Fat Chance Podcast - The Boys of Fall #4

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

Jack pulls the ol switcheroo Judd does an accent you CAN NOT miss Michael only has one thing on his mind. Get your Chewzie TODAY! https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy

Oh, give me an impression right now. So this is one of your three? Yeah, this is for two points. Okay. This is gonna be a good one. Have fun with this one, dude. I really backfired on that. Real quick. Alright, ready? Can you see it in the camera? Impression of this distant athlete non-woman by Judd in three, two...

Yes, I can understand the words that are coming out of your mouth. Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's because you didn't want to be that racist. That's why. Yeah, I know. I tried it the most not racist way I could say. What the fuck am I? That is incorrect.

We're all here. The last one we're here for. The last one we're here for. That was a rough start. We're all here, yeah. I mean, you had to do a lot of work to get there. It's the final one, you know? Yeah.

Someone had to throw a wrench in the mix. I like how close this is. And like you said, I don't, like. You're not doing this the whole time. You're not doing this the whole time. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess that's what I was doing the whole time. Yeah, I didn't even.

I thought all of us were on the same boat. Now we're all doing this. No, it feels good. This is the last time in the HQ, I guess. HQ, yeah. Technically, this is where I operate my business out of. I'm going to have to change that. Yeah.

You got to go to the post office. I got a compliance letter today. Something about minimum wage and labor laws. I don't know if I'm paying you guys enough. Union? Are we part of a union? I know that blanket you gave me is pretty comfy. It's a pretty nice blanket.

Someone said on our TikTokiktok today he goes wow we should make a podcast in quotes this shit fucking sucks so we're killing it right dude i do i i would write a couple of comments i just cast today the champ came out today he's ready to fuck shit up that guy's a fucking loser so the guy that called says like you guys are all 25 it was like you are on your business account dude you're a roofer and you're advertising your roofing while also talking shit to people. You are a loser. You're a fucking bum. I love the fact because you know that the more you engage, the more that video gets seen. Exactly.

So they're only doing anything but helping us. Yeah. There was one time i don't know if i told you guys this story of me they had a thing about me in the paper in the shepherd's express and they had in on the online version they linked one of my videos there and somebody went watched one of my videos and got all the way to the end and wrote at the end he goes uh came here from the from the paper this guy sucks it's heartbreaking imagine reading this entire article about me then watching the video and then watching this whole 10 minute video thinking to then ah this guy sucks i was like you're a dork. I literally just wrote back, I agree.

So many people are dorks. It's ridiculous. The first video I think I ever did that did well, that I started getting those comments, won't lie, they don't feel good the first time you get them. No, you're a punk. Absolutely not. Now, couldn't care less. Today, he literally put the slogan as his comment.

I go, that's literally the slogan of this podcast. My favorite thing was this week. Oh, me? Somebody wrote on one of our comments. Well, yeah, I put it in the chat. I know, but did you actually read it? No. Okay.

Oh, so it said, Jack, you're the handsomest boy. Oh, is that? Yeah. Just something. And then Klusky writes from the Fat Chance. Say something nice about John. Yeah, say something nice about John. Well, Jack is just so handsome.

Like literally just deflected and wanted to talk about you. And then he's like, you still haven't said anything nice about John. It's my mom. It's my mom. Meanwhile, I'm in like the waiting to go on for the comedy show we were at. want to talk about you and then he's like you still hasn't said anything nice about you it's my mom i'm in like the waiting to go on for the comedy show we were as i'm like you better say something nice about judd he's performing right now there's something nice it's funny yeah that's so funny like just engaging with the fans like that has been it's harmless that's so fun yeah it is anyone from uh well i guess we don't know yet but that 150 dollar offer no yeah we'll find out um because we're filming this day before this next one gets released um we'll find out soon i'm hoping um it the video does say i might be doing anal so that might get

a few video listeners be pretty sick. It would be sick. The wrong people that we want. Yeah, no. The people that you want to buy it. You know who we want? We want the Swifties now. Honestly, I would love some Swifties. DeAndre Swift, Taylor Swift, you know?

Any type of Swift. Swift, the move in Pokemon. Yeah. Swift or Quick Picker Upper. the move in Pokemon. Yeah. Swifter, quick picker-upper. Bullshit, dude. No. You're not a fan of those? I know.

I'm not a fan of the way you just try to pull Swifter in there. That's a nice try. Do you think that her and Travis Kelsey are together? Yeah. Yes. For a long time. For probably the last? Yeah. Yes. For a long time. For probably the last couple months.

Okay. I think usually when this happens, it's like a few months behind is my guess. They've been together for a while. You're not what podcast I was listening to or something this morning. They brought it up. It's like you are not. McAfee. Maybe McAfee. Who was McAfee?

Yeah. You're not. High-fiving and chest-bumping and freaking exactly on the first week you're not sitting in the Kelsey suite well I feel like Kelsey would

bring her into the Kelsey suite and I also think Taylor every album is about a different dude I also feel like she's day one maybe she's in a right all gas

she's that's true she's got to be all in because her life is insane. She's on tour all the time. So she doesn't have time for small talk. I feel like she has to jump in right away. Yeah.

What small talk are you doing? I feel like that's all she has is small talk. No, it's all serious. Yeah, but she has to. But the type of people she's... No, but the small talk is the stuff no one knows about her. But where is she going to get the lyrics from If she doesn't have the real talk

That's what I'm saying Like but it's also Like the people that she's dating You're dating an NFL football player Yeah You're not having small talk with that guy Because he probably can't You can only

CTE yeah Yeah Actually maybe that's all he has soon So get it in now Before Alright do you wish she Picked someone from the Packers And who would she pick Yeah. Actually, maybe that's all he has soon. So get it in now before. All right. Do you wish she'd pick someone from the Packers? And who would she pick?

No, we have Simone Biles on the Packers. Yeah, we do. Well, her boyfriend is messing. Her husband is messing up. He had two personal follow penalties. He just got married, though. He just got married. He's riled up.

He just, off the record, probably impregnated her. No, no. She's still competing. There's no way she's tumbling with. She's tumbling for two. Give her an extra with typical centripetal force. It's like the Newton balls. They just keep going.

If she sticks the landing, is it double the score? 20. I want to see him again with his sunglasses going, those Newton balls. The Newton balls. You know, I get this Bud Light in me, man. I can start talking about generals. I'll keep drinking this Bud Light, Judd, and you're going to get more and more handsome the way we go. What do you guys want to play?

What's in Judd's choosy? Can I play first just because i brought something for you you did yeah yeah just for him just yeah well you guys you both can guess you both can guess but just because i want to have some of this because i haven't okay yeah all right so i can i go first i'm gonna go first i'm gonna go first okay so all right here we go we get uh is it sweet yes okay um i. I'm going to go. Ooh, can you give a shake? There's a can in there.

There's. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I hear it. I hear it. I'm going to go the ropes. You said there's a can in there?

No, the can's in the top. Oh. So that's why it's hard to... But I couldn't hear anything, so... Here, let me just get this out of the way. Yeah, we're getting there. Look at the choosy, how versatile it is. Oh, that was a different... It's runts.

It's runts. Final answer? Straws versus runts? Yeah, straws. All right. I mean, it was a different shake, but is it runts? Please fucking tell me. Malted milk balls?

It is milk duds. Oh, I love milk duds. If that's milk duds, I'll lose my fucking mind. All right. All right. So what do you want to guess? Do you want me to? Can I get a shake?

Want me to take the can out and shake? Can I have a milk dud? Yeah. Yeah, have a milk dud. I love these. I mind. All right. All right. So what do you want to guess? Do you want me to... Can I get a shake? Want me to take the can out and shake? Can I have a Milk Dud? Yeah. Yeah, have a Milk Dud. I love these. I love Milk Duds. I don't leave the house without these. Wait, what?

If there's nothing in there. What is it, like baked chicken? Is your guess baked chicken? No. I would bet. Wait, is it sweet? Yeah. It's sweet.

All right. Are you sure? I'm positive. I've bet. Wait, is it sweet? Yeah. It's sweet. All right. Are you sure? I'm positive. I've heard that sound before, and it sounds a lot like chopped peppers. Okay. Chopped peppers? Yeah. That's what I was assuming.

He said it's sweet. I know, but sweet peppers. Kuski? The dot candy With paper Alright Is also What the fuck?

You son of a bitch It's chopped peppers It is chopped peppers. It is chopped peppers. Shut the fuck up. Freak out. I knew it was it. I knew it was it. Son of a bitch.

That's my bottom just so you know because I don't want to get that full of sauce. So this, yeah, here. I didn't swap the bottoms. So just toss them because it got really saucy in my fanny pack. Here, you can take your milk duds back. So you brought milk duds? Yeah, I brought I didn't swap the bottoms. Because it got really saucy in my fanny pack. Here, you can take your Milk Duds back. So you brought Milk Duds? Yeah, I brought Milk Duds. I was freaking out when he said Milk Duds.

And I'm like, I'm going to blow the customer's mind. I was like, I have to go first. I have to go first and see his face. He's like, you got so excited when you thought I had Milk Duds and you had Milk Duds. That is incredible. We're done. We're done. We're done. Oh, man.

You guys are pulling all the stuff. That was amazing. I told you I chose chaos today. When did you do that? I pretended to go to the bathroom three times. I was playing the game. Yeah. I was like, when you got there 10 minutes before me, I was like, fuck.

It's going to be right next to my can't see thing. What would you have done if you couldn't have switched? You'd be like Fuck He's gonna be It's gonna be right next to me What would you have done If you couldn't have switched You'd be like Guess what I brought Just sweet peppers No I would I probably would have

Taken it out of my pocket And like threw it That's probably what I would have done I would have just panicked On something I had my old neighbor On the podcast once And he had like a

Old mechanic Or like Retirement shirt on Of the pocket And he's just casually talking to me. And he just starts eating stuff out of it. I go, what the fuck was that? He goes, oh, I brought Skittles and beef sticks.

In the same pocket. It's insane. Who brings pocket Skittles? Pocket Skittles is an agile move. You're ready for anything. That's so funny. Oh, my God. That was amazing.

So there's also a game I want to play All three of us can play Okay Is it this? No It's a different one But all three of us can play

This one is basically two Okay And It's basically It's another word association game Since you said you guys Are so fucking good Pumpkin pie

Have you played Shit You can't keep doing that Have you played the game where you go one, two, three, and you have to say something and then you have to find the middle and get closer to it.

Okay. Yeah. So basically, so basically we'll all say a word and say, I say whale, you say boat, you say a pineapple. And we're like,

Oh, semen. And then one, two, and then we'll go one two three we all say another word that has to connect all three of them and semen and once we we'll all get to one and that's when we and if i say semen and we don't match we can't do semen again no so that we you could but but then we have to go well then i would say something close like island and he would have

been like beach and then we have to be all right well what I would say something close like island, and he would have been like beach. And then we have to be, all right, well, what's. But we're all going at the same time. Yeah. So it'll be one, two, three, and then you say a word. You know how hard this is going to be edited, all three cameras in for something. You don't have to edit. Just edit the.

I'm going to try my hardest for this one. I need her in my belt. All right. Who's counting us down? I'll count us down. So everyone's got to think of a word right now. Think of a word. Got it. Don't you fucking dare.

You see that face? I know exactly what fucking word you... I bet it was pumpkin pie. How'd you know? Think of another goddamn word. It's so funny. We both said pumpkin pie. You know, we could all just want it right there in the first row.

I'm not going to do that. Because I want you assholes to actually do it. Okay, all right. We'll take it seriously. So think of another word. Don't think of pumpkin pie. Well, now you're making me think of pumpkin pie Alright think of one word And then on the count of three we're all going to say the word we're thinking of

Alright One two three Jacket I said chili Mine was jacket yours was Apple pie Oh I know it let's go again Wait wait wait

Chili jacket apple pie One Apple pie. Oh, I know it. Let's go again. Wait, wait, wait. Chili. Jacket. Apple pie. One, two, three. Fall. Oh, my God. Are we amazing? That was pretty damn good.

That was pretty good. That feels electric. We got to do it one more time. Also, I could barely hear anyone. I was like, did we get it? I can't quite tell. I heard fall, but I was like, I don't know. You could have said jacket again. Pumpkin pie. All right. We're You could have said jacket again. All right.

We're going to have to go again. Think of another word. Don't think of pumpkin pie, you son of a bitch. You know, he also, first word, just changes to apple. Yeah. Also, but you know what? I think because of me, we got that in two because you guys were all thinking fall themed. That's true.

All right. Think opposite of fall. Okay. Well, spring. So, summer. Spring. Spring fall. Okay. Well, spring. So, summer. Spring. Spring. Don't think spring now.

I'm ready. One, two, three. Heat. Striped. Heat. Hot. Feet. Feet.

Hot. Hockey. Striped. Striped. heat hot feet feet hot hockey striped striped okay oh i got one we don't i think you have one you got one maybe feet hockey and striped Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. One, two, three. Referee. Skateboard.

Ooh. I went referee. Uniform. Skates. Skates. Okay. So I have referee, uniform, skates. Okay.

I got a word there. Okay. Okay. You got a word? Yeah. I don't have one that's going to match up with yours I can tell you that much guys You said that with a lot of confidence

Okay One, two, three Pumpkin pie I went ice You went football Kuski what did you say? Did you say the word that I did not tell you to say? Did you say smug munch pie?

Did you say smug munch pie? You are a wizard Harry Yeah pumpkin pie I have tears in my eyes Pumpkin pie Ice Football I got it I got it.

I got it. I got it. I think I got one as well. Yeah, I got it. Okay, I think I did too. One, two, three. Cold pumpkin feet. You went Starbucks.

I went Thanksgiving. Okay. Cold pumpkin feet. I went Thanksgiving. Okay. Cold pumpkin feet. I don't think we're going to top the first one. If we could just edit out the rest of it. Cold pumpkin feet. Cold pumpkin feet, Starbucks, Thanksgiving. Ooh.

Ooh, I actually know what we can do. Okay. You want to tell us? On the count of three. You have a word? Jack, you got a word? Kuski, you got the word? Yeah.

One, two, three. Pumpkin spice latte. Oh, no. I said pumpkin spice. I said pumpkin spice latte. That's what I said. Yeah. Close enough.

Close enough. And that's how we play Word Association. That's what I said. Yeah. Close enough. Close enough. And that's how we play word association. That was good. Yeah. But do you guys want to play the next game? Yeah.

This looks like a lot of work went into this. Did you do any work today? Hold on real quick. Can we just congratulate Wisconsin on how good our sports teams are right now?

Yeah. We're congratulating the Bucks to get in Dame. We just clinched Seattle Central and Jordan Love doesn't look like a degenerate. Yeah. Cheers.

Cheers. Gentle. I just tried sipping my microphone right there. This taste good? Pumpkin pie. I'm sorry you don't have a lot of reach. It's okay. I can handle it.

I've just been very rigid, and it's very difficult as a champion to be rigid. You could get rid of the belt. No way, dude. Everyone needs to know. I chose Cassidy. I want everyone to know I'm the best in the goddamn business. I've got the skills to pay the bills. But you're not in control of your bills, we just found out.

But I pay them. Everyone needs a financial manager. That's to win the Rock Chats and the Ballers. All right, get to the game. I hope one of these better be Genevieve. I think I got a word association for that one. Your hat's off. We're going to play a game of Who Am I?

We're going to have to flip the cameras around because I can see. Oh, yeah, we're going to do that. We're going to flip. I'm going to flip your guys' hands. Do that. Do that. Do that. Okay.

Wait, Kuski, I can see yours. All right. Do you want me to flip them for you or do you guys want to shoot? Yeah, just hand them to us. Jack, you do your first. Okay. Am I right side up?

No, I'm not. Am I right side up? No, I'm not. Am I right side up? Okay. Am I right side up? Yeah. Okay. So, let me get... Do I get one word?

So, you get to ask me questions or Jack questions, whoever you want to ask. Oh, this one's easy. And you just ask, am I this, am I that, and there are yes or no questions. And then after five guesses, you can guess who you are or you have to say, hey, I got my turn, and then he gets one more guess.

And whoever gets it first wins. Okay? All right. So I'm going to go first. Jack, you can go first because you're on my left. I'm going to go left to right. Am I a woman? No.

Am I an athlete? No. No. Am I an athlete? No. No. I'm going to say no, but it's close. Distant relative. Yeah. Jack. When you went, eh, no, to am I a woman?

I think my, no, never mind. Keep, continue. Is that No, I can't continue. Is that like, I don't know? Or is that, no, definitely not a woman? You're not a woman. Okay. Am I an athlete? I should have just asked that first.

No. I would know no to woman. No. Professionally, no. Yes. Am I? No. Wait.

He said yes to that. So, wait. Do you think you're going to guess? No, I'm not. I know what his is. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. You have to guess your own.

I know. Can I ask? No, no, no. Here we go. Oh, you're going to guess? No. Okay. My athlete.

You said no. Oh, yeah. So, what's your next one? Oh, I can keep going? I thought you're going to guess? No. Okay. You said no. Oh, yeah. So what's your next one? Oh, I can keep going? I thought we were going to alternate. He asked if he's nationally known. No. I said he's not professionally.

Oh. Well, you're nationally known. So you got that one for free. I figured everyone here is going to be nationally known. Okay. That's true. Am I a woman? No. I'm just kidding um oh my god i know brad pitt wait you're guessing yeah you have to say i'm guessing i'm guessing okay kuski you get one

more try to answer another question i'm not a woman what was my first question athlete and i'm a distant cousin and I'm a distant cousin of an athlete. No, you aren't a distant cousin of an athlete. Oh, if an athlete was a cousin, I'm the distant part of it? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Jeremy Rogers.

Not a woman I'm a naff and do I play on grass oh no I'm not an athlete yeah that's a dumb question yeah no you don't alright Jack Oh, no, I'm not an athlete. Yeah, that's a dumb question. He probably plays in grass. Yeah. Depends on if his kids are.

No, you don't. Okay. All right. All right, Jack. This is too many questions. What do you think you are? Brad Pitt. Incorrect.

Kuski, you get the point. Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait. Well, do you want me to – You want three strikes, you're out then? I thought – We got a lot. I thought if we both

Got it wrong No one got a point Okay yeah We'll do that Okay But that makes no sense Because if I said I'm guessing

And then he had another thing That makes no sense You're correct Fine Custy You get the fucking point Well no How about if I I get a point

But if I get this right I get two Fine Deal Deal And also At any point Can you look at me real quick

At one At one time During Three times during this game You can ask me Deal. Deal. And also, at any point... Can you look at me real quick? At one time, or three times during this game, you can ask me to do an impression of the person. Oh, give me an impression right now. So this is one of your three? Yeah. This is for two points. Okay.

This is going to be a good one. Have fun with this one, dude. I really backfired on that Real quick Alright ready Can you see it in the camera Impression of this Distant Athlete non woman

By Judd in 3 2 Yes I can understand The words that are coming out of your mouth. Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's because you didn't want to be that racist. Yeah, I know. I tried it the most non-racist way I could say. What the fuck am I? That is incorrect.

You could have been like, oh, Susie, egg roll karate. That would have been way better. The racist way? Yeah, I could have been like Oh it's just the egg roll karate Like that would have been way better The racist way Yeah I could have been that That was actually a quote from Rush Hour Not even close That was a quote from Rush Hour Yes I can understand the words

That are coming out of your mouth Get to the job bot That's basically what you said It did sound a lot more like that Yes I'm understanding the words That are coming out of your mouth. Does anyone hear Jackie Chan when he says that? Close your eyes. Oh, sushi egg roll.

Karate. Well, everyone's turned this off by now. All right. Give us another one. Let's rifle through these. Should I? Hey, you know what? Let's be cool. I mean, like, hey. Impression.

Impression? Yeah. Like, ask for it because it'd be funny. We only have two left. Well, no. You have three left. I have two left, which means he has six total impressions to do. Five. Six total. Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Six total. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This one's worth a few impressions. This one's worth it. Okay. All right. Since Jack started last time, Kuski, go ahead. Am I white? No. I white? No. I figured that one.

You didn't have to ask that. I am white because you don't want to do an impression. So I think I got that much figured out. Am I a woman? No. Kuski? Am I in movies? No. No.

No. Kind of. It's a porn star. Go ahead. Do I play sports? X. X. Yeah, X. do I play sports right athlete yeah ex athlete okay non-white

non-movies traditionally He didn't get paid to be in the movies. Oh, I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. Have I been to prison? Yeah. No.

What? No. Yeah. Look. What? No. Yeah. Look at that. You can probably give that a go Wikipedia search. He's been to prison. Has to be.

Okay. Oh, yep, yep, yep. I'm thinking of a different one. Yeah,

another one. I don't know what you're thinking of. So I know what color we're dealing with. All right, Jack. Did I play football?

Yeah. Okay. Prison, non-white, not in movies. What a lineup. Have I been in the news recently? Not in a decade, maybe?

Probably. Not a decade. Maybe it's slightly under a decade. Yeah. Do I kiss my children on the mouth? I want to give this one away so bad. No, you don't. Don't even have children.

Okay. All right, Kuski, here's your fifth guess. Did I play football? No. Maybe soccer. All right. So is this our last one, last question? Last question, then you have to guess. I really want to ask for that impression.

I should ask for that impression? Yeah, you should. I think when I asked for it, I don't think I'd even get it. No children. No children. Man, football player.

Ex-football player. With no children. It's weird because all of them shoot ropes from city to city. Can I give him a hint and he gives me a hint? If you guys want to play it that way, you can do that. We'll ask your question real quick. We don't want to be here for an hour. We've got 45 more turns to go.

Oh, shit. Brett Favre had kids. Did I kill people? No. Okay. Do you guys want to give each other a hint? Yeah, I'll give you one. Okay.

It would have been really cool if they did have a kid. That's a terrible hint. All right, give them a hint. I don't want to give it away. Yeah, I know. It would be really cool if this guy didn't have kids. That's a terrible hint Alright give him I don't want to give it away Yeah yeah I don't want to give it away It'd be really cool If this guy didn't have kids

Alright Do you want to guess Kuski I don't have the slightest clue Because it's not OJ Went to prison Not in movies Fuck if I know Went to prison, not in movies.

Fuck, if I know. Aaron Hernandez? Incorrect. You can take it off. You're Saddam Hussein. I don't even know what that impression would have been. I know. Give me it right now.

Get to the chopper. Send the second one in. Can you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? All right. Who are you? Jack. It would have been really cool if they would have had a kid. Think, little brain, think.

Bo Jackson? No. You are Judd Reminger. You are Judd Reminger. I should have asked if he was famous. But he did have the paperwork on him. He gets his children out of the mouth. I get why that's funny. All right.

Who can start? Jack would start. Am I a character of some sort? No, you're a real person. Okay. Am I a character of some sort? Yes. I figured that was where that was going.

Jack? Am I an actor? No. by an actor no am I is my character a real person or cartoon real person okay you'd say so

yeah yeah I mean it's pretty easy to know if they're a cartoon yeah You'd say so? Yeah. Real person. It's pretty easy to know if they're a cartoon. Real person. I'm a real boy. I'm a real boy. Jack, what do you got? Am I alive?

Sadly, no. Sadly. Just here for the clips. Just here for the clips. Cut that out. Kidding. Am I a male? Yes. Well, that narrows it down to everyone.

You're sadly dead? Sadly dead. Sadly dead. Sadly dead. Yeah, you're famous. Oh. Oh, I'm up. You're on a four.

Am I a good person? Am I a good person? Am I a good character? I am? Yeah. Like an actually good person or like we like them good person? Actually a good person. Oh, this isn't fun anymore. Jack?

Fifth one. Am I a former leader of a sovereign nation? But you didn't know I had that vocab, dude. I don't think you did because you struggled with it. No, you're not.

No, you're not. I'm ready to guess. Yeah. I don't have any other option, but don't look at the TV reflection. I can't see anything in the TV. Last guess. Last question. TV show or movie?

Movie. Okay. All right all right jack who are you or do you want an impression impression please oh this is gonna give it away do you want my yeah okay i have a dream ah yes sadly have a dream ah yes sadly thank god i'm not the only one just kidding i love the queen no okay junior can i have my hand from you yeah what um oh Oh. What was the hint you just gave me? About the kids? No. Didn't you just give me... I have a...

Oh, no. That was yours. So what kind of hint do I want to give you? Is that the hint? No. You like like Rose. Harry Potter? I get it?

Attaboy! That is a 2-2. Look at you. Also, you said Harry Potter at the beginning of this episode. I'm a wizard, Harry. Yeah, that's what you said. I'm a fucking wizard, Harry. All right, so.

Hey, did you cook those peppers? Yeah, they're like two weeks old. I found them in the back of my fridge. Oh, sweet. What's the score? Two to two. Oh, I like that. Okay.

Two to two. Let me see yours. Look at me. Okay. Can I be honest with you? I saw what this starts with. Because it's long? I'll give you a no.

I'll give you a no. We'll give you a no. I just want to be fair because I think I have a good guess. What's your guess? Can I guess it because now he knows? Yeah. Is it Nicolas Cage? Yes.

Oh, then we're good. That was very honest of you. Close enough. Nickelback. Is this a, hey, is this a, you know? Yep. Can I start? Yeah, go ahead.

Can I get an impression, please? Shit. Oh, man. I hope they're not white. Oh, they are. Very. Super fucking white. Super white. Three.

Two. One. I stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey. In three, two, one. I stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey. Is that a good impression? Or is that just a good quote? Not a good impression. I think the quote was good. I need an impression.

Do the voice. You can keep the line. I stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey. Louder. I stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey. I stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey. Louder. I stuffed her from a Thanksgiving turkey. Oh. I know who it is. All right, Jack, you want to ask a question?

Yeah. Is this it? Yeah. No, it's not worth it because... I mean, you'd get it. Because my impression, I know a dude for him at least. Yeah, I want to win this game. I'd like the belt. Am I alive?

No. Sadly, no. I mean, not sadly. Sadly? I don't think that one's sad. He lived his time. Okay. All right.

Are you ready to guess? Am I Mr. Sarasoli over here? Yes, you are Jack Sarasoli. All right. Adolf Hitler. May have painted him once or twice. Yeah, they're both painters. You are?

That's a good one. My forehead is going to be so red. I know. It already is, you ginger fuck. Fuck you. My blackheads are coming out like butter. Give me the one that says Jack Black. I almost looked at it.

I didn't, though. I almost forgot what game we were playing. Oh, I like that one. I want to save it. I want to save it. Let's do three questions because we're doing this for a while. Three questions. Three questions.

You start. You start. What if I tell you who you are right away so you'd stop saying man or woman? Very good. Woman, man. Oh, sweet. Hillary Clinton. No. No, you're not Hillary Clinton.

Go on. Okay. So then I have a question? Yeah, go ahead. Do you want a question? Or do you want to go? Just keep going. That's my guess, but it kind of was a question.

Am I famous? Yeah. Yeah. But I'm a question. Am I famous? Yeah. Yeah. But I'm a man. Am I a musician? No. Oh, fuck. I'm still not Hillary Clinton.

Did I date that woman? No, but you have ties to her. Okay. That's a really good hint. Is it? Why am I blanking right now? Oh, you don't know who you are. That's why I forget.

I forget. I didn't know. Oh. Okay. Well, that's a good hint for both of you I have ties to this person This person That person No I understand

It's that person Not this person Yeah And you have ties I'm ready to guess That's a really good hint Oh Are you ready to guess?

Can I ask a question? Yeah Am I a question? Yeah. Am I a Kardashian? Yeah. Okay. I'm ready to guess. Am I OJ Simpson?

Am I Khloe? No, you're Kim. You're Kim. Khloe's supposed to be his or her. I said you had ties. I didn't say you were. God. No, Kh Chloe... Chris is the... Yeah, but Chloe's supposed to be the daughter.

Oh, yeah, that's correct. That was a good double up. Yeah, that was a good double up. Oh, good. How many impressions do we each have left? I have one. You have one? You're both males.

Okay. We're running out of impressions. Here's the thing. I'll give you my hint. It's not really a hint. It wouldn't be a good impression. It'd be an acting impression, and I want to hear a voice. Here's the thing. I'll give you my hint. It's not really a hint. It wouldn't be a good impression. It would be an acting impression, and I want to hear a voice. Okay.

Both males. Both males. Am I a historical figure? It's a no, but in the hearts of little boys, yes. All right, so it's nostalgic for us. Yeah. Very. Very.

We'll carry them with us forever. Am I alive? No. God, look at all these dead guys. Did I go to prison? Yeah. What's with me and the prison one? He just said O.J. Simpson.

Yeah, he went to prison, but he's out. He's out, though. All right. Did I get famous before I died? Yeah. Okay. Is this an impression one? Absolutely not. There's no way I think that anyone could figure out an impression.

Do I know this person? Yeah. We all do. Quite well. Wait. Quite well? Not as well as others. Am I a pedophile?

Yes. Also, the on your hat, too. The what? Also, on your hat too The what? Also on your hat as well Oh you're an ass Alright you guys ready to guess? No I diddled kids Clip it

That I play sports No I diddled kids. Clip it. That I play sports. No. We don't really know. That's true. Professionally. We don't really know. Can I have another one of those $20 beers?

No, you didn't. Fuck. What youthful man diddled kids back in the day. Quite youthful. It's hilarious. Am I Bill Cosby? No. I don't think he diddled kids. Grown women. I think he drugged women. I don't think he did old kids. Grown women.

I think he drugged women. We don't know how deep that rabbit hole goes. Jack, who are you? This one was live. I'll give you a hint. Three names. I'll give you another hint. Theater.

What about me? I don't get a hint. You want me to give you another hint. Theater. What about me? I'll get a hint. You want me to give you a hint? Yeah. Footlong. Oh, the guy from Subway. Theater in three names is going to give it to me? Oh, easy.

Yeah. Once you look at it, you're like, oh, fuck. That's some ASMR right there. Going out with a bang. Dead? Dead. Peewee Herman? Oh, that's a good guess.

You didn't get my going out with a bang? That's a good guess. You're John Wilkes Booth. Oh, that's such a good one. And peewee's one word. Pee space wee. All right, Kuski takes the lead. He got caught for masturbating in a theater. Yeah, that's good a good one. And peewee's one word. Pee space wee. All right, Kuski takes the lead. And he got caught for masturbating in a theater.

Yeah, that's good. That's very good. Jared from Subway. I'm just... Oh, this is great. I love this so much. Is this an impression? It's mine. What's up? It's mine

What's up? It's mine No No, yours probably wouldn't be It could be It'd be funny for me But it wouldn't help you guess who it is No, it wouldn't make any sense

It would just be me going, wow, that's what he thinks Alright You're a girl he's a male is this person famous no do i know that one personally wait do you know you you are? Do you know that one personally? Yes. Oh, you were asking about you. Do I know that name personally? Yes. Oh.

Oh, okay. Okay. Am I a comic? No. Jack? Ray Charles? Do I live with that person? Or no?

No. No. But I know them personally. Yeah. Okay. Am I under 30? Yes. Do I live alone?

Yes. Currently, yes. Am I a nurse? Yes. I'm ready to guess. Same. Kuski? Am I my girlfriend?

Yeah. Am I Kuski's girlfriend's boyfriend? I thought I had it so quick. I thought I had it so quick. And I was like, I just want to make sure. You did. That's the first question and you're going, that's what you really think. I go, it's my mom or Rachel. All right.

It is six to four. And we have two games left. We've been playing this for like 45 minutes, I think. This is a good game. Yeah. We should do this off camera. Don't look, don't look, don't look. Didn't see it, didn't see it, didn't see it.

My phone needs to just shut up. Sorry. Okay. Okay. Okay. Where's my phone? You got two impressions left, right? Yeah.

You need impressions on both these times. Okay. I have no idea what my phone Alright There seems to be a theme to these What are we Like man and woman You're both women Both women

Am I Genevieve No Damn it. I'd like an impression. Would everyone know that I did not do a mirror or anything? I was Googling who the fuck that was. You don't know who that is? I thought for sure you know who that is. No.

Oh, man. Or am I just trying to be the champion An impression for you This is easy Do you want to do an impression Sure You get a fruit snack You get a fruit snack You get a fruit snack

I was going to say my sweet baby You need mangoes I don't like to guess You get a fruit snack. You get a fruit snack. You get a fruit snack. I was going to say my sweet baby. You need mangoes? I don't like to guess. That's what I was going to say. That works too. Is it my turn? Yeah.

You don't know who this is? Not well enough. He should know. Not well enough. I recognize the person, but I did not know the name well enough to be like, oh, this is who I associate that with. And out of the two people, you would know this name more. Oh, that's not fun. I'm a female.

I'm not Jack's girlfriend. My mic's been off this whole time. That sucks. Am I under 30? No. No way. Fuck. No way?

You don't even know who this is. No, I do because I Googled. Are you ready to guess or do you want another question? I'm ready to guess. Okay, he's ready to guess. So, another question. My last question. Am I famous?

Yes. It was Googleable. I knew that. That was just a dumb question. That I famous? Yes. It was Googleable. I knew that. That was just a dumb question. That was so fucking stupid. This is why I'm not the champ. Am I? Kuski's mama?

Yeah, you're Kuski's mama. All right. Kuski, who are you? Two. Take a two-point lead going into the last one. Is this an impressionable? I don't think so. No.

Do you think it's impressionable? I mean, I have an impression, but I wouldn't do her justice. If he did the impression, I'd be like, who the fuck? Yeah, yeah, it's true. And he'd probably be like, Amelia Earhart? No. Damn close. Re'd probably be like that. Amelia Earhart? No. Damn close. Reba McIntyre.

That's just a curveball for the entire game. Not in line with anything else. An honest white woman who's never gone to prison. Martha Stewart's on there, actually. Give us the good ones. Give us the good ones. Whatever one you don't pick, you have to do an impression of. Also, he's doing impressions of this one, too.

Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Impressionression Real quick I would like to You spelled it wrong Just say you spelled it wrong Damn it I was like

Who the fuck is Kane WWE wrestler Kane Give us your best Kane impression Jesus Walks I'd like an impression of mine please Does he get one Or does he already use them all No I have one left No he has one left Jesus walks. I'd like an impression of mine, please. Does he get one?

Or does he already use them all? No, I have one left. No, he has one left and you have two left. No, you have one left. You got one left. Yeah. No, I only used it for one. You got the impression of my mom from me, though. Yours would be, yeah, bruh.

Okay. Is that right? Kind of. Kind of, right? Okay. Okay. I don't want to of. Kind of, right? Okay. I don't want to give you a good one because you're going to use an impression and it's going to give it away. Yeah, yeah. Impression, please.

I'm not wearing hockey pads. Oh, my God. I know who we're talking about. So I basically, am I up on you right now? You can do some questions. You know, it's tied. Winner takes all. Am I really good friends with Woody Harrelson?

Oh, no. I know who you're thinking of. You're thinking of Matthew McConaughey. Yeah. Fuck. Am I the character or the actor? You're the character. Okay.

Oh, I'm fucked now. That that impression sucked then didn't it uh do you want me to give you another impression picture him doing that but with sunglasses on yeah oh yeah somewhere else sunglasses on sunglasses were on during that you know what i'm gonna go ballsy and say I know it. Oh, okay. I don't mind. Well, let's go your first then. Am I Batman? You're Batman. So Jack has eight points to tie him and tie the game. If you get this, it'd be fucking wild.

Or you get it. Am I the choosy? That would have been great. That would have been great. That would have been a great way to end it. Yeah, that would have been great. Sponsored by choosy, this 45-minute game. What am I?

You're Guy Fieri. Same person. Yeah. Damn. I thought I was going to bang where I tied it all together. Yeah. Also, it was hard because I didn't. You deserve that.

Also, I don't want to pack it up and move it. Oh, I'm going to. I'm taking this with me everywhere. I'm never going to lose again. I couldn't see the names, so I was grabbing them and handing them to people. So I was like, oh, I should wait and leave Kuski's mom and his girlfriend for the last two. Yeah. And battle it out.

But I randomly picked them up, and you guys were already looking at me, so I was like, fuck. That's all right. That was good. That's a lot of effort, and I thank you for all the That's all right. That was good. That's a lot of effort and I thank you for all the effort you put in. That was great.

That and the peppers, man. How are we going to top peppers? Dude, that was so funny. Jesus. You can only use that joke once. That's honestly a great bit. That's a great bit.

That was phenomenal. Thank you. Thank you. This was good fun. Just won on all accounts today. You look like a crooked cop, and I love it. Dude, yeah. I should be going to jail.

So where are you going to go after this? What are you going to do? Well, I'm going to pack the rest of this up, and I'm going to move in with my father for a little bit because, you know, that's what grown men do. And then we'll see. We'll see. We'll see.

But me staying here makes no sense. Yeah. Because it's a two bedroom apartment. Unless one of you guys wants to move in. No. I got baggage, dude. We can leave her outside. And the dogs.

They can come in. But it's like it would be like $2, to stay here that doesn't make sense makes zero sense actually and it's haunted there's a lot of noises i heard gunshots last night probably about 15 of them then the squad cars just rolling down the street it's like this is fun when i came back on sunday from packing my uh dad's truck up and taking it to the storage unit, there was a full-on high-speed chase going down Juneau in a white car. And for a second, I was like, is that my car? It's definitely not.

It was up at my dad's. I was like, oh, fuck. And I'm not kidding. Six squad cars. Boom, boom. I'm like, this is fun. Well, we're going to have to do this sometime again soon. Well, we're not going to stop. Here's the issue is now it lies on you guys to help me find a have to do this Sometime again soon You know Well we're not gonna stop Here's the issue

Is now it lies on you guys To help me find a spot To do this You could do it in my living room But it's very dimly lit Oh look what we This Yeah this place isn't dimly lit

Actually this would be fine But again it's not It wouldn't be backed Well There would just be shit In the background You're next to a blank wall Next to my bedside

You know what I'm saying Like you'd be behind All of a sudden you'd just see my fucking dragon somewhere People just want to see our feet At this point right now We can say whatever we want Go ahead say the worst word possible Okay

Say it and no one will know Okay but if I say it Judd has to do an impression of it Okay deal Get to the chopper Do you understand the words If I say it, Judd has to do an impression of it. Okay, deal. No, I'm just kidding. Get to the chopper. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? That was your Jackie Chan impression. I didn't want to be racist right off the bat. Oh, I know Kung Fu.

That's what I would have been like. I'm like, oh, Jackie Chan. I would have had it in two seconds. I know. I wanted to do something that wasn't as racist. Also, if I ever have to do an Asian accent, I always like to get myself into character. I always go, Susie Eggwell. Susie Eggwell.

Susie Eggwell. Oh, you want fried rice? Oh, white girl, you want two fortune cookies? Oh, no, no, no. You start to look like orange chicken. You can't look like orange chicken. You lumpy. Orange chicken?

You need to look like chopstick with tits no boyfriend bring him in he eat more we going out of business i've been working on it i love the angry japanese man impression though where they're like oh we're so very lucky you're the kind of thing i like that one the angry japanese man because the japanese people sound like one day if someone actually listens to more than five seconds of this, we're done. You guys suck, man. Good thing this is at the end. Yeah, that Bob guy fucking hates us.

What was his profile picture? Like, somewhere from South Park with, like, ass cheeks as the face? Probably something stupid. A guy that's just a silly goose. I bet you he works for that roofing company. Probably. Probably the same guy. Both nerds, and they don't have championship belts like we do.

No one can even see the championship belt. All right. I think we should end this by putting our feet in the camera as close as we can. Oh, we got to flip these cameras back around. Flip those cameras back around. Are we running out of time? Oh, we're right at 58 minutes. Yeah.

I know. This has been fun. I'm going to miss this place. Yeah. It's been some great memories we had in this place this is great 13 episodes here 13 episodes here it feels like a lot longer that's that's but that's also like 13 weeks yeah we didn't like record them twice a week it was like 13 no we did say after episode two is like we should start doing like two a week like remember we were gonna do like back-to-back ones? Like, after episode two? Jack's like, all right, so I brought another shirt.

Are we just doing another? We did make that joke. Yeah. I also brought a shirt, too. And then I think you had something going on afterwards. Yeah, I don't know what it was, but. But it was probably good that we did not do back-to-back. No, we would have ran out of shit, you know?

That one time we just would have been hammered. You were gone, and Cusky and I were just sitting here by ourselves. Some of my favorite episodes is when I'm gone and you guys are just literally talking about aliens and poop. It's so funny to me. We're really just going downhill right now. We should talk about something else. Make up a game. What's a game we can play?

We're just rock, paper, scissoring for 30 minutes. I also love the choosy loss footage. That sounds like a great time. You guys just had 30 minutes of Jack talking about the choosy. It's a full episode. I still got it. The choosy loss tape. All it is is just like,

dude, this is sick. You like it? Yeah, it's cool. This is pretty fucking cool. What do you think about it? It's sweet. Do you see it twist up? Yeah. We would not know what to talk about.

We'd start just going in on it. No. I also think one of my favorite moments in this place was when Jack was talking about his pee alarm. Oh, yeah. His pee alarm made me laugh so much. We've had a lot of pee things. Yeah, it related with so many people. Peeing happens, man.

It happens. That's wild. That is so insane. He peed on so many people. I peed on multiple people, a lot of people. It's been great, though. We had here, downstairs. We were in the movie theater.

We were in the movie theater. Yeah, yeah. That was good. That was just dumb dumb that was a wild time as well well that's when jake was still here i'm like let's just get out of here so we don't have jake who made a smoothie in the bathroom because he didn't want to that was so fucking weird it was really weird and then also didn't know that he was dog of the week that was good That was good. That was good. I sent him a picture that I sent you guys, and he's like, that's big sad.

I was like, yeah, it is. I mean, this is a fun place. Yeah. Yeah, the picture that Kuski sent us was just empty. It was one chair. What you're seeing now, like, this still looks put together, but it was just my chair. And then if you look behind the ground there's a warm

lamp on the ground it's like for a bedroom so it's like help you go to sleep because it's like an old-timey lamp and then this tv connected to a playstation and that's it because it's a living room that doesn't have like overhead lighting so just whatever you plug in my roommate took all the all the lights i'm like this is it and then i got two forks and a spoon small plate big plate medium pan small pan and i've been eating eggs and venison pot roast all week pretty nice though yeah my mattress is on the floor i haven't used toilet paper in three days my hand smells like shit um i don't believe that one bit you've been wiping barehand if i bend over i will be myself but yeah we'll have to find we're gonna i mean you know what we might have less conflict if we're

going to his place because are we taking it on the road is that what we're doing you know for a second there i was like you know i might be able to do this in the storage unit. That'd be fucking hilarious. It'd get so hot. No, it's temperature controlled. First floor, drive up. What's in Franklin? We just need to get West Allis, actually. The dirty, all right.

Yeah. And I was like, I might look for an outlet tomorrow morning when I drop some stuff off. I told my dad that. He goes, don't. I was like, honestly, it'd be kind of funny if, like, Jack's on part of the section, sectional.

I'm sitting on the box. It's got like my toilet paper in it. Just just standing next to my car. What is it more than a, another garage? I mean, exactly. We can take it on the road. We can find some fun places to do it.

I mean, might as well. Yeah. Maybe we start doing two in a row bank some when I do leave and I don't want to do it. I mean, might as well. Yeah. Maybe we start doing two in a row. Bank some when I do leave. And I don't want to do it with other people. Yeah, until you get used to doing it with other people or whatever. Yeah, you could have some. Well, I've already done 70 episodes with other people.

So I'm used to doing it. I'm used to the new people that you meet rather than being like the first day you meet someone. Like, hey, you want to be on my podcast? I fucking hate that. I hated asking you guys to begin with to do this like the first time each one of you did it i was like okay i mean the first time you i forgot i look back at videos the first time you did it you did it me you brandon yep brandon's kitchen and he just i got there and he's like my buddy jack's coming over do you mind if he hops on like sure how did we get started doing this i you and i did an episode and we did an

episode and then i like i brought up you know it'd be fun to do a golf outing and then i didn't like you were actually semi-interested in it and i like i was given an inch and i took a mile and obviously yeah and i was like let's let's do this and we did it and then i was like i want this to be something like big i was like this in my first thought was like this is going to help promote it we're going to do like eight of these probably miss a week here they're promoted because i had like fun with you guys and And then I told Rachel, I was like, I'm pretty sure Fat Chance is now just us three. We went to the Brewer game. That's right.

That was even before we did one. That was before we did one. And we had a blast just hanging out. And I think when we were drunk, we were like, oh, we should just put the cameras on. That was Josh. Josh was like, this is the shit that should be recorded. We haven't talked yet.

Yeah, Josh was always like, let's turn the cameras on when we get drunk. I was like, Josh, we have to remember to turn the cameras on. I got to remember to turn them off. But no, I wanted to promote it. And then I was like, this is easy when you have people. Like, I can text you guys Monday, and I no longer feel bad about being like, all right, when are you free? We need to record kind of thing.

Like that, that's so, I don't know. It puts my, not mind at ease, but like when you do stuff like this, you want to meet people like-minded who also want to do it where you're no longer like, oh, we're just fucking out podcast, whatever. Like, no, this is fun. Let's do it. It's been pretty consistently on Thursdays, which is always nice because then it's like, no.

I knew what I was going to do. I knew what I had to do to not be slacking at home and stuff and cut the time out. So it was always convenient, and I didn't have to shift my whole week around it. You know what I'm saying? So that was always big. It's cause like,

Hey, when's everyone free? It was most of the time Thursdays. I was like, all right, cool. It'll work. We're also talking like,

this is just done. Yeah. We're going to murder each other. Okay. So we just go like this and then we cut to the ground and just covered in blood. Feet up. Oh, Jesus.

I'm going to pee myself. Feet up. One, jeez. I'm going to pee myself. Feet up. One, two, three. God, I'm going to hate editing this. All right, we're done. Get to wiffle ball. Sweet.