Fat Chance Podcast - The Boys of Fall #10

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

Jacks Sweet Baby Girl mad us an Apple Pie. Judd has never had stuffing before. Michael is putting on some weight. CHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! Get your Chewzie TODAY! https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy

like i mean do you want to heat up your hot pocket quicker put a spoon through it in the microwave i've done this i'm a professional what is with this chair i don't i think it's operator yeah i think you're doing something wrong with the chair yeah i had the same chair and I'm doing just fine. Ooh, what are you drinking? Am I the one with the problem? You're drinking Bullet? Bullet. Bullet, no.

It's one of Josh's liquors that he's... Drink responsibly. What are you drinking, Jack? Chee-Chee's Margarita. I found it in my fridge. That seems like something people just leave behind. Also, do you understand the struggle of like, I don't got anything. Can you please grab something on the way now?

You didn't want to leave your house to get anything, did you? No, I was driving home from Madison today. I was at a conference. Oh, really? How'd that conference go? Terrible. It was boring. But someone got into an accident in the middle of it.

Like a car accident while we were outside talking about something. And there was like a car accident. Huge-ass car accident. Right behind the presenters. You just hear this big crunch. This big crunch. It was like a group of 30 of us. And they're all just like, oh, fuck.

He's dead. And there's like one guy that has like a phone like holster on his belt and he like pulls out immediately calls the police and there's cars like honking and trying to get around and he just walks he walks into the street like this you're not like officially he's just like also what age are you allowed to get one of those phone holsters? Because I think every dad has gone through that phase. Like my dad had one for a while. He was like, it clips on.

Yeah. Why though? It's like their version of, you know, they have a concealed carry too. If they have a phone holster. Or they don't have one because their wife won't let them. Well, then I'm putting myself on that one. It's's insane. You have to be grandfathered in to be able to carry those.

It's like the drinking age went from 18 to 21. If you were 19 when it changed, you were still allowed to drink. That's what it's like. You're grandfathered in. I think you had to be 50 when they came out. Or I guess 40. We'll say 40. Yeah.

My dad, thankfully, has never gone through that phase. Does your dad have a phone? He can barely use it. I mean, the fact that he has one is good. The Amish aren't allowed to. He just got into texting. He's using Blackberry. I put this online.

He's just got into emojis. He's big into them now. And when the Brewers were playing, they were getting towards the end of the season the cubs lost and like that means we clinched so i texted my dad i said hey cubs lost and he said brewers won we clinched and i was like yeah good for them and then he just sent me thumbs up heart green bay packer like blue or yellow and green dear Dear, dear, dear, bear, dear, dear, gun emoji, football. That's all he said. All the things he liked.

He is loving emojis right now. There's so many pages of emojis, too. He just scrolls so deep to find some of those. That had nothing to do with what he was talking about at all. You know he hit one and was like, oh, let's just hit it again. It'll go away. He's like, fuck, there's three. I'll get upset in a ball.

Yeah, that's very funny. There let's just hit it again. It'll go away. He's like, fuck, there's three in a gather. I'll get them, send them all. Yeah, that's very funny. There's a goddamn bear somewhere in this. Yeah, he liked that. It was funny. Shooting the bear was funny, though. That's good. That's good on your dad. Yeah.

So you don't shoot yourself, though, this weekend. That's good. I didn't shoot myself. I legitimately. Did they even let you hold the bow? Well, I was sitting there. We didn't see anything, so I didn't have to hold the bow well i was sitting there we didn't see anything so i didn't have to hold it i was just sitting there in the we were in a stand

i'm just sitting in the stand and i let me tell you something we got there at 5 30 i slept till seven i was in there and i was just no like i'm not staying up this whole time that's half a hunting sleeping in the stand especially now judd's got a hole i mean were you in an enclosed stand yeah with the heater the heater didn't work because there wasn't any propane but it was like spray foam insulation cardboard god i hate you for for the longest time this is my parents would tell you this i sit out on the ground in a like built blind that i made myself like it's like a tree fell over a rock and i carved a stand into the tree that fell over and i well for the longest time like i don't need a stand i don't need a stand my dad's like oh i'm getting one for your sister. So he got one for my little sister. He got a nice enclosed one.

And then he built himself one that is like a, we call it the sniper stand. It's like looking over at all the fields and he just poked. So then he was like, well, when are you going to get one? I was like, I'm not going to get one. He goes, well, they're on sale at Fleet Farm. And I was like, well, I'm not going to get one. And he goes, well, wait.

And then he shows me a picture of it already built standing up where i where i'm staying so my dad already put it up and i was like all right then i'll come up there and i came up there and i helped him do all the stuff to it and i'm not happy about it but i'll be but at the same time you yeah i know you're gonna be like oh this is a breeze yeah it's a little it's a little bougie for my taste but yeah i'm in a chair that looks like this without like the comfortability and just leaning against the tree that's it you have no cover no cover nothing wow yeah it's just me and the elements and then i put my head against the tree and i have the best stand on our property it's right by the the river yeah like the little creek and all i. It's right by the river. Yeah. Like the little creek.

And all I hear is water in the back. And the sun shines, hits me in the face around like 8 o'clock. And I'm like, I'm out. No, I can't nap in a stand. Well, you're on the ground. Yeah, I just can't do it. You're going to pass out this year. That would be the only reason why I would go.

I had so much fun out there just sleeping in the quiet. No one could bother me. My brother-in-law, he woke me up because there was a squirrel. You've got to see it. You've got to show Jack the squirrel. I was like, oh, that's sweet. We talked for a little bit, and then I went back to bed. I was like, he touched me for another squirrel.

Wait, when you were awake, how many times did you think a deer was common but it was actually a squirrel no no none because it was a pretty open spot there were some trees on the left of us but i was like so like tired i just got out of a nice good hard nap and i was like if we see something odds of me hitting it shooting this bow that i have not shot in years is so little like if there's a deer here i'm going to tell my brother-in-law to take the shot like i want to make sure he would get something if i shoot and miss and we don't see the rest of the day i'm going to get thrown out of this stand yeah it was like if there's any live animals coming through it's his shot yeah you need to go shooting a few times before. See, I'm not wasting the shot on me missing.

I get that. That was my plan. So I was like, I really don't give a fuck. I'm just out here in the morning chilling. And you're not going anymore? No, I'm not going to go get a hunter. Yeah. I have to go get my hunter safety.

You have to do a hunter safety? Huh? He had it the week before. That's why he was allowed to hunt but apparently it just expired and he has to get it again well that's what I get I was like I'm not gonna fucking shoot anything

so I was like I don't care if I go I don't think you need hunter safety for a bow though do you pretty sure you do pretty sure you do yeah hey this special delivery my google searches I've said otherwise

well maybe not maybe I don't know do I need to be licensed to kill something speaking of which I need to be licensed to kill something? Speaking of which, I need to buy my license tonight. Well, you can do it online. I can do it online, yeah. Everything is online now.

You could register it online. I could just come home, skin it myself, and they would have no clue. Would never do that. DNR. DNR. Big DNR fans of our podcast. They love hoes. They do love hoes.

Speaking of hoes, this special delivery, who dropped that off? The elves or the reindeer? The elves and our poof. That's a fun little bag you got. Oh, yeah. Tell you what, do you know how many groups? You could have nine kids and all the presents could fit in there if you're doing the- What's all in there?

One need, one want, and one read. Well, right now it's just like Christmas decorations, but absolutely fucking not. We're going to have, if we have nine children, nine of them are getting a bag like that. It's bullshit. Do you hear what- Did you hear that? What's due for Christmas? Yeah.

One need, one want, and a read. And I was like, fuck you. Christmas is for opening so many things you don't even know what to fucking do with. Yeah. One need, one want, and a read. And I was like, fuck you. Christmas is for opening so many things you don't even know what to fucking do with. Yeah. I'm getting, I'm having some hot guys. Mom, thanks for the dominoes, but. Yeah.

No, you should be tired of setting things up. Yeah. You should be tired like, oh my God, I can't believe we have to set up another thing. Yeah, mom, can we open the rest at lunch? Yeah, you're gonna be tired. So that's a fun thing. Like, I know it's not Christmas yet, but we always got to open one present on Christmas Eve.

Okay, well, always? Or when you found out Santa wasn't real? Nope, always. So how did they word that to you? Because I was curious. We had one present. So my parents, first of all, if you're a kid watching this, earmuffs, if my parents would have some gifts from my mom and dad and some gifts from Santa.

Already? Santa didn't come yet. Yes. So the night before, we would have a gift from mom and dad, and then Santa would bring other presents. Okay. That's how we got to do it. That checks out. That checks out.

That's a good way to do it. That's the best way. Give them a little taste. And now we do it because technically I give my siblings a gift. So it's only me and my little sister usually for Christmas on Christmas Eve. So we just give each other that one gift, and whatever my mom and dad get to pick from one of the kids, she'll probably pick my sister, my dad will pick me, and we'll give each other that one gift and whatever my mom and dad get to pick from one of the kids she'll probably pick my sister my dad will pick me and we'll give him his gift

which I was going to say what his gift was because I don't even have it bought I don't have shit bought yet I got a few gifts done I bought my mom a treadmill and she needed one say that again treadmill

hold on did you hear treadmill I bought my mom a treadmill, and she needed one. Say that again. Treadmill. Hold on. Did you hear treadmill? Did you hear treadmill? I bought both of them. Quaker treadmill. Yeah, she's hungry. No, I bought her a treadmill, and it just seems weird saying it now.

The best part is that we were focused on treadmill, but right after he goes, she needed one. No, no. You're lucky we skipped over that, but I wasn't going to let go of that. No. Why did she need one? Hers broke. Hers broke.

Why? Because she wasn't using it enough? No, she was using too much. It's old. She really needed one. She loves to walk. She loves to walk in the mornings. And sometimes it's too cold to trounce around the farm. So she goes inside and watches her Bible shows.

Kate Reminger is insane. The ultimate heifer. She needed one. Yeah, that's very funny. Yeah, I have no presents bought I have ideas But Nothing bought I need to just

It'll Once I buy one It just They all happen Right after Are you an online shopper Or are you in person In person

I think In person So I prefer to do it in person Because I can grab it right away And I like The hecticness of Christmas I think in person. So I prefer to do it in person because I can grab it right away. And I like the hecticness of Christmas. Like Black Friday is fun. It's a riot.

It's a riot. Really? Santa Claus is everywhere. Decorations are up. Music's going. That's a good time. If I'm being realistic, you're going to get most of it online, though, because you're not going to find what you want in person. I went to the mall last Friday after work just because I was next to it. I was like, maybe I'll get some ideas for Christmas because everyone's like, what do you want?

Or I'm trying to get stuff for my girlfriend. I went to the Brookfield Mall. There's nothing in there. The square? Yeah, I think Brookfield. No, not corners. The square. The one on Blue Mountain. Brookfield Square. Yeah, there's nothing in there. The Square? Yeah, I think Brookfield. No, not Corners. The Square. The one on Blue Mountain.

Brookfield Square. Yeah, there's nothing in there. I went to the food court just to check it out. There's an Annie Ann's, the Cinnabon next to it's out of business, and one Indian restaurant. That's it. Everything else is blacked out. There's no one in any of the stores, which is also my nightmare.

That's why I don't like going in person is if I go into a store and they're like hi how can we help you i go no we're just looking and then i round the coat rack and like hi how can we help you i'm like i will kick you in the throat dude this this is what i do i put my airpods in and i walk and i put listen to music so no one bothers me and i just went to south ridge yeah Yeah. That one's very big. It was a lot better. I put it around in the galaxy. I had a gift card to Dick's Sporting Goods, so I was trying to get new basketball shoes,

and they didn't have anything really good. So then I just walked the mall, got it at the food court by myself, and looked at all these weird people trying to like – the mall was just – I never hung out at the mall, but I feel like that's all I see weird people trying to like the mall is just it's weird like i never hung out at the mall but i feel like that's all i see is people hanging out i know it's weird now i don't like it i don't like it i think it's a south ridge like the the stores around it are all like department stores that are still in business yeah that brookfield central one um brookfield square that's what it is uh it's turned into

restaurants on the outside and they're like whirly ball and i think they got like pickleball courts like it's no one goes inside it's you're just on the outskirts of it you're there for events you're not there to shop it might be too close to mayfair it might it could be it could be it might there's also a bunch of shopping stuff if you keep going. I mean, this is so specific. No. But I always go in person because I really only shop for my mom, my grandparents, and my lady for the most part. And she goes shopping for, like, her family. But, like, with my grandparents, like, all I really got to do is go get, like, old people stuff.

So I'll, like, go to, like, L.L. Bean. There's always shit at L.L. Bean. I've never been to ll bean oh it's nice it's nice yeah good stuff what is it is it like clothing it's like outdoorsy it's like a high quality h&m but like a little more outdoorsy yeah it's more yeah it's just like outdoorsy so it's like under patagonia yeah no it's old patagonia not hippie patagonia yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like old it's just if you saw a not hippie Patagonia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like old. It's just if you saw a grandfather in a flannel, you'd be like, oh, it's L.L. Bean.

The Patagonia kids come home to L.L. Bean dads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it is. Because Patagonia dads are gay. They are. They are. Dude, if my dad's wearing A multicolored Sherpa Zip up

Quarter zip Fuck you dude He also has A purple Like a lavender shirt On right now That's Levi dude But you know

My dad He's probably got some Translucent sunglasses I'm not a fucking stupid idiot You ever heard of Orvis? Orvis? Orvis? No. Rundenbacher?

That's Orville. Popcorn. Popcorn guy. Should we switch to Thanksgiving? We're talking Christmas. We haven't done Thanksgiving yet. We're the worst. Well, I want to do my Thanksgiving thing first.

Are you worried mine's going to be the same thing? Yeah. Okay. I have a feeling. That's fine. That's fine. I have a feeling um that's fine i have if and you can cut me off now we won't do my thing rachel's like she goes i need from each of us he's doing that what is one thing you guys are thankful for this past year all right i'm gonna cut you off i need one thing that's what everyone does i. That's what everyone does. So I think we should do, what are we not thankful for this year?

I have a list. I love it. I want five things from you guys. What are you not thankful for this year? Because everyone, they get around their friends and family during Thanksgiving, and they're all like, oh, I'm thankful for this. I'm thankful for, you know, so-and-so. Just so you're aware, you're going to need to tell me five things about Judd that you love.

On a hand turkey you're going to draw later. Okay, okay. But I'll go first on things I'm not thankful for. I don't think we need to write these down. No, you don't have to. The first thing I'm not thankful for is when your car softens your song to tell you directions. Oh, my God. Yes.

If you have the technology to just pause the song. Or how about this? You don't need your car to tell you directions. Just a quick glance. I hate that. That's how that accident happened today. They turned their car off. They glanced down.

She gets out of the car. She goes, I swear, I only looked down for one second. And I'm like, oh, my God. Where's your leg? You should look down right now, dude. You can't feel a thing. Also, people that get in the line for things too early fuck god damn it i'm not gonna have oh yeah i'll let you go i'll let you guys go then i gotta think of things i mean there's so much stuff i'm not thankful it just like pisses me

um i'm not thankful i mean i'm gonna go work related just this is very specific to me um people who do not understand what a contract is um and then call me for the most ridiculous things like having to explain the basics of like human common sense to 10 to 20 people every day i think puts me at a very terrible mood by 9 a.m almost every day what do you mean like they're just incompetent and they don't read it'll be like so our policy at the gym is like you need a 30-day notice of cancellation you will have one more payment and then i said your payment will be tomorrow and then the next day they'll call me like hey i canceled my membership yesterday why did i get charged today i go i told you you will get charged tomorrow just but i canceled it

yesterday yeah but it's a 30 day no she goes but i canceled it yesterday i go hey fucking yeah you're still gonna get charged i i had something very similar today happened to me so i paid or what i thought i did it was so i had my car loan and i was done with it yeah done congrats all all other um no but it was like two months ago and i do online banking so i know how much is in there and my the rest of my loan was less than what my monthly car payment was and i only use this credit union for that loan i don't have any other so i only so i take money out of my normal bank put it in i only put it the amount i need to and i only put the amount that was the rest of the loan and then two months have gone by and then they call me and

they're like hey you haven't paid your loan i was like what do you mean you haven't paid my loan i gave you the money this is not on me so i had to go to the bank today and explain to them and then they're like well now you don't have enough money because you got a 50 late fee it's like yeah you're gonna cover that and i'm like no i do not have a late fee they're like oh and your last payment you're supposed to come in for it and i was like no that's not that's not what are you gonna give me a balloon like what's going on yeah like i don't know so i had to talk to a banker they waived the fee and they just took the money out but i'm like all right i'll piggyback off that what i don't like this year when i'm not thankful this year

medical bills about sixteen thousand dollars in medical bills not not too thrilled with that am i thankful i had some insurance and didn't have to pay um the one biggest bill i got in my entire life forty nine thousand dollars000 on Christmas Day last year. Yeah. You should be taking better care of yourself. Yeah. You're in terrible shape, Kuski. The bar for Christmas this year, real fucking low.

I don't have an appendix to lose. You got one kidney in there, though. Shut the fuck up. What are you not thankful for, Jack? I don't know. I'm pretty hard at that. I don't know, man. I like a lot of things.

That's true. You want me to go for another one? Yeah, hit me with one. I think he just wants to get these. Green text bubbles. Okay. Any one of those green text bubbles, figure it the fuck out. It's 2023.

Just be better i'm gonna i'm in a group chat we i will it's unnamed person i think i know who it is we went golfing with him he's a real he's a real good golfer uh but he's short and uh but he's in the he's in the text messages and he's got fucking green bubbles. So when you can't like things, you can't hurt them, you can't send actual videos to people, it looks like they have a walkie-talkie when they film this. It's all blurry. And in movies, if there is a character with an iPhone, that means they will not be the antagonist. They won't murder anybody.

Oh, wow. You know what I don't like about the green text bubble the most? Yeah, it's true. What makes you say that? It's true. Because Apple runs the world. Yeah. So in the contract for Apple, for you to have their phone in the movie they can't be they can't murder

anybody they can't like be the bad person what if they're a good person killing people then they wouldn't have an iphone isn't that wild that's crazy yeah i think my least favorite part about the green bubble i'm not a fan like i like the purpose of group chats like ours it's easy i don't have to text each of you individually. But if one of you had a green bubble and I couldn't name the group chat, I like a little organization. I do not like when it comes up. Like when I have my headphones in a lot when I'm at work. And if one of you text me, it says, Judd said to Fatboy Fall, whatever.

If it's a group chat with a green bubble, it'll say, Judd said to Jack Sarasoli, Michael Cusk, Brandon Wine, and it just reads off like 16 names.

I'm like, shut the fuck up. It's just like the directions thing. Yeah. Yeah. That's the worst. You know what I hate?

Burger King meals are like $28 now. Were you hungover on Sunday? No, but I saw it and meals for like $28 now. Were you hungover on Sunday? No, but I saw it and I was like, what the fuck? I can buy a steak dinner for that much money.

I can buy unlimited wings everywhere for that much money. And you're charging me that for a shitty bacon Whopper King meal? It's so stupid. When was the last time you had Burger King? Dude, I haven't had Burger King

since they got rid of the chicken fries. Chicken fries. They're good, too, but you'd have to take it alone for them. Only time I ever want Burger King when I watch Iron Man 1. That's because they have Burger King. That's because they have Burger King. And I'm like, yeah. What?

Yeah. He's like, I want when Robert Downey Jr. gets saved and they're bringing him in. He's like, I want blah, blah, blah and an American cheeseburger. And he walks in with like four Burger King burgers. I'm like, those look fucking delicious. And I usually order Burger King after that. Have you guys ever had Big Macs?

Have I ever had a Big Mac? I had my first Big Mac like two weeks ago and I was fucking fired. They're amazing. Have you ever had a Pop-Up Burger? What's crazier? The fact that you haven't had stuffing or you just had a Big Mac? Oh, yeah. We haven't even.

That's not even on the podcast. I typically just get the quarter pound of the cheese. The Royal Apple cheese. So you're basically getting a Big Mac without the sauce. And there's no bun in the middle. And it's not two patties. Dude, the Big Mac was life-changing. I was like, holy shit.

I didn't know I could do this. And it's cheaper. Big Mac used to be bigger, too. Everything's smaller now. Everything's smaller now. Everything's smaller now. Am I right, guys? Dude, have you seen the kids meals these days? Kids meals these days used to come with an adult-sized fry and the biggest burger you've ever seen.

And now they come with these little – It's a slider. Yes, they're so little. It's so little. You just got bigger. No, they're so little. It's so little. You just got bigger. No, no, no, no, no, no. You want to know what? No, no, that's not true.

Because the little fry pack is like this big and there's four fries in it. And I know how fat I was and I would not have just taken four fucking fries in the face and not shoved it down the cashier's throat. I promise you that. Because I was an angry hungry fat kid okay and if you gave me four fries and told me that was a goddamn meal i would slap the shit out of you when i was a kid now i'd say thank you because i'm a thankful young man but when i was a kid that's so your hands the toys were much better back then too yeah are there toys now yeah

but they're just like stupid it's like it's like just are they stupid or do we not understand them no they're just not as creative that's the thing they're not as creative like no ninja turtles or power rangers they're not doing anything cool it's just like hey here's a bobblehead of a character where like you used to be like hey if you get this then you can build a set if you collect all of them you fat fucks come here 87 times you'll be able to build a fort or it's like all the characters from Cars, the movie Cars. Like, I got Lightning McQueen like nine times. It's like, I want Mater.

I want Mater. Everyone wants Mater. Everyone wants Mater. What are you liking in those crackers? What are you thankful for in those crackers? Stuffing. I've never had stuffing. I've never had stuffing.

Have you had dressing? Really? What did you have on the farm growing up? What's the difference between stuffing and dressing? I think dressing is made under the turkey. What do you mean stuffing? Dressing, like, I think you put it in a pan

underneath the turkey so the turkey, when it's cooking, it, like, seasons the dressing. My family's always had dressing. I've never had stuffing. Well, what is your dressing?

Just, like, juice? No, my dressing, it's basically stuffing, but it's underneath the turkey turkey And it's way more moist And there's sausage in it Okay Sage sausage So I think we've had it

I just never You've never went for it? The stuff that looks like soggy bread Yeah I know It's like a bunch of croutons Yeah It's rehydrated croutons Is what it is

Yeah I just never have it I'm a Salty bread part We have so much food Yeah we do too It's like Yourated croutons is what it is. Yeah. Yeah. I just never have it. I'm a salty bread. We have so much food. Yeah, we do too. It's like you just got to pick and choose. There are times where I don't even get a piece of pumpkin pie.

That's fine. But get the fuck out of here. Are you guys actually turkey people though? Turkey. We have white meat turkey, dark meat turkey, and then we have ham, and then we have cranberries. We have corn. We have cranberry sauce. Yeah, like cranberry sauce.

Oh, dude. We do the cranberry from the can, and it's delicious. I don't know why. Most people do. Yeah, I don't know how you make cranberry sauce. The ocean spray stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do those. Not a huge cranberry sauce guy.

Turkey, I never liked until I learned how to smoke it. And I brine it the night before. It's fucking good. Yeah. Like, my whole family's not a turkey family at all, but we still made one every year. And then we smoked it and did that, and, like, this is actually...

Yeah. We could eat this. That's great. You gotta do it right. You gotta do it right. We're ham people, too. I like the honey-baked ham. You don't do ham on Thanksgiving.

That's what it's for. We do ham every everything but now we've been easter because easter ham's supposed to be yeah christmas ham too christmas ham yeah easter ham uh we've been christmas is now my uncle he makes some elaborate meal one time he did t bones uh fish fry like caught bluegills and we're turning into that too it's like hey we don't need to do a traditional christmas meal it's just us it's like my immediate family yeah let's do something fun like the other year my mom bought dry aged tomahawk steaks that's pretty sick i'm like how much you buy she goes i bought like eight of them. I go, how much did that cost? She's like, don't ask. They're expensive.

Yeah. It was like $800 for steak. I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah. Also. You better have got me some goddamn gingerbread. These steaks were like the size of my face. I go, we're going to eat one and a half.

We'll have leftovers. Yeah, I got a whole goddamn steak. That's awesome. It was great. Yeah. Thanksgiving leftovers is better than the actual meal. I will say this right now. You it thanksgiving sandwich put stuffing or my case dressing turkey gravy mashed potatoes the moist maker and two two slices of bread it's so good

yeah we went to branson missouri one time as a family when we were kids and it was awful but there was we went to this place where dolly parton was it was like dolly parton's restaurant or something like that dollywood i don't know it was plastic surgeon anyways uh shiny titties they they threw they threw the buns at you so you said you wanted a bun they were all right and they would just throw buns at you so now our big thanksgiving thing is instead of pass me the buns they go hey i'm gonna throw you a bun and they just so the whole time you're eating and i'm always pissed during thanksgiving i'm sorry my parents but i want to watch football My mom has a strict when we're eating no TV rule. And I know the game's already on.

So it's like I'm just trying to eat as fast as I can to see a bun pass. What time do you guys eat? Are you guys dinner? We're lunch. We're like 2, 3 o'clock, late lunch, people. Yeah, we're early. For the most part, my uncle's a farmer. My dad's a farmer.

So, like, when we were kids, they still had to go milk cows around 4. Yeah. So that's why we did lunch. They can leave and go milk cows. That's what we did. I like that, too, because in my head, you do, like, a dinner. You snack way too much leading up to it. Yeah, if you have a lot of people, you're going to be too tired.

Yeah, too tired. You get that one meal in. You kind of got the rest Of your day too Christmas can be An all day thing Thanksgiving's a meal Get the fuck out of there Yeah

Christmas I eat more candy Really Let's get up in the morning Eat some angel food Dad See You guys got to bring me Angel food

We're going to Yeah I should have went to Like Blaine's Fleet I think that's where they have it Yeah Big bags Menards has where they have it. Yeah. Big bags. Menards has got to have it too.

Yeah. Probably, but it's not the good stuff. All right, should we get back to what we're not thankful for? Oh, yeah. I'm not thankful for anyone who takes Facebook seriously. There's just too many people on there that take it too seriously. Like reply to everything they see kind of thing. And they don't understand that it's not like –

It's not a message, direct message to them. Yeah. Yeah. It's not – and like when you post a picture, that doesn't mean you are there right now. Like it's not there. Can I piggyback off the Facebook thing? Go ahead. I hate that when you change your profile picture, Facebook posts it as if it's a message you want people to see.

You do have to hit hide. I do. It doesn't. You change your profile picture and it'll right up front. It goes, Michael Kuski changed his profile picture. I'm like, motherfucker. I just want it to be a little different. I don't need the high school graduation picture anymore.

Just put me doing some comedy and we're good. And then it's like, nope, we're going to show the whole fucking world. You have your hand going, looking good, Michael. Oh, my God. Can we come to a show soon? No. I had a few people ask me today after I reposted the Voyager thing. They're like, oh, my God, are you doing shows in Nashville soon?

And I go, no. I was like, I need to make more connections down there. I had a fun show Friday, and it was a Marvell show. And I did my bit about how my dad is terrible at Facebook. And then someone points out this old man. That's this guy. And I was like, sir, I bet you have a flip phone. Just joking with him.

Busted out of his holster. Sure enough, an a flip phone. Just joking with him. Busted out of his holster. Sure enough, an actual flip phone. Oh, my gosh. It was amazing. Do you guys remember my, or being a prison cook means you get. You're fudge packed? Yeah, you get raped. Yeah.

That's one of my favorite jokes. Yeah, so like if you are a prison cook it means that you're trying to avoid getting like fucked in prison and so I was telling that at a show once and some guy goes that's not true he was like he was real prisoner and instead of me going like wait wait tell me about I go okay dude show me your starfish I didn't think about it at the time and i was like looking like watching it watching it back i go oh my god i just told this convicted like prisoner i don't know what he did show me your ass show me your butthole dude some of the crowd work is like i can get mean sometimes and i go

back and i'm like oh they can definitely murder me with one punch. Yeah, I can get mean. The worst thing I've said is I had an okay set at one of Brandon's shows, and it was about, like, how do you want to die? Because my mom has, like, an absurd way she wants to, like, go. Okay, what is it? I'll save it because the viewers are going to see a lot. No, she tells us if she ever starts to go insane because she doesn't want to go in a, like a retirement home. We've been instructed as kids to go to her house, open the back door to wherever she lives, and let her just wander into the woods.

Is there a new place by the woods? Is there a what? Is there a new place by the woods? Yeah, but that's going to be so sad when someone else brings your mom home no she didn't want to get in the car well it's gonna be the most fucked up game of hide and seek you've ever played it's like so i uh i asked the guy i was like how do you want to die and he he goes heart attack i was like that sucks and then he just like he kept talking to me during

it i'm like hey i don't i don't need you to keep responding to me yeah um and then the end he i asked the audience something again and he gave me a lame answer and then he just kept talking i'm like i'm running out of time and brandon gives me a light i go all right that's my time i hope you die in your sleep tonight you have a I have a heart attack. Yeah. Probably my meanest one was some lady was yelling the whole show to the other comedians too. And I'm like towards the end and I'm just getting fed up with it. And I'm just like, man, she is not paying attention. She's just yelling and like saying things to her friends and not like talking.

And I get up there and she started talking. I made some jokes and it's going well but she keeps talking to the point people are like fuck lady and i and i was like ma'am you gotta stop talking i don't come to the crack house and just yell at you and she literally tapped her boyfriend and like started yelling at him to go like attack the stage and i was like oh shit i'm gonna get my ass beat you think that's the closest you've ever been to like actually getting your ass beat no i've a lot of people want to be my ass i i got charged when i was pitching like i hit a dude three times and he charged them out okay i guess he had that account like in public at a bar have you ever had someone like try oh yeah yeah you for sure have i I have. I've never gotten to an altercation.

I've been close. I'm great at defusing. See, I can rile some people up easily. I love pushing buttons. I love. I'm so small, too. They don't even know they're getting pushed. And then they look down like, oh, look at this little mouse.

Yeah. Well, my buddies are instigators. So they'll start instigating, and then they'll be like, Jack, come help me. Yep. See, I always befriend people who are a lot bigger than I am. All my friends in college were three times the size of me, and then they'd look at my friends, they're like, you ain't going to do anything. I got actual secret service around me.

It's nice. When I first started doing jujitsu and stuff, I remember there was so many times when we'd be out at the bar. It's so cocky. I could kill all of you. And then I'd hear like from across the bar, my friend Jack's a fighter. He'll kick your ass.

And I'm like looking and I'm looking over like, Mason, shut the fuck up. He's huge. I did one class. My friend Jack's a fighter. I've heard that in that tone so many times. Tell you what, after doing the jujitsu training for a while with Avery,

there was a good month where I was like, I could take anyone. I could take anyone. I could kill so many people in this room right now. It was good to see Avery last night. It was, yeah. He's not dead. He's alive? He's alive.

Yeah, actually. I was thinking about that. Fun fact. I was going to say, he's on a new date. Never seen Avery with the same girl twice. That's like a black cat. Yeah. So, obviously, I'm trying to leave and get a new job.

And I told my work that a while ago. And they're weirdly proactive about like, oh, we're going to interview people. I go, I haven't told you I'm leaving yet. And so they bring people in, and they got three people, and my boss comes in. He's on the phone. He goes, check this out. We got one more interview for you.

It's like, because I'm interviewing them too. There's a computer over. Avery right here. I was like, really? And then I look out, and his car is there. He's like 20 minutes early he's just sitting there he's like bright red car i'm like i can't fucking wait for this and i see him walk up i'm like i got the door don't worry and i kind of like hide behind the frame and i open it he goes what the

fuck and he goes dude i thought you worked at the other one i go no that's brandon i'm so i'm like no but uh i'm here to interview you for my job i i mean i told him last night i wasn't supposed to but like he got the job oh you told him last night yeah see i i he told me that he was interviewing for new jobs and then kuski already told me that before and i was like oh hope you get them yeah yeah no i mean i can't imagine how you feel like if i started interviewing and one of your jobs wouldn't get one of your jobs but it's weird it'd be really fucking weird if i was looking at a buddy whether i was interviewing for it or he was interviewing for it? Yeah. I don't even know what to do. And I told my boss, who's younger than me, like, hey, I know this guy.

Also, Little Bias and the other interview candidates, they suck. Avery's got the job, like, yeah. Yeah. I had a buddy once. He was dating this girl for a couple months, and I was living with him at the time. He was dating this girl, and they broke up. And she started doing some crazy tendencies. She would text me and the other roommate,

oh, my gosh, I'm so happy to get to know you guys. You guys are so amazing. I want to hang out with you two without said person. Oh, Jesus. And my other roommate just like would ignore him and i just and i would just write the letters you two back that's all i would say you two um so she's like would then start like adding his extended family on facebook and like all this other stuff and then one day he's at his job. And they're like, oh, do you want to come help with this interview?

The person has you as a reference down. Do you want to come sit in the interview? And he's like, oh, who would that be? And it's that girl that he broke up with. Then applied to his job and put him down as a reference. That's a bold move. That's crazy shit. Then she moved to Mexico to teach

English to people. That's crazy shit. That's okay. She also shaved her head. Is she alive now? I saw her at the zoo one time. She was in the cage. She was in the cage. She was in the cage. You were feeding her crackers.

Yeah, she's alive. That's all true. That's wild. Yeah, I can't know crazy stuff like that. What was she doing at the zoo? She was with a new guy. With their new boss. I was going to say. She was with a... A new guy? With their new boss. I'm not going to say this.

She was with a young kid who should be a... He had some problems. He was needed to... She was babysitting. Yeah. Can you act it out? No, no, no. Do me a favor. If you could grab your wrist with your same hands and bite your ear, that would be great.

We're not going to get canceled. I love telling people that. Hey, can you grab your wrist and bite your ear for me? And they're like, what are you talking about? Oh, get it. Oh. I don't know what else. Jack, what's a thing you're not thankful for?

You have not said anything. I said Burger King. The Burger King. Yeah, Burger King. I was pretty aggressive about that one. I've just piggybacked off you. We a What's a thing you're not thankful for You have not said anything I said Burger King The Burger King Yeah Burger King It's pretty aggressive I've just piggybacked off you We should've Yeah you're right

Maybe you should've told us I was thinking of like Texting you guys Be like hey Hey what are things We're not thankful for Give me five things You're not thankful for

I also put Craig Council down But I mean that's just me It was a little bitter I like how someone Spray painted ass on his sign. Really? Yeah. Because he has a park kind of by Shorewood,

because that's where he grew up and lived and stuff. And they just sprayed ass. I don't think you can be that mad at the guy. I think if we're going sport theme, what I'm not thankful for is the Packers draft strategy in the last 15 years. Packers draft strategy in the last 15 years. I'm thankful for a lot of things, man. Well, if you want to go the thankful route and you want to draw your hand turkey,

you can draw your hand turkey right now. I need you to draw a hand turkey too. Draw a hand turkey? I think I'm really just focused on that Burger King. I'm really focused on that. So Rachel had me. If you think of something you're not thankful for, we'll just throw it in there. But you guys eat straw hand turkey, and you are going to, in the fingers,

tell me five things you are thankful about, Judd and your Jack. And I want to read them. Okay. Rachel made me do this about my roommate, and I didn't give real answers, so don't feel like you need to give real answers. To give you an example, I said I like my roommate's hair. He gave me edibles, pays half the rent. He can't cook, so it's fun to watch.

And then he checks up on me, so one serious one. I was going to say he makes smoothies in the bathtub. Do you know what? I have to do every one of my birthdays. So I just turned 26. My hand looks so fucking big. And my sweet lady always goes, on your 26th birthday, what's the...

When's your birthday again? March. March, okay. What are 26 things you've learned this year? Ugh. I can't repeat from the last year. Really? Do you save the list no but

she actually sometimes writes them down but usually by the time we get to seven i throw a fit like i don't even know how to get to eight i'm done 26 things i learned this year i don't i mean i'm 27 so 27 things. Brandon's 29. Is he really? Yeah. And I saw that. I go, holy shit. We are doing way better than him.

Brandon, we love you. We love you, Brandon. He took a half day today and went golfing. My parents are going golfing. That's fun. Brandon, get the text. Thanks a lot. Thanks, buddy.

Are you guys done? No. I'm on two. It took me longer to draw my hand. Also, my hand looks massive. Also, make sure you put the feet in there because I got yelled at for that too. Make it an actual turkey. Put the feet down. Well, an actual turkey. Oh, shit.

Put the feet down. Well, an actual turkey has more than five feathers, but okay. Yeah, that's really true. Just because you grew up in the woods and you know a little more about animals. Turkeys are the most ugly animals there is. Do you think they're the ugliest animals? Have you ever seen a turkey up close? Not when they're fanned out. I would say most.

It looks like my balls, and I think they're pretty. Your balls touch your ankles. Shut the fuck up. They out. I would say most... It looks like my balls, and I think they're pretty. Your balls touch your ankles. Shut the fuck up. They do. I would say most... They're red hot. They're red hot. They look like you left detergent on them overnight.

Jesus. I would say most fish are uglier than a turkey. That's not true. Fish are beautiful creatures. What's an ugly creature? Most fish. Just the head of a turkey is the ugliest thing you've ever seen. What's your...

What would you say is a very pretty animal? What's the sexiest animal? What animal would you fuck? That's the only way you can take it. Were you there when I looked up sheep pussy on Brandon and my podcast? No. I almost threw up in my mouth. Because it looks so much like humans.

But it's just a big round sheep. That reminds me when you're in grade school. I'm like, dude, do you know what a blue waffle is? Look it up. You're like, what the fuck are you talking about? Is it like an Eggo thing? You're like, no. You put Beats Pen on a buddy's computer, so when they opened it up, it was just like,

choo, choo. Yeah. We did that to a teacher. You know what I haven't seen, and I don't think I ever will? Two girls, one cup? Don't haven't seen And I don't think I ever will Two girls one cup Don't Don't I don't think you need to

I'm curious But I don't think I could stomach it Just like they couldn't No they purposely didn't stomach it Yeah Oh god I'm thinking right now My throat's tightening up Alright

But I need one more Honestly this went faster than I thought it would. I thought I was going to have to delay for like 20, 25 minutes. Also, if you can't film next week, do you have time? We could just go a little longer tonight. You don't have time, do you? I think I do. We have to get our license.

Yeah, we do that on the car right up. My boss is right upstairs. If she comes down and gets me, then I don't have time. I'll help you pack. I mean, you could do an episode. Yeah. Oh, we could. Yeah, we do that on the car right up. My boss is right upstairs. If she comes down and gets me, then I'm out of time. I'll help you pack. Me and you could do an episode. Yeah. Oh, we could. Yeah, too.

Oh, yeah, that's fine. Fuck you. I'm closing the door the full way. Have fun with that echo. Echo. All right. Ready? Yep.

Wait, I have to draw the beak. All right. Who wants to go first? I'll go first. Do you want to go back and forth? You want to do all five? We can go back and forth. We can go back and forth. Let's start.

Thumbs first, or do you want to go pinky first? Pinky. Pinky? That's the way I wrote them. Let me guess. Is the thumb the best one for both of you? No, I just went with... The pinky is the first one I thought of.

Okay. Let's go pinky. Jack, I'm thankful for your mustache. Oh my gosh, thank you. Jud Jack, I'm thankful for your mustache. Oh my gosh, thank you. Judd, I'm thankful for your games. Jack, I'm thankful that you showed me the Tiki Bar. Oh. Yeah.

I've never been there, and now I drove by it the other day. I was like, oh yeah, the Tiki Bar. That's the thing. Yeah. I am thankful for your lights and your clipboard. It's just logistics. You're the most logistic person we have.

I'm thankful for your balls. I'm thankful for your ability to layer outerwear. It's layer season, baby. It is layer season. You are. You're good at that. It's also your thing. That's your look. It's a sweatshirt overcoat yep yeah jack i'm thankful for your comedic timing i think you're very good with it thank you i am thankful for your fun pranks you've pulled on

people such as your parking ticket extravaganza that's a pretty good one uh jack the last one i'm thankful for is you being on the podcast Oh my gosh I'm thankful for Your sneaky athletic ability Because you're always Playing some sort of sport That you leave us to alone

Oh yeah He flew to Cancun For the world championship Of wiffle ball We lost on a walk off It was I told Kuski that I told Kuski that. I told Kuski that, and he goes, why'd you even go?

Yeah, he could have made it. Yeah. Oh, God. That was good. That was good. Thank you, guys. Tell us what things you like about us now. Yeah.

Brought two hand jerkeys, fucking pussy. That was for Rach. Yeah. Thank you for Rach. Yeah. Thank you, Rachel. You made me feel good about myself. I hope Judd Field doesn't hurt himself now.

Cheers, Rachel. I'm thankful that you put up with that guy. What are you saying? Thankfully, you got him that hat because this is the first time

he's looked good in weeks. You said that. You said you liked that hat and then last time I saw you, I said the same thing. Yeah Yeah I like this hat a lot He's never taken it off He's worn it every time since

I've worn it two episodes in a row This is the third one This is the third one You wore it with him No I didn't I wore the orange one You wore that up here We said nice things about each other I wore the orange one on the other one No you. I wore the orange one. You wore that up here. You said nice things. We said nice things about one nice thing about each other. He wore the orange one.

I wore the orange one on the other one, yeah. What did I? No, you did not wear the orange one. No, you didn't wear the orange one. I put this back on because I'm like, I can't keep wearing it. The orange one was making me itch. But you swapped it back. I swapped back, yeah.

It was in my car. He brings two hats. It was just in my car. I assume you show her with a hat on. I do, yeah. I didn't wear a hat last night to the show. Yeah didn't i guess i didn't notice that he wore the same uh outfit as netta lickman though i did yeah we had the same shirt real close to the boat just like a bitch no i'm just kidding oh lesbian i'm just kidding it's very funny yeah no like it was the same exact color and everything it was like my squares were

just a little and he got to go before her yeah so it was like i transitioned halfway through and then when she got on i i look at him and i look at her and i look back at him and i go you're wearing the same shirt as me this has happened at voyager twice now where i almost waited for you to say something first one was when um shilpa talked to me i go just gonna say something uh and this one natalie walks in i go and i looked at her and i look down at me and i go this is safe for sure someone's gonna say something i'm like i kind of hope i go after her i have like something to like start because my biggest fear, I hate starting. Yeah.

I hate it. And if I got something to riff off of, easy. I'm like, I kind of hope I go after her. I made AJ take a picture of it, and I was like, put him side by side. I look ancient in the picture they took of me. Well, yeah, I think AJ's a green bubble guy. He definitely is. I don't know if he owns socks.

He's the only one to be. Yeah, he's the only one to be. I think actually, hang on, we can find that out right now. I have this. Let's see. Just text him poor question mark, and then if it's green. Oh, no, AJ Grill is a. He's an iPhone guy?

Yeah, blue bubbles. What a guy. What a guy. Him, AJ, and I had a meeting about them setting up their podcast and whatnot, and I was giving them all their like, hey, these are my recommendations. This is what I use. I'm like, so we need to get a guy. What a guy. Him, AJ, and I had a meeting about them setting up their podcast and whatnot. And I was giving them all. They're like, hey, these are my recommendations. This is what I use. I'm like, so we need to get a Mac.

I go, you don't need one. But I would know how it works. It's like $1,000. You think I can get one off of Marketplace? Probably get. I don't know. Dubs are diving again. Jen's selling one.

It's like from 20 years ago. Yeah. I watched the shorts too. His game is by far my favorite. Oh, yeah. A J, a grill or a J grill? Yeah, that was probably. And the way it worked out, like your guys' reactions after you. And you also gave real answers for each one.

You tried to guess what the next picture was. That's what makes it even better. That's when I realized that game specifically. I was like, I will never get anything right with Judd's games. Never. I was watching it and going, this is so out of left field every single one. I remember the first one, I was like, oh, that's good.

Then the second one was like, wait, what the fuck? We tried going left field. I was like, J-Lo hit by O.J. Simpson or something like that. It's grill. You're like, nah, what the fuck? And we tried going left field. I was like J-Lo hit by OJ Simpson or something like that. It's grill. And you're like, nah, it's Drew Flaggy smoking a joint. You could go so far. He would be so much further in a different direction.

It was an unfair game to play. If I went right, he went down. You were right. I want them. You said grill, and it was technically AJ's old car grill. Yeah, that was a good game. I like the shorts thing. The fact that I was surprised there's any views on those.

They might mainly be me. Yeah, I know. No, like the numbers we're getting on that is what I got when I started the podcast. I'm like, and I was happy with it. I was like, sweet. Yeah, what? That's my biggest stress now is making a thumbnail for that. Because I have a template for all our episodes. And now I'm like, I need to be creative with this.

It's coming out Sunday. Not flattering. For you, Adam. Me? I'll tell you it right now. It is a picture of, actually, the one that's coming out tomorrow. We look very nice. Yeah, we look nice. I i'm eating you're just kind of like staring into it you and brandon are feeding each other zins um and then the the shorts thumbnail is you and brandon feeding each other zins in like a battle arena and it was like z versus Rogue but then you guys each have

speech bubbles above you that's my new thing now and you say feed me and he goes yeah baby why is he saying yeah baby I mean I'm looking a fool that whole episode wait did he say feed me

yeah all shoes today I'll give him one sock I'll give him one I'll give them one sock I'll give them one I'll give you guys one Oh just kidding Barefoot I'll give you one Let it drop

Let it drop Let it drop Oh shit Someone You just edged someone I had to I had to I just gotta do it

From one person Well alright That should be good enough I hope one person loves it. Are we done? I don't think we're done, are we? What time is it? 7.45.

We're probably close. How long do we usually go? An hour. I don't want to go home. I don't want to pack. My dad's beating me. Have you seen I Think You Should Leave? Yeah.

When he, the zip line, where he like zip lines too much on this like dating show. It's like The Bachelor, he zip lines too much. And then they're about to kick him off and he goes, I don't want to go home. I don't know what's waiting for me at home. I don't know. And they're like, what's waiting for you? He goes, I don't know. He's done with all these. He only one who keeps using the zip line.

I don't think all those are funny, but some of them are just absolute gems. You've got to be in the right mood. So I was like just screaming all the time. You've got to watch them in spurts. You can't watch them one by one. No, yeah. Back to back, yeah. The last one I actually watched full was the drive-thru one.

50 burgers, 50 onion rings. I'm trying to do something. Do you think you could do a sketch show? Yeah, I have some sketches I've wrote and wrote down, but they're so silly. There's one I... That's good. That's what you want.

There's one that's like the antique road show and they're like very fancy but the guy who like appraises everything just drops it he's like

this is three three hundred thousand dollars and he just drops the plate and like they're like and then it just goes and it cuts to him

and another thing and like this table is you know and he just accidentally hits it. And it breaks. And then he just keeps doing it. That's like a fun sketch.

I also have one I think I talked about. It's somebody. I don't remember who it was. But it's about back in the day when they had like these big viral videos where the commercial was just them walking through their warehouse and seeing how everything was made in like one shot it was like dollar shave razor and like sasquatch soap and stuff uh mine would have been but for a sunflower seed company and it would be this is how you get seedless sunflowers and it's just a dude biting it spitting it into the bag

and putting it down the line there's another person spitting it into the bag and putting it down the line. There's another person spitting it into the bag and putting it down the line. The only one I've ever thought of, it's terrible, is Bill Cosby has a podcast. And his ad reads are like, my pillow. Brought to you by my pillow. You want the most comfortable sleep. I've thought of like a bunch Like I always have on my phone But I don't like ever do sketch

I don't want to take the time to This is annoying enough Annoying Whatever annoying to him Jack No I hate the process of setting this shit up Yeah she left you She took everything Did she leave?

She took everything She moved out now She took all the Christmas decorations. You'd be fine. She left you your sack. Wait, did she actually leave? She's out of here. Veve?

Gee? Veve? Gee? Jen, I? She's gone forever. She what? She's gone forever. Yeah. Here it is. That's funny. Y'all's new shoes are very tropical. Thank you. Jenai She's gone forever She what? She's gone forever Yeah

Here it is That's funny Those are your shoes Are very tropical Thank you Yeah I've never seen Those on you before No these are my

Slip on shoes I used to walk the dogs My These are old Yeah Are they from your Skateboard days? No they're from

My I'm going to dress More colorful To show that Let me guess You had those in Florida No I actually bought'm going to dress more colorful to show that I'm an ally. Let me guess. You had those in Florida. No. Actually, I brought them back here.

Oh, damn it. I bought these when I wanted to show people that I'm an ally. To what? The cause. For Jackson Pollock? You know the cause. Pee-pee to pee-pee? Pee-pee to pee-pee.

Vee-vee to vee-vee. Well, are you guys ready for a full-on Christmas assault? Yeah, dude. Look at all my... Those three bins right there are Christmas bins. That bin's a Christmas bin. That bin's a Christmas bin. That bin's a Christmas bin.

And then there's a Christmas tree behind it. I'm making my Christmas list right now for my parents because I still have to make a Christmas list. What do you guys want for Christmas? I want a toolbox. Okay, let's decide now. Are we doing... What is it?

White elephant, secret Santa? What's one of the... White elephant. No. You can't buy anything new, though. It has to be either made or found at your house. Explain white elephant to me. Yeah, I don't like that.

I'm going to buy you guys gifts. I'm going to find something weird for you guys that you guys are probably going to throw out right when you leave. Okay. He's moving. We're going to get something from his house. By the way, you inspired me. Have you guys. You guys are probably going to throw out right when you leave. Okay. He's moving. We're going to get something from his house. By the way, you inspired me. Have you guys liked my uncle Dennis?

You inspired me. Remember when I saw you at the Packer game? He was wearing his buddy's Jordan Love jersey. It was sick. So I went on a China website and bought one. AliExpress? No, that no longer exists. Finally came in.

Just in time, they're wearing those Vapor jerseys this weekend. Really? time. They're wearing those vapor jerseys this weekend. Yeah. What are the vapor jerseys? Just the gold lettering. Oh, the green. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are sweet jerseys. Yeah.

So his buddy had one, Jordan Love one, and I was like, oh, that's sick. And this was before the Packers started sucking. This is going to piss me off. It was right when they were like, okay, we might be okay. Yeah, but it must have swam over here. I don't have any Packard, like, besides this. And it was in storage at the time. And I was like, all right, I need to get some Packard stuff.

So I went to, like, I want to find something I'd wear again. So I went to, like, three stores. Finally found, like, a Walmart with a T-shirt that was, like, decently priced. Like, good, I'm going to wear this. And I get on the bus. This guy's like you should wear this jersey i go why the fuck did i go i just went to walmart 17.99 on this thing it was i think it was like 17 bucks was that or it was like and i was looking at it i was like this

jordan love t-shirt jersey looks okay and i was looking i'm like the 10 is not centered. The 1 is in the center. The 0 is over here. I have a Bob Tunyon one that looks like someone made it with a cricket and tried to sell it at Kohl's. You got it at AliExpress, right? No, I didn't. AliExpress was so big in college. People put it in the start of the year like, hey, we're putting it in an express order so we have it for game days.

Yeah, that's what we did. We are bros. We did that too. Everyone got like – that was when Giannis just first popped on the scene. Everyone's getting jerseys. And my buddy Josh was like, all right, I want to get a Jordy Nelson jersey. And I was like, that's sick. Yeah, I'd love a good Jordy Nelson jersey.

And he's like, all right, everyone gets it. And we like the stitched ones. We're all like suckers for them. So I'm like, all right, we get the stitched one. Every Giannis jersey, perfect. The only, like, they got the Darius Smith ones and all these other ones. And my buddy Josh got a Jordy Nelson one. And that's the only one they spelled wrong.

How do they spell it? Nielsen? Nielsen? Nielsen. The L is replacing the E. Oh, that's awesome. He still wears it to this day. You have to.

You have to. That's an iconic. One of my buddies. You got that in a Ray Finkel jersey. With the misspell. One of my buddies, his car was a Nissan Pathfinder. And you know, like on the back of it, it would say Pathfinder. Like if you were at Honda Civic, it would say Civic.

But on the back of his car, they had a typo. And it was Pathfitter. On the back of a car. He got his car off AliExpress. That's the most ridiculous mistake ever. Like, you're not going to go back and have him switch it? He goes, why would I? I go, that's insane.

They couldn't put the right letters? Like, it wasn it wasn't even like it was a space missing the end it was they just shifted the der yeah shit my my car when i got mine the license place plate holder was upside down so like west alice's upside down but i was like oh okay i'm never gonna change that my favorite thing on the back of a car though my mom she goes she got her a jeep renegade i was like okay this is great she goes should i get like the all blacked out version or should i get like just like the normal wheels i'm like does it cost any different she goes no i'm like get the blacked out version looks really cool turns out the blacked out version was the batman versus superman jeep renegade version my mom has the batman logo on the back of her car jeep renegade is so funny and my mom is driving

it's so funny that was like when the nissan rogue came out with rogue the star wars movie rogue one came out and they're like you you can get the Star Wars Rogue One. Get the Stormtroopers. Pictures of Stormtroopers inside your car. I was like, you can never finger anyone in this thing.

Honestly, if you get that, you're not going to. Dude, it's the most insane thing. I could never realistically drive off the lot with this and go,

this is the best idea ever. I'd be like, immediately regretting it. Yep, I didn't even recognize it. I go, you know that, literally the Batman Superman logo from the movies,

the bag you guys are going to be talking about. The DC Jeep Renegade. Superhero themed Jeep Renegade. You're a grown ass woman. It's so funny. Superhero themed car oh man mom you just

bought a house you're parking the bat it's got a bat game you just got a new bat game mom

I'm your host it's a spider man theme it's just red and blue all over that's marvel yeah I know

but that's why it'd be an issue it'd be a big issue if you had to drive around know, but that's why it would be an issue. Yeah, it would be a big issue. Okay, if you had to drive around in a car that's superhero themed. It would be Batman. Is it Batman? Yeah, Batman is the coolest car. Okay, get rid of Batman because it's going to be the coolest one.

It's all black. Yeah, it's definitely the sharpest one. I mean, the colors. You've got it outside. It's like Spider-Man. You've got the webs and all that shit. What's your superhero? It has to match the suit. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah it's iron man i think is the next best option it's

really close there but i also am really digging um green lantern like the black and like neon okay yeah what do you think the green lantern car is the key at soul i was gonna say like what did the green hornet drive whatever you know i feel like i feel like it'd be like a dodge charger not the green lantern because the green lantern i'm picturing like it has to match like the logo of the green lantern if i was to find if i was a nissan if i was a nissan choose a type of car i would shoot if it was superhero car i would choose captain america because it would just be a fucking lift-kitted truck. And I would be able to do anything with it.

Red, white, and blue with the shield on the front as a license plate. What do you think Aquaman's car would look like? Polaris Slingshot. What? The Slingshot. Oh, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about.

Do you know what the Slingshot is? No. I'm not I'm not Big into superheroes But It's Let's see It's your time though

You're like 42 What do you mean? I'm like When Stanley When you said I bought I bought a jersey in college It was right when Gianna Started popping off

I was like Oh wait He's been around It was after college actually Now that I think about it yeah when we were we were buying aliexpress jerseys it was like can we get the the retro alan iverson oh sweet that's where al cabane would be in yes yeah that's fair yeah we did merry jerseys was our our old one that we did and then now i, I don't know if I should say this. DHgate?

Yep, yep. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Pretty good stuff. Not bad. Not bad. They came, I mean, they had the Nike, like, they had the actual Nike, like, tag on it. You ever buy anything off of, like, Wish or, do you know what Wish is?

Yeah, I know what Wish is. Wish or, like, another one of those kind of things. Tumu or. What is know what Wish is? Yeah, I know what Wish is. Wish or another one of those kind of things. Tumru or... What is this Timu shit? Timu. It's like Sheen. It's like Sheen pretty much. But for me, I like...

You're a thrift guy. I'll do thrift. I just got a sick Badger shirt. I got a Sweet Packer shirt. I feel like you get... I'll go to a thrift shop. All right, let's see if I can find something cool. Never do. I found one shirt that I absolutely love.

The rest, I'm like, this is all disgusting. The raccoon shirt. That was thrifted. $3. Do you shop shop when you're going thrifting and you're going through each individual thing? I just go to my size. And then it's like, all right, what do I like? What do i think looks

good on me and i was i was at a thrift store the other day because i know months ago but uh there was people in there but like holding up items and be like oh how much could i get for this and they're like like in the middle of the aisle and i'm like fuck they're just picking through all the stuff if i go to thrift store i'll go to the golf clubs immediately. Because I've seen the videos where it's like you find a Scotty Cameron for like $2. It's like a $500. I'm like, holy shit. I know everyone does that. Have you seen the Callaway golf bag one?

It's the coolest fucking bag. Yeah, it's a bag. It's so sick. You don't even golf, but it's the coolest thing. By the way. When's the last time you used those? I know a guy. Last summer.

I know a guy that his whole set is made up of Goodwill clubs that he found. So I had Rachel's show go through shopping, and I was like, hey, look for clubs for me. And she's like, okay, show some of your pictures. I'm like, that one looks cool. And she found a putter. I can't even. I've looked up the brand. Can't find it. And she's like, I think i got it for free

i'm like cool got it she stole it i sent it back she stole it she stole it she uh so i get it back from north carolina and i was like you know what i'm gonna i think it'd be fun to build a bag like you said with yeah i got it re-gripped. I got the, like, old brown leather stuff on it. Dude, the thing, it fired. Like, it's – the old clubs, there's no give to it. It just rifles right off. It is like metal on metal thing. It's just like nice, soft – oh, that's 400 yards down.

Yeah, I got to – I got to club in my bag because I somehow lost my pitching wedge. I don't know. Some drinks happen on the course. You let me lose the club here and there. So then I was needing to go, so I just went to the nearest Goodwill, grabbed the closest thing I could see that said P on it, and I was running because I was running late.

closest thing i could see that said p on it i was running because i was running late and it's a club that just so square that as soon as i hit any type of grass it just cuts into the ground so i'm like right next to the uh i'm like right next to the fucking hole just trying to chip on and it just cuts a big beaver belt and plops it onto the green i was like shit who uh i have a few questions now i wanted i'm not gonna go back to the superhero stuff we can't later golf wise for you who is your favorite golf person to watch oh i don't mean my buddy's talking about this all time um i love rick shields until he fucking putts he's the worst putter I've ever seen in my entire life. He's never made one putt. Go back to all his videos.

And he goes, just lag it up there. No, he's never made one putt. Just retake the video, Rick. Just fucking, it's not live. You edit these things. Just get one where you make it. But then my guys I actually love Is Busta Jack

See I love Bob Doe Sports It's the equivalent of us three went golfing And we're like Yeah We getting drunk? Sure Let's go have a time Two of us suck

Joey Cold Cuts Yeah Although three of us would suck And It's just fun I think those are like The most real Like golfers I think, on the internet right now. Besides, obviously, the professionals.

But this is what 90% of the population does. And they put out a video recently where they have the shot tracers. But then they also have divot and club tracers. That's so funny. Bobby had one. There's three that go. He tossed the club. The ball went like six feet, divot 12 feet. They're just like, all right, cool.

I love that. It's fun. Taking it too seriously. I saw one where basically the guy hit the ball and just like they showed the tracer hit off the tree and bounced back. That was hit him. I was like, that's so funny. Imagine like watching the video and be like, all right, because you have to move the tracer. And it just hits off the tree. It's very fun.

I mean, they're back. And it just huts off the tree. It's very fun. All right, immediately back to this. Also, I go for people that I think, like, oh, you should. They should have a camera on you. Yeah. A friend of mine, he's one of the funniest people, just off the cuff, just randomly. Like, if I'm right by the green, if I'm right by the green and I skull one, he'll go, interesting choice to do a bump and run there.

And I'm like, that's so funny. But that's so common golf banter, or it's like you're lining up a tee shot and it falls off, or you accidentally tap it. You're like, that's one. Something like that. Yeah. I was going to ask you, this is more up his alley. Something like that Yeah

Yeah I was gonna ask you This is more up his alley Who Realistically Do you think You could portray As a superhero

Like if someone's like Jack we're casting you As the next Whatever Who do you think You realistically Could play Star Lord

Guardians of the Galaxy Yes That's perfect Probably Yeah Can't be too serious. What about you? Oh, fuck.

I've seen two superhero movies in my life. He'd be like the tech guy that isn't actually a superhero. Oh, he's the man, but like the third movie he gets his own suit and he looks really fucking cool.

Yeah. Oh, man. I don't even know. Who would I be? Probably maybe Deadpool. You could do that, yeah. Just deadpan the whole time. Yeah, real sarcastic.

Yeah. Gets shot, but still, like, you know. I like Deadpool. That kind of hurt. Yeah. Robin. You'd be Robin? Yeah.

I think I'd be a great Robin. I think I'd be a great Robin. I'd say this all the time. I honestly think I'd be a great Robin. Well, your mom's Batman. I'm sure my mom's Batman. I'm short. Perfect. I think I got a little bit of an attitude.

You look really good in some tights. No, because you go, I'm short. I'm perfect. That's all it was. Or he even said his next one. That's it. End of quoting. I'm perfect.

I'm short. Perfect. The best. My favorite line in the last episode is Brandon at the end of this being like, what is my ideal height? And you and I both go both go well how tall are you he goes well i'm six two and you guys start arguing over your height and you stand up and i look at judd and i go they're cut off aren't they you can't even see the top of their heads

he goes no not even a little bit and i go you know who we should ask this question to me and he goes yeah there are so many more numbers it's true like who cares if you're six two and you're like what's my ideal height that's like someone be like watching you eat a hot dog you're like are you ketchup or mustard guy no one gives a fuck no one cares no it's like no it's not's not. It's really not. Your height would be a good question to ask. Yeah. Because I think he said 6'4". No, he said he was 6'3 or 6'2".

Which, if you're 6'3 and 6'2 and you're like, what's your ideal height? I wanted to kick him in the dick. Yeah. And I'm at punching level. He's not that tall. We checked that out. Who was taller? I think we're the same height. But he said he was... I think he said he was 6'4". He's got that tall. We checked that out. Who was taller? I think we're the same height, but I think he said he was 6'4".

He's got lifted shoes on. It might have been the Canadian tuxedo. It does make you look bigger, like a bear. It's his birthday today, so he's growing. It's his birthday today? It's a growing brother. It is his birthday today. Say happy birthday to him.

You're his old co-host. We stole we stole you no we just stopped doing the other one yeah i don't think let's be honest we stole you it wasn't like i was in the middle of doing it with him and then i came over and did this no it was we stopped doing it and then you started doing it and i was like sure i'll come over okay here's a question he's like let's start it back up again you can only film on one day Wednesday and I was like hey we're filming at 6 30 he goes hey we're filming at 6 15 whose podcast are you showing up to when you move I'm not answering that question I don't want to make anyone feel so. All right, so ours. I'm going to show up here as Brandon. Brandon had a lot of fun when we did ours.

The problem is that we had like eight in the bank that have never seen the light of day. I've done three of them. I'm not going to show up anymore and not have it go. And like no attack on him or anything because he was the one doing all the editing, kind of like you are now. But I was like, I'm not going to go do that

for like two to three hours every week and not see something come out of it so that's fair i cannot wait for the day by the way road to a thousand this is what i'm gonna ask you guys i need four weeks of just really trying to promote this just to get to a thousand and then I can pay. 1,000 subs. Subs. We're a bunch of doms. Come be our sub. I'll show you my hair. Cut that. That was good. Yeah, I mean, like the fucking pod, subscribe to the podcast.

I have started. Different accounts to subscribe to be our competition. It doesn't do much, but now I'm at work, and I put the Anytime Fitness Google account just in the corner, and I'm like, all right, we're putting the Bat Chance Summer on replay. It's on replay. Because one of the requirements is we need like 3,000 watch hours in the last year, and this year I've been terrible at doing this podcast up until you two what are you talking about we were great this

summer i said up until you okay um you did stop doing it for a little bit didn't you well i stopped after the surgery and then i just got sick of asking people to do it and then i was like i enjoyed doing it with you christmas time And then when I was done with surgery, did it with you, did the Avery thing for a while. I was like, I just can't find a good fit. And I was like,

all right, this is good. And we're, we're what? 19 weeks. You've done this for no, this is, this is 20 weeks right now.

This is our 20th. This is week 20. Holy shit. It's crazy. It's a lot of weeks. Our episodes can buy beer next episode. That's true. They're so old.

We should get hammered for our 21st. All right. We are almost at 100. What are you going to do for your 100? What are we going to do for our 100? Yeah. I'm going to ask you 100 questions. That's fine.

You guys want to just grill? You're going to do it with 100 finger hands. 100 things I've learned. You can do that. You can just grill me for 100 questions. No, I want to do something fun. I would like to do it in person. I'm not doing a virtual one for 100.

Where do we are now? What are you at? we'd have to look i was i was trying to do that because you're like you're close and i go am i you are and i know i'm close like relatively speaking i'm like in my head i'm like i'm eight weeks away that still seems We are, I want to say five away. Five away. I told Rachel that. I was like, I'm almost at 100. She goes, that's crazy.

I go, yeah, how much time have I fucking wasted in my life for a choosy? Hey. It was a cool, it's cool-ass. He actually just got a very cool sponsor. He did a partnership. Congratulations. Hey. It was a cool, it's cool-ass. He actually just got a very cool sponsor. He did a partnership. Yeah. He's perhaps the, if anyone's a fan of lacrosse,

the sport, not the town, the, like, face-off guru of the league. Like, all the sports. It's like,

we go to Greg's or a line. They got him. I was like, oh, that's great. He to Greg's or like they got him. I was like, Oh, that's great. Cause he's just going to do a little spot. I'll just be happy, but be happy.

But that's awesome. I was happy for him. It was sweet. Pay us, pay us money. Yeah. If anyone wants to sponsor the podcast, we'll do live feet wiggling video.

Yeah. We'll do live ad reads with our feet out. We'll do an entire podcast where we just show our feet. Our faces aren't in it. We'll talk. We do sharpie faces on our big toes and we have them talk to each other. Yeah. Our pigs will go to the market.

Should we do a live thing for episode 100? Fucking pisses me off. The last time we did a live show, we always got kicked off of TikTok, dude. Well, we can't openly drink. Well, I'm not going to secretly drink. That means I have a problem. By openly drink, I mean this is fine. We can't have Bud Light cans.

It's because TikTok's Republican. No, they're straight. Also, I was going to ask you. That was my question. I told you I was like i i need a i need a tag for the new joke i told you about that right yeah yeah what the have you ever given a republican a box full of fake news what is that equivalent to the i love i love the box part because I thought of the actual square. That's what I thought of it. Have you ever given a Republican a rectangle of fake news?

It's just like saying what the phone that you gave him. That's very funny. But I want to equate it to something to keep it like the one, actually like what he looks like. And that was on the spot. It's like a fat kid on a diet with a box of donuts. And I was like. It worked.

It worked. It worked, but I didn't like it. Because it's one of those where I could be so weirdly specific with it. And I don't know what it would be. And AJ looks at me and goes, yeah, you could. And I'm like, you got an idea? He goes, no. Yeah. know what it would be yeah and aj looks me goes yeah you could and i'm like you got an idea he goes no yeah i mean it you can also tie it into because you did it right after the window part yeah so you could also tie a little bit in that you know well because you did the bugs thing was

that before or after it was before i like the new joke i really the bug thing we did well yeah um because because it was repetitive too and that had all circles back all circles back is repetitive so if you want to bring that back in you could because it did well that's why i was like oh if he hits it again i worry that and this is just shop talk i so i tie in the bugs and the heat all together like a circle to leave this circle and come back to the circle doesn't really seem cohesive you're making a figure eight dude yeah it's an infinity symbol snowman because it's fucking christmas time i like i like the two boobies giving him a box of fake news yeah i like

that too it you can also equate it to that's going to keep him busy for a good yeah three four hours yeah that one's going to keep me up for a while. Yeah, and then you can also write a joke about conspiracies. I mean, I've been trying to write a joke about how I want to start a Facebook page that only tricks old people who think everything's real on Facebook. Like, do you want to heat up your Hot Pocket quicker? Put a spoon through it in the microwave. It's just like insane stuff.

What is the craziest conspiracy? Like, the one I heard from my dad recently blew me away. And I was like, dude, you are going insane. Like, you are going. So you know the sphere in Vegas I already love it I already love it The sphere in Vegas

By the way Insane It looks incredible I'd like to go The Netflix cup they have Or they have like whatever Like it looks fake Shit like that

Somebody goes Yeah it's so incredible Like That technology He saw this somewhere else whatever like it looks fake like that somebody goes yeah it's so incredible like that technology he saw this somewhere else he doesn't necessarily believe it um because that technology they're gonna start putting on the bottom of planes and to make it look like the enemy is bombing us, but in reality it's us bombing us for a different agenda. I was like, holy fuck.

Why don't you just paint your plane? Yeah, yeah. Why don't you just take one of their planes? You could just get an enemy plane, yeah. No, we're going to fake it. We're going to put a series of televisions. Her bombers. Oh, it's incredible.

He said that, I go. Honestly, also, if I see a plane bombing me, I'm not gonna look at what the... I'm gonna be like, you know what? I think that's Japanese. Oh, that looks like the enemy. I'm gonna tell you what. I don't know what an enemy plane or our plane looks like any way different. Also, how often are you looking up?

Also, I'm not gonna look at the bomb coming at me. I'm going to be running. Oh, that one glitched out. That's definitely us. That's a TV. There's just a TV on here, so we're okay. It's not a bird. It's a plane.

It's the sphere in Las Vegas. Is that a Burger King commercial? The burgers are $30. It's a $28 bomb. Whopper, whopper, whopper. I'm going to call Guskey's mom quick. She'll save us. Get a Batmobile, mom.

Get the rogo. Let's go. Oh, man. That's so wild. That's an insane conspiracy. Some conspiracy theories are so goddamn good. They always revolve around planes, too. You guys believe in chemtrails?

My dad sent me one. It was when Hank Aaron died. And he goes, see the COVID vaccine. And I was like, Hank Aaron's... Our dad should hang out. Hank Aaron's

100 years old and also was back in the day, Joe Camel Cigarettes, he was a spokesman for them. I think that has to do with more. I think lung cancer got him, yeah. The reason that he passed away. The COVID vaccine in air quotes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The COVID vaccine. Yeah. That's what my dad sent me. I'm not kidding. I'll be on the couch next to him and he'll be like, did you see what I sent you? I go, literally just turn your phone around. We live together. Just do this.

And it'll be AI-generated or a cartoon version of someone has a podcast. It'll be like, news reports are going gonna pay you two thousand dollars to get micro chipped or i'm like yeah don't buy into this shit i'm not the amount of time like i don't think this is a real person i i've had to tell my parents not to post the facebook doesn't have rights to take my photos and i'm like you're just helping people scam because they will search that in their search bar and see all the posts. Those are the people who will scam because those are the people who will believe anything. Exactly.

Exactly. Yeah. I love fucking with scam people. Here's something I am thankful for, but also not, the spam calls I get at the gym. Oh, my God. Hello, is this Lawrencerence yeah no i'm like well can we uh can we talk to lawrence where's uh the people calling you from where they yeah what's that accent what's chicago my favorite is i can hear the call center every time i'm like i hear nine people behind you

like uh do you have tvs in your building right yeah we do he goes how many I'm like I don't know I'll do a different number every time I go 26 you're like oh okay my you look into there's they're from Chicago TV there right it's a different person every time Canadian Because he's wearing denim Actually yesterday I had someone call me back And he goes Hey is this Josh

I go No Well I called you earlier And they said the manager was Josh I go No this isn't Joshosh and then it clicked i was like oh my god i remember you i told you my name was josh he's calling me back he goes who are you i'm like i'm the manager of the gym goes no josh is the manager of the gym i go

uh josh got fired uh it's me now and he goes what's your name i go jack josh baby so funny he goes josh below his how many tvs you got i was like 92 he goes okay do you process credit cards ago we do he goes can we get your information i go you can't and just i love fucking with the the spam i i was like when you go like stores and like there's like the spectrum people there trying to sell you stuff i feel so bad for those guys too i know it's a terrible job they got the and they thought that they were in gonna get a different sales job they thought they were gonna be in some sweet marketing firm but they did not get

the costco chasing me down while i'm eating samples of pizza. Beef stroganoff, yeah. And I'm just like, no, not interested. And they're like, what kind of satellite service do you have? And I was like, whatever you guys are is what I have. All right, leave me alone. Stop talking. You're not selling me on this.

No, any job board where you see like, oh, and you might need to go to a few trade shows, you're working at Costco. That's what it means. It's like you're working at Costco. That's what it means. It's like you're working at Costco. Yeah. Rough. Well shit. I actively avoid those people who are at like Target. Oh yeah. Put my head down and walk.

Can I interest you in some Verizon Wellies? No. Absolutely not. Like why not? Because I already have. Yeah. Also not going to get it from you. I'm not going to wait until some guy at a mall Absolutely not Like why not It was because I already Wanted it I would have gotten it already Yeah Also not gonna get it from you I wasn't gonna

I'm not gonna wait Till some guy at a mall Told me to do it I had to take it to be real I had to be real Can't be fake It's 822 Should we wrap this up

Wrap it up We're gonna have a podcast and a half. Yeah, well. Then you don't have to do one next time. Subscribe to the channel. We're on the road to 1,000. Road to 1,000. If you would like this to look significantly better,

get us to a point where we're getting paid. More feet. More. Cusky. More. Jack's mustache. More games. Road to 1 Thousand.

Can we be honest? I want less feet and more people who actually like us. Yeah, can we have less feet people? No, I like the feet people we have, but can you share it with your other friends too? Yeah. Like, hey, we'll also do stand-up comedy for you. Come on to shows. Us three.

Us three will go on tour. Yeah. In Europe. I haven't done any comedy in a year. Have fun watching my show. Has it been a year? Well. Close. I'll be in

Eagle River. You're moving all next week, correct? I'll be in Eagle River. I'll be in Wausau. Then back in Milwaukee. I'll be in a tree stand. Yeah. And he'll be in Eagle River. I'll be in Wausau. Then back in Milwaukee. I'll be in a tree stand. Yeah. And he'll be in a new house in Tosa.

No, because it's coming up the next week. Yeah, so he'll be in a new house in Tosa by next week. He's moving this Friday, aren't you? Yeah, he will be. Next Friday? Okay. Technically, yeah. Yeah.

Who do we want to replace him This is going to feel weird Our first Christmas episode isn't going to have 50% of the Christmas spirit Because Judd's Jewish Yeah he doesn't celebrate He's Amish I don't think he's even

I know Judd celebrates Christmas Remember they open their presents on Christmas Eve I won Just won No I know, Judd celebrates Christmas. Remember, they open their presents on Christmas Eve. I won. Just won. No. We'll talk about Christmas stuff. I have some Christmas stuff we can do.

Yeah, I can do Christmas for hours. We're going to bring you candy. So, if you have a Christmas bar in mind, let me know. I was just at one. Let's start asking. Okay. Should we ask Cam? Dude, it is like. So real quick, the camp, you know, the bear camp,

after my Christmas party last year, my roommate and I, we brought like our whole party there. We were there for 25 minutes, and my roommate's girlfriend tackled him into the bear, took the bear down they're like you guys need to go yeah why i go because everything is down right now yeah that checks out that checks yeah camp is like you you walk in there you're like i feel like you're like a chicken that's what i like that's what yeah stop breaking my stuff dude shut the Shut the fuck up. Stop it.

I have to move all this. If it's falling apart in the middle of the move, it just can take more. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Guess what I'm not putting on your hand, Turkey? Athletic ability. It's my left hand.

I'm ambidextrous. All right. Let's get out of here. Thanks for watching. Peace. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.