Fat Chance Podcast - The Boys of Fall #2

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

We may have gone a bit overboard on the fruit snacks this episode... Jack and Michael learn a new language Judd may be getting dumber by the episode Get your Chewzie TODAY! https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy

Yeah, that means conjoined twins is what you're looking for. Siamese is conjoined. Oh my god, one is sour. Which one is a sour one? You're supposed to eat them both. Siamese is a language, right? Suck it. No, that's Japanese.

Japanese. And Chinese. Vietnamese. Your girlfriend heard you say that and she thinks you're a racist now. Yeah, that's... Well, first of all, you're both saying it wrong. It's conjoined twins. Let me give it a go.

Who are the people that look like they're glued together? Sign me. Well, we're a machine. We all brought our own beverages this time. This is strange. We're well prepared today. We are. This is a big day.

We gave Judd the hands-free mic. I don't know if I like it right now. I feel like I can't move my neck as much. If I'm being honest with you, in the camera view, the plant, the green chair, it's very modern. You do look like you're giving us a millennial business talk out of a coffee shop right now. You do look like you're hosting. We'll see. Synergy is a big word that we like to throw around in our...

All right, Darrell Cochran. Synergy. I don't know what it means. It's semantics, though, which is what the meaning of words mean. Tell us something about Jews. Also, words... You say about Jews? Semites.

Anti-semites. Semantics. I always thought they were related to Jews. Yeah, but semantics I thought were Jewish terms. So that was, I didn't read the

back of the cereal box on that one, but I'm glad to be caught up to speed. I did wear my most fall, because of the

Boys of Fall, or what? Yeah, we are the Boys of Fall. The Boys of Fall. You can be with the Boys of Fall. You can be with

the Boys of Fall, dude. I'll suck a tear right back on you. I will cry. Holy shit, dude. Holy shit. Why, because of that me with the boys of fall, dude. I'll suck a tear right back on you. I will cry. Holy shit, dude. Holy shit. Like, is that song or what?

Yeah, dude. I just remember me and the fellas putting our bodies on the line for one greater goal, you know? Yeah. Senior year. Senior year. I just remember whimpering after my last senior game, and I'm just being like, man, I'm such a bitch. I didn't put my heart on the line. I didn't put my body on the line like I should have.

We had a coach at the start of our senior year football season. We practiced next to this giant brick wall, the school. And with chalk, he drew this giant line. And part of it was like childhood. And then a little section highlighted in yellow was your senior year football season. After you go into manhood? It has to be it. Kind of.

And then the rest was empty. And he goes, this is your childhood. And we're like, great. Middle is like, this is what it's all about, this yellow portion right here. And the rest of this time, you're going to be talking about this yellow section. And we're talking about it now, but. It's not half wrong. Not half wrong. Transition from senior football season to. And we're talking about it now but it's not half wrong not wrong it's a transition from senior football season to and we're all looking i'm like i yeah i can't wait for this season to

be over i love how he made your senior year like a quinceanera like you become a man they're putting all you guys up on chairs afterwards but no senior year football i was that was wild as soon as that was over, I was like, I'm going to be a drunk now. And I've done that ever since. I didn't touch a drop of alcohol until after that. We went to state. We're not getting into this football conversation. We're not doing it again.

It's going to be way too early. Yeah, I was happy when the season was over. Sad because we didn't win, but I was like, you know what? I'm over this. I'm good. We're done. We're the boys of fall. The boys of fall.

No more. No more. Fall boys good. We're done. We're the boys of fall. The boys of fall. No more. No more. Now I'm the fall boys. Fall boys, yeah. We'll do fall boys. I'll change it. I'll change it. Fall in boys? Fall in? Because we can't be fall boys. That's true.

I guess we're the fall in boys. We're all fall in boys. We're the fall in men. Because we did pass that yellow section. We did pass it. Yes. Yes, we did. Who wants to kick

their shoes off first? Yeah, how are we supposed to kick them off? I think, well, we don't have a camera on all of us, so I think we just go by height,

so I'll go first. Okay. I'll just... All right. Theme music. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do We're really playing into this. That was a Mario theme. I don't know what that was, but it was... That was the Mario theme song I ripped off, too,

when I did it the first time. Oh, yeah. It was. Yeah, it was. All right. I'm going to take mine off slowly. That was nice. Thank you.

That was nice. I went deep into it. Let's just keep it away from the computer. I know. That was nice. Wow. Deep into it. Just keep it away from the computer. I know. I'm kicking him back. I'm waiting for it to just turn off. Oh, shit. That's bad.

I think we're still good. I think we're still good. How are our levels? Our levels are still good. I hope that did it for somebody. It did it for somebody. It did it for user 92345. We're only six minutes into this recording and someone's already came. I did watch your episode.

It's great. I loved your episode. You guys were great. We never think we do good. We felt naked. I know. You guys were very like, we need you. I was like, no, you guys are doing great.

I mean, you did talk about poop a lot. We did talk about poop. For a lot of it. We did talk about poop. I was telling, no, you guys are doing great. I mean, we did talk about poop a lot. We did talk about poop. For a lot of it. We did talk about poop. I was telling Judd how he said, you actually pooped your pants and went to a meeting? I said, yeah, I actually did. That was a real thing. I cleaned off my underwear and went right to my meeting.

But there was another time before that where I went and took an exam and got a 47% in college in my pee pants because I peed the bed. Do you ever think you just maybe shouldn't share some stories? What's the point of having these stories if you can't tell anyone? Fair. I thought it was just sweat. Do you have a game already? Because I want to do something before your game.

Well, you guys on the last episode, you did – we're doing scores of the football – or who's going to win. Do you want to know what your record was? Yeah, I like that. Okay. Because we were not going to save. Do you want to know what your record was? Yeah, I like that. Okay. Because we were not going to say who won. I liked it. I liked it a lot.

All right. So I'll start with Jack. How do you think you did? I would say. Out of 16 teams, out of 16 games. Okay. So five. No, no.

Seven out of 16. I got right. So you went seven and nine, you think? Yeah. No. Seven. Out of 16, I got right. So you went seven and nine, you think? Yeah. Okay. Kuski, how do you think you did out of 16? Nine and seven. Okay.

Jack, nine and seven. Oh. Kuski, ten and six. Yeah. Jets was the decider, wasn't it? No, it wasn't even that. It was the Cardinals versus whoever the fuck they were. Commanders.

Commanders. And he told you that all these people that were out in here were like, Cardinals. Yeah, that's what you guys went. Yeah, you did double down on it. I'm like, Kyler's not playing. Yeah, Cardinals. For sure.

Dude, you can't trust in the Commanders, dude. They're a garbage organization. We should probably go for this next week, then. Dude, you can't trust in the commanders, dude. They're a garbage organization. We should probably go for this next week, then. Yeah, we should do that. Let's do it next week. Okay. Here we go. So the game.

I need visuals. I need visuals. All right, here we go. I need some logos. This is the Fallen Men, the Boys of Fall, our predictions for the week two 2023 NFL season. That was very official. I like that.

Minnesota at Philadelphia. Philadelphia. I'm going Minnesota. Okay. Green Bay at Atlanta. Green Bay. Green Bay. Las Vegas at Buffalo.

Buffalo. Buffalo. Baltimore at Cincinnati. Cincinnati. Cincinnati. Baltimore. Seattle at Cincinnati. Cincinnati. Cincinnati. Baltimore. Seattle at Detroit. Detroit.

Detroit. Chargers at Tennessee. Tennessee. We're going Chargers. Chargers too. Chicago at Tampa Bay. Tampa. The Bears are trash.

I'm going Bears. I'm going Bears. Dude Dude I talked to a bunch of Bears fans this week After that game And dude they are heartbroken I worked with this guy who Was a big Bears fan And I like didn't know it And I was like kind of talking shit a little bit And he was like

You know I'm a Bears fan right And I was like yeah And it turned into like a 15 minute thing Of like fuck the owners Fuck the team I was like alright we're on the same page I don't know why They got They were the first pick Yeah, it turned into a 15-minute thing of like, fuck the owners, fuck the team. I was like, all right, we're on the same page. I don't know why.

They were the first pick. They were the worst team in the NFL. And for some reason, they went into this year and be like, this is our year. They do it every year. Yeah. Just what a blind confidence to be a Bears fan. Kansas City at Jacksonville. Is Kelsey back?

Kelsey is projected to be back. Kansas City at Jacksonville. Is Kelsey back? Kelsey is projected to be back. Kansas City. I'll do Jacksonville just for the sake of it. I'm doing Jacksonville as well. Indianapolis at Houston. Indianapolis. Indianapolis. Houston. San Francisco at the Rams.

San Francisco. Rams. I got San Francisco. Giants at Arizona. Giants. Giants as Francisco. Giants at Arizona. Giants. Giants as well. Giants. Jets at Dallas.

Dallas. Jets. I got Dallas as well. Washington at Denver. Denver. Washington. Fuck you. Denver.

You know who's out in Denver? Miami at New England. Miami. Miami i got new england in that one uh new orleans at carolina carolina new orleans and new orleans as well and then last one cleveland at pittsburgh cleveland yeah i have cleveland as well all right we'll see we'll see how we do. I love it. All right. So what did you have for us? So it's been a minute, okay, since it happened, but that Kusky Guarantee came through. Oh, really? Oh, I did see it on Instagram. And then some.

So I would like to present to you what you think is a Kusky guarantee and then what really is a kuski guarantee okay so talk amongst yourself while i go get the gifts i don't know what that means there's a lot of fucking shit in that okay okay yeah this is this is extensive it is an amazon package it's a couple of there's a lot what is going there's a lot i wish i was on this episode mom time to tune in so i gotta find which box it is but my mom's a fantastic woman yeah and when you think like oh kusky guarantee i saidarantee, I said, oh, she'll find the candy. Okay. Within, I don't know, five minutes of the episode, she goes, got it. I'm going to need some more screen time though. So I have an Amazon account with my family.

Would you like some twin snakes, sir? First of all, we all need to try twin snakes. Oh, we got a lot to try. Okay. So here's one for each of us. We really want it. Or just pass that over to him. Here we go.

Okay. So we only need to open one bag, but here's twin snakes. Twin snakes. One sweet, one sour. You just did. Now. I'm sweet. I'm sour.

All right. Should we try it first? Or would you like me to dive into what makes my mom insane? Let's go to the insane part first. These Siamese snakes. Can you remember everything we talked about food-wise in that episode? Because I'm about to jog your memory. No.

Okay. So we just kind of went over we love fruit snacks. So she goes, let's just start with the basics. And here's a 40-pouch container of Mott's fruit snacks. Not even close to done. I did say I like the Welch's brand, so here's a giant box of the Welch's fruit snacks. Jack, hold it for us. What else did we mention that was a good fruit snack?

Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo snacks. Here you go. They are a really good snack. They're a good snack. So that's bag one, okay? That's just bag one. By the way, six packages showed up to my

building. Now you have just more to move with. No. So we... It's like if I weigh him down with fruity treats, he won't move. I'll stick with the fruit snack theme You know what you mentioned you liked Weirdly enough

Arizona fruit snacks First of all Real fruit in those Talk about them There's real fruit in those So If you like fruit snacks And be like

Oh this doesn't really taste like fruit Those actually taste like fruit So we got some fruit snacks But guess what Not done Alright Wait You know what kind of Sharks Do you know we got some fruit snacks, but guess what? Not done. All right. Did you find the sharks? Do you know what kind of fruit snacks Josh likes?

Sharks. Let me show you some sharks, baby. All right. That concludes our fruit snacks section of this. Okay. Did she get you mangoes? No. No mangoes because she heard I boughtes? No, no mangoes.

Because she heard I bought six of them. So we don't need them. Josh also mentioned he's more of a chocolate guy. Oh, yeah. So we have some white chocolate pretzels. The Flips brand specifically for Josh. He sent us a picture of those. Yeah.

So I told him, hey, if you give us a boost for the tournament, you're going to have to come back on and eat some Flips. The Flips. So she went over. Oh, sorry. I fucked up. Well, there was more fruit snacks. Dinosaur, baby.

Dinosaur fruit snacks. I didn't even know if those were even talked about. Oh, they were. Because I like them. But those aren't the ones I like. But she found dinosaur ones. Those aren't the ones he likes. No.

This is when. Because you're a teammate. This is where my mom goes above and beyond. So the top. This is. This is. Yeah. No. This is where my mom goes above and beyond. So the top – This is – No, the next stuff is above and beyond. This is where she like really listens. She goes, this will be fun.

So we talked about the top of the episode. Oh, I think that was my last trash bag. So here's a container of trash bags. Citrus and zest. Glad. Force flexed. They're the good kind. They are the good kind.

They are the good kind. I was like, hey, you could have sent that earlier because I went and bought trash bags. Now, what was the theme of that episode? I don't even know. Prison. Prison. Okay. Here's a backdrop to make mug shots on our own.

So we're going to have to make mug shot pictures before we leave here. That would be very funny. Do you want this? Yeah. Do you want the garbage bags? Yeah, we got to load up here. We're just going to show the Kuski Hall. Okay.

Wow. This is insane. Two more things. Two more things. The other thing we talked about on this episode, and then we'll get over this episode from three weeks ago um what it would be like to own a hobby farm and i was like i think ducks and goats would be cool and chickens were too hard and your chickens like stop laying eggs and all that so here's a bunch of figurines of farm animals

if you would like to uh build your own hobby farm, practice before. That's for Jack. They're already painted. I have no use for these. And then finally, this is really for Josh. And it's in case of emergency, some band-aids if he

needs to tape his mirror to his wall anymore. Bravery bandages because, you know, brave little boy being naked and afraid. That's so funny. Those are great band-aids. So I would like to send my deepest thank you to my mother for not one, not two, but a lap full of gifts.

A lot up to my chin, a lap full up to my chin. But all you can think about is Twin Snakes right now. I like PlayStation 5s. I like a Ford Bronco 2023. If you would like me to take some of this, I can. That is insane.

That's wild. Did you think it would go that far? The detail. you're like saying stuff and i was like did we say that i did the same thing i opened the the mugshot thing i go what is this she goes so you can take your own mugshot because you couldn't find yours i'm like holy shit that's so it just doesn't end all All right, we've got to try the twin snakes. You've been talking about it. All right, yeah, you have to try the twin snakes.

So one sweet, one sour. I don't know if you guys heard that. So I'll open my bag because I'll give you guys. I like the blue and the red. Those are my favorite. It is a blueberry and black currant. Well, we'll give you the bags to take home because these are yours. All right.

Oh, they're like next. They're Siamese. They're next to each other. I thought you were like, stop saying Siamese. That doesn't mean anything. Is it because the eyes are so close together? Siamese twins. Yeah, that means conjoined twins is what you're looking for.

Siamese is conjoined. Oh, my God. One is sour. Which one is sour? You're supposed to eat them both. Siamese is a language, right? No, that's Japanese. Japanese.

And Chinese. Vietnamese. Your girlfriend heard you say that. She thinks you're a racist now. Well, first of all, you're both saying it wrong. It's conjoined twins. Let me give it a go. Who are the people that look like they're glued together?

Siamese. It's conjoined. I'm going to go crazy if they come back with anything other than conjoined twins. Siamese twins, I googled. Conjoined twins, also called Siamese twins. I googled conjoined twins also called Siamese twins. Two babies born physically connected to each other.

You're welcome. Boom, bitch. It's crazy. You type in Siamese and conjoined shows up. And then right underneath it said also called Siamese. Your phone's broke.

So we're both right. Look up glued together people What is coming In a Umber's factory First of all What do you think of A snake Okay I gotta try the one

Sweet one They're good I taste more sour than sweet But I like them What one's the sweet one I thought they were gonna be like Or dash on the middle Dash on the middle

I thought they were gonna be Chinese finger trap You thought they were gonna be Cat dogs No they were Yeah I thought they were going to be Chinese. You thought they were going to be cat dogs. No, they were Siamese. Yeah, I thought they were going to be cat dogs. They were Siamese. I thought they were going to be like Siamese, but like tip to tip. You thought they were going to be like touching tips? You know like how gummy worms are like half yellow, half blue?

I thought they were going to be like that. No, they are Siamese. I want they were going to be like that. No, they were. They are. I want to try some other ones. Yeah, just start opening them. Glue together people. We have gone downhill. Oh, I want to play the hottest game show in America right now.

What's in Judd's choosy? Which apparently choosy has been off the wall. Yeah, good for you choosy yeah uh go get yourself one i don't know if it's in order but what do you guys think is in judd's choosy today how shameful would it be if it was twin snacks would you like an arizona fruit snack uh yeah would you like one? What's in Judd's choose, you guys think? Do we get any hints? I went candy. It's candy?

It's candy. Is it always going to be candy? For the most part. I like to have some candy on me. Not diabetic, but I will be. I want you to shake it. Yeah, it's... Well, it's going to give it a kind of...

Sour Skittles. Ooh, good guess. Peanut butter M&M's. Ooh, worst guess. It is Laffy Taffy Bites. Interesting. So they're without the, they're like new, but without the... Any packaging on it or jokes.

Oh, like the... Yeah. Like the unwrapped Hershey Kisses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like these have to cause a problem for someone. No, the wrapping is a big problem. Can we have one? Yeah, you can have one.

Pass it around. Thank you. This podcast is just going to turn into a food reveal. Yeah. I want one red, one blue. Thank you. Thank you. This podcast is going to turn into a food reveal. One red, one blue. Thank you. Thank you. Those are pretty good.

All right. What's your favorite Laffy Jaffy? Banana. I'm just kidding. That thing fucking sucks. Disgusting. That sucks. Banana even sucks with runts, too.

Runts sucks. Runts? Who the fuck is eating runts? If you eating runs if you ever had you've never ate run dude you wanted to spend a thousand dollars on a gumball machine all they have is runs yeah that's the most i would say the most there are no no there are no runs in a gumball machine there's runs in a runs machine there's runs in an empty gumball machine in the three like tiered one it, it's runts, Mike's, and probably gumballs. Or Skittles or something like that. Or maybe M&M's or something like that. Have you worked at a Toys R Us?

I did work at Toys R Us. Oh, yeah. That's probably why I said it. Were you the giraffe? No. Ironically, they wouldn't let me because I was too tall. Fuck you. And ever since I left, they went downhill.

Now there are kiosk and Macy's. No, I'm pretty sure they're done. No, there are kiosk and Macy's now. It's just like a random... It's basically a cardboard sign that says Toys R Us, and there's just toys and Macy's. You should let me be the giraffe. When you worked at Toys R Us, if you saw a grown-ass man or a grown-ass little man like me come in

and just start getting every gumball out of the machine, how long would you watch him before you reported him to management? How many gumballs? How many gumballs? I wouldn't report you to ship because I'd be in the back playing on my phone the whole time. I don't know why they didn't make you the giraffe. You seem very dedicated. The piss-soaked mascot costume was a mantle of honor over there.

You're right. Wouldn't be your first piss-soaked costume you've worn. Those are my street clothes, dude. It's not a costume. You guys ready to play a game or what? Yeah, we are. These are great fucking fruit snacks, by the way. I do like them, yeah.

On par with Scooby-Doo. I know. Yeah, they're great. Actually better than Scooby-Doo. I like how firm they are. Yeah. Like the dinosaur ones that I didn't get. All right.

This game's like a fun game. You're going to go against one another, okay? Are we going to fight? I don't think you're going to fight, but it's going to be see who's quicker on your feet. Oh, me. Look how big he is. I have a glass ankle. No, no, no.

Like, mentally. Oh, no shit. I'm too explosive for my own body, so my ankles dislocate frequently. So it's a word association game. All right? Pumpkin pie. Shit.

That's what I was thinking. I haven't even started yet, and you both are already going to be awful at this. I know. We'll start with Kuski first. That button is freaking me out, though. It's supposed to be red. It's supposed to be on. But why is it blinking?

That's because you're talking into it. He's laughing into it. Watch. Talk again. You're talking to the other one. It's not blinking. Because we're why is it blinking? That's because you're talking into it. He's laughing into it. Well, you're talking to the other one. It's not blinking. Because we're not plugged into that. Oh. Talk. Talk.

I'm talking. Well, I thought I heard it with my shoes. This is why I set everything up and you sit there. I sit there. I did extend that light post. Yeah, that's true. Let's get to the game. All right.

So I'm going to put a minute on the clock, and we're going to see how many one-word answers you can start with this letter. Okay? And it's got to be quick. Okay? So there is 10 in a pack. Okay? We'll go two rounds.

So I'm trying to get these 10 answers? Yep, with the one letter. So it has to start with that letter. My heart's beating really fast right now. Does that make sense? No, not really. Word association. Start with the letter I'm going to give you. Oh, okay.

No, no, no. You stay silent. Shut the fuck up. He does one, I do one. Yep. So I'm going to give it four minutes of competition. So if he gets 10, he gets 10 points. If he doesn't get 10. Okay, but everything starts. You stay silent. You shut the fuck up. He does one. I do one. Yep. So I'm going to give it four minutes of competition. So if he gets 10, he gets 10 points. If he doesn't get 10.

Okay. But everything starts with the same letter. First of all, I need a pencil. Well, we don't have pencils here. Rachel, can you grab me a pencil or a pen? A pen is on the coffee table that moves. It's just going to float in here. There it is.

Don't get in camera Bye Absolutely not She hit the towel over her shoulder Our producer is making us Apple crisp right now She's wearing an apple crisp cape Alright

So your letter For Michael Kuski Is gonna be C Okay C for Kuski Alright And I'm to be C. Okay. Okay? Yeah. C for Kuski. All right? And I'm going to say one word, and you have to tell me something that starts with a C. Okay.

Okay? Something you wear. Coat. Cool. Drink. Car bomb. Place. California.

Girl name. Place. California. Girl name. Catherine. Boy name. Cody. Profession. Chiropractor. Describe someone. Cunt.

Tea. Body part. Cunt. Food. Carrots. Animal. Cat. Woo!

40 seconds. The Michael from Gross Department was great. You just got scolded, dude. That's good. 40 seconds. All 10. That was pretty good. 40 seconds? All 10. That was pretty good. Jack, do you think you can beat it?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So for Jack Sarasoli, your letter is going to be H for ham. Ham. Ham. All the same questions? Ready? Go.. Anthem. All the same questions? Ready? Go.

Food. Ham. Boy name. Hanson. Girl name. Hannah. Profession. Hand model.

Nice. Describe someone. Handsome or anthem. Body part. Hand. Hand. Animal. Elephant. Elephant.

Hamster. Place. Amsterdam. Hamptons. Drink. Ham smoothie. Ham smoothie. Ham smoothie. I don't know.

I don't know what you drink. Wear. Wear it? Something you wear. Helmet. All right. Something you drink. Ham smoothie.

I'm not going to give it to you. Hand smoothie. How the fuck do you not say hams? Idiot. I said ham already. No, hams. Oh, hams. I already said ham.

I didn't want to say the same word, but hams. I'm sorry. I think my answers to that were great. That was way worse than C. I don't know. You had a hand and hams. You had a hand for everything. You were going down and you were so good.

And then once you got the ham smoothie, you lost it. All right. I'll come back. I'll come back. Okay. We doing this again? We got another one for you. Fuck yes.

Give me a Z, please. By the way, I like the back talk. We have gone to Amsterdam. Amsterdam was pretty damn good. Just a city full of hamsters. Just smoking weed in the red light district. Someone make that. Throw on mushrooms.

I survived. Petco, get on it. You did let him say the C word twice. I'll beep it out. Yeah, well, someone did not like it. We need to crack that door a little less. My mic was off that whole time. I'm just kidding.

All right, here we go. Another minute on the clock. Kuski, your letter is F for frat boy, which I just read that being in fraternity lowers your grade point average by at least a letter. Oh, you're right. Make it two. But adds your wealth by like $36,000 or something like that.

Really? Yeah, something like that. I make $36,000 a year. You'd be at zero if you didn't be in a frat. All right. You should donate. Letters F. F, okay.

Minute on the clock. Bunch of new words. Body of water. You can pass. Pass. Country. Pass. Dessert.

Dessert? Flan. TV show. Friendsessert. Dessert. Flan. TV show. Friends. Job. Firefighter. Philanthropist. Movie.

Finding Nemo. Expression. Fatigue. Famous person. Frank Caliendo. Frank Caliendo. Frank Caliendo. Color. Fire red.

Okay. Sport. Football. Body of water. He brought you back to the top. Yeah, pass again. Country. Why am I blanking on this?

Finland. Finland. Body of water. Fresh. Water? I better get an assist out of you. I'm not going to give it. But it was right.

I would have gave it a fresh body of water. I was thinking specific. I was like Atlantic, Pacific. I would have gave it a fresh body. Yeah, fresh body of water. I was thinking like specific. I was like Atlantic, Pacific. It was like Lake Fishigan. I was like fat. Fat lakes. All right. That's a nine out of ten.

So what's the score? 19 to seven? It is. No, you got nine. I got nine. You got nine in the last one. The only one you didn't get was drink. Hot toddy.

That's what I was telling you. That's what I was telling you. No, you don't do that anymore. No. Or hams. Two hams. Alright, Jack, your letter is going to be D for Diesel I broke his pinky He did listen to the episode

He did Diesel Alright Expression A minute on the clock D's nuts D's nuts Diesel. All right. Expression. A minute on the clock. Dessert. Deez nuts.

Dessert. Pass. TV show. Devil. No. Pass. Body of water. Pass.

Sport. Country. Denmark. Color. Dark brown. Expression. Darn it. Job. Dentist.

Movie. Pass. Famous person. Dana Radcliffe. Dessert. Pass. Famous person. Dana Radcliffe. Dessert. Pass. TV show. Ten seconds.

Pass. Body of water. Denmark's lakes. Sport. Pass. Dancing. Dancing. I'll give it to you. Honor them. Sport. Pass. Dancing. Dancing.

I'll give it to you. Honor them. What's a D dessert? A Danish. A donut? You know, he has the answers already, so don't let him talk down to you. A Danish? I don't have answers on this sheet. A donut.

Donut. Donuts are breakfast food, not a dessert. That's bullshit. You know it Donut. Donuts are breakfast food, not a dessert. That's bullshit. You know it. Okay. TV show? There's a lot of them, I guarantee it. Or the one you said, oh, that's a movie, and then waited, and then went to the movie,

she's like, pass. Yeah, no, that's a movie. Oh, we did a movie? I said movies down here, and you're like, pass. Oh, I thought you... Devil inside. Yeah. Good point. Deep Blue Sea would have been a good one. down here and you're like pass oh i thought devil inside yeah point deep blue sea would have been a good one uh also you could have said the dead sea at least catch fuck what's devil wears prada it's a d oh i know it's a d but is it a movie or show it's a movie

that's what i thought you said i think it's a tv show now too i think they well i got the, I got murdered. I'm going to tell you right now, Jack lost. I got murdered. I got murdered. Yeah, Jack got 15, and then Kuski got 19. That's just how the cookie crumbles. I did give you some goddamn great assists.

You did tell him Frank Caliendo. Yeah. Yeah. And then he just said Frank Caliendo. Yeah. I did give him Amsterdam, and he didn't use it. Frank Caliendo. Yeah. Yeah. And then he just said Frank Caliendo. Yeah. So. I did give him hamster dam and he didn't use it. Situationally, situationally, you did a poor job of being a good friend in that.

Just so you know. I loved to think about hamster dam. It's just hamsters like in the red light district. They're all in wheels. They're all in wheels. Or balls. I saw a video of an otter today. Just putting things in a pouch. You know that otters hold things in a pouch?

What? It's like a fatty tummy. It's just a fatty tummy. And they just put things in their fatty tummy. What? Like a kangaroo? It's like a fat guy watching NASCAR. And they put their beer here.

Oh. And that's what Oscars do. That's a pouch? I was thinking like kangaroo. Not like like that they're not a marsupial stop saying words like you're smart all i know is i wasn't in a frat and i did lose letter grades and i do make thirty four thousand dollars a year so i did something wrong you should be losing money i can't i was not in a frap i didn't think they would want me they never do yeah yeah you gotta make them want you yeah i didn't do it my freshman i didn't do it my freshman year i was the guy i was like i'm not gonna pay for my friends and then i got really drunk and ended up at one of the parties

and there are kids on my floor who were in it from freshman year like you should do this and one of the kids went to my high school like i'll try it and then i just went to the events because free booze for three weeks and then i was like uh one of the nights was steak and cigar and i kept telling um apparently that's the night they like ask you to pledge and i kept telling all of a sudden i look around and everyone's gone they're just like picking people and send them to the basement to go party. And they're like, congratulations,

you have a chance to make it. And then that you party. And I'm like, where is everyone? I'm going to go home. And I kept telling everyone, we'll go home. Like you shouldn't do that.

And finally they're like, this is why. And I'm like, Oh, okay. Makes sense. Maybe don't let me go last. How much steak could you guys like,

that's a lot of steak, right? It's a lot of cigars. Yeah, that could you guys... That's a lot of steak, right? That's a lot of cigars. Yeah, that's a lot. I don't know if I even ate... I don't think I ate any steak. How do you like your steak done? Done and given to me. It would have been nice.

I did have a cigar. We had to dress up like shirt and tie. Shirt and tie? Did you wear a belt? No bottoms. I've never owned a cigar. We had to dress up like shirt and tie. Shirt and tie? Did you wear a belt? No bottoms. I've never owned a belt. I'm not even wearing a belt right now. Wait, you don't own a belt?

I own like three. What was that, like, putting on a belt is the sign of being professional? Yeah. I almost wore my work clothes today because I didn't know if I was going to have time to change. I almost came in and I was like, I probably shouldn't do that. I would have looked really fucking goony. Yeah, and your poopy pants.

I don't want to see that. Well, I wouldn't be facing the camera. My butt wouldn't be. But I would have been so penguined up and then just been hanging out here and cussies not wearing pants. Do you have to wear a suit and tie to work? What do you have to wear?

Business cash? Business cash. Do you wear that to work? No. Yeah. I would love to wear that to work. Sometimes I wear that to work what do you have to work for business cash business cash do you wear that to work no yeah i would love to wear that to work sometimes i wear that to work but that's only when i'm on the the sites yeah this is more dressed up than when i wear for work yeah it's probably true you were also working not probably it is you work at a gym yeah don't tell people that seats yeah you tell people that all the time. There's money

on the bathroom counter. I live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. There's free apple crisp in the kitchen. Yeah, Rach, where are we at on the apple crisp? He meant that in a more respectful tone. What's that? Zesting the lemon? Is that on Apple Crisp?

We're having lemon crisp. Does lemon go on Apple Crisp? I can't read from there. She just flashes the phone like, see, idiot? I was like, I can't read it. Okay, okay. She's good at baking. Very good.

Are you a better baker or is she a better baker? Oh, her, hands down. She's good at baking. Very good. Are you a better baker, or is she a better baker? Oh, her, hands down. Now, if you ask me. She's scientific. So cooking. You have the feel she's scientific. Cooking, yeah, that's me. Okay.

Because cooking is just throwing shit in a pan realistically, but baking you have to be very exact. Where did you learn to cook? The pandemic and YouTube. Yeah, I just get bored. Started smoking meats. And. I just get bored. Started smoking meats. And then you just. Yeah.

When you never get that steak you're always trying to get that steak. You know what I mean? I've been chasing that steak since 2017. He puts himself in his room blocks.

He just smokes so many cigars until that steak. That's how he smokes the meats. So it tastes like ash. That's funny. Do you think you can catch one of these in your mouth? Yeah. Yes. meats. It tastes like ash. That's funny. Do you think you can catch one of these in your mouth?

Yeah. Yes. Okay. Are you going to throw it well? Yeah, I'm going to throw it well. I don't know. I pitched last night. Oh. I hit you right in the nose. Alright. I should have caught that one. Oh, that was a bad one. That's going to be there for

That one's going to be there too Until I move out So where are we moving to? I just applied to a Denver job Actually So we'll see Hopefully they you know Fingers crossed

They sent something back Because I'm officially Certified now Yeah Isn't that kind of nice For Denver work For anywhere work The gym is no longer My security blanket

Wow Yeah I wouldn't You know Probably shouldn't say How legit I mean it's a legitimate Certification But it's not

Like I didn't go to school That long for it People are like Hey I want to work out How about you just Work out with me On Saturday morning I don't know I'll probably be pretty drunk

Oh that workout was miserable on Labor Day I loved also in the episode when Jack's like Alright if I'm going to have to do something I need to get a beer in me You like his My hangover cure Just get drunk again That's not. You're like, my hangover cure, just get drunk again. That's not it. You're just

chasing the dragon. Always chasing the dragon. You're just pushing the bail down. Well, here's the thing. You wake up after a rough night of drinking. We're just going to hear it again. Just start drinking again. If you get aggressively drunk, you're probably going to wake up a little drunk.

You're on the come down. All you need is one to get you back up and level you off. But then you come down later. The hair of the dog, if you're still drunk in the morning, it's quick. You don't need much and you're like, I'm back, baby. It's the shampoo effect. It's the shampoo effect.

It's the hair of the dog. It's the same thing. Yeah. Oh I think it is. I don't I would also where do those sayings come from? I don't know hair of the well you I thought it was like the dog You bite the dog that feet what bite the head of you? But but like the dog eat dog world Is it da WA-W-G or D-O-G? I don't know.

My D-O-G is losing all of her hair right now. Which one? The new one? The new one. I think that's not good. Yeah, it is. It is definitely not good. Does it have L-P?

My vet sucks. Fuck you, Dr. Matt. Also, you call it Dr. Matt? Matt's his last name? It's weird. I feel like I'm talking to my preschool teacher. It's insane. He goes by doctor and then his first name?

Yeah. That's what all of them do at the vet. I like that. Because they're not real doctors, right? Well, they are. No, the vets are real doctors. It's what, dentists that people say aren't real doctors? No, chiropractors.

Chiropractors. My future father-in-law is a chiropractor. You're nothing, Mr. Genevieve. Mr. Genevieve. Yes, my vet, I should have gone with my sweet baby girl to the vet with both of our dogs and

had a rough experience. Not rough. He was actually just fine. But experience. But of our dogs and had a rough experience. Not rough. He was actually just fine. But experience. But then, like, our dogs are losing all of her hair. All of her hair. And now I'm frustrated with him, so now I'm only communicating to him because I'm a D-O-double-G. Is it alopecia?

Is it, like, Jada's appearance? I don't know. If she loses all her hair, I'm getting rid of her. She's ugly already. And that's a life motto. No, she already looks like she got smacked in the face with a door because she's got a huge underbite and a crooked jaw. Did you notice that when I brought her?

No. This is her face. Honestly, I forgot the dog was there. This was her face. You move your face all the time. And then if she's bald on top of it so what did what did the what did the doctor say apparently it's because she's not in her preventative medication but last time we brought her in right after we adopted her he said she was up to date and so we go so technically it's your fault

she's not up to date because you said she was and he goes well he goes it would have happened either way and i go well then what why are you telling me it's because she's not in this preventative care this is the most bananas thing he's younger than me and definitely has no idea what he's doing because if i start talking to him he starts to get a little bit frazzled i think he's new he's fresh out the fresh out the gate of school he's a sweet guy just figuring it out but goddamn my if my dog turns bald in the next month i'm going to attack him he's gonna do like a john wick thing but she's she's healthy like she's fine she keeps playing stuff but like she's like losing all her hair and like probably every five hours my sweet baby girl will call me she goes it's getting really bad

and it's like every five hours ago yeah you said that a little bit ago. I know. It's just more clumps of hair. I know she's still losing hair. So I'm a little bit worried for her, but she'll be fine. I'm glad you got that out. It seemed like you were bottling that in for a while. Honestly, you want my opinion? I don't like that you backpedaled on your anger against him. You were rightfully mad at him, and then you're like, but you know what?

He's just trying to do his job. You know what? He's just trying to do his job. He's just trying to do his job. He's just trying to do his job. He needs to hear it. He heard it. He heard it. He heard it.

But he's just trying to do his job. Is he Dr. Matt on Instagram? I don't think so. I'll tag him in this. Dr. Matt on Instagram. I don't think so. Or is it on X? Do you think that he tells people he's a doctor?

A hundred percent. He says he's a vet. Doctor first name? No. Every doctor first name is like, I'm a doctor. Yeah. Well, every doctor is doctor first name, last name. Yeah, but my doctor growing up was just Dr. Hartman, not doctor.

I don't know my doctor first name. But I think it's a vet thing. Mine was Dr. Thomas. Are they looking for attention? Because, I mean, they're not really getting it from the dogs because they're – Because they're shooting them up with needles. Oh, and another thing. They gave my younger dog cheese while they were giving her

shots but they didn't give brew cheese while he was getting his shots and brew deserves cheese i do like brew and brew deserve fucking cheese a lot of cheese there's a really good goddamn dog he's probably the best dog i've ever met my entire life so if anyone deserves cheese. It's him. My other shit eating dog does not deserve cheese. I'm sorry. Maybe the cheese made her lose her hair. Thinking about it, Dr. Matt. Dr. Matt definitely subscribes to the podcast. What if he's a foot guy?

Ooh, Dr. Matt. That would make a lot more sense because he seems focused on so many other things when we're in there. Is he always looking down? He's always looking down. He's like, wait, do you know what my feet look like? Also, should we talk about the socks? Ooh, Dr. Matthews. That would make a lot more sense because he seems focused on so many other things when we're in there. Is he always looking down? He's always looking down. He's like, wait, do you know what my feet look like? Also, should we talk about the socks? We need someone to buy our socks.

Someone buy these socks. Someone buy this freshly. Your socks aren't in there yet. No, because my socks were requested out. They did not want my socks in there. Also, put your bleached black socks in there. They're blue now. Put them in.

I'm starting to think they just don't like you. First of all, also, I'm the least likable on the podcast, per se, someone in the kitchen. I think she just likes how stupid he is. I present stupid. I don't know when

she's listening, when she's not. She's listening. Rach? Yeah. No, we're good. We'll't know when she's listening, when she's not. She's listening. Rach? Yeah. No, we're good. We'll tell you when you're older. Don't worry. We're talking about a different Rachel. But no, it's one of the last comments we got.

It was like, I love seeing you two together on the last episode. I'm like, no word to Judd. None. Just me and Jack together. It's like both you guys in the same shit. It's just me and Judd. I just wanted to see the playlist of all the episodes. I'm not in.

So if you guys have made it this far into the episode, if you could comment no Judd or hashtag no Judd, that would be great. And let's see how many people really like you. It would be 45 minutes of poop talk if Judd wasn't here. I know. Well, yeah, I've been waiting on those fruit snacks for a while i've had those since we went to um tiki bar oh really yeah i'm like and you didn't bust those out after we came home no i said i made mac and cheese it was damn good mac and cheese i had pictures on my phone

i took pictures of you making the mac and cheese and the whole time he was like a proud dad yeah i was like i'm gonna show i'm gonna show my sweet baby girl how good this mac and cheese looks because you can learn how to do it. And it's just you in front of just a pile of cheese going like this. And you're not even cooking. You're just like. So fucked up. We were hammered.

Allegedly. That's what I was going to say. I woke up and I was like, what are these pictures? I go, oh, God. They got immediately deleted good I was like if Jen saw these pictures on my phone

she'd know I was fucked there was so much cheese in the counter there was a lot so much cheese in the counter I woke up like the undertaker

at 7 o'clock in the morning I was like I have to go do chores and then like folded all the blankets and just left. He left me a note that said, bye-bye, thanks for the memories. And I woke up at like 7.45, 8. I'm like, I'm going to go see if he's good.

And he's just gone. Everything's folded. I think he did some of the dishes. I love a very early exit. Love it. Oh, yeah. If I'm going to be hungover, let me be hungover at my place. I don't want to be hungover at yours. That's a weird place. Love it. Oh, yeah. If I'm going to be hungover, let me be hungover at my place. I don't want to be hungover at yours.

That's a weird place. I agree. I agree. I just thought like- I reached for Mr. Shelf 45 minutes after I left. Just sanding it down. It was so ridiculous. I was like, I know I have chores to do.

I got home and just like, we have projects we have to do. Here they are. You're like, I can't even see straight. Do you have like a list on the fridge? No, I just kind of get told. Okay. I always thought like when I get't even see straight. Do you have a list on the fridge? No, I just kind of get told. Okay. I always thought when I get older and I buy a house, it's going to have a list on the fridge of things I need to do. Because crossing it off has to feel so bad.

I feel like you kind of look forward to having that list, don't you? Mowing the lawn? Oh, dude, I love a good... I hate mowing the lawn. I'm trying to write a joke, but the older I get, I'm now watching people mow lawn online. SB Mowing on YouTube? Yeah, and I don't even own a lawn.

What am I doing? You can start mowing the grass patch by the lake. What are you doing? I'm practicing. I'm getting a house soon. It is fun doing projects, though. It is a lot of fun. They benefit you. What's the new project

you're doing well I just finished the shelf the whole day that I spent before we went out was like me cleaning the garage

I used to hate it as a kid because my dad would be like grab the big broom and I just had to sweep the whole thing the garage wasn't yours as a kid

no but this garage also isn't mine I'm leasing that garage. So I was like, I just got to clean it out. I'm going to take care of it. And the whole day I was having so much fun. I was just listening to music or podcasts. Had a couple of bush lights, you know, like the boys.

Because, you know, got to get back to equilibrium. That was before we went. Also, are you just using the top of the koozie? It's called mini shoes. What would be your, if you're being a grown-up, what would be the number one chore that you're looking forward to? I think mowing the lawn. I love a good mowing the lawn.

Just sitting on a riding lawnmower is nothing better than just putting patterns into the grass. So the riding lawnmower is. The riding lawnmower is. It does make it better. I do love that. And I was also pretty good with a weed whacker uh pretty good on chore project because there's a there's a difference like i i look for yeah chore probably mowing the lawn or cleaning the garage mine's cleaning the garage yeah yeah

garage is fun i mean like i also grew up on a dairy farm so like our chores cleaning the garage. Yeah. Absolutely. Garage is fun. I mean, like, I also grew up on a dairy farm. So, like, our chores, like, the garage was never swept out. It was just a garage that we put vehicles in because it wasn't extended to our house. Yeah. We had a farmhouse. And then the garage was across the gravel road. Ah. Yeah.

Because it was a big garage and it had tractors and everything in there. And we'd park one side of it. I don't know why you like mowing the grass. Oh, dude. You rode tractors. There was just so many tractors. But it's also so much lawn. Back to his roots.

Yeah. There's so much lawn. If I had a riding lawnmower, I think I would enjoy mowing the lawn. But the shitty push one I had was just miserable. You didn't have the self-propelled one? You actually had to push it? Yeah, dude. Why not in Franklin?

You didn't have the self-propelled one? You actually had to push it? Yeah, dude. It went on Franklin. I'm sorry, my mom doesn't buy me 84 different types of fruit snacks from a podcast. Your mom also makes you go to Christmas in September.

That's why I had a pushing lawnmower. There wasn't even blades on it. I just had to follow it up with my teeth. He just pushed lawnmowers. Scissors. Test, truth. I got it, it's actually I got my license taken away is because my dad was gone and my mom was worried about the rain and so I had to did you not have a roof no no for the lawn she's like if it rains gonna be

hard to harder to mow the lawn harder to mow the lawn It's going to be harder to mow the lawn. Harder to mow the lawn. Get up there and patch that hole. Mow the lawn upstairs. Get wide. Get wide. Get the buckets.

He's got to put all these buckets. Dad's gone. It's going to rain. Normally he puts the tarps out. Were you homeless? No. I was like, Dad's gone. You need to mow the lawn. I was right before football? No. I was like, Dad's gone. You need to mow the lawn.

I was right before football practice. And I was like, Mom, it's fine. I'll mow it tomorrow. No, it's going to rain. It's going to be tough. So it's 15 minutes before football practice when she tells me that I'm about to leave. And so I'm sprinting through the backyard

with a fucked up lawnmower just trying to mow the lawn. It looks like shit. And I start driving back to, driving to football practice, flooring it. I'm going like 70 in a 40. And I start driving back to driving to football practice. Flooring. I'm going like 70 in a 40. And state trooper

pulls me over. And I knew I was going to get a ticket. And I look at him and go, hey, this is the boys at fall talking. This is the boys at fall talking. I look at him and go,

hey, I got practice to get to you. So just make it quick. I know I'm getting the ticket. Come back. Gives me like, and it's, when you first get licensed,

it's like double points. Gives me like an eight it's, when you first get licensed, it's like double points. Gives me like an eight point ticket. That's 16 points. License gone. I get that ticket and I go, well, fuck. And it just signed the record.

Just panicking. Like, I hold the ticket. I'm like this. Okay, you have to tell my mom about this. This makes her scared. So yeah,

I lost my license and then, because you had to mow the lawn. Yeah, that's the whole point. That's why you don't want to mow the lawn ever again. Correct. Actually, if I'd have ridden lawnmower, I think it would have made time. When it starts to rain, do you get flashbacks? Oh my God!

Lawnmower kicks up in the neighborhood. My mom was stupid for thinking that meant anything. Do you have a lawn now? No, I have an apartment. It has a garage? It's like a garage apartment. There's like six units and so we're on top of them.

It's like a condo. Yeah, I get that. Condo style, I would say. Okay, fair enough. What's the project then you want on your house? I know mine and easy. What project would I like to do? You go first then. I want a pole barn What project would I like to do You go first then I want a pole barn

But I want Like a big one You have to explain what a pole barn is What the fuck is that How do you not know what a pole barn is Cause I actually own a regular barn What the fuck's a pole barn So a pole barn

By definition I own a real one Yeah Just a barn A pole barn I say Is what most people think is a barn um giant garage door you can drive kind of right through it so basically just to park you can park a bunch of cars in the outside i want a two-story it's like pipe dream kind of thing but i want a pole barn and that it's like a yeah consider it like that it looks like a think Consider it like a shed. It looks like a barn. Think of it like a shed house.

Oh. I'll pull it up after this. You're going to need a picture. So where's the pole coming? I don't know. Is it pole or pole? You can like maybe pull up the garage door kind of thing. Pole barn. Yeah.

I was thinking pole barn. Yeah, no, just a bunch of poles. And then I got jacked, stretched out over the top as the roof and you get the tarp that or like build your basement a good a good living basement a golf simulator in the basement oh yeah yeah there you go now you're tickling no you don't want basement because the ceilings are gonna be too too low you're gonna want to do outside in my pole barn you're going to outdoor shed in pole barn yep in the pole barn yeah that An outdoor shed with a golf simulator? Like a Barn Dominium kind of thing.

I always fantasize about a den because I love watching some football. Are we 45? We are. I mean, I am. That's what happens to us. That's what happens, though. You're just excited about projects. Yeah, the few beers.

Your mom sent you fruit snacks. We're like, let's go build some Legos. We're fallen boys, man. It's just hitting us. Fallen men. Fallen men. Fallen men. We are young men. That sounds like we're injured in combat.

With a fall. We're all just wearing grunt-style shirts. Next episode, we'll be in Ghillie. How do you got to work on the barn? Get that pole barn, oh man yeah how long is this episode i don't know what was your project what was your project uh the gulf simulant i would love a good gulf simulant in a shed or a den i would love a like den just just like um define a den theater like a theater style bear den no like just downstairs theater style with a huge coach that you just fall into and it has a bunch of like vintage packer memorabilia around there you are you are you are dad. You're my father. I've got a couple of bins I've got to get rid of. Dude, I know.

Sir? What's your project? My project would be to have a one-bedroom, one-bath in the backyard. And that would be where... A guest house. Yes, but that would be my goal to build it because my goal is to eventually start my own contracting consulting firm. So I want to practice doing a small scale. But that would turn into probably where I would live because Genevieve would get sick of me.

Like a tiny house? Yeah. Like an A-frame? It would be a guest house. But I would probably pack it full of my shit that I wanted. I'd probably put my computer in there. I'd probably make a good hangout spot for the guys because it's always, especially with her, she's very finicky when she sleeps. She does not like noise.

And so our current spot is a good layout for it because the bedroom's all the way at the end. But at our old place, our bedroom was right next to the living room and like i'd have guys over for like ufc fights or like we'd all hang out and like play nba 2k um and it would like literally keep her up and she's not very good at like falling asleep and like things are happening so my goal would be to move that outside so like then it doesn't matter yeah um and so that's why i really want to do it because i could have all of my bells and whistles all the toys out there like if I'm on a project I want to paint like it doesn't affect anything so listen like music or like a video or something so what I've learned is we all want to build something that

gets us away from the missus hobby garage yes golf simulator a barn that you can draw those like tiny houses or or the people that live in it? And then they show on Instagram, and you're like, oh, that would be so fun. But then... I think that's a cry for help. It would get annoying five seconds. Every time you walk in,

you're head in the ceiling? Absolutely, it would get annoying. And it's also like, oh, the kitchen's right there. Oh, I want to stretch. Here's the wall. Yeah. Anyone that does the van life, I'm like, you make it look like it's amazing,

but I know you haven't showered in four days. Exactly. It's like. Oh, you want to make some eggs? Sorry, the message is taking a shit. Yeah. Yeah. And it's steamy.

Oh, yeah. But it does look pretty enticing, though. You need a transition room. Like, if you go to sleep in the van and you're like, all right, we're driving, and then you just move two feet and sit down, you'll feel like a lazy bag of dicks. There's no way that could be good for you mentally. Yeah, you might be saving some money. But if you're driving around, if you are doing the driving around,

and you go to a new cool space, I feel like while you're at that space, you're getting that outdoor exercise. You know what I'm saying? like you're like doing the adventures as opposed to when I come home and from work and I like what's it on my computer or Do something and then like go to bed. Yeah, I'm gonna feel like a piece of shit But if I like come home from work, so I can do something and then I'm in like the mountains. It's pretty fucking cool Yeah, I mean you're the summers. Yeah, but there's a thing where I think we could all have been there, but if you are lazy for a long enough period of time, like there's so much, I believe there's such a thing as too much rest

to the point where you're lazy. It's so true. Like if you spend a whole day doing fucking nothing, the next day you're not full of energy. You still are in that lazy mindset. So trying to get out of that, like, oh, we've been driving all day. Yeah, I'll stretch. I'm like, how often do you get into a car ride?

You do like a 14-hour car ride. You're like, I just want to get out of the car. And you're like, I'm tired. I can't wait to sit down. Like, you just were sitting down the whole time. Right. I do think the difference between like being lazy and like being in a car and going, I just want to sit down somewhere else is very lazy.

But like after a car rides I'm like I'm like ready to go do something I feel like a lot of other people probably us included do that I'm yeah I'm an on the go person

anyways so it's like I need to do something I'm up like I I need to do something but every once in a while I enjoy a day

where I'm like you know what just gonna sit here for a bit but then you'll go but you'll probably go like what? I'm just going to sit here for a bit. But you'll probably go do something periodically. I'll do something to make it feel like I've earned that sit down. Even though I could do so much shit six out of the seven days of the week, that seventh day, I probably could just lay down all day. Like, you know what?

I at least need to go get groceries, meal prep, do something else. Then I can sit down for two hours. Otherwise, you'll go crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It's got to be productive. You got to have a productive day, always. Hey, guys. If you guys are here for life advice.

Welcome to our TED Talk. Listen to us. I just remember how I pooped and peed myself and I didn't know what hams was. Ham smoothie. Double hams? Oh, double hams. Double hams.

Like lamb You know You wanna go to a Packer game September 28th It's a Thursday I'll be there And I'll be there Not with your tickets

I already have tickets And I have tickets I have two of them Do you wanna go Yeah We can do a little fat chance outing Who you bringing I don't know yet

I have I know yet. I've yet to ask the person I was going to ask, Big Red, but he might see this. I'll see him Saturday. Big Red, I'll see you Saturday, brother. You'll see Big Red. Well, you won't see Big Red. I won't see because I've got Christmas tomorrow. Everyone wish Jack a merry Christmas.

Yeah, everyone in the comments write hashtag no Judd. I'll bring all my presents. Happy Christmas, Jack. I'll bring all my presents. Happy Christmas, Jack. I'll bring all my presents to the next one. Hashtag thanks for the fruit snacks, Mom. This would be really sick. This is really sick that I got all this in September. It's like a parka.

Yeah, what are you going to get? You're giving her candles. Yeah, what's on your Christmas list? I don't have a Christmas list. That's how we're going to finish this episode. We're going to do what's on your Christmas list. I don't have a Christmas list. What do you mean you don't have a Christmas list?

I don't need a Christmas list. It's Saturday. September, you should have it by now. It's Saturday. That's the thing is I don't have... I asked my mom for a toolbox. Good God. Man, that came full circle.

That's sad, yeah. I see. I always think Christmas lists aren't things you're going to buy yourself. And I wouldn't buy a toolbox. Really? I have a bin full of... Every time I go to the store. He's got a tool bin.

It's a plastic bin, and every time I go to the store and buy a new tool, I just keep it in that plastic bag that we walk out of, because I can tell by the shade of the bin or the size of the bag that that's what it is.

It's chaotic organization is what it is. I understand that. Yeah. I get that. Yeah. I get it. So I'd be like, I need to organize it because it's getting unwieldy to pick this giant bin off the top shelf and bring it down and dig through it. Yeah, with a thousand different bags.

I usually get cooking apparatuses for Christmas. That's fun. Yeah, but it's to the point where I have everything I've ever wanted, cooking stuff, and my mom would be like, here's one, but now cast have everything I've ever wanted cooking stuff, and my mom would be like, here's one, but now cast iron. I go, this is huge. Love it, though. I have a cast iron Dutch oven now.

I think the next cooking apparatus I want, an Ooni oven. I want to start making some homemade wood fire pizzas. Let me put you in for a second. What do you want, a cow? No, I always ask for golf stuff. Putter this year, guys. Putter. My parents aren't watching.

Putter's good. You need a putter? I have a putter and it's like so weighted in the head. Where like I don't, like no, I don't think that it is. And so I'll just rocket it. I'll just be like, just gentle, gentle, gentle. Oh shit, it's just gone. Gotta take these weeds out of their head.

Yeah, I went to Dick's Sporting Goods to test out some putters that I wanted to go. I don't know how they do it, but I think they funnel it to me. Oh, absolutely. They have to funnel it. Like, if this goes in, I'm buying it. Everything. I was sinking it. You just saw me on the course and that dude's sinking it from that

far away. I even went as far as I can go and sunk it. I was like, did the cashier see that? Did anyone see that? Did you see how long that was? I get this for free now, right? The putter chose me. Bob Burns?

Yeah. In Appleton? It's a little small driving range. No. Oh. They got some good clubs over there. Okay. It's just Bob Burns brand. It's not like anything big, but they They got some good clubs over there. Okay. It's just Bob Burns brand.

It's not like anything big, but they've got some pretty damn good stuff. I think they make But it's in Appleton, so that's why I was thinking maybe you would have driven past. I have.

I've golfed in Appleton before. What were you saying? I said I think he makes the burner clubs, right? It must be a Bob Burns. What's a burner club? Arrow burner. It's a TaylorMade club.

Yeah. Oh. This episode went off the rails quick. We're done. We need a theme song to end the episode. You did it best last time. What'd you do?

We can't repeat that though. Thank everyone for coming to the golf outing. It was great. We had a blast. Did we? I did it. You have to act like it's gone. Oh, my God.

There were 16 hole-in-ones. Two kids threw up, were banned from the course. Thank the sponsors. Car girls drove it into the water. There isn't even water on the course, so I don't know where they went. There's no water on the course? No, there's plenty. There was plenty, sorry no but for all of you who came and actually listened to the

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I'm being honest. Do you think I've cut to you at all during this? Maybe. There's a lot that needs to be cut out. Leah's Italian Restaurant. Thank you guys so much. You guys have made this wonderful. And to the two charities that benefited from this,

we hope to work with you again in the future. B Cozon Foundation, MS Society. Christine at the Bikosan Foundation, thank you for the volunteers. And Evan at the MS Society, thank you very much. I hope you guys enjoyed your time. We enjoyed ourselves very much. And without further

ado, this is the Fallen Men. Fallen Men! Oh lordy! Ding ding ding ding ding ding! Fallen men. Fallen men. Oh lordy.