F**kface - Layering 100 Pees // Banana Shaft [203]

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s voice, why birds don’t have visible balls, animal kingdom penis’, old tweets, Dollar Hot Dog Night, being in a Whataburger commercial, the solar eclipse, Xbox 360 best features, Way of the Dogg, Undercover Boss, recording every piss, hobbies we’re running from, internal goo, snorting Tums, justice for Graysie, NBA stars with pets, Eric the super producer, hollow Whoppers, and more.

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What does call it mean? Do we have another episode in the can? No. No. We got to go. Yeah, we have to. We don't have a choice. Nick isn't here also.

There's no Andrew. I don't really understand what's going on. I feel like we might need Andrew. I would say at the very's going on. I feel like we might need Andrew. I would say at the very least. Oh, there we go. Are you ready? I'm on time. Well, there's no way he's ready and recording. I'm already recording.

Go. All right. Don't that tone is not. Oh, whatever. Just start. Hello and welcome to another episode of the F***face podcast. I believe this is the two hundred and third iteration of this carnival of stupidity and cum we call a podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always, Andrew Panton and Gavin Free. How's everybody doing? Pretty good.

Fantastic. Why on earth were you late? I was on time. What do you mean? You were you. There's one. There's one when I was here. That's fair. You were within the 60 second grace period. Why on grace period? Why on earth were you on time?

Better question. Why was I early? I had to use the bathroom and it was a bigger ordeal than I was anticipating. So you traded pleasantries for what I assume was a liquid shit. No, it was just more. I thought I just had to pee and there was more. It was a combo and I thought I was getting an individual item and it took more time than I anticipated. So were you panic wiping?

There's no way you've done a good job. No, I'm listening. I was thorough. The job was done clean. But yeah, I was definitely actually I had a slow mo guys, tick tock running and I was like, I got four more rotations of Gavin before I got to go. I got to hurry. Well, I appreciate the views.

You're welcome. Yeah, I just listen. It's going to be my algorithm. Have you ever filmed somebody shitting with a fan of Gavin? No, well, it's not it's not that fast unless you've really got it still be interesting to see in slow motion, wouldn't it? No, don't do it. Maybe do like a dog dog then it would feel more scientific uh

Why did before you finished asking the question? Why did Andrew answer? If somebody is asking to the group have you filmed someone shitting? I think it's important to declare No, it doesn't matter if was aimed at you or not. I wanted to be clear no I Have not Yeah, but I was asking Gavin It doesn't matter if it was aimed at you or not. I agree. I wanted to be clear. No. I have not. Yeah, but I was asking Gavin. Yeah, but listen, I'm not really a scat boy. No, but you're like you're into science and fecal matter is just science at the end of the day. That is true.

What isn't science? Exactly. I'd say Garfield. Garfield is science. Yes. Science of Garfield. How do you feel? I feel great. Because last time you felt great, but sounded like shit.

This time you sound even worse. I think I sound better. I disagree. I think I sound better than I did you do not you sound older you sound like ten plus years You sound like you've seen some shit. Well. I have but I haven't filmed it You saw it at normal speed and force. I did I saw it at normal speed I think my vocal cords have are recovering and I think yelling a lot Screaming when they were bad to show my enthusiasm maybe wasn't a great idea.

Maybe kind of delayed my overall recovery. So there was a lot of yelling in general and especially towards Eric last week. See, I don't even remember that. Yeah, it's very rude. You had five more words left in the podcast and you used four. I got to save them for later. You never know when you need a word. Great.

Hey, do we know where Nick is or no? He's dead. Well, okay. He's sick. All right. He's not dead, but he's sick. Is that how you lead that up? He's dead.

I mean, he's at the doctor. The death doctor. He's at the doctor. The the death doctor, the he's at the mortician. I was actually part of the reason why I was worried about getting here on time is because I told him I would make sure Craig was here. So I was like, I got to get Craig in. They can't start without Craig. I made a promise to Nick. You got here. I mean, I did. Which is great.

Yeah. But he asked me to. So I felt a specific obligation Do we ever explain what Craig is? I feel like we talk about Craig. I think we have yeah, okay So discord recorder thing if not just Google Craig and now we have a good Let's do every hundred episodes to be safe Hey, let me ask you guys a question that came to me last night. We were actually three of us were hanging out together last night. I won't say which three we were at a baseball game, watching a baseball game.

And I was watching some birds fly over the field and cast shadows. And that got me thinking, how come birds don't have visible balls? Like a boy bird, how come like don't have visible balls? Like a boy bird. How come like, like Albert, his balls dropped and his little, his little balls swing every time he walks. Wouldn't it be funny if birds had balls and like when they dove, the balls hung behind them and like fluttered in the air. And then when they slam on the brakes, the balls shoot forward. Like how come birds don't have, wouldn't it be cooler if birds had balls, like visible balls? Like how come birds don't have wouldn't be cooler if birds had balls like I assume with birds

Evolving to be as aerodynamic as possible. Yes, you wouldn't want balls spinning and slapping in the wind I agree, but wouldn't it be fucking awesome? It would make birds so much more interesting Those are two separate conversations. I don't think evolution factors in what would be hilarious So fuck evolution evolution made a platypus. How does that make sense? I want balls on my birds. I love the idea of a bird flying up to something and then doing the thing where it like holds its wings up for drag so it can stop. And then the bulls just swinging around that it just does a backflip

because it can't stop on time. And then like think about it, like if you're a snake or like a small rodent and a big bird grabs you to take you up into the air. And it's like fucking dunzo, dude, that you're it's over for you. You have one last defense. If you can get to the balls, I bet it'll drop you. I feel like it was to be a problem with the birds that land on water because fish would constantly be nibbling.

Oh, yeah. Can you imagine balls would land before the bird does? Yeah. Not even nibbling. Oh, yeah, can you imagine? The balls would land before the bird does? Not even Nibbling, but you know how like fish will jump out of the water like going in for a fish And then just getting whacked and the balls over and over again as all the other fish A low pass and your nuts just get a blip It would be the worst if you were like a nearsighted bird with big balls. It's constantly smacking into shit.

Do you think it would be too cruel to craft a very small rubber set of testicles and give them to a bird to wear? Just to see what the aerodynamics would be? That's science. Hmm, that's sort of... Well we do know a bird expert. I feel like we could run this by can run this right them and maybe see You know I'm gonna Google it do birds have balls

Yeah, they're in I'm sure there has external balls Like there's gotta be like one now. I mean think about skydiving with no Yes, and that's what you're positing that's exactly what I'm thinking of that would be fucked That's what I want to see. Every time I see a bird, I want to see, I want to see a dude skydiving with no pants on. I feel like that would be, there are some birds that can go faster than like human terminal velocity. If you had like a Falcon with a set of balls, they might just get ripped off.

Could a bird castrate itself? Could a bird out fly its testicles. You get the bird gets snapped by the bungee cord, but the balls keep going and make a tsunami in the water below. It's times like this that I wish I wish I was an artist. I'd love to be able to I'd love to be able to draw a falcon with a big old pair of hairy balls. You think when a bird gets back to the nest? It's just nuts out. It's just laying down popping the balls out

It's like Alpax. It's yeah, it's just it. I saw the most amazing animal dick the other day on a video Can you guess which? Animal Kingdom penis I was looking at Hmm. Do you want to give us a multiple choice? I mean, yeah, could you give us a little bit? There's a lot. It's a wide range. It was a barnacle. A barnacle.

Really? Okay. I've learned that a barnacle is a little creature in it. Like it, it swims its head into a rock or something, and then it builds a little shell around itself and it might be like. I don't know, a centimeter in length, but its penis is eight times its body length. So you have a load of barnacles all sat on a rock. And then during mating, they're all shooting their penises out and dipping their cocks in all the other nearby barnacles.

And they're all just like sharing. There might be a bit of three on one. It's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life and those are some long I think it's the longest penis in the animal kingdom in relation to its body length so are there boy particles and girl particles then no they're all homeophoridites okay once I was watching so it doesn't matter where they land it's just like a soggy cock orgy down there. Yeah, it was a it was tremendous. The there's nothing freaky of the just nature on planet Earth. This guy's got so many dicks.

Look at this dick face. Oh, just got dick and about cocks everywhere. We don't even know it. I don't know his character name from Pirates of the Caribbean, but As immediately where my brain went Do you think he just walks into a cave for mating season because it's too embarrassing to talk to people? Oh, no, I don't want to imagine That's why you gotta buy the DVDs is deleted scene. It's something I'm ready. That's the director's cut mating season with that guy What's his name? He was in Thor that guy's in a million things. Oh I don't have the cellar scars guard. Yeah. There you go. Good poll.

Thank you. Speaking of poll, I got a photo. Let's see it. Ooh, unrelated. This is this is a callback. As as we know, we're talking Gavin, you're talking about some potential joke thievery in the past. And I like to settle things. I like to make sure everything's cleared up. So I went and I did my due diligence and I found the tweet

and then immediately closed the case because not great. I don't think Jack saw that nine likes one quote, five reposts. So you think the chances are slim? I think they were very slim. It wasn't, it didn't get a lot of attention. But I mean, they worked in the same office. Oh no, not in November though, not in November. That would have been after my first stint.

So that doesn't show views though nobody I mean no that's true first I don't know nine likes is pretty rough Sorry that my tweet wasn't very good back in 2009. I'm not saying I'm just saying as far as like I don't think that went around I think the algorithm didn't help that tweet is my argument. Do people like tweets that much though back? I I I feel like. Are you are you proposing that Jack would have liked the tweet? I think that the likes reflect how many people see the tweet. And the fact that I think I'm one of the nine that have liked it

does not help the case that this was visible at any time. I had to search it on your profile. I think that just lends itself to the idea that Jack felt comfortable stealing it because he knew not a lot of people would say a hundred percent. I don't know what Andrew's trying to prove here. It feels like it proved the inverse, right? It's also that's a pretty that's a pretty slow mo tweet. So I wasn't known.

You've damned Jack as a matter of fact Jack is probably one of the only people who could have seen it back then because nobody knew or Liked Gavin back. I think Andrews proving proving. Yeah true also Have you checked the date was that in fact before the podcast? I was having a hard time aligning your version of the podcast with because I did I did look in there as well I don't think what you said was exactly accurate. Oh the time didn't come up when I when I listen didn't come up where am I getting it from I don't know I think you may have misremembered when it happened if the podcast came out before this tweet then that means Gavin stole it from Jack. Yeah. Oh, that would be a twist Yeah, I like I like how quickly Gavin agreed with that just wait. Yeah, I must have stolen it then

Speaking of lab I have two lab things I want to get to today at some point. OK. But we don't have to do it right now. We should we talk about the baseball game last night? That was pretty good. Go ahead. Dollar hot dog night. Talk about the fact that you're too sick to record a let's play, but but good enough to go to dollar hot dog. I can see that. I wasn't. I don't. I wouldn't say I was good enough, but I was definitely better

at the end of the day than I was at the beginning of the day. I was on the mend, as it were. I was just like, so I went out of town with Millie over the weekend to go visit a college, and I got sick on like Monday. And then by last night, I was mostly better. But I just like, I got real sick all at once, but only for like 36 hours.

And I think I just must be, because I'm run down from, I don't know, all the tragedy and trauma of losing my career and whatnot. I think I'm just running on empty. But but I couldn't I was still sick enough that I couldn't eat my hot dogs. I was OK. Well, then, yeah, never mind. Take back what I said. Yeah, you're sick. Yeah, that's pretty. It was pretty ill. I barely had any cotton candy. We've been hanging out quite a lot recently.

We have, it's been nice. I've enjoyed it. You not so much, but I've enjoyed everybody else. I enjoy Meg a lot. You're just there usually, but that's okay. I'm used, I think I'm just, I gotta be honest with you, it's been a long friendship. Get over it.

I mean, can't argue that. No, I'm kidding. I've been having a lot of fun lately. Whose idea was the baseball games? Is that Eric? I believe is mine. Oh, thank you. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. Never mind. It's Andrew. Yeah. I sent you all a Google invite.

It was great. Didn't you win something at the baseball game? I want to know about you winning something. What did you win? What did I win? I got to go on at the third inning. They do like trivia and they asked if I wanted to do trivia. And I was like, absolutely not. And then Emily and Eric were like, yes, he does.

And I was like, I really don't. And the guy goes, I'll be. Oh, shit. Are you is your Jeff? And I was like, oh, fuck. And I was like, yeah. And he goes, all right, you're definitely doing it. And then I was like, I was like, oh, um, Gavin's here, too. I tried to throw Gavin into the bus. I was like, oh, Gavin's here too. I tried to throw Gavin into the bus and he's like, cool, we'll mic him up too.

And then when they came by, Gavin conveniently went to the bathroom, which was very smart of him. And I had to do Whataburger trivia. So were you in a spontaneous ad for Whataburger? Yeah. Yeah, I just was suddenly, they were like like they asked me the question, like, what is the one animal that is allowed to go through the water burger drive through?

And it was like horse bull or llama. And so clearly it's horse. We live in Texas. And so I said horse. And then they were like, wrong, it's bull. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? And then they were like, April Fool's, it is actually horse. We don't know why the card is wrong. Wait.

When was this? This was yesterday? This was last night, yeah. April 10th, the classic day of April Fools. Yeah, April Fools plus nine. It was just an arrow, was it? I think so. Yeah. Okay.

And they gave me a bag with a water burger koozie. So I'm fucking set. We also hung out for the eclipse and we saw little glimpses of totality through quite a lot of cloud and everyone was taking pictures and stuff. And I thought when I was looking at the thing, I want to get a picture, but how would the British Jackal take the picture? I got this little back. Is the moon exactly in fantastic?

It's exactly how Gracie would take that picture. Classic British Jackal. Right. That's that's awesome. Gracie, did you did you get any pictures of it? Do you see it? Yeah, I'm actually I mean, y'all know I have trouble with this. I'm trying to get my photos on the computer so I can send them to y'all. Are you my mom? What's going on? What? Yeah, what is this? I don't I don't know why the photos don't go well.

I'm trying to get photos ready on my computer. Yeah, I don't I don't know why the photos don't go well Photos ready on my computer it worked Whoa, that's really good. That's cute. Oh, that's great. That's she's blind so it did it. I guess the glasses didn't matter You know, it would be cool if the eclipse shocked her back to sight. Oh, did the reverse? Yeah. I don't know that she could handle that. I think that might be the straw that would break the camel's back of Cinnamon.

Cinnamon came in for a recording of another podcast not too long ago, and I've never seen a dog sundown in the middle of the day while pacing infinitely would not stop at all Cinnamon is in her own world Yeah, it's what she is fuck. That's what arrow was I didn't send this year, so What's this one? That's another hack dot hack.

That's a hack. Oh, wow. Look at that. You got a better view of it. What if everybody work? Yeah, well, I had to download it and open it. Oh, well, here you go. Oh, wow. That's like the diamond ring. They call it or whatever.

Well, it looks kind of like a ring when there's a lot on one side, so it looks kind of like the shape of a ring. Yeah. What if what if the eclipse stole everyone who stared at it without glasses? It stole everyone's vision, but one person. And then they got the power of everybody else's vision. Right. They got supervision. Yeah, like twenty thousand, twenty thousand vision.

So I don't think I'd want that but for eyesight I think that'd be a nightmare to have like yeah the ones eyesight You'd see everything like see a speck of dust just I think you'd realize how dirty everything is it would be terrible There was a there was a comic book. I read many years ago called rising stars where Everybody in this town that was fucking when a comet went over the town all got pregnant and then they all had kids and Then those kids were all born with superpowers And then every time one of those kids would die like get hit by car or something because they're young Everybody else's powers would increase so then one of them became a serial killer and started killing them all and they were all becoming

More powerful and then but so was the killer and they were trying to figure out who it was that was killing them And I never finished it is that different to the Triffids thing day of the Triffids I never saw that already doesn't that get everyone blind. I don't know and then it's like plants I know of it, but I never saw it hmm There's the movie blindness where they all went blind for no reason. And then they got their sight back for no reason. Wasn't good. I don't recommend it.

I also took a an eclipse photo because I saw my social media feed was filled with everybody else taking photos. This was my contribution to the overall conversation. Look at this crazy eclipse. Oh, my God. It's really the white cover in the silver. Is that an Umi Didji? Yeah, that's my Umi Didji bison.

Unfortunately, not watermarked or so you wouldn't have to ask. Do you have a sprinkler? I do. Yeah. OK. Terrifies me. You have made me terrified of sprinklers. You should be. You made me so scared of them. You did that slow mo video of how they work. And in my head, it's just like the most flimsy piece of glass just holding everything together.

And I assume if I break one, they'll all go off somehow. And I'm terrified of them. It's just like my video, except the water pressure in reality is like five times higher. Oh God. I don't know what I'd save. I don't know what I'd grab. I could grab one. If you're a achievement hunter, you wouldn't save anything apparently.

You'd just let it all soak. God, I forgot about that. I didn't. Set that room back a year. I have a rooster teeth question for you, Jeff. I don't really work there anymore. Yeah, I know. Well, you were you were there at one point. You were there. I was. I was.

Yeah, you may remember this. How did you make the mouse move in one eight hundred magic? Oh, my God. How did I make the mouse move in one eight and the mouth mouth mouth? Oh, the mouse move in one eight hundred magic crazy. Yeah. Do you work on one eight hundred magic at all? I did. Yeah.

We used a program called Crazy Talk. Oh, wow. OK. Did the did mouth movements. Yeah, we use it a lot. Or in those early days. I think that was mostly a I think Joel directed it. It was in if memory serves. So he would have done the lion share of it.

I did a lot of the machinima. But yeah, Joel and Matt really did a lot of the crazy talk stuff. Yeah. You would just like it was very it was like pre VTuber stuff, right? Real rudimentary. Not great. But it was like one step up from those Conan O'Brien bits in the old days. We watched episode one one Eric and I recently It exists you can definitely watch it I Genuinely don't remember anything about it. I don't even know if I'm in it it you yeah, you are are I think I can't

I'm pretty sure I think you are. Are I think I can't tell. And I think you are. I think your voice modulated. Andrew found it on his Xbox 360 as he went through his previously downloaded material and re-downloaded it so we could watch it. Oh, wow. We're doing some videos and at the end of every episode of the video,

we're watching episode one of-Handed Magic, we got three more to go. But... It's so, it's so fucking goofy, dude. It is, you can tell when it was made because it's attempting to be so cinematic and you're like, huh, and what purpose does this serve? And it really is, well, you know, to be cinematic.

It's fucking great. It is so much fun to watch. I remember that game being difficult to machinimate in. But the reality is fucking every single game other than Halo was difficult to machinimate in. That's why we only did a few series. Yeah, it's one of the nice features about the 360 is you can view your entire downloaded history and the 360 marketplace is closing in either June or July. So I went all the way down to the bottom yesterday

and I am just going through grabbing every weird thing. I downloaded it at the time, thinking it was good content or just fascinating. So like I have like 15 videos on E3 2007. I have wacky bloopers with Seth Green from when he did Mass Effect voiceover at Shia LaBeouf interviews. I got a lot of stuff for us to unpack eventually. So what are you doing with it? How are you keeping it? It's just on my 360. I'm downloading it to my for us to unpack eventually. So what are you doing with it? How are you keeping it? It's just on my 360.

I'm downloading it to my hard drive on my 360. Oh, I see. Oh, yes. That is so cool. Yeah, you should. It is a massive annoyance, but it yeah. You so slow going from menu to fucking menu is just like eating glass. It sucks. Menu to fucking menu is just like eating glass it sucks If you suffer through it so you can watch the first episode of

1-800 magic Some of it though is Great because it's things. I didn't even know existed, but I downloaded and played So for example I got a real steel demo. I didn't know they made a video game of the movie Real Steel. And I have that. What was real? What it is. It was a Hugh Jackman. Oh, yeah. Movie where like a kid control.

Yeah. Yeah. Thing, right? Yeah. That I think failed. I had no idea they made it came for it, but I guess I did because I downloaded it. And yeah, I have the demo. I'd like to do a video with everybody where it's just us going through weird stuff that I probably thought was cool

when I was 14. I think that's a great idea. I think I'd love to I'd love to see all of our download files. Well, everybody has to get on it soon because that marketplace is going away. So it's like part of it also is just preservation stuff. Yeah, and they just turned off all the we you and three stores to. They did. It is sad.

And it made me realize that there's probably stuff I wanted there because I realized I found a game called the way of the dog that I just didn't know existed like Snoop Dogg made a 360 arcade game that he is prevalent in that I've never heard anybody talk about or seen any gameplay for was during his Snoop Lion phase. Oh, yeah. Insane. So I Andrew showed it to me. And I thought that that's what we were gonna play.

And then we didn't. So I just, it was just like, well, why then what was this? Why did you trick me? Why did I get tricked? And he's like, oh, I didn't think that I didn't think I, I thought I made it really clear that like we weren't playing this. And it's like, well, this is the only thing you showed me to be. I open with we're not playing it, but I just learned this thing exists and I need to show you this because I don't I've never seen this.

I didn't know this is recorded like the first 10 minutes of this fucking other gameplay. That is just us looking at stuff for way of the dog. And then we didn't play it. We'll get there. We'll eventually get there. I got very excited because I have the Expendables 2 game demo and it is so bad. The voice acting is so hilariously terrible.

And it's one of my you can't buy it anymore. I just have access to it because of the demo. Apparently, Eric bought it. So we might. Yeah, I'm looking into it. I have I have this game. I'm pretty like I just had to like look it up. I have Expendables 2. I deeper dive. I have this game. I just had to like look it up. I have Expendables 2. I've beaten it a bunch of times.

We should make a point with the new thing of playing the most terrible video games that are on. Oh yeah. We have to like really hunt to track down like that. I think that's a great idea. Like Raidy Boy? Yeah, exactly. Expendables 2 and Raidy Boy.

As an example, yes, Rady Boy. As a thing in practice, no, Rady Boy. Exactly. Right. I had an idea for when we get jobs at the mall. Oh, yeah. OK. Because, you know, we're going to get free time. We could do it. Yeah. But I think what we should all do first is go through some quite heavy makeup

to mimic what the undercover boss does. So that they'll definitely give us the job because they'll think we're the undercover boss. So I'm thinking like taped on beard, some sort of wig and a cap just to make us look slightly out of place. So we're going to impersonate undercover boss impersonating an employee. I love this. Just to give us the edge and it will probably keep people off our back and

it'll keep people friendly to us. I like it. That's a brilliant idea Gavin. And then we should just secretly keep having like what look like serious calls in the corner and they'll be like oh sorry I'm back. And just constantly be like writing stuff down in a notebook. Like, furrowing your brow and going... Yeah, exactly.

Now I want to do undercover boss stuff. I'm looking at undercover boss makeup stuff. Some of these are so nice. That is so good. We all need to go through the undercover boss makeover I want to know I want to know what I would look like if I was a CEO working retail These you get great. Do you think they get any? Like control over what the outfits look like

Cuz we're looking at guy with like brown hair and they put him in a blonde wig and gave him blonde facial hair. I ain't sure. Oh, that's the least convincing makeup I've ever seen. It's a guy with like very clean cut and then like the shaggiest hair. We all gotta do this. Yeah. I'm so, you got, you sent me down a fucking line. This rocks.

The Yankee candle guy is amazing. Man. We just need a group photo of all of us as undercover bosses, I think. I think it would be a sick poster. What the fuck? What? Some of them are A lot of offensive. St.

Andrews. That's awesome. I think that show that I thought was also funny is the notion that a person working at Yankee Candle in the mall would just know what the CEO looks like. Like, that's such a ridiculous assumption that is such a self like ego thing of like, well, of course, they'll recognize me. I've got to be disguised.

The manager might. I listen, I don't know about that, but I can. I don't think I can name if I go into a mall. I bet you I don't know what the CEO looks like of any of those places. Dude, I worked at Sidney's Fried Chicken in high school. They had three stores in in the area where I grew up. And I couldn't have told you what the owner of those stores looked like to save my life. No fucking clue. Ridiculous.

I did never never showed his face in my Sydney's Fried Chicken in Theodore. We know Sanders is like the exception of like, yeah, it makes sense. You need to. Why did we never dress up Matt and give him a job in achievement? That would have been class. I actually had a funny idea to see if you could have convinced the other people that this is not somebody they work with. Be like, yeah, it's a streamer coming in. See how they do

Is this the point where I admit to everybody that Jeremy Dooley was was actually Matt Hull and disguised. Oh my We got too deep into it we didn't know how to get out so we had to move him to Boston The only way we could in the bit. I never saw them together. It's course not fucking funny. It's my virtue of Matt not being there. Yeah, I've never seen him together. I had to walk around on his knees for three fucking years. He's sick of it by the end.

It is a great like qualifier because it is Eric saying it means nothing. I've never seen John Adams and Albert Einstein together. That doesn't mean they're the same person, but I like that. Just applying that to anyone. Big show and Brad Pitt never seen them together. I can't rule it out. Don't know. Eric and Andrew never seen them together. It's true. That's your fault because we have been together, even though Eric doesn't know it.

What? Oh, probably like a pack. Yeah, like I went to Pax and you were like we interact. God, yeah. Yeah. OK, yeah. So I agree. That's Gavin's fault. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Hey, I want to get you guys opinion on something. This is one of my it's a minor lab thing. But you all know how I'm recording all other things to record. Well, you already in the middle of the day, you're like, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do I was recording my farts, or while I've been recording my farts, I've been thinking of other things to record. Well, you're already in the middle of recording a thousand and one gallons of piss. You're just doing that simultaneously. Well, yeah, so I was going to say is, should I be recording all of my pees? No. No, hold on. Hold on.

Let me hear. Let's see where I'm going. What if, Andrew, you recorded yourself peeing? What would it sound like? It would sound like you peeing. Right. Or it would sound like the beginning of Goonies when they're trying to figure out how to get down to the basement. It would just sound like a person pissing. But what if you layered 100 of your peas on top of each other?

Would it sound like Niagara Falls? Would it sound like the piss version of a roaring waterfall? And if so, would that be the first ever piss waterfall in existence? Wouldn't we be breaking new ground, new sonic ground? Do you think if you record a thousand people whispering, it sounds like people yelling? No, I think it sounds like a thousand people whispering. Yeah. It'd be pretty loud though.

I think, I don't know, Gav, I don't know what happens when I record myself peeing a hundred times and lay it all on top of each other, but it might sound really fucking cool, so I think we should find out. So I'm gonna, I haven't started yet, but as of today, I'm gonna start recording all of my pees. If I found out that the waterfall sound that I fall asleep to is just a dude's pee

a hundred times over, I would be so mad. I would be outraged. I can't wait, Jeff, to have that finished file because we could just overlay it on footage of Niagara Falls and see how places we have to upload it as an ASMR video. I was about to say, wonderful. What if we did the most amazing, like gentle gate, you're like fall asleep, like to like natural earth sounds, but it's all it's all pee and poo poo stuff and people

just don't know it. You know what? This is a perfect audio game for the listeners, too, because we can maybe like record some actual water sounds and then put yours in and see if anyone can tell the difference. Well, I guess the piss sort of thing. Yeah. Well, like if Jeff does his waterfall piss thing, if we get some audio of real waterfalls and then be like, which of these three are Jeff's piss to see if anyone can figure it out.

I don't think they could. I don't think so. I don't know. That's like I want to do that. I want to do a game called Who Farted where we all record a fart just for it. And then we mix it up and we we put it in jumbled order. And then everybody has to take the test to see if they can correctly identify all the farts, including their own. I have to get my CPAP out again.

I meant to ask you that because you mentioned passingly recently. You're on the CPAP again Did you ever solve that problem? No living with oh no. Oh no. I'm off it again Oh, you're back on the bear. I can't I need it. I need to turn down, but they lock you out of all the settings That's so funny. You need to put the person who charges 80 bucks to change the setting on it to do it who charges 80 bucks to change the setting on it to do it. We're talking about a lot of things we might get into. Did you guys see the email TVG sent us this week?

Haven't had a chance to look at it yet, but I saw that a video. It was good. Yes, it's so it is so good. I have to watch me. Let me post a link to it. Give me a second. He one of my favorite things at TBG is when he just sends us a random video about things. And this is specifically at us as well as a talking point in general.

So I'm going to post it. We can watch it. It's very short. It's only 53 seconds. And then we can we talk about it. I also have to. The thing that I love about you, because sometimes it's hard to tell how intentional some of the stuff is, because he has his comedic timing in this is insanely funny. He nails it.

So this is the video right now. You've a lot of watch. It's called Future Hobbies. It's like real life. It's black and white. It's a serious video. All right. I'm starting to know. What's up, face team? It's black and white. Well, it's a serious video. All right, I'm starting it now. What's up, FACE team? It's your boy TPG. I'm out here on another walk. I was thinking about one thing and that's if you guys ever find yourself running from future hobbies.

I feel like I see a lot of birds and I've recently been like, you know, I'd like to get deeper into that. But then I get afraid that birding is like an old man hobby. And then I don't do it. But I probably should. You guys ever have hobbies that you feel that you don't do because you associate them with them

just like a later stage of life? I just think about that a lot, like fishing. I don't know if I wanna be a fishing guy, but I like being outside. Quilting or sewing. I miss you guys. Hope you guys are doing well. Why am I running from my future hobby self? Should I get a kite? Should I get a kite kills me. Dude, I've been exactly where he is with the birding thing. I finally just embraced it I've got a haiku box and everything my yard records birds 24 hours a day it get into a TPG. It's awesome

Are there any hobbies that you you ran from outside of birding or is that that the one you're like? I don't know. I don't know about this. Oh I decided not to get back into comic books in my 40s. I thought about it. So the reverse, I thought about it. And then I thought, no, no, no, no, I'm past this. I don't, I don't, there's, I want to go back to this. Interesting.

Oh, what was yours, Gracie? Gracie said she also had the reverse. Yeah. I saw this girl on TikTok who makes coloring books and I was really tempted. Then I was like, well, I'm not five anymore. You should make coloring books. What do you mean? I think you should definitely make a coloring book, Grace.

Oh my God, of course. Can I tell you all a secret? I bought it anyway and I do have it. Nice. This is cheating at the game. This is so creepy. No way I'm getting into this. By the way, I have it.

Well, wait, I mean, and you were talking about getting potentially back into moon shoes at some point. So maybe you're just in an era of no nostalgia. Yeah, no, I think every day I get a little closer to reverting to my childhood self. I feel like that's just what acting is. It's just like you're pretending something when you're playing as a kid and making stuff up, it's the same thing just on a larger scale.

It's OK to revisit those. Do you I don't think do you have one, Andrew? I'm trying to think of I don't know if I have a passion that I was, I guess, video games, but that's not necessarily a kid specific thing. I'm trying to think of like a through line and a lot of things I got in and out of hobbies I've avoided because I never even occurred to me the idea that an old man hobby represents that I'm getting closer to death.

I have more things where I'm like, Oh, I wonder when I started caring about this. Well, I really want to I want to get a recliner. Like I want a lazy boy at some point. I got really excited thinking like I haven't looked into that world at all. And I bet you there's some crazy tech in the lazy boy. Well, I wonder what the most expensive lazy boy does. I got to think it's like a massager. While you're looking that up, Gav, obviously, if I can jog your memory,

I remember back this a couple of years ago. I always think of as well. We live together. I think it was after we lived together, but I remember you were telling me that you always wanted to, you were like, I wouldn't say desperate to get into it, but you always were really intrigued by the idea of giving strange dudes hand jobs

in like a public rest station, but you were scared to start. Is that the same thing? Do you guys think maybe Just thinking of hobbies that you know you're scared that you want to do but you're scared to do and I remember that being Do you think he was afraid to start because he wouldn't be able to stop? I think so I think that's where the fear came from. Yeah. I think the stopping would be out of his control Yeah, I feel like that's on the other person. I think he just I think you were I don't remember.

I have to go back. I wish we'd recorded this conversation. I just I just remember you being really into the idea of being scared that you'd get lost in it, I think is what you're an idiot. I was really intrigued. I was like, Oh, I wonder what I was trying to get into. Oh no. And then it was hand jobs. I was like, Oh, it was a bit. He got me again. I thought I had another forgotten thing. Like my forgotten life hack. Got to keep you guessing. Oh, Jeff, you said you had a new life hack. Did I?

Yeah, when we were annoying Eric at the diner the other day. Oh, are you talking about the my banana thing? Oh, yeah. Was that not for F***face? Yeah, the banana. We already talked about it. What was my life hack? I don't remember it. I don't know. The banana thing? you the the banana it is the banana thing the banana thing No, the banana thing is for face that that is if that's if that's it. Hey, Andrew We've talked a lot about bananas in the past. No wait. No time. Wait time out. We've done the banana thing

What's the talk about the banana? What's the banana thing isn't about peels? Isn't it something to do peels? Absolutely like Okay, mr. Go ahead. Never mind. All right, you didn't even remember what it was. You just about peels isn't it something to do peels absolutely like okay, Mr. Go ahead nevermind all right You didn't even remember what it was you just thought peels Well, I feel like we talked about bananas recently, and I assumed it was one in the same no it's absolutely not this is a it's not As he's not annoyed in this picture, but he's miffed I can tell allow me to blow your mind Okay, y'all know how we've talked a lot about bananas in the past, how they're kind of a C plus fruit at best. Nice thing about a banana is it's always about as good as a banana is, very rarely is a banana bad,

but the ceiling for a banana is just low. Like there's no such thing as an A plus banana. You've never had a banana and said that's an A plus banana. But you've had a lot of- I certainly haven't. You've had a lot of C plus or maybe B minus bananas. Sometimes a banana just hits the spot. Good bananas, but they're never better than a banana.

The ceiling for a banana is not an A tier fruit. And I like bananas. I just don't like bananas. But I figured out a way, I figured out a way to break the banana ceiling, Andrew. Okay. Does it involve hand jobs and baths? No, no, no, no, this isn't. Get your head out break the banana ceiling, Andrew. Okay. Does it involve hand jobs and baths? No, no, no, no, this isn't dirt.

Get your head out of the gutter, man. Don't be Gavin in 2012. Okay. I'll try. Here's what I would like to invent. I'm going to invent a metal straw that's similar in shape to a banana. And then what we're gonna do

is we're gonna start taking bananas, we're gonna peel them, you know about a third of the way down as you would do when you're about to eat a banana and then you take that metal straw and You stick it in the head of the banana and you take it all the way down through the center till about I'd say eight tenths of the way down the banana then pull it out And what that's gonna do is it's gonna create a little a little hole through the center of the banana that runs all the way almost all the way down, like a banana shaft, right? Then with that banana shaft, clean out the stick or get a different stick, insert it back in. And then through that stick, if you get a little funnel, if we need to, we can create a little

banana funnel, pour in chocolate syrup or magic shell or caramel, and then take the straw out and then when you eat a banana you've got a little bit of chocolate in you or a little bit of caramel in you but it's in the middle of the banana so it doesn't get on your hands it doesn't get messy it's self-contained and if you want a frozen treat stick it in the freezer for 15 minutes and then you've got a crunchy chocolate center in the middle of your banana. Boom, we just flipped the banana world on its head. Hi, it feels very infomercialy what you're describing. And I support that.

I don't like bananas taste. It would taste amazing. And I just don't like bananas. I think we could do this. We could do this this week. I think the banana shaft is is an idea that's desperate to come to fruition. I really do. I think everybody's going to be blown away. I'm a fan of the name Banana Shaft. That just sounds fun.

It sounds like a good product. Think about it like you've seen people try to plus up a banana, right? Like they do it in Austin. You get like a frozen banana that's like dipped in chocolate or whatever. But that shit gets messy. it gets all over your hands. It's the same thing as like eating a drumstick or an ice cream cone. This, you get the structure of the banana,

but all the flavors on the inside where it's not messy. And it's delivered perfectly to the inside of your mouth. Just enough, just enough. Oh, I think it's gonna be, I think it's gonna, it might change the world. Why isn't everything messy on the inside? Like why is the icing on the cake not in the inside? That's a great point and maybe it should be gav. Maybe that's where we should be headed with this I think all goo should be internal Kind of like kind of like when you eat gum and then it's got the little like or like a hard candy and it's got this

The well you leave stuff in the center exactly. Yeah. Yeah, what about where do you fall on barbecue though like ribs? Are you doing this sauce was in the ribs? Oh? I don't know what that honestly in Texas. We don't have sauce everything is dry rub, so we we don't need it If the rub was in the ribs, oh No, I didn't an internal rib rub. That'd be interesting. But Gracie said every time she eats a banana, she pukes. What's going on?

I don't know. I think I might be allergic, but I just avoid them now. Can we have you eat one? No. And we'll just try and voluntarily do that. We'll just time how long you can keep it down. Gracie, if you were to eat a banana, if you were to eat a banana shafted banana, I recognize that you don't eat bananas, but if you were to eat a banana shafted banana, would you rather have a caramel filling, a chocolate filling or like a magic shell frozen filling?

What do you think would be the most appealing to you? I mean, as a chocolate hater, caramel, caramel, caramel. OK, so if I could put if I could shaft a banana full of caramel, do you think you'd give it a shot? Am I fix bananas shot? OK, it would. Hell, yeah. Painful. I'm all for her doing this. For some reason, being backed into a corner, you propose that by saying, recognizing you don't like bananas and you don't want to eat one.

Pretty fucking cool. What if that was really great? What if you caught out the banana and lined it with Pepto? Oh, and then it would settle your stomach on impact and then the banana would stay down. Medicinal banana. Just stick a bunch of tums in it. Yeah, line it with Tum-Goo. Well, there's not really goo involved.

No, you can mash it up. They're very chalky. Powder? I'll just bite into a banana powder in the middle. Yeah, powder them up and then just get a bit of moisture and make a paste. And then we'll put on the banana. We'll'll roll it in the powder and give it like a coating that this is turning into something very different from the banana shaft. I just like I'm totally on board with the medicinal Pepto banana. If you start involving dry materials, I think the pep talk goes inside the

town's going the outside. that you probably OD on you kind of that's about to ask Do you think if you grind it up Tom's and snorted it would it have the same effect? That it can it only be chewed. I think it no no no I think I'm trying to go into your blood Yeah, no it would probably what? Next time I wake up with heartburn. I'm gonna grind up some tums and snort it Solve the problem. I think we should all go to the lab at some point over the weekend and try to create our own banana shaft So what are we using? We need a uniform item to core out that we can all get hold of I'm just gonna use like a either a

straw or you to get around the corner? I don't know. I just try to like straighten the banana. It's not going to be ideal, but, you know, just make do with what you got. That's part of it's going to. This is the process is like figuring it out, right? Do you think I have like a slight. I have some straws like that. I have some straws like that.

Can I borrow one? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. OK. I'll have to think about this. That is the exact straw I was thinking of when I when one? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Okay. I'll have to think about this. That is the exact straw I was thinking of when I, when I pitched this. Yeah, because you can kind of go in and then give it like a little curve, you know? Yeah. Should we then all meet up and present up? Why can't I say present? Present up and honest?

Yeah, I think that's a good idea. I mean, we're not going to do it together. We're going to do it independently and then bring bananas to each other. Open bananas. I'd rather we do it here so I can see what everyone does. Or at least that makes sense. So we'll we'll present them next. Anyway. I want to be part of the experience, but that's if you want to.

If you want to box me out, that's fine. But when it brings you there's no no banana box. The British Jackal trying to box me out. That's fine. Wouldn't it be British Jackal? There's no banana box. The British Jackal trying to box me out again. It's fine. Can't you be on a little laptop? That's fine. Well, we'll figure it out offline. We don't have to figure out the.

Particular. The British Jackal once again. You mean Gracie? No, Gracie's great. I have to come up with a new name for you. Let me think about it. The people really took to Gracie's great. I have to come up with a new name for you. Let me think about it. The people really took to Gracie becoming the British Jackal. It's a great name. Such a good name. Metal Snake, which was so strong to British Jackal, unbelievable.

I don't think anyone's had as good nicknames at this company. No, to out of the gate with two just absolute bangers of nicknames. That's pretty impressive. Yeah. They also really took to my picture of how full my bathtub was. You took that picture like a fucking crazy person. Like, of course, they were going to come at it. Well, Gavin specifically said, put your arm in it, put your hand flat on the bottom so that we can see where the water hits on your arm.

And then everybody else was jumping to conclusions saying that I didn't want to put my feet on the internet, which I don't. But there was a reason I did it the way I did it. I was just pulling away that your head was in it and you did it back with like a selfie. I didn't know how else to get, like I wasn't going to do a selfie timer. And flick it to the wide lens or something? Oh. Well, I was always thinking that way. Oh! When you put it that way, I couldn't help it.

But look what we got out of it. Yeah, I mean, at no point was I mad. It was amazing. No, it's great. Like a psychopath. I. I realized the audience had an extreme love for Gracie. We did a trivia tournament and Gracie cheated during it and admitted that she had cheated and still failed.

And I thought people are going to be so outraged about this cheating. And all of the comments were that game fucked Gracie. She used the lifeline and it gave her the wrong answer. That's some bullshit. We got some justice for Gracie. There was justice for Gracie, which she cheated. She cheated the game. What do you mean?

We've got the best. Oh, this makes no sense. You can never predict. Yeah. And the shark. There's one of the Gracie photo. But it's in the shark is the back. Hey, I know I've already pissed or pissed. I know I've already pitched a whole piss thing.

And then and then I pitched a banana shaft to you guys. But I have one other idea I'd like to throw away before the end of the episode. I think this is an opportunity for us to go viral, extremely viral. And I just want to throw it out there and see where you guys see how you guys feel about it. I woke up the other night from a dead asleep with this idea. Like four in the morning. First thing that came to mind, I woke up and thought,

how come you never see NBA stars holding pets? Like think about it. Think about Shaq, Shaq's like seven feet tall, but you've never seen him hold like a kitty cat, or like Chris Staphs Porzingis is like seven three, or Chet Holmgren who's like seven two, but you never see them like playing with a ferret or a bunny rabbit. They would look so comically small in their hands.

Then I hit it hit me. Victor Wimbenyama, most promising star, future of the NBA. I don't think is that I Googled it. I don't think he's ever been photographed holding. Oh, see, that's perfect. Shack and the cat is perfect. That's a full grown lion, a full grown tiger in Shack's arms right there. See what if we got Victor Wimbenyama.

We started a campaign to get Victor Wimbenyama to hold a Chihuahua in his hands, and we can call it hashtag Wimby Wawa. Oh, okay. Yes. So thoughts, guys. Go ahead. I'm all for it. I heard some of this idea the other day. I wanted to get, uh, my suggestion was Kevin Durant and he would just hold an ant. Yeah, yeah. Well, that works well. I like Victor Wimbyana because he's close.

Yeah, he's close in Texas. There's a lot of Chihuahuas in Texas. The Chihuahua is the smallest dog. He's like the biggest dude. Wimby-wah-wah. He could just hold it in his hands and it would look like, it would look so comically tiny. Chihuahuas in Texas, the Chihuahua is the smallest dog. He's like the biggest dude, Wimby Wawa. He could just hold it in his hands and it would look like, it would look so comically tiny and it would be so cute. What's cuter than NBA stars with cute little pets?

And then we just find pets that are appropriate for different NBA stars' names. And then we just start up a social campaign. And before long, you know the San Antonio Spurs are gonna see it and they're gonna go, listen, we are in last fucking place right now. Anything we can do to get eyes on the Spurs right now while we have this Wimby phenomenon and then boom, there you go. Well, my first my two immediate thoughts are one.

If there is ever a time to start a new series at Rooster Teeth, this certainly is it. It's great timing. Big fan of that. Also, I think it's very funny to pitch and film a video with Victor when Biana for a website that will not exist by the time it is done. Well, maybe we don't start it until the new thing flips over. Maybe we hold off on our viral moment and for like a month. I know. Sure. OK.

I just think we got to strike while the iron's hot. Seasons almost over. They're not going to be in the playoffs, although it's an interesting way to get some eyes on the Spurs while the other teams are playing in the playoffs and they're they're sitting at home. He'll have a lot of free time on his hands. And all he has to do is put a chihuahua in his hands and then boom. The world will notice.

Should reach out and really make make sure that he knows that you recently won a trivia thing at a baseball game. I think that'll really impress. Round Rock Express and that I've run out the San Antonio Brahmers, a local peer team to the San Antonio Spurs. It's true. And there are multiple leagues now, right? Yeah, I'm like locally known in San Antonio sports parts

As a sports game attendant I've attended multiple games in the San Antonio area. Why is it attendee and not attendant? Because the attendant is the person who takes the tickets. Huh? What makes an attendant super? Yeah, why don't it why do other jobs not have super like super producer? Eric, I'd like I think we should all agree that Eric should only be referred to as super producer from here. I like that. Thank you very much.

I just found out superintendent is one word and not two words. That's pretty it is. Yeah, I thought I was going I was looking up what a regular intendant was and that's just simply not a word Super producer really fits, but I'll take it. Thank you. Why don't you take intended? I Suppose I could It's just spelled different He's our intended the

Administrator of an opera house or theater. That's kind of what kind of Appropriate this is kind of theater theater of the mind if you will yeah, I won't If you will I won't I'm excited I get that I get to record a bunch of pee and inject. We all get to inject caramel and chocolate into bananas. And we got to figure out a way to get a seven foot five tall man to hold a chihuahua. I feel like there's no there's a way. Future is pretty bright. Before before we wrap up.

I just want to clarify for this. Does it have to be a banana? Could it be another? Could it be a different product? If I have a different vision, but for the same idea? I'd rather do something. Okay. I don't know that it would be considered a banana shaft if it's not a banana. No, but you know, I think it's important to corner a market, right? Well, they've already done that with hot dogs and cheese. They've already done that. Chet cheese dogs are the fucking bomb. Hmm. What the? Gracie's idea is to remove the hot dog from the corn dog.

No! So you can just use the coating of the corn dog? Yeah, like just that good batter. Instead of like- Oh! Bread crumb in an item. You want to use one from a hot dog. From a corn dog.

Like every once in a while you get a hollow whopper. And it just like collapses on itself when you eat it. What? You know whoppers those candies whoppers? Oh? No whoppers like milk balls like those things everyone so yeah, okay, no I get it now Yeah, yeah, you know when you get a big mac and sometimes the buttons don't do up At least my thing was called a Whopper. Yeah, it just is a much less known Whopper. Depends on what part you're in, I guess.

I hear from what I hear, people don't like Burger King. I don't know anybody that doesn't like Whoppers. Uh, you don't like Whoppers? Oh, you mean the candy and not the hamburger still. I understand. It's just confusing. That's why you have to refer to. Well, no, I am.

It's just that part really got this is why I referred to it It's Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic burger, so it's like you just you can tell them apart You know what I mean everybody likes a whopper candy see that's great. Are they like Maltesers? Yes. Yeah, they are like Maltesers Yeah, same thing. I wonder which one is better. I don't like Maltesers. I don't like Maltesers I like whoppers malted milk duds milk that there's your get or malted milk balls Is that what they're called? There's a brand to what is bolt? What is malt? It's the next rating after super it goes super than malt Malted tendon. Oh, this is about to be a letdown

It is a cereal grain that has been made to germinate by soaking in water and then stopped from Germination further by drying with hot air. Ew. So it's like blue bulls cereal? Yeah, it's like it's like edged cereal. It's edged cereal. It's been gooning like crazy and now you have to eat it as candy in candy shape. That's all you.

You got it. Well, all right, we need to wrap this up now on that note, I guess. All right. Well, thanks for listening to another episode of the F***face Podcast. This has been episode 203. We hope you had a good time. We sure enjoyed talking at you. And why don't you check back next week?

Because we'll be here and we'll be saying a bunch of other dumb shit until then bye Bye Andrew said no Listen my throat is sore. We don't need to all say bye at at the end of every episode YouTube both said it. It's fine Bye, I didn't have no it's too late now. Bye See that that was so late. That's to be on the beginning of next week's episode. Hey guys, Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F***face. Of course they aren't ahead in recording yet, so instead of guessing next week's episode,

I'm going to guess what they said in this episode. Jeff mourned the loss of OJ Simpson. Eric talks about how the cookbooks are in people's hands. Andrew remembers a recipe he meant to put in that cookbook. Gavin is confused about a legal matter. The British jackal once again steals the spotlight. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more was on this week's episode of F***face.

Who knows what happens next week?