F**kface - Fear Diagram // Andrew Playing Elden Ring Wrong [8]

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

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Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always. Andrew Panton, Gavin Freeh, Nick Schwartz, Eric Bedor. It's the Regulation crew and the egg, as you might also know us. Oh, my God. With episode eight of our podcast, the regulation podcast. Hello. How's everyone doing? Fucking great. Y'all good. Yeah, yeah, man. Good. I'm glad it didn't seem like y'all were great earlier. There's some game play.

There's some we recorded maybe a chain based video game today. I watched I would say the vibes were not the best. Eric, do you think it'd be worse to play that game again or to be chained together in real life? I'd rather be chained together in real life because then if we fall from those heights, at least I just die. And I don't have to do it again. What are here's a video idea.

What if we all chain ourselves together and then't have to do it again. What it all right? Here's a video idea What if we all chain ourselves together, and then we have to navigate like a playground This is we're like becoming we can't this is like becoming mr. Beast like is that what we're doing is that who we know? Because it's not gonna make any money Mr.. Beast is chaining himself to other people and then going to a no, no, I think he's paying people one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to be chained together. Yeah, but somehow it plants trees, so it all washes out. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It helps. It helps people fix their glasses in a country you've never heard of. Exactly. What about a regulation? Chocolate bars like at the start of the playground in the middle? We got to go get it really bring it together Maybe a regulation hamburger Gavin would you rather play that game again or be chained together in real life? Probably the real-life thing because that she sounds also like it would be fun. No no it would not be Y'all would kill each other as someone who just got the observe That was it was I don't think I've ever seen Nick be so angry at people. It was great

It was the first time it was the first appearance of angry Nick. Yeah, I really like I think Yes, yeah There's one person in particular was getting under Nick's skin. I don't want to spoil it. Who was it? It wasn't me. It wasn't Gavin. I won't. I'm not going to say who it was, but it wasn't me.

It wasn't Gavin. Maybe we'll chuck that in one of our Patreon polls and people can vote for it against something else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or should that be public?

I don't know. It seems like a pretty popular game right now, right? Like I see it all over TikTok. Dump it out on YouTube then? Yeah, I suppose so. I just don't know... Oh, dump them out? Well, I just don't know why jumping decisions were made at certain times. That's all. It's just, you know, that's all.

That's all I'm saying. Yeah, good question. And Nick agrees. Yeah, why'd you do it? Oh, well, what do you guys want to talk about today that's not just reminiscing over a video game we just played that nobody saw us play it? I would like to ask Eric if he's done any detective work on who his information leak is. Yeah, I have and I don't have it yet.

I still don't have an information leak on where my information leak is. Yeah, I have and I don't have it yet. I still don't have an information leak on where my fear came from. We talked about it the other day while we were swimming in the pool and I accused our friend Alyssa who immediately went, I don't know anything about this. She didn't know anything about it. I told you it wasn't her.

No, right and I didn't believe you. I told you it wasn't a no. Right. And I didn't believe you. All right. I just don't I don't know who it would have been. I hope you figure it out soon, Eric, because it's becoming a prominent form of discussion in all swim. These days, although I got to say it did spawn a hell of an idea. Yeah.

Andrew, are you aware of a five-way Venn diagram? No. So in a five-way Venn diagram, there are overlaps. And after talking with our friend, Alyssa, the other day, we started talking about, it was this conversation of who do you think the leak was? And then going around in a circle, and I said, I just don't know who knows what my fear is of like the blood

pressure cuff. And then I'm like, well, it's just like knowing, you know, just fear snakes, whatever. And then Alyssa was like, yeah. And then I guess if there was like a boa constrictor, that would be like the worst of both worlds for you. And thus was born the fear diagram. We need to figure out what all of our overlapping fears would be to get to the middle, which is the ultimate regulation fear. But it's very tough to figure out the fear diagram. So the boa constrictor would be the perfect blend between Eric's fear of

being squeezed and Jess fear of snakes. And then we discussed also that Nick was potentially afraid of flying. And then Alyssa immediately screamed snakes on a plane. So that would be the, the blend between Jeff and Nick. That's really funny. The thing we were lost on was what's Andrew's fear. What is yours, Andrew? I mean, I just, I talked about about that like surgical scenes in movies get me. Yeah But that's like so specific. I don't know. Is it the blood or the not the cutting or I don't know I don't know what it is. So maybe like a gallbladder surgery on a snake would would be a good place

But here's the thing with the five-way Venn diagram that we're looking at is that not everyone overlaps AB. So if you look, if I'm at the top at B and Jeff is at the left side at A, I don't necessarily have a singular overlap with E who could potentially be Andrew. We would have to figure out what the ABE is. The least overlaps would have to sit kind of opposite each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's tough, but you still have to find the overlap between yourself, one other person

and the other person. There's a bunch of overlaps that exist there and I think we really get, I think it starts getting muddy when you start tripling up on like wet bread Yeah, pressure cuffs I think we just have to I think I don't think it the fear diagram is something that you can 100% fill out in one sitting. I think we we plug in as we go. You know what I mean? Yeah I also really like that. There's an ABCDE overlap of all five people Yes, which is surely just death like is there is there gonna be anything more specific than that?

I'm not scared, but yours isn't death yours is wet bread. Yeah, you don't die from wet bread Well, uh, I actually think Diane's gonna be okay Are you looking forward to it? I'm not looking forward to it, but I'm not super scared of it. I've decided cool, I Think I I don't know. I think I think I'll get to do something else after I feel like it's the first thing I think about every morning What death? Well, just like being scared of it

Maybe for like 10 seconds right right as I wake up and then I and then after 10 seconds I'm like, oh, let's as I wake up. And then I and then after 10 seconds, I'm like, oh, let's have a day. Gavin, Gavin, I think you might be more scared of that than bread, buddy. If it's the first thing you think of every day and you have to talk yourself off the ledge so that you can have a day. I'm not on any ledge. I just feel like it's it's the constant reminder of how much time has passed. Oh, about six hours since you felt. feel like it's it's the constant reminder of how much time has passed.

About six hours since you felt. I roll out of bed thinking Johnny Caviar, that's where my brain goes. And I like I've never the fear of death is not a thing I've woken up with. No worry about it. And that man feels like inevitability. Yeah. Yeah, I guess there's no point thinking about it. Anyway, I'm excited for us to fill out our fear diagram as as we unlock new fears and discover connections. Snakes on a plane, I thought was very funny.

Snakes on a plane is very funny. I don't think I'm afraid of heights, but when I visited the Capitol building in Austin, I definitely felt something looking down from high above. But I don't know if that's a bit high. You see the civic. Yeah. Maybe being high and looking down just like that's only like three floors up, isn't it? Four floors. That big floors, though. They're really big to look down from the top.

Andrew, what's the highest you've been? Well, what a question. Probably like a hotel, probably like 25 floors up, something like that. OK, so you've been like 25, 25 floors up. Probably, yeah, that doesn't bother me. Like looking at a window from there. OK, what about glass floor? Oh, I feel like a glass floor is as like.

I think I'd be OK with it, I'd assume, but there'd probably be some amount of queasiness walking onto it initially. I feel like you sort of maybe like when you jump off a high thing into like a lake, you know, we're like that first jump kind of scary. Then after that, it's fine. I think that first step is probably pretty queasy. And then once you're on the floor, it's like, whatever, I'm just standing. Have you done a lot of cliff diving?

I've jumped a few a little bit of cliff diving. Not from high cliffs, but I've watched yourself in cliff. What? What? I just don't. Now, I don't know what your definition of cliff is, but I bet it's really different from what I'm picturing. Yeah Oh, it's definitely You're probably picturing some like butch Cassidy in the Sundance kid Level of cliff jump you just talking about like a river bank

Well, what are you picturing with a river bank? Let's give us a high Give it get from where you jump to where you hit the water How are you asking the dinklage's guy to give you a height? I got no clue Is it more than is it more than one Andrew? Oh? Way more than one Andrew now. Yeah, it's less than that. It's less than Whatever whatever that is that you just shared That's really tall yeah that guy looks like he jumped off the highest place on earth yeah like you posted a

cliff that we can't see the total height of no but that's how I picture Andrew Cliff let me see if I can I can find this cliff oh that'd be awesome you keep calling it a cliff and there's just no shot like there's no chance it's a cliff like there's no chance It's a cliff. I think it's probably the lowest technical cliff you can ask. How low could a cliff be like just a rock? What's the lowest cliff? I think if you look at it, it's undeniably a cliff, but it's like, it's not. That is shortest cliff. Smallest cliff in the world.

How small? Oh, it's just stupid. I said someone said a curb is a cliff to ants. OK, well, well, that's right. That's what I mean by Andrew, though, is that that's what I think he's getting at. Did you have you? How are you? How's the search for your cliff? I think I found it. I think I got it save image Is that it

I haven't been there in a long time. Well. I don't know how old are you how how old were you in this happened? Ah Probably like 2006 I'd say that all my last cliff jump. I don't know if because this definitely they didn't have this bridge above this cliff. You know, post the picture. He's never I have to save the photo.

Oh, drag it, drop it. I drag it. How would I drag it and drop it? Drag it, drag it it, drop it. Drag it, drop. How would I drag it and drop it? Drag it, drag it, then drop it. I right click copy and then right click paste and it just goes for me. You do that too. Really? I thought you had to save the image to like your, your.

We're never going to see this fucking cliff. He's never going to send the cliff. Oh my God. I'm painting a beautiful picture of words. I'll click and drag. I'll click and drag. Let's click and drag. I would love to be able to paint this just using his words.

Like based on, oh, is that it? Oh, wait. I clicked it and I dragged it. Nothing happened. What do you want? Click, drag. And then I go in here. This is going to be one of those episodes where people are mad at Andrew in the

first 10 minutes. Wait, no, I click the drag that just took me to a website and changed the website. Oh, I got it. It's in my folder. I just have to go back. OK, you ready for this cliff? I mean, this is not a podcast. Yeah back. Okay. You ready for this cliff? I mean this is not your podcast anymore. Yeah Gavin you guys ready for this one? I think so. Okay, that's the cliff. This sucks. Right there. Oh That's that water doesn't look deep enough to jump into. No it doesn't That's

Which we released on the upper level That's... Were you at least on the upper level? The bridge thing? No, that didn't exist last time it was there. The right side cliff. Right side cliff, upper level where it kind of pokes out like a finger or a toe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Not really a lot there for scale, but I assume the fence on the bridge is a human height.

Probably yeah. But it's further away. At least like maybe four feet tall. It's it's probably like two shacks, I'd say. Can you draw? Can you draw the size of a human on the tip of the bit you jump off? Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, that'd be awesome if you could do that. But how big you were.

While Andrew's doing that, I want to show you guys a picture of something that I did today. Not a big deal or anything, but I thought I'd share it with you guys. Because it's been a long time. It's gonna be a tool of cliff? No. It's what I did today. You did it! No way! The footrest!

No more footrest, huh? I tried to set up the PS5. Wow. I tried. But more footrest, huh? I tried to set up the PS5. Wow. I tried. You didn't you didn't manage it? There's some sort of a problem where it says the controller's battery isn't charged enough to allow me to update the firmware to use it so I can't sign in. And I was reading about it on Reddit and it's like an issue. So I'm trying some fixes, but I ran out of time before the podcast started.

Yeah, I guess most people don't buy one and then leave it for two years. I realized Gavin, as I was opening it up and I really opened it up, like the clear like stickers were on it that I had to pop open so I could actually get into it. And I realized I don't actually know there's a PS5 in here. If Gavin put like, I don't know, a pile of turds in here or cucumbers or something, that would be the longest play of the joke ever and I was genuinely a little nervous opening it up like I What if oh my god, what if he's about to get me? Well, I was just Just be a father doesn't quite work

We had some homework this week didn't we we? We sure did. We did. We had grocery items. So here, here, uh, let me, uh, here's, here's a photo. Yeah. I'd say of height, roughly. There you go. Nice little image for you there. Oh, that's you, is it?

Yeah, that's me. That's me 2006. Like a 10 foot drop, 12 feet. And now I found a photo of people jumping off of it. Even better. Even better. Top down. So you see, like it is a cliff. But as I said, I think it's probably technically the smallest cliff you could have.

I I agree with that. I think what you've done is you've highlighted the Canadian art of ledge jumping. Is it Canadian art? Our great pride. I've never seen ledges like that in America. That's interesting. It's fun.

Is that close to where you live? Could you go there today if you wanted to? I'd probably be like a 90 minute drive, maybe a little less, maybe like eight minutes to get there. It's not too far. So if we came up in the dead of summer, we could all go swimming there. Oh, absolutely, yeah.

The last time I think I went there, I rode down, because it's like a little bit of a river, sort of, and I just rode down, and I beat the shit out of my back, because I just, I don't know, I out of my back because I just I don't know. I thought I was immune to damage, I guess. And haven't been since. But your back was too long for the the bumps.

Like I just I absorbed too hard of blows, I guess. I was like, I'm in the water. This is fine. I'm not going to be this is great. And then I got out of the water and my back was cut up and like bruised. So it's been a while, but the jump is good. It's fine. The jump is easy. Any idea what the the river crab in situations like over there? I don't think there's a lot of crabs probably in in that scenario. Yeah.

Yeah, it's not a great two birds, You know trying to you know no I appreciate it Yeah, you can maybe hold the crab trap in your hands and ride down the river It's you can scoop up anything on the lap It'd be it'd be fun to fly up and doing an old-fashioned cliff and crab as they call it Mm-hmm. Yeah as they call it in Canada. Yeah great Canadian practice. Picture this. You finally get to the party and it's the usual drinks and small talk. Suddenly you spot something different. The bold Seagram 13, a 13% cosmopolitan cocktail. You grab a can and take a sip. Suddenly you're on a fresh adventure, becoming the hero of your own night.

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You have it. Sure. Andrew, do you want to go first? Hey, I'm going to go first. There's some pretty big clues for mine. I'd say if you know your stuff, two out of three. Very obvious. the third one Maybe a little bit harder figure out Here's my story major snap melon proudly serving the dark side oven toasted Greg Hildebrand and

Canada this suggests to destiny is applicable for refund applicable for refund So if you want to try to parse through that and guess what I got there's right Some sort of toastable thing is one of them soda can I guess that is one of them Yeah, like I said one of them soda? Can I guess that is one of them? Yeah, one of them is a soda. Yeah, you're right about that. Is it caffeinated or is it a carbonated soda? It is a carbonated soda. Hmm. Are there non carbonated sodas?

I don't know. I just want to make sure like a lot of people say soda. It could be a lot of things. I just want I'm just trying. OK, fair enough. Yeah, no, I respect. Major snap. Is it Mountain Dew? Yes. Wow. One of them is Mountain Dew.

Wow. Major melon Mountain Dew. The major snap melon thing led me to soda and I started looking, I started poking around and Googling like, what is, what's a melon soda? What's something that's going around? Is it, is it this major melon Mountain Dew? It is, yeah, it is the major melon Mountain Dew.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there you go. You got one, you got two left. All right, Gavin, you guessed what the Greg Hildebrandt thing is, go ahead. But you Googled. Okay. So I can just Google Greg. Oh, are we not supposed to? I mean, I was getting soda with major snap melon and then what the fuck is that thing?

Yeah, are we not supposed to Google? Was that a rule I wasn't aware of? Listen, there are no rules, I don't think. Oh, okay. I don't think, Andrew, I'm with you. I didn't think so either. That's why I googled like what the fuck was that, what was that soda flavor? I won't think okay. I don't I don't think I Andrew him with you. I didn't think so either That's why I googled like what the fuck was that man? What was that soda flavor? I? Won't Google any of them going forward guys. Maybe some sort of toaster strudel. Oh, you're thinking a toaster strudel

interesting I think this company May be in that that world, but it's not a toaster strudel. OK, I have. Is it the light and dark side Oreos? Yes. Eric's got to good. Lord, he'll brand didn't go didn't need to Google that one. Apparently Greg Hildebrand is like a famous poster artist or something. The dark side part tipped me off.

I had to think about what was in stores now and it's those Oreos. It is. You're like a food detective. Yeah, I have one hundred percent eat a podcast where we try every new fast food creation to let you know. I don't care about that. You guys are one away and I will say it is the toughest I feel like it has the least amount of words pulled Is it destiny? No destiny was part of Oreos

Major oven toasted It's in the cereal aisle I'll say Help narrow it down a little bit pop tarts no I've never had a pop tart what oh my god. No pop talk. Okay, not a pop tart. I Ate a pop tart before we came here to record. I've had since delicious. I'm sure they're good. They're fucking great, dude. Yeah It was like as like a toasted strudel thing maybe no, that's what Gavin said already I already heard you through that. Did you really? Actually, hey, hey, I have a guess. I think I know what it is. Oh

Is it a toaster strudel of some kind no Rice crispies was my third thing snap crackle pop crackle pop. Yeah. And the oven toasted rice crispy treat or something. It says oven toasted rice grain cereal on the front of it. So that is mine. What about y'all?

What is your story? I could paste mine in. Go for it. See yours. With precaution, Charlie bounced on the ancient boulder above the volcanic mines, aware of the health hazards. Below is bursting with radiation and is not a well ventilated environment. Charlie is a professional with the benefits of safety documents. Ash eruptions prevent Charlie's fat grip, the power of nature.

Temperature causes Charlie's eyes and hands to be boiled and damaged by sharp objects. Life cannot be reused. That's fucking awesome. That's real good. Fantastic story, Gavin. Uh, uh, uh. It was really hard not to have words like his or like was. Yes. It was really hard not to have words like his or like was Yeah, it was really hard. I didn't have a the and it really made things difficult for me Is it some sort of a like a facemask or something? It is not one of them has to be soap of some kind. Yeah

the cleaning product No cleaning product. Old, yeah. Is it cleaning product? No cleaning product. Old Spice. Is it like cat litter? Are we? Oh, where is where is radiation coming from, though? Quinoa. Bursting with radiation. Is it quinoa? Is it? Hang on, I got to guess.

Is it a toaster strudel of some kind? Sadly not. Is there any like Flate radiation flavor. You don't see radiation used. I think Gavin went to a grocery store and I don't think his stuff is necessarily food. I agree. I think he has stuff here that is makeup based or soap based. Bug bomb.

Bug bomb, definitely. He said there's no cleaning products and soap is a cleaning product, so it can't be. Do you think this has anything to do with his yard? Could it be garden stuff? Because he's been a lawn guy recently. Interesting. Oh. So is one of them raid? Like a can of raid? No.

There is one food, one non-food thing though. The other two are food. One kind of. Oh wow, really? Oh my god. Actually, they don't really food. What? Oh!

You put them in. Is one toothpaste? You put it in what? Damn. What about batteries? In your mouth? Oh, gum? No. All right. So I just post the picture of all three of them.

Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? What's up with Charlie's fat grip? We had tea bags, some salt and some night trial gloves. Great one. Wow. Oh, that's fantastic. Good work, Gavin. And I think in that picture, you can see most of the words. I did turn it around for a in that pitch you can see most of the words. I did turn it around for a few, I think,

but most of the words were not. Fantastic. And there's all of our bubbly from our soda summer. That's true. That's half of soda summer still. Yeah. And then also YouTube stuff. Oh yeah, that's our letter from the...

What is the other thing? What's the business card? Oh yeah, it's an iMac. Yeah, well maybe I'll crop that. Yeah, I think maybe that might be the way. Wait, wait, wait, we didn't do that. Yeah, we better do it soon because Jeff is just gonna post this picture.

I won't remember that in a week when I'm hanging out out of town on vacation. You should delete that now. Yeah, just get rid of it right now. I'll crop it later. Okay, okay, okay, okay. And finally, Jeff, go ahead. Okay, I'm gonna post it and then I'll read it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. And finally, Jeff, go ahead. Okay, I'm gonna post it

and then I'll read it out loud to you, okay? All right, Norm smelled dead. Raw, deep, ruthless, it permeated the farm, not natural. Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, New Hampshire, every place. Bitter, sweet, alchemical, acid, bacon, notes of a not natural nectar, murder. The family chain chain saturated with lime and lecithin smoked and roasted a thumb through the eyes indicating a

sacred twisted ritual help love die notes pressed into the mouth with dark alderwood trademarks of the twisted convict nor mouth to Tony Vosges traveled here with the woman your woman are we in the magazine aisle or book aisle with this? No, it's all food. OK, all food, all food, murder food, murder. Well, it's all food. Yeah, it's all it's all stuff that goes in your mouth. Oh, that pepper.

It's salad. Maybe is this a Pepperidge Farm product? No Pepperidge Farm. Meatless chicken. It is a it's a story about two cops who were chasing a serial killer who has abducted one of their wives. It's rough. The travel chasing them across the country.

They got there just too late. Yeah, it's going to be like a vegan thing, right? To prevent murder of meat. Is it is Dave's killer bread? One of the things? No, there's no bread. Is it some impossible meat? No, no, it's nothing like that. There's no as I see no meat I'll tell you it's no meat. Okay. Well, I would say impossible. It is definitely I mean, I don't think you're gonna get Get specifically uh two of the things but one of them you guys know very well

What Apple murder? Well, what Apple murder? I mean, it's the it's the when I when we I'll tell you, I'll tell you my thought process. When we had this idea, we came up and we said we're going to do a short story. I thought I want to do the most unexpected short story possible. I want to do a murder mystery or like a horror thing because nobody expects that from the grocery store. What's the one product I know of that has the word murder or kill or death in it? And I started there liquid death death, what liquid death?

Oh, shit. Yeah, liquid death was the first thing I grabbed. Murder your thirst, yada, yada, yada. It had a lot of good smart. Oh, that's fucking smart. I just don't think you guys would get the other two because there's not a lot there. So I'm just going to post the photo.

OK, it's Tony's chocolate chocolate lonely bar and then Bo's bacon dark. Oh, those are good. Wow. Wow. I haven't seen two of these. I see the Tony stuff everywhere. I've never seen that other one before. Tony's is good. Dark bacon.

Tony's is like, oh, fair trade ish kind of. Yeah. And on the the back it says stuff like ritualistic and alchemical and I sorry I got those words I see I think bacon we've just come up with the best way to do a grocery list yeah no one would be able to crack it it's great to read it's fun little story I think we've innovated here I do too and I think we all wrote some really good content, great stories, everybody. Yeah. Way to go, guys.

This was fucking great. When you bought your items, Gavin, did you put a word in for your signature? Did you start that? No, I shopped a place that doesn't have it. OK, doesn't have the signature. We're still going to that's going to be a thing that will come. You haven't started your narrative yet.

No, not yet. I'm excited. I'm excited for that. I just think it'll be I want to know how long it takes you. Speaking of buying stuff, I I don't know what led me down this hole. I think I was looking I'm watching Breaking Bad, so I was looking at Breaking Bad stuff online. I found that on Amazon you can buy this. It's like a latest Bryan Cranston mask.

But it's so cheap. It was like 20 bucks. And I thought, there's no way it actually looks that good, right? And then I read one of the reviews. 2.2 stars. Terrible. This looks nothing like the picture. This is a dollar store mask, as you see in my picture. You zoom in on that picture.

It's absolutely not the top picture. How did they get away with that? How did they get away with that? That's a great question. I think nobody cares. Who's going to stop them? The thing is, I can kind of see it. I think if you were to ask me who that character is, I think I would say Walt.

Would you really? I think so,. I think I would say Walt. Would you really? I think so, because I would kind of like him. I don't think the nose looks anything like him. I just the goatee to me in the baldness is really what jump out to me about. But maybe I'm saying that with the advantage of context that that image right there looks like 60 percent of the UFC fighters. Andrew, do you think that would fit on your head? No, absolutely not.

I think I would rip that sheet mask in half while putting it on. I think it would be real disturbed. I think we should try it, though. Yeah, listen, if you send me like, I'll buy it. I'll throw it on. I'll 3D scan that as me like I'll buy it. I'll throw it on No 3d scan that as well get some additional depth. Yeah, I'm so excited to scan your head. Okay Yeah I guess we haven't talked to talk about this because we have this situation that seems like it's going to get resolved where you're gonna

Get a new phone so we can do away with the umi digi bison But you're saying that you aren't going to use the new phone. You're going to use the Umi Digi. Well, listen, the only digi is a great phone. The Bison, the what am I X to the Bison X designed by Umi Digi. Great logo. Great phone. I don't think it has the capability to use whatever app Gavin needs me to use because he's gonna 3d print my head or attempt to and I guess I need to scan it some how does that work Gavin and what app

Am I downloading well? I don't know. I'm pretty sure this apps where you just have someone walk around your head I don't know. I've never used it. I don't know You said it so confidently when this is initially brought up No, you said it so confidently when this is initially brought up. You said it like you use this app all the time that you do it. You you're all good to go. You have no clue. This is a fictional app. No, I was just suggesting how we could do it.

You're at the stage where you're sending him a phone to use an app that you've never seen yourself. I'm sending him the phone like, like months before this idea. I'm just sending him a phone. That's teleportation. Like, it's a ridiculous. You're just like, yeah, we'll teleport it. But if you if you know it's possible, do you know there are apps?

Then we can do it. There you go. OK, it's fair. Like, I've never used augmented reality to put an Ikea chair in my living room, but I know you can do it. Can you stack shares? What if you stack 10 augmented shares and put a hot dog on top? Will it go faster?

What? Why is there a hot dog on top? The tables is making reference to when you guys were doing the table stack Was that hot dog thing? Wasn't it no Am I making that up? I thought the whole point was there's a hot dog on the top of it, and it would launch That's my man. What? What are you talking about you thought the whole point was huh?

No, we weren't gonna shoot hot dogs over the ceiling with like and try to catch it in our mouths over the roof of Rooster Teeth with a gun or something that Gavin had. Yeah, I don't think we're going to use a table for that. That was a totally different thing. No, I remember the hot dog thing as a site. I just remember as part of the table conversation, I could have swore it was at some point discussed of like

if the hot dog was on top of the table Would it launch faster or something? I don't have to tell you that you're wrong I think that maybe there might be something to that. I just can't remember. Yeah. Well, I also Am NOT confident saying I'm right. We need the audience to come in and help on that one, which uh Speaking of audience helping just to pivot for a minute, I did an impromptu stream of the Elden Ring final DLC boss last night because I was going to do it anyway. I had these runes, I had like 20 of them.

And every time you use one, it boosts your health. And so I thought, I'll give like 20 goes to see if I can beat this boss. I learned I've been playing Elden Ring wrong this entire time. Oh, it was fantastic to have a whole chat of people explain to me what I should be doing and how much easier my life was from that point. But it was the final boss. It was the final boss.

I'd beaten every boss outside of one that I wasn't aware of. So it did that really quickly upon beating it. But it was stuff like you should drink this flask that you have that gives you bonuses. And I was like, well, I have no idea what that is. Do I just I thought I just drank it and then I used it. But I guess you need to sit down and like put your items into it. And so they're explaining to me, I'd like 40 different modifiers.

You can apply to this thing that I just have never used the whole game. And I've been using a katana as my sword. I've just been one handing it. And they're like, why are you one handing it? Why don't you use both hands on the thing? And I had to I had to ask, like what what do you mean by that? How does that work? I guess you do like 20% more damage if you use two hands And I just have never done that because I didn't know that was like a thing you were supposed to do

And then there's like a quick tab off of that. It was a lot of me just going what am I doing? How do I do this and then I beat it within like 30 minutes after how many doing it. How many hours into this game would you say you are? I think when I pause my it's like 200 hours or something. My I'm like level 201. I've played a lot of Elden Ring. You can never make fun of me for beating crackdown

not knowing about auto lock again. Yeah, I mean, I've never played Elden Ring. Is where do you learn the stuff you missed? I don't know, because I missed a question, actually, because they're not great about it. You need to ask somebody else. But I missed a lot. And it was such a great experience to have people that actually know how that game works. So you're thankful for the audience for coming in.

So thankful. Basically cutting the length of the audience for coming in. So thankful. Basically cutting the length of the stream down by like 70 percent. So much. Yeah, it was great. They were so helpful. So did your character basically go from just like a normal dude to a god in 30 minutes just because you respect your equipment? It certainly felt like it. My guy's doing way more damage.

I recorded all of it. It'll probably be up at some point as a VOD. I assume. Did it get did it get so much easier after all that? Oh, it was so it was noticeably so much easier. Yeah, that's awesome. And then I guess I learned that if you summon AI to help you in the fight, it makes the boss tougher to kill.

And so the run the run that I ended up beating him on was one where I just forgot to summon the guy. And I think that was the difference because I'd go in, I'd summon an AI and then I spawn an AI. I forgot half of the team and then I got it, which was great. A lot of fun. It was it was a great stream.

Speaking of Elden Ring, Andrew, this is a question I asked Gavin and Eric the other day, but what video game do you think you're the best at? Out of all the video games you've ever played. Oh. You to be left for dead, too. OK, possibly. OK, Nick, how about you? Oh, God. God of War Ragnarok. OK, God of War Ragnarok. Really? God of War Ragnarok. Really? Wow, that's a recent game.

What is? Also, like, tough to measure. It's a single player only. Yeah, it doesn't help as much because it was kind of a multiplayer focused question, but it's okay, I'm gonna roll with it, Nick. We can roll. You can still be good at a single player game. Nick's just like...

Maybe he's a speed owner, so yeah Just like the Queen Valkyrie just like I rule on the best yeah Halo 3 I stopped the fight guys. I did it. Oh so let's say through a series of unfortunate and cosmic events of unfortunate and cosmic events. Every single person on Earth who plays God of War, Ragnarok and Left 4 Dead 2, except for y'all, dies. They're just gone.

They're wiped out. The world keeps moving. It's not dangerous to play those games anymore. It just happens to be that they're all dead and you are now the only two people in the world that are playing those two games. How long do you think you're the best player in the world at that game going forward? Until like four other people decide to play it. Probably. Yeah, my answer was by the end of the week.

So like you're the you could be the best player in the world for a week. And then just like just through the natural course of people stumbling into the game and finding it and then not even trying to be better than you. But they just pick up and then they just naturally progressed to a point where they're better than you. It can't take long, right? No. Oh, totally. Yeah. I think I could help. I actually I said Peggle two and I told Eric and Gavin, I think I could be the best Peggle two player in the world for two weeks, but I probably that's probably that's probably generous. I feel like you can hold table for a while. Like I think Peggle is kind of niche game. I feel like you can hold Pagle for a while. Like, I think Pagle is kind of niche.

I'm sure the top end of Pagle is insane, but just on a general scale. I think you'd hold that. Yeah. But I bet there's some like 62 year old like math teacher retiree out there who picks up Pagle, who's only ever played Candy Crush and is like, oh, this is interesting. And then like three weeks later is fuck is a god. And you know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like that game apply. Like it finds those people and they become like insulate.

My daughter has this fucking water sort game that she plays on her phone. It's so stupid. But it's just like it's just like a concert, you know, it's just like her idol thing. And she's like level seventeen thousand. And I thought, oh, I'm going to catch up to her and beat her. And I sat down and tried to do it. And I've got I got to like level I played every day for like, I don't know, a month and I got to like level four hundred. Oh, and I think she might be the number one player in the world that game

and has no idea because I don't know. Like she must have invested a thousand hours into it easily. I just feel like there's a lot of people out there that find games like Peggle that just fucking would never even know there's a Peggle community, you know, like a Peggle tournament feels like a backdrop to a Christopher Guest movie. Like the personalities I imagined that would be like a lead at Paya. Yeah, it's the same people that like that participate in puzzle competitions, which, by the way, I just got on TikTok and I am intrigued by like jigsaw puzzle.

Yeah. Like you get together with teams and do like a five hundred person puzzle like you and one other person or by yourself. And it's it's timed. What kind of advanced tactics do they have? Uh, everybody seems to have their own their own methods. I have most of the tournaments I've watched. You don't get to see any one person long enough to kind of figure out own their own methods. I have most of the tournaments I've watched you don't get to see any one person long enough to kind of figure out what their secrets are But I think I can do it. I think I could do it. I think I could enter a puzzle tournament and do well Austin we listened Tim's retro doughnuts are back again for a really limited time

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Everybody else, I think, is like they've invested countless hours. Oh, no, I'm saying I think I'm at a point in my life right now where I could compete against those people and puzzles. I don't know how we got off on the puzzle thing. I was I was just talking about the video game deal. But now that you mention it, I think my puzzle skills are of a of a level that I could I could walk in and compete at a semi professional level right now. This is your and Andrew's version of the the Halo two times where

Andrew is going to try and have to beat your times on puzzles. I do. Well, I'm thinking about it. Isn't it just kind of luck to a certain extent? Like, how do they does it start pieces in the box and you have to take out the pieces and organize it? It starts with the pieces in the bag in the box. You rip it open. OK. Are you saying the puzzles are so like puzzle competitions or RNG based?

Like. Like you, you might you might open it and then go like, oh, fuck. This is bad. Like, this isn't going to work for me. I just might as well. Like, oh, it's no, it's no outside pieces in this one. Oh, that's a run killer. Now, is it is it typically Jeff like a normal puzzle or is it the puzzles where it's like all one color? No, it's to me. It's a normal puzzle.

It's like a 500 piece like Ravensburg puzzle or whatever. Yeah, that I've seen. They I don't like those puzzles myself. I think they're kind of cheap. I use a different brand. I use a I'm a pomegranate guy personally, but I think I'm like Ravensburg. Yeah. What's a pomegranate puzzle? Oh, they make the best puzzles, dude. Hold on a second.

You got to show me. I like the what's jig puzzles. Is that what they're called? What's jig? I think where the front of the box is what the design you're making is looking at. So it doesn't specifically help you. It's like creating like like you're making a puzzle of a tiger, but it's like on the front of the box.

It's like a gazelle. Yeah. And you're building the perspective. What like a what's a jig? Yeah, I've done those before. Those are good. Those are cool. Do you remember seeing ads for Puzz 3D? No. What's a Puzz 3D? They're like three dimensional. Like you build the whole thing. But I was always way too poor to have one.

But I want to, I wonder if they were good or not. Somebody gave me one recently and I haven't done it yet. I have the Eiffel Tower. Oh, you have one? Yeah. Somewhere in my over garage. I think we could test to see if you're ready to compete with the real people by having like a real time contest on the TV behind you.

And you're also trying to compete with your own version of the same puzzle. Yeah, maybe we could stream it somehow or something. Maybe that's not exciting. I would love to see a live stream of you try to show off how fast you can solve a puzzle that can go

so wrong. The most energetic intro that's like alright. Let's get to it Wow, you guys would be there. We know you guys would be there commentating. We'd all be talking oh That wouldn't be too distracting no not for me Yeah, he's good at these yeah, man. I can multitask. Oh, yeah, okay, so this is a was jig What it's was was was jig yeah those guys. That's what I've done about for those They're great, but I don't understand like what am I looking at that's different on the put here? Let me let me give an example, so I don't see the box. I just posted uh-huh the farmer on the bridge

That's what the image makes that you make out of the puzzle. It's what he's seeing So you're seeing the perspective of whatever the farmer is seeing. And then when you build the puzzle, you're seeing what the farmer is seeing. So you'll see what everyone is scared of. Yes. Whatever they're reacting to is what you're actually building. So like the front of the box doesn't give you any hints essentially to what it is. It's unlike the other one that was posted. I guess, yeah, that was posted. I guess. Yeah.

That one looks sort of identical. It's it's not actually the one at the top isn't identical. It's it's like a before and after. So what you see in the picture is before in that room. And then the puzzle you put together is the after the thing happens. So it's in the same room. It's the same perspective. It's just all the people move around. So let me look at pomegranate. Dude it's in the same room. It's the same perspective. It's just all the people move around.

So let me look at pomegranate. Look at that top one. It has destiny in it. That could have been one of the things Andrew bought and it's a Falcon. Oh, these are just like fancy. These are yeah, like artistic puzzles. So are these just like more difficult, like they're cool puzzles or like what's well? They're difficult because these ones are difficult because you don't have a reference, right? Like you can't you don't know what you're putting together Like you can see the edges from the picture on the front of the puzzle you get a sense of the before So, you know like the building is on the right and the car there's probably a car somewhere

But then when you put the puzzle together, it's the after and And so it's you can use the cover picture as a reference, but you don't actually know what you're putting together. Does that make any sense at all? Yeah. OK, I get what you're saying. I didn't realize we were coming into a puzzle era. I didn't either. I like it.

But I'm fucking my dick is hard for it. Don't give me. You know, this is my thing. I had a puzzle nook at the old house. Is it like a 500 piece standard? What is the average puzzle tournaments? Well, so here's the problem. I'm a thousand piece man myself.

Thousand piece and above. I don't see the point in a 500 piece puzzle. That's fucking that's baby stuff. By half of all the. Yeah, it's like a half a puzzle. It's so much fucking simpler than a thousand piece. Like it's not just a function of being half the size It's just like it becomes like twice as easy as well or three times as easy

But they do they do the five hundreds I think because you can do it in you know an hour or two Should we do a 500 and then maybe reveal to each other on show how fast took us to do we do a puzzle reveal off? Maybe like we submit we give Eric our times and he can read off and see who does best to worst. I love that. I think that's really cool. Do you think that it should all be like the same puzzle? Is that the point?

Yes, it has to be. I think it has to be the same puzzle. It has to be the same puzzle, yeah. Okay. And then we'll each time it. Okay, I'm making a note of it and I'll see if we can put it together this week, get everything shipped over the next week. Oh, I love it one and then you guys have time and can do it for I haven't done a puzzle in

A while I'm happy to pick or if it's not fair to pick at least vet the I think I think it's fine If you pick I have no problem with you picking because it's not like you're selecting it and like You know we can show the guys to be like this is the one yeah I think that we're we're going to like a grand at right now. Let me tell you, you guys are never going to want to put together another puzzle again as long as you live when you put that in your face. Yeah, I definitely agree with never wanting to put together another puzzle as long as I live.

That's I agree with you on that. Oh, is it the same bucket as board games for you? It has to be. There's no that's why I said we submitted to Eric. I immediately gave a roll. That was hey, I I love you. Thank you, Andrew. I don't want to put together a puzzle Certainly no, no, I would like to expand this to you know those like Safe-room type puzzles that you can get like the handheld like you have to get the hoop through the knot type thing

You know what I'm talking about What are these called? What are these called? Puzzle in the scape route the fuck no you're doing like a word puzzle right now. What yeah? I'm doing the strand the New York Times strand right now it's like a puzzle Where you have to figure out how to open like a box or like there is a hoop? Like a wooden hoop and you have to get it through the ropes.

Oh, Jeff found the puzzle already to two bears, a golden hour. Isn't that beautiful? I that is nice. I like standing up like humans. That's a brother bear type stuff. I'll listen to Phil Collins. I'll get into it. I'm going to speed run this thing. So that's dude. This is good, too, because if we do this one, the golden hour with the bears on it

or whatever, and we get them first, then people at home can also get this same puzzle and there will be a run on this insane fucking bear puzzle like like a Don Zimmer card. This is the same thing you get. It's going to be a cosmic crisp thing all over again. Suddenly we're going to be friends with the pomegranate people. I love it. Uh, trying to figure out what these things are called, I'm surprised none of you. thing all over again, suddenly we're going to be friends with the pomegranate people. I love it. Trying to figure out what these things are called. I'm surprised none of you have you seen

the glass onion? Yes. Uh huh. You know that box thing that he sends everybody to invite them to the island or one of those they make smaller versions of those. I think it'd be fun for us all to try to take one of those on and just see how long it takes. And I feel like we'd all be really bad at it. Was it like a box?

Yeah, it's like you. There's a who would be there. There could be hoops. And you have to sometimes get the the knot out of the hoop. I like the explaining all this and going sometimes the not. There's a hoop. Sometimes there's a knot. Okay, I'm going to Google puzzle not get the hoop through.

See what pops up. Oh, I feel like it. I feel like Google knows. I feel like Google is getting. Oh, yeah, here we go. God, I feel like it. I feel like Google knows. I feel like Google is getting. Oh, yeah. Here we go. God, I feel like. I want to put this fucking puzzle together so bad. Just fucking staring at it right now and just getting.

Are you just looking at the bear one still? Yeah, the two fucking bears at Magic Hour. God, we I mean, we can get that. We'll order it after we record these episodes. Like, I'm totally fine with that. See, you get it's like you have a ring. One of those fricking things from a Christmas cracker. Sure. I mean, that's a nice Christmas cracker prize.

If that's what you're pulling. Well, imagine that, but like cheap chromed plastic. I feel like Christmas cracker prizes are many decks of cards. Yeah. Little small state. Picture frame. Yeah. Well, I smell stapler. Tiny screw driver. You get these.

That yeah, that's in the rotation for sure. I'm going to look into the puzzle puzzle thing. Do you think we should do a star photo for our new company? Yes. Yes. But I think I should be. You should 3D print my head as my display of the company. All right. I'm back in. I think I think we should all take it like it's a whatchig puzzle.

And we're looking at Andrew. It's us looking at Andrew holding a camera. We're all surprised by what's Gavin seeing. And then you have to put it together. I was thinking it should be in the style of this photo. And then you have to put it together. I was thinking it should be in the style of this photo. Pete Rose. Pretty cool.

And Tony Prez taking a shit. Are they just shitting at work? Is that what that is? Are they at work there? In the changing rooms? You're, yes. Like you're like at work, like that, probably at the baseball stadium. Yeah, I think so.

I think we could fight. We could just get five stalls. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want that to be a what's chick. That image. I don't know what they look at. Yeah, I don't need to see that. I don't know. Why are they so happy? It would be funny if we had four stalls and then the porta potty. Oh,

that's amazing. And we have to strategically cover up all of our testicles and penis and stuff. I've been. Yeah. Cool. Thanks for saying that, man. Really appreciate it. It's great. So you don't want us to show all our junk. OK, got it. It would be cool to make a puzzle. If we made like a piece of content and if you completed the puzzle,

it had like a code that you could scan on it that took you to some piece of content somewhere online. It's like that two million dollar puzzle thing I did. What was that? You put the puzzle together and it creates a QR code that you scan, which then tells you, oh, I see. Million dollars. I won one dollar. That's like a mischief thing, right?

Yeah, that's what it was. I'm so glad that I think I don't know if it's still going on, but they were doing a thing where like you could buy a key and then they sold a box for the key and then people bought both and opened it and it was a key for another box. And last I heard they were like on box four. And I'm so glad I missed that because that is the thing. I would have been in that loop 100 percent and I'd be so annoyed by box four.

Just endlessly buying boxes that you don't know the purpose of. Hell, are they expensive boxes? I think they're like 25 or 30 bucks a box. Like it's not insignificant. Is the promise that there'll be a payoff at some point? I think there might be something where, like, if you lift up the foam on the on the inside of the box, there might be something to it. I think. But I'm not sure what it is not clear to me, and this maybe

has already been resolved, but I don't know what the end game is. It's something that I like randomly get on my tick tock every like four days. I can't say that. It's typically the same box. Have have you guys noticed an increase in Dobermans lately? No. Is that just me? Yeah, just you. I don't like that. I haven't seen one in ages. I'm not. Well, first off, I have no issue with Dobermans.

I actually think they're lovely dogs. I don't have an issue with them like Andrew apparently. But it was the weirdest thing. When I was a kid growing up, Dobermans were the original pit bulls. Everybody had a Doberman in the 70s and then they were considered aggressive and dangerous and then they were banned everywhere

and then suddenly nobody had Dobermans anymore and they weren't in movies anymore. And then pit bulls became like the thing that everybody was scared of. And now that like, that's the quote unquote bad dog. And I guess maybe the moratorium is breaking because when I went for my bike ride yesterday, I saw three different Dobermans on the hike and bike trail.

Wow. I don't think I've seen a Doberman in the wild in like 10 years probably. And to see three in the same day, I realized,'ve seen it. I don't think I've seen a Doberman and in the wild and like 10 years probably And to see three in the same day. I realized oh Something's happening something's afoot That was Magnum P. Eyes dog right he had a dough. Yeah, Zeus and Apollo. I think were they were Higgins dogs Didn't make the fictional dog draft there No, Higgins dogs would have been great picks

Oh, I had an idea for another animal related draft. I wanted to throw you guys away. What about the talking animal draft? Oh. So like puppets being. Yeah, a bugs bunny could be in Dr. Doolittle animals could be in any animal that talks dogs on commercials that talk. I'm going to look who's talking three is what I'm going with exclusively.

My whole board. You could absolutely do as a whole, as a whole lot of talking animals there. I am trying to think a great talking animal. There's that talking dog movie from, I want to say, last summer that you look at a trailer for and just go, nobody's going to see this. And then nobody saw it. Was it like strays or something? Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I've seen quite a few of. What was it? Beverly Hills Chihuahua. There's like four of those, I think. The Taco Bell Dog talks. He was in the other draft, too, though. Yeah. Will our net is in one. Maybe cartoon talking in but real but like real animals that talk

That talking dog movie You know like you know how like when not cartoon and you talk to the cat and the cat talks back to you and you Guys have a conversation Gavin no like real no animals no But when the when the real Taco Bell dog they would make that dog talk as opposed to a cartoon Bugs Bunny wouldn't count. I said bugs money earlier and I'm disqualifying Bugs Bunny from it because it's a cartoon Animated talking animals only real animals animated to talk Like animatronic talking animals, I think could work but not like it's photorealistic CG. Does that kind of animated? Yeah example, please.

Uh, like the new Lion King. That's a good question. That's, uh, I think that would count because it's photorealistic. Oh, it needs to be photorealistic? That's the cutoff? It just, it doesn't feel like a 2D cartoon to me. That feels more like real life. It's, and it's acting, it's acting next to real people.

What about Bugs Bunny in, in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Now, now we're talking, now we're getting, now we're getting to the brass tacks here. If you're going to start making declarations about what, what can and can't be on the draft board, we got to really get down to it. Yeah, I don't, that's a good question. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. What about a 3D Bugs, or like Bugs Bunny from the movie with Jenna Elfman, where he is in the real world. Back in action. Looney Tunes back in action? Yeah, yeah, Looney Tunes back in action. What about that?

I don't know, I haven't seen it. What about this? That's good. Look, I just sent it to you. What about that? I don't know. I haven't seen it. What about this? Look, I just sent it to you. What about that? Oh. Uh. Yeah, I guess so.

Why not? But if he was talking to like Elmer Fudd and the whole thing was animated, you'd say no? Yeah, I guess so. Why not? Okay. Okay. Then let me propose this to you. What if he's speaking to Elmer fun?

It's in the real world Once again, I think I'm back in yeah, I think that's funny Because he's also interacting with real-world people in the real world oh Man, I'm just looking at show dogs movie. I haven't thought about in a long time. I fucked up I should have taken some of these dogs There's a lot of draft. A lot of animals who talk. There's a lot of talking animals.

The finding like the best ones stuff. What about Rocky and Bowinkle? Did these count? Because it's they did like it's them with Robert De Niro in this movie. Does that count? Yeah, I'll count that. Wow. OK. Oh, trying to find the line, I'll count that. Wow, okay.

Trying to find the line, Gavin. I'm trying to find it. I mean, you're showing me the same thing over and over again with different characters. The line, there's no line. The three images are identical. I don't agree. Humans in the real world standing next to animated characters.

But what about Rocky and Bo Winkle, a fully animated movie that's 3D CG? No. Makes no sense. No, that's not photorealistic. I don't see humans in there. Not real. I don't buy it. It's not blurring the lines between reality and fiction. I can't do it. It's also the same fucking characters. You're showing me the same, if it were, it's like,

just use Bullwinkle from the other one. It't really matter right. I'm trying to find the line There's a rocky a bowinkle that works in a rocky bowinkle that doesn't So I'm trying to find the one that is a maybe from you and that that well you got a yes and a no So to pick the yes and then move on we're good got it. I feel like that. I feel like we found the line Eric's always pretty aggressive towards finding the line. What about the episode of the Simpsons where Homer goes into the real world? Is that the old like, like, what if the dog was there? Well, we're what we're not dealing with what ifs that didn't happen.

If if it was the dog, if he took Santa's little helper with them And it was then yeah, that'd be fine, but that's not what happened. Okay. I want to go jump in a river Nick any thoughts Why we're getting this a puzzle I hate I hate bringing up draft ideas anymore It's stupid. I hate I hate bringing up draft ideas anymore. It's a good draft. Well, I feel like drops at the moment are just causing arguments between you and Eric. Yeah, I don't know why.

Is there I can't wait for. For the drink draft to come out. That's going to be a lot of fun whenever that comes out Speaking arguments between people that's not my heat No, your heat is breakfast foods my heat's breakfast Yeah, Nick you edited that right I did did you have to do some a little extra on that one I did Breakfast there might be a couple of moments specifically I'd like you to trim You said a little extra on that one. I did. OK, that's probably a good idea. Yeah, it was trimmed a little bit. Breakfast food. There might be a couple of moments specifically I'd like you to trim.

Yeah. The breakfast foods draft that we did was a learning experience from the condiments draft. I went from I went from from mall draft to condiment in one second. I don't know how. It was the thing where I as soon as like things got heated in the breakfast food strapped, I reflected on the condiments draft and I did the opposite. And I felt like a lot better.

I was like, this is I'm going the opposite direction of this because we were not at condiments level yet, but it could have led there. It was when they're looking at the gauges in Chernobyl and be like, oh, it's not this doesn't look great. But thankfully, we didn't explode. My anger and annoyance caught me off guard, and it took me maybe five minutes to get under get it under control. And then I was fine. They were fine.

Oh, I was I was actively working against any condiment type scenario. We all were, I think. You know, in in movies when they tap on a gauge sometimes and it like Makes the gauge move like it was stuck there. Yeah, it's ever happened in real life. Yeah when Sure, you just say I'm okay. Do it in the movie because it's based off of something right? It's not and and the gauge is like the thing that it's doing is working fine. It's just that little, it's this little mechanical thing gets stuck sometimes. A little floaty. I don't know if they do it in the movies because it happens in real life, but I would bet you that

it happens in real life because they do it in the movies. I would love more analog gauges in my life. Like for internet speed. But you know, when your internet is just getting dog shit and slow for no reason. I just want to I just want to see what it's really doing. You just you want to tap it. I want to tap the game to see if my internet speeds up. Is it really that slow? And then you tap it and it releases and it just starts spinning so fast to the right. And then when I say, oh, my God, download everything.

That's exciting. In the same vein, wouldn't it be cool if you could see like how much data you've used on your plan through like a water meter style dial? The disc goes, brrrr. I love that idea. Like, so it's ticking? Yeah. Like, I really love that idea.

Oh, man. Shut up! What the? What was that, Gavin? What was that Gavin? Yes, my frickin soundbar has Alexa in it and I don't know how to tell them. And I say stuff that sounds like that a lot. Something sort of in that tone and this might be a thing that truck boys might be really into, Jeff. Farming Simulator 25 has a collector's edition that comes with a USB ignition lock. It is like a physical lock and you can sync it to your computer.

And when you put the key in and twist it, you can start your tractor in the game by doing that physical function, which I'm kind of all about. I if only if only that game was fucking fun to play. I mean, they keep making them. Is there actually fun stuff to do now? Do you think? No, I we we we downloaded it. The truck boys and I downloaded and played it one night and we all bailed. It just it was not fun.

I wanted it to be the same way about Snore Runner, though, when I first started, like maybe if you push through. Was that like a gasp? Yeah, that's that's my that's my Internet meter for the month. I want one of these for podcasting, so I can meet you guys whenever I want. It would just be a slip. Each switch would assign like we like ascribed to like one of you. And I'd be like, I don't hear any more of that and I could flip it

off so if I were to like let's say like if I if I did this if I We can't We can mute me right you flipped. Yeah, I have to we can't put that in it's just music It's no I'm Eric. I made it. I made that I made it I Give you a thumbs up you can use it. I made that that's not how that works. Hey both thumbs up right now, man You see these thumbs look at these fucking thumps two thumbs up. I made that Well there's our

Thumbnail that's me approving of my version of the immunity bullet. It's just two thumbs to myself that I'm very happy about it I just I appreciate you. I appreciate someone keeping convict alive. Thank you very much. That's it That you're doing yeah for him. Yeah, I'm doing that. That's me. Yeah. Do you see what Vin Diesel tweeted or posted on Instagram over Father's Day? Did you see his father's day post? No. He. I love Vin Diesel because he's an insane person.

Vin Diesel tried to bridge the gap with Putin over Father's Day. What the fuck did you just say? What? What? Diesel tried to bridge the gap with Putin over Father's Day. What the fuck did you just say? What? What? Diesel tried to bridge the gap of peace, I guess on a global scale with Putin over Father's Day, while also teasing Riddick for and concept art for Fast and Furious part two, 10 part two or 11, whatever it is. All in one tweet. All in one post.

Yeah, it was the first half was like, hey, I'm scouting Riddick for and you're up right now and look at this cool concept art for the next fast film. But also when I look out to the sea, I see warships in the distance. Putin, let's get together. Let's have let's let's get a meal. Let's break bread. We could solve this. I wish I had let me find.

Let me find his actual. He then removed the bottom half about Putin. Try. Yeah, I was going to say, I'm looking at it right now and there's nothing about Putin on here, dude. Is it just the the car and the Father's Day thing? Because he edited it later. It is Vin Diesel invites Putin to dinner and Father's Day post. Yeah, that's the post.

Father's Day to you all while location scouting in Europe for Riddick. The concept art for Fast X part two keeps pouring in. Wait until you see the American road trip. Ha ha. Hashtag Happy Father's Day. OK, so that top comment Russian. Fourth comment comment Russian. Now imagine there is another paragraph that was all about Putin getting Putin over.

Uh, let's find is OK. So what he edited out was and this is a quote on a side note. I saw a warship off my country shores. Hmm. I'm not the Tucker type. He wrote as a father, my kids live in that country. Hmm. Putin. I will fly to the Caribbean. Come have dinner. Let's not let foolishness dictate the future. Hashtag happy father's day. You want to have Putin to do so that they can deal with this worship situation. It sounds like, it sounds like he had to write a tweet based on three things he bought at the store. Yeah.

I wonder what he bought. A toaster straddle. Gave him a battleship. Anyway, this is a long episode. I'm surprised Eric isn't. You just, you just. I have been about three or four times been saying let's wrap up. I've just been roundly ignored.

Oh, I just haven't noticed it. Yeah. Cool. Great. First, I've heard of it. But if you want to wrap up, let's go ahead and wrap up. I guess this is it. Everybody ran it in episodes over. It's time to stop doing this for the rest of the week. We'll do this again next week.

Thanks for listening. You know, we love you grinding up on that poll as Andrew is fond of saying in his song. Gavin, what's our URL? Oh, Regulatrion.com. Oh my God. Hey, if you haven't checked out our YouTube gaming channel, go to the regulation gaming channel on YouTube and check out all of our stupid videos that don't suck. And we'll see you next week.

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