Fat Chance Podcast - Hot Boy Summer #5

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

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We need to find Tim Allen, corner him, beat the brakes off him, and make him sign that. I feel like we don't need to beat the brakes off him. Well, you know how cool it would be if you had Santa Claus's signature and blood on that poster? Maybe we could clone him and have him sign it. Absolutely loved it. I'm not even done with my other beer. I just wanted to use this. That's the sound of a choosy snap.

Oh, what's nice, too, is it stays up high enough so you can sip it. You can still get the lip. That would have been real unfortunate if it was just flush with it. But it's not. They thought of everything. It would have been really unfortunate if we fucking hated these. That would have been really unfortunate. That would have been real bad.

But we do like them. I like them. It's so simple. And I'm telling you. I'm telling you, Choosy. Choosy. Choosy has got a 45-minute ad. I told him. I was like, hey, it came in.

I'm excited to open these. We'll talk about them for next week's episode. He goes, all right, sounds good. I don't think he was expecting a whole lot. It's like 45 minutes of us just going, yeah, I like this. This is cool. All right, now for the anti-ed. We have talked about nothing for 30 minutes.

Maybe this is the Patreon part. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to just get rolling. I'm in a 1965 chair. Jesus, trying to... I don't got underwear on because it's got the lining and the shorts. I'm crying. Fuck.

Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Podcast starts now. Okay. We have to repromote this thing. Podcast starts...

We haven't talked about it enough. We have to repromote this thing. Podcast starts now. We haven't talked about it enough. We have to repromote it. Podcast starts now. Choose. It's just a black container. Let me put the sticker on mine. Is there a sticker on it? Yeah.

I'll put a sticker on it. Now I'm OCD with this. That if this doesn't stick flat. How do you get this off? Should we just not give Judd his? Sell Judd's? You know what my favorite, 20% markup.

Did you, I know you watched the episode, but do you remember where I was like, my favorite part about the guy asking for our socks, he goes, you guys know there's a big market for your socks, you know, can a pair of yours jacks and i just stopped i go not judds just got some ugly feet dude we're putting these in a plastic bag and we'll send them up how do you get this off when are we gonna start the podcast do you think it starts with us struggling with

these stickers hello and welcome to the Fat Chance Podcast. I also saw that AJ was barefoot. I lost it. He walked in, and I saw he had his sandals on. And I go, no socks today. He goes, I know. I thought about wearing shoes. I go, no, they're going to love you.

And he goes, really? They go, we are in. You're in the right demographic right now. Do you think that's pretty straight? Choosy. We chose them. You choose them. Choosy.

Uzy, Wheezy, Choosy. Lil Wayne, Michael Wayne, Choosy. Enough. Enough of that. These sticker placements are pretty damn good. Oh, these are great stickers. I like the Bigfoot thing he's got going on here. Oh, my God.

We're Bigfoot. I'm Bigfoot. I'm Littlefoot. You're Bigfoot. Bigfoot. Yeah. We're Bigfoot because we were selling our socks. We were drinking out of Choosies with this Bigfoot.

It's a caveman, I think. It's a caveman i think it's a caveman that's definitely a caveman he's got a club there's a caveman but no these are sick do you did you believe in aj's um we do need to repromote this yeah choosy wherever i decide to release this episode we've talked about you a lot today we love you this has been talking about we've talked about you a lot today we love you this has been talking about we've talked about you for 45 minutes i don't know if we've have we started yet maybe this is going to be just a bunch of clipped together things to make an episode i'm gonna make a montage for 20 minutes you can tell we are falling apart without judd we are we are we need he's like our father.

He is. This is my show, and now I'm like, Judd, I think you need to help me run this. Judd, I need you right now, dude. I could say disgusting things, but it's all going to end up on Patreon. No, that's all right. Well, you just let me know what you're comfortable with. What do you think of AJ's Bigfoot take? That they might be real, but they vibrate at a certain frequency that we freeze and we can't really see them?

No, that's bullshit. Okay. I would love to be excited about that idea. But there's absolutely no reason for me to believe that that's a real thing. Actually, let's talk about the new UFO whistleblower shit. Oh, I did hear that. The guy was like, there's absolutely UFOs. And non-human life. Yeah, that's where the ufos come

from and we're just like okay well no one cares about it because like what's going on right now um i don't know throw a dart you'll land on something yeah just about yeah i don't want to be controversial here but you know just just just just say people are so pissed about donald trump people hate brett biden people hates tim allen and santa claus uh are you a fan of tal You know, just say, people are so pissed about Donald Trump. People hate Biden. People hate Tim Allen and Santa Claus. Are you a fan of Tyler Childers? Say that one more time. Tyler Childers?

No. Are you a fan of Tyler Childers? Childers. Childers. Why am I having a stroke right now? Are you a fan of Tyler Childers? Hello. Are you a fan of Tyler?

Are you a fan of Tyler Childers? Do- fan of tyler are you a fan of tyler childers tyler childers no who the fuck is that he's a country music singer he was uh he's in that like kind of in the outlaw country area but also kind of like in the zach bryan demographic um he just came out with a new song music video and they have like a gay scene in there. And now everyone's like, well, not listening to him anymore. So, I mean, good on you, Tyler, for not letting us really concentrate on the aliens. Oh, and Jason Aldean. Jason Aldean, yeah. That got crazy.

I saw a bunch of news about it. I was like, all right, I'm going to listen to it. I'm going to listen to it on the way back from work. Yeah, I was listening to it. I was like, oh, I get why people are mad about this. Did you hear it? No, what is it? Oh, my God.

What does it say? I'll just read you the lyrics. Read me the lyrics. It's bananas. But, like, do you think it's actually – because isn't it supposed to be, like, people are considering it pro-lynching? I don't think it's pro-lynching. I think it's –

We're going to kick your ass kind of i don't think it's pro-lynching i think it's uh we're gonna kick your ass kind of bullshit yeah it's bananas it's not pro-lynching though but we have all this and there is life from another planet oh i haven't seen the music video also there have been so many ufo sightings that we think which might actually be real now that an alien could walk into a press conference and we'd all be like i'm not buying it yeah like that's fake yeah all right here we go so i'm just gonna go through the whole i'm gonna go do the whole song skip the choruses unless it's the that's the bad okay well yeah sorry so it starts off sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk carjack an old lady

at a red light pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store Yeah, think it's cool? Well, act a fool if you like Cuss out a cop, spit in his face Stomp on the flag and light it up Yeah, yeah, you think you're tough Well, try that in a small town See how far you make it down the road

Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long for you to find out i recommend you don't try that in a small town next verse okay first of all let's digest this first i don't think that's that bad well basically it's all like writing and people like you're actually really trying to just demolish place yeah you probably shouldn't do any of that yeah yeah yeah yeah but come on dude just wait here's the next got a gun that my granddad gave me oh boy they say one day they're gonna round up while that shit may fly in the city good luck luck. Try that in a small town.

See how far you make it down the road. And then full of good old boys raised up right. If you're looking for a fight, try that in a small town. Okay. They attack people in the city. They what? It mentions city. Yeah.

You're trying to say they're putting reference to a certain group of people yeah i i don't think it's trying but it's there's a lot of people that think oh i think i know this is going you know what i'm saying it's not it's not hard to blur that line it it's not but why are you blurring it because it doesn't need to be. Correct. Here's the thing, too, with this song is these words are coming out of a widely known person's mouth. Yep. There is nothing new about that song and what's actually going on. Because in reality, you go to a smaller town, there's a lot less tolerance for people acting, quote unquote, woke or being sensitive.

They're more a get shit done and fuck off. Well, it did talk about robbing people. It's not woke and sensitivity. No. What it's also saying is you robbing people is a shit thing to do. Everyone. Yeah. We all agree on that.

You rob someone in my town. You're going to get shot with my granddad's gun yeah that's well the granddad's gun part also preceded when they round up and they're coming for us we're gonna come back at you kind of thing this i don't have a full support of anyone i don't get this at all but the uprising of of anyone i don't get this at all but the uprising of people saying this is one pro lynching it's definitely not pro lynching and i also don't think i don't think it's that controversial it's not a controversial at all i do see where people are drawing the lines though you know how many songs literally say like all this it's just so many songs oh yeah yeah but he's just so well known that now he's taking away from our alien talk it is that that's annoying so jason aldean come on man maybe he's an alien maybe he's

an alien splinter cell yeah but dude there's so many songs of so many genres they're like i'll fucking shoot you and your mother and shit like that it's like yep we're drawing the line because there's this i don't know i'm not gonna get into it into it let's this is our demographic right now we did i got i got you riled up i got us riled up there that was pretty good it pisses me off how sensitive we get try that in my apartment yeah try that shit in my apartment i'll hit you with my dirty socks my okay back to aliens though um i saw a tikt. I don't know if it was an interview, though. We're like, yeah, we recovered a long time ago, like early 90s, an alien spacecraft.

And they had life in there. And they found a life form, a male species, they said, named Ebbe. Ebbe. E-B-E-E. So I'm pronouncing it Ebbe. Maybe it's Ebe. Who knows? Ebe. You know how hard it is to be scared when it's named Ebe? What's your name? Ebe.

And that's exactly how he said it to Ebe. They just call him a nerd and shut the door. My name's Ebe. They just slam the door and call him a pussy and tell him to get the fuck out of here. Go home, Ebe. That's so wild. Ebi.

My name is Ebi. That'd be so wild. It'd be so hard to be afraid of it. It'd be so hard. You couldn't. You couldn't. I imagine it's like three feet tall, but he, sorry, he don't want to assume your gender. They did say he.

It was a- He, yeah. How did we know? That's the yeah how how did we know that's the question because he has the test the round testicle balls now if we cut it from earlier they won't know what we're talking about with the round testicle uh penis check it out on the patreon yeah but do does every male species have a wiener then no matter what someone else's definition of male but alien yeah alien male scientifically if these scientists are saying it was an alien male okay do they know by looking at

the genitalia of that alien male or did ebe go i'm a man yeah but if you're a man then you're a human right or it's just i think i think maybe that's their way no because there's male there's male female deer male female fish so it's not human it's just species and species okay and so there's the female by definition i would say this is also not actually the definition but i'm saying in my head the female is the one that carries the child and the male is the one that fucks the shit out of the one that carries the child and the male is the one that fucks the shit out of the one that carries the child.

Do you think Ebe listens to Jason Aldean? Ebe? You could not try that in a small ship. Not in my small galaxy. You try that in a small planet. The title of this

is going to be Try That in a Small Planet. We're going to get a weird demographic for this. Try That in a Small Planet. Try That in a Small Planet. Oh, fuck. But no.

So it continues. It says they kept him in captivity, basically, like a zoo animal. Like a orca. And he was sharing secrets. And our technology is like apparently 50,000 years ahead of ours. How do you even quantify that? And then he died in like 1958. He died in 1958.

Here's the thing. His technology is 50,000 years in advance of ours And we just put him in a cage And he was like fuck Because 1950 We didn't have anything that crazy They were like Put him in a box

I'll show you the video after this We had him in a cage Until he died I think he lived in God What was one of the popular UFO places? We had him in a cage until he died. I think he lived in a... God, what was one of the popular UFO places? No. Area 51?

No, it's a different one. I don't know. There's another UFO place. I mean, there's another... You know how popular Area 51 is? That can't be our most secretive place. Correct. That's the popular one.

There's a secret one. There's a secret one. There's probably Area 37. No one checks there. Why are they called areas? Where's Area 1? You know what I hope it's called? I hope it's like Instagram profiles where it's like the real Mark Wahlberg.

It's just, where are they at? At the real Area 51. You get there, it actually says at the real Area 51. Just a middle get there, it actually says at the real Area 51. Just a middle finger. Remember that storming of Area 51 that people organized on Facebook? They did do it, didn't they? They didn't storm it, but they had a bunch of people there.

They had a bunch of people like, let's get together, and they can't kill us all. And I remember I think someone's like, if you come, you will all die. If you do try to this, we can kill all of you. Eve will come out in forces. He died in 58 but he's still with us but no there there was basically just a nerd lala that's what it was they were not taking molly they were not tripping on acid they were not rubbing soft scarves on their face what they were doing is playing with lightsabers that's all they were doing do you think 50 000 years from now teleportation exists? We have to talk to Eve about that.

Well, I want to put this out there to Eve in the future. Eve, if teleportation exists, come into my apartment right now. You know how fucking wild that would be? I would shit my pants. And then we'd go, what's your name?

And he'd go, Eve. And then we'd all go, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha pants and then we'd go what's your name and he'd go eeb and then we all go this guy could show up right back i'm not buying it you would look at me like how'd you arrange that i've just had a guy around the corner choosy now eeb choosy we chose them you choose that i'm not gonna do that choosy it's not an alien named eeb although you know what you should name the caveman on there ebbe ebbe yeah we should we should find a name for this oh but since we did cut out the entire first half of this let's talk about what this choosy thing is that i was so excited about you were talking about it yes so we have our first i i we have our first sponsor collab yeah yeah we have our first collaborator um

a wonderful company by the name of the choosy has reached out to us and sent us this beautiful product um if you can't tell zoom in because i'm not gonna zoom in for you but have you ever met a Yeti? Nope. Have you ever met a koozie before? Well, this is just like that, except it holds two. Let me show you guys. It's amazing. So are you sick of the ring on the back pocket of your jeans?

Well, say be gone to your ring. This is my best Willie Mays. Willie Mays. Willie Mays. It's a baseball player. You are stroking. I am. The ring on your pants.

I know my fiance hates it. It's gone. You don't have to hold it in your pants anymore. No one gets to see that nasty ring. All you do is you put it in the bottom of the choosy like this. And then it screws into the choosy. It's not an added piece on the bottom. It's all in one.

It's all in one. It screws into the bottom, so it's about here. It's not making it unwieldy too tall. It's all you need. Right now, we've got a tall skinny can in here. You can do a short can. I think you can even do glass bottles. You can do glass bottles, seltzers, 12-ounce cans of beer.

It comes with a top, so you can do cocktails. You can do coffee. It has a straw for all our ladies' inners or guys' inners if you prefer a straw, but I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know how many guys are drinking out of a straw container, but if you are, go for it. More power to you. It's beautiful.

I'm going to actually test it tonight. It comes with a sticker as well. The sticker we put it on. And a barcode as a business card. And you know what? Cheers to choosy. We love you. Cheers to choosy. Thanks, choosy. We should make that cheers we love you cheers to choosy we should make that a segment a cheers to choosy cheers to choosy i saw i've started watching busting with the boys

a little bit oh yeah i like it and they have a shout out no free shout out kind of thing where they actually shout out something that they like we do a cheers to choosy what do you want to cheers to today what's our cheers to choosy is it like something is it like i don't know this is the first time we're doing it and i just came out with it five seconds ago well here's something fun i don't have anywhere to be at night that's a cheers to choosy cheers to choosy and your manager dying for the day for the night not actually dying she be alive tomorrow. But she's out of town today. She's at a concert with her mother and her sister, and I hope they're having a splendid time. But while she's out, the boys are going to be choosy.

What do you want to cheers the choosy? I got one. I won't name names because I'm allowed to tell anyone. I was told today. This is more of a cheers to my buddy. I had a friend of mine come out to us recently, and he's been holding on to that one for a while. We all had a little inkling, but he says there's a big weight off his shoulders.

Love him for it, that he's his own person now. So cheers to that guy. Cheers to Choosy. Cheers to Choosy. We are doing that every episode. Congratulations. We're very happy for you that's a big it's a big move it's great i found out today and uh was it via text or it was like a no he he's here visiting right now oh so it's in person is in person he wanted to tell us in person and uh i couldn't be happier for him it's the i couldn't imagine the weight on your shoulders Keeping that in

And then what it feels like to have that off Oh yeah Oh my god Well they say shame Shame? Well that's probably That's what Like gay shame

Yeah yeah yeah That kind of thing That type of weight comes from Not talking about it So like if you're keeping a secret And you feel like You can't tell people about it,

like that's becomes even worse. And then as soon as you say it and bring it out into the universe and like shame's gone, not that he should be ashamed. Absolutely not. But that's like where I think hopefully no, I can have much better, much better days and mornings and nights.

Oh, absolutely. I, I even told him, I was like, I didn't tell him. I was telling, I'm talking to my girlfriend. I'm like, he seems lighter. Oh, absolutely. I even told him. I was like, I didn't tell him. I was talking to my girlfriend. I'm like, he seems lighter.

He seems lighter. He's happy. I mean, he always talked a lot, but he's really talking now. But it's good. I think that's a good thing. It is. Congratulations. If you're afraid to do it, I understand.

If you want to do it for the first time in the comments, we'll choose to choosy for you. You know who's going to be supportive? Blade Swordsman. Tinker1148. Michael Frank. The Sock Smeller. Maybe these aren't the people you want to come out to, but I know they're very nice people from what their comments are online. Yeah, they all seem very nice and genuine. And we'll be nice to you, too. We'll're very nice people from what their comments are online. Yeah, they all seem very nice and genuine. And we'll be nice to you, too.

We'll be very nice. That's the most wholesome thing I think we've ever done. It's the most wholesome thing, yes. And hopefully the makers of Choosy aren't homophobic. Also, if you like Choosy, reach out to us. And we'll forward you right to the manufacturer. Right to the the manufacturer the manufacturer take good care of you well well we have to we we have another hour to fill we have a lot of time

you know you know like we were talking about like my bachelor parties and stuff yeah i'm trying to work on a bit with this okay so i want to see what your reaction is so like do you know what's like when people ask me why I like strip clubs okay specifically full nude ones okay I go like have you ever like been to an aquarium and felt fed the stingrays yeah it's like it just comes up so excited your fingers What do you think about that? Coming out of your mouth. I love it. That's one of those ones where I have to say it. It's different It's not a guy. We gotta get the wording right? I like what you're going with it

but there are jokes that Like chastity Judd never talked about Chester he had this conversation with chastity judd and i were talking about chastity or he had this conversation with chastity um joe was saying like whatever he was and chad's like you should say that on stage and he goes if you said it it'd be funny on stage coming out of my mouth it wouldn't be funny on stage certain people can just say certain things and the way you deliver things like probably a more dry longer story might come better out of me than someone else versus your stingray strip club thing i look like a fuck boy i'm a fuck boy everyone thinks i'm a fuck boy you should have seen that roast i think i get it more than you do you should have seen the roast i was at i was told i look like a kendall no that wasn't me that

was someone else but i was basically told i looked like you still have like a weird like in my opinion maybe it's because i know you know and i was telling agent the last one like now that i know you paint dragons i don't see this much anymore also it's the colorful tattoos if you show your colorful colorful tattoos i think the fuckboy level goes down. It goes a little bit down, yeah. It goes a little bit down. If it's all black and white tattoos, one that says walk the line, I got a fraction on one and a W on my thigh. Yeah, you're like, hmm.

Could be fuckboy. How many frats were you in? Yep, yep. You can only be in one, by the way. I definitely get the fuckboy thing until I start talking to people and they're like, holy shit, you're not that bad. That's kind of a hard thing to get past, think with comedy too oh you don't want to laugh at the guy you think is already kind of cool yep yeah i like i remember when i first pulled up it was always like people didn't really want to talk to me and i didn't want to talk to people

because i was like okay i'm not gonna like go out of my way and talk to anyone unless like i feel like i'm not being looked at weird. Yeah. You know what I mean? And then eventually, obviously, I knew Brandon, so that worked out well, and then I met more people. But I remember when it first started, I was like, everyone just thinks I'm such a douche.

My first mic, I went up. I was like, fuck. My first mic, I went up, finished my set. It went pretty well because it was obviously the first time anyone goes up and they say something remotely funny. People are like, oh, okay. Okay, it's new. We haven't heard this.

And then right afterwards, Elijah was the one. I told you this already. He just goes, that's Jack, everybody. Way too confident. And I was like, fuck. But. I don't know if I said it on here, but I know the first time I saw you perform. And it might have been. Was it the first time i saw you perform um and it might have been was the

first time you did a high note or no no no because i think i did i think i started like maybe a couple weeks or a month before you started maybe but i didn't see you around till i was a few till i'd probably did you start in the summer um last summer yeah or was it a little bit before that um it was no i started in like basically i did my first one two years ago my first mic ever and then i didn't do it for six months so i feel like i started last winter or two winters ago. I started in August two years ago because that's when the improv opened. Yeah. And then so six months after that, it was like probably when I first saw you again. Either way, I remember going to the high note and you're wearing a Disney comic shirt.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're in a Disney comic shirt. and i go oh shit he kind of travels and does comedy he does it at disney he's probably clean and then and you were with someone too i was like new people usually don't come with anyone they're like by themselves they're loners i was by myself like and you got up and you did fairly well. And then I was like, oh, okay, shit. And then that was it. I was like, oh, my God. He actually, like, he might travel and do this.

Maybe he's just stopping in for practice before a show. Yeah, right. Because so early on, you don't know. You also don't know how it works either. Like, it took me forever to realize I thought bars and then we should get off this comedy topic i thought bars like the bar owners booked the comedians i didn't realize it was comedians running the shows for bar booking other comedians so i'm like oh i have to be friendly to people i don't like right right right yeah yeah you do still kind of do that it's also weird though

like the we'll go off and write this the mic people that do open mic sets yeah and then you see them do a set at a show you go oh now i know why they're doing shows because i here's a perfect example and this is all the flowers to chrismit yeah when chrismit's like doing new stuff like for the first time and it's funny i I go, oh, this is really good. But I'm like, I haven't seen him do a show before. And then I saw him do a book show at the Improv. And I was like, holy shit. Actually stringing stuff together.

And it's really cool. I even still struggle to this day where I'll go do a mic. And I'm like, oh, that wasn't great. I'm like, dude, you were practicing. This isn't supposed to be perfect. you want to kill that one but then you go to a show and you put so much more effort into piecing things together it's a puzzle yeah like the the way you put it is like a show is a completed small puzzle yeah and then you're just trying to find the pieces you're flipping the pieces right side up on open mics.

Yeah, I've been written jokes. I got a new one for a while, and then I did that roast, and I was like, oh, I have the itch to write again. Yeah, you need something to get the itch going again. Mine was, we'll talk about it afterwards. I was, not a dark place, but I got livid this week with stuff. And I was like, all right all right i'm gonna go burn the world down fucking was it because you listen to jason aldean no eve was in my ears like

the human race is not gonna survive you are the one to save us all do you ever feel like you're way more important than you actually are yeah all the time all the time like i've only ever been in control of this body yeah and i'm like i don't know what it's like to be you no and for all i know you you're just a fixture of my imagination we could very well be yeah no it's one of the words this is a very bad this is this is this is a bad character trait of mine narcissism oh yeah absolutely soft narcissism absolutely absolutely i feel people's feelings very well but i like and i care about it but when i'm like in my own zone it's just like i'm the best in the fucking world all the time and i think part of that is a good thing so well

this is my fiancee hates this we'll like go to a concert or we'll go do something and like i'll just go i could do that all the time all the time there was we went to summerfest and there was a guy he was like just like playing he was like basically hype manning to like music and like singing along with it and like he had like a very big crowd and i just went i could definitely do that she goes are you fucking kidding me like no you couldn't i could definitely do that i do that with like sports sometimes oh i don't do that in sports i'm look at this ankle i've've given up, dude. I think I'm like way more athletic than I probably am.

I also know I'm decently athletic. I thought you were going to go with like concerts. My girlfriend took me to my favorite band of all time, Midland. It's a country band and they're playing at Red Rocks. It's like a dream venue and to see them at too i'm like this is top five concert i don't want to see in my life up to this point and she goes let's go she gets tickets from a friend like vip i'm 10th row and i get there i forgot she was there i was like she was behind me during the concert and she was like

sitting down and i was i'm like get up we're having fun and she's like trying to look around take it into and i'm like all right i'm gonna turn around and i was in my she's like you were in your own world i i could have left for the whole concert and you would have been fine and i was like a school girl screaming every song. That's awesome. But that's a good feeling. Not like leaving your girlfriend in the dust. I didn't mean to do that. That is situationally sometimes a good feeling.

But having something that can bring you that much joy, it's a top tier feeling. Yep. It's like every time I see Santa at the mall. Oh, the nostalgic feeling of that is phenomenal. Whenever I see people in line to take pictures with Santa, I go, fuck, I wish I could do that. You could. No, I wish it was cool.

I wish I thought it was cool to do that. I wish I was excited to see Santa. Dude, we should do a Santa thing this winter. Even if I move, let's do a Santa thing. Where are you moving? Well, my lease is up in two months. I mean, I can tell you this. I might leave in two months.

To where? I don't know yet. Like out of state? Yeah yeah to see your lady no she's got a north carolina is not my thing i don't know if it's her thing a whole lot we won't get into that but probably denver texas so then the santa thing comes from texas we could do yeah i'll just bring everything back up and we do we'll do a santa i want to do a santa cast with you every year. You've got to do the Santa cast. I've never met someone who likes Christmas as much as you and I.

I love Christmas so much. I love it. It's the best. Santa Claus, I think, is going to be up year round. Yeah, it has to be. That's such a good poster. That's no longer a Christmas decoration. That's one of my favorite movies, decoration.

We need to find Tim Allen, corner him, beat the brakes off him, and make him sign that. I feel like we don't need to beat the brakes off him. Well, you know how cool it would be if you had Santa Claus's signature and blood on that poster? Maybe we could clone him and have our own Santa Claus. We have to talk to Ebe. Ebe.

I really want to know how they pronounced it. I really want to know how they pronounced it. I also want to know how they calculated that 50,000 years of development was... There were 50,000 years ahead? There are so many things. Nate Bargetzi has a joke about, like, we just believe stuff. Like, is it true or do you know I'm not going to do the research to look into it kind of thing? Like cockroaches live to be 150 years old. Really?

Or do you just know I'm not going to like check you up on that one? I have no fucking clue. They can survive nuclear war. Do you think I'm going to be doing experiments? No. No. I'm not going to be doing an experiment on a cockroach. Let's test to see if they'll like survive an explosion all right can

someone build the atomic bomb we're gonna drop it on this one cockroach if he lives great my experiment would be a shoebox with a cockroach in it and just throw a couple like we did fire trackers we did lose japan in the experiment but it's part of it do you watch that movie yet no i want to i almost thought about going by myself last night. I was going to go. Is that? No, going to a movie by yourself is one of the best things you can ever do in your life. It's so much cooler.

It's so much better that way. All right, just making sure. I would prefer it. I like watching movies by myself anyways. It's so fun because you're sitting there. No one's talking. No one goes like this. Oh, wait.

What's going on? What did he say? That's the worst. It's so fun to sit there with a little bit of popcorn, eat a cup of candy. Did you see Avengers Endgame? I cried at the end of it. You cried at the end of it?

Not when Robert Downey Jr. died, but right when they all came through the portals. That was emotional, yeah. I was like, holy shit, this is... The accumulation of the first movie I saw in high school. Like, high school, and it came out like... What was it? Anything about two years ago? Have you watched any of them since?

No. Neither have I. I've watched a couple. I've watched The New Black Panther. That, to me, was the end. And I was like, I'm done. I still want to see the newest Spider-Man. But we're in the theater, me and my roommate. I was living in Miami at the time. And second to last row, there's this group of kids in the back their phones on

the whole time this lady next to me is talking the whole fucking time i'm like shut the fuck up i'm getting annoyed and i was like all right i can get through it it's a loud enough movie whatever ignore the phone light next to me and then all of a sudden behind me something's happening in the movie and then this guy basically like predicts what the line is next and i'm like fuck i was like but right away i was like you know what that was a good fucking guess good call they did it five more times i'm like you've seen this movie already oh my god he's just ruining it for everyone around him there's he did the on your left oh i was like dog you can't do that you can't do that you can't that that's that's a a fun moment for everyone because everyone's like oh i remember when that

that is the only time in a theater i've seen people like cheer stand up whatever that was great yeah that's a good fucking movie that's real good my favorite movie experiences it was when i went to go see the third pirates of the caribbean which one was that about at world's end it was like right when it was when they finally beat davy jones kind of thing okay okay those all kind of blend together for me yeah the first three are good everything after that i've never i'm not gonna watch them there's no chance in hell. But I remember going there with my parents. And you can't reserve seats back then. So people just buy tickets and sit wherever.

Yeah, I like that better. Pretty much. I mean, I think they gave you spots. But there was a lot of like you can just sit wherever. Because there's more seats. It's because they were never full. Right. And that theater was full.

And I had to watch that. It was like probably 10 12 and i watched there was only three spots left they were not next to each other so my mom my dad and myself like all over the like theater and i remember sitting there by myself just next to strangers and just every once in a while like look up and like find my dad or my mom like oh my god i can't believe this is happening and then at the end it was so cool because like we got in the car started driving home we were like that was so good part right there and it's way cooler that way as opposed to like yeah you can talk about it

afterwards as opposed to during it what's the best place in a theater i can tell you the worst i think the theater is the only place you can for sure say front row is the worst fucking place to sit yeah but knowing you have the recliners it doesn't matter that much anymore because you can for sure say front row is the worst fucking place to sit. Yeah, but now when you have the recliners, it doesn't matter that much anymore because you can lay on your back and you can see everything. I still don't like it. I like feeling... Middle, middle. Middle, middle is the best spot.

Middle for sure. Because even your front with the recliners, you still kind of have to move your head to see the whole screen. Yep. If you can lay on your back and your head doesn't have to move at all... It's better. That's perfect. Yep.

Middle, middle. Or like the one right before the handicap where there's the bar so you can put your feet up on it. Yep, you can put your feet up. That's if they aren't recliners. Yep. The recliners seem to be pretty common. I haven't been to a movie in probably years.

I'm going to see Oppenheimer in theaters. I actually think I'm going to go do the IMAX like they recommend. There's no IMAX in Wisconsin. There was. We had one, yeah. No, they just say IMAX in Wisconsin. There was. We had one, yeah. No, they just say IMAX. IMAX is like a certain film size, I believe. What's the globe one we got?

It's ultra screened. No, I swear we have an IMAX. We don't have an IMAX. We have an IMAX. We do not have an IMAX. I think the closest one's in Michigan. You can give it a gook, fine, but we don't have an IMAX. I'll give it a gook.

You can get like an ultra screen or whatever they call them super screens and that will be it but yeah there's no there's no actual imax the most recent movie i think i saw in theaters was um it was a santa movie amc mayfair Mall 18 and IMAX Theater. That's not a real IMAX. That's not a real IMAX. Well, how can you call it IMAX and it not be an IMAX? They have loopholes. It says IMAX 2D.

It's not an IMAX. Look up the definition. I'm not doing that much research. Look up where the real IMAX is. How many real IMAX eaters are there what was the Santa Claus movie I just saw it was basically where the guy from Black Widow just kills a bunch of people

at Santa Claus it was cool it was like Taken but with Santa Taken with Santa? yeah Santa was Liam Neeson not with Santa? Yes, Santa was Liam Neeson. Not bad Santa. Santa was not Liam Neeson. He was not Russell Crowe. Is it the one where they sing in the jail?

No, it's literally Santa kills people with candy canes and shit. Oh, shit. It says there are 31 that can show 70 millimeter film. And that's what IMAX is. What the fuck? All right, moving on. I need to pee. How long do you think?

Violent Night. That's what I saw. Violent Night. Oh, I've seen that. Where is that on? Is that on Netflix? I know. I saw it in theaters.

That's the last one what do you think of Netflix new rules where you can't share accounts anymore it sucks I no longer have Netflix yep

well I do but I basically get I have Netflix and I gave it to my mom my grandparents my

fiance's dad my fiance's mom and my cousin and now none of them have none of them can have it yeah and if they do want it they have to like text me and be like check your email and approve it and i'm like i'm done doing this i did it for a month yeah i wouldn't do that anymore the i'm traveling kind of thing yeah we did it we did it once and it lasts for a few days and then you gotta do it again and it's like you know i and then you got to do it again. And it's like, you know, I'm just not watching Netflix now.

Realistically, there wasn't a lot on Netflix that I was watching. No, there's not a lot. Right now, what I've really gotten into is Peacock. What are you watching? Yellowstone? No, right now I'm watching. Well, my fiance likes to put on Vanderpump Rules. I also love Vanderpump Rules.

You're definitely a reality TV guy. I like Vanderpump Rules. I watched, we were in college, we watched Siesta Key. I don't know what that is. What's Vanderpump Rules? It's all these people. So one of the girls from Real Housewives of Orange County, the ladies, she owns a bunch of restaurants and bars.

One of these bars is everyone that works at a bar basically in L.A. wants to be an actor or actress or musician or whatever. And so it follows around this group of people that want to be famous because they're models and stuff. But they're never going to make it. That's the thing. I think if you agree to be on the show, you know it's not going to make you famous. The show made him famous. Yeah, but like not the famous they want to be.

Yeah, they're not going to be actors after that. So they just got drunk. It was funny because it was like a bunch of 20-somethings like moved out to la to like chase their dreams didn't get they're not very good at it but they were like just chaos every day like over and over again and so it was just like a lot of fun to watch i watched it with my mom in middle school my mom like would throw it on i'm like all right i'm gonna come watch watch this. It's that old of a show? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's still going.

They just had a big season, the big Tom Sandoval. Fuck you, Tom Sandoval. He chewed on Ariana with Raquel. Raquel's a whore. Raquel sounds like a whore. She's a whore.

But she sucked. You think Eve's a whore? No. Eve's a one-woman kind of man. What do you think alien women look like? I don't know what Eve looks like. I don't know. Because here's the thing.

Do you think Eve... Aliens, there's multiple aliens. Honestly, I think he's gray. No. Really? Do you think they have hair? Because I can't picture an alien with hair. Well, we have hair.

Why can't they? But I can't picture an alien with hair. Because of all the images't they but i can't picture an alien with hair because of all the images we've seen they're always like short huge head slimy chewbacca not an alien also just realized you have a lightsaber next to the that's my alligator you're that's an alligator yeah okay i'm gonna pee you talk um go choosy anyway well we talk about choosy I'm going to talk about Vanderpump Rules

oh and I've been watching a lot of Love Island lately Love Island in the US just came out there's actually a girl on there that is from the

414 Milwaukee I haven't been caught up actually no I haven't been caught up and she might get voted off this week but I think the only thing that might save her

is because I think she's pretending to like our man Bergie and bergie i used to like in the beginning of the season but now i think he's kind of a little bitch i thought he was cool not cool i thought he was cute and he needed a lot of help with talking to girls and then as soon as he got a little bit of attention he started turning his back on the boys but also he turned his back on victor victor sucks victor's a spaniard that looks like jason moa and he's just like i don't know why bergie He started turning his back on the boys. But also, he turned his back on Victor. Victor sucks. Victor's a Spaniard that looks like Jason Momoa. And he's just like, I don't know why Bergie is going to be doing that to me. Bergie, you are turning your back on me.

I don't even want to look at you. I don't give a fuck about your feelings. We have to cut that out. So I just went and peed in my roommate's bathroom can we agree this is a psychotic amount of travel size to why is to have your bathroom I know you're moving soon but like did you think you were going to use one a day for the next there's there's nothing left six travel there's no there's stuff in any of all of them feel them there's six travel size toothpaste here's the thing i think this man forgot to buy toothpaste and found these just they're all different kinds they're all different they're all colgate

well they're different types colgate cavity protection colgate scope you went to the target section and just went the travel target section and uh is that what he did i don't know i've never seen that before i've peed in that bathroom so many times this is wild how was my stream sound okay healthy i wasn't paying enough attention to it but it sounded pretty good i have to pee now too so you have to say something weird because i totally fucked up were you speaking like chewbacca ease no i was speaking like victor from love island he's such a there's a lady that's on Love Island right now, US. I'm all caught up. She's from the 414.

Oh, really? Yes, and I think she might give it off tonight. Would you like another beverage? Yes, please. Would you like another lemonade? These weren't bad. Whatever you want to give me. You want to see...

You want to try a bottle and let's show that the bottle fits in there? Let's show how it works. Would you like a new Glarus? Sure. She's in the 414 i think she's having tough tough luck with the boys and unfortunately the only guy that i think she's gonna have a connection with is this nerd named bergie bergie his his nickname's bergie and he's very sweet but he's very socially awkward and does not know how to communicate very well and all the guys were teaching him how to do stuff and some other girls were like hey you have to do

this let's get your confidence up and now he's starting to get some attention by a pretty girl and he's starting to kind of be a weasel i i liked him because i was like i this guy this guy deserves to find love he seems like a good guy but i I also don't think he's a weasel at heart. I think he just doesn't know what he's doing yet. So I'm hoping he gets a chance to redeem himself, but he might get voted off. I think a lot of guys are once, you can go pee,

but I think a lot of guys, they seem like very nice people because they haven't gotten attention. But the minute they get attention, they realize how big of a drug that is. And they're going to try and seek it from as many people as possible. So I can see him becoming a weasel for a bit, and then maybe true personality comes out, and he's good.

I don't even know who the fuck we're talking about. Bergie. I'm going to take this moment to thank the sponsors for the golf outing. So once again, we are going to thank Paradise Builders. Thank you to Keith. We have Peep Power. We have Jay Gilbertson Exteriors. We have Custom Amish Cabins for Left. Shout out Mr. Vocal and Kayla Vocal, Danny and Mikey, as well as Jody. I love you, Jody. Miss you. We have a birthday one day apart. Spre brewery sprecker brewery has just joined the club um our good friends at we got a bunch of them now um our good friends at clark's premier tree

service sorry nathan didn't mean to leave you out there um nathan's one of our big sponsors so if you have any stumps you need removed from your yard or if you just want a bunch of hunks showing up to your house in a truck to work on your yard call nathan okay um and that's about it if i forgot one i'll throw you in don't worry but we got a bunch of you i'm excited to have you guys so far so good aj is committed to be at the tournament. We got three more comics we need. I think we know who we're going to get. Officially, each hole is technically sold out.

But we have opened up enough spots where we can double up on each. So we are looking for a few more people to play. I didn't know that was a twist up, Jack. I'm sorry. I don't know. So if you're looking to play, I would like to have I didn't know that was a twist up, Jack. I'm sorry. So if you're looking to play,

I would like to have a few of you guys that do watch this come play, and we'd love to have you. Preferably get your order in by Monday so you get a T-shirt because I'm starting to think those of you who order after August 1st will not be getting a t-shirt from us. You're getting a t-shirt, sir. I'm getting a t-shirt? Are you coming to the event? Yeah.

Okay. Do you have your groups yet? I have to get them to commit, actually. I have to get them to actually book it. Well, I just need them to pay me. Yeah. Or I need them to commit to me, and they don't need to pay me immediately.

I can request them a few days after if they need time to get their money together or ask their mom for their chore money. Sounds good. I will reach out to everyone and say, hey, if anyone's interested, let me know, and then I will connect them with you. Yeah. Just be like, hey, I just need your group names. Even if it's like, hey, we have three.

We're looking for a fourth. Take the three so I can put it down because eventually I just need a T-shirt number. I'll show you the T-shirt designs. I'm making hats, too. We're both hat guys. They're going to be nice. Do you like the style hat I'm wearing? Yeah, I do like that hat.

So it's going to be like this. And then it's either going to be a red hat or a black hat. I would prefer black, but they're really hard to find. My idea is black hat red rope and then the red white logo which would be sweet that would be sweet but i also found a cool red one white rope red white would be sweet we would look like maga and that's the crowd that's gonna be there yep they will be there jason l dean's performing uh eve is hosting and we need a picture we need to mock up something what eve looks like eve okay how is it with the bottle it's nice is it interesting

yeah it's huge it's a long bottle i'm gonna hold this i want to know what it's like to but you could still hold it from the top if you want. Yeah, and this is sweet. They're not heavy. No, this is actually... This is phenomenal. This is literally... I'm testing out cold times.

Once he followed me and I saw the product, he followed all the accounts, and I was like, hey, I love this. You want to send some here and we'll promote the shit out of it? Yeah. And we're going on two hours now now we've only talked about choosy for two hours we talked a little bit about jason aldean a little bit about eve and we talked far too long about bergie you talked about bergie i was talking about bergie i don't even know who bergie is

but bergie's definitely gonna be a fuck boy the minute here's the thing you give if a guy is a recluse and doesn't talk to a bunch of people for like 25 years i'd say okay and then all of a sudden he gets a haircut girls start giving him attention loses virginity then he's got a bunch of attention he's gonna be a fuck boy he's like i gotta make up for lost time he's gonna be a fuck boy you can't think that guy for sure is like oh he's a one and done no he's not he is about he's a taking time bomb okay and he is going to come on everything he's so full of cum he's so he has to release i am sorry rachel right now because i know you're gonna text me like um that was a fun part to listen to he is he is Oppenheimer. And he's going to.

Wait, have you seen it? No. Okay. He's going to fucking blow up. He is. Blow up. Over a bunch of Asians. Probably.

That's what those type of guys like. The gym's calling me. Should I answer a phone call from the gym? Sure. We need anything we can get right now. I've answered a phone call from the gym. Hammered once. It was a Fourth of July get right now. I've answered a phone call from the gym hammered once. It was a Fourth of July weekend this year.

I answered it. I'm like, hello, this is Michael. Is this the name of the gym I work at? I go, it can be. It is? They're like, aren't you guys 24-7? I i go uh yes but we're not there 24 7 yes are you the manager i go some days just hammered and he goes well i would like to sign up and i go

well you can't it's 11 o'clock at night in michigan right now he goes this is not very professional I go I don't even work there and then he called again he goes what's your name I go I don't know and then I hung up on it the manager Ebe my name is Ebe I'm doing but there can be hairy aliens because Chewbacca is a hairy alien. Chewbacca is not real. Neither is Ebe at this point. We do not know. Ebe is. He died in 1958 in a zoo cage in the real Area 51.

Hashtag alien life. What do I put in here? My SD cards? No, because what if you lose them? Oh, you know what? You know what? I bet you my AirPods fit in here. Oh, they're probably good.

They're steep. Oh, my AirPods fit in here. So you know what? You want to go on a nice hot boy walk because it's a hot boy summer, but you want to drink a little bit first? Or you want to drink? You got shorts that don't have pockets, okay? That I do, right here.

You got shorts that don't have pockets? Toss your AirPods in. Throw the case underneath there. No one knows you're drinking either. Holy shit. Holy shit. I am. I'm going to forget these are in here.

No one knows you're drinking a $300 beer right now. Cheers. They're safe and sound. This is great. I'm putting my AirPods in. I'm going to forget they're in the guy's day. You should take those off immediately. You could put...

Oh, snacks. Snacks for a day drinking. Just a little bit of goldfish. Snacks. You could probably fit If you like gum Put gum in there Gum would be great

If you're a weed smoker Weed A few pre-rolls in there That would actually be sweet You could take that on the boat with you Not worry about losing them Exactly If you're looking for a little study buddy

Or a drinking enhancer Toss those in there The fun pills. Oh, yes. Ooh, yeah. Adderall. Rhymes with Paderall. Prescribed. From a friend. You could probably cheat on a test with this

as well. I like how we announced the name and then gave clues as to what it was. Adderall, Paderall, Dadderall, Chatterall. Your study was. Adderall, Paterall, Dadderall, Chatterall. Your study buddies. Adderall.

It rhymes with Paterall. You could cheat on it, wouldn't it? I'm talking about you could put like a cheat sheet in there. Oh, yeah. No, you can't cheat with this. It's pretty obvious. You start unscrewing things.

Oh, I don't know this one. Let me unscrew my koozie real quick. Also, what test are you taking where you got your beer koozie? Well, I could say it's a coffee cup because you just put the lid on. Coffee thermos. You know what? I'm going to mix it up.

We've already done the can. And then let's find a new topic here. We're hurting. Judd. Judd. We need you, dude. Ready? I didn't wash this, so I really hope it's clean. I know the guys that choosy I know they cleaned it Wow

Ship should have pulled it away so far away Use your straw People are here for our feet anyways, right? We haven't shown them enough. We're just far enough away where it's tough to hold them up on the... Oh, I wanted to talk about the fetish. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe it was, maybe it was Tinker, or I don't know who it was, but he said he's a gay man. And I'm like, all right. Congrats.

Also, he goes, I have a. Choosy cheers to Tinker being gay. He says he knows someone who has an armpit fetish. Whoa. Yeah. And I was thinking about that. Do you go. Look at that.

Okay. Send that to your buddy, Tinker. But what kind of fetish? Like, do you have sex with the arm the armpits so like and which way do you come from do you come like into the pit this way or do you go into the pit you go through it it's like you go through it's like a foot job like a foot job okay i think here's the thing are you tinker i'm not i just know enough about fetishes. I think fetishes, you don't have to actually come.

It's just something you like or you appreciate. No, I know you don't have to come. Because I think a kink is something you have to come to. Like you can't. There's something where if you don't have it, you cannot ejaculate. Yeah, I would say kink is more of a I need and fetish is more of i like yeah like here's the thing feet are nice no they're not feet are nice i appreciate a woman when she's got nice feet do i need them wrapped around my wiener absolutely not um i'm sorry to those who do like our feet if anyone put their feet on my wiener i would instantly go soft yeah no it's that's i would agree i would agree i don't like it but but when you see when you see a

girl wearing like dress like it like nice heels and you see her toes on that be like all right she'd take care of herself you got nasty fucking feet getting out of my face. There are people who have nicer feet. If you have nasty fucking feet, get out of my face. But I don't look at the feet. I'm more of a, I would say, I like the effort into being put together or legs. Legs? I'm a legs guy. I'm a huge legs guy. Yep. I'm a big lower half guy.

Lower half guy. Big lower half guy. I like bottoms. Legs are number one. Here's this one thing. There was a girl I was talking to before I met my sweet baby girl. And when she would wear flip-flops, her pinky toes would hang over the side of her sandals. Guess who didn't talk to her after I saw her in sandals?

That's an ick, isn't it? That is an ick. Ooh, what are your icks? Give me an ick. Ooh. And what do you think something you do, someone would call an ick? I talk about myself too much. I'm just going to go with icks about me.

Okay. My voice sounds like I'm choking on gravel frequently. It's a very distinct voice. It sounds like a budget Seth Rogen. Okay. I think a lot of girls would find that sexy. Maybe. I think probably my dragons. Big big ick uh oh yeah you painting

for sure but i also think you'd find a few people who really love that but my ick that was that was an ick that i don't i've never had experienced before again in my life but there's times where i've been on a first date and um it would be like kind of like i don't know they would just act like too cool for the date and i'm like i know you're trying to play it cool but i'm not here i'm not trying to play it or not yeah i i would like to see if we're actually into it like be you and let's see if we like yeah there's no hard feelings we don't we're the dating is trying that's that's all it is to try it's like don't try to fake is trying. That's all it is, it's a try. It's like, don't try to fake

that you're this certain person. Yeah. Every first date I've been on, people pretty much know a lot. Like, I'll tell people whatever they want to know. Like, I don't have a problem, like, saying things. And so that's always been, like, when I'm, like, asking questions,

they're just like, ah, yeah. Like, I've had so many of those dates where I'm like, okay, I'm done. I'm not going to deal with this. Also, you need to be able to, like, make me, like, laugh, whether or not you're deal with this. Also, you need to be able to make me laugh, whether or not you're making a joke or if you just do something goofy enough to make me laugh

where it's like, okay, you have a sense of humor even though you might not have perfectly tried to set it up because having all serious conversations all the time or me having to be like this the whole time, I can't operate like that. No. I would say ick's about me for sure. all the time or like me having to be like this the whole time i can't operate like that so no i would say x about me for sure like if if i was another woman looking at me i'd be like he's trying to do this podcast bullshit yep um big like he thinks he's like

the logan pauls and the joe rogan's of the world um i and the Joe Rogans of the world. I bet a lot of girls' icks are like they listen to Joe Rogan. I'm 5'8". Yeah, okay. It's tough. You're just like Joe Rogan. Yeah. Yeah.

I definitely talk about myself a lot about working a lot. My ex picky eaters. That's a really good one. I don't like people who aren't willing to try something like I, I don't want to call myself a foodie, but I, I maybe I am. I'm not like,

Oh, this is way good. I just like trying new things maybe I am. I'm not like, oh, this is way good. I just like trying new things. If there's something that sounds interesting, you're like, okay, I'm going to try this. Yeah, let's try it. I'm the kind of guy that goes to a restaurant and I'm like, let's get four appetizers. Yep. You don't know what they are and they come out.

It's like, let's try it. This sounds good. But if you're like, no, I want chicken fingers and french fries. That's not fun. Why are we going to a restaurant? I'll go get the Tyson bag out of the freezer for you. You can't be eating chicken tenders. Or I'll take you to the zoo.

If you're out of college, you can't be eating chicken tenders and fries. Unless you're day drinking. Regularly. Unless you're day drinking. Yeah. That's a big one for me is the picky eating. I agree. one for me it's the picky eating yeah um i agree i don't know what else would really be maybe the excessive bracelets

like you know those people wear like a bunch of bracelets for um like festivals and concerts and they just keep wearing them like i don't like that that but it's dirty it screams dirty to me um i don't know i'd have to keep thinking i asked you that question i didn't have a lot of answers but i know i have a bunch of them like people who bother me yeah there's a entitlement's a big one yep yep that's i would say that's less of an ick and more of a turn off yeah i'm like oh shit because an ick's like something really not quirky but like I guess it's a turn off too it's like a sub

that toe thing was weird it's like a definitely like okay nope definitely not anymore I think I don't have a whole lot ooh I'm

no moving on what am I doing truly truly out of the spout did you realize we're an hour and a half in?

We had to cut out probably 50 minutes of this. Yeah. You're going to have a shit time editing this. I'm very sorry. I hate the fact that I have to edit this one. This is a bother editing. No, we should do it. We should schedule another one with Judd and just put this whole thing on the Patreon.

That would be fun. We could do that. Yeah. Well, we'll see. I'll post some of this. This is going to be be hot boy summer but summer's gonna be spelled wrong boy bummer dude boy bummer