F**kface - Kicker Picker 2024 // Regulation Supplemental

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

Andrew has put together a comprehensive list of every starting kicker for every NFL team at the start of the 2024 season. ANEGG must go through and draft their ultimate kicker team to score the most points. A point after attempt is worth 1 point, a field goal is worth 3. The score is tallied and added as we go. Who would you kick pick? Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and this is going to be the next thing that lasts several months competition for us to keep updated on. But before we begin, I have a key question for Gavin that he hasn't responded to in days. I asked him for a clarification. He never got back to me after my clarification. What was this? How do you feel about a kick being worth three points

as opposed to it being worth one? Oh, in football? I yeah, in soccer, soccer. I think soccer hypothetically had a follow up question, didn't I? I did. Yeah. And then I replied to it. Oh, shit. Fascinating. My question was what would be worth one point? So I came up with the whole system.

I was trying to because Gavin, his problem with football in the past has been that one point is worth six to high. So I was trying to find a lower ground. Which is kickers. Also, Gavin loves soccer, a.k.a. football. So I thought the best way to get us all on board, because we the rest of us have varying degrees of interest in football already, is to focus on football. But just the kicking part, just the part where they kick the ball into a goal because Gavin likes that

already. But before we can pick, we need to decide, are we only focusing on one kick, one point, or is Gavin okay with one kick being worth three points? If you kicked it within the keeper box, it's one, but further out, it's three. That analogy really isn't specific to this. That was me trying to equate soccer to football. It's not a distance thing. It's a situational thing. Yeah. And sometimes a kick in American football or gridiron, as you people call it, is worth three points when it's a field goal and one point when it's an extra point scored after a touchdown.

I would think that we'd want to maintain that integrity. I just wanted to see where Gavin was at with it before we advanced, if he was OK with that. Sure. I mean, I just grew up with, you know, everything's one point. But that's not even OK. Fair enough. You're right. But there are soccer games where the ball is worth more than one. That's fine. Golden goal. You're right. But there are soccer games where the ball is worth more than one. That's fine. I'm golden goal. You're like a golden goal scenario. Exactly.

Anyway, we have a board of all the NFL kickers we're looking at in front of us. I have listed their teams. I've listed how many times they've kicked the ball in the NFL and a photo of who they are alongside it. The photo really helps. I think the photo is such an improvement here. I think you gotta really lock in on the photos. These are their official NFL profile photos,

which is sort of insane for some of them. We have a whole list. White guy, white guy, white guy, white guy, white guy. It's all white guys here. White guy, white guy, white guy, white guy, white guy. It doesn't stop. It's a bunch of white guys. Interesting. Oh, no, there's there's one at least that isn't white.

Oh, the Falcons kicker. That's pretty young. Oh, cool. Yeah. Awesome kicker. So we are going to go through. We're going to pick a every field goal gets us three points. The end of the season, whoever has the most points wins. Pretty simple.

We're each picking six kickers Sixers and yeah a six pack kick pack six pack garrick you're on fire today This is this is the only thing I'm good at it's this and then putting something on a calendar Yeah, but you fucking you kill it on the calendar. Yeah, thanks buddy. Yeah, the calendar is great. Mm-hmm How do we want to pick who goes first or well we have the? That fan made that dry the official like the unofficial official draft uh-huh uh I think we can just use that to randomize and see how it goes. How do you know about that? Do you have no problem? You remember that website?

Not in the slightest. I'm not mad at all. Yeah, I don't see it. Random.org it is. All right. Let's just do. How about this? We've never done this before. Let's do one randomize. OK. Whoa.

Just one is always so bad. Start. Just start an egg and then we just hit it once. Oh, are you on your VPN? No. Oh, just once like, just start, just start an egg and then we just hit it once. Ooh. Are you on your VPN? No. Oh, okay. That's all right. We're only doing it once.

It's okay. Just take a screenshot of the thing. What it happens. Okay. All right, here we go. I mean, you said you're recording your own thing. Not anymore. You seem to be doing so much better.

I just like the pivot without talking to anyone is like the craziest thing you can do for this fucking show. Like why without saying anything to totally pivot off of what you were doing and just Expect that oh, yeah, nothing should change here. Like you're nuts. You know what? You're nuts. That's fair. That's fair that's fair but also I wanted what we saw to be with the audience sees and if I was just sitting on this page they wouldn't see the same thing anyway randomized I appreciate the any order one randomization here it comes yeah Andrew Gavin Nick Eric Jeff Andrew Gavin. Nick Eric Jeff Andrew Gavin. Knee gag.

Careful. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Okay. Can we all edit this? Yeah. Yep.

Nick Eric Jeff Andrew Gavin. Nick Eric Jeff Andrew. Somebody else is changing it, so I'm not clicking on anything. I'm going to guess that's Gavin. Nah. Yeah. Again, the communication that this team has is insane to me. Just call out. I'll do it.

Nick, Eric, Jeff, Andrew, Gavin. Why? Why is it happening this way? Okay. What's the... How are we so successfully dysfunctional? I just don't understand. Who put me twice? Nobody.

What's going on? It's you. I don't... Nick, Eric, Jeff, and Gavin. Maybe we designate a toucher you're the desic that person for the rest of this episode is the designated toucher They do all the touching and diddling and fondling of the CSV file Everybody move your cursor outside of the video section Andrew would you like to? Andrew do you want to diddle the file? I? Don't add am I call yeah, I can do the file Nick where do you want to diddle the file? I don't. Am I cool?

Yeah, I can do the file. Nick, where do you want my cursor? Well, you're going to be moving it around so you can do whatever. OK, I'm not in cursor jail. Hey, who who is that? But the oh, I see you're doing piss boy. I'm not piss boy. That's the old show.

It's just that we're going to start. old show Yeah, let's do it okay Nick you're on the board take your first go well I do follow football this guy was a kicker at both the college I went to and now for the Ravens. It's Justin Tucker number 26 on this damn it Yeah, I mean that's that that's the one he's the money maker. Yeah, it's Justin Tucker, number 26 on this list. God damn it. Yeah, I mean, that's that that's the one. He's the moneymaker. Yeah, that's he's he's it. That's on the older end, one of the most kicks in the league, 438 kicks, picking for a while.

All right, what are you going to pick, Eric? Well, it's it's tough. There's a lot that we have here that we can choose from. I could have Will Reichardt, who has never kicked a kick in the NFL. You could have Nick Folk, who appears to be the oldest man playing in the NFL. Nick Folk looks like he's ready to grill for all of the kids. He's like, yeah, he looked that way 10 years ago, too. Yeah. He does crawfish boils. He's like He looked that way ten years ago, too. Yeah

He does crawfish boils. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot to choose from but I'm gonna take a young gun and I'm gonna go Dallas Cowboys Brandon Aubrey. Oh Yeah, I was getting ready to auto fill that for Nick. I know he's a cowboy That's you got to take it out from under Nick. I feel good about it. I don't. I think that the Cowboys are mostly going to be settling for field goals all year long. I feel really good about my pick. All right. I'm sitting right here, man.

OK, well, I'm going to go with my pick. I'm not going to move the board. I'm going to let Andrew do it. I'm going to to move the board. I'm going to let Andrew do it. I'm going to be respectful of the rules. Andrew, would you go ahead and select for me? Go down to the down to the ours, please. OK. Our. Yeah, we're looking at rancher.

It's it's Raiders. There we go. I want Daniel Carlson, please. Daniel Carlson. Oh, interesting. The the the only kicker in the NFL to hit at least 90 percent of his field goals in each of his past three seasons. Is that right? Supposedly. Wow. Wow. Andrew, we've had the Ravens, the Cowboys, the Raiders are off the board. This is tough. See, I'm looking down, Eric. You want to scroll down to the Vikings will write.

Oh, the Vikings. I don't know if I'm going to take him, but he looks like the asshole in a horror movie. It looks like a kind of obnoxious jock that dies early. I don't know if I want that on my squad. Blake Group looks like he is being forced to smile and also. Yeah, that's that's the picture when I was scrolling earlier and I started laughing. It's because I saw Blake group for the Saints that's a Rough trade baits looks like he is fresh out of high school. I like the energy

I like the he's got some good vibes. He looks like he is gonna be the CW star of the next football show So I'm gonna go with the Lions and Jake Bates Also, I think a lion could kick a ball pretty far. But needed to. OK, so we're just going off vibes then. There's no actual. Yeah, I'm going for it. He doesn't have any kicks. Surely off vibes. OK, I like it.

Dumb shit is next on the board, apparently. I have a. Hey, guys, dumb shit here. I have a question. I just have a small question. It's how he's on my phone. What is this? What are we doing? What is this?

What are we doing? What are you talking about? So remember the part. What is everyone talking about? It's a kicker picker. What do you mean it's a kicker picker? What are we doing? I got you to confirm the scoring.

Yeah. What do you mean it's a kick-up picker? What am I doing? I got you to confirm the scoring. Yeah. And then I said, whoever gets the most points via kicks going through, wins. So here's what's gonna happen, Gavin. These are all the kickers. This is the kicker for every team in the NFL. I exclaim that. We're all picking our six kickers.

I exclaim that. Then we're gonna watch the entire season and every point they make will count to us. And at the end, whoever has the most points wins. I explain that he did. He explained it all. I'm just reiterating. Does that make sense? Yeah. When do they when do they kick off to the touchdown? Yeah. Or if they kick a field goal. Yeah. It's either we'll count extra points.

So whenever they score touchdown, they kick. And if they're like, oh, we're close, but we can't. We're not going to make it. They kick. Do you count the same? No. That's what I wanted to. What do we do with P.A.T.s? Yeah. That's what Gavin is always concerned about the P.A.T.s. Yeah. I assumed we were counting P.A.T.s, but we don't have to.

We can just do all the kicks, all the kicks that they're involved with. Anytime they score. Yeah. Yep. Eddie Pinero. I feel Eddie Pinero. Dumb shit. What what number what team is he on? Who's Eddie Pinero? Panthers. I had a narrow bread yesterday for lunch. Uh huh.

Okay. Eddie Panero, you're on there. You got it. I love it. Gavin, it's your turn again. Yeah, Gavin. What did you eat for lunch the previous day? Oh, I don't remember.

But there's a GoPro on my desk. That's a little camera. Cam little. Wow. Oh, you took Cam little out from under me. Damn. I love, I love the Cam little pick. Yeah. That's a good, that's a pretty good pick. And then what, what you're going to want to do is when you pick someone, you want to let us know what team they're on. So you say Jaguars, Cam little. Yeah. I mean, on so you say Jaguars uh camo yeah i mean i wouldn't say Jaguars because that's not what that says but um what would you what would you say oh Jaguar you mean the Jaguar Jaguar okay yeah well that's exactly how it's spelt oh is that is that the way this language works

Is that the way this language works? Here's the word guggment Shits had me in a real moody tootie So my pick I'm gonna go with the 49ers Jake Moody. Damn it, fuck, that was gonna be my pick. I think that's a really strong pick. He looks like an approachable dude in a country bar. Yeah, I think that's pretty good. Are you filling out that decal in there, bud, or what?

I sure can, I felt like you hopped in, so then I backed off. I'm taking care of what's going on in the main board. Got it. Okay. Okay, it's my turn. I'm Jeff. I'm pretty excited about this one. I think it's going to be a good year for the Indianapolis Colts.

They have a great kicker, great name, not gay. Very good. Interesting. Interesting. Very good kicker, very good team. On the rise, that team. Yeah. In 2022, he hit 93.3% of his field goals.

Yeah. He did it the gay way, as they say. Well, if we're going by great names, I think you've chosen a great one. I'm unfortunately having to go with my former team, the Los Angeles Chargers. And if you're talking kickers, you better be talking dickers. Cameron Dicker is my pick. The Dicker Kicker is my picker to win this whole thing.

Nickname Dicker the Kicker. No joke. That's I don't know that it's a nickname, so much as it is a name and a description of his job. It was his nickname at UT. Oh, is that where he kicked? Yeah. So thanks for taking. Well, I took him. Yeah, I know, I saw.

Yeah, I think Nick's a little annoyed. I took a cowboy and I took the UT guy, that's pretty cool. Nick's in a Jake Moody Hey dumb shit that was pretty good That made me laugh so I'm going with Chase McLaughlin that's McLaughlin for the bucks Good joke doesn't even it's not even a spelt loft now. That's no No, he took that name and tried to make it clay according to Gavin that would be lay you chlan Back on the board Nick

Oh man, you're back on the board, Nick. Nick, you got it again. You know, I'm gonna go with Graham Gnau from the Giants. Damn it, I was gonna pick that. Cause it's three Gs. It is. Oh, he's triple G? Oh, Guy Scorser games. That's what you think of when you hear triple G? Yeah, Guy's Crusher Games. That's what you think of when you hear Triple G?

Yeah, that's what the nickname. We talked about how this was a pool of a lot of similar looking dudes and I'm going the other way. Young Ho Ku from the Falcons. He's my boy. He's my guy. I think the Falcons, again, I'm trying to pick teams that are not making it to the end zone. So from about 26 yards out,

they're gonna have to settle for three. I'm feeling good about my picks so far. That's a good one. All right, it's my turn. I'm gonna give some real football analysis here. I think the Pittsburgh Steelers are gonna have a fun season of watching a Justin Fields and Russell Wilson fight over who can be the most mid quarterback in the NFL.

And so I think they're going to have to rely pretty heavily on Chris Boswell for points. You see a lot of field goals for the Steelers kicker. Yeah, I think I think that's probably a pretty safe, that's a pretty safe one. They are not making the end zone very much. It's gonna be pretty exciting. Ooh. Yeah, do you think they're gonna do

the Russell Wilson thing where it's like, how many games does it take for him to throw as many touchdowns as he has bathrooms in his house again? I didn't see that last time. Oh really? Oh yeah, it was like, how long does it take before he gets to nine touchdowns the number of bathrooms

He has in his home Took a long time took a long time. Do you think if you had nine bathrooms in your house You'd make it a point to shit in every one quickly. No No, I save one just be like I want to leave one Pristine. Yeah for like a special occasion They don't stay good though. No, I Gavin's right like I Definitely think it's an issue. Yeah You mean they don't stay good like though if you if you have a bog that's not used the water evaporates out

It goes on. Yeah, the water will like no really yeah Yeah, yeah, that's bad keep him flushed. That's how Russell Wilson stays fit. Yeah, that's how that's his workout He just runs up and down stairs drills Fucking sucks But now it's Andrew's pick oh man There's so many good names still on the board. So many. And when I say good names, I mean, literally good names. Yeah. You know, Bass Fishin.

How do I want to? Hmm. You know what? Uh, I'm going to go with Cade York because he just looks happy to be here. I think the commanders are not going to command themselves into the end zone all that often and He just he has a he's got a chill vibe to him. Okay. Got the mustache Looks like a wacky sheriff almost. I don't know. I'm like in Kate York. I Guess he looks like the deputy who gets shot

He does yeah, he lives though, but he ends up, he gets shot in the shoulder, yeah. Oh, Sheriff, we gotta stop him. At the end of the movie, he's got a sling, and you're like, oh, thank God you made it. He lived, that's cool. They shot him in the gut, but he has a sling, that's cool. Gavin, I know you're really locked in on this right now.

Oh, locked all the way in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now it's time for you to make your next two picks. I'm now looking at who's been picked so far and we've got some childish giggle names. We've got Gay and Dicker, and I thought let me find one of those. Right in between, we've got Harrison Butker.

Oh! Oh. You do, you do. The Chiefs, that's pretty good. And it could be a death by a thousand cuts because it's gonna they're gonna get he's gonna get a lot of Point after yeah one here in there like over and over and over again, so So I've been gone for what fucking two weeks or something yeah Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, I've been sick the entire time Yeah, pretty much. Yeah

I picked up something in Detroit and I've been trying to get rid of the no You know what at least you're back and you just get a relax now, man Yeah, I have until like I'm on a plane at noon tomorrow. Oh Gavin have fun with that butt pick. He's pic. He's been in the news a bit lately. Oh, shit. He made himself a real ass in the off season. I mean, surely for good things, right, Jeff? Yeah, he gave a speech at a,

I believe it was at a college graduation that ruffled a few feathers. Yeah. What's he done? What, you didn't know about that? No. I No, I Mean I expect Gavin to be on top of NFL news It's sort of a sort of a women belong in the kitchen and not at college is learning kind of vibe

Yeah, I thought you'd like real real Big in the in the MAGA movement I hear Yeah, do you not I thought this was like your boy right here, dude I'm immediately gonna distance myself from the boys I'll say this he's a really good kicker He is a meat damn it I Skipped over him, but yeah, I forgot about that. Thanks for taking him, Gavin. Yeah. We, I think everybody appreciates you taking them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Took a bullet there.

This name's it's messing with my brain because it's almost entirely Ray Narvaez, but it isn't. It's Braden Narveson. A lot of the letters are in there and he looks exactly like Ray. Yeah. You think he looks exactly like Ray? You, you think he looks exactly like Ray? You think that's what Ray looks like? Do you know about that? Do you know about that kicker that looks like Ray? Did he punch a woman or something? No. What?

OK, I was just prepared for the worst. What? Whoa, why would you say that? Well, after butt kiss or whatever, who'd I not say butt kiss? That's you, dude! I don't know what you're like. What are you talking about? I'm learning. What did this guy do? Nothing.

He didn't do anything. This is the NFL kicker that looks like Ray. Wow, he's got the wrong name That's true Rod the kicker three and I don't think he I don't know if he's even in the league He's not look a little bit like Ray though. Yep. Yep See you think that's Ray Photoshop in there. It's not just what the guy looks like. That's incredible. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Not weird. Oh Wow

Why can't we pick him? Yeah. He's not in the league. Yeah, I don't know. He might be in the league, but he's not on this list. Ah, but Andrew, it's time for you to make your pick from who's on this list. Oh shit, it's my turn? That's how this thing has worked so far, yeah. Yeah, well listen, I was caught up in Gavin...

not knowing who Ray is. It's weird, because kind of work together. They're not very long though. It's not nearly as long as everybody remembers. No, that's true. It's fair. I think I'm going to go with some Mario Carti, Joshua Carti with the Rams 25. He looks happy. I'm going with the Vibe Squad.

Joshua Cardi He's got a big smile. He does He also has to mean I can't tell if he's got like the little chin goatee thing, but maybe it's just a shadow Yeah, and it looks like Andy from Toy Story grown up Yeah about about as much as Braden nervous and looks like Ray. Yeah, no, I think my comparable is a lot better than that. Whatever you say, man. It is what I say. Jeff.

I'm going to go with a completely boring, non-controversial or funny pick in any way. Jake Elliott for the Eagles. Okay, go Eagles. He's going to get a lot of action. Yeah. I think you're probably right. I'm going with the Bears, Kyro Santos. I don't really have much of a reason.

I think it's a great name. I think the Bears are going to, you know, you gotta pick someone who's still on. Cam Little got chosen, so what am I supposed to do? I'm gonna go with Cairo Santos Nick you got to You know I'm gonna go with I think from the Cardinals Matt Prater Because I I don't know that they're gonna hit the end zone a lot But if they do at least I'll get the PATs then

Old as fuck Matt Prater. I think also Also old. He's got a lot of experience. 481 kicks already, so... Hopefully he's still accurate. That's a really nice way of saying old. Well, he's got some mileage. How about that? And then I'm gonna go with... Uh... the browns. I have a feeling that...

Oh, we keep going how many we do it six You've got to pick two more times asshole Good day. I think the Browns gonna be a shit show, but I think they're gonna be on field goal range Lucas Have risk have a risk, okay? We'll see how they I think you nailed it. Yeah. I think that's great for now. Feeling confident. Love it. My team. That's back to me. And I think man, how about Jason Sanders for the Dolphins? Nothing funny about that pick. But if they score a lot of touchdowns, he'll give me some numbers. But if they're just in the range and they can't quite get there,

I think he's going to be a guy that you see a lot of. Jeff, I'm going to pick Seahawks. Should be Jason Myers. I know. Two time Pro Bowl or Myers. My pick. Pretty good about that. Yeah, I know. OK, two time pro bowl or wires. I picked a pretty good about that. Yeah, thank you. There you go. He's got a serial killer last name and first. Yeah, it's a killer Halloween.

He's unstoppable. Andrew, who are you thinking? Oh, this is really tough because there's there's an important thing to this that you need to consider of. I'm going to be yelling potentially. I need somebody's name that is fun to just yell for that. Disappoint me or excite me. Probably disappoint me. I'm trying to decide if it's more fun to yell lots or group.

It's tough. Well, you know, you have two picks. You can get them both in there. I'm not a swing fourth. Uh, so I have two picks remaining, that don't. Get them both in there. I'm not a swing. Fourth. So I have two picks remaining, that's true, but I'm going to go with Lutz. Like, Lutz. I like what is what I said confusing in any way. No, I just was clarifying that, you know, I don't have a guarantee to lock them up. Gavin could swoop in and take some group.

You know, I'm really like, but that's not what Blake's group. Plays for the saints. He does. He does play for the saints. Group. And he is Blake group. What a great pick, Gavin. That's really smart. This is fun to yell. Uh huh. You've one more. You got one more. Nick folk. Oh, what's he on? The Titans.

Titans. These are Titans. Look at his big, big jaw. Nick. This word kind of like cut out when you said it. So sort of sounded like you said Nick fuck. You're picking Nick fuck Okay Gavin's got all of his kickers locked up now It's time for Andrew to find D finally make his last pick and you can't take great last on hips off the list, dude

I Don't like the look of Chad Rylan just personally. Okay. Okay, I get it Man so a lot of kickers here that you can feel pretty good about yeah You know I'm gonna. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna do some bass fishing. I'm taking that Tyler bass damn That was gonna be my pick man. That's a good. I think that's gonna be a good like me and Tyler bass Yeah, yeah, I think that's gonna be pretty good How about you Jeff oh my god can I see who's left I think that's gonna be pretty good. How about you, Jeff? Oh my God, can I see who's left?

I got Evan McPherson. Yep, you also have, here's Austin Siebert. Austin Siebert or Chad Rylan. Chad Rylan, Kayme Fairburn. Fuck. And Will Reichart, who is brand new and might die first. I'm not sure. That's tough, dude. Here's what I'm going to go with.

I'm going to go with these are all fucking quarterback heavy teams. I'm going to go with Evan McPherson with the Bengals because I think there's a pretty good chance that Joe burrow gets hurt I think no glass. Yeah, and so they may have to they may have to Yeah, I feel lean heavily on their kickers. Uh, I Am gonna grab Kiimi Fairburn from the Texans Don't know who he is. Never heard of them don't care much for the Texans, but I'm gonna lock him up and see if he brings me

in those points. And Nick with the final pick of the kicker-picker draft. Well, I'm going with the guy who's gonna die first. That's Will Ryckhard from the Vikings. They play indoors. I don't like their offense, so I think they're gonna have to settle for field goals a lot, and they play, like I said, they play inside,

so it should be easier for a rookie to get some kicks. So I'm not going to go through who we've all picked. I think this is a pretty, it's pretty like locked in, but I will point out that we did not pick the Jets, Austin Siebert or the Patriots, Chad Riley. Those are the two and they are. Here's the thing, teams that are like notorious for falling apart. And those guys could be guys that you really hang it on this year. This might be the worst Patriots team in 20 years. Oh, isn't it awesome?

It's the best. It's so fun to watch. Got it. Rocks. Chad Rylan looks like he was made in a lab to be the Patriots kicker. Dude, if that guy's not from Boston, he's going to fit right in. It looks like Mac Jones in disguise. I'm still useful.

I'm going to kick that. Mac Jones. He's going to shake everyone and just be like you motherfuckers. You should have kept me. I'm back. I will say this respectfully about Austin Seabert. He looks like he is being used to promote that hair powder thing that we got for Does It Do? That is what the profile image looks like for me.

Like he is a successful user. Those are our last two. I will say Nick, with your pick, you might be the first to die or he'll be the psycho that makes it to the end. And oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. You get a lot of points there off that. I like that. I'm I feel confident. Speaking of that topic thing, I forgot to mention to you guys,

when I was watching the Love Island, UK season, that I eventually bailed on to watch the US because it was better this year. There was a dude who had kind of weird hair. And then I saw an interview with him later where he said, like, he put top pick on his hair the entire time he was there. Really? And that's why it looked weird. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. He's like, yeah, the production was really cool about it.

They knew it was like a thing I do. And like he was and I was like, fuck, that's the stuff we used. That works. That works out in the wild. If it works, it works. How do you feel about your squad, Gavin? Oh, I'm going to win. All your research pay off? Yep. Locked in. Panthers, Jaguars, Chiefs, Packers, Saints and Titans.

Not bad. Andrew's got Lions, 49ers, Commanders, Rams, Broncos, Bills. What are 49ers? What are 49ers? They're miners. Yeah, they're miners. Oh really? Okay.

Yeah, they were the California Gold Rush. Oh, I'm getting the gold. Oh, this ties back to the Olympics. Jeff, the Raiders, the Colts, the Steelers, the Eagles, the Seahawks, and the Bingles. I've got the Cowboys, the Chargers, the Falcons, the Bears, the Dolphins, the Texans, and Nick. Ravens, Bucks, Giants, Cards, Browns, Vikings. I think they're a great, great disbursement

all around from everyone. Very, very good for the kicker picker. Jeff is really close to going all animal. Oh yeah. Whoa. He's too away. Well, I mean, the Raiders are like animals if you really look at them.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You see the, have you ever seen the super fan of the Raiders that dresses in the full gorilla suit? Oh yeah.

No, I haven't. Oh, he's great. I love that guy. Uh, I, they are, man, they are a weird insane people. Yeah, they are. Yeah, I mean they're Raiders fans They're crazy to begin with but like Man, they are Truly an insane group now. We need to make you want there we go. That's my guy He's a super fan aren't you sad you didn't get this team, Gavin?

Yeah Now before We're fully locked in. We need to make a decision because we have two kickers left. If a kicker gets hurt Which is gonna happen, the one of us Uh-huh. Are we able to swap them or are we just locked in with what we have? I think we have to be locked in because I like so much of like the kicker stuff is going to change. Like there are kickers on here that I didn't know

that they were the kickers for their teams. I was under the impression that the kicker for the Jets was Greg Zerline. I went off their depth chart. I mean, it might be right. He might have gotten knocked way down and he might not be the kicker there anymore. Maybe he's not. I was just under the impression he still was. Maybe he's not anymore.

I mean, I bought, I bought a movie that didn't fricking come out. I think if you get into it, I guess I was right. A couple of movies didn't come out. That's a great point. I also think it's not by team. Like if if Matt Gay for the Colts is out and they bring someone else in, you don't get those points. You got Matt Gay points, baby. That's it. Yeah.

You bet on the durability of your kicker. Exactly. Top of fair. That is a great point. We'll say Packers pulled a fast one, cut their kick kicker brought in a new guy like eight hours ago as of yesterday What really yeah, I like I made the full list and then yesterday During the middle of the day they cut the guy that I put on the list it was listed Wow Holy shit That's crazy. Good luck fellas. Yeah, no kidding.

Oh, I'm excited to see how this all plays out. Thank you for watching this Kicker Picker draft. Somebody's gonna make a website about this and keep track of how these scores go. Yeah, there will be updates in some fashion at some point in time in the future. Yeah, but now I'm excited. I got something to watch.

I'm watching Red Zone, baby. I'm watching my boys. Oh, yeah. NFL season starts next Thursday from this recording. So you are. What's the first game? Uh, it's Chiefs versus Ravens. Ravens. Oh, wow.

It's a classic Nick versus Gavin matchup, guys. It is it's the duo that you love. Gavin and Nick together again in head to head competition. Bring it on. It's a kickoff. Oh, I got you already. It's a kickoff. It's a kickoff.

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