F**kface - Hot Dog Math // Gavin vs Andrew [15]

Episode Date: August 21, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's intro, Hot Dog math, sogs, Josh Hartnett single word title, Halloween H20, M Night Shyamalan, Geoff's movie soda, doing stuff in twos, Borderlands supplemental, movies that didn't come together, Andrew's livestream, Mario Party stream, Rock Band speedrun, Gavin's lifehack, engagement ring, Olympics update, and who is fastest. Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/face Go to http://regulatreon.com/ Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Summers here, and you can now get almost anything you need delivered with uber eats What do we mean by almost you can't get a well-groomed lawn delivered? But you can get chicken parmesan delivered sunshine no some wine yes get almost almost anything delivered with uber eats order now alcohol in select markets the after details Hello and welcome to the regulation podcast it is episode 15 I am joined as always by Jeff Ramsey Gavin free Nick Schwartz and Eric Badoor. How's everybody doing? That was a great intro Andrew. I'm doing much better now. He caught me in that little exercises Yeah, you just want to do it with the vocal exercise everybody quiet. Okay, Eric needs the floor

You inspired me with the vocal exercise. Everybody quiet! Eric needs the floor! Andrew, how many hot dogs does the moon weigh? Oh you immediately you thought once again You're trying to catch me in a Gavin move of I'm not trying to get you This is the first thing I have notes from last time that is what fair enough. What's going on fair enough We typically do it before we record and we didn't didn't do that time. That's fair. I believe that I got it Eric I got the hot dog math. Let me put it in the chat. Right here, I screenshot it. I did my due diligence. I counted, I rounded. I analyzed some dogs, corn dogs, and hot dogs. You counted and rounded.

We did all the math. Here is my hot dog math. You can tell me, Gavin, over or under My overall thing. Oh, I have to remember that okay. Yeah, well you're the hot dog What the fuck for you? So this also says songs 40 dogs 400 dogs 50 pants 4000 dogs 500 pounds 40,000 dogs is 5,000 pounds

For a bit of a lot. I ended up with a five five quadrillion pounds dog way low I think I'm pretty sure I'll go back in the lab. I'm gonna keep on this how wise okay, you've written socks you've underlined one of the results I Want to see can I see some of your work from school and how it was marked I guess you were homeschooled, right? No, I listen. I'm sure I got some elementary reports around I can find Which would you have a specific subject you'd like to see math. Maths. See, I always hated math because I had to show the work. And I just thought that was dumb.

This is wasting everybody's time. Just let me put the number down. If the number is right, just accept it. Just be happy with it. Why do we got to show all this research? That's a good point, Andrew. It's not like you had to show how you read the word. You know, it's like first I started with the letter M

and I read that as in my head and I said, ah, and then I put in that. And then I added a T and H, which made a different sound than just a T. So it was like a. So I put it all together with math. Like we don't do that. No. And I get the idea being you're establishing that you understand the concepts correctly. But I just felt like we're wasting everybody's time. Why am I showing this? Just take the number.

Wrong. What's wrong? The number. What? Oh, yeah. My numbers are. Number back. Great, though. Fucking nailed it. Number is right. Immediately. What was wrong? What you did? Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely absolutely I remember this being a big issue with division especially

I was ahead of the curve when it came to division of fourth grade I was top of my class when it came to getting the concept of division dividing since third grade I you know listen it just fourth grade was when we were learned we were taught division and I just I don't know. It came natural to me. I was really good at it. And it used to annoy me that I would finish ahead of everybody else. But I still have to show the work every time. Let me put the number down.

It's not hard. But surely sometimes you did need to write it out to figure it out. I mean, it was really basic division and great force. And now some of it was just like you just do in your head. Why am I having to write out this basic equation? Would we waste an ink or waste of paper? What are we doing? This is reminded me of a moment from school when I was in maths and I was sitting next to my friend and we had to plot some stuff on a graph.

And to do that, we had to pick some arbitrary thing like. I think I picked like Jimmy ran 10 meters in 500 seconds or whatever. And my friend was like, she was struggling to pick something. So we called the teacher over. He's like, I don't really know what to do. And the teacher's like, well, what do you think you want to put as that? And he said, well, I don't care, really. As if to say, I don't mind.

And the teacher went, well, you should care and sent him out. He was gone for the rest of the lesson. And I was so unjust. He just kicked off for no reason. Do you think he still thinks about that? No, I bet. I bet he doesn't. He would have been sitting next to him and then I would suddenly like hear what sounded like someone pouring water on a book. And it was he used to get nosebleeds all the time. It was just suddenly so much blood. I love unlocking a memory. I haven't thought about that in probably two decades.

That's great. I had that with Josh Hartnett movies today. I was doing a thing where I had to remember Josh Hartnett movies. And they gave you a nosebleed? No, it just did unlock Josh Hartnett memories. I didn't know I had. I forgot the Black Dahlia movie was a thing. I was really struggling to think of a Josh Hartnett one word movie. And as a trap through. Yeah, I put in trapped and I was so fucking mad.

It was what prevented me from a perfect game. They put in trapped instead of trap. I felt like an idiot. Oh, real dumb. But it did. It brought me. I laughed really hard at. I never thought about how funny Halloween H2O's title is because I've never like seen it written out like it is

so clearly like they had an argument of what it should be called. And it's just to look at Halloween, the title, the full title Halloween H2O in brackets 20 years later. They're like somebody was like nobody's going to get what H2O means. They're going to think it's water. They're not going to get his 20 years after the first one. We have to really elaborate. It is so unnecessary how large that title is.

Does water come into the plot? I don't think so. No, I don't think so. Not that I remember. Just because the whole title is Halloween H2O colon 20 years later. Yes. So no, there's't have anything to do with it. Why didn't they just call it H20? I don't what I then I think it sort of loses the punch of H2O, don't you think? Well, H2O is completely irrelevant.

Right. That's I think we might be saying the same thing. I agree with you. All right. It's a bad time Can you name another Josh Hartnett single word title inside a trap couldn't do it? I felt like I was going not two words the Oh Oppenheimer duh, I didn't see Oppenheimer so that that don't wait. I missed that one that was that was the top answer

Hey, you're pretty good in the circ you're gonna become my phone a friend now what I I'm just thinking about what I saw with a minute. You know just don't you know did you see trap? Did you watch it or no? No, okay? Is it out? Yeah, I wasn't sure if it came out yet. I guess came out on Friday didn't it I? Think it was either last week or this week. Two weeks ago? Came out two weeks ago? At the time of this recording it might have been out of two weeks ago. Maybe. That movie made no money then. I didn't know nobody's talking about Trap. I

Really wanted it too. I was mad when you got it as low as you did. I was like I thought this would go higher I mean, I just saw Trap. That's why I mean, that's why I got trap. Oh you watched it. Yeah Can I have to oh my god, what's this conversation about? I don't I trap apparently. I don't know what happened What do you mean? What is what? Elaborate Gavin. What are you confused about? Well, didn't you already know that he'd seen it? Didn't he just say that? Why I wasn't sure if he was kidding. That's just confirming. Yeah, I'm kind of like, I'm like the original prankster of this podcast. I'm like, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because I know Eric hates him. Night Shyamalan. No, he's not an M.

Night guy. So I hate hate. Just hates a strong word, but I might feel it more strongly after watching. See, I just that might be on me. That's how I felt. You felt. So I just got caught me off guard. So I was like, oh, what? Really? You saw that? I have two questions. Two questions about traps.

Spoilers for anybody that cares about trap. I'm curious about the twist. OK, when I saw the trailer. I had a thought I had two thoughts one Does it turn out that he is not the intended killer that they're trying to trap no Okay, well never mind. That was I thought I cracked the code when I watched that trailer. I was like I think it's the guy that he's got in his basement Yeah, that that's what everyone said they're like oh, I bet it's like his daughter. No. It's him the whole time Is he a ghost nope? Oh, let's be out Is he a lady in a lake nope is he an alien it really like doesn't have a twist.

Is he a plant? That's the twist. It is. I mean, I'll tell I'm not going to like spoil the whole thing or whatever. The first two thirds of that movie are stellar. They are so good. I was like gripped. Edge of my seat was like out loud going like, holy shit, I really like this movie.

There is something that happens two thirds of the way through that movie, like at the beginning of like the third act that take it off a cliff so hard. I don't know that I can recommend the movie to people. I can't wait to watch it now. So do you think if I left two thirds of the way in, would I come away thinking, man, that was good?

I would, and you would go like, man, I wonder what happens. It's what happens sucks so much shit and it's fucking stupid in a way that makes you go, what was the point of this? It's such a bummer because I love the premise and Josh Hartnett is so good and it just falls off a cliff. It's stunning. It's staggering. and it just falls off a cliff. It's stunning. It's staggering. It's like you just go,

I've never been tricked by another human being on earth more than M. Night Shyamalan. Like in my life. But not in the way he wants to trick you. No, no, in a way where I go, dude, this might be the one. And you watch it, you go, holy shit, dude, he did it. And then you keep watching it and you go, mother, this motherfucker did it again. And then you like, it and you go, this motherfucker did it again.

And then you'll watch a movie like The Visit begrudgingly because you're like, I'm not falling for another M. Night Shyamalan movie, he's done this to me before. And then you watch it and it's fucking awesome, start to finish and you go, oh, he's back. That's a great movie. That's a, The Visit's a great movie. He tricks people, like the stuff with The Visit,

where it's like, man, he did this for no money, pretty cool. Dude. I think you're in that village, Jeff. I think you're getting tricked by the world around you. You call it a village. The Village was not a good movie. I know, I saw it in the theater.

The Visit was a good movie. Oh, see, I was hearing The Village. That was saying it. No, I'll give a shit about The Village, where the enemy was a hole in the ground no the visit I was about a girl who goes to visit her grandmother and grandfather What about what about the happening you guys big happening heads? I never saw I It's weird. It's a weird watch. I watched it recently probably like four months ago

It has the it has the funniest scene in it where? Mark Wahlberg negotiates with a house plant. And then he goes up to it and then touches it. He goes, oh, fake. It's a fake house plant. And you go, what are we doing with our time? This is a waste of my time. That's the one where they had the meme where he goes, what? No.

Yeah, yes, yes, yes. Increasingly slowed down every time. I've seen that one million times. I've never seen a second of the movie though Yeah, what's interesting? About that is it it is all on Mark Wahlberg because I watch signs and then I will or I watched the happening and then I watch signs and Signs has so many identical shots to the happening where it just feels uncomfortable and the cameras kind of floating while the character looks absently. And it works with Mel Gibson and it does not translate at all

with Mark Walberg. Mark Walberg. It just comes off very awkward and dumb where there is something with Mel Gibson where it feels more like this character is puzzled and or troubled by what is happening. Nick, as takes about science Signs is a good movie and it's enjoyable until you really think about what the weakness of the aliens is being water and They came to a planet. That's mostly water. This like 90% water, right?

I know we all mocked them for that. Imagine how embarrassed they were when they realized that. They clearly didn't know. It's a good point. Can you imagine if they walked by the party and it was raining during the party? It's like, well, move me over. It's like when you go to the doctor to get a procedure and they go, are you allergic to penicillin? And you go, let's find out. I don't know. Maybe aliens were like, what do you think that blue shit is?

And I don't know. Let's find out. I don't like it aliens were like what do you think that blue shit is like? Don't like it I Would like to imagine it was like interstellar where they shot like pods to like 15 planets to determine the best one And there's just one guy they blame. There's like fuck Roy did not All the scanner Roy your bullshit. We all died Also, it doesn't matter what they do in that fucking cornfield town that they live in to fight those aliens back. They're just going to all hang out in the desert in like numbers of billions, and we'll just never be able to go to the desert again.

Yeah, that's a great point. Yeah. Do you think? Hell, yeah. That super soakers had an increase in sales after that movie came out. If the movie had been better, I bet they would have. A lot of people saw that people like science. Yeah, they love it. People, the science is like movie. So well received film.

It was a decently received film. I think if we looked at it critically, I think people liked it at the time. Didn't War of the Worlds also have aliens that couldn't live on Earth? Yes. Yes. Because that was germs. Yeah, germs yeah germs germs killed the aliens in that one It's the same thing that happens to me when I go to Austin. It's I get Acclimated for all these sick people man While we're while we're talking about movies

I have an in a bit of an embarrassing, one of the more embarrassing things that's happened to me, and in my memory, unfortunately, happened to me the other day at a movie. I took Millie, we went and saw Deadpool versus Wolverine, or Deadpool and Wolverine, I don't even know what the movie's called, Deadpool, Wolverine, which by the way, a pretty good movie. I enjoyed it up until the part where I don't even know what the movie is called. Deadpool, Kamel, Wolverine. And which, by the way, a pretty good movie.

I enjoyed it up until the part where I couldn't pay attention to the movie anymore because I had my head in my hands for 90 minutes. But what happened? Well, Millie and I went I booked the tickets late. So we were only had like two. They only had like two seats in the second row, like in the middle. So we were like right up on it, which is fine,

except it's a big theater at Alamo, is it Mueller? And so like there's a bunch of rows behind us. And we were like an hour in, and you know, it's been hot lately, so I've been thirsty. And so I ordered a Diet Coke. And if you get the Alamo Draft House, for people who aren't familiar with the Alamo Draft House, you get a soda that's somewhere larger than a plastic Pizza Hut cup, but smaller than a gherpler

It's like it's a 20 plus ounces of soda will come at you in this in this plastic cup though And so I downed one knowing I'd not probably have to piss three times in the movie But I didn't care I was so thirsty and then I decided I wanted more and so I got a refill because hey you can Do that the Alma draft house and the guy came and he dropped my soda off and I'm sitting there watching the movie, but I didn't care, I was so thirsty. And then I decided I wanted more, and so I got a refill, because hey, you can do that at the Alman-Draff House. And the guy came and he dropped my soda off, and I'm sitting there watching the movie. And you know the part where they go underground, and he meets, I don't wanna spoil this movie for anybody,

but he meets the other cast of characters on that desolate planet, and they start to introduce each other? Well, right about when that happens, when he's meeting the one dude that wears sunglasses, I, I set my drink. I took a drink sip of my drink with straw and I set it down on the table in front of me flat.

But for some reason, it turned to the right and started to tip. And as loud as I've ever said anything in my entire life, because it was pure reaction, I said, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I tried to grab it with my right hand that had just set it down. And instead I punched it into my neighbor's lap. And it was full.

And it was a guy sitting next to me in a pair of shorts an adult man on a date with his wife or girlfriend with just a pair of khaki shorts on and I dumped somewhere between 20 and 30 ounces of water 20 to 30 ounces of Diet Coke directly into his lap, and then the cup bounced off his dick and hit the ground, and went, ka-toka-toka-toka-toka-toka-toka. And the entire theater went, oh, and not because of the movie. And then Millie goes, oh, and then she started laughing as loud as a human being can laugh.

And she did it for 10 straight minutes. And I looked at the guy and he looked at me and I just had some napkins and I put them in his lap. And then I realized I was trying to sop up a guy's dick with napkins and I'm like, here, and I just pushed him in his hand and he's like, I got it. And then I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, I don't know what happened.

I'm so, so, so, and I'm just speaking at full volume because what else are you gonna do? Like the whole theater stops to let us have this exchange. No, nothing's happening on the screen anyway. It doesn't matter. And so I've got like 180 people watching this conversation. And I'm like, I'm so fucking sorry. Please let me buy your dinner.

Let me buy your drinks. Can I buy you a beer or something? I'll get you tickets. And he's like, nah, man, it's okay. And he's trying to be nice about it, but he's sitting in a puddle On those leather so those faux leather seats And how much to the movies left at this point 90 minutes? I just love the idea of him like eventually reclining his

Here like a shitload of like a waterfall coming off the back. He never did I just gave him all my napkins and I apologized profusely and he smiled and his wife said it was okay and they were nice. And then I just put my head in my hands for the next 90 minutes. I listened to most of the movie. I watched a little bit of it every once in a while I'd look up. But mostly I just like sat there with my head and my hands horrified. And then I thought like, I can't leave before him. I have to have a conversation with him after, I have to make another opportunity to buy his tickets

or pay for his dinner or pay for dry cleaning or something, you know, like, I don't know. And that motherfucker and his wife, they're the kind of people that sit through the credits. And I had to pee so fucking badly and Millie had to pee so badly. And we just sat there through the entire credits with the lights on at that point because they were watching him and having a conversation. And then when it was finally done and then they had the post credit scene,

I was able to turn to him and apologize again. And he was lovely and very nice and he was dry at that point. And I just got the fuck out of there, but I'm never going to a movie again. Yeah, you got to figure out. What did you put the drink on? Just the table, man. I don't know what it hit a pencil or an ice cube. I wasn't aware of or I just or I'm just stupid because I was watching a movie

and putting a drink down at the same time Regardless, however, I did it it tipped and I punched it into his lap Just like right into it like you couldn't have Like you couldn't have done it more offensively Like I really love I want people to go back and listen to the way you describe putting a drink down where you Tried to get all of your Guiltiness off of you. Yeah. I put down a soda the normal way flat style Regular normal on a flat surface and nothing was weird and it was normal and regular

And then a gentle ghost came in and spilled the drink. You wish. It's clearly I fucked up somehow. I just don't know how I, I don't know what I hit or how I put it down wrong that made it do that. But it was definitely me who punched it into his lap trying to recover and going, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like that at fucking full volume I think

you need to be a camelback drink guy at the show to avoid that in the future I think you just got a high one of the re yeah with Andrew and you should start being a camelback drink guy you need the thing that scares me about this I'm not gonna do that but the thing that scares me about this is I've been doing shit and twos lately like when I shit my pants last time I shit my pants twice when I pulled the

Fucking thing out of the out of the gas pump. I did it twice So I'm just going to avoid going to the movies for a long time from here on out because I'm so scared I'm gonna do it again to somebody you should actually have to legally wear that camel But it's it's like's it's a bright community service. Yeah, like a warning like you're you're sitting next to a guy that doesn't know how to put a drink down. It'd be like a beacon in a dark

theater. I as a forty nine year old man wanted to cry in public because I felt embarrassed and bad that I had inconvenienced a complete fucking stranger and his wife who were clearly on a date. And I don't know what was supposed to happen after the movie, but a clothes change was now involved. And I just feel like such an asshole. Such an asshole. It's just... it's unpleasant being sticky.

And to have to be sticky when it's not your fault. And to have to be sticky when it's not your fault for so long. Like if I had done it to him in the last act, you know, like 15 minutes to go, you're like, ah, that sucks. But we were, like there was most of the movie left. It was a two and a half hour movie movie and we were like an hour in maybe.

I'm going to be honest if I was Milly I probably would have just left you. I would have just walked out I think. Yeah I couldn't handle it. I feel like I would have I would have walked out if I was Jeff I would have been like oh I'm going to get you some napkins and I never would have come back. I can't be. Dude I would have gone to my grave. Millie laughing for like 10 minutes straight. Just to me, if there was any doubt proves

that she is your daughter and there's no two ways about it. Oh yeah, no, it was the, it was the highlight of her week for sure. Could you imagine if you went to a movie, you and Gavin, and Gavin did what you are describing, you would have not stopped laughing through the entire film, Jeff. I would have stood up and pointed at him while I laughed.

Are you kidding? Oh my God, he better hope that never fucking happens around me because I will make it the worst day of his life already. It already is. And I'm just going to I'm going to triple down on that. Yeah, no, there's no way I deserve all I deserve all of the Millie laughter. And I don't blame her.

I would have done the same thing to her. I like that there were three people in that movie theater, not watching the movie for different reasons. Yeah, here at the regulation podcast, so much of what we do is heightened by each other. Like I couldn't imagine doing this with any other group of people. They constantly elevate whatever is happening. I love Jeff and Eric and Nick and Gavin so much.

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Not many. I think maybe just this one. It might just be this. Eric and I were talking about it yesterday. I kind of want to do a supplemental piece. Have we all played Borderlands? Yeah, no. Yeah. You never played a cabin.

That's interesting. I think I played it once. Didn't we do a playthrough at Achievement Hunter that was all melee? No weapons. Were you not in that? No. Oh, OK. I feel like with the games, they's such an established of like, OK,

if you're going to if you're going to turn this into a movie, what do you need to do? I think would be fun if we did a supplemental that was like we are regulation productions and we've been assigned to make a Borderlands movie. What are the things that we feel are musts? If you're going to try to adapt this and then eventually watching the movie and seeing how many of those are actually in the film. Oh, talking about this. This is what I was saying when we were doing a gameplay earlier

that Andrew had a great idea. Yeah. A supplemental piece. Here's here's the way that I really see it going. We play the game for a little while. That's a gameplay. Then we do a draft of things that like, essentially like we're filling 50 or whatever, empty slots of what we think need to be

in a Borderlands movie. And then from that, we get randomly generated bingo cards. And then we watch the movie and play bingo on Borderlands, hoping that the things that we think need to be in the movie are in the Borderlands movie. That, that I think would be so fun. Maybe it's not even like making a bingo line, maybe it's just like getting as many as you can.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It might be hard to come up with that many prompts that are good. This is a really interesting idea. This is a really interesting idea It's a really interesting idea. I like this a lot How do you think we could get enough of the story if we played I assume we'd have to play Borderlands 1 Because that would be parody with the movie I would assume so Do we have to do you think an hour of gameplay would be enough for us?

Yeah, maybe not Gavin because he hasn't played it. But I think we've all probably played multiple borderlands outside of Gavin. Yeah. Have like a one hour refresher of the first game. And then just to be like, this is this is what they need to hit. I've like seven things in my head immediately when I started thinking about it. I've like, oh yeah, you got to do certain things. And I am not convinced the movie did any of them. I'm trying to avoid as much info as possible about the movie until we do this,

because I just think it would be a fun to go in as blind as I can. I think I'll be the Borderlands more than Borderlands. Yeah. Whose movie is that? That's a weird thing to answer, because it was originally directed by Eli Roth. But then he got replaced by Tim Miller for the reshoots but it's credited as an Eli Roth movie who's got it in our group I'm looking right now oh guys guys I got an idea for a supplemental we do a thing where we try

to see who can see the movie the most times. Oh shit! Yeah, with their own money. And we do it for Deadpool Wolverine in honor of Jeff Spill. Guys, wouldn't it be so fun as a community to see who could do the regulation most times seeing the Borderlands movie? Who wants to be the regulation claptrap. Throw it out to the audience. And while you're doing that, why don't you lasso up a seat for Horizon, an American saga part one? First, you got to lasso Horizon part one, bring it back to the theaters. Oh, I'm sure it's some theater somewhere.

I still played in Oklahoma, I bet. Speaking of M. Night Shyamalan, this is another thing I brought up to Eric that he suggested. I bring up here. What is a movie? You know, like when you are going to make a dinner, you're excited about and like you prep everything and it's sort of like maybe fancier than you normally would. You go all out and then you fucking burn it. And it's just like, this is ruined. Like you had all the pieces of what should be a delicious dinner,

but it's just fucked. What is the movie equivalent of that for you? Because I just watched Glass. Oh, and I was so excited about it because I think Unbreakable is such a cool movie. And there's all this buildup. They got all the actors back. They got everything on paper you would need for a great movie, a continuation of Unbreakable.

And it is just one of the most disappointing films I've seen. And I have the perfect answer for that. I'm copying the movie image right now. So funny you asked that I was thinking about this movie just the other day. Really, Nick, you think Alien three was close to being great. It could have been. Envy. Envy with Ben Stiller and Jack Black came out right when they were both exploding in popularity and it was buried immediately in this movie.

One of the two, I think Ben Stiller creates a thing called Vapourizer, which is an aerosol you spray on dog shit and it makes it go away. And then I think Jack Black tries to Steal it from him or something and it's them versus each other It should be hilarious when they're both like at the top of their comedic chops at the time and it was such utter shit It was buried immediately and they tried to keep it from coming out at all. I Remember seeing that in theaters and not enjoying it as a child Everything you need to make a funny movie.

Jack Black, Ben Stiller, dog shit. Surely, though, you can tell that it's shit at the read through. I don't know how bad movies make it past the table read. It's a great question. I guess it depends, right? There's got to be so much money involved that they go, well, all there's all this money involved. We got to just do it. I Guess and then there's bad direction. It's just bad direction There's good scripts that get directed poorly

But I think there's also a little bit of hubris to you know Like once you get to a certain level and I'm not saying either these two dudes had this because it was early in their career But I think there's one once you get to a certain level you look at a script and you go You know what? I'm good enough to make this work. Yeah, I'll just act the shit out of it, you know, like I feel like the first expendables movie sucks, but the script was never good. And the problem is ultimately you can't see anything that's happening in that movie and it's shot really poorly, which is not something you would know in the table. Read how. Wait, how can you see it?

It's just as everything is dark and it's so like quickly edited, like all of the action choreography is terrible in it where they're just cutting constantly. So you just have no sense of what's happening. But by the way, Rachel Weiss, Christopher Walken and Amy Poehler were all also in that movie movie. Whoa, really? Hell of a. Even her had to have been bad because I have a distinct memory of seeing that in theaters and

Thinking that was not great and that is all I remember about it. I got another one while we're at it I can oh, yeah, what is it? Hold on something? Let me look at it Can't think of the name of it off top my head. I couldn't think of anything more than glass for me Gavin do you have one a movie though? Isn't that where we had the whole conversation about the tuxedo. You think the tuxedo on paper would have been perfect? But they botched it somewhere about Beverly Hills Cop 3. Beverly Hills Cop 3 is a great movie. You guys are getting into this on here.

This is so funny. I don't know why I just do it. He seems to be saying he's seen all the Beverly Hills cops. He thinks the. This is so funny. I don't know what he's doing. He seems to be saying he's seen all the Beverly Hills cops. And he thinks the action three is the best. I don't think you've seen them. I've seen them. What do you want from me? I think it's like when you were talking, you were giving me my name. I asked you to name a better, better action scene from you. The only ones I'm waiting. I'm waiting for a real thing. Wait, wait. So what was, what did you ask for? I asked you to name a better action scene from either of the first two films then there's one three and yeah

I'm still waiting and I said the mansion scene and one and the cement truck it to Mansion, what do you think the mansion is good? Okay. What about the opening scene in one? He's in the truck. They're smashing the place up shit get smashed. Yeah, they're driving around So what scene is better in three? I just, the film as a whole, I think is better. You've never seen a shot like that. He doesn't know what you're talking about. Here's another one that I actually have seen.

Oh yeah! Screwed with Norm MacDonald, Dave Chappelle, Danny DeVito, and Sarah Silverman. A fake kidnapping movie. How is that a shitty movie? I challenge you to finish the film. As one of the world's biggest Norm MacDonald fans, and lucky enough to have an autograph of Norm MacDonald that Andrew got me, one of my prized possessions,

I have never finished the film. It's not possible. It sounds like we've got some contenders for some new watch-alongs. You don't think I know about Beverly Hills Cop? The man is in Beverly Hills. Okay, tell me what you've read on Wikipedia in the last two minutes. Go on. Ask me any question about Beverly Hills Cop. Alright, who was not in three that was in one and two?

Ask me any other question about Beverly Hills Cop. Okay, which character from one wasn't in two but came back for three? The the the art dealer lady. No, she really. Fuck. Who is in what? Who else would have been one that isn't in two? I'm going to be honest.

I hadn't seen it when I made the comment in the slack and I tried to watch it all to catch your year. Such a man is dude. Because I'm just I'm trying to get back at Gavin because I have some some like playful Gavin beef recently. I feel like this is a thing I could get with him. And so I was trying I watched Beverly Hills Cop one in its entirety. Last night, I ran out of time.

Solid move on the second one. And the art dealer ladies, the only person so far that was in the first that wasn't in the second. Oh, because the the Jeffrey guy, I'm blanking his name from aliens. He's back and wanted to pull riser. Yeah. Is the sheriff the guy the he's back. How about Bronson Pinchot?

Was he into I can't remember. I think he is, though. I think so. No, no. Who's who's he? Who's who's Bronson? He played. He plays.

Baldy Bartok Amuse. Goodbye. Perfect Strangers. Baldy. He played he plays out the Bartok amuse. Yeah, but perfect strangers I'm bad at character names. He was the funniest part of the first movie He's the guy who was at the restaurant with the wacky Address and the wacky accent and actually oh Out of here, and he's like no you I cannot get the fuck out of here Espresso with a hint of lime they back They dragged him back out for the third one and they bring him back to the third.

Yeah. They tried to make him do the same shit, but apparently I read this in the trivia. Apparently Eddie Murphy was so depressed how shit the movie was that he didn't, he wasn't even there for that scene. So there's a whole scene where they're doing like, I guess, try to do all that ad lib stuff again, except he's just ad libbing with the director. And then they had to shoot Eddie Murphy. It seeing that last night really took the sales out of Jeremy Piven and rush hour to it just didn't made it feel like what he was doing there is a lesser of what was being done. Beverly Hills cop one that character. up on that character. They had no idea what to expect when he did that character.

They were like, just do a vaguely European accent. And he just made that up on the spot. And they were like it was like it supposedly was one of the hardest scenes they've ever liked to film to get through in the whole movie because they nobody could keep a straight face to them. I am enjoying too. I didn't realize it was a Tony Scott movie till the credits obviously in the beginning Number number three is definitely not a Tony Scott movie. No, he tapped out at two. I'm excited to see three I honestly the reason why I said it is because you're so annoyed that I like the most recent matrix the most out of all

Of them I was trying to tap into that again. Well, that is annoying But that that's just factual. What's your playful Gavin beef that you have going? What's oh, let's talk about playful Gavin. Yeah, please. I had to host a live stream the other week. Last year, yeah, I had to host a live stream because Nick and Eric were away. And it was a disaster. Tried my best.

I was trying to make it work. I had video on one feed. I had audio on the other feed. I was flipping around. Gavin is saying, yeah, this isn't working. That's not working. He has no solutions. The man has no idea. I'm not freaking.

I don't have OBS open. I don't know what you're fumbling around with. And my main beef, the whole reason I went in with the... Well, this isn't beef. I didn't have beef. My main issue is that you showed up at five at four fifty eight. Because you have the bell dumb. We talked about why. Yeah.

I'd listen. That was an unexpected thing. My stomach was upset. That's through off my whole calendar. That was the beginning of it not going well. We need to go back to the previous day, though, where I said, I don't know what I'm doing. It was the three us and it was like who's gonna stream and I said, I don't know what I'm doing meanwhile, Jeff is streaming every day and Gavin's done a few streams

I'm the only one who doesn't stream and I'm like, hey, I'll do it I'll try but I don't know what I'm doing more than both of us you played Oh, I know what do you mean? What do you mean you Donkey Kong? Do you did hey? I only know how to stream on my PlayStation I can't do I only know how to stream on my Xbox where there's no other audio feeds I've only streamed from my pinball machine That's Nick Nick. We have jobs for life. We're set. This is great Eric That's Nick Nick Nick we have jobs for life. We're set. This is great Eric Gavin was pointing pointing. Hey your audio is off. This is off your vit. Hey, this is broken

Why don't you do this? I was really in what was being said of the chat was very clear It just in case you didn't know what wasn't working and no I knew what it was Streams more than two minutes before it starts. I did- okay, first of all, you're gonna tell me- He had a butthole problem though. You're gonna tell me- He had a butthole problem, but he sat down with his butthole about probably ten minutes too. Why don't we have a test about twenty minutes earlier? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, You're gonna tell me that? You're gonna say that to me right now? I don't know why there's applause because you were the one who had to be hosting.

And if it's not something you're comfortable with, let's all get together about 4.30 and just make sure everything's all right. Well, based on the feedback you had, you wouldn't have helped anyway. You had no solutions. What do you mean, I don't know what I was saying with this fricking, the audio's too loud or too low.

I don't know. Yeah, I know that. I'm aware of that. We know the same thing. You're dealing with it in Discord. Does that even affect OBS? I don't know. Yeah, I know that I'm aware of that. We know the same thing with their discord. Does that even affect OBS? I don't know. I have no idea either. I have no clue. Gavin is telling me all the things I know are broken. Nick, never leave. I love that this.

Gavin is factually correct, but what he is leaving out is the snickering and the laughing and no, no, he's not. He was doing the entire time. What you're saying, like what Gavin is saying is absolutely factually correct. What isn't coming through here is it without even watching it. I know what it is. It's Andrew trying to fix it, feeling so flustered because he doesn't know how to fix it but trying to and Gavin just goes and then Gavin goes sounds low Before we started I said Nick if their audios messed up, how do I fix it? He's like you can increase it and discord and so when people are complaining about it I started raising it discord and then Gavin saying what you saying, WHAT'S YOU DOING IN DISCORD FOR?

WHAT SHOULD WE ON THE OBS? I was asking, does what you do in Discord even get reflected in OBS? That's not what you asked, it was never phrased as a question, it was always a statement of what are you doing. Gavin is retelling this so helpfully. Oh absolutely Zero I described it later as it was like I was drowning and he said hey you're drowning and it's like yeah Could you help are you gonna help? Hey, don't drown

Yeah, I equated it afterwards. I posted a picture of a car that crashed into a lamppost with the quote. You can't park there mate picture of a car that crashed into a lamppost with the quote, You can't park there, mate. It was a disaster. We made it through. I think I was I was a bit minjee at how late we got started and we only streamed for one hour a week. You think we should probably get it in order. So I was just worried that we were going to have an hour of crap.

And instead, we had a hilarious hour of you two arguing while I sat back and watch. And I would have been there, but I had an hour of crap, Gavin. I tried. And if any of you fucks would have been willing to take it on, we would have had an alternate option. Well, we need to know this. You didn't say anything. If you had an hour of crap, how about a little message in Slack saying, hey, my asshole's exploded.

I was exploding. Get on Slack and tell us. We're there at 4.58 wondering where you are. You've said nothing. You've said nothing. I will say we were a little, we were sweating a little bit. It was a little nerve wracking.

I was sweating. And I am a person who was afflicted with terrible doo doo all day long every day. I've already taken four shits today, but I shit with my butt. I could use my hands to type all even the worst poop. I could probably still be like, I've kept people informed. I'm going to be late because of shit. I feel like I was late to a game play because I wasn't clean. Yeah, it's true.

You were late to a game play because you had a dirty butt. I remember. Yeah, I had to do like two curtsy flushes to get it all off Here I agree. It would have been better if I was there earlier completely or if you told us Doesn't matter that is today someone else had a whole day dream What do you mean? I had a whole day? What the day before it doesn't matter. We're circling around things I'm annoyed at Gavin playfully. I'm not really You're insane Respectfully playful respectfully the next day. It's a nice day I

Hear oh guess who's streaming guess who's got a stream set up Charge I check Gavin stream this Guess who's streaming? Guess who's got a stream set up? They're all of a sudden leading charge. I checked Gavin's stream. This motherfucker has got four different camera feeds. Four camera feeds. I'm trying to run one camera in audio. He's got four feeds. He's talking about re-rigging pinball machines

to make it optimal for streaming. He's the about re-rigging pinball machines to make it optimal for streaming. He's the streaming wizard! He's streaming all over! It took me freaking ages! And I didn't decide to do it two minutes before I started. There was tons of prep! I didn't decide to do it two minutes before I started either! I decided what neither of you were willing to do it!

And then I tried to prep for it And it didn't work and you're like, I don't know. I don't know how any of this works next day I'm still learning listen To be fair Andrew I did consider hopping in and trying to take over the stream But this just seemed a lot funnier and so that from a four feet from a producer standpoint I felt like it made more sense to let you guys flounder I respect that completely and then you floundered in a different way on a thing we did later And it was funny to see your approach to floundering as what did I flounder on the Mario Party stream? Oh my

Oh my god, fuck me. I've got tell this story Wait, what happened with that? I wasn't, I unfortunately wasn't there. What happened? Nothing. It was fine. We had a great stream. That's not what I'm hearing. I hear you're floundering. What's going on? Days before, someone, I think Andrew was ahead of the game. He was saying, everyone needs to be wired into your Switch, right? Because of the way it does these lobbies. Every, every, if people are on Wi-Fi, they'll drop out. It's a pain in the ass.

So we're all like figuring out like, oh, the older docs don't have Ethernet. So we have to get USB adapters. But I have a new doc that does have Ethernet straight into it. So I was good. I don't need my old adapter. So I brought it all the way to boat day and I brought it on the boat. I handed it over to Jeff. We go back. Jeff's dropping out of the game left and right. Discover he's put the USB to ethernet adapter in his switch dock.

He's put in an ethernet cable into that and connected the other end of the ethernet cable into a Wi-Fi extender, which is the best I can do because all of my computer setup is upstairs 150 feet away, but you're still on Wi-Fi But at least I'm connected to a single Second how can it not be fast enough when I have? 800 down and the same fucking room and 900 up. How is it not fast enough? The audio, the gameplay audio was slugging the entire time.

Yeah. How is it not fast enough? That was a gigabit internet connection, five gigabit internet connection, not fast enough. It's fucking bull shit. Two words, dropped packets. So you've got the speed, but it's unstable. Correct. Jeff dropped out like five or six times.

Well, I'm sorry that I can't reconfigure my entire house from a two-story home to a one-story home. I set up a fucking computer downstairs in my living room where my internet connection is. I could have given you like a 50-meter ethernet cable. Yeah, apology accepted, dude. It's okay. Just, you know Next time I'm sure you can figure something out right hey, you know what step one is showing up for the event You did great man step one of us did an awesome job Arriving at the event one of us did not so yeah, yeah

at the event, one of us did not. So yeah, can you shut the fuck up? It was funny that it didn't really cause any problems. My favorite part, though, was that as Jeff was futzing around, trying to rejoin the game, he accidentally paused. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Jeff's controller died and know how to fix it. And he didn't know if they had another controller. So then he left to get another controller. Then he couldn't figure out how to connect that controller. And in the middle of that futzing, which was like an hour into a three hour recording, I hit my ear.

He turned off his audio. It was a really fun stream recording. Yeah, I caught it and it was awesome. Yeah, that's so cool. An hour later. Yeah. Yeah, I caught it and fixed it. It was awesome. Yeah, that's so cool. An hour later. Yeah. Pfft. That's why we have Craig.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I'm just saying that that was, that was all the issues were on you in a way that I don't think I've seen since we've been doing this. And it was fun to see you flounder. So what I'm saying is put me in charge of streaming. I clearly have it under control. You definitely want me at the helm.

I've certainly established that I also should maintain my status. I just need to go through. I need to do one where I'm hosting with Nick there. And then it will be once I learn what the dials do, I'm fine. I just don't know what anything does. There are dials and I think my setup is not. I think what you said me next talking about what all of them listen there's a slide that goes left it goes right all

the times so negative numbers there's a giant comical switch on the wall electricity is shooting out I don't know my board is shooting blue lights the X on it is blue I don't know what's happening. There's there's four mute buttons on this thing, but there's one mic. I don't know what I'm doing with this. There's five. There's five new buttons and then an angry button on this thing. This is fucking great.

And what does the angry button do? After that makes a bleep. After we stop recording, you should press record and make a tutorial on the go XLR based on what you think everything does. Yeah, that's a great idea. Well it's like you make like you explain streaming to us. Yeah. Yeah.

Most of it makes sense. OK, Mike, I get it. That makes sense. Chat. I'm not certain about that. That feels kind of confusing because chat is text, unless it means chatting as in talking. In which case, would that not be Mike?

Isn't that us? Like, if you turn that down, then we go quiet. OK, that would make sense. And then music feels strangely specific to have a whole slider on. And then system makes sense to me. That's like the what you're the piping in. If you're doing gameplay or whatever, I'd assume that would go there. I still don't know what the angry button does. And I don't know why there's a mic port at the bottom of the mic thing.

This is my favorite segment we've ever done. The headphone jack? No, there's a mic next to the headphone jack. There's a mic jack next to the headphone jack. An XLR jack? No, it's like a 3.5. It's probably for just a different type of mic. Okay. So if I wanted to run like a rock band mic through that, I would do it that way.

Yeah. Try it. Yeah. Yeah. Why would you do that? I've been really into rock band recently. I kind of missed it when it came out. I just bought all of the guitar here on Rock Band Games. Do you do the singing? As always, more of a drum guy. But I was bad at it because I didn't realize you could just hold the foot pedal down

So my leg would cramp up You're like three songs. I Think I'm gonna be a guitar guy though, because it's just the easiest to do at your desk That's I don't think saying would be good. Those games are a lot of fun till you hit your own personal wall and realize You'll never get better and then it gets frustrating as hell I just want to go through the career modes like I'm not trying to like perfect anything or get better times your scores Yes, you don't get times and rock man. They'd be weird Beat the song faster

I beat battery by Metallica in like a minute Dude, I got free bird under two and a half minutes Buckethead in 60 seconds. It's the entire playthrough is just, er, er, er, er, er. Nothing's right. Do you want to hear my life hack? I'd seen my notes.

You've been teasing it. It's a life hack that was pretty good for two weeks and now is a tremendous face so my office right it got a lot of shit in it got multiple computers it's too up so I drilled a hole in the wall and I put all the shit in the in the next room and now my office is nice and cool. You drill the hole in the wall? Yep. See this is why I don't know to drill.

I was going to do irresponsible stuff with you. Okay, so when you say you drill a hole in the wall, I get, okay, I understand. It's just not where my head went when you said it the first time. Okay. What did you think? That you drilled a fucking hole in the wall. That you just got a drill, put it in the wall, and that was it. Oh, for like, for airflow? Yeah, like, like no like you were trying out your new glory hole technology

Just throwing it in like your office like he was Nicholson in the shining with his head There's no hole for the ball so it's no glorious So the computers now are both in the other room with the cables coming back into my office for the monitors And how is that a face? with in the other room with the cables coming back into my office for the monitors. And how is that a face? Because I decided that I want to stream from my pinball machine, which is in that room. And now I'm hotter than ever. Try to play pinball. I'm just sweating all over myself.

I did a street. I did my first stream. And I'm just sweating because I put everything in the same room. I forgot about sorry to just a quick detour with Gavin streaming. I was still very annoyed about all of Gavin's helpful tips during my stream. So I just wrote in his chat, your audio is low. And it brought me so much joy that Gavin took that as a real, real note. And he's like, no, actually, I think it's because I was speaking away from the mic of a history of fading. And then all

the other comments were like, no, the audio is fine. And then Meg said, oh, that was Andrew wrote that. And you're like, oh, I didn't see your name, but I heard the comment. I think you did. Yeah. You heard it and you didn't, you didn, but I heard the comment. I think you did. Yeah, you heard it and you didn't. You didn't register it was for me. So you took it as real, which I didn't anticipate. And I don't think you're I was amused by my fake note.

Oh, well, I'm glad that your stream set up is fucked. Yeah. My office, though. Nice and cool. That's great. That's awesome. I'm glad that your stream set up is fucked. Yeah, my office, though, nice and cool. That's great. That's awesome. I'm glad. How's the oxygen levels? For that, I might need to drill a big hole. I don't mean this as a criticism, but do you live in a 90s arcade? I'm just looking at your floor. You don't like the rug?

Yeah, yeah, I like it a lot. It's just is that the entire floor? Yeah, hell yeah. I like it a lot. It's just, is that the entire floor? Yeah. That's great. Well, I've got pinball machines in there, so I wanted some rug. That's totally, yeah, absolutely. For the audience who can't see it, it's a carpet or rug that looks as it's like a black spacey with bright colorful rings. It looks like a 90s arcade

Carpet it looks like what would be in a movie theater arcade. Yeah, I'll sign up step into it Whoa pixels is what it that's what that carpet says Should we talk about boat day? I'd love to hear about boat day. Yeah, I guess you have enough. I guess this one's going to go long man No, we're going to talk about both. I said what I'm doing next episode. Yeah, what we say about that I have a little thing I talked about that blew my mind. That's really dumb and it's it's obvious This is it. Let me just state this. This is one of those things. I've never really thought about and I think it's insane That this is how this works, but it just it's though. This is a definite me thing I

Just processed I was talking to some people I Never realized that the engagement ring and the wedding ring were two different things and that seems insane That we're buying two rings. We're getting two rings Wait, so you thought it just changed its name? Yeah, no, like I'm with you dude. I just assumed it was all part of the same like you get the ring and then Yeah, had no idea.

Andrew, I'll do you one better. I didn't know until my third marriage. I feel a lot better about this. What the fuck? The first two marriages we just bought a wedding ring. But didn't you wear one? Yeah, it was just bought a wedding ring. But didn't you wear one?

Yeah, it was just like that was it. There was no engagement ring. It was just a wedding ring. I didn't know about the difference between the two. How did you propose? Oh, Christ. Uh, with my mouth. I think I was I think I was proposed to.

I don't remember who can remember. So long ago. But yeah, it wasn't like the first time I proposed was with like a 99 cent ring from a fucking Gumball thing. Oh you Tom Cruise and Mission Impossible 3. No, I was 8 19 20 years old and fucking Alabama It's too bad you weren't Tom Cruise which possible 3 that's way cooler. It's a way better version of that. I agree I'm glad that was the thing where I didn't know if that was like the shift key type thing where to me is like I just learned this and everyone's like, how do you know? I'm always paranoid about this That was not as big of a deal as I thought it was

But you know, it is a big deal Brazil not Brazil Fuck what? Be a country's guy this is not good Jamaica Jamaica gotta go no make it hit the over Jamaica hit the over today oh fuck us beats Serbia oh man the US was down by like 14 there and yeah it was really bad they came back big way big big. I've been enjoying keeping count of all of our medals I've Keep my eyes on Kazakhstan in a way. I never thought I would

They're one away from hitting that over and I think I'm an under on them I think I should have done it the other way around because I start this competition doing really well And I guess we go downhill from there. Just watching you fall apart. It's great Because the minute it starts you have a flawless card what none of us don't yeah, and if you can just ride that high There's joy in that the problem is if you watch the Olympics you're cheering for nobody to ever win a gold medal Which makes it less fun. I want the countries not on the list to win. That's fair Have you seen any countries that that you countries that you're upset about winning? Like you knew that you had the under on, you're like, oh, fuck, that might be a problem.

I haven't seen any Olympics yet. You've missed all the Olympics. Yeah, that's too bad. At all? Yeah, I haven't seen it. Wow. Not a big Olympics guy. That's sad. At all? Yeah, I haven't seen it. Huh? Well, not a big Olympics guy. Never been.

It hasn't been hiding. Remember when I got attacked for being like, wait, you saw a trap after Eric said you saw a trap. Jeff just did it. Just Jeff just did what I saw. I did. 100% did it. In the incredulous, like, did you mean what you just said? That's crazy. It happens. It does. People talk.

Really? Things exchange. Wow. Yeah, I hit up the world cup in the Euros, but Olympics, I leave. Really? You're not like ever an Olympics guy. So this isn't just an off year for you. You don't watch them regularly. No. Oh, it's the best. Gavin's what a shame. I'm with you. I don't watch the Olympics at all.

What a shame. I just... So not my speed. I'm sure I like it. I just haven't... I haven't really ever gotten into it. I need... I need someone to start.

I don't know that your country gives you a lot of reason to be into it, but for countries like America, they're real good at stuff physically. It's a lot of fun to watch. Well, there's like 330 million people here. Yeah. And we're all really fast. Who do you think's the fastest? I feel like US over indexes in track and field. Out of you four.

What? Who do you think could run the fastest 100 meter? Oh, probably Nick. Really? Why Nick? I guess we talked about this. He's a kid this oh, okay wait Gavin who do you think it is?

Hmm That's a good point hundred meter. That's a good. I asked you I then just start thinking about everyone else I was like Right, that's kind of all it took for me. Do you think it changes with more or less distance? Yes? I? Think it does I think stamina would play a big difference in it Stamina than Nick. Oh, I don't mean for first. I'm at second through fourth We got weird so we're figuring out who's competing for silver and I mean there's three fucking medals at every competition, right? Why don't we do a hundred meters and then a 1500 listen 1500 is a fucking lot first of all, but I

Am of an age I read on the internet six months ago or so, and maybe we talked about this, I am of an age where they said that men over, people over 45 years of age should never run at a full sprint again for the rest of their lives. What like risk of injury or it's just bad for the organs? Just risk of injury, just like your body's not able to handle it at that age. And I feel like I'm in great fucking shape for a 49 year old. I rode 20 miles this morning on my bike,

but why push it? All TikTok is, is like old dudes agreeing to run down the street. Somebody go and go, and then 10 steps later, a guy pulling up going, my ACL, my ACL. I don't want to be that guy. But people are younger now when they're old. Yeah, I am.

And I'm going to stay younger while I'm old. Like I was looking up the ages back to Beverly Hills Cop. Do you know how old this guy is in this movie? 35. 16. He's literally thirty five. No, I'm older than him. Oh, no.

Well, what? Yeah, that's fucked. Had to do with Axel Foley is what happened. Yeah, that's true. It's pretty stressful, man. I showed a picture of Taggart from Beverly Hills Cup. Yeah. The straight man of the tagger. And who's the other guy? Uh, Billy Rose tiger and Billy Rosewood. Billy Rosewood. That's it.

We should we should wrap this one up because we have to do another one today and we are on to time for sure. And I know there's a lot more to talk about. I just want to make sure it gets in another episode full style. I just make one note I thought was weird. Well, I should probably go to cop in that photo. Taggart, the guy behind him plays Andrew. Full style. I just make one note I thought was weird. Well, I should probably his cop. It's in that photo. Taggart, the guy behind him, plays Andrew, the only other

movie I recognize him from his deliverance where he also plays Andrew. I thought that was odd. He's in Robocop. Oh, I don't even remember him in Robocop. Who's in Robocop? He's one of the I think he's executive Andrew. Mark. Good thing I'm Johnny. He's one of the I think he's executive Andrew mark shit Good thing I'm Johnny

Andrew did a really good interest and now you do a really good outro who's been the most Andrews in movies interesting Interesting we should all find the actors who have played our names the most times Alright, well, we'll have that ready for you next episode We should all find the actors who have played our names the most times. I like it. All right. Well, we'll have that ready for you next episode. Thanks for listening to Regulation Podcast. This was the 15th version or episode of this bullshit. Maybe you liked it.

I hope you did. If not, keep it to yourself and we'll see you next week. Andy Davis. Patreon.com slash the Regulation Pod and check out everything we have going on over there. But I guess that's neither here nor there. Bye. And by a frame. Andrew Beckett is always short for Andrew.

I think so. Anyway, no way. So Andy in Toy Story was Andrew. Yeah, I Don't know that you can claim that. Yeah, I just did Try to fucking stop me. I'll do it again