Fat Chance Podcast - The Boys of Fall #9

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

Early access to the bar... Jack goes hunting for the first time. Judd does the Newly Wed Game Michael is really short. CHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! Get your Chewzie TODAY! https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy

Someone, if I blacked out and woke up there, I'd be like, oh, where the fuck am I? Ooh, what's the craziest place to black out at? Okay, well, the craziest place I blacked out at or woken up from a blackout. Yeah, woke up. Woken up. Woke up on the outside of an apartment in downtown Milwaukee, completely nipped naked, zip-tied to a backpack. Hold on.

Start whenever. Start whenever? Should we close? Should we lock Brandon out now? Hold on. Or whatever. Should we close? Should we lock Brandon out now? Thanks for the cover, buddy. I need the full camera frame. This is uncomfortable, I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah, this is uncomfortable. Because you're sitting in a...

A bar is too... What? Well, I'm underage. I shouldn't be here. No, the fact that I got to reach all the way over to talk to you like this. That's why I said if we all scoot back a little bit. We could scoot back. Maybe we should have set this up on a table.

I mean, looking back. I did think that as soon as I walked in. I did think that as soon as I walked in. Hey, Dave. Good. How are you? You too. What's up. Good. How are you? You too. What's up?

What are you up to? That's good. You met Jack and Judd? Yeah. Judd. It's Dave. Dave owns the bar. You don't need to crawl over everything.

Thanks for letting us come in here and do this. To dugout 54. Yeah. This is where you rent trucks, and do this. To Dugout 54. Yeah. This is where you rent shows, right? Yeah. Copper Comedy. In the basement.

Home of Copper Comedy. Copper. Yeah. When's that coming back? Do you want to promote it? December 1st is the next show. We got the whole

schedule out online on Dugout 54's Facebook page and Copper Comedy. Chastity Washington. Chastity Washington? That's a great show. Yeah. It's a great show. She's a killer. Yeah. When's the first time you ever saw Chastity washington this chastity washington that's a great show yeah it's a great show she's a killer yeah yeah when's the first time you ever saw chastity um i had a monday

at a mic no like the first time you've ever seen her do comedy it's always like what am i doing i'm the worst comedian in the world yeah i got bumped for her at the high note yeah mine was high note too mine was high note too and it was like right in the heat of COVID. So like I barely could recognize her because I've seen her before. Yeah. But I didn't know it was her. And so she was wearing like her mask and everything and walked in. And I was like, who is this person that everyone's like freaking out about?

Because everyone's like, oh, Chastity's here. And I'm like, all right, let's see what happens. And she went up. And I went right before her. And she went up and like made fun of what I said. Just like every other time. You know what? It might have been the same night because I was supposed to go after you,

and I was like, why am I getting bumped? And I go, now I know why. Yeah, following chastity is rough. It's really rough. I think I was like three months in. Are we all good on drinks? I think we're all good on drinks. Are you sure you're good?

I think we can do another round so we don't have to go back. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Should we just line them up? back. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Should we just line them up? Yeah. What's round two? Yeah. What are you guys getting?

I'll take Coors Light, please. Same. Same. High Light, please. One High Light, three Coors. Okay. That's it. So, you got three beers and one day one?

Yeah. Yep. Yeah. That's it. So you got three beers and one beer one? Yeah. Yep. Yeah. I put my butt in it. I butt shrug it, actually. I put it in the bottom. We planned that whole thing. Sorry, you can cut that.

No, it's all right. We just told Dave, we said Judd's gay. Just make a gay joke. There is a few people that have DMed me, like, are you sure he's not? I saw that. I am. If he gives us views, I am. I saw the comment on the last one, and it was like, I love this podcast.

Every time I get a good, and it was a peanut emoji. And I was like, oh, my God. Do you think they do? Yeah, that guy does. I think these guys are all trolls. I think Kuski's got just a slew of degenerate friends that spend every waking moment jerking off their feet. That's what I think it is. I have no idea what is going on.

So do we bring up the latest request I got then? Well, first of all, we have to show our feet at some point. Yeah. So stay tuned. We'll show our feet. We'll stick them up. We'll show the dogs. I don't know if I showed you this one, Brandon, but the request I got was insane.

We remember this, right? Yeah, you put it in the chat. That was – and you know what? I'm not shaming anyone at all, but what I was asked to do for a good amount of money made me very uncomfortable the other week. Here's the thing. You're going through that internal struggle of like,

that's a good amount of money. That's half my rent. You can do a lot of work. Like, I could do that, but that will circulate. Like, someone you don't want to see that is going to see you squirming oh yeah so basically should i go over it well basically the request was you to be a hostage video yeah yeah fake kidnaps hostage style with feet first it was and again

not shaming whoever asked me because he was very polite about it. He's like, hey, I have an offer for you for $650, and I sent it to you guys and Rachel at first. And Rachel's like, do it. But then I got the instructions for how to do this. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thanks, Dave. Hell yeah. Thanks, Dave.

Thank you again for letting us do this. But I got the instructions how to do this, and this is where you might want to leave. I don't know if you want us in the bar anymore. Appreciate it. Thank you. You'll look at us differently after this story is completed. But it was I need to be in a corner with a sock tied around my face, like gagging myself with my own sock, legs tied up,

and then squirming and groaning a little bit for a minute. See, the thing about when you showed it to us in the group chat, my only thought was how is he supposed to get out? Because someone has to help you get tied up. You can't tie yourself up. There's someone has to help you get tied up you can't tie yourself up oh i went in the room for a minute watching you do that there has to be someone in the room someone's recording honestly honestly that should be the next podcast you guys just sitting in the room and he's tied up doing that okay that would be an hour that's an hour

that's oh what is that what What's $650 times 60? Someone do the math real quick. $3,600 something dollars. It's more than that. Wait. It's like $36,000. Oh, shit, $36,000. Yeah. How long did you have to be like that?

A minute. Oh. And it was a recurring offer. Like, I could have kept doing it over and over again. Yeah, that's not that bad. $39,000. Jesus. I've done some things for an hour, and it's not that bad. $39,000. Jesus. I've done some things for an hour and it's not...

But also at the same point, just having you in the side of a podcast, just like that would be very funny. So I brought some rope. So Jack, what are you up to this weekend? That's so funny. But yeah, no, definitely. When I saw that, I was like, this is like a big struggle.

I would probably do that, but then I would have a coworker be like, hey, dude, what is up with this thing circulating right now? Are you claustrophobic? Me? If we're in a plane and it's delayed and I'm stuck on a plane, then I will be, but typically I'm not. Because you just feel like you're caged in too much? Yeah, I'm surrounded by people I don't like, and then I'm sitting there

and it's like there's no out. The only thing I can do is sit there and just chill. And that's very difficult to do when you're running late. So I feel like the claustrophobia is heightened by the fact that I'm running late for some time. But that's the only other time I'm fine in small spaces. I've got these big hips that will only squeeze through. I'm claustrophobic enough.

Are you claustrophobic enough? What gets you claustrophobic then? I think it's just like Like you said you can't get off the plane Knowing I don't have an exit plan Kind of thing That's the big thing I live in a small space and I can get out of it

Like if someone puts Like people who are claustrophobic You just put them in a closet and they start freaking out It's like just open the door Becky But if you lock it and you're in a small space And my guy can't get out Then I'll start freaking out a little bit Like if you them in a closet and they start freaking out. It's like, just open the door, Becky. But if you lock it and you're in a small space and you're like, I can't get out, then I'll start freaking out a little bit. If you're in a closet, you just want to come out of the closet. Yeah, I just want to come out of the closet.

I prefer to be in – I prefer to be in – Can I get the highlight if you want to switch? I prefer to be in small spaces. It just makes me feel like I'm in the womb again. What are you, a cozy boy? Yeah. So, like, wait.

Where's your notes? Where's your notebook If you wrote that down Brandon you better do some proofreading Before you bring that to the stage Which Apparently Iowa Is only an hour away from Madison

Which still blows my mind I still believe it's a four hour drive I also have only experienced four hour drives to Iowa You're in the top of Iowa It's the border I still believe it's a four-hour drive. I also have only experienced four-hour drives to Iowa. You're in the top of Iowa. Tippy Top of Iowa. It's the border. It's still Wisconsin. I might have won that point.

Well, we do have some pull tabs. Wait, should we do, like, whoever gets the most wins? Wins the most money? Yeah, that makes sense, Brandon. I mean, you've got to do something, whoever loses. If we win the money. If we win, Jack doesn't go hunting. He's got to drink with us all night. And you've got to drive up early.

Jack has to come with me to Iowa if he doesn't win. And not perform. How do you know if you win these things? It'll say on it. It'll have a line through it with the money on it. I have Daffy Duck. Nothing. You don't rip them off if you lose. Yeah, well, I lost, so I can do whatever the fuck I want.

Oh, that really sucks, guys. I was hoping to come with you to Iowa, Brandon. You lost. I'm trying to figure you out. So did he plan all this? Is that shirt real? Is it actual denim? What's going on? He showed up in a sport coat.

Yeah, I got a denim sport coat. I got a full Canadian tuxedo. Like, he walked. I walked out of the bar getting the stuff. I go, what are you wearing? Are you going straight to Iowa from here? No, I got to do laundry. That's why I'm wearing this.

No, you don't wear a sport coat if you have to do laundry. You wear a sport coat if you're trying to fuck. Yeah. Maybe I have to do laundry and I'm trying to fuck. Get into a fancy dinner. You know, I felt honored to be a part of this, and I wanted to dress for the occasion. Oh, you mean the three guys that were going to drink at 1030 at a bar?

You know what? I'm honored. Honestly? It's a good look. Iconic. It's a good look. It is. Are we doing game day picks today?

Because I do want to apologize for my brazen attitude after the last one. I was way too confident, and I think I went four for 16. I don't know if I did. We didn't do it the last one either. We didn't do it the last one. I am. Well, two weeks in a row now, it's just been me and Jack. Our views are skyrocketing.

Oh. Well, yeah, you just take me out of the equation. Everyone's like, hell yeah, I'll watch this. I'll watch this. No, we were talking about the Halloween episode and how we just hated the energy of that room. Yeah. And I was saying, that's the one episode where I was like, this wasn't good, and I was right. Oh, Jack was on his phone 20 minutes

in yeah i was like yeah i was on my phone i was like he's like there's just a cut to him and it's like us talking and he's on his phone i was like yeah everyone is not yeah we're having fun right now i couldn't move my head in the wiener costume well that's the other thing too we're dressed up and you couldn't like the fun part of jack's costume was his legs oh yeah those were hidden i think the energy wasn't a like dressed up energy no no because we were in a fucking library that's such a shitty setup for us to be seen this is a great setup this is a great setup right now what we got going on right now we're all drinking we're all drinking bloodies you're you should be also i hate buddies i hate buddies i hate bloodies but this should be. I hate bloodies. I hate bloodies. I hate bloodies.

But this is such an electric occasion. We're up here. It's early morning Saturday. You're up before the city is up. All right? We're feeling good. It's 11 o'clock. We had early access to the bar. That's amazing.

We were right next to the bar. If I really wanted to commit a crime, I could reach over and just slam whatever these- Honestly, I think we should. For us to say we had early access to the bar, some of that white dude... I was like, oh, the bar doesn't open until 11? There's no one going to be here. And there's just the local customers all around the bar.

Everyone knows the ticket in to get into a bar early is pajama pants. Okay. Or Canadian tuxedo. Yeah. But it's electric. A library back room that you have to reserve if you're trying to have a business meeting is not the no also why couldn't you have gone to the why not to bar i also it was it was far away and i was like okay i have like some things okay fair last resort and he's like oh we can get in a little bit earlier let's just do that then and this is. That bar was open at 6 a.m.

I've been there for 2 a.m. I've been there at 2 a.m., and then I went home, chilled, drank, and went back at 6 a.m. when I left downtown. That would have been amazing. That was a lot of fucking fun. I love Why Not 2, actually. They've got, like, pool and stuff there, I think. If I remember correctly.

Or at least darts and popcorn. Yeah, I've been to it. But honestly, if you're at Why Not 2, you barely remember being at Why Not 2. Exactly. Exactly. That's absolutely the truth. I was like, yeah, I've been to that bar. I was like, but for the life of me, I don't know what it looks like inside.

Oh, no, no. I cannot recognize. If someone, if I blacked out and woke up there, I'd be like, oh, where the fuck am I? Ooh. What's the craziest place to black out at? Okay. Well, the craziest place I blacked out at are woken up from'd be like, oh, where the fuck am I? Ooh, what's the craziest place to black out at? Okay, well, the craziest place I blacked out at or woken up from a blackout. Yeah, woke up. Woke up on the outside of an apartment in downtown Milwaukee,

completely naked, zip-tied to a backpack. Hold on. Back up. Back up. Yeah. Zip-tied. What does that mean, zip ties? Downtown Milwaukee. Downtown Milwaukee.

Fully naked. Well, I was in my underwear. So what happened was I was blackout drunk at a house party, and my buddies that were all very smart and knowledgeable about, hey, this guy can choke on his own vomit if he falls asleep right now zip tied me to a backpack i threw up all over myself so they stripped me down and put me in bed i then peed that bed unofficially that checks out allegedly allegedly i thought it was the cleanup from the vomit. And so they put me outside. I then at some point woke up outside in the middle of my blackout and woke up on like someone's backyard patio.

The lengths guys will go through to not take care of another human being is incredible. Like most women were probably like, we're going to stick with Becky and make sure she's okay. It's because we're men. No, but zip tie him, take his clothes off, and throw him outside. They put me in a bedroom. I woke up. But they zip tied you when you were naked. No, they zip tied me because they knew I was going to throw up.

I threw up all over myself. They then came in, took my clothes off because I was covered in vomit. Honestly, Jack, it's depressing to me that you're doing better in life than I am. That's also very true. He's engaged for now. He's engaged. He bought a house. He has a better job than I do.

He's more funny than I am. And I've only thrown up on myself out of sadness. You want to know what it is? You want to know? I think that's what I tell my sweet baby girl all the time. I go up to her and I go, hey, just so you know, I'm wild, you're mild. I'm up here, you're down here. Just so you know, I'm wild.

Keep them in their place, man. Well, it's about yin and yang. Yeah, yin and yang. Well, first of all, it's yin and yang. I just learned that this year because the yin yang twins fooled me all my life. Yin yang. Yin yang? That's the problem. Yin yang. It's yin-yang twins fooled me my life. Yeah, yeah yin-yang. Yeah, that's the brand yen It's yin-yang yang. It's not yin-yang yin-yang. It's yeah, it's not two G's

It's one G one G. Yeah, then yeah at the yay Isn't that blowing your mind? What if it was yin and yan that would be so it's I would not roll off the What if it was Ying and Yan? That would not roll off the tongue. These Kansas unis are fucking sweet. Are you going to get sued for having the game in the background? I don't give a shit.

We don't get paid yet. Oh, my God, that's Nicholas. This does feel like white trash, like college game day for us. Do we want to make our picks? We have college game day picks. Let's go with the TVs. Those are your college game day picks off the TVs on right now We got Texas Tech versus Kansas Kansas at home

They're 7-2 Texas Tech is 4-5 It's 0-0 What do we think? 12-10 I think Kansas is going to take this one home They've got a great team They're looking pretty sweet in those unis

After that fucking pass Yeah, probably I'm actually going to go Texas Tech on this one You're such a douche Let's go with the upset I'm a good upset Okay I'm on board with go Texas Tech on this one. Let's go with the upset. I'm a good upset. I'm on board with that.

Behind us. You'll learn quickly. Don't take a Judd pick. I'm going Kansas. This is actually going to be a tough game, but I do think Alabama is going to squeak this one out. They've got to win out the rest of the year to get to playoffs. Alabama's way better.

They're going to get in the college football playoff. Is this the last year? Is this the last year for four teams? Yeah, 12 teams next year. And then we have over to the left, Penn State, Michigan. Michigan knows all Penn State plays. Michigan knows all Penn State plays. But Harbaugh's gone? Harbaugh's gone?

Harbaugh's not gone yet. He's not allowed to be on the sideline today. Michigan? Yeah, for the rest of the season, he's not supposed to be on the sideline. Oh, can he be up in the box? Michigan has been accused of sign stealing, which let's talk about that. Every team does that. And can you put your hand down a little bit?

Because I can't see Judd's face. I think the big thing is the dude was on other people's sidelines. Yeah, but at the end of the day... So you're telling me everyone sends their people to other people's sidelines? Fair, but okay, if I watch enough footage of a team, you can't just watch the signals and then see what play comes up and deduce that on your own? It's the dude in a different hat. Yeah.

In trying to purposely... Because he just doesn't do that on his own. You have to be sent there. Correct. Well, he can't... No, but he also could just be going there. He might be like, this is my job. I'm going to go a little bit above and beyond.

I'm going to go undercover. I'm a rogue agent. He was in the military there. He might be like, this is my job. I'm going to go a little bit above and beyond. I'm going to go undercover. I'm a rogue agent. He was in the military before. He has weapons. Not physical weapons. Was he an intern when this started? Oh, my God. It's Jason Bourne.

So he was doing what he was trained to do from the United States of America. So honestly, I think we should blame the president. What if people were just... So it's Biden. It's Biden. It's Biden. This goes to the tippy-top. This goes all the way to Biden.

By the end of the... And Biden's America. We just got people stealing... We got veterans stealing a college kid's dreams. By the end of the game, there's just like 12 people dead on the end of their sideline. He's just dispatched. He doesn't have a sweet name, though. He's just Stanley.

Connor Stanley. He's Connor Stanley.. He doesn't have a sweet name, though. Connor Stanley. Connor Stanley. So what was his, like, come up? Was he, you said he was military? He was military. He got hired. He was hired on. Was he hired on?

Like, do you think he knew he was doing that when he got hired on? Is he trying? Like, I thought he was, like, a student at first. But, like, can you imagine, like, being the the intern and like, hey, I really want to make a career in coaching. And Harbaugh's like, you really want to make it? I need you to go steal Saban's signs. And now he's barred from coaching ever again. I don't think

that's what happened. I think that this guy wanted to make a name for himself and decided to go a little bit. Go rogue? Yeah. Speaking of rogue, pitch. Go. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here once again to absolutely just nonstop sing the graces of these delicious rogue nicotine pouches. This is the three milligram.

I've gone from six to three right now. I'm trying to wean off of it. Rogue nicotine is the best in the entire world, way better than Zin. Zins can kick rocks. Let's first take a look at it. Zin, Zinbabwe, Upper Dyke, Tempur-Pedic, Lipillies. We're in it to Zin it is what we're doing. You call it a Lip pillies. We're in it to zen it is what we're doing. You call it a lip pilly?

We're in it to zen it. Pull up your pilly. Pull up your pilly. Let me tell you what you'd rather. What you would rather rest your head on after a hard day at work. Judd, we're done for the day. My lip pillies are condensed and powerful. These are delicious.

They're smooth and soft. Look at this guy. This guy sucks butt. Dude, dude. He wrote this down before in a notepad. You know what tastes like sucking butt? Fucking rogue. You're going to go rogue and eat ass?

Or are you going to get zenit? Just like you like Qdoba over Chipotle. I like rogue over zen. You want to know why you like zen and Qdoba? Are you into zenit? Are you going rogue like a queer? Judd, last time I had this lemon ginger tea. It was phenomenal.

That didn't go very well. Did you put a little honey in it? I think so. It's delicious. Dude, ro go very well. Did you put a little honey in it? I think so. It's delicious. I'm sorry. Dude, rogues don't even give me a buzz. Oh, really? Put this in your mouth and tell me you don't panic. You know what gives me a buzz? Jesus. Be an abstinent from nicotine.

Put this in your mouth. Don't put this in your mouth and tell me you don't panic. Dude, that sounds awful. Dude, imagine if that was a... Why don't you guys switch? Why don't you guys switch for the podcast? Imagine if that was an ad. That's just like they have a TV commercial that's like, put this in your mouth.

Can you put one in each other's lips? Yeah, for us. I have three in my mouth. Wait, one second. You only need one. And this is a three milli. And of course you have Froot Loops. Flavored.

This guy fucking doesn't know shit. I got to pick up another. No, no, put it in each other's mouth. I got one, two, three, so I got to go down. You need three because they're not as good. I put three because I can't get enough. Dick bag. Here you go.

Where do you want it? I hate everything. I want it right in the middle. I don't feel anything. I feel no. I feel no. God, I got wintergreen with citrus. What is this?

Oh, God. Brandon's spitting all over the mic now. He's got a fucking mouthful. I feel nothing good coming from this. I only feel an empty pit where my nicotine should be. Brandon's going to throw up during this. It tastes like I'm making out with my aunt who smokes a lot of cigarettes. That's what that fucking tastes like.

You could just be making out with a lady. That's what we call a Tuesday for Brandon. Well, it's less enjoyable. Well, neither one of these companies is going to sponsor us now. After that. After you guys just screaming at one another. If there is a third alternative, Whitetail Smokeless, actually, in Wisconsin. See, you know what I like about these?

These don't burn. That's why you like these because this feels like actual nicotine. You went from, oh I'm Brandon and I'm going to wear a Canadian tuxedo but I want to look tough. Do you put your beer chaser in the bloody at all? I've seen some people do that. I know people

do that. That freaks me the fuck out. It was just like a little dash. Don't do that. Don't freaks me the fuck out it was just like a little dash put a zen in your body put a put a rogue in your body what are you doing the rest of the day uh i have to be in that's not that far uh what am i gonna do after this you guys you have to do. Guys, give me something crazy to do in Iowa after the show. I got a hotel room. What should I do in Iowa? I'm trying to find a corn-fed broad after the show, I think.

Not to do anything with, just to have some corn with. Have you heard of the you pull a prank on the hotel staff? When they go into your room, it looks like a murder scene. Do that. Set up a murder scene in your room so when they go to clean it up. Dude, when I leave, they think that happens because I poop blood. And the toilet is usually covered. You wrote that down.

I don't know why you poop blood. I don't have a notebook. I would love to see the stuff that you wrote down. I actually did write some that down. I don't know why you poop blood. I don't have a notebook. I would love to see the stuff that he wrote down. I actually did write some stuff down. Do you guys want to hit us with it? Do you want to play the game? Wait, wait, wait. Before we get to the game, before we get to the game, what do you think of, basically,

you have your own channel now. Oh, yeah, yeah, the game portion? Yeah. That's super cool. Yeah, it's fun. It is fun. So whenever he texts me, I always think it's sarcastic. So I need to know, did you actually like all the thumbnails? Oh, yeah

I love it. They were great cuz like the wavelength one you did like the colors and then Every type of game you like went with a theme. So awesome. I love it. Yeah Those are well edited guys I rule for my friends Do have to say everything I say is sarcastic as if the other day I went to a restaurant. I should write that down. The other day I went to a restaurant and I had a salad that was so good, I became gay. No, you already were.

You're chewing these, drinking that. You suck. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. All right. We're going to play the game. All right. Is this going to work if us all in a line here?

Oh, yeah. Okay. It's basically we have a guest today. Yeah. Which we don't usually have guests. No. And it's Brandon Wine. We're usually missing people.

So. I'm awful apparently. We're going to play a. No. And it's Brandon Wyden. We're usually missing people. So. Yeah, I'm awful apparently. We're going to play a little game. I suck. We're going to play a little game. How well do you know Brandon? Oh. Yeah. Brandon, you're not going to like this.

I know. I just got told I suck. You're going to learn some hard truths today. You're going to learn some hard truths. It's going to be a fun little game. Judd is our nard war. No, no So basically Basically it's gonna be

Jack vs. Kuski Oh fuck And this is what's gonna happen So Brandon We need you to leave the room And I'm gonna ask Is this just your way To get me off the podcast

No no no I promise I promise We'll come get you You have to go to a place You can't hear their answers I'm gonna be asking them Questions about you Where he can hear them Where you can't hear their answers. I'm going to be asking them questions about you.

Where he can't hear them? Where you can't hear them. And then you come back, and then you'll tell us the answer. And we'll see who's right. Is this like the newlywed kind of game? It's basically the newlywed game, but Brandon's going to be the guest. Before I leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go ahead. Surprisingly, this rogue. It's fucking ass, dude. No, no, no. All right. I'm just playing. I'm just playing. So we'll go. You're not emotionally attached to the rogue. It's okay., dude. No, no, no. All right. I'm just playing. I'm just playing. We'll go.

You're not emotionally attached to Rogan. It's okay. You can talk shit. There's only ten questions, so we'll get you in two minutes. If you want to snag another round for the boys. All right. All right. Don't close the damn door.

All right. We have ten questions. Okay. On Brandon. Yeah. Okay. And they're going to go from easy to kind of hard. Okay.

Look at him. I'm so easy to kind of hard okay over here just actually no that's gonna be an editing nightmare all right all right so the first question on our guest Brandon if Brandon could eat one food for the rest of life what would it be I was just gonna say penis frozen pizza That's not it. Frozen pizza. Yeah, that has to be the thing. But no, he would actually probably say something fake. So I would say... He's going to say like steak. Yeah.

He's going to say like a filet. He's going to say like a steakhouse dinner. Are you going filet? I'm going filet. Yeah, steak. I'll go pizza. God, if I change my answer, it's fucking pizza. You said frozen pizza.

I'm saying all pizza. I'm going to give you steak. Actually, no, wings. Give me wings. Give me wings. Wings? Okay. You can change your answer to pizza again if you want.

No, I want steak. I agree. He's going to give us some pizza. Also, you guys' name? JCMC. Kind of fun. Anyways, number two. Who is Brandon's favorite comedian?

Ooh, that's tough. Dave. David Tell? Yeah, David Tell. Oh, no. It's like a clean comic, I think. No. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. Clean comic? Gaffigan? It's not Gaffigan. Bargatze? No, Bargatze. Brewer.

I'm going to go Brewer. Not clean, but I'm going to go Brewer. Jim Brewer? All right. He's going to do something. He's going to say some weird stuff that doesn't align. All right. So if Brandon's arrested, why is he arrested?

Fucking child pornography. No. Reading the room wrong. Which could also be child pornography. No, I think he's arrested for what he's arrested for. Honestly, God, I don't even know. It's not child porn, but it's naked in public. It's going to be like naked in public.

He doesn't drunk drive. That's not child porn, but it's naked in public. It's going to be like naked in public. He doesn't drunk drive. That's a good thing on him. I would say probably just like public indecency. So we agree. He's not jerking off to kids for public. No, I just said naked in public. No, you said child porn. You can both say naked in public.

Yeah. Let's both say naked in public. Both. Keep child porn. You two both. That's both say naked in public. Both. Keep child porn there. Get you both. That's like an honorable mention. All right. We're going to have fun.

What color eyes does Brandon have? Green. Yeah, I think like a blue. Okay, so Cusky's going green. Jack's going blue. All right, where's the craziest place Brandon has had sex? His bedroom. You can write that down.

I'm not switching my answer. I'm going to say like a boat. Country USA, Port-A-Potty, really? That's nice. You're going to a boat. That's fun. That's gross. Yeah.

Who's Brandon's celebrity crush? brand celebrity crush His celebrity crush David Tal It's the equivalent of pumpkin pie God he's so horny I even threw a pumpkin pie in the thumbnails I was so proud of that Oh Jack your game show comes out tomorrow.

Steph Tolove. Steph Tolove. I'm going to say his actual one is... Megan Fox. Yeah, it's going to be... It's going to be... We have our joke ones, and then also I will go my real one, which is probably...

Give me Dua Lipa. That's a good answer. That's a good answer. Okay. That's the most foreign he'd go. God, no one can do that. What is Brandon's karaoke song? Fuck.

I did karaoke with him once. We did... Fun Guys in Paris, probably. He loves to use that R. Eminem. Anything by Eminem. Give me Eminem. I don't know what it would be. It's something with a drum solo. Yeah.

Because he'd be on the drums at high note, so. What song has a fucking drum solo? What's the do-do-do-do-do? Oh, Phil Collins. Yeah, that. That song. Okay. I can feel it coming.

All right. As a kid, what did Brandon want to be? Skinny. Liked. Loved. Helped. He doesn't want to rewatch this. I think he probably wanted to be a firefighter or Superman.

Okay. Jack? I'm sticking with skinny. All right. One word to describe Brandon's comedy. Don't look at me. Can I do two words? You can do two words.

Guest bot. I was just going to say guest. Same. I was going to say free. He would probably describe it as observational. Whimsical. Witty. All right, last question.

What is Brandon's perfect date night? I'm pretty sure he's just boning in his car. Yeah, he gets done with the show and goes home. Yeah. A chuckle bunny. I'm going to put bone in car. After a show.

And I'll put your chuckle bunny. Okay, real quick. My one question. How many of these do you think we got right? We'll find out because I'm going to go I'm going to pee while you go get them. Alright, now for our ad reads.

Well, we're not going to have Zin or Rogue. This is when I cut out the podcast. Now that I edited a little more. Okay. Are you with Pok poker, sir? All right. How many people you got? 30. Do you guys have, is it like just for fun or are you playing like play for money? How much, what buy-in is $750. Why not $150? Because...

Does it scare people mentally? No. Increase to $20 for the best. Oh, I guess. Yeah. Okay. Can you buy back in and stuff like that? Yeah.

Cool. Oh, so it could get bigger than $1,700. For every person you knock on, you get $20. Oh, hell yeah. Is this something you do regularly? Yeah, we play here every Tuesday for $45. Oh, really? Yeah.

Today's just like a special day? Yeah, today's just like a special one. Sweet. Well, what's that? Is it like a company name? It's Badgerland Poker. Badgerland Poker, everyone. There you go.

$140 buy-in. Could win a couple grand. You're going to win over $1,000 if you buy in, yeah. Have you won $1,000? He runs it. I run it, but I do play. It's a little sketchy if you win, though, right? I don't know. Just you own it. I run it, but I do play. It's a little sketchy if you win, though, right? Why's that?

I don't know. Just you own it. It's like the fantasy football manager winning the whole league. Yeah, but I have the same chance as anybody else. That's true. Are you good at poker? I would hope so. Okay.

Yeah, I've been doing it for a long time. I mean, it's luck's involved, too, so I could be the best poker out of the four of us, but you get pocket aces every time I'm not going to beat you. Do you wear sunglasses? What's the biggest tell? What's the biggest tell for someone? I play Red Dead Redemption poker and I'll play. What's the biggest tell? Because you think they're trying to put something together

so you don't have something. I'm not like a master. Some of the guys I know do that stuff. Yeah. How do I get a girlfriend? Not doing that. No one can trust that. You got a hinge, maybe?

Okay. You use filters? Okay. You use filters. They don't work for me, honestly. Thank you. All right, Brandon. So while you're gone, we did 10 questions all about you.

Okay. And we basically had Jack and Kuski answer what they think your answer is going to be. Sure. Is this segment called Going Rogue? No, it's not called Going Rogue. It's called Brandon's Questions. Wait, did you get another round? You were gone for like 20 minutes.

Me? Yeah. I was pooping. It was not 20 minutes. Anyways, so Brandon, we have 10 questions, and you have to answer them honestly, okay? Okay. So we'll start with number one. Brandon, if you could have one food for forever, what would it be?

One food for forever. Asian food? Am I allowed to? Yeah. Or is it specific? No, Asian food. Just whatever you want to say. Okay.

Asian food. Cool. Jack, do you want to say your answer? I said pizza, didn't I? No, you said wings. Jack said wings. Kusky said steak. Steak.

I did start with frozen pizza, but I went steak. One person thinks I'm more healthy, and the other just thinks I have no personality. Number two, Brandon. Who is your favorite comedian? It's a tie between Brian Regan and Patrice O'Neal. That's who I was thinking of as Regan. I was thinking of Regan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck. Brian Regan. Yeah. They're both on my wall in our podcast studio. Well, Jack went Dave Attell, and then Cusky went Jim Brewer. But I was thinking Regan. I was thinking Regan. You think my favorite thing to do Is watch Pizza Hut ads

Well he knew that it was somebody clean It was somebody clean You guys get that reference That's a good one Alright Can I get half a point For kind of having that No you don't get that

If Brandon was arrested Why were you arrested Brandon Say it Driving under the influence Wait it would be it would be either one so no it would be it would be weed not alcohol I don't drive and drink we have a jack doing public indecency cuz you went child porn Also naked in public At the same time These are my friends guys We care about you

Number four What color are your eyes? Blue That was our only chance to get one right Jack said blue God Jack's gonna get the belt again Alright Brandon where's the craziest place you've had sex?

On a mountain in the bathroom, like in one of those camping bathrooms on a mountain while we were hiking. Oh, we have bedroom and boat. I'm trying to think where else. I also in a movie theater. I don't know think of where else. I also, in a movie theater. I don't know which one. Whoa. In a movie theater?

You know there are cameras in the theater. Yeah, I also worked there at the time. Do you know what the movie was? Yeah, what? You were wearing your full, no, climbing up the popcorn on the floor suit while you were doing it? I wasn't working. I was just seeing a movie.

I kind of want to know what the movie is. It was Medea. Of course. Wait. Tyler Perry? Madea goes to the movies? I just watched Killers of the Flower Moon yesterday. Yeah?

Good. Holy shit, that's a good movie. It's a three and a half hour movie, and I was engaged the whole time. That's too long. That's too long. It was good. It was good. It was good.

Okay, what's the ideal movie time? Not three and a half hours. Not three and a half hours. Correct. No. I like a good hour. Two hours max. If it's something you really like. Two hours. It was good. It was good. Okay, what's the ideal movie time? Not three and a half hours. Not three and a half hours. Correct. I like a good hour 30. Two hours max. Like if it's something you really like.

Two hours, yeah. Two 15 max. But that movie was good enough where it kept me engaged the whole time. I only had to go to the bathroom once. I probably demolished 400 Twizzlers. Oh, Twizzlers are great. All right, Brandon. Who is your celebrity crush?

Man, I haven't had one in a while. Who is your celebrity crush? Man, I haven't had one in a while. I'm the type of guy who's like, I'm going to have a crush on the chick that works at Quick Trip before I have a crush on her. It used to be Selena Gomez. Ooh. That's our girl.

That's our girl. Yeah, we have Dua Lipa and Megan Fox. Nah. Okay. I also have Steph Tola. That's pretty good. That's Quick Trip worker. She practically works at. Okay. I also had Steph Tolan. That's pretty good. That's Quick Trip. She's practically works at Quick Trip.

I saw her on Old Dads. She was on Old Dads, Bill Burr's new movie. And it's so funny because she's just living at a motel. And Bill Burr's pissed off smoking a cigar. And you just hear a big-ass fart. And he looks over and it's her. What did you say? I said no onions.

That's it. Brandon, she's like, I said no onions. That's it. Brandon, what's your favorite karaoke song? Between Mr. Brightside and Cringe by Matt Mason. We don't know you at all. We don't know you at all. You guys are at the high note.

I sang that song. And then Kuski said, anything with a drum solo? So we gave you Phil Collins. All right. Brandon, when you were a kid, what did you want to grow up to be? My mom asked me this three times when I was growing up. Oh, damn it. I know this one.

No, the first time. The first time. Wait, what? No, no, no. No, the first time, she asked me when I was like three, and she's like, honey, what do you want to be?

And I said, I want to be Santa Claus. And she said, honey, one day you might be Santa Claus. And then she asked me two years later when I was five, and I said, she's like, honey, what do you want to be when you grow up? And I said, I want to be a fire truck. But I used to say fuck instead of trucks. I said, I want to be a fire fuck.

On brand. And she goes, you mean a fireman? And I said, no, I want to be a fire truck. So I want to be a fire truck. I'm going to give Kuski the full point. He did Firefighter. Yeah. I'll give him that. I'm going to give Kuski the full point, actually. He did Firefighter. Yeah. I'll give him that.

I said skinny. Come on, you were a chunky kid. You skinny now. Did you want to be funny when you wrote? I already was. All right, number nine. One word to describe your comedy. Happening Also that's a great sign for you

Yeah Jack you need that You need that So neither of them get the point We have observational And guest spot That's not what I said I think you said guest spot No I said observational because I'm a good friend.

I asked for two words. I gave you a hyphen. Honestly, the fact that Mike said child porn is upsetting to me. What is Brandon's perfect date night? Man. I'd say going to the Bucks game without her and then getting home and getting a blowjob. That's not a date. All right, so sex in the car sounds about right.

We have you going to his show and fucking a fan, and we have going to his show and boning in the car. Honestly, give them both a point. Doesn't matter, we're both high. We tied, baby. That's the game plan for tonight in Iowa. It never happens. That ends up in an actual tie, both Kuski and Jack win. Would you not play for ties?

Who knows Brandon the most? Wait, no. We got to have a tiebreaker. I got to leave. You got to ask one more question. How about we ask the question? No. I'll write down my answer there we go you ask

the question brandon okay all right all right i'll have my answer we'll talk while yeah while you think of it oh this pen is stupid today i'm a little worried about me mentally the rest of the day we're like i've started drinking and i don't want to stop. I'm in a dangerous place. I don't want to stop. I could sit here for the next six hours. I might play poker. What do you do with your life?

What do I do with my life? Are you going to play poker and try to win it? How do we play this? What do you mean? Poker? Can we just join? No, you have to buy buy-in, probably. Well, yeah, I understand you need to put money down, but do we have to, like... Well, the guy who runs it is literally right.

Well, we can't talk to him during the podcast. We already did while you were in the bathroom. Yeah, I had to pee-pee, poo-poo. Brandon, what is your question? You got it? If I could be any animal, what animal would I be? All right, we're going to need a second question. Is that a bad one?

No, they're just not going to get it right. I'll take the closest answer. How do you determine that? How close the animal is. Also, look at my Texas head pick. Dude, that's what I said. I said I second that. Oh, that was fast.

Yeah, they're a fast strike team. Shut up. All right, Michael. You got it? Michael's answer. Lemur. A lemur? Why do you spell it Lamar?

Lamar Odom. answer lemur a lemur why do you spell that's a lamar you know honestly that wins because i would rather be black dude what is a hedgehog you guys are not close at all so we're gonna need a second one okay yeah let's try again do something where it's a very clear you can find an answer what was your answer eagle i almost rode eagle dude eagles are the best they have great vision i can't see for shit they get to fly and they're a peak predator with no predator you are a predator child are they endangered and they love this country all right all denim you should have known all All right, question two, go. Question two. We could be here for hours. If I could be any height, what height would I prefer to be? Okay.

How tall are you right now? If I stand up straight, I'm 6'3". This is a dumb fucking question. I don't know. I'm just thinking this shit. I feel like you're taller in 6'2". Because I wear bulky clothes. That's true.

Yeah. He's not 6'3". Just certain points of wear. That's a question I should be asking. Yeah. Ooh, that is a good question. I would love to know what you want to be. Because there's so many more numbers.

So many more options. Because you're not 6'3". I can go higher You're not 6'3 because I'm taller than you And I'm 6'2 on a good day with the doctor Let's do it This is great for the podcast If I stand up straight

Their heads are cut out You're not taller than me Is he taller than me? I don't know He's doing this No, my chin is down Sit down You're not taller than me. Is he taller than me? I don't know. Look at how he's doing this. No, my chin is down. Sit down.

All right, fine. Which one? Final question. This is terrible. Final question. Here we go. This is terrible. Final question. Wait, wait, wait.

First of all, what's the answer? Wait, I've got the Lamar ticket? This might be good luck. All right. What do I think Jack's least favorite race is? Ooh. If that's not Italians, I don't know what it is. I am Italian. I know.

You hate yourself. He's been a dick to me. I'm just trying to give it right back to him. Also, guys, there's an Elvis impersonator. Before you read it, what's the answer? Before you read it, what's the answer? I'm going to decide based off of that. You cannot decide based off of that.

Answer what you think Miley Cyrus races, and we will read it. I feel like gingers. Okay, go ahead. Because you want to be the best ginger. I am. You didn't write anything down. He wrote the Siamese. All right, the Siamese wins. I wrote whites. I wrote whites. You didn't write anything down. He wrote the Siamese.

I didn't. All right. The Siamese wins. I wrote whites. I wrote whites. You wrote whites? Okay. My answer was for the other two. I like the Siamese.

I like. Siamese. All right. Michael wins. He does not get the actual W. That is the winner of the game. That's exactly what I expect from someone that likes subpar nicotine pouches. Subpar Nickelback.

Also, there's an Elvis impersonator just walking around really can we go home i mean i was grabbing gravel no he actually i don't know he's not actual spurs uh... i thought he was dressed up coming down i got so excited that's the other book i was gone

good there's anything in the right That's the owner of the bar. That is his day job. How's it going? Pretty good. That's how you do it. Good. Are you singing tonight? We've got a show here tonight. Oh, nice. What kind of music? Well, it's going to be a variety. You've got Elvis, of course. Oh.

Can you give us some? No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Are you singing? I'm Elvis. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what I was going to say.

You can give us a little bit of extra mustard in this mic. So what's your favorite Elvis song to sing? I got so many. Yeah. Yeah, what's the crowd's favorite one? What's the one that kills? What's your closer? They usually can't help falling in love with you.

That's money. That's money. That's a good one. Yeah, so we got a show here tonight. Nice. Oh, thank you. Sweet. Well, all right.

Have a good show. Thank you for chatting with us. Thank you. we got a show here tonight. Oh, nice. Sweet. Well, all right. Have a good show. Thank you for chatting with us. Thank you. Good luck tonight. Party hard. Yeah. So that was a good call. That was on the money, Judd.

Judd actually, Judd wins. Judd wins. Judd wins just for that observation. Also, we just did the thing we hate the most to a guy. You know, like when you're working. Yeah, we do. You do jokes. He tells jokes.

We just told him, hey, can you sing into the microphone for us? No, no, no. It is a little different. It is a little different. It's a little different. Singing into a mic is the same thing as singing. But if you're sitting with three fucking dudes and you go, I stuffed the turkey for her. It's not the same thing as singing But if you're sitting with three fucking dudes And you go I stuffed the turkey for her

It's not the same thing Shaq has an ex-wife? She divorced him I've done that for people At this bar I've done that with my fiance's dad And he looked at me and goes I'm not coming to a show because you insult my daughter But't want to do it for free yeah in the context frequently do

it for I pay money to do it most of the time also in the context of them just sitting there at a bar not ready to be like to have comedy and you this is what I say when they ask me I go here's what's gonna happen I'm gonna tell you joke I worked on for years you're not gonna laugh and I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep is what's gonna happen I ask me. I go, here's what's going to happen. I'm going to tell you a joke I worked on for years. You're not going to laugh, and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep is what's going to happen. And then you fucking laugh at it. Yeah. It actually is like that when people ask you to tell them a joke. It has been, when I started comedy, one day I want to make a joke where someone asks you that question.

You basically play it off long enough, but it's like the start to the joke, and you actually end up getting them to laugh. That would be the ultimate joke for me. I mean, for me, I have the same joke I've used for years. It's just the same street joke. What's your street joke? So basically my street joke is, I say it all the time. So, all right, this guy goes into the bar. This bar or a different bar?

No. Actually, he goes to the grocery store. He goes to the grocery store, and he gets one of those small carts. He doesn't get, like, a full cart. He gets, like, just a handheld one. And he puts one thing of ramen in. He puts a six-pack of beer in there. He gets one toothbrush, one of those small little toothpaste.

He gets a single thing of bag of chips, not like the big ones, but like a smaller one. He gets one TV dinner, puts it in his cart, and he sees this really cute cashier lady, and he's like, oh, I'm going to get in her line. So he gets in her line, has to wait like one person. He's all nervous. And he finally gets in her line, and he starts taking out his one thing of ramen, his one TV dinner, his little six pack of beer, his little toothbrush

and she's scanning the items. She looks at the items. She goes, oh, you must be single and he looks at his items and goes, oh, what gave it away? And she goes, oh, because you're ugly as shit. That's why I don't go to that grocery store anymore so the new one i heard was uh was it these two guys they went to a bar and they were catching up they haven't seen each other in a while they're telling each other what they've been doing with their life and

guys like i work for this new investment firm. Kind of killing it. Just got a new promotion. He's like, how have you been doing? He goes, doing pretty good. I'm giving blowjobs out in the back alley of this bar every weekend. He goes, dude, that sounds terrible. He goes, no, I made $300.50 the other weekend. He goes, dude, that sucks. Who tipped you $0.50?

He goes, all of them. That's so funny, Jake. That's so many dicks. That's pretty good. That's so many dicks. My Kansas is getting murdered. Bean. Bean. It's bean.

That's so funny. Imagine, oh, bean. Worst last names. We all actually have pretty good last names. Yeah. Just so we all know. I think Butt Kiss. I know someone that had the last name Butt. That would probably have pretty good last names. Yeah. Just so we all know. I think Buttkiss. I know someone that had the last name Butt.

That would probably be pretty terrible. Yeah. Ween. Wine. So when you were a kid, did people make fun of the last name? Mine? Yeah. Yeah.

I had a substitute teacher doing roll call, and she goes, Brandon Wiener? I'm like, there's not even a fucking ER on it. You know it's on her mind. What a slut that teacher was. I was one of two people in Washington County to get the swine flu, and that was a thing. Oh, that's funny. So people started calling me B-swine. I was B-swine.

In the entire county. How many people lived in your county? Two? No, I mean, I'd say probably at least 200,000. What county do you live in? That's very unique. I graduated with the only girl who beat rabies. Yeah.

That was really cool until she started peeing on the fire hydrants. She beat rabies. This is a scientific fact. She's the only person in the world who's ever beat rabies. You can look it up. It was like camera crews at the graduation and everything. It was wild.

How did she get rabies in the first place? I think like a bat. I don't know. It always comes from bats. So my fiance and I, we used to have a dog that was a little bit of a scared dog. We used to lunge out at people. Bit my mom.

And so we ended up having to put her down. Your mom? Yeah. Thank God. Not getting any money from it. But she bit a couple people. And so I ended up having to put her down. Your mom? Yeah. Yeah. Thank God. Not getting any money from it. But she bit a couple people. Christmas. And so I ended up biting my mom.

And when we went to the vet, they were like, hey, has she bit anyone? Because we have to do a rabies test. And I was like, what do we have to do? What's the answer? What does this answer mean? They go, well, if you say yes, it's an extra $200 to put this dog down. Because you have to run scientific tests on it. So do with that information what you will.

And I looked at her and I said, she has not bitten anyone. And so my mom is foaming at the mouth as we speak right now. Second person about to beat rabies. Of all four of us, whose mom do you think partied the hardest? Jax. Jax. I bet Jax. My mom doesn't touch

alcohol or drugs. My mom is a part, she was a partier for sure because my dad also was a partier. There's no way they would have been friends. Yeah.

Unless they were partying. My mom had her fun for sure. Do you know Victor's down here, downtown? Oh yeah, do you know Victor's? Yeah, so my mom, every time we drive by Victor's, she goes,

that's where I used to go every morning to get laid. Our next guest, Jack's mom. My mom is a riot. She will not be funny, but we will have fun watching her operate. She is a riot. I did get to drink with her. She's a lot of fun.

She's very nice, too. Every time you left, she made you sound like the sweetest boy. I am actually a sweet boy. I come off not sweet, though. You left, and she goes, he loves you guys. I was like, right away. He goes, he's going to miss you guys so much. Like, he loves to.

I'm like, I don't need for five seconds. You guys should have her on. We'd love to, but she's probably. She lives in Arizona celebrating Christmas. She's celebrating Christmas. She's in Arizona with her boyfriend. He just built a beautiful house. No, at this rate, she's on Valentine's Day now.

She might come back for Christmas Eve. We might have two Christmases. It's like I'm in a divorced house. Dude, that was the best part about living in a divorced house. I can't control her because she is a wild card. If you have actual Christmas. Again. Again.

Okay. And you missed the entire golf outing, do you think you get another toolbox? Actually, the one I got was pretty fucking nice. It better be another nice one. Trust me, I was already frustrated with the golf outing. I might come back anyway.

I was like, holy shit! What a pick. Don't call to come back. But you said I might come back. I was like, wait, wait What a pick. Candice, don't call to come back. But you said I might come back. I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're telling me. You're telling me. We're actually having Christmas?

Yeah. What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Should we, so this is the hunting episode. Oh, yeah, yeah. We haven't even talked about it. I will be hunting. I'll be too. I will be hunting next week.

I will be too. So you guys are going hunting. I'll be too. I will be hunting next week. I will be too. So you're going to go hunting. I'll be shooting the bow. Then we have Thanksgiving. Can we do anything for Thanksgiving? We should do something for Thanksgiving. We have to plan around it, though, because I literally leave Wednesday morning. I close in the house Wednesday, leave Wednesday morning to go back to Apple things because I have Friendsgiving.

Next Wednesday or the Wednesday before? Thanksgiving Wednesday. And then Thanksgiving, I have Thanksgiving. Friday, I have another Thanksgiving with my side of the family. And then Saturday, I move into the house. I have an idea for you guys. Or we could do it in moving boxes. I have an idea for you guys.

Wait, you're moving away from Pewaukee? Yeah, to Wauwatosa. Hold on. How funny is it Jack's moving before I am? That's very funny. Also, figure it out you guys you guys should find a random family you don't know and ask if you could do the podcast at their thanksgiving yeah well also i'm gone for things here i'm in wasa doing shows i'm then in eagle river doing shows

i when do you get to eat turkey dude have you made it you're in eagle river in wasa i'll be eagle actually it's eagle river, then Wausau. Yeah. That's fine as fuck. Next stop, David Letterman, hey. He doesn't show anymore. The universe Netflix show doesn't have to do it. Yeah.

Meet Obama. This is his Netflix show. Obama. We'll figure something out, but maybe it'll have to be like a Sunday thing next weekend. Yeah, we'll have to do that. Maybe we'll watch the Packer game and do it. That to be like a Sunday thing next weekend. Yeah, we'll have to do that. Or the weekend after, yeah. Maybe we'll watch the Packer game and do it. That would be fun.

Yeah. A little podcast giving. I would do this again with Brandon at a bar. We have to show our feet, yeah. We have to show our feet. I mean, dude, Sprecher would let us do it at Sprecher Brewery. Hey, if you guys want to... Oh, thank you very much.

You don't have to do that. I guarantee that. Can we order another round? We're about to round up. Yeah, we're done around up there. Yeah. What were you going to say? If you...

I mean, what? We'll go to any place. If you guys want to see our feet live, we'll show our feet live. We've been asked to tour in Europe. That's true. That's what I'm saying. That's just one weird guy that wants to watch you struggle with tape. Hold on.

This guy... You know what? I'm starting to realize a lot of these guys just have kinks. They're just, you know, they're just very polite. So some of them weird. Also, after I got in the 650 offer, you offer me five bucks for a picture of my ass. Michael Kuski is a staple of the gay community. A lot of times I've gone, man, this podcast is fun, but I have to be naked. It's a staple of the gay community. The one times I've gone, man, this podcast is fun, but I have to be naked. Someone needs to buy our socks.

Just buy our socks. We have a Ziploc bag of like months old socks. It's still in the storage. They're ready for sale. How much? How much? How much? $100.

$100? $150. $150 a piece. $150. $150. $150 a piece. We each spend the $50 at a live podcast at a bar. We'll bump it up to 200 if we remove Judd Sox. Sponsor a live bar podcast.

We'll go drunk, show our feet. Yeah. We'll do a barefoot. We have to do one barefoot. We have to. People have been asking. They don't because there's one with AJ. I looked at it the other day.

It's literally in the camera, his foot, and no one gives a shit. But they want our feet. I'm convinced they hate AJ. They want our feet. I've done two with AJ, and they just don't. They hate his feet because he's got crooked toes. Yeah, that's a manual boy. He looks like he walks and creaks.

Also, he gives it all away. The mystery is part of the fun of it, right? If you just give it right off the bat, then you're not invested. We'll do a half-socked, half-naked episode. Will we? We just have her heels out. We have socks on the top of her feet.

How far does this go, though? We're going to do some sheer episodes. We're going to get some... We can wear stockings. We need to get some monetary gain on this. I'll let you know. We have one more episode, and then it is full-on Christmas episodes. I'm going to let Judd know this.

Jack, I don't have to worry about. It is full-on, like, feet up for Santa. Are we doing ugly sweaters? You can do whatever you want. It's just Christmas every time. Okay. And I think we're going to get – I time. I want to do multiple a week. I'm going to buy you guys presents.

Oh, I love present giving. Should we do a white elephant? Oh my gosh, let's do presents. I'm not invited, unfortunately. But if you bring presents, we'll get you some. I'm so good at giving gifts. Why am I here? I'm so good at giving gifts Why am I here? I'm so good at giving gifts

But let's show our feet Let's show our feet Let's get the heck out of here How are we doing with time? Alright that's the end of the podcast Thank you very much Wait wait no show our feet Show our feet

You don't have to Take your shoes off You're the new guy These are Chelsea boots You don't even need to untie them What is happening? We're not kidding.