F**kface - Fidget Guns and Monster Trucks // Death of Umidigi [197]

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting sent to the office, children fidget weapons, yoyo’s getting banned in school, lockers, smurf christening, 5 pound bets, bomb shapes, the size of an appendix, sour patch kids heads, recouping your organ space, pantone color of 2024, what animals could sell us what foods, animal drug dealers, best/worst devil actors, robinsons orange, Geoff’s tooth falling out, how the umidigi died, newfound faith in Eric and board games, playing Expeditions: A Mud Runner Game, the monster truck kid on Geoff’s street, what happened to episode 196, and more. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face and Mando http://ShopMando.com code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So here's what I think is happening Yeah Last episode he showed up early For Pleasantries I think this episode He's proving a point He's gonna show up late I don't know what the point is

Yeah I don't know what the point is either But I think he is proving it Balance the scales I like that yeah Gavin is a just man so Gavin like justice is blind

he can't read a fucking clock apparently but while we wait I guess I can bring this up Freddy got fingered got added to the Criterion channel I saw that oh Oh, my God. Awesome. Hey, there he is. Hello and welcome to another episode of the face podcast.

My name is Jeffrey Ramsey with me as always. Andrew Panton, Gavin Free. I don't know why I said my full name there. That's first. Yeah, I don't. I mean, that is my name, but I don't call myself jeffrey very often oh fuck am i in trouble with me jeffrey was what i always get called by my mom when i was oh no maybe i'm maybe i grounded myself and i don't remember are you in your own office i am what does that mean

well you got sent to the office but it's your oh i got sent to my own office you got sent to your own office by you i'm all discombobulated because we're recording on a Friday, and now all I can think about is little kids playing with guns. What? It's America. Well, also, I did that. Did you not play with guns, Gavin, as a kid? Play with guns?

Yeah, well, like, not real guns. I was a big cap gun guy as a kid. You go to the dollar store, you get a cap gun. It makes the loud noise. Oh, yeah. I wasn't really allowed fun stuff. Oh, man. That's tragic.

I had aliens that could shag each other. OK. What do you mean by you weren't allowed fun stuff by your parents or by your nation? Oh, well, both. Yeah, I think it's all around. I think self-imposed as well, to some extent, I assume. I think it's just a general culture. At one point, yo-yos got banned from my school.

Really? Yeah. What happened with the yo-yos? Did someone get taken out? Did you get choked out? Yeah. I can't remember if it was a yo-yo incident where someone got clipped by one

or whether they were just too popular and people were nicking them. Oh. got clipped by one or whether they were just too popular and people were nicking them oh i remember uh three ninjas high mountain i think is what that movie was called it's a three ninjas movie with hulk hogan in it one of the the kids had like a uh yo-yo that had like blades on it and i thought it was the coolest thing ever and so i wanted to be a yo-yo kid and I just never I didn't have the patience I never learned Andrew and Gavin did you guys have lockers in your

schools like when you went to school you'd get a locker every year and then you'd put all your books and stuff why do you say yes and then no uh I said yeah because Eric posted a photo of three ninjas high noon at Mega Mountain which is a childhood staple of mine and I said no because we had we

didn't have lockers it was like a cubby situation where everybody i didn't we didn't have any storage but we just carried everything around in our backpacks which you couldn't put anywhere because there were no lockers that's did they remove them or were they never there uh i mean at my school i never saw any so maybe they were there before I was there. I don't know. In America, we had lockers like in almost every school and you would get a locker and a combination at the beginning of the year. And then somewhere around high school,

when I was in high school, they started pulling them out of schools because of drugs. They were convinced that kids were hiding drugs. And I remember they would have these things where we'd just be in class and then it would come over the loudspeaker and the teacher and the principal would say, please lock the doors. No kids are allowed to go out of the room for the next 20 minutes. And they would bring cops and police dogs in to smell all the lockers to find drugs.

And then eventually they just started pulling lockers out of schools. So like no schools in America really have lockers anymore. Or if they do, they're there. They just can't use them like Millie. I think there's some there's some lockers in her school, but she just they're there they just can't use them like Millie I think there's some lockers in her school but she just can't they just don't use them they're just not available that's to remind you that you're in a school

yeah exactly setting I think it adds atmosphere Gracie also had them Gracie said we had them but never touched them like was that a personal choice or were you not allowed to were they issued to you or were you just told not to touch them um they weren't even issued wow but they were pointless they just become at some point in america they just became set dressing they're like phone booths in london but we had we we had

lockers in jit like in like our gym class like you would change so why wouldn't i just keep drugs in there i don't it just never occurred to me until now like what why have lockers for that but not lockers for other stuff that's weird we had hooks that was our our big thing was their hook you'd walk in you had a designated hook that's where your backpack would go the our gym situation was just benches yeah i had a hook in primary school yeah it was just a hook i wish i would i i mean that's a band thing like a locker is a cool band thing compared to like gavin you were yo-yos mine was bionicles that was the thing that was banned at my school eventually uh they said they were dangerous you don't remember bionicles gavin were they like little action figure things

uh they were like the lego transformer type thing they were like me? Were they like little action figure things? Uh, they were like the Lego Transformer type thing. They were like mechs. They were like little weird mech things that you would build and you could, if you buy multiples, you could make a big one type thing. Yeah, Eric just posted. Why were they banned? Uh, the word on the street was that they were capable of cutting through wood

and therefore were dangerous, but that is just not, they're plastic. Oh, they didn't pass the wood test. Oh, they didn't pass the wood test. Yeah, they didn't pass the wood test, unfortunately. The past is so stupid. It is. Grown-ups make the dumbest fucking decisions.

Like, I was thinking the other day, we might have even talked about this in the past, but I don't know, but I was thinking about the other day when I was like 14, I remember in my shitty little area of Alabama, they had a Smurf burning at a church. What the fuck?

Where they just brought everybody. They were like, Smurfs are demonic. They're witches. So bring all your Smurfs down to the church parking lot and we'll get a bonfire going and we'll all burn plastic and then breathe it in for three hours and sing hymns. That could sense awesome though. I want to go to a smurf burning that's great you're gonna have to go

back to 1986 but oh man do it that is a a deeply disturbing event in the world of smurfs in smurf history such an innocuous cartoon too just about like friendship and love and support and everybody pulling their own weight and caring for each other and the churches get in and go like well he's blue so we gotta he's from the he's from hell for some reason smurfs are in the same category as mr. Magoo

for me where I couldn't tell you a thing about them they are just blue men that wear goofy hats and there's like one woman smurf right yeah there's like smurfette. Yeah. That's all I know. Is she like the queen of the hive? Did she give birth to all the other Smurfs?

No, I think Smurfette was Smurfette was created by Gargamel. Kind of an asexual cartoon. No, Smurfette was created by Gargamel to infiltrate the Smurfs, but then I think she went, oh wow, this is really cool over here. So then she just keeps hanging out. Because why would you want to hang out with that guy and his weird cat?

That is true. But there's no shenanigans going on with the Smurfs. It's just very wholesome. I was just reminded of a time where I made a bunch of five pound bets with people and I won all of them because I had inside info. Really? When would this have been? Secondary school, I assume.

But I made bets with everyone that I knew the title of the next GTA. And I said, I know it's going to be San Andreas. Because I just played GTA 1 and the three cities, and Liberty City, Vice City, and San Andreas. And most people hadn't played GTA 1 and the three cities in Liberty City Vice City and San Andreas and most people hadn't played GTA 1 you were just making a very educated guess yeah yeah I wouldn't say that's insider information you just played the game I don't insider information to me applies knowledge that you could not access you can't you can't get insider information for playing an outside game yeah i didn't have connections to rockstar when i was 12 i for some reason imagine this was a much

more recent bet for you that this was like two years ago before you set up the timeline the fact you're a kid makes it so much funnier anyway i don't think we ever expressly mentioned it in the episode but before you got here gavin we were looking at pictures of fidget guns fidget weapons and just found like a treasure trove of little children and their parents playing with guns and so we were sending each other images and i'll put all that on the instagram when this episode comes out because it's too funny not to not to show they're great if you're to look at them gavin it is just our perception of all advertising in America for every yeah it's what the world feels about America the kids

happy time the mom showing the little girl fucking gun while she's got a crayon in her hand it's really cool me and Nick are fidget weapons guys now Nick do you have your gun ready they don't fire anything they just make a noise and feel good it's like the lamest shootout of all time where neither of you have any ammo and you're just

firing an empty mag at each other over and over again it's like that video of those two people in the street flipping each other. That's absolutely what this is. Yeah. Just leaning in harder each time and like really slamming your arm out there. Hey, I got a question for you guys. It's a bleed over from a personal conversation Eric and I were having. And I want to get everybody's opinion. How big do you think an appendix is? Oh. It's a bleed over from a personal conversation Eric and I were having. And I want to get everybody's opinion. How big do you think an appendix is? Oh.

Like with your hand. Like is it a, like I said I thought it was about the size of a fist. Maybe a little bit bigger than a fist. Eric, what did you say? I want Gavin to guess. Gavin, how big do you think it is? I thought it was going to be like, like if I put my finger in my thumb. Maybe like the size of a dick.

What? That doesn't help. What shape is it? Is it long or is it a ball? That's up for you, man. I assume it's a ball. I just thought it was a ball when it was about to explode. Is it always a ball? I assumed it was always a ball. I never considered it to change shape during the explosion.

I thought it was long. Or that the explosion would dictate the shape. Well, bombs are, in cartoons, bombs are round. So I guess for it to explode, it would have to assume a round shape. Yeah, but before it explodes, is a bomb not round? Is a bomb a different? That's a good question.

Yeah. I'll have to go back and check cartoons. I don't know that that's a good question, but I guess it sort of fits here. I think we may have a market here. No one's making triangle bombs. We gotta make some triangle bombs. You need a square bomb. I guess c4 is square right and that's definitely a bomb so that's taken care of but i've never seen a

triangle in the first star trek remake movie don't they go through a bomb field that's all triangles i i have that's the future though sure okay that still has to be invented i don't have the insider knowledge of seeing the film so bombs are either round or shaped like hot dogs strapped together. Yes. Wait, hang on. Gavin, are these the bombs from Star Trek? No.

No. All right. Those look just like miscellaneous. That's what I thought. I googled it. I wanted to see. Anyway, I thought an appendix was like maybe like in like two inches two inches i yeah i didn't think it was like very long i thought it was like two i thought

it was like a small thing get out of here two inches that in in my mind for how when someone says no no i'm explaining let me get to it i'm there. I'm getting out of here. What the fuck? No, I'm getting there to the visual of my head. In my mind, when an appendix explodes, it is it is violent. It is like when the guy gets his heart ripped out at Indiana Jones or like a chest burster. In my mind, that's how how it always worked. So the idea of it being like a two inch thing is like when in mission impossible one he puts the gum bomb on the thing and explode like that is the level that's ridiculous that's too small can be gum i forgot about that that's true there is a gum bomb you

can make a gum into triangles if you want to quickly empty an aquarium I'm gonna... I have an answer here. I've looked it up. Okay, how big is... I never heard from Nick and Gracie how big they thought an appendix was. I thought it was like a palm, the size of your palm. Okay, like a palm. Yeah. Alright. Are you saying palm or pom? Palm? Like the palm of your hand?

The palm of your hand. Like the drink? What? What's happening? Gracie said half a foot okay the way but like here's the thing like a long foot is six inches and isn't a crazy guess but saying half a foot makes it sound fucking nuts wait what oh 12 half of six inches okay thank you all right so gracie said six inches. 12 inch, not feet. What does that mean? Oh, like the feet.

Yeah. Like, I'm not talking about the body part when I say a foot. Right, right, right. So, okay, we got six inches. We got a palm. We got a fist. We got a penis. And what was you?

What were you? I said like two inches. Like two inches. A fist. I'm with you. I think it's like a fist. We got a penis. And what was you? What were you? I said like two inches. Like two inches. I'm with you. I think it's like a fist. Here's why I said fist. Because when I was a kid and you'd go to the doctor and they have the guy that you can play with all those organs. They all fall out and you try to put them back together.

They're all pretty big, right? The appendix is usually eight to ten centimeters, three to four inches long, and less than 1.3 centimeters wide, so it's about Gavin's penis. Yeah, it's a penis. It's appendix. It's in the name. That checks out. That's just good science. So it's long and skinny.

It's like a little sausage. Can someone just post a picture of one that isn't too gruesome for me? It's like a sausage. Can someone do the work for me? I got it right here. It's the blue part. Oh, that's nothing. That sucks.

That's so disappointing. Now here's the thing. The reason you think it's round is because when it's inflamed, it starts going into a bomb shaker. Yeah, it gets bomb shaked. Oh, that's a cooked appendix. That's a grenade that's ready to go.

Somebody definitely pulled the pin on that appendix. Yeah. RB to throwback. Oh, man. Have you ever had the Sour kids heads before uh no heads heads yeah the specific is that a canadian thing do you is that not in america sour patch kids heads i'm not familiar with them it may okay never never mind i was just gonna say the they one of the heads i'd say the main head in a batch of

Sour Patch Kids heads is the same color as the bomb from Mission Impossible 1 the gum bomb and because of that I refuse to let the ends touch because that is how the bomb goes off I eat it in half it's a weird quirk of mine I don't trust it I'm not gonna fall for the gum bomb

wouldn't you want the bomb to go off uh yeah I guess that's a fair point but I don't trust trust it. I'm not going to fall for the gum bomb. When do you want the bomb to go off? Yeah, I guess that's a fair point, but I don't trust a flavor bomb. I don't deal with explosives. After the waffle bomb, I've decidedly am against bombs in my life.

You should get your appendix removed immediately then. It's gone already. I'll already take care of it. Oh yeah, you had a bunch of like, I didn't realize it was on the large intestine. That's insane. I think it's unfair if they're going to remove

something from your body, you don't get to recoup the space. Like, put something there that you couldn't fit before? Yeah, like, you can build a pocket or something that you could store in there. Like, you can hold a,

that's the size of a USB drive you could stick in there that you'd always have on you if you needed it. Or if you don't have a locker, you could put your drugs there. There you go. Hey, uh, I had an idea a couple days ago that i haven't talked to i've only talked to eric about it i haven't talked to you guys about it yet but a long time ago we uh the last time we sold

baseballs there were a handful that got uh that bought them and then for whatever reason their order fell through and they weren't able to get their baseballs so we said we'd hit another round for them and uh spring uh what's it called opening days coming up and day someone said spring training and baseball uh opening days coming up pretty soon and uh eric and i were talking about it and i really want to make good on that uh promise to those people and i wouldn't mind we also still have a bunch of balls that we we didn't hit the last time so i was thinking maybe for opening day it would be fun to do another round of hitting baseballs but the angle we could take on it this year and maybe we do it going forward is i just hit we just hit them in whatever the pantone color of the year is so they're like

of the year 2024 oh that's awesome so. Whatever the Pantone color of 2024 is. What is the... Oh, I love that. Peach fuzz? Peach fuzz, there you go. So what if we get a bunch of peach fuzz paint and then hit a bunch of balls with peach fuzz? I think that sounds great. That will look better on the front of my camera than the black that we put on last time.

We're gonna slowly turn your camera into a Jackson Pollock painting I think Nick has a good question though that's the Pantone color of the year is there a Pantone color of the year or no? good question Pantone color of the year? surprisingly

peach fuzz oh wow that's actually what a coincidence it's an alignment this year it's a rare time very rarely aligns but this year it's an aligned peach fuzz I think your color of the year is called cop out Wow that's aggressive just wait and see what the color of the year is the 2025 Feeling like a fool Did we intro this episode? No.

We'll get to it later. Oh. Okay. Hey, I got another question for you guys. The other day, this was a big topic of conversation last night when we were hanging out. I was hanging out with some friends. Down in South Austin, there used to be a sub shop, and I never went there, but I would always drive by it.

And it had this giant gorilla holding subs and every time i saw it it was never like the right time to eat a sub but every time i saw it emily and i would both go man i really i really want to eat at that gorilla sub place and we went by it last night and it was closed and we realized we missed our window but as we were talking about it we got to thinking like i really do trust a gorilla to deliver a good sub, maybe more than any other animal. Now in my head, I don't know if I did before or if this happened,

but I associate subs with gorillas. And if I think of an animal, I want a gorilla to sell me a sub. So we got talking, what other animals should be selling certain foods? Like who would you, like what would you trust from a walrus? I would clam chow oh yeah clam that's a great one i i would honestly i think a bear could sell me any food any food with a bear works for me i yeah i was thinking like the

obvious one is like honey but i could see uh i could see a bear selling peanut butter and jelly sandwiches oh absolutely you know like uncrustables you know what uh i take that back i couldn't see a bear selling like a gourmet pizza like it just doesn't the claws would rip right through the dough it just it doesn't work the functionality isn't there i'd take a plate of sushi from a crab, I think. Oh! That's a very good one. That's a good one, but don't you think a penguin would look a little better? No.

Sardines. Penguin's frozen yogurt, dude. Oh, penguin could be frozen yogurt. Yeah, ice cream. If I'm going by Who Framed Roger Rabbit rules, I assume the penguin is dealing with the drinks. That's a good call. Nick said a giraffe would... He'd buy a salad from a giraffe.

Gracie would take pancakes from a kangaroo. Pancakes from a kangaroo? Yeah, why is that? I don't know. It just seems trustworthy. Flapjack, kangaroo jack. I can see it. I can see it.

Yeah, I get it. I feel like a smoothie for a kangaroo for me in my head i'm processing now whatever it is i need to be able to imagine the animal holding it or like creating it oh absolutely yeah so like like a kangaroo yeah sure that could work uh i just can't see i can't well i guess like a like a kangaroo jumps makes wine right like crushes the oh that would be good he could bounce on the grapes yeah i'm trying to think like functionality an octopus would do hibachi oh that's great that's all the arms yeah that's a really so it sounds like you wouldn't take anything from a slug

yeah that's a really it sounds like you wouldn't take anything from a slug escargot salt yeah i would yeah unfortunately salt the thing that kills him yeah he's an expert oh anyway oh well there you go that's perfect uh i was oh what was what do you uh what would you eat that a wolf offered? Oh, like raw meat? Yeah, like steak. Yeah, like beef jerky. Yeah. No, jerky's like a moose food to me.

Oh. Like a moose would be doing jerky. Yeah. I wouldn't buy anything from a salmon. And that's even... I'm allergic, like that's a side point to it but when i imagine a salmon trying to sell any food it's like jack lemon and um and uh was the the selling movie with uh alick baldwin oh oh glenn gary glenn ross yeah yeah

his care you know like just this sad salesman thatman that can't do anything at the end of his career. That's what a salmon is to me. Like Gil from The Simpsons? Yeah, like Gil, exactly. That is a better comparable. Oh, yeah. I just don't, you can't, the salmon isn't selling me anything. I don't trust it.

I don't think it's good. I think a fox could sell me tricky spicy noodles that like they don't look like they're gonna be spicy you eat them and you're like oh i got tricked by the fox who sold me these spicy noodles that tracks regular noodles i don't know spicy noodles that's a fox food horse horse sells trail mix right that's a good one that's really good some of these are from people came up with last night that I'm just remembering now you know Jeff how you ate those boiled peanuts yeah who would give you them Oh alligator I got one

No, it's a donkey food. A donkey with some boiled peanuts? That's donkey food, dude. Donkeys don't sell boiled peanuts. That's such a donkey food. No, I agree with that. Elephants sell peanuts, first of all. That's an idiot. Boiled peanuts is a donkey food.

I'm telling you, a bayou gator with a cowboy hat on that's all rolled up with a little bit of a peanut shell in his mouth and a Cajun accent. The elephant hands off the peanuts to the gator for the boiling process. I think that the gator is selling me catfish. That, yes. That's why boiled peanut

is donkey food, dude. Yeah. I feel like a squirrel is selling gourmet nuts. It's something trashy about a donkey with the boiled nuts. Like it just, it fits. Does it bother you that animals don't have names and they're not really anything? What do you mean? Well, just humans named all the animals, but they don't, they're not actually that.

And they don't know each other as that. No. I mean. No, that's never, that hasn't bothered me. Nor have I thought it, but i think that's a very funny i don't i don't think you're allowed to have i don't think you're allowed to have that thought after i got just undressed for thinking that horses think they're in the middle ages because they actually live in the middle ages because they work

at that fucking medieval times we went to you're not allowed to think that animals are annoyed at people and being called the wrong name i'm glad jeff that you like the sub gorilla that that's the thing that that that brings you joy i have a dumb bit in my head where there is a car dealer that has like a giant like reptile like a dinosaur type thing inflatable on top of it and i've created this bit in my head that uh it makes me laugh every time i drive by it where it's the idea of this guy who really wants to buy a car but he thinks that the monster is real so he can't so like he drives up to it and he's like oh my god it's a dinosaur oh fuck and it's like every time he drives by that's the it's like again why haven't they dealt with this what i need a car

i need a car now god damn it so the idea the sub is the same thing i like the idea of this person who really wants to eat one of those subs but he's scared of the gorilla yeah dude i'm the opposite i want i would i'd run up and hug that gorilla if i met him if i saw him i want i've never wanted anything more than i want a sandwich from that gorilla and i'm so bummed we we did we you see it in out in the world and you think that makes total sense gorilla selling subs that'll always be there and you take it for granted and then before you know it the world changes so were you always going by this gorilla like 9 a.m like what what was the wrong time for us just always like it's like four in the afternoon you're headed to uh the mall to pick something up and you just drive by and you go oh next time we

eat lunch over here let's go get at the gorilla sub you know it was like over by the best buy uh down at like i don't know mopac and brody or something and uh i just like i just it was always like it's in a shopping center that you have to like, you have to put effort into getting to, you know, it's one of those ones where it's got like a weird off ramp. And so, oh, there's now the Juiceland Gorilla. That's great too. I definitely would drink a smoothie from,

I would buy drugs from the Juiceland Gorilla. A hundred percent, dude. Absolutely. That Juiceland land gorilla would sell you drugs right now that's what's in the crown well what would be the best drug dealing animal like if you had to take drugs from an animal i think power weasel oh i i think the kangaroo has that pouch and it has some utility you don't know what's in there. It's got room to look around. It gives you change. You know what?

It's donkey. It's a mule. No, it's not. Yes, it's donkey. The best drug animal. That carries it, but that doesn't sell it. No, I think it's a koala.

I think it's a koala. They also have a pouch and they're fucked up like 18 hours a day on eucalyptus. They're always high. They always have like weed vision eyes. They'reucalyptus. They're always high. They always have like weed vision eyes. They're always like, hey. They're always fucking hungry.

They're always munching on stuff. Don't they have like insanely smooth brains? Like aren't koalas like so dumb? Because yeah, they're fucked up. Yeah, like really cubular shits. I knew a guy in middle school that was like a koala. He was high 24 hours a day. We were watching his brain smooth out and there were there

were bets like he's not gonna make it to 10th grade right and everybody's like no there's no way if you did the anamorphs on the brad pitt character in true romance it's the koala so i don't know if they're selling but it's like that's that person it's that personality type i don't know if i trust him as a dealer. I can't get through that movie. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of those movies I've seen the first 45 minutes several times. I watched Drexel's dick get blown off

and then I just turn it off for some reason. Drexel is one of the coolest characters ever, though. I disagree strongly. I think Drexel kind of sucks as a character he does but the fact that that's Gary Oldman like what a performance dude is that a role that he would take these days no I don't think so

but like he fucking nailed it well he's retired now right isn't he retiring is he I think he said so that's too bad he just done some weird stuff he was a great version of Satan and a car commercial. I don't remember that was directed by who directed. I don't I don't remember who direct.

It's one of the all time great commercials. It's Clive Owen and him. And I want to say Danny Trejo. And it's all about James Brown sold his soul to the devil. But now that he's growing old he can't like the contract it was for fame and he can't be famous because he can't dance anymore and so they race to it i think it's a tony scott commercial it's great but he does some weird stuff i'm saying like it's not out of his range have you guys ever seen this all-time great commercial? No. I mean, maybe.

I don't think so. It's a fantastic commercial. It was like a run. It was a car commercial where they took like seven or eight famous directors and they had them make like short films around the car. And so Gary Oldman played the devil? Gary Oldman plays the devil and it's a very like ridiculous, over-the-top performance by him.

It's great. Who do you think has played the devil, and it's a very ridiculous, over-the-top performance by him. It's great. Who do you think has played the devil the best? Didn't Tim Curry do a good devil? In, what was that, A Legend? I don't know. Legend? Yeah, was he the devil in that? Well, he was a demon, for sure.

Oh. I don't know if he was the devil. I saw that movie when I was a kid. I don't really remember it very well. I thought Peter Stormare was awesome as the devil i saw that movie when i was a kid i don't really remember it very well uh i p i thought peter stormare play it was awesome as the devil in constantine i always anytime i think of the devil now i think of he's the first thing that pops up as peter stormare in that role what about was de niro the devil an angel yeah he was i was about to say who do you think played the worst devil that would be de niro and angel heart for me he that's the only time

i've ever seen de niiro in a movie be bad. I haven't seen it. So I just, I feel like that's one I hear about a lot. I'm having a hard time thinking of other known devil performances.

Dave, girl, the devil or just a demon? I think he might have been the devil. Oh, John Lovitz played a great devil on the People's Court episode of Saturday Night Live.

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It was a funny sentence. I liked it. Uh, have you heard of Robinson's orange? Gavin? It's a, it's a UK beverage. Like an orange squash.

Uh, no, it's like, uh, maybe Eric, could you pull up an image of it? It is, uh,

it says on the side of it appointment to queen manufacturers that so I've been streaming that's orange squash ah yes okay I didn't know I didn't know that and I still don't know that apparently I

have been streaming quite a bit and trying different juices and I saw that in a store and I thought, did you, that looks great. That looks like an orange type thing. I've tried juice.

Let's, let's try to stream this. And it was, uh, right before I had a meeting and I was like, Oh, I could use a drink. Let's get this going.

I was all excited. I had it in the fridge for a few days. And, uh uh i streamed a whole i streamed 850 milliliters of robinson's orange took a sip and did not like it it was it was very strong it was uh kind of orange it was just a weird taste uh wasn't a fan and then i i just gave it to my partner and said tritus i i don't i don't like it they tried it they're like is this what do you say with squash gavin yeah orange squash yeah i didn't know so i guess essentially this is like the concentrate of that that that bottle there

that's enough for probably 60 liters of drink like you die like the shit out of it so you couldn't pour like a centimeter into a huge glass and just make a whole add water and make a whole glass and for like explanation of what would make sense to me i essentially carbonated grenadine and then tried to drink it is sort of the idea. I got laughed at so hard for not noticing because on the front of the bottle, it says dilute me in like a pleading way. I just didn't notice it. And then on the side,

on the side, it says it's a four to one water ratio. One part this concentrate to water. I would say four to one is even pretty strong. It's if you encounter that, if you've been streaming because of the show, be careful with the Robinson's Orange. Because I now I have a 750 milliliter carbonated thing of Robinson's Orange that I don't know how to distribute out of that. Like, do I carbonate the water as well? Do I just add the carbonated Robinson's orange to? I just don't.

I would add it to already carbonated water. I think that's the move, but it's just I've been staring at this carbonated bottle of mix essentially or concentrate, and it's been a disaster. It's my first big loss in the streaming game speaking of disasters i don't think i've mentioned this to anybody yet maybe i have but uh on sunday my tooth just fell out of my mouth oh my good god what do you mean oh god i had a fucking i was eating mike and ike candy and I just took a bite of a piece of Mike and Ike, and I heard a weird noise,

and then a tooth just came out of my mouth. The whole thing? No, it was a crown, but it was most of a tooth. And so I just had like a little weird like nub, kind of like when Darth Vader takes off his helmet for the first time, and you just see like what's left of his head. Like kind of like that.

It was like, that's what my tooth felt like like i think we are at the 15th anniversary of the taffy incident so maybe it's so so here here we go so i freaked out there was no pain or anything but you know i have such anxiety related to dental stuff now that emily had candy then emily had one mike and ike and i even bought it because i thought well this isn't too chewy i'm probably fine with this. Mike and Ike is so chewy. Millie was eating taffy and I was like, no way in hell I'm ever touching taffy again. And I'm like, my taffy days are long gone.

And so I fucking got so upset and so just like freaked out because I've just had so much trauma related to it. Emily had to give me like a Valium to calm me down. And then the first thing in the morning, i just went to the dentist as they were opening and called them and was like hey uh my tooth fell out blah blah i gotta come in and get it i just gotta get my my crown glued back in and they're like well we're pretty busy and then they're like wait which tooth is it and i told them where i thought it was and they're like is that the crown we just put on like a month ago and i was like yes it yes, it is. I had no idea.

And they were like, well, you better get in right now then. And so I was there for an hour and a half because they were very kind to fit me in. But when they finally sat me down and they got in there and they looked at it, the dentist goes, I didn't put this crown in.

This has got to be at least 10 years old. And I realized, Gavin, it was the crown I got from the Laffy Taffy. It finally fell out. Full circle. The very first crown popped out 15 years later, and they just glued it back in, and it was fine.

It was totally fine. She's like, well, I don't like this crown, but it already exists, and it should be fine. Put it back in. Oh, my God. I laughed so hard. Oh, that was longer than... Because I think that was 2007. Yeah.

Probably 2007. That sounds about right. And you... They wouldn't have fit me in if they thought it was if they knew it was not their crowd because they were like they were like they thought it popped up after a month they were like holy shit we really fucked up long enough to like fully live through the lifespan of your dental work like full cycle i gotta say though it happened at like eight o'clock at night and then i was fixed by 9 30 in the morning so it was like a 13 hour ordeal with zero pain at any point look if you're gonna have a dental issue

that's the way to do it but i just thought it was funny that it finally that it turns out it was the the crown the very first crown and what have you learned uh that a crown will last you about 15 years like in about 15 years i'll take it i'll take it easy on the mike and ike's because these crowns will be ready to pop out. Now, do you think it was Mike or Ike that took the crown out? Which one do you think? Or was it maybe

a combined effort? It wasn't even good. I like Mike and Ike. I bought this fucking... No, I like Mike and Ike. I bought this tropical... Like, this tropical version. And some of the flavors are good,

but some of them are really bad. And I was trying to figure out what the flavor was that sucked. I think it was some kind of coconut, but I do like coconut, but this was dog shit. And so I even lost it on a bad flavor. I have a new dumb problem in my life that might go on for a month. I'm not sure when it will. It's going to extend for a while.

My Jeff's favorite phone, the Umidigi, his brand of choice, has passed. It's dead. No more crazy photos. It's gone. How do you go through phones so quickly? I don't understand.

You want to know how the Umidigi died? Yeah. I was feeling really sick, and I had a bath, and it's the first time I've ever fallen asleep with the phone in my hand in the tub, and I was alerted to it thudding off the bottom and went into full panic, and it turns out the Umi Digi is not a waterproof phone.

It is my burner phone. It could not handle the water water it was truly a burner um put it out but the next day it worked and i was like oh this is great i don't need to look at a new phone this is awesome and but then the screen progressively died further and further like it got started getting more pixelated i was like this isn't great but i can live through it and i was on tiktok and each tiktok would accumulate further like it would stay on the screen to the point where like four tiktoks i've still seen the outline of what was there before and then eventually it was like somebody smeared all the pixels and so it's completely unusable it's just like

streaks of light essentially and different shades of my home screen but i can't turn the phone off it is stuck in idle like if i hold the power button down it will turn off and then immediately turn back on again and uh it's like shorted. It is shorted on, but that's not the problem. The issue is we were going to do a Sloppy Joe stream recently, and I decided I was going to have a nap, so I set an alarm clock for 7.20 p.m. my time, and now that alarm is still active. So every night at 7.20 p.m.,

my alarm goes off on that phone. And because of the interface, I can't swipe it at all. It's completely unusable. And I can't turn the phone off because it just immediately turns back on again. So I have to turn the phone off and then it comes back on, but it clears the alarm and that process but the battery life on the umidigi is long especially when it's not doing any other function so i have

no idea how long i'm gonna have to reset this phone all it has to do is beep once a day can you still take photos with it like is there is there a hard button on your phone that will take a photo, like click photo? No, I tried. I did do that. But then I thought, how can I tell if it's capturing it or not? There's no way for you to like plug it into a computer and pull files off. Because I would love what you were describing to me. It sounded like when the Beastie boys created their recorded their

check your head album they wanted to have like a buzzy sound and they didn't know how to achieve it so they bought a bunch of old microphones from like music stores and pawn shops and they just started pulling wires out and then singing into them until it sounded cool and i feel like you've got some sort of a scenario going on there on your phone where who knows what kind of what could be created. Well, unfortunately, it's just the visuals. The audio works great. And even when the phone was working, the camera and flashlight were the only thing I was like, I can live with that. I don't need those things.

The camera sucked anyway. But now it's a problem of every night. Seven twenty megapixels. Yeah. Watermarked as well. But I got a new phone coming. I'm excited there. Yeah. Watermarked as well. But I got a new phone coming. I'm excited. I hope it watermarks it as well.

What I have headed my way. You guys can see the new future of tech. Is it another Umi Digi? Like a waterproof version? I don't want to spoil anything, but we'll see. We'll see what's coming in the future. Another $100 phone. Without this show, I never would have heard of anything called Umi Digi in my life.

And now it's all I think about with phones. Andrew slacked the other night. He goes, I just want to let everybody know the Umi Digi died. And so if anybody needs me, I might be hard to reach for a while. I thought he was going to a funeral for a pet or something. I was like, fuck, it's Umi Digi. And then he's like, no, my phone, you idiot. And I was like like i don't know how i was supposed to remember that's what it was called but i thought i was so concerned for a second it sounded like a dead tamagotchi it did it did yeah well listen the the best feature

of the umidigi is they have a burnt end thing where you think it's your home button, but it's a home button for their store, so you can just buy more UmiDigi products. It is an immediate... It's just built into the phone. They're fucking genius! They're so smart! Oh, I pocket-bought another phone. Shit.

Well, it's, you know, if you want tablets, they got them. It appears as though the occasional time i accidentally hit that button thinking i'm going home and i get to see their product line they got a lot going on umidigi might be a company to invest in i'm not an expert but they got tablets i wonder if they'll sponsor the podcast i would my phone collection needs it. I trust the next phone I'm getting. It sounds real good. It was on sale.

I'm a believer. Oh, speaking of believing, I believe I'm developing some newfound faith in our coworker, Eric. I'm starting to believe in him that he might be a guy who likes to play board games because he came over to my house last night He came over to my house last night

and he joined in a game of Monopoly and he played for over an hour. I'm sorry, not Monopoly, Uno. He joined in a game of Uno and he played for over an hour. No, I think that fits with him because eric is a he never wants to but will if in the scenario i feel has been i was he was i just wanted to i just want everyone to know that i was i'd say that's less of a ball game too because you could easily play

that like sat on a wall next to a giant but i didn't say he i'm saying that would be great i'm saying he's trending in that direction. I'm not. No. I'm telling you 2024 might be the year we get Eric into board games. It's not. I called the full show at AAPW last night, and my wife said, hey, we're still over. We're still over here if you want to come over. And I said, yep.

And so it was 1030, and I headed over, and I was tricked into playing Uno she said oh yeah they told me i wasn't allowed to tell you that we were playing uno so then i got there i will say no one is good at uno everyone was giggling and falling all over themselves the only person that i trust to play uno with is burn dog because he is out for no blood and only fun. It is, that guy kept fucking shit up left, right, and center. Playing Uno with Burndog rocks. Dude, he, we're playing this kind of Uno that has these link cards

where you can link two people together so that anytime one of them draws, the other one has to and vice versa. And Burndog kept linking he and I together. And I'm like, stop linking you at all first of all you're just fucking yourself over stop and then we made it a rule where you can you can keep adding onto the link so he would like triple or quadruple link us so like if i had to draw four we'd have to draw 16 each at one point at one point somebody put down a blue eight and he just flipped all of his cards upside down.

He went, I just want to see if I can do this by feel. And he put down like a red. He put down a red six and he went, nope, and put the card back and then tried again. Anyway, Eric had so much fun. You can tell in his voice how much fun he had. I was so fucking tired. And then we were playing Uno, and then nobody wanted to play. And then we just got to a point where we let Emily win.

It's because you showed up. We had already been playing that hand for over two hours. Like, we only played one hand of Uno last night, and it lasted three and a half hours, probably. So you had like a private Uno the movie happening? Yeah, I didn't even mean to. It just kind of went that way. This version of uno we were playing with the rules we we came up with just made it impossible for anybody to win there's this point mechanic too where you put a card down

that just has a finger pointing and then everybody points in the direction of somebody and then you have to pick up as many cards as fingers are pointed at you so anytime somebody calls uno somebody just throws down and you get five people pointing at you. So it just became impossible. Right, but then also Burndog and Jeff were triple linked, so they each ended up picking up like 15 cards. It just kept going.

I do love that we once played a game of Uno that started with Barack Obama being president and ended with Trump being president. That was a lot. That was a great day. Speaking of Burned Dog playing games, Truck Boys put out a Let's Play today.

Yeah, the Truck Boys video came out today. I hope everybody enjoyed it. I was telling Andrew last night, I watched it twice to give notes on it. I rarely ever watch anything I'm in. Goddamn, did I hate me in that video i made i had i had so many fucking notes for that video of like cut out this word cut out this line i probably have half the audio in it in release than was in it yesterday i fucking i can't ever listen to me i just great on me dude i fucking can't ever listen to me. I just grate on me, dude. I fucking can't stand me.

That's, it is, as somebody who also struggles with that, I couldn't relate more to Jeff's notes where I would watch the video and it would be something that is literally no other person would think was off or weird or not funny. And Jeff is just self-hating

throughout all the notes of that video. Yeah, because when I give notes, I have to tell why. I have to explain why you, because when I give notes, I have to tell why. I have to explain why you're cutting. I'm like, you have to cut this moment right now because I sound like a fucking moron. I sound like I just discovered how to drive a car. I'm the dumbest person on earth. Please don't let this come out.

I would be embarrassed for my mother to hear how stupid I am. I have to give a paragraph of why I suck in every note. It note it's a great video it's a lot of fun I enjoyed it I didn't have any any notes based off of my experience watching it I would also just like to take a minute to talk about expeditions that game is so fucking fun I can't wait for them to add co-op to it so that I have not that's new trucks yeah it should I think does it look better it looks better and uh it looks like red dead it does yeah it takes place in like in the desert it looks like red dead i've probably put like 20 hours into it it's the only game i've been playing for the most part uh i just i can't get enough it's so much. You can put anchors down, Gavin, and you can winch to any of the places

that you put down, as long as it's on dirt. So you can't just do rock. You can't rock climb with it. But if you're stuck somewhere, instead of just being like, oh, fuck, I'm stuck, you can put a point down

and then pull yourself out of it. It's fantastic. You can go down mountains. Yeah, you basically almost always have a winch point. And then the mountain thing is crazy because you know how when you winch to something, you can pull closer to it, but in this game, you have a push.

So like Andrew's right, you can put a winch point at the top of a mountain and then connect to it and then push and then just let yourself go down like Spider-Man. It's so cool. A tip for anyone starting that game, there are missions you get where you have to explore a circle they give you on the map you can do that by whipping out your binoculars and just looking around or you have a drone that you can fly around and do it i took probably like 17 hours

it took me 17 hours into the game to realize this. So to that point, whenever I had a circle, I would drive around every corner of it and it would take forever. I hated those missions. And then I felt like such a fucking idiot. The first time it was like, you're 60 percent done. And then I pulled out my binoculars and it was immediately clear. It just gave me. We do that in the video. You do it in the video.

It was in the first mission. And I was like, oh, my God, I don't know why i didn't connect that that was a thing i could continue to do yeah does it give you a tip that you could just use a drone or binoculars it does yeah it's like in the tutorial essentially but i don't think i i was confused by the drone at that time it's confusing they throw a lot at you that's different but similar you know and the whole thing is just it's just a little confusing at first i still don't understand exactly how garages do or don't work I will say playing a game for the first time on camera is one of the worst ways to Best way to it to miss all the tips and tutorial information

Yeah, that game especially we were kind enough. They gave us early access to it to like make that Let's play and we got codes for we'll eventually do co-op stuff in it It is the coolest game to get the play early because there were times where instinctually They gave us early access to it to make that. Let's play, and we got codes for we'll eventually do co-op stuff in it. It is the coolest game to get to play early because there were times where instinctually I'd be like, where the fuck do I find this? I'll look up a guide, and then realizing, oh, there's none. I have to find it. I'm truly on this expedition.

I need to try to track this thing down. For me, what I realized last night when playing it is that, and I think it's the reason why i actually prefer expeditions i think overall to snowrunner is the puzzle of snowrunner and the hurdle is you're stuck it's movement it's trying to figure out how to get through this terrain that is really difficult where expedition is more about resource management and the movement itself is not nearly as complicated to get through like point a to point b i'm very rarely completely stuck and don't know what to do it's more like oh fuck i only have this much gas because when you recover now you

don't get gas back for it you do have some in your home station but that that depletes like it doesn't constantly redeem so this yeah this is this is where it's a little confusing to me so you you basically have to plan for success bring everything you think you could possibly need out onto the expedition with you and then if you get if you run out of gas out there are you able to drive another vehicle out to refuel you or are you just fucked so here's the thing if you if you have a base in that region, you could put a car there, but you can't drive multiple cars

out of multiple areas. So I did a thing where I brought two trucks with me, one with the intent of it just being a fuel truck, and I couldn't travel to a new zone with both of them. I could only do one. So essentially whatever you bring into that zone lives in that zone in terms of multiple

trucks. Like when co-op is added, this won't be a problem. It'll be a pretty easy solution. One person is fuel. The other person drives. But it is region locked in a way that SnowRunners isn't. So if you're in a zone that doesn't, instead of garages, it's like bases that you have. If you're in a region that doesn't have a

base, you just can't recover. You're just stuck stuck you have to end the run essentially and start from the beginning also it is from what i can tell in that game everything that's being done is in the service of selling meth like you're out in the desert and there's just all these like like huts and tents and like random equipment hidden in the back of a pickup truck covered by a tarp and you're just going there's no fucking roads around it's real sketchy it look it definitely looks like it definitely some like breaking bad shit yeah they are aware of that in the sense of i feel like maybe the fourth expedition you do is a straight up breaking bad reference oh is it really yeah i think there's there's a mission called breaking brad and you have to go to what is the equivalent of like the rv from the show or the meth lab is it's great such a fun game i can't wait for you guys to play more of it and i absolutely can't wait for co-op

we're gonna have so much fun in that thing yeah we're gonna make a billion videos in it and who knows maybe i'll even have the truck boys back again for another video if people like them yeah i had so much fun playing with them it was great it was very funny we're in the beginning of the video it's established that like okay well who's gonna start and then who the person playing willie nelson does not give up that controller we talked about it after we didn't even realize that i was in the i recorded so that video comes out it's about an hour and a half it was almost three hours of recording and after we sat down like 10 minutes later in the kitchen and bernie's like wait a minute we didn't let nobody else play it's like oh yeah that's great it was fucking it was so much fun did you guys play did you guys play trucks last night no no i went to bed dude i

was tired no way we only left at like midnight yeah b, Bernie might have, but I watched The Traitors and fell asleep. Traitors is good. It is good, dude. And there's a, if you're in America, there's three new seasons. UK season two, Australia season two,

and New Zealand season one are all hitting this month on Peacock. I have a question about season two of the American one. Okay. What in the goddamn is John Bercow doing on that? I'll tell you what he's doing. He's sussing out traitors.

It's like 18 US reality stars and the former speaker of the House of Commons. It's the weirdest. I don't understand how he got to that position. Does he want to be a reality star? How did he get on that? They're just trying to make it make for an interesting show. It's very interesting, too.

And he's a beloved guy on the show. Everybody loves him. Yeah, he's great. How far into it are you? Have you caught up? No, I'm like two episodes in i watched i watched him fall in mud speaking of speaking of mud and trucks i've had a recent development um there's this i've been you know when i go for a walk in my neighborhood lately or go for a bike

ride there's this kid down the street this little fucking kid down the street who is always playing with this monster truck that's like a shark and i get so fucking jealous of this little fucker and his truck it looks like he's having so much fun right and so uh i went to target i was like fuck it i can have one too so i went to target and i bought one and uh so now this three-year-old on my street isn't the only one with a fucking cool monster truck. There's a 48-year-old competing with him. But I took it to the park and I started playing with it. And I took a bunch of videos because it was so much fun.

And I sent them to Burndog and Antonio. And now they want to build it like a monster truck track in Burndog's backyard that we can do real trucks in. That's great. So you've just been in the park playing with your toy? Yeah, I've been in the park playing with this.

See, I said it. The little monster truck is the shark. Oh. He's fucking wild, dude. He can do so much fun stuff and he can climb and there's like,

it's so cool. It's so cool. So we're just going to build like the coolest. It's just going to be amazing. We're just going to have, we're going to build trucks in Burndog gonna do it's just gonna be amazing we're just gonna have we're gonna build trucks in in burn dogs backyard and then we can do we can play trucks all day long people can come over we'll put up some speakers have some fucking music plaston it's gonna be you guys are all invited we're gonna it's gonna be amazing did you have

a go-to aussie car when you were younger no no i had this bad boy oh that's when it goes both ways right is that the one that it flips over yeah drive it yeah i had that that was fucking awesome that'd be a great addition to trucks that we absolutely well i think everybody should get a truck and we should all get involved maybe make some real life truck videos we're even thinking about like we're even thinking about getting into it like if we're trucking and somebody flips over you gotta rescue them with the other trucks i've i've gotta say i can this is heading straight for uh like robot wars what's that what's that yeah we're gonna start as trucks and it's gonna be a battle box or whatever by the end of it yeah that's awesome that's that's awesome i can't wait i'm gonna get a little

one that has like a little scooper at first first, it's just going to raise the other trucks, and by the end of it, it's going to be sending them like 16 feet into the air. Start thinking about trucks. Start looking for trucks now, because I'm telling you, this is going to be happening. This is our future. Your original RC car, Gavin, looks like when you leveled up a car in Crackdown.

It looks like the prototype of that. It looks like your RC car is like the level 4 vehicle of that RC car. I could click in the thumbstick and just ride straight up a wall. Man, Crackdown was so fun, and for some reason the other ones weren't. I could never figure that out. It is weird that they took the magic of Crackdown 1 and then made two new games that had none of

it they're yeah it scratches an itch the other games but no it's it's they're definitely not improvements this is fun this is a good episode 197 yeah this was a good episode 197 that's an excellent point andrew uh i agree um yeah i guess it's probably time to wrap it up eric didn't tell us to wrap it up yet we're not wrapping it up early are we i don't i don't know i mean we've been at an hour yeah do we want to get into the fact that this is 197 and not why yeah well i think i mean i think after you you you audience you just listened to the whole episode. It should be pretty clear to you that this was episode 197. Uh, it was a hell of an episode. It was a great episode.

It felt like a banger, but it didn't feel like a 196. We were talking about it the other day and we just thought the lamest, most expected thing in the world is to go in order. One 92, one 93, yawn, 195 oh my god i'm gonna fucking fall asleep right now 196 what if we skip 196 go right to 197 and then you don't know when 196 is coming out maybe it's next week maybe it comes out after 204 maybe it doesn't come out for a year. We don't want you to see it coming. We want you to be surprised by it. 196 is too special.

It's too good to just throw it out because a 6 comes after a 5. That's stupid. The only thing you know about 196 is that it is an absolute banger. And it's not this one. No. No.

Alright, well well thanks for listening thanks for hanging out with me guys we never mentioned it at the beginning which means a lot of people are gonna actually did you even intro 197 no I didn't intro 197 I never introed it so I figured they'd have to listen to the end to find out and then they find out at the end and now they

understand and they're fucking super excited because they know they're getting to 196 someday but they don't know when it is is next week gonna be 198 or is it gonna be 196 nobody on earth knows including us oh dear it's gonna be a fun year i'm'm really excited. I'm very excited. We've got so many video games to play. We've got real life trucks. We've got. Oh, all kinds of shenanigans. And before we wrap this, can I mention one thing about expeditions?

I forgot to mention. I want to try to get some cred with the truck boys. I've been playing it a lot. The achievements haven't been enabled in early access. I saw that. They turned them on this morning. So it was a great. It was one of the best gaming feelings I've had of, oh, another pop, another pop, another pop.

I'm the first person on Xbox to get the I believe it's the expedition achievement, which is to travel 100 kilometers in the game. It's only the second time I've ever gotten achievement pop to say 0.0 congratulations what was the other one yeah uh there were like probably five or six and all the other ones had some amount it was like uh no no i mean what was the other 0.0 you got oh it was uh in prey i we got early access to the prey game and it was i was the first person to discover all of the audio logs for a character and that i don't remember what the achievement was called but hey this is a a trucks thing that i'm excited that's i'm i'm so fucking excited uh i'm so i'm just excited about all form of trucks

in the future uh speaking of trucks before we before we wrap up i feel like we should mention we recorded a series of videos yesterday gavin you missed this i'm sorry you missed it in a game called was it turbo golf racing i think so yeah i am so fucking excited for those videos to come out gavin it was rocket league and golf together it was insane. And Eric, I've never seen, once again, Eric,

big board game guy, big game guy instantly was like, I don't want to do anything other than play this game for the rest of my life. I think this podcast is changing Eric. It is. No, I,

nothing about, no, what are you talking about? There's no, nothing we did yesterday in the golf trucks game was anything other than golf. It was just got, we just went fast and hit the golf trucks game was anything other than golf. It was just golf. We just went fast and hit the ball.

It was great. There was no enjoying things more. He is. He is. He's trying to hide the fact that he's having fun. I will say I enjoy multiplayer gaming more since we started. Let's play a hundred percent. I don't play games with other people or online or anything.

And I started to do that now since we started. Let's play a hundred percent. Absolutely. That's great. Yeah. Everything else I still hate. So it's fine. The worms video,

the worms video we were talking about a few episodes ago where we were all talking about, well, I was talking about quitting worms forever. It's now out. It was, it's a first. It's a very,

it's a good one. You can go to facepod.com slash first you want to sign up and support the show you're listening to the show that's plenty of support for the show but we're letting you know that we have that stuff uh over at facepod.com and boy is it a good game of worms it's a great one it is oh it's a good one you should go check it out i thought it was insane to put that one behind the paywall and then after watching it i'm kind of glad we're trying to do you a favor buddy yeah oh okay we need to wrap up 197 now thanks for listening to another episode of the face podcast please listen uh keep an eye out for some of these videos and uh things we've been talking about

they'll be out soon a lot of fun stuff in the future. We're going to have some fuzzy peach baseballs at some point for you to buy and we'll see you in the mud. It's like a trucks thing. Hey guys, Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. You guessed it. The gang is still behind on

recording, so here's some more assumptions about what's going to happen in the next episode. Hey, did you know Jeff has a dog named Albert? Gracie has had enough. recording so here's some more assumptions about what's gonna happen in the next episode hey did you know jeff has a dog named albert gracie has had enough andrew is being traded for a third round pick and a new hot dog machine it turns out eric doesn't actually like wrestling the gang moves to key west gavin reveals a massive secret and once again andrew does not eat the pencil all that and more on next week's episode of face maybe