Fat Chance Podcast - NOSTALGIC & NERDY Ep. 108

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

Jack and Michael get some new toys and don't know what to do with themselves. Cue boobs and video game talk... Judd turned 40 over the weekend and was already in bed. SPONSORED BY: @DrinkWisconsinbly **Stop by the corner bar of the Deer District for not only the fastest, but the best Old Fashioned in Milwaukee!** PATREON!!!! patreon.com/fatchancestudios CHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! @FatChanceShorts https://youtube.com/@FatChanceShorts?si=wCjiBc0ddHEYk_bs Get your Chewzie TODAY! @TheChewzie https://www.thechewzie.com

One of them was like, who has their life most together? And I'm like, well, it's definitely Jack. He's like, two dogs, fiance, he's got a house. I'm 27, at home with my dad. And Judd hangs out with kids. Hopefully it's working right now. We got new stuff we forgot to turn the cameras on. You're so excited about the new toys.

I am. It is fun to play with new toys. It is fun. And that plastic, thank you for letting me do one. Yeah, I was doing it. I was like, man, this feels like someone, the person that paid for this should be doing. That's such a good thing, ripping that just plastic seal off the top of it. It's good.

Sometimes I like to leave it on during my use. How quickly, oh yeah, absolutely. i like to leave it on during my use how quickly oh yeah absolutely how quickly do you think they have to put that on so no dust really gets on in the first place it's probably it's probably on the screen when it's all manufacturing yeah when they put it together it's already on the screen yeah that makes sense yep that's a good answer i wouldn't have never thought of that i'd be like they're probably someone just as soon as the screen's on, someone just slaps it on and calls it a day. And it's always perfect. It is. It's darn good.

With how easy it comes off, you think it wouldn't stay on as long as it does. I think it's because it's static. Because you have to pull up, but it won't slide. It won't slippery slide. It's a little bit of a slide. So I have a game for you to add i have no okay dude when we were at that bar we went to celebrate judd's birthday we were at that that

yeah indeed yeah indeed um they were the way the story's gonna sound is gonna sound like i'm being like a bad guy but it's not not. They have only gender-neutral bathrooms. They're all labeled gender-neutral. And so the first two I go past. There's four of them. The first two I go past. I go, okay, I'll go find the men's room just to leave those open. And I go past the third one. I'm like, all right, they must have a lot of them.

And I go past the fourth one. I'm like, where the hell are these bathrooms? Because I'm outside the fucking bar at this point trying to be a polite young man and i'm like where the fuck are the bathrooms and i look and there's a bunch of people just going in and i go oh so these are just bathrooms yeah they're just bad so just take the sign off yeah because the bathroom just say bathroom because they have the the boy picture the woman picture yeah that's all you need but it has that and then it says general neutral bathroom so i'm trying to be respectful young man and to leave those open in case someone needs them and i end up in the cold outside peeing behind the alley because i don't know where i

should actually be going yeah they're just bathrooms single-use bathrooms that's what it should be called yeah what i didn't like in those bathrooms though they had hand towels i liked that it's kind of gross but they throw them on the ground but like how many people do you think like you wash your hands they just pat their hand on that towel and they i don't think and i don't know if someone does that's probably the only people to do it is like the people that call you asking for where their keys are and there's a lot of those people actually there's a lot they call you 14 times even though you put them to voicemail every time how many times if you're calling somewhere and you get sent to

voicemail how many times you're like oh maybe it's on a do not disturb mode so you call back one more time yep um how many times until you're like i don't think they either want to talk to me or they're not open two if i'm feeling lazy three if i need to get something done yeah and then i'll just wait till the next day yeah at 14 you're really trying to prove a point yeah well yeah he's probably he's pissed i heard the voicemail yeah he's not happy he's not happy he's not happy at all i need to stop working in customer service i really do yeah well it's also not good that that phone goes to my or the gym phone goes to my personal phone. Oh, does he know it goes to your personal phone? No.

Oh, so that's the problem. I understand you're busy. Yeah. I'm not at the gym. Yeah, I'm not at the gym. Yeah. And so, I mean, I've told you this story before when I would be drunk and I would answer the phone. Is this mic on?

It can be. It is tonight. Is this mic only? It can be. It is tonight. This is anytime fitness. I go, this is planet. Yeah. No, this is really weird not having these mics. And two, not knowing that at one point when we start getting a lull, Judd's going to be like, should we play the game?

Yeah. No one's going to bail us out today. We don't have our Superman. We don't. But it's okay. It probably took him a while to get up today. Actually one's going to bail us out today. We don't have our Superman. We don't, but it's okay. He's probably took him a while to get up today. Actually, no, he probably got up early, the early bird special. Yep.

He's having dinner an hour and a half ago, so he's all set. He's in bed now. Well, he's got a show tonight, which we're going to go see, which is way past his bedtime. Yeah. That's your first time meeting Danielle, correct? Yeah. Yeah. Electric. Dude do. That's your first time meeting Danielle, correct? Yeah. Yeah. Electric.

Dude, she is wild. If you didn't know better, they were friendly exes. That's really what they are. Yes. That's exactly what it was. It was so funny because she would just go off and then you'd see judges. He wouldn't even argue. Judges are over.

He's like, whatever. He's like, this is what it is. We're going home together anyways. Just talk your shit. Which is such an old man thing to do. It's just over. He's like, whatever. He's like, this is what it is. We're going home together anyways. Just talk your shit. Which is such an old man thing to do. He's over it. In one ear, out the other. It just doesn't matter.

He, uh... She is the only, I think, of our three ladies, one that, like, really just wants to be on the show. Yeah. Like, I'm going to be honest. We should have had her on tonight. Okay, you want to come over and do it? Just, like, before you go to the show.

I know he's busy. He's writing. He's writing our game for this week. So you go over here. But apparently he runs the games by her. Yeah. And she says that she makes them better. Yeah.

She tweaks the games. I would like, it should be a new segment, which that's another new segment. A new segment should be new segments. What should we do? Because I have one. This is a weird tangent. You ever see a video that's definitely not PC and you go to the comment section and it's hysterical? I want to do let's find the craziest comment sections we can find. Brandon sent me a video and goes, dude't even watch it just look at the comment

section the video is this lady uh she's like this is the plus size section in target and i'm like oh fuck and i hate comments and it's like wampa wampa big dude comments are wider and some of them are so fucking funny yeah and so much they're not like sometimes it's just not people trying to be funny what people are commenting the fact that someone like comments that is also just funny oh yeah that someone like things like that i was watching um i was scrolling through and i saw like a wrestling one and i clicked on the comments just to see what was going on and there was like this 50 year old guy basically just called like everyone gay. Yeah.

The whole time. And everyone's like, dude, you're like really projecting. Everyone's like kind of talking shit back to him. And he would just not, not like stand down and just kept doing it. And I was like, what does this guy do? Like pastor. He was just like yelling at people, calling them all homophobic slurs. And I was like, this guy's an asshole.

I want to know what he does. Pastor, his profile picture is him in front of his church. I was like, dude, you suck. That's probably one of those churches, though, that are down south and on that like whatever, like the church marquee sign they have up front where they could put the letters in like a wendy's drive-thru it probably just says no homos yeah god saves all but some it was wild i was like there's the fact that people are these people are real so funny the people live on the internet and it's, I hate how much I'm on it now with how much more we're doing.

Yeah, we talked about that last night. But it's, it's, what you see is, it's incredible. Like, we don't, we get some positive comments, but we get a bunch that's like, fucking hang it up, boys. This is the worst shit. It's, the need to comment that I think is hysterical. Nothing's funny. How sad is your life? Like, I need to comment that i think is hysterical nothing's how sad is your life like i need to bring these three yeah let me talk shit to these three guys on tiktok and then

you look at their accounts it's like you're you do nothing with your life it's literally like you're trying to do the same thing and it's just you know it's not great no one sees yours yeah i'm already on can too look at this three two one made there's yeah that for some reason that roofer lives rent free in my head because it's just so ridiculous that a guy on his business tiktok account for roofing yeah i meant something i was like dude you don't get what this is like or do you forget to switch accounts the The comments are just stating the obvious. That comment was like, bro, you guys are like 25.

Yeah, and? Are you saying 25 is too old to be having drinks or waking up in the morning hungover and having a drink? What are you saying? Those things are wild. And Judge 33, we're under supervision. Yeah.

Not today. i was thinking uh i was telling rachel this because we're gonna do that um basically like the get to know you thing with dw and i was like what kind of questions could they ask us and i was like one of them was like who has their life most together and i'm like like, well, it's definitely Jack. He's like two dogs, fiance. He's got a house. I'm 27 at home with my dad and Judd hangs out with kids. That's what it should be. We should kind of like set them up like that.

Like I want them to like, I told Sarah, I was like, Hey, do like semi-serious ones. We're like, have fun with it too. Yeah, yeah. Like, all right.

To the level they can. Yeah. But we'll see. We'll see. Yeah, I'm sure a couple of mine are going to get cut. Mine are going to be on the cutting room floor. Well, that's the thing is, they need to let us know right away what we can't use. Because I'm not editing this together.

And then I'm like, can you take out these answers? Yeah. I'm like, I don't think Jack has said anything because I'm not editing this together and then be like can you take out these answers you're like I don't think Jack has said anything I'm not it's like tell us about yourself and I just go and it cuts like I'm just like my name's cuts just but the only thing I say is like yeah I started this two years ago and it's just Judd talking and then we're just sitting there on our hands like it's really funny i start talking and it just goes jack was cut from the rest of this video and it's just every time due to a sudden illness jack has left every time it asks another question you know like cut to you and then it will cut to judd and then it will just cut to a black screen or like i think we progressively just restrain you more so like

first one's like all right sitting on your hands we tape your mouth we got you behind your face you're facing the other direction in your car the cartel snitches on like the vice it's just like mumbled and you can't you just only see my outline that would be so fun that would be so fun i'm excited to do that one. It's nice being on every once in a while on the other end of asking questions. Yeah. And just, it's less work for us. Yeah, it would be nice if we just go in there.

And just be like, hey, start talking. With these new mics now. Now we're going to be so comfortable. We're going to be so cozy. It would be nice just not having to. i know sometimes i'm just i'm like just doing this yeah and whatever i'm like just open up feel loose feel free and there's so many times where i'm like just flinging my judd's the worst at that and he has the worst microphone so i definitely should just be like take this other one but he will be like so what are we doing like yeah i'm

like it's in front of you i'm like, but you are not looking at anything right now. Yeah, he's the worst at that. But he also is doing the game looking at it, so I get it. He's got a lot going on. He can never be a juggler. No. Well, he doesn't take his eye off the prize, so maybe he could. But maybe he doesn't know how to use his hands while he's looking.

That's probably what you're saying, yeah. I just got blinded by those lights. Do you want to guess what his next game is going to be? Yeah. What do you think it's going to be? I don't know. The guy's a fucking wizard. He is. It's going to be something with age, I think, and birthdays.

It might be. Or he played one. He says he's going to try to go back to Roots. Yeah. He likes doing the research. So it might be a game about you next week that I get to play. Yep. By the way, that video did not.

I mean, we'll see. We just started posting it. I'm trying to sell some shit, guys, okay? My mom, she wants to decorate, and you know what? $5 goes a long way when you need to buy snacks for the painters at the house. Which, I got to get you one of those cookies, dude. They're a friend. You would love them.

Are you an Uncrustable person? Yes. Oh, my God. Who isn't? Anyone that does not like Uncrustables shouldn't have a tongue. Just take it out? Yeah. Yeah, no.

You don't like one of the best tasting things ever, second only to the drink Wisconsin brand new old fashioned? That Uncrustables. Yeah, they're both just quick. I mean, you open them quick, it's done. Yep. Have you ever tried the toasting version of them? Where you just shove it in a toaster? Yeah.

It's just the same thing, but you put it in a toaster? Yeah, but it's warm on the inside. Like Pop-Tarts. Some people prefer cold Pop-Tarts. I'm cold Pop-Tarts. Really? Yep. I like the brown sugar cinnamon in the toaster.

That's a good one in the toaster. Now, did you ever... I've met people put butter on top of their Pop-Tarts. the toaster. That's a good one in the toaster. Now, did you ever... I've met people put butter on top of their Pop-Tarts. That's wild. That's insane. You're already having... Have you ever had a heart attack with butter? That's ridiculous.

You're already having the most sugary breakfast on top of it, slapping butter. It's one of the worst foods you can eat. They're so good, though. I saw a TikTok. That's where I get all my information and my facts, apparently. What do you think is the most unhealthy snack in America? Probably

eating 100 glazers in 30 minutes. What's the most unhealthy snack? Like snack food? Yeah. It was these two guys doing like, hey, I want you to guess the top ten most unhealthy snacks. And number one surprised me a little bit. It was probably some protein bar.

No, it's not. Cheez-Its? No. Is it something like that? Yeah, something like that. Probably Lay's potato chips. No. It is the Ritz cheese cracker sandwiches.

Really? By the way, so good. My mom had a little small pack of them at the house she's building. And I was like, yeah, I'm definitely eating these. They're so good. They're so soft. It's just, oh, those are great. Yeah, but it's just like the cheese is like home insulation.

It's just like they just shoot it out of a... Oh, it's a cheese whiz can is basically what it is. It's like shaving cream with some cheese in there. Ritz crackers might be the best cracker. Ritz crackers are really good. I like Toll House. Or Town House. Town House is great. Do you ever do the flips? Where it's like pretzel on one side, cracker on the other? No, I feel like... How do you do that?

That's what I'm saying. How do you do that? The science doesn't make sense to me to the point where it's like I'm going to put this in my mouth. Yeah, it's like I'm not going to do that. They're good. They're good, but I don't want to be confused when I'm eating, you know? The amount of shit we ate growing up

was impressive. Do you remember the, uh, I want to keep telling you to put the mic to your mouth. I'm not kidding. Do you remember the, do you remember the,

uh, um, peanut butter and jelly mixed in a tube? Yeah. That was some of the most wild shit I've ever seen in my entire life. It's like, why the hell?

And it was like straight, like that was definitely piped in. Yep. Yeah. I don't like you. Can you put that down? Yeah. I didn't like that.

I don't think I've ever had that actually. Yeah. I've never had, I just looked at it going, this is like the most ridiculous thing. But why wouldn't you just want to control the ratio? I'm not letting some fucking robot machine control my peanut butter to jelly ratio. Yeah, that and if you live with a family and someone likes more peanut butter than jelly,

and then they're in there just trying to get the peanut butter, and all of a sudden you've just got a jar of jelly and no peanut butter. Then you've got to go jar of peanut butter, and you're like, this is shitty jelly because it was mixed with peanut butter. It's go jar of peanut butter and you're like this is shitty jelly because it was mixed with peanut and it's one of those dumb things i do like seeing the uh the tiktok videos or instagram videos where it's like hey if you were a 90s kid or like early 2000s these are all like the discontinued snacks and whatnot i saw one of those the other day and it's like wonder balls wonder balls were so sick cool. Those were so much fun. Every time we'd go to Target growing up,

I'd be like, can I get a wonder ball? And it's like the easiest thing. It's like $4. Yeah, get your kid a wonder ball. And I would just open it up. There's like be a little toy or like a sticker in there.

Little candies inside. Yeah. That. So good. Wonder ball for me was like Toys R Us. Yep. Like whenever I went to Toys R Us was like coolest thing.

Yep. And then I'm like, I want a wonder ball. Or it was like Push Pops,. Yep. Like, whenever I went to Toys R Us it was like coolest thing. Yep. And then I'm like, I want a water bottle and I'm leaving. Or it was like Push Pops Trixie Yogurt was delicious. Trixie Yogurt's delicious. Trying to think of the other ones

that I saw. Trixie Yogurt isn't a thing anymore. No. Danimals? Do you remember Danimals? Yep. Danimals are still a thing.

Go-Gurt? Go-Gurt's good. Did you ever do the frozen Go-Gurts? Yep. Yeah. I did that. I said that to someone

the other day they're like are you insane it's like one of the best summer snacks it's a frozen gogurt absolutely i bought some right before i left my old apartment and put them in the freezer for rachel to try that's it rachel said she had never done it that's wild i don't think you've lived no she didn't watch spongebob grow up either my old roommate didn't watch Spongebob growing up that's wild I think I have a lot of Spongebob references in my lexicon that'll just say things like the lit, the lit, the lit, the lit

and they're like what are you doing the fact that you don't know that is blasphemous to me dude the Superbowl was so funny when they fumbled and it was just like the guy that played Patrick was like, firmly grasp it. And she's like, you got to firmly grasp it.

It's so funny that they threw that. I almost, after that, I was like, we should turn on the Nickelodeon. It would have been so fun. G-Spot would have loved it. G-Spot would have loved it. Just can you imagine SpongeBob and Patrick and G-Spot commenting on a football game? Just can you imagine Spongebob and Patrick and G-Spot commenting on a football game? Spongebob's like, I think George Kittle cheats on his wife.

She's like, see, I told you. What's the Spongebob laugh? Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. Oh. Favorite cartoon. My favorite cartoon. Ooh, there's a lot out there. Avatar The Last Airbender is up there for sure. I never really got into that one.

It's so good. The live action one comes out February 22nd on Netflix. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. You know, I haven't, since Netflix changed their thing to, like, whatever per household, I just, because I was using my family's, I'm out. I haven't watched Netflix since. Nope.

Not once. I'm now a Hulu Disney plus Peacock guy. Peacock. I like Peacock, but I didn't think Peacock was going to take off like it did. It's really, they have a lot of good stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I canceled my Disney plus so that I can get HBO max so I can watch, um, like Game of Thrones and stuff again. Because I just finished some of the books and I was like, I want to re-watch. It's such a good show. I want to start watching Suits.

Suits. They're making a new one too. Really? LA Suits. See, don't do that. There's Suits, but in LA. I don't like that. It's going to be... The guy that plays Arrow. Do you know that? Who? Arrow. Do you remember that show? Oh, Stephen Amell? Yeah, he's playing. I like him a lot. It's going to be... The guy that plays Arrow. Do you know that? Who?

Arrow. Do you remember that show? Oh, Stephen Amell? Yeah, he's playing. I like him a lot. He's the main character. Oh, did I just turn you around? Are you excited about L.A. Suits now? Not really.

You've got to see the first Suits. Well, you don't even need to watch the first one. You can just watch this one. Yeah, but I see so many clips about it. I'm like, I might as well just watch this show. Because it's one of those shows where you could get into it and if I'm not really paying attention, I'll pay attention enough

and I'll get the gist of it. Like the overarching theme, the story. But episode to episode, it's like whatever, you solved the case. Kind of thing. I like those shows because they're just busy shows to me. Or I don't need to like Game of Thrones.

When we're talking about like, I want Rachel to pay attention. You really need to pay attention. That I get too into and then I don't do anything else. Or if I find some like Suits or New Girl, Last Man Standing. Right now is my Hulu show, Tim Allen. And I'm just

like, I'll work and that's on. Just to have noise. But I do want to find another... I need to finish Yellowstone. Like, A Game of Thrones. I really wish Westworld. I fucking love that show. New York cancels, right?

Yeah. And then they brought it back, but there was, like, season three. Spoiler. They actually make it out of westworld oh do you have you seen this show i watched the first couple episodes of it when i think you would like it i really do but like um like as you get into it for sure they like get out and it's just like completely different i was talking to my um buddy's fiancee and um they're like yeah it gets much better after.

I'm like, I just, I can't watch. I want to be in Westworld. What? You want to be in Westworld? Well, no. Yeah. I want to be in Westworld, but like they got, you ever seen a show? It's like, Hey, they achieved the first problem too quickly.

Yeah. Really? This, this happened way too fast. You could have flushed this out a lot more. I think that was that. Gotcha. Yeah. that was that. Gotcha. Yeah. That makes sense.

I'm trying to think of other good shows. I really like The Witcher, but after season two, I was like, I'm done watching this, because Henry Cavill's out. Did you watch Arrow? Mm-hmm. I watched the first three seasons, but after a while, it's just like so much... It's like so much more drama than it is superhero yeah it's like love and triangle someone dies get brought back it's

like a typical like tv show i i mean i finished it but it took me a minute i hate like they did that like cw did i think all the crossovers or it's like hey you really want to know what's happening in this one go watch flash then go watch this and go watch this like when it was just flash or whatever i'd watch that like in college and that was like how i wound down for the night i was like all right i'll watch them simultaneously come yeah watch three and three i'll get to that and we're tied up and then it's like no now there's four shows you got to watch for like one plot i'm like absolutely not not. I'm done. Too much. Too much work. Yeah, I agree. I agree. They used to always do like back in the day, like Nickelodeon

and Disney Channel, they would have their crossover episodes. Do you remember those? Those were fire. Like the Drake and Josh. Or the Jimmy Neutron Fairly Oddparents was the greatest crossover ever. And then they did it with SpongeBob too. And then Danny Phantom.

Danny Phantom's also one of my favorite. That was a good show. What was another one? Fairly OddParents was great. I'm a big Ed and Eddie guy. I loved Ed and Eddie. Curse of Cowardly Dogs scared the shit out of me. It's a spooky show.

It's too dark for Johnny Bravo. Johnny Bravo's good. I didn't watch that very much. Do you remember Spooky show. It's a spooky show. It's too dark for Johnny Bravo. Johnny Bravo's good. Powerpuff Girls? I didn't watch that very much. Do you remember, what's it called? Oh, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. That one was a good one. Yep.

Camp Laszlo. Didn't watch that. Oh, it's so good. I remember watching it. I was staying over at my grandparents' for a weekend. Camp Laszlo was on. It's just like a stupid show. It's like, these are the names of the characters

like Raj, Scoutmaster Lumpus. The characters, just the names just make it sound so stupid. And then you watch it and it's so fucking stupid. I remember I was watching, my grandpa was watching with me and he just goes, this is so fucking dumb.

My grandpa just being so pissed off at the show and got up and left and I was like, oh, okay. Well, it's better than, like, the cartoons I see now. Like, my buddy has a kid who's three. Cocoa Melon and that shit? No, it's, like, race cars that talk. The movie Cars? No, but, like, not Cars.

It's, like, Cars, but, like, Cars we have at home kind of thing. And it's, like, what's your goal today? And they're like doing trigonometry. And they're like, oh, but do the angle here. We're just going to tow them out of the mud. No. No. I mean, Dora the Explorer was like, that's the last show you can do like that.

You need to know that if a fox comes to steal your stuff, you have to say no swiping three times. Okay. And if you don't say it fast enough, he'll get your stuff. That's right. She's got three things she's got to get to. Is this a live-action Dora? Did you see that happen? Really? Yeah. No.

That was real. It was. It was a live-action one. And it was like, Dora in the tomb of the dead guys. Who was the map? I think it's just an animated map, but let me see if I can pull it. I like the Wiggles growing up. The Wiggles is so funny.

The Wiggles was my first concert ever. This was Dora in the Lost City of Gold. Why does that look like a George in the Jungle movie? Have you ever seen those movies? It basically is. Those were good. George, George, George. Okay, I can say this.

Watch out for that tree. Dora was... Dora's a smoke. Just, you know. Is she? She's a smoke. Let me see. She's not a smoke in the movie.

Because she's dressed as a child wearing a backpack. The lady who plays Dora? Yeah. Oh. No, Isabella kind of looks like, in that picture, like an Ana de Armas. Yeah. Pretty lady.

But so funny that her first movie was a live action Dora. Her like, where's the math? It's so stupid. Her next movie, they're like, we need you to take your clothes off. Megan Fox got Transformers and she got Dora. Dude, did you see the picture of her?

Apparently she looks like she got stung by a bee. It looks like the bee sucked everything out of her. She looked like this. MGK is a vampire. They're taking it too far. That's too far. I thought they broke up. Is there anyone in this world that can be like,

hey, you were looking great already. Don't. Like, what are you doing? I'm going to see this picture. It's MGK, Travis Taylor. She's making a face. She's not sucked out.K, Travis Taylor. She's making a face. She's not sucked out. She's just going, she's making a face.

But she looks skeleton-like. Let me look at her Instagram. She looks skeleton-like for sure. You know what I don't like with this, though? We should just have a timer up on the laptop. This is her. She looks fine. She looks fine.

She looks fine. Some might say more than fine. Some might say fine. Maybe in that picture she was just on something. She was a little dehydrated. Maybe she was drinking the blood of her enemies that MGK got for her. Well, I'm happy he at least cut his hair.

He looked weird. Yeah, she looks great. I think she's fine. This is pretty cool. That's great. I'm downing these so quickly. That's good. That's what they're for.

Can we do a four pack? I think we should. I think we should. A we should i feel like each yeah i feel like it's crazy it's like it's only two but because one goes in each like half goes in glass like i feel like i've had two already we've had one i know we've had one that's nice i'm enjoying myself I'm enjoying myself. I should have brought the rest of my goodies that I found. I found an old iPad mini. So now I have... A Frisbee.

An iPad that I was gifted from my old boss at work. I have an iPad I already had. I have an iPad mini. I found my first ever iPod. Wow. God knows what's on that. Was it a touch? Mm-hmm.

I found a... So the first ever iPod I bought was the iPod Nano. I had the shuffle. So I had the Nano that was like the skinny, whatever it looked like, a USB drive. Did it have a screen on it though? Yeah, it had a screen on it. You could scroll with it.

Seven, ten years later or whatever, I get an email from Apple saying, saying hey there's something wrong with the ipod nano's like yeah they're 10 years old because um if you can prove that you have one we'll send you a brand new ipod shuffle and so they just sent me an ipod shuffle with the screen on it so i have the shuffle with the screen oh the nice shuffle the nice shuffle so i found that as well i'm like i have way too many apple products yeah they're taking over i remember that we could have so many things going right now we could we'd have so many

screens i should get the shuffle started back up but it has that like wide charger you need oh yeah so i gotta find one of those but yeah yeah, mine was an iPod Shuffle. I had an Nano. Never had a touch until like high school. My buddy was getting rid of his and I bought it so I could use it as my porn pod. Yeah. So that's what I use it for. That was great.

That's a good idea. Don't use my phone for it. No good viruses. Exactly. Yeah. And then honestly, my parents didn't know i had the porn pod because i bought it with cash from my buddy near his locker yeah so they're like as far as i'm that's a great purchase it's a great purchase perfect i had i got the ipod touch i bought that when i was in eighth grade seventh or eighth grade And it was the coolest fucking thing

in the world. Like, when the iPod Touch came out, you're like, oh my god. There was a guitar one that you could play. Oh, dude, I had 19 pages of games. I was just downloading shit to download it. They were so much fun. And now I'm like, I want the least amount of shit on my phone as possible. Yeah.

Yeah. Every once in a while, I'll download a game and I'll play it for like a couple days. I'm like, I have to delete this otherwise I'm going to play for so long. The only thing I play is,

it's like a Candy Crush but it's like Royal Clash or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do that one and I'm like, I'm on level like 3,000 something. Like, I'll go on like spurts

or I'm like, there's going to be 40 levels in a row and then I'm like, you lose and it's like, okay, I'm done. And then I'll play it before I go to bed. 40 levels in a row. And then I'm like, are you losing? Okay, I'm done. And then I'll play it before I go to bed. Every once in a while I did the Pokemon emulators on my

phone. Then your phone's just drained to bed. That was so fun. It's fun because my patience is down for those kind of things. I can put it on two times speed so I'm rifling through things. And they have the different ROMs where it's like, like, two times speed, so I'm, like, rifling through things. And they have, like, the different ROMs where it's, like, all right, it's Pokemon Red, but there's other Pokemon as well.

And then people took the time to build, like, separate worlds or whatever. Like, there was one I played where it's, like, you play the Hoto region, and then you're playing the whatever region. There's, like, three different regions. I'm, like, I did 24 gyms and like two, like whatever. This is great. It's so much fun. And Judd would never, good thing Judd's not here. We can nerd out.

He wouldn't get it because he's not very good with technology. So what he does in the morning, rather than playing games on his phone, because his phone doesn't do that, he has a flip phone. He thinks the heyday of technology is a BlackBerry. He thinks it belongs in a museum. flip phone he thinks the heyday of not even a phone technology the blackberry things that belongs in a museum and uh yeah so he he just does sudoku or sudoku yeah and i tried to get you guys on the nonograms yesterday too i like the nonograms think about it that's one of the gifts i almost got you not nonograms for christmas um but it wouldn't have gotten here in time when i thought of it

have you ever seen on like tiktok shop those like emulator things kind of it. Have you ever seen on TikTok shop those emulator things? Kind of. It's like people make their it's like usually an emulator you can put on your phone and then you play ROMs on it. It's one, but it's like a Game Boy. They made a Game Boy and it has like

16,000 games on it. Holy shit. PS1 games, Game Boy Advance. For your phone? No, not even for my phone. I would be basically giving you a Game Boy Color. It's got triggers on the back. I'll show it to you.

It's all over my feed now. Every time it comes up, I'm like, I want to buy it. If you buy something on TikTok shop right away, you get a huge discount. I can get all these old games that I used to play for like 50 bucks. Which is pretty sick. Which is pretty fucking cool.

And that'd be the perfect airplane thing. Yeah. Outside of my Switch. Yeah. My Switch. I've been playing one of my Switch games a little bit here. It's been good. What game?

It's not a mainstream game. What is it? It's called Battle Brothers. Okay. It's fun. Explain it. We're not a mainstream game. What is it? It's called Battle Brothers. Okay. It's fun. Explain it. We're not getting into that. People just fight.

You just fight. You get a group of guys. You have a little mercenary company, and you recruit people, and then you do quests. And then if they die, they die. There's not really a story. You just kind of do whatever. Oh, that could be fun. It's fun because it doesn't really matter. So you're just going

through it and playing it. I want to play the new Zelda. I did Breath of the Wild and then I forgot what the new one's called now. But Breath of the Wild was so fun. That's my favorite video game of all time.

No, Ocarina of Time. Oh, okay. That's a good one, too. I was never big on the Zelda because I didn't have any Nintendo. I had the Wii. I have an N64 somewhere. Somewhere? It's probably in the garage I'm cleaning out right now.

Dude, do you remember? Should I bring it? Yeah. Have you ever played Gauntlet? No. The old arcade game? No. It was like you'd be a barbarian or something, and you'd go fight with four people, and it'd be like a big arcade game but i wasn't an arcade game i wasn't an arcade

game guy but they came out on n64 as well okay and so i remember playing that for literally days with my with my friends growing up yeah i've never played that one mine Mine was like a Zelda. I had Mario, Super Smash Bros., Mario Kart. GameCube came out, which I think is the greatest console of all time is GameCube. GameCube is fun. I think it's the greatest console of all time. Oh, get out of here, Shrek Racing. Shrek Racing is so damn good. You could play

everything on the GameCube. It was so fun. You could hook up your Game Boy to it. Oh my. You not even hook it up, you just put the game on the little adapter and you're playing Pokemon on the big screen. Holy shit. That's fun. That was amazing. Nintendo always does, like, really good stuff, but there's, it's like every other one is good.

Yes. So, it was like, there was N64, GameCube, Wii, right? I would say Wii is my least favorite of everything they've done. Then there's Wii U. Yeah. That one sucked. The Wii system sucked. The Wii U was basically, though, a Switch, but not as good.

Yeah. Because you couldn't play it on its own in the Wii U. And then they made the Switch, and that one's good. But, like, the Wii was all right. The GameCube was really good. The N64 was really good. Was there something between the N64 and Super Nintendo?

Super Nintendo was before N64. I guess I actually think Nintendo's hit pretty well where I would go with the every other their games. They have some winners and then they'll be like, alright, let's capitalize on this. I'm like, you really didn't put as much

effort into it. We don't need Mario Party 42. We really don't. Mario Party, you can do one of those every 10 years. Yeah, I think you don't need one. It's a Mario Kart. I agree. Keep it simple. We don't need a bunch of

like they got hovercrafts now i want to raise play though but yeah it is fun just driving it is the best mario kart double dash was my favorite super smash brothers trying to think what else can we nerd out about you had playstation grown up though right now yeah playstation playstation need for speed most wanted i'm not a racing game You had PlayStation growing up, though, right? Yeah. Yeah, PlayStation. PlayStation. Need for Speed Most Wanted. I'm not a racing game guy. That's the only racing game I've ever liked because it had a free roam option.

Oh, okay. And it was like, they had sprints, they had circuits. So it was like, circuits is multiple laps, sprint. They had toll booths. So it was like, you just had to get to the next toll booth in time so it's like a time thing and then you had to you were beating people and you got new cars you customize your cars you could just drive down around whatever you want and then they had the like evade the cops thing which was like that's a fun one i think yeah it was oh dude you're like all right i'm heat level one these are easy. And I'll just run through this construction zone.

It'll crush the cop cars. We're good. You get to level five, and it's like BMWs chasing you or Lamborghinis. I'm like, this is crazy. I'm driving around golf courses, whatever. I'm driving a Nissan, and this Lamborghini is taking me out. But it had like a, not game breaker, but you hit X on the GameCube, and everything went slow motion and you could power

drift however you wanted and then you come out of it and you're oh it's great there's a game that i played for a while it was called split second remember that one it's a game where the courses would change like the laps would change every lap oh it was a racing game and then like you would if you like would do something, it would trigger an attack or something to basically crush a car, like the construction zone. And that was a game that I thought was pretty fun.

Yeah, I've never played that one. I guess the two it was Most Wanted and then Burnout Paradise City. The names of shit is so funny. Burnout Paradise City. Take me down to the Paradise City. Dude, the names of shit is so funny. Burnout Paradise City. Take me down to the Paradise City.

That's all that played. I was like, I really like this song. This is a really good song. You gotta keep up. I think I just smashed that phone. No, I filled this up.

Oh, okay. I was like, wow. I definitely filled it up. I was like, I need more ice is what I need. We can't leave until we finish all four.

What are we talking about? You want to play a game? Should we find a game to play? Rock, paper, scissors. Dude, this has been... The next ten minutes. What? What should we play?

What do we play? You know what we should play? I do want to do like an old video game night with you though i think that'd be so fun that'd be actually a blast just put the tv up here i'll find the n64 if you had to bring let's say we do a video game night let's say we have all the consoles what three games do you bring okay we gotta play this one well because here's the thing is you're playing you want to play games that you can play with the group. Yes, correct.

So that's the thing. So it's a little bit different. Let's say, let's just two people. So you can find a two-player game, too, if you want to. That's a lot of thinking. I would like to play hmm even if it was like hey we're taking turns

like you do this level I'll do the next one kind of thing I have a lot of fun playing Mario Kart especially when you're like if you're having a slummy with the boys and you're drinking beers so that's a good one and then which is the most most positive drinking game.

It's like, hey, don't drink and drive, but we're going to drink a lot during this game. Yeah, we're going to drink a lot during this game. It's sending a good message in the wrong way. You can't hit the gas while you're drinking. So it's telling you, you cannot move while you're doing this. Yeah. So that's good. Mario Kart, I think, is like a go-to for sure.

I'd be a Smash Bros. guy instead of Mario Kart if I had to pick one, though. Yeah, I'm not good at Smash. That's why. I'm okay. I was always at like Yellow Sea Stick. It was like the special move all the time. Yeah, you just hit that every time? I don't know what else I would do.

I would want to... I think NFL Street. Dude, yes. NFL Street. Dude, yes. NFL Street. Or what's it called? Was it Blitz the League? Yeah.

Where you would pop someone's balls? Yeah, that's what Joe was saying. You could hire strippers for the other team. It's so much fun. I never played it. It's so much fun. My buddy had it in high school. And it was such an old game.

And I was like, why are we playing this? He's like, just wait. And then all of a sudden sudden you tackle someone and it would like go in slow motion it would like show their just like leg breaking and then it'd be like right him up and then you'd have to like hit a like a quick time like a couple buttons and like the right timing to like inject them so they can go back out and play again even though those legs in half we just tape them up right i love that. I do want to play that. I do really want to play that. That's a fun, fun game.

I know my last one. So I have Smash Bros. I have NFL Street. And then I have... The first Super Mario Strikers was great. The new one that's on Switch is terrible. Super's Super Mario Strikers? It's soccer. But like, you pick your main guy, and then you pick your

subordinate. So you'd be like Mario and a bunch of Toads, or Donkey Kongs, or Koopas, or whatever. And you play with two people, you're like, alright, your job is to score, your job is to fuck everyone up. And basically it's just headbutt, headbutt, headbutt, to keep everyone away. But it would be, it's just headbutt, headbutt, headbutt to keep everyone away.

But it would be, it was a, I think it was a PlayStation game. It was Godzilla's like monsters. And you could basically like from the Godzilla series, you could be like King Kong. You could be Godzilla. You could be Monarch or whatever.

The butterfly. You could be the triple headed whatever. And then you just fought people in a city. You just fought the other monster in a city. So it's like two players. You're picking up buildings and skyscrapers. You're throwing at people. That game was fun.

That's a fun game. I like a game that's like that, but not Godzilla branded. Okay. I think it's called War of the Monsters or Attack of the Monsters. And it's a PlayStation 2 game. I can download it on my PS5, and I've played it. It's so much fun. You'll destroy something, and like in Vegas,

you destroy a hotel with a guitar on it, a giant guitar, and you just use that guitar to beat the shit out of everyone. And that one was the same thing, and you would pick up cars, and if you stepped on people, there would leave little blood prints on the ground. I think they need to go back to making some of those games. Do you ever think they're just doing too much for something? They're doing a lot for like... So they can continuously make money off of it long term.

Like DLCs and whatnot? That's why I like a real good game that's only focused on what you're getting. It's also why they're so much more expensive now. They're $70 now. Yeah. Games used to be, it was like $50. I would be fine paying for games if they were $50.

$70? $70's too much right now. It's just too much. It's hard to justify. That's why I have my computer, because there's a bunch of games that you can get that are like $40, because they're not made by big studios, and they're still pretty good.

they're getting way too expensive. Baldur's Gate was worth every penny. And that's a really good game, but super, super fucking nerdy. Yeah, we were talking about that. That's not my style. I tried, I have the PlayStation tiers or whatever. There's like Essentials Extra and Premium. I have the middle one. And. There's Essentials, Extra, and Premium.

I have the middle one. And I'm trying to find a game in there that I want to play. But it's like a series to me with the games. If I can get through the beginning, this is how you play. Your guy moves so slow. You just don't know and you don't have the patience for it. Then I'm in.

But it's like, hey, that beginning's gotta be exciting because I tried downloading or I did download Assassin's Creed Origins, the Egypt one and I've done this two times now. That's a good fucking game. It's a great game and I love the Assassin's Creed brand

but I was like, I played it for ten minutes and my the assassin's creed uh brand but i was like i i played it for 10 minutes and my attention span is definitely down for these but i was like god it's so slow like nothing's yeah and then i like get on a camel and i'm going two two miles an hour i'm like it is slow they make the maps way too big now yes where it's like everything's so so big where it's just impossible to do anything one game that i really like it's like everything's so, so big where it's just impossible to do anything. One game that I really like, it's like one of my favorite games, but it moves so slow is Red Dead because you're on a horse. Oh, yeah. It's such a fun game, but it's like, okay, I've got on my horse and I have to legitimately

go. I have to trot for 20 minutes. I have to trot on this horse for 20 minutes. There's no fast traveling in Red Dead, is there? There is. You can go to like your camp and get a map. You can it but it only gives you to the big cities yeah it's not like you're actually fast traveling like an important spot yeah with assassins creed you can like that's trouble do a bunch of spots but so that was like frustrating but i loved that game so much i remember there

was plenty of times where in college i would just get hammered by myself and be playing online poker red dead online uh so much fun it was so fun just like because for whatever reason i've gotten like pretty good at poker in red dead i don't think i could ever play it in real life and do well but like in red dead like i'm pretty good at bluffing and like just like scaring people and nothing's funny than just taking someone's money and listening to them on the mic just getting so mad it's like it's imaginary money too yeah they're just like fuck you you're probably just screaming at me i love i'm hammered yeah in my bed people getting mad at losing fake money in a video yeah like the fact that you guys are on like what are you doing i'm like i'm gonna go play online poker like oh okay cool like but in Red Dead Redemption.

But the thing is, is you can buy that money. Oh, really? With real money. Or like, you buy gold bars and then you get stuff. But like the other money, like you spend it on things. You use that money to buy it. And it's more expensive online. So it was, but it's also funny because it's like Red Dead's like 25 cents cents is like $500 in that world versus GTA.

And so that was always fun. Oh, maybe I can play GTA poker. GTA online. I almost downloaded 5 because 6 is coming out. I was never a GTA kid. GTA is so good. Yeah. I didn't really, really play it.

I never owned one until five yeah my buddy always had gta4 yeah and we would just run around and blow up shit with that yeah just with your car and dude dude nothing's funnier than like going back to like the old gaming days and you're like just with your buddy and i remember one time i'm not gonna name who he is and he probably will never watch this because I don't talk to him anymore. But I remember I was at a sleepover at his cabin. And we, I had my own room. So I was, like, tired.

I was going to bed. And I, or maybe I was just changing into my, like, pajamas. And I came out. And he's, like, not completely naked but getting close. And he's sitting there watching GTA 4 Strip Club. And I was like, dude, you're, nothing's funny than an 11 year old, just like ready to blow a load to the shittiest animation of like a lady. Of a tit, yeah.

Dude, it's, it's so funny. It's like. Dude, peak testosterone, by the way, when you're 11, 12, 13, and you're discovering boobs, you're like, oh my God, I can find this online. Oh my God. It's peak. You're like, the thought of one. You're like, nope.

Yep. You're so excited. It's like, I have one of my jokes that legitimately, I would search nipples in clip art. Yeah. And it was all maternity pictures. When you were growing up, did you ever search boobs in YouTube? Yeah, it would be boobs, like, hot, pretty lady boobs. In YouTube.

You didn't understand, like, YouTube doesn't have that. No. Like, hopefully I find some pretty lady boobs. Like, oh, maybe there's, like, some weird stuff on here. I remember there was one, like like some lady like she was like groping herself on it and i remember being like oh yeah i was sitting there because back in the day you'd like hang out with all the boys and do it too you're like hey we're gonna look at pretty lady boobs you want to come we're gonna go up to my we're going to my computer room yeah and it's in the sun room of your house like you're in the living room like you're hoping mom doesn't

come up here and uh we were watching it and we're like oh yeah oh yeah and then all of a sudden like the camera goes out it's just like this fat dude going fuck you like we were so horned up but also did you ever do omegle as a kid i did do do Omegle. I actually made a friend of Omegle in high school with this girl. And we just like, because I did it with a buddy. And then we got their numbers, which was weird. But there was a lot of wieners in between that. Oh, my God. Every time you're like, oh, there's a dick of wieners in between oh my god every time you're like oh there's a dick

it's never a small one it's never a small one have you seen the top to bottom of your screen have you seen the it was an Omegle and it was like

someone saying like oh yeah I'd like to do this to you or it was some old guy jerking off and he's like oh yeah

then the other screen was like oh do you like this and he's like oh yeah then the other thing was like oh do you like this he goes yeah I'd love to lick that off of you or whatever and then like he turned the guy the other screen turns around and it was like some man showing him his ass and I was like they beaten off to it and he just goes you're a fucking creep he's naked and has his dick in his hands. I was like, dude, can you not see what your camera looks like right now? Why don't you turn yours around real fast?

Yeah. But that's so funny. Those are always good. All right, last one. Last one. I think we can do it. Now we're getting to good stuff. We're talking about pretty lady boobs.

Pretty lady boobs. And old man wieners. I don't megal. The difference in Judd not being here is definitely there. Look at that. I don't... You don't have to do that. We gotta I don't. You don't have to do that. We got to make it even. Make it even. That was a

pretty good pour. It's for the feet, guys. Cut that out. I mean, look at this. We haven't had feet in an episode in a long time. I know. They're getting frustrated. That's okay. Last episode, they were pretty frustrated. David Columbia is our biggest fan. He comments first every time,

and he wants more feet, but I'm sorry, David, I don't think you're really going to get it. We don't want to lose you. There's a little bit of heel. There's a little bit of heel right there. Tune in next week, buddy. I can't take them off.

There's the sole of my boot. Dude, we have to talk about what fucking shoes you were wearing yesterday. You looked like an elf yeah they're doc martin boots dude they looked you looked like you swept chimneys i mean it's kind of what they are yeah it was wild yeah i don't wear those very often yeah yeah don't wear them ever no they're nice boots i like i agree they are nice yeah just threw me off yeah you've never seen me in a man they're in like when i come here it's like

you're wearing your you're wearing your underarm or slip on shoes yeah so that's all i'm used to that i look down at your feet and you you looked like something out of a movie it was so funny it was uh it's pants i never like normally never wear anymore because they don't fit they're like too tight i was like but i'm like i was doing laundry i was like you know what i got time to like do laundry whatever oh my god i got way too much laundry i gotta do two different loads and i'm like i'm really hoping the pants are in the first load. They weren't. They weren't at all. The underwear was in the second load as well.

I haven't gotten it out of the dryer yet. Last night I had Swedish Fish underwear on as well. Right now I have Buzz Lightyear underwear on. Okay, buddy. I'm not kidding. Let me see. I'll show you. Those are Buzz Lightyear.

I remember I used to have Captain Hook underwear. And Peter Pan underwear. Peter Pan was my favorite movie. Because I love pirates. Really? Yeah, I'm a big pirate guy. And I remember my mom made me throw away my Peter Pan underwear one time. Because I was getting too old for them.

And I've fucking hated her for probably two days. Yeah, I'd be pissed too. It's my favorite underwear. They're just covered in skin marks. They're so gross. Back in the day. Only guys can really have favorite underwear. Yeah, exactly.

I have a pair of gold underwear that I wear every time I have something exciting going on because I love the fact that I'm wearing gold underwear. It makes me feel good. I don't have underwear like that. I also don't buy myself underwear. I don't really buy socks. The last thing

I bought for myself, I bought these wool socks. I want to start wearing them in the wintertime. Wool socks would be nice instead of the Nike dry fits all the time. Rachel's like, when is the last time you got new underwear? I go, I don't even know when I got this last round of underwear. I'm going to be honest, I don't know where this underwear came from. I've just had underwear my whole life.

Yeah, they've just been here. It's like whatever my parents got me up until I left for college, that's what I wore until somehow, like for maybe St. Nick or Christmas, I was like, you probably need some more. And then for Christmas this year, Rachel got me underwear. And I was like, guess who's going to wear these until you're like, you need more underwear. So like I'm just, that and socks. I don't buy myself clothes really.

No, I barely buy myself anything. I don't buy myself like essentials, essential clothes. I'm not going to go get myself jeans. Why are these so rolled up right now? You're sweeping chimneys. I don't buy myself jeans or t-shirts. What I'll get myself is like, oh, I really like that golf polo.

I'm going to wear it once. Once or twice. It took me forever to buy myself shoes. If you laughed at the shoes I wore last night, I night, I really like boots. If I could wear boots all the time, I would. I don't like how, if I want them off, I'm lazy. I'm like, all right, they're just staying on.

But I bought a pair when I went to New York last year. I was like, I want to get some nice stuff. And so I actually bought myself some pants and I found these boots. It's like $300 boots I got for $90, but they're green. Ooh. They're really nice boots. You have to bring those out. Yeah.

I'll knock them out once. If we ever dress up for something, when we go to Waste Management next year. Yes. When we perform the act of debauchery at Waste Management. I think we should just buy tickets and not bring him. Because he'd just be like, shh, quiet. They're working. Quiet.

I'm about to die soon and golf is the only thing I have left. Everyone quiet down back there. And then I'll be following up a hill. Did I show you all the t-shirt designs last night? Mm-hmm. I'm sure you did. There's one. It was my favorite.

It's not my favorite one but I laugh like this is how we ended it so like I was telling you like Rachel and I did date night on Thursday and I was like instead of just staring

into our phones like let's we did something like can we design t-shirts because I really want to get us merch and I plan on buying it tomorrow for us

and we're all going to get us merch. And I plan on buying it tomorrow for us. And we're all going to get three different things. And I was like, oh, this is a good one. And it's a shirt that says, I'm not old. I'm just classic. And it had a picture of a car on it kind of thing. And it's like, you should put your colorful chairs in the background. I'm like, no, we should put Joy in the background.

I was like, now I got to make shirts for me and Jack. And it's going to be, like, just a miniature version of me somewhere in the corner. And be like, how's the weather up there? And then get, like, a nerd one for Jack or something like that. I don't know. You guys want to see my action figures? That's fun. Yeah. This shirt, I think some are pretty cool. cool i mean they're all like canva design

so like there's pre-loaded stuff but i think it'd be good for us to finally start wearing the name some stuff yeah do like a neon sign here they're pretty sharp yeah we need to like just not blow our whole load on making this room look like something no one else can see right no one can see anything right now yeah we're at 57 minutes and 25 seconds just are we really we have this on yours yeah so yeah for you so man so we're basically done so yeah you can't see there's a sign here you can see the bottom wait hold on i can go mobile so let's let's do a little tour real quick yeah i think they're going to be really excited from everything that they are they already see everything no they can't so they can't see

your sign look at that that's a sign right you are still washed out yeah i look pale yeah oh this shirt doesn't help dude that's that's the greatest. That's a really cool poster. Meowth Spoken Here. This poster is $5,000. And Judd has nothing because he's boring. Because he's old. We have to get his newspapers, clippings, and things. Yeah, we have to figure out the lighting with you. We can end this now. So, say goodbye.

Maybe. Wait.