F**kface - BLINDSIDE: TIME OUT: The Truth About HIV, AIDS and You // Regulation Supplemental

Episode Date: December 29, 2024

Geoff uses his Blindside and you're seeing it. Join AN EGG as they learn with Arsenio Hall about AIDS in the very early 90s. We had to put it on Patreon because Youtube would never allow you to see th...e whole thing. Watch and learn along with Luke Perry, Pauly Shore, Kirstie Alley, Jaleel White, Sinbad, and more. Oh man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:22 Oh! We're good, keep going, we keep going. Are you recording, Nick? Yeah, I got it. Okay, this is all in, this is all great. This is the third match between the teams we have currently established. Not the finale of the show, just the finale of these current teams as they are. Me and Nick won the first two, so we're going to do a third one. No, match one went to Jeff and Gavin.
Starting point is 00:00:44 No it didn't, I do. But OK, went to Nick and Eric. Match three. Who can say we're going to have to find out the question about the champion? We don't know, Gavin. We don't know who's going to win match three. Competitors, are we ready to begin this match? Yeah, ready. Ready. Ready. We're ready. Let's let's scroll down to the decider question. Oh wait. This is a blind side How many blind sides do you get in a year I get one
Starting point is 00:01:20 Podcast blind side no this is Podcast blindside. No, this is no He's making and I'm taking advantage. We're running out of time for the end of this year I'm taking advantage of mine. We're gonna watch listen on the old podcast. We had HIV AIDS Blindside we haven't had one in this current era So I want to take us in educate the people on an important issue. Stop blindsiding us with AIDS. No, it's listen. This is my first time doing it. 40 minutes! It's a listen. It's a great PSA. We're gonna watch this whole thing. Yep. We're watching it.
Starting point is 00:01:55 So was Feud a real thing at all? Yes. Yeah. Was it a tie then? Yeah, I guess we tied. No, we won. There'll be a part three. Oh, I mean, I don't believe that, but okay. Andrew, you can give us a test on questions from this PSA and we'll see who does the best. Listen, it's 1-0. Much like it was going into game two of regulation feud. I say Neal Hall was a funny dude.
Starting point is 00:02:28 He is a 90s funny dude. Do you ever see White Nights? No, dude, he's fucking hilarious in White Nights. I don't know. It's hilarious. Is it a sitcom? What is White Nights? No, is that Eddie Murphy? It was Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall movie.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Oh, did they dress up as a bunch of characters? Also had Richard Pryor in it. No, they played like they played like a like low like a Harlem mafia. And then they were getting pushed on by a bunch of white dudes and cops. And then they had to like it was kind of like the sting in Harlem. Oh, time out. Time out. Notice this, but all of Arsenio Hall's clothes have tags on them.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Yeah, I think the Arsenio Hall's clothes have tags on them. I think they're returning them after this. That's awesome. Cool of Arsenio Hall. Oh, this is celebrity filled. Really? Oh yeah. He almost got misconceptions out perfectly. Yeah. See? Oh my yeah. He almost got misconceptions out perfectly. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:03:27 As you would see through Magic Johnson's career as a broadcaster, etc., it's not a strong suit. His strong suit was playing the game of basketball. You didn't like him in the front office for the Lakers. I didn't like him in anything except playing the game of basketball. You think Mr. Belvedere explained AIDS to Polly Shore as well? Dude, Polly Shore is one of those people that's never
Starting point is 00:03:53 going to die. He's going to be like one hundred and four and will still be here about every year on his birthday. Is Mitzi still around? No, she died. She died. I'm sorry. Are they just putting microphones in people's faces at the mall and going, do you know what
Starting point is 00:04:17 AIDS is? Yes, yes they are. This is before the mall left. This is the height of the mall, dude. Yeah, man. This is peak mall. This is where you go and you want to talk to people. Dude, hey, hey, if I was at the mall and Paulie Shore walked up to me with a microphone, he's like, hey, you know, AIDS is buddy.
Starting point is 00:04:35 I'd hightail it. This is where the idea for impractical jokers came from. I love that you chase them into the store. He's in the back rooms of the mall. Also, just the idea that you would think that Polly Shore was doing this in earnest, this is an educational. Thing. You never assume Polly Shore was doing this, not as a bit. And so people know I can't hear anyone saying, are they saying
Starting point is 00:05:00 they don't know what it is? No, they all seem pretty well informed. Oh. Turn up your stream volume. Oh, that's a good point I have mine lower because I don't want to fucking hear it Eric's anti-aids. Yeah. Yeah, and Jeff is pro-aids I'm pro talking about it. Who refuses to wear the ribbon, Jeff? What? It's a Seinfeld reference.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Never mind. That really got you. It's just quite explicit. Did you know? I'm looking it up. There are now seven patients who've been cured of it. Hey, is that right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Wow. Really? Wow. This is so nice. The backdrop, the like the font, like everything. Oh, no. This is the most scatterbrained piece of
Starting point is 00:06:04 content. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh. This is the most scatterbrained piece of content I've ever. Oh. It, this, it feels like it's made by people who go, well, we have to keep it like moving, otherwise the kids won't pay attention to it. And you end up with like insane media. It will not slow down. It will not stop.
Starting point is 00:06:24 This is how you had to talk to us back then. This is the only way we can receive information. I don't know who wrote this. It's a great question. This is a Jaleel White original right here. Like this had to be this was directed and produced. What is this called, Andrew? A timeout.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Oh! Oh! You guys will never, you guys will never guess who directed it. Wilford Brimley, Christopher Nolan. I was about to say Nolan. Yeah, I bet it's Rob Reiner. Malcolm Jamal Warner. I don't know who that is.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Is that how come? Jamal Warner. He was the older brother on Cosby show. Oh, no way. He also did Friday night videos. Oh, that was him. He was the older brother on Cosby show. Oh No way He also did Friday night videos. Oh, that was him. He was just there Theo Huxtable. Yeah, Theo Huxtable. That's Malcolm. Jamal Warner. Oh It's uh the woman that was arguing with dad on our show I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:07:43 I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:07:51 I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:07:59 I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. Hmm. Sesame Street. Definitely encouraged Arsenio. We got Urkel rapping about his dick exploding. I think we're going to get it.
Starting point is 00:08:11 People are going to get this. Keep going. Never stop moving. Centerville, Ohio. This I love this font. I want this to be how regulation podcast looks like. I want the font flying everywhere. I want some of it to be in capital letters and some of it to be in big fat fucking lowercase letters.
Starting point is 00:08:28 It is kind of how it looks in my brain when we're doing it. Yeah. Didn't, did Magic Johnson have a talk show? Yeah, not very long, but he did. Nope, it was a late night show, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah. I think he lasted one season.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Again, he's good at playing basketball. Magic Johnson was from an era of he was really from, I would say, the last era of athletes who weren't media trained and weren't like also necessarily personalities like Michael Jordan. Same way. Most amazing basketball player of all time, but kind of wooden in front of the camera, you know? And we're spoiled by the Chris Pauls and the Blake Griffins and the LeBron Jameses and the Patrick Mahomeses
Starting point is 00:09:11 of the world now. It wasn't like that back in the day. We had Charles Barkley in Shaq, you know? That's why Magic Johnson was such a like, wow. Like this guy can dribble a basketball and he's smiling in a sort of affable. That went such a long way in the 1980s when no one else was doing it.
Starting point is 00:09:31 He's easily one of the most likable players from that era. And compare him to like, you know, one of my favorite players, Larry Bird. There's a reason you don't see Larry Bird in anything ever. He was kind of a dick. Kind of a dick and not super likable or personable In front of a camera you know no Now everyone's media trained it's different
Starting point is 00:09:53 But just live in a world where you're you know on camera 24 hours a day no matter where you are yeah That guy is not having a great time at the table. He regrets signing up for this 100 percent. That guy's right now, dude. He can't get out easily. Yep. I'm I'm seeing myself in meetings. It's kind of interesting, though, because we saw like how they introduced AIDS to kids in the 80s through Mr. Belvedere And now you're seeing like the next generation how they tackle it. Yeah, this is how I way more informative by the way
Starting point is 00:10:32 Not not this time around this video But I remember learning about it and it was very much in this tone of like we're pretty street, but also vaginal fluids This came out when I was in 11th grade, so I probably didn't have to watch it in class. But I bet if I was like in ninth grade, I would have had to that year. I mean, if they tried to play in class, you would protest it because of Magic Johnson, I assume, as a Celtics fan, you would not allow this. What's the difference between blood and blood products? Dad.
Starting point is 00:11:08 He is, but his son is a professional wrestler. Really? Yeah, he's Jack Perry in AEW. He's the current TNT champion. That was a sad one. I liked him, Luke Perry. Yeah. He was in the fifth element. Was he?
Starting point is 00:11:23 He was? Yeah. Where was he in the fifth element I don't remember that right at the beginning just a if he he's a he wouldn't be saying it if it wasn't true he always gets you with this bullshit bullshit it's the start of the movie was he like the priest assistant dude what the he was the Aziz light assistant. OK. OK. Is this a Cosby show stuff or something?
Starting point is 00:12:00 Could be 92, probably a different world, maybe. Oh, is is Dwayne Wade in this? I want to see his flip up his sunglasses. Oh, shit. Oh, it's this guy. He's on SNL, right? I don't think so. I don't think he's on SNL. Is that Paul Rodriguez? Is that his name? I think so. I don't think he was in the right. Is that Paul Rodriguez? Is that his name? I think so. He was very much like an 80s, 90s comedian.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Paul Rodriguez. The thing they're watching is in black and white, is it? Oh, okay, it is. Oh, that's What's-Her-Face from a different world. She's from a different world. And that's Dwayne Wayne. He's got his... he doesn't have his sunglasses on. Yeah, he's got his cool guy. Boo! Put on your sunglasses!
Starting point is 00:12:54 Boo! Do you think we can make regulation... oh, we should make those sunglasses! And then they would have the logo on them. Oh, this is such a good idea! You know, I think she was also in White Nights, if I remember correctly. A lot of white nights connection. Dude, we got to watch that movie. That should be a watch along.
Starting point is 00:13:12 That is going to be your blind side. Funny, dirty movie. What do you think the first thing was that didn't hold up? Oh, man. Oh, boy. That sex joke? No. Like do you think someone in the 60s was watching Gone With the Wind and it's like this didn't, this didn't hold up. Yeah, I'm trying to think about these sunglasses, right, that I'm dropping in the chat. Look at those sunglasses. Imagine if we had those, but we had the show logo,
Starting point is 00:13:48 the asterisk over the eyes. So you pulled them down and then you couldn't see? Well, no, you could see, you could just see right through them. But, yeah. Damn, I think that's such a good idea. Those are pretty cool sunglasses. Right? Cool sunglasses. Right. You tell him Paul Rodriguez, thrifty has a sale on condoms.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Don't buy for sale. What is the most famous movie was? Oh, born in East LA, East LA. It's got to be. That's right. Quick. I'm using Quicksilver. Made in America. DC cab. Jesus Christ. Do you think a lot of Gen Z or the new one knows what that white noise is? The new ones. The new one. Alpha. Yeah. Yeah, they're alpha.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Is that what your kid is? Yeah, he's alpha. Go ask him if he knows what static is your kid is red versus blue Johnny had it Oh Johnny headed There's a hole in that kind of Better if it was just like Bad across it I don't know where he is in America right now or in the world and what he's doing, but I guarantee you somebody's laughing right now. He's a steams. Do you think they'd censor it or no?
Starting point is 00:15:55 Oh yeah. Kovaconda. COVID condom. Go get the goatskin, get the latex. Is he in a straight jacket? I ain't gonna have that. That is a great one. He's definitely in like some. I think he's in a sheet that's probably
Starting point is 00:16:26 Yeah, the back and tied that makes sense Is this the only collaboration between Tom Cruise and Sinbad Wow, we already saw him yeah We already did we where we went past him. Yeah, we already saw him. Oh, did we? When did we see Tom Cruise? Just for a minute. He was just talking to the camera. He was very intensely talking about having sex.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Oh, I might have been Googling something else. Probably looking at Paul Rodriguez. Why is it long? Why is it long? Why is it like that? What the fuck? Did they used to be shaped like that? They used to have condoms like that. Really?
Starting point is 00:17:15 They probably still do. A needle condom? What is that? How do you- is it for like oval dicks? No, they're just like, it's just like smooshed. You pop it out, it'll just go to the normal size. Oh. Oh. All right.
Starting point is 00:17:27 There's a penis right there. The idea that that that lady is like, yeah, I was in a movie once with Tom Cruise. You all imagine Johnson. What was your role? I held up a fake dick with my fingers. I don't want to talk about it. If this condom pops out and becomes normal shaped, it's going to blow my mind. Just like that, it's normal.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Wow. Yeah, they're pretty bendable. Maybe it causes a weakness Be about a peanut I move as you do well that's lopsided. Oh, man and then pull it up a little bit tighten a knot at the end and And then pull it over, tie it off again. Pull. Okay. So then pull the bottom part down far, stuff the balls in and then get to business. You think our Senio Hulls condoms have tags on them? Yeah, he's going to return them.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Has someone ever got pregnant from condom spillage? Oh, I don't doubt it. Yeah, I don't doubt that. Like a bunch of NBA players, right? Yep. Paula. Check this out. It's so so good for her to have a career built on
Starting point is 00:19:07 Whatever it is she did She said come on dude. She sang with the MC scat cat she did she was she was a Laker girl She sang with the cat She had Keanu Reeves in her music video. She was yeah American She was she was for a minute and then American Idol and that was like the resurgence friends with Simon Cowell Friends, you know it is with her being a Laker girl and this being a magic Johnson thing I feel like you can probably tie magic Johnson to all these people in some way I think when you said this seems like a thing that people needed to like call in favors for it was magic Johnson going I'm doing this you're doing this
Starting point is 00:19:38 Hey that guy's Glenn Friends with Maddie Johnson. What? Jesus. What? We're talking about cats. So are the cats OK or where did the cats have to do with the dogs? Did you guys grow up scared of AIDS? No, no. Yes, a little. Yeah, I think it must be my generation.
Starting point is 00:20:17 I was fucking terrified. I was like 18 when kids came out and that was it. It was over. I never wanted to have sex again after that. Again, big quotes. It was just among I never wanted to have sex again after that. Again, big quotes. It was just among the sexually transmitted stuff to be scared of. Yes, exactly. It was never specifically AIDS for me.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Yeah, that's a great way to put it. Yes. For me it was every other STI can fuck your month up, AIDS will kill you. Yeah, it was bigger in the 90s when I was younger and then like as I get older, it seemed to kind of fade to the. We still learning about the stuff when
Starting point is 00:20:50 you older. Yeah, Nick only Nick only just like a week or two ago, I think. Why do you think I said this up, Kevin? What is this? October? Still needs to know about this like July.
Starting point is 00:21:02 This is Nick's intervention. Oh, no. Oh, it's a blind side ha ha ha, blind side. Isn't this crazy? So we're gonna sit down and learn. That's a birds and the bees blind side. Oh no, Archie, where'd you come from? I think I have to have a chat.
Starting point is 00:21:20 I went to high school with a girl who didn't know how she got pregnant. That's crazy. She said on a toilet seat funny. Somebody explained it to her eventually I think but yeah. Is it just one of those things where it's like we can't get pregnant the first time you have sex. Yeah, I think so. Is that right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Yeah, I think so. Some people give birth without realizing that pregnant. Oh that yeah. Yeah. Hey Gavin. Yeah. Do you think Deckard was a replicant? Don't they just straight-up tell you in the second one I
Starting point is 00:21:57 Don't want it. I don't want to bring in you know cannon. That's past the original movie. I just I mean it's it's cannon though Right let's say the second movie didn't happen. What do you think yeah, that that's what I'm talking about Yeah, of course I'm just asking guys you don't have to be mad at me about it. Oh my god. Wow. Oh wow. Pre-Starship Troopers. Yeah this is a doogie right here. Oh they got a doctor. That dude was so cool when I was growing up. And then when I was growing up, he wasn't. Yeah, right? It flipped. But he made every kid my age feel like they could be smart in a grown-up. And then, like, no career in the 90s, except he did Starship Troopers, and then all of a sudden, gigantic resurgence. Doctor Horrible, I think is what it is. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Bonnie. That, how I met your mother. Was it that or how I met your mother? Yeah, gigantic. Harold and Kumar. Oh yeah, that was like the really big thing, huh? Tim being Harold and Kumar. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Wasn't he a dick in that or something? Yeah, it was like him playing like against type and people are like, this is so funny. If you ever hadn't seen Don't Trust the Bean, Apartment 23, what's his name from Dawson's Creek plays that version. James Van Der Beek. He plays like a very like counter character like him real his real self. But he's a dick. And he's just like a self entitled asshole.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Nick, I got news for you. I did an event with him once where he was like one of the hosts. He plays that role everywhere. I think. Oh, no. He's typecast himself. Wow. What a great actor this guy is. Yes, I'm acting. I was like, get me the fuck away from this whole scene. Oh, man. You think when they're you're editing something like this, do you go like, do we put the Urkel dick rap before the serious
Starting point is 00:23:57 people talking about their experience or do we do it after? Where does Sinbad fit in all of this? These are decisions Malcolm Jamal Warner handled and handled artfully. Was it Friday night videos he did, right? I don't know what that is. It was like a. It was just like a music video thing.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Like, I don't know another way to describe it. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, I get it. It was just like he was the host and it would be on Friday night from like 11 to midnight and they would just play videos. Yeah, music, music videos and like sometimes like live. I feel like live performance. Yeah. And then I have like interviews and stuff. It looked like this is the only image I can find of it.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Oh, I recognize that logo now. Never seen it, but yeah. Jesus. Oh, they're still hanging out here, huh? It's talking about our senior hall yesterday. hanging out here, huh? Talking about Arsenio Hall yesterday, how I wish there was a court show that had his audience when he had a talk show. It'd be such a great, like the, the, the barking thing.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Barking's back, dude. Is it? Oh dude, Barking's back big time. Like I think you're going to start hearing it in sports over like the next year. Barking's back. What do you mean? Really? Yeah, dude. In wrestling, Barking's back. We got like five different guys who got like bark stuff going on.
Starting point is 00:25:33 And we did not it like six months ago. It rocks. Barking so back. What are you talking about? People are barking. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Yeah. Like making noise like a dog? Yeah. Well, I didn't know how to categorize your whole thing.
Starting point is 00:25:49 He was barking, right? Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo 2024 it's whatever you want it to be man. Oh nice. I think this might be some of the footage where I've seen The most of in in relation to participated in the least What I just seen people work out a ton you have played basketball you played basketball Go play you want to shoot hoops Gavin. Yeah Gavin you want to go shoot hoops? Do I have to run around? No, I mean, we just, I mean, aren't you the one that wanted to challenge Nick to a foot race? What do you mean do I have to run around?
Starting point is 00:26:40 Yeah, what was it? What was we going to do? 1500 or something? What? I don't remember. Is that it? I just want to see you guys sprint at full speed and slow motion. I got to start eating better. Oh, that reminds me, I was listening to our podcast today and I got to get a new puzzle for us.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Yes. Oh, yeah. You want me to make a note, remind you or what? Are you going to do it? Yeah, I'll need a note. I'm looking right now, but I'll need a note. I got you. I'll make a note? Remind you or what? Are you gonna do it? Yeah, I'll need a note. I'm looking right now, but I'll need a note. I got you. I'll make a note. Oh, that's pretty. Are you looking at puzzles? Don't look at puzzles right now. No, no, no. I'm watching AIDS. I'm watching AIDS. I'm watching AIDS.
Starting point is 00:27:18 So what was pretty? Carrie's hair. She's got pretty hair. What year was this? Team 92, I think. Oh, I bet this is 91, 92. Yeah. I mean, I bet that's it. I think it said 92. So she's like mid 50s.
Starting point is 00:27:36 He he looks like a quarterback. The Cardinals would draft and like seventh overall and was never that great. Well, the hot tub party. It's pretty good. I don't know about that. He just exudes Cardinal first round pick. That wasn't good. Oh, how are you guys feeling about kicker picker right now?
Starting point is 00:27:55 I keep getting kickers hurt. I hate it. But although like if any of us was going to have a kicker picker issue, she'd probably be me. Yeah, I agree. I'm like middle of the middle of the road. I think I'm in third place. Like whatever. Feeling pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Yeah, Nick is also down a kicker. I'm in a real fucked up place where one of my kickers got hurt, and I'm hoping the kicker that got fired gets his job. Wow. Should we like when we're halfway through the season, should like, yeah, we talked about the bottom like redrafting. Like, yes, please. Yeah, this might be good. I think maybe this is the way we do it. We get to make a nineer pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it.
Starting point is 00:28:50 I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. I'm going to put a kicker pic on it. But. Wow, that's doing what will kill someone.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Going to put a kicker picker redraft on everyone's calendar. That's a Mustang. Yeah. Do you think of anything specific when you see a steering wheel? A car. Yeah. It's so stupid. Car. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and puts a new wheel on to steal the car. Oh, every time. Because it has like one of those brakes, you know, like those jammers on the wheel. The club twisted. Yeah, the club. Yeah, he they're like stealing cars. It has a club on the wheel. So he just rips the fucking wheel off and puts a new wheel on and then drives away.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Hey, Kristi Ali. She learned a lot about IV drug users. Look at her read. What do you think her best performance was? Look, who's talking? Cheers. Cheers. Is the camera turning and also her head is turning?
Starting point is 00:30:20 Look at that shot. She was she's getting Star Trek Johnny chill ever take off John is Johnny Johnny Gill Gil Yes, he's a singer. I didn't know yeah. Yeah, he took off. He was a whole thing. Yeah, didn't know that he was in Fuck what was he and he was in new edition, right? Yeah, Johnny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was in new edition What say his sex is no sex no, thanks. Ah the healthiest meal is no sex. No thanks. Ah. The healthiest meal is no meal. That's what the Texas legislature said.
Starting point is 00:31:11 That map was upside down. This is such American sex education. Hey, don't do it. And I do agree. I agree with it. And that's why I still haven't. And I'm going to keep it going and keep that. Do you see that?
Starting point is 00:31:32 Lisa Marie Presley said that in her memoir that Michael Jackson was a virgin when they got married. Really? Like 34 or whatever. Yeah. Wow. He's doing it in solidarity with Magic Johnson. There's, there's hope for me yet.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I better see him in this PSA then. Everyone here is like, what'd you say, like high school, college age or whatever? Yes. Yeah. But like, they do you say, like high school, college age or whatever. But like. They look older than they do. You know, I don't know if it's like the hair or just like the look or what, but they look.
Starting point is 00:32:15 It's possible that a lot of these people look younger now. Yeah. And they do at the time in which they're all like cosplaying their parents. It looks like. That guy's, whoa man. That's definitely like, he's got like a quarterback look. Yeah, it is Brock Purdy type guy. So everyone here we're looking at is in their 50 quarterback look. Yeah, it is Brock Purdy type guy so everyone here We're looking at is in their 50s now. Yeah
Starting point is 00:32:48 about my age Is this what I looked like in 1992 fuck Yeah, you like that guy bottom left there the haircut yeah, that's you I would have been 16 17 That's not Not MCP cream Yeah Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna get Gavin to rap.
Starting point is 00:33:33 This is how I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna say ice cream and DJ Greenback. Gavin, you have to rap. Blindside, rap this. Blindside, you have to do my taxes. Oh, I do that. A dog, a dog. Did our senior all ever have a music
Starting point is 00:33:58 career? Oh, boy, I bet I bet we could find an album. Like, I feel like this might be him being like, I want to do this, but I'm not going to, like, straight up declare it. So this is. I can't remember if I said the movie he was in, they were in, was called White Nights or Harlem Nights. Those are both two movies, but it was Harlem Nights in case I got it wrong.
Starting point is 00:34:20 You kept saying White Nights. White Nights is a different movie with, I think, Gregory Hines and who was in that? You just brimly did a little bit. Yeah, I guess I did. Similar. Well, not similar movie. Why is this about dancing? Hey, you were close.
Starting point is 00:34:45 But I meant Harlem Nights. White Nights, I also remember being good. I Know you were close But I met Harlem nights white nights, I also remember being good, but oh I remember I remember white nights with Baryshnikov yeah And it was like a Russia America Thing where they learned to respect each other on the dance floor or whatever. Yeah. How funny. Wow, this song is going on for a while. Arsenio Hall had a comedy rap album released under the name of his Chunky rapping. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Oh, my God. Chunky. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Oh, I bet that doesn't age well. No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. All the people filming in this style in the early 90s must have really bad backs now. Yeah. Yeah, there's chunky album. It's not like cameras were very, very light.
Starting point is 00:35:46 You know what I mean? Like, and they're like racking the zoom left and right. But it's it's a team effort because it's them and the guys whipping lights back and forth. You think that's a manual? Yeah. This is what in 91. Yeah, that might be the best Yeah. In 91? Yeah. That might be the best photo of Arsenio Hall ever. On this budget, it's a guy whipping the light back and forth, no doubt. Man, we loved to put words on cards in the 90s, didn't we? Yeah. Kind of looks like the Terminator when the lights go off him.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Come on, come on. Oh, cat! Oh, hell yeah. About to go Smeemode. Taking a shit? Color Me Bad? Is this Color Me Bad? Yeah, it is. That's-
Starting point is 00:36:53 Whoa! That wants to be George Michael so fucking bad. So bad. Which, I think that guy is still going around doing Color Me Bad stuff. Like, I just saw a tick tock of him live. They had a song. Yeah. And it was about sexing you up and how they wanted to do that. You think having the color me bad segment
Starting point is 00:37:20 be black and white was an intentional choice Back to the cosplaying that lady is either a teen or 30. Yes Yeah, no in between she's either 18 or she's a mid-level manager at a local bank. Where are they getting all these quarterbacks? Was that just the look? Was Ohio a hotbed for quarterbacks? That shirt and that haircut were the fucking look in 1992. Should get tested fades. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:27 That guy dresses the same now, guaranteed. Didn't they used to have to test for stuff with a Q-tip down the old... Oh my god, really? Did they? Yes. Not in my lifetime. I thought AIDS would have been a blood test. Not AIDS. No, not AIDS.
Starting point is 00:38:40 I think it was like chlamydia or something. Yeah. Yeah, chlamydia. Yeah, chlamydia. Yeah, yeah, one of those things. I think I have an unfortunate thing to tell you about your doctor I don't think I know anything. That's not my ear. That's not my ear. That's not my ear. How much was an AIDS test? How much? I don't think I ever had to pay for one. No, I don't think so either.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Yeah, I think it's covered with insurance. Not even I just got a Planned Parenthood. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How non-American? I did that maybe go down 18 years ago just for the hell of it. You got AIDS test 10 years ago,
Starting point is 00:39:21 maybe seven. Whenever I got, whenever I got divorced and started dating again, I went and got all, you know, just a full round of tests and stuff. But I went to Planned Parenthood. It was super easy to do. Yeah. And you're right, Andrew.
Starting point is 00:39:33 It is very un-American and that's why people want to keep defunding it and they protest in front of it and blow them up. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what's up? It's Chris. He's bragging. Yeah, I don't wanna brag. Jesus Christ. Wow, that's... How old is this guy? Hehehehehe!
Starting point is 00:40:02 Hahahaha! Michael is really staring down that poster. Crazy another QB, another quarterback, Kirk Cousins looking motherfucker. He's got better hair than Kirk Cousins. So I'm saying like Gavin, that's the thing. It's the haircut in the jaw. Like the head shape. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Big time. Big square heads. I saw that. I saw that there's an air hockey league now. What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, somewhere. It's not on Reddit, I think. And that doesn't shock me. The league for most things.
Starting point is 00:40:44 I wonder if they get any coverage like ESPN or ESPN 3 or whatever Not yet, but I'll bet pickleballs pretty close to it You know pickleballs been around for like 50 fucking years. Oh really yeah, it was invented in like the 60s or The 70s, but I think like late 60s It's just like full court Ping-pong is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah, it's like it's like easy mode tennis. I have no qualms with it at all I've played it about as much as I've played tennis. It's one the same
Starting point is 00:41:17 It's like if you want to play tennis and you don't feel like running or lunging, you know what I mean? You can play pickleball But it's just here to me that it's been around for so long and then it took off all at once, I don't know, five years ago. Should we play? Yeah, we should. Should we play doubles?
Starting point is 00:41:34 Yes. Yes, we should. Yes, we should. I think I have a full set. Who are the team captains? Maybe that's how we'll beat how we'll finish viewed. The winners get to be team captains and pickable. No, our team against their team dummy.
Starting point is 00:41:53 God, you need to open your open your door and your windows. Stop breathing in shit. So we just don't play the third round. Oh, we're playing the third round. OK. I just don't have enough survey questions to do the third round. I need to do another one. Is this a blind side of convenience? Yes. Yes. I know we're running out of time in the year and I wanted to make sure I got mine off.
Starting point is 00:42:20 I feel like you just keep adding them. I feel like you already did them. Mine was last year, right? Yeah, you still have everyone else. Everyone here has both. Well, yeah, we're considerate. I thought the littlest hobo was this year. Was that last year?
Starting point is 00:42:35 Was last year. Just don't think about it too much. Oh, no, no, we reset is what it when we. Oh, OK. Yeah, here's the wrong answer. And then hang on. Here's the right answer. Oh, it's over. Written by Thad Mumpher.
Starting point is 00:42:47 You see, we could have got all that information here. We could. Yeah. Why don't we just wait 30 minutes? We could have just made it to the end. Wow. A lot of audio engineers. That was a star studded PSA. Oh, great PSA. Interesting. It's star studded for the era. Obviously, probably half those people y'all don't know but for somebody who grew up in the 80s and 90s
Starting point is 00:43:09 That was fucking they they really went all out. Yeah for the time Gavin. Did you learn a lot? Oh, I thought maybe the cat smell got to him I thought he he was done. OK, OK, match three. That's match three. No. What education? Winner? The question mark was unveiled as AIDS education. Well, thank you so much for watching another blind side. I had a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:43:40 It was fun having this be rescheduled multiple times and me internally going, that's fine. It's not a priority. We'll get to this be rescheduled multiple times and me internally going, that's fine. It's not a priority. We'll get to this when we get to it. Make sure you check out our Patreon regulation podcast, Regulatrian.com if you just want to go to a website for it. There are going to be people who sign up or visit our Patreon for the first time and they just see an AIDS video as the first one. Yep.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Also, be on the lookout for our supplemental content where we try to start fires. I forgot about fire incense stuff. With incense, we're going to try to set everything on fire with lit incense and see how successful we are. That'll be coming sometime in the next six months. Sounds good. We'll talk to you all later. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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