Fat Chance Podcast - WASTED AT WASTE MANAGEMENT Ep. 106

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

Jack challenges  @KwikTripKwikStar  to a glazer fitness challenge . Judd goes back to his FBI days. Michael goes off on the Waste Management slander. SPONSORED BY: @DrinkWisconsinbly **Stop by the corner bar of the Deer District for not only the fastest, but the best Old Fashioned in Milwaukee!** PATREON!!!! patreon.com/fatchancestudios CHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! @FatChanceShorts https://youtube.com/@FatChanceShorts?si=wCjiBc0ddHEYk_bs Get your Chewzie TODAY! @TheChewzie https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy

Blind Caddy, great movie. I would love to pitch that movie to Hollywood right now. Blind Caddy. That's the next Adam Sandler movie. Sequel to Happy Gilmore. It doesn't see which way it's going. I think you're good. The green is out of the way.

Water's on your right. I love when you open. The cork top? Yes. I love the cork top. It's something about a cork top. We're recording, but I'm not talking. Yeah. It's something about a cork top.

Whatever it is. But it's got a little whistle to it. Nice pour, dude. That's bad. Hell yeah, nice beer. You making us a signature cocktail? Dude, I like the energy in this room This is nice

The door's closed We're away from prying eyes It's just the boys I wanna lean back Now I understand you I understand you But I can't do it When you get comfortable

And start laying back You just start slinging hot What I don't like Is your guys' cameras Are like right on you I gotta Do you feel better? No.

Get him more pillows. We need to get Cusky more pillows. Give me the booster seat. Get me out of the frame. Oh, he's going to stand up the whole episode again. That was great for audio. Yeah. That whole episode was great but sucked at the same time.

Your mic turned off or whatever it was we've had bad luck both times with mics over there yeah it's also it means a very echoey place so you know but it wasn't echoey when we recorded there the first time it just turned off all the time i am literally watching what you're trying to do i wish this was... I wish we could show just how much head Kuski put in to his own beer. Similar to how much head he puts into his Friday nights. Hold on. I want to look like Judd. How am I doing?

It's all right. You fucking wish. You couldn't have that thick of a stache even if you tried, even with all that frothy head. Could you grow a good beard? I can all right. You fucking wish. You couldn't have that thick of a mustache even if you tried, even with all that frocky head. Could you grow a good beard? I can grow a decent beard, yeah. It's not you for sure. You've got a good beard.

Mine will end up looking, mine's dark. Yeah, mine's not super dark. This is like a week and a half. It takes a long time for it to grow in full. Yeah. I like to keep it tight shaved, keep the mustache long. You're foreign. It grows in long time for it to grow in full. I like to keep it tight-shaved, keep the mustache long. You're foreign. It grows in quick. I might be foreign, but...

You're so ethnically ambiguous. It's either you're Amish or you kidnap women at the Paris airport. You could be David Lewis's cousin. So the thing about me, it's very weird where I have hair. It's just very dark, but also I'm not super hairy on my chest. It's just more of a welcome mat. I got hair on my chest. It's like a big...

Right here. Really? It's not like... On your stomach? No, on my... Like right in between my old titties. Oh. You got the Batman?

I have no body hair. Really? No. Literally no body hair. Every once in a while, I'll find one on my back. But it's literally just here down and then like... And then it keeps going. I have Literally no body hair. Every once in a while I'll find one on my back, but it's literally just here down and then like, and then it keeps going. I have very little body hair. Are you a great swimmer?

Are you aerodynamic? I'm pretty aerodynamic, but I don't think I'm a great swimmer. I can hold my own. If someone tried to murder me, I could probably beat them, but if someone else tried to jump in and murder me shortly after that, I would go down. I could kill one person. I could dismantle one person in the water. Do you think you're a good swimmer?

Fuck no. Absolutely not. I wouldn dismantle one person in the water. Do you think you're a good swimmer? Fuck no. Absolutely not. I wouldn't even lie to you about that. I can do the bare minimum. I'll panic. If someone's like, you've got to swim 500 yards, I'm like, I'm done. Nope. I hated treading water.

I get that from my dad. My dad's afraid of the water. My dad would never go on a cruise with my mom or anything like that. That's why they're divorced. Because they weren't going on the cruise they wanted to do a disney cruise i'm just kidding um no he's just not a water man he watched one of his friends drown and so that makes sense um build them up just to bring them down and i think i just have a little bit of that in me but i'm not afraid of the water by any means i'm more afraid of what's in the water yeah like i'm fine okay i'm i'm i'm just too buoyant you're really i would love to swim i

can get in the water i can move but i'm just not going very fast because you're too buoyant yeah yeah i'm just like a like a buoy like just like hollow yeah pretty much i just float on top of the water foreign yeah can't get. Don't need any floaties. Oh, that was good. Good synchronized drinking. That's great for the podcast. Sorry. Just a little drink break.

Just a little drink break. We did all this work in here. You know, we're just tired. Yeah, thanks for the help, Judd. Really appreciate it. There's shit to do. Drink and lose bets? Yeah.

That was my story, Bo. How about you guys? We drank and didn't bet. We drank, didn't bet, ate a bunch of food, and painted. Tell you what, though. G-Spot is the greatest person to, I think, watch a football game with because the excitement is there, but the knowledge is not. Yeah, it's childlike innocence and excitement.

It's fun. Like, oh my God, they're like really trying today. Yeah. They're really putting it all on the line. It's the Super Bowl. And that's like just that kind of shit. Like, wow, did you see that, guys? He went flying.

Like, really into the drama of the players. Yeah. Like, in her group chat, she got a text saying, oh my God, George Kittle cheats on his wife? And suddenly was like i'm rooting for the chiefs he's an asshole yeah just went all in and i was like no no then they one of her one of her roommates apparently like knew someone that knew someone that knew he apparently cheated on someone allegedly in college in college. In college. It might have been his now wife.

It might have been. But even then, that was 10 years ago. You cannot say he's still a jerk. You know what I mean? And then he went into the locker room with an injury. She goes, that's it. It's karma. It's wild.

And she's like, I absolutely hate the Chiefs right now. They're just getting so much screen time. And then the 49ers do something good, you'd be like, damn it. It was so inconsistent. He said, look, he want the Chiefs to win. And then when they're about to win, he goes, they win all the time. They can't win anymore. My favorite thing is just watching after the Super Bowl when they show the other team.

And they're just getting littered with all the confetti. It just looks like Uncle Dan. It's wild. They're so grumpy, just covered in red and yellow confetti. Yeah. Lieutenant Dan, here's asking them. They're brooding. It's for a look.

Yeah, you're upset, but get off the field. Go to the locker room and pop. You have the kicker. Go. By the way, the kicker was the best person on the field for the 49ers for the most part. He kept them in. I mean, he did miss a field goal. He didn't miss it.

They hit it. It blocked. Yeah, true. It wasn't on him. Okay, fair enough. He could have hit it higher. He could have hit it higher. But he also hit 250-something yard field goals.

True. Yeah. But it was a pretty good game. I had fun with it. The commercials were bad. Best commercial? Can we agree? Jesus washes feet Jesus in unhappiness

Jesus washes feet I saw how much money They spent on commercials That was like 14 million dollars No so they But they had two of them 7 million apiece

7 million apiece yeah That's insane Yeah That's crazy You know how Timu or Temu Whatever it's's pronounced now, spent like $50 billion on commercials. There was one every break. Yeah.

It's crazy because everything they're selling is 99 cents too. It's like, well, how much markup are you getting? Has anyone bought anything from there? No. No. I kind of want to now. Should we do it right now? Let's get our posters from Timu.

It all comes in one box really yeah you have to like unbox it like cut it open so does it take like three months to get here like if we wanted a poster of our favorite comedians like we wanted tom segura but we like tom segura at home i don't think you can have any like it's not branded i don't think it's branded it's like off-brand stuff dude let's get some yeezys yeah yeah yeah like 87 yeezys for four dollars it's like how are you paying for the super bowl what was this yeah he did one yeah was it right after the jesus one he made his own and put it out as a super bowl commercial and it's just him saying hey uh i spent all his money to get a Super Bowl commercial, but I didn't spend any money on the production,

but just go to my website, Yeezy.com. I got some shoes available. Honestly, a great commercial. That's a good one. That's a great commercial. It's just him and his car. He's like, I miss you, Kim, and that was it. That's a great commercial because, one, we're talking about it,

and it was so simple and out there. His shoes are awful, though. The new ones that that he made they're socks with just pads at the bottom that's all they are yeah i mean he didn't say his shoes are great i said the commercial was good the complete opposite of timu but it's the same type of product socks with pads on the bottom but they sell it for four dollars he sends it for five hundred yeah yeah it's insane i don't think i would ever i would think you and I have had this conversation. I will never buy that name brand. If I can get the fake version of it, then it looks exactly like it.

I don't hang out with sneaker heads. They're going to be like, dude, what the fuck are those? It's like, shut up. I'm not even going to think about wearing anything that looks designer, even if it's fake. Because, one, if I'm walking around with Yeezys on, people already think I'm a jackass. The only problem, so I've looked into trying to get fake shoes, like the real expensive ones for like 20 bucks.

But the websites that I'm going to don't have the same size feet that I have. So it's like I would have to figure out what size I am in Europe. Yeah, because they're getting made in Europe. I know, but you know what I'm saying. How many iPhones are you? 14 sizes bigger. I'm an iPhone 10 max plus an inch. Yeah, there's no way that they would fit.

That's my thing. No, you're guessing. I don't like those sites either where you're like, what are you, a 36, 42, 45? It's like, ah, small? Does that work? Oh, that's European. Yeah, I don't like that. There's a site that I got a shirt from one time.

And since then, it's a Canadian website. And it's out of Quebec or Toronto, one of the two. I think Toronto. And anyways, but since then, they've put things on all their clothes that say Canadian exclusive. But it's all like Milwaukee Bucks, Packers, like all these sports teams, but it's all Canada exclusive. And I was like, what's the point?

Like why are you showing American stuff and we can't even buy it? We can't even get it. And they send me newsletters every day. Can you buy it? Can you buy it? No. They won't ship to the U.S.? I would have to go up there and get it.

Wow. But I already bought something. I guess they're pro-immigration. They have my stuff. But since then, it's only Canadian exclusive and they just keep sending me. Wow. That's interesting. Sucks.

Did you have a problem figuring out pants sizes? Did you just say that you don't like seeing pants sizes? No, no, no. Pants sizes I'm fine with. It's like the 30-30, 30-32, whatever. No, when shirts, they're like, are you a 42, 40? That's what I was thinking. Yeah, it's no, no, no, not pants.

I don't know pants sizing because you buy sweatpants only because you don't wear belts. Oh, 40? That's what I was thinking. Yeah, it's no, no, no, not pants. I don't know pantsizing because you buy sweatpants only because you don't wear belts. Oh, yeah. I have one belt. I actually have a few belts. I just only wear one of them. Yeah, because none of your pants have belt loops. Hey, I wore a belt yesterday, okay? I meant business getting down here and helping Jack do this.

Yeah, it was a tool belt. Hey. Now, how many times have you ordered something online, though though and you were actually happy with it when it came back because like i don't like ordering stuff online it's i like the convenience of it but i need to see it in my hand i want to try it on and even then i think if i go and try something on which i hate doing i don't like it half the time i have a bone to pick with your buddy on that sam sam did you go devro yeah yeah this is way before oh this is like uh i bought it was his shirt that was like a long sleeve it's like good vibes it was dope and is it a polo like the black one i have yeah i just bought

one too but no this is why this is like during during covid and i got i got one and it was like it was like i was cold and i put my hands in my like sleeves that's what it looked like they were so long and so then i was like hey this is a little bit big can i just get another side and they're like that's out and i was like okay they're like do you want to send it back and i was like well i can't have it they're like well if you send it back we'll give you the money back well give me something else like of the same value and they're like no they never gave me anything at least they give you your money back yeah because it's better than the company's like oh yeah we'll give you store credit but they want to take a picture of myself

with it though so i did have to do that they look like i'm wearing my dad's suit coat i so i think that was the look scrunch sleeves that black one i got for christmas a year and a half ago and i asked sam's like all right what what size do you think i am goes oh dude you're a medium and i tried it out i'm like the same thing and so i was just had surgery i'm like mom you got to help me return this like before it goes out she sends it comes back and she got me a large

I go no we're going the wrong direction right now we're gonna send it back again so like they're great with like getting it back

the small fits me well but I just ordered the uh the pink one the 16th hole waste management one yeah cause I was like oh this one's sweet

and my wife was like it's cause I'm modeling it I go fuck you are god damn it and I bought it anyways I'm like oh oh, this one's sweet. And my wife was like, it's because I'm modeling it. I go, fuck you are. God damn it. And I bought it. Anyways, I'm like, oh, I found a discount code online. Still way too expensive. I mean, golf clothes in general are expensive.

And it's like a streetwear brand. I really like their stuff. It's a cool brand. But I bought it on the way to North Carolina to see Rachel about two weeks ago. And then Rachel and I, she doesn't have a Costco membership. So she likes to go to Costco when I'm there. I have mine. I'm like, alright, let's go. Let's stock you up. That's baller.

Take it to Costco. You ready for a deal? You ready for 18 free donuts? Oh, I sampled the I sampled the fuck out of that one. He just gets a small forklift. Shh, no one can know.

She was so excited. I was like, oh, we'll a small forklift. She was so excited. I was like, oh, we'll go look at the clothes. She never goes there. And right away I go, oh my god, there's golf polos. I'm going to take a look. I'm big. I want to take a look. Callaway golf polos, $20. I'm like, I could get eight of these for the same

price as what I just paid for. Also, the waste management has been a shit show. Have you seen any highlights of that? Oh, yeah. I was thinking about this in the car. I have a bone to pick with Zach Johnson. And I don't love that they turned the alcohol

sales off, though. I think it gets to a point where it's like these people are also doing their job. Dude, don't yell in their backswing. You can be drunk and have fun, enjoy it. Like the Ryder Cup, people don't yell in their backswing, and they're still amped. These people are just like, oh, we're only here for the party. We don't give a shit about the golf.

It's more of a just like let's get drunk outside event, not like let's have some beverages and watch the game. Yeah. See, I understand that. I do. But I also view, like, the waste management as, like, you're going in, like, think about football. You're going into your rival territory for a game. Like, they're not going to be nice to you.

Like, that's just that event. You can't get upset that that's that event. But who are they not being nice to? Well, like, so Zach, I don't know if you've seen this video. They were, Zach Johnson was the Ryder Cup captain, and he was like, hey, I'm sick of hearing it. It's like, shut the fuck up. You got your cheeks clapped in the Ryder Cup.

Take it and move on. So there's a bunch of drunks making fun of you? Who cares? No, like, he was doing it during his back week. Same thing with Spieth. Yeah. But also, like, what did Jordan Spieth do to you? Well, what they should be doing, taking down the silent count.

Just like the Super Bowl champion Patrick Mahomes. Lift a leg. Lift a leg. Go for it. But you can't. I mean. Fake quote. Yeah.

That'd be so good. But you do have to kind of adapt to your environment, and that's what golf's all about. It can be raining. It could be windy as hell. Your caddy could go blind. Tell Jack doesn't golf. Rain and wind does affect the green. Also, blind caddy, great movie.

I would love to pitch that movie to Hollywood right now. Blind caddy. That's an Adam Sandler movie. Sequel to Happy Gilmore. He doesn't see which way it's going.

I think you're good. The green is out of the way. Water's on your right. It would work, but realistically,

football players can be in an arena. A golfer can go on his backswing I've golfed hammered Piss drunk And I have still hit a pretty decent game They're professionals They're getting paid actually quite a bit of money

For me to yell like You suck They should be able to get through it I agree with you It's a professional sport This has been a disgrace since I came to the league 21 years ago. They're not playing fucking polo.

That's why a lot of people don't play in it. Fine, then don't. If you're that weak, don't play in it. Go play in Augusta if you can make it, but if you get your cheeks clapped to get in the Ryder Cup, they're not going to have you back. You're going to the waste management. Maybe this isn't great if we ever want to talk to a golfer on here.

But I just I didn't like that. That was like you're whining. He was definitely whining because you're not winning. But guess what? He didn't win. He still made how many? How many dollars? Probably a lot.

No, more than we're all going to make this year. Allegedly. That's what I word out there. Come on. That's a damn good brandy. Come on, guys. It just, that rubbed me the wrong way. Yeah.

Like, you can be upset. It's like, hey, guys, please stop. And you know what? Like, that is the etiquette. I agree with you. You should not be talking to the backswing. But I also think, like, you know what you're going into for that event. Got a little out of hand this year.

Yeah. Okay. But, like, it's like, the thing is the thing is but no but here's the thing is like it is tradition to throw beers on the green if they get a hole-in-one on the 17th right or 16th whatever one is you know what you're getting into you know what you're getting into so to go there and be like it's a little rowdy here no shit i agree It's like going outside in the summer when the sun's up. It's a little hot outside. Do you have a soft take or are you going to join the team here? Are you going to have a shitty take? I'm going to be on the team that they fucking

it sucks. You got to get a fucking better, like, be better waste management. Don't have a mud pit of just drunk dudes falling. You want us to host waste management next year jack and i will be there yeah yeah judge wearing corduroy he's not your crowd he's wearing corduroy he's not your crowd you know i share my clothes i'm your crowd i'm your crowd

i'm gonna do this all day over there and i'll be quiet occasionally come on come God damn it. See, it looks just like everyone. The videos of people hammered there are funny. Like, hey, you can't walk up the hill. It's time to go. There's so many. You just hire more security.

Or here's an easy solution. Earplugs. Well, no, I mean, that's true. It was very funny to watch the like the The people that are there For TikTok That just try to get the clout Oh yeah And then they couldn't

Like the first day was raining So it like Was cancelled So they all had to be Under like a A bridge Like a fucking Bunch of trolls

So bad Yeah It was holy moly Yeah And then And then like it was It was just funny Cause like

You gonna do You gonna burp No But you're just like Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah It was holy moly. Yeah. And then, like, it was just funny because, like... You gonna do? You gonna burp? I don't know why I'm laughing. No, but you're just like... You're just like those fucking golfers, dude. You can't handle a little bit of a distraction. That's fair.

All right, carry on. No, no, you can go. Oh, we affected your backswing. I'm sorry. Yeah. God. Stepping on my jokes. It's all right. Don't worry. Oh, we affected your backswing. I'm sorry. Yeah, God. Stepping on my jokes. It's all right.

Don't worry about it. I had a burp. I'm sorry. We can just sit here quietly. You guys want to play the game? Yeah, can I grab another beer before we do it? Yes, please. Would you like one?

Yes, please. Would you like one? I have beer ready. Oh, yeah, okay. Are they in the fridge? We do need to get the fridge in here then. Yep. Go ahead, Koski.

Thank God. Hey, sorry I hurt your feelings. Don't ever touch my leg. Are you okay? I'm nervous. Episode cuts immediately. And he's back. No, we were just waiting for you.

Judd got really snippy over there. Jack's trying to touch me. I had to apologize. I didn't want to hurt his feelings. All right. All right. So this game's going to be a little different because only one of you can play. Oh.

Because one of you already knows the answers. So I did some digging, and I've... This isn't going to go well for me. This isn't going to go well for me. I've done some stuff stuff and I think I need to get back to our roots of the games. So this game is for Jack actually. It's called What is Michael Koski selling. So I have some items that Michael Kuski is currently selling on Facebook Marketplace.

I've been keeping an eye on them, waiting for the dog. The dog wants to drop his fences. Those are sold. Damn it. I've picked some things, and you have to tell me what Michael Kuski is selling. And I printed them all out. It's so fun.

I'm going to give you a little little take. Life is better with blank. What is Michael Kuski selling? It's either wine or cats. I'm going to say cats. Yeah. Yeah. It has to be cats.

Life is better with cats. Thank you, Kuski's mom. Let's hang that one up now. That is what Michael Kuski has sung. Well, here's the thing. We haven't sold it yet. We could hang it up here. You can buy this right now.

Go to Michael Kuski's Facebook page. Find his phone number. It's also on Facebook. $5. $5. All right. You're into wine, but only one. What do you think Michael Kosky is selling?

I'm into wine, but only one? Only one. Pinot Grigio. No. He's selling one wine cooler with an owner's manual. Did you take this picture with one of these cameras? With my iPhone. That's right.

What if you want to chill more than one bottle? Well, you got to drink this one slowly. What are you, an alcoholic? How quick do you think this thing chills? Pretty quick. Read the owner's manual. Read the manual. Yeah, if you have to put the manual next to it, it's not going to be good. I swear it works, but you have to read it first.

You know what the manual says? Plug it in, put the bottle in the hole. Pray. All right. All right, what's one thing that easily clogs up your toilet? What is Michael Kuski selling? You're not doing a plunger. No.

I think I can... No. Because you're... Honestly, if you would have worded this differently, I would have known this because I saw this. Yeah. What can clog toilets? By the way, I'll bring all these items next week.

What clogs a toilet? It's not a plunger. Fuck. Toilet brush. I don't know. Can I guess? Sure. Is it towels?

He has a sign that says flush towels. Flush towels. What does that mean? No, no. What does that mean? No, no. What does that mean? Flush towels. That's two signs. Mirror and bandanas.

Yeah. The fact that you also didn't get yourself in that mirror, pretty damn good. That's a hard thing. It's two different signs. Flush towels. Flush towels. That's so good. Now I know where we're going.

We're going to go. We'll do $10 for the two of them Alright What happens when you want to get your weed quicker? What is Michael Kuski selling? Oh shit When I want to get my weed quicker Fertilizer

No that's not it That's not it Because I'm not selling Instapot He has an instapot for you guys That was so tough So fucking annoying But that was good

That was good I don't think it's ever been used It looks good $20 For an instapot That's not a bad deal Weed not included Yeah weed not included

Alright Kuski has to remind himself To do this daily Flush towels For an Instapod, that's not a bad deal. Weed not included. Yeah, weed not included. All right. Kuski has to remind himself to do this daily. Flush towels. That would have been a nice sign. It was just two flush towels signs. Is this a meow-a-cat? No, it's just a big eat sign.

If you want to get one of those, pray and love signs not included. Eat. Eat. It could also be a cursive fat. You know what I mean? It could be. That's because I'm eating. All right.

This next thing, what Michael Kuski is selling, the bigger they are, the harder they are to use. Oh, this is easy. Eat. Pot. The bigger they are, the harder they are to use. Oh, I know. Utensils. A fork and spoon.

Yes, that's right. A fork and spoon that you can definitely play or purchase. That's actually a normal normal sized fork and spoon I just zoomed in. This goes perfectly with the big eat sign. Is this right next to it? I have no idea. No, it's not. You buy them both, you can put them next to each other. You can eat and you can use them. You can use them with them.

Hold on loosely, but don't let go of this painting. What is the painting of that Michael Kuskiki is selling jack and rolls the titanic don't let go it's gonna be like flowers great no it's uh this weird boy holding these weird cats very loosely like these cats are gonna fall look closely you can see me in the reflection of that. I can see a little Kuski in there. Was this a portrait of you? No. Actually, growing up, I thought it was. I thought it was one of us.

When were you ever blonde? I don't know. I wasn't that smart growing up. That was above the fireplace in the house where we all loved each other. As opposed to this house that you're getting rid of the painting where you loved each other. All right. A staple that I assume is Kuski's mantra. Oh, this has got to be...

I know this one, I think. It's like a butt-first wine. No, it's going to be a meow at cats or something. Have a meowy Christmas? No. It's your basic live, laugh, love, faith, family, friends. Jesus washes feet. You can get both of them.

Michael Kuski is selling them. Michael Kuski is selling them. You get this whole lot for like 60 bucks. Jesus is a huge foot guy, and you can celebrate his feet with these. This is probably one of my favorite ones. I know. This is it. This is it.

This is me. I always something. No, this is a this is a sign that everyone has in their house is a total normally saying everyone's heard of this saying it says all I say it all the time. Everyone knows this. What is Michael Kuski selling? Yeah, I was welcome here or something like that. Meow is spoken here.

You know, that normal saying that everyone says. Dude, could you imagine going to the spring room? This is perfect. This is the one. This is going up in the living room. This really encapsulates our entire family. This is me and my children. I hope you need my mother.

I got something I got to show her. Medical. Medical issue. I got it. Maybe I'll... Meow. Meow. Does it purr?

Meow. She will. I'm sorry. That was really disrespectful because he's a mom. You're a nice sweet lady who buys a lot of delicious gummies all right this is molded from Michael's nightmares what is Michael Kuski selling something that I

assume he saw right before every night he went to bed like his hands or something that has to be one of know. It's figurines. That has to be one of the creepiest looking figurines I've ever seen. These are like French artesian cats. Yeah. And then that's a pig. Have you ever seen like a claymation movie?

Like that's what those are. These are creepy. These look like your mom took acid. I think they were my grandma's or something. What was that? Lift up your beer. Looks like milk. What, we got two more?

We have two more. We have two more. All right. These are good. Four pictures that have been robbing his childhood. What is Michael Kuski selling? I didn't know this. Yeah, you should.

I'm guessing it's just pictures of cats doing something. No, pictures of drawn Pooh Bear. Different scenes. I assume by Christopher Robin. Those were originals from Disney. Those are actually worth a decent amount of money.

Five dollars. $5. All right. Make your money back. What do you think that little tush over there sat on? What do you think that little tush over there sat on? It's not a booster seat. It's probably a training toilet. What is this? It is a cat booster seat, everybody.

It is a cat booster seat that definitely Michael Koski's little tushy has been on. Your little tushy. It's so good. How many of these are cat related? That's the one that we got to go with. One, two, three, four. Honestly, did you get rid of the cat for some reason? It died.

Oh, man. That's it. Four. There's a lot more than this, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's so many. There's so much.

So that is what Michael Kuski is selling. Can we get the meow spoken here sign here? Yeah. Anything you want besides maybe the cat stool, I think, is the one. We sold the dog gates and the cat stool was like the number one thing that someone wanted. This thing sold quick? Yeah. Dude, it's just a stool with Sharpie eyes on it.

No, I think. Some kid drew a cat Sharpie on it. It had the most interest is that. That and the dog gate. How much did you sell this for? Oh, I'd give it to you for five bucks. We could make a bunch of these for that price. We could.

Let's just. No. Mama Michael is. She is. She's upgrading. She bought a new house. And as you can tell, she's a big dog lover. And she doesn't know how Facebook Marketplace works.

And I tried selling things for her. You're being a good son. Yeah, I'm being a good son. It's very nice of you. It is hysterical, though, seeing, like, what people want. So I'm like, all right, we'll sell it for the lot or, like, tell me what you want. And these ladies are like, we'll take here this one from there these two from there and like you meet like even more cat people they're like one lady's like i want everything that has to do with the cat that

you're selling i go okay a hundred bucks and they're like can't do that yeah i'll give you 20 i go there's 19 items there's 40 cat things all right and they all are sentimental so the reason so the reason i've because i sold something recently on facebook marketplace this is the first time i've ever sold anything on facebook marketplace um so i i had these bar stools that just were too those look nice so so uh someone some some lady was like hey uh i'll buy those barstools. I'm like, perfect. But I don't want to be a creep.

I don't want to be a creepy, like, hey, come to my house and pick up my barstools. You know, I don't want to be a creep. So there's a police station that is down the road from me. And I was like, all right, let's just meet at this police station. I'll give you the barstools and it'll be good. She said, okay. And she comes in her car and she's like uh i loaded them in her car and everything and she goes by the way i just want to thank you for not being like a creeper online like it's not sometimes this facebook marketplace

it's like real weird and creepy um then i learned that she's i i don't learn this but i eventually find out she's my neighbor because i then have to follow her home so she just saw me oh thank god he's not a creeper and then all of a sudden just like oh my god he is following me home that's why you shaved your beard so she could recognize you. Park in the parking lot and I see her. You're just struggling with that. I'm like, oh my,

she doesn't think I'm going to kill her right now. That's so funny. That's so funny. And you're like, I want to help her get those toes up. Yeah, I could.

I'd be like, oh, no, don't see her. I have to go in. That's like the classic where guys are worried you're following a girl at night or you're in the dark and you're like,

do I run past her or does she think I'm chasing her now or do I walk slower and it gets even creepier? That's fun. I like that. Is that when you decided to shave your mustache and just go full into the stalker? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go into like – I tied her to a railroad track. So it is creepy when you're trying not to be creepy to people and like you actually I hate being in a gym abnormal because there's like all like you're working out

all of a sudden there's just a girl that's like for whatever reason not wearing any clothes and it's like the whole time I'm just looking

straight up to the ceiling or directly into my face in the mirror while I'm working out and I just look like such a tool but it's like there's a butthole

right next to me it's like I have to I cannot do this because she's also going to see me in the mirror go like this i'm just you're really into yourself i work out with with my my hood up sometimes and like my so like people scare the shit out of me when they come in the gym oh my god what do you fucking mean what are you doing it's it's a lot we used to do these classes with with the lady and uh she would always sign up for

like the back row and i i eventually was like hey you have to start signing me up for the front of the row and she's like wow i feel like i'm being creepy because it's like bicycle classes yeah that's that's that's a good mustache and all the girls are just like this you know what i mean the bicycle passes and it's like how do got to sign up for the front row. I'm like the only guy in here. And I've got like the whole view. Not everyone knows I'm here with you. Usually we come at different times.

Like I look weird. We got to start signing up for the front. And she's like, okay, I get it. I get it. It's not that everyone's staring at your ass. No, I'm really working it. I'm really working it. The sweat down your crack.

But it's like so hard to not be like, to just hopefully make someone know that you're not creepy. But in order to tell someone you're not creepy, you have to say, hey, I'm not being creepy. And it's just as creepy. Like, hey, just so you know, I'm not checking your ass out. Yeah, that's the most creepy thing you can say to anybody. I'm not following you home like you're right behind someone. Like, hey, just so you know, I'm going here in a couple blocks. I'm not following you home or anything.

God. Yeah, there's no comfort in telling someone you're not being creepy yeah it's not i'm super hyper awake i think we gotta tell them the fact now yeah now's a good time for the fact yes okay so this needs to be fact checked and it's definitely like fucked up because i just read the last of it too so the facts i I got about the scratch and sniff or whatever, these all came from the same place. Reliable source? Reliable source. Reddit? I just made a moment.

In October 2015. Take a deep breath. You cannot laugh for the entire time. Yeah, come on. Hold together, Cusky. You gotta laugh for the entire time. Yeah, come on. Hold together, Kuski. You got to fucking hold together, man. Okay. In October 2015, United Airlines made a man with cerebral palsy. No, from the top.

All right, there's a good read. From the top, from the top. From the top, from the top. This is wild. In 2015, United Airlines made a man with cerebral palsy crawl off one of its flights. The flight attendants just watched as he struggled. Don't you know? That was the fact.

That was the fact. That's not a fact. It's a fact. No, I don't think so. It's just someone's a fact. No, I don't think so. It's just someone's bad day. This is when we need the TV. Google it.

What do you Google for that? Is it an airline with cerebral palsy? Bad. Why did they make him crawl? Did he get kicked off the flight? Or were they just like, we don't have a wheelchair? Depends on what level of cerebral palsy. That was on a fact list next to my 200 kick-ass flavors yeah to scratch this also I think someone's is fucking with cuss keys and just wrote fake facts someone wrote was next to like 100 facts. Yeah, someone wrote 100 facts.

They're like, what would Michael Kosky believe? What would one weird, one person that loves cats believe? I laughed so hard when I saw that. I was like, I got to put this in there. But then the minute I read it back when we were at TW, I was like, nope. You're like, hey. That's the person writing that. He shows me his phone and goes, hey, do you think I should read this one?

And I'm like, save that for next week. We cannot do that. We also noticed something at VW last week. Do you remember when you opened up his little wallet and we found some details? Oh, yeah. Should we talk about it? Yeah. We should talk about it.

I know where it's going. I already know it officially because G-Spot asked him that information, and we played a guessing game. Oh. So that lit the light bulb, and now I know your spy work has really helped us out. Jesus. Jesus.

Could you turn that up? Yeah, let me turn that up. I don't know if someone texted me or not um what was the question that she asked you i mean i think i i mean what's my middle name what is your middle name i don't think it's that i mean this isn't a big deal so so my i kind of i kind of spoiled what my middle name was to you earlier today. Oh. Yeah. So you should know it because I already said it to you today.

Is it Hitler? What? Me and Jack were just talking about Hitler? No. It could have been. No. I'll give you guys a hint. You guys can misspeak a game.

Jebediah. It's an older person's name But now you mostly hear it as a last name Jefferson Fitzgerald Incorrect He is closer Richardson I thought Fitzgerald was a good guess

Jefferson's closer thought Fitzgerald was a good guess, though. I mean, yeah. That's a good guess. Yeah? Jefferson's closer. Actually, Fitzgerald alphabetically is closer, but where the fuck are we going with it? I don't know. I have no idea. Something son, right? Fredrickson.

It starts with a G. Jedrickson. Gerald. Geraldson. It starts with a G. Jedrickson. Gerald. Geraldson. Incorrect. There is a famous chef named this. Bobby Flay. Geronimo?

No. What is it? Gordon. Gordon? Oh, yeah. Ramsey. Gordon Ramsey. Your middle name's Ramsey?

Yeah, my middle name's Ramsey. Yeah. And I told him that I used to have this Jeff Gordon jacket that now is worth so much money on the internet. I don't have it anymore. Yeah. I used to be not ashamed Gordon jacket that now is worth so much money on the internet. I don't have it anymore. Yeah. I used to be, not ashamed, but it was different, my middle name. It still is.

I know. You had to bring it up as a fucking topic. It still is different. Yeah, it's different. I really like it now. I'm named after my grandfather, too. My grandfather's from Switzerland. We need to tell the camera what your name is.

I'm talking to you, though. I'm not just talking to them. I am Michael Ernst. How do you spell that? So, uh... We need to tell the camera what your name is. I'm talking to you, though. I'm not just talking to them. Like, I am Michael Ernst. How do you spell that? E-R-N-S-T. Is that cat language? Ernst.

Ernst. Ernst. Well, if you say it like that... But named after your grandfather. Named after my grandfather. Yeah, I mean, that's basically it. I was going to be Michael Paul, which is my dad's middle name. I think Michael Paul sounds good, too. Wait, your dad's middle name is Ball?

Paul, you ding-dongs. That makes more sense. It'd be pretty funny if you were Ball, and it was just because you guys love Ball. Yeah. I'm the fourth Ball brother. Well, I mean, Ernst isn't a name, right? It's like Ernest. No, it's Ernst. Really? My grandfather's name was Ernst. Yeah. I'm the fourth ball brother. Well, I mean, Ernst isn't a name, right? It's like Ernest. No, it's Ernst.

Really? My grandfather's name was Ernst. Yeah. Oh. Wow. Ernst Heibacher. Oh, wow. Ernst Heibacher from Switzerland.

Moved from Switzerland to the States to marry my grandmother. Talk some shit some more, bitches. Was he ordered? What? Was he ordered? Mail order? Yeah, was it a... Was he a mail... I thought he said, bitches. Was he ordered? What? Was he ordered? Mail order? Yeah, was he a mail? I thought you said, was he murdered?

He was trying to get citizenship or what? Maybe, I don't know. My grandmother's a nice lady. I'd like to think she's dead too now. So I'd like to think they're both dead. Don't bring that up. I just did. You brought my middle name up.

You're bringing my grandpa up. He's getting real earnest with us right now. My middle name's Brian, after my dad. We all know. What's he up to these days? So, how's Gordon? Yeah, Gordon is passed away. Okay, all right.

Yeah, Gordon was great. Yeah, I mean, man, I don't have many grandparents, but me and my grandmother share the same birthday. Oh, wow. So we used to always be on the same cake. We'd have parties together, and one side of the cake would say, happy birthday, Joyce, and the other side would say, happy birthday, Judd. And when she passed away, we had to put the the pictures on the board and everything we had so many pictures of us and our cakes we had a birthday every single year and not one time were we on the right side

like she was always on the happy birthday judge side i was on the happy birthday grandma or it was uh no one's like hey maybe switch yeah what was turning 65 i had two questions and i had to remember the first one um did it actually say judd or did it say justin and is it your biological grandmother or is it your adopted grandmother uh that's something you're comfortable talking yeah yeah i feel like i'm on a therapy couch yeah it's a judge can i lay down yeah let me get comfortable real quick and how does that make you feel? I want to cry. So it always said Judd, and then it would be my grandma. My grandma's my grandma.

So you never call someone like your adopted parents. Like your... No, yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's say your grandma. So it would be my birth grandma would be from the person who had me and then their mom. No, I get the logistics of it. But you say grandma. So you would say grandma.

So your grandma, yeah. I didn't think you were like, hey, adopted mom, can I have cereal this morning? I didn't think you were saying that. Hey, not my mom. Can I have fruit? Diane. Still not calling you mom. Can I have a family name? Diane. Still not calling you mom. We know.

It's always funny. Also, people call me an orphan. I don't think I'm an orphan, though. Because doesn't an orphan mean your parents died? Yes. You were lost and you were found. You're not an orphan anymore. I was in an orphanage.

Which would make you an orphan. No, it found we're not an orphan anymore. I was in an orphan orphanage, which would make you an orphan But I have to go up and tell my sweet girl that you were indeed not an orphan because today she Asked if you were an orphan weirdly, I honestly tell her my parents got killed by the Joker and in an alley I've never seen I've never seen now you're just the worst Batman ever I think that's Judd he floats really well I also saw

I also saw a meme that just said Batman would have saved more people just with his money than he would saving one person at a time oh yeah I gotta stay up super late and kick one person's ass. Yeah, yeah.

I got to save a carjacker. I have vengeance. You would be a good Aquaman. Yeah, you and Jason Momoa look a lot alike. You would be a good Aquaman. I use Jason Momoa's shampoo and conditioner. That's true. What is it?

It's called Bird. How do you spell that? B-Y-R-D. Of course. Didn't we talk about what superheroes you'd be? No, we talked about how I really want to be Robin. Yeah. Because I'm short with an attitude.

No, no, no. You float. No, you didn't say the attitude part. I'm short. You just said Robin because you like your underwears. On the outside of your pants. Yeah. Do you want to be Aquaman because he floats?

I said Chris Pratt. You would be Guardian of the Galaxy. I'd be the only one. I don't think I could ever be a serious superhero. No. I'd like to be Deadpool. That'd be cool. Deadpool would be cool.

That'd be a fun one. I'd have to practice with my blades. I'd do my secret knife. Yeah, how's the secret knife working out? I figured out who it was. Yeah, you did. It was my mother's boyfriend. The one who makes him do Christmas in September.

He didn't make me. My mom made me. At least we found out who sent you secret knives. I'm hoping to find a secret samurai sword in the mail soon. I need to practice my weapon skills. He did offer to eat 100 glazers in 30 minutes. Do you think we make him do that? I would like to challenge Quick Trip to the fact that I will destroy 100 glazers in 30 minutes.

That's too many. I will then run one mile. No, Jack. What are you doing? What, to the hospital? Because you had immediate onset diabetes? I'm not a rollerblader. After the mile, I would rollerblade.

I'll rollerblade two miles, not run a mile. I'll rollerblade two miles. After my two miles of rollerblading, I will drink an entire four-pack of Drink Wisconsinably Brandy Old Fashioneds. It's a damn good old fashion. Best in the state. I will do it for the state of Wisconsin. Quickest east of the Mississippi.

So how much did you enjoy the the simple halftime show when they brought roller skates i missed it because i was finishing painting my masterpiece yeah oh yeah we're in a new place we're in a new place i think they god i think you got this far i think you figured it out we just painted the basement painted the basement hung a couple things on the wall. You can't see some things. We'll get more in here. But it's going to be home base for a while.

We'll get a fourth camera. We'll hang it from the drop-down ceiling so you can get an actual shot of all of us. And you can see the whole thing. All right. What? I'm kidding. It's a lot of logistic work. That's almost as dumb as you saying that you're going to have 100 glazers.

No, no. His is way dumber. That was really stupid. You're like 100 glazers, which is already just a feat in itself. Insane. Then I'm going to run a mile. You're eating three a minute. I'm rollerblading two miles.

I've switched it. Who would watch this? You know what's another fun thing is after I have those 100 glazers, I'm going to be rollerblading two miles on rollerblades that do not have brakes. Question. Realistically, how many glazers do you think you could put down? 130 minutes. No, that's like 33 a minute.

I could do it. 33 a minute. No. You're done, dude. Three minutes. Three minutes. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Wait, wait.

Dude, they are so airy and fluffy. The only thing. Three minutes a minute. Actually, you, sorry. Wait, wait. It's like 3.3 minutes. They are so airy and fluffy. The only thing. 3.3 minutes. Actually, you know what I'll probably do? Is I'll have a bunch of Drink Wisconsin brand new old fashions in a can, poured ready for me, and I'll just dunk the glazers in and just. They're so airy and light.

I could. I'm surprised I'm not even saying 200. Next week. Next week. We get 50. Okay. I'll buy 50. Okay. You're get $50. I'll buy $50. You're spending $14. He doesn't get a microphone. He doesn't get a microphone.

He just can eat for the hour. You're going to have to have someone shove them in your mouth. I'll give you an hour. I'll give you an hour, and you let me know how many you can put down. Have fun getting clips. If I don't have a microphone on me, and I'm not eating 100 donuts at the same time, have fun getting clips. That's all I'm saying.

The last clip of you has 50 views. It's just me vomiting. You talk about quick trip. Yeah, but I had to take quick trip in there. We'll get the traction. I'm challenging quick trip. I want to see them branch out to the crazy drunk world. I think we could get quick trip to maybe throw us a box, like a six-pack.

I can see you put that down in 30 minutes. I could put a six-pack down in five minutes. I could put a six-pack down in 45 seconds. You know, I would say four. Give me three minutes, I could put six Krispy Kremes down for sure. Those are smaller. Fine, give me a minute. Yeah, because there's no Krispy Kremes around here anymore.

So they're at like Walmart and stuff. What's your strategy? Are you squishing them together? I squeeze it and I go. I'm probably not going to eat for two days. What food do you think you could eat the most of? I thought I could have eaten 20 of those wings last night. They were damn good.

They were so good. Wings I'm not bad at. Yeah, but the thing is they look bigger than they actually are because you have the bone in them. Yeah. Yeah. But they were good. They were good. And I thought they were going to scratch the itch.

I want them again. I want them again. I've got three more packages of wings. We can make them again. I do like some wings. All right, we're sleeping over, Judd. Maybe Dippin' Dots? Ice cream?

I can do some ice cream. Shut the fuck up. I can eat handfuls of the fuck up I can eat handfuls of the smallest I can eat handfuls of little snowflakes I don't know I'm not

I'm obviously not Dippin' Dots it's a stupid thing but the only place we can get them is Six Flags and it costs $40 that or the brewery

yeah brewery sometimes doesn't have rainbow or banana split. Having an ice cream sundae at a sporting event is wild. I could probably put down more beers. I'd probably say beer. How many beers do you think you'd put down in nine innings?

In nine innings. Ooh. Could you do the 999? I couldn't. What's 999? I'd fuck up on the dogs. I can't take that many. One hot dog every inning?

Yeah. Nine beers, nine hot dogs. Nine innings of baseball. No throw up? No throw up. And you can't do like three hot dogs one inning. It's like one and one. So you let your body get – I think that's the hardest part is you let your body get full.

Yeah. Because if you let me get kind of buzzed, I could put down five hot dogs in an inning. There's no way that bread is an expanding industry. Also, I'm definitely going to Miller Park and Fanfield for the hot dogs. They, like, saran wrap them. They're so steamed. Yeah. Good ballpark hot dogs.

Sounds great. We should just make this an eating channel. Give me a broad. Are you a broad or hot dog guy? Broad, probably. If I'm going for volume, definitely hot dogs. Yeah. But if I'm just going to be like, I only have one thing, I'll have a broad.

If you get one phallic-like meat, I'm going to go broad. Usually I'll get two. If I go to the baseball game, I'm getting one brat, one hot dog, both ketchup and mustard. Brat stadium sauce is delicious. Little mustard, onions, no relish. If they have the peppers and onions, I'll do that. And best hot dog, Chicago-style dog. Okay.

All right. I don't think that's true. It is. There's no sauerkraut on it though. Oh god. What? Are you 80? Dude, sauerkraut is so good.

He's sitting with his legs crossed like this. You're 7. Sauerkraut is so good. It feels good right now. I need to stretch. You know how it sounds like that? Children. People that's in cat stools Shorten picture and he's just sitting on that cat still like that To his mom and meows

Meow spoken here It's not meow spoken here. It's just me. It's just meow is spoken here. It's just meow. It's just meow spoken here. Meow is plural for meow. Yeah, which is a wild thing to have in front of the eat sign after that. Okay, so realistically, do you think that you could eat the most of Dippin' Dots? What about you? What about you?

I don't know. Mini corn dogs? Mini corn dogs. Mini corn dogs. That'd be a good one. That'd be a fun one. That'd be fun, yeah. Would Dippin' Dots all come in their own individual package, or would you get a bucket of dots?

Bucket of dots? No, it's got to be individual. It's got to be individual because if you get a bucket, it's going to melt and you're going to drink it. I think it needs to be individual cups so it looks more daunting for you. Agreed. Going for volume on corn dogs. Mini corn dogs. Are you going to be dipping them in anything

or are you just going to be braining them? I need a little dip. I need a little lube. I think ketchup and mustard. Give me some honey mustard on some corn dogs. Oh, love it. Why are you whistling? Those hot dogs hot? I wish I could pull this up quick. Why don't Why are you whistling? Those hot dogs hot? I wish I could pull this up quick.

Why don't you take a pull there? Grandpa. Oh, we can wrap this up. Yeah. How much time have we done? Is that how you guys want to end it? Yeah, we've done 55. 55.

They don't need to go any longer than an hour because I've got to do this all tomorrow. That's good to have on the podcast. I want to try it. It's damn good, Brandy. We just got this bottle. It was our. I'm not going to say. Kuski, drink some on the way.

I had a sip on the way here. That's not good. We have to say that. Kuski, drink some on the way. I had a sip on the way here. That's not good. We have to cut that. Of water. Ooh, that's nice. Almost smooth. It's a good bottle, too. Yeah, I love the bottle.

What's your favorite side? This side or this side? That side. That side. This side for sure. But this side isn't bad. But this side's nice side that side that side this side for sure but this side isn't bad but this side's nice that side's nice back when we hang this up we got to go this side correct oh yeah yeah because well i mean this is nice because it's damn good brandy but this is literally just

the back side of the bottle that's like what it's meant to be but they did a good job branding that part yeah oh and it has their uh old-fashioned buddy. Yeah, what's the guy's name? Happy. Happy. Because we're a happy-go-lucky group of guys. Produced, bottled by Drink Wisconsin, a beverage company, Pewaukee, Wisconsin. Drink Wisconsin, think Wisconsin. Government warning.

According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcohol beverages. Thank you for sending us some old-fashioned. Yeah, we've got some goodies down here. We decided to go just straight brandy this time and a few Wisconsin beers in our pints. Cheers, boys. Cheers.

I'm done. You're a drunk. You're a drunk. I'm drinking Wisconsin, boy.