Fat Chance Podcast - NFL Week 1 & History's Mysteries Ep.134

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

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I just sleep in my boxers, so I was on all fours in my car boxers. Just moving into the toilet. It's nice to know you sleep with a little part of me. My other fancy football league, there is a big rumor going around that I fake food poisoning to so I could be sober for the draft. They were all about it. Just lying. That's a wild thing to do.

I know. We wouldn't put it past you. Do you really think four beers versus complete sobriety would change your draft picks? I would say, so we drafted and by God I love them but Josh Smith future passcasts of a chance told us every pick that he's team is great. First man I really feel my team's good. This is a guy like he's real good. Next big guys my team's awesome.

My favorite thing to do after the draft is go look at right away. All right. What do they project. Who's going to be where. So if you're like I pick seventh did I at least stay at seven or did I go up a little bit. I love seeing people who draft like second like we think you're going to be the worst in the league. You fucked up dude. You fucked up. So you're going to fuel my team. We love a good underdog story. Yeah I really wish I had a packer jersey right now. I feel left out. I'm not gonna say you look left out. You look weird. But you are wearing camo shorts. I know I like them. Did

you just get them. About two weeks ago. Yeah. Rachel hates them. Yeah. So I'm wearing them for the Internet. Yeah. They look like... They were $5. And so they look like the printer was running out of ink. They're not as bright as... Wait, are those Timo shorts? No, these are Amazon shorts. Otherwise I was going to say we could rip them off.

You could. They might just fall off. You could tell the difference. Yeah. Don't get on the back of a motorcycle. Man. Did you guys have a good Labor Day weekend? Yeah, don't get on the back of a motorcycle Man Did you guys have a good Labor Day weekend? It's pretty good finished. Yeah finished on that project upstairs in the kitchen finished that booth finally

and then Made some ribs cooked some ribs for about eight hours They were really damn good and then all yesterday was organizing the house with my wife and her mother. It looks great. Everything's changed. Yeah. Everything's changed.

Except in here, everything's the same. Except there's more things in here. Yeah, there is more things in here for sure. It's gotten a little bit of extra storage being put in there. Yeah, I'd give it a month before we're kicked out of here. It could be very close. It could be very close.

She might be turning this into a nursery. That's not an announcement or anything. Every time you say that, it sounds. I'm like, is this it? Is this how we're telling her? No, that's not another. No, that's just it. That should just be so far ahead of the planning

where we'd have everything here just ready. I mean, this could be the nursery. We'd put it behind the TV and yeah Yeah, the crime having your kid grow up on the pod That'd be bad. It'd be bad for them. They're psyche. They'd be too big too fast They couldn't handle the start You'd be like one of those show dads. You're our ticket out of here. You're our ticket out of Tosa. You need to start crying and violently shitting so we have something to talk about.

Well, we do have something to talk about, but we just did the golf hunting. It turned out pretty good. Thank you to all the sponsors. Thanks for everyone who showed up. Absolutely. We what? We more than, we almost doubled it compared to last year. I would say you were there. You didn't have Christmas last year. What did you think?

Compared to last year. Significantly less presents. Well, I think obviously. Way less jolly. Well, us having ran one before, we kind of knew what we wanted to improve, what we wanted to, you know, keep, keep going. And I think everyone who like from the comedians to the volunteers, to the everyone on the holes and everything, they were just more succinct, more on top of things.

Um, we had more time to set up which was nice Yeah more time to set up more time to hang out and kind of relax and chill the hangout was a big thing for me That's what I wanted so I was like I want to be able to like we've done this for months So they just be like I'm having a drink and I'm gonna go talking to someone and we did for Majority of the outing we were on holes three four five you had food poisoning which sucked yeah I got food poisoning the night before so I was puking my guts out till about four in the morning and the worst part is I had I have these the cow boxers that Michael gave me for for for Christmas I wore them that night. Is it a brown cow now? And I just sleep in my

boxers. So I was on all fours in my boxers. Just mooing into the toilet. It's nice to know you sleep with a little part of me. Yeah. Which is very funny. So yeah it was rough. But no I'd stay out of the shade. But I it but I still had fun it was still great to see everybody and yeah yeah we we tied one on there I didn't go I mean I was up at five and then I didn't go to bed till probably two in the morning. Yeah I left at eleven thirty. Yeah we went out a little longer did not need to. Did not need to. We left Boone and Crockett. I put everyone besides you and Jen in my car. What? Everyone in my car.

No way. And four of the gentlemen are all bigger than Jack. They're big dudes. And suddenly, not suddenly, it was bound to happen. My car was already like, the the exhaust was we had issues with it Yeah, we we know someone rolled the window down to get some air in there cuz you know few too many people and you just hear And my buddy here goes what's that noise I go, I don't know roll the window up and we'll forget about it Yeah, that's what happens. We got to the bar and I'm like everyone out I go look my exhaust exhaust is sticking out,

and it is completely off, dragging on the ground, holding on by one little clip. But I can't get the clip off. It's welded on. So we leave my car downtown, Uber home, take my dad's truck with Rachel to go get it the next morning. And I'm trying to bend this the next morning and I'm like trying to bend this thing off and I can't and I go, Rach, I hate to do this to you but you need

to take this car all the way home so I can cut this off. So we drove, she took the freeway and I followed like 25 feet behind her so in case it did fall off, my dad's truck would just eat it. Like basically like I could stop and be like, like hey no one go and I could get it off the freeway but she was like I have never been more stressed driving I'm like yeah no shit why do you keep making her drive your car I don't you do you make her do a lot of things in your car when you make her drive her car if I was her I would never come back to visit she hates my car she goes I gotta tell you this I go you hate the car I go she goes I hate her I would never come back to visit she hates my car. I gotta tell you this ago. You hate the car

I go she's yeah, we hate your car But it's it was it was so bad. I was stressed cuz being behind and every like I Knew when it we like we want to railroad tracks and I watch this thing just go I was waiting for the car to just blow up It's an easy way to get rid of her. Yeah, I don't want to get rid of her though. That's so funny that you're like, hey babe, why don't you have this broken car that you have to drive? That's my dad's sick truck.

She would rather drive that than put her in a truck. She's never driven a truck. They definitely can be intimidating for people. So she's like, I'm going to drive this truck. As long as she's not in the parallel park it's never driven a truck. They definitely can be intimidating for people. So she's like, as long as she's on the parallel park it, she should be fine. Still. I was like, I'm, I'm driving the truck. You can drive this car. You've driven it plenty of times. You got pulled over in it. Cause dude she hates every time she comes back for a podcast weekend too, that something happens to her drunk asses around. Cause what she, she had to drive us for the St. Patty's Day weekend.

Yeah, and got pulled over. And she got pulled over, I think twice. She got stopped twice. Yeah, that's a rough start. Also, you have a terrible car. Yeah. Well, once the new exhaust comes on. Once the new exhaust comes, we're good.

We're good. You had to cut that joke, but still. I didn't even hear it. Yeah. Well, you can guess. We'll tell you off the pot. She was in there when that car was gotten pulled over because they thought I was trafficking someone, too.

Re-trafficking. Did I not tell you that? Yeah, I remember the story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They pulled me over, coming back, picking up from the airport. And they just went to her side right away I remember the story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They pulled me over, coming back, picking up from the airport, and they just went to

her side right away, not the driver's side. Yeah. The first question. I would think she'd be in trouble, too. They looked at me, looked at her. They go, do you know him? I was like, what the hell? That's the worst way to find out she's out of your league.

Yeah. They're like, do you know this gentleman? The cops give me some props. I'm like, good job, man. Do you know this gentleman? The cops give me some props. I'm like, good job, man. Do you know the shirt Gremlin driving you around? Blink twice if you want us to kill him. Is it warm down here? What a bold move by the cops.

Yeah, it's warm. The Mrs. has turned off the air conditioning. I was going to say, usually it's freezing down here. I brought the sweatshirt. Yeah, it feels good in here. I uh, we're also dressed for you know, draft draft When this comes out today Happy for opening day of NFL season. I'm so excited. I'm so can we tell by you wearing your yeah Can we I don't own jerseys? I don't. Well maybe stop buying 500 shorts.

Yeah, save one pair of shorts and get a jersey. I've bought two pairs of shorts in the year. Ten bucks. That's the most clothing I've bought basically in my life. I don't believe it. You just bought that. What? That. Yeah, what's that new sweatshirt you got over here?

How much did that cost you? $28. How much did that shirt cost? That's a jersey. You can get a jerseyirsey for that shirts cost us. Let's not share that that's business price Crunch some numbers so many jerseys you cut and could have gotten for the price of In of those I used to growing up The start of every school year my mom would buy each one of me and my brothers a jersey of our choosing. So I always did have jerseys.

I just stopped getting them. I don't like... Yeah, but I can't say you grew out of them. Yeah, that small, youth small, Randy Moss Vikings jersey doesn't quite fit in. It's a crop top. That's still a cool jersey to have, especially if it's a crop top.

My two favorite jerseys I had were that one and then the Vince Carter Jersey. I had Ricky Williams Dolphins Jersey. I do some cows around the Saints But so I just stopped by him because I hated um when I would get them as like a gift They would be those are nice and but that one the sleeves are so long Yeah, and I'm a small guy. So my appendages don't go that far So it's basically like a three-quarter line. I hated it. And so and I didn't like the Coles Yeah, these are like the game ones What they actually wear to yeah, yeah, I could put a full set of pads underneath here

We'll be ready to go. Can't do that. And I don't like the Coles ones, where just like the real thin, they end up breaking apart and stuff like that. So I just stopped buying jerseys. I did get a few in college when you did the AliExpress orders. You're like, hey, it's September. We're going to try and get them by January. But let's put them in now because they're all $5 apiece.

And those are sweet. I think the last one I got like that was a Veterans Day Jackie Robinson Dodger Jersey, that's cool. That's very sweet. We did a bunch of those like yeah Mary Jersey sort of thing we did one of those and a whole group of them for our fans football did it and Everyone was perfect except for one and it was the Jordan Jordan Nelson Jersey at the time and they misspelled Nelson on the back. It said Nelson. No. T.H. No. And L.E.S.O.N. Nelson. And it's still funny to this day but like

we also got crazy names in the back that didn't fall. We got a Yanis Jersey in there. They got that name, right? Also, if you looked at that last, like the last name fast enough, you would have been like, no, as long as it starts with an a there's a T and a K in the middle and an, oh, you're good. You got it. Yeah. It's wild. Cause no one's going to be like, I think that spell wrong. Like even I know how it's spelled kind of, but I would need to see it in front of me. And if I saw it in front of me, I wouldn't challenge it. I mean like, I think that's spelled wrong. I know how it's spelled, kind of, but I would need to see it in front of me. And if I saw it in front of me, I wouldn't challenge it. I'd be like, yeah, that's probably wrong.

Before, I don't know what your game is today, but I wanna do this and I wanna keep track. Last year, we had our predictions for the games. We did, we did. Can we do that again this year? I still have the sheet that I wrote down your predictions on there. Oh, wow.

Oh, shit, so I think we should actually now that we're going to be ahead of schedule. So these are always going to come out on Thursday. We can predict all of them. That's true. Let's let's get ahead of it and then we could have our own little side bet on this. All right. All right. What are we betting? That's a good question. Jack edits the podcast for a month. We just don't have a podcast for a month. I will edit the podcast for a month, but here's the thing. Why is it only I do it? Is that just if I was... Are we letting him compete too?

Yeah, he's competing too. Yeah. I was just worst person edits the podcast for a month. Also, I was so bad last year. You were not good at all. I went five and nine cool That was just for one

Yeah We did one and a half weeks of it like fuck we're good. We did it for majority of all right the weeks. Let's go for it You got you ready to write this down. I'm going to go watch it and I'll just. OK. That's cool. We'll get two views this week. All right. Here we go. Baltimore at Kansas City. Baltimore. I'm also going to go Baltimore. Kansas City at home. Green Bay at Philadelphia both in Brazil, of course, is it like Sao Paulo? Yeah I'm gonna go Packers go Packers as well

Pittsburgh at Atlanta I'm gonna say Atlanta Pittsburgh I'm going Atlanta as well Arizona at Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Tennessee at Chicago. Chicago Tennessee. I'm also going Tennessee nerds. New England at Cincinnati. That was an emotional pick. Cincinnati. Yeah, I'm going to pick it up. Yeah, since the Chicago one was a Oshawa. Cincinnati's a nine point favorite. Yeah, that's a good one.

Houston at Indianapolis. Houston. No, actually, give me the, no, give me Houston. Houston. Give me the Colts. Jacksonville at Miami. Miami. Miami. Carolina at New Orleans. I mean they both are trash but I'm gonna go New Orleans. Give me Carolina. Carolina as well. Minnesota Minnesota at the Giants Yeah, no give me Minnesota, okay

Minnesota as well. I'll take the G men Las Vegas Las Vegas Nolens Nolens, what was it? Las Vegas is the LA Chargers Chargers you can be Chargers. I'll go Chargers as well Denver at Seattle Seattle I'm thinking Seattle, but I'm gonna go Denver just change it. I'll go Seattle Dallas at Cleveland

Dallas I'm gonna go. Washington at Tampa Bay. Washington. Is that the Monday night game? No. No, it can be Tampa. I'll go Tampa as well. Rams at Detroit. This is the Sunday night game. Detroit. Detroit Detroit Detroit Detroit as well and then the Monday night game is the Jets at San Fran San Fran Jets, I'll go San Fran as well. All right, we'll see how we do We gotta think of the bet yeah, I think it's absolutely wild that you guys thought the Titans are gonna beat the Bears What in the comments what we should as our bet? It's a bad pick. I don't even know who's you guys thought the Titans are gonna be the Bears what in the comments what we should It's a bad pick. I don't even know who's playing quarterback for the Titans. That's what I was

Will love us. What are you talking about? Oh? Well, it's okay. I didn't know We have a draft in a little bit All right, I don't think you'll get drafted at all well, there there's a chance. OK. He'll get picked up off the waiver. So. He'll have one good week. Be like, all right, pick him. Pick him if that's the case.

He's got some upside. All right, so the. That's because he's had so much downside. That he can go up. Yeah. You step the bar low and you can just easily jump over it. All right. So I was watching college football and.

What if he don't have legs? He's got legs. He's got legs. He's got legs. He's got legs. He's got legs. He's got legs. He's got legs. He's got legs. He's got legs. He's got legs. that he can go up. Yeah, you step the bar below and you can just easily jump over it. All right, so I was watching college football and-

What if you don't have legs? Sorry, continue. And there was something very funny because there was like with those hype up videos they did all these do, they do like these hype up videos, colleges always put them out. And USC pulled one out and it was very funny. And I'm not gonna tell you why it's funny until after this,

but it was very fun, okay? So today is gonna be history's mysteries because they did something very inaccurate in their thing. It's like, you guys are a college, you should know this. So the first one is, I'm gonna ask you a question and you tell me the answer. Who was in the Trojan horse? the Greeks or like human names you need like people or

No, that is correct. Okay, the Greeks so USC Had a hype of video of a Trojan horse going in and I was like don't they know that that's how they lost Like it was so stupid that is really stupid your hype of videos just surrounded by that So we're doing some history mysteries what color is the tip of Pikachu's tail brown red Is it white it's yellow Is it white it's yellow Okay

They say Napoleon was short, but how tall was Napoleon five four he was five nine oh I'm gonna give this one the cousin use five six, but at the time an average Average person was 5'4". Oh, he was yellow. Oh. So he was actually tall. The reason that, because the guards were taller than him. Ah, the rats. Yeah.

Where is Stonehenge located? Not here. Scotland. Ireland. UK. It's England. not here I'm Scotland Ireland UK it's England that's correct you can UK that's all of them that's so silly sells for I'm also there is just recently found out there was multiple contributors to it it wasn't just one

there's a Scottish I'm just kidding I don't know who actually did it what country did Christopher Columbus land on oh which time or does it England I've already checked I don't know if you did. I don't know if you did. You got it. Sometimes you gotta check the checker. What continent is it? South America. Columbia. Cusky is right. He... It was South America.

Columbia's there. It was the Caribbean. Why were they called Columbia then? Roman gladiators were made up of who? Slaves. People? Oh, yeah Why would they call Columbia that Roman gladiators were made up of who? slaves people slaves slaves incorrect

They were not actually slaves they were paid there they were treated like pro athletes and they were usually wouldn't battle to the death So pro athletes pro athletes. They were not pro athletes What was the professional sport then. Fighting to the death. Gladiators. OK. I'll give you that one. I don't think he gets points. Hang on. Judges. I was with Jag with one What do I got to you too They said Albert Einstein was not good at math. Is this true? Yeah No, yeah, didn't he get like really he got really like pissed off because he couldn't do some sort of new math and then he died But he isn't he equals MC square. The correct answer is no he was great but it's reported that he failed this test of math because it was in

French of language he wasn't fluent in. So it's just numbers. A math test is in numbers. No not when you get older. There's a lot of words no and letters letters are all the same No, you cannot blame a man has something difficult if it was in French if your train is flying That's stupid. I vote to have that redacted. I don't know if it was in Chinese I couldn't tell you what the hell they were yeah, well French. Oh Chuck what they have way different characters French have the same characters No, there's a bunch of tildes. France has a couple of wee-wees in there. They've got a couple O-U-Is.

If you wee-wee once, and they wee-wee thrice, how many times can you mix your rice? A common story is that Michael Jordan got cut from his sports team. Is this true or not? They say he got cut from his varsity basketball team. I don't think he just didn't make it as a freshman, right? Yeah, I don't think he got cut That's correct. He didn't make the varsity team

only because he was only 5'9 at the time and they had They had three dead three seniors that were all six three I Still could make that team He still averaged 30 points a game for his gravy team, so yes I want to give it to casket though Coors light apricot red bull mixture in my stomach is a Who invented the fortune cookie? Genies No No Helen Keller Who invented the fortune cookie? Genies No

No Helen Keller. I would say it's probably fortune Feinster. What's her name the comedian? Feinster It's not the sushi people it's the Japanese Yeah, well no, that's it. Usually is Chinese food, but it is technically Japanese. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, I think we were trying not to be racist there. Yep. What are sushi people? What are Twinkies shelf life?

I think five years. No, it's like 24. No, five years. It is something like 45 days. That's disgusting. Give me the point. Oh, I'll give you the point for that one. I was just a little off. Yeah.

On average per year, how many children die from poisonous Halloween candy or sharp blades in them? I think it's higher than you think. I'd say a three. 42. Zero. There's never been a reported case ever. Give me the point.

That is a debunked. Some parent was just scared about it. What if they start putting razor blades in there? Yeah. Judd gets that point. I'm going to give Judd a point. Give Judd that point. All right.

Who invented the first automobile? Don't say Ford. I was going to say Francis Ford Coppola. That's funny. I like that. Thank you. The first automobile? Yes.

Oh, the blood blood like cavemen No, they invented the wheel, but they had to kill it. I guess it's I mean is it a Tesla No It's a car company, it's a car company is it American Oh Fiat Oh Fiat Wild it's probably like

It's probably VW or Volkswagen isn't that you not see like you guys are so close Ferrari Mercedes Pontiac Mercedes Carl Benz These bends what did Eve eat in the garden? Apple. The snake. Technically. It was actually, I think they think it was a...

Pear. Did they think it's a pear? They never say apple. They never say what it is. It's just a fruit. Forbidden. Yeah? They never say apple. They never say what it is. It's just a fruit. Forbidden. Yeah, they never say apple I bet it was a Weiner. Yeah, but why do you think there are worms and apples? No, it's definitely cuz she ate it. No All right, what are the odds that a penny lands heads up?

No 51 percent 50-50. No, 51%. 20-80, because Lincoln's head is heavier. That's why if you see a penny heads up, it's good luck, because that's the 20%. Interesting. A quarter is 50-50. Quarter is 50-50, 100%.

They say it's 51-49 to whatever head is facing you. But yeah. So I was right if it was a quarter. Correct, but it moves above a penny. to whatever head is facing you. So I was right if it was a quarter. Correct, but you moved to a better penny. Wasn't, so I'm just saying I was trying to get the point. Judd wins the game. What the fuck? I think I won that one. Yeah, you did.

You won that one. And that's how you play history's mysteries. It's a fun little name, history's mysteries. Yeah, this is mostly common misconceptions. Yeah What do you what's the the term? We're like we think Like a little effect mandela fact gap jiffy peanut butter the cornucopia I was gonna do that to you guys, but I don't I have to show you yeah

Are there any that you like truly believe in like cornucopia on the fruit of loom? Yeah, are there any that you like truly believe in like cornucopia on the fruit of loom? Boxers 100% seen that I used to think it was Jiffy peanut butter. There are some weird ones or like the Nelson Mandela I thought there was a dashing KitKat for sure. I Don't forget I Never I don't remember a dashing KitKat I mean if you would have asked me if there was I'd go yeah, but now that I'm thinking about it. No, yeah, that was is it Cap'n Crunch or Captain Crunch? Cap'n Crunch CAP possibly end. Yeah But that's one of the people get mixed up crunch ties me captain

Yeah, so I mean there's also a lot of like movie quotes that people get wrong But like the Luke I'm your father. You never said that. Yeah a lot of crazy stuff like that But it is easier to say Luke. I have your father, you know it is Yeah, absolutely. But like where does that come from? I think Tommy boy Where he says into the fan? Good time good good good college football weekend That's funny. That's a good time. That's a good time. Good college football weekend. That was a great weekend last night.

You think one for your Labor Day weekend? Yeah, me and Kostky golfed and I beat him by one stroke. Ooh. Or I'd say one Ben Hoffman. Oh. You will get that if you go watch his episode. Uh. Uh. You will get that if you go watch this episode. And then we went to T.E.

Bar and there was a Pitbull concert going on downtown. We almost went to Pitbull. And my favorite thing was there was this girl that was walking by the T.E. Bar in a shower cap and a colored like goatee. Yeah. And I was like, Oh, that's, that's funny. And then I turned to my right and there is a sea full of shower cap.

Oh yeah. Goatee wearing people just dressed like Pitbull and they come by and then someone said, we're not going to Pitbull like you don't know Pitbull. And they started singing Pitbull songs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I asked her to sing a song. I also didn't register that they were dressed as Pitbull.

Like, she first walked up to me, and I was like, you're like, oh, that's fun. I was like, yeah. And then it took nine other women dressed as Pitbull to be like, oh, yeah, that concert we were talking about is tonight. One Pitbull alone is hard to register But a group full could be mr. Clean you never know

But you never see a group of mr. Clean's it also look they like maybe like they're like on a bachelorette party And I was like that's fine. They weren't costume. That's what I thought it was at first That's an interesting thing. They were aggressive. They were aggressive that we weren't going to pit. Yeah. Yeah I think we've you dress in costume, you have to be aggressive. You can't take it lightly. There were a bunch of people around us. The people to my left were like, we were looking up tickets and it's like it's 70 and it dropped all the way down to 46. And we were even saying like, if it drops to like 40, we might go. We might go to see Mr. Worldwide. Yeah. Cause Pitbull is, it's a bucket list concert for me, it really is.

But I- You didn't go for $40? I need- What's wrong with you? Well, I was gonna go with like two other people. I was like, I want like my group and I wanna be dressed as the Pitbull people. You're never gonna wear a Pitbull costume. I might.

You would never. I'll wear it if I lose the fantasy football- If you lose, you have to do Pit people costume, but you have to do it Golfing I'll dress as people golfing. Yeah, absolutely Is this for our fancy football is this for our picks? Our picks because it might take a while for us to actually golf. Yeah, you know, let's we'll reevaluate the punishment golf. Yeah. You know, let's we'll reevaluate the punishment. I try to I want to have the comments if you think that should be our punishment. Yeah. What should be a good punishment for us?

Because we if we don't pick one by week two, we never will. Yeah, we can't just be like, oh, this is next week. How about we have how we come to the table with three things, three things. And then we put them into a hat. And after the season, we draw from there we draw from there or I Just heard this I was listening to Part of my take and they're not doing this but they said someone said you should do this Whatever you get like first second or third

You do like a lottery draft and so like if you get first you only get like one or two numbers that would mean you Have to do it But if you get last you get like a lottery draft. And so if you get first, you only get like one or two numbers that would mean you'd have to do it. But if you get last, you get like a bunch more. Oh, so even if you get first, you have a chance to do it. You have a chance to do it. I kind of like that. I don't like that. What? Jeff doesn't want to do anything bad.

No, I also want to win. Well, then you can win, and then you have a way to win. It's not about the money. Kostki told me we couldn't win the league. He was like, we can't win the league. And I was like, what do you mean I can't win the league? We can't take all their money. I couldn't take first, which is I couldn't be first pick which is bananas cuz it was random and set it everywhere

That everywhere there was random. It was so stupid. I was already planning my uprise What are you third now? I think we're I think we're done you have less pressure So I think you're you lucked out I did I did but it would be nice to have that, you know Well second third round. Did you say like the first pick, projected pick has never repeated itself? So, I think last year Justin Jefferson was number one, and he didn't end up being number one. So Christian Caffrey probably won't be the number one guy. I'm just putting it in everyone's head, Christian McCaffrey, probably not the guy you want,

one through six. This is coming out after the game. The day of their game. Yeah, the day of the game. So let's see if history's kind to you. History's mysteries, baby. And we won't know because we'll be filming on Monday, which is the time of the Monday night

game so yeah that's what to keep in mind too it's okay we should start we can we find a way to get the game on down here yeah yeah plug in your computer my computer's right there though just plug in with an HDMI cord okay but what do I need to play it YouTube TV I don't have YouTube TV. I'll give you a login. Oh, okay cool. That works. Actually it's not my login. I don't know if I'd be able to do that. I think there was a time when I was downtown with Jake, our TV had three different family logins for streaming. We had everything. Yeah, that's the way you do it. I had two services, his family had three, he was renting one, I was renting renting another which is just an absurd amount of money to be spending to watch only Netflix for a month Yeah, yeah Do you do these very focus? That's it's like to get

Like all the football you want it's like $200 a month. I saw you tube TV. I will we split ours Through like with like four people Did you get the YouTube TV subscription, and then it's like to get NFL? An NFL red zone and Sunday take it it's like 120 hundred forty dollars. Yeah, so we split it through four people I love that like The amount of not complaining led to all these like over-the-top services But I was like I'm sick of paying for cable, paying for this. I just want whatever.

It's literally just full circle. We're back to just totally. It's come back. And sooner or later, we're just going to consolidate and find another way to do it. It's supply and demand. Yeah. Because I don't even know, most of the Thursday Night Games,

most people won't be able to watch, right? Well, it's Amazon Prime, right? There's Amazon Prime. There's a few like, NFL Networks. There's Peacock. Yeah, Peacock. Yeah. Oh, the like some some networks Yeah, cock. Yeah, the Friday night games on peacock. Yeah games on peacock. What else? Oh, no, we should have if you're local though, you should be able to watch it not on peacock, correct? I believe so I would hope so. Yeah All Notre Dame memes are also available on peacock. We have our draft in three minutes and 15 seconds

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