Fat Chance Podcast - The Boys of Fall #5

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

HQ burned down, the boys are on the move. Jack doesn't pay his bills Judd slowly becomes one with the couch. Michael still hasn't moved... Get your Chewzie TODAY! https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy

Weird thought. I kind of want to do one of these just standing up the whole time. I don't know why. I thought you have. Didn't you like bake with those? Yeah, you did the bake thing. Yeah, but like nothing in front of us. Just see how awkward it gets.

Just us. And then the cameras are that. Just a lot of this. Just a lot of thumbs in the pocket. Yeah, this is fun. Thanks for watching the Fat Chats Podcast We really enjoy our viewers Convicted melon

Convicted melon dude Like a melon that went to prison Yeah Oh like a convicted felon Yeah This is fucking stupid It's delicious At prison? Yeah. Oh, like a convicted felon. Yeah. This is fucking stupid. It's delicious.

I love liquid death. Liquid death's great. Do we have more of these? Yeah. I didn't grab a drink. Well, anyone else feel like... My darling, my love. Anyone else feel like Jack's mom allowed us to have a sleepover? Like, that's what this feels like.

Remember the time when she was gone? What would you like to drink? Could you help get a drink, please? Oh, I was just going to get up and get it. She doesn't need it. Okay, what do you want? Surprise me. Liquor, beer, or seltzer?

What's her pour like with liquor? Is it heavy? You're feeling festive with the fall. Why am I feeling festive with the fall? Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's definitely feeling fall. He's a fallin' boy. Give him a crown apple. with the fall. Why am I feeling festive with the fall? Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's definitely feeling fall. Give him a crown apple. I love fall.

Give him a crown apple. I love fall. Give him a crown apple. Do you want it on ice? Yeah, yes, he does. I think it's not like, what would you like with it? It's like, do you want it on ice or just straight? We don't have mixers.

Do I get a cup or do I get to drink this out of my hands? Oh, we have his convicted melon. We could mix it withers. Do I get a cup or do I get to drink this out of my hands? Oh, we have his convicted melon. We could mix it with some liquid death. You know what? Let's just bring a glass of apple on the rocks

with a little liquid death and let's see what happens. I can give you some of my melon. A little convicted melon and a little convicted felon here. I'll have some of my melon. Typically the champ

doesn't share melons, but. Oh yeah, you guys are eating healthy. Yep. I love a good soda. Really? Yeah. Every once in a while I could crave a.

What's your soda of choice? Coke Zero. Coke Zero? Yeah. Is that even a soda? I was going to say, he's definitely Mountain Dew at work.

No. Yeah. Every once in a while I'll get a bottle of Mountain Dew if I feel small. There's no way you're not a gamer or you're a gamer and don't drink Mountain Dew. I drink maybe one Mountain Dew every six months. Okay.

It makes your pee pee small. You know that? Yeah, it's too late for that, dude. My balls are so big, you can't even talk. Thank you very much. It makes your pee pee small? Yeah. Mountain Dew makes your pee pee small.

I don't think that's true. There's also steroids in mac and cheese. What? Man, I must be... Name that movie. Must be steroids and macaroni. Yep, Benchwarmers. You haven't seen Benchwarmers?

I've seen Benchwarmers, but not enough to quote it. That's a damn good movie. Well, good. Well, the game today is very movie related. What's your favorite guilty pleasure movie? Guilty pleasure movie? I don't mind it. Get Smart remake with Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Steve Groff.

That one's a really good one. I'm going to say one that I liked that I was like, I shouldn't like this. La La Land. Never watched that. That's such a filmy answer. I had, well, everything else was sold out in the theater and we were already there. We're like, oh, might as well watch something. La La Land was open, so we watched La La land and i didn't hate it no yeah it was pretty

good i've seen 15 minutes of it yeah watch it any of the lego movies you've seen the barbie movie right yeah you look like you've seen it yeah it's not bad it's not bad everyone's everyone's like oh it's like talks about like lady stuff i'm stuff It's all just a satirical thing They don't have lady stuff It's Barbies They're just like Oh like the patriarchy Oh it's just making men look like assholes

And it was just all like satire That was pretty funny You need to stay out here Because watching your face every time he talks Is amazing No I'm saying No wait need to stay out here because watching your face every time he talks is amazing okay wait wait no you're so you're actually let's get another mic no just wait wait here's the thing i love love it. The roles are reversed. The way I was describing it,

I was not disagreeing with anything you're saying. You just thought I would... You're so tone deaf. You're so tone deaf. You didn't hear what I was saying. Well, this is the last time we will be doing it here. What's your favorite movie? Or your guilty pleasure movie? Twilight.

27 Dresses. 27 Dresses with Kevin Heigl. Okay. Or because I said so but they're just nostalgic what's the other one what'd you say because I said so I don't have a clue

what that is I have no idea what that is this is such a cozy atmosphere yeah yeah it's my nap spot

you guys are all on my nap spot you can go diagonal yeah I push that in the corner. Are you plunking? Yeah. That's fine.

Thanks, Gene. Gene? Mean Gene. Gene. I think I'm always going to call her Genevieve. That's fair. Do you guys want to play What's in Judd's Jersey? Yeah.

Yeah. Wait, Jack, do you want to go first? No. You don't want any? I kind of like Apple. I thought we were going to bring a little liquid down.

I've kept my jersey in sight the whole night. I know. Well, I don't have a jersey to do it with. All right. Give us a little shake,

a little rattle and roll. I know it's in. Did you already peek? Did you peek? No, there's no one. I don't know. It's in there. Give you already peek? Did you peek? No, there's no way. I don't know.

It's in there. Give me a shake. I'm shaking it. The thing is, you're hearing the beer. The shake doesn't help. Shake's not going to help. Is it sweet? It's not sweet tonight.

Holy shit. Pistachios. That's a good guess. I had pistachios today, but no. Do I get a question? Yeah. Okay. Is it multiple or something, or is it like one thing?

Okay. Ooh. Not sweet. Multiple. Not pistachios. Not pistachios. There's only a couple options left. It could still be peppers.

It could be peppers. That's incorrect. It is... Beef jerky bites. That's incorrect. It is beef jerky bites. That's pretty damn good. Yeah, absolutely. I purposely didn't eat any because I didn't want my breath to smell like it. When Judd

Judd's gonna smell like beef jerky bites. It's cheesy. I'm surprised the dogs didn't attack you. They were in a good mood today. They were. They were not very reckless. She is losing her hair a little bit.

Oh, it was way worse. Yeah. Like two weeks ago. I can see why you were a little cause for concern. Yeah, she was bald. Dr. Matt and Stanley stepping it up. Dr. Matt can kick rocks. So when the doctor that I went to go get my ankles looked at.

What's his first name? I don't know. It's an Indian. Dr. John. It's an Indian name? I don't know. Dr. John. It's an Indian name. Brian. But he sucked. I was like, hey, dude, my ankles hurt all the time.

And he looks at me. He goes, let's get them x-rayed. They're not broken. So go get them x-rayed. Joey Sly. Love Joey Sly. Is this a college game or is this Washington? Washington.

Oh, wow. I kind of like that. This could be distracting having this on. Yeah, it might be. And I got my ankles here. He goes, let's get some x-rays. So I get x-rays on both my ankles. And then he comes in and he feels my ankles and he goes, well, nothing's broken on your ankles.

I was like, I could have told you that. And then he goes, and your ankles feel good. I'm like, I roll them all the time. They're not good. And he goes, I think you just got to go to some physical therapy. And I was like, this is bullshit. I'm not going to go to physical therapy. I'll just deal with it.

We're going to do a physical therapy for your ankles. Roll them. You just go on a BOSU ball and do rubber band workouts and stand on it. I'll bring one from work. Save you some money. And I was so pissed because I was like this is bogus that's just like didn't help at all there's clearly something wrong with them and then uh gets that with a 500 yeah and i was like this is ridiculous and i have a bad knee too and i was like i was gonna

go get my knee looked at after i just stuck the leg in there a little farther like hey can you check that out too there's two but yeah there's definitely something floating around in my knee but not not the biggest fan of western medicine might have to start doing ayahuasca retreats yeah that's smart we both want rogers right there i like that i think just shoot it with some cortisone you'd be fine where do i get cortisone doctor that's true damn it i'm gonna start going to a gold gym. Do you guys have anything I can shove in my leg? Do you guys have any sharp objects? So since we've last seen each other, we're in a new place.

Yes. I mean, obviously everyone sees it. It's harder to show our feet. Yeah, it is very difficult. They haven't figured it out yet. Headquarters has been lit up in flames well it's still there do we know is there still did you hide money in there yeah yeah i left someone 20 bucks where no what i did leave um and rachel won't be pissed is my christmas decorations um i made left them the candy cane poles um the very top there's like one ribbon of candy cane on each pole.

She's like, you really need to take that down. I go, I'm going to see if it's still there. I'm going to knock on the door maybe in here and be like, hey, you ready for Christmas? Do you have a candy cane pole in there? I like that direction. Everyone's building his candy cane poles. Do you have yours up? It's like Frosty from Christmas with the Cranks.

Do you remember that? The fact that like, do we as a group care about Halloween coming up? Or we... Do we have ideas of what we're going to be for Halloween? I have the greatest couple costume ever. I'm Donald Duck. Okay. I'm Donald Duck.

Your face right there, you're like, this is going to be so stupid already. You're like, all right, what dumb fucking idea is this? It's the greatest. I love it. Hit me with it. Rachel doesn't. So I think... Because you're her cousin off that was off camera so that just sounded even worse

we talked about that before the podcast i thought we were filming we talked about that um as a couple one of you dressed as a chicken one of you dressed as a chicken, one of you dressed as an egg, and then you just take turns walking into the room. Who came first? Exactly. Well, usually if I come first, so if I would be the chicken,

whatever one I am, I came first. You'd probably come first too. You seem like a selfish lover. Yeah, absolutely. Selfish lover. You said you're going to be Donald Duck? I'm Donald Duck. Gene's Daffy Duck. We're going to be Donald Duck? I'm Donald Duck. Gene's Daffy Duck.

We're going to go see her nephew. Yeah, Jack's now dating his grandma, Gene. Gene. I like how you're just ducks. We're ducks because her nephew wants to be goofy. And so his parents are going to be Mickey Mouse. It's a real family affair. Wait, is Donald Duck and Daffy Duck in the same?

Oh, Donald Duck and Daisy Duck. Oh, and Daisy Duck. I was going to say, are they in the same? No. I was trying to say, like. Looney Tunes? Is it Looney Tunes? Same, like, world?

Yeah. Yeah, different worlds. One's DC, one's Marvel. Yeah. Disney's always Marvel. It's just always Marvel. If we do this again here, you need to set up a figurine like... What the fuck is this?

My desk was yelling at me. Is that your gaming alarm? Like, oh, got to hop on with the boys? No, he's got to go take a piss. My desk probably... Hi, bro. Maybe something with the cord. I think I want you to set up like a figurine like war scene,

and let's put it in the middle or behind it. I just got a new figure I want to paint. Really? What's the new figure? I got to get up and get it. How big is it? It's this big.

How long is that going to take you? 12 hours. 12 hours? I haven't painted in a while. Why don't you just dip them in the paint can and you're done? Because then it's just one paint.

You're not testing your skills with the brush. Wow. I painted that shelf right there. See those lines? They're pretty straight. It looks like you just dipped it in the can of paint. No, there's multiple colors on there.

Take another look at that. Look at the back. Check the back right there. Oh, yeah. I see that. I thought that was just different types of wood. Nope. I painted it.

That's nice. See those shelves right there? Built with these muscles. Built or you put them up? Is that the only time you wear your work boots? No. I wear them to work as well. You see him in his whitey tighties and his work boots putting that shelving together.

I built that. Still a little drunk from last night. That live edge slab from the middle of Florida. This is great for podcasting. We're showing you things that you cannot see. Well, just picture me doing manly stuff and that's why I'm the chair. You know those fold up tables? that's why I'm the chair. Joe's fold up tables. He just glued one to the wall.

Oh, Justin Field just got a touchdown. Do you have a chore list yet? Chore list? Of things I have to do? Yeah. Is she giving you one after the chore list episode?

No, I don't have any chore lists. Do you want one? No, I don't want any lists. We'll get her. We'll get her. She's right there. No. I don't want a chore list.

Do you guys want to play the game this early? We can play the game this early. Let's get started. Is it a 45-minute game? No. Okay. I know the game was too long last week. I felt it.

That was all right. That was okay. It was fun. We went from like, we started real hot. Game was good. Also, couldn't read the names off of it, which was hard. Which is also why I put them in there. Yeah, which was great.

That was a good move. So I need to give each one of you a piece of paper. Are we going to have to write things down? No. Thank God. Thank God. Also, when you go back, and when I go back and edit these, I can see all three cameras at once.

Even though when we add it together, we only see either me or you talking. Judd's face when we talk is sheer disappointment most of the time. We'll say something, and he's just like... That's how I feel all the time. All right. Now, you can pick one or two, whichever one you guys want. Grab one.

Okay. Can I open it? You can open it, but do not show the other person. All right. Now, you have five movies in front of you. You have five movies in front of you, all right? Pumpkin pie. You're going to take turns.

So, I would say... We both have the same movie because mine says pumpkin pie as well. No. There's that look. I don't know. There's that look. Anyways. So, I'm going to explain the game,

and then we'll have one of you go first. Okay. But look at your five movies, and you're going to have to, in one word, describe one of them. One of them you're going to have to give a synopsis without saying any of the characters' names. One of them you're going to have to act out. One of them you're going to have to act out. One of them you're going to have to

freestyle rap the summary with again out saying the person's name. And also one you're going to have to give one sentence. So pick which movie you want to do any of those in. Can I Google one of these? I don't know the synopsis.

I know the movie but I don't remember. Don't pick that one for the synopsis I know the movie but I don't remember Don't pick that one for the synopsis So each one Alright real briefly I'm more worried about the rap Yeah it's going to be pretty dumb Yeah you're going to have to figure out which one you want to rap Which one you want to have the synopsis

Which one you want to do the one word Which one you want to act out And which one you want to do the one sentence Say that one more time One word There's one you have to do with one word. Which one do you want to act out and which one do you want to do the one sentence? Say that one more time. One word? There's one you can do with one word. We can't use the name of anything in here, right?

I'm not going to allow in the synopsis no names of the characters as well. And then act out one where you have to freestyle rap and one where you have one sentence okay no name of characters um can i see your list again real quick this top part is that the name of the game that's the name okay uh the other thing i don't know if i've seen two of these movies

do you want to trade one no it's okay well i i'll figure it out i tried to pick the most do you know like of the movie i know of them yeah like a general okay then you can at least give like the one word then yeah so then i would say pick one of those for the one word and they act out for the ones you know I like it. All right. So. Okay. So. I can't say any of the characters? You can't say any of the characters. All right.

So we'll start with one word. Jack, you're going to tell you to Cusky, and Cusky's going to see if he knows it. One word. Good morning, beautiful. It's not a movie. I was your night. He's in deep thought for this. I was wonderful.

I'm just going to throw this one out because I know I can do the rest of them. Romance. Just give me the category of them. Romance. Just give me the category of a movie. Because that's, well, I know. I think I know which one it is. Okay.

Well, you wrote the game. Yes, but I wrote both of them. It's that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Notebook. That is correct. Fuck yeah. Yeah, dude.

That's great. So who gets points for these? Does Kuski get one point or do I get one point? Kuski gets a half a point for getting it correct. And you get one full point for him getting it correct. Yep. Okay, okay. Let's go. Kuski, the one word one.

Wizard. Harry Potter. That's correct. I might challenge myself and just go down the line. All right. A synopsis of the movie without saying the character's name. And if the person guesses a movie, he only gets one guess. Okay.

So we can't just keep guessing movies. Yeah. So I start? Yeah. Jack. This is really technically a trilogy of movies. Yeah. Okay.

If he gets any of them, he's fine. Yeah. Idiot. God damn. You're going to want to pick that up on the mic i'll turn his mic up okay so a fellowship goes on a journey to get rid of a certain thing that evil bad guy has that evil bad guy created to control everyone they split up into groups a couple little people and then some tall people that are pretty good at fighting.

All right? The couple little people end up walking for approximately three movies straight. All right? They get scared. They run. They hide.

They eventually get to their destination. The tall people that are good at fighting end up fighting all these bad guys. Orcs, giants, trees, I think, maybe. Wizards. Just bad guys. Orcs, giants, trees, I think, maybe. Wizards.

Just bad guys. Cool battle scenes. Cool battle scenes. It all goes to the end of the movie. They all end up getting to this big volcano at the bad guy's lair. All right? And then they throw this one object into this volcano. Lord of the Rings?

Yep. That is correct. That was very good that you didn't say the word ring yeah i can't say that's wild also your description was so long mine's gonna be four words the duke of the finger jewelry i could have said that um all right synopsis. Okay. There's these flying good dead people that are aiding. Flying good dead people. No, it's that are aiding a team to victory against.

It was an outfield. There you go. That's so good. Flying good dead people. Oh, man. That was so funny. That's a really good one. I knew what movie you were saying, but it there's something he was describing zombies.

But they're good people. Also, one of the movies, I don't know. I think I've seen it, but I, you know. Yeah. All right, next one is Act Out. So no words. You have to act it out. Oh, shit.

Okay. I'm fucked. Well, hold on. Look at the camera, dude. The camera's going to... Okay, so this is you. The camera's you. Magic Mike. Yep.

Honestly, the cobblehead helped him. Yeah, the cobblehead. Honestly, the combo had helped him. Yeah, the combo. These are good. These are good. I'm going to be honest. I'm full.

Wish I would have kept Harry Potter. You should. Yeah. Go straight down the line. So confident right away. See, I forgot what all the categories were. This one's act out. He's so confident right away. See, I forgot what all the categories were. This one's act out. The next one's freestyle rap.

Can I just go over the lyrics of another song to that beat? Sure, I can. Okay, that's good. Okay, I need Genevieve, but how do I act this out? You need a woman in it? How do I act this out? You need a woman in it? How do I act this out? Better not be a porn movie. Angry long-haired lady. Not good at charades.

Fuck you, hair. Honestly, that's not bad. No, I don't know how. Yeah, I don't. I mean, the best I got. Yeah. One, two, three, four, five. Long hair. Fuck long hair, redhead.

Five. Is that your final answer? No. But is that probably ballpoint? It's a movie. It's a movie. Oh, so, okay. You're right, I forgot. That's what the whole game was.

Try it again, slowly. No talking. Or no word. No. Kill Bill. Incorrect. No. It is? Mean Girls.

It's a real tough one to act out. Yeah. I would never have gotten it, but now that i hear the word yeah yeah the hair and the hair and the fuck you was pretty much me yeah that was pretty good yeah and i was like girls multiple i mean she's got a posse the i was the pointing at this i'm like kind of red pink oh i thought you were saying they don't sit with us. That's the thing. I haven't seen Mean Girls. Okay.

That's a good one. All right. Which I think is saccharine. Freestyle rap. Again, no words that are on the sheet of paper. No saying the people's characters. I can't say the actors? I'll allow the actors if you can do it.

Cowboy Cowboy Yeah I'm Heath Ledger And I head out west Where real men come equipped With spit in their ass That's all I do Where real men come equipped With spit in their ass. That's all I do. Real men come equipped with spit in their ass. That's all I do to say.

Oh, man. That was amazing. Everything going good back there? Yep. Do you need help? No. Okay. Oh, man.

I'm trying to – wait, can you need help? Okay. I'm trying to... Wait, can you quick sing Eminem, Knees Are Weak, what is it again? Bombs Are Sweaty, Knees Weak, Arms Are Heavy, Just Vomited On A Sweater Already, Mom's Spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop bombs. Eight Mile. Knew it. Yeah, Eight Mile. So it's like, how would I do this?

City's weak. Guards are... No. Hold on. City's weak. Guns are heavy. Villains on the loose. City's weak.

Guns are heavy. Villains on the loose Speak to him Only one can save me What color does he wear? There's only one color on his suit For the most part Don't sue me Hold on Oh For the most part, don't sue me.

Hold on. Oh, there's only one color on his suit. My head is pointy. Batman. There you go. Boom, that is correct. It's tough when you don't know what you're going to say and trying to keep it in rhythm. Honestly, Kid Rock came in clutch with Brokeback Mountain. Yeah. I was like, this is perfect. and trying to keep it in rhythm.

Honestly, Kid Rock came in clutch with Brokeback Mountain. Yeah. I was like, this is perfect. Well, the minute you said cowboy, I was like, that's where I went. Kind of sensing a theme with some of his movies. Actually, not a theme. I just kind of know where your head's at now. We've done enough of these where I'm like, I think I know where you're going. I was just trying to pick movies that you guys knew,

because Reba McIntyre was very foreign to you. So I was like, oh, I need to pick movies that everyone's seen. What is the last one? One sentence. One sentence about it. Not one word, one sentence. Can it be a run-on sentence? No.

Do you know why I'm asking? I don't know what your last movie is I probably do but Oh I got this Easy We just got a point and a half Alright here we go Don't fuck this up

Alright An Italian family Has a wedding It's his daughter's wedding And after the wedding Basically everything goes to shit Wedding crashers? An Italian family has a wedding. It's his daughter's wedding. And after the wedding, basically everything goes to shit. Wedding crashers? Incorrect. Wedding crashers?

What? Incorrect. The Godfather. Oh, yeah, I haven't seen that either. Okay, that's fine. I would have said like there's a horse in someone's bed. Yeah, but it's a one-word sentence about the movie. There's a horse in someone's bed.

You came to me on my daughter's wedding day and he's sitting there holding his cat. Shouldn't the points have been backwards? Because I could have just always got it wrong and he would have never gotten a full point. That's true. But we're playing as a team.

Yeah. Alright. Ready? You got this? Yeah. I will find you, and I will kill you. Taken. We're doing pretty good here. We're done. We only missed one each. It's a tie.

It's a tie. Think of a movie. Do you not have any backups? Jesus. Do you not have any backups after the game you made? You didn't account for ties you didn't plan this far ahead all right guys i'm gonna write down a movie all right it's gonna be on here and we're gonna see if you guys can guess what movie i wrote down okay just from the strokes of my pen okay i like it okay i can see his pen from here.

Yeah. I can't see shit. World War Z. Incorrect. You're still writing? No, I'm doing it over. It's a movie. Oh, good.

Forgot again. Oh, yeah, forgot that part. Honestly, you kind of did. Wizard of Oz. Is that it? All right, give us a hint It's been talked about La La Land

Incorrect Lego Movie Incorrect 27 Dresses Incorrect It's been talked about today? Yes That second movie she liked

No I don't know what that movie was Toy Story 2 No That second movie she liked. No. I don't know what that movie was. Toy Story 2. No. Twilight. No. What movie did we talk about? Yeah, what did we talk about?

What was your guilty pleasure movie? It wasn't a guilty pleasure movie. When did we talk about it today, then? Probably during the game. During the game? Nope. Are you sure we talked about it today then? Probably during the game. During the game? Nope. Are you sure we talked about it?

Are you talking with us? Well, mostly Jack and Gene did. We talked about a movie. Barbie. That's correct. You know, I thought that was too easy.

Then why didn't you say it? I don't know, because you know what? I wanted to spice things up a little bit. Barbie. You can't let the patriarchy spice things up a little bit. Barbie. You can't let the patriarchy win. Well, you lost.

Yeah. See? It's one for the matriarch. The matriarch. Oh, I did have a game that I didn't know I brought, but you guys want to try my breathing apparatus I had to do for my surgery? Yes. Okay, perfect.

Is it a breathalyzer? Does it count as that? I thought you brought a breathalyzer. So this is a breathing apparatus I had to do for my surgery? Yes. Okay, perfect. Is it a breathalyzer? Does it count as that? I thought you brought a breathalyzer. So this is a breathing apparatus. Yours. You thought it was my breathalyzer? Yeah, I was like, it's yours. There's a name for this, but I just kept-

You're doing sober October? Now he's got a breathalyzer in his living room? He says to start his computer that way. So yeah, there's a name for this, but I kept calling it a breathing apparatus at the hospital. Like, it's this. I'm like, it's a breathing apparatus. You're supposed to suck in and keep it between, like,

they asked me to keep it to, like, at 3,000. You can suck to 3,000, dude? It's like luck, luck, 3,000, right? That's so weird. I would never be able to suck that much. It'd probably be like 12. You're going to hit 4,000 right away. Judd, your turn. I'm pretty damn good at it.

Do you just blow as hard as you can? You suck. You suck. I did suck to 4,000. Well, the thing is, you want to... Strong. You sure you want to touch that now? It's strong. Three, two, one.

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And you want to leave it there. How do you leave it there? You slowly suck? I don't know. Now blow down. You got to do the twisting motion. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Finger the twisting motion. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Finger in the old. Oh, yeah. You know what? I'm starting to agree with that comment. You guys should definitely make a podcast. This shit sucks. I think if we had our socks in the picture while we were doing that, we would be millionaires.

Oh, this would be our most viewed video. Millionaires. This is called a bull die. I want to, we would be millionaires. Millionaires. This is called a Voldemort. I think we actually have fans now. There's a few people who actually enjoy watching this outside of our feet. Maybe a few. Most people are

just perverts. They love you. They think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. They think we found Judd from Breaking Amish. How did I go from Jewish to Amish? Like, it's just every week. You do. I mean.

Yeah, that's fair. Jewish Amish. I think it depends on the haircut and the beard is really what it is. And the beard's longer. It's. More Amish. From Springa. Yeah.

Yeah. It's rough. It's a rough time out here. But I feel like every one of our comments comments now are people that just love in the content yeah and then it's like great feet angle yeah and also jack you are a heartthrob you are that's why i've been covering my face up it's been going to your head so much yeah i've been getting a little bit a little bit chaotic lately i mean you haven't won a lot of games you have a champion you haven't let go of the belt yet.

You have sunglasses now. You have everything about you. My persona. I read that one comment from that roofer. Was it a massive bear or whatever? Muscle bear? No, muscle bear wants to hang out with us. Muscle bear wants to hang out.

Should we entertain bringing... We're not hanging out with muscle bear. Sorry, muscle bear. Should we do a plug-a-friend? No. I'm not meeting muscle bear. If I already with muscle bear should we do a muscle bear should we do a plug a friend no i'm not i'm not meeting muscle bear if i already met muscle bear maybe but um yeah that roofer really pissed me off he goes dude you guys are 25 and i was like you want to see what a guy that's 25 can act like when he's the fucking fake work boots the champ wait what i don't i don't know about this one. What happened? We talked about it last time.

There's just one guy who owns a roofing company. It was like, you guys are 25 when we were talking about... When you wake up hungover, you have a beer Saturday. Yeah, we're letting him win right now. He's on two episodes. No, I'm letting my haters be my motivators, dude. Look at me. He doesn't have a championship belt.

He doesn't have a cowboy hat. He can't rap about Brokeback Mountain like I can. OK. I'm the best in the fucking business. I got the skills to pay the bills. You know what I mean.

Genevieve don't you pay the bills here. I assume Genevieve pays all the bills. Yes she does. She's in charge of She pays them with your money. She has her money.

So. She's got good money. One of us might be leaving. We might be doing this. Just you two from here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We got to figure that out. I was quite thinking about getting you guys. Because we always do all the games. There's going to be a lot better. All of us are going to be seeing you guys just be sending me full episodes. Like, hey, we did one. I'm like, what the fuck? Just put yourself in one of these.

The only problem is we're going to be here. We're not going to have any cameras or something. We're just going to talk for a little bit. Oh, fuck. We did an episode. Didn't record it. We just hung out. We didn't have cameras.

Jack painted the whole time. Can you go get your figurine? Yeah. Go get your figurines. What do you call them? Figurines? Miniatures? Miniatures.

How often does your girlfriend touch you? Fiance, sorry. A lot. No. What the fuck? All right, so who do we got winning this game? Right now, the Bears and the Commanders are playing and I have the Commanders winning, but they are down

10. We know from Judd's picks, not great. That means Cubbies get their first win. We should do our NFL picks too. We didn't do them last week. I know we didn't. Here's the dragon.

Oh my god. Here's the new one. Oh, it comes in a box It's like a computer game Operative Umbral 6 Officio Assassin Norum Genevieve why are you still with him What did he do

This He hasn't done it in a long time actually Alright this alright oh no we found out and we were shocked for a little bit like you know it checks out that's sweet you paint her nails or Hitler two people I know love to paint we love painting Isn't that nice? That's sweet. You paint her nails. Is it Bob Ross or Hitler?

Two people I know love to paint. We love painting. And I do hate you, too. I just collected paint. So what is, am I looking at what you're going to paint here? It looks like the Statue of Liberty and then a military man shooting a machine gun out of her head. You put them together. Yeah. And then didn't have sex for 27 years?

Honey. All right. Do I make love sometimes? Did you know that he painted these before you got with him? He didn't paint it himself. Oh, he already hooked you and he was like, you're like,? He didn't start painting them himself. Well, you know... Oh, he already hooked you and he was like,

you're like, damn, it's too far in. Smart. Yeah, that seems about right. Well, I used to paint them growing up and then I stopped because I wanted to be

like all the cool kids. Honestly, better than video games. Which I do play a lot of as well. I'm afraid I'm going to break this. So they start like this.

Oh, okay. That stresses me out. This one was free. Okay, what is your most expensive figurine? You have a subscription? There's a subscription to your... What Chinese factory are you subscribed to that's sending you these things?

These are from the UK. Games Workshop, all right? They're a good brand. Who outsources their stuff to China. They might do that, probably. Do you play D&D? No, I've played. Yep, yep.

I see that smile back there. She's like, oh, yeah. I haven't officially played it. I played it one time, but didn't play it. Really? This one? The most expensive one is this one. What is the most money you've spent on one of these things?

Alright, I'm going to start saying numbers. You just say higher or lower. 400. 400. $150? Yeah, but you got a Game of Thrones themed kit. That was like $100. You have the kit in your drawer. $150? Yeah, but there's a bunch of them. There's like 50 miniatures to paint.

Like that's Cersei. Remember when he said he painted Cersei? I painted 14 of them. Out of how many? Like 50. What are you going to do with them? I'm going to make a diorama, and I'm going to put them in my man cave. So this is the head for that guy.

But that guy was like, I think, $200. The head? All man cave so this is the head for that guy but that guy was like i think two hundred dollars the head all of it together the head just the head was two hundred dollars all of it together two hundred dollars shut up that thing yeah and the head came separate what's this a thousand yeah i put it all together and i wanted to put detail on the head so i separated it i'm gonna glue it on. How small is your paintbrush? I've got a bunch of paintbrushes. Some of them are big, some of them are little.

He has a magnifying glass over there. Of course he does. See that thing to the left of the chair right there? That's my magnifying glass. It has a light in it. Yeah, you're definitely going to put some ships and bottles when you get older.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Once my first wife leaves me because I... Yeah, because you do that. You leave me. I spend all my money on ships and bottles.

You're definitely leaving him. We all know that. or she likes me for my creativity and my heart glasses and the fact that i'm the champion of the entire world right now with my belt well i do we did tie so what do you what do you think about him being a heartthrob on the youtubes oh they love him the feet people love jack. They were upset. They're all men. They were upset because Jack only showed his feet one time in an episode. And they time stamped it. Are you saying that because I commented,

I told them that you guys need to wear shoes in your podcast? No, that's not in the comments. Is that why you touch your toes so much? Yeah. I'll read you some of the comments, and we'll see if you like them or not. This one. Are these men, women, or others?

We're going to assume they're mostly men. All right. So here we go. They're probably all dudes, honey. Jack, why do you hate us? First time with the dirty socks, and then we can't see anymore? That's from BrandonX9BBdub. I don't think you quite know the world we are in right now uh jack what

happened you had the sexiest dirty socks ever and then you crossed your legs once not cool crying emoji maybe we should buy yourself we've we got offers 150 bucks for one then he got kicked off instagram and then this this is the one that actually i almost brought the bag of socks today this is the one that hurts the most this is from uh his name is user t zz he goes jack is the most handsome man in the podcast love his mustache his stubble his cheeks and those white socks heart emojis and then kuski comments back to this and says say something nice about judd and he goes ha, ha ha ha, I love all you guys, but Jack is just the most handsomest man. You don't know any of these.

Oh, that's why he's, yeah. That's why I'm the fucking champ right now, dude. Yeah, my favorite one is I got an Instagram DM asking for me and Jack socks. He's like, hey, how much for a pair of socks? Just us two. And I go, said nothing about Jack. It's only because you wear dark socks all the time and no one can see how dirty they are.

No, no, no, no. You do not buy competitive socks. That would be the first time. Because we've tried to sell our socks. Yeah, he said a hundred bucks he would. We just had to send a video of us putting them in a bag and then he got kicked off. We do have a bag of socks in my storage unit right now. You put a song over it. What song?

Yep, my socks and his socks in the storage unit. I think they'd love that. It's a little sensory overload. And then we put your socks in there too. No, we didn't. I wanted to. I wanted to, but we were going to do it out of spite. Yeah, just out of spite. I was going to

spit on my socks And then put them in there Ooh that would have been A nice little extra flavor Yeah exactly Yeah I'm good Thank you though We can get up and get it

Thank you very much though Thanks Genevieve I'm good Thank you Do you have them on a leash still? You guys can sit on the job Don't mind me guys You are such

You're You're such a nice lady Do you know what we have to do next? You're a nice lady. Do you know what we have to do next? You're a nice lady. What do we have to do next? So my lady's been in an episode and hosted us. We didn't do that. No, no.

You know where this is going. Shut it. We didn't do the NFL thing. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. Is your cousin girlfriend real too? Yeah, and how Genevieve has hosted us. We need to go to his apartment and see

how well your lady house or do you guys just live to split rent uh i mean for we can come on over anything you want i don't i don't know he killed her already i don't know if we have enough room you have enough room i've been there okay okay then yeah come there. Where's the body buried? Also, can I gift you when I leave the yellow chair? Oh, that's a nice chair. I'm going to get you a green one, by the way. Nah. Well, you have to.

You're one of the employees. You will do as... Have you gotten a paycheck yet? I got to the drink tickets in the car. All right, so the next one. We're close, though, to getting paid by YouTube. Did you know that? Ooh, close.

130 way. Views? Subs. Subs. Sub. Come be a sub. Is this allowed? Like, subscribe.

Probably not. Cunt. Go forth. Come be a sub. Is this allowed? Like, subscribe. Probably not. Cunt. Go forth. Midget, midget, midget, midget, midget. We're going to get so banned. I don't like the way you said that C word. Cracker?

I don't like the way you said that. It sounded like you really do hate all women. You need to watch the Barbie movie. So you can appreciate. Don't believe in the Barbie movie. It's a damn good movie. You guys ready? Are we're playing another game we're doing football oh we're doing football i'm gonna take the bears over washington okay i'm gonna put washington i'm also gonna do washington they're gonna come back okay um jacksonville at buffalo. Buffalo. Buff.

I'm going to also do Buffalo. Smart. He thought about it for a second there. Houston and Atlanta. Houston. Atlanta. I also have Houston. Fuck.

Carolina at Detroit. Detroit. Detroit. Tennessee at Indianapolis. Indianapolis. Indianapolis. I'm going to do Tennessee at Indianapolis. Indianapolis. Indianapolis. I'm going to do Tennessee. Thank God.

Giants at Miami. Miami. Miami. Miami. By a good margin, too. Well, they're already 12-point favorites. Jesus. New Orleans at New England.

New Orleans. Is Derek Carr playing? I don't know. I'm going to go New Orleans because I think Kamara is going to make a – you know he's going to have a good game. I'm going to do New England. Baltimore at Pittsburgh. Baltimore. Pittsburgh.

I'm going to do Baltimore. Are you serious? Yeah. I'm going to do Baltimore. Why are you saying Pittsburgh? Why not? They're the worst team in the NFL right now. No, they're not.

Philadelphia. The Bears are. No, they're not. Philadelphia. The Bears are. No. Pittsburgh stinks. The Rams. Philly. Philly. Philly.

Cincinnati at Arizona. Cincinnati by a hair. Joe Burrow, he's looking healthier this week. I'm going to do Arizona. Thank God, dude. I'll do Arizona as well. Ooh. I'm going to do Arizona.

Thank God, dude. I'll do Arizona as well. Ooh. He gets so offended if I pick his team. He's frustrated. You're frustrated. I really want to go, like, 16. Oh, that would be super. I know.

Jets at Denver. Jets. Zach Wilson looked pretty good against the Chiefs last week. Yeah, but he caught lightning in a bottle. But also, I don't like Russell Wilson anymore, so Jets. I was going to say Denver. I'll go Denver. I'm going 16-0, baby.

Kansas City at Minnesota. Kansas City? Yeah. Kansas City. Has Minnesota won a game yet? Yes, they won last week. Dallas at San Fran. San Fran.

Well, that's a fun one. I'm going to give it to Dallas. I'm going San Fran. Green Bay at Las Vegas. Green Bay. Go, Pat, go. Go, Pat, go. Go, Pat, go.

All right. We'll see how we do. When were we the last game? When are we playing? Are we Monday? Monday. We are? Yeah, and then we're off. We're going to buy.

I don't like buy weeks. I'm going to spend a jersey today. What jersey would you buy? I was going to buy love. I think we should get something if someone goes 16-0. And if someone goes 0-16. You have to buy a jersey of whoever they want. Trip in.

If they lose? No, if they go 16-0. 16-0, you guys have to buy someone a jersey. And then if you go 0-16. You have to buy both people a jersey. A hat. Both people a hat. How about if you go 0-16?

You break sober October. I live in Milwaukee forever. I move to Denver. And you move to Denver. And you go back to the farm. I don't think any of us are going to go 0-16. I don't think anyone's going 16. I just did.

Can I have another cookie? Only one of just did. Can I have another cookie? Only one of us can. Can I have another cookie? I definitely did it. That's why I have the belt. I'm really good at everything. I feel very just like, just sit here, relax. Don't even need to talk anymore.

Were you nervous about that getting on your couch? Also, I think most this episode, my knee is just in front of my face. That's okay. Do you feel silly, dude? Do you feel embarrassed? Yeah, I feel like the end of this episode, we're just all in the sink in the couch. Yeah, we're slowly sinking.

We're slowly getting. It's going to be a four-hour episode. We're slowly getting lower and lower. May not be our best one, but you know. Yeah, keep blowing, baby. We got two. I like that you still stuck on it after he hacked up a lung after doing it. You commit to the bit. It's strong, dude.

You're telling me your doctor gave you this? Yeah. I have two of them. Can you imagine hitting both of these at once? I have. I've double-fisted apparatuses before. A Voldyne 4000 Hudson RCI. Can you imagine being the person that names these things? Well, wait.

That's a 9000? 4,000. No, it's a 4,000. They're naming these things like golf balls. Old generation. I was going to say, yeah. I think they're on like 12. They're naming these things. Oh, I actually have someone in this game.

I need Scary Terry to make some fucking catches. Scary Terry. You know you can just change how high you're supposed to do it, right? Yeah. But my doctor had me at whatever. We're going to get you there. I didn't have the greatest lung capacity after my surgery. Yeah, I would assume that because they took your lungs out, right?

Yeah, both of them. They took them out. They squeezed them. Took all the air out of them. Squeezed them. Made them really tight like a plastic bag. I thought like a sponge. Yeah.

I'm going to edit this and judge this. Now I'm going to be in frame. I'm in frame. I can see myself. Dude, everyone's slowly getting more and more low. Oh, is that Scary Terry? No, it was Gibson. Scary Terry, what a Halloween name.

These are big Halloween outfits. I just called them their uniforms. Outfits. The bear should have won the... Dude. I definitely sound... Your girlfriend's your cousin. I definitely sound like I watch Mean Girls.

The bears should have wore their pumpkin outfits. Those all were the pumpkin outfits. What do you want to do for a Halloween episode? Come in costume. Pumpkin carving. We were going to come as furries after episode one, and we never did that. Don't mind that. We could pumpkin carve. We need to get lapel mics. No one's going to come as furries after episode one and we never did that. I don't mind that.

We could pumpkin carve. We need to get lapel mics. No one's going to hold the microphone and carve a pumpkin. How about we all carve our own pumpkin, bring it to the episode? And come in costume. You know I've never carved a pumpkin in my life? You grew up on a farm. What does that mean?

Do you think we just carve pumpkins? I thought it was like a rite of passage. That's all the Amish do. You don't have TV? I'm just carved pumpkins? I thought it was like a rite of passage. I think I probably. That's all the Amish do. You don't have TV. I'm going to rephrase that. I'm going to rephrase that. I don't remember ever getting, carving a pumpkin. Did you paint pumpkins?

Did you celebrate Halloween growing up? I think so, yeah. Do the Amish believe it? Do you think you celebrated Halloween? That means you definitely didn't celebrate. Do you think he got beat as a kid? No, I think. Were you allowed to watch Harry Potter growing up?

Did you live in the basement? First of all, I didn't read Harry Potter because I didn't like it. He could't celebrate. Do you think he got beat as a kid? No. Were you allowed to watch Harry Potter growing up? Did you live in the basement? First of all, I didn't read Harry Potter because I didn't like it. He could like it. It was just like I was too busy playing sports. He can't read. I can't read. Was it banned in your house? No, it wasn't banned in my house.

It's sacrilegious for sure. What do the Amish believe? I had very religious people live next to me and they couldn't read Harry Potter. Really? That's why I'm asking. Because I know you're Amish and Jewish. I think the onlyish believe? I had very religious people live next to me, and they couldn't read Harry Potter. Really? That's why I'm asking. Because I know you're Amish and Jewish, so I have a Jew religious view. I think the only thing we couldn't really do was R-rated movies at the time. Is your mom Amish, or is your dad Amish?

Well, you can't be Jewish if his mom's not Jewish, so your dad's the Amish one. Because you're Jewish Amish. Jewish Amish? Jammish. Yarmulke doesn't run on power. But it does have the chin beard attachment. Yeah. Yarmulke with the chin beard.

Which also could be... What's the other one? Orthodox Jewish. Don't they have chin beards? No, don't they have the little swirly... It's a curly fries. The curly fries? It's a curly fries. That's so funny. Aren't those have chin beards? No, don't they have the little swirly? It's a curly fries. The curly fries. That's so funny.

Aren't those just attached to their hat? Yeah. Some of them probably. It's like those visors with the hair. Yeah. We all know. Like the guy with the hair. Oh, he's going deep.

Oh, that's Barry Terry? No, that was number two. Who the heck is that guy? Definitely not number one. Listen, that catch was wide open. John Dotson is number one. I don't know who number two is. But this not number one when it's in that catch it was wide open john dotson's number one i don't know who number two is but this guy there's a reason for that you see where he caught that yeah that was bad that was not good it looks like my madden receivers when i'm in when i'm playing creative player oh yeah that's rough you know once a year i get the itch

to play mad and i just put on rookie mode score score like 100 touchdowns, and I'm done. Brown. I love doing that. I can't wait for NCAA to come out. That'll be a lot of fun. Are you going to create a college and do all that? Or are you going to just create a player, play four years, get drafted, import them into Madden, play a career with them.

That's a lot of playing. I like also playing, like picking Air Force, just Air Force Academy or something. Beating up on everyone? Yeah. Yeah. Just choosing a weird team and then all of a sudden just building a dynasty out of it.

But my friends and I, we actually just got our teams drafted. We're having a Madden league. We have six weeks of two games. You drafted Madden teams? Yeah, it was just an automatic poll, so I got the Bills. Do you play as the entire Bills team, or is it like a fantasy team? Entire Bills team, because some people have PlayStations, some people have Xboxes, some people have computers.

You can all connect. Yeah, you can't play a franchise with them, though, so you just have to do matchups. So we're just doing exhibition matchups. Bills is a pretty good team. Yeah, we chose the top ten, so we did a random generation of that. Imagine if you got the Bears. Actually, Bears and Madden-wise probably is pretty good because Justin Fields can run. It's like the Michael Vick effect.

I would say the worst team you could probably have is maybe Washington. Washington. Miami's fun, but two is left-handed, so it's weird when you're used to playing with right-handed quarterbacks in the game. So that would throw a couple people off, I assume. Yeah, I haven't played Madden since it was Madden 10, maybe. Larry Fitzgerald's on the cover. I think my mom has very similar decorations for Christmas as that creepy fucking pumpkin.

That pumpkin is like a little gnome. How'd you drop that? I think someone was off-sites, too. Oh, okay. I watched this TikTok on the way to here. Wait, driving? Yeah. I was trying to get some ideas.

I wonder why your car looks like that. My car looks fine now. Did you crash your vehicle? I ran into a snowplow. No, okay. This guy's like, this is my favorite theoretical question to ask people. I was like, it's a really long-winded question. Basically, if you were put into an arena with just the clothes on your back,

and 60 feet away was a spawn point, and a 12-year-old version of you spawns, and immediately they're only objected, they're programmed, to just run at you and try and kill you. You can do whatever you want to subdue this 12-year-old kid or kill him, choke him out, whatever. So if you do it in five seconds, you have 55 seconds to rest before another one spawns. Okay. How many 12-year-old versions of yourself do you think you could subdue before someone kills you?

So if you don't get – let's say you get tired after 10. Do they have weapons? And then a second one comes. No. It's just you versus a 12-year-old kid. And so let's say you get tired after 10, and then all of a sudden there's two there, and then three, then four.

How many 12-year-old versions of you do you think you could kill? Wait, so one, kill it, you wait 50 seconds. How much time do you have left? 60 seconds,'s 60 seconds. Every 60 seconds, another kid spawns. So then two at a time? Or just one at a time? Just one.

Oh, one at a time the whole time? Yeah. Until infinity. Infinity me. Infinity 12-year-old me. You think you could just... Dude, that kid had puffy nipples and man boobs. There's no way.

You don't think you... I'd fucking murder him. You're not getting tired? He had coconut. coconut haircut braces i'd punch his lips through his braces that little bitch boy would not survive any situation i'd kill infinity of me i don't know i'll probably i'm gonna give a realistic answer and go like 50 okay fine i would say realistic 3,000. That's fine. Not in vending.

You're getting tired. 3,000. I would not get tired of beating that little bitch. It's like the pacer test, but with beating kids up. I'd kick him in the kneecap. Like, I'm scrawny now, but I was like skin and bones when I was 12. You could do this really hard to one of them. When I played high school, they put me at like 200 pounds on the play sheet because they didn't want to tell everyone what I weighed as the quarterback.

What do you weigh now? I probably weigh like 165, 170 right now. How much did you weigh then? I weigh 160. They put 200. They put 200. So teams would travel and be like, 200 pounds. Where does he hold it?

You know where he's holding it. It's all in your ass. It's all in Jack's swollen balls. Yeah, it was very funny. So 50 of you? 50, I think, is fair. I'm probably running out of steam after the first 10. Yeah, he's 90 already.

The first 10. Dude, like 10 kids is a lot, man. 10 kids is a lot. And you get tired. Your arms start hurting. You just. How many kids are you punching? Yeah, and then your hand starts to hurt.

Fine. At some point, you probably don't feel it. 3,000. You don't need to kill them. You don't need to kill them. If I kick one really hard. But also, okay. What do you mean subdue?

Because then they're still there. Yeah, I didn't quite listen to that. But it's like. You know. If you can basically incapacitate them. Yeah. So, like, if you kick them, they're, like, knocked out. Or, like, you choke them out and they can still there. Yeah, I didn't quite listen to that, but it's like if you can basically incapacitate them. Yeah. So if you kick them, they're knocked out, or you choke them out and they can't move.

Then can they come to you afterwards? No. Okay, 3,000. So they can't join in on the fight that's up. Yeah, like once they don't heal up, and then like, oh, I'm joining in again. 3,000. 3,000 my ass.

3,000 12-year-old means absolutely. Do me a favor. Get up. Sprint to that door. Sprint back. I want to hear how heavy you're breathing. I'm in socks and it's a hardwood floor. Already excuses.

I'm going to drop him down to maybe 20 to 30. 3,000 of me. 3,000. When's the last time you exercised? Today. Coming up the stairs doesn't count. I went to Lifetime and I did my shoulder and back workout. Take your shirt off. Exercised. Today. Coming up the stairs doesn't count. All right. I went to Lifetime and I did my shoulder and back workout.

Oh. Take your shirt off. I took a cold shower. We did get asked to do this shirtless once. Oh. Maybe. Maybe. I need a tan then.

Yeah, we should all just fake bake. Should we go get spray tans and then just... I can't go to work in a spray tan. Also, weird thought. I kind of want to do one of these just standing up the whole time. I don't know why. I thought you have. Didn't of want to do one of these just standing up the whole time. I don't know why. I thought you have. Didn't you, like, bake with those?

Yeah, you did the bake thing. Yeah, but, like, nothing in front of us. Just see how awkward it gets. Just us. And then the cameras are that. Just a lot of this. Just a lot of thumbs in the pocket. Hey, guys.

Yeah, this is fun. Thanks for watching the fat shaz podcast we really enjoy our viewers should we just end it now yeah that seems great that's a good one

good way to end it