F**kface - Better Than the Quiz with Balls // Annihilated by Falcons [12]

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about bakers dozen, drinks draft, Andrew's Game of Features, Twisters, Geoff & Eric the falcons, shitter thoughts, stalked by The Cranberries, happy endings, toenail dream, boring dream, ignoring dream Meg, happiest time, 4 day weekend, beat up when you quit, Sea of Thieves fiasco, the sunburn, and a flub draft. Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/face Go to http://regulatreon.com/ Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the regulation podcast. This is number 12, I believe, but it's not in the chat. So let me just scroll up. It is number 12 right there. It's in twice with double covered. Excellent. Great job, everybody. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me, as always, Andrew Payton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, Eric Badoor, this time in Inside Out Order. How's everybody doing?

Dozen in the bag. What? I don't what a dozen episodes. Not yet. Oh, well, this isn't in the bag yet. We haven't completed this one. Now we're still looking for the bag. We're still bagging. We're still bagging. We're close. We're we're almost ready to put the metal bread tie on Bread is next week. That'll be the Baker's dozen

How much is a Baker's dozen? 13 Why do the Baker's got to be special? Why can't they just live by everyone else's does it plumbers doesn't it's a good thing. They're giving you an extra with everything It's like saying breakers are good people. They're giving you an extra with everything. It's like saying breakers are good people They're giving you you know giving the hookup Who's giving me what Bakers they give you it

Something's happened to Andrew's comprehension ability. I think no I'm good. Oh Bakers alright, I didn't Go ahead. No. Yeah, it's been a long day already. Audience, you don't know this, but we recorded an Olympic thing this morning. I felt like I ran a marathon halfway through it. I feel like we deserved, some of us deserved gold medals just for making it through.

And then we recorded a very high energy Let's Play and then took a break. And then now we're back to hit it hard on this episode of the Ray Gage Podcast. Oh yeah. Hard and...hard. It's been a... Just immediately quiet. Like, what happened? Hard. I think it's been a real feisty couple of weeks because we've had...we've had a lot of arguments. The drink draft came out and

The winner the community have gone a certain way with it. I don't know if I agree with it We actually had a big argument about it again yesterday in really yeah last of us If you want my original reaction to the Alex that was everyone's response to drinks draft. Check out Nick's last of us stream VOD. What was surprising to me wasn't just that people sided with Nick. Were the people saying that you were wrong for drafting the way you did? That's what I thought was hilarious. I don't I don't want to get into it again. It now I think that's probably it's a draft. There's a pool of things to pick.

That's right. Here's the thing, Gavin. I think that you were right. I think your draft was good. I think you did a great job. I also think that you are battling against years of what the community thinks and feels about you. And so you are really having to fight your way uphill on something like that.

So I don't say it. I don't deserve it. I'm just saying I don't agree with it. I think you don't deserve it, but I think, okay, I mean either way, I guess it's, there was, there was a lot of, it's like picking coffees, like picking soda. No, it isn't no it isn't. All right, cuz coffee is a thing that grows. It's a bean Soda isn't a thing. Are you saying it's like I'm not saying carbon dioxide. So does just a way of having something Yeah, it's a flavor flavor that's fizzy. Yeah, when people were like, well, what if Andrew drafted soda? And it's like, oh, I think we were pretty specific about how you couldn't do that. And we had to get specific there. And then the coffee thing happened.

And then here we are. You know, I'm over it. I'm over it. Yeah, I can tell. I can tell by the way you're saying I'm over it. But you're definitely over it. You are definitely not going to be over it anytime soon. I got a game, Gavin, if it might make you feel better. You want to turn things around. I got a little I'm going to be honest. The coffee is a guessing game.

It isn't guess the coffee. Not a great audible game. Very visual, but inspired by a game that you made, Gavin. I mean, a lot of sass. This is a game that you made a spin off of it. We tried to determine how, uh, how, how well a person could be detected by their teeth, how known they could be recognizable. And, uh, I wanted to expand on that idea because we did terrible.

We did not do well. What? I'm pretty sure that everyone was right. I think I got everyone right. I didn't really. Why do you think we didn't do well. I'm pretty sure everyone was right. I think I got everyone right. I didn't really Why do you think we didn't do well? Is that just like an assumption? What did you do? What have you done with Andrew and can we have him back? Okay, did you write last night? I slept too well, maybe maybe that's the problem I Woke up today, and yeah, it was a great sleep.

Anyway, maybe we'll do worse than with this one. It's still a game. It's so playable. We did teeth before people say eyes, the vessel to the soul or whatever. I got some eyes. I got some famous eyes for you guys to see if you can recognize famous soul vessels to these eyes. That's the phrase the Who these eyes be that's Jeff

Yeah, that's a famous eyes. No yet. Yeah, Jeff is famous. No, not yeah He's been on he's been on shows like people know who he is. They asked him for autographs Are you saying these aren't us? They are not us. Oh, oh. Remy Malik. Oh, OK. It's not Remy Malik. These are celebrity eyes.

Celebrity eyes. I reckon Jake Gyllenhaal. Oh, wow. You think Remy Malik and Jake Gyllenhaal have similar eyes? Steve Busichami. I like that. Yes, a lot. Holly Shore. I like that as well. Nobody's close.

Um, that's OK, because there are layers to this game. Oh, God. What? You haven't been able to figure out via the eyes. Let's pop in another facial feature. You got some lips to deal with now as well. You got eyes and you got some mouth. Oh, Vin Diesel. I can see it. I didn't know I could see it, but you're right.

It doesn't look like Vin Diesel. It's not this particular image. Looks like the worst Sonic the Hedgehog you could come up I would argue that this is the best Sonic the Hedgehog. Did you by any chance scribble? Why are the eyes cut out in two different ways? Yeah, that's what I hate. I was about to say why did you do that? They're in different places Because I would I took the base photo and then I would go and I'd make it all blue. You didn't just work backwards and just like remove the face and nose and- He did not.

He did the eyes and then he came up with this next idea. He started from scratch every, every one of these ideas. So for those of us who can't see what we're talking about, it looks like by hand he scribbled over the entire rest of the face instead of just cutting the eyes out. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I don't know, do we have, Andrew, do we have more features to see? I don't really have a-

Oh, you sure do. Last but not least- Oh god. We're getting the nose in there as well. Is this the guy from Dexter? No. Do last but not least we're getting the nose in there as well Yeah, it's the guy from Dexter No No, I really thought you guys would get this one. I feel like this is the easiest Not even close nose

Not is it the rock close? No, it's cut out in such a weird way as to disguise too much and differently each time Yeah, the top of that it looks like a shirt Differently each time is fucking me up. Yeah Yeah, and like a big way and like a really big way Okay. Well, it doesn't seem like we're much success. So let's flip this game on its head Now I'm gonna to present the celebrity with only their features covered.

Nothing else covered. What? The reverse of what we've been doing. Oh, it's Verntroyer? Verntroyer! Dude, I don't see. Go back up. Scroll back up and look at those images.

None of them look like Verntroyer, dude. Even knowing that it's Verntroyer, it doesn't actually look like it. No, at all. At all. knowing the hero and Troy it does it at all look like no No, no not at all That last Jeff can that be the thumbnail this last picture it might yeah, it might give up too much But boy, it's a really I don't care haunting photo. Please tell me you've got more of these I don't care. Haunting photo. Please tell me you've got more of these.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I do. I haven't seen the movie Long Legs, but I assume it's like what that last Verne Troyer photo is where you've just scribbled over parts of it. Oh, my God. This is better than the quiz with balls. This is even better than the quiz with balls. Yep. OK, here's the next one. Apologize for our audio. You might want to watch the video of this. If you want to play YouTube, it's on YouTube.

Next set of celebrity eyes. Oh. Nice eyelashes. Is it Richard from Lost? I know it's not Richard from. Well, they're not they're not full enough. The eyelashes are full. I love it. Yes, though. Yeah, yeah, I like I like where you're thinking.

I like I like where your head's at. Is it from Lost? No. Jack from Lost. No, it was not on Lost. OK, are you sure? Are they in Star Wars? It looks like the Death Star in their eyes in the reflection.

I don't think they were in Star Wars, but if you would tell if you would tell me that they were. OK, sure, I can see it. I think this is going to be a reveal to a picture that has the face covered anyway, like Zorro. Yeah, now, now here's what I'll say. I can't wait to see what is covered up differently in the next photo. So why don't we go ahead and see the nose? OK, let's see the we're going to include the nose in one second.

I'm just I was. Well, no, we're not including those. We're doing lips lips next. Oh, sorry. Right. Yeah. Lips lips next order. He scribbled it all wrong and different again. This is eyes are so different. It's right. It looks like a puzzle piece. Same eyes.

Is this a movie star? It's a movie star. Is that Felicity Jones? No, it's a man. Oh, it's a man. Sweet. It's a man. Is it Denzel Washington? Nope.

I think he's too white for that. White man. Yeah. Is he? I don't know. Why don't we check out the nose and we can really You guys don't get the nose then you have no hope I feel like the nose gives away a lot Andrew I have I have to have you know that how bad this is. Oh, it's Matthew

this now see how See how this is like a great cutout of him, but it also makes him look like a superhero. Okay. Jesus fucking Christ. Hey, hey, Jeff. I think that made an angel with the wings. Yeah. Vern Troy was a t-shirt. This is an angel. Yeah. Jeff. I take back what I said. Can this Matthew McConaughey picture be the fucking insane? I got one more. Oh, I love it. Please. I love it. Wrap this game up. Sorry, audio only listeners. You should really pop in.

Check out the Instagram. I'll have I'll post it all. Okay, here we go. Here's the first the eyes. Who's that celebrity? The eyes have it. Oh, oh, Jesse Plemons. Wow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Is it Bradley Cooper? No. Fuck! All of these people have been in the same movie together.

What? Oh, they have? Okay. Let's see the next... Let's see the lips, I guess. You wanna see them lips? Show me them lips. What them lips do?

What them lips do? What the fuck? Gavin, did this help you at all? Matt Damon. Jesse Plemons. I it's so clear to me. I can see it very clear. You put it together.

Of course, you see. It's not Jesse Plemons. You're really hung up on Jesse Plemons. All I'm seeing is the Plemmeister. Leonardo DiCaprio. It's Leonardo DiCaprio. Eric's got it. Yeah, he can see them lips.

If you squint and look at it sideways and then he said all these people are in a moot, like Matthew McConaughey and Leonardo DiCaprio and Wolf of Wall Street, right? Like that's where your head was? I just said that to be like create a fun fact that wasn't real. I just, cause I'm Troyer, I don't think

it's been in anything. Oh. So that was the only reason I guess Leonardo DiCaprio right Okay, yeah, yeah easy yeah, it's clearly leo. Yeah Now let's see his face cut out. Yeah, let me I just got to save these images. Mm-hmm Are you scribbling on the fly? Wait? What no?

It's a well. I I'm Gavin, the phone Gavin sent me. So when I did this, it was on the Ubi Digibison. Did you 3D scan your head yet? No, not yet. No, he does. Does he have an app for it? Oh, it's scary. Download the app. Yeah. Look at it. He's all bumpy. Andrew, your celebrity game of features is fantastic.

This is a great. Well, I'm more for everyone anymore Yeah, yeah, I I was fan of it. I liked it How do you feel now Gavin you feel better? Oh Yeah, do it there we go look at that that was the goal that's what I was hoping for great game How's everybody else doing you You guys saw Twisters. You gave me some money. Ugh. Jesus Christ. Why do you all hate Twisters?

There were some people I know who said Twisters was like fun and was good. No, they didn't. Yeah. Are they people that you respect? Not anymore. Yeah, stop. That thing was a giant spinning piece of turd. What? What? One is my wife.

She liked that movie? Yeah, can you believe that? Oh my lord. But, does she like the original? Uh, yeah, she is my wife. She liked that movie? Yeah, can you believe that? But does she like the original? Yeah, she loves the original. There's no way you can love the original and then love that. What I said. It was so offensively bad in so many ways. I can't believe that there's no kiss.

There's no physical touch in that movie. It's crazy. Their best friend, who's the guy from the Jim Beam commercials, joins the military, is in for five years and leaves with government prototype satellite imaging technology that he gets to keep. I was also in the army for exactly five years. I got a blanket. I got to keep a blanket and some old clothes. That is such fucking bullshit.

I don't see what your inability to get stuff has to do with him. That sounds like a you problem. The CG is now the point where you could make weather look flawless. Like it could be as realistic as you want. And I don't know how it looked worse than the original. I feel the same way. Also, the whole idea

that we're going to take pictures of it from the outside and that's going to be better than the thing we did in the last movie where we just put a thousand balls inside it and map the entirety of the fucking thing. Like the premise from the get go was like, oh, well, that's stupid. They already did this better in the first movie. That's not an improvement. We're going to bullet time it like it's the Matrix.

It only referenced the original movie by negating all of their work. Yes. Yeah. My my knock on it isn't even the like, here's what was presented, isn't this a bad movie? It's a summer blockbuster and I'm not trying to like hold out much hope for it being like spectacular or really even competent. But the fact that there are so many missing parts in it and it's missing, the thing you remember from Twister

is the cow flying and them tying to the pole, like the pipes or whatever. Nobody leaves the ground in this movie. Like, like. Well, her boyfriend does. Yeah, it's just people. At the very beginning it happens. And then every, and then the rest of the movie

is spent inside of cars and everyone's racing to get to a Twister first for whatever reason. My problem with it is that there's no memorable action through like the whole thing. And also I've talked ad nauseam about, with Gavin and Jeff about this. The fact that there's no dog in this movie is like fucking insane.

I mean, they weren't looking for one. It's crazy. It's crazy that there's not a dog that hangs out with Glenn Powell that has like a little scarf and then he's like buddies with the people in the Winnebago thing. Like that, that dog, Eric, you're not only are you right. That dog, the absence of that dog cost them $40 million.

That's a $40 million dog. I think people, you could have sold, you could have sold the dog plush. People would have talked about the funny dog. It would have been great. Replace the meth-y drone pilot with a dog and let the dog fly the drone. That's 60 million right there. Give the dog something to do, 60 million.

They just at no point could figure out the rules of their own twisters. It was so arbitrary at what range from the twister something would get picked up and sucked up. It was whatever they decided. It made absolutely no sense. So that's twisters. And when he's driving and he's like, here's what we're doing.

The scarecrow goes over here, the tin man, and he had like a pre-rendered visualization on his car about what was happening. Mental. Also, they spend the whole movie racing to get to a tornado that winning that race doesn't matter at any point to what they're trying to do. They just need to get there. They're always like trying to run each other off the road when they're getting to the same place.

They're like, no, we got to get there first. It's like, so why? You both get into the road when they're getting to the same place. You'd be like, no, we gotta get there first. It's like, so why? You both get into the same fucking place and you're not leaving immediately. You're going to be there for an hour until you die. You might as well. Like, there's no fucking hurry. I like to sometimes picture what would happen during the credits, like if the filming continued. After a movie. And I think all that would happen in this one is that Glenn Powell would be taken away in handcuffs. Just fully committing a felony, I assume, right at the end there. Really, really just, I mean, Paul Scheer, great cameo from, from human giant and how

did this get made and everything else? A big Paul Scheer fan. And he keeps telling him to move his car. And I don't know why that's him. I don't know why he's in that movie. Really bizarre cameo. Really, and honestly, the only cameo in like the whole movie. That's when you find out that like one of the producers is his brother-in-law or something.

Yeah, oh yeah. And they asked him to be in it and he's like, yeah. It's definitely a guy who's just like a fan. Who's just like, you want to be in this? Okay. His bit did make me laugh. Well, he's in it cuz his mom was right Is that the whole thing with him? You didn't see that thing of like his mom was a background extra in the first one and she was pregnant with him Are you serious? How would she be pregnant with him in 1994 or whatever? Yeah, what are you talking about? I don't listen. I just the TikTok or whatever. I don't know.

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Are we done yelling about twisters? I actually have something to share. Yeah, sure. I got a message the other day from 1976. He was born in. I got a message. It's Paul Scheer from 1994. He's one year younger than me. He's 48.

It was weird that his mother was pregnant when he was 20 years old. I got a message from a guy named Archie and he's like, hey, my girlfriend Kira is going to message you. She has something for the show. And I just, as soon as she messaged me, she said, Hey, Eric. And I just sent her the PO Box number and I went like that should probably take care of this. And she said, Actually, I have something else.

I thought you'd like to meet these two guys. Let me send a couple of images here. Thought you'd like to meet these two guys because I do agree. I think we do want to meet them. Is it Leonardo DiCaprio still? No. The one on the perch and with me, I can send a picture of her as well. The one on the perch is Jeff. The baby with the fluffy head is Eric. I will say Jeff was very intrigued by an apple and it was very cute. Big fan of the podcast. Here she works at a sanctuary for falcons.

She works at a sanctuary for falcons. And this is Jeff. Oh, that's my spirit animal. That's amazing. She's in Yorkshire and this is, these are actual Falcons named Jeff and Eric. That's crazy. Jeff is beautiful. So there was already a Jeff and then there's a new baby and they named it Eric.

The Falcon that laid those eggs was actually in the day after tomorrow as an extra. Fun fact about that Falcon. But there you go. Kira, thank you so much for sending in Falcon news. So we are truly protected by Falcons. I love that first picture of Jeff the Falcon on a perch next to an apple that really embodies. To me, it really embodies the whole podcast. Yeah. Wow. What a what a majestic creature. That's beautiful. Is that crazy? Yeah. Didn't Falcons take down the whole world recently?

Wasn't that bug? They the what the the the all computers blue screened cloud strike bug. Yeah, isn't wasn't the update they tried to push that shut everything down called Falcon. Oh, yeah, it was something Falcon, wasn't it? I think it was something Falcon. I think the Falcon it was all of the computers. The crowd strike Falcon content update. Yeah, yeah.

Annihilated by Falcons. Next. Wow. Annihilated by Falcon. What a cool way to go out. I want Annihilated by Falcons. Wow. Annihilated by Falcons. What a cool way to go out. I want to be annihilated by Falcons. Wow. That's so cool. That's but yeah, I just wanted to share that. Thank you, Kira, for sending us Falcons named Jeff and Eric,

which I think is really fantastic stuff. Awesome. That is awesome. If you don't mind, I have to, one really quick little thing that I'm, and then a brief little story, and then I'm tapped out for the week. Tapped out? That's not true, I have a million things, but I know everybody's got stuff to talk about.

I demoed this on the Last of Us livestream yesterday, so Nick and Gavin are aware of it, but I landed on a new idea for a little mini segment in the podcast. You know how we have like Gavin's life hacks that whenever somebody keys in on one, we bring it up, we talk about it. Well, I was thinking about that that subreddit on Reddit shower thoughts and how you're like you're taking a shower and then you think like

you have like a dumb incisive thought or I don't think you need to explain the premise of a shower thought. Oh, OK. Well, you know, I can never tell. Yeah. Shut up, Jeff. I'm thought. Oh, okay. Well, you know, I can never tell yeah, shut up Jeff In the name and uh, I Guess that's true Well, it this is also in the name too I had an interesting thought while I was taking a dump two days ago And I decided that I would like to birth to the podcast into the world shitter thoughts

That's when you're sitting on the toilet, playing on your phone or whatever, you got your shit and shades on because you're looking real cool, and then you have like an interesting thought, right? Like for instance, I'll debut it with my interesting, my first shitter thought, and I assume you guys will come back

with shitter thoughts in the future. I have one. I also have one. I use a toilet scrubber more times a day than I use a fork That's insane. That can't be true. What the fuck? Yeah, I was thinking about it I use a toilet scrubber three to four times a day right now since since Detroit It just hasn't stopped, but I probably only use a fork twice a day. Now

I'm confused by this because I always assumed that your shits were just as liquid as Shit, and I don't know why all the liquid is sticking to the bowl I just I've been having real bad explosive shits and a lot. Oh, so it's like yeah So it's like spraying up high as terrible They're like a lot of them a lot of it is getting like it's above the clean line. You know yeah Yeah But it's definitely like probably three or four times a day I got that toilet scrubber on my hand that I'm like, holy shit, man, I don't use it.

I don't put anything in my mouth this many times. You start to realize what tools are actually important to you in your life. In a similar shit of thought, I realized yesterday that the bar I got drunk at the most was the off topic set. Like I've been drinking in a lot of bars, but the place that I frequented the most to get drunk at was work. And I just thought that was pretty weird. That's very funny shit or thought. Thanks for sharing that, Gavin. That's a great one. Anyway, so if anybody ever has a shit or thought, feel free to share it. The other thing I have is a little story

I wanna tell you guys of something that truly bizarre that happened to me. The other day I was driving home from somewhere and it was dusk and nobody was home. I was driving, I was gonna come home to an empty house. And I pulled up into my driveway and I just like, as I was getting out of the car, it was one of those days where it was like somehow 80 degrees at 7 p.m.

and it was just breezy and nice and you're like, I don't want to. I just didn't want to go inside. And I thought, oh, I could go for a bike ride. And I was like, I don't want to pull my bike out. And I'm not sure charge enough because I went already once today. And, you know, it just seems like a hassle. So I'm just going to I'm just going to walk out of my car and not even go into my house, just turn around and hit the sidewalk

and take a left and go for a walk. And right as I did that, I think what would have happened is I would have got about five feet and realized, oh, I don't have headphones. This is going to be a boring walk. I need to turn around and go get headphones. But I was distracted because like four or five steps in, all of a sudden out of nowhere, I hear zombie by the cranberries and it like really slow like quietly and then it gets louder and louder and I turn around and there's a guy on a bicycle who's got like a like a beats boombox type thing and is in a little basket on the front

and it's playing blaring zombie by the cranberries and glad I made that flood. And he just zips past me and keeps going down the road. And so I hear zombie really loud and then it gets kind of quieter and quieter and then it disappears. And I just think it's fucking funny that I heard zombie out of nowhere like that. And this guy was just like, he's like a young dude, looked like about 25,

just blaring it. And at this point I'm like blocks away and I'm thinking about that so I'm not realizing that I don't have my headphones in. Because if I had my headphones, none of this happens. And so I go a little bit further and as I'm maybe two or three blocks down the road, I hear Zombie again and I look up

and he's coming back at me. And I'm like, and he just goes back by me like in reverse and I was like, oh, he must've dropped something off or went back the other way. And I was thinking, that's a long song. Like, you don't realize how long that song must be, but that's been playing for a while. And I keep walking, and at this point,

at some somewhere around here, I realize I don't have my headphones, but I'm five or six blocks from home at this point, and I'm already into the walk. So I'm like, oh, I just, you know, be alone with my thoughts. And then as I'm walking, to the left of me, very faintly, I hear zombie playing.

And as I walk, it follows me. And I realize the guy's riding around the neighborhood still listening to zombie play, listen to zombie. And he and he's just somewhere near me, but I can't tell where. And I go right to get away from it because I'm like, that's enough fucking cranberries for me. And it goes away. And then like two minutes later, I it because I'm like that's enough fucking cranberries for me And it goes away and then like two minutes later I hear it again But it's in a different side of me and I'm starting it's starting to give the effect that this guy's circling me while listening to The cranberries and I'm like surely the song is on repeat because it would have ended by now

And so I just start I start to get a little annoyed and I start changing up the way I'm walking So even I don't know where I'm going, right? And I just try to get far and far away and I'll get away from it for a while. And then every once in a while I'll hear it. And then it'll get really loud. And I'm like, this motherfucker's right on top of me. And I'm like looking for him.

And I stop and I'm looking to see where he goes. And he never, and I never see him. He never quite comes into my view. He's always like a block away. And then he gets quiet again, quiet again. And it has the effect of like, when you read stories about how people camp like in the Appalachians at night,

and they hear a voice right outside their camp going, help. And then it'll like circle the camp and get close and then get far away. And they're trying to draw you out of the tent. And they always say like, that's the succubus or whatever, stay in your tent. It felt like that.

It felt like I was being taunted and stalked by the cranberries. And I walked for 45 minutes. And the longest it left me alone was about 12 minutes. The rest of the time, there were the fucking cranberries were playing zombie somewhere in the periphery around me. Until like maybe the last five minutes

when I got kind of close to home, I didn't hear it anymore. But it was the fucking freakiest thing I've ever experienced and it got me thinking Have you guys ever been stalked by a song before because I got stalked for 45 fucking minutes by dead Dolores Reardon and the cranberries and it was weird I have so many questions. Um So you never saw the guy again? I only saw him twice I saw him the first time he rode by me and then when he came back by me at the very beginning

in the first like 15 minutes. Was there any interaction with the guy when he went by? No, I didn't make eye contact with him or anything. He wasn't looking at me. He wasn't concerned with me at all. He was just like riding down the road listening to the Cranberries. Do you think like the sink on his iPod got interrupted or something? He only had one song? Well, we're in that sink on his iPod got interrupted or something? He only had one song or weird than that.

He had an iPod. I don't fucking know, but it is such a dude. I mean, if you think about it, it is such a it is such a move to listen to one song in public for an hour loudly, you know? And then it's also like that's a statement, right? Or what kind of person only wants to listen to one song over and over and over again? And I am sorry, I like the Cranberries. I am of that era.

I saw them perform at Liberty Lunch live in like 1997. Yeah, 1997. I consider myself a Cranberries fan. I, it was, that dude listened to that song more times in 45 minutes than I've listened to it in 30 years. There's all kinds of weirdness surrounding this. There was a time in the UK, I think in the 80s or something, where one of the radio DJs lost his mind and started just playing the same song over and over again. Maybe that was happening. He was just on the radio. It might have been or it's like some some glitch in the matrix,

but it was fucking weird. And now and had I had my headphones, I never would have heard it. I never would have noticed that I would have just been listening to music or a podcast, you know, and it was only because he it was. That's the weird thing, too. It's only because he lulled me far enough away from my house with the cranberries where I realized I was too far to turn around and go back to get my headphones that I even like he created this scenario that then I was trapped in really bizarre. Who has heard one song more often Mick Jagger or like a 15 year ice cream truck driver?

Oh, ice cream. 15 year ice cream truck driver. Oh, ice cream truck driver. You think you think so? I'm trying to think of like a long lasting band that would that's like played hits for a very long amount of time up against a profession in which you hear one song over and over again because it's seasonal, right? What's nice? I mean, is anyone an ice cream man for?

Yeah, their entire life? Somebody has to have been Family business when I was a kid in Alabama The ice cream truck would come by the house all the time and my grandma would never let me go Because she said that the ice cream man sold drugs and so ice cream guy the ice cream truck was something I saw on TV And out my window, but I didn't experience for a couple years man. It was rough And I think I didn't get ice cream or drugs What a waste

That's a really weird thing Jeff yeah, just a weird fucking story I know it's like so many things I wouldn't have done like normally I would have had my bike That's a really weird thing, Jeff. Yeah, just a weird fucking story. And it's like so many things I wouldn't have done. Like normally I would have had my bike. Normally I would have had headphones. Even if I'd gone for a walk, I would have had headphones. It was just something about the time of day and it being magic hour and nobody being home. And then it was just like, it was just so weird.

And I just kept thinking like, how could this guy still be listening to this song? Like, how is it physically possible that he's only changing? No, he's just like listen. He's blaring it like it sounded like on knows what for you is Oh, yeah, and the volumes changing because he's getting further and further away And I just like it was just so weird right thought like alright I'm not gonna hear anymore surely I won't hear anymore, and you're like alright Is he fucking with me is he am I imagining it am I am I you try to? Make yourself that you're imagining it, and then you're like, no, no, I'm definitely, it's loud. I'm definitely hearing, you know, it's like, it was just fucking...

Were you definitely making progress throughout the walk or could it have been a time loop? No, I was making progress. I was just walking through my neighborhood. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, I've got no answers for that. Yeah, it's weird. It was just that guy and I, the real answer is that guy and I were just synced up, you know, like he was just going for an evening bike ride and I was going for an evening walk and we just were crossing paths a lot. And he is, you know, mentally ill and only knows one song. Well, it's really funny about that is to him. This is a nod story, which I think is great.

There's another half to this that is so unmemorable. He will not tell anybody for him. He was just dead on a bike ride. This only even though we were both there, this only happened to one of us. Yeah. This is not a shared experience in any. No, not at all. That's what we're going to say, Gavin. Sorry. I don't know.

I assumed you were going to pivot topics. What just wrote real quick and then you guys can pivot topics the entire time Jeff was telling that story. I was watching the last three outs of the Padres game where we just threw our second no hitter ever. So I'm I'm listening to Jeff's tell this story about being stalked by a song. And I have my headphones on. I'm watching a screen and I'm pacing around the room.

Just got, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh my God. That was crazy. Wow. Who threw it? Dylan Cease. He's the second Padre to ever do it. Yeah, huge.

The last time was 2021. Nuts. I think I have a Dylan Cease RPA actually. That's cool. Yeah, he was a white sock for a long time. Yeah. But now Gavin, why don't you take us away with your next fun story? How do happy endings work?

OK, what do you mean? Like an Andrew? Why don't you take us away? Well, no, my kind of my thing would relate to that. So let's go through Gavin's. What what do you mean? Well, justically or when I mean, I've never I've never been to a place that offers it, right? That you're aware of. Well, that's true. But do you know it's coming?

Or, like, do you ask for it at the beginning? I think something's coming, yeah. You do? I mean, someone does. I just said, I think something's coming, but I don't know how it works. Nick, why don't you go ahead and give us a breakdown? Uh... I think it's insane to assume. Well, I just think if I sat down, it was like, yeah, all right, you've ordered the 90 minute signature massage with a happy ending. I'd be like, I don't think

I would enjoy any of the massage. I would just be waiting for the...'d be because you've got you know, there's no clock So I'd be like if she's if she's like turning me over or like moving on to different I was like, oh god, is this the is this the happy? No, I think the whole experience would be miserable Hey, I hate what you've done. You just accidentally ruined some food for me ruined some food for me. That's horrendous. I've never thought about the idea of the happy ending being on the menu of like the stone massage with a happy ending as a side. A lot of the Japanese places in my area

refer to their deep fried sushi rolls as happy. That is the qualifier. So like happy California roll. Happy this roll. Happy teriyaki roll. Happy tug job roll. Yeah. Whenever I see that on a menu now, I'm going to just think it come, which is not in my head when I'm going to have food.

Yeah, I realized that I would only I think I would only be able to enjoy it if it was offered. At right at the end, right before it happened. Oh, but well. But this is insane. Let's throw let's let's say that this is on the menu. Let's say that this is a thing that the person has checked off that they want It comes at the end right? That's the whole point. No, that's the end of it

Why would you be stressed in that scenario? That's like saying you're stressed about eating dinner because you know there's a really good dessert at the end Yeah, it's like saying that you're stressed watching a movie going. This is going to is this the end? Is it about the end? I know. I think it freaked me out. I would be freaked out for way different reasons. I would be self-conscious. I would feel like I was going to get in trouble with somebody. I would feel like my mom would find out.

I would feel like the person doing it secretly hated it and was grossed out by me or was like, oh, what a disgusting wiener this loser has. I would be so self-conscious about me and the whole process and feel like I was doing something wrong Even if I ordered it off a menu and you know what I mean? I would say yeah Yeah, I'd know I'd go to the back saying everything is above board. It's legal. Everyone's consensual. It's all good It's on the menu. I would stay just do I don't I'd be like I'm not very hungry this here's the menu in a million years. I could never do it. Yeah, I

Just feel like just the normal please so you'd want it surprised. I'll just have a regular ending, please Yeah, I'd have to go for the regular ending unless it was unless they just what you know Sometimes you get a haircut and they just trim your eyebrows No, no, I don't you know, that's never 29 years living never had that happen You're saying they trim your Trim your eyebrows. Is that what you said? eyebrows What yeah my guy would just

I'll just go down to the eyebrows. I think it happened to Gus once too Well fucking Gus needs it. It should happen to Gus more than once I've never I've never had my eyebrows trimmed. Then you ain't lived. I guess not. Is it is it nice? Do you like it? No, but it's not it's not expected.

It just happens because because if if he said at the beginning, Oh, yeah, I'll shorten up the back and sides and all that. I'll give you a little bit on top and then I'll go for your eyebrows. I'd be like, no, don't worry about the eyebrows. But because he just does it, I'm just like, OK. I've yeah. Is this something multiple barbers have done to you or is it just your current guy? Just my current guy. Interesting. OK.

But I don't think my eyebrows were as out of control when I didn't have this guy. Got it. It's an age thing. I got it. Yeah. I think it's so much worse, the scenario you're describing for the happy ending. In what way? I the idea of it being a surprise makes it so much more stressful to me. How can it be stressful? Well, having the scenario in which you could be asked.

Oh, like the plausibility. Yeah, like coming in that you have the thing that Gavin is wanting in his world would be so much worse to me than it being a choice at the beginning. You can opt in or out of. I mean, I don't want this. Oh, seems like that's fine. No one's saying you. I'm just you're bringing up a scenario in which it was possible.

And in your world of it being a yes, you saying it was more stressful knowing it's eventually coming as opposed to coming later. Yeah. Yeah, I think I just haven't lived a sleazy enough lifestyle to know anything about that kind of thing. But I am fascinated by it. You know, so do you, when you go into a massage place, do you say this, this isn't one of them tug job operations? You just come out front, no happiness here. Am I right? And then you wink at him. Well, I believe you're like, give me the Robert Kraft wink wink. I mean, that's not places here that do it right.

I assume like when I'm picturing this happen, it's like Thailand or something. No, I have no idea. I don't think any of us are an authority on this. I'd assume it's more widespread than you think. But once again, really not an authority on this. And anyway, I'm purely guessing. Nick says under the table. I like the idea of being creepy for like being creepy in the reverse way of not wanting the creepy thing.

Like coming in a blatantly be like, as I say, like no tug jobs in here. Am I right? Like, let's no no tugs allowed. Like, just just to be clear, I'm not no tug jobs in here my right like let's know no tugs allowed like just just to be clear I'm not getting tugged off Yeah, I Would hate it if anyone just started jerking me off out of nowhere Oh, it would make me so mad if that happened. I would give this less than three stars on Yelp If there's any touching in that area. I would hate it if someone offered to tug off my perfectly normal and clean penis.

Someone just like walks out of the room after getting a massage. Hey, they didn't ask to get tugged, did they? They want to make sure. the room after getting a massage. Hey, they didn't ask to get tugged, did they? Wanna make sure. Police in this place. Oh man, this is great. Hands above the table. And this is just what you think of all the time, Gavin? Is that what happened?

I'm giving one of my shit thoughts. My shit thoughts. I think I had a toenail dream the other night. Oh god. Fucking disgusting. I know, the other day toenail dream the other night. Oh, God. Fucking disgusting. Yeah. I know. The other day, I remembered the other day I went to cut my toenails and I was like,

oh, I need to cut my toenails. And my, my, my, specifically my big toe on my right foot. And I went to cut it and it didn't need to be cut. But I distinctly remembered, like, my toe and my shoe and bugging me and then touching it and going like, oh, I need to cut my toenail. My toenail's too big. But that must have never happened because my toenail didn't need to be cut. So did I have a dream that I needed to cut my toenails?

And if so, is that where I am in life where I can't tell the difference? My dreams are so boring, I can't tell the difference if they're real or not because they're that mundane. Maybe you're just living like your dream lifestyle and you can't imagine anything better than this? I don't know, but I definitely didn't need to cut my toenail, but I definitely remembered needing to cut my toenail, so it must have been a dream. I had a terrible dream the other night in a hotel where I was once again just dreaming through my eyes. Like I was dreaming about the room. I was dreaming about me just lying in bed and I was like, I'm doing this just boring

dream thing again and I could figure it out because I looked at the time and I couldn't read the time. I was like, oh, I'm dreaming again. And then suddenly Meg walked into the hotel room and I just turned over and didn't listen to her because I was like, I don't want to talk to the dream version. I want the real version. This dream version of Meg isn't real. That's what you dream about. You dream about ignoring Meg? Why? Ignoring the dream of her.

I wanted the real her, not the fake one. I don't want my mind's version of her. I didn't even, I didn't even let her get her word out. She came in to tell me something and I just turned over It was so important to probably What do you think the happiest time is in the 24 hour clock? 501 p.m. 501 yeah, it's got it's got to be some moment after work that yeah, yeah, right as soon as works over It's gotta be somewhere I'm gonna have to work. Yeah, right as soon as work's over.

Yeah, because we have cool jobs, but from like, for most of my life, 5.01 p.m. You're right, yeah, like the minute work ends, is typically in my past. The greatest minute of the week is 5.01 p.m. on Friday. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, especially if you're already done and you see that clock, you've been, you've fucking ducked out two hours ago and you look at the clock and you see five a one

and you go, I made it out. I escaped two hours early. I got a head fucking start. I just cheated two hours out of life. Yeah, it's the best. Oh, I feel so good right now. Just the fucking best feeling. When you just work a dogshit job and you go

Oh, I got away with it and now I'm done for a couple days And this is the exact moment what is when it's the largest amount of time between now and I got to do it again That is it. Maybe every Friday when we're streaming on Twitch. We should celebrate 501. No, we can't because it's not It's not the same. This is I enjoy this work. What do you mean? Enjoy this job. Oh, yeah, we're lucky. No, we're celebrating it for everyone else.

Yeah, we're like, we're like, we're like raising a glass. Yeah. Oh, man. We're like, I like that. We're giving it up to everyone who had to listen to their boss. God, we're saying, hell yeah, dude, you're done. We're a Coors commercial. Oh, yeah. OK. I support that.

Here's to you, Mr. Five. Can I add a cherry to this experience? That's I'm excited. I'm just thinking about this. Oh, yeah. At the cherry. It's a three day weekend. It's a long weekend. It's a Friday going into a three day.

Oh, man. Better. Well, there was one cool thing that they did in the army that I got to give them credit for that I always thought was so bad ass. There was a rule when I was a. Yeah, well, there's two cool things they did in the army that I got to give them credit for. One is obviously nukes. The second one is there was a policy when I was at Fort Hood. I don't know if it was army wide, but it was when I was there

that every three day weekend was a four day weekend. And so if you got Friday or Monday off, they gave you the other day off to. That's amazing. Yeah, that's awesome. It was so fucking cool. That should be worldwide like that. There's no reason we should only be working four days anyway. But like, dude, every three day weekend should be a four day weekend. You should tell your boss to go fuck himself.

And then that rocks. It is amazing how far that goes too. Like you will put up with a lot of being at PT at 6 a.m. when you know there's a four day weekend coming up two weeks from now or three weeks from now. It's fucking, that's like, it's like gold in your hand, man. Absolutely. Fuck.

Andrew, what job did you have where you were excited to clock off at 5 o' one? I was working a warehouse. Oh, what job did you have where you were excited to clock off at five? Oh, one. I was working a warehouse. Oh, the one where you get a person in an electrical warehouse that I had. Yeah. Yeah. It's exhausting. Your packaging. Was it a tiring job or you just constantly looking at the clock? Oh, physically so exhausting.

So tired. It was I only ended up working there for like three months, but I would wake up at five a.m. Get there by six. And then as soon as I left, I would play games for like two hours and then I'd fall asleep at eight p.m. every day. Yeah, just zero. I had zero life outside of the weekend. It was just, yeah, draining.

Yeah, there are a lot of jobs out there that prevent regular living. Yes. I'm just I can see now I have specific memory of don't stop believing was playing on the radio in the warehouse, walking out on a Friday long weekend. Oh, great feeling. Great feeling. Did you ever work jobs where on your last day people would beat the shit out of you? What the fuck?

Yeah, Nick, you ever do that? I know this story and no, we did shit kind of like that in the army, but not really, no. Explain what happened? Oh, well the supermarket worked at waitress on the On the last day of everyone's job. They would just get Like rotten food and shit slung them thrown in On my last day I tried to sneak out before it happened so I like tried to leave like 20 minutes early and uh People got ahead of me. They were one step ahead of me the whole time. I got picked up and thrown in one of the skips

Yeah, and then pelted with fish guts. Oh God and eggs and they told them they do that to everybody It's not just you. That's the lie they told you? I did see it happen to other people. Oh my god. Oh man, that's brutal. Yeah, that didn't happen to me. They like to do like tough guy shit in the army, but not like that.

That's funny. Speaking of good feelings, I played Sea of Thieves the other night. And I had another moment where I was trying to wrap up because it's the end of a season and I wanted a specific thing in their battle pass and is is a little I need to like two levels in a night, essentially. So it's trying to maximize it.

And there are these specific forts that give a lot of loot. It's the same thing I think I talked about last time I talked about sea of thieves. And so I went to one because I figured I'd be able to get a good chunk of XP. And there was a boat there already. And I looked at him from a distance from my telescope and it was like, this is who's captaining it. And they're like, faction is leave me alone. And I thought, that's great.

I don't they don't want to be fucked with. I don't want to fuck with anybody. I'm just trying to get some XP. Let's make an alliance. Let's be friends. We can share this. So I was like very clear communicating in game like, hey, friendly, friendly. Let's truce alliance. And they immediately started shooting me with cannibals.

And so I moved on. But they followed me and I was like, I'm going to give this one last try. I'm going to be just painfully obvious that I am friendly. And so I do it again and they start heading towards me. I drop anchor. I raise my sails. I'm not a threat and I play in music and they decide to sink me anyway. And I have nothing. I have nothing in my boat. There's no reason for them to do this.

So I decide I'm going to try to fuck with them, try to get revenge. And so I respawn. I end up on an island with a rowboat and I just I see that skull in the sky and I'm rowboating as hard as I can. And I know last time I had one of these type of things happen, Gavin, you brought up the footage of it. I started recording at this point. I have some clips of the stuff before I started recording.

I'm rowboating. I get pretty close, but I don't want to get too close because I don't want them to know that there's a rowboat. So I get out and I swim and I see they're fighting the final boss for it, which is like this is perfect. They're going to be so distracted. I sneak up on their boat. The problem is their ship is painted completely black

and I am dressed in brown to like blend in in wood. And I start panicking. So I run into the bottom and I go through their clothing chests and I put on as many black pieces of clothing as I can. So I can stuff up. But I'm like freaking out because it's like, oh, they're going to die and respond and see me. Oh, fuck. So I'm rushing.

I get all my black clothes on. I lay down in my hiding spot and I have a perfect view of everything. It is great. I'm just watching. I get credit for beating the fort. I get that XP I was looking for. And like last time, my plan is I'm just watching. I get credit for beating the fort. I get that XP I was looking for. And like last time, my plan is I'm just going to wait until they have that gunpowder keg that will blow up their whole ship.

And then I'm going to light it on fire. And we're just going to wait. And this is what these fuckers get. We could have all shared the loot. It could have been all good, but they had to be assholes. So now nobody's going to get any of the treasure. And so I'm just laying there and they're stacking. They're going back and forth. They're grabbing the loot.

They're putting it in a position to harpoon it to make it easier. And they're going back and forth. And then all of a sudden they start like telescoping constantly. And like, are they looking for me? Like they knew that they fought me. This is kind of weird. And they're looking at my general area. So now I'm getting paranoid of like, do they see me on the boat?

Because they're really good. They're very accurate. So it's like they've clearly played a lot. And I don't know what's going on. So I start scanning. I see I can't see the robot in the distance. I feel pretty good. I think they would attack me if I was there.

So they must. They're just being cautious. I chalk it up to them being paranoid and just kind of hanging out. And then one of them runs and starts swimming on their ship and they get into the ship and they're like getting ready to raise anchor and all that to move to get the loot. And then a second sloop comes by, but there's no reaction by them. They're in game chat so I can hear them whatever they're around talking. So they're they're moving their ship and then the second sleep

and I'm like, these motherfuck, how are they? They like know each other and they're on the same server. What's going on? And then all of a sudden I hear in the distance, there's somebody on our boat. It was it was not them. The guy on the boat was a third party that was also, I guess, camping the scenario out, but didn't know that I guy on the boat was a third party that was also, I guess, camping the

scenario out, but didn't know that I was on the boat already. So they start trying to steal the boat and going away. They a bomb goes off on the ship. It like explode. I don't know if a cannon hits us or what, but I get launched off the ship with the guy that was trying to hijack it. I swim away. The hijacker snipes at me thinking I'm one of them has no clue that I'm just a third party that is observing this. I run and I hide. They kill the guy that was hijacking.

The other boat goes away. And I can hear them on comms the whole time. Be like, even if they would have got us, we buried the treasure that we cared most about. So we're fine. Let's dig this up. Let's get out of here. And I'm just watching them with a little gunpowder barrel in my hand.

And the guy's like, fuck that. Let's just leave. Let's go. And the guy said, no, we are not leaving without this. If you leave without this, I'm swimming it to the outpost myself. We are not going without this thing. So he digs it up and he brings it in. And I could just hear them talking while I'm getting closer

of my gunpowder barrel of them being like, OK, now let's go. Now we can leave. And I swam underneath their boat. I let go of the gunpowder barrel and it floats up and it hits the bottom. And their boat must have been filled with explosives 90% of my health goes away and just flames launch out the boat it Immediately sinks and I can just keep yelling at his friend. I told you we should have left. I told you They're dead it sinks I go on their boat and watch it happens.

Leave, go back to the island. Now the original ship that was fucking with them slowly comes back and is like, what is happening? Why is all of the treasure in the water? And they suck. What happened? And I run around the island looking for another gunpowder. There is unfortunately none, so I can't really fuck with them. I bury a few things of treasure and then I run out and I just started jumping on the beach

and they gunned me down. And so I think the random third party that did nothing ended up with all the treasure, but it is such a good feeling in that game to be like, Hey, let's be friends. Let's get all this loop together and then be like, no, fuck you. And then the ruin it for those people. Oh, so good. It just reminds me of like a bank heist where people slowly break it in and then the ruin it for those people. Oh, so good. This reminds me of like a bank heist where people slowly break it in and then another crew comes crashing through the ceiling. Yeah, it was. I was so confused when I heard they're on our ship and I was like, oh, fuck.

He knows I'm here. And then realizing, oh, wait, the guy on the boat that's controlling it isn't part of the crew. This is another guy. Unrelated ship. It was insane. And I recorded all of it. So I don't know if we want to like clip it or do something with that.

Yeah, but absolutely. Maybe you maybe at the end of the video of the episode. Yeah. Well, whatever works. But that'd be cool if we had it playing under as Andrew's talking about it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If it lines up, we could do that. Yeah. Yeah, that would be really great. And I mean, I'm sure we could make it work,

but that'd be a cool little piece of supplemental content too that you could put on social. That reminds me, we really gotta get back and play that game though. I feel like that game is perfect for videos. We played it once. I don't think that video has even come out. Not yet.

That was close to around the time. That might've been recorded before the end of the company, even, it was so long ago. I think it was, because I think me and Nick were on old Xboxes. Oh yeah. I just want to play more different games and identify which ones Eric argues with Nick. Yeah. Like Pico Park, they were arguing so much I didn't know what they were even arguing about. At one point Eric was like you have to make a Tetris, a Tetris, you have to make a Tetris. A Tetris, you gotta make a Tetris. And Nick was like, what are you talking about? Yeah, you have to eliminate the lines.

So Tetris is, I was right, and you have to do... That's not what Tetris is. That's not what Tetris is. It's eliminating the lines. We had a block of four, that's what it is. What do you mean a block of four? You had to do it twice. Four is Tetris is four.

Four is the grits that you eliminate. At no point did you have to get four. So yeah, we had to get ten, so we had to do it twice, and then two more, so we had to get Tetris's. You just had to get ten total. Hey, did you guys see that guy that got the sunburn? Yeah. We've not done that already.

Did we? I don't think we did, did we? We did, what, oh, maybe we talked about it off camera. Yeah, I think we talked about it off camera. First off, don't fuck around with sunburns, you'll get cancer, wear sunscreen. But secondly, that's very funny. And thirdly, it's like the ultimate face because that's not a podcast anymore. That's not. Yeah, that doesn't exist.

No, that's still who we are at our core. That's true. It is true. That's the most amazing. Oh, is it Key West? Yeah, as he went and got walked in front of the camera at Sloppy Jams. The resolution of the camera isn't great. It looks like Fiqmo.

That's my favorite podcast. That looks closer to the busted hat than it does to our actual logo. That's a very, very funny thing to do. But. Oh, yeah. That's a very, very funny thing to do. But seriously, where sunscreen. I'm excited about. I don't like it. I don't want anybody getting skin cancer and blaming us. Now, absolutely not.

The new update that came out today in Sea of Thieves added a super boat that is like anybody on the map can take it, but it's originally controlled by AI and it's the most powerful ship in the game. Oh, the idea being that like you take it and then you just ride around and fuck up other crews with it. I think it'll be a lot of fun. Have you attempted yet? No, and literally the update came out today and we've been busy all morning. So, yeah, we haven't had a chance.

Excited to play it, though. Oh, yeah. Hey, guys, you guys a question? Yeah, I've been I've been getting up pretty early these days. Something about the way the light hits the new house. It just I've been waking up naturally like six thirty in the morning. So I've been watching a ton of local news with my coffee in the morning. And I don't really have a preference on on which channel. So I bounce around. Why in twenty twenty all traffic and weathercams 240p?

Oh yeah! It is 20 fucking 24. Like, can we do some sort of a fund to get GoPros for all the local news stations in America? The shittiest cameras on earth are still in use at our news channels. I mean, at this point, everyone watching has better equipment than that. Why don't they just rent out? Like, I'll point my camera at the weather. I don't give a shit. Use me.

Fucking hell. Pay me five bucks a day and I'll film the weather for you. Yeah. No kidding. I can set up a camera on a stick to shoot the traffic. No problem. 1080p. Immediately. Promise. a stick to shoot the traffic. No problem. 1080p immediately. Promise. I'll do a traffic. What? OK.

Can we do Gavin? Can I pay you five dollars to shoot the weather and can we make the weather channel, which isn't about giving temperatures, but it's just a a viewing of what the current weather is. I have to be pretty local. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a good idea. I want to do the weather channel, but it's not like helpful. It's just weather.

It's just the sun. It's just just the sun. That actually is probably a bad idea. Just the sun and all sun all the time. You you flip to it. It's just a camera pointed directly at the sun. Look through the viewfinder, get your retina burned off. Oh, hey, never mind.

We can scrap the weather channel. Hey, I had a I had an idea for a new draft we could do the other day that I thought you guys might like. It would be probably a patron only one because it'd be full chock full of license stuff But what if we did a draft of news flubs? Oh? What about just a flub draw looks like a flub draft yeah, I did for my head It's always like a news stations, but like yeah, what if we just did a flub draft. I love that I think that could be a lot of fun

I think it'd be fun to do research for maybe we can record that at the same time as the one we didn't do last time. Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, I really want us to do a best summer things draft. I think that would be fun. Me summer activities, wasn't it? Some are actually. Yeah. Oh, right. I do it before summer is over. Exactly. Yeah, let's let's line that up soon.

Let's end this podcast so we can line that up soon, okay? I'm doing Eric's job. He's watching another Padres game. We didn't have to get no no I already said we should wrap this one up. I'm trying to let you guys get to it. I didn't see it I'm sorry it was between oh interesting Well, you know what okay? Hey Andrew apology barely accepted. Oh, I see it here too. He said he did. He said we should wrap this up. It was buried under the photo. Hard to see. Yeah. Sandwich between the red line and the photo. Yeah, that's why the apology was barely accepted. But accepted.

Absolutely. The fact that it's barely accepted is really irrelevant. As long as it's accepted is all that's required for the apology. We just needed 10 lines We didn't need two Tetris isn't to just any 10 would have done Two Tetris is and then two more and then we were done easy as that guys Thank you so much for listening to a tree on calm sign up for the patreon You can see so much exclusive fun content and you can become a Falcon and be part of fun Falcon activities that we do every month.

Wow. So much is happening over on our channels and over on the regulation gameplay channel. Can you believe all of the videos that we've recorded and haven't put out yet? Well, I imagine they can't. They don't know about them, do they? Right. Yeah. So I'm asking if they can imagine them.

Oh, yeah. I just I just want to say, speaking of fun, Felgen activities, you missed this month's because we did it on Monday. Of when this recorded doing a draft, building a sloppy Joe's card for a sloppy Joe stream on Thursday, I believe tomorrow. Yeah. When you hear this, is that right? When is the sloppy Joe stream for next week? And everybody's waiting. I'm looking at the calendar. Hold on. Maybe it's not on our calendar because we had to wait for Gavin.

So you're announcing it before we landed on when we were going to get it. Is we had to wait around on Monday. Sure. All right. On Thursday. Yeah. N yeah nailed it there we go could we not is Friday whatever I don't care I thought it was Thursday I mean you're the one that said it you obviously Friday oh no what time are we doing it at Friday's better what about five on one Hawaii time? What? Oh my god. When is Hawaii time?

Slop o'clock's 11.15, so... What is that in Hawaii time? It would be 10.15 our time. Oh, okay. So why would we do it Hawaii time? I was just trying to think of somewhere it would be 5 o'clock. Maybe we'll do it at like 9 p.m. our time, Friday night? Yeah! August 2nd?

Yeah! Sounds good. Sounds good to me. PM our time Friday night. Yeah, uh dog a second Yeah, I love it. Good Sounds good to me and we got we got it locked in see how that worked. We'll see you there I'm having good work by so tune in sloppy. Just bingo. It's going down, baby On our twitch channel twitch.tv slash the regulation pod. Thank you. Bye. Bye