F**kface - Boat Day Disaster // Hot Dog Talk [16]

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about natural boat disaster, river guys, dangerous on a boat, lightning strikes on water, Mindhunters, Renny Harlin, Blast & Condorman, College Football 25, doberman count, hot dog count, is a corndog a hot dog, corndog update, phone friends, alibis, Geoffs old stuff, time flies, phone battery, macbook air, Gavin vs Nick race. Sponsored by FÜM. Thanks FÜM! Get a free gift with your Journey Pack tryfum.com/REGULATION Geoff & Gavin's smut has been released and it's been reviewed by Clutch My Pearls. Check out the episode "Celestial Glorbosis: of Peace and Poimals" wherever you get podcasts. https://linktr.ee/clutchmypearlspod and you can find it on kindle unlimited here: https://a.co/d/f2oiKkt Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod. Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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My name is Jeff Ramsey with me, as always, Andrew Pant and Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, Eric Badour. Hello. Hello. I heard that there was a boat. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always Andrew Penn Gavin free Nick Schwartz Eric Badoor Hello. Hello. I heard that there was a boat That was a boat day what happened on the boat you want to get straight into the boat well we can It uh, you remember the old curse of when Jeff and Gavin would hang out it would rain of course Made it may have made an appearance again. I've got I've got footage.

Oh, really? Yeah. Do you want to see the footage? Please. First, I should say that that last year's boat day in August looked like this. And this year's looked pretty similar at the beginning. But towards the end, but towards the end. Let me go live.

Gavin is live. Okay. We got a video. Yeah. It looks like you're at a pier. Okay. There's a boat. Yeah. This is getting this after we got off the boat.

Okay. It's raining heavily. Uh huh. It's uh, I'm trying to do comedy, not a lot happening, it's raining. It is raining. There's a lot happening right now. The bridge is out. I don't, so. Don't worry, they're now. The bridge is out. So... Don't worry! They're gonna fix the bridge, Andrew!

Did the dock disconnect? What you're seeing is a guy with the nipple rings and a backhoe trying to reconnect the dock that got disconnected in a storm. Look around you yourself! Same again next to you, lad! They tried to look at this here. Doesn't this look like it should be on the news? Yes. Look at that. So they're here.

There are people escorting other people into the water to get to another dock with their belongings over their head and like kids held high, it looked like we were surviving a natural disaster, which I guess we were surviving a natural oopsie. So in the last half hour of being on the boat, it was like, it was killer all day, like upper nineties, the water was great. Everything is really nice.

In the last half hour, we kind of watched all of the like these dark, dark clouds roll in. And we started seeing like lightning in the distance. And our captain's like, hey, we can like reset like where the boat's going to be. But I got to get everyone out of the water right now. And we're like, let's just go back to the dock because we're done.

Whatever. He was like, we're probably fine. We can stay out here longer if you all want. And we were like, you know what because we're done. Whatever he was like, we're probably fine. We can stay out here longer if y'all want. And we were like, you know what? We're good. We'd been out there for like three out of our four hours, three, three and a half hours just about. And so we're like, let's just go back to the dock.

So we start going back to the dock. It looked like we were in a movie where a natural disaster was about to happen to the boat in front of us and then to us. So the main character knows that there is danger and the stakes are high. It was so fucking crazy watching the rain catch up to us. Yeah, it was like someone was turning down the draw distance. It was like a wall of mist.

It was like a black wall of rain and it was coming. Let's say we were moving at like 30 miles an hour on the boat, It was going 55. Yes, we got back to the dock. The boat started getting bumped around. We run into the dock, all this stuff, whatever we get off the boat. We grab all of our stuff. We start racing from the boat because it starts raining like on us.

And we're like, oh, that's fine. You know, we're getting like a little bit wet, whatever. It starts raining so fucking big. It was like getting hit by slugs, like falling out of the air. It was absolutely crazy. Yeah, really like sharp slugs. Yeah.

And then there was hail. And also while we were still on the boat when we were out running it, most of the people were just like facing forward and talking and laughing. I was like glued to the weather because it was, it looked like a horror movie. I could see it catching up with us

and I was like, we're not gonna make it. And we didn't, it caught us like right as we hit the, like basically we got off the boat as it started raining, which was great. But at some point we looked up, we were making jokes about how like, oh, I hope there's no twisters. And we looked up and there was a fucking,

like I know it wasn't a real twister, but there was a funnel cloud forming and we're like holy shit that's really happening and the guy was like there's another one over there and there was like it was like twisters it was funny because they just kind of looked like it for I don't know what do you guys think like maybe 45 seconds and then disappeared but yes it was briefly scary and kind of like this isn't really happening so so we're running along the dock, getting pelted by the wind, rain and hail. We're under a roof the whole time as well. Yes.

All that rain that's in us is coming in completely horizontally. Yeah. We make it to where you leave and people start coming back towards us. And we're like, what the fuck is going on? The bridge is out. And the bridge isn't like big or anything.

You kind of see it in Gavin's video, but we have to use it to get onto land. It connects all the docks to the car park. A guy, I mean, these fucking. Dude. They live there? River people? These two dudes that work there who are almost twins.

They're these older dudes who are like leathery tan with like sun tattoos and both of them, both of them look like Joe Exotic, I shit you not. Like if they would enter a Joe Exotic, like lookalike contest to try to win free beer. And they both had both nipple rings and they're like, we got it. And one of the guys just crawls into the water

and then the other guy goes off for the backhoe like Eric's saying. But they were like the craziest characters and they weren't twins, they were just two dudes who had the same look and the same vibe. Yep. So instead of hooking up the bridge, which had a rope that was going to snap, fly back,

and cut our heads off, instead of tying it to the giant tractor that he had, he attached it to the arm of the big tractor to see if he could pull it, I guess, using the arm, instead of just towing it. And I was there with these these like day labor dudes, like construction guys. And we were just kind of like talking shit.

And they were like, these guys are fucking up. And I'm like, oh yeah. And he was like, oh yeah, this isn't gonna fucking work. But he's like, you know, we're just gonna get in the water and help people across. This shit's not gonna work. And that's what they did. They jumped in the water and they had to help us across,

except Gavin and Meg have already made it across. So Gavin is just watching us laughing and filming us. Yeah. Well, I thought this is going to take forever because they were talking about moving the thing into place and pulling the bridge, but you could just swim it. Yeah. And it's not even like swim. It's like, it's chest high. It's like not crazy. The downside is you have to like plop down off the dock onto a bunch of rocks. So it was pretty painful. It was so cold.

Everybody had their bags and shit, too, you know, so you had to like. Yeah, I will say it was a bit like watching. I had a blast. Like I was having fun. I would have stayed on that in the rain for another 20 minutes, watching him try to fix it. It was trucks in real life. And it was how trucks goes like You and Bert that dog and and Antonio roll up to a thing and you go well

How are we gonna fix this and you're like well? I'd go at it this way and you're like now I think we should try this and that's never gonna work And that's what it was just a bunch of like a bunch of country motherfucking Texas dudes going Any more I wouldn't do that That dude don't know how to ride a drive a fucking backhoe to save his life. And like, and they were just like under their breath doing how they would fix it. And it felt so much like trucks. I could have stayed there all day watching them try to fix that bridge.

It was amazing. It was so fun. But they made us all clear the area when they were trying to pull the thing. Like you had to go back towards the beginning of the bridge and I had to get up the bank. So I was just filming, zooming in on everyone stood on the bridge. And then eventually they gave up and we all went back down

and helped everyone in their bags across. Which took 10 seconds. It took no time at all to do that. It was just a thing where people, they're like, it's people who just got off boats going, I don't want to get wet. And it's like, what are you talking about? Yeah.

It was very cold. We were freezing, like jumping in that water. And then with like the wind blowing, it was really cold. We got home. It rained the whole way home. We got home. It was 72 degrees. I was like fucking floored.

I'm like, it's, I'm shivering cold. It's 72 degrees. I was like fucking floored. I'm like it's for I'm well, I'm shivering cold. It's 72 degrees Take a shower put on like a hoodie and shorts and I'm like man at least you know At least I'm gonna be nice and warm. I walked outside. It was 97 It was crazy I gotta say I don't know that we've done justice, just to the walk from the boat to where the bridge was out is like, there are five docks, we were on the fourth or the fifth dock, it's a long, long walk, and it's like, they were saying the rain and the wind

are coming in sideways and it's slippery as all hell, and you're just like holding bags and trying to move forward and not fall off your ass and hit the concrete or go in the water. It was calamitous, that whole journey. It took, it probably took four times as long to get from the boat to the, where the bridge was at as it normally would.

It was just nuts. The rain was painful too. It was like big needle slugs. It hurt. It fucking hurt. And it was crazy because an hour before that, we were just splashing around in the water. It's a hot day. Everything was fine and regular. And it was so to summer.

So we were just like crushing cans of like polar seltzer. It was fucking awesome. It rocks. It was a great day. How many years have we done that now? Three or four, four. Wow, that's like that. Yeah. Yeah. I love the boat. But I love. That's fun. Yeah. Yeah.

I love the boat. Boats always a great time. I love that tradition. Yeah. Yeah. Love the boat. It was just like, we just experienced all weather within like 35 minutes. We did.

We did. Never just experienced that much weather in my life. It was crazy. I was really, I was like 20% scared of getting struck by lightning. Oh, big time. Really? Dude, the lightning was like 20 percent scared of getting struck by lightning. Oh, real time. Dude, the lightning was like not far and we were in the water. It was it was bad. It was bad. Are you safe on a boat or dangerous?

Is it dangerous? Depends on if the boat has a rubber band around it, I believe. Neutralizes aligning. I think as long as you're touching metal, you're fine. It was a it was a fun boat day. Otherwise, though, it was a it was a very good time. Gavin jumped off the top. It was fun. Everyone had a good time.

Yeah, isn't that a thing with cars that they're resistant to lightning because of the rubber and the wheels? Am I making that up? I mean, that's certainly what people told me. Everyone had a good time. Yeah, isn't that a thing with cars that they're resistant to lightning because of the rubber and the wheels Am I making that up? I mean that's certainly what people told me when I was a kid. Yeah, I think I'll say for the car And be just into like where the safe zones are and not safe zones because I would not naturally think the car would be a safe zone I wonder if the boat is more safe than a car. I don't know. Does does lightning hit water?

Yeah, absolutely. That must look cool at the point of explosion. That's why like if there's a lightning storm or whatever and you're in a resort or like a pool, they'll be they'll they'll make everybody get out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I just go to the ocean. So I want to come there for some water. Get some bigger sea going.

There you go. It'll disperse the electricity and make you safer. It will. Maybe I'll turn into the blue guy from Watchmen. I guess the worst that'll happen. I'm pretty OK with it. Would your cock be out? I mean, cocks always out. Why wouldn't it be?

What do you think? This is a special event. Do you really have to get out of the water during lightning? Fish don't get out of the water and they seem fine. That's a great point. I have no argument against it. I think fish die from lightning strikes. Yeah. Hmm.

I never met a fish that died of a lightning strike. I don't meet many fish. Imagine all the fish walking, walking out of the sea. Like again? Once again? Three times this week. Every time I go to try to see Deadpool, Wolverine, or Twisters, the movies of the summer

that you should definitely see. There's a lightning storm. Would you eat fish that was struck by lightning? Of course. Oh yeah.. Yeah. Yeah, definitely I would pay a premium for it that would that would turn me into the blue guy from Watchmen See, I think that would give me like 10% flash where I'm not the flash, but I'm faster You're like flashy. Yeah, like my speed would increase, but I'm not like the flash Does that be insane?

According to the Internet, if fish are near the surface, they can be killed by lightning strikes. Water, though, is a good conductor and tends to keep the electricity near the surface. So any fish in water that's more than two meters deep generally won't even feel it. They just got to be six feet down. So as long as I swim, as long as yeah, you swim under the water, you're fine. Yeah, it's like an action movie whenever there's an explosion like as long as you're like one foot under you're good Don't worry about it's like a like when they shoot you like when there's like bullets in like the water or whatever right like that's

Not like can't kill someone Right like if they're underwater, it's true Is it like that's like a Mythbusters thing, right? Like they test it Yeah, like what really slows them down turns them all around this tumble in that Slows them down turns them all around. Yeah, like it's shreds them. They just fall to pieces They do the hokey pokey and you're safe from guns. 100 bullets of And that's what it's all about tumble around.

That reminds me of what was the movie called? It would be such a great group watch. It is Val Kilmer is in it for one scene. Christian Slater is in it for one scene. L Cool J is in it. Fuck, what is this masterminds criminal? It is any of, called Andrew. I don't actually, uh, there actually might be a character.

Mind hunters. Yeah. Mind hunters. I love mine hunter so much. And it is the ultimate. Uh, I need you guys to see this fucking look at. We really need to watch it. It's one of my favorite bad movies of all time. The going on there. It has bad movie fun. Look at what we really need to watch it. It's one of my favorite bad movies of all time. The going on there. It has bad movie fun.

Look at that. Everything about it says bad movie. So this is the premise of mine hunters. They are their go to. They're an FBI program specializing in dealing with serial killers, and they're going to like the training for it. But there is a serial killer in their mix, and they're exploiting their weaknesses against them, taking them out one at a time.

And it is great. And they break away from that premise almost immediately. But the final fight and that film is two people underwater and they try to shoot each other underwater and the bullets just don't go. So then they both put their pistols above the water and have a hold your breath contest to see who will survive. It's fucking awesome.

It's so stupid. I love that movie so much. It's great. So it's just two guns sticking out of the water. It's just two hands with pistols sticking out of the water, pointing in each other's directions And that is how that film is resolved Johnny Lee Miller. That's the dude from the hackers He's in it. Where is he on the poster? Is he in the background? He's not on the poster. Oh

He's in the silhouette in there The fact that Val Kilmer and Christian Slater on the poster is hilarious because they probably have a combined five minutes of screen time in Mindhunter. So they are not prevalent in that movie at all. I want this to be the next movie we watch. It has to be in consideration. It is directed by a guy that has only made schlocky movies. He's my favorite bad film director because they're all fun bad. They're unbelievably fun bad movies.

Everything he's ever done. He directed 12 rounds, which is wow. The John Cena die hard three ripoff. Rennie Harlan. Rennie Harlan is my guy. Mini Mine Hunters is a Rennie Harlan film. Dude, he produced. Oh my God.

He produced Cutthroat Island. Oh my God. He did a long kiss goodnight, didn't he? Yes, he did. I think so. Another fun bad movie. Man. Everything he has made that I've seen is entertaining and just like, this is really stupid. What did he do?

Driven. Die Hard 2. Yeah, driven. He did driven. Cliff Driven. Die Hard 2. Yeah, Driven. He did Driven. Cliffhanger. Deep Blue Sea. I think, who is in Driven? Yeah, Matt Hulam worked on that.

Oh, did he really? He's actually in it. He CGI'd himself into the movie. Oh, that's awesome. There's like a scene where one of the tires flies off a car in a crash and it hits people in the stands and Matt put himself as one Of people he gets hit so if you ever watch that film you can see him like a young Matt like hold his hands up like ah funny he directed a

Die Hard 2 which yeah, which is the bad has the best line of Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon He did the adventures of Ford Fairlane, which I own on DVD. Wow, dude. It's a great clip. We got it. We might. We might have to have to watch. Harland. Others. Yeah, we have.

Yeah, absolutely. Might be a Falcon stream watching some mine hunters, dude. Get on that Patreon Falcon stream like that monthly. Every month we do one thing for Falcons. It might be this. It is if I win the movie league, it's in it's a definite consideration for me for picking what the movie will be that we watch.

It's up there. It's also I'm meaning to share with you guys some very exciting news, because last time we looked at it and another one of these that talked about watching, but it was not available at the time. Blast is now available on streaming. You can rent blast digitally. Finally, I don't know what deal got passed, but the Eddie Griffin Breckenmire action film that I thought was awesome as a child, which does not hold up, is available.

We've got to do this. That's exciting. Those are my top two. That's why I want to win the summer movie league. There's gonna be one that we have to watch and it's gonna make us go. Oh, the joke doesn't. Oh, no. Oh, don't say that.

I think it's gonna be a lot of that. We already watched Condor, man. It surely can't be worse. No, it's not worth the Disney Children's film Condor, man. Surely it can't be worse. Man blast is right. Yeah, has the chance of being offensive. Mine hunters is just stupid. We're like the premise is he uses their weaknesses against them,

but they run out of weaknesses really quickly. So they just drop the premise of like. So they they kill like someone dies because they like sugar in their tea and they're like, that is his weakness. And it's like, that doesn't that doesn't make sense. Where somebody else dies because they have a smoking thing. But it's it's it's great. What a dumb movie.

I can't wait for us to watch it. Who would you say is the best and pulls off the best performance in the film? Oh, I haven't seen it in a while. This was a movie that I found on cable and just came in like 40 minutes in and have seen it like probably four times on cable throughout time. I haven't watched it recently. Oh, cool. Jay's fine.

He gives a fine performance, I'd say. Johnny Lee Miller does the Johnny Lee Miller thing. Yeah, like he he delivers. There's not like you're not going to walk away from this going like, oh, that was a good performance from any like Christian Slater movie that he did right when he went to jail. That was about rain. He went to jail. Hard rain.

Heavy, hard rain. Yeah. Heavy rain. You guys remember that movie? You went to jail? Hard rain? Heavy rain? Was that it? Heavy rain? Something like that? It was like a flood and there was a lot of property. The Morgan Freeman movie. Morgan Freeman was in it.

I want to see that. Yeah, yeah. You want to see hard rain again? Yeah. Why not? I haven't seen this since it came out. Well, he just went through it, so it makes sense. He wants to like reconnect.

Came out in 1990. That's me. I'm just like Christian Slater in Hard Rain. It rains so hard on me. I remember liking to like reconnect came out. That's me. Yeah, I'm just like Christian Slater and hard rain It rains so hard on me. I Remember liking it when it came out. I'll see it again It is a movie that apparently has a really good villain death when we're doing that draft I saw it mentioned by a few different websites. It's got Randy Quaid Ed Asner in it fuck Mini driver can't go wrong with that

Betty whites in it fuck mini driver can't go wrong with that Betty whites in it Fuckin soul speaking of drafts y'all gotta step your game up a little bit I got the I'm a triple crown winner over here. Did you win the last one? I've won all three of the last drafts We've done. I'm on a three draft winning streak Wow And now this is according to who. What do you mean? You want to be true? I pull the official Patreon poll that we do. That has to be official.

Last three. God damn it. Wow. Yeah. Get into it. Nick was close. So you always win the drafts. Eric always wins the bingo. You have to come up with more games for everybody to always win.

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That's try F-U-M dot com slash regulation to get a free gift with your order today. Thanks, Fume. Have you guys played any of the college football game came out a few weeks ago? Mainly Nick, Jeff or Eric. It would be crazy if you did, Kevin, if you were like, yeah, I can't put it down. Everything I read about it is people being miserable playing it. So I haven't bothered to touch it yet.

What are they saying about it? This is hard. I think too realistic in that bothering people. I'm sure I will. I just like it's going to be one of those things where I play it and I go, oh, this is fucking awesome. I love I forgot that I love football games. And then after like one season, I go, this is the same fucking football game as the last 25 years. I'm already bored with this.

Why did I think I wanted to play this more than ten dollars worth? And then, you know, it's just I just leave it. I feel that way every time I play a Pokemon game. I get an hour and I'm like, oh, yeah, it's just it's just the shit you never liked. You've never gotten into a Pokemon game. I liked him when I was a kid. I like Pokemon Yellow. Yeah. Play the show of it. But it's just I feel like they've not added a ton.

You got to catch them all. I've never I've actually never caught them all. Once you catch them all in the one game, why the fuck do you want to do it again in the next game if it's the same game? This is a football. I love I love video games. I love sports video games, but they always wear down really fast because you just can't. Football is football.

They can only make so many innovations into the gameplay, you know. So what has been different for me with college is as someone who doesn't have a college affiliation and doesn't really have a Canadian presence for college football. I've always struggled to find an investment point, but I've heard from college football fans like the constant complaints of the rankings are bullshit and none of this works and And everything is fucked with how it happens. And as somebody who has been leading the Hawaiian Rainbow Warriors, let me tell you, I got issues with these votes.

I don't like the media polls. I am undefeated in my season. I didn't even make the college football playoff in my undefeated season. They just bumped me at the last second. The rankings don't make sense. They're always pushing down the smaller schools for the big ones, regardless of the results like it in one season of playing this game. It made me get everything that I've heard people complain about. And I feel like I understand college football now.

They made the game the way Gavin wanted to make our movie draft where he gets all the money. I really wanted to make our movie draft. Where he just hits all the money every year. I re-listened to that. What the fuck? I re-listened to it today. I was just like, what were you thinking saying that? What the fuck are you talking about? I want to have 128 points and I want Nick to have 16. Is what you said.

I'm doing a shitty pick because he's going to have to look his way back up. But it on top of that. So I picked the Hawaiian Rainbow Warriors because I wanted to pick a school that didn't have, according to the game, a lot of prestige, smaller school. And I've been dominating with the running back on my team. And it just occurred to me last night that they might be a real person. And they are. Yeah. So now I'm all invested on Cam Barfield,

the running back for the Hawaiian Warriors, Rabel Warriors. No, I don't know if they'll get drafted. I don't know if they'll have any career at all. But because of this game, I am now a huge athletic fan of that guy. And I think that's really cool. Can I ask a question? I think that is very cool by the way can I ask a question of course is uh is there I haven't played the game So I don't know how it works, but I assume you're playing like a franchise mode

So you will then go into the offseason deal with recruiting and all that stuff and then start the next season is there a potential for? Players to leave via the transport portal? Yes. Without you being able to control it? Oh yeah. Isn't that a huge danger when you're playing a team like as a team like Hawaii to really like

have a huge breakout star on your tiny like, I don't know, division three team and then end up having them leave immediately, like punishing you by leaving immediately to go play for Iowa or something. Now you're saying that, Jeff, but we we're building a special culture here. OK, this Hawaiian program. My guys are bought in. We're we're doing good.

The only people that have tried to transfer are people that are not getting the reps they want, which OK, too bad. I got to start running back here. I'm going to feed him. I'm not going to get everybody in the flow. You can leave if you want. So you're sort I got to start running back here. I'm gonna feed him I'm not gonna get everybody in the flow you can leave if you want So you're sort of a Deon Sanders then yeah exactly yes I'm running the hot dog Express offense, and we've been cleaning up now Are you are you just calling plays or are you actually playing the game? I'm playing all the offense, okay? You play defense don't play defense only focus. I

Don't know how football works, so I don't feel comfortable playing defense. What you don't know how football works. There's like different levels of understanding football. Like, I know what they do, but I don't know what like a four, three offenses or learn. Oh, like you're trying. You can't figure out like read option stuff. Yeah. I don't I don't know the terminologies of like this defense means this. And because they're in this formation, like I am in, I can process.

Hey, that guy's open. I should throw the ball to that guy or there's a hole here. Run through that hole. I get that. So I play offense. I think that's probably most people. Honestly, I feel that is, yeah, the overwhelming defense is unsexy, you know, I think I feel like the first rule of becoming a sports fan is just coming to terms with you have opinions that are not at all informed.

Well, right that that's that's the whole point. It's kind of the joy of it. Yeah, it is. Yeah. You want to yell at insanely athletic people for underperforming when you have no ability to come even close. Or I can bitch about how Jason Tatum's not getting playing time on the Olympic team. Like I know better than Steve Kerr and and Tai Lu and all the fucking Spoh and all those other coaches that are on the team. Yeah, there should be.

You know how there's like the G League and like high end prospect leagues of like a feeding system for like college athletes or whatever to come into the pros or like to give people experience before they enter the pros. They should do that. But it's like a beer league like it is guys with normal jobs. It's a league and the most hated player for incompetence of the league gets relegated to that league for the next season

just to display how much better they are than any average person who plays the game a lot. Just like the athletic difference from the worst player. And that just like to shut everyone up. Yeah. Just like a bunch of guys that work in accounting that play hockey, the most like incompetent. It'll be like a league wide vote of who is the shittiest player. And they have to play in the rec league to be like, no, you guys, you have no idea.

There are levels to this game. Push everyone to shit in. Yeah. 40 goals a game great That's relegation I could get behind How how's everybody doing on their Doberman count anybody can't catch any Dobermans lately? I Haven't you know what I've been on top of my dog count Jeff haven't been keeping track of Dobermans I forgot about that. Have you talked about the new slack channel? I don't think we have. Oh, the hot dog channel? Yeah. Well first off I've seen three. I've seen three Dobermans since we last uploaded. Really? Two on the trail and one in a

Whole Foods which seemed weird to me but I'm not gonna tell a Doberman where he belongs so. We're doing dogs. We talked about keeping track of dogs so there's a Slack channel now whenever anybody eats a dog Just update that number What was amazing is that we have a dedicated hot dog? Slack channel, but you had a whole thing last night about Dogs you made like a dog ladder, but that wasn't in the dog slack channel Yeah, because I don't I didn't want to muddy up the dog count. I wanted the dog to remain as just numbers It's not for conversation.

It's just for counting. Yeah. Yeah. I had that thought. I evaluated this is about the dogs, but you don't want to muddy up the dog channel. Yeah, Gavin, obviously. Come on. Geez.

You say that, Eric. Do you agree? What's your opinion on this? I think the dog information could have been in there, but I'm fine as long as it exists. For here are your dog pictures. So this is, were you trying to, you were originally asking if there's multiple patties in a burger. It's still one burger. I had a Costco hot dog and the Costco hot dog is huge.

And so I was curious That was perfect next that was really funny um You delivered that at the exact volume you needed to It just seemed weird to me that or potentially odd that Every hot dog counts the same and so I looked into it And I guess the typical hot dog is like a one eighth of a pound. And the Costco hot dog is a quarter pound dog. So I was asking because I didn't I didn't really care one way or another. But does the size of the dog impact how many dogs are counted?

So like if the Costco hot dog is to a normal dog, is it two dogs or is it just one dog? Is it's a singular hot dog that's big? And the answer is one dog. That's like saying if you had a plate of sliders, is it one burger? I don't know if that's what that's like, but I don't know. I don't understand if you got tiny ones. It's it doesn't make it. It's if you have three small ones, you have three. If you did, it's on you.

If you decide to eat a bigger than normal hot dog, it's still a hot dog. That's the that's phrasing. I keep it behind. That makes more sense to me. So we're just talking about, well, what makes like what makes a burger burger? Well, it makes a hot dog, a hot dog. And it led to conversations about hot dog shapes, because the premise was that as long as it's in a bun and there's meat, no amount beyond that makes it an additional dog.

So if you have two hot dogs and one bun, that's still one dog because it's packaged as one thing. And so I drew some sketches of a hand hot dog, which is a dog down the bun normally and then like four dogs sticking out the side of it that you did. Yeah. With cheese. But no one's going to pick up one of those and think, oh, what a wonderful hot dog. They don't say that's one talk. That's what I'm saying based on this, the definition

that we've set that would be hot dog. And then at that point it looked like a ladder. Well, I would argue though, that hot dogs differ from burgers. Cause if you have two patties in one burger, it's a burger. If you had two dogs in the bun, you can easily call that a double dog. I think you would say that was two. Have you ever had that or seen someone who has done that? We talked about it and just went, that's insane. A double dog? Yeah.

Yes, the thing we're talking about? The picture that he drew, yeah. Which looks like a ladder, by the way. It's a hot dog ladder. It is a hot dog ladder, yeah. And the other one looks like a... Have you ever had the mysterious two hot dogs, one bun? No. No, I don't think so.

And that's what we were saying is that like, weird question, but I don't know that it exists. So it's really just sort of... Cause we're comparing something that definitely exists and is very common to something that potentially no one has ever had. Yes. But Nick asked if a corn dog is a hot dog.

Yeah. No, no. It's corn dog. How about corn dog? I thought it's a hot dog in a corn shell. That's not what it's called. It's called a corn dog. We're saying corn shell. I don't corn shell is such a weird way to put it. Listen, listen.

All toads are frogs, but not all frogs Therefore all hot dogs you know wait all corn dogs are hot dogs Did you look it up? Yeah, I look at all frogs or toads or whatever Yeah Gavin Gavin what I like in this too. I asked him It's like okay, so if you think it is like in a corn shell that when you see a turtle are you just going like oh that's a lizard but in like a hard shell turtle shell that's a hard shell lizard yeah look at that fuck that lizard looks fucked up what would you call the corn dog in a bun Fucked up. Fair food. Yeah, fair food. Fair food.

That might be the only way I could eat a corn dog. No, I don't think I could still. It's still a corn dog. I couldn't eat it. Wait, you can't eat corn? What are you talking about? You can't eat a corn dog? You know that. It's been since the beginning of Vogueface. I don't remember that at all. I swore off corn dogs for the rest of my life. I decided I'd eaten enough.

You swore off? Okay. I couldn't remember what the thing was. You did a bunch of corn dogs for the rest of my life. I decided I'd eat enough. Yeah, you swore off. OK, I can't remember what a bunch of corn dog updates. Yeah, I think most of the updates, well, I still don't want one. Yeah, definitely. I've definitely had to like turn down a couple of corn dogs that were pretty sexy, if I'm being honest. But you wanted to flex and stay true to my ideals. I I'm looking at all of the places that I can order hot dogs from in my area right now

and what additions they have to it. Order hot dogs. What? What do you mean? I just can't. I don't. What places? Like so hot like Sonic. We got a place called Big Wheel Burger. They got a hot dog. And I'm looking at their additions right now. And it's stuff you'd expect like bacon,

jalapeno, Monterey Jack cheese, fried onion. But you can also add a burger to the dog. There is no add a second dog to the hot dog. But there is an add a burger to the hot. But you're not adding it to the hot dog. Surely add a chicken patty to the hot dog. There's no add a hot dog. It's just going to come with it, though.

What do you mean? Are you saying it's going to end up in the bun or on it? Do you want me to order it right now and see what shows up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't fucking believe how much hot dogs keep coming up. I have you guys don't know this because why would you? In the last week, I've recorded two entire episodes on So Alright about hot dogs keep coming up. I have you guys don't know this because why would you in the last week? I've recorded two entire episodes on so all right about hot dogs. I had so much hot dog research and so many hot dog facts.

I had to do a second episode. You have a podcast that could be about literally anything. And you've hit hot dogs twice, two, two weeks in a row. I've hit hot dogs. Yeah. Oh, I turned one in the nick already. Yeah, were they good episodes? I Think they're as good as this. Mm-hmm. I think corn dogs are deeply flawed Yeah Because when you dip you meant a drizzle stuff on or dip them in stuff either both

I just feel like if I have to open my mouth really wide and I've got mustard on the end of a corndog, it's just overpowering mustard all over my tongue first and I feel like that's a flaw. Whereas if you have it hot dog format, you don't get everything you dipped as the first thing that hits your mouth. Now I just posted a picture of a hot dog that I ate and I just want to get your opinion on that because I get what you're saying, but this is so like loaded up that I don't know that I tasted the hot dog at all.

You know what I mean? What is that? Chee fritos, sour cream? It's a, it's a chili cheese hot dog with Fritos jalapenos and sour cream that so there's there's chili cheese in there and Then like all this other stuff and it's just like I mean, uh looks like you had a pearl snap back there, too Yeah, that was that was Jordan. I was drinking Lone Star dude pearls. I'm such a good fucking beer I went to this I went to this bar and there was a sign on the door

that said, please do not let the cat inside. And the cat ran inside immediately and sat on the bar and kept sniffing this woman's cooers. I can't rule. It's just like, he looks so cool. That's just the bar cat. He's awesome. And they have a little framed picture of him right there too.

How's the hot dog? Was it good? The hot dog was fucking great. I had one and then I sat down. I drank like I was having a beer and eating the dog. And then I sat there for five minutes and I went, fuck, I have to get another one. I could have eaten,

I could have eaten probably four or five. I was hoping, I went to Sam's Club yesterday with Emily she had to pick up some stuff for her work and I thought oh fuck I always hear about the Costco hot dogs I'm gonna try Sam's Club hot dog and I wish I hadn't done that. Yeah. Oh It's called a wire. Yeah, it's so rare you get a bad hot dog, but when you do it's the saddest fucking thing on earth No, what was yeah, just not all beef like hot dog like you would expect normal ass hot dog. But when you do, it's the saddest fucking thing on earth. No, what was it? Yeah. Just all beef, like hot dog, like

you would expect normal ass hot dog. It just was I think had been out for a couple of years or something. It just wasn't good. I don't know. Just didn't taste. Oh, bread tasted old. Just wasn't good. Wasn't anything. That's like you'd want it to be Yeah, it's a real bum bummer. Yeah. But got to, but yeah, we went to Costco the other day. I got a Costco hot dog and that was so good. But the worst thing about the Costco food court, that soda selection is fucking out of control.

That is the dumbest fucking soda selection I've ever seen. It doesn't make any sense. It's Pepsi, diet Pepsi, Starry, some kind of tea, some other kind of tea. That's it. So no Coke for you? You had me at Diet Pepsi and Starry. Dude, I had, I drank a Pepsi because I couldn't remember the last time I had a Pepsi. It tasted like doing yard work with my dad.

It was like, oh no, that's why I don't drink this shit. It was awful. It was like, oh no, that's why I don't drink this shit. It was awful. It was so sad. Yuck. Oh, man. Gavin, I had a thought about you yesterday that I wanted to I wanted to to talk to you about, if you don't mind. Was this before or after we spoke on the telephone? Uh, did you guys speak on the phone? Did you guys speak on the phone? Did you guys talk on the phone?

It was after. Okay. It was, I was, I was talking to you. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about you in bed last night. Not like that. Not like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know that documentary? Do you know that documentary about that guy who was arrested for murder in LA and his alibi was that he was at a Dodgers game and then it just so happened to be... Oh, the Curb Your Enthusiasm? ...that they were filming an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm and so they were able to get the guy off because they filmed him? I was thinking about how much you've filmed in your life.

Oh, how many alibis I've got? I wonder how many crimes you could solve. How many alibis? How many how many wrongs you could right? How many how much justice could be dispensed just based on the 10 billion hours of phone footage and, you know, dicking around footage you have. I mean, I could take maybe a year out of my life to try and watch it all, see what I can come up with. I'm sure, I guarantee you, there's some, I guarantee you, you caught, you inadvertently

caught something of significance on camera. That's not significant to you, and it'll probably never be realized, but that could have altered the course of something if it had been discovered. Guarantee you. We had it a little bit when I'd inadvertently filmed a serial number to something at work once that we needed. Do you remember? I don't.

Is that something you can't talk about? Probably. I mean, someone went missing. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I felt like I was like going through my evidence and I had some. Yeah. I would feel really bad because I assume I'm not going to watch a lot of this stuff until I'm elderly. I'll be like, I remember my youth, my past, and I'll be like, oh, that

guy's already been put to death. Oh shit. Oh no. That's the kind of stuff I'm going to find probably. Yeah, that's a shame. Oh, like he died yesterday. 20 years and I still didn't get it in time. Oh God. I, uh, yeah, that would be sad. Maybe don't look. Nick put up, Nick put up a poll on Twitter. Just now? Is a corn dog a hot dog is the poll that Nick just put up. OK.

And what are the standards? I just commented because when I went to tap on the tweet to see what happened, like, how are people voting? I hit yes. I voted yes. I meant no. So take one vote from yes and put it in. No. All right. I'll do it at the end.

When I hit no, it says sign in. What? Yeah, same. I'll never know the answer to that fucking poll because I'll never be able to log into Twitter again. What's it at currently? Fifty seven percent. Yes. Forty three percent. No. But we have 23 hours and 53 minutes before you know there's time. Yeah.

We'll find out tomorrow. That I'm right. Great. Do you uh, maybe it's because I just moved, but at what point in your life, Gav, do you think, like you were saying, you know, you assume you won't look at all that footage till you're elderly. There's going to be a point in your life when you just throw it away. How long do you think it's going to be before you do that? Like get rid of all the footage? Yeah, where you're just like, you're so far removed from it.

Or the technology is so old, it would be so annoying to even pull it up. You're just like, why the fuck? I'm 68. Yeah, I'm 68 years old. I haven't thought about slow-mo guys in 28 years. Why the fuck would I care about it? You know what I mean? Or like like after what Dan did to me? There's no way you know hunting around for something that plays like an MOV. I'm like I remember this type geez

I was thinking about when I was moving I have a like I hold on to all my cell phones for some reason instead of trading them in and just cuz I always feel Like there's a photo or something that didn't get transferred to the cloud or there's gonna be some Reason I would need to go back to it so I have like every iPhone I've ever had, and I just bring them from house to house. And at some point they're going in a landfill, right? Because I wouldn't, there's no way I'm ever gonna pull out my iPhone 4 to pull something out,

or to try to find something. I'm just not. I think I will, you know? I go through the hassle of moving it and putting it in a box, but I'm not. So why don't I just get rid of it now? But I can't. I think that'll be useful for you if you need to come up with fake alibis. Like if you if someone's like, where were you on the evening of whatever 2014, you can quickly

take a picture of you holding an iPhone 4 and be like, oh, here I was. Bit of Photoshop on the on the hair and that, but pay no attention to how none of the tattoos match. You're wearing the same shirt that you're wearing right now. Wow, what a coincidence. 2014, huh? That's pretty crazy. The same shirt that you're talking to the FBI about. It's a 28 megapixel photo. Check it out. Here's me holding megapixel photo. Oh, see? Check it out.

Here's me holding an iPhone 4. I just am suddenly very aware of everything that I own, because everything that I own is in the same house because I got rid of storage shed and everything. And you just start to think about the stuff you're holding on to because you think matters. And I just did a round of like cleaning out old documents that I had been saving. I had pay stubs that I had saved from when I was in journalism school in the army.

Holy shit. Do you think the IRS might need them? Yeah, just in case. I found, I had every tax return from 1994 until this year. I had saved. And so I had to go and like, I realized, I read about it, you only need to save like seven years. But I just, I had been carrying all that stuff around for so long, not even thinking about it, you know? A few years ago, I realized that I was hoarding all the little baggies of extra bolts and like an Allen wrench for every single piece of furniture I bought.

And now the first thing I do when I finish building furniture is throw every other thing away. Hell yes. If I if for whatever reason I need it, I'm happy to try and figure it out, find the exact thing I need on the internet, because that to me is cheaper time wise than dealing with mounds of allen wrenches and washers and screws and shit. I don't know what I was ever thinking I would use them for the fucking universe puts a new Allen wrench in your hand at least every three days. Yeah, it's insane.

They're everywhere and they're all the exact same size. So you end up like, I've got this bowl I need to put in. Let me try and see if my 16 Allen wrench. No, no, no, no, they're all the same. They're all the wrong size. I've seen Alan read, nope, nope, nope, nope. They're all the same. They're all the wrong size. Yeah, maybe every age that I turn that ends in a zero,

I'll have a big old clear out. I think you should. I think it's probably good for you. You don't realize how much stuff you're holding onto for how long, you know? I just like, I had like all the documents from when I bought my first house, which is cool. That seems important to me.

And I thought briefly, I was like, well, should I hold onto this as like a record? But I sold that house in, you know, whatever, 2011 or something, 2012. Why do I need a record of owning a house from 2005 until 2012? Like, what is that? What purpose is that gonna ever, what practical purpose could that ever serve?

The only thing I could even come up with is like, maybe someday somebody in the future could say, no, you didn't. And I could go, here's the deed, you know, but who am I? Who do I? Who is that person? And why would I want to prove them wrong? You know? And how inconvenient would it actually be if you didn't have that?

Yeah, exactly. I feel like the biggest change for me moving straight from a house that my parents lived in to a house that I owned myself was that pretty much growing up, if I put something down it would get cleared up at some point. Like if I was drinking out of a glass of water, I popped it down, came back to it 20 minutes later it's already been put in the dishwasher or something. I'm like, oh, now it's to the point where like I'll move into a house. I did it with this one and I was putting stuff in the cabinets and one of them, I needed a, I needed more space. So I took one of the shelves out and I just lent it against a wall in the

kitchen. And then literally two years later, I was like, wow, that really hasn't, I really, I should put that somewhere else. Like I just, I can put stuff down and then it literally doesn't move. It just gets caked to dust because there's no one to clear up. It's just such a weird feeling. It's a weird way to look at time. I'm just like, I put that down probably 700 days ago. And it sat there undisturbed for 700 days and would sit there for another 700 days if I didn't do something about it.

When I moved out of the the house that I was in for that, for 700 days and would sit there for another 700 days if I didn't do something about it. When I moved out of the house that I was in for that, I don't know, five and a half years or whatever I was in, I found through the house all these little projects that I had started like in a corner of my closet, like, oh, I was started to rearrange this and then I just never got to it. When did I do that? And you're like, oh fuck, I did that in 2019. So I just ignored that little corner for four years, I guess. Wow. Yeah. You know, I finally, I think last year I got rid of my last like pandemic pile of shit. I think I was, it was like a pile of stuff I made when I was rearranging my stuff to work from home and I was like,

oh, it's all just been there for years. It feels icky to me. I have to have to move stuff around otherwise I get weirded out by it. It's like we we did this morning, we played Mount Your Friends. We did a gameplay in it and we played it on Steam, but they recommend you play it with a controller. And I had had a controller hooked up to my Xbox or an Xbox controller hooked up to my PC since I was recording achievement hunter videos in my office at my old house and I was having trouble with a Connection one day and I just got mad and I unplugged the dongle and I threw it in a little box that was next to my desk And it sat in that box that would have been

2019 maybe it sat in that box until yesterday when I realized, oh, I have that. And I could play on a controller again. And I went into my garage and I found where it was and I plugged it back in. Like. I just had a thing that worked great that I just didn't use for four years, because I just didn't think about it, you know? I've never lived in a house for very long. I think the longest I ever lived in the same place was. Maybe seven years or something, but I'm always fascinated by the people who grow up in a

house and then they move out, get their own house. But then they can still go back to their childhood house if their parents didn't move. And I think that'd be such a half cool, but half disturbing feeling to be like, Oh, that's where I took a shit for the first time. I always think it's weird when you like, I mean, it's kind of it's kind of cool. I guess it's not weird, but it's cool because that's kind of the whole idea of like creating generational wealth is usually through property and passing property down. But I think it's weird to be like to live as a grown up and raise a family like in the house you were raised in, you know, like my uncle lived in my grandma's house when she moved in with my aunt at some point.

And he was like in his 50s living in the house that he was raised in. And it just, it's cool because there's like a lineage and a familiarity there, but it also must be a little weird and gotta be stifling in some way, I would imagine. I don't know. I bet it's cool when you're like, where did I put that thing? Instead of being like, I wonder which move I lost that during. So Andrew's. Andrew's busy. Andrew's dealing with his anus, I think. Yeah. He's been in a fight for his life for

15 minutes now. However, however, he did order the hot dog burger chicken. I don't know. I don't know what it means, but he's going to reveal it on the next episode. Nick said he didn't mute his discord. That's terrible. He said, I'll read. He said, I might not make it back. My body just won't quit. So he said, I'll reveal the hamburger dog chicken thing next episode. If you wonder why Gavin and I suddenly were having an in-depth conversation just between the two of us for about 15 minutes. That's what's been going on. That was us professionally vamping.

Pretty good. Good job. That's what's been going on. That was us professionally vamping You have you giving all your old iPhones to Millie and telling her to give them to her kids Leave those two are in the will Good luck finding a connector All the fucking screens are busted on all of them Every fucking one of them Yeah, it's at that point now. We're at this time of the year I don't know if everyone else deals with this where my shitty phone won't last a day. Do you have that? No? Oh, yeah, no, I'm okay right now. Oh really you can get all the way to the evening. Yeah, uh-huh I can well I have about No, I'm okay right now. Oh really? You can get all the way to the evening? Yeah. Uh huh.

I can, I have about, when I get into bed at night, I usually am sitting around like 18 to 24% battery. Yeah. Right now. Huh. But I'm not on my phone all the, like I'm on this fucking computer more than anything anymore these days. Yeah, I'm not doing stuff.

I listen to stuff from the phone quite a lot though. It's like Bluetooth playing something. No, I'm like that Gavin, but also like there's a lot of quick work and stuff, update things or whatever social posts, whatever that I do from my phone. So I get a lot of work done from my phone, which is nice, but I don't know. I got that whatever the newest good iPhone is and it's like, it's fine. But the battery life is only like medium good. I think it's OK. Dude, the best purchase I've made in the last like four years is Henry.

When he was near the nearing the end, he was incontinent. He pissed. I don't know if you guys remember this. He pissed all over my laptop. I destroyed it and I had to buy a new laptop and I was bummed about it So I bought the cheapest MacBook Air you can buy about like a $600 MacBook Air It's been the best fucking computer I've ever had and it has a really amazing Battery life that that talk about like shitty iPhone battery life My MacBook Air is the opposite of that that thing is fucking wild how long that battery lasts and I end up because it's so small

And easy to use I think I use it where I would use my phone a lot. Like if I'm gonna go to a coffee shop or something, it's just easy to bring that instead of like trying to work on my phone. So that's probably why I use a little less, a little less phone. Yeah, that definitely makes sense. For sure. I hate doing any work on my phone. Yeah. Oh, I yeah, I don't I don't like it. But I don't I don't want to go. I hate spending all day in my office. I'll go insane. I have to be in a different room. I just have to. Yeah. Have you thought about putting your computer in a different room and using it from another room? What? Moving my computer? Like my PC? Put it, drill a hole in the wall. You want me to unplug and re hook up my PC in a different room? Yeah. Bit of variety?

Yeah. That of variety? Yeah. That, no, I don't consider doing that. If you're asking if that's, if I thought about doing it, no. Not yet. Good to know. I think I'd probably just buy a laptop if I had to do that. Andrew said I got a hot mic and explosive anus.

Oh no. It's very likely that Vince Vaughn is to be blamed for this. What is he talking about? Did he watch a Vince Vaughn movie and think, Oh, I'm going to have that for dinner. And then do you think he drank his slushie? Well I don't know. A lot of people have pointed this out to Eric. You were very protective over us blowing a balloon up in each other's mouths, but you

were all for Andrew sucking down a four month old slushie. No, just taking a sip. Alright. I'm with you, Gav. I think there's something there. I think Eric might secretly be trying to kill Andrew. No, not at all. I just think if he thinks it's good, then who am I to say it's not?

Well, let me ask you this then. Can I blow up a balloon in Andrew's mouth? No. Do you think if one of us dies, the rest of us will become a little more powerful? No. Like we'll absorb their power. Yeah. Like Jet Li and the One. I don't think so. Except if Andrew dies, we'll just all get his anus. We all have exploding anus. I already have his anus. I got enough anus over here. I don't need his. Do you think who's got the best anus of the

group Nick I eat pretty poorly like it's always Nick like who can run the fastest she's the fastest yeah he's the fastest he's got the best ass you know it's just classic yeah I'm healthy so do. I'm healthy. So do you do exercise, Nick? Is that why you can run the fastest? Yes, I I play basketball a lot. Yeah, he clearly exercises. He looks like he's in great shape. I mean, the thing that I know about Nick is that he played basketball in what seemed like a very upset way every day

for like three years at the office where he would just put on headphones and disappear and shoot hoops in a way that I can only imagine was like fucking goddamn fucking Jesus Christ and just going out and doing that. That's just how it felt. Here's the thing about Nick, right? He's very thin, yet we know how much he eats.

He eats like a barbarian. That's like that's well documented. Right. Yeah. So for Nick to maintain that weight, eating as much with as much intake as he has, he must have an insane metabolism rate. And the only way to maintain a metabolism rate that high at his age is through strenuous and consistent activity. Absolutely.

Yeah. I want to be able to beat Nick at the 1500. Oh, I want you to. I think that would be good. Because I used to run that at school. I wasn't the fastest, but I could run long. And what year was that? Let me think.

Yeah. Probably, probably legitimately the summer of 98. Oh, nothing's changed. You'll be, if you could do it, then you can do it now. It was a magical year, Gavin. When was the last time you ran it, Nick, if ever? We're the same age, so probably probably 98 or 99. I think we should do it.

I think we should get together to see. All right. Me and Jeff will film it. Would love to see you guys do it. Good luck keeping up. Oh, yeah. I'll see you guys at the finish line. I'm also worried that I'll be, I'm overconfident and I'll legitimately die. You're going to hurt yourself. You're going to be legitimately hurt and Meg is going to kill us.

Yeah. Yeah. I want to do this. I want to do this and I want to film it with you, Jeff. Like me and you standing at like the finish line. I want to be eating hot dogs while we do it. Oh, I think that's a great idea. Be able to knock off some of my 70.

Can maybe Nick and I get a, can that be like a halfway dog station? You want to stop halfway to eat a hot dog to keep running for distance? Just a bite. Just a bite. Just a bite. I like this idea. I want something to be looking forward to. Yeah, let's do it. 100 percent, dude. Should we call Andrew on the phone?

Yeah, go for it. Ring him up. Ring him up. I can't use the phone. What? I don't have... If it's a phone call, if it's not like FaceTime, I can't do it. What? Yeah.'t have, if it's a phone call, if it's not like FaceTime, I can't do it. What?

Yeah. I got no service. Well, there you go. You made it through another episode of the Regulation Podcast. You, can you believe we talked about hot dogs twice in the episode? Did you get enough hot dog talk? I bet you didn't. If you didn't, there's a twofer coming over on the So Alright podcast.

Don't forget to check that out for even more hot dog facts and figures. And in the meantime, we're gonna be eating hot dogs and running real fast and we'll see you next week. Oh yeah, go to Regulatreon.com and find out all about how to give us money or not. Or not. Why would you wanna learn about how to not give us money? Well, they don't have to give us money or not. Or not. Why would you want to learn about how to not give us money?

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