Fat Chance Podcast - We BuzzFeed Our Red Flags Ep.124

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

Can BuzzFeed really determine someone's personality and red flags? What does Jack's pasta choice say about his spicy skills? Does Michael's Crumbl Cookie preferences mean he is a terrible person? Judd takes no prisoners and lets the guys have it. SPONSORED BY: Booze Better Supplements: Use the link below to start drinking better and recovering faster! https://www.supplementsolutions.us/?ref=67FwapSjNHdTKo PATREON!!!! patreon.com/fatchancestudios CHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! @FatChanceShorts https://youtube.com/@FatChanceShorts?si=wCjiBc0ddHEYk_bs Get your Chewzie TODAY! @TheChewzie https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy Diego Avila - @trashpimp (photography)

All right. You're too clingy. Everyone needs some space. Remember to take it easy. That's really funny. That's really funny. And I had some different answers, so I know I didn't. Do you want to retake it? No, no. The Open. Did you have that recording? No. Of course you never do.

God damn it. Why don't you all just consistently hit record at the same time? Because he hasn't had a microphone in his hand until just now. That's such a good one. God. You just started with that. You don't even need to go searching for it. I'm going to call it back.

All right. You could have literally just had that be, like, you know, when you search for, like, the funny clip and the, you could have had that be right you know when you search for the funny clip You could have had that be right And then you just go to the music But now we have to be funny again off the top I do love the cold open With the music that's so funny

Like when sitcoms do it It's so good Brooklyn Nine-Nine The best cold opens ever The I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys 1 Is the Brooklyn99, have you guys seen Brooklyn99? The best cold opens ever. The I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys one is the – Was that the lineup one? The lineup, and they make him sing it. And he chills, and he goes, that's the one.

That's the one that killed my brother. Oh, yeah, that's what we're here for. Damn it. That is so good. The Office did that with, like, the little skits and then actually got into the episode. Yeah. Yeah.

They had some good ones, but I still think Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Cold Opens were one of the best. I haven't watched that show a bunch. Yeah, I like just a little snippet. Maybe we keep people around for a little longer. What are you watching now? Show-wise? Suits. Love a good suit.

Yeah. I just wanted – I kept i i don't know my like facebook thing i'll get lost in facebook videos and 40 there were a bunch of like suits ones yeah i don't go looking for people's you and your dad you're all scrolling through facebook complaining about left-wing videos all that and you're just like it was all like little suits clips and I was like

let's I kind of want to try it out I realized all the clips are from the first five episodes of the show I was like

this is everything why is he still laughing Jack just called back something that's in episodes two weeks ago that was off camera that was not.

What'd she say? Said, love Wing AI. Oh, man. Yeah, that. What a callback. I wanted to bring this up last week. But when I went, I was telling you about that winery I went to. So after a rough day of moving, Rachel was telling you about that winery I went to. Um, so,

uh, after a rough day of moving, Rachel, we, we go to this winery, meet all our friends and, um, we get a text saying,

Hey, uh, this girl, Lexi's coming. It's like one of the other girls roommates and bringing the dog. And then we get a text like 25 minutes later or the girl whose dog it is. And the couple whose dog it is. Um, they're like, where's Millie?

And the guy goes, I don't like the sound of that one. And they go like run after her like where the dog is. We get a text 15 minutes after that. Lexi's car is in a ditch. We're like, oh, shit. She got in an accident and the dog is out. And we don't do anything. We just – we're like, oh, maybe she's here because it's like a winding road

we go over and check this girl parked on like a hill in a parking spot this dog has extreme anxiety when it parks it wants to get out immediately and so she opened the door um and was gonna let the dog out the dog ran out and then she ran after the dog, never put the car in park. And then I'm pretty sure, I don't know her fact, she tried jumping back in at the car. It went down the hill into a tree, and we're like, yeah, we're not pushing this one out.

No. Fast forward an hour later, she's hitting on the manager. She just forgot about her car. She goes, he's kind of cute. Well, she needs a ride home. Yeah, she needs a ride home. She needs a ride home. She's doing well.

Who knows what she's doing? She's playing chestnut checkers. We're about to get the car pulled out, and the manager's like, if you guys need anything, find me. Because she had a few cunts and whatnot. He's flirting too. Yeah, he's definitely flirting. We tried.

The guy, our buddy Charlie. You were trying? Yeah. Our buddy Charlie went and found him and was like, hey, she's into you. And he's like, yeah, she's very cute. Full on wingman. I was like, that's impressive. But he's like, hey, if you guys need anything, let me know.

I'll be over here. We'll help you out with any bandages and whatnot. but he's like hey do you guys if you guys need anything let me know i'll be over here we'll help you out with any bandages whatnot and her friend goes do you have any like coupons or like free drinks i go bet we just ran a car through their front yard i don't think they're gonna offer us free water sorry the curb wasn't high enough like no way did you like that tree was that your favorite tree we told they tree? We towed. They got the car towed out, and the bumper just shot to shit. And I've been like, if I travel, I've been bringing the Fat Chance stickers with it.

I slapped one on the bumper and let it go. Hell yeah. That's so funny. We made it to Raleigh. That's so good. Was it the QR code or one of us? No, it's the one of us. I should put the QR code on there.

If you guys want stickers, come to the golf outing. August 24th. We do have a golf outing on August 24th. And we were right last week. We said we'd do it at the top of the podcast. We did. It's like it's fresh in our minds. It is.

It is. Time goes fast when you're having fun. Time goes far when you're having fun. Time. We're still talking about moving goes far when you're having fun. Time. We're still talking about moving, and that happened two weeks ago. No, I want to show, I thought that was so funny, just asking for coupons after we destroyed their property. It's literally in their front yard.

Also hitting on a man who owns a winery. But you know what? That seems like a good thing. She was giving lemons, and she was making lemonade. Like she was trying. Did she make lemonade? No, I don't think so. I know what you mean by lemonade.

She won. That's why the door's closed. Speaking of cum. No, I'm just kidding. That's not the time to do that one. Do what one? Nothing. Different ad read.

Don't say it. No, she's the kind of personality where if something bad is going to happen tonight, I don't hope it happens to her, but if you don't want the entire night to be derailed, you hope it's that kind of personality. She's like, hey, I can't do anything about it now like it is what it is i'm not gonna let it ruin my name they're gonna have a good time like everyone's like we're gonna buy you bottles and bottles of wine and we did and she just yeah it's kind of hard to have a bad time yeah afterwards you're like hey my car's fucked up give me give me some if you have enough bottles of wine you're like hey give me the guy who made this. Well, what was cool is.

Let me meet the chef. Give me that guy. The manager goes, our beer master, the brewer, whatever his name is. It's a winery. They make beer, too. You would love this place. It's one of the coolest places I've ever been in my life. He goes, he has a tendency to name the drink after funny things that happen around here. I go, well, this is gonna

make that list. We're just stopping Scorpio. It's gonna be like, hey, Millie, come back. Millie, come back. This is tree car. Or like, you can't park here. This has got hints of oak in it.

But yeah, so shout out to Lexxi and motor oil if you try real hard you can feel a little bit of the glass breaking that we put at the bottom dude where's my car um but yeah that was uh that was a fun that was a fun little excursion i enjoyed that that place is it's when you pull up to this winery you think like oh wedding central and we asked me goes no we built enough audience here that we if you're going to do a wedding you're going to pay us a lot of money yeah because there's so many people going in and out of their food i mean it's like my ideal place at trucks. Everything's basically outdoors. There's music going.

They had bags. They're putting in a coffee shop. Beer, wine, whiskey. They do live music. They do comedy shows there. It was top notch. Did you do some comedy there? No.

But they did advertise it, which was nice. They're like, hey, comedy showcase here. Whatever date. Advertising is helpful. You might want to reach out and say, hey, my friend is the one that hit your tree. We would like to tell jokes about that on stage. Yeah. Would you like to have us? Would you like to have us?

I bet you we could reach out and they'd be like, yeah, sure. You guys are going to fly in here. They're not going to pay for it. It's just like a local probably showcase. It's probably, I don't know what I would equ to fly in here. They're not going to pay for it. It's just like a local probably showcase. It's probably, I don't know what I would equate it to here. Um, not quite.

It's not, don't tell, but it's probably like the brewery tours that have been going on lately. Oh yeah. I just got an email. I got an email about one of those. Yeah. I,

well, I found out who does the, we can probably cut this, but... That was some juicy stuff. You are mad that you missed out on that one, guys. I know what you're going to be mad that you're missing out on. I didn't like when we were traveling and doing this, although the library was fun the first time.

Yeah. The vibes were right. Halloween library sucked. Halloween library sucked, but the first library. The first sexy silent library was great. Dude, that was. The vibes were there. But the first library. The first sexy silent library was great. Dude, that was.

The vibes were there. I thought, I mean, taking this on the road is, you know, fun, but it's also we know this is our home. This is the home base. And it's nice to have it like you just come in and you set it up as opposed to like, oh, this lighting sucks. Oh, my God. It is the best part about having this here.

I'm very thankful you let us have it here. It's just put the sd card in just hit go and we're good to go get moving yeah when uh the the missus has been talking about kicking us out of here um not for a while but she's talking about for future planning when there are little ones running around so that we've had time yeah i've been I've been humping pillows lately So I haven't been doing anything else But We've got plenty of time

But I was like Well We got We're gonna have to build An expansion We're gonna have to build A new I'm gonna be honest

By the time I hope I can put us in Somewhere else Well also Are you sure you don't want to build that Can your deflated ball Produce I haven't tested it in somewhere else. Well, also... Are you sure you don't want to build that? Can your deflated ball produce?

I haven't tested it, but it tastes the same as before. That's how you know you're fine. It's not a little gritty because sometimes mine gets a little gritty. What are you doing? I thought we were tasting it. Yeah, but why is yours gritty? Orange juice?

No. I like pulp. No, mine why is yours gritty? Orange juice? No. I like pulp. No. Mine shoots zero pulp. Fresh squeezed, baby. Fresh squeezed? Fresh squeezed in a strainer. I like that from a can stuff, from concentrate.

That's what mine. Why is your cum gritty? I don't know. Are you lying? Are you telling us a truthful thing and we need to check you? We can check. Wait, I'm not checking. Don't put we here.

I'm not going to milk them. We got like a five-minute intermission real quick. We can get this done. What the hell is happening? All right, one, two, three, break. This is off the fucking radar. Welcome back. What do you think?

I'm just covered with conditioner. Just like, oh my God, it is gritty. Dude, there's way more volume than I thought. Way more volume. Michael becomes a prop cop. Just fucking gravels shooting out of his penis. A shampoo and sand. Shit.

Should have used one of those Clay Matthews condoms. I'm just so exfoliated. They're called Claymates. Let's call them what they're at. It's such a funny name for it. How many callbacks can we do this episode? We just watched last week. We just watched it.

We did a callback of something that wasn't even in the episode of last week. This is going to be so good. This is already the dumbest one. We're rolling. That's why I was going to say last week's game would have been so bad. Yeah, absolutely. We were firing on all cylinders last week. One of us was.

The other one couldn't read. You got it and I was like, huh? The other one couldn't read. You got it, and I was like, huh? My favorite one was when you were trying so hard to just say it quicker than he did. Well, that's what you guys prefaced. You skipped the first part and just said the last. That's what you guys prefaced, like, just say it faster, just say it faster, and it was.

Didn't work. Oh, boy. That's darn good. It was darn good. It was darn good. Good giggles. Good giggles. Man. Woo.

It's okay. We can talk for a second. No, today's game's on my phone. Oh, okay. Because I... We can go in the game. It's fine. We can do it early if you want. Let's do it early.

They're going to be quicker games. Okay. So... Games. Have you ever done the BuzzFeed quizzes? Yes. I've seen them. All right.

It's like... Yeah, so... What Harry Potter am I? Yeah, but they're the top ten of this month. But you're going to do one or the other. Unless you want to answer them together, which I don't think would be as fun. We'll do one or the other then. All right.

Which one do you think is the worst driver out of you two? Me. I don't know. I'm up there, dude. Really? I had my license taken away in high school. Okay, Jack. Okay, Jack.

All right, here we go. And that was honestly just for regular stuff. I haven't gotten a ticket since then, but I definitely can preface that. Have you been in an accident? Yeah, two in high school. I backed up into a parked car, and then I clipped a mirror. I rear-ended someone, and I backed up into a pole. We're about the same.

We're about the same. I just can't see over the steering wheel. That's the issue. My legs go through the gas pedal. I can't slow down. You would make a good trench coat into a movie theater thing. You want to know who actually did that in real life? Yes.

I stacked them like a person. My mother and her college roommate went to Metro Mart, downtown Milwaukee, standing on each other's shoulders. What? Why? Because they thought it would be funny. Honestly? It is. It's very funny.

But it was the most insane thing. I was like, Mom, you're kind of fucking weird. You know what I mean? You had to have been smoking something. It hasn't, but it's a real thing. Here you go. Are you a good driver? Ten questions to find out if you're a good driver or not.

It is illegal to drive with interior dome light on in your car. True or false? Can I answer this? I mean, if you guys want to answer together, you can. It's illegal. So it's illegal. It's illegal.

So it's true. True. Sure. You guys are incorrect. It is false. My dad always yells at me, turn that light off. Sorry, we're being seen. It is not illegal to drive with your dome light on. If you're driving a car in normal weather conditions,

how much space should you leave between yourself and the car in front of you? Two to three car lengths 500 feet three seconds worth two car lengths 20 feet two two car lengths two car lengths incorrect is it three seconds or three seconds worth yep that's what this that's what i and drivers said they're like hey when they pass the stop sign you come you better yeah you come one two three but like two car lengths is about three seconds. They're semis. When you see a yellow sign that is circle, that is

crossed out and has R and R on each sign... It's railroad crossing. What does that mean? Railroad crossing. Railroad crossing. That is correct. I know because that's where the jumps are on the road. That's when you gotta lift on the road. All right.

That's when you got to lift your feet up. Hold on! Because I always see the sun too late. That's when you push it. You got to push it. Do you hold your breath when you go past graveyards? No. I actually spit at them.

Someone told me that once. I go, I honestly hate you. It's one of my best friends. I go, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I thought that was tunnels. It's both. I don't know if it's a long tunnel. Who has the right? It's one of my best friends. I go, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I thought that was tunnels. It's both. It's a long tunnel. Who has the right away at a four-way stop?

The guy to your right. Cars move in clockwise order. Cars move in counterclockwise order. Whoever arrived first, whoever is going straight. Arrives first. Arrives first and then counterclockwise. That is correct. Nice. I don't know about thatclockwise. That is correct. Nice.

I don't know about that second part, though. All right. If you're over the age of 21, your blood alcohol can be which number? 0.4, 0.12, 0.08, 0.02. 0.02. Let's just play it low. Yeah. Low ball it. 0.02. That is02. Let's just play low. Low ball it. 0.02.

That's correct. Oh, fuck. Eight is the legal limit, so I guess it depends on what kind of cop you got. 0.4 is trying to trick you thinking, oh, 0.4 is not good. Whoever is what, 2.2? That's crazy. 0.4 is worse than 0.22. Never mind.

Yeah. 2 that's crazy point 2 to point 2.4 is worse than point 2 to never mind yeah but I think it's also like even if you are below the legal limit if you're driving bad they can still kind of hit yeah anyway what is so this one you see that one pedestrian crossing

so it says shopping district it says shopping district school crossing walking lane single mother neighborhood, walking lane. Single mother. Neighborhood watch. Walking lane. Walking lane.

School crossing. Oh. Potato tomatoes. Those were tall stick figures. They were shorter. How many feet prior to a turn or lane change should you put on the blinker? 150. 200 feet, 100 feet, 75 feet,

25 feet. I'm going to go 200. Probably 100. It is 100. Since when do we round down? 200 is the safer way to do it. It is. As of 2024, all 50 states now require cars to have both rear and front license plates. True or false?

False. That's correct. You don't have to have it in Florida. There's only 29 states that require it. Why is it required to have a front one? Just so that they can... You know, for the people you run over and be like, I know it's that car. They'll see it from the back, too.

After they flip over. Or it's probably just in their leg. Shit. I only got AHK. Where are the numbers? A flashing yellow light at an intersection means you must what? Yield. No.

You can just go through it. So, yield and use caution. Only go straight. No turns allowed. Treat it as a stop sign. No enter the area. Yield. Yeah, yield and use caution.

Flashing red is a stop sign. Correct. This is way more than 10 questions. There's a yellow sign that has a recycle thing. It's an arrow that's going around. Roundabout. That indicates what? There's a roundabout ahead. You an arrow that's going around. Roundabout. That indicates what? There's a roundabout ahead. You must make a U-turn.

Do not make a U-turn. Ongoing construction. Do you have the sign? I do have the sign. That's not a recycle. Recycles are triangles. I know. That's why I said it's a circle. Yeah, but my dyslexic ass got it. What are you saying?

Triangles and circles are shapes, not letters. In 49 states, it is illegal to text while driving, eat while driving, wear headphones while driving, all of the above. Let's just do all of the above. All of the above. Incorrect. How am I supposed to know if we're...

Texting. Texting. What's the one state you're allowed to text and drive? Montana. Montana. That's because there's no one there. You can't have reception. No reception.

That's true. And their blood alcohol content up there can be.4. There you go. It's probably always.4. What did we get on that? Oh, bad. Not good. We're bad drivers.

Wait, do we have more quizzes? Yeah. I kind of like this. You have more quizzes. Do you want to do a quiz? No. I'm the game master. Call me Steve Harvey. Alright. Come with Steve Harvey.

Call back. We're playing food games. Points for callbacks. So we have ten of these that you can choose from. The one I want to choose right now is these crumble cookies will tell you what red flags you have. Okay. Yeah.

Yes, I love that. Let's do this. All right. This should be just one person answering this because if we just give someone something. So, I think, Kuski, this one should be you. All right. Kuski, would you rather have Buckeye Brownie or a Red Velvet White Chip?

Buckeye Brownie. That's the right pick. Would you rather milk chocolate chip or pink sugar? Milk chocolate chip. What's pink sugar? It's sugar with pink sugar. Oh, I like sugar cookies, but anyway, continue. You did pick the right

thing. I know. Would you rather carrot cake, macadamia nut, carrot cake. We're three for three on this one. Would you rather cookies and cream milkshake, strawberry cupcake? Strawberry cupcake.

Wow. You are a narcissist. Would you rather... I started this thing, yeah narcissist Would you rather Would you rather I started this thing yeah Would you rather Cookie butter lava Cotton candy Cookie butter lava

That's gotta be so damn good It's gotta be I'm going to crumble That's gotta be That has to be a thousand calories A cookie Cookie butter is so damn good Would you rather

Maple cinnamon roll Iced oatmeal Iced oatmeal I'm not a fan of syrupy Would you rather maple cinnamon roll, iced oatmeal? Iced oatmeal. I'm not a fan of syrupy flavor. All right. Would you rather sea salt toffee, waffle? Sea salt toffee.

Waffle? Just waffle. Wow. Is there pictures of it? Yeah. Looks pretty good. I've had the cornbread one. It's pretty damn good. Dude, I want to go to Crumble Cookies so bad now.

Would you rather pink donut, mint chip ice cream? Mint chip ice cream. Pink donuts are only for the bedroom. Would you rather circus animals? Circus animals, like the cookies? Cowboy cookie. Ooh, that's a tough one Because cowboy cookie's got it all right

That's a garbage cookie But I'm going to go I'm going to go I know but I feel like the animal card cookie is just going to be A sugar cookie with an animal card on top I'm going to go cowboy cookie I think they get away with a lot of

Bullshit Like it's an oreo cookie it's sugar with an oreo on it Here we go finally I'm going to go Cowboy Cookie. Okay. I think they get away with a lot of bullshit. All right, last one. Like, it's an Oreo cookie. It's sugar with an Oreo on it. All right, here we go. Finally. Would you rather molten lava, caramel shortbread featuring Twix? Yeah, Twix one.

I love Twix. Caramel shortbread sounds pretty good. All right. You're too clingy. Everyone needs some space. Remember to take it easy. That's really funny. That's really funny.

And I had some different answers, so I know I didn't. Do you want to retake it? No, no. I don't want to know. Actually, yeah, we can fly through it quick. We can fly through it quick. Yeah, I want to see what's wrong with me. All right, here we go.

Bucky Brownie or Red Velvet White Chip? Brownie. Brownie. Chocolate Chip. Chocolate Chip.ie or Red Velvet White Chip? Brownie. Brownie. Chocolate chip. Chocolate chip. Would You Rather, Carrot Cake. Carrot Cake. Carrot Cake.

Cookies and Cream, Strawberry Milk. Cookies and Cream. Cocoa Butter Lava, Cotton Candy. Cocoa, yeah, Cookie Butter Lava. Maple Cinnamon Roll, Iced Oatmeal. Sea Salt To toffee Waffle I don't know what waffle is But I know I like sea salt toffee

So we're going to go with that one Pink donut Mint chocolate chip Probably What does pink donut look like? Mint chocolate chip Yeah Pink donut is just sugar cookie

With a hole cut out of it Would you rather circus animal or cowboy cookie? It's exactly what Kuski said. Cowboy cookie for sure. That's so funny that you had it. Molten lava, caramel shortbread featuring Twix. Caramel shortbread featuring Twix.

You have two different. You're also clingy. High five. And hold it. Don't leave me. Don't fucking leave me. That was good. All right.

Your hands are gritty. All right. So the next one we're going to do is... We need to get a callback for it. Why are your hands so gritty? The next one is going to be, make a tasty pasta and I'll tell you which Disney princess you met. Oh, yeah. Give it to Jack.

That's so funny. All right. Who comes up with these? They literally just say, if you get these answers, it doesn't even need to align with any sort of thing. You just get a random. Also, it's Disney Prince. Oh, I thought it was Blue Jacks. I said it wrong.

Yeah, Disney Prince. Dude, it's so funny. You can just mix spaghetti with meatballs and like. Dude, you're fucking the Little Mermaid. All right, here we go. Pick a shape of pasta. We have penne, rigatoni, gnocchi, macaroni, and linguine. Can I see the pictures of them?

Yeah, go ahead. The bottom one's linguine. Yep. That's cool. Give me rigatoni. Rigatoni. It's a good pick. It's worth the sauce as well.

All right, pick a sauce. Pesto, marinara, Alfredo, carbonara, or bolognese? Oh, I love carbonara. I think it's between carbonara, or bolognese? Oh, I love carbonara. I think it's carbonara, man. Yeah, but rigatoni's not really meant for carbonara. Actually, give me carbonara. You can do whatever you want. This is your pasta.

Pick a veggie. Mushrooms, zucchini, tomatoes, red peppers, and broccoli. You want to eat one? Say it again. Mushrooms. Mushrooms, zucchini, tomatoes, red peppers, broccoli. I think mushrooms goes well with the carbonara. I think it's the only thing that can go with it, really.

Pick a protein. Steak, chicken, sausage, shrimp. I'd rather have extra cheese. Was it steak, chicken, sausage, shrimp, extra cheese? Yeah. Probably just chicken then Steak would be good but I don't think it would Pick your cheese

Cheddar, parmesan, mozzarella, gouda, pepper jack Parmesan Parmesan For pasta it's always parmesan Always go parmesan Alright Let's do mac and cheese This one

Still parmesan This one you might have to Pick which plate you want to put it on Oh that's a good one. That's hilarious. Yoav Aziz on Upsplash. Okay. It's a circle one with three rims around it.

So it's a plate. It's kind of a small bowl, but the side goes up. Pick your dessert to pair with your pasta. Cannolis, brownie sundae, chocolate chip cookie, ice cream, tiramisu. Tiramisu. Really? Yeah, you're going pasta. Oh, you're Flynn Rider. You're like a confident and charming man who has dating experience.

I'm going to be gay, aren't I? A total playboy type of man. Hit him with this smolder. Butt clingy. Butt clingy. I'm clingy. No one likes a hot this molder. Butt clingy. Butt clingy. I'm clingy. No one likes a hot clingy guy.

That's true. Better than an ugly clingy guy. Yeah, give me the gay one. There's no gay princess. What are you talking about? All right, here we go. Pick a pasta shape. Penne, rigatoni,

gnocchi, macaroni, linguine. I'm going to go penne. Pick a sauce. Pesto, marinara, alfredo, macaroni, linguine. I'm going to go penne. Pick a sauce. Pesto, marinara, alfredo, carbonara, bolognese. Marinara. Pick a veggie.

Now I can't pick what I want. Mushroom, zucchini. I don't like this. Mushroom, zucchini, tomato, red pepper, broccoli. I wanted to say zucchini, but it's a marinara sauce now, and I'm probably going to have to go. You can do zucchini with marinara. It's just kind of like eggplant.

Yeah. Is eggplant an option? No, but it's like that. Let's go zucchini then. Add a protein. Steak, chicken, sausage, shrimp. Pick your cheese. Cheddar, parmesan. Parmesan. shrimp. Pick your cheese, cheddar, Parmesan.

Parmesan. Okay. Pick your plate of pasta. Top right. I can barely see those. Pick your dessert. Cannoli. It looks like shit.

Cannoli. Cannoli. Oh. Ugh. I'm not a cannoli guy. I've never really had one. You are also Flynn Rider. Are we the same?

Hold it here, brother. That's how you know that this makes no sense. We chose literally not the same pasta at all. We picked a completely different thing. Know what it's based on? The parmesan. They have one answer that actually determines it. It's the parmesan.

That's the only thing we have the same. Take it from the top and change the parmesan. I'm just kidding. That'd be a lie. All right, guys. So there's a few more we can do. We can do... I'm having a good time doing this.

Build a pizza pie and uncover what adjectives perfectly fit you. There's one. Eat your way through 24 hours, and I'll guess how old you are. I like that one. Everyone has a toxic trait. These five questions reveal yours. Let's do that because it's five.. I like that one. Everyone has a toxic trait. These five questions reveal yours. Yeah, because it's five. Let's do that one.

Yeah. And then we'll end on that one. Actually, we can probably get a couple more. We've got 25 minutes left. Your friend tells you that they heard someone say that you're rude. You say, well, you know I heard something bad about them too. You say, I know I'm not rude, so it doesn't affect me. You say, I understand that.

They've had a hard life, and it's okay to them to be mean sometimes. Or you say, I don't think they can talk. They're the rude one. Can we put other and say kick rocks, you bitch? Yeah, I was going to wait for one that says fuck you. What's the one that says you're rude? I would just say fuck it, whatever. Yeah, probably the second one.

Let's see if we can answer the same here. Yeah. So then we don't have to do it again. You're at a sleepover. Oh, I love those. How many guys? What do you talk about first? How greedy are we getting?

What each other got on a test the other day? Other people? Secrets? Duh. How great each one of you of friends is? We're not going to do that one. Nope. How mean someone was to you the other day?

What's the first one? What each of you got on a test the other day? Well, I haven't taken a test in a while. Can we just make that like for work? The second one. What was the second one? Other people's and secrets. Yeah, other people's and secrets.

Absolutely. It's a little drama. What is your dream job? Boss of company? Therapist? I don't want a job. I want any job. Politician?

Boss. Or I don't want a job. Yeah, let's just do boss. Yeah, I'd like to be the boss. You can pick more than one. You can pick more than one? I don't know. Yeah, they both lit up when I scrolled.

How would you describe yourself? The best conversationalist? I'm happy just to have a place in the group. Pack leader, the brains, the brawn. Can we put all of the above? Why can't I be everything? Say them again. I would probably say just happy to be part of the group.

I don't think I have a role. Yeah, I like just having friends. I do converse quite a bit. I'm happy to be part of a group that likes to talk. Oh, I'm not the best conversationalist. I don't ask people a lot of questions about themselves. I don't ask anyone any questions. Okay, then I'm just happy to have a place in the group.

Yeah, I would agree with you. What is your most prized possession? My diary, myself. I love everything I have. Objects that show how great i am metals etc myself my custom lightsaber was an item there so um what are they all again my diary myself i love everything i have objects to show how great i am metals etc i don't have that many i just like everything i have i have a lot of cool things I like to show off.

I would say myself, but I mean... We'll do myself. That's fine. That's not a good answer. All right. Your Texas trait is your pride. You're a great person, but sometimes you can be a bit full of yourself. You believe in yourself a bit too much.

Our favorite thing about being in a friend group is that we're just happy to be there. These BuzzFeed guys are getting paid for nothing. I think they're a little full of themselves over at BuzzFeed thinking they got the answers to everything. You don't fucking know me. Fuck you. You're not invited to the sleepover, buddy. All right.

There's a few other ones. Can I have one of those Conas? Yeah. You might need to. I got my teeth. Do not do that. We have a drink responsibly. Don't do that.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. Don't do that. Dude, so the dude's so fucking prideful. He can't even, he won't even use a tool. He's just like, I can do it with my body. You're just, God. All right. so fucking prideful. He won't even use a tool. He's just like, I can do it with my body. Alright.

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What are the other ones? Let's check the other ones. The other ones is build a piece of pie and uncover which adjective is best for you. Choose a hot guy from each show or movie. That one. Guess your taste in men.

That's a good one. I like that one. We're going to learn a lot about each other. To appeal to our demographic. I don't know who these people are, so good luck. Pick a guy from the Hunger Games. Peeta Malik, Glaine... The Hemsworth guy.

No, that's not Hemsworth. That's Josh Hutcherson. No, I know, but I'm saying the Hemsworth guy. Glaine Hawthorne? Do they have pictures of him? Yeah. Show us the pictures. One, two, three, four.

Sinophonic O'Dare, Gale Hawthorne. What the fuck are you reading? Glenn Hathen? He might be a little dyslexic. I don't know who these people are. I'm definitely choosing... I'm not choosing the Hemsworth guy. He's just been such a dick to Miley.

But Miley's been... Which one? Which one are you picking? Give me the chocolate one. Let's go every other. Let's go every other. Well, then we're going to get inaccurate readings. I don't think that's what's going to give us an answer.

Pick your guy from Harry Potter. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco, or Neville? Neville? I'm going Neville. I'm going Neville. I'm going Neville, yeah. He's a handsome lad now. He's a handsome chap now. Pick your Marvel man,

Falcon, Iron Man, Bruce Banner, Thor. Give me RDJ, baby. Yeah, good answer. Pick your guy from Gilmore Girls. Fuck, Rachel watches this.

I gotta... Show me him. Show me him. Picking that guy from Gilmore Girls. Luke isn't on here? What the fuck? I'm gonna go with

Dean Foster. Will you hand me another cone as well? Game Master? After this game, I have to pee. All right, pick your guy from the Twilight Saga. Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Emmett Cullen, Miles Newton. Which one's the vampire?

Edward. Give me Eddie. Even the way. Even the way. M Team Jacob Next pick a guy from Stranger Things Have you seen it? Yeah the dude with the mullet

Is that Jonathan Byers or Steve? Or Eddie Munson Eddie It's Eddie You like Eddie Yeah the guy with the curly long hair Yeah the guy like the big dude No give me Steve I want Steve I big dude. No, give me Steve.

I want Steve. I want Steve. He also sings the song When I'm Back in Chicago. It's a good song. Choose your Disney man. Prince Neva? Prince Eric?

Hercules? Nick Wilde? It's a leftist woke AI. Prince Naveen. I'm not into a fox. Give me Hercules, Nick Wilde. It's a leftist woke AI. Prince Naveen. I'm not into a fox. Give me Hercules. Finally, pick your Star Wars guy. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Poe, whatever the fuck, and Anakin.

I like Poe as the fighter pilot, right? Yeah, if you pick Poe, you are just an idiot. But like, Anakin goes bad. Yeah, but he slings. So it's either I'm going Hans, or I don't want to be, I don't like being on Main Street. Okay, well, Poe is an idiot, is a stupid thing to say. Poe's stupid. Go with Poe.

You're such an idiot. Now they're going to say so many bad things about us. Oh, all right, here goes your taste in men. You and poe. You're such an idiot. Now they're going to say so many bad things about us. Oh, all right. Here goes your taste in men. You like bad boys. Leather jackets and tattoos are you drawn to? What do you think would have said if we said Anakin? We like cellmates? Inmates?

No, because he never went to jail. Murderers? He never went to jail. You like murderers? He did it for the good of the galaxy. He did it for the good of the galaxy. He had to do it. It's a tragedy.

It's a tragedy. What happened to Anakin Skywalker? Don't get any grit on my toilet. I got all my grit out before. You masturbated before you came here? Why do you think I was late? Well. Finally.

We're alone. Kuski has a terrible taste in men. I'll tell you that right now. I couldn't believe. Also, I couldn't even see Kuski on the back of a motorcycle. He doesn't even like bad boys. No way.

But he would fit really good in the front of the motorcycle between the arms. He's not holding on, but they're holding on around him. Or if anyone's out there, a big a big strong brooding male with a leather jacket that has a side cart he would look so good in the side he would he would god he would look so he would his hair blowing in the wind he'd have to have a scarf on he'd have to have a scarf on

and those unrealistic goggles that just strap on. It was like from Quidditch. Yeah, you're like, the wind isn't that bad. You don't need those. This would be like Short Round from Indiana Jones. Do you remember Short Round? No. This is a little Asian boy.

He looks just like him. He looks just like him. I'm going to pull it up. I want to look right now. Look, I'm short-ranged. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. I don't want to. Don't tell him right now.

Don't tell him yet. Oh, hang on. What? Picture him. Oh, man. That's so funny. Why? I swear he's on a motorcycle in the movie, but I haven't watched in a while, but I'm picturing him in a sidecar.

Like, okie dokie, Dr. Jones. That's what I'm picturing Jones! That's my picturing. But it's Michael. Fuck. I swear he was in a motorcycle, but he might not have been. I don't know. There's not one picture of that. Is that when Indiana Jones was moving out from the sidecar? Yeah.

Is that when he had the monkey in there? Whoa, whoa, whoa. He was Asian. We gotta cut that. Oh,. We got to cut that. Oh, my mic was off for that. Yeah, thank God. Did you picture me as just a little person? No.

A young boy. A young, strapping lad. I didn't say you were a Tyrion. New Game of Thrones season comes out, or House of the Dragon season comes out next week, I think. So I'm going to be watching that. Are you excited for that? I've heard some bad reviews, so I'm not super excited.

I heard the bear's coming back. I like the bear. I like the bear. Dude, I don't. It sucks. I don't care if you guys can trash me in the comments. The bear is nothing because it's just, if you ever worked in a kitchen, that's what it is. Working in a kitchen.

Yeah, it's just like you worked in a kitchen. They're like, oh my gosh, they yelled at one another. Yeah, that's a kitchen. I think if you like food. Oh, we had a really bad one in Brabham one time. I don't know if we should say the name, but one of the cooks there of the cooks was just legitimately needed help and he would get so mad because all the orders would be coming in so fast because everyone sits down at once like 400 people and he would keep getting like behind behind behind and like eventually i

think he got really mad at one of the like the head chef and like stormed out and knocked over one of like the like uh carbonation tanksation tanks for the soda machine. And it was just whistling. And no one else knew what to do. And it was whistling so loud, I jumped out of it like a grenade. And I was holding it shut and wrestling it like I was the alligator hunter. And it was like blowing in my face. Did you think you were just going to plug it?

Yeah, I did. I closed it because you just had to turn the knob. But everyone just stood there. And there's a legitimate comedy show going on four feet away. And you're battling a CO2 canister. I am losing this battle. But there was a big shouting match. And told him i said hey let's go outside we're gonna calm down a little bit and he was yelling at so many people and he stormed out and i had to fight that yeah and that's pretty much what the bear is

kitchens get heated i worked in one in college and people yelled you all the time because the owners got expectations that are way too high. Like the same thing. Game day, people come in and there are there's a if the ticket things up here, it's hit the ground 16 times already kind of thing. And now it's just looping back forth. And those aren't even the tickets you've looked at yet. And the owner comes up, he goes, hey, I'm expecting anywhere from eight to ten minute ticket time to go. I'm expecting you to fucking kill yourself after this shift because there's no way that's happening.

It's not going to happen. We don't even have enough food for everything that's come through. Meanwhile, there's like a college freshman just tossing tenders in a bowl. He's like, I got it. I got it. Just fucking throwing them in. I lit a grease fire In that kitchen once

Out of panic And I go I don't know what to do And they're like Throw more on Dude But that's That's the bear

That's pretty much What the bear is It's not that good Everybody goes crazy There's not a whole lot of plot No But they do like that actor Jeremy Allen White

Jeremy Allen White's great He's kind of gone Up in the Like Levels The ranks Also He's kind of gone up in the levels. Also, he's an unbelievable actor. Girls get gritty over him. Yes.

Is that going to be our new thing? If he wore normal fitting clothes, they wouldn't go gritty over him. What clothes is he wearing? Is it oversized? No, he wears the tightest tank tops I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah, he wears like the beaders.

Like the beaders, yeah. Yeah. And like his shirts and the bear are white t-shirts that are not, they're like especially cut for him. Right. They're tailored to his entire body. Production and, you know, wardrobe know what they're doing. But if I had that, if I.

You had your Fruit of the Loom tank top on. No, if I had that shirt, I'd be like this in the in the wash and i'm embarrassed to wear this oh i thought you're gonna say if i had that shirt i would pull that no you wouldn't i was like there's i was waiting for that like if i had that i'd be doing just as good as jeremy allen but the answer is no some of the outfit choices of celebrities are so funny to watch sometimes like they have to make a stage no you don't you can just wear normal stuff because then no one's going to look for you. You're just wearing a regular shirt and shorts.

Adam Sandler wears the most normal dad shit. And I guarantee there's a lot of times where he doesn't get noticed. He dresses worse than I do, and I don't wear a belt. I guarantee he doesn't get noticed very often. And when he does, it's only because he's playing basketball.

No, I didn't say they have to make... Adam Sandler gets noticed everywhere he goes. There's no way. He gets noticed everywhere. I'm not seeing Adam Sandler in big, baggy basketball shorts and be like, oh, that might not be Adam Sandler. If you have sunglasses and a hat on, you can't tell. You can't tell. No, but I feel

like part of me kind of agrees with you. The hat and glasses, for sure sure because you also don't want to be the guy that's like is that and then you're like nah it's definitely not like some people are pretty self-conscious about actually coming up to people it's the fucking weirdos that have to also what is the obsession you have to get a picture with this person like i'm not so like that's if i see my like favorite comedian or favorite actor or whatever i'm if i see him i'd rather just be like did i have to tell you my tj miller story

so i met tj miller in an airport and um he was it was lax it was when i was just starting out visiting my brother because he lived in la and i saw him at airport and i was like hey you're dj miller i was like i i told him i live in appleton because he's got the rap song yep appleton at a time and i talked to him about that when i met him too yeah and he goes do i love appleton this and that he goes i was like oh can i get a picture he goes no just tell people you met me and i was like all right he goes he goes that's just as good as the picture no one gives no one no one's to see the picture. And I was like, he's so right.

But also, no one else gives a shit about the – you don't give a shit about the picture. Because you're going to take that picture. You might look at it after it's taken. And then you will not look at it again until you do one of those, like, you're scrolling through a picture, through your phone for a picture. You're like, oh, I'm just going to go look at everything else. That's it. Yeah, like, what pictures have you gotten with celebrities that you're like, oh, I'm just going to go look at everything else. That's it. What pictures have you gotten with celebrities that you're like, oh, this is cool.

I got one. But what's one that you guys think that you got a picture of? Like, oh, that's a cool picture of me with a celebrity. I don't. I don't have. I don't have. I went for an MMA fight in Chicago. And I met one of the heavyweight

fighters and I was like kind of a fan of him and I went and got a picture taken with him but I'd never look at it and Matt Matreon like people that follow fighting probably would recognize him or like used to follow fighting but if you follow it now you wouldn't and then like other than that I haven't asked for a picture like one time I met

Shane Gillis and like I remember thinking like oh should i ask and i didn't i actually played it super cool i was just like hey what's up man and he was like surprised that like i didn't scream or like do anything because we were i was walking out to the improv and he was walking in and he was like hey and i just kept walking like i think he was surprised he didn't have to say anything i was like god you were so fucking cool jack you did so good he thought me thinking man i like to get a beer with that guy. He's probably trying to come out to my car right now and chat with me and say, hey, you want to go get a beer?

Maybe play some UFC together? It's definitely the entire 30-minute thought process you had before going. Yeah, I was like, you got to be cool. You got to be cool. I got a picture with Ron Dane. He was at Bobber's in Wisconsin Dells. He was on the floor, and we're like, Ron Dane? And then we got a picture with him.

And to this day, it's one of the funniest ones because he was like, yeah, we're at a – he's there for a joint bachelor, bachelorette party, and his wife is in the bachelorette party. They weren't there, but they got to go to Bobbers. But he goes, yeah, my wife already cut me off today, so I can't drink. It's no fun.

And then we're leaving. It's 2 a.m. Lights go off. Everyone does the whole scramble trying to find their Uber or whatever, and we're walking back. And we just yell, he's getting his Uber. And he goes, hi, it's me. Hi, it's me.

Hi, it's me. And before he gets an Uber, he goes. And I get an Uber. That was amazing. That's super sick. My Uber driver to that winery we were talking about because he's he's like where you guys from like wisconsin he goes oh uh i got a buddy who played football at wisconsin and i was like oh cool like i went to school there um who was he goes oh no it was back in the ron dane era i was like oh weird and i immediately thought of you because your birthday post you're

like this is my ron dane year i was like i hate it i'm like judd's in my head now was it ron i don't like if i'm gonna do pictures with someone if i performed with them like comic wise if it's a show yeah i think it'd be nice like hey i got a picture we did a show together but just the idea of like like the meet and greet thing does nothing for me the only celebrity i've met it not even celebrity like my buddy gave me a meet and greet with him to go see like john party like a country music singer that's it and i and he was significantly taller than me i I'm like, this is dumb. I want to leave.

I have a buddy of mine. Fuck. He's a country singer. His name's Drake something. Drake White and the Big Fire? Drake White. Yeah, Drake White. There you go.

Do you know Drake White? No, I don't know Drake White. Anyways, my buddy does. Oh. Anyways. Duh. You can't spell it. You can't listen this this would be

a good guest for the other show we do that we're trying to get to grow but for some reason judd never promotes what the fuck is that oh interview at a bar oh yeah interview at a bar go see it um anyways uh so he hits up drake and he dra invites him backstage, and that's where he proposed to his now wife backstage at a Drake White concert. That's pretty sweet. Drake White is – He got to help out. Drake got to be part of it. Drake White's unbelievable.

I saw him. He opened for Brett Eldridge at Summerfest, so I'm on a free stage. And I remember leaving that concert. He did a cover of What's Up by Four Nonblondes, and I looked at my buddy and I go, this is going to be like the next superstar. Unfortunately, sorry, Drake, you're not. It's like Morgan Wall now,

but he is actually like unbelievable singer. He's so good. I watched a... Yeah, could you? Because it'd be wonderful to talk to. I watched a rom-com with my sweet baby girl a couple weeks ago. And it was about a single mom taking her kids to Coachella.

And they had a meet and greet. Can you say that again? A single mom taking her kids to Coachella. And she was not originally going to be taking them to Coachella. Actually, the deadbeat dad bought tickets, but he couldn't go and take the kids because he had a business thing. He had an issue with the merger. So she ended up having to take the kids to Coachella. And she was taken to go see a boy band.

The main actress was Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is 45 years old. The boy band guy is like 23. Also Anne Hathaway? She's still super pretty too. Oh my God. She's still super pretty too. She's like a Sandra Bullock where she's still super pretty too she's still super she's like a sandra bullock where she's

finer with age she's and so the whole the movie is her falling in love with this like lead singer of this boy band who's like 23 and oh i've seen previews of this movie yeah then she goes on tour with them and just basically is just like his side piece for like the majority of the movie but he actually really likes her that's the the part. You find that out later. Her kid just getting bullied because her mom's 40 and hooking up with this 23-year-old. That's the whole plot of the movie. She worries the kid the whole time.

Eventually, once the kid goes to college, then they rekindle their flame. Spoiler alert. Do you get annoyed with, or this could just be me, but as movies are getting like, our generation is now making movies, and it's like Coachella is a theme. Coachella should never be in a movie.

That just should never be like a place you go in a movie, or people are like, oh my God, I'm going Facebook Live, or I'm TikTok Live is the problem. It's like, suddenly I'm like, that's not a real thing. Don't do it anymore. Movies are supposed to be like what almost real life is, not this like made-up bullshit we actually have in real life, which is TikTok.

I hate when you see like cell phones. They do it cringely, though. They do it cringely, though. It's so cringey. Okay, so this is going to, I'm going to hate that I'm saying this out loud. I went and saw the Mean Girls musical in theaters. Continue. Okay, and it starts with two of the main characters basically doing a TikTok live dance intro musical singing piece.

I didn't know it was a musical that's even funnier so we're at a double date and like some of the friends took edibles and they were like do you want one and i was like oh no i think i'll be fine and as soon as they break out and saw it go god i wish i had that fucking edible. And like for the first 15 minutes of the movie, I'm like, can I leave? Like, I don't. I would have looked at my sweet baby girl and be like, I'm out. I'm done. I'm losing my mind. Like, I cannot sit here any longer.

She goes, Jack, I'm liking this movie. You just need to be quiet and let me enjoy it. So I sat there for most of the movie with my eyes closed. I can't do musical movies, especially when I don't know what's happening. We went and saw The Greatest Showman, too, me and my roommate from college. We went and we would go and see. No, he saw The Greatest Showman as well. As well.

Okay. He goes, too, and then Kuski looks right at me. They made a second one? A second one? No. You dumb idiot. I saw The Greatest Showman as well, not knowing it was a musical. We're 45 minutes into this movie, and I look at my roommate, and she goes, this is so fucking

gay. We walked out. We were just like, they need to clearly say well have you musical have you told have you heard my joke on the greatest showman so i don't like musicals at all okay and and like i've never seen a musical and then someone's like hey we should watch the greatest showman and i was like uh and that movie sucks the the whole move the whole premise of the movie doesn't make sense because he's trying to make a misfit circus he's like oh i wanted all these myth fits all these ugly creatures from the depths of the sea so he instantly hires zendaya and zack efron the hottest people in the world

he's like yep we got him he wears a top hat and she's bendy. This is so dumb. And then anyways, the whole movie is like Wolverine's PR for a circus. That's what he is. That's pretty much all he is doing. And then he gets so good at it that other people want him to be PR for them. Like some redheaded lady is like, you want to be PR for me? I'm going to take you on tour. So he abandons his family, abandons the circus,

just goes on tour with his redhead lady. Then they start French kissing on stage. And they take a picture of it. And they're like, oh, Dan, that's going to get back to my family. So then he leaves. Then the circus burns down. He never comes back. The circus burns down.

So then all of a sudden he gets back to town. Circus burned down. His family hates him. They're all in the same bar for some reason. For some reason they're all in the same tavern drinking their sorrows away. And he gets to that tavern and sees his family, his kids, his wife, all the circus freaks. And all of a sudden he's like, all right. Jumps on a table, sings sings to him they're back in

they love him again they're all forgiven that's not how the life works we need a damn good song though i'm like imagine there's some of the songs in there are good but you need to know what's happening going in also imagine burning a circus down and be like ah i'm gonna sing my way out of this one. We need to do 30-second movies. Open up the table. The policeman just tases you. Your wife is upset. We have to do 30-second movie reviews now. Just like everyone thinks. Let me tell you what really happens.

I'd be like, hey, after that, I would not see the movie. Everything burns down, and then he sings his way to the top again. Okay, here's a question. Just like Lion King. We don't like musicals, but did we like Rocketman or Bohemian Rhapsody? I did like them, but I think it's because I knew there was singing going in. There was no choreographed dancing. Correct.

I knew there was going to be singing going in. You went in for the... You wanted to see the songs happen. You're like knew there was going to be singing going in. You went in for the you wanted to see the songs happen. Yeah. OK this is this would be cool. And honestly they

like for most of those like biopics they do a pretty good job of like making it look like the person and and it's not the full song either.

No it's really quick. It's not a whole ensemble and like the big ones maybe you'll get like the yeah 60 percent of it.

Yeah. But if yeah there's no if there's not no choreographed dance, or again, they'll just be sitting there like, you know what, that fucking bitch at the lunch table. And then they'll just break out with a song. And it's like, God, and they're like dancing and doing all this shit.

No, just, yeah, sure. Have someone that looks a little bit like Freddie Mercury sing half of We Will Rock You and let's call it a day. Yeah. But you can't have 50 minutes of song in a movie. Sometimes it's even more than that. Sometimes the dialogue is all singing. Okay, I think the last one.

Where do we draw the line with Pitch Perfect? I think you can take that in because it's making fun of it. I think that's okay. I don't think it's making fun of it. I don't think it is either. I because it's making fun of it I think that's okay I don't think it's making fun of it I don't think it is either I think it's making fun of it I think it's making fun of like competition wise Like Glee

But it's also like wanting to Like the cup song came from it and stuff like that Right But I feel like I guess the whole movie is about singing Number two is better because the Packers are in it That's right That's so weird That's such. The Packers are in it.

That's so weird. That's such a weird thing. I do think it's better than a musical because, one, they for sure told you they sing in it. Musical movies, it's like you can't make a – it was a play first. Just keep it a play. Don't make it a movie. Right. And Pitch Perfect, I think, is where you draw that line and then biopic is its own category.

And if it's a music biopic, you have music. It's like, if anything, it's like a soundtrack is what you have in a biopic. Pitch Perfect is like. Pitch Perfect can be a movie, but musicals cannot be movies. Movies can be musicals, and musicals can. It's like a square triangle thing. Square rectangle thing. You could say square triangle.

Yeah, I could. We could even throw a circle in there if you want to, buddy. Well, I'm feeling real gritty. Should we end this? Oh, get your socks on. Grit it. Grit it up, baby. Start that fire.

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Well, what if you had such a gritty load it broke the condom? It broke the condom, and you have to give Plan B. That's what this is. And guess what? Plan B can also be the Plan A. You could have this all be in the original plan. That's what this is. And guess what? Plan B can also be the plan A. You could have this all be in the original plan. That's what this is for. Booze better.

It should be in the original plan. Drink better. Drink responsibly. Think responsibly. And we're going to... Golf outing. Golf outing, August 24th. We're going to be there.

We're going to be wearing... They're going to be wearing socks. I won't be wearing shoes. We're going to be drinking. I'll be barefoot. Okay, so we're not going to be wearing shoes or socks. He's going to be wearing socks. We're going to be drinking. We're going to be having shoes. We're going to be drinking. I'll be barefoot. We're not going to be wearing shoes or socks. He's going to be wearing socks. We're going to be having fun. We're going to have golf. Just come out.

August 24th. Come on out. Sign up. Do it. Link in bio. Subscribe. Maybe we should start asking people to do that. Hey, like the video. Subscribe to the channel. I can't talk um you can

keep pointing but we've learned after last episode two weeks ago that if i start doing shit um my computer can't handle it so the minute i add more than like four edits to a video it goes nah you're trying too hard and And it goes full Godzilla on us. So you can keep doing the Helen Keller crossing guard. She doesn't even know what one of those are. That's why she would look like that. We'll see you next week. You know who the best crossing guard is?

Jesus. Thank you.