F**kface - Episode 20 is the New Episode 17 // Rat Fur Ravioli [20]

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gavin's bonus idea, we don't have that, cheek clamping, funniest fish, octopus, eddie murphy, hot dog count, dollar dogs, kid foods you can't eat, chef boyardee, Geoff tooth story, Eric tooth story, presidential hats, doberman symbolism, Geoff's supplemental idea, Shmee Mode update, and Falcon Draft. Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at https://shopify.com/face. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You said ready and then you just went into it. That's not on me. That's you. When I say Gavin, are you ready? I'm probably talking to you. Yeah. Got it. Good time. All right. Here we go. Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is episode 20. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always. Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, Eric Badour. Hi, boys. Hey, how's everyone doing?

You know, I heard I heard you hear regulation. Episode 17 was like the face episode 16 of regulation. Well, really, it's what I saw. So we need to do like 15 more 17s then yeah Yeah, it's a shame with three beyond it now, but oh shit What was the 17 that was so damn special? I think the fact I think the fax machine thing a lot of people really connected with I think that really worked

There you go Man, can you guys believe it? It seems like just yesterday we were like itching to get episode one out. We are 20 episodes into this podcast and I went back and I looked. The old podcast ran for 206 episodes, one to two hundred and five, two hundred and six episodes. Yeah. So we're like 245 of 246 episodes in to a production now. That's fucking crazy if you add it up that is that's hard to believe Do you think we're on episode 4 it will be like remember episode 20? Which 20 this 20 do you do you think will be like hard to believe we didn't know at the time that episode 20 was

The new episode 17? Oh my god If only we didn't record 15 episodes ahead, so we would have known I Guess 20 episodes or how many? 23 Right there. Yeah, what 23 nailed it? 17 we're not a math podcast. Please stop. No. So if you get six hot dogs. Hard to believe that after 224, 25

episodes, this podcast still just flows like this. Jesus Christ. Andrew, last night we went to. Oh, we're going straight into this. Well, I wasn't going to go necessarily straight into dogs, but I was going to run run my idea by you. Oh, I'd love to hear your idea. What's your idea? Well, you know how some companies they'll, you know, you get a little dispersed, you might get a little company bonus, right? Yes. And I thought maybe the way that regulation does its bonuses could

be more chance based. Eric and Jeff didn't, I think Jeff didn't like the idea. Jeff didn't like the idea. Let me say this, compared to my previous working engagement where my bonus chance was no chance, I'm okay with this. That's C, now you should shut up because you're not gonna be, I don't think you're gonna be feeling better about this at all.

After me and Nick asked some questions, I was more on board than what we were at initially, where I thought we were about to give $50,000 to a baseball player. But Gavin clarified, and so I want him to pitch this ID to you and see what you think. Like $50,000? So say it's-

By the way, the number $50,000 is getting thrown around like we have fifty thousand dollars That is such a bullshit arbitrary. You might as well Money come three tickets like three free meals at Wada burger. Yeah, it's like 50 But it'll be five hundred million dollars the bonus is gonna be a Bugatti is what it is Well, yeah might as well be but we're trying to keep it in the realm of that. Almost sounds like it could be real. $50,000. So I thought for the year, for the year for the company bonus, we take out $50,000, right?

Not sure where all that's coming from, but we'll take out 50 grand. You win a 50 50 at the baseball game and you get 50,000. So much dumber than that. And here's what we do. We pick a rare occurrence. And last night's rare occurrence was at the baseball game. If the ball gets hit over the net towards you and you catch it in a hot dog, you get the bonus. OK. Thoughts? What happens if that nobody gets it? What happens to.

Then the money gets returned to the account and we move on. Okay. I mean... The only way to get a bonus is to catch a foul ball or a home run with a hot dog. No, that was just one instance of it. That was the instance. So is it a yearly scenario? How many times can there be a rare event occurrence? Oh shit! My headphones died! Oh shit my headphones died. Oh shit. Oh I've been trying to show another rare occurrence like it's gonna net him $50,000 I can't tell if this is a bit where he doesn't want to answer I can't

To the audience enough we don't have $50,000 Like this don't have $50,000 to play with like this. Don't get these. Gavin's stupidity is tricking you into thinking that we have $50,000 to be done with. We absolutely do not. It's an insane amount of money. But it would just be one person's bonus for that year

and that'd be it, no more bonuses. Okay, let's just take a step back. $50,000 as a bonus, that is a salary. That is a year it. No more bonuses. It's just OK. Let's just take a step back. Fifty thousand dollars as a bonus. That is a salary. That is a year salary. That is insane. Yeah. Yeah. OK. So you. So the idea is you have to. It's a rare occurrence.

You didn't answer my question because your headset died. How many rare occurrences can occur in a year? I would say if if the majority of the company is together in person, you can pick a rare occurrence, but it's gotta be rare. I'm, we're talking less than maybe 0.1 of a percent chance of happening. Chances are the money goes nowhere every single time, every night of the year. Could I maybe argue? The money that doesn't exist continues to not exist in that way.

But I sell more celestial glaboses. We'll have this kind of cat. We sold like 300 copies of it. That's insane. I have a pretty insane. What is it like? Two dollars. How much was it? About 200. It was 299. It's about 275 copies more than I thought we'd sell.

It is. Yeah. Congratulations. You both have sold a piece of smut. That's awesome. We're we're three hundred copy selling authors. I feel like that's not a rare occurrence. I feel like that's probably the majority of first time publishers. So you're saying the amount is the issue. What if we take a zero off? I would. OK. I mean, there's a lot of ways you can sit back on this.

I would maybe argue that it is not a rare occurrence for that to occur during one dollar hot dog night. The park is filled with dogs. Yeah, but the chances of a bull coming right at you and catching it in the dog, you have to have not eaten your dog. I think it's more rare if it's not one dollar hot dog night where you may not have a dog. I think this isn't.

I would say that what you're saying is in a rare occurrence. Well, let me ask you this. Did it happen last night? Did anyone catch a ball with a dog? That doesn't mean that it's. I would argue if I could come up with a rare scenario for your rare occurrence, it's not a like it doesn't work. So that's not enough. I don't think so. I think what you're saying is very unlikely, but I don't know if it's super rare. Okay. Well, I mean, we didn't do this. We didn't put this into play because we didn't all agree on the concept. But yeah, we didn't all agree on it.

And I'm not sure if you can figure out who the person who agreed with the least was. So are you going to rob a bank? Like, where's the 50,000? I was just imagining if we got successful enough to do bonuses, right? That could just be how it's decided. No. The amount and the method could be up for debate. I think this is a terrible idea on all fronts. First of all. OK. I'd rather use that. The idea that anybody just gets a bonus like I'd rather in a scenario

in which that is an amount of money we have to play with. I would rather go into the content and not just somebody gets a random fucking bonus. That's terrible. Uh, second of all, what if you caught the ball in the bun though? I don't, that's cool. Like, why can't that just be the moment? I just want to be like, yeah, because imagine, imagine how great that moment would be if you did that and then you stood up and you went oh my god I just won fifty thousand dollars

You're definitely making it on Sports Center that day We did it we did it for a second where a guy was throwing like big stuffed balls Around the like oh here's like the fan giveaway like the sixth inning and Nick caught one of the big stuffed balls And we start everyone started yelling, you won $50,000. It was a great moment. It was really good. He caught it with his hands though.

Schmuck. Can I twist Gavin's idea a little bit? Yeah. Because, I mean, what you're saying, I love it. And that's not true. I'm just trying to be nice and supportive of your idea. But instead, what if it's like a negative? You catch a ball with the hot dog, you owe everybody else in the company a total of $50,000

distributed each way. Like a hole in one and golf, like you buy everyone drinks. Yeah, exactly. But you owe. Well, no one would ever do it. Okay. So what you want to happen to. Okay.

So say, Andrew, we went to Vancouver Island. We went crabbing. Yeah. And whoever had a bird drop a fish in their butthole, one fifty thousand dollars. And it happened to you. You wouldn't be for that. Not in the context in which you're saying it. In the context of it somehow being money that we have and we're signing a bonus of company funds, I don't like that. If like, but does he want to fish in his butthole?

Yes. Yes, absolutely. The whole point is it's never gonna happen. At Sunday. Then why? Yeah, I don't... Because if it did happen, it'd be a goddamn nightmare to unfuck. If a fish landed in your anus, wouldn't you think, man, that's worth 50 grand? Fifty thousand dollars, but fish goes in your anus and you're crabbing.

What says you? If if that scenario were set up and then it naturally happened, I wouldn't believe in the universe anymore. Yeah. Like that would that would be a reality breaker for me. We're not executives in suits taking bonuses. It's not us. We don't do it. I was just putting out a if I had $50,000. Some guys like I do.

I did fish flew in my butthole and then it showed up randomly. Trust me. You don't want it's like it's like a Reddit. It's like a subreddit. Like, hey, how did you randomly. Trust me, you don't want it. It's like it's like a reddit. It's like a subreddit. Like, hey, how did you get your $50,000? That is see, like once again, if you put this on a government level, Gavin, we're like, it's it's just like a random pool. Like if the your state or your country put out a rare occurrence bounty

in which they're giving money to, if someone is able to do this, I'm all about it. The idea of like a government being like, okay, anyone who gets a fish in their butthole while crabbing that gets dropped from a bird, $50,000 this year. There wouldn't be a crab left in that country in two years. Yeah, everyone would be crabbing with buttholes out Well, no one will be actually crabbing. They'd be dodging crabs holding their buck cheeks open

Fucking whole shoreline of dudes holding their asses open like goats. He's trying to catch fish You know, I wouldn't bother doing it, but I would just I would just walk the line selling some I would just walk the line selling sunscreen. I'll buy it, but you got to apply it. I could make more than 50 grand just flogging sunscreen. You know the clamp in like casino where he clamps the guy's head? Could you use that to keep your cheeks open? Cause otherwise I think it would be exhausting. It'd be a fatiguing process to have to hold the cheeks.

It'd be so annoying, though, if you had to stop, take a piss or something and then a fish landed right where you just were. Dude, you're in front of the thing. You're just you're pissing into the water. You're going right into the sea. If you got the crab. If I'm at a point in my life where I'm legitimately getting up every morning and clocking in a solid eight hours

of holding my asshole open to catch a fish in it because I need the money that badly. I'll probably just piss all over myself in the moment and not care. Oh yeah. Things are so much worse for me at that point. Nothing's moving me off that asshole line. What is the funniest type of fish to catch in your asshole?

Sardine. Swordfish. Oh, a swordfish is really good. Just land with like a... Dugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugudugud in. Oh boy, what are you talking about? If he's pointy and going in, then it looks like you have, you know, there's a swordfish coming out of me. That's funny. However, if he goes in the backside, like backwards and he's pointing out, then you have like a weapon. Like all of a sudden you've got like a tail weapon and you can sword fight fish people. And I think you're set. I think this might be good you have a frickin flowerpot for an anus?

How are you catching the back end of the fish? Wait, are you not catching a fish? Wait a second Jeff pretend you're the chief of police a cabman officer. I'm gonna do your office. Yeah, sir Sir, yes. Have a seat. Yeah, you're not gonna believe what happened today You know how no they're trying to catch fish in their asshole to get the $50,000? Unfortunately, yes. Yeah. Well, it happened. And then it was a swordfish. And the guy who won in a fit of rage started stabbing everybody

with the swordfish in his ass. I don't know if we want to take like 70,000 and put a like a hit on him not a hit But like you know like a bounty Wanted alive We probably were the police we probably shouldn't just put out a public hit Yeah, let's assassinate him sure great Classic chief of police class police class fish, but guy, maybe we can just try to arrest him the normal way.

I just like the idea of Eric. Like he said, swordfish and as point her out, like you're a bee and just poking all the guys on the crab and sending them into the water. That's funny. I, I got to point, Nick said puffer fish in the chat. And I think that's pretty fucking funny, too. Especially if it goes in unpuffed and then puffs your butt out. Yeah. And you think you think a puffer fish in the talons of a bird is going to remain unpuffed?

Is that what your bottle is? It's happened so far. No, as we dropped by a bird. Oh, right. Maybe he catches it asleep. Maybe that's why it drops it. And then once it's dropped, he feels safe. So he retracts.

That's exactly nestles into your butthole. And then he gets nervous and he pops out. And then it's basically like sinking a hanging a picture on a wall. He puffs out and then he wants to be aerodynamic for the fall so he gets small again and Then upon impact is like where the fuck am I I gotta get out of here and repuffs Worst I'm gonna Google this worst fish to catch This conversation took a massively different turn than I was expecting. A halibut would just be unpleasant. It's just nothing close.

Nothing close. You know, it'd be kind of handy if it wasn't, uh, what are the, the light fish? We've talked about them before and we're forgetting their name. Got a light on it. Angler fish. Yeah. An Angler fish have a little nightlight coming out the back. Be perfect.

What bird can go that deep? I just think it's a great idea, because then you get fifty thousand dollars and a nightlight. So you're really winning. This is fantastic. I think the anglerfish maybe just wanted to go on a little trip and see what was going on up there. Head north. See what's happening.

Any results, Jeff, on your fish search? No, the the results were largely useless the the most interesting one I already closed it was large gaping wound or hole around anus the problem would be you'd have all the fakers put like a Billy bass in their ass pretending that Does an octopus count or no no, okay? What does an octopus count or no? No. OK, I'm only saying no because I want that guy to get rejected and have to be like, but it, but it did the bird dropped it. That's next time. I think an octopus can get through a gap the size of its beak, right? Oh, yeah, they can get small.

So an octopus, if it wanted to, could take refuge in someone's eyes. That is so terrifying to me. I've never thought about that. But as an octopus ever gone in a butt. I mean, definitely has to have. What do you mean? According to Reddit, shower thoughts, an adult octopus can crawl in your mouth, go through your entire body and go out your butt with very little effort.

It's like the movie Life. That's what happens to Ryan Reynolds in life. The beginning in his mouth out the ass. Was that it? That was a movie about an octopus. Oh, the alien is kind of like an octopus in the beginning of the movie. It's got tentacles slips around, goes inside Ryan Reynolds mouth and goes through and then goes all the way out his butt with little effort. Yeah, essentially.

It's the effort that counts, though. So, Gavin, what do you think about your bonus idea? Yeah, I guess. Give it give it a miss. So I'm not trying to catch a fish in my butt? No. But I've already greased up my cheeks. Got my ass in a vice here, just holding it open. I mean the whole point of each thing would be

you want to put the money on the line knowing it would never happen. But it might. Here's the deal. I appreciate the creativity. I appreciate you taking a swing. I don't want to discourage you from it. I think maybe you just need to go back in the lab and then and take another swing at it. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah.

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She listens to the show, so she's listening to whatever your question is right now and I could. Oh, what's the question? So she had a Emma whatever your question is right now. And I could. What's the question? So she had a Emma Stone's nipples are weird, right? Yes. Oh, shit. Oh, no. OK. What? She wasn't listening to the show at that point. And she told me to not tell anybody that. So I've dubbed you in there.

I'm going to have to have a conversation about that. OK, I'll do that. That's fine. Anyway, continue. Maybe you should just cough really loud at this part in the podcast when she's listening to it. I was just wondering her thoughts on Eddie Murphy's nipples. OK, because they shocked me in their size. Absolutely midiscule.

They look like they look like somebody is getting ready to play Connect the Dots and they just started. I don't think I've ever seen a smaller nipple on a mat. That is a really small nipple. What move is that? The Golden Child. What is that? Coming to America. Okay.

Interesting. You've been on a really Eddie Murphy kick recently. What was the other one I did? Oh, Beverly Hills. Yeah, we did all the Beverly Hills cop stuff. Still waiting on rankings from TPG. He wanted to go back and rewatch the first after watching two and three. I got to say, by the way, I finally sat down and finished watching four. Pretty good. I enjoyed it.

It was way better than three. Yeah, way better than three. I'm happy they made it. I'll say that. Me too. I like that everyone came back. I wish I liked it. It was way better than three. Yeah way better than three. I'm happy they made it. I'll say that too I like that everyone came back. I liked it. I enjoyed that too. I wish Taggart didn't look as I mean He's like 78 years old. What are you gonna do man? He did But I feel like a lot of people when they return to a character they kind of forget how to play him I feel like he absolutely nailed it the exact same guy. Oh, yeah, absolutely He definitely everybody who was in it did a fantastic job The only thing that kind of bummed me out is the judge Ryan Hodel was barely in it

I wish he'd been in it more you know other than that. I really know criticisms of it Have you guys seen bad boys for no no not yet? I need to because I was talking shit about it the other day, and I haven't seen it No, you should one oh man. I didn't want to give dollars to it while it was a part of the that's fair I They do They really amplify the Reggie character And I think it might be the best acting career as far as the film art goes Because that guy has only been in bad boys 2 3 & 4 and his character arc

progression through those films is so goddamn good. I think I might like bad boys for it's not as good as two. It might be my second favorite in the series only because of the Reggie character. You guys really need to watch it just for Reggie. He's phenomenal. Absolutely. Well, definitely check it out. His scene was like the funniest part of bad boys, too. And I would say his what they do with him and for is so unexpected. It is so great that he's the highlight of that film as well. To the point where I'm kind of tempted to be like, I just want a Reggie movie,

but I'm worried that that would ruin the Reggie character. Like, I don't know if I actually want maybe it's the perfect amount. But man, does that guy steal the show? He's phenomenal. Other movie. You know, just a quick side. Jeff, watch Rebel Ridge. That just came out on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's from the Blue Ruin guy.

It's phenomenal. Really good. OK, I'll watch Rebel Ridge. Absolutely. I heard somebody else talking about it saying it was good. I can't remember where that's really good Yeah, and uh Well, I guess we should go back to baseball right one dollar baseball night I pitched to you guys that you should all go to one of these get some dogs done do some supplemental content potentially

It was last night. I have muted the hot dog chat So I don't know anything about the event outside of Gavin's insane idea. How did it go? How would you guys say you're feeling? And maybe don't tell me the dog numbers yet. Maybe I should I guess first or how do you know your predictions? Yeah, that's OK. So my question for each of you before I guess is how many dogs did you think you would have during $1 hot dog

night at this baseball game? Did you have a numbered mind of like, I'll probably have this many? I did. Yes. How many did you have, Jeff, in your head? Not how many did you eat? How many were you thinking going in? Did you have?

I thought I would eat two. I typically eat two when I go to a baseball game. I was hoping I would eat nine. Nine. OK, that. Once again, it's not a race. Six. Eric was six. What about you, Nick? I was thinking four, probably. OK, I think I think Nick ate six would be my guess.

I think Gavin ate six would be my guess. I think Gavin ate two. I think Jeff ate three. And I think Eric ate four. I think everyone went under right at their number outside of Nick, who went over his projected total. I'm now going to open the Slack channel. To start, see is start seeing some of these. I've muted it. Let's click it. Oh, boy. OK, I'm getting the channel. Eric had I started with five.

It's kind of confusing the way we've done this because it's an updating total. So Eric completed the first dog, then Nick, Nick, Nick ate four dogs before anyone else updated their totals. Then Eric ate a second dog. Then Gavin ate his first dog on the board, baby. Gavin ate his first dog 36 minutes after Nick and Eric ate their first dog. And Nick had consumed four dogs at this point, according to this list. Then we moved to Nick eating two more dogs, putting him at six.

Eric has another dog at three. Jeff gets in on the action. He's on the board. Eric eats two or one more dog. Or no, you're saying Gavin's still at one. Jeff eating dogs. There's a video. Jeff ate two more dogs.

Uh-huh. What a night for... Gavin ate one hot dog! I'd like to point out too, I got to the party late. I didn't show up to the sixth inning, otherwise I would have been in early on the dogs. Jeff got there late and housed them. I ate five dogs total. I started the night with five, I ended the night with ten on my on my board I like that one point Nick was going so fast that he updated his number like twice in the same message You nailed me and Nick though. You were right Nick had six. I had three you get Eric had one more than you thought and Kevin had

It was an insanely average hot dog I would have given it five out of ten It was one dollar You paid a dollar. What do you think you're getting? I mean if it if I went a different week It was four bucks. It wouldn't have been any better Hey, Jeff. How was the first the hot dog that you ate? Oh, the Chicago dog I paid extra for? Fucking awesome. Yeah. Awesome.

Ask me how my dollar hot dogs were. How are the hot dollar hot dogs? They taste about like a dollar hot dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's alright. They do different dogs with dollar hot dog night? Yes. Okay. What?

Dollar hot dog night is the list that expired and leftovers. They gotta get rid of them. They're the small, they're like the small hot dogs. I just thought they reduced the price of the normal hot dog. That'd be a fair thing to think. That's what I would have guessed. Because there's like stuff like the Chicago dog and like the chili cheese dog and everything. And I think that's like a slightly bigger dog. But you might still want a bog standard. They have bog standard and they do reduce the price for those. But that's they just call them a dog standard. It's the yeah, they don't say bog standard.

They say dog standard. The way that small hot dog Gavin's describing it, I'm imagining that they have like the meat truck from Joe Exotic revealed where all of his like pizza meats are coming from. But that's like the baseball hot dogs. It's just rotting hot expired hot dogs in the back of the truck. It's just hot dog central in there. Gavin will only eat one of those apparently. Yeah, Gavin only one dog the whole night.

Well, I want to know, how did you feel Nick after having six? How did you feel last night after you went home? I felt fine last night. Not so good this morning. Oh no. I had a little gurgles. Little gurgles? So should we list everybody's current hot dog total for the year?

Remember going from August 1st to August 1st. I think that's a great idea. Yeah. All right, Nick you are at August 1st. I think that's a great idea. Yeah. All right, Nick, you are at how many dogs? I'm at 10 now. Eric? I am also at 10 dogs. Gavin, you're at?

One. Yeah, and then Andrew, you are? I'm at 10. You're at 10, and then I'm at 16, I believe. Yeah, again, not a competition. No, not at all. Not a competition. But I will say, Jeff, you taking the dog lead makes me feel better about having a dog because I got room. Yeah.

I don't want to lead the dog pack. I appreciate you taking the front and leading the charge on the dogs. It is so circumstantial, too. I just happened to be going to hot dog heavy locations around the same time we started this. Yeah, it's wild how it all worked out. So, Andrew, you're not having any additional dogs than your normal intake. It's hard to say because we've been so hot dog focused recently. I feel like that's probably influenced, like I'm thinking of them more often. It's definitely influencing us. Yeah, 100%.

There's definitely hot dogs are in the air. And I think we all went to a baseball game for hot dogs. Yes, there's a spirit to this thing. Again, it's not a competition. It's about how many hot dogs you eat in a year. And this, it all makes sense. Dollar hot dogs and eat six. Like that's, I put down five or six when it's dollar hot dog night, when I'm not within the counting Capacity of this podcast so it makes sense to me Do you guys get any supplemental content out of the trip outside of just the dog eaten? Filmed a film the couple of cell phone videos, but that's about it

I'm excited to see this yeah, unfortunately. I showed up so late and then yeah I'd be mostly done. I mean Gavin came up with that whole bonus idea, which I'm still pretty warm on so it may be something we can revisit, you know. Interesting. Hey, uh, I don't understand. What if the bonus is paid in hot dogs? I'm not into it now. So even if it was the most delicious dog, Gavin, think you'd only have what? Three? Would I have had three if it was delicious? Yeah, because you said you went in with wanting three, right? That was your plan.

No, I wanted nine. Oh, nine. Oh, Jesus. And you ended up with one? Yep. Have you ever had nine hot dogs? No, I just wanted to get on the board and also overtake someone. How's that going? Well, doll a wanted to get on the board and also overtake someone.

How's that going? Well, don't want a hot dog on it. I mean, if you have any hope of doing that, you should probably get on it now. Oh, I don't think I don't think Gavin is ever going to overtake anyone. Well, here's the thing. I would say I've had more years of life where I had no hot dogs than when I had one or more. Somebody I saw a comment. Is a buddy what was the thing you presented before the sausage on a bun? Buddy a buddy. No, that's an A&W what a hot dog buddy a bunty like the bacon buddy thing or whatever yeah whatever the fuck that was hot dogs on a bun like a like

a buddy or a BAP yeah whatever whatever you're saying likeAP. I yeah, whatever. Whatever you're saying. Like a sausage sandwich? Yeah. Isn't that is I mean, that's kind of a hot dog. Not really. It's like sausage. It's just like sausage. It's not like that's kind of a hot dog.

I mean, it's like a they're not they're adjacent. They're not wildly different. The fuck are you talking about? A sausage and a hot dog or like cousins. Yeah, but usually the sausages are sliced up and it's got that sauce and it's in a it's in a round bun. Yeah. No, I mean, listen, I'm not saying they're one to one, but you're acting like you have no experience in the dog game.

And I think I think you're underestimating your previous experience. I agree with Andrew. I see what he's saying. I have certain foods where a bad experience as a kid has kind of sullied the food. Like, I couldn't eat carrots until I was like 20 because I choked on one. Was it raw? What type of carrot was it? It was cooked. I was just having my veg as a kid. I choked on a bunch of mushy carrot. Okay. Couldn't eat them again.

So what about like Shepard's pie has carrots in it, right? You just couldn't have, they'd have to take the carrots out or you would remove the carrots? Shepard's pie has carrots? Does it? I don't know, you might be right. I don't know. Peas. I would trust you if you're saying it doesn't.

I feel like peas and carrots and celery are in every kind of that thing. But I had the same problem with Frankfurt as I had a I've armed on them as a kid and I never really got into them. You've armed on the dogs or you you just vomited up. I just had a bad vom experience where I could see the dogs come back. Mm hmm. Vomiting on the hot dogs would really kill the party. Really ruin the time.

That's fair, though. I understand what you're saying. I've had that. I don't know. Chicken balls. Speaking of vomit and and childhood, we were talking about this at coffee this morning. Gavin and I were what a what's a food that you used to eat when you were a kid that you would never eat as a grown up now. Like you couldn't imagine eating it again

Shepard's pie It's got all those carrots in Jason and Nick said beanie weenies, which I totally agree with For me it was spam like I don't I used to eat spam all the time as a kid. I could never do it now Well, what's the beanie weenie? I've never heard of a beanie weenie It's like the little tiny hot dogs in the can with the hot dog juice that you like pull tab the can off and you like Okay, Vienna sausage. Yeah, like a Vienna sausage. Ah What is the thing I ate as a kid? And I wouldn't eat now beanie weenie does that beans in it? Yeah. Oh, okay

Oh, I guess I'm thinking of uh, well what I meant was a Vienna sausage when I said beanie weenie, but I guess yeah I Would probably still eat beanie weenie, but I guess, yeah, I would probably still eat beanie weenies if that's what it looks like. That's a really fun food name. Beanie weenie. Has anyone ever had beanie weenies and curly whirly back to back? Getting squirrely for the curly whirly. I like it. Yeah, there you go. Vienna sausage made with chicken, beef and pork added in chicken broth for me

It's probably some chef boyardee thing that is just like I can't even imagine Yeah, do you know can I tell you can I tell you how chef boyardee died for me I Thought it was just how he died but in general yeah, I thought chef boyardee had died Oh, no, well. He was a real dude that died I think but I When I was 17, I had to have that reconstructive jaw surgery the same thing that Millie had to go through, right? Yeah And so after I had that I couldn't have solid food for like six weeks I could you know, everything was through a blender and a straw and so I was so fucking excited to finally eat my first Like semi solid meal and they asked me what I wanted and all I want

More than anything on earth. I wanted chef boyardee cheese ravioli I just loved those raviolis when I was a kid and I was like 17 That was like comfort food and so I went to my grandma's house with my mom on the day that I was finally able to eat food again and my grandma warmed me up a can of chef boyardee with my mom on the day that I was finally able to eat food again and my grandma warmed me up a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli and I took like three bites of it and then I felt something weird in my mouth and I pulled out a chunk of rat fur. Oh

Come on And I have really I haven't just that like grayish black matted fur and I haven't Anything Chef Boyard decent so I was 17 That's so gross. Yeah, it was a real bummer on my That's disgraceful I've never I've never heard you tell this story. This is oh, this is crazy This is awful. It was pretty psychologically damaging to me at the time because I had a lot invested in eating solid food again I was pretty jazzed about it, you know after going so long and Really really?

Think I cried a little bit I'm being honest with you. I assume you're just guessing rat. You didn't have it like DNA tested No, I didn't have a day. I said I had a chunk of like matted grayish blackish like clump of fur And I'm like, what else could it be? You know know would you rather it be a chunk of rat or just someone's hair? Who what? I'd rather be someone's hair who worked there than a chunk of rat I wonder how that even happened I guess a rat maybe gets into like the mixing machine. And I imagine.

Well, he there's a, here's the thing. We've played the Ratatouille video game. Oh yeah. It's like for a rat to go around where there's a bunch of food and we're not even very good at it. So I could definitely see a rat falling into the mixing machine and getting Ratatouille

right into some ravioli. Oh, falling in? He canabalded, Eric. He went, yeah baby. Absolutely. He is? Yeah. He canabalded, Eric. He went, yeah baby. Oh, absolutely. He is loving it. Rattat-ve-oli?

Yeah. Now you know what happens to all the rats that die in the video game when you play it. Yup. Yup. Like it totally makes sense and then it's just like, oh, what happened to Remy? Oh, he's in Alabama inside of a Chef Boy R.D. camp. Maybe that's like a bur very ritual for rats in Pennsylvania. Like, wherever the bottling or the packing facility is, like, if you die as a rat,

they take you out to the mixing machine, drop you in. I think I've seen or been a part of every piece of content this company has made, but I haven't seen a single second of this ratatouille series you've done. It's like you said you're saying it was such disdain.. You're saying it was such disdain. Why are you saying it was such disdain? I just missed it. I really want to get Gavin in an episode of Ratatouille. We still we got some work.

It's not over. They can work you in. I've been through two episodes. I'm sure you want to watch some to me, baby. I mean, based on how Jeff felt about doing one in his one video that week, I feel like you thought it wasn't great. Was it a waste of time? I don't remember saying that at all. All right I'll say it That video is crazy that video is nuts. Oh man is a good one Like eight more

Hey, I Speaking of crazy. Can I tell you guys a little dental story? Oh, God. Yeah, I forgot. Quick before we went to the dentist and I don't know anything. You were one we streamed what the car you'd mentioned that you just come from the dentist. So two to three weeks ago now, I went to the dentist and I had my check up, get my teeth cleaned.

And the dentist said, man, I hate to tell you this, but you have you have one tooth that's got a filling in it You know an old cavity from a long time ago and around that filling so those old metal fillings It's like the last one I have she was like it you see here There's a little like a crack and I've been watching it for a while hoping it wouldn't get any worse But it's gotten a little bit worse, and I I think we should get in there and do a crown It's gonna be fine. I you know it's possible that we'll pull the filling out and, you know, you'll need a root canal or whatever.

But I think it's just going to be a crown. It should be real easy. No big deal. You don't have to do it. But if the tooth cracks in a certain way and splits, it could be really painful and dangerous. And I just had to pull some guy's tooth because of the way it split. And I'd rather just you know Get it taken care of which was you know the worst news ever

For me and after that intense bout of travel With you know the empty nesting and my grandma dying and everything I came home and then three days later I had to go to the dentist and get that crown done so I was pretty uh pretty and get that crown done. So I was pretty worn out walking in, you know? I'm pretty emotionally down. I wasn't jazzed about it. I actually did something I don't really

have ever done before. I had Emily drive me to the dentist. Oh wow. And wait and wait in the waiting room for me. Yeah, I don't know, I just wanted, I just was not looking forward to it. You're down. I didn't have it in me if it went sideways, right and

And so I go in and I sit down and they go, okay, we're just gonna take care of this crown No big deal. You'll be done in time and you'll I was the plan was I'd be done and then immediately go on the stream with y'all and so the lady comes in and she starts x-raying my mouth and I think it's weird because the crown is on the left side of my mouth and she's x-raying the right side of my mouth. And so I stop her and I go, I just have a question. Why are you x-raying that tooth? And she goes, oh, we're gonna put the crown on, sir.

That's where you need to get your crown replaced. And I said, that's not the tooth that needs to be replaced. No. That tooth is fine. And she goes, no, it's on the chart right here. And I go, well, the chart is wrong. I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry.

You can take all the photos you want, but you're going to be replacing the tooth on the other side. I promise you. I was just here. And she goes, hold on, sir. And then she goes back and she looks at the computer for a bit and she goes, no, sir, I'm sorry. It is it's tooth number 29 or whatever.

And I go, okay. I think I need to talk to the dentist. You know, I'm starting to freak out a little bit. And so another dental assistant comes in and she looks over the chart and she's like, no, sir, here I can show you right here. It's on the chart very clearly right here. And I go, I understand. But like, it's my mouth.

And I was just here. And the tooth you're talking about has a crown on it that you guys put on six months ago. It's great. It's a wonder You did a great job. It's a wonderful crown It doesn't need to be replaced and I started to get a little a little annoyed, you know and she's like cuz they're arguing with me and And they go well We're just gonna have to clear this up with the dentist and then they leave and then they come back in so it's a little tense and then finally the dentist comes in and she looks at the chart and she goes and she looks at me and she goes oh I'm so

sorry they marked the wrong tooth down it is the other tooth the dentist was like it was just an error at the front desk it was I would never have done the wrong tooth I know the tooth we were you were just here clearly I'm not gonna operate on a normal tooth I was caught, but she fixed it immediately. And I was like, okay, I'm gonna stop you guys right here. You guys have like propelled my anxiety to the moon. I'm gonna need nitrous right now. And they had to give me like a fucking,

like a little tooth to squeeze. And I just sat there while they did my crown and squeezed that tooth over and over again. And it was fine. It didn't hurt. I mean, the shots hurt like always, and that wasn't fun. And now I have a temporary crown on, so I have to go back and get the permanent put on when we in a couple of weeks. But but goddamn it, if they didn't try to do the wrong fucking side of my mouth.

I mean, I'm so bad at speaking up about that stuff. I feel like a ooh. Yeah, I think I would start and then I'd go, well, they clearly, they wouldn't, like, they would know. There's certainly no way that they would just- Don't, you can't, you can't make assumptions. No. Like, especially when you're feeling it with your tongue and going, what, second one back?

What the fuck? And you're feeling it going, that's the wrong side. You know, your mouth, that's crazy. That's nuts. Jeff, that's nuts. It's funny to me that teeth are numbered. Yeah, I went, I've got two eyes. Which one's number one?

Oh, I guess your left eye. Yeah. Left is one. Yeah, I would think so. What's your logic? We read left to right, top down. So in like other cultures where they read right to left, but right IB1, I would assume so.

No. No. Yeah. It's like an American exceptionalism thing where everyone goes by our way of doing it. We were the first one to write it down. So sort of the way it goes. Jeff, I also have a temporary crown right now. Oh, I was gonna ask, yeah, you went to the dentist as well,

Eric, how did that go? I did, it's fine, they knew which tooth it was immediately when they looked at it, they took x-rays of the right side, no one, they didn't have to hand me like a little tooth to squeeze or whatever, but I immediately, the first thing I asked when they looked at it, cause it was a cracked molar from an old filling

that I'd gotten forever ago that had just, you know, it's gone bad and decay and whatever. And I just immediately, he's like, all right, so it's a cracked molar. And I just went, let me stop you, any root canals. And he went, no, but there's a filling that I suggest you get in the molar next to it so that way you avoid a root canal and I said, let's fucking do it today, baby.

So I got a temporary crown and a root canal and I said, so it was, I got number two done in that. So that one's, that one's fit and then number one got a filling in it and uh when they were getting done they're like okay well it'll take like three weeks four weeks or whatever to get like the actual crown in can we get you on the schedule and i went yeah no problem and they're looking at the schedule and they're like oh what about this day and i said i'm actually out of town that i'll be flying back that day and i'd love to do it like a couple days after i don't want to get off a plane and then come get my tooth messed with and they're like oh you're going out of town. I'll be flying back that day, and I'd love to do it a couple days after. I don't want to get off a plane and then come get my tooth messed with.

And they're like, oh, you're going out of town? And I went, yeah. And they said, oh, then we could probably hurry this up. Are you free Tuesday next week? And I went, what? Yeah, absolutely. And they said, yeah, no problem. Okay, cool.

So if we don't get it in, we'll just call you on Monday night and let you know that we have to push it, but we're going to work really hard to get it for you for that Tuesday. So that way when you're out of town, you've got your crown on. And I went, fantastic.

So all in all, my dentist trip, very easy. No problems, I didn't have any issues, everything was fine. My name is spelled wrong on all their paperwork, but that's but that, that's pretty common. So I'm not really, uh, not really worried about it. I suppose I have a crown question. Okay. What is stopping them from doing the main crown day off? Like, do they need something that they don't have? Yeah, they have to,

they have to make it out of like, I'll say porcelain, but it's something else. They make it from a mold. Yes, they mold. They actually send it to a lab and they make it. Yeah. Can I just order all my crowns now? Well, yeah, except you're not going to know where the tooth is going to break and like how much. Yeah, give me 32 crowns.

And then here's, well, you're just talking about veneers. You can get them now, but your teeth are going to shift over. Like if you go in four years and they're like, all right, we'll put like, we'll replace like this molar and they put it in and they go, Oh, you already have the crown and they try to put it in. It's not going to fit. Your teeth are like constantly shifting inside your skull. They move, but they don't change shape surely. Right. They move and you're trying to fit these things together.

And sometimes there's overlap and you're not able to, like what? I'll be honest. I don't fully understand what a crown is doing. Just hurting. Somebody saying they have 32 crowns could be such a flex or such an issue. You're either terrible, terrible in dentistry or you're really good at battle royale. Terrible, terrible dentistry or you're really good at battle royale. You only get one crown, right? Like the kingdom, like you ideally you're not, you're not getting multiple. I feel like I've never seen a movie where a king has like two crowns. They might have different ones for different.

That just seems, that seems like a sports illustrated cover with like LeBron James sitting on a throne and he has two crowns on. Yeah, it does. One on his head, one on the basketball. Yeah. Oh, that's pretty actually shit. Hang on. It's pretty close. Here's here's King Charles and a bottle of sham board, I guess. I'm not really sure what that is. He's got his hat and he's got the holy hand grenade. Is Lincoln the closest a president has gotten to having like a crown look?

Like, it's kind of disappointing there isn't a presidential hat or piece of headwear. I've never thought about that. I never thought about how a president doesn't have another hat. There's there's only one hat president. Yeah. You'd really think that would have carried on in some form. At least you would wish it did. I'd love to see what a presidential was still a top hat.

Like if the tradition stayed the same, but all the culture around it shifted. So it just became increasingly weirder every turn. That'd be cool. I'd love that. Now, I started Googling it to see if I could find anything. And the only thing that I really found is George W. Bush in a steampunk hat. It's not really what we're looking for,

but I think it would be pretty cool. Yeah. If they kept trying to modernize the top hat to the times. You know, I'm falling down a rabbit hole here. Here's Barack Obama. Here's Barack Obama in a cool kind of like Kentucky Derby hat. But. This just looks like the filter they put

on the screen at the baseball games. It does. And then here's Bill Clinton in a fun hat also. Now see that looks like it could be real. Yeah. This is great. Presidential hats might be, this might be a lane. I might be into this.

I wonder if there are other leadership, like cultures that have crown adjacent things. I wonder if it's just the monarchy that has the crown. Are there other like, I don't know. I don't even know how to describe it, because the monarchy isn't really like the idea of like an elected official having to put on headwear as part of their job, I think is what's really funny to me.

I imagine there's probably dictatorships where the person is wearing a crown. But like the idea of like a democracy and also a crowned culture would be. I can't think of an item that would be timeless Maybe like a watch Mmm. No, that's actually that's probably like the most timed thing. So I wouldn't think that into that one How many Dobermans y'all see? I still haven't seen any. God damn, I'm at three since last recording.

I'm gonna reset my Doberman count to zero. It's been three. A lot of Dobermans out there. You think maybe Dobermans are a... Whoa. The fuck was that? What just happened? Discord went crazy for a minute. Dude, Discord went nuts for a second. That was nuts.

What the fuck? Someone tripped over a cable at this. Yeah, everyone it did is. Oh, now that we got Nitro, we got that speed. Come back in. Yeah. Jeff, are you maybe worried that like the Doberman, you know how like crows symbolize in some I think it's like Scottish culture that death is coming.

It might not be Scottish, but there are cultures in which like seeing crows is a bad sign. Do you think Dobermans might be that for you in dental work? Like the more Dobermans you see, the more likely it is they're going to have a dental issue. Oh, I didn't. I didn't until now. But maybe. Yeah, like maybe before you like you just didn't notice how many Dobermans were in your life and now you're tracking it I'm gonna say it's different. I'm gonna say it's this the Doberman is well known as a brave guardian and noble companion I think it's the universe out there telling me. Hey, we got your back. We're guarding you. We're companioning you

Maybe every time you see a Doberman you've avoided something.. That's a great... Maybe, like maybe I just got protected. I just got dobed. I love that idea. Now, I think this is good that you guys are speculating. However, I've gone to the source, spirit-animals.com, Doberman symbolism. In this case, Doberman symbolism is asking you if you are defending somebody without knowing the full facts. For example, perhaps the drama of the moment is just drama designed to engage your empathy.

So could be, you know, you don't, you need all the facts. However, alternatively, this, I think this might apply to you. Doberman symbolism could be reminding you that everything has an opposite. And I think sometimes you're forgetting that. I think sometimes you think things have same and this is reminding you every time you see a Doberman go, oops, something opposite is happening. Similar to the meaning of crow,

light must have darkness to exist and be understood, Jeff. So. So which one of you is it talking about? Well, I can only tell truths and Nick can only speak in lies. So you're going to have to get through this door one way or the other. I would love to see you guys as the door knockers in labyrinth. What is the opposite of a hot dog? What is it?

Hamburger hamburger. OK, they are the hot dogs. Natural enemy is the hamburger. OK. Just want to make sure I have a I have an idea for supplemental the other day. I want to run by you guys, as you may or may not know. And I guess maybe we can talk about it next episode because we're probably close to wrapping up. Yeah.

But we're on a vinyl kick right now. We've been I've been giving out vinyls as rewards, as like gold stars for accomplishments within the company. And we could give a vinyl update because Gavin received all of his finally. And while Eric and I went to go vinyl shopping together, we filmed a little supplemental where we put on lobs and we just recorded ourselves record shopping. And it was a lot of fun to do.

It got me thinking, maybe we should do a supplemental where we all throw on those lobs and we just walk around the mall and just call it Mall Walkers and we just have a conversation as we walk around the mall and just like point stuff out and Talk about it. I think it'll be hard to hear our audio over the sound of Nick's boots Yeah, I was about to say I really appreciate that you've crafted a piece of wink

Supplemental content that gets Nick to the mall Thanks for pointing it out ahead of time that okay you guys ruin the surprise, but yeah anyway I think that would be a lot of fun with or without the boots. Let's do it. I would do it. All right. Nick, when you're editing this, delete this part so you forget about it. Yeah.

Erase this from your memory, Nick. Oh, I've got a cat piss update. Oh, did you fully remove the room? Is it gone? You've been sucking on the rug until it's gone or what? No, just found a little bit more. No. No! Pissed in the room. Is it gone? You've been sucking on the rug until it's gone or what? No, just found a bit, found a little bit more. No. No!

Pissed in the outlet. Right in the outlet. It pissed in the outlet? Yep. Is it still, is the smell a huge issue for you still? Oh, horrible. Oh God. So when you find it like that,

do you then just scour that spot until it's gone and clean? And then you're like, well, I know that's not contributing to the smell anymore. Well, here's what I actually do. I give it a real good scrub down and then I turn the lights off and then I check again with the UV light and realize that I've just smeared it all around. And now the area is about four times as big. I have to hit it again. It's so difficult to get rid of. Is the cat

Continuing to pee like is it possible? This is new pee or is it you still just clean that messes from last time I have no idea. I need like a Piss scientist to tell me how to butter like the rings on a tree stump You should get a piss scientist or you could just put a camera in the room No Smart for that. He'll he'll unplug it somehow get a piss scientist. Or you could just put a camera in the room. No, no, don't listen to him. He's too smart for that. He'll, he'll unplug it somehow. Get a piss scientist. Hey, Andrea, you've, you busy soon? I didn't go to college, so I, you know, I don't, I'm not, I don't have my degree in piss. All right, so we need to crown the piss scientist then if it's not you. We've got piss boy, piss rat, and piss scientist. If you want to crown the piss scientist then if it's not you we've got piss boy piss rat and piss scientist

If you want to be the piss scientist, let us know in the comments leave a comment says I'm the piss site we've had a lot of Excitement over being in this pico park video people are really excited To be managed by Eric through the game and you but but yeah Yeah, you're why are you leaving out the crucial and Gavin part? excited to be managed by Eric through the game. And you. But yeah, yeah. Why are you leaving out the crucial and Gavin part? That was the kind of the part that really tied the idea together.

Yeah. Both of you. It's true. Hand in hand. Are you going to recruit your team, Gavin? How are you going to pick between the people? Oh, that's great. It's great.

Are we going to? So quiet. As soon as we said, and Gavin, nothing. Do we share the pool and we pick one at a time? Yeah, I think we have to. And I think that whoever's picked last should really hold it against us. So we're doing a Falcon draft.

Yeah, yes. And we'll have to draft the Falcons. Like we're doing a Falcon draft. Where we're... Typically when we say falcon draft, it's a draft that is up for falcons to listen to. But in this case, this will be a draft of the falcons. Okay, you just made this idea practical. This is totally doable. It will be a falcon event, probably not this month, maybe in October.

So all the falcons could get in the discord thing and we'll pick 16 Falcons. Yeah. Well, we'll do a stage and we could bring, we'll do one at a time and we'll time. This is great. Well, maybe, maybe if there's that many Falcons ready to be picked, we introduce new team captains. No, because we need, we need commentators to call the action cause I'm not going to be able to see what you're doing and like you're not going gonna be able to see what you're doing and

Like you're not gonna be able to see what I'm doing and we need it needs to wait through wait So we're managing uh-huh eight people each in our ear and listening to commentary No, I don't think calm. No, I think it's like these are individual runs. Oh, wow I think it's like wow on stage with the people and we can watch But like there's no commentary. It's it's just we're timing and you're doing the runs. Wow, it's a great idea I'll make a post on our patreon where people could register to be picked by the captain's Do a Falcon draft and then we'll make a draft where we where we're drafting the Falcons, not the Falcons you think. No.

You indeed the Falcons. The people that are at our Falcon tier that want to participate in this. And I will gladly throw my hand into the Captain ship. I don't mind. Wow. Love to do that. Wow. Wow.

Excited. You can sign up to be a Falcon at Regulatrion.com if you would like. It's a, I mean, it's not a a pricey tear, but it's up there. It is. It's just up there. But hey, do you want to get yelled at? You can be picked last by Gavin and have to live with that for the rest of your life. And remember, be mad at him. He did this to you.

He could have picked you sooner and he didn't. He could have picked you first and he chose not to. Could have picked you first. He picked that other guy. I don't know what would be worse. Signing up and not getting picked at all or signing up to just get yelled at by Eric for like, yeah, I mean, it's got to be. Look, there's not a this is a no win situation for you, the person paying for this.

And also, what are we how we pick it? We just looking at names. I think, yeah, I just compiled the names and then do some form of draft Yeah Everyone's gonna be changing their names the funniest thing. We're gonna have a ton of spummer Falcon I'm gonna take spummer 3 or I would take spummer 9 Meanwhile spummer 47 doesn't get picked. He's like, what the fuck?

I'm Spummer! Spummer 47. Then you got the real Spummer, Spummer OG. Yeah. Well, the real Spummer, please stand up. There's 12 Spummer 69s and we're not picking any of them. Shall we wrap this up and go into our next session? Yeah, yeah, let's wrap it up because I like this idea now that Gavin is locked in on it also when it was just me not for it when it's me and Gavin I know how much Gavin doesn't

want to do this so I'm for it. Very exciting to me. I wanted to watch. Right and you can watch my run and then we get to watch your run. Yeah. Yeah, but we can't watch each other's runs. Sure you can. Why not? Nick said you can well cuz they will give us techniques

We can figure this out we'll figure there's a random order. I'm not worried about it. I'm gonna win no matter what I've seen The way you communicate with Jeff where? Don't call out ducks or he does call out ducks, and then you go. What are we doing? Don't call out ducks or he does call out ducks and then you go. What are we doing? I'm excited. You guys got to really pay attention. We play pico park 2 tomorrow The dog likes could have could have been better for sure. That's definitely something to work on I don't know what's going on that. This has been a real dumb month for me September I'm in my dumb era, you know, at least you got it on Steam, man. Thanks for doing that guys Thanks so much for listening to this episode of the podcast.

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I had to hit re-record. Andrew, did you just say you were gonna hit record again? Yeah, he did. Yeah, he fucked it all up. Yeah, it's all fucked up. Do you have any idea why we sync? He has no idea. It's simply a thing that he knows that happens. There's no understanding of what it is.

Wow, Nick can sink up this 11 second chunk at the end. There's only a sink. Do you want me to put in the notes not to use his tail sink, Nick? Are you shitting me? Why are we sinking? Ah! Ha ha ha!

I didn't know Andrew had cat piss in his house, too. Why are you breathing over there? I can't hear you. Sorry. I'm listening to my discord on steam or whatever. My bits are popping up. I don't know. I don't know how any of this thing stop. It started again.

Why not? It's the same track. You know why we're doing anything? What? Oh, it's so cool. Isn't it better if he does it, though? What? He keeps saying what? He just keeps saying what?

Can all this be left in?