F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast - Episode 151 - Strong Goblin Energy

Episode Date: August 23, 2021

We're really on the fence about whether or not we love goblins, but we won't make our decision until we have all of the information.  Topics include the official launch of our Patreon, are there real people who are like Dean from Supernatural, allowing your parents to dictate your sex life, triggering the trap card that insults your girlfriend, The Chase™ and how you're doing it wrong, asking permission for a first kiss, the unspoken truths of sex and ending strong with a new crop of Tinder profiles. Support the show and earn our undying love by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies

I put my trust in you, and then I trust in love. I put my trust in you, I put my trust in love. I put my trust in you, and then I trust in love. I put my trust in you, I put my trust in love. Hello friends, my name is Dave Miller. And I'm Niall Spain. And we're your fuck buddies. We are a dating and sex advice podcast where we take your sticky, sexy situations and we turn them into sexy, sticky situations.

Simply put, we find questions online, topics of sex and dating, and we answer them for you guys. Or, we find the same questions from our incredible listeners, and we answer them again. Wait. Nailed it. What? I made it sound like we only find them. I don't know. We find them online or we get them from our incredible listeners who, might I add, have never been more incredible than the last week. Yeah. I mean, we, I don't want to say we really bungled our launch, but we didn't realize there

was a verification process for Patreon. We bungled it a little bit. It definitely wasn't live when we said it might have been live don't worry this time it is live and it has been live for almost a week um but so far we already have six patrons which is fucking amazing like i wish i could like just teleport you into my body so you could feel the gratitude that i'm feeling because it's incredible and we really really really really appreciate it so thank you to everybody who has already signed up to support us. And thank you to everyone who will sign up to support us just in case I, you know,

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For $7 a month, you get a bonus episode, uh, called pillow talk, which is us being a little more loosey goosey with the rules. We, we kind of go a little more free flow when you get that, uh, once a month, you get a bonus episode of that. Um,

and for 1350, you get the bonus episode, you get our undying love, and you also get, uh, priority question access. So you can, uh,

anytime you send in a question, yours will go to the top of the list. Ready for a question, Dane? I sure am. Did you ever watch Supernatural? I watched the very first episode and like the first five minutes of the second episode. Okay.

This is from the Supernatural subreddit. If you're as hot as Dean, do girls act like that in real life? All right, so stupid question. I started the show and I'm season one, episode 20. I was just wondering, do guys think that in real life girls hit on you as easily as Dean if you're that good looking? Of course, you can seem stupid because it's a show. I was just asking myself.

Anyone that hot could confirm? Guy barely has to smile and he already won. Thanks. Is Dean Jensen Ackles or the other one? Jensen Ackles, yes. Okay. I mean, I'm not as hot as Jensen Ackles. That's the thing.

No one is. No one can answer this question. There's, I mean, like, I'm sure there are guys out there who do not have to put in a whole lot of effort in their life. But it's the it's the james bond effect it's the you know leading man effect of you want your main character especially if the the you know one of their traits is like being a seductive womanizer of course women are going to be pulled to them because they're written that way that's the thing it's like i mainly just found the question very funny, but it's like there's such a danger in looking at TV and stuff and taking it so realistically. Yeah.

Nothing is ever going to be like that because that isn't reflecting real life whatsoever. It's a show. ruined a lot of tv romances for me especially like ones from older shows because nine times out of ten on-screen romances are the most toxic manipulative uh just like no communication like nine times out of ten any problem any on-screen couple like any problem they have could have been solved with like a five-minute conversation of like, Oh, actually, no, here's what happened. Cool. From my point of view, this is what happened. And then just, you know, trusting each other. And like, literally nine, nine out of 10 shows just wouldn't have a plot. Yeah, it's funny as well, because I saw a post on Twitter. And it was basically like, Oh, everybody complaining that like all the

relationships in YA are like toxic. complaining that like all the relationships in YA are like toxic it's like yeah they're meant to be toxic no one wants to read about like blah blah blah and I'm like I disagree and I hate that because like for example one of the most kind of like popular YA novels of the last while um I don't know if i should name it because i don't know um but either way uh the person who wrote it she has a romance between the main main lead who's a female and this guy who beats her he like kicks the shit out of her and then goes to the next chapter and she's like oh my god he's a dreamy romantic like blah blah blah and like the fans love him and ship them and i'm like he kicks the

shit like yeah and it's not even like they spar and he's like you know showing like you know there's no excuse for it there's nothing and it's like it's consistently terrible and people always portray it as being good and it's like no like the reason why this shouldn't be the case is because you're teaching people the wrong thing you know it's all good for you to be like no it's meant to be bad it's like yeah but you're portraying it as good and you're teaching people the wrong thing. It's all good for you to be like, no, it's meant to be bad. It's like, yeah, but you're portraying it as good and you're putting people into the head of this person who says it's good.

And I don't know. I fucking hate it. I look at like any of the big, like Fifty Shades, Twilight, like all of those relationships are so- Twilight that's stalking pedophilia, breaking and entering, like, you know what I mean?

Because like he's hundreds of years old, and she's not legal. Yeah. You know, like, he breaks into her home and watches her sleep, and that's portrayed as romantic. Fucking Christian Grey, like, stalks her to her, like, family home and, like, messes with her finances and shit, doesn't he? Didn't we do this before? Yeah, I mean, like, the whole thing of him, like, signing

her, like, she signs a contract that only he, like, gets to see or something. Like, I don't know the whole details but like the whole thing is a like laughable farce of what an actual like dom sub relationship is like at no point in time is it a realistic portrayal or a healthy portrayal of a you know dom sub relationship it's and like that's and we've come a long way from what the question has asked but you need to understand especially when basing your life on tv shows and media and stuff it's like you're never going to have the success that a character who is being written by someone else has like

you will never be as wanted as a main character in a romance book yeah because it's wish fulfillment and it's unrealistic and it's also like your existence isn't solely dependent on that if that makes sense like like the whole reason this character exists is to be you know the womanizer or to be the object of desire like that now to be fair, he does also kill ghosts, you know, puts them to rest, assaults and burns a lot of bones, so it's not his only thing, Dane. Come on. I was speaking more.

I'm just trying to make a funny supernatural joke. Great show, by the way. I don't think I've ever seen him fight a ghost. I don't remember what the first thing in the... The first episode is, in fact, them fighting a ghost. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, I don't know. I just remember there's a fire.

There's a lot of fires. They got some real nice like fire effects going. Good job, Supernatural. Yeah, you did it. I'm probably the only podcast host who hasn't watched Supernatural. I feel like.

You know what? If we reach our first goal, I'll make Dame watch Supernatural. I do need a new show. It's very good. Are you ready for a question? Yeah. This comes from Accomplished Table 34.

I want to have sex, but my parents want me to wait till i'm 21 i'm 19 and about to be a sophomore in college i'm leaving for the dorm soon and my mom knows i have a boyfriend i feel ready to have sex with him and he's a really good guy there's a lot of stigma around having sex with my family because there's a history of abuse and abortions however i know to use birth control and a condom but they still want me to wait but i think because I have sex with him that I'm going to be controlled by him. If I'm being honest, I really don't think that will happen. And I really want to do it. And I feel like I'm ready to do it with him. But my parents' advice is kind of making me feel guilty about wanting to do it. If anyone has any advice, please help. I'm really conflicted. Unfortunately, I, maybe I

shouldn't, maybe this shouldn't be my advice, but like, I don't think you should always do what your parents want you to do. Now, I think your sex life has nothing to do with them. And the very fact that you know why they're saying this, and also, you know how to, you know, not fall into those same circumstances, seems positive to me. And it's like, you're going in with your eyes open. You know, you you're old enough, you're 19. That's, you know, not young, really, like, in turn, you're going in with your eyes open. You're old enough. You're 19. That's not young, really. In turn, you're not too young or anything. You're definitely old enough to make decisions. You're going to university. It's like, you don't have to fucking tell them, but you are old enough to make your own decisions. And it's like, once you do it safely and

responsibly, and again, you mentioned birth control, so you seem to know that, I see absolutely no reason for you to wait. If you feel ready and you do the healthy thing, such as listening to this podcast or, you know, just doing some research and making sure that you do have birth control and that you also use it and that you use it properly. Fuck it. Do what you want to do. Also like the arbitrary difference between being 19 and 21. Yeah, insane also it's like did this just happen or on 21 like 21 are they gonna like call you and be like hey you can do it yeah you are now you know they bring you a candle that just says you could fuck now yeah like on your cake your birthday

cake it's just like you can fuck today yeah i feel like it's an arbitrary ask and it's not their place to do it and again as dane says 21 to 19 what's the fucking difference there really like it'd be different if you're being like you're you're 14 please wait you know until you're 18 i still think that like they don't really get that but at least it's like being like you're still a teenager like at least wait until you're of legal age yeah i mean 14 is pretty fucking young. Anyway, you shake it, you know. But like to split hairs, the difference between 19 and 21 is two years like that.

Like I don't think much is going to change from then to now. The only thing I could think of is that they're worried you're going to like drop out of university or something as a result of maybe getting pregnant or making bad decisions because your relationship or whatever but it's like you know again that that could happen anyway and that's on you to either happen or not happen right and but like it's like you know like even if you know she has sex at 21 gets pregnant like whatever the plan was after college is probably also going to get disrupted. You know what I mean? So it's like, it is an arbitrary.

Oh no, I, I totally agree. I just think like for me, that's probably the only thing that might even make a lick of sense. See, I think it's probably just like, they're probably American and 21 is like the,

is the drinking age. And that's your, like your adult age, even though you can vote and all that shit when you're 19, I think. Yeah. Fucking drive. Yeah. So it's, I don't know. I, I agree with you. your like your adult age even though you can vote and all that shit when you're 19 i think yeah fucking drive yeah so it's i don't know i i agree with you i don't think parents once you're an adult i don't think parents have the right to control your sex life or dictate uh what is what

you're ready for or what you can handle like i think that is far beyond and hopefully their intentions are are admirable. And it's not just like we can't we can't handle another embarrassment. You know what I mean? Like, hopefully it's not just a control thing, right? Yeah. So hopefully it's not that side of things. Hopefully they're just like, you know, maybe you have an older sister that went through some shit and they're just want to protect you and make sure that you don't go through the same but it's also unfair to put the you know other mistakes or you know circumstances of another person on you as if

every person is destined to like if you don't follow a set path you're going to do the exact same thing you know what i mean like yeah also you have sex and now you're going to be controlled by someone that's a kind of a wild yeah thing to go to it seems like a very strange family feeling about sex as well so yeah sex does not make you give up your autonomy usually and if it does i'm not sure we can help you i assume it is related to the abuse that she mentioned like yeah you know again probably an older sister or you know another sibling probably you can be abused before you fuck you know what i mean like that's abuse definitely like like sex isn't the

on or off switch for abuse you know it might be involved but it's like you can fucking abuse people no matter what so that's also kind of arbitrary um i feel like sex is one of those things where it's like people outside forces should be like kept to a minimum it's like if someone was like hey you need to go fuck and you were like i'm not ready we wouldn't even talk about this we'd be like no that's insane yeah you know so the fact that you are ready and you seem comfortable and you have a boyfriend and you're confident and aware and taking things into account and you're an adult fuck it i think you should go for it and you don't necessarily

even need to tell them because again, it's your sex life, right? Yeah. You're living off. You're like, you're not living in the house. So there's no chance of you getting caught. Like as long as you're being responsible and safe and you know, you are confident that this is what you want. I don't think there's any harm in, in pursuing a sexual relationship with your boyfriend at this point in time. And you know what, if anything does go wrong, don't then feel like you can't contact your family if you need help or advice or anything like that, you know, because fuck it. People make mistakes and it's like by the sounds of it, other people have to be really shitty of them to judge you.

You know what I mean? Just just in case worse comes to worse, you know, I don't want anyone to feel trapped in a like because then it retroactively becomes a bad decision. And you're like, they were right. And you'll feel guilty and shitty. And you can't come clean to them. And it's like being safe and being cared for is more important than possible shame that you might feel. Or I told you so's.

So don't let that hold you back. Just in case things do go bad. But it sounds like you have your head on your shoulders pretty firmly so do what feels right for you and do it safe yep this is by tower dependent 9806 worst sex he has ever had we were playing that piccolo game and things led to one another my boyfriend said to his friends how i'm the worst sex he's ever had when i'm on top yikes i don't know what to think or say to him what what's the piccolo Piccolo game? That's a great question. Is it just like a,

isn't that a Dragon Ball Z character, Piccolo? It's Piccolo, right? Pretty sure it is. It's a hilarious party game and teams are one by one, answer questions, follow the rules, no matter how wild and crazy they get. Whether you're at the bar or hanging at home,

Piccolo will be your best friend at every party. So it seems like an adult like question game. Yes, I think i played this actually with uh amanda and her friends one day at a bar it's just like it's almost like cards against humanity but when you pull a card you have to like answer yeah yeah okay it's it just sounds like he either you know were you guys drinking like it's not a good thing to say you should never tell your sexual partner in front of friends that they're not good in bed, regardless of how you actually feel. Even if you're going to tell them they're bad in bed or whatever, it's like that's a conversation you should have in private and you should have it like tactfully.

Yeah, it's one that needs to be dealt with. You know, there needs to be a little bit of comfort. There needs to be some some bubble wrap around that conversation order, because like like sex is as you'll see with pretty much all my questions today sex is a pretty sensitive subject for a lot of people and a lot of people have a weird relationship with it and yeah you telling them that they are the worst you've ever had is not going to make that any better yeah and that's the thing even if there weren't other people around just blurting it out suddenly not great but like with friends and putting them on the spot at a party and that's the thing. Even if there weren't other people around just blurting it out suddenly, not great. But, like, with friends and putting them on the spot at a party, like, that's a super shitty thing to hear and feel.

And, like, there's no, like, oh, he's playing the game. At least he played it well because that's not playing the game well. You know? That's shit. like in the rules, you should be able to, as a human being understand, like that sometimes other people's feelings come before like a game. You know what I mean? I've never heard of a white lie. Yeah.

Like, I would love to know what the question is. Like, what was the question that, that spurred this answer? I don't know. Maybe it's just like, what was the worst sex you ever had?

Maybe I like to his credit, he does say only when she's on top right so like which maybe was like the part of his brain that was like no dig up yeah i mean like maybe it was also just sort of like he you know he in his head he's like the best sex is with her except when she's on top that it's not good you just have to be a special kind of dumb and and i'm not saying that it's impossible for someone who's not an idiot to say this, because we all say stupid shit, especially when we're drinking and like wrapped up in sort of like the oh moment.

Yeah. And maybe like I would love to know if one, she had said something about him that he felt salty about and was kind of like backfiring with. Or if like two, everyone was ragging each other's partners and he was like oh we're cool too i'll do it and then just shat the bed because obviously you didn't love that yeah like i would love to know if it was meant intentionally or if it was just meant to like you know it was meant like as a playful haha you know we all hate our wives kind of yeah kind of thing or maybe he's so awkward and he wanted to bring it up and this was the way he thought was the best way to do it which again

i think we can both say not not the best way to do it our advice will never and has never been wait until you're playing a drinking game with your friends and then hope that you get a moment to bring up your sexual problems with your partner in front of everyone they know because then they have to act on it yeah yeah this is uh this is bad news and you fucked up i don't know really what i could i think like you definitely need to have a talk with your partner and be like hey so what you said the other day really hurt me and i need you to know that and uh you know i mean and hopefully he will apologize hopefully it'd be like yeah no i fucked up i said something really fucking stupid and then hopefully hey bonus maybe you guys can address what you're doing when you're riding him yeah but definitely don't like let this

go like don't be angry and silent you know what i mean and then get to it in a few weeks or whatever bring it up don't be afraid to be like, hey, what you said was shit. What you did, true or not, that's not the way this should come out. You should have the wherewithal to care enough about my feelings to not embarrass the shit out of me in front of my friends. Once that's done and once hopefully

he acknowledges that he's done wrong and hopefully acknowledges he will not do it in the future, then you actually have to talk about what he meant and hopefully buildges he will not do it in the future, then you actually have to talk about what he meant and hopefully build on that, which sucks because it's like after being embarrassed and being upset, it's not exactly the mindset where you're like, cool, now how can I fuck you better?

So maybe give it some time, but I think talking about that is, like if you don't deal with that, it's a wasted opportunity because I don't think he's going to feel confident bringing it up again. No. So don't pretend it didn't happen as well. You know what I mean? As shitty as it is, I think you should still work on that. I would love to.

Like, there are so many times where I want to be a fly on the wall of these questions of just being like, I'd love to know what the vibe of the room like. Did everyone laugh? And she kind of like had to forcefully be like yeah yeah yeah or did it just like just crawl like a flat like a fish just like yeah was it like a fish wow that classic phrase the new dinner with a with a prince what's wrong with my brain did it just meet silent like crickets and then was like okay next question i guess yeah all right brad I guess it's your turn. And like the next one is like, do you like when your wife rides you? Oh, no.

This comes from Wonder Woman and a bunch of numbers. Showing someone you're interested in a relationship without making it weird. I, a 27-year-old female, have not had any trouble finding, flirting, and getting guys interested. I do have trouble healthily moving from that stage to the dating stage. My lack of ability in this area has meant that I usually attract very confident men who are comfortable asserting themselves and moving things along requiring little work from me. And unfortunately, some of these men have been quite toxic. So I'm trying to find a normal, emotionally mature man.

But when I meet a man like this, and the chemistry is good, I end up freezing up and coming across as if I'm not interested. So they want to find a way to come across that they're ready for a relationship without seeming desperate, because they don't want to ruin the chase. And also that isn't too serious, because they're usually fun and flirty in the initial stages, and they want to keep their flow. It's just a weird question, because it almost sounds like they just do absolutely nothing, usually. Just absolutely nothing, and someone just kind of goes, no, you're coming along for this relationship ride. Yeah, it certainly does sound like that, doesn't it? It seems pretty easy

just to be like, don't do that. Maybe just say something. I'm worried that they're firmly, like the chase thing, ruining the chase or whatever whatever i feel like that's the crux of the issue i feel like they one day went on seduction and we're like oh no men only like the chase like they listen to that fucking taylor swift song where it's like men only want love if it's torture or something yeah there's one thing that i bet seduction is doing and that's getting their advice from taylor swift well i'm saying this person also they got it from seduction is doing and that's getting their advice from Taylor Swift well I'm saying this person also they got it from seduction and or this this Taylor Swift song um and I think a lot of people are like to be worried about like oh I want I've ruined the chase it's like

no one's going to be upset that they know that you like them unless they suck and if they suck you're doing yourself a favor yeah I mean that's, that's kind of like, look, I get it. That initial phase of like, oh, I don't know if they like me or not. And you're like kind of testing the waters and you're being flirty. Like I consider that the chase. And I love that. That is a very, very fun part of the initial relationship. The chase isn't being vague or misleading or not communicating.

Like that's not part of the chase. Part of the chase is when you guys haven't quite gotten like the chase for me is, is when you haven't quite gotten enough information to know whether or not that person is into you. And it would be weird to ask, you know what I mean? The chase happens no matter what. And it's very natural and it's like that that period of just like excitement at the start of anything it's not

a thing you need to construct because it's going to be there regardless or prolong trying to yeah and you trying to construct it or prolong it is just you being so off-putting and also just like confusing so the thing is like i like i think the problem is is you've confused what the chase is or when the chase happens or when the chase is done because what you've described the part that you're good at is the chase that that fun fun flirty flow that you have that's the chase but then you're then not letting go of that so the dude is just like i can't i don't know if you're then not letting go of that. So the dude is just like, I can't, I don't know if you're into me or if this is just who you are because you haven't done anything.

Yeah. You haven't done anything different. So it's like, for me, I would, I would probably read that as like, oh, this is just her personality.

There isn't actually a connection here. She's just a fun, flirty person. And that's kind of like, that's what our vibe is. Granted, I would probably also like at that point, just just be like do you want to grab a drink like i you know what i mean i'd hail marry it and if she was like oh no thank you then fine whatever then we will keep this fun flirty flow going and that's the thing i feel like she's saying a lot of people

either don't do that or like like that's's the thing. It's like, if you get to a point and you know, you, you have been doing this little chase, but then they've never really slowed down. I, a lot of people are just gonna be like, okay, I'm not going to like put myself in an awkward position.

I'm not going to upset her. I'm not going to like pursue her, even though it seems like she doesn't want to be pursued and step away. And that's, I think quite admirable. Well, yeah, those are the emotionally mature men.

Exactly, right? You know, and there's nothing wrong with like what Dave was saying, hell marrying it to a degree. But it's like, it sounds like she then just goes with people who will not stop pursuing her. And then she's like, oh, they do like me, lol. And it's like, she just kind of ends up in a relationship, even in these situations, without necessarily telling them she wants to be in one.

Again, it sounds like. So that's my worry it's just that phrasing was very specific yeah and i feel like you know there is no chase to be maintained right like once you don't turn around be like hey marry me you know what i mean because she did say she doesn't want to seem come on too strong or make it seem too serious and it's like unless you're turning around and saying that i think you'll survive. Yeah. I mean like asking someone like it's 2021, ask the dude out for drinks. You know what I mean?

Like, yeah, they kind of pissing me off. Cause like, you're just taking no responsibility for your shit. You know what I mean? Or like, I guess you're kind of trying to,

by making this post, but it seems like before that you weren't, you know what I mean? It's like, Oh, a guy is going to pursue me. And like, I guess he's going to ask me out.

And it's like, no, it's like, take responsibility. It's you, it's your oh a guy is gonna pursue me and like i guess he's gonna ask me out and it's like no it's like take responsibility it's you it's your life it's your relationships you should be able to at the very least participate yeah and it'll be better for you because like when you have an active role presumably you'll be able to weed out the people you don't want and more actively pursue the ones you do want that's the thing it's like which are great things i don't understand why anyone like the the idea of like that it's the thing. It's like, which are great things. I don't understand why anyone like the, the idea of like the,

it's still pertinent of being like, I'm a woman call me old fashioned, but like, I don't message first or like that kind of stuff. It's like, it's so, it's so tired. And like,

I get it. Like it's, you know, you want to keep this air of sort of like the, the gentleman, the, like the male takes the lead, but it's like,

why? What, like, what do you get out of that? Like, what, what, what is the benefit of this?

This makes no sense to me. I feel like the only benefit is like laziness or like, you know, it's scary asking people out. It's scary stepping up, but like one guys have to do that every goddamn, well, not every day, unless you're seduction, but you know what I mean? Like we've been doing it our entire lives and like you, you know, you guys should be more than able to do the same thing back.

You know, take control of your own sex and dating lives because just waiting for the person, you know, who again, great people can reach out first and great people can take charge in a relationship but like also not great people do that quite a lot because the hallmark of of not caring about someone is like pushing past perceived lack of interest etc it's like when you're being passive it's you know there's a larger chance maybe of you know attracting a worse person because they're not going to care about not going to step back and be like oh maybe they don't like me they're just going to be like yolo yeah there's no harm reaching out to the people you like because then yeah sure they might be shit too but like at least you find out at least you're active yeah you need to decide what you

want and if it's to like if you find somebody you like then pursue that don't you know i mean like don't don't play this weird game of like they gotta get me there's a chase it's like no that's not how it works anymore i mean it does yes the chase exists but it's it's not as prolonged as a lot of people think as i've said so take a little bit of responsibility if you want to stop being a passive participant in your relationships then be an active one it really is that simple and i know we joked about that being the answer at the beginning of this but really at the end of the day all you have to do is turn around and and the guy that you're having this this flirty fun with be like hey let's go grab drinks after work.

Yeah. You've done it. You did it. That's so easy. Yeah. That dude's going to melt. Like anytime a woman asked me out, it's the best.

I'm always, I'm always so enamored by it. I'm always so impressed by it. I'm like, okay, cool. I feel like I, I give women like a leg up against other women when they do that.

Because I'm like, chances are you're like, you're not held up on like weird societal norms. Like you're doing something that you want to do because you want to do it. And you're confident enough to do it. And it's like, confidence is sexy. It's not just like confident guys.

Aren't sexy, like overconfident women, confident women are fucking sexy as hell. It's like, what could be more confident than stepping up and doing this bold thing like it's awesome it's really great to see

so you know I'd like to see him more yeah ladies tell me right now ask that guy out do it do it and like if it doesn't work out who cares you know a lot of things don't work out but I mean like that's that's like literally like that's just dating yeah exactly all right you ready for this so i have two of

the exact same question okay one is how exactly do you ask for consent to kiss a girl without sounding like a loser i believe it'd be weird asking someone can we make out and is it okay for a guy to ask do you want to kiss me on a date? No. I mean, like. Whoa. It's not okay? Sorry. Yes.

It is entirely okay to ask consent to kiss someone. I think there's a level of confidence that you need to say it with. I don't. Like, if you do it meekly, I think it's going to come off weird and creepy a little bit. But I think that, I mean, my go-to was, i never really asked of being like hey can i kiss you i would always just say i would love to kiss you right now i wouldn't go for the kiss you know what i mean unless the you know the feelings and the vibe was there but like um if if i wasn't sure where i stood with someone i would just say I would love to kiss you right now. And if they were into it,

guess what? We'd be kissing. And if they weren't, they would either like, you know, they would look away. They would, they would giggle shyly or, you know,

they would make it clear either verbally or non-verbally that that was not also something they wanted to do. Which might change later on. And the best thing is at least by then you've kind of expressed your interest. Yeah. So like balls in their court and it's like, if they don't want to,

that's fine. If they do want to, it's like, you've already like mentioned the taboo subject. Um, I think a hundred percent. It's a thing I always do because like waiting for the right moment and like angling and like,

you get weird when you're trying to be like, okay, if I stand here or if I like go here and put my arm and like, you know, you kind of like, they know what you're trying to do. If you're like weirdly like tilting your head, like staring at their lips and like trying to like zone in for the right

time, or you just wait till the end when you hug them. And then it's awkward. Like, you know, all these things are not great ways to do it. Whereas you could just be like exactly what Dane said. I will say,

don't do what I have done upon occasion and be like, I was like, would you mind if I kissed you right now? And they said, yes. And I said, oh, okay.

And then they were like, what? And I was like, I said, would you mind? And they're like, no, I mean,

yes, kiss me. So don't phrase it in that weird way. Cause that's definitely happened to me like twice. Make it a simple yes or no when yes means kiss and no means no kiss. Yeah. Don't get weird with it because it was very funny. Like they thought it was funny.

I thought it was funny. The ice was well and truly shattered after that. But yeah, just make it straightforward. And I think Dane's way is very good because it's confident. It's flattering. It's nice. Your intentions are clear. But like, you're also not asking them a question.

That's the thing. The reason I would do that is because it wasn't... We live in a time where asking someone something, there's still a lot of pressure. Like women still feel a lot of pressure to say yes to things. And I don't like putting people in a yes or no situation of being like, can I kiss you? Because I don't want anyone to ever think like, oh, if I say no, this could go badly. Also, like even then, it's like no seems like very rude, right? Can I kiss you? No.

Yeah. It's like you're not really giving them any other option than yes and no and no could could cover like a variety of things but like it is almost like very black and white when not everything is yeah so like i would always say i would love to kiss you right now um and i would sometimes say even when like kissing them wouldn't be super appropriate and that would be my cue to like hold their hand you know what i mean of like i would do it uh like a church a church uh you know family gatherings when there's another person standing directly in between both of your faces but but things like so one of the times i did it was uh was that like concerts and stuff you

know what i mean it's like i'm not gonna stop and make out in the middle of like a concert of like a band that we both really like but like you know missing out just leaning over and saying like i'd love to kiss you right now and then holding their hands like i think that's also a great way to build sort of like a little bit of sexual tension you get like you get like the butterflies from that at least i do um yeah 100 it's it's like it's similar to being like oh i would love to fuck you right now when you're out and that's like you're constantly thinking of you know with people that you're already having sex with or having a very flirty positive thing with not just random people um obviously i don't think i need to state that but i felt the need anyway

um it builds anticipation because that's all you're going to think about until it becomes you know a reality yeah so i that was like my rationale before behind like not saying can i um state your intention and then they have every right because like you know also the the more like casual the situation is like if you're at like the door at the end of the night there's a little bit more pressure but like is, if you're at the door at the end of the night, there's a little bit more pressure. But if you guys are just at a bar and you guys are really vibing and maybe the light's looking great on her. You got candlelight, dim light, whatever. You could just from across the table be like, I would absolutely love to kiss you right now. And then there's no pressure, but you've put it out on the table i mean i would say like if you guys haven't kissed yet maybe try to say that at a time when

you could kiss them yeah because you know i feel like if you do it at the wrong time they might get confused because like if you want to kiss them but you can't they'd be like what or like maybe they're like oh no he's gonna kiss me at this really awkward time. Yeah, true. You know? Um, I think it definitely works more after like that kind of building anticipation after you've kissed and like, you want to do it again.

And it's like a little, Oh, it's coming, you know? But I think for the first one, say it like the night's going really well. You've progressed to your final bar of your pub crawl or whatever. You're sitting in,

in a semi dark bar and you're like side by side and you kind of just catch each other's eyes. And you say, I would love to kiss you right now. And then you go in and you kiss. And it's amazing. Or it's terrible. Cause she's a bad kisser.

And you just said that in front of her friends, cause you just pulled the card and you had to do it. You had to do it. Yeah. Instantly turn back. Like, yeah, her back to her right here. She's so bad guys. I got the card though. I got the card though. I had to do it you had to do it yeah instantly turn back like yeah her bad kisser right here

bad she's so bad guys i got the card though i got the card though i had to say it i had to say you're bad you're not good at this man is there anything worse than a bad kisser uh bad kissing is terrible i think like i would i would take someone who's not great in bed over someone who's not great at kissing. No kissing is part of being good in bed though. You know? So, but like,

imagine having like a really good sex and she's on top and she's killing it. And then she's just like, just like tongue fucking you. You know what I mean? Like it would completely ruin sex. Whereas like if I was having a really solid makeout during a lackluster sex session, I don't think I'd mind as much. Fair.

That has nothing to do with the question. It's just something I thought about. No, it's true. Work on your kissing game, y'all. Work on your kissing game. Get it out there. When you're fucking, someone say, I would love to kiss you right now. And then don't.

And then don't. Give them the old one too. You got one for me? Yeah, this is Inner Cow. And it's kind of like a free form question. Oh. All right. Unexpected truths about having sex.

Unexperienced here. Just want to ask, what are some other realities about having sex that I should be aware of before doing the act? Anything you've discovered that you might want to share? I'm trying to think of things we haven't already said. Well, let's we'll rapid fire some things like there's no harm in repeating some of the stuff we talk about one the the the first thing that i always like to tell people is it's clumsy and it's messy a lot of people fun yeah a lot of people think of like sex as porn where it's you know like they have their perfect angles like sterile yeah sense where like everyone's clean and trimmed and there's no fat.

And it's like the perfect angle that your leg is tense and your vagina is shown to the world and your penis is glistening. And, you know, that's not real life. No, there's going to be noises. There's going to be sounds coming out of you. You know, you're going to bonk heads every now and then. Like all these. Someone will fart one day. Yeah.

Like all these things happen and they shouldn't like a lot of people get real weird about them but these these are like the those sweet beautiful moments during sex that you should cherish in my opinion like the moments that like again we've said this a thousand times the moments where like something silly happens and you guys are laughing but still fucking are just chef kiss love it love it i live for those moments 100 that's the thing it should be like the owner should be on fun more so than like perfection because like sex isn't perfect in in that way you know what i mean things aren't as dane said like clean and and straightforward and like pristine and all that shit it's like it is messy and it is

all those other things but like that's why it's so great so don't like strive for this weird like porn perfection and like hit your angles and like stoically like set your jaw and all this shit have fun with it because it is a collaborative effort it's a team sport

and I think that's very important you're in this together it's not I'm fucking, but you're fucking me. And they're separate, distinct things. You're both working together to do something massively fun. It should be fun for both people. Yep. 100%. One of the big things that... Because I was with my first sexual partner for four years. I had never had sex with anyone else um so when i first started sleeping with people that weren't her after we had broken up um and we kind of had a question about this i don't remember what it was about like the you know vaginas feeling different or whatever i was shocked at the variety of uh sensations of like when I fingered someone, when I would go down on someone like the,

it is really a, a sort of like unique snowflake situation, at least with women. But I imagine it's probably pretty similar for penises as well, where you're going to get something different every time. There's going to be a lot of similarities, but like, you're going to have someone who's,

who's clit is like, you know, might as well have a neon sign on it whose clit is like you know might as well have a neon sign on it and you can just you know go to town on it town on that thing and then other times there are gonna be times where it's like you're gonna be like i don't know where this is it's like a meek shy little maiden yeah um and you're gonna have people who hate when you do you know touching a nipple for example at the wrong time you know maybe they only like their nipples or at all at the end of sex or never or at the start you know you might have someone who like just hates having a finger in her vagina you know like the gamut of of different things that people like or don't like or if someone who likes you biting their butt really

really really hard you know what i mean just on the butt cheek and and that's strange to you and difficult and maybe you're worried you're really hurting them but that's what they're into and like yeah i'm never gonna replicate that with anyone else i don't think because as far as i know that's not a thing most people are into but hey and that's why i think being good at sex isn't about like oh you learned this one trick or making people come like you know i mean like being like oh every you know what i mean, I know how to make women come. It's like, great, cool. I'm sure they appreciate that.

But are you fun? Well, even more than that, it's not like a – even just being like, I know how to make women come. It's like, well, every woman is different. So you might be very good at sex. But being good at sex is being open and being vulnerable and being adaptive and being considerate. And that's not what we mostly get told.

You know what I mean? It's like the ability to give a shit and listen and be empathetic and, you know, put the work in and all these things are what's what makes somebody good at sex because everyone is different and you have to learn them and you have to care enough to learn them yeah yes a new sexual partner is like a new video game it's like you might know you know the controls are probably

pretty similar but if it's a good video game it's probably got their own mechanics 100% something something new you gotta learn and it might like some people are a different genre of video game entirely, you know? And all your controls, like, now that's inverted.

But, like, the thing is... Absolutely not. Absolutely not. If I get inverted controls, I'm out. But, like, that I think is the more, like, your mindset and, like, your willingness are way more important than, like, mystical, like, techniques, which, to be fair don't

really exist you know what i mean no it's like again i i'm pretty confident in some of my abilities some things but like there have been times where i've been with women and i'm just like i don't know what to do like all the things that all my like superpower hits all of my like you know greatest hits here are not working so and it's like at that point, that's when you talk to me. That's that's when the communication happens. That's when the sort of like figuring out and like those are those are so much fun. Yeah, that's the thing. Like learning how to pleasure someone is the best feeling.

You know what I mean? Whether they're a new partner, an old partner. It's like when that like it's almost like unlocking a safe when you hear that last deadbolt clink into place and you're like, hell yeah. Like there's no better feeling than just fucking rocking someone's world because you've worked together and because you care and because you can like intuit and be empathetic and like give a shit.

And like, that is far more important than most things you'll probably be told about sex. Yeah. And like, there are times I'm, I'm really, really receptive to like heat. So like, if it it's really hot there's a good chance like i

might not finish you know what i mean like uh at least way back in the day it's not so much an issue now but like back when i was sleeping with multiple different people and and new partners and stuff it was like the amount of times like sometimes i just wouldn't finish but still had a fucking blast like it really does come down to like sex needs to be fun at the end of the day it needs to be fun and and your definition of fun can be completely different it doesn't have to be goofy and silly like if you like just being absolutely manhandled as long as it's being done safely and consensually like if that's if that's what fun means to you fantastic but like and fun can even mean different things to on different days you know yeah like sometimes you want to just have a frantic fuck

sometimes you want to go achingly slowly sometimes you want to like get weird with it sometimes you want to drop that like yodeling joke you made about sex like two years ago and you know it's the perfect time to do it sometimes you want to have really bad allergies and just sneeze in a vagina. Yeah, don't do that. But sometimes you want to. Sometimes you just have to. Sometimes you don't. For new listeners, Dane once did that.

Yes. Not on purpose. No. And not happily. I have bad allergies. And it, you know, everyone knows. When it happens, it happens. You can control sneeze. I guess also just like sex isn't i don't know it is pretty important but like when you're younger or like

sometimes over like just kind of over exaggerating the importance of sex internally can really fuck up ever getting sex or having fun with it. Oh, absolutely. As someone who required sex as validation for a large chunk of his sort of like my 20s. Yeah, absolutely. Like one of the most important things that you can do at an early age, especially before you've had sex, is realize that like having sex does not make you a better person or a more worthy person. Also not having sex doesn't make you a less person or a more worthy person or so not having sex doesn't make you a less worthy person or a worse person sex is sex is like a an add-on if you want it sex is you know

i mean sex is something that is that should enrich your life not your life shouldn't depend on it no it shouldn't consume you or be that like gauge by which you measure how happy you are with yourself. And if you're not into sex, if you have no desire for it or don't look for it, if sex isn't a priority for you ever or currently or now, that's fine. You're not broken. You know what I mean? It's things that happen to people. People go through cycles. If you are worried about it, talk to a doctor.

Go see a sex therapist. There are things you can do. You're not broken irreparably. people go through cycles if you are worried about it talk to a doctor go see a sex therapist there are things you can do you're not broken irreparably take your time relax like nine times out of ten we get so in our heads about sex and it's so detrimental to having sex and enjoying it so you could also be asexual either yeah Absolutely. And which again is literally nothing wrong with you. No, not all. If that's not something you want,

that's fine. You can have plenty of rewarding, uh, you know, relationships and loving relationships without sex with the absence of sex. It's completely possible. So do you good, sir.

Thank you for not asking us to compare food to sex. Thank you for just asking for things. It's I don't know. That was actually the last thing I want to say. Sex is like, you know, when you go out for steak, but then they only have shrimp, but then the shrimp is like really good. But then you realize you have a shrimp allergy, but then it's like a good one. And you also have yogurt back home, which is also there. Yogurt everywhere. Yeah. I'm excited for you. I hope you go the right path and not the wild ass path that some people take with sex. Good luck.

We love you. Hell yeah. All right. I think that's time for tenders. Time for tenders. I'm going to hit you on one. Okay. So we go through tender profiles. point out the good the bad and the

horrifying um this is i believe a hinge snippet uh my real life superpower is being able to smell when a turtle is around the fuck that's so that's upsetting to me because now i'm smelling like that that smell that's in like aquariums. You know what I mean? Like that smell you smell. And that's upsetting to me. And like, it's a sensory memory that I don't want any part of. What's your grade?

I'm going to give, like I know with Hinge I know there's more to it, but with this snippet of it, I'm going to give it a strong three. Really? Yeah. So for me me this is very intriguing because it's a wild statement to make i need to know more you're correct the best part is the person who shared this also shared the snippet of them asking for more fantastic joe i'm gonna need some more info on this whole turtle thing and he says so basically i was just born with a nose

that can track turtles like people don't believe me until i'm usually sitting somewhere and then say there's a turtle near and then i find the first try don't know why but it's my hidden talent that's fucking wild doesn't answer any more questions than yeah really i mean like again i don't i hate it because of the the sense memory that it's bringing up to me but i mean like it's pretty cool. Like, I would love to be able to do that with something. You know what I mean? Like, imagine just being like, there's a chipmunk nearby.

Oh, man, I would love to smell chipmunks. I bet they smell lovely, like popcorn. I bet they don't. Probably not. They're a wild animal. Yeah, wildly cute. I'm going to give it a nine because it's fascinating. This is Raha. And they want you give it a nine because it's fascinating. This is Raja.

And they want you to take on me. No, sorry. I was going to make a Raja blast joke. Look, you don't want me fat and flat. I don't want you short and bald. Don't be a baby. There's someone out there who finds you George Costanza looking ass adorable. Must be minimum 183 centimeters or six feet to apply.

Yes, yes. Very shallow. Blah, blah. Just take the honesty and go. looking ass adorable must be minimum 183 centimeters or six feet to apply. Yes. Yes. Very shallow, blah, blah. Just take the honesty and go recently returned after or recently returned after working three years abroad. We'll likely head out again next year,

but until then, what to do, baby. And then a winky face, a hundred percent, not trying to be your wife. Uh, I'm giving it a zero.

Okay. They seem like an asshole. They seem like an asshole. They seem like a very bitter, judgmental asshole. It's tough for me because, like, I think it is kind of funny. But at the same time, it's like, if that's the crux, like, if that's what you're putting on your Tinder profile, it's like, that's all I'm getting of your personality. And it's like, I have no idea. Like, what do you do for work? I don't know what you're into.

I don't know. Well, she's into people who are a certain height, and that's like i i have no idea like what do you do for work i don't know what you're into i don't know like well she's into people who are a certain height and that's it apparently yeah like that not bald so i'm going to give it a i'm giving it a two because i i feel like we could come across far worse than this so i'm not giving it a zero yeah but it's like they're being like they're making jokes but they're're making jokes about kind of shitty things. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's like I don't necessarily find it funny. I don't know. I'm just saying someone who rolls in with some crazy ass KKK Nazi bullshit is going to get a zero before she does.

Well, I'll give them a minus 10. I'm just hedging my bets. Okay. This is Demetria. And again, it's another like I think this is a Bumble snippet. My greatest strength is knowing all the moves of fuckboys and narcissists. And that's like that smile with the like drop on the forehead. Okay, something tells me maybe you don't.

I don't know if that's a rude thing to say, i feel like anyone who's always like i uh fuck boys are also the people who exclusively date terrible people yeah i i feel like it's probably one of those things they tell themselves to feel better after yet another fuck boy shows up yeah radar it's like no i know their moves um i don't love it because it it kind of like it's not expressly this but it's it's got it's reminiscent of that like weird like bitter like energy of like oh why are men all fuck boys and like it just you feel so you sound so wounded and jaded and bitter and it's like i don't need to know that that's your greatest strength really there's nothing else i can bring to the table yeah i would like to five it'd be cool if you're trying to make friends with women but like as a dating profile to attract

men like i don't know what you're trying to accomplish i'm giving it a three uh this this is hillary gyms are reopening and if you don't swipe right you'll be sorry i plan on becoming a solid six i like that that. I do too. It's a 10. Yeah. It's a little disparaging, but like I can sense the humor in it. I hope. I like it.

It's very funny. This is Trish. I have goblin energy. Hashtag bald girl summer. My obsession with iced coffee is borderline problematic. 10. I don't need to hear anymore. My life is a mess, but I'm funny and give excellent backscratches.

You got to take the good with the bad. I have a toddler, so there's always snacks on hand. Christmas is a season, and I will not be convinced otherwise. Disclaimer, I am not a chill girl. I have all the opinions. They come out loudly. We'll fight. I'll cry.

Buckle up. Oh, goddammit. I know. It was so good. Up until that last section. Even the toddler. I don't give a fuck. If you have kids, it's fine. If you have snacks, snacks that's even better it's also a really fun way to say that

yeah no i like until the end of being like i like i don't want to fight with my partner no that's also like fights can happen and fights will happen and that's fine but fights like being like oh we'll fight we're going to it's like no to definitively say that this is the the like a part like a mainstay of our relationship before it even like starts is not like i've been with amanda for six years and i think we've had like three fights you know what i Like it's, and they were important ones. I, well,

no, I think some of them, probably most of them are bullshit. But like, we probably had like three real fights. Yeah. But like fights happen. And that's the thing.

Yes. Those are, those are, those are an unavoidable thing of living with someone or dating them or being with them. You know what I mean? Like it's going to happen. Of course it is.

But to, like, to imagine that being a, like a distinctive trait of our relationship. No. No. It could have been so good, Trish. Goblin energy, please. Right?

Bald girl Summer is fucking great. Is she bald? Goblin energy. Yeah, she got like a buzz. Like a shaved head? Yeah, yeah. She's checking all the boxes. It's such a great profile that like i remember when i read

it to the end i was like ah because like look i have all the opinions cool like no one's asking you not to have opinions they come out loudly like okay you can have opinions and not be weird about it we'll fight i'll cry buckle up it's like jesus yeah so like i don't know maybe that's so sad hey maybe that's goblin energy i know she likes to set things on fire and hates horses um this is therese you never you never gave it oh it's a one and a ten at the same time it went from a ten to i'd say it's yeah yeah one it's a out of 10 uh this is therese let's grab boba so you know i like having balls in my mouth and her instagram and five two okay i think it's funny um i'll give it a 10 i like it whatever yeah i'll give it a seven yeah it's funny enough I like the like sexual energy In there you know Little wink wink

And lastly for me this is Dana MMA all day Star not a casual Now is she saying she's not into Casual like relationships or Is she saying she's not a casual MMA Fighter I'm pretty sure she's saying she's not a casual About MMA that she in fact wants

All day yeah listen I'm cool with you having hobbies but like if i'm gonna have like a quick little snack before work i don't want to be thrown into like a rear naked choke and that's why me and dane don't live together specifically like if you're mma all dang and not a casual i feel like i'm gonna get real hurt it is weirdly aggressive you know know what I mean? It does sound like you are going to fight me. Constantly. Non-stop. Yeah. Just an onslaught until I guess it's like survival mode, I guess.

Horde mode, but it's a horde of one. Yeah, it's like if I just tap out, will you stop? Or is it like... That's when they release your pants. Yeah, you take... It's not a breakup, it's a tap out. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm quite intrigued. It's terrifying.

I'm gonna give it a six. Also, she has incredible abs. That doesn't surprise me. Incredible. I knew she was not a casual just from seeing them. I assume... I'm giving it a seven. I assume all of her body has abs.

Like she flexes her arms and boom, a six pack. This is Somtoe. This is my final one. I'm giving it a 7 I assume all of her body has abs basically this is Somto, this is my final one and Somto says, nope this app has brought me bad luck what do you do what just

perfect, the perfect profile the picture is like the branches of a tree looking at a window. It's pretty good. What's happening with this person's life? Stomtoe, please just get off Tinder. You don't have to be here. You don't have to be here.

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has a flat stomach or not is lying they absolutely care and before any angry feminists try to attack me don't even bother wanting girl with a flat stomach doesn't make us bad or superficial it's just evolution it's not like we can help it if a girl has that bump on her stomach, it's a dead giveaway she's lost her virginity. And even if some guys nowadays try to deny it, a virgin female has always and always will be the ideal date for a man, ideal mate for a man. That little bump is their uterus showing, and it appears when a man ejaculates inside her vagina, because when the sperm enters her uterus, it will swell so much it becomes visible through the skin. Take it from someone who's taken his fair share of virginities What? This person is, I think, the biggest scientist known to man.

He's got all the facts. I'm glad that we don't like record this with video because the face I made during that was a contorted twisted mess because every like second it continued. Oh, it just got worse. I couldn't. Yeah. I couldn't be more upset by,

does he think that someone who's got like washboard abs are all virgins like that's like also you know that you can have sex and not ejaculate inside someone right like this person has to have never had sex right i think partially the reason why he wrote this thing was so that he could say oh someone who's taken lots of virginities it like, I've got them stacked up, baby. I got all those virgins, the big belly virgins. Yeah. What? Fuck me. This is terrible. My name is Dane Miller. And I'm not spaying them. Very sorry I brought that to the episode.

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