F**kface - It’s Scary Out There // Wheel of Years [185]

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about almost accidentally opening a Melting Pot franchise, Stinky Dragon emails, looking around Google Earth, how scary geography can be, Gavin’s fear of zooming, Andrew’s dream hands and feet, Geoff’s awareness of others hands, Eric being very particular about what he moves his body to, the honeymoon, iguanas following Emily, all inclusive food options, spa days, the speedo diaper, the massage butthole wink, pedicures parties, checking bags, feet molestation, Michael Jackson's private voice, Ready 2 Rumble, writing smut in NYC, YouTube accounts, the wheel of years, getting extensions, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACE10 , Nuts.com http://Nuts.com/face , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Of course. Feet, feet, feet. It worked! Holy shit! Holy fuck! Eric has unlocked the secret of how to summon

Gavin whenever he wants to. It's worked two times now. Yeah. Is this the thing that you always talk about after i get hit or like i don't know what you're talking what is this the thing you were talking about last time you know gavin how you know how columbus tricked a tribe of people because he knew an eclipse was coming and they didn't and he leveraged that like you just knew so they thought he had powers Eric has done that with your

being on time Eric has a power over you that we didn't understand oh yeah let's see if he has that power next week I'm not worried I've been I've been two for two with it I might just retire on top retire too okay yeah I mean maybe maybe. Who knows?

Honestly, let's see who remembers next week. But this is episode 185. Jeff, do the intro. Hello, and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. This is episode 185. My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me, as always, Andrew Payton and Gavin Free. Hello, boys. Hello. Which was the one that we're meant to have? Is it 187 that was meant to be the

best episode of all time? We did this last week. No, that's the Merc episode. What are we talking about? It's like 196. 196? Wait, what? Are we in a time loop? Isn't this how literally last week's episode started? Am I insane? No, you're absolutely correct.

Yeah. With Gavin asking the question, I believe. You literally did the exact same thing last week, and Eric did the... What is going on? How do you think I lock it in? Because it's not sticking. Make it stick.

I don't know. So anyway, we'll see who remembers our thing for next week. Oh my God. I'll be honest. I can hear myself slightly delayed in my headphones and I'm barely able to speak I don't know what's going on are you like that lady on that newscast

oh the Derrickson thing rotation do you need to do you need to fix it you can step out and fix it I'll figure it out. I'll just tell you now.

All right, man. We'll see you later. Okay, yeah. We'll talk to you later, Gavin. We'll keep going here. If you figure it out, you can come back. Speaking of figuring it out, I'm proud to say Chuck's been working lately.

A little bit. Yeah? Yeah, we played until like 2 a.m. last night. I only crashed twice. But dude, in four hours? That's pretty fucking good for me. Sometimes they crash nine times in 30 minutes. That's actually incredible.

Yeah. Yeah. Two nights in a row, it's been like real smooth. That game is good, and that's the worst part. Because I was having fun. I tried to play some trucks to just get my grips grips on it and I was having a good time and then I was in the middle of a mission and I was on the last part and it just crashed on me and I was confronted with do I want to give my heart to this thing that Jeff has in the way that he has knowing the pain and that this is going to

constantly happen and I don't think I can do it i think i'm gonna pop in and out in trucks and have fun when i'm there but i can't commit but you're out for now crashing so here's the nice thing about it we've developed workarounds so that it minimizes the fuckery so we only play in antonio's trucks on antonio's map that way if i get kicked or burn dog gets kicked or if either you play and you get kicked the truck and the items stay exactly where they were when you got kicked so you just come back in and you pick up where you left off you just have

to give up on the idea of using your own vehicles which is totally totally fine because they're all the same anyway okay it's just a progression thing have you ever played single player do you know if it crashes as much in the single player mode it does not I've played I play single player sometimes uh like like if i have like 30 minutes to kill i'll knock out a mission here and there it's only crashed on me once in single player

oh wow yeah maybe you'll look at that gavin do you think we should uh partner up in the franchises since we're doing you know new episode new material any restaurants so melting pot right yes yes the melting pot it was a mistake to attempt to buy a melting pot let me tell you and i don't know oh do you have an update oh i've got you i got 25 updates i've been getting emails from the melting pot every day about you should get this franchise and uh i i haven't been reading them for the most part because they're kind of they're they're bracketed in a weird way do you think you could get them down because 500,000 is a really really round number uh well i maybe i didn't consider that as an option because i don't want a melting pot and you also don't want a melting pot.

And you also don't want one, which is the weirdest part about this whole thing. Just as a reminder, I said I put in a fictional city as to where I wanted one. Said I didn't have the money, didn't know anyone that did, and I've only done this because a friend told me that it was a good idea. And I've been getting all these emails. And I noticed one of them said, like, I'd love to call you next week so we can have a talk about this opportunity. And I thought they surely are not going to call. But they did. They, in fact, did call.

And I did not answer. Oh, come on! But I have a voicemail from them that I can try to play. The speaker on my phone is not the best, but I'll attempt to. You're going to play a corporate voicemail from someone unbeknownst to them? Yeah, from the melting pot. Well, do a voice change on it. Yeah, Nick will fix it in post.

Yeah, just do a voice change. Just press the voice change on it. Yeah, Nick will fix it in post. Yeah, just do a voice change. Just press the voice change button. How about this? How about this? We'll have Jack re-perform the voicemail and do his best impression. Why can't we use the voicemail?

Well, because there's better consent, I don't know. Yeah, you probably need consent from this person. I mean, it just, to me it's less even consent and more like we're really hammering the melting pot.

And this person is just doing their job. Yeah, that too. I like the idea of Jack. Jack's reenactment. Right. But that's going to be so much work for everyone to try to get Jack to do something, isn't it? You get someone who's easier to get. Hey, Andrew, this is Alan over at Melting Pot Franchising.

I saw that you uh sent over an inquiry uh not too recently i wanted to reach out and talk to you about uh opportunities we see um feel free to give me a call back if you're interested in learning about the process and becoming a franchise owner yourself i'm available at or my cell phone thank you so much and i look forward to talking to you. Bye-bye. Yeah, we'll definitely cut out the phone numbers. Yeah, the phone numbers can't be on. I'm going to tell you right now, just based on that phone call,

that guy will not like you. No. No. Well, he texted me as well. They gagged for it. After that. He's really good at his job. He said, hi, Andrew.

This is blank blank at Melting Pot. What about Nanaimo makes you think a melting pot would flourish there? Was the question. To which I replied, I personally don't think Nanaimo would be a good location. But my friend Gavin thinks we should get one. The hurdle is we don't have anyimo would be a good location, but my friend Gavin thinks we should get one. The hurdle is we don't have any money. Or a building. Or a building, or plans, or really a want to.

I mean, there's a lot of hurdles, but... Yeah. Their reply to that was, I see. While I have a partnership matchmaking program where I can place you with someone who would be interested in finding owners slash operators for a new build. Would you want to discuss that opportunity? And I replied, no thank you. Oh, come on! Andrew is going to

accidentally open a melting pot store. You are on the cusp of doing the funniest thing. What happened to the yes and? Yeah. Well, no, it's...

You can yes and. You can fill your own application if you really want to do your own. I'm already on yours now. Andrew, you're on the cusp of ownership. No, it's over. I've said no thank you, and his response was, heard. Thank you for your interest.

You should reply, I had absolutely no interest. No, I said thank you for your interest oh you should reply i had absolutely no interest no i said thank you is it but you could respond with i've had second thoughts i could later yeah but this is once again this is just a man doing his job so i don't want to i feel like we follow this thing through its natural end. I don't want to just mess with this person. I'm messing with other people is what's happening. Nick is making me laugh in the Discord. You should just respond with, you son of a bitch, I'm back in. I'd love to, but I don't want to.

He's going to place you with somebody who's got the seed money. But I don't want, I'm scared of that accidentally happening. Are you worried that he works on commission? What? Well, he probably gets paid no matter what happens with you. Yeah, but I'm wasting his time. What are you afraid of? Success? Yes, you are.

Are you afraid of being a busy businessman who owns his own melting pot and, by the way, probably gets to eat there for free? Are you scared of getting an invoice for $500,000? Oh, we'd just get the Eric card if that happened, but...

We certainly wouldn't. Absolutely not. What do you mean? I'm not paying an invoice for $500,000. It's for the show. That's a good point. That should be the grace of God. It's not500,000. It's for the show. He brings up a good point. That should be the Gracie card. It's not for the show. It's for Andrew.

Hold on. No, no. First one do? No, but it is for the show because Andrew's for the show. Yeah. But I think what Eric's getting at is he doesn't do that stuff anymore. He has Gracie do it. So I think what he's trying to say is Gracie can.

Oh, yeah. There you go. See, Gracie's got the card. There you go. Gracie loves to spend money. The last thing Gracie ever purchases is a $500, there you go. See, Gracie's got the card. Gracie loves to get invested in the card. The last thing Gracie ever purchases is a $500,000 melting pot.

Gracie, how do you feel about fondue? Liquid cheese is my favorite thing, so I'm in. Okay, there we go. I'm gonna reply to Colin later tonight and let him know even though I've blanked his name before. This is not good. I got an investor.

But we're going to... What if you just send him the 16 digits from the cod? She's an associate producer. Can we put this on credit? She's about to be producing melting pots is what she's going to be producing. Can we... I know it's a franchise,

but can we get a permission to rename it a regulation melting pot? Oh, these are all great questions. I feel like that'll help us stand out. Because you guys really want it, I'll do at least one more text in this tone, and we'll see what happens. But I really don't want to continue to pester unless he's open to it. If he has fun.

You said that this guy would not like me, Jeff, which makes me think we should not do this. No, yeah, he already doesn't like you. Before even the text, I could tell by his voice that he didn't like you. I could swing the tone. You guys would not hang out. Uh, maybe. None of this would have happened

if they put a little bit of space between their book a reservation and buy a restaurant on the website. I forgot about that. I forgot why this even started. Let's not forget how we ended up down this little spiral. Oh, God. I woke up to a great email the other day,

which I was more than willing to mess with. I woke up to a, like, eight email chain for a thing related to the stinky dragon and it was the strangest first email where it was like you've agreed to do this work and it needs to be sent in by tuesday what is your rate for doing this and it was for pngs and i was like what is going on how did i didn't agree what PNG is a photo, right? I think that's an image thing. Why am I expected to do photo?

And so I'm trying to like read up and down the chain of like when this was pitched because I never got the pitch email. Like this is clearly at the end of the thing to wrap it up. And I'm reading that. And then Blaine is giving additional instructions to me as a side thing that's following up. It's like, Andrew, when you do this, we really want this type of style to it. And I'm completely baffled. And then I realized, oh, this is somebody. There are multiple Andrews at the company.

There's also somebody who is Andrew Douglas, which is my middle name. There's also somebody who is Andrew Douglas, which is my middle name. There's a second Andrew Douglas. And I got accidentally roped in on the final chain of this email of them finalizing the contract for them doing this work. They emailed Andrew Panton thinking that he's my old roommate and friend, Andrew Douglas, who does the art for Stinky Dragon. And nobody stopped to check. They just kept emailing Andrew Panton going, draw this stuff. What are you doing? Well, what was weird is I wish that was the case because I would have understood what

was going on. They had sent it the right way, 95% of the way, and then on the one one yard line just threw my email in when asking what the rate would be so did you get it done well here's the thing I was very confused I would have quoted a very uh aggressive rate if I were you well I it went through a process of first panic that I was expected to do this work that I didn't understand what it was, and that it was due the next day. Then just confusion for what the actual task was that I was supposed to be doing. Then I understood what happened, and I said that I'd be willing to do the work for six times,

whatever the other Andrew Douglas was asking for, but it would be 10,000 times worse. And they did not take me as a serious negotiator. I also said that any further negotiations would have to go through johnny.caviar at roosterteeth.com. Smart, that's smart. They did not follow through on that either. To be clear, I just want everyone to know,

like, Andrew draws like this stuff. It's like, here's a cat and a crazy bird man. And they're just emailing Andrew Panton going, this gotta get done tomorrow and it's this is what a mess what a mess I was tempted to attempt to draw things for based on the guideline

but it would be too bad dude you should have that would have been funny just to turn your work in maybe I will maybe I can turn it it would have been funny except it would have pushed them up against some sort of a deadline that would have totally fucked them they're probably already fucked they wasted a day

Andrew's going this you have to get this done tomorrow Andrew yeah they already sent it to the wrong Andrew I feel like you should throw in throw in some work just to help them out do you think maybe I should like throw in some work and be like hey just you know in the future I know this is a mistake but but, you know, if you ever need a guy, if you ever need a guy looking straight up, you should attach your artwork along with the invoice.

OK, I'll do that. How about is do you have any other Andrew Douglas pieces, Eric? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You send me like three and I'll recreate them and then I can show them to you guys what I send them. Okay, hang on. Okay, I'm going to send you. You can recreate.

So there's that. That's from Stinky Dragon. I want to give you some of his portfolio. So it's a cat and a bird man. Here's his Twitter avatar. Okay. It's like a green man with a big tongue, big eyes, horns and a baseball cap. So that so there's that zombie guy.

Uh huh. And then let's see what else. I actually feel good about that one. I think I could do. I think I could do that one. OK. And then here's here's one that I think you can do. Also, this is more of his sketchy sort of stuff uh where he's sort of

deteriorating become a skeleton man and he says that's it I'm officially hangry okay got it that one see there's not even color in that no no no a lot of his stuff is mostly black and white stuff and I really like it and yeah it's great it looks great yeah he does he does really really good so you follow at angie moto a-a-G-I-M-O-T-O if you want to check out his stuff. He did all this stuff for Good Morning from Hell also. And then he just naturally folded over into this. He's just a very good artist.

Maybe you could reimagine Ian as a skull. Yeah, I like that idea. Here's one where he drew me yelling at him to press the X button. Look at this. While, uh, while we're doing the Andrew commercial, should we also mention that he helped pick up home runs when we were hitting

the ball? Yeah, he's, uh, he, he was there shagging balls for us when Jeff was hitting dingers. Yeah. He was doing what?

He was fucking the baseball. You're British. He was fucking baseballs while Jeff was hitting him with a baseball bat. Sorry, I didn't mean to confuse you, man. I like that panel of all the X buttons from all the consoles. Yeah, that is, that's me.

That's an actual thing where we were playing Zelda. He was playing Zelda. I was watching him. And then he's like, I don't know how to beat this guy. And that's me yelling at him to press X. And him stressing the fuck out. He's the only guy that I've met that doesn't like NFL Red Zone.

He told me, it's too many games, man. It stresses me out. It is all the games. Right. But that's the point. Too much of something does freak me out, too. What? That's why he doesn't like forests.

Too many trees. I get really anxious and it makes me kind of want to vomit when, if I'm like on Google maps and I zoom in to the middle of nowhere and like find a school or something. And I'm just like, how would it, how would I ever find this again? And the fact

that the earth is so big and i can get lost on the map from my own office it just freaks me out makes me want to throw up you've created but you've created all the stress in this scenario all of the anxiety is is manufactured by you it just makes me easy to find that school again it doesn't matter the location of the school is completely irrelevant to your life you don't need to worry about that and then i start thinking about how long it would take me to get there if i really had to get there right now be probably days that's insane i can kind of relate do you foresee needing to get there no well i hope not i have dreams where i will be like i'm trying to get home and then i'll get lost or like go on the wrong boat and I'll go off.

Fuck. Now, how am I? This is going to take so much longer to get home. And then I realize, oh, wait, I'm I'm sleeping. I'm in my bed sleeping. If I just wake up, I'm home. And then I wake up and go, fuck, yeah, immediate, immediately back. So I kind of understand.

But. It's a strange thing. I don't know why you're worried about this school. I'm going to try and find it again. You should. It's a little weird that you're obsessed with a school, but... It was just what I found. Okay. But you seem to really want to go there, is the issue.

What are you looking to learn? Oh, Gavin is sharing his screen. We're going to Earth. So I think I remember where it was, but it really freaked me out. Like, let me know if this freaks you out. There's a school, and it's like... So we're zooming into the Earth right now. Yeah, and I think it's like...

Oh, boy. This is just water, it appears. What is going on? Okay, we're zooming in. This is just water, it appears. What is going on? Okay, we're zooming in. This is like the intro credit scene to a Tony Scott movie. Oh, this is absolutely... Jason Bourne is about to pop up.

I'm very excited. But like... What? That's just so in the middle of nowhere. Can you imagine going in there? No. That's crazy. Nick, Nick with the flat... It. Can you imagine going in there? No. That's crazy. It's too big.

The wall's too big. Nick is going, no. What? Is it an active school? I don't know anything about this school. It just freaked me out. Oh my god. You're insane.

It's so weird. Gavin has been getting weirder and weirder as the episodes go on. This fall, it's been like it's been like odd Gavin fall.

Oh my god. Do you just zoom into a random places on Google Maps and go, ah, it's a building! It's a warehouse! Andrew, that's almost exactly what happens. I don't understand! Well, stop. It's clearly freaking you out. Why do you continue to do it? What are you gaining from this experience? I don't know, I'm interested in geography, but it's scary out there.

Well, just don't zoom in. Just stay at a distance. But it's scary out there. You're not out there. You're so safe in here. Yeah, I just get really thankful afterwards. I'm just like, whew. Thank God you didn't have to go to a school in the middle of nowhere, huh?

Yeah, like what if... What about when you're flying and like you're you look out the window and you see like things that you might not place well like a turkey sandwich by that well yeah like a turkey sandwich is a good one or like i i know when i fly to arizona you see like a lot of just random industrial type buildings in the desert and I always think that's interesting I think about who works there and there's no scary to not I always I always think of how soft everything looks

and how it's not really soft and it bums me out in from an airplane green stuff looks like if you like I just roll around and that'd be like fucking super soft but it's not it's not really soft. It's super hard and pokey. I wonder why.

Is it because you know where that is? Like when you're flying, like it feels like you could recreate your ability to get back there. I'm curious what aspect of this is actually your anxiety. What are you afraid of? It's the zooming. Like when you're on a plane, there's no zoom factor? It's the zooming. Like, when you're on a plane, there's no zoom factor. It's all just... So if you had binoculars

and you were on a plane and you could zoom in, it would get really scary. No, I think it's more zooming out that scares me. Oh. It's the feeling of insignificance and small?

Yeah, just feeling all tiny. We're getting to your rational point of thought. That feels understandable to me. When you look up at the stars, I understand. Yeah. Looking at the stars to me is less scary. Really? Because I don't have any equipment to look deeper.

Sounds to me like you need a telescope. Yeah, that would freak me out probably. It would. Don't you have? i thought you had a telescope he definitely has he's mr science he's gonna do the whole thing and you went through and like we made fun of you for liking telescopes or something like the catalog yeah if you look at something in a microscope do you freak out when you back out oh yeah i can go too deep on a microscope too and that bothers you yeah it's

something about yeah it's just something about the zoom i think zooming for like have you ever seen those uh the mandelbrot set it's like a weird like mathematical pattern and it just like infinitely zooms it honestly makes me want to throw up like those videos like those illusion videos what are you talking about i don't know it's it's nerd shit i was trying to relate i've seen those like weird art type videos where it's constantly gives you the effect of zooming and it loops don't that's like i would i would kill him if you watch that can you imagine that'd be the worst thing ever for you gavin if you were stuck in a constant zoom out and you could never escape you just kept zooming out forever well yeah that's that's okay so that's

what this is don't look at it yeah that's exactly what i'm talking about i start to think like okay well i start to try and track where i am as it zooms in i'm like okay it went in and then it zoomed like up to the right and then it just gets to be too much information where i'm just like man if i lost something here i would never find it again and that idea freaks me out if anyone wants to watch this it's called the hardest trip mandelbrot fractal zoom and it's just and it's just sort of what like visually it's sort of what it's like to be on mushrooms i really appreciate gavin's it just keeps going like that should be on the front of the box. I like skipping through the video and seeing where it is and going,

who wonder how we got there? It's pretty exciting. Okay, so don't never have you zoom in or zoom out. Anything that makes you realize things are a lot vaster or smaller. You do not like. Yeah, I want to just be my size now is there any aspect about your current size that you you wish was smaller huh i've been thinking about this i wish i had smaller feet i see only positives to having tiny feet nobody's asking

you to pick nose yeah your nose is a defining feature on you it's lovely yeah that was not a setup i'm just curious i've been genuinely thinking about man life would be better with small feet do you like trip over your feet because they're too big no i was looking at i have 11 size 11 feet, which are not like massive, but the issue is when there's like a cool sneaker, it's always sold out in like the common sizes, but then there's a million that are in like the size 6, 7, 8 kind of range. And I just don't see a disadvantage to having small feet.

It is, you have like the most common shoe size and it's the fucking worst i wear a 10 and a half same kind of thing a lot of places don't make half sizes anyway and so it's just it's always a fucking cramming into a 10 or an 11 or getting lucky and finding a 10 and a half when everybody else is looking for a 10 and a half it sucks dude it does and i just don't feel like there's a small foot insecurity. Like, I don't think anyone cares. I only see it as a positive. Nobody's like, look at that guy's feet. They're fucking tiny.

How embarrassing. Yeah. I mean. What are you, a size eight? Unless you're at like Disney and you're wearing sandals. Well, then you go like, well, look at those feet. They don't look human. That's yeah, that's true.

That's different. It wasn't the size. I'm not saying like a baby foot just a small a tiny foot like i got tiny hands i wish my hands i if i could swap and have larger hands and tinier feet that's the dream body that's the adjustment i need so wait what is that larger hands and what no i'm saying and... What? That's the dream body? I'm saying for me, if we were optimizing my body,

if you could... Because I have tiny hands, but I have average to slightly big feet. If I could swap my feet and make my hands be average to slightly big and my feet be tiny, that's me in my optimal form. Do you want to be able to slightly big and my feet be tiny that's me in my optimal

form do you want to be able to like hold your own foot in the palm of your hand like when you touch a baby's foot I don't uh well with your big big hands you might be able to you know but I don't want freakishly large hands I just want big hands but

you're happy with your extra long back and the size of your head yeah that's more stuff added to like the description to draw andrew is just like big feet small hands but then when you draw dream andrew everything's the same but it's big hands small feet so are you like uncle jack and it's always sunny with your hands i don't remember uncle jack's hands he was the lawyer who had tiny hands and he was always trying to hide his hands.

Yeah, I'm not trying to hide them, but I have small hands. the ex-president? Yeah. Interesting. Once again, though, he pretends they're huge

or whatever, right? I gotta say, I've seen your hands, I feel like, a lot over the course of knowing you and they seem totally fine to me.

They're just smaller. I feel like Jeff has strong opinions on people's hands. He's like a real hand noticer. I don't notice has strong opinions on people's hands. He's like a real hand noticer. I don't notice anyone's hands ever. Is that something you lock in on, Jeff?

I didn't realize it until this moment, but maybe Gavin's right. I never considered it. I've just been around you where you comment on other people's hands. Huh. I don't, yeah, I could see that. I'm pretty judgmental in general. Oh, man. could see that I'm pretty judgmental in general oh man did anybody have anything they wanted to talk about this week other than hands and feet

I have to talk about that video you sent of Eric dancing I've watched it 10 times it's phenomenal it's amazing i think it's the contrast because you've got you've got like alissa on the side she's just cutting some shapes looking good you got eric's small wife who's just moving majestically like like she's a genie coming out the end of a lamp and then you've got eric who seems to rotate between every type of puppet like he goes from like marionette and then suddenly he's got like rods coming from below it's like

absolutely the weirdest contrast of different dances he's like jim it's like jim carrey and fun with dick and jane he's like i'm a real boy i can't get over it when that when that video got sent to me i watched it 20 times probably yeah who took it i don't know i honestly don't know really i assumed you did no no i i didn't know i i gave you i gave you the only note or media I took at the wedding, which was that Nick really likes to dance. Oh, yeah. I didn't find out about that. I didn't know that Eric danced at the wedding

until like three or four days later when the video, when I got sent the video. I didn't dance very much at the wedding. I'm very specific about what I want to move to, especially in a venue like a wedding where I couldn't get drunk. Yeah. I'm sorry about that, by the way. No, no no not your

fault uh absolutely but uh nina sky move your body great song great and i'd say dance too for not being drunk phenomenal effort oh that's sometimes you just gotta you gotta you get out there and you give 110 and yep and then that end like that ends and it starts like i think it started and they were playing like Kiss by Prince. And I went, fucking great song. And it got me out there. And then they played that and I went, awesome. And then they played something else and I went, and that's enough for me.

I'm just particular. Well, I'm just, I agree. You were given at 110% for sure. That was fantastic. It was great moves. That's why I wanted to share it. I didn't know that Eric was so talented on the dance floor. Oh, thank you.

I've been to many weddings and have danced that way many, many, many times. It shows. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. You look practiced. Yeah. Yeah. It's, you know, you just got, you feel the rhythm.

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and I'm scared I'll forget how to tell it if I don't tell it soon. Okay. Cause it wasn't that big of a deal, but it's pretty, I think for, I think, I think most people would be embarrassed. Not I,

but maybe most people would. So for the honeymoon, Emily and I went to one of the, like an all inclusive resort in Cancun. Very similar, Eric, to where we went together, just on the other side,

like in Playa Mujeres. Ooh, nice. Just a little further down the road. And first off, wanted to say I think I sent you guys pictures, but it was protected by falcons. There was a falcon on site. So we felt extremely safe. Although Emily

made... I swear to God, on day one, Emily saw a lizard and went like one of those big salamander or like one of those big like lizards. And she goes, she goes, she's made eye contact. Iguana, thank you. She saw an iguana and she just made eye contact with it. And she was like, oh, that's so cute. And from that moment on, like iguanas talk, I guess. And from that moment on, like, iguanas talk, I guess.

And they just, like, everywhere we went, there were five iguanas staring and making eye contact at Emily. Like, they were either, like, enraptured by her or they hated her. I couldn't figure it out. But we couldn't get away from them. To the point where I think we sent you guys a video where one of the iguanas, like, jumped up into her lap to try to get her food. Yeah, like, she was fucking terrified. And every time we we turned around there was an iguana within a foot of her one of them we were laying down in a bed by the beach and one of them just hopped up on the bed next to her and just walked right up to her and started eating her sandwich in front of her like as if to say fuck you what are you gonna do about it and we were just like ah i got the fuck

out of there like it won the sandwich it was actually a quesadilla it ate the whole fucking quesadilla it was insane um and they're big they are they're big anyway we go to this uh all-inclusive it was like a little different um and by different i it was supposed to be like more romantic but it i think that really just meant it was a little more expensive and had somehow less options eric like there was fucking... I would say maybe the best thing at the one we went to was the buffet. Oh, yeah. There's no buffet at this one. Oh, why?

What? Right. And so you gotta, like, go to dinner, and you're like, you have to pick one of the fucking theme restaurants. You're like,

you guys were eating French tonight. But how are you supposed to eat, like, pizza and stars? Exactly. You can't. There's a pizza restaurant you can go eat pizza at. Did they have stars can't, there's a pizza restaurant. You can go eat pizza at,

did they have stars? Nah, there was no stars to be found. Unfortunately, uh, the candy selection was real dog shit. If I'm being honest with you. Uh, but anyway,

I wanted to do, I wanted to have like the most relaxing vacation ever. We were only there for like four or five days and we relaxed hard when we went together, Eric. Uh, but I wanted to beat that i wanted to be even more relaxing than that i wanted to do even less than we did and so i and i think we set out to do that we would and i felt pretty good about it we did two days that were

just spa days and so the first spa day we go there and i emailed ahead because all that shit books up and i just said hey my my fiancee and i are getting married it's going to be our honeymoon can you just pamper us for two days and uh i don't know what i don't understand what any of this shit is so could you just give us like the honeymoon package or whatever and they're like we'll take care of you so i get an email the night before and they just go just show up at the sauna or at the spa tomorrow in swim trunks that's all you need i'm like okay so i just showed up in swim trunks and em showed up in a bathing suit. And then we did like an hour long hydrotherapy thing where they make you get in hot water and then cold water and then a sauna and then a steam room, you know, the whole thing, right? And when we came out, they go, okay, now you're ready for

your next thing. You're going to get a full body like sugar scrub. We're going to scrub your whole body down. And we're like, cool that sounds fun i guess and the lady hands me what i can only describe as a speedo diaper like if a speedo was a diaper it's the same color as like a hospital gown you know okay and it's like elastic but it's the size of a Speedo. But it looks like a poofy little diaper. And she goes, she's like talking to Emily and telling Emily where to go. And then she tells me, she's like, just put this on and then meet us out here. And I go, okay. And she must have said some other stuff.

I didn't hear her. But I'd also been blasted in the head with water jets for like the last hour. So I might not have been able to hear too good. And so she's like, you know, just go back into your uh locker room and put this on and i go okay and when i went in there initially because i only bought swim trunks they were like just go here's your locker number just go put your stuff in that locker and lock it so i go and throw my phone and stuff in there and lock it and then there's like i didn't think about it but there was like some uh there was some rubber shoes and a rope right and so i put I put, I take my clothes off,

my swim trunks off, and I put the diaper on and it looks like if ZZ Top wore a COVID mask. It's like pubic hair everywhere. My balls are so much bigger than this thing can accommodate. And so I got like a ball hanging out the left or a ball hanging out the right,

but there's no way to keep both balls contained. You can stack them? No, dude, it's not. I'm telling you, there's not room. And it's also poofy in all the directions and it's almost like a G string. You know that wooden toy that you can play with? Like the wooden balls

where like one goes down one goes up like that's just what i'm imagining in my head i wish those things were called and so i'm looking in the mirror and i'm just dumped out of this thing and like you can see like 80 of my dick and my ball like most of both of my balls honestly and there's just like pubic hair everywhere and i look at my look at myself in the mirror and i'm like i mean i we're at a spa right she wouldn't have told me to put it on if she didn't want me to wear it so i'll fuck it when in rome right so i walk outside and outside is into the sauna and i don't know where to go emily's still inside so i just sit like in a chair with my fucking legs open uh just like i guess showing the world everything because like fuck it that's that's i'm doing what she told me to do right i'm

trying to fit in there but then i start to notice like all the married couples and the old ladies and all the people around me are starting to look pretty fucking horrified and uh and and uh like i'm getting a lot of dirty looks. And then I hear, sir. Sir. And I turn over and I see my lady running at me full speed. And she goes, she's going, sir, no, sir, no, no, sir, sir, no. And she gets to me and she's out of breath. She gets me and I'm like, hey, what's up? And she's like, the robe.

Put your robe on. And I was like, oh, I guess I missed that part. And so I had to put my robe on. I guess I wasn't supposed to go out there in the diaper and so i showed like 30 people in my balls and uh yeah so that's why i just you didn't just see a bunch of people in robes i did i didn't think about it there were were tons of people in the rows. I don't know anyone else this would have happened to. If I was unsure, I would have been peeking around every corner.

I'd just be trying to get a look of anyone. You stroll out and then spread legs. You gotta own it, dude. You gotta... I thought I was following... I was following instructions. I didn't realize I missed some of the instructions, and I stopped halfway along. But I was was following instructions. I didn't realize I missed some of the instructions, and I stopped halfway along,

but I was just following instructions. Anyway, so that was real awkward, and Emily started laughing, and I shit you not, she didn't stop laughing for 24 hours. Like, she laughed for 24 straight hours. Just any time it popped up, she just would lose it. And so I've never heard her laugh so much

or so hard. It must have been hideous. I actually wanted to take a picture of the diaper. I was going to take a picture the next day because we went back for another day of another session. And they didn't give me the diaper this time. And I was actually bummed because we did the same hydrotherapy thing. I didn't mean

to double book it, but I did. But this time they were going to give us massages. And so after I took my swim trunks off, they took us to the massage room and they were like, all right, get under the covers. We'll leave. And I usually have like underwear on when I... Oh yeah, Gracie's like, I wouldn't be able to show my face the second day.

Yeah, no, I walked in proudly. But so the next day I went and i learned something about myself i've never had a completely naked uh massage before and i don't like them at all every time the lady would massage my thigh my asshole winked and it was freaking me out and i kept thinking can this lady see that my butthole's winking at her? And why is it doing this? Why would it do this just because I'm not wearing underwear? Is she like touching something in my thigh that's making my butt wink?

And it creeped me out. And so for like 30 minutes of an hour or a 90 minute massage, all I could think about is like, please stop winking my butthole, lady. It wasn't relaxing. I was just terrified. Was it just the tug was like pulling your butt cheek and just opening your hole? It was just like rubbing my thigh, and then my butthole would just go like, bloop,

and just open up and close, and open up and close. Like it was yawning or winking, and I don't know why. I thought, like, is it because I'm not wearing underwear? Because I'm uncomfortable with that, and I'm just hyper aware. Do I always do this, but I'm not wearing underwear? So it's hidden, so I don't think about it. Does the lady know I'm winking at her? Does this happen to her all the time?

Took me out of the massage. I got to be honest with you. So you had a relaxing time. Sort of. There was one other thing I realized. So before the wedding, I got a pedicure with some friends of mine that aren't you guys. And we went and well, I'm just saying like it just did I don't think you know Eric a different Eric

or Jeremy do you know Eric and Jeremy they're like no but they're Emily's friends but but if you said I got a pedicure with some friends we know that we didn't get that pedicure you didn't need to clarify to us that we weren't there yeah well you guys weren't there yeah we

had all the information and then you just rubbed it in. We were aware of that one. No, I wasn't trying to rub it in. I guess I was just trying to make it clear to the audience. Anyway, I just got a pedicure with some friends that aren't you guys. And it definitely wasn't you guys. And it was nice.

And I hadn't had a pedicure and I think I've had one in my life. So it was like kind of fun and relaxing. It was right before the wedding. Yeah, I mean, neither have we, so. And, well, Eric, you were invited to the monthly pedicure party we're going to start having, and you accepted.

Okay, I accepted, but you're talking about one I didn't get to go to. But it's with these guys. This is going to be the same pedicure party we're going to go to. We're all going to be a part of it together. I don't know how your pedicure parties work. I've been invited.

I haven't been issued, like, oh, here's the date. When were you invited? Yesterday? Talked to him yesterday? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were hanging out. Yeah. We were hanging out

and it's not a big deal. Yeah, it's not a big deal. I was hanging out yesterday with a friend that is Eric. And so, anyway, so then I go and one of the parts of the first spa day

is another pedicure, which, by the way, you need a pedicure once every I mean, if you get a pedicure once every 10 years, I guess is where I'm at. Two and four days is a lot. And so I thought, like, this seems fucking excessive, but I paid for it. So whatever. And then so I get that pedicure. And then the next fucking day, when we go back to the spa, they give me a foot massage, which is cool. But then I got to thinking three complete strangers have been all over my feet in the

last week. That's more people than have seen my feet in the last 10 years. That's just weird. Yeah. Gavin would have been in heaven. He would have been just like fucking, you would just been cum spots everywhere. But it was like, I just, I got to, I got kind of grossed out about it when i thought about it like uh oh i don't like it kind of creeped me out that all these people had touched my feet and i my feet felt dirty and i felt like i had to wash them

and then i was like kind of happy to be leaving the honeymoon and to go home because i was like i'm done with the foot stuff at least like that that was a bit much go through fucking security and emily checked the bag uh she's getting really into checking bags lately which i'm not on board with but so what are you gonna do we're married now you know there's nothing to do about it uh and so she checked a bag and so i had no bags in the airport which uh uh emily and vanessa and bernie every time they see me in the airport with no bags the second time i've done that they say they they tell me i look like a terrorist and they don't want to stand next to me.

But if you they're right, if you look around, everybody's got a bag but me and I definitely stand out. Anyway, so toothbrush and shit in the checked bag. I just throw it all in Emily's bag. She's already checking it and it's big, so just fuck it. Have you never done that before? Like checked everything and just walked on with like nothing? I've walked on a plane with nothing and checked nothing, just not brought anything.

I did it one time and I was told that it's psycho behavior and that I looked like a serial killer walking on with nothing. Well, I feel like every time I travel, I bring like nine lithium batteries with me. So that's all going to come. They can't be checked, right? Like my laptop, my Switch, my Steam Deck. Got all my goodies.

You got to bring your goodies. So, we go through security, and they, like, you know how they check your passport when you're getting on a plane in a foreign country, and you have to go through that little area. And so, they check my passport, and it dings up, and they go, sir, you've

been selected for secondary screening. i go awesome awesome i'm all about it she's like grab your bags and come over here and i'm like got him and i walk over she's like where's your bags and i go i don't have any bags this is gonna be a real easy search for you and she looks at me and she just gives this like really annoyed face and she's like empty your pockets and i'm like they're empty but here's like here's my wallet here's my phone that's it that's all i got you know and she pats me down and then she just and i'm like okay and she goes sir take your shoes off and i go uh okay i guess and so she makes me sit down and she watches me take my shoes off and then she's like give me your feet and then she fucking touched my socked feet to make sure I didn't have, I don't know, knives or guns in my fucking feet.

And I realized, those motherfuckers got me one last time! My feet got molested one last time! Can I pass over the title then? Yeah. You're the foot guy. Oh, wow! I hadn't even considered that!

Jeff, you might be the foot guy! I'm a reluctant foot guy It's like how Gavin says I don't want girls to put their finger on my butt They just do it all the time I don't want anybody to touch my fucking feet They just keep doing it Sorry Gracie

That's 10 years old Everybody knows that That's old Achievement Hunter shit Everybody knows that I just had a bit of a run is old. Everybody knows that. That's old Achievement Hunter shit. Everybody knows that. I just had a bit of a run. A bit of a run? A run is one way to describe it.

Oh my god. I had nothing to do with it, really. It sounds like you were a main player in it. Have you guys seen that TikTok going around about supposedly Michaelael jackson has a different voice in private or had a different voice in private yeah no it isn't i think it's real yeah oh yeah that's crazy there's no way yeah he didn't sound like that oh you see the like he apparently in ready to rumble 2 he was a character in it he did in it, and it's his real voice. Yeah.

I think he could do a real deep, bassy voice. Apparently, I watched a bunch of videos about it, and apparently anytime he was out with other musicians or movie stars or rappers or whoever that tell these stories, they'd be like, as soon as everybody would leave the green room, it was just me and Michael Jordan, or Michael

Jackson, he'd be like, I thought those motherfuckers would never leave anyway. He'd drop it and just go me and michael jordan or michael jackson he'd be like i thought those motherfuckers would never leave anyway he like a totally like you drop it and just go into a totally like macho dude i i have this with timothy oliphant if oh really yeah i i'm that is my conspiracy i think he is like mr fake voice if you watch him and like scream watch him acting and he has the most high pitch nasally voice. And then I watched an interview at around that time and he has the same voice. And now he always sounds like a really gruff kind of rustic cowboy. Interesting.

I think voices can age. It's a complete shift in both tone and style of speaking. I think he put a real effort in because he had a shit voice when he made Scream. He went all like Elizabeth Holmes with it. I posted a TikTok if you want to hear Michael Jackson's supposedly real voice from Ready to Rumble 2.

Apparently that's what he actually sounds like and the high-pitched voice was something he put on for the audience. With this groove, I can't lose. Weird, right? I'm sure you can probably play that in the file, too. Yeah, who cares? Do it.

It's ready to rumble, too. You're fine. We would do a video game in it, so why wouldn't we? Or do a Let's Play in it. Why wouldn't we? Yeah, there you go. Andrew, why don't you do your real voice? This is my real voice.

Who's high, pooch? I'm a real boy. No, yeah. What would be, I think would be low, right? My real voice. It would be funnier. I think it's funnier low than high. Oh, my ankle.

Nah, it's not. I gotta work on that. Because every impression he does is... More, more, uncle. Oh my ankle Nah it's not I gotta work on that More more uncle He's telling Audrey the giant Hey Gavin You and I have something we gotta do together We've gotta write our smut Oh yeah Speaking of anal runs

I was gonna propose something to you Let's see how you feel about this you and i are going together i don't know if anybody else knows about this but you and i are going to new york city together to spend the weekend together uh me me and you uh we're gonna go friday to sunday uh the girls are gonna be doing something and so we're gonna have most of the time just to ourselves i think except for like dinner and shows and stuff. Yeah. What if we found the location in New York City that's like the best like poet, like grizzled New York journalist writer bar

where like all the most famous, like all the beat poets, all the most famous literary figures went and we go there and that's where we sit down and write our smut. That's where we put pen to paper. It'd be like the time where we were in, what country where we sit down and write our smut that's where we put pen to paper it'd be like the time where we were in what country were we in when we came up with episode 100 of uh we were in hungary i believe yeah it needs to be like that yeah exactly

i'm trying to recreate that moment but i thought like we might be inspired if we're at like some dive where like alan ginsburg wrote his best stuff you know yeah we should absolutely do that okay yeah saturday morning because i was thinking about today i was like what the fuck are we gonna do all day i don't know i don't know what the last time gavin and i in new york city together what have we ever done together in new york city like are we just gonna fucking i think we went to rockstar oh we did like a live show or something. Yeah. You guys should go back to Rockstar.

Maybe it's a Let's Play Live or something. I can't believe that that GTA 6 trailer came out and then it said 2025 at the end. And then I just thought about how many GTAs I have left in my life. And I think it's three. Maybe. Maybe three. I actually wrote that as a comment on the trailer

and it got like 300,000 likes. Oh my God. That being said, how fucking cool is that trailer? I can't wait. It's very cool. I can't wait for us to play it i know it's gonna be 50 of what we see there when you actually get into multiplayer and sit

down to play it but 50 of what i saw in that trailer is fucking awesome you know what i mean yeah but i just have a hard time getting excited for something that's gonna come out long after i'm dead yeah look at, look at the top comment on that. Long after I'm dead. So you think you won't make it, Eric? Yeah, I don't think so. At this point, at the time of recording, the video's been up for 22 hours,

and it has 88 million views. Wait, you made your comment from the Slow Mo Guys account? What other account am I going to make it from? It's my account. I don't know why that's so funny. Slow Mo Guys. I got three GTAs left. I'll be a comment leaver for GTA.

I've been logged into YouTube as Achievement Hunter for maybe 12 years. And so anytime I do any commenting on YouTube it's as Achievement Hunter for maybe 12 years. And so anytime I do any commenting on YouTube, it's as Achievement Hunter. 425,000 likes, Gavin. Jesus Christ. Wow. That's like a statement to the view count on that video. You should amend it to say, also listen to F*** Face.

Yeah. That's a lot of F*** Face related replies to my comment There's some really There's some funny ones Like eat the pencil And there's some really sad ones Like a guy saying He was like

I'm 68 So this is probably my last one Oh no Oh my god He's assuming he makes it to 2025 Yeah You know it's gonna get pushed Oh yeah I feel like I didn't even think about that Until 2026 Assuming he makes it to 2025. Yeah. You know it's going to get pushed.

Oh, yeah. I feel like 2025, until it's 2026. I feel like they've already built in the delay. With 2025? There's no way. It's 2026. It depends on where in 2025. I bet you $100, Gavin.

I bet you $1,000. Hey, you know what, Gavin? You're on. I think it's got to be at least 2026. I just don't think there's any way it comes out 2025. Okay, I bet you $100 is 2025. Okay. You should have kept it at a hundred cents or a thousand cents, and that way

you'd have to give him pennies, though. Oh. Yeah, but that's going to be a lot of work for him to go get a bunch of pennies. I bet you $100 in shark cards that it releases in 2027 i think i think someone uh calculated that all the times that i got mugged added together came out to be something like 18 dollars worth of real money oh my god it was honestly like millions of dollars that I got mugged for.

Well worth it. Or maybe like hundreds of thousands. I don't want to undercut this, but I wanted to get to a note that we had that just said Wheel of Years. And we said we were going to talk about whatever that is. What is that? Oh, I have it in my

notes. I wrote down Wheel of Years idea, and then I amended it to say, what was that about? Can't remember idea. Come on. Are we deciding on the next season? No, I have since remembered it. I just thought that was funny.

You just sent me, you pretzeled me. My brain, I don't know how to process. We were lost, then we were found. Wheel of Years idea. What was was that about can't remember idea did you make an addition to that that was actually i do remember no i just i just have since remembered uh that was the majority of all the minecraft ideas except jeff had had a lot of them written so it was like that kind of thing written but in his handwriting yeah Yeah, that made it harder. At Jeff's handwriting, it looks like...

It looks like Ryan Dunn's tattoos. It looks about as good as my photos. I think the genesis of the idea was that we make a big wheel, kind of like the wheel of punishment we have at Extra Life, like the jack wheel, you know? But it's like different years out of order from like let's say 1965 to now and you like one of us takes a turn and they spin it and then whatever year they land on

they have to then go research and find a movie to then present to us that we watch together okay like a weird movie that you know like like something that would be watch along worthy i like it it was i i i think it was like somewhere in there and i never fully flushed the idea out but that's where i was i was headed somewhere like that with this and so it's not a fully it's not a fully baked idea necessarily i remember that i thought about a second wheel maybe that it was like movies tvs or music or maybe a second wheel that it was like genre like comedy horror adventure and then you spin but i don't know but uh i just thought it would be fun to like figure out a way to randomize our searches for old weird stuff.

Now, do you need it to be a physical wheel, or could we do a digital wheel? I would like it to be a physical wheel. I think they're more fun. And the clicking? Oh, my God. I don't... You can get... There's virtual clicking noises.

That's true. But we have the wheel. That's true. Yeah we have the wheel. That's true. Yeah, but we can have Gavin click the whole time when he sees the little ticker go. I don't know. It's hard to think about, I guess. Yeah, we can do it virtually.

I don't give a shit. It's just like some... I think I probably had it more worked out when I was going to present it to you guys two weeks ago or whenever, and then it just like... It's just shit out of my brain. Do you want to do a wheel spin right now

i don't know on this thing yeah on this do you want to do a wheel spin right well i don't know we could use okay well yeah but we'll have to do to do it properly can we do a wheel spin to randomize who it is like can we do a us wheel spin and then oh i like that yeah yeah spin to see who will then have to spin the wheel. Yeah. Spin to see who spins. So how do we pre-spin? Hang on.

Just put everyone's names in it and then show the screen, Eric. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody. Records. Also, while Eric's doing that, we were talking yesterday and we think we've decided that we'd both look pretty good with extensions. And then we were thinking about who would look the best with extensions, and we decided we wanted to do a supplemental video where Emily puts extensions in all of us,

and then we have a little beauty contest to see who does it. I think it would be fun just to have this length hair, but to get extensions, I think it would look cool. Nick, you're my dark horse to win it. Ooh. Wow. All right. I even put Gracie in, so that's fun.

I think Nick's got the best head for a mullet. Oh, no. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, actually, I agree with that. I think it's probably just as good as Nick. I think it would look good on Nick. All right, come on. I heard what you said, Eric.

Okay, for some reason, we're spinning this wheel. What happens when somebody wins? They then have to spin the wheel of numbers, I believe. I like that. As soon as we added a name to an egg, or Agneg, or whatever we changed it to, we added another G name. Yes.

Yeah. So it's just an egg, longer Gs. It's just more Gs, right? We could be Gan-Gag. We can be Gan-Gag. We could be all sorts of things. Yeah. Thank you, Andrew. Yeah, you're welcome.

I'm just saying, you can just throw out ideas all day. We could be Gan-Gag or a second idea. Yep. Alright, Eric, are you going to spin the wheel? Let's do it. Can you share your screen? Okay, cool. Here's the wheel to spin. Whoever this lands on gets to spin the wheel of years.

It's spinning, and the winner is... No way. And the winner is Gracie! The winner is Gracie. Congratulations, Gracie. You get to spin the wheel of years. Thank God. All right, Gracie. So, could you share your screen?

What? What? Well, so we can see her spin the wheel. You're doing this right now? Oh, okay. Well, we don't have to. I just assumed Eric would put numbers in and then it would be the same thing.

And it was just... Oh, we can do that too. Eric, put... Yeah, let's do it that way I just assumed Eric would put numbers in and then it would be the same thing. And it was just... Oh, we can do that too. Eric put... Yeah, let's do it that way. Put like... Put like numbers in? 1950, 1960... Oh, yeah.

1962. I'll give you the numbers. I've lost track of what's going on. So we're... You've lost track of what's going on? So we just spun a wheel of names. So now it's Gracie. And now we're going to spin the wheel of years.

And once a year is determined, Gracie then needs to pick a film from that year that we will watch. To present to us that we'll watch together. Okay. Yeah, what don't you get? Well, I just didn't know we were doing this now in this episode. You're the one that was supportive of it and said you like the idea. I was one that was like, I don't know if this is any good. I don't know if it's fully baked yet.

Drafts, what he described. That didn't mean we just stopped making the episode it did drafts wait can i ask at what point when i said gavin why don't we do this now when you went yeah where was the that's i mean it's a great question oh it is a good question okay so what i've done is that i have put all the numbers from 1960 to 2023 in random okay great so that. So that way, they randomize here. That's excellent. Now, why would it do that? Why would it put a number in front of all of them

so I can't... You know what? Oh, cool. It's fine. It did it. Holy shit. All right, we're doing it. All right, copy.

Got it. We'll randomize the numbers, and now he's going to insert the random yes that's exactly what i thought it would look like all right gracie gracie this is the wheel of numbers and what's going to happen is we're going to spin it and then we're whatever year it lands on you are tasked with picking a movie that we watch. How about to make it more personalized? Gracie, how many spins would you like? Oh, let's do four. Four spins?

You should also say click when Eric should click. No, that's your job, Gavin. Let me ask you guys a question. Uh-huh. Yeah. Now, does it have to be movie? Are we okay with it being a TV show? TV show as well.

I think it should be open to media. I think it's a piece of viewable media. That's a great way to put it. It's not music. It's got to be a movie show, something like that. Also, there was a shuffle here that I wasn't aware of. I like the way you did it. Fuck.

Okay. All right, Gracie, call it. Click. All right, here we go. Our first spin is... 1991. Okay. So, irrelevant on...

Do we want to remove it? No, you got to keep it, because what if it want to get it? Yeah, it's truly random. All right Gracie. Let me know when Click got it all right here. We go our second spin. This is a weird episode. I'm not getting any clicks from you Gavin I'm very disappointed Oh my god, 1992! 1992! Oh my god, it's a human progression!

This is so exciting. I'm clicking so much my fingers hurt. Are you serious? None of it's coming through. I'll click. I'll audibly click. Alright, here we go. Gracie, you let me know when. Click. click oh my god oh 1978 and now this will be our final spin let's take let's take a bet pick a pick a year what guy what year do you guys think it'll be? 1987.

Okay. Ooh, 1997, 98. Okay. 1986. Oh, that's good. 2006. Okay. Marisi, whatever do you think it's going to be? I hope it's something when I was alive. Anything 2001 and up. I'm going to say,

honestly, I'm going to say 1995. That's going to be my guess. Here we go. What does the winner get? I don't think anything. I think it's just a fun thing that we're doing. Brag, yeah, you get to brag about it. All right, Gracie, whenever you're ready.

Okay, let me get ready. Click. Here it comes Our spin is winding down And it is Nin- Two Three Sixty-four

Nineteen Sixty-four Wow Nineteen Sixty-four I am so excited to see what Gracie will pick I will have to do more curious research. That's awesome.

That's like before her parents were born, so that's pretty exciting. My parents were not born in that year. No, absolutely not. The worst movies of 1964. According to this list, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is the worst movie.

It's not just you, Murray. The Incredible Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became... What? Cut off. Who Became... We Will Never Know. Mixed Up Zombies.

Didn't we watch Mystery Science Theater of the People Who Stopped Living and Became... We might have. Back Door to Hell. Oh, there was a movie called Teenage Strangler. Whoa. Swedish Wedding Night. Ooh la la.

Poncho's Hideaway. Okay, so there's a lot of bad looking movies. The Creeping Terror. Oh, that's a classic. I said that one already. Did anyone hear him say Goldfinger? No. The Horror of Party Beach.

That's a... Sloppy Seconds has a song about that movie. Well, Gracie, you'll have a lot to pick from, including Elvis Kissin' Cousins. So, can sort of be anything. It's up to you.

Think long and hard. You have, I suppose, a week to let us know. I think for our next recording. And then we'll go from there. Then you can present the movie and then we for our next recording. And then, um, we'll go from there. Then you can present the movie and then we can watch it whenever. And then after we've watched the movie, then the next person can spin the wheel or we'll very exciting. We'll do it again.

I like it. And then, yeah. And then it just, uh, and then I'm hoping, I think I was hoping more than anything that the wheel would look cool. And I think it did.

And that we'll find other ways to use it. Yeah. I loved it. Well, there you have it. That's the episode. Click. All right. You guys...

Hey, as we're leaving, Eric and I got a pretty cool pull yesterday on the break show. Did you guys see that by any chance? I missed it. We pulled a Julius Caesar relic. A knife? A one of 99

knife? It's a piece of leather from a tunic that he wore. Wow. So now F*** Face owns a piece of Julius, like a legitimate piece of Julius Caesar's clothes. It looks like that, and then it has,

it's a piece of, that's what I'm saying, Gavin, there's no way. It is. There's no way. They buy them authenticated at, at like auctions,

and then they cut them up, and they're all, they're all completely above board. It's, it's, let's fucking, we own some Caesar, baby.

That dude died before Jesus. Huh. Well, thanks for listening to F*** Face. Real strong, real strong That dude died before Jesus. Well, thanks for listening to F*** Face. Real strong ending on this one today. 185.

Gracie has to pick a movie from 1964 and we're very excited. You can follow us at F*** Face Pod on Instagram and on Twitter and you can go to F***FacePod.com

slash first and sign up to support us directly and watch our first stuff which is Let's Plays. And that's pretty much it. Any anything else so we can wrap this thing up? Gracie, have you ever seen

a film that old? Actually, yes, in school. What's the old? You may not know off the top of your head, but what's the oldest movie you've ever seen? Probably like it happened one night.

Yeah. OK, there you go. Hey hey do you guys think we should do a murder draft i was thinking about that no best murders yeah because i'm gonna be in the first round so that's true i was also thinking what if we did a person draft like what if we just did a draft of like nick cage movies you've you've pitched that before? Yes. I just like Nick Cage. I just want to do Nick Cage movies.

You've pitched that before I'd argue in a better format. Yeah, definitely. the fight cage match thing? Yeah. When's the best episode going to be? Like 187 or something?

Oh my god. Alright, bye. Bye. Goodbye. What about a year? A wheel of months? Oh, my God. Cut, cut, cut, cut.

Everyone stop. No more. Hey, guys. Major League fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. How do you spike a heart rate? The intro happened. Cornhole anyone? Jeff forgot the butterfly pose.

Accidental audio. Let's go ice skating. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.