Fat Chance Podcast - The Little Debbie Hierarchy Ep.151

Episode Date: January 9, 2025

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it's a movie in the eighties straight up did not get that at all i could pretend to pretend to understand references sometimes? No. I think I don't know enough. I'm too dumb to know many references. But I will, if they're enthusiastic about it, I will go with them. Just go, oh, yeah. Yeah.

Of course. It's worse having them explain it. You ruin their moment. Yeah. If anyone's like, have you seen this? And I was like, yeah. I'm just starting it. Just so they can- No, I've heard about it. I've heard about it. Yeah, that's a big one.

That's a good one. I've heard about it. But look at it, is it any good? And they're like, well, let me tell you about it. I go, good, because I have not heard about it. Just let them, or my favorite one is that they're super excited to tell you about it. And they go, are you you gonna watch it instantly say no just tell me like just I'm not gonna watch it just tell me cuz they're so excited about it yeah can I get bummed though someone does tell you what if one day I did want to watch it yo yeah I hate knowing the ending I think I've said this before so I don't like prequels I know how this shit ends yeah that's true

does it not bother anyone else like when the Game of Thrones thing came out, and they're like, oh my god, we gotta watch it. I'm all for knowing, but like, I know how this ends. Yeah, it ends in probably Thrones. Someone sitting on the Game of Thrones. I mean, it's right in the title. It ends how the Game of Thrones starts.

What? That's how it ends? With that deaf dude on the throne? Who's deaf? In a it was in the wheelchair. What is he? Oh, yeah, have you seen Game of Thrones? I've seen So I've never seen him at all until I was invited to a Game of Thrones watching party for the last season the first Start with the last season, but everyone had to bring something Game of Thrones themed and I knew nothing about the show, but I knew enough to be like, okay, I can figure out.

So I just bought the white powdered donuts from like Pick and Save. And I just wrote John Snowballs on it. That's great. By the way, great donuts. I love those. The mini powdered sugar donuts or the chocolate ones. Dude, but the problem is you're looking

to get a bunch of cocaine for the rest of the day. Yeah, I could eat an entire bag of those. Yeah, and then you look like you have a serious problem. That's fine. The problem is donuts. That would be the problem. I used to eat those all the time as a kid. My parents would give them to us for breakfast.

Good. Yeah. And I would, oh, I ate that shit. If I had got to pick a snack at a gas station The mini-powder sure don't rolls. Oh, it was a good and every time I'm at the grocery store I am up and I go no Michael. You're better than that now I was just I was just talking with someone about this. I think like first of all what's your top? Five like little Debbie snack things like what are your top five or give me top three

we'll do that. Honey buns? Honey buns. Honey buns great. I don't know if it's little Debbie or not. But around. I think it's those. Debbie adjacent.

Yeah those mini donuts are number one. Honey buns and probably an oatmeal cream pie. Whoa. Yeah. Okay. But oatmeal cream pies can be hit or miss, because I actually don't like when there's too much cream in the middle. So I, my three, you want a little cream.

Yeah. No, I. When it's too creamy for you. Before I said it, I go, this could go. If your cream pie is too creamy for you. Yeah. It's a little dangerous less is best not touching that I don't think you'd my my top three and they've changed because I would have

cosmic brownie up there but have you had a cosmic brownie in the last 15 years no see they're enticing when like you put them in front of you, oh, I want that, but I want one bite. That's it, I want one bite. When I was a kid, they were amazing. And I had one recently, and I'm like, what am I doing with my life? This is awful.

Do you remember when they came in kid cuisines? Do you remember kid cuisines? No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those were like, shit. So my top three would be are any for this star crunch I Honestly don't know if I've ever had one of those, but I know your time. Yeah, okay zebra cakes fuck no Swiss cake rolls Dude you are 72 years. Those are all great My dad the Swiss cake rolls would be the only one I'd be like alright my dad used to put them in the freezer

Okay, I was a fridge. I don't know but Oh great. My dad the Swiss cake rolls would be the only one I'd be like all right my dad used to put him in the freezer Oh Okay, I was afraid I don't know but I Feel like everyone's parents at some point had some kind of treat they go have you tried them in the freezer? Like a Reese's peanut butter cup like if you tried it cold It's good. They are good cold. They are good cold So is uh cookies and cream bar if you put that in the fridge, that's really good cold Oreos gotta be good cold Oreos are so good in the fridge

That's how I have them in the fridge double stuffed Oreos and then a day also when you dunk them they stay longer They don't deteriorate right away. I might be more excited if someone goes. Hey, I have just a if someone goes, Hey, I have just a shitload of snacks from your childhood. And we're going to do a podcast around those snacks and go, Hey, you can have all the free beer you want today. I would be so pumped to just toaster strudels, Eggo waffles, little Debbie, the donuts, some Doritos, um, goldfish. Just I'm a fat kid at heart.

Wait, wait wait and beer No, I'd rather that than beer. Okay. Yeah, that's wild but beer usually leads to that anyway, so Yeah, if you're like a if you have too many too much to drink and you're at a gas station late at night You're like, all right. Give me the worst and that is some self-control if someone's like Yet a few drinks. Let's say like Comedy on State, you're not driving. Someone stops at the gas station, you're like, it's an hour drive back. I need something to hold me over.

If it's not a quick trip, which not a sponsor, but they have some great hot food there. After a show just this past weekend we stopped there and I was like those Bosco sticks. If you cannot get something at a gas station after a few drinks like a quick trip that's self-control. I saw once I saw once a guy soberly get a egg salad sandwich from a gas station. Was he on the newsletter for that double homicide? That was, I said it was gambling, I was like that's insane! And then his reasoning was like, they make it just like every other place

You have an egg salad sandwich at it I guess that's true, I think what scares people the most is that it's just out None of that stuff seems refrigerated enough It just is like hey you're hanging on like when your tooth is just barely hanging on That's the refrigeration level of gas station food I feel and I never checked the dates and you don't know how long it's sitting there Yeah, like do they take it all back in and like really freeze it? No, I don't think so. Yeah, it's open 24 7

Yeah, but then again, how much colder is the inside of a deli refrigerator? Close open close That Excel can't be much better. Yeah, I don't I don't know if first of all egg salad is a dangerous thing to have just in general I feel I made my own egg salad this year a few times I enjoy it but I really like eggs and I'm glad we're saying eggs a lot because on the way here I go oh I need to go buy eggs on the way home this is yeah we we're just, we listed a bunch of like, he has a bunch of processed foods and eggs.

18 eggs and some little Debbie donuts. Oh, man. Uh. All right, Mr. Miyagi, what the hell was that? Fruit fly? Got him. Got him? Sure.

Yeah, you got him. I'll see him. By the way, so it is the end of the year, and there's no longer regular season football. Do you want to know what the standings are? So going into this, because we haven't seen each other in a couple weeks, we were, was I in first place by a game? So week 15, I? So so week 15 I'll go to week 15 Jack is up by one. Yeah and

We've been contacting with Jack he's still alive and we've been getting his his picks in that we back next season if we let him live and and The own week you and him tied Then week 17. Yeah, you you went up To so then you were up one, okay Like I lost it. I wasn't confident. So week 18 We all in a three-way tie in last place Myself Judd I

Well first of all going I just had to pick I had to go under just to make my cuz I was down by I was down by two then so I had to go up so So I had to go some crazy picks. I lost And in second place and in second place Michael Kuski damn it I lost it and in first place Jack tied with Michael Kuski They both had the same exact record at 168 and 90 so we We got 10 right right you got 10 right Jack got eleven right which one was different that he got I believe it was

Like I have to look back at it, but it was like the 49er game or something like that. Yeah, yeah, I can get to pick Miami or something like that, but yeah, so Pretty crazy. Yes tight. I was heartbroken yesterday after the Bears game The my thing is it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what breaks my heart is The poor management of the team as of late. Yeah, not really thrilled I don't like a lot of the slander towards our coach either even though he has kind of shit the bed a little bit

What makes it even worse is? So I'm training someone to take my job. I think the cat's out of the bag. I'm moving. Oh, yeah Michaels moving. I'm moving I'm training someone at my new job and he came in wearing a bear sweatshirt and I'm like Fuck and he goes. Hey good game. I'll go, dude, I'd kill you right now if I could. It's just not fun. It's just a lot of arrogance out of a team that is. Actually, he was the most casual about it. He's like, it was a good game.

I was like, yeah, it was. I'm bitter about it. He wasn't rubbing it in my face or anything like that, like a few other people I've seen on Instagram live yeah, it's the it's more the arrogance behind it that is annoying and You don't want anyone who is arrogant to ever be happy. We are set up Let's say the Packers we kill it We are set up for the coolest potential road to the Super Bowl to have to beat every team that we lost to. That is wild to think about. We would have to go Eagles, Lions, potentially Vikings. That's wild. Yeah. The only teams we lost to. Just a slaughter all on the road. Just take them all out and

then lose to the Chiefs. I, this year, I, I was talking to my dad about this, I am okay, like, I think this is a good year, it's new teams, new, like, rankings, like, the Vikings are actually good, the Lions are still good, it wasn't a fluke year, Bills look great, Eagles, yeah, there's some familiar faces, but teams that haven't won in a long time and then there's the Chiefs. If the Chiefs don't win at this point I don't give a shit. I don't care who wins the Super Bowl just can't be them. Yeah it just feels like I mean some

teams have built the team up and they're like with a lot of young talent and done that but my favorite thing is that if you play football in New York you just suck like Nothing they do is right. They've gotten high draft picks every year and then they trade for this big star ex-MVP and it's just Yeah, everything they do just feel for him still a fan. I really do feel for him I'm glad he got to 500 the end of the game game He had a great game last week, but or this week. I love that I like seeing all the news at the end of the year everyone's getting fired People you're like wow like Patriots head coach one year one and done that seems absurd

Yeah, well he was I just think that they they went in on him because they Like he was a no he was an intern coach when that happened. He was like, well I was like, keep on the guys like you, but then they found out. No, they had a contract to have him signed. They was like in place. No, the year before it, when they, he was an intern coach for a bit.

Bill was the coach last year, wasn't he? Yeah. Belichick? No. Yeah, but this is Belchuk's first year not coaching Really yeah, and so it was a surprise that they they're like all right Where's Belchuk gonna go or is he gonna sign again? Then they're like Patriots signed Drawn Mayo, and then it came out that they had this like succession plan like he was always gonna be the coach oh

That's what it was. Okay. Which is, if you're gonna have- That's still crazy. If you're gonna have that plan and then let him go, I get he lost you the number one overall pick. I get it. Okay.

Yeah, but what are they gonna do with it? So you want Travis Hunter, you lost him. Is he gonna make Drake May better? Is he gonna make, I don't know. Could be. I don't know. I think I think the thing is if you want Travis Hunter I think there would be teams that would trade you that number one pick oh yeah you could you could still lost the ability to choose sometimes I don't think the number one pick is overrated because there's a lot of pressure on

that guy yeah I think the number two is the best pick in the draft. Yeah, that could be Jane Daniels That could be yeah, Jane Daniels. Yeah. All right. Well, I do have a game for us today Yeah, no one likes when we talk sports sports boys Quiet I feel like we need music down here. Isn't it kind of quiet? I almost said cold. It's too quiet to podcast. Yeah. Usually there is music on.

My brain's not distracted enough. When you come in at Oaks and you come down to the basement, it's a speakeasy bar. Some smooth jazz. There is music playing. And they're also not too... Is this a speakeasy? Yeah, I would say so this is your this is like your cool friends Dad your friends cool dads basement on steroids. That's what it is

Yeah, my uncle had a basement cut quite like this just had a pool table in front but he had all that like Miller Yeah, the signage signage. Yeah, which was worth is worth so much money I signage if you saw it by itself. I'd be like nah, but in the right place. It looks pretty damn good Yeah, you told me you see that signage with that pheasant on there. You're like nah I'm taking yeah, but like try convincing your lady to let you put that up try convincing anyone outside of a bar If you don't have a basement it looks weird. I'll give you that you can't just put that's a garage at Like yeah, you need to have a man cave for that for sure This is like this base if you look at the bar. It's like wow this guy really likes whiskey. Yeah Really likes with there's a lot of booze down here. Holy shit. Yeah

They do it right. It's a speakeasy man. No one's watching No quickly, but hey, you're not welcome back It's always great to do it on camera Well you have been watching some stuff lately everybody been watching Watching I stopped again suits. I got the lady To get into Westworld and like into Westworld so she's obsessed with it right now so much so that she asked for it on blu-ray because No, here's the problem with Westworld it got got taken off of HBO, and then I believe Prime,

or yeah, Prime or someone else picked it up, and they're like, nah, you have to pay for every season. And it's like $25 a season. So my brother for Christmas got, Rachel, the full complete set of Westworld, and now I'm pumped to start watching it, because I've only seen season one through two and then Partly into the abomination of season three. I need to get through it to get to a season four because they said it's much better

Okay, sorry. I'm ranting now. What else am I watching? Do you want me to keep going? Sure, you can keep going with it was that just a transition. No keep going to Westworld. Oh, no No, I just what else I'm watching. Yeah Right now my background show do you have a background show? I do. It's my lunch show. What's your lunch show? Right now I just started Florida Man. Florida Man? I am putting on Two and a Half Men on Peacock. Oh yeah. Because I've only ever watched Two and a Half Men just because it's on TV, like whatever episode they're playing that day. That's how I've watched Two and a Half half men i'm watching it as a series now and kind of getting the story my one i was certain before

was abit uh abbott elementary which is very good okay it's very funny um but there's a lot of catch phrases in in movies and shows right and just pop culture in general, okay, I have 17 catchphrases And I want you to tell me who they are What from the character or the movie you can give me the movie you mean the character you give me the whatever it is You can I'm gonna go I have or and 13 on this one. We have 17 of them So that's gonna be a great number four out of 17 Okay, I think you'll do better than than that but We'll start off with how you doing. Oh, I'm not gonna do an impression

Joy Triviani friends, that is correct. He's one for one. All right right the next catchphrases cut it out full house and it's It's I know I'm blanking on the guy It's not Danny Tanner, it's not John Stamos, it's the other guy John Stamos, it's the other guy. He's got a name. Yeah, but I know who it is.

I like that name. It's Uncle Something. But it's not actually his uncle. No. Who is it? It's Joey Gladstone. It's Joey Gladstone. There you go.

Damn it, I knew it was Joey. Okay, I'll take half a point, but I kinda got it right. Okay, I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. You're fired. Okay. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Uh, you're fired Trump that is from it is a line from apprentice apprentice. Yeah used by your lifelong hero Donald Trump I Used to watch the apprentice I thought it was a fun show I liked that concept of a show I do I always hated

I like even before the apprentice better though. Oh, yeah, because you could do more money things. Yeah There's no crying in baseball. There's no crying in baseball I have no clue. I don't like sports movies Okay, this is a field of dreams thing. I'm not gonna tell you what it is, cause I'll give it away, but. There's no crying in baseball. I don't know, Friday Night Lights? I don't know.

What is it? A League of their own, that's Tom Hanks. Okay, yeah, I would have never gotten that. I don't think I've seen that movie. The next one is I'll Be Back. Is that Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger? That is correct. It's Terminator. So you're pretty good at this. May the force be with you. Star Wars. I just put down a nerd so. You know I watched part of an interview with him on the Two Bears One Cave. For being

I watched a part of an interview with him on the two bears one cave For being in his 70s that man is very Coherent speaks very well and not like one of the like older celebrities it's like an agenda would like not agenda, but like just mumbo jumbo crap like it was actually like a Interesting listen. Okay. Yeah, I downloaded his workout app afterwards. Oh, wow. I haven't opened it yet, but I want to try it out. It's called The Pump. The Pump.

The Pump with Arnold. OK. OK, continue. Sorry. Just do it. Nike? I would accept Nike or Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf?

Just do it. Wait, what movie is that from? That's just pop culture. Oh yeah. Not all these from movies but majority of them. My wife. My wife? Alright. Fun fact, my buddy Cory in his wedding during the repeat after me's do you take your do you take whoever to be your wife because I take whatever to be my wife in front of everyone honestly it has to be said at least four times at the wedding I feel like incredible we were dying laughing who said Alvin the the dad and Alvin and the Chipmunks. Or like the guy who owns the Chipmunks. Yeah. I don't know his name. Really? I didn't know his name either. That's why I looked this one up. Then don't really me if you didn't know the name. His name is Dave. I didn't know that. Alvin! Yeah.

I saw that movie in theaters. Which one? I don't know. The newest one? I saw that movie in theaters. Which one? I don't know the newest one Big Elvin and the Chimx guy. Yeah big There's no way you're gonna get this one, so I could skip it, but I'm gonna let you do it. Bond James Bond I'm gonna go James Bond. That is correct. Daniel Craig. Or Sean Connery. Show me the money. Show me the money. Fuck.

Oh. Show me the money. Show me the money. Show me the money. It's a game show, isn't it? No. No? Ellen DeGeneres? Show me the money. It's a game show, isn't it? No.

No? Ellen DeGeneres? No. Technically, it's Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire. Yep. No, haven't seen that either. But it's like the, show me the money. Show me the money.

I know what it is, but I've never seen it. I've seen clips. I've heard of it. Cuban Gooding Jr., OK. You talking to me. Is this Godfather? Incorrect. No.

Scarface? Incorrect. Would it help if I go, you talking to me? Is this Al Pacino. Ooh Incorrect you're getting so you're like it's so close. You're right around. Yeah What's the guy's name the old fart You're right around it it's not Danny Devito You know the guy that played it was a great grandpa. You're a man tell you yeah

Robert De Niro yeah Robert. That's the name. I was thinking yeah, I blanket in what? That was in taxi driver taxi driver. Yeah, I haven't seen that yeah Here's Johnny here's Johnny Heard it Wheel of Fortune regis filmon that well what if i believe i did johnny karson

okay the late night with johnny karson uh... but it got more famous the movie with jack nicholson the shiny when he cuts through the yes yes yes yes the door and he peaks out says here's Johnny so I started hot I'm dying off yeah you're I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse this has

to be like Scarface or Godfather it is the Godfather yeah yeah it would help if I go No, it's Marlon Brando Alright this one's you be kayak motherfucker this could be any one of my friends You be kayak motherfucker Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. Um... Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. I don't know, eastbound and down. Oh my god, Michael! What is it? Die Hard!

Die Hard? I haven't seen Die Hard. You've never seen Die Hard? No. It's a Christmas movie. Yeah. That's where I draw the line on Christmas movies. Oh, okay. Some of those movies just don't excite me because I know they're gonna be the most basic Dad's good. Yeah, you like you would like that if it's on TBS. You would like it. Yeah, okay, then I'd watch it I've seen parts of diehard. I don't remember it that well like don't they jump out of a really tall building into a pool once In one of them

Yeah, see that's the thing if you get past two I lose respect for kind of the franchise a little bit. It was so good that it needed a second one Okay, but isn't there like die hard three and four and never die hard and die harder and hardest of the deaths. Okay Are we done? No, I have two more. Okay. I'm serious. Don't call me Shirley Don't call me Shirley. Uh, don't call me Shirley? What's this Shirley movie? I'm serious, don't call me Shirley. Um, I don't know.

This has to be from the 60s. It's Leslie Nielsen from Airplane. You know, I've seen Airplane. I've seen it because it's a spoof movie, right? Yes. Yeah. The creator of Airplane actually came to my class in Madison because he went to school at UW Madison

and did a whole talk to us. Clearly, I didn't pay attention. That's the bigs. Yeah. Because it's, Shirley, you can't be serious. I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley. That's the whole thing. Yeah.

All right. Say hello to my little friend. That's the whole thing. Yeah. All right Say hello to my little friend Oh, this isn't home alone the guy on the TV Scarface that is true. It is Scarface Tony Montana or when I'm introducing kuski You got one two three four five six seven eight nine ten, okay, that's over 50% that's not bad You did put just do it in there so I did and bond so I got it too There's a few free spaces on that pinko car. Well. I was searching. I was say I was searching

Catch phrases yeah, and I was like well. What's what's some good ones, and I was like uh They give you that pretty much every list is the same you know they have they have the scarface It was get to the chopper on there Astral vistas on there Astel Avista is on there What's some other good ones? My what was you have you ever had a catchphrase I Had one you had a catchphrase. Oh, yeah, it was the most annoying thing it was when I was stupid All right, I wasn't there and it's already annoying. So I did it once hammered

To be funny and then I just kept doing it over and over so whenever we took a shot I would go welcome to boomtown population me and then we would all take shots. I hate that so much I hate that it was so much. I think it started the day I went and ordered 15 Vegas bombs for me and my friends and One of the girl bartenders goes No, I go no I work here. She goes I know Michael And then I'm like get Cory and then Cory goes you can give him seven and I go I need more and he goes where are your friends? I turn on not a single person behind me. And then you say, welcome to Boomtown.

Population, me. And then they're like, good lord, he's going to die tonight. I hate that so much. I mean, go try it with your friends at home. Welcome to Boomtown. Population, me. I feel like that's like the Costco guys, the booms. Yes.

It's an annoying thing. Like, when you're trying to get someone else on your level of drinking, which was Eric Smith this past weekend, you just got to go up with a shot for yourself and go, welcome to Boomtown Population Meet. Rip the shot in front of your friends, and they're either going to be so mortified they go home, and then you find new friends, or they're going to step up,

and they're going to get on on your level and you guys are Gonna have a night. You'll probably forget I Don't know if we did anything stupid. I mean we have probably said a bunch of stupid stuff I remember one time me and my other buddy. He's got the same name as me Your real name or my government name we have the same government name as me and when when we're playing Beer pong together we when we both make it and we get balls back we go J squared Very stupid yeah, it's all stupid everyone hated it. It's fun. It's like little it's like little friendly traditions

I've stopped saying boomtown though, but I might bring it back I need you to bring it back. Yeah, bring it back. I think it's gonna go viral All the things that go viral for you. I hope it's boom down boom down and what part of my face is No, we were after the show I had Saturday Show go good No, we were after the show I had Saturday Trouble good The show did yes, did I do good? I'll be honest with you. Not really I did Painfully average I've come to admit that I need to be better at hosting Because I also don't think I really should be the guy that opens a show usually

I don't think I really should be the guy that opens the show usually. If I'm number two, I feel so much better. But that's on me. That's on me. I need to work on that. I was... it didn't go bad. It just didn't go... I had a show the previous weekend and I did really good. Same set. Same headliner. And just not as good. It happens. But I went downtown because Dear knows I'm leaving and I'm like drink with you one last time even though I've never really gone out with them before and Oh Diego's the guy who was on the episode last week. Yeah, then we never

Even said once trash crap. I tagged him in it though. Yeah after like but it was like way below our sponsors way below everything yeah if you notice in it I put talent and photography in such as photography this time but so we go out and it's very casual at first and then Diego's like poking at Eric's like I want to see like Eric get crazy tonight. And he was like quiet. He was playing brick breaker on his phone most of the time. Love a good brick breaker. All of a sudden, I go to the bar. I'm about to get like one more drink, and I'm going to go home.

And I hear, why you dilly dallying? I go, what the fuck? And they're like, we're going to the next place. We want to take shots. Why you dilly dallying? No more dilly. Full drink in his hand. Why you do? We're trying to leave him like you have a full drink, but he the whole night he's

like, dude, why you fucking dilly dallying man? Let's get after you. Dilly I'm done with the dilly dallyers. I was like, all right, if that's what we're going to call people who are, you know, nursing your drink now, I kind of like it, but he was on one. Where do you go? Where do you go to finks? Yeah, we went to the usual suspects for that group, which was boone and crocket after a show and then finks. Yeah, and It was like I want to not do my rounds. I'm not dying but I was like, yeah i'll hang out and I was like I yeah, I'll hang out and I was like, I need to go home at this point. I'm not doing the 4 a.m. drink.

If I live downtown, yeah, I'm all for like a nice long night, but I don't like sleeping places that aren't my own. Yeah. When you get older, you're like, I paid for a bed. I paid a lot of money for it. I will sleep there. Yeah, I would. I'd like it. It's just it's also it makes the morning so much easier because I Don't want to get up and still feel you know Groggy or kind of I don't want to be hung over at someone else's place on their couch

Yeah, and then you have to like Either I just if I ever am just I leave there's no goodbye. I'm like I'm gone There's there's a mutual if you're over the age of 25 and you have to crash your buddy's house You can just leave in the morning. Yes, just like get the heck out of there leaving things just leave Yeah, fold the blanket and get out of there. Yeah fold the blanket I agree with that fold the blanket put the pill on top if they gave you one and and get out of there. Yeah, fold the blanket. I agree with that.

Fold the blanket, put the pillow on top, if they gave you one, and you're good to go. But I don't like it. I'd rather just wake up and be able to start my day. I also, if I already drove downtown, I don't want to have to stay somewhere and then drive back in the morning. I also don't want to get too drunk, uber home,

then have to uber back downtown to get my car. Mm-hmm drive it back Yeah Logistical nightmare. I just take it slow take it slow. Yeah, I mean I hopped on a show late Saturday night and there was probably about 26 year old people in the crowd and It was very funny because it was supposed to be a clean show there was probably about 20, 60 year old people in the crowd.

And it was very funny because it was supposed to be a clean show. So I'm fine with that, I can do clean. I did clean, did the whole old stuff, like hometown and small, like stuff they like, which is great, went over well. And the next meeting goes on and does a little bit and then to shoot farms Does a little bit and then he gets a little dirty. They loved it. I Was like what the hell I?

Was told is a clean show then the headliner got to do all like dirty stuff and they loved it. It was great I feel like Was it a dirty show because they knew it was gonna be an older audience and they're worried about it I clean show you mean yeah, yeah, I think so I think they just knew their audience and that's who shows up here So they're like oh, it's gonna be a clean show and I was like I granted I also was the host cuz I jumped on lay and I was like okay. I can do clean I'm fine with that. I also shouldn't be the one to breaks it

Cuz then I could just ruin a show so like you were saying like you need to learn how to hose I think a lot of it is like understanding just taking the bullet understanding you're not gonna do great but still starting the show off yeah I get that and like you had in my head of my guy host as long as it doesn't fall completely flat And the last one, you know is gonna work and it did and I was like, okay And then I could just and I did it just gradually grew and then Marv all was the headliner Oh, yeah, and that man knows his audience. Holy crap. He was I mean it was like taking candy from a baby

It's yeah, he was improvising and stuff like that. He's like at one point like I've never said that before write that down does he do the whole so much to write that down I've had too many of these he puts this to his head no his new one and this isn't really thing he goes because the wait staff I was like hey just keep bringing him beers and he goes Jesus Heather you keep doing this I'm gonna have to try out my new act I've been working on my juggling and then It's like I really want to see him juggle. I really do my very thing is I mean go see him He's amazing, but any types he goes I'm from this place. He's from I'm from Caledonia and someone will cheer and he goes great

I got a ride home He's so quick with it, too Yeah, and he's so quick with it, too. Yeah, it's very funny right now You have New Year's resolutions, I know this is a little late. Oh, we haven't seen each other since before Christmas Yeah, I do I think just stop caring more like just don't give a fuck really all right Yeah, more just like a really let it go. Why why am I impressing anybody like let's who gives a shit? So I think people care too much. I think that's the thing mine still to get taller Let's do something realistic Just I think you can crop in Jack's boys

I want to be more financially literate this year. Like just do your taxes or what? No, I have someone do that for me. That's good. Yeah, I pay someone to do that. Yeah. I mean for that, I mean just crunch your pennies? In terms like not responsible,

like I'm decently financially responsible. I make some dumb purchases. I'm a dude and my vice is the food. I like finding fancy foods and cooking them and all that stuff. It's more like I want to be better at the investing side of things. You know, make my money make money. I know some crypto guys can get you in.

I'm big on the doge right now. Are you telling me Hawk to a coin is it gonna be great Is that a thing that's that is a thing people lost a lot of money Michael you are weeks behind this but yeah She's gone silent since She has I haven't heard from you did not get the fruit fly always a back over your back He's behind you know okay, it's definitely But yeah, hock to a had a coin and then it went it basically from my dumb Brain, this is how it happened. They sold

Inc like a hundred percent of it is is open but they only sold ten percent of it to the to everybody They're like hey invest in this coin, but they only sold 10 of it and then as soon as 10 of it was gone they Instantly the 90% instantly sold at once so the value of it just tanked I'll be honest. I don't understand any of that Well, that's how my my regulation of it. But anyways, this's and they say it's like a drop like a lot of people do that so they get money yeah he's just quickly and then like the Hawk to obviously was like I didn't have anything to do with this and then getting so much backlash that they she went silent since then it's just I

feel like if the coin was gonna work she had to have done that within the first two months of Hawk to it's been I feel like hot to has got at least been over a year old when she has she has the talk to a podcast which which if anyone is looking for something that's very funny I know this is a podcast but you should watch the this talking talk to a Podcast which is two guys with wine recapping talk to a podcast It is the best thing you watch besides this Yeah, and then one guy just spins the wine

Yeah, we can do a lot of what what do you want to recap. What do you want to recap? Oh, we should recap. Should we recap us? Yeah, we should watch like an old episode of us. Just watch the previous episode. What do you think? I don't know. Are you a red or white guy? Whatever's in my hand. I would say whatever's drinkable.

I think they're all drinkable. They're wine. That's the purpose of them. That's true. I did just tweet in Wisconsin Tried a new beer lately, but I'll bring it up in Wisconsin Oh, I said in Wisconsin people do dry January that just means they don't do sweet wines All right, what's your beer you tried?

I tried Heineken Silver. Oh my god. Have you had that yet? I don't know what that is. Is that tequila infused? It's new. I need to stop doing this. No, I was at Pick and Save Friday night, wild Friday night.

And I'm doing my grocery shopping. Rachel got me on La Croix's recently. Okay. And so... Were you moving River West? What Rachel got me on is like, she calls them her fancy drinks. It's just anything that isn't water. And she likes to do it in her like a different glass.

It's just, you know, it makes having a beverage a little more fun. And you know what? I'm all for it ladies Fellas have your fancy drinks So she gave me a few La Croix's while we were at her parents house I'm like you know I kind of like this I like the carbonation some browsing I'm perusing the carbonated water section I have my new noise cancelling air buds on love that But apparently the Heineken lady can talk because she goes, hey you want to try some Heineken? I was like, oh sure why not?

And then immediately she goes, yeah I have Heineken zero and I almost turned around I go I don't I don't want this is why I'm shopping for water. She goes, but I got the Heineken silvers too which is Heineken's version of light beer now, and she had it ice cold. Gave me a nice pour and I was feeling a little frisky. I think because I was like, you know what? I'm not blowing smoke up your ass. I might buy some of this. It was really good. It was really good. Wait, did you buy some of that? You tried a free sample. I was financially responsible. I I do this thing where I'm like all right where do I reward myself with treats when I go to the grocery store. Usually I get sushi for the ride home. I was like, you know what?

I don't think my treat for the weekend should be grocery store sushi. I was like, it could be beer. I'm like, Michael, you can't go home to your dad's and then drink alone in your room with some Heineken silvers. You can't do that. As much as you want to.

That's a cry for help if I've ever heard one. Because that beer, but you ever have a taste of beer and you're like, you know have like a taste of beer and You're like, you know what a beer sounds good. And I just I kind of want to drink today That they put me in the mood to drum like I would love to just get together some guys have some beers hang out How's like you can't do that? And so I didn't buy anything and said I I treated my dad to some Archie's flat top in West Dallas after helping me pack his storage container on Saturday, which if you've never been some Archie's Flat Top in West Allis after helping me pack his storage container on Saturday Which if you've never been to Archie's Flat Top

Rule number one go to Natty Oaks first Then go to Archie's Flat Top in West Allis Unbelievable smash burgers rule number three. Thank me Tompkins Then maybe some wings. Yeah, Tompkins has good wings. Tompkins? In West House? Oh. Best wings in the Tri-County area. What does that mean, Tri-State area?

Three states. Three states? Really? What do you think Tri means? Two? Should we end it? I was like, look at the time when anyone. We should just wrap this up now. to to to to to

to to to to to to to to to the the other week and I was in like I even put it in the group channels like how much you guys give me shit if I did if I bought you know it's just no but anyways

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