F**kface - A Sog Pod // Andrew's Chair & Email Problems [23]

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about piss boy Gavin, "I'm so dumb," Tombstone Tally, Ian keychain, The Gurpler and the Regulation Store, where we are now, Andrew's chair broke, Andrew's email, Eddie Murphy nipples, Andrew's mom, nostalgia is expensive, Sylvester Stallone sprinting, Gavin's neighbors, pillows, piss baton, and technical difficulties. Sponsored by FÜM. Thanks FÜM! Get a free gift with your Journey Pack tryfum.com/REGULATION That's right, our new Regulation Store is open NOW and you can grab 1 of everything (we're just selling a shirt) so check out https://regulationstore.com now! Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a regulation announcement. I repeat, a regulation announcement. We have news, regulation news. Are you ready? Andrew? Yes, I'm ready. Hit us with the news. We have a store. What kind of store?

It's a merch store. It's where we sell merch over a store. What? Where? It's on Store Street. It's on Store Street. Yeah. It's on the Internet. It's on store street. Yeah It's on the internet Regulations where? It's where you go to buy things related to the regulation podcast such as one shirt We got a shirt for sale right now. You can buy a regulation shirt. That's all you can buy You can buy as many of them as you shirt, but it is the regulation shirt.

That means you can go to the store and be like, I'll take everything and it's not too expensive. Now it's really easy. Sure. It's actually pretty good. That's actually that's actually really good. I'll take one of everything. And if you want to go in and buy a shirt right now, that would be cool because it would help us stress test

the store because coming not too far off in the distant future, assuming the store works, Andrew? What? Hit it with the drum roll And now Nick, now Nick, you hit him with the ooze and the Oz. It's like doing 100% eat. Then Eric, you hit him with the with the domain name again.

You go to regulation store.com to grab that shirt. And then on Friday, November 22, it will be GERP Friday. That will be the launch of the GERPLER. But for now, go to regulationstore.com, grab a shirt, support us directly and help us find out if this store launch can work for us or not. Do you want to hear some fun facts about the URL? Yeah. Regulation.store was taken regulation dot shop was too expensive. So we got regulation store dot com. But guess what? We've also got regulation store dot store. It's true. I just went to a new one.

I've already redirected it to the main store. This concludes your regulation announcement. Hello and welcome to another episode of the regulation podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey and with me as always Andrew Pan, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz and Eric Bedorth. This is episode 23 and Gavin has just sent a picture of his crotch. He has peed his pants. That happened maybe 16 seconds before we started. What happened?

I spilled water on myself. Oh yeah, right. Why it's not piss? Cause piss wouldn't, I guess piss would start there if my penis was there. I'm not sure where else would it start, man? Piss because piss wouldn't I guess piss would start there if my penis Where else would it start man, I always imagine piss starting right in the center of the crotch But if your penis has any length it may start down there So are you the new piss boy or what's going on take it out to the cat well, I was not it's not piss though I Mean just I'm just having a look. Oh you doing it. Are you going shmimo'd in your own office? Are you spraying? Oh, is it spray? Are you mad at you?

Let me piss in one of the outlets. Do you feel like you've been gone too much recently and so you're just punishing yourself? Oh man, I've got a soggy podcast ahead of me. No, a sock pod. You know, I'll take piss boy for an episode. This will be my sock pod. It's piss boy.

Yeah, you could be either soggy or Donald Duck. Oh, yeah. Options could win the put. Yeah, I like the you have a wet left pocket and a little bit of a wet like right or not pocket, but like front shorts on your knees. It's like you piss so hard on the left, it shot to the right. Like you fire hosed it like a bounce from.

Yeah. It's that wetness on the right. Yeah. Isn't there a little bit? I think it's just the pattern. Yeah. Just piss. Never mind then. I thought you got both legs.

How disappointing. How are you guys doing? We've had a good good. I have a fucking note and I was looking over my notes. We were coming from another recording right into this, so I didn't have time to prepare. And I have a note that I remember writing down yesterday. And do you have those notes where you don't feel like you need to explain it further,

because you'll remember? Yeah. I wrote down, I'm so dumb. And I don't know what the fuck that means. All right. That could be written before every single note you've ever made. Yeah.

I don't know what the, I must have done something so stupid yesterday that I thought writing down that alone was enough to remember it 24 hours later That in fact was dumb You didn't know that the time but your note was a reflection of the action you were currently doing What can it be? Oh? What have you done recently this what did you do yesterday? You put potential kiss your pants? What have you done recently that's what did you do yesterday? You put potential.

Piss your pants. No, the last time I did anything like that was when I shit my pants at Gavin's wedding. I've been I've had a dry I've had dry undies since then. I went for a bike ride. I had a I had a normal day yesterday, I think. Just do something in a car that was stupid. Do you have a pump off? I didn't rip any pumps off.

I did drive around town yesterday, but nothing funny happened. Did you get pushed over by a ghost or whatever? No, I don't remember any ghosts. I don't know. Maybe it'll come to me, but I, uh, anyway, that was my only note for today. Other than I saw three Dobermans. What time did you write the note? I wish it said.

So I wrote it before I wrote my most recent Doberman update, which would be yesterday. I guess maybe it was day before yesterday. I don't know. Did you see some dogs that weren't Dobermans, but you thought they were Dobermans and they just went classic, Jeff? No. I don't think so. Well, I have an exciting thing to share that I don't think so. Well, I have an exciting thing to share that I don't think you guys know about. Well, you're pondering. This is insane.

This is I have so much cool stuff from the community this week that I'm so excited to get your reaction. This you, especially Jeff. Are you ready to have your mind blown to be excited to react, Jeff? I had somebody, someone in our community reached out to our Patreon page and sent us a message sharing a regulation inspired game that they've made that is coming out and will be free based on

the idea that you had, Jeff, of Tombstone Bingo. It is called Tombstone Tally, and it is a game in which you run around a cemetery and have to do bingo. It is a scavenger hunt. Yeah, it's going to be on steam. It's multiplayer. We're absolutely going to play this when it comes out.

It is, I guess, supposed to be like spicy garlic games. It's supposed to be like a nod to our show and the community. There's a lot of inside jokes, apparently in the game. It looks great. Oh, I cannot believe that this is the thing that's happening. It's full on bingo. You have a bingo card that you pull up. I'm watching like the the thing that's happening. It's full on bingo. You have a bingo card that you pull up.

I'm watching like the about this game and everything. You're trying to find specific stuff on these tombstones, and you have a bingo card. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is unbelievable. We were trying to find games that have graveyards to try to make something out of like around something else.

They just went and made a game. That is what you talked about. So is it random? Is it different every time? Or is it? I have no idea. I can't answer that. But the fact that this is a thing is insane.

This is so fucking cool. This game's great because it stops us from doing something really offensive. Thank you so much for that. I really do appreciate it. Wouldn't have been offensive. Would have been a loving send up. Fighting zombies. This is even better though. This is even better.

Yeah, I guess there's like a like the ragdoll. Oh, yeah, it looks oh, there's an arena. So thank you so much to spicy garlic games. I guess for putting this together. I cannot wait to try this. I am so excited to try this. Do you know when it'll be out? I don't think they have said, but they did say it would be free.

So, oh, anyone who's listening, who has steam should be able to pick it up and play it, I assume. But I don't know that. That is unbelievably cool. It looks so cool running around like co-op. It's like a groundskeeper, looks like that maybe targets you. Looks like a lot of fun. So I just wanted to make sure that we highlighted that.

No, absolutely. That's that is fucking amazing. Second community thing I have, I just might as well just unload on the community stuff. We got sent something that is really cool that was reached out a long time ago. It's been a long time in the works for this person who owns this business called Hand and So, I believe.

And they reached out about doing key chains, I guess, as a product that they typically make. And they have made like this and in keychain for us. What? And they did 500 of them. And wow, it's like stem leather with gold foil. I believe so. Yes. And so cool.

They're sending them to our PO box. I figured that could be like a fun thing that like we send out to people on occasion. Dude, that is that is so awesome. That is such a cool idea. And I'm so excited to get actual mail to our PO box instead of mail for the two people that are us that I can have to return. Maybe I could take 10 of those and just give them to people if I see them out in public. Absolutely.

Yeah, I think it's a great idea. I think that's so cool. Getting these sent and everything is really awesome. What was the name of this of the people again? Let me pull it up. I believe it's hand in so hand in. So I think is what you said. Yes. So cool. Yeah, they're awesome. If we're talking about this stuff that's getting sent to us,

can we talk about what we have coming up later in November for? What were? Merch think we probably should okay, so it's been a long time coming. This is fun. This is like an announcements episode It's been a long time coming we've been working With some people with Tony and some other people To get this going. But we are opening a regulation store. Oh shit.

Later this month. Do you say OSHA? OSHA has nothing to do with this. Don't say OSHA. Oh, wait. By the time this is out, we'll have more sort of firm updates on where everything is and dates and everything.

But we're opening a regulation store. We're working on getting a regulation shirt that will be very simple. It's really for us to sort of stretch our legs and try this stuff and make sure that like, we have no issues with what we're trying to sell. So the shirt will be coming out later in October. And then in November, late November,

we're trying to settle on the date and everything, but late November, we will be releasing our first ever regulation Gerpler. It's a brand new Gerpler. It is, I mean, should we share images of it and stuff? I don't see why we couldn't. Who's gonna stop us? Big teeth can't stop us.

That's yeah, that's I mean, it is. It's up to us one way or the other if we're going to do this. So the new GERPLER that we will be releasing is like, what would you call it, like transparent black? I'm not sure. It's a it's a regulation color. It is. It's a very... It's like smoky.

It is like a dusky, like low opacity black sort of... Think of like an Eastern European cigar lounge at three in the morning. Yeah. And so here I can share. The image here. So what we're sort of looking at is, I think being able to put this out and you guys are gonna be able to get the Gerpler. It looks fantastic, very happy about it.

We have, I think the number is 4,000 because we wanted to really overestimate. We're taking a bit of a risk here. Trying not to get out ahead of our skis, but the Gerbler has been far and away the most sought after product of all the products we've released time and time again. And we wanted to make as many as we could conceivably make

without tanking the company if you don't buy them. The original question from Eric, I think was, do we want, do we want 500 or a thousand? And I just got flat PTSD flashbacks. Yeah. Everyone being pissed off that they didn't get one. So I think I put 5,000 and then we settled on four. Yeah.

I'm always going to be more conservative when it comes to this stuff, because I'd rather have it sell out and then we don't eat the cost of having to store it anywhere. So see, that's where we differ. I'd rather have a really funny amount of cups left over than have everyone be really mad. Well, a very funny amount of cups left over to me is zero cups.

I want no. So I am putting this in the community's hands and saying, please buy these cups in late November because we have a lot. Yeah, we have a lot. And I think that obviously we can have further discussions about this, but I think with trying to move that many, we probably wouldn't put a limit on number either. So yeah, I agree.

And I think probably maybe trying to do like a live stream in support of it and everything. We're just we have like a lot of ideas, but we finally got this stuff. Like I got the sample. We finally have like the look of it. We settled on like a lot of stuff. It's very man. Believe it or not, we started working on this in early June. Yeah, and there were there were shades of transparent black that we weren't happy with. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We went through a lot of samples to get this right for you guys because we wanted it to be a very specific look. We wanted it to be regulation and it looks awesome. It looks so cool. And we're working with a company called Elf-a-Moso to put it all together and do this. So we're really excited to be able to get new stuff in the store and make everything happen and get more stuff out to you guys. So stay tuned. Super, super excited.

And this is going to be very informative for us. If we release 4,000 and they sell out immediately, we're so sorry. That is an insane amount of demand that we couldn't afford to seed ahead of time, but it will help us know if we release 4,000 and we have 3,800 at the end of the month that the women Gavin will have his funny amount of cups and will end up building an island out Of cups and trying to move off to it to avoid paying taxes or something

But but yeah, just we will Take the information that we've learned for this we desperately want everybody to get an item if they want it. We really do. And so, just so that you know, just because we're releasing 4,000 in this way, this isn't how things are gonna go. This is us testing the waters to see what tolerance you guys have, what you actually want from us,

and then based on that, we'll go forward in merch. But we have mentioned a lot early on that merch wasn't gonna be a focus from the beginning. We were really more concerned about just crafting the best product for you guys and really filling that out and then using merch to, I don't know, support that down the road. That's still kind of the path. This is a slow walk in this.

It is. And try to be very careful with it. We don't want there to be a problem on launch. We don't want you guys to have a problem on launch. We're terrified of that. Yeah, that would be awful. That's obviously something that's why we're putting in time and figuring stuff out. And our number one issue when we're doing merch before

was the frustration of things selling out. So this is an attempt on our behalf of what is the furthest we can push it while also attempting to make sure that everyone who wants one can get one. And then based on the Intel data we receive from this, we'll just. I don't doubt that there won't be unforeseen problems. Oh, it's still happening. Yeah. I mean, it is. The site could go down. Who knows? Yeah, it's us. Something will go wrong. Undeniably. And we should also say that, you know, extra thanks to everyone who's supporting us on Patreon because because of that we can buy four thousand of something.

Oh, there's no way we could have done this if it wasn't for people supporting us on Patreon. There's no shot. We wouldn't have been in conversations. We wouldn't have been able to get as many tests as we got. Like we wouldn't have been able to get as many tests as we got like we wouldn't have been able to do this the way we wanted to. This this fucking company begins and ends with Patreon. They really it they are the lifeblood of what we're doing. And man, I was trying to now I'm going to get into the blowjob portion of the episode. But I was thinking about that yesterday, when I

was getting coffee in the morning, I was like, it is so unbelievable. The consistent from day one and continuous groundswell of support that the regulation listeners and comment leavers have really granted us. I don't know. I genuinely, I don't know about you guys, we're six months down the road now,

five months down the road into this company, but I still wake up every day and I'm just fucking floored that it's what we're going to be doing, that I'm going to sit down in front of a computer with y'all and get to crank this stuff out. It is like, it's beyond a dream come true that I, it's so weird because we hit the ground running so hard. I never really had time to look back, but we're six months down down the road from Rooster Teeth going under and all of that. And it's just crazy to be able to look back, look back along amongst the last six months. And then we didn't skip a beat. We didn't slow down. And it's only

because of the audience. Yeah, 100%. For transparency, too. I mean, with us moving down six months and everything, we've got a lot of the back end stuff figured out. We have like a lot of our sort of like business operations figured out and everything. But for transparency sake, we started working with Shelby,

who's someone that we started working with at Achievement Hunter and Rooster Teeth and everything to help us with our social media and posting, because we want to get clips out to show people what the show is because as much as We have a devoted fan base and you guys who are listening to this every week and you know, very into it and everything There are twice as many people who go. Hey, so Rooster Teeth shut down. What are you doing now? And We need help getting like the word out and Shelby's doing a really great job so far like

Putting that stuff together and getting that stuff out there so that way more people can check out the show and we can continue to grow, but not in a way that is like an insane exponential thing, just in a way where we can like keep doing what we're doing the way that we want to do it. Yeah, we're not going to end up selling shirts that like none of us have seen, which I think did happen a few times. Yes. And I made sure yesterday that everyone saw that shirt and we walked in on it.

You're talking about appreciation, Jeff, with the thing and like a like feeling it every day. It is I am like obnoxiously appreciative where I think of it like every day, as you said, it comes up and I've made probably like seven or eight posts about it. And it's just like every day I want to make another. But like, it's hard to because it's it's not like the audience can know how you're feeling at all times. So it's like this weird thing of like, I am so fucking thankful for the support we've received and just overwhelmed by everything.

And it's just been so much fun building this and trying to create something that is both so much fun for us and connects with the people that are kind enough and for whatever reason, believe in us. I guess ultimately I can. I agree with you completely, and I guess ultimately I just want the audience to know whether you pay through Patreon or whether you just listen through the Apple podcast app or Spotify or you just watch a couple of game plays on YouTube. Just, we do not take it for granted.

I just, we are so fucking cognizant and conscious of how lucky we are and the runway you've given us to get to continue to create this kind of content. And I just I just want you to know we don't take it for granted. We appreciate it every single day of our lives. Couldn't have said it better. I feel like that was a little sausage talk. Oh, before we move off of our little sausage talk, you may note of it, Eric.

But we're doing Tony stuff with the merch, Alphamosa. And it's also like some roosterteeth people that were there, which I think is so cool. Tony, the catalyst of so many of our just dumbest ideas and being able to work with him in some capacity going forward was really important to us. And so being able to do that, it is so exciting. I am texting Tony about stuff occasionally that I'm whatever I'm able to text Tony about a dumb idea and then seeing him like the gears turn and figure out a way and like different angles on what it's incredible. I'm so excited for the potential of what the future can bring as far as the merch stuff goes.

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I did the same. The same ones. Three minutes. Ah, you son of a bitch. Go to my thing and just drag them over. I have an unfortunate update moving away from our sausage talk portion. My chair broke. Oh, chairs broken again.

September again. It's the month of breaking chairs. When did it? When did it break? What day did it break? Over the weekend. I put it in the slack. What is today?

Today's October. October 3rd. Yeah. So it was right at the end of September. How did it break? What level broke? Oh, this is the Herman Miller, right? This is the Herman Miller.

We never you never gave us the instructional information on how to use the chair. This is we're going to get into this. So I got the Herman Miller and it's great. It's a really nice chair. On day two, a bolt fell out of the side of it on the second day. And my seat like my seat drops. So how I don't know if you have one of these, you'll know what I mean. But the way the armrests work, a bolt goes through the armrests,

and that's what holds the seat up on each side. Did you build this chair or it came pre-assembled? No, it came pre-assembled. OK. So on the second day, I sit and the bolt on one of the sides falls out. And I thought, unfucking believable. This chair broke two days in. This is a top of the line high end chair. I looked at it. I went and I got a screwdriver. I was able to secure the bolt back in. So I thought, that's fine. Whatever. Like, clearly, this is not set up correctly,

but I can just tighten it whenever it gets loose. And so that is what I had been doing this entire time. Occasionally, it would fall out and I'd have to completely tighten it from the beginning. That was just a process I was doing. I had noticed recently that it was looking not great on that one side. Like it was getting progressively worse. And so I took the Herman Miller chair and I put it on top of the bed

just so I could, like, really evaluate things. Look at it. And I tightened it. And while it was on the bed, I thought, well, this is a great time for me to look at all these different levers and switches and figure out this stuff. And so I looked at it and it all was like, OK, interesting. This does that. This is that is looking at the instructions is going to be all prepared.

I learned how to raise the chair because it has just been at the lowest height this entire time. What do you mean? What do you mean? It the most commonly used thing on the chair. height this entire time. What do you mean? You what do you mean? It the most commonly used thing on the chair. Yeah, I just I've never it's always been at the lowest setting. Why what?

And so I raised it. I was like, I'll be able to bring up on the show. Like I figured out where the raised seat switches. Let me guess it was just but it was below your ass on the right side somewhere. No, it's it's like on the armrest thing, I believe. Even even easier. Yeah. Anyway, so I raised it. And then I I sat in it and the chair exploded.

What what had happened is the bolt that was supporting it flew out and it stripped it not only took the inner bolt with it, it stripped all of the inside of the chair. So I can't turn your chair into like a hydraulic cannon. Essentially. Yeah. I guess what happened is because it was at the lowest height, it was just, there was no give for it. So even though it was crooked, like it was fine. But then when I gave it space, when I elevated it, it had like, it's been broken, I guess

this whole, this whole time. And I just didn't know. I thought I was fixing it each time when I would tighten it, but really it was just still broken. So it's shot out. And now is it now does what does the chair do? Can it now the chair has no support on the left side of it? I mean, it's it's a Herman Miller, right?

So they'll probably replace it still. It's probably a warranty. Here's the problem. Yeah, I got sent all of that information on my rooster teeth email because it was from the whole idea was we're going to do stuff around the chair and then rooster teeth got shut down. As you may know, but your emails are still on your mail app, right? I don't have any access to that inbox. You never downloaded any.

We went over this. No, I had zero. I didn't know you could download that inbox. You never downloaded any. We went over this. No, I had zero. I didn't know you could download the inbox. It never occurred to me that I would want to. I like that he sounds mad at you about this. No, not mad at you in the slides. I should have done that. I just did.

Did you use the mail app on your Mac? No. Or were you just in the browser? Browser. You're a real browser guy. You're a browser guy. You're a real browser. It's my my mail. My mail doesn't work on my computer.

And I don't know what's going on. What do you mean? Let's get into this. OK, so so excited. I'm so thrilled by the turn this episode just to enter computer stuff. Yeah, it makes me so happy. So the chair is dead. I've ordered another chair. I'm hoping I can find the paperwork and I can potentially get this one repaired.

But if not, I'm just I have to swap out chairs. My computer problem at some point. So I was using the Safari Mail client. And my what? What? What? The stamp, the stamp mail, whatever. Why is Safari Safari has nothing to do with the mail. Doesn't it? They're both blue. Anyway, I was using the postage stamp

and I sent a bunch of emails out. And it didn't go through. And then I reset those emails out using the browser. And the postage stamp said we've we were out of sync or something. We just try to open. I'll just click the mail thing and see what it says. It said something like the SMTP Google, blah, blah, blah. Like it was not. I'd have to resync it.

You might just need to sign in again on your accounts. Probably in mail accounts and settings. I was concerned that all of the emails I sent because I tried to send those emails and it was like, ah, didn't go through, like didn't work. Then I sent them on the browser. I was worried that if I ever fixed the mail thing, then all those emails would then get shot out a second time. Because they're in your outbox because you can just delete them from there. Well, let's see. I'm opening my mail, but because of that, I haven't used the mail postage stamp thing and probably three years. So you've got all your emails from Rooster Teeth, but from three years ago.

I, yeah, I get, well, I mean, I'm trying to open this thing and nothing is happening. I guess I haven't clicked it. He's talking about it like it's a physical box. Like I try. Oh, I'm trying to open this thing and it's stuck. Blowing off the dust. Well, it was, you know, it's also a problem because I just at some point decided to stop deleting emails.

So I have 30,000 emails that are unread currently. This thing. The last one I received was from 2020 December 11th. And there's a little squiggly line that looks like the messenger app. Does present day you just hate future you? No, I'm good. I use the browser. I'm fine. Yeah, but don't you hate past you?

No. I think there's no thought. I don't think that there's a thought of linear time with like, I'm going to have to deal with this or why am I having to deal with this now? It is just simply this exists. I haven't received, I have 30,000 unread emails. Here's the thing with the emails. I was on top of it.

I would delete them every time they'd show up. I click delete, get rid of. Why are you just deleting them? To get rid of them. Why do you wanna get rid of them? Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I went back to an email that I got in 2012 because I needed it this week. I don't understand why you're deleting the emails in your inbox.

You don't put them in your trash by deleting them. I'm not asking what it does. I'm asking, why do you do it? Oh, that's what I'm no. OK, I'm trying to articulate. Isn't that what everyone does? Doesn't everyone delete you read and you delete it? So you're in the last time I deleted an email is when I was using my hotmail

account in 2003 and then Gmail came out of people don't believe. And then no one ever had to delete an email ever again. So I was actively deleting, but then it felt like there's no end to this. And I just gave up. And that's why I have 30,000. I can't stop this wave. It the damn head broke. like there's no end to this and I just gave up and that's why I have 30,000. I can't stop this wave. It, the damn head broke. I'm getting emails every day. I can't stop. Why is that? Why is that a, is that an issue? Yeah. It's because I was trying to stay on top of it and get them deleted. So it was like, I was creating work for myself that would never end.

There was no end to this job. Reading them is getting on top of them. Why does deleting them have to be on top of them? I haven't been on top of e-mails since about 2007, 2008, when I got a Gmail account. Enter the password for the account to authenticate. Geoff, are we nuts? Do you delete your e-mails? No, I have Gmail, so I don't need to really delete my emails. Unless it's, you know, obvious trash. All of it, though, is so there's no sort for my

Safari letter email thing. That's right. So it's it's like Pax team. I'm not going to click that. I don't need to read about Pax in 2020. Twitch notification. I don't care about that. I'm not clicking that. I don't think anyone's saying you should go and read all your 2020 emails. No, I'm saying even when they came out at the time, go back to 2020.

I don't need to read that. Are you explaining the concept of you? What? You know what? Uh, explaining what I've been laughing. So I've been on laughing so hard. I'm like losing my mind. This is I like, why are you telling us what your emails are? Okay, here's what I've got six emails, say six emails came in a bunch of them. It's like mailing list.

Maybe it might be like an order confirmation. Maybe there's one email that I need to read and reply to. I'll just arrow through them just like, then I've dealt with all those and then I'll reply to the one I want and that's it. That's all I do. Yeah, but the little blue dot doesn't go away unless you click it. It's not true. What do you mean?

The little blue dot doesn't go away unless you click it. Well, you click it, right? And then you just use the arrows and go up. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. And then they'll all not be blue. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Or just get used to the idea that the blue dot can exist. Yeah It doesn't my point This is what your point. Yes, so if I'm getting 50 emails a day, and I'm trying to keep that number low I'm having to do the boop boop boop boop boop every day, and that's endless that is an endless

I'm never done. I've never finished. No, it sounds like it ends at 50. Oh, listen, 50. I'm doing it every day. I'm doing it 50 times a day. I don't want to do it 50 times a day. I mean, you can also block and mark stuff as spam and you can get you could unsubscribe from a lot of I don't get actually that many emails anymore. Neither do I.

At this time, let me tell you my inbox in 2020 was popping off. It was going crazy with stuff I had no interest in reading. I can't authenticate this, so it's just it's a bunch. Are you trying to look, you're not trying to log into Rooster Teeth now, are you? Because you can't. No, I'm trying to log into my personal. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. He's going to print the little vaccine. This is going to do something.

Oh, no, this is the I talked about this before. We're broken. It just doesn't work. It's broken. Broken. Yeah, see, you can't think. Sorry. This is not sorry. My point is emails. It's too much. I got to make it. He hasn't been deleting them fast enough. But I don't need this Fitbit one from December 11th, 2020.

Hey, that's fine. But 2020, December 11th, the source, it's official. Cyberpunk 2077 is finally here. You don't need to deal with it. Ignore it. I know I can't because to deal with it. Ignore it. I know I can't because it'll bother me. I either have so I do ignore it. That's what I'm doing.

All right. And then it's to say you've dealt with everything you need to. You still got 30,000. Just do it. You know, come on to a mark has read job done. Command a. Yeah, that was select everything. One second.

This is going to be an Alzheimer's, isn't it? Like we're in the middle of an old time. I'm using OK. I'm using a Windows keyboard on my Mac. How do I do? OK, the the button next to the space bar and a alt a. Yeah, nothing's happened. Oh, oh, the pin. It's pinwheeling

Gavin you just messed with the whole house of cards. It's about to crumble This is like what Gavin mentioned that we weren't having any technical problems before we recorded our let's play this morning. Let's play It's just 49 minutes later. We did. We gave up. We'll continue. I don't want to hog the whole show with this stuff. So, you know, buddy, you're not hogging. Don't worry. Well, going back to the chair, is that four chairs in four September's? Yes. Was it three? Yeah. Uh, one a year.

One, two, three, four, four, four, five is coming. OK. When does chair five a different chair? Yes. You didn't just, well, I mean, the warranty on a Herman Mill has got to be several years. Yeah, but he's got to find the fucking paper. I don't have any of the forms that prove that I have this legally.

Yeah, I guess you were given it. Yeah, you might be SOL. I'm sure that'll just help you though. You would think, I guess you were given it. Yeah, you might be so well. I'm sure that just help you, though. You would think I don't know. I'll keep it updated on that. I don't even have the email, the person that I originally talked to. Right. Isn't that what got us talking about all this stuff? Are you OK?

No, I'm saying I don't have the address. Like I thought about reaching out on my new email or my old, my personal email. I've I don't know how to find them. Do you have an old phone that downloaded your email? Do you have like does the hot dog phone have email? They all have email. So you might have the time capsule of that inbox still on one of those phones. Huh?

I still have all those phones. Unless you were using the browser on the phone as well. No, I would. No, I was always using the app on the phone. Okay. Well, then Gavin might have solved your problem right there. Maybe I take all of my, I take all of my broken phones to like an iFixit, like a repair place and see if they can fix all my phones simultaneously. I wonder what, I really want to spend the whole day just watching you. I have to do it. I need to see all the weird shit you do. You find a, you find like a day one problem

and bandaid it and then by day 90 you've got a stack of band-aids. And on day 365 they explode. I mean, yeah, that's fair. Shoot across the room. I like your phone idea. I'm going to explore that. I'm going to explore the chair thing. Hopefully the new chair is good. I just want a chair.

I just want a chair that doesn't explode. Or if it does, at least happen on camera. I just want a chair. I just want a chair that doesn't explode. Or if it does, at least have it on camera. Yeah, we just have to build a better bandaid. So that's my chair update. I got a I got a I fulfilled a request by you, Gavin. I got a I got a I fulfilled a request by you, Gavin. I just still can't believe that the only time you tried to learn the chair

was like after a year and you put it on the bed. We were so excited for you to learn the chair right when you got it. Were you conscious that it was September and you were closing in on a year? Were you like, you know, like I'm this I'm fucking close to beating the record. No, I'm going to be honest. I didn't even know there was a September pattern. Didn't occur to me. I feel like we've talked about it in the past a lot. Yeah, it's just I don't.

When Gavin brought it up, when I said I broke it on the Slack channel and Gavin brought up the September thing, I went, OK, I guess that's a thing. Who can remember yesterday? I totally am right there with you. I got a nipple review for Gavin. Oh, Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy's nipple review. Let me find my specific notes, because as you may remember,

this was a conversation that I didn't. My mom didn't know that I talked about. Yeah. How did you get around that? I just had to come out and be honest about it. Trying to figure out where I wrote it down. It it is probably the most I've ever wished. I recorded a conversation in my life. We're learning that that was a public opinion that was known.

Oh, I'll just give you the current review of the Eddie Murphy thing. I showed her the photo that you sent of Eddie Murphy's nipples, and her initial response was, that's Photoshopped. And then I said, no, I don't think it is. And she had to enhance because she didn't have her glasses on when I showed her. And she said they were twisted. It appeared and understood your take that they were weird nipples. So she's with you.

OK, full support of the weird nipples. I didn't I don't think I said they were weird. I said they were small. I thought the whole point was they were strange. Doesn't matter. Anyway, that was the review. She thinks they're. The learning.

So it was an immediate when I told her that I said that it was an immediate embarrassment was the reaction. What is it like the seven stages of whatever we really ran through the emotional spectrum? It was initially complete embarrassment that this was a thing that people knew that she thought. Then did not. Then it was a well, what was the consensus from everybody else? And me explaining that it was not shared,

the opinion that she had to then rage that disbelief rage that rage might be a strong word, but disbelief that this was an opinion that was not universally shared based off of what was done and a declarative statement that if y'all think that's what normal nipples look like, you don't you've never seen a normal nipple in your life, I believe, was a paraphrasing. I don't have direct notes. And that she is a much better authority on nipples as somebody who has worked in a medicinal medical field in which she had to see them all the time. She then asked, She then asked, so did we all look from that movie? And I said, I don't remember. I don't think so. I think it was just what was available when you searched it,

to which she then countered that that is a key point of this belief. She thinks that it has to be specifically from this film, the imagery, and that she is uncomfortable declaring any other versions of the nipples being weird. So we need to see them in motion specifically from that movie. She said it, that her belief is that the nipples in the past may be normal, but that child, having a child impacted the nipples.

This is post childbirth nipples. Was the statement. So that's where we're at with the nipple review. Huh? She wants everyone to see the movie. Has she had a child? She has. Oh, yeah. Has she mentioned any changes to her nipples in? I don't Know I haven't looked so I don't know

Can't say But it is the most at all man. It was a crazy conversation to have over the phone It was very funny there was a guy on one of the British seasons of Love Island who had to have nipple surgery Why his nipples were. Weird. I never say I never really explained why they had to be moved. They never clarified. So he never you never sold them. No, they're just they look a little weird and then you find out somewhere through

the idea that he did have some sort of a cosmetic surgery. It'll be on a season. You'll watch it some point. There's still he is still together with the lady. I need to run this by my mom. I think people would want to do like maybe is like a Falcon thing, a Q&A that my mom does, like people could write questions to her to answer. Oh, so good.

I think they would absolutely love to. Would your mother enjoy that, though? That would be the thing. I don't know. I'd have to talk to her about it. I don't. It definitely would be a thing she'd be nervous about, but I don't think she'd mind answering the questions. It's the idea of it being reported either hurdle. But I feel like people would be interested.

Yeah, I want to I want to submit. Did we kill Taggart from Beverly Hills Cop? Probably. Yeah, I definitely talked about him. Here's the thing. Never mind, I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. Oh, man. Go ahead and say it. You're saying I was going to say and the reason why I didn't say it is not because it's offensive. It's just I don't think it's true.

I was going to say they showed that you could make a good one without them so they could keep going. But I don't think Beverly Hills Cop 3 is a good. It's a bad movie. It's still your it's still your favorite one. It's not my favorite one. The first is the best. The first is my favorite.

The third had the best action and it was the point that I was making. That is an opinion you've backed yourself into believing. It is. Well, no, it's I believed it. I was making that is an opinion you've backed yourself into believing it is well No, it's since I believed it and I don't know how to back out of it. I guess I Will die in the hill that Beverly Hills cop through is the best action man Now that we're getting close to the holiday season Eric mentioned we're gonna have a gurgler on the store soon I got it something in the mail yesterday

Amazon is fucking Diabolical. What did Amazon do? Have you guys gotten this? Let me send you the text. Discord. Have you guys received in the mail to current resident, by the way? It wasn't to me specifically. They sent me unprompted a kids Christmas toy catalog. Oh, hell yeah. With like fill out the toys you want right here.

Oh, yeah. Circle the ones that are for you. I'm so jealous. Bringing it back, dude. No way. Oh, man. Oh. Over 700 toys and gifts. Yeah, including the page that I sent you just happens to have a very similar look in looking remote control Truck to my shark. That's so cool

Did you go through the whole book? I couldn't because Emily took it immediately and went and sat down and went through the whole book herself Has she decided which Hot Wheels car she's gonna get? I'm not I think she circled some Barbie stuff No, I just I was I was fucking wild to get that in the mail I'm like, what is this and then I went went, oh, my God, that's awesome. It's very smart of them. Very devious. It is. It is super devious. All the waste there.

Mm hmm. I feel like they fixed the catalog problem by inventing websites. Also, my kid doesn't live at home anymore. She's out of college. So it's. I. The waste thing. It's off to college, so it's useless. I... The waste thing... It's... You're right, it is a waste. I... I fucking hate paper straws. That's what it comes down to.

Paper straws are dogshit. It's a terrible replacement for plastic. I agree. I also don't think that these catalogs are a waste. I... Like... My wife definitely got her... our no money's worth out of it last night. She spent 45 minutes I don't think these are a waste at all. You don't think unsolicited mail is a waste I Think unsolicited mail in general is a waste. Do I think this is a waste? No, I don't no

No, you think most people will read it I think that there will be a lot of people that do go through it for the nostalgia kick and kids will go through it I do not think it is a waste. If it had video games and stuff in it and it skewed a little older, I would recommend we do it as a piece of supplemental to kind of replace the summer other than 98 catalog we did. But it stays pretty young. That's too bad. Yeah.

Otherwise, I think it'd be fun to do. But it'd be like it'd be like Fisher Price shit, you know? I would love to buy all the toys I couldn't afford as a kid. Yes. The problem is nostalgia is expensive. Is what I've looked at doing that type of thing. Yeah, I think if it was the actual stuff I couldn't afford as a kid, I still couldn't get it because it'd be ridiculous. It's so funny you say that.

I was thinking the other day that if I had all the money in the world, all I would want to do, and I'd have to figure out how to work it out with Emily. All I would want to do is have a perfect one-to-one recreation of Ricky Schroeder's bedroom from Silver Spoons, which is a show that's probably a little too old for you guys, but he was rich and he had a race car bed and he had all the coolest toys. It was kind of like the TV version of that Richard Pryor movie. And

it was I would love to sleep in a race car bed for the rest of my life if I could do it in that bedroom. Oh, that's a pretty cool looking room. Yes. You got the race car bed and the back and it's a race wall behind him. He had a dad who loved him, too, which was wild. It was so insane. There was so much I liked about that show. I for me, when I look at toys now, I have. I have this weird gap of none of the nostalgia stuff is

is things that I care about or properties I care about. I don't care about Star Wars. I'm not a big Marvel guy. Like it's fine. I don't mind Marvel. It's just it's not. I wasn't into that as a kid. I was in this weird time period where I don't feel like there's a big teenage meet Ninja Turtle show on. So that feels like a thing I should love is as an adult.

I'm like, that's really cool. I like all the visuals of it, but I just wasn't exposed to it as a kid. Jurassic Park sucks in its current iteration, like all of the like kind of popular kids brands now either don't have nostalgia for or it's a version of it that I don't think is good. I wish it was like, oh, why wasn't Small Soldiers a series that kept going? There should be more of those.

I want to buy Gorgonite toys in 2024. That's really sad, Andrew. I feel bad for you. But I also think that they just ruin nostalgia. Like I grew up with Star Wars and I couldn't give a shit about Star Wars anymore. I grew up I had I humped 10,000 comic books around with me everywhere. I moved until I was like 30. And now you couldn't pay me to read a comic book.

All that stuff has been so overdone and just so beaten to death that it's all ruined for me and it makes me not look back at it as well. Like there was a long time I could I could look back and be like, well, it's still like Empire Strikes Back. I still think it's like the coolest movie. But even now I just when I look back on like where I would find nostalgia, I just try to find other TV shows or movies to explore because it's just all been just spoiled with excess. It's also interesting how technology moving forward means that the stuff I

would have given a nut for is of absolutely no interest. Like when I was 10, would have freaking loved a gay boy camera. Holy shit. Would have loved one. Now I wouldn't pay a dollar for it. Yeah. What would be the point? Is the Game Boy camera was just photos, right? I think so. Unlike a 144p screen.

It was like a it was like a like a fax machine almost. I haven't been able to figure out what it would be, but I think it's really funny. The idea of us trying to use the camera for some supplemental and some form. What if we do a let's play in all of our face cams of the camera? That's really funny. And install. Yeah, I don't know. Do you have any nostalgia that hasn't been ruined

or that you do you still think like these still think fondly of? Even if you don't like. Do you have any nostalgia that hasn't been ruined or that you do you still think like the still think fondly of even if you don't like connect super strong with it? It's stuff that is like not available now. So I think about like, oh, man, if I had money as a child and they were still around like the Turbo Man dolls, like when they made toys for Jingle all the way, those were awesome. The small soldiers thing is another one where it's like, oh, that that stuff is cool. I go back and I look at the boxes for it.

Those are the main ones. Did you read a lot as a kid at all? Not really. More into like when I think of the action figures I collected, and it's weird because I'm not a big Lord of the Rings fan, but I ended up with a lot of Lord of the Rings action figures that were fun. I had the lost action figures, which were not fun, but like I was. That's how deep I was in the lost

John Locke looking at the hatch. Remember the magazine for lost? I was a subscriber to lost the magazine. I wanted that universe to continue so badly as an expanded universe with novels and stuff and it just Just floundered. It was a shame. It there was so much there was so much intrigue and interest and possibility in there and it was Ultimately didn't really go anywhere unfortunately, but I was ready for it man Like we talked about in the past

But I loved that video game via domus because I just liked seeing different parts of the island and you could see how stuff fit Together, you know, I, was that a good game? I mean, it was a free roam kind of... No, not really, but you could explore the island, you know? We should do a little watch a little bit, we watch you play it. Oh, it's... I have it. Oh. We're gonna do that. I bought it.

We are going to... It's so funny, the actors that they got for their actual voices and who they missed out on, because now I think that entire cast, for the most part, they are not big names like they would not be. They're available. But at but at that time, they were they were out of the price range. So there's no Matthew Fox. There is no Terry O'Quinn.

There is. It is like a son is in it and it's all background and of side characters. Do you think now they're like, hey, can I, can I rerecord lines for that? Oh, absolutely. I, uh, speaking of like toys and stuff, nostalgia, I have gone through a kind of odd process of I've been on a rocky kick because I somehow avoided all of those films Avoid I guess I don't know I wasn't alive for most of them I remember seeing rocky Balboa and theaters thinking this is crazy that I'm seeing a rocky movie with Stallone in a movie theater

I've watched the old ones because they were. I got a notification on Prime saying we are going to stop carrying these in like four days. I thought, oh, fuck, I've been meaning to see those. I guess let's just watch them nonstop. I've been in high rocky kick. Watch all of them outside of Rocky Five. It has led me. I'm going to share my screen. You guys for a minute, because this is an important question.

Uh, I think that Sylvester Stallone is the greatest sprinting action star of all time is the best run. I think of any action star better than Steven Seagal, better than better than Seagal, better than Tom Cruise. Sylvester Stallone running is one of the most visually impressive things I've seen in an action movie. It is so absurd. The first film gave me this thought of like, wow,

there is a scene in the first movie where he is running and he's in shape now and he's like booking it. And then he turns it up another gear and that man really hoops it. And it is solidified to me. Let me find. We go in Rocky three. Oh, yeah. He's running.

He's running on the beach. I'll just do I'm hit and play. You guys are all watching. So they're going. They're sprinting. Figuring things out. OK, so Carl Lewis is like, you do it. Carl, look at Stallone.

Stallone is going so fast. He looks like he's going to just break down his whole body. Love this. Why is it all like the sinew in the muscle and everything so jacked and just running? This is so awesome. This head. This is the head bobbing. He looks like the wheels are about to fall off. He's going so awesome. This head. This is the head bobbing. He looks like the wheels are about to fall off. He's going so fast.

His neck can barely take it. These are my heroes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We ran together. We did it. We ran real far. Yay. I just going back. Just it's it looks like he's in one of those G force chairs. Yeah.

Just look at his face. Look at that. He's just running. It looks like he's going to die. So I'd love to know. Do you guys have any actors that you think of like iconic runs? I think we already said him. Well, yeah, it's Rocky to Rocky to his a run in Rocky to where he's.

I mean, yeah. Oh, the steps. Yeah. Runs up the fucking steps. Yeah. Where he. Where he's doing. It's this. Oh, hold on here. I'll just go to this part here. Oh, this might be what I was thinking.

See, I watch Rocky one and two back to back. Where he kicks it up. So like, he's going and everyone's there with him and then he goes, no you're fucking not. Yes, that is what I was thinking. I thought this was in one. Where he starts goofing it. That's what I think.

Yeah, he's just gassed, dude. He's just, God, that rock's so hard. The way he just runs that fast is so fucking cool to me. Like he's just giving it everything. That's so awesome. Look way he just runs that fast is so fucking cool to me. He's just giving it everything. That's so awesome. Look at that shot. Oh, my God. God, so awesome. Rocking creation. Awesome.

Those first first three are great. First four are great. Should we grab a slow mo camera and recreate the beat with each of us doing it? Please. I want to see a full sprint. I promise you, I will throw up. So you got to say the same thing. Yeah. I mean, yeah, if we want to puke, sure.

Absolutely. I think you have to sprint for like 20 seconds. I'll do it. I'll throw up. Nick, you're the most athletic here. We've gone over this. You got the best movement. I'd love to see you full tilt.

20 seconds of Nick sprint. Oh, God. Sure. Hey, so hard to convince. I can't wait. I had to talk to my neighbors a few weeks ago. Oh, no. That must have been really difficult for you.

Yeah. They they like, why are you shaving with a broken beard? No, one of, uh, one of my neighbors walked up and said, uh, are you okay? Why do you think that might've been Eric? I don't know. I just assumed you were in the backyard, uh, like shaving, but I, you know, we already kind of hit on that. I can't think of why else they would ask if you were okay. Do you think maybe it would have something to do with the fact that after you gave me a ride home,

you drove your car into my legs and I fell into my bin. Oh, I forgot about that. What? I forgot about that. I forgot about that. What? I forgot about that. You hit Gavin with a car? I just pretended to run me over a little bit. And then when I was pinned against the bins, he just kept going.

I just kind of kept going. I just kept giving it to him. He's like, oh, here I am pinned. And I went, yep, and we're going to keep it going. I just kind of kept going. I just kept giving him. He's like, oh, here I am pinned. And I went, yep, and we're going to keep it going. So it was a pretty good time. We're having fun. A couple of guys hanging out, hitting each other with cars.

I thought it was pretty funny. It must have looked pretty strange from an external perspective, though. Hey, did your friend just run you over? Are you OK? Yeah, I was about to run these cucumbers over, and I saw the strangest thing. Oh man. Good times. Oh, that's crazy. That's so funny.

Did, uh, you guys see the pillows that they made for the Nintendo museum? Excuse me? Of the controllers? All the N64 controllers? Yeah, let me, let me, Yeah, let me let me here. We post a photo of also should before we wrap up, should we talk about how fucking stupid we all are? Yeah, what? Well, a certain tech support situation we got ourselves into before this podcast. Oh, yeah, we do that. Yeah. So Jeff, they they made this the N64

and they did a Wemo one. There's a bunch of them. Look at these. They're giant big controllers. OK, that are pillows. I maybe think if you can turn anything in your house, any item into a pillow, what would you want it be? What would you want as a pillow? Oh. Dutch oven

Like crawl into it be all cozy, maybe I'm nuts have we not talked about this before What we're talking about before Okay, yeah, I think it would be something that was could be completely enclosed and I could get on the inside of I think in the ovens great That is a really good one. What about a fridge? That you can open. It's upright in it. A car would be good. Coffin? A car pillow? Maybe a nice big recycling bin pillow.

How about a toilet? Could you, could you sit on it without it collapsing in or? No, there's no way. No, no. Could you, could you sit on it without it collapsing in or? No, there's no way. No. No. I think I would go with like a gurgler. I think I would go with a, Oh my God.

Cause that would be the most confusing. Imagine that it's not like, like the middle isn't stuffed. It's just a pillow in the shape fully of like a cup. So it could potentially hold stuff, but it's just a, it's just a pillow in the shape fully of like a cup. So it could potentially hold stuff, but it's just a cup pillow. I think a knife would be cool. You throw it at people and they'd be like. I want the, is it cake trend, but it's pillows.

I think the toilet is dangerous though. Cause I wouldn't want something that I could accidentally shit in if I wasn't paying attention. You wake up tired and go for a piss. I mean, if you're Jeff, that's most things, right? Yeah. Like you ever do that thing as a kid where you piss in a bin or something, because you just like not you're out of it.

Yeah. Yeah. I've pissed on a toilet seat that had the lid on it before. I threw up on one of those. Yeah. I once pissed on a toilet that not only had the lid down on it, I had my iPad on top of it. It was disastrous. That was an all-time bad one. You pissed on your iPad? Yeah, it was the middle of the night and I was really groggy and I walked into the bathroom.

I just I started peeing and I could tell immediately and I had the, I went down to quickly lift the lid and then I felt tablet and it was just bad. So did you even lift up the iPad or did you just piss right on it? I pissed on the iPad. It was face down. So I pissed on the metal back of the iPad and then it splattered and the seat was down. I just thought it was the seat was up. It was who would have thought that you would have reclaimed piss boy from me in the same episode that I took it. Yeah, really, really crazy, dude. Way to go,

Andrew. Fascinating to watch the piss baton change hands like that. Here's here's a question for you. Do you think storing stuff on the toilet is maybe a bad idea? I think, well, listen, there are negatives to it for sure. I think I was in I think I had a bath and I was probably using the tablet in the bath and put it on the toilet seat when I got out of the bath and then just left it there. He you just there's negatives for sure. No mention of any positives whatsoever. Just I put it. I had to put it somewhere.

The positive is that it's a close surface. It is a it's always within reach generally. But there's poo and you touch the iPad with your fingers and there's poo there. It's going to be the closest side. But that's piss on the back of it. The lid, the seat, the top of the piss on the front of it now. So yeah, the lid, the part that the the hmm. So you put a lid down on a toilet.

Yeah. And there's an upper part of it that is completely uninvolved in anything. The like the tank, the system. Yeah, like well. Oh, you're talking about a bit where you used to keep your headphones. No, with all the toilet paper. Yeah. Okay. So it's ceramic bowl.

Then there's seat. Then there's lid. And the lid has a top and a bottom. The bottom is facing water. That's the danger zone. The top is fine. The top is. Where's the danger zone. The top is fine the top is

Where's the top getting hit well when you when the tops open and you flush the toilet and all the like fecal parts No, you close the lid So you only flush a closed toilet? Yeah, isn't that the point? I mean, I I think a lot of people flush with open I'm not a lot of people I think a lot of people flush with open. Yeah, I'm not a lot of people. I'm not worried about what a lot of people are doing. I close the lid and I flush. I would maybe argue that I make more of an effort to keep that upper area secure

as somebody who places an iPad on it. Also, like phone, what about your phone? You're spitting in your phone You're talking on you touching it with your hand putting my phone. Oh, it is gross. So my point is all this shit is gross What are you getting down to it? It's all disgusting. He's not when you're wiping your ass, right the seats up there's bits of poo and tiny poo particles going all over the place. And it's getting on the seat. You know what, though, Gavin, you're guilty. To defend Andrew a little bit here, you're guilty of doing one of the grossest

things that I think a human can do. And I don't know if you still do it, but you used to all the time. And it drove me crazy. You run around with untied shoelaces. Those shoelaces just flop around on the ground. They would get stepped on. In the past you have. I have seen you walk around with untied shoelaces tons in your old converse back in the day.

Like if I'm just like, I wouldn't leave the house with untied shoelaces. I've seen it. I've seen it at RT. And that's extra icky. No, that's gross. Because then you gotta touch him. I wouldn't. Yeah. And they touch the icky. No, that's gross because then you got to touch him. I wouldn't. Yeah. And they touch the ground and the ground is where poop and pee is. Yeah. Look at look at who is the gross guy.

How the tables have turned. I haven't had shoelaces for like 10 years. I'm just saying. My cat's eat him. I had to go with elastic. The tablet is the worst thing I've pissed on, though, by far. Most regrettable. Did you say that? Or was that it? You know, it was fine. It was fine.

Wash it off. All good. Never dropped the phone in the toilet. It's been close. All right. You don't need to when you piss all over it outside. That's hey, you're right. Right about that. Wow. This is a lot of fun. Just wrap up. We're done.

This is over. We did it. It's over. Oh, my God. At some point in there, we had an episode. It was probably pretty good. Maybe it wasn't. I don't know. I will say that we spent 49 minutes trying to

try to troubleshoot a problem on Eric's computer today that was related to us being able to hear something that we shouldn't have been able to hear. And the reason we could hear it like that, that's fucking crazy. Instead of saying we could hear ourselves because we were watching his screen through Discord, instead of saying it like you listen to porn on my computer somehow. You set that up in such a weird way. You set that up in such a weird way. What's wrong with you? That was nothing nefarious about it.

It was absolutely nefarious. I don't think Gavin did that sound nefarious to you? What? What was that? Where did Gavin go? We lose Gavin Gavin that might be a what a time to what a time to throw to Gavin anyway The point is we're all extra fucking dumb. That wasn't what my note in my phone was about I still don't know why I'm real dumb, but one of the reasons we're all real dumb is because we were trying to tech

Trying to troubleshoot a problem that we were creating in the process of troubleshooting it. And so real stupid, real, real stupid bunch of dummies. So if you're a road caster duo expert, let me know. Thanks for listening, guys. Check out regularly regulatory regulatory check out the regulation pod on Patreon. Check out our video game videos. Check out everything we got going on right now and check out the Gerpler on sale probably

in like late November, Gerple Friday, Gerp Friday. That's probably something. When are we announcing the store address? Where the fuck have you been? Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? We've been like trying to throw to you and you've just like nothing. Oh yeah, I had to piss.

Sometimes I go for an iPad. I didn't piss on the iPad. But chances are, if I sit down to piss because how I do it, someone will say my name and then I go to yell. Wow. Good work. How many times have you pissed without us noticing throughout the history of the show? Probably nine. I don't think I've ever done it. That's insane.

Has anybody else done that? No. It's mainly because while we were troubleshooting Eric's thing for no reason earlier, I just kept drinking. So I think it's really exciting that Gavin got the piss boy thing at the very beginning, handed back the baton to Andrew and then we're ending it with piss rat Gavin. Thank you guys so much for listening to the podcast. We will see you next time. Have a good one. Bye.

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