Fat Chance Podcast - Reliving Your College Days Ep.136

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

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This was this proved to be distracting for me last yeah, yeah, you got really into it we saw you just Literally talking about the game that no one is watching For for there was like when I was watching it I was like I'm not even looking at you guys talking to you. Yeah Use your teeth use your teeth don't know who's your teeth. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it I don't want to I'll do that bad bad. That's why we lose Judd so fast Last time it happened we lost Judd but Jason Kelsey needs to get a different

sweater that's and the last thing we say about this game I like that they allow him to wear whatever he wants like hey you know that one thing you wear all the time just bring that yeah exactly I mean that is him I think if you made him dress up in a suit it wouldn't be the same before we start that's someone okay nevermind I gotta turn this off yeah before we start the podcast we have a secret game going on in the podcast today Oh fuck yeah, we do Jack and Michael have been given Five words to slip in I just got yelled at by your lady

Slip into the podcast and we'll see if they The other one can catch. We might have to remove everything. I'm not gonna get into a fight with her. Everyone delete everything. Love you honey. But yeah, that's the secret game. So we'll see all they can do.

And see what they can slip in. More currently. Ugh. What? Now I'm bummed. Just like you, it's gone. It's gone. Damn it, that's so annoying.

Noah's really good today though. I thought it was funny. I thought so too. I'm going to have to leave my fucking comment. This day was going so good too. I just woke up really early today, went to the gym, ate monkey bread. It was so good. It was so good.

I think you just lost money. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm too. I woke up really early today, went to the gym. Really? Had monkey bread. It was so good. It was so good.

I think you just lost monkey bread privileges. Sourdough monkey bread. Really? Yeah, it was so fucking good. Which one of those words was it? What do you mean? She was making cinnamon rolls before. But monkey bread.

I don't think she made monkey bread. What makes you think that? Because she doesn't wake up in the morning and like but monkey bread I don't think she made funky bread what makes you think that because she doesn't wake up in the morning and make you monkey bread she wakes up and makes cinnamon rolls monkey rose a new one I requested it cool I'm gonna call bullshit on monkey bread you almost got mix that was completely forgot and then you saw judge scribble something down how about I'm gonna five minute delay before you start writing something. I'm not writing anything. I'm not gonna tell you if you say a word or if you don't.

But if I called him out on it. If you call it out, keep calling him out, but I'm gonna be doing the points on their own. Fucking Sherlock over here. I'll tell you the points. I'll tell you the points after the game. Fucking suck. I don't even remember what my words are.

Yeah. Clearly a fucking detective over here, Sherlock Holmes, deciding he's going to call everything. Now I'm going to question every unique word you say and come out of your mouth. Well, that's what I would expect from a butternipple boy like yourself. It's kind of a tough time to call it, do you think?

It is tough. Remember when we were talking about our brown stars? Yeah. Yeah. Is yours hairy? I do have a hairy brown star. Not hairy enough that it clings on, though. Does not cling on.

That's good. Do you feel like you wipe longer than normal people? Yeah. Huh? Yeah, I feel like you wipe longer than normal people? Yeah, huh? Yeah, I feel like I'm like a magic marker that viral video of Chris Pratt and Parks and Rec you ever seen that I don't you ever watch Parks and Rec Yeah I don't remember this one's where he like he finally goes to the doctor and I think it's like one of the bloopers and he goes Doc, I don't know what's going on

Sometimes I go to the bathroom and I I go to wipe. And I wipe. And I wipe. And I wipe. And it's like I'm wiping a magic marker. That's good. Are you just not going to talk the whole time? Well, I just got a message that said that's pretty fucked up.

Did you answer that? No. Well, we deleted everything. Yeah. So you guys want to know what we did, what you guys did on week two? Yeah. I think I did about the same. I want to tell you, nobody tied.

OK. One person did better, one person did worse. That would make sense. So three of us, though. So it goes seven and eight, eight and seven, nine and six. I bet you I'm the seven and eight I think I'm seven and eight. I kind of botched a few I'm gonna say in last place Michael Koski with seven and eight. Yeah, I

Not doing I'm the new Judd Remember how much you laughed at me when I picked the Packers you laughed and laughed you're such an idiot are you kidding me yeah but you know he was sitting at home like I can't believe I'm gonna fucking get this right were you thinking that the whole time? No the whole time I was like I can't wait to fucking get this right. You knew we were gonna rush for 5,000 yards? I said I literally took so I said to my buddy Doug I said we're gonna run the ball we're gonna slow down the ball we're going to slow down the offense we're going to just eat up clock. Give me the Josh Jacobs over for 65 and it was we got it in like the first quarter. Yeah. He ran all over. Yeah. So at eight and

seven we have Judd second place and another nine and six performance by Jack football guy here football big football guy We're gonna need you to die like Judd did Judd didn't die. There's no evidence of that There's no evidence of that no evidence. All right, here we go. You're such a pooper school when I leave here I'm gonna post it again. You're being such a pooper school with like a gravestone All right. Here we go for week three. Oh, yeah everybody week three who do we got between New England and the Jets pooper scoop my ass give me I'm gonna say the Jets

Give me New England. Let's go different. It's worked out well Giants or Cleveland. Oh I'm gonna say Cleveland's this one out. Give me Cleveland Cleveland looks terrible, but they're gonna get the win Green Bay at Tennessee Green Bay I think we're gonna get some revenge that is true that is true which scares me because he might try and throw the ball Give me green bay. No, he'll just run it. He'll do it. He does best as long as we get out of Tennessee. Give me Tennessee Chicago at Indianapolis pussy

Indianapolis Indianapolis as well Yeah, give me anapolis. Houston at Minnesota. Ooh, tough one, but I'm gonna say Houston pulls this one out and Darnold gets a little exposed with the defense. Yeah, is Justin Jefferson out? That's the thing. Yeah, give me Houston. just to be safe. I'm gonna go, Minnesota Fucking pussy Philadelphia at New England or New Orleans New Orleans is hitting a hot bad right now. Yeah, give me New Orleans against who Philly Philly ooh

I am gonna say Philly I am gonna say Philly Yeah, I just gotta it's hard to bet with New Orleans right now. I gotta go New Orleans Chargers at Pittsburgh to two no teams. Yeah, I'm gonna give it to Chargers. I think Harbaugh's got this one Yeah, it's a real low-scoring game. I'd give me Pittsburgh again low-scoring game. Give me Pittsburgh again. Low-scoring game. Actually, no. Herbert's going to go off. Chargers. Denver at Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay. We got that one right. Give me Tampa.

Carolina at Las Vegas. Vegas. Carolina looks like the worst team in the league. Well, don't. Andy Dalton's starting now. The Red Rocket is coming back. It might be like the quick boost What the fuck he might turn to was that Schefter? We need to not have this on

Who are the teams Vegas in Carolina? Me yeah, just give me Vegas Miami at Seattle, Seattle The two was gonna be out so yeah, give me Seattle. Yes, Seattle as well Are they gonna bring some Baltimore at Dallas? Baltimore Baltimore, I'm gonna go Dallas Baltimore can't go down all three Mar San Fran is a Michael Vick game here San Fran at the Rams San Fran at the Rams San Fran The Rams are way too injured San Fran

Detroit at Arizona like this game. That's one one Arizona I Was gonna say that then you said it and we have to start guessing a little bit different I'm gonna go to try it. I'm also gonna go to Detroit Right there Kansas City at Atlanta Kansas City Kansas City Kansas City as well Jacksonville at Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Washington at Cincinnati Cincinnati cannot go down all three Washington no way I didn't like look at his face when he makes a pick sometimes just want to do you remember when when last week he was like oh Bangles played the Chiefs good.

And then I was like. They did. They should have won that game. They did. They should have. But fuck. All right. What was the Monday night game this week?

Or next week? We're watching it. Oh, are we? I think I might have said the Monday night game. Really? That's the Washingtonettes. The one that we won't even count. I think we both have Philly on this one right? Well technically I will not be here next Monday. You are not?

I can't be here next Monday. Why not? I was gone too soon. We're getting so much trouble. I will be going to my dad's surprise birthday party. Almost not a surprise anymore. Does he watch this? I don't know.

Can you believe that? Yeah. If my dad somehow found YouTube. He could have. Maybe Bruce showed him. Who? Isn't it Bruce? Is that your, who? Who the fuck is Bruce Bruce who wait who's your friend mom that listens?

Sorry buzz Who's Bruce yeah, I knew when I've been saying that in my head for a while like oh Bruce it's definitely buzz Are you saying Bruce, or did you mean Buzz? Oh, I can't. I keep forgetting what's this game. Here, real quick. Let me get you one. Octopussy.

OK, sugar tits. All right, I see what you're doing. Yeah, Tabasco. God, you're such a cock waffle. We're both going to end up getting the full point. This game is good for an audience that, one, listens to the whole thing, and two, has an editor that will explain and put the words up on whether or not it's correct.

Yeah, you're not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I was like, oh, that would be real fun. Yeah, you're not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I was like, oh, that would be real fun. Do you think he's going to do that? No. If you did do that, it would be pretty cool. It would be cool. But I'll be too busy removing stuff from episodes.

I've offered. If you give me the log in, I'll do all the work. I'll be really quick. I'll do it tonight. You know what the issue is? I don't know the log in for. That's something that you can figure out pretty quick. I'll do it tonight. You know what the issue is. I don't know the login for That's something that you can figure out pretty quick. Yeah, but I don't want to I Mean, it's probably 20 minutes of your time to figure out the passwords and stuff to give to me versus

4,000 hours. Yeah hours hours of Where's Zach Wilson? Where's he playing? Zach Wilson? He is on Denver isn't he? So how was the game this week? Oh God, I don't think my buddy's gonna listen to this so we left at halftime The reason I say that is I wasn't supposed to go to the game this week Or this weekend the for those of you wondering the batters played Alabama in a thrilling 42 to 10 Demolishing it was close at half. It was we had the lead for a good 10 minutes. We were up 3-ishing. It was close at half. It was, we had the lead for a good 10 minutes. We were up three nothing, it was great.

It was fun, it's always nice going back and catching up with guys from college. We went to a new restaurant Friday night and we were supposed to take it easy Friday. Take it real easy, get up, feel good, be at the bar nice and early. I went to bed at 2.30 in the morning, woke up at 7.30, I was like, well, we're just doing this.

I was struggling a little bit after I had my third beer in the stadium and a brawn hot dog. Worst brawn I've ever had in the stadium. Worst brawn. It was like almost dry and gritty. I don't know how that happens, but it was so bad. You can tell also Camp Randall is not equipped to start selling booze.

No. They're like, they've never done it. They just started doing it. And now they have, this is going to be bad, but I'm going to do it anyways. They have just pop-up tents of people selling beer. And I think anyone they can find willing to sell beer, so much so that the pop-up tents of people selling beer, and I think anyone they can find willing to sell beer So much so that the pop-up tent in our section were three lovely deaf people It actually is a lot like what they sounded like

They it was um Yeah, I'm not gonna do the voice. I was really good at it. I practiced it a lot over the weekend. But one lady just was not understanding that two of us wanted two beers each and that we were gonna give her both IDs for four total beers. And she for total beers and She attempted to communicate with us that I'm trying so hard not to do it That we can't do that. And so I was like, we'll just get them separately. So what did she say?

She no No, I'm trying to be polite and Eventually, she just allowed me to buy three and him to buy three. So I couldn't get more than two when I was purchasing four for the two of us, two IDs. But we could each get three. So I don't know if it's deaf and something, but interesting. But three beers.

But three beers, which is great. And then I left at halftime. But I didn't have to buy my ticket into the game, which was $300, which was really cool. Yeah, it was a good move, Spencer. My buddy at 2 o'clock in the morning apparently bought me and my buddy Jake tickets to the game. Nice.

I found out the next morning. Gotcha. And they're like, Jake's like, hey, we're going to the game. I go, I don't have tickets. And he's like, no, Zim bought us something. I was like, that's pretty cool. And Jake's like, I feel bad. I'm like, I don't feel bad at all. That seems like too much.

But you did leave at half for $300 tickets. Yep. I did leave at half. I did find out that my other buddies dropped way too much money to go there this weekend. We ended up finding a friend to the Pods apartment to stay at, The Gaines, which is really nice. So we were able to sleep on an air mattress and a couch for free.

Thank you. Lovely weekend. Thank you. Thank you, Gaines. And then they ended up staying at a hotel we were going to stay at for $575 a person. And then I- A person? A person.

Yep. That's nasty. Which is wild. I was like, there's no way I would have paid that. I'm like, especially living an hour and a half away. Yeah, that seems That's nasty. Which is wild, like there's no way I would have paid that. I'm like, especially living an hour and a half away. Yeah, that seems like too much. And then we're sitting at dinner, and we're like, you going to the game?

Like yeah, we got to, like we gotta win. I mean these were expensive, like yeah, like 250 bucks. You're like, no. I was like, why? Like we paid $450 a ticket. Where are they sitting? Are you on the field? They said no, they were behind us. $450 a ticket. Where are they saying? Are you on the field?

They said no, they were behind us. They bought it like 2-3 weeks ago and they're like oh they're just going to keep going up. They went way down. They ended up losing like $150 in value. The problem is they bought them off some like ticket master essentially

and it was like $400 a person and they bought four tickets and then he checked out and it was like, the fees were another $150 per ticket. He's like, I know I'm not great at math, but four times 400 is not $2,400. That's crazy. That's wild, but hey, good big Alabama fans.

That's wild, but hey, big Alabama fans. Yeah. It was the first time, I think, ever on a game day in Madison, I went home. I didn't stay out the whole day. It was one of those where it's like, I was so tired. And then everyone was just kind of like, everyone was dying down a bit. And then I thought about going home, coming back out. We went and got a pizza

I sat on a couch. I was like no way. No, you cannot give someone who's been drinking for the last 24 hours a full Ian's pizza and a couch and be like hey man, let's let's rally We had one piece of pizza I went to bed What time you went to bed. Well, that will happen. What time did you go to bed? Nine thirty. Buddy. I know. Hey, had a good night's sleep.

I was alright with it. Ready for Sunday. I was drinking. Did you guys see the viral post of the KK? No. The KK in Madison was giving away free shirts to like the free, the first 60 people to get into the bar for the game. There was a line of like 200 people, which means 140 people are fucking stupid, at 5.59 in the morning or earlier waiting to get into the KK. People were like, we'll get to the game,

the bar, five hours before the game, just for a potential $15 t-shirt. Well, it's also, you're solidifying your spot for the game. Yes, which is still, they had the Line Leap, which is, I was texting you about it. The Line Leap was a new, like, we were talking about the, we went to college, perfect time, there was like no TikTok, no Line Leap, we knew everyone at the bars, it was like, like we were talking about that. We went to college perfect time There's like no tick-tock no line leap, but we knew everyone at the bars

It was like no Cove and nothing like that We got out at the perfect time and then the line leap came and all of a sudden It's two hundred dollars to skip the line, but then get into the line leap line So you go first to get into the bar. I worked out was another two hundred dollars They were selling specific boost get into the bar I worked at was another $200. They were selling specific booths in the bar. It wasn't just to get in. It was like, okay, you can pay $200 to get in, but then it's another $200 to have this booth. There's a stage that is- Do you get things with the booth?

No. You just get a chair. A seat. Yeah. Yeah. You get a seat and a table. There's a stage in the KK that's like 75% of this room is a size. was a thousand dollars no no thank you no no I will drink at home yeah I mean the game I went to we just went to the bar and hung out outside and that was cool enough oh that was great we exercised our influence or power a little bit with us working at one of the bars before and we still know

The guy who does all the operations and he just met us out front and goes, you know What part of the bar do you want to go to? The rooftop like absolutely took us right up My bar tab at the end of the day was three dollars and like 20 some cents Kind of nice. It was really nice Got to know people. You got to know people. It's all about who you know and who you blow. Yeah, well, that's true. Knowing who you blow is more important than who you know, realistically.

Knowing who you blow? Who you blow is much more important than who you know. Sometimes it's the same person. I was going to say, it shouldn't be the same thing. Yeah, but if you know someone young blow. Like, if you always know who you blow, you know who you know, but if you don't know who you know, you might not know who you blow. You're saying't know who you know you might not know who you blow you're saying too many words One time all still skin where's our rectangles? We're not all right. You're just like I'm saying riddles and shit

It's like a troll under the bridge roll over the bridge I know it's not that because that's a phrase and not a word well this troll or bridge one. Oh, I would hope not Gosh, you're just calling all these riddles out man. You guys don't play the game sure. I thought we were what is the game? I thought I just gamed them. No, I Have another game on top of you. Oh, yeah It's a secret game on top of and this sandwich game This one is funny that you said riddles cuz one is riddles that you guys are gonna hate good cuz we're so good at the Riddle perfect. Yeah, good. These are riddles that are gonna purposely make you mad

Okay, it's gonna turn out really good for us because we're already distracted because football is about to start and then we have to somehow Mathematically equate this you guys are gonna get mathies. All right, so just buzz in when you got the answer You have to say buzz. We could just protest it not buzz at all for next 30 minutes. Okay Stupid but I mean you're stupid. Yeah All right. Here we go first riddle that you guys will hate Asking this question all day long will always get you a different answer and yet all the answers will be correct what is the question what time is it that's correct neither of you buzzed that's gonna be the only one we get right to all right here we go when it's

alive we sing when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it? The live we sing when it's dead we clap our hands a show Incorrect buzz a song Incorrect buzz once alive we sing. Mm-hmm What are we saying when it's alive Jesus a song. Nope, because we did not clap when it's dead. True. Judd? We did not clap when he died either. We were very sad. Were we? Allegedly. Allegedly. I like how if you did die, that was my like farewell to you

It's just like six face six pictures of your face And the last one of me just almost throwing up off of a shot that's terrible Oh, yeah When it's alive we sing when it's dead we clap I don't know A beat You give up? Buzz a beat

Incorrect I give up Buzz What? A musical Incorrect Buzz You give up buzz a beat incorrect. I give up buzz what a musical incorrect buzz All right ready for it yeah a birthday candle silly All right, David David's father has three sons snap crackle and

David David buzz David All right, uh, what is the difference between a cat and a comma a cat and a comma And Cat and a comma Fucking got him this time dude. I said you fucking found a loophole in it. Oh my god. That felt so smart dude. I know. Fucking got this guy in his stupid catch hurt. Judd doesn't have any commas on his shirt. Oh that would be funny. Is that the answer? No. Buzz. Um, no commas on your shirt. Um, no just. No no. A T. I'm a T. No that's

what I used to call my grandma actually. I'm a T. I'm a T. I'm a Terry R.I.P. I feel like these people are going to think a bunch of people are dead. I'm a Terry. Love your commentary. Do you guys want me to tell you this one? No. Buzz, yes. One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has paws at the end of its claws. Yeah, that one's going to bother me for a while. No, so stupid is right.

Here we go. Another one. The more there is, the less you see. What am I. Space darkness buzz darkness. That is correct. It is darkness. Jalen hurts looks like he's exclusively has relations with Mills. You think so. Look at him. He just looks so serious. He's young but he looks so old. Do you see the picture of him standing behind Saquon as they were squatting in the gym?

Oh, yeah. He looks like a proud dad. He's just like tucked in polo khaki pants. He's like, oh my god, someone else who can do this. All right, here's another one that you guys will hate. What English word retains the same pronunciation? Pronunciation? Even after you take away four of its five letters.

Muffintop. I'm gonna call him on that one. Okay. Shitkicker. Say that again. What English word retains its same punctuation or pronunciation Even after you take away four of its five letters Buzz ah

Moo can be buzz. Oh a h h h h it can be moo It's an actual word you take away four of its five letters. Yeah, what is the question? What sounds the same if you take it What sounds the same if you take away... Yes. If you take away four of its five... What English word? Is it a long word? It's a five-letter word.

And if you take away four of its letters, it stays the same. Q. That is correct. Yeah. Buzz Q. But does it... it's just the letter Q then. Otherwise, it's just k. Yeah.

I was just doing that one. It was stupid. I didn't like that one. All right, here's another one you're going to hate. All right. You have three playing cards in a row. Muffin top. Can you name. Are we saying the same word multiple times and try not to get caught doing it or is it the same or one word one time. You guys won't play the game you play the game. We're doing

one word one time and you said fucking octopussy twice. Can you name them. Not calling it as a use but just you know you're making it obvious. I'm going to write it down on it. You know you can just read the text. You need to write it on a post and just on the other side of the phone. All right. You have three point playing cards in front of you. Muffin top. Can you name these with these clues? There is a two to the right of the king, a diamond will be found on the left of a spade, an ace is to the left of a heart, a heart is to the left of a spade. I don't have a no-bade. I would have an ace, buzz ace king two. No fade. Buzz, Ace, King, 2.

Well, you have to tell me the identity of the cards. I'm going to tell you right now, Kuski has it right. But you have to tell me what they are. Ace, King, 2. But Ace, what? King, what? It's a diamond, a heart, and a spade. I do spade, heart, diamond. I didn't hear the whole thing.

I was just like, I thought I was going to get him because he said ace, two, and king. I thought he was trying to confuse us. We got that right. You got that right. Like how the fuck? He just has a muffin top. You can't, what's the point of saying it over and over again? Because he's a pumpkin pie.

You know what you're trying to do? You're trying to give me negative two points for incorrectly calling out. You're not going to get it. Because guess what? I already said all my words No, you didn't Doesn't matter I got him already All right, your words were significantly not more difficult than mine

So you have Ace King to what is what is the can you repeat the question again? Oh my gosh, all right and quicker. Let's see. I'm gonna listen cuz I'm going my brain to melt. Okay Can you name these? Three playing cards. Yeah, there is a two to the right of a king Yeah a diamond will be found on the left of a spade an ace is To the left of a heart a heart is to the left of a spade holy shit

It goes ace king to and then diamond spade heart Jack that is incorrect. What do you got? I just want Neither was dude. I couldn't get a word of what he said I Don't know What did he say he said he said diamond spade heart? so I think said he's a diamond spade heart. So I think. Spade diamond heart. You both you're incorrect it's ace of diamonds king of hearts two spades. Cusky said ace king two and then goes well we're three diamond heart spade. I thought he thought he was going to get it because well I said that after the buzz so let's count it, you're damn close. I'll give you I'll give you a point

My brain was praying tricks on me. Yeah trick a brain. All right. Here's another one. You guys are gonna hate George Helen and Steve are drinking coffee Burt Karen and Dave are drinking soda using your logic What is? Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda is she a Mormon dude can we see it visuals yeah we need power we need like you are asking us to conjure up buzz soda buzz coffee was that an option cuz he is correct cuz key why is it coffee because it wasn't soda. I was just like it's a 50 50

because George Helen and Steve all have two E's in their name. Same as coffee. Elizabeth has two E's in her name. No. Yeah you're right. All right. Are we done? No, we have more that you guys are gonna hate Just want to do something you're not gonna like today Let me know when you're having fun finally When John was six years old he hammered a nail seven eight nine Okay, when John was six years old he hammered a nail into 7, 8, 9. OK. When John was six years old, he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. 10 years later, at the age of 16,

John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by 5 centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be? Dude. How many years later? How old was he? 6? 16? 10 years later? How old was he? 16? 10? 50 centimeters? If the tree grows by 50 centimeters?

But does it grow from the bottom? No, it grows from the top. So it's in the exact same spot. That is correct. Buzz. That boy Cusky. That is correct buzz Boy kusky that's smart some movie magic right there old noggin the old not guess who's not dead over here All right, we'll see about that this one all right Fucking knock the fucking knock alright uh... yeah

i am four times as old as my son i'm gonna need a list of what you said already in twenty years i shall be twice as old as him how old am i in twenty years will be twice as old as him and how old is in 20 years will be twice as old as him yeah and how old is my son what how old is he to begin with I am four times as old as my son in 20 years I shall be as twice as old as him how old am I and how old is my son I

Need pieces of paper and pencils in 20 years. I'm twice as old as him And in the beginning you're four times correct How old are you now or how old are you in 20 years? How old am I now? How old is my son? Fuck. This is so stupid. 4 and 0. I don't know.

I need to do the math equation in my head. It's like 4x equals x and then you buzz pass okay. I am 40 my son is 10 that makes sense You say you Krampus miss that one no But I am octopusampus miss that one? No, okay But I am octopussy. I miss that one your octopus you miss that one all right There was a man an octopussy who was born before his father Killed his mother and married his sister yet. There was nothing wrong with him Why is that there was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother and then married his sister. Yes. He was adopted. Incorrect. It'd be like if I

adopted you, then killed your mother and then married your sister, right? No, and then you married my sister. I think that that's not born before his father. Yes Are you spiders cuz I know they were in front of his father Born in front of his father before before his father? What's that noise? My wife's talking to one of her friends. She has an awkward encounter that she needs to talk to him about. Really? Yeah.

I have an awkward thing I wanna tell you guys off camera about wild thing that happened two days ago for the Michael family. Okay. Wild, yeah. Say one of your words. I already did, I said all of them. Okay. Sparrow Cow.

Not gonna work. Not gonna work? Worm head. What? Worm head? I don't know what I said. Rattle snake tits. Born before father, killed mother. Disney Disney character born before his father cartoon are you I'm done oh he was born before someone else's father killed hit

that guy's mother and then married that guy's sister no you were on the right path he was born in front of his father oh dang it I was close so his dad pulled him out he his mother died in childbirth yeah and he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at a ceremony That's a play on words. I didn't like that one. Yeah, it's very riddle-y. We like the first one we got in two seconds. The first one was good. I like that one. Yeah You any riddle I don't think we're gonna like. You do a good job of ramping us up You're like okay these aren't so bad, and then you just hit us with all these stupid ones. All right Here's another one you're gonna hate. Which word is the odd one out?

70 brawl clover proper carrot swing change travel scarred stone It's either odd or one buzz odd buzz one I stopped listening to the other words which word is the odd one Oh Eagles cow 70 brawl Hercules proper

Wisconsin swing change travels say 70 Buzz 70 incorrect Buzz travel buzz correct it was change. It's carrot. K. Why? Because when the first and last letters are removed from all the other words it still spells another word. Carrots. Again. Visuals.

We should have we should have a PowerPoint slide. We really should. But guess who would have to do that. Judd. Yeah. And Judd doesn't use PowerPoint. No Judd is old pen and paper. He uses Google slides. He uses Google slides Google slides You want am I like you want to boil

Alright You want to boil a two to guess. More or my more? All right. What is it? You want to boil a two minute egg? If you only have three minute timers in our glass, a four minute timer in an hourglass, and a five minute timer in an hourglass, how can you boil the egg for only two minutes? You just put it in water and you count.

Wait, hold on. To 120. Without counting, I guess. So you put, you flip the five minute and the four minute at the same time. And then when the four minute goes on your past two minutes No, you only have a minute left and then you just double that minute. Is that where you're gonna go cuz I was stupid You know what I am quitting Take off my first name off everything too. If you know you just flip. Oh you flip.

I think you just you've flipped the three and you count to 60. You can't count. You're stupid. I think you do. I was on a good you were on you're on it you five in the four at the same time and then when No here Yeah, and then when the three's done you you're put a gun oh Yeah, so there's two minutes left We were assuming you have to put the egg and then flip the timers. Yep. Like a normal person would do it. All right. How much will a 38 degree angle measure

when looked under a microscope that it magnifies 10 times? 38 degrees. So it wouldn't change. Buzz. Correct. All right. Tomorrow is neither Wednesday. Or smart.

Nor Thursday. Yesterday was not Friday or Saturday Today is not Thursday nor Monday nor Sunday What day is today today Tuesday? You know what this is gonna get that like fuck you science thing just or like the Whatever graphs going everywhere. How'd they go graph again? Which sounded a lot like the people They were cats

All right cuz you want to guess what day it is it is not Tuesday It's Wednesday incorrect. It's Friday would be the day. Well it would be the day. All right. Friday would be the day. How many does he have. Here's the last one. Here's the last one. If you get this we win. You win at all. This should just be us versus you at this point. Honestly for these types of ones it should be. Yeah it should be a team thing. Name an eight letter word that had that has my KST in the middle in the beginning and at the end. What is it. KST at the beginning middle and end. Kilometer. What's the KST in the middle? Is it kilometer? No, it's KM. KST at the beginning, at the middle, the beginning and the end? Is that what it is?

Name an eight-letter word that has KST in the middle, in the beginning and at the end. I don't think any word starts with KST. In the beginning, in the middle and at the end. I don't think any word starts with in the beginning in the middle and at the end KST in the middle in the beginning and at the end and oh I see we're trying to do there. It's a little word don't do it There's the kiss a kst in the middle In the beginning and at the end in in

X X TV static no damn it that was a good guess X X TV static no damn it that was a good guess You just clap do I get your own family feud answer good guess good I should get is it SKT or KST KST Kill at KST. KST. Kill. At KST. Suck. Take out for dinner. Blankets. Blankets.

Put three blankets on top because it's cold outside. Because there's one in the beginning. Are you ready? Yeah. Ink stand. What? Yep. In the beginning. And the end. Yep.

That's what I was trying to figure out. You were so close. Cusky was... If Cusky didn't just yap all the time. You just yappin. You just yapper. Yapper. Yapper. What's your middle name? No one needs to know that. Alright, you guys ready? I'm gonna have it. So we're Yeah, yeah per what's your middle name? Don't need to know that

There might have been a bad idea They've actually might throw it off more than just yeah, yeah, so the secret game Technically you've all said all your words. Yeah You've all said all your words. And you tied with how many... We called out. You called out. Yeah. However...

Oh, fuck. I did say one the most. However, there is one where Jack called him out on, and it was not the word. Oh. Which word was it? I would have to go back to the tape, but I marked out minus 2 for Jack during the game. That sucks. Which one did I call out for you the very first one? Monkey bread.

Monkey bread, yeah. Which is by far the hardest one to call, because I had cock waffle. Yeah. I had octopussy. Yeah. Yeah. I had octopus. Yeah, but that was too obvious. No, this is actually my game plan, is I've had this sitting up hoping he would look at it

and call me out on these five words the entire time in hopes that would maybe happen. Yeah, yeah. What a cheater this guy is. I think that's smart. I was chest not checkers We played the same game at the end because I didn't fucking look at it You know, it's crazy though. I started using those words. I thought they were the

I said Moana I think in my head a million. I'm like, that's not right. I Got Milan and just at the end Mulan Yeah, you said Hercules and I was like yeah I was trying to throw you off. There was one that I was like I was very happy about how Jack put it in there. I forget what you're going to hurt smooth one the milk one. Yeah the milk one is very good. Joe hurts looks like he only dates milk. That was a good one. That's a good one. I would have never gotten that. I just said cock waffle my other five words I thought like oh, maybe Jed would have suggested these wonderlick

cronut Sriracha excited Tabasco. I was like I don't know how I'm gonna work Tabasco and anything germaphobe and Moana No, I thought like oh these look close enough to what you gave me. I figured you probably have something similar for him. Do you want to hear what my words were? Yep. And then you tell me yours. Milk.

Cock sucker. Cock waffle. Cock waffle. Bunky bread. Rumpelstiltskin and Sherlock. Oh, yeah, that was a good. I wanted to say Sherlock so bad was one of yours. And I just.

Well, he also called you Rumpelstiltskin, which is very funny because it's like an insult, but also a word so like it would be like he's insulting you. But you can't say one of your words. So what were all yours? Mine were Tabasco, Mulan, Octopussy, let's see. Tabasco. I said that already.

I'm kind of rude. I can look at mine. I wrote them all down. Brownstar. Oh! Which worked in my favor that we were talking about our buttholes earlier. It did.

But it was weird that you brought it up. But I didn't want to call anything out because I was like, if I guess wrong, then I'm definitely going to lose. And I already got mine in and he didn't call. And then you got Muffin Top. Yeah, you called Muffin Top. I was hoping if I kept saying it, you wouldn't think it was one to count. So I'm like, that one's way too weird.

Where am I putting? I could get Tabasco. I was hoping to use that game to like throw one in and it failed immediately filled immediately yeah no it's good game good game good game I think that I think we need to make we need it you and I need to like come up with a plan for a game for Judd to play by himself yes absolutely might not happen for a while called rise from the dead You put it all Easter themed content from you for the next month

When is Easter Easter earlier in the year, right? You know buddy, you know when um when I when I posted the we'll let the cat out of the bag that I'm behind our Instagram page, but I think they figured that out. They figured that one out. I'm not the mastermind. When I posted the picture, I asked Diego, do you want to be of you? Do you want to collab on it?

Just go on your account, mutually beneficial. He goes, isn't it Jack's birthday today anyways? He said it was such confidence. I was like, did I? Fuck. I was like, no no it's in March You're correct. Yeah, why do you think it was my birthday? I don't know because I was like hey I'm gonna post a bunch of pictures of Jack

But I'm trying my hardest to get more stuff out. We just have way too much stuff at Basically that hellish place we used to film yeah It wasn't hellish there we used to film. Yeah. It wasn't hellish there. No. It was an okay establishment. Yeah, it was all right. If I had to pick my top five places to go drink though. Oh.

Ha. Ha ha ha. Now you guys are talking riddles to me. Ha ha ha. It's funny, we talk about things that we all are aware of. And you're like, hmm. Yeah.

But. That's funny. I really want to. I can't do it on camera just because I don't know if my family member wants us to talk about it. No, we don't. It was an interesting. I had a pit in my stomach last night.

My dad dropped the bomb on me. And I was like, whoa. bomb on me. I was like This isn't this isn't this isn't great. I want to hear not like this isn't great But I was like, I don't know how to handle this at all right now. Yeah Well, yeah. Whoa, I'm excited. I'm excited. Well, yeah, I'm panicking right now my face is buzzing no, don't panic. It says a lot about me, I think, or where I've come from. Also, they went for it on that fourth round. Who's talking about the game now?

I know. All right, so here's my impression of that lady in the end. OK. We can start to do it now, then go. Oh, OK. We can do it do it now then go okay? Special message from Judd I have this shirt for my great. He didn't record it. No. This is recording right here there. We go And that's how that's gonna be a cold open