F**kface - Geoff's Series of Unfortunate Events // What is a Bagel? [34]

Episode Date: January 1, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about what channel was 34, channel surfing, 6 gifts for 3 people, Origin PC support, top 3 fear zones, the postal strike, the timer, bagel redux, blindfold dogs, listen, are branches free, miscommunications, the Nick monkey mask, double or double, bottle cap snapper, Eraserhead, Twin Peaks, Scooby Doo Family Tree, licorice, and dog run rules. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This episode thirty four. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me, as always, the other idiots, also known as Andrew, Gavin, Nick and Lil Lyric. Hello. Hello. What channel is thirty four for you on TV in the past? Do you remember what thirty four was? Did you have a channel?

Man, you know, that's so weird because for me, I feel like TV went from 12 channels to a thousand. And I don't know that I ever had a thirty four channel. Thirty four for me growing up was Comedy Central. Let's watch some cheers during the day. That's a good one. Comedy Central was forty eight. I think TBS or TNT was thirty four. They switched at one point. Oh, thirty three was TBS.

Were you like a type the channel number in kind of guy? No, I just scroll. That was my first version of scrolling was just sitting with the remote going up nonstop until I found something. You didn't just look at the guide where you could see like 10 things at once. No, no, no, no, no. Well, listen, this was pre guide, man. This was you got to go to channel three and see the channel where it told you what was playing on all the channels.

Hmm. Yeah. This was like I remember pre guide where you would just you'd have to go to 99 and that would be all of the channel scrolling and then you would start it to there was nothing on one. You would start it to and then scroll. Just go up USA ESPN local and then like you just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then you go through all of them.

I just don't think I had satellite before I had. I think when I had pre guide TV, I just had five channels. Ah, oh, you missed out because there are times, you know, when it was bad. You just watch the channel scroll channel. There's nothing else on. Or you just turn on the weather channel and jam out. Listen, I got the weather channel on all the time in December. I'm a big weather channel guy in December.

Love it. Great music. Great music. I think I think that as people we really lost out when channel surfing went away. There's there's like analysis paralysis now because you could be watching an Oscar worthy movie, but you want to just put something on. And so you don't choose like the really, really good thing. And I think it just, I think it's preventative.

It's sad that we can't scroll. Yeah. But everyone just scrolls in their phone. It's way worse. You know what? Hey, when you're right, you're right, man. I remember when I first got Sky, like satellite TV, if, if someone in my family was watching the old school terrestrial channels, I could mash buttons on the sky remote and it would make the picture go like, make it like do little farts of noise. And it was really starting to piss people off. Oh That's fantastic. Whenever we're done with TV. I have a I have a series of misfortunate events. I wanted to share with you guys

Oh, oh no Jeff I was thinking about this Relating to your misfortunate events. I don't get the same joy from them anymore. It's really sad. It's really unfortunate. Now that we're a small company, the you having to endure through things is infinitely less enjoyable. Oh, my God, dude.

I'm in a situation right now. I've been talking about it, you know, I'm still experiencing the jaw thing. Yeah, still working through that, seeing doctors and scientists and fucking NASA and stuff to try to figure out what's going on. But there's some concern that one of the New Jersey drones might be in my jaw. Might've appeared out of the ocean.

You're the mothership? Yeah, it might be, they might be coming from me. But also my wife every year, you know, she has to work like crazy around the holidays because people don't stop getting their haircut. If anything, they need it more around the holidays for parties and stuff. And so she can't just like,

it's not a nine to five where you walk away. She has to cram those people in before she can take off. And so she always gets like bronchitis or the flu or a cold or something because she's working like 12 hour days. So she is dying, but still having to work 12 hours a day. Albert somehow, even though he has his vaccination, got kennel cough at the puppy daycare place.

I don't think I mentioned that to you all. So Albert has been dying. And like you have to watch them to make sure, because as bulldogs, if anything impacts their airways, they can, or like any kind of regurg is really dangerous for them, like you cannot let bulldogs throw up because they'll get, if their airway gets constricted at all, they'll get bronchitis almost immediately and they can die.

That's what happened to Henry near the end. We had to rush him to the emergency room and they had to put him in like an, they put them in like an air chamber, you know, where they're like pushing air into him to keep him safe And so I got to like check Albert every three hours make sure his gums are pink and shit and like he's on the Mid and all this time. I've been going through the mouse stuff and I've just been You know quietly miserable Trying to take care of my family this fucking yesterday day before yesterday

The Christmas presents I ordered for you guys came in I was very excited Andrew yours Didn't obviously because I had to ship it to Canada and yours is a little different Let me just let you know what I got everybody else wasn't available to go to Canada So I got you something unique and different and it should arrive today But I got the boxes in and then I realized I had gotten presents for Andrew. Yours was on the way. Gavin, Nick and Eric. And I got one of each.

They arrived in two boxes and I thought that's weird. And I realized, no, there's only one of each in the in the in the boxes, so I'm short one. Eric and Nick were together. So as soon as I got it, because it's refrigerated, I drove over and gave them their presents. And then I went home and I was trying to figure out where the other box was, and I'll be honest,

Gold Belly, I got it from Gold Belly, Gold Belly was down, the app was down, and I couldn't see, and I freaked out, and so I bought another one. I thought maybe I screwed up and I only bought two. So I bought another one for Gavin. Why did you freak out? Because I didn't want Gavin not to have a gift

and I'd already delivered y'alls. And you know what I mean? He's like my fucking very best friend on earth. I don't want him to get slighted. I appreciate it. Yeah, of course buddy. And so I ordered one more for Gavin. I thought if Gavin's was like late,

for some reason it didn't ship at the same time or whatever, no big deal, I'll have one for me or I'll give it to somebody else. Yesterday, I got four of them. I got the one for Gavin and the three additional I apparently ordered when I thought I was ordering one for Gavin. So now I have four of these gifts to give three people, six of these gifts to give three people. It's quite a big gift. Yeah. And so it's refrigerated. this is at like seven o'clock at night

I'm not driving this shit around at seven o'clock at night. I'm still not quite sure what to do with it. So, uh, So I have to take and unbox the gifts I have to take everything out of the packages the ceiling and everything because it's refrigerated and I got to put it into my Refrigerator so I I gotta clean my refrigerator completely out. Actually, I say I, Emily did a lot of this work. And you have to clean the refrigerator completely out to completely disassemble your gifts to then cram them in to the fridge.

And so this morning, and I'm also still a one car family because my car's been in the shop for three weeks. I don't know if I mentioned that to you guys. And so, sorry, Gavin, your car has been in the shop for three weeks, I don't know if I mentioned that to you guys. And so, sorry Gavin, your car has been in the shop for three weeks because they cannot fix the speaker. The fucking speaker is causing all kinds of problems at BMW, they can't figure out how to fix a speaker in a door.

Who knew speakers in doors were so complicated and convoluted and had so many moving parts that have to be replaced and tested. Anyway, so I get up this morning, I drive Emily to work and then I drop her off and then I get myself a taco and then I race home and I take all of the gifts out of the fridge and then I have to reassemble the boxes and the packages and put them all back together the way they fit and cram them in.

And then I drove and I said I have four packages. I keep one for myself. I drive one to Gavin and then I drive one to Bernie and Vanessa, drop one off at their house because I love them dearly and I want them to enjoy this. And then I take the other one to my cousin and his husband and let them have it. And then at some point while I'm driving around,

I get like a notification on SimpliSafe that's like, power's out at your house. Actually, I didn't get the notification Emily did. And I go, oh, that's weird. And she's like, are you at home? What's going on? And I go, no, I don't think so Millie's there, but no, I'm not aware of any power outages. I don't actually get the simply safe notification She does then she goes never mind. It's back on immediately. I'm like, okay, whatever no problem

So I finished cuz you guys all live so fucking far away from each other by the way you and Chris and Bernie and Vanessa are not close and And so after like two hours of driving all around, I come home, take care of the dog, have some soda, kind of get comfortable, say good morning to Millie and stuff. Come in here, because I got to do a couple of thumbnails for Nick. Sit down to do the thumbnails. My Xbox is off, and I think, oh, that's weird. I left it on, so I was playing Call of Duty.

And then I go, oh, wait a minute, no, the power went out. That's right, my Xbox is off, Everything is off. So I turn on my Mac I turn on the my Xbox and stuff turn on my PC start logging into the Mac turn around to go pick up the Xbox controller To play a game of Call of Duty realize that the screens not on I'm like that's weird Hit the power button on my PC again. Nothing hit it again. Nothing think that's weird Start the process of unplugging a plug-in in I got bad power supply I think that whatever that power outage was today nuked my fucking PC.

So now I can no longer capture any kind of game footage. Oh man. Now we're okay because we're doing live action tomorrow and we don't have any game capture this week. So I have this from today to this weekend to figure it out. So then I'm like, I'm 20 years past being a computer guy, right, 15 years past being a computer guy. But I pull the power supply out

and I make sure it's definitely not turning on. I try everything I can think of, different outlets, different power cables. It clearly seems to be a busted power supply. That's fine, because my computer was making a weird noise a while ago and I thought it might've been a fan on the power supply. So I'm, because my computer was making a weird noise a while ago, and I thought it might have been a fan on the power supply. So I'm looking at it, and I don't understand the back of a fucking power supply now.

I just take pictures of everything so I know where to plug it back in. And I Google it. It's a Corsair 850, and there's a million of them. And I can even get one today, and I'm like, this is fucking awesome. And so I start looking at them, and of course course they're all new and the backs look totally different. Like not even the same shit. And I'm like, oh, this, I'm officially too dumb to solve this.

I bought this PC from Origin PC in 2020. I doubt it's under warranty, but I bet they can at least point me in the right direction. Maybe I can buy a power supply for them or they can help me get the right one. So I call up their support, useless, useless, unhelpful people. I love the Origin PC and I will buy another one.

The conversation on the phone wasn't bad enough to make me not support the product anymore, but they gotta do some work in their customer service and their tech support department. The guy was extremely unfriendly and unwilling to help. And I'm like, I'm just telling you they look different. And he's like, no, they don't. And I'm like, sir, I'm looking at one in my hand

and a picture on the internet and I'm telling you the backs are different. I'm an idiot. I just need you to tell me if I buy the new one, am I okay? Can I buy one? I eventually had to hang up on the guy because he was no fucking help.

Buy a refurbed one online because it looks exactly like the one I have on my desk right now. It's not gonna get here till somewhere between December 27th and January 3rd. That is not acceptable for me. So I bought another one at Best Buy

as soon as we're done recording a brand new one. I'm gonna drive up to Best Buy and pick it up and then come home and try to figure out how to plug shit into a system that looks totally different than what I have. And if that doesn't work and the refurbished one doesn't work, I guess I buy a new computer.

But this is me letting you guys know that I'm not going to be able to capture any gameplay for the next couple of days unless I figure out this fucking power supply problem that I'm too stupid to figure out. And that's been my morning. Should I come over, Leo? Maybe. Yeah. After I go get the power supply. Can you just type in the number on the power supply? I did. I did. It just looks different.

The new version of it looks different. I even typed in the model number and stuff. I was only able to find one refurbished one on the Corsair website, which I bought, but that's the one that won't be here for two weeks. Which part looks different? Like the inside part? No, all this shit that plugs in on the back is different. Different order, different nomenclature, different... I think the names don't even match up.

I just want this to turn into Gavin looking at it and going no They don't look different. No Nothing on the new Corsair that says six plus two PCIe and four by four CPU There's nothing that says 24 pin and ATX. There's nothing that says six plus two PCIe plus plus four before CP it's all different. There's stuff that says peripheral and SATA. That's the same. Yeah, but as long as it's got the same look in. They're in different orders. Like they're in totally different places. If they even look the same, I'd be fine. I just don't know what the plug-in wear. I took pictures. I hope it's the same. It

comes with cables. I'm sure it'll fucking work. But then even after I get this figured out and plugged in, I don't know that the computer works. I don't know that it didn't fry everything in the computer. This is just the first step in getting the goddamn thing turned back on, you know what I mean? And I don't know. I didn't even think about that shit. Oh my God.

Yeah, I've now bought two power supplies for a computer. I don't know that it'll ever work again. Just because I'm desperate to not be down when we need to work. That's like, you know, that's like, that is my biggest fear on earth, I think. Cancer and being down and not able to work. And so, and snakes, those three, snakes, cancer,

being down and not able to work in that order. Nah, maybe snakes, being down, cancer would be the order. But yeah, yeah, I think that's, yeah. That's gotta be my top three. So I'm in my top three fear zones here. I just I'm not thinking straight. I'm not happy. I'm flustered and frustrated. I have to get past this problem or I won't have a moment of peace in my life.

My brain will not let me live comfortably until it's fixed or I buy a new computer. I would say why did you have a UPS? But I had that EMP on stream a few months ago that just blew right through mine. I was going to buy a UPS with this, but I don't know if it fucking matters because of your experience. Yeah, who knows? Well, yeah, I can come and I can come and plug you in. All right, man.

I appreciate that. Also, did you get your birthday? Did you get your Christmas present? I did. I moved it swiftly to the fridge. OK, good. Well, now everybody but Andrew has theirs, but Andrew, yours is different,

so I can say happy holidays and Merry Christmas to my regulation best friends and coworkers and business partners. I love you all so much. I love you so dearly. This has been the year in many ways, I think, of the hot dog. And so I wanted to spread Christmas cheer,

kind of like the hot dog Santa, who was a real figure in the 1920s and the 1930s, who I talk about on Soul Right, I think next week's episode. I wanted to give the gift of hot dogs, so I sent you guys packages from Graves Papaya, which is a place that Meg took me and Emily and Gavin to in New York that we absolutely loved. And so, yeah, that's what I got you guys.

And then Andrew, yours is totally different. So I'm not going to end the year on one. I thought I was. Oh, you better not. You better. I'm 12 or however many I got. Am I going to get a power supply? Yeah, but the blogs are all fucked up. I don't know if it's a refurbished one or a new one, but you're gonna get whichever one doesn't work. Hell yeah.

What? Now, I just couldn't get Grace Papaya to Canada, so I didn't send you something different. Excuse me, update, update. As this episode is going on, Nick has updated his hot dog count. Are you serious? Are you eating hot dogs right now? Not right now. I forgot about it the other night when I had them, because I was like, Oh, I'll wait until Gavin has his before I do also To send three of you hot dogs

Packages the price was the exact same to give you an idea of the difference in America and Canada post and this is something That we're all bitching about It was cheaper. I think it was I don't want to put a price tag on it But let's say a hundred dollars for each package right across the board Like if Andrew's was 100, Y'alls was 100 across the board, right? To get the three of your packages sent to my house so I could distribute them was still cheaper at $300 plus shipping than it was to send Andrew's one $100 package, which costs something like four times the price of the product

just to send it to them. Oh my God. Just to further illustrate that we have got to figure out how to send mail back and forth between our countries in a cost-effective way because it just keeps getting worse every time you do it. Oh, don't worry. I'm sure it's just about to get better, man.

I'm sure it would just ride on the cusp of it getting so good. I was just amazed it was it was easier to it was cheaper to send three things, three gifts to America than one gift to Canada for the exact same price. Is the postal strike over, Andrew? Sort of like it. It's they've been forced back to work because of the season and they're they've been given permission to strike again in like May. I don't know if that's how strikes work and I hope that people I hope that's how people understand that. Hey, this is too inconvenient for us. So you just need to get back to it.

Oh, yeah. Canadian polite strike. The Canada Post workers not a fan, not happy with the decision that the government had made. But the postal worker said strike a and the government said strike. Nay. You've been keeping up with our politics. I know you zoned out of the US politics. You move on to Canada, clearly. That's all you're all in on Canada politics. I almost I tuned to NPR yesterday in my radio on accident.

I flipped over and I went, oh, what am I doing? I fucking switched away to sports immediately. I didn't hear I was still in a commercial, so I didn't hear anything. How did you hear it without a door speaker? I'm in Emily's car. Good, cool. Yeah. I was surprised when I came to the podcast today that Andrew wasn't there for pleasantries. Yeah. You know, I showed up early.

What? What? I showed up for pleasantries. Yeah. You know, I showed up early. What? I showed up for pleasantries. You were. What do you mean? I was shocked you were there before I was. Well, that's because you were on time and Gavin was early. Right. Yeah.

But Andrew wasn't early. Right. That's why I said Gavin. That's why I said you were on time and Gavin was early when I was talking to Andrew. Right. Yeah. I mean, I showed up 1058 There's typically even when I show up two minutes before we record. There's a little I don't injuries

Was it 1058 when he showed up it was I don't I? looked at the clock I Know it was 1058 because I saw Gavin in there and I went what the fuck and I looked at the the timer in the Bottom right it said 1058 and I joined what the fuck and I looked at the the timer in the bottom right it said 1058 and I joined to be like what's going on the timer? I was here half an hour early just hoping somebody was gonna show up Somebody calls the clock the timer I just looked at my waveform

I didn't take a breath from four minutes to 14 minutes of this podcast. You you really wanted my apologies. No, no, no need to. You want to get through. Yeah, I don't I don't blame you. Not at all. Oh, God. This is the we've discussed before therapy essentially for us. And that was clearly a session. I think it's great that you got it all out because last time it was us talking about the most super bowl marsupial.

So I get this nice change of pace, I guess, when you get into it, you know what I mean? Yeah. People think I'm pretty off base with the old bagel. Do they? Yeah. Oh no. I think I'm just going to get, I've got to get some East Coast bagels down my gut. I, you know, I think it's, what about the spread? I think there's a got to get I've got to get some East Coast bagels down my gut. I you know, I think it's what about the spread? I think there's a lot of factors to this.

Well, I think the biggest factor is that these people are placing their own local bagel biases against Gavin's. If you're on the East Coast, of course, you're going to get better bagels. They're amazing on the East Coast, but that's not the reality that Gavin lives in. Gavin lives in Austin, Texas, which is a mediocre at best bagel town. And so for what's available to him, I think his decision makes total sense. I just, I think bagels are really fun food.

I agree. To be, to cancel bagels from your life, I just think it's sad. Well, why don't we, why don't you make me a bagel? Me? Yeah. Oh, you won't like my bagel. This is good. Well, this is like last time when you asked him what was this bagel order and he said what do you mean? And then he asked why don't you make me a bagel?

Me? Great. Me? No. Listen, you're not gonna like, not gonna like my bagels. How do you know? Because I know you. Listen, we did 24 days of snacking. The last bagel he designed shut a business down, dude. I wouldn't say that, but. Yeah, I like a plane. I'm a pretty plain bagel guy.

So I don't think that my bagel preferences would sway you in any way. But I do think you need to figure out what exactly you think is the ideal spread or topping on a bagel, because it might not just be the bagel. It might be you. You just don't. You haven't found that match yet. The pair between the bagel itself and what is on. Why if you think sliced pineapple?

I made a fruit bagel. Mm hmm. It'd be goopy and wet. wet yeah I'm not sure what why is it a bagel because there's a hole in the middle I think it's just like it more of a doughnut what's the what's the like I would say A pineapple ring is more bagel to donut. Would you call it a pine agel or a an apple? But an apple sounds like a banana apple kind of thing. Why don't, why don't we put it to the internet?

We'll put a poll. Is a pineapple ring a fruit bagel or a fruit donut? I think it should just say what is a pineapple and then it can, you could just put a bagel or a fruit doughnut? Mmm. I think it should just say what is a pineapple and then you could just put a bagel or a doughnut. I don't think you need to explain anything about what you're trying to get specific about. You just ask people if it's a bagel or a doughnut. I mean, it's pretty sweet. I would think it'd be.

It would be so sticky on the fingers. I hate it. I hate it. Do we want to do, Gav, do you want to make one tomorrow when we're making the Patagel? I think I do. And I think the way we finish it will determine what it is. Like if you dunk the whole thing in chocolate, that's a donut. But if I put on like. Strips of what's a strippable fruit?

Orange, most? Most fruit. Banana? Yeah. If I like put that on top, like open faced to the pineapple, that's more of a bagel. Okay. I'm going to open a 30 minute poll on the regulation podcast Twitter account. I am 30 minutes. The question is, what is a pineapple choice?

One bagel choice two donut. Is there anything I need to change about that? I don't think so. No, I think that's good. Okay, it's posted. There you go. We'll check in in 30 minutes and see what you say. I will say-

What is a pineapple, bagel or donut? To completely leave the pineapple, I too put out a poll last week, I believe. Uh huh. Trying to determine who's more of a bad guy, Bruce Wayne or Batman. Saw that. I was wrong. But it was a lot closer than I would have thought.

Like I kind of felt I was wrong. A lot of people bringing up a great point that Bruce Wayne was actually traumatized by bats and is definitely not a fan. That's why I said in the episode. Yeah, listen, I missed it. I was having a bad day when we recorded those. I just didn't hear it. It was having a bad day.

Even a better day today. I'm having a way better day today. We're talking about pineapple rings. We've done us this fucking great. Hey, so I put together a shopping list for tomorrow. I have on it pineapple, mean doughnuts. This is fucking great. Hey, so I'll put together a shopping list for tomorrow. I have on it pineapple, potato bagel. Is there anything else I need to get? Well, we've got we need dogs and string dogs and string.

We're not going to waste my dogs, dogs and string. Because this and I think this is a conversation from our meeting on Monday. But I had the urge to film a live action bit where instead of doing the water bottle hanging from the fan, ceiling fan challenge, I thought maybe we could tie two dogs to a ceiling fan and then two people have to uh, blindfold eat a dog. It's a great idea. It's like, you know that trend where people put blindfolds on and try to dodge the water bottles. It's like the reverse of that, where you're blindfolded, but you still have to you're trying to eat the dogs.

You're trying to catch what's coming at you. At what point in the friendship did you stop listening to anything Gavin says? It's just like I'm stunned. I don't know what's happening. I thought I was crazy. Thank God. What do you mean? I'm like stunned. I don't know what's happening. I thought I was crazy. Thank God. What do you mean?

Are you not doing a bit? He just fucking said it's like the water bottle thing. Really? Yeah. Oh, you weren't kidding. I just thought you. I was waiting you out because you were doing a. Are you serious?

Oh, I just didn't hear it. That's crazy. But you're replying to me and that's the that's what I just said. I don't know. Listen. Who are you talking to? Hello? You're replying to me, and that's these that's what I just said I'm running through the mountains of GTA. I gotta put this control Cougar I got a bite cougar Focused I'm fully locked in sorry no you're not it're not. They added snow to GTA. I was just checking something because we're, you know, many heists. I'd love to film something with you guys.

It's been fun. I'm blown away. That wasn't a bit. No, I have. Listen, I will. Could you please clip that and send it to like play it next episode? Because that was I missed it. I want to know how bad that was. It was so bad that I didn't react to it because I just thought it was funny. I thought I thought I was going nuts.

I thought that I'm like, well, maybe he didn't say it. And then, oh, thank God for Jeff. Wow. Oh, man. Wow. Yeah, that was strange. I thought you were having a better day today. I'm having a great day.

I mean, having to like, he's doing his job and then just playing a video game at the same time. Really locked in. I was checking to see something relating to work. Am I not only did you repeat the thing that I had just said, it was right after me talking about you not listening to me. I didn't listen last time. I was listening. I was in a bad.

Yeah, that's a good point. That's good. You know, I'm not even going to say anything else after that. You're right. I need to be. Listen, man in the mirror. That's me. I know I did. I'm saying it to me in the mirror. Listen. I need to listen more. Oh.

In my defense, I have none. That was bad. Oh yeah, I got nothing. I should have, I don't know. It's weird to have committed a crime that you're not even aware you did. Like I have zero awareness of how bad it was, of what you said.

I can't wait. I can't wait to hear it. Oh my God. Is that the first time that's happened? of how bad it was of what you said. I can't wait. I can't wait to hear it. Oh, my God. Is that the first time this happened? I feel like this has happened before, but with you to me. I mean, I've definitely been guilty of it. I just feel like not within the same 20 seconds that things being said. There's a reply to the thing being the exact same thing that was just said.

Yeah. How's the poll going? Well, it's been it's been five minutes. Yeah, just you know, what's an update? OK, it's 71 percent to 28 percent. So 71.4, 28.6. What do you think is leading? I think doughnuts leading. OK, Gavin. Uh, I think doughnuts leading. Okay, Gavin.

Uh, yeah, I agree. Okay, Jeff And donut makes the most sense, but it's our audience and they already know about bagels. So I'm gonna I'm gonna say bagel Yeah, it's donut Well good good. Yeah It should it should it should be donut. Yeah. Yeah, I mean by a landslide right now. It's huge Can we make a pineapple? Donut like dunk a pineapple ring and chocolate tomorrow. Let me get so we're gonna need like melted chocolate Yeah, well we can know it we don't want to melt it ourselves, but yeah

Well, how you gonna buy it melted you're gonna go to the chocolate store and say good Melted chocolate and give it to me hot. Yeah, that's what I said. I'll get melting chocolate and melt it. Just give him a bag of chocolate chips and be like, can you melt this for me? Can I get this in liquid form, please? But why do you have to buy melted old chocolate melts? There's special chocolate that's designed to be melted for fucking desserts like this you can buy. It comes in little disks that you do melt. It's it's like other than just like getting a bar of Hershey's

and throwing it in a pot, you can just buy the melting chocolate. Yeah, I just what's the point? What's the point of the more meltable chocolate? It's like buying chopping apples. How do you feel about like wood that is designed to be burnt like firewood? Designed? Well, you know what I mean? Like fireplace logs. Yeah. You fan of the fireplace log or do you think that's also pointless because there's trees everywhere? Well, isn't that for people who don't have lots of wood access to trees? I mean, you can have branches wherever you go

Walk in the woods go find some ah Our branches free Listen I don't have a lot of money. I can't buy this Christmas tree, but I'll take four branches How much is that like if there's a branch that's fallen off a tree on the ground out in the world? That free is it on public or private land? Public that's free. Yeah, ask ask any dog But if it's on the tree still not free well, it depends on who's around How bad do you want this branch? I'm going to keep warm.

This is your scavenging for life. My god. In this scenario, what is going on? If it's a keep warm or die type situation, which is what you're framing. I don't know that give a shit if it was somebody else's branch or not. I think at that point,'s a life-saving branch. I Don't think Gavin could make a fire in the in the wild No, I got do Wow Emily asked me for last night We were watching the season finale of Survivor which by the way one of the better seasons of Survivor

I've seen in a long time. Oh. Really phenomenally strong ending. And Emily was saying that for her birthday she wants to make fire like Survivor. In the exact same way and see if she can do it. Maybe we should have a Survivor fire burning or fire making contest. Absolutely. Yeah. I feel like I could make fire. Could you burn the string before I could? Yeah.

I'm putting money on Jeff 100% of the way No way no way you're faster than Jeff So can we set up four stations with the string and everything? Yeah, we just got to get all the tools So what do we get we get a killing a Rambo knife go a four Rambo knives a little flint and steel thing What do they call it ch Chaff or whatever that like. Yeah. And then a bunch of tender. And then you just like build it up. Oh, and then we have to get the string and make a little thing with the flag.

We can do that. And then Gavin's got to go to a park that's on public land to get a bunch of twigs and branches. Did you say kindering? No, I said tindering tindering. Yeah. For fires, can kids kindling? No, I said tindering. Tindering. Yeah. For fires. Can it's kindling and tender? Well, yeah, when you go on when you go on tender and you're trying to set a fire,

you're swiping so fast that you're trying to start the fire. You're doing it. Tindering. Tindering, is that not is not the phrase. Tenders like what you'd like to start the kindling, right? Tender is a word and kindling is a word. I don't know that tindering is a word. I like that you were saying tindering and I thought you were saying kin kindering,

which I think would be German for like childing. Are we sure about this? What? Sure about what? The tindering not being a thing. Well, tindering is how I met Emily. I'm going to install that. I've been playing the long dark recently, which is a survival game and where you got to collect stuff or you make fires and that type of thing.

I could have swore I'd probably combine the two words like you're saying that's almost guaranteed I'm redownloading it just to check if that's a word in that so you're just back on that console Splitting that attention. I just like you'd up to download the long dark in his defense If I if my computer worked, I'd be playing prop hunt right now Does everyone do other shit while they make the doing this podcast? Never. All I do is I'll be honest with you, dude. I don't even have my eyes open for most of the podcast.

I sit here in front of the mic with my eyes closed and look forward. I just realized right now my eyes are dead as closed. Yeah, every once in a while I open to look at the waveform and make sure it's still there or see if anybody posted and then I'm back to closed eyes That's why I got eaten by that cougar and GTA my eyes were closed This might be a two out of ten guys this is we got all we got a lock in here We got it. We got to pull this one out of the dumpster. We got to get It might be catching on fire with all the tindling or whatever. This is not good. So as of the day this comes out, it's 2025.

Correct. And who's, who's watching Q1? Oh yeah, that's true. I can, I can be on lookout in Q1 if that's what we need. I'll take, I can, I don't mind taking the first watch if that's the case. I'm, I'm terrified because I don't want to repeat what I did with Gavin earlier, but I keep meaning

to bring up, I had an idea for the Nick mask game and I I'm now, I'm so nervous that we've already been over this and that we're all talking about the same thing. What? OK, what is it? Instead of doing because we have always done where we swap out and Nick only has to wear the mask once. What if Nick has to try to wear the mask four different times and we're each on different

like sets of months? He has to wear the mask for in four quarters. Yes. So let's say Eric starts, he has the first three months of the year, Nick has three months to do it. And instead of Nick just passing through once, and theoretically one of us never even needing to be on guard.

But that's what I like about it. I mean, that's I 12 episodes to cover. I mean, to me, the excitement is I'm going to be on guard until March 31st and then my watch is over and it's somebody else's problem now. And there's so much writing on it. Well, we should clarify your watch isn't over. It's just you're heightened. Everyone's on watch.

Okay. Okay. Be for yourself. Yeah. Jeff's just you're heightened. Everyone's on watch. OK, OK. Be for yourself. Yeah, Jeff's eyes are closed. He's playing Grand Theft Auto. All right. Maybe some are watching harder than others. I don't know. I like the idea of it being a one time event in an entire year. Me too. That's fine. I do. I do like that.

I was trying to balance it out a little bit because we're like, oh, I'm sorry. It would just be insane that it's like so early on that he would do it because then the rest of the year, the thing's blown, but at the same time, what a move. Yeah, I think it would have been a smart move to do it today. Yeah. That being said, I bet I could have snuck it

past you every quarter. Oh, absolutely. If you're confident enough to do it, you can increase it. I mean, if you're confident enough to do it, you can, you can increase it. I mean, if, if it's the case where we're trying to call it out and you want to see how many times you can wear it, that's up to you. You know what I mean? Like we only have one call out each, right? So, and that gives you the ability, Nick. I mean, you can wear it every week. And that gives you the ability, Nick. I mean, you can wear it every week.

Potentially. If Nick gets it by us. He can choose to do double or double. Where double or double what? He has to wear two masks at the same time. What the fuck? What? You just putting on more masks.

Open your eyes. Do something. What's going on? If he wants to do the double or double, he could maybe put on the Andrew Balaclava and the monkey mask. Oh, and see if he gets that one by us. And if he does, he gets double. It's like that scene in Mission Impossible where he just keeps taking off fake faces. Well, is there a price?

Like just did you. All right, Nick. Well, okay. So Nick, Nick was so fast to say yes. Nick, sorry, sorry. I was saying, yeah, there should be. There should be. Okay.

So that's what's my price. Okay. Okay. Was there a price? Yeah. Yeah. What if it's a, what if it's a hundred dollar gift card and if he loses, he it's a it's a hundred dollar gift card? And if he loses, he has to give us all a hundred dollar gift card.

What if it's a hundred? What if it's a hundred dollar? Like if you lose, there's no penalty. But if you win, it's a hundred dollar gift card, but we get to pick to wear. Oh, I love that. Now, now this is hello. Tractor supply. Oh, I do need some lawn feed. Yeah, you're gonna get $100 worth buddy. Oh yeah.

And at that point, if you win the $100, you can choose to do the double. You can you can bet your $100 on the double. Yeah, that's interesting. That's a good idea. I still I like I really do like the idea of us giving away gifts certificates to each other, but we don't care. But we pick where they go. All right.

So that's the 20, 20, 25 game. Nick once again has to sneak a whole episode of wearing the mask past us. And if he wants to go for the double, he can put the balaclava on under the mask and go again. All right. Interesting. And does he have to reveal between the two or can he just go back to back? Yeah, I think he would have to reveal.

Yeah, he would have to reveal if he wore the mask. Yes. Yeah. Usually he pops on at the end of the episode with the camera. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's a good point. Okay. So Eric's Q1.

I like spring. I could go Q2. I'll do Q3. I will wait for Andrew's heightened in Q4. I like it. All right. OK, I'm locked in, I guess, for this. Taking first of April to the 30th of June. I'm excited. Good months. Oh, great months.

I love quarter four. Big quarter four fan. When you said first of April, it sounded like you said Vapral. And I thought for a second that that was the thing like no like no mustache November or whatever. April fucking everybody gets together and just vapes hard all day. Dude, that's that's awesome. Me, you, Chad, James, we're just gonna vape and burn. Burn the lollies. Got it everywhere, baby. Steven Suptic shows up. He's like, remember me?

That's funny. Remember me is the funniest thing you can say. That's great. Couldn't Oz va FAPE. Yes. Yeah, right. Like, I'm sure Will the farter could vape through his ass. I wonder if you could fart smoke rings. How does a smoke ring work? I don't really know. That's why I asked.

I think you like blow it and then you like, I think it's under your tongue. You like blow air through the blow, like blow around your. I don't know. I've never been able to do it I'm not a smoker this I don't know it'd be make it even extra hard. There's never smoke in my lungs Yeah, you're just you're a bottle cap flinging guy. That's it. Yeah, I am a bottle cap snapper Yep, you still snapping caps. I did the other day with Eric and Nick just just see if I can still do it It was like a four out of ten snap. Oh no You still snapping caps? I did the other day with Eric and Nick, just to see if I could still do it. It was like a four out of ten snap. Oh, no. I did tell him about the time, though, I snapped one so hard in my kitchen that it bounced off the countertop and went back and hit me in the forehead and stuck into my forehead in front of Gavin.

That was maybe one of the best days of my life. If you're going to rank like the top 10 best days of your life, how many of them are Jeff getting hurt due to his own move? That was such a good one at work that I wasn't even there for. I just watched the video and I still still think about it and laugh. What was it? It was when they had that giant inflatable ball and you,

I don't know if you climbed on it or tried to jump onto the top of it, but you ended up falling over backwards and doing like a backflip off it and no one ever uploaded it. Really? Never, never came out. I remember getting real fucking hard on that ball one day. There Wait, there was something that came out with that ball, but then there was a bigger ball And it looked like you it looked like you broke your neck. Yeah, I remember I landed on my neck. I remember Let let me know if someone in the audience has actually seen that and it just maybe snuck past me If you have please link it I would like to see it. Gavin would like to see me hurt again.

It's like I would say maybe a six foot height. Like the ball was taller than some people. And Jeff was on top and then he falls backwards and just gets flung. Like a rag doll onto his head. The good old days. Good old days. Ever since we talked about the theory that we get enjoyment from seeing people get hurt or fall because it means they're getting eaten by the cougar, it has changed my viewing habits so much or just how I view.

I'm just constantly happy about feeling safe. It's great. So it's it's it's embedded in your fucking genetics, dude. It's just every time like before, just that guy got hit in the nuts. And now it's that guy just got eaten by a grater. He got he got fucking velociraptor and I lived. It because there is a I was scrolling and I got a montage of people getting fucked up on Wipeout. And I was like, this is the ultimate safety show.

Never felt safer. Wipeout with John Henson. That one might be some of the best television in the history of TV. If you like to see people get hit hard when they're not expecting it. It was like every episode was like a fucking title fight. It was so good. So good for so long. Man, I would go on that. You know, people die on that show.

Yeah, Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, they just don't air those episodes. I would hope not. Same with Fear Factor. There are a bunch of times people got really fucked up on Fear Factor and they're like, well, sorry to everybody else on this episode. Nobody will ever see it. Wait, isn't the fear factor like the producers doing shit to people? Yeah, well did they have to do like to prove a fear as a factor sometime? It was like Joe Rogan makes you eat a whale's penis

But other times it was like you have to jump from this rooftop to another rooftop I mean you almost ran me over with a one of those handpump train cart things That wasn't gonna actually run you over. We had a safety string. And what happened to it? It broke. We rolled over. We didn't even know.

They put like a chain or something over the track, so it would stop. And they just went straight over it. It there's a you know, Tom Cruise broke his foot in that roof jump It. There's a Tom Cruise broke his foot in that roof jump and that one was impossible movie. Yeah, it made me when I watched that movie, I view it. After that happened, you view that scene within the context of what happened. And it made me think about is that the most amount of time between shots

where like he jumps and lands on the roof and then he takes like they cut and he runs like four more steps. And I was thinking it's probably what, like eight months, I'd assume, between him landing on the roof and him moving four feet on the roof. Oh, yeah, probably. Yeah. Three or four months at least. I mean, didn't a raise ahead take like several years to shoot? Did it? OK, so a razorhead was filmed. I'm glad you asked. A razorhead was filmed in an old like horse ranch stables that were owned by the American Film Institute. They I think they gave David Lynch and those guys the

the use of it at night. And so they filmed one scene. gave David Lynch and those guys the use of it at night. And so they filmed one scene, this is how David Lynch works, or worked back then. He filmed one scene a night, and I think it took them four years to film Eraserhead. Oh, oh wow, okay, but they consistently filmed. Like, I mean, I assume every night that they could,

I don't know that they filmed seven days a week, but yeah, they shot that thing at night over four years. It took very, very long because he's, you know, David Lynch is such an auteur to the extreme that he builds the furniture. Like if you watched Lost Highway, he built all the furniture in their house because he couldn't find a house that looked right.

So he, like, he's like that precise with stuff. That's wild. So funny that David Lynch came up because I just he's my my New Year's resolution for twenty twenty five. I decided to watch all of his films. No, I was somebody asked me on so all right in an email if I what order they should watch Twin Peaks in. And so I was explaining it.

And then I realized I never finished the new Twin Peaks series because we were watching it. And then then I got divorced and I just never went back to it. You know, it's like I just never thought about it again. And I realized I'd never finished it. So I got to go back and watch it. And I feel I feel like a bad David Lynch fan. So that's my New Year's resolution.

I'm going to I'm going to rewatch the new two seasons of Twin Peaks. I feel like I the last episode I watched was Dougie in the casino. I think so. Yeah. Other than my last episode, too, probably. I didn't know they did two seasons when they brought it back. I thought it was just one. I don't know that it was two seasons, but it was split. So there were like nine and nine or something. I think that was a comeback for Matthew Lillard.

I think he was in that, wasn't he? He's a fucking dork in it. He's a dork in most things. I would sure That's sort of what he does except for screen. You don't think he's a dork and scream. I Think he's a massive dork and scream come on guys. You're making fun of Nick's hero. Yeah It's his name like Stu or something and he just goes like I'll be right back It's like okay. Yeah, that's a dork He's very much dork.

What's your favorite Matthew Lillard movie, Nick? Probably Scream. Scream. OK, we have another SLC punk, right? Yeah, it's a great movie. Yeah. I never saw it without a paddle. Scooby Doo. Scooby Doo 2. Scooby Doo 2.oby Doo, too. You too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Or you to say, Jeff, you know, Matt Hullam worked on that movie. What? Scooby Doo, too. He did Scrappy Zilla, Scrappy Zilla, Rex or whatever it was. He was he worked on that. I hate Scrappy, too. Well, fucking on that. I hate scrappy, too. Well, fucking blame that. You ever looked at the the I was going to say Snoopy God, because I've just been so in Snoopy mode with Eric.

The Scooby Doo family tree. It's vast. He's got quite the family tree. Really? Oh, it's huge. Yeah. I mean, I guess I'll have to find a photo. It's the number of Scooby Doo's. Oh, there we go. Wait, is that like I guess I have to find a photo. It's the number of Scooby Doo's. Oh, there we go. Wait, like I wasn't already grabbing it. I'm a big fan of Dooby Dooby Doo.

Yankee Doodle Doo. Missing it all starts with missing Link Doo. Then Yankee Doodle Doo. Then great grandpa Scooby, who looks like a ghost. The grandpa Scooby, who looks like a younger ghost. Then Dada Dew and Horton. Jesus Christ. Yeah, listen, it's vast.

There's a lot of scubie Dew lore. This looks like a list of... Mumsy Dew? It looks like a list of achievement hunters split between the games videos. Like flinchy moony dew is in there. There's a Yabba Dew? You got to be kidding Scooby-Doo's got a brother named yabba doo That's a Fred Flintstone. How do

Doobie doobie doo Doobie doobie doo is great. Whoopsie doo Whoopsie do was great grandpa Scooby in the Confederacy? It definitely looks like it with that hat. Yeah. Is Scooby a plantation pup? He also looks like, I gotta be honest with you, Great Grandpa, he looks like he's looking

in this family tree, he looks concerned and he's looking straight down at dooby-dooby-doo. I don't know about you, Great Grandpa Scoobyoby doo. I don't know about you. Great Grandpa Scooby might have. I don't know about this one, man. I don't know, man. Yeah, I don't know. On Scooby Pedy, his occupation is listed as soldier. Yeah, but now are there pictures of him

wearing blue or pictures of him wearing gray? That's the thing. Is he a ghost the whole time or? Was the father of Grandpa Scooby and a civil war hero Yeah, yeah, okay, but hero is a loose term Depending on where you're at when you say it Was mumsy do named that from birth do you think well? I don't think dad adieu was probably named dad dad do I would okay? I don't know maybe not Grandpa gave birth to Horton and Dada

Well, do you I mean you're out do you think great grandpa gave birth to grandpa He was like and you shall be grandpa And we're all related to missing link do his Christian name Eric yes related to Missing Link Doo, his Christian name. Yeah. Missing Link Doo. Eric. Yes. How much to get the Missing Link Doo tattoo? Oh, yeah.

Oh, I think I might get, eh. I'd have to look at what the Missing Link Doo was from, because it looks like it may be from a pup named Scooby Doo, and I don't know about that. Okay, pup named Scooby Doo is good, and I don't know about that. Okay. Pup named Scooby-Doo is good. What if we all agreed to get a member of the Scooby-Doo family that is not Scooby-Doo tattooed in 2023? Oh God, can it not be from the picture Andrew just sent?

Yeah. Yeah, we can. This TV or ass looking, oh, this sucks. If I get one, it's the one in the photo Which which scooby art first off I think we should all get one and I know who I would get based on who I am and my history is it the clown Hanging upside down now. I would get fucking hillbilly yabba doo cuz I'm from Alabama Who do you almost identify with if you had to be somebody on the Scooby-Doo family tree,

who would you be? I guess the one in the top hat. I think I'm Yankee Doodle Doo, but only in the picture Andrew just sent where he's fucking mad. He's pissed. Why is he pissed? That's a good question. He's pissed. Why is he pissed? That's a good question. Seems much hap- I think Nick is scrappy though. I think- I- I- I see that you said the other one. I don't know about that. Yeah, that's me. Nah. Nick thinks he's howdy-doo.

Yeah, you wish you were howdy-doo. You're a scrappy if I ever saw it. Ah, fuck scrappy. How many nipples does a dog have? Okay. Well, I'm gonna mute myself again. Eight. Eight, right? Six or Eight. Eight, I believe, right? Is it? Yeah. Yeah, isn't it? I mean, I don't have my dog in front of me, I'd count him.

But why? Just because I got one cat who's always got a nipple out, and I feel like some of my cats have less nipples. When you say nipple out, what do you mean? I just like he's always sat with like, I guess his nipples are bolder than some of the other cats, but he's always and he's quite fat. So his nipples kind of just drag a little bit. Like you'll sit and a nipple will just be like on top of his foot. I might have to go count them all. Well, you know, just for just for a pivot, you know, just to get away from whatever the fuck this is, the results are in. Oh, what are they? It's a pineapple.

It's a donut. Say donut. Wow. All right. Let's make this 422 votes. All right. We'll make we'll make a pineapple donut tomorrow. I need to get sprinkles.

What are you going to put on it? I'm going to put on a donut. I'm going to put on a donut. I'm going to put on a donut. I'm going to put on a donut. I'm going to put on a donut. I'm going to put on a donut. I'm going to put on a donut. I'm going to put on a donut. Wow. All right. Let's make this for 22 votes. All right. We'll make we'll make a pineapple donut tomorrow. I need to get sprinkles. What are you going to put on it? Well, I feel like so we'll cut the the ring sprinkles. Oh, chocolate. Dunkin Chockey, maybe maybe a little bit of powdered.

Well, what do we? Mm hmm. Should we all bring an ingredient? I mean, everybody's encouraged to bring whatever ingredients you have. Also, if you just want to send me ingredients, I'll go to the store tomorrow morning and buy all this shit. Here's what's on the list. Pineapple, potatoes, bagels. Does anybody have a bagel preference? Should I just get plain bagels? Just get a plain bagel because it's not the star of the show. I think it's just the base for the thing. Dogs and string, melted chocolate, whatever version Gavin approves of, and then sprinkles.

I think that's I think that's probably good. Yeah, I think that's I think that's good. OK, I saw you I saw on TikTok yesterday how to make red licorice. You can make it yourself. Really make it. It doesn't seem hard. You just boil a bunch of sugar and other stuff and then put a little red food color in. Should we make that? I don't think we have any attachment to red licorice whatsoever to want to be able to do this.

Yeah, there's no point to it. I just remembered that I saw it yesterday and I thought it was crazy that you could do it at home. It seems like something more complicated than that. I mean, if you wanted it as a topping to the donut. Oh, licorice on a donut. Well, it's figure out a way to crowbar it into a different bit. OK. Make enough licorice is like a safety string for something against Gav.

Have a break again. Andrew, do you want to make a competing donut tomorrow? Am I going to make a competing donut with an apple? No. No pineapple. No, I'm excited to see you guys in the lab. I got some other lab work I'm working on. I think we got the we got some good stuff. We got the food stuff, but we also have the agility competition tomorrow, I believe.

Shit. I'm nervous about it. I'm not. You, I'm not. Oh, you're good, Nick. You don't need to be nervous. Thank you. You know, try to coat the agility circle with the pineapple juice for slippery, slippery and sticky in that pineapple. Uh huh. I feel like it drives sticky, but at the time it would be kind of slippery.

One way to find out. That's OK. I'll get a couple of gallons of pineapple juice. Hell, yeah. In there. Are we doing one where they're like you guys are just going in normal style and then you do like another run where you can do whatever kind of performance enhancement that you bring a no PEDs run and then any PEDs. All bets are off run. Yeah. Is that the plan?

Wait, where we can bring anything we want? I would think so. I don't know, Jeff, does that sound right? All right, let's fucking hammer this out, because we talked about it in Slack, but I never got confirmation that this is how it was. This is how I understand it from what Gavin was saying last time. Let me know if I got this wrong, but I'd like us all to be on the same page before we film. We're gonna do, we're gonna stake that motherfucker

into the ground. Gavin's gonna go through left to right. We're gonna mark the time. Then he's gonna go through right to left. We're gonna mark the time and then we're gonna average that out and that's gonna be Gavin's time. Then we'll do the same thing with Nick.

Whoever wins is the fucking champ. Congratulations, Nick. I'm very excited to see it tomorrow. And then after that, we'll have the all PEDS competition. If Gavin wants to lube up and then run through it and whatever, then Nick can do whatever it is he wants to do. And then they can have another competition with as many steroids as they and pine tar as they want.

That was my understanding as well as go go through once go through a second time average score. And then the second one would be a PED filled competition. I mean, we talked about it before, but if I, if I lube the whole thing, then Nick also gets the lube. Yeah, that's why we're doing that second. Yeah, that's yeah. So we can flip a coin to see who goes first and second. It's up to you. What if you line to slip and slide up with it?

You slide, you go for the slide with the momentum. You slide down the slip and slide and try to carry through the agility, whatever. You'd come out of that tube like a bullet from a gun. You do. It'd stop. It'd be awesome. What if you slip and slide into the end of the tube? Yeah, what if I line the tube with the slip and slide? Oh, I thought it was on the other end. I'm sorry Yeah, dude, no, I know what you said I just I just inverted it in my brain

No, my eyes are even closed I think Nick Owen standing. Stand by it. Sorry. Yes. Was that four votes for Nick? I think we're all. Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

Huh. I mean, I'm excited to see you compete. Oh, I'm definitely excited to see Gavin compete. Oh, hey, Gav. Everybody loves an underdog story. So it's true. This is a great opportunity for you. Prove the world wrong.

No, Cinderella's here. Leave the record. No, Cinderella's here. I got news for you. Cinderella was just a story. We're going to put this in the fiction section. Was it Nick? Nick, were you trying to put in a no shoes rule as well? No, that's fine. Was that Eric? I just think I was worried that it was tear it would tear and then you guys are like,

no, it's this special non tearing fabric. And I just said, okay, I mean if that's what you said to be fair, I think that was Meg that said it wouldn't tear. Ah, I have no idea if it'll tear or not. She seemed very confident, but but but but Meg does a lot about fabric. So if we're going to trust anybody, it should probably be true. Yeah, but if it's for dogs, they have they have long nails sometimes. So that's a good that's a good point.

I've got little talons. Yeah. Yeah. We should also see if Albert could be us. Oh, yeah, definitely do that. That's a great idea They got no problem with that. Yeah now is Albert going in lubed or non lubed. What's Albert to go in non PED so I don't have to give a bath later I Assume what's it's easier to give Albert a bath than it will be for me to give Gavin a bath. I've done that before But you did use dog shampoo that was like the fifth best day of Gavin's life. Is that right?

Yeah. I slipped, so it was extra funny. When did you hit your head on that time? The towel run. Obviously. Came out of the wall. It was the whole thing. It's we got to record another one of these.

So next episode, people won't have an update. But yeah, I should wrap this up. Yeah, what do you what are you jumping into right before? My TV is off. They don't pay attention to it's off. The monitor is off. I was checking something in GTA, as I said, for work. And then I got kind of caught in the snowy mountains.

It's nice. We should wrap this up. Well, there you go. Andrew said we should wrap it up. So that's what we're going to fucking do because I listen to Andrew and I pay attention to the things that he says and when he speaks, I say, yes, sir, Andrew, sir.

We'll end the episode right now, Andrew, sir. This is 2025 year. What? This is 2025. Go ahead and fix that in three, two, one. This is 2025, the year of Andrew Panton. We'll see you next time. Bye bye. Bye. Thank God, because this being a dragon year, that was not my year. I had to lay low.