F**kface - Go For the Gold // Olympics Over/Under Draft

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

ANEGG got together, in the spirit of sports, to pick which countries will get over or under their projected gold medal count. Will the USA take home more than ever? Which team will fall short? What are the vibes of every nation? Join Andrew the Vibes Connoisseur and everyone else as they go for the gold themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I don't know if you've heard of it. Happens every four years. Summer to the Olympics. Welcome to the Olympics. Is that one this year? This? No, there wasn't. There was one. Was there a weird one?

Was it like two years ago because of Covid? That's three years in Olympics every two years because they're a winner in summer. This is the summer Olympics. If this is the Olympics, we got it on Wish.com. Yeah. Oh, I hooked up a team who Olympics for you. You get ready. This is the we're looking at a sheet right now of a bunch of things.

It's a big event. And I feel like it's fun when we have ways to engage with things that are happening, much like the summer movie league. So this is something I did last summer Olympics. If you may notice on the left of the screen, you have a country and then you have a number. We are going to go over unders on gold medal predictions for each of these countries. Oh, I like this.

And we will see at the end of it who gets the most right. Now, where did you get these betting lines from? Is this for official? So some of these are official. Some of these are just like statistical previews. It was tough to get betting lines for every country. And now there are, to my knowledge, 206 countries and then the refugee team competing in the Olympics. But I don't see 206 countries.

No, that felt like it would be way too long. Also, yeah, a lot of countries are predicted to win like one medal, maybe one gold, maybe. Yeah. So just it felt like a waste of space. We got as SWAT teeny. That's you know, next time. And four years from now, as we're going to be all over this. So are you saying this is the cream of the country crop, as it were?

It is the ones that were available and then ones that were not impossible to find info on. OK, so surprisingly difficult to find lines on a lot of countries. One would assume that only the cream of the crop would be readily available. So for the rest of the countries, you're less according to Andrew and the Olympic Committee and betting lines, you're less significant. Is what they're saying, not I. So what we're doing here is we're going over under and that's cumulative metals, right?

It's like gold, silver and bronze all put together. Yeah, sorry. This is specifically gold metals. Oh, OK. So definitely not what I thought we were doing. OK. Wow. Mentioned earlier, may have got lost in Swahili or whatever. You said, Kevin, I don't know. OK, so so we're taking the line of over under, and we have the anegh order,

because it doesn't necessarily matter if, like, what order we go in. But, because I'd like to keep this, like, I don't want Andrew to influence everyone the whole time, just in case. Yeah, we snaking? Can I propose that we go in a step order so Andrew would go, Like, I don't want Andrew to influence everyone the whole time, just in case. Yeah, we snake him? Can I propose that we go in a step order so Andrew would go...

So we're going in an egg order. It's an egg order for the first one. The second one would start with Nick. With Nick, yeah. And then go around. So we're doing like kind of a step down every time. So the third one's me, the fourth one's Jeff, the last one's Gavin, and then back to Andrew for the sixth one.

And we just kind of keep going around. That way it's not influencing. It's not Andrew every time going first. We I got psychobrain because you said the step thing and I immediately got it. I did not need an explanation at all. Wow, really? Oh, that's great. Immediately. Yeah, that's fantastic.

It's cool. Stepping great. I think that's fantastic. Yeah, you see, you say it's pretty clear, but Nick was over here go what? Yeah, yeah, that's that's why I explained it Okay, so hey so Gavin do you have any questions before we get started? Yes, that's thank you. It is exactly what's gonna go next So you see there's a number Gavin. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. Before we get Gavin, can I? I have a question. I'd like to jump in.

Do you understand what we're about to do, Gavin? No. I really thought this one was easy. Well, I just say if I think the USA are going to get over or under 41.5. That's right. Metals. Gold. That is correct. Gold. Gold you do understand. I guess I do get it

You got it. Yeah, that's great. It's the most right at the end of this will win an Olympic prize Oh, I think I think we should I think somebody should win a medal Yeah, absolutely or a metal adjacent thing of some kind. Oh, I like that. Okay metal chocolate Maybe not a metal. Maybe a plastic Maybe Medal of Honor who knows Medal of Honor on PS1 Maybe maybe PS 2 maybe 360 they went crazy Can you believe they all right 60 Medal of Honor they really got that that they tried really got killed by Call of Duty Oh, yeah, I did. Oh, yeah top of the food chain for about five years there and then called he just shit right down their mouths

Oh, it wasn't wasn't Medal of Honor wasn't like the Call of Duty team like the original Medal of Honor team I think so like they left and went to Activision or something Yeah, yeah, cuz I think when they started Call of Duty they called it like the Medal of Honor killer It was like oh Jesus Christ. Oh, and it was yeah Yeah, well it's because back then, especially, because things were a little bit more, you know, not PC, but you just you couldn't say some stuff in media. Yeah.

They couldn't put in a Nintendo Power or a PlayStation magazine, we're going to shit down the mouths of metal and metal until they choke on our poop. And then they die full of poop in their throat in esophagus. That's so they so they breathe poop and choked on poop. Right. Right, Gavin. So you do know what we're doing, right, Gavin?

Yeah. Okay, great. Let's let's begin with Andrew. Andrew, we have a line of 41 and a half. 41 and a half. For the United States of America, we be taking the over or the under. Oh, this is a this is an easy call for me. People are fucking up the USA.

USA is going to have a bad year. I can feel it. My bones. Wow. One medal, especially they're not going to get that basketball gold. That's going to Canada this year. I'm taking the under on the forty one point five. Canada plays basketball. Oh, you're talking all this. Canada's America has got the second best team.

America was two points away from losing to whatever nation. Gavin said ten minutes ago. If you if you play on the Toronto Raptors, are you eligible to be? A Canadian really should. You should. They revoked all US passports for the Raptors players and told them they couldn't go back to the States until they played for Canada. Smart.

Nick, over under 41 and a half. Just for that, I'm going over. Basketball again. Wow, Patriot over here. I'm absolutely, I'm absolutely taking the over as well. Like, no doubt, USA, strong pride, American exceptionalism. I think it's gonna be at least 42. Easiest money today. Take the over as well. Like, no doubt, USA, strong pride, American exceptionalism. I easiest money today. Take the over. OK.

And let's see Gavin over under forty one and a half. Oh, definitely under. Oh, I had a great Gavin. You be feeling the foreigners would have something to say about it. Yeah. OK. That's that's pretty. He believes in Team Canada, too. He to say about it. Uh, yeah. Okay. That's, that's pretty good. He believes in team Canada too. He's equally about that. I do.

Um, so we have two unders and three overs. This is, I'm very excited to see. We already have a split and I'm very excited to see how this kind of like keeps going. Um, okay. Second, China at 34 and a half. Nick, what do you think? I know nothing about the Olympics. Over. Okay. I am also going to take the over. Chinese exceptionalism. I do believe that China is going to have a great year in the

Summer Olympics. Stronger than ever. Always bet on red. I take the over on China Wow, okay, okay. Where are the medals made? Host I think the host nation makes them okay, so it's Paris Yeah, cuz I know when they were made for the Tokyo Olympics I know they took the gold was stripped from old like computer parts and like melted down and that was like a big thing about It so I think it's for whoever the host nation is makes them maybe The gold was stripped from old like computer parts and like melted down. And that was like a big thing about it. So I think it's whoever the host nation is makes them maybe under. Under. I listen.

And Andrew, I feel like China's under a lot of dress from what I I'm not paying attention to China. I feel like I'm hearing a lot of bad things about China and my peripheral. They're struggling, maybe not struggling. It just seems like maybe not the greatest times. I don't know, though, because I don't pay attention. That could be completely wrong. I'm going under. You're talking about what I feel like the vibes in China

are not great right now. I feel like there's some bad Chinese vibes and some going on. What are you doing? Distance me from all of this Your thought process I was very clear and that that might be incorrect But I feel like there's a lot of bad vibes around China at the moment for Andrew is the vibes Connoisseur or whatever he's that guy he did he don't yeah vibes vibe inspector is that what yeah? That was but you're right. Yeah, we're gonna get

Was that a few years ago where the people look like elections, and I don't know I don't know what's going on I just I feel like the vibes might be a little bad He's reading the vibe leaves and that's There's something happening, I don't know. Something brewing in China? If you know, and if it's not brewing, at the very least we got some foreign solidarity between Gavin and I that I like. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, this is some bullshit. There you go. This starts with me at Great Britain, and I don't even have to give a preamble for it under.

Really? I mean, like, no, like, yeah, they find like they finally voted labor. It took them 14 years or whatever. So like, that's embarrassing. And 14, 14 and a half medals is under. So I'm just I'm going with I'm with the voted labor. Yeah. So the whole country is down in the dumps because it didn't come home. They're not in the right mind. True. True. I take the under. OK, OK. Gavin, Great Britain. in the right mind. True. True. I take the under. OK. OK.

Gavin, Great Britain. Oh, definitely under. OK. Fuck it. Perfect. Gavin's been under on everything. This rocks. Andrew over under 14 to have you thrown me for a real loop here because I was ready to go under because it didn't come home. I felt like, as Jeff said, there could be some some negative, but you just told me they voted labor apparently

Which seems like they're into work and working hard Gavin when you hear that does it really resonate for you? Labor to me implies there's some activity going on that way y'all thought of Brexit See Brexit is the opposite. That exit is in it. They're leaving. They're no longer doing. Right, right, right.

Of course. But labor, when I think labor, I think I'm working hard. This is a tough thing. I'm into getting stuff done. But the training for the Olympics is much longer than one year. Yeah. And a lot of the training would have been conservative rule. Yeah, I'm a mental warrior, Gavin.

I'm talking about the vibes and the mindset going into these games. I'm taking the over on this because of the labor. Wow. Going with the over. I'm going to. They're locked in based on based on the hard working nose to the grindstone mentality of the Labor Party. Well, I don't know if they're... Listen, the party I have no clue about, but when I hear labor... Could just be good. This just became my favorite piece of content.

It's crazy. Nick, what do you think? Historically, Britain doesn't do well in France. So they're going under. Oh wow. I mean that's pretty accurate. What happened to Britain and France? Well they lost... how many wars was it? Let's see. There's only two of them.

They fought 41 and I think France won 24. Only two wars in all of history Of a world war they were on the same side is taking the basketball medal and there's only been two wars Vibes are weird in China this year guys They're off. The bumps are off. Or international. Jeff, speaking, Jeff, speaking of France. France is favored at 24 and a half. What do you think the over under, again, this is in Paris, so they're in gay Paris.

I feel like the host nation bump is already factored into the over under obviously. But that being said, you just you cannot discount the benefit of watching a home team play on their home court or a home athlete perform on his or her home court. So I'm going to take the over. OK, over Gavin. How do you feel about the French in general? Well, I was raised to boo at them. So I'm gonna go under Playing football. I want them to lose or tennis or The French people play cricket. I don't know

It's a good question Andrew Andrew the host country. I mean, there's a lot of things to take in first of all I know they had an election recently does anyone was the Labor Party involved in that election? They win the the the they have a labor party. There was politically the results are very similar. True. Yeah, it's got it. Yeah. So, I mean, I guess you can. What is it called? It's like the it's like the people's.

So it's. So it's. Whatever it's. You got to. Ultimately, I don't care. I'm thinking, well, the mackerel and makes me think of the the treat. I always enjoy. Right. But there's political unrest. But then they had an election.

From my understanding, they were like, oh, it's doing a media. Who cares? Nobody cares. I'm surprised the French are good at this many things. To be honest, I don't think of them as like an all around. We're doing a lot of good stuff. Not necessarily that's athletics. Like what? 20 or 24. And I'm going to take.

Oh, my God. So man, what's my read on this? I'm going over. I'm going over on this. Over, okay. Yeah, host nation, as you said. Yep, Nick, what do you think? Home field advantage, and I, just going with the signs, I had french fries this week, so over.

Ooh. Jesus Christ. Well, I can say that you guys are vastly overestimating the home field advantage as nobody hates the French more than the French. They have conspired to all shit in toilets at the same time to flood the river with shit. They do not care whether they win or lose. They don't want you speaking their language to them.

And for those reasons, I have to give France the under. I think that they, they're smoking cigarettes and their laissez faire attitude will not lead them to over 24 and a half, so 25 medals. So, gotta go. Tell that to the US soccer team yesterday. Yeah. And they're used to swimming in shit rivers,

so let's go, come on. Yeah, all of our rivers are shit rivers in America. Gavin, coming to you here for the first pick on Italy. Over under 10 and a half. You feel like the other half of my bloodlines. Yeah. What are your bones saying? What's the blood saying? If I'm checking the nourishment, I'm going to say slightly undernourished.

Really? That's an under from me. Under 10 and a half. Wow. Who could have Gavin is under on every single one? This is crazy. Oh, I recently watched the Pixar animated film, Luca. I enjoyed that quite a bit. Great movie. I enjoyed the equalizer three, which also in an Italian small town. I've been really into Italy recently.

I'm liking these small communities in Italy. I think they're going to go over. I'm feeling really the vibes on Italy right now. Real good, real good vibes. What sport specifically do you think they're going to gold at? Oh, swimming, because I just watched a fish movie. Swimming. Wait, wait, no, no. Triathlon is triathlon in the Olympics.

That's a big point. And Luca. Oh, yeah. I feel like the Italians will be a major disadvantage in the in the water because of all the hair Now they're gonna get wax beforehand they're doing okay, okay full body Nick over under 10 now Just watch the last crusade and they go to Venice in that movie, let's go over watched The Last Crusade and they go to Venice in that movie. Let's go over. Yeah, makes sense. I see how you got there. Yeah, they smashed up that floor. They sure did. Spoilers. I think this is the Summer Games, hmm. I feel like Italy is gonna go over. But if it's over, it's just to 11. Like I don't think, you know what?

I'm changing it's under. Wow. I'm going under. Oh, you're doing a flip? You're doing a flipping flip. Yeah, I just don't have, I don't have the, I just don't believe in Italy. Shut up.

Like they're gonna walk away with eight gold medals and then they'll be happy with it. And you know, how did they do in the wars? The two wars that occurred. They didn't do great in World War II. They really messed. I'm trying to remember. I don't think I played as them in Call of Duty. So played against them. Jeff, what do you think? Hey, man to have uh

Well, I'm gonna following Nick's line of thinking I haven't seen last crusade recently But I did visit Venice in person last year and I gotta say it was a it was more crowded than I would have liked and Stinky and so for that I'm gonna take the under Wow Wow Okay, you take your hands off the chess piece, Jeff. I just want a quick question. How would Tony Soprano feel about this? Because I know he's been a big part of your life. He has been a huge.

We just watched the episode with that thing we we sent around yesterday, actually. Oh, that's really. It was so funny that it was just popped up. Tony Soprano would not like the state of Venice in 2024. I promise you he would want to do something about it. I mean, he went to he went to Italy and was walking along the beach that was just covered in like trash and the whole time he was in Italy. I don't think he loved it. So.

And they they weren't super happy with him either, honestly. No, no. Oh, yeah, tried to get him a good deal on cars, but Australia is next. Fourteen and a half. Oy, what do you think, Andrew? One half of the biggest summer blockbuster anyone has ever goddamn seen. Wolverine Hugh Jackman in a movie called Australia. Big money for Deadpool.

Big gold for Australia. We're going over. It's going over. Over. OK. Over. OK. People are going to be all fucking pumped up about that Deadpool Wolverine. They've been waiting to see Wolverine in that yellow suit. I think it's really going to inspire the athletes to put their best. OK. OK. Nick, what do you think? Ah, long flight. Australia, the movie way too long. So way flight. Australia, the movie, way too long.

So. Way too long. Way too long. Way too long. So therefore it's enough. I'm not a Basler. I'm going under. Going under.

Under? Yeah. Overstayed their welcome. I have been getting an exceptional amount of Australian athlete TikToks. I feel as though they are not focused on bringing home the gold and would not be surprised if they silvered out in most of these events.

And for that reason, I'll be taking the under. This shit's insane. I would say this is the second easiest money of the day. I've spent a lot of time in Australia with the Australian people. They're proud, They're talented. I think they over perform consistently. I spent a day in Perth.

I would never bet against those people. If all the Olympic Australian Olympic athletes were from Perth, I would say that they'd win 40 gold medals. They're easily going to overperform. I think they over. Okay. Over. And Gavin, what do you think of Australia? How do you think they're going to do?

I think it's obvious. It's down under. I'm taking the under. Oh, I like it. I like it. Land of under. So that's that's a nice split there. But next, Nick, Canada, six and a half. Oh, you know what? This is this is for this is for American basketball under under, under, under. You have to think about it under. Go ahead, Jeff. Don't get me wrong.

I love Canada, but they are in every way a silver medal country. They're they're going to underperform. I'm taking the under under. And Gavin, what do you think? Canada, six and a half. Ooh, what's the top? The North Pole. That's the top of the world.

That's under that. Yeah, I would say it's Canada I'm going under under it is and What do you think Andrew? The disrespect work. You're not factoring in the NBA gold first of all you gotta put that okay second of all NHL athletes are back. They're back in this Sydney Crosby. He's he's going to be there. Connor McDavid, he's going to be there. They do it a lot of summer hockey. OK, well, they might like they might they might go to the Olympics. It's the off season.

This rocks the off season in hockey. So when they're doing might attend. Right. Which is a boost. It's a morale boost. There's a vibe. The Canadian. You get Sidney Crosby, Connor McDavid hanging out. Canada is pretty excited about it. They like it a boost. There's a morale boost. There's a vibe. The Canadian. You get Sidney Crosby, Conor McDavid hanging out. Canada is pretty excited about it. They like it a lot. Like blackasses.

I'm going to go Canada over shock. We could have predicted. OK. They should put Terry Fox, baby. Yeah, coming home. It's coming home. It's coming. Seven of. Imagine you're in Ottawa strolling through artistic landscapes at the National Gallery of Canada. Oh. Then cycling past Parliament Hill.

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That's a lot for the Netherlands in gold. That's a lot, like an exceptional amount, but I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna go out on a limb. I'm gonna say gonna, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna go out on a limb. I'm gonna say over. I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try over on this one and see where it takes me. Jeff? Not a good year for the Netherlands.

They're gonna, I'm taking the under. Oh, okay. Cool. Gavin, what do you think? Nether, I think, you know, it means like lower. So I'm gonna go under. Oh, okay. That's cool.

That's good. And Andrew, 15 never met a person from the Netherlands. I've liked bad nation. My opinion. No, I'm just kidding. I don't have any opinions about Netherlands, although they do feel like, you know, the meme of like we got Taco Bell at home or whatever. Yeah. I feel Netherlands is that to like New Zealand to me. Like they're the dollar store New Zealand, probably because they both start with any. And I know nothing about really Netherlands at all.

Fifteen point five. I just don't like that number. I'm going I'm going under. I'm going under on the Netherlands. I think they have a bad time under. OK. And Nick, what do you think? I love the country's name. It's so cool. Over. You like the name of Netherlands? It's a great picture. It's some spiral ass. Yeah, I like it.

Gavin and I once watched a guy from the Netherlands drink an entire glass boot full of beer and then scream at us to tell all of America about him. And now we have. My hand is off the piece. Fuck dude. boot full of beer and then scream at us to tell all of America about him. And now we have. Yeah. Well, my hand is off the piece. Fuck, dude. You couldn't have told that before, Jeff. Yeah, there we go. That's and that's why Nick went over, maybe.

Right. Man. Inherently knew that story. Yeah, absolutely. But do you know anyone from Belgium because they're looking at three and a half here, Jeff, what do you think over under? This is a good year for Belgium. I'm taking the over. Over it is. And Gavin, what do you think over under three and a half here, Jeff. What do you think over under? This is a good year for Belgium. I'm taking the over over. It is. And Gavin, what do you think over under three and a half? Oh, well, the chocolate is great. But it's the sports that's an under from me.

Great. Andrew over under three and a half. Here's the thing, as Gavin said, chocolate is great. I'm feeling the good vibes. Is the villain from Goldmember, is he from Belgium? He's Dutch. Was Goldmember from Belgium is, is he from Belgium? He's Dutch. Was Goldmember from Belgium, is Dutch, is that it? Okay.

Yeah, freaky deaky Dutch. Okay, we're going over. Over all the way. Over. Oh! I'm liking the vibes. I'm 100% chocolate, 100% metals. They're getting a lot of them.

Okay. And Nick. Buy waffles! Over. Over. And this will be waffles, over. Over. And this will be the first time that me and Andrew agree on one, I'm going over. Yeah.

We've been opposite the whole way, but I can't deny. I know, I was gonna make it a bit and take it all the way to the end, but my want to win is too great. So I cannot do that. So I'll be taking the over as well. And next is Ireland at two and a half. Andrew, how are the vibes about Ireland?

Honestly, vibes have maybe never been lower. And that's saying a lot. Vibes are real bad. I have a feeling that the vibes in Ireland probably were lower 100 years. Name one time. Name one time. Nineteen sixteen. Oh, it's throwing big numbers at me. That doesn't mean anything. Ireland. They're not you to not in the sphere anymore.

That's all. There was nobody even remembers that they were there. Connor McGregor has never looked worse. He's terrible. His legacy is down. Irish people, I think it's been a tough time and it's going to continue to be tough. We're going under on Ireland under bad vibes. Yeah, I get it. Nick, over under two and a half. I want a real Jameson kick.

I'm gonna go. Yeah, but remember the potato famine? Think about that. Okay, right. But okay. The vibes were better during the potato famine than they are right now. Yeah, according to Andrew. You see that photo of McGregor in his broken toe? You have moved my chess piece into checkmate.

I'm going over. Over. I'm going over. Over. I'm actually with Andrew on this one, under it is. I think the... I'm glad you and I are in a... My reason is mostly I just don't think the Irish are going to perform well in the summer games is just my thinking.

You guys, Eric and Andrew are right, but not for the right reason. I actually have a little bit of inside Intel and Ireland is going to underperform in this Olympics You can go ahead and put me down as the under my in-laws Emily's parents just spent like 10 days touring the entire country of Ireland and They had such a good time and had so many stories about how nice and friendly the Irish people were and how they would just sit and talk to you for hours if you

wanted to, that I have a feeling the entire country is probably exhausted. Yeah, it sounds like they're overcompensating. They're a little worn out. They they rolled out the red carpet to such a degree to my in-laws that they that they probably don't have the stamina in it to win three gold medals. I'm taking the under. Okay, and Gavin, how do you feel about the Irish? I don't trust a country that can be entirely toured

in about 10 days, so I'm gonna go under on that one. Wow, oh, jeez. I've always said that as well. Yeah, that's the most diplomatic way you put that, but that's good, good work. Nick, your first. Germany. Over, under, 10 and a half. How do I feel about this? You want me to go back to France? You know what? I'm going to go with the under.

Under? Under 10 and a half. Okay. Germany. Strict, deliberate, intentional. I think Germany is going to overperform and probably greatly. Germany, strict, deliberate, intentional. I think Germany is going to overperform and probably greatly, I think they're gonna take home like 14 gold. I think they're gonna go crazy. And so I'm gonna take Germany as the over on 10 and a half. I agree with Eric.

When I think of Germany, the first word that comes to mind is formidable. I would never bet against them unless they were going up against us. So yeah, I'm taking over. Over it is. Gavin, how do you feel about Germany? That's a tough one. I think they're going to just get 10. So under. Oh, wow. Wow. Under it is. Okay. Okay. Okay. When I think think of Germany I think of high-level engineering I think of good design think of the Swiss Army knife I think of that's what now now let's go ahead and break that down. Why do you think yeah, I? Know what I know it's a Swiss invention in the name, but it's just really well constructed and it feels

Germany does it not does it not really I don't think it's mostly right more German you know what I never factored in the color relation with the flag that's a good well that's a brand can you Swiss army knives without the flag on it I just assumed that was the leading brand Since we've done like this is insane you start up with a truth like the Germans known for engineering convention, you know Swiss army knife That's the Swiss flag Oh my god, I thought that was a brand logo Okay, well what did the Germans make then?

Like doorknob watches Who makes Rolex Is also claimed by the Swiss typically. Really? Have I given the Swiss not nearly enough credit? I think so. Well, you have plenty of time later because they're only one half. So but that's either way, I feel like Germany is very good at things. Oh, shit. Yeah, I've seen that flag so many times that I didn't even know it.

Yeah, you thought it was German. Yeah, well, I just I thought it was a solid brand. This might be the most you you've ever been. Oh, my God. When when people ask me what it's like to work with Andrew, I'm going to make them listen to just your parts of this. Oh, God. When people ask me what it's like to work with Andrew, I'm going to make them listen to just your parts of this. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. So what do you think, Andrew?

Over, under, 10 and 1 half. Oh, God. Wait, am I going first? Oh, I said over. I said over. He said over. OK, got it. OK, cool.

Next is, this is another country with a red and white flag, Japan. 19 and a half is their line for gold medals. Japan is a winter Olympics country to me. And for that reason, I have to put them at under. I don't think that they will crack 15. I'm going to go over. I think they're going to do well in some of the newer sports. Ooh, interesting. What new sports are we talking?

There's like skateboarding, break dancing. There's a lot of different. Yeah, a lot of different newer type sports. A lot of like subjective things. Yeah. I think Japan's a young country in general. So I think that they are they're probably more attuned to the newer sports. Well, Japan right now has never been older, right? Yeah, it's a it's a it's a population. I understand that. It's a mindset.

OK, OK. They embrace the future. I think even if you're young at heart and of mind, I think a declining population, an aging population is a declining gold medal count. So under. Interesting. Andrew, I'm excited to hear about this. What are the vibes like with Japan? Can I? Do you have to look up which one Japan is?

No, here's the thing. I open up my food app and I was going to make a determination based on if a certain restaurant was expected. She's right. And I'm just scrolling through and it's not there, but there is a place called kamikaze sushi, which I think is just a cannot be released. We can't release this. That's what they're named. I didn't name them Wild name I'm gonna say over we're going over One uncertain sushi for lunch

Looking at this kamikaze sushi Karachi bowl what the fuck is going on? This is crazy. But it's time for Nick to say Japan over under. What do you think, bud? For all those reasons and more, I'm going with the under. I wouldn't want to associate with those reasons. I meant Gavin's. I was talking about Gavin's.

I'm just ignoring what happened before this. I'm just ignoring what happened before this. OK, New Zealand, three and a half. Jeff, what's your thinking here? I'm here for them for some reason. They're going to them going under. I don't know why. Just just instinct. Just I'm going my gut. Yep. And Gavin, what do you think about New Zealand?

It's pretty under there, isn't it? It is. It's not even on some of the maps, unfortunately. It's going to be an under for me, I think. OK. Andrew, three, three and a half is the line here. What do you think? How many rugby? OK. Well, I was We got male and female rugby. So that's two

Then they're sailing Sailing is probably three What's the fourth? What would be the fourth thing? What else are they doing? They sneak out. Mmm, I think they going to end up with three exactly. So I'm going to take the under under it is from Andrew. Nick over under there are three good Lord of the Rings movies and three bad Hobbit movies. No, not three bad Hobbit movies. There are three bad Hobbit movies. They're three bad Hobbit movies.

Therefore, they don't hit the four it is under. Okay, I'm gonna be the outlier here. I'm gonna say over, I think they're gonna shock the world in something like weightlifting or something like that. Shots, like out of nowhere. I like that. Like what Andrew said, I think is right, where it's like, oh, they're gonna get three.

And then I think there's gonna be one shocker, one out of nowhere. And it's gonna be like, oh, fuck, New Zealand, like overperformed. They hit the four. So I feel feel good about that over. But the next one is Gavin in that would have been the first time we all agreed on one, by the way. Wow. Yeah, I don't.

I'm not with you guys on that one. You're four wrong. I think it's interesting that'm not with you guys on that one. You're, it's four wrong people. I just think it's interesting that we've never all agreed on one country. That is interesting. That is interesting. Gavin, seven and a half, Brazil. As you may know, we recently had the summer of 98. When I think of the summer of 98, I think of the World Cup final with Brazil versus

France. Zidane threw in a headbutt and, uh, and France beat Brazil. So I think Brazil history repeats itself. Summer of 98 under. Wow. Under it is interesting pick, but now it's on to Andrew seven and a half Brazil vibes. What do you think?

I think of the film Brazil and the vibes are off in the film Brazil? Not a lot of good vibes in the movie Brazil. I'm going under although Uh-huh. No, no, no, I'm going under I'll just okay under it is Nick You know what Gavin and Jeff had what could be equated to a Brazilian wax Hey that top tier content. I'm going to say over over. OK, interesting. I even though it is a summer Olympics and everything, I just don't believe in Brazil getting eight gold medals.

That sounds unreasonable to me. So for that, I will go under. Jeff, what do you think? I think Brazil's gonna have a rough Olympics. I'm gonna go under. Under, well, we all would have agreed there if it wasn't for Nick, right guys? Yeah, four wrong people.

Yeah, see, it feels good to be on that other side, right? It really does, until we're wrong. Uh, Andrew, Korea, eight and a half golds. What is the Korean vibe right now? Hi, kamikaze. They got yam fries on the menu. This is I've never seen yam fries on a Japanese restaurant. Many Korea.

I'm thinking about Korea right now. So it's there's two Koreas, at least. Yeah, which Korea is this? I think it has to has to be not the northern one. Yeah, it's South Korea has to be self-correct. Right. South Korea, then. Well, it's blame them blame the Olympics. You're throwing some hate at me. I'm here. I'll

What happened are they actually are they different teams or they just do they just join? No, I don't think North there that's off to the Olympic Games North North Korea has participated in the Olympics before they might yeah They've been in the Olympics have I mean if they team up that I guess keep it Korea I just assumed they do not I think that's sort of the whole problem I'm gonna go I completely don't care yeah I'm like the rest of these dude we care so much about all the idea we get to Korea I do I don't care about Korea's on metal count was going over over, okay Nick South Korea or Korea eight and a half. You know what I'll go over as well

Yeah, they're North Korea is in the Olympics. They're just not included in this 8.5? Well, there are 206 countries. We didn't list them all. Under for South Korea, going under 8.5. When I was in the military, the people, the worst duty station to get was a year in South Korea. People hated to have to go there because the Korean army, they would train with them and they were the toughest people on earth. And our soldiers just couldn't hang with the, they're called the Rock Army,

Republic of Korea Army. And every dude I knew that went there just had the most, like had superhero stories about how tough the Korean military was and just how much they Just revered him and looked up to him. And so I would never bet against the the South Koreans. So I'm gonna go over Over okay. Okay, and Gavin Korea. Oh, I mean geographically when a

Pnex the North Korea is just under it. So I'm gonna go under. Under it is. Good, good pick. Nick, Hungary. Six and a half for Hungary. That's pretty close. I feel like they're gonna go under. Under?

Under six and a half. Maybe six. I think. I think they're going to surprise people in stuff like like traditional, like Greco-Roman wrestling and a lot of like the strength based stuff. So I'm going to go if they had seven, it wouldn't shock me. I'll go over Hungary. I love Hungary. I love the Hungarian people.

Shout out to Linda Gavin and I miss you. Budapest, one of the coolest cities on earth. However, these are similarly to America, very politically fractious times in in Hungary right now. And I think it takes a lot of focus away from the matter hand and is distracting. And so I'm going to go under under it is Gavin. What do you think? I like Hungary a lot. They have a pretty cool statue of Colombo.

I would say Colombo is like the underdog of the detective world. Somebody go under. Right. Yeah, I would say he's the underdog of the detective world. Yeah, absolutely. I'd also say that. And Andrew.

Yam fries on the menu, I'm still processing. Hungry, six point five. I think you are hungry. Hey, listen, I'm opening up a box of fruit as we speak. I'm getting a little snack in. Got to replenish. Uh, I'm going. I'm going under.

I don't know. I'm not feeling the I'm looking at I just under I'm not feeling the I'm looking at their name and I'm not feeling the vibes right now. How do you feel about the flag? I don't think I could tell you what it looks like. Really? Is it on any products that I may have bought? Is it on a knife? I don't know that there's a lot of stuff that's like made in Hungary.

Do you buy a lot of goulash? Goulash? Call a duty thing. What? Oh, my God. You fight in the goulash? Oh, yeah. Couple of people swimming around. Swimming in the goulash. Oh, they're dropping us a gazpacho. Next up is the Czech Republic.

Not even the right name. Three and a half. Three and a half is the line on. I've got I got to go under. I have to go under three and a half is the line on... I gotta go under. I have to go under three and a half. It's just not... Not striking me as a strong year, but I guess we'll see. Jeff? I'm going under as well. Just bad vibes. Bad vibes. Bad vibes, okay.

Yeah, they might need a vibe. Check. Oh, but where is this list from that is still Czech Republic? Yeah, I was, you know. It is what it is. It's fine. It's the literally isn't, but I'll go under. There's not even a reason there. You didn't even get cute with it.

Now, check for check. I there's not even a reason there you didn't even get cute with it Now check Republic are they are they a fashion nation When I see Czech Republic, I think fashion for some reason There reason for that is there any thinking as to why that might be no. I don't know masking the group Banana Republic, so you think it might be the Banana Republic. Oh, maybe maybe that's. I'm asking the group banana republic. So you think it might be the Banana Republic? Oh, maybe. Maybe that's where I'm getting that from. Oh, I've given a lot of. No, I've been going back and forth. Three point five.

I can't name like a rugby for the check. I'm going to go under Star Wars. I'm not doing good recently. Oh, OK. Cool. Great. Nick. They're public, aren't they? Isn't Star Wars all about republics? Yes. Yeah. OK. Yeah.

Mm. Yeah, those last those last movies were bad. Under. Let's all. Wow. This is the first time we're all on under. There it is. We agree on Chechia. Yeah, yep. Well, no, we all agree on the Czech Republic. Oh, right. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Summers here and you can now get almost anything you need for your sunny days delivered with Uber Eats. What do we mean by

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Not my favorite water, Poland Springs, but I will drink it over a Dasani. And I would say I enjoy it and it quenches my thirst when I need it to. So I'm feeling pretty good. Gonna go over. Over? You think there's going to be more than I think it's going to be three gold medals? I think they're going to get three gold medals. OK. And Gavin, what do you think? Hmm. Well, in German, Poe is like your ass

or your or your bottom. Yeah. Which is under for that one. OK. And Andrew, Poland. Germans made a lot of cars, apparently. That's what I was thinking. Gears, I was thinking that before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're talking about Poland now.

Yeah, Poland. It's a tough nation. That's the tough people in Poland. Two point five. I got to assume they got at least one good boxing in them. I feel like they're a boxing country. I don't know that to be true. I'm speculating wildly based off of one MMA fighter.

I mean, totally different from the facts based on you've been doing the whole thing. I'm not going off vibes here. I'm just I'm trying to I'm feeling the Polish energy. I feel like sausages are a thing I like. Polish sausage. I think is a thing. Mm hmm. Two point five isn't a lot. I think they yeah, yeah, I think they can do it. I'm going over. Mm hmm. Two point five isn't a lot. I think they. Yeah, I think they can do it. I'm going over. I'm going over.

Cool. He was just speculating on that one, guys. Nick, I really wasn't feeling it in the same way as a lot of the other ones. Two and a half. That seems so low. I think they can do it. They can squeak it. Let's do it over. OK. And to me, it's too many overs. I got to go under. It's just, it's not, I don't think so. But that takes us to Spain at four and a half. Gavin, how do you feel about Spain in the Spanish? Well, they've been smashing it this year. They won the Euros. They won Wimbledon.

I think they're pretty naked from all that. Somebody under under. Yeah. Yeah, they're tired. Definitely. Could I could I say something about Spain? I feel is unfair. I think this is an unfair thing. Movies when there's a movie, I feel like Spain betrays a lot in movies, which I don't think is fair.

I feel like I feel like that's an inaccurate portrayal of Spain, but I feel like it's always like a double cross. And Spain is involved. Like what movie? Maybe I'm thinking Zorro. Zorro. Were there was Spain a villain in Zorro? The Antonio Bandera Zorro was spade a villain. Don't know that we can release this. I'm very excited that we're doing this for us.

I just don't know if we can come out for the for the. No, this isn't against Spain. I think Spain's great. Spain's fantastic. Yeah, it's the movie's fault. You know, that's what I say. I say an unfair betrayal, betrayal, betrayal, all of it. It's sort of Spanish sorrow Spanish or Mexican. Well, he's betrayed one way or the other.

He's not Anthony Hopkins. I know that much. That was all Zorro. I was saying, right. Banderas, who is now old Zorro as well, unfortunately, they need a new Zorro. Where is Zorro been? They're bringing back everybody. I think we need to get the right amount of Zorro as well, unfortunately. They need a new Zorro. Where is Zorro been? They're bringing back everybody. I think we need a new Zorro. We have the right amount of Zoros.

We're going over. We need a new Zorro. We're gonna get Zorro in here. People are gonna get real excited. Nick, Spain, four and a half. Everything's coming up Spain, Eric. We're going over. Yeah, I gotta agree with you.

They're on the run of a lifetime right now They are there when their winners. They're kicking tourists out of their country with water guns. Um, I Don't really understand. I still don't really understand what's happening or why? But they are doing it and for that I will go with the over. Hell. Yeah. Yeah, it. Spain is a whole mood right now. They are on a winning streak. It's going to continue. The Sagrada Familia is going to be finished, I think, next year. Or in 2026. That's been going for like 120 years. I don't I'm not looking for this ride, this the Spain train

to to stop anytime soon. I take the over. Over it is. That'll take us to. Switzerland, Switzerland at point five over under. Andrew, what do you think about the Swiss Army? I mean, what have they ever accomplished? I'm going on. There is that Swiss Army knife. Yeah, but that's German engineering for you.

So you say they're not going to get a single goal. No, I don't feel it. I'm not feeling well this year. They're too busy making an additional knife onto whatever they're doing. Now, you just said that was German engineering. Yeah. Well, listen, their greatest invention is German engineering. So I don't know. Good God. So are you under?

I said under. He said under. Nick, over under. They'll at least fall backwards into a gold. Over. OK, I'm actually going under as well. When winter country, not not feeling a summer Olympics gold for them. Plenty of silvers, lots of bronze. Not having it for gold.

Yeah, fuck them. Sombra. Oh, shit. Yeah, fuck them. That's what I said. Fuck them. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I felt.

As Eric said, yeah, fuck them. Great. And Gavin, how do you feel about the Swiss? Yeah, I'm just gonna have to agree with the majority here. I think you guys are onto something. This is such a mess. Next up, Nick, Cuba. Gatlin's going to win something.

Yeah, right? I think it's an interesting test. Yeah. Yeah. I've never had a Cuban cigar, and it makes me sad. Under. Under. The reasonings make about as much sense as mine.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, really. Cuba summer games over. I feel good. Yeah, Cuba's got it. Three at least. I have had a Cuban cigar and it was pretty good, but I feel like I probably wouldn't have enjoyed it as much as Nick if he'd have had the opportunity. And I feel bad about that.

So I'm taking the under. Yeah, you know what? It is. Thanks for joining me here. Yeah, you know what? It is. Thanks for joining me here. Yeah, man. Cool. Don't worry, you'll have Gavin on your side. Gavin, what do you think? Over, under on Cuba. Two and a half. It's right there by Florida, man.

I don't think they'll get a single one, you know? I think zero. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Way under. Okay. Geez. Okay, Andrew, let me ask you, what's the vibe? What's the vibe with Cuba right now?

They're not in crisis, to what I'm aware of. Vibes are good. You just focus purely on the sport. We have to play a video game after this, dude. We're gonna go to the Maryland cast after this dude. We're gonna marry a cast after this I'm going over. I think things are over. I think they're going okay over there. Uh, uh Kenya four and a half gold starts with me I'm gonna go over

I think this Kenya's year guys. I think that is I think we're gonna see six I'm going to go over. I think this is Kenya's year guys. I think we're going to see six. I think we're going to see six gold. Really? Yeah. Wow. I think it's going to be a big year for Kenya.

Yeah. That's an easy over for me as well. Okay. Okay. But Gavin, is it an easy over for you? Oh, it's got a lot of people, a lot of potential there. But I mean, I saw what the Covenant did to it in Halo three. Oh, yeah. I know it too. So, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. So I guess I guess under under. OK, OK. And Andrew, Kenyan vibes. What are you thinking? Gavin, really? He's the one that pushed me in this direction. Can you know what's coming for it?

They got to get going while the going is good. They're going to be celebrating. They're going to be playing real hard. They're going over. They're overachieving because they know what's coming. OK. And what's coming is what happened in Halo 2. Yeah, the Covenant invasion. They know it's going to listen. It's not great for them.

Right. And they know it's coming. That's the thing. I you know, Halo sold very well. I bet you they do. Hahahaha! Oh my god. Thanks for picking 26 countries, by the way, and not 10. Appreciate it. It's 25, doofus. It's just, it's down one. Hahahaha!

Oh, sorry. No, you're right. That was my fault. Hahahaha! That's a hard doofus How do you do that Oh Oh Christ From the German Knife guy

I stabbed that German Knife right in your back immediately Romania Jeff, seven and a half We're almost there, guys. I feel like Romania is too close to Transylvania, which means that's more of a winter sport, kind of stay away from the sunlight scenario.

Too many Dracula's, not enough gold medals. I'm going to go under. Under it is Gavin. I mean, Romania, that doesn't even have Rome. If it doesn't have Rome. It's not Andrew We're going under we're going under Jeff said yeah too many Wow okay Nick what do you think Rome has fallen many times and it shall again under?

Okay, Rome has fallen, but we're talking about Romania. Sure. It's got Rome in the name. That's a way better version of Gavin's aborted joke. Yeah. Yeah. I got you, Gavin. I'm gonna say under as well. We'll keep it all in the family at under.

Wow. We got two countries left. Twice. I know. Two countries left. Gavin, you lead this one. Jamaica at 0.5. Will they this one. Jamaica at point five. Will they get one gold medal at least?

Oh, you know, I think we're we're up for a year of silvers for Jamaica. Unfortunately, someone's wow. Wow. Unbelievable. The disrespect. If you are not cheering for a country that is only expected to win half a medal. We are not living. You're not living life. This is an over. I want to be cheering for it all Olympics long. I don't even know what this medal could be, but I want it.

We're going over. Oh, OK. Over it is then, Nick, what do you think? I was blasting the Muppets version of Kokomo on my speaker the other day. Wow, this is okay. What? Aruba, Jamaica? Racists. No, no, no.

Ooh, I want to take you. So let's go. Yeah, over. I believe in you. Over. I think.5 is such a low line for Jamaica. They've won gold in the past It's not like it's new to them. I think that they will win at least one. I'm gonna take the over I Think they got me. I think it's a two or three gold medal year for them. I'm taking the over Okay, and I believe in him like John Candy did. Oh Nice, that's a cool runnings, bud. And finally, for some reason, last on this list, Kazakhstan,

one and a half gold is the line. Andrew, what do you think is New Spain? Was that Mexico was Mexico once called New Spain? Yeah, because you guys had me real panicking. I had to look up the nationality of Zoro, which is apparently a highly googled thing Says he's from California, New Spain or Mexico Okay, okay, that is New Spain part of Mexico Where's New Spain

Well, it's not in Kazakhstan, the country that you're trying to get gold on. We're going to have so close to the finish line. I feel like Jamaica running as fast as I can under under it is Nick. One of the I feel like they can do to let's go over over. I'm also taking the under on this. I just don't think it's happening.

What do you think, Jeff? Can I ask a question? Who? I'll take it. Is your silence is yes or no? We just don't know who the who is, but I'm sure. Yeah, you can ask me. Can to all of you. Does anyone know is MMA in the Olympics?

No, no, it's just boxing. I yeah, I don't think so. All right, I'll take the under. No. Oh, no. Just boxing. I. Yeah, I don't think so. All right, I'll take the under. Under. OK. And Gavin over under Kazakhstan, one and a half. I feel like honestly, I've been overthinking a lot of these choices and trying to rationalize them a little too much. I'm going to leave this one up to chance.

We're going to roll a dice. If it's odd, I'm just going to go under. If it's even, I'm going to go over. Here we go. OK. That'd be dice. If it's odd, I'm just going to go under. If it's even, I'm going to go over. Here we go. OK. That'd be under under it is. This has been what experiment? Yeah, guys, would you have this before we advance? Would you have taken the over on Kazakhstan because of Dagestani fighters? Jeff, is that where the brain was going?

No, it's not just Dagestani fighters. I feel like that whole area of the world is really good at fighting. I feel like it's Dagestan with like Habib and all. I mean, Dagestan is definitely like the fucking center of it. Yeah, for sure. Tough areas, tough fighters, tough areas, tough fighters, great drafts, fucking yam fries. Can you believe that? That's insane. Thank you so much for listening to our Olympic coverage.

I'm going to be excited to see we're providing coverage for the Olympics. I don't know what else to call this. We'll be watching alongside seeing who does what. Someone's getting a medal. And that someone is me because I've been feeling the vibes and I feel real good about my whole list. It sucks that Gavin's going to win this thing.

Yeah, no, there's no way. Like like we it's not like there was good thought put into this, but you know, there was thought it's the thing where like a squid picks the like like March Madness and they get like farther than everyone else. You know what I mean? And it's just sort of Gavin just had a plan and well, we'll see. I played a squid game. Do we do a follow up video after the Olympics or something?

Oh, absolutely. Yeah, we'll have to. Yeah, we'll talk about it. Yeah. Okay. Let us know. Watch like watch this. You have the lines.

Make your own picks on your over under. The community can put something together and you guys can see where you stack up against all of our picks. Is there someone out there picking over for every single one to counterbalance Gaff? I did that last Olympics. It went well. Oh my God.

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