F**kface - Married with Nic Cage // Reverse Engineered Stupidity [22]

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's a new man, Eric the Actor, Dr Pepper beans, the big game of puzzles, gold medal puzzling, Alice Cooper, The Wedding, England, British gameshow, office update, least important person on the podcast, pull the trigger, potatoast, why we sync 2, supplemental, cheese stitches, hot dog question, tooth update, and spit contest. Support us directly at http://patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is episode 22. So you say it like I got to go cut the grass. Then go to fucking Costco. Got to go back. Got to get my oil change. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm a new man. I had a big life event since we last talked. Okay. I've been hearing about it for a long time. I finally took that Pepsi challenge. I'm a Pepsi guy. Big life event. No, I'm just kidding.

I was fucking I was making a joke because that would be such an insignificant life event. Pepsi's fine. I think Pepsi's better than a two liter. That's a big deal, dude. Yeah. You know, if I look down the roster, I probably am more of a Pepsi guy than a coke guy But head-to-head I probably would lean coke. I'm right there with a boy What you just said there made absolutely no sense. No, what do you mean? Repeat it? Repeat it back to me and then I'll explain

Pretend that you're me you say what I said Something like like down the line. I prefer this thing, but head to head, I prefer the other thing. Yeah. So Pepsi and Coke are both brands, Gavin. They make a variety of beverages. I'm saying if I look down their roster, you know, like Marvel versus DC, probably lean more Pepsi. But head to head as beverages, I would be more of a Coke fan. So you're saying you're more of a Pepsi co fan, but head to head, you prefer Coke or Pepsi?

I yes, I would say Mountain Dew way better than Maliolo. Crush is better than Fanta. I've never had Starry. Barks is better. Starry is so good, dude. But what happens when you throw in Dr. Pepper to the mix, Andrew? Oh, let's see. See, I view Dr.

Pepper is like it is the third party candidate of the soda world. The Jill Stein of so yes, it is. Curig, Arcee, Cola, fuck what? Well, wait, crush is but crush is Pepsi, isn't it? According to the other thing, does Pepsi own part of this? Because on the other graphic, Pepsi has Crush. I think they bounced like different brands have bounced around from time to time. Maybe because I don't know.

Like, well, Barks is the best root beer. Kind of like how Chuck E. Cheese owned showbiz for a while now. They show his own Chuck E. Cheese eventually. Yeah. I don't like it when when the main one doesn't have its own thing, though, like, you know how Mars owns all the chocolate? Yeah. Like galaxy and all that stuff.

But they also have a Mars bar like the the flagship thing. But there's no like there's no Pepsi co juice. It's Pepsi. What do you mean? Pepsi. The fuck are you talking about? Are you oh, are you upset that it's not called Pepsi co? Yeah, exactly But but that is now I will say that is that's what Eric the actor called it When he made his demand for all those two liters of Pepsi co But as long as there were no werewolves.

Hey, shout out to shout out the werewolf fearing Eric, the actor. May he rest in peace. Looking at this graphic as you know, if you want to attack me, Gavin, as a ridiculous point, I think Dr. Pepper should be at the top. That's what bothers me about this graphic, because it's why wouldn't Dr. Pepper be at the top? Because it's cola across the top and it's not a cola. But I feel like it's like, hey, this is this brand's heavy hitter.

Curig Dr. Pepper's heavy hitter should not be at the bottom of this. I say Tick Tock the other day. I don't know if I sent it to you guys that said it was like one of those realization Tick Tocks. And the guy said, I just realized that Dr. Pepper is just barbecue Sprite. And I have been laughing about that in the back of my head

for like a fucking week. Whoa, that's crazy. Barbecue Sprite? Holy shit. It's the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard. Exactly. I can't explain, like I don't know that I can verbalize why that's right. But it makes sense, right?

But it makes, but you said it and I went, that's exactly what it is though. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's so weird. Because it just, it hits so hard when he said it. You a baked beans guy, Gavin? Love him. Well, Heinz baked beans. Absolutely.

Like breakfast beans. Actually, I bought you a can of baked beans to expand the palette a little bit, just the other day. You bought me beans? Yeah, I was buying other stuff and I bought you a can of baked beans to expand the palette a little bit just the other day after sent me beans. Yeah, I was buying other stuff and I was on a site and I was looking at what else they had. They had cans of Dr. Pepper infused baked beans. Got some of those, man.

Going to be a great time. I'll try them. I'm not, you know, as you know, I'm not a soda guy, but I don't mind Dr. Pepper. I can weigh in on the Dr. Pepper baked beans. You had him? Emily insisted we buy them about three weeks ago when she saw them at the store, because we're big baked beans people over here.

And extremely, I don't want to color Gavin's opinion. This is coming from a Dr. Pepper fan and a huge baked bean fan. Shall I deafen while you give the review? Yeah. Earmuffs. OK. All right. Tell me when to come back. Just count to 15 and we'll be you know just watch the chat. I'll let you know when I come back Alright, is he gone? Can you believe this fucking guy? What an idiot? He got married. What a moron He made us fly all the way over there. What a damn Jesus Christ shit, dude

These these dr. Pepper baked beans are some of the worst and most disappointing Collaborations I've ever experienced. That is what I expected. I felt like you're about to say extremely. And I was like, that's going to go one way or the other. It's going to be great or awful. Yeah. OK. All right. Here he comes back.

Oh, come back. What a review, Jeff, on the big beans. And that's how I honestly feel. Oh, I appreciate that. I appreciate you be honest about the baked beans. And that's how I honestly feel. Oh, I appreciate that. I appreciate you being honest about the baked beans. I wonder what was said. The audience knows and you don't. What a mystery. I better eat these beans before I proof this episode.

Nah, it's not happening. I don't even have them yet. It's going to take a while. Oh, shit. That was a completely pointless exercise considering you proof these. Well, I can go out and get some, can't I? I guess. But then what am I gonna do with two cans of these fucking beans?

I don't want two. I like that you don't want me to go and buy them because otherwise you'll have two. Yeah, you're also never going to send them to Gavin. He's never going to have these beans. He's never gonna listen to episode 22 of this podcast. That's a... So this is one.

This is an episode where I haven't heard the previous one, which I always like to do, but I didn't even know we'd done one. I don't know what you mean. Well, I listened to episode 20 and I was like, okay, yeah, that's where we're up to. No, we did 21. 21 was hot, dude. We were talking about it before you got here. Episode 21 is the one where we made Andrew talk, explain to us why he thinks we sink. Um, and then we talked about getting hit by a pitch or

hit by a linebacker, the terminal velocity of a grape. We talked about the kicker, kicker bounds. Oh yeah. Pitchers mound. We talked about the open faced mash hash cash sandwich. And uh, the thing that I wanted to make sure that it's not something that we need to bring up or whatever, but the thing that I really liked was sure that it's not something that we need to bring up or whatever But the thing that I really liked was the crime capsule. So that was all last time but that's but now this is this time It's like someone describing their dream I don't think these episodes get baked into my brain until I listen to them Like just recording them has absolutely no effect on my memory

You know what we'll have baked into your memory? Beans? Them Dr. Pepper baked beans. Yeah, they're going to be there. So we do have a lot to get to today and we're only recording one episode. I have a ton of notes. I assume we won't get to most of them. I imagine there is that a certain event that may come up we want to discuss a little bit. Eric, I had a photo you and I took for a reveal.

I can't find it in my phone. I don't know. You want me to you want me to drop it in the in the thing? It was time. OK, you you let me know when I got it at the ready, boss. OK. But you're talking about events, Jeff. I mean, the big event, you know, obviously that we got to cover is a puzzle. We had representatives at a puzzle tournament.

Yes. Yes, we did. I completely forgot about that because the other dumb thing we did. I was so excited. You recorded a piece of supplemental content for it, right? I did. Yeah, I saw the post at like 1130 p.m. on that day, and it was to to regulation community members. I guess comment leavers at this point went to like the World Speed competition. I'm forgetting the proper name of the puzzle.

It's like the Super Bowl of puzzle. It's the Super Bowl of. Yeah. And they they say those two words together. It's the big game of puzzle competition. It's the Super Bowl of Beans puzzle equivalent. And they made regulation puzzler shirts, which is very exciting. And in the post, they mentioned that one of them were advancing to the semifinals, which I thought, oh, what are those?

I'd love to watch those. And I think it started at like 2am. So it just completely shifted my entire thing of like, OK, I guess I'm going to stay up till 2am and watch this puzzling event, which was a lot of fun. I've never observed anything like that. I'm completely disconnected from that community. What a community.

Very wholesome, very excited about puzzles. It was a lot of fun to watch. It went the way that anything related to our show would go. I don't know. I think it's OK for me to say I don't think it ruins the supplemental in any way. So how these tournaments work is everybody's going simultaneously. It is a room filled with people. Imagine like 50 people sitting at desks simultaneously doing puzzles.

It's probably even more. It's a lot of people and they go through it. And then as they solve them, they will cut to the person who did it, like the moment they did it. So they have their little moment where they're all happy. Nick just asked no floor puzzlers. No, there were no floor puzzlers. They cut to the people when they finish.

They're like, yeah, look at look at us. And as soon as it started, I saw our regulation puzzler. I was all excited, calling them out. And we're going through. And as it's progressing, it's like people are showing their puzzles. They're all good. And then they started giving a lot of coverage to the regulation puzzler because they were right at the end.

And it was very exciting. And then they said over the broadcast, we have a special guest and it cut away from the people making puzzles. And it was the first time they just focused on the commentary team. And they kept the shot there for like 15 seconds as one of the people who solve puzzles was not going to talk about solving the puzzle. And by the time they cut back within that short 15 second window

was when the regulation puzzler completed their puzzle and showed it up. There's no footage of it. They had no moment. They are the only person from that. What I can tell that completed their puzzle and didn't get a little moment of like, yeah, look at me. I did it. Oh, no. Are we going to be relying on bootleg like crowd footage? If we want to see the finished puzzle that they made, yes.

But the supplemental is me going, no, no, don't cut away. No, well, surely, surely they'll cut back to them. And oh, and they just never we never see it. They're the only one I think that we don't see. But it was a very entertaining tournament. I felt inspired about doing puzzles. It made me feel even worse about my performance in our actual event. And I guess what performance

my attempts. Listen, if you if you show up at the Olympics, Eric, if you show up at the Olympics and you jump the gun and dive in the water and get disqualified, that's still a performance. You, if, if we're like, if we're likening your performance to Olympic athletes, you're the Australian break dancer. Like you gave, you didn't even give your best effort. You just went, ah, like what are you talking about? You insulted a nation.

No, I didn't insult the nation. First of all, to compare me to the Australian break dancer, they actually like accomplished a lot. They got a lot of attention for their performance. My I did not. I am somebody who nobody would have even known was at the event was my level of how my performance came out. There was a lot of effort put in to what came out.

Well, most of the effort was cleaning your table off. I spent over an hour trying to make a puzzle. Doesn't count. You don't get gold medal for buying your food. I'm not asking for a gold medal. I'm saying I disqualified at the event and barely showed up. Who's saying I disqualified at the event and barely showed up? Who's saying I want a gold medal? I just don't know how you can classify that as effort towards the thing.

What? I spent more effort than you did on it. Ooh. I didn't take a photo. Can you explain how? I spent more time trying to build the puzzle than you did. At least equal. Guys, I think we might need to have another puzzle off. We do. I've gotten spicy.

Can we can we pick a puzzle where the edges aren't all the exact same? We can. I'll tell you what, we'll pick an easier puzzle. I I just thought the bears looked sweet staring at the sunset, but it was. It was a goddamn difficult puzzle even for me a Regulation constant puzzler, so I will pick the next 500 piece puzzle I'll make sure everybody agrees on it first, and then we'll but we'll get that going in the background absolutely Yeah, I can't wait. I'm gonna listen. This is gonna be serious. I felt inspired This is going to be serious. I felt inspired.

OK, great. While we're while we're talking about how awesome our audience is, I just wanted to give a quick shout out. I don't think I mentioned this in 21, but we recorded it like a year ago, so it's hard to remember. A couple of weeks ago, a regulation listener, well, I guess comment weaver, reached out to me via via the So All Right email to let me know that they work for Alice Cooper, the musician, and that they're going to be in town in Austin for a big Alice Cooper show and offered offered regulation tickets. If we wanted to go.

Nobody else was available. So Emily and burned dog and Vanessa and I went I was available. You didn't respond in the fucking text chat. It was in Slack for 24 hours. It was. It's true. He did. Yeah. What did it say? It said, would anyone like to go to this show with me? I need to know in the next 24 hours or I'm going to give the tickets away. Now, now, Gavin, what did you want to say?

I just thought it was I thought some reason I thought you said I'm going to see Alice Cooper and so Gavin wants a gold medal for his interaction I'm not trying to place on going to Alice Cooper. Anyway, it was a fucking awesome show I'm gonna do a whole bunch of Alice Cooper content over on SoulRite because I fell in love with 76 year old Alice Cooper, who looks younger than I do, by the way, and is an inspiration as a as a as a creative artist, because that guy is just as good at 76 as he was in his 40s when I was growing up. And it was an awesome time. But I really just wanted to say thank you to Riley, who got us the tickets and who we got to hang out with for a little bit after the show. Awesome, awesome dude and really appreciate it.

And what a fucking amazing community we have. Did you forget decapitated in your show? Yes, he did. Oh, hell yeah. I saw that. That's awesome. Does this head come off a lot? Yeah. Yeah. Well, his head only came off once, but I got it. Dude, I got a ton of Alice Cooper fucking images. It was such a cool visually show.

I'll just throw these up in the chat so I can remember to put them in the. Yeah, I was so happy, Jeff, when you posted the photo. I don't remember if it was in our slack or text chain, whatever. But you you shared previous that you were at this concert reading as someone who properly read your message. I interpreted it as you may not be going. And so to see you at the show, very exciting. Yeah, I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to because it was like right

before we left for England and it was a little inconvenient because of that. But I just it was such a cool offer and I really wanted to make it happen. And I'm so glad we did because it was it was like really impressive, too, by the way. I mean, for just as a stage show, impressive, let alone the fact that the dudes in his mid 70s Five different wardrobe changes. He said there's a fucking giant Frankenstein's monster the cut runs around the stage He gets up on a plan. Yes, I big shit, don't they yeah, he does. He's got all kinds of stuff But anyway, I just need that for thumbnail and stuff

I put all in there. Yeah, a bunch of awesome images. Going to delete that from my notes and then turn over the. About going to the overseas guys went to England for an. I really appreciate I thought it was a great idea. We talked about the crime capsule last episode. Y'all all went overseas to do some crime so they couldn't. They couldn't hold them against you in your country, I believe. Right. That was the whole idea That's the basis of the trip

International crimes Gavin Yes That would have been a it's kind of your thing That crimes overseas Wait, so what crimes why I think the crime capsule I was clearly making a joke about the fact that you guys were all overseas and that you were actually there for the wedding, but I was setting it up as if it was a different event.

He wants a gold medal for his joke, Gavin. No, it's just explain the joke because he was confused by it. I was so scared of stepping on the punchline to your joke that I was. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, for. No, no, no, no, no, no. That was listen, that was it. I was just as how has he got married? How much of that do you think made the episode? All of it. Every single moment of it. 100 percent. All right. Serve me up with the crime shit again. Anyway, that's but that's enough about the community.

Andrew, you wanted to say something about the crime capsule. Already said it and nailed it Gavin Isn't talking about his wife is the issue. I got married Man Did I if any of that's in that is all of it do not remove any of it Thanks All of it is. Do not remove any of it. Thanks. The episode was going so well there for a while, I felt it was humming. Really. I agree. It was humming along. Great. Like the wedding did, I assume.

Good old hum to that wedding. Gavin got married. Our little our little Gavi Wavi, who I've known since he was just about just turned 15 after all this time, finally got married. Congratulations, buddy. That completes our friendship story arc that I was going for when I was 14, I guess. So what's your next story arc? Is that it? Are we done?

I thought maybe that was the end of the friendship. No, we've now been each other's best man. I don't think a lot of people can say that. That's true. It is true. It was it was such an honor, such a genuine honor to get to be your best man. And I want you to know, I put more work into getting that right than just about anything else I've done in my life. It was I was it was it was I was beyond excited. You're an amazing best man.

I had several conversations afterwards with different family members. And I just listened to my family praise you for listening to this. Your family and I are on very good terms. We like each other a lot. We're in a we're in a deep like relationship right now. They are the fucking death. Deep like.

Yeah, I like them. I like them intensely. They're fucking awesome. I'm going to go stay with your grandparents next time I'm in London. It's a whole. Yeah, I think he did invite a few people. That's great. My family also put in some reviews on some of the various goings on at the wedding.

Oh, really? Yeah. Love this guy. It's a picture of Eric dancing. He definitely seemed to be having a great time. Just like my family were praising you Jeff. I had several members of my family say, here, come and look at this. And it was just Eric just going ape shit on the dance floor like he does at weddings. You had a great, you had a pretty good DJ. He was playing like a lot of 80s hits. I don't know where like, I don't know what your must plays were

or like what the vibe was that you told him. But man, when he was like deep in the 80s, pretty good stuff. Pretty, pretty good. Yeah, that was pretty much the only thing I submitted to him. You did great. Those were he played some great hits. I will say album versions of a lot of stuff out. A lot of album. You ever heard the full song of something? Boy, he was doing it. But is... Is that why in one of the videos, you're just dancing around,

and then randomly, for no reason, you just start screaming at the top of your lungs, Hey! They never play this version! They never play the long version! Yeah, it's like when you hear get lucky by Daft Punk at a wedding or at like something, you assume it's gonna be about 90 seconds cause it is just, that's what it's made for. It's to be mixed into like the next thing.

This guy went five minutes, 50 seconds. You wanna hear every fucking one of them. And it was the album version. It was, I think Jessica Negri was going around, she messaged me and she's like, I have so many videos of you dancing. And I just said, you're welcome. I will say of all the Madonna songs,

Papa Don't Preach, crazy pick at a wedding. What an, what an, what an odd choice. What an insane choice. I did pick originally like a prayer, but I got the feedback that it was overplayed because of the Wolverine movie. Oh, I could see that. There was a kid who did the whole NSYNC dance who definitely was too young to watch Deadpool, but saw the fuck out of Deadpool. Boy, he saw Deadpool and he knew the dance. It was pretty cool.

Is this the all sharing photos portion of the wedding because I have one I want to share as well Somebody caught this photo of Gavin at right I'm giving my speech and in the speech. I say it's at the moment. I say For the next six and a half minutes. You're gonna have to listen to me cry or whatever and that's Gavin's reaction to realizing my speech was six minutes Mine was not that long. What's going on in your head there gab? Oh, man. I'm gonna have to read mine slower That's gonna make mine seem real short Your speech was perfect man. I was like afraid you were like oh god

I'm gonna listen this guy drone on for six fucking minutes. No. I was just worried about mine It was great the food was so good. Never been to a wedding where we all sat at one long table. That should be the default for weddings. That was awesome. Totally agree. Also, everybody had Turkish delight. It was delicious. Oh, Gavin, Gavin loves Turkish delight, dude.

That's like his thing. He loves it. It was like in the in the ice cream, right? Yeah, it was like on like the ice cream was on top of it Yeah. Oh, yeah Also The the boys did a little a little something. I think we can talk about there was a there was a fun little addition to the wedding We wanted to make it a little regulation esque Andrew and Nick you're not aware of this but I thought it might be I thought it might be fun if I brought a friend with me to the wedding as a surprise didn't tell Eric or Gavin or anybody ahead of time and Surprised them on the day with a little bit of extra wedding jewelry for us all to wear.

You see in the photo there. I might be wearing a certain Vegas Ricky's watch. I've got his wristlet and his class ring on that Neptune High baby all the way because we're going snake eyes style at the Gavin wedding. And Gavin, we didn't get a photo of it, but what was around your neck as you got married to Meg? I was wearing the necklace. Yeah!

Does Meg know you got married with Nicholas Cage around your neck? Well, she didn't until later that night where I was getting undressed and we'd finished. It was like 1 a.m I just started unbuttoning and she was like Jesus. What's that? Food down me or something that was like, oh my god, it's the neck. It's the Nick Cage necklace She was okay with that didn't make her mad No, I thought she was fine with it. Well, I also, it was completely invisible for the... Yeah.

I think if it had started like creeping into pictures, there would have been some conversation about it. Yeah, yeah, I get that. I was nervous. It's one of those things where I thought, I'm going to bring over across the ocean, this jewel we just bought after all of the kerfuffle of getting it. And I don't know that the guys are gonna appreciate this.

So I was a little nervous to show it to Eric. Are you kidding me? This is okay, right? Do you understand how fast I took that photo? Also, I call that photo tax write-off. And then it's like, you know, is Meg gonna find it funny that we're bringing movie props to her wedding and making her husband get buried in them?

You know, it's a little silly. Cool. But I'm glad we did it. I'm really glad we did. Oh, so funny. She found it funny. And I think the fact that there was a slight amount of fear in the whole thing made it so much funnier when you presented it like a like you were opening a box of cocaine. He did the same thing to me. It was so cool.

It was like looking over both shoulders before popping the top off. Yep. It was really fun and it wasn't like a very stuffy wedding or anything. It was like it like a really nice estate. I think everyone had a really good time. Jeff wore a great hat and it was just a lot of fun. I did. We were trying to have the whole thing outside, but in the morning it was just a lot of fun. I did, I did want to get that. We were trying to have the whole thing outside,

but in the morning it was looking like it was gonna rain. And I was all for risky and just doing it outside. But I guess when there's like a string quartet, they don't want to get all their shit wet. So they were like, let's play it safe and do it inside. So that meant that we could do it indoors and we could do our little joke that we did where as we were doing the signing stuff, cause it's and we could do our, our little joke that we did where as

we were doing the signing stuff, cause it's like we're doing real legal marriage stuff in the middle of the wedding, which is I think common for English weddings. But we just had the string quartet start playing the reigns of Castamere, which is the red wedding music from game of Thrones. That's like a funny little bit. And then I realized when I was doing all the siding, like it really gets really loud and dramatic and the doors were closed and it did start to get quite sinister. I was worried that it was a little bit too extreme. It's like a little bit. Andrew, it's so weird.

A British wedding is so formal. There's someone from like a registrar's office who has to like be present. You do the whole ceremony. You say I do, and then you have to say I am. And I've never heard that before. But the thing that really got me is, I'm gonna just send it. This is not the photo of them getting married,

but this is sort of what it was. There's like, you have to sit there and watch them sign paperwork. And then they like take a picture of them having signed paperwork at the table. And it is the most like depression era wedding photo. It's so just like, this is the one that the English grandparents like hang in the living room

and be like, oh, sorry to be so sentimental. It's me and mom getting married. And it's them signing paperwork. It's so crazy. Also, imagine the most beautiful room with a gorgeous arch of flowers and Gavin and Meg both look the best they've ever looked in their entire lives. Standing there with the lady that's marrying him and everybody around them

in this beautiful glowing environment. And then to the left is just a round folding table with a lady filling out long form paperwork very fucking seriously, like she's doing taxes the entire time without breaking or looking up, just crunching it out because it's gotta be done. Like I didn't have to sync it up at the right time

or something so that when they say I do, I am, she hits the stamp or something. It was weird. Yeah, and I was just like verifying all the contact information. It was like I was buying a plane ticket. It was like everyone sat down and watched me like buy a house in front of me.

That's exactly, Gavin, that's exactly what it looked like. It's like you were closing on a house. Yes, being in the audience was like watching you sign the final paperwork so you can move into your home. It is so, it's so weird. I can't, like the wedding is interrupted by paperwork for an extended period of time. Yeah. They literally like chat amongst themselves, but then I got so distracted and I couldn't, I couldn't read what I was writing because the range of cast of it was so loud. Oh, that's really funny.

Oh God, it was, it was awesome. And then we danced for a long time. English weddings are long. English weddings are long. In a good way. In a good way. Oh, I had a great time. It was paced out really well and I had like a lot of fun.

It's just like, Jesus dude, like that's an all day affair. I spent most of it talking to people. So I was only just like kind of passing through the dance floor. But there was one bit where you were just, you were just screaming at the top of your lungs at the painting that was on the wall. Oh my God.

There's just, it's, there's a guy, there's like a painting of like what looks like Lyndon B. Johnson overlooking this dance floor. And like everything about it was like, if I, if this guy was a ghost watching me right now, he would be so disappointed about what his estate became because it was, it was not made for what I was doing on the dance floor. And then I was, I was at the bar. I was just trying to get a drink I think.

And then you came like stumbling in and all your hair was all crazy. And then you just went straight to the water and you just started pouring the biggest glass of water. Like you, you just dehydrated on the dance floor. I drank so much fucking sparkling water at that wedding because I would pour a whole glass and then drink it and go wrong one. And then I would have a glass of still water right afterward.

Happened three times at least. It was fun. Had a great time. It was like an amazing time. It was a really, really, really great wedding. It was, it was lovely. Meg had like four outfit changes. It was so awesome.

Like, yeah, Meg was awesome through like the whole thing. It was beautiful. It was it was so much fun. It was a blast. It was genuinely such a just such a great experience all the way around. However, it started off a little. I was thinking about this this morning. I was collecting my notes. It started off on a bit of a wrong foot for me in the sense that everybody was kind of in town

for a couple days before. And then the night before the wedding, Emily and I moved into a little temporary house with Gavin Megg, sort of like a, I don't know, like a hangout spot the night before and before the wedding, where we spent time together. And I was sitting in the room trying to get comfortable drinking a little bit of water.

And Gavin walked in and I thought I want to impress him because it's the first time I'd seen him so I reached I I raised up on my chair to fart and shit my pants hard the second I saw Gavin I tried to fart and just shit my pants no I didn't think he even made a noise you were just like I just came in and you're like shit myself Run to the bathroom. Oh my god. Wow. Yeah, that's crazy. God Well speaking of Speaking of shit. This was like the only photo my wife took of her time in England

And it was of the toilet in our hotel room, and it was that. The gamethones toilet, we called it. What the fuck kind of Tyrion Lannister assassination throne is that? What is ridiculous, ridiculous. Oh, it's great. I like the idea of it being a wooden box over it. Like you could customize,

you could throw a Doritos logo on that thing. You could have different faceplates like a 360 face yeah like a 360 control console you can do that with your regular toy you're talking about a toilet seat no no where would the faceplate go on the white talking about see how it's wouldn't how it's like there's a wooden box around it covering the porcelain. They're not showing the porcelain. So like it would be snap on, snap off to that. That's like the the feast plate.

Yeah, that would have like the Gears of War logo on. Yeah. While we're showing fucking weird British pictures, Emily and I walked into a pub because that's where everybody eats in England. And so we both fucking were stopped in our tracks I've never seen anything like this before. I'm gonna show this to you guys All of the ketchup was at the exact same level That's crazy. That's how does that happen? I'm sure there's a picture of 25 bottles of ketchup. It's like a pee-ditty party

But instead of baby oil, it's ketchup and they all have like an eighth of a bottle left, but it's a uniform across the board. How does that happen? I think I've only ever used ketchup in a restaurant or a pub at that level. I've never had a full one. That must be a British thing because I, we looked at it for like five minutes, just it floored us. Do you think there's someone there who's a real big fan of rotation he's like trying to keep the levels the same oh absolutely yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think Nick really appreciates it I think Nick sees it he's like this good there's some symmetry there that is otherworldly also

we watch TV we watched one game show at night before we went to bed one night and I completely and totally understand Gavin in a new way. Oh, yeah It was a show a British show about words and they Meaning of the words these are the words in the British game show with four testes cell twiffler twinkle throttle bottom Tootsie come what I can see that leaked my next worms Basket What? I can see that. What? I can see that. Who leaked my next worm's tube? Twaddle basket. What? Twaddle basket. Throttle, throttle, bottom.

What? What the hell? I get you, Gav. I understand now. You're not weird. You just watch TV in English. I'm just English. It was a lot of fun.

I thought being in England was really good. Did you ever talk about the kind of stuff that you were doing? I was doing a lot of stuff. I was doing a lot of stuff. I was doing a lot of stuff. I was doing a lot of stuff. I was doing a lot of stuff. I was doing a lot of stuff.

I was doing a lot of stuff. I was doing a lot of stuff. I was doing a lot of stuff. I was doing a lot Mm-hmm. It was a lot of fun. I thought being in England was really good. Did you ever talk about the custom drink that you guys had, Gavin? No, we were going to do a bunch of custom cocktails based on cat puns from our cat's names. And then it was really expensive to add a custom cocktail because I guess they have to buy extra shit. So we just did one and we called it the Long Island Diced Smee.

It was so good. I think I had I think I had two. They were fantastic. And then everyone who went up and got one spent so long telling the bartenders about the evil cat. And the bartenders did not care. We just kept going, no, no, no, you're not listening. This cat's so mean, it's crazy. And they're like, okay, thank you, here it is.

This is like international war stories about this cat. Like people, I can't, tried to bite me the other day. Yep, yep, yep, evil cat. He's hungry. Oh God. Oh, how's your office filled with cat piss still or what's up? Oh, yeah, I think being out of the house Sort of reset my nostrils and I came back here that it was it was potent Based on how you previously talked about it. I felt like it was always potent that it was never not potent Well, I did start to get used to it I think oh no

But I locked I locked the door when he was when I was gone So he was unable to use it again, but you just essentially bottled up the remaining piss Yeah was locking was locking the door crucial like Lock it. Yeah, we talked about this. He can open doors. He opens handles So I put the fingerprint lock on the on the bedroom one, but I didn't put one on my office. This cat's evil. Is it evil cat? It's just an evil cat.

Watching him figure out sliding doors was really impressive, like like an external sliding door. He he just wedges his nose in the gap and then his head and slowly pushes these giant heavy doors apart. It takes him like five minutes, but he can, he can open them. I'm going to see it trying to like scan its paw on your. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to learn how to like reset and then like it's paw will be the new fingerprint. I watched Jeff walk inside past the sliding glass doors past the cat and the cat didn't like that. So it took a bite at Jeff.

But I don't know that there was actual intent. It was just like, why did you do that? Like it was really it was really weird. I don't think I've ever seen a cat bite at someone without trying to actually bite them. It was very strange. Just give me a warning shot. I just imagine they trying to scan the paw and then the next day just has a finger. It has found a finger somewhere

in between. Well, we probably won't get to it, but we came up with a bunch of a bunch of good question prompts and stuff at the wedding for for different things for the website. What website? What for the podcast? Fucking where to get website from?

What's wrong? I don't know. Jeff sucks. Regulatatory. Do we want to talk about one of them? Do we want to talk about? I kind of want to because I've been. Yeah, I got it. Do you want to cue it up? Which one? Yeah. So we talked about a few different things, but one of the ones that we said was If the podcasts were to have like if one of us die, okay Which person dying would

Affect the podcast the least me. Okay, so it I said me I said me. Uh-huh I think we can all I think we can all agree that Nick is the most important person in the podcast. Yeah, it wouldn't exist. Nick's number one. Nick, you're safe. You get to live forever. Woohoo! My reasoning was Nick's important to make it work.

Andrew's a freak. Well, calm down, glory hole boy. Relax. You're a crazy person and it's a hell of a lot of good content. Jeff's kind of the the host. And Eric makes sure we all show up. I'm the least important member of the podcast. Allow me to counter that.

Nick's off the table. Andrew's absolutely the just bizarre heart of the podcast. Like he fuels it. He's the engine, right? Eric has to manage it. Gavin, you and I are largely redundant, except you are younger and more successful than me.

So if somebody's got to go, it's me. I will say I've seen Gavin. I've seen Gavin try to host things, and it's not I wasn't built for it Yeah, it's not it's definitely not a thing he naturally enjoys doing Yeah, okay, so we have so we have answers from myself Gavin and Jeff Nick and Andrew what do you guys think I'm taking out Nick and Andrew, what do you guys think? I'm taking out Nick and just ending the whole thing. It's just let's just sink the whole ship. Let's get rid of Nick and just end the whole series.

What's crazy is that without Nick, we we all still make it. Nothing changes for us, but no one hears it. Craig is the only person that hears a podcast. Craig gets a 20% ownership stake. I don't know that. I think that's the funniest. I'm Nick. I love you. I'm going to kill you just because it's might as well go nuclear.

If one of us is going to die. Yeah, that is a fucking amazing. You are the most immune. That was one of my favorite things about the original face, though, is that when I was still doing a lot of the other stuff at Rooster Teeth, I was like, I like I like face because I'm the least important part of it. It felt nice. Little did you know, you weren't the least important part of it.

Sorry, it was Nick. Little did you know you weren't the least important part of it. Sorry, it was Nick. There's no really funny about being in a room like imagine a room with a gun that has one bullet and we have to kill somebody and everybody agrees this one guy can't be killed and then somebody just shooting that person in the face is really funny. Are you following that up with an immunity bullet? Uh, yeah.

Wait, shoot it straight in the sky, you know, that way you're. I declare immunity. Fire the immunity bullet into the sky, then realize the gun has no other ammo because I misunderstood the purpose of my crime. Oh, man, it's so good. Oh, that's even more embarrassing. I thought that that I thought maybe I misunderstood the purpose of my cry.

Oh man, it's so good. Oh, that's even more embarrassing. I thought that that, I thought maybe that was the way that question was going to go. Where it was going to be everyone going, me, me, me, me, and then one person going, Nick, and then... And the whole space. Yeah, what the hell? Oh man. Oh my God. I mean, I did say Andrew was the freak freak but it was Eric that a few weeks ago suggested

Catching a swordfish backwards in your ass. Yeah. Well then you can sort by everyone's been on a run I love the fucking the community on reddit was like technically it'd be too big Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right guys Yeah, technically, I think you're correct. It's so it's so good. We won't actually try to do it now. Just not understanding what we're doing, but thinking that we're hypothesizing. If this thing.

What do you think a chance would happen if such a thing were to occur? I'm imagining John Locke with a fish halfway in his anus just yelling, don't tell me what I can't do. Oh Christ. You're saying this is impossible? Look at me! It's just the man with the swordfish in his ass. Has anyone ever fired a gun with their anus?

Oh. Yeah. Well, with their anus is tough. But like with your anus is tough. I just don't know how you do it. Do you like you like shove a string up there and then like hope that your clench can like pull a trigger? You know what I mean?

Like tie it. I don't know. That's tough. If it's like a hair trigger, maybe if you could like clench your butt cheeks real hard, it could trigger it, you know? You just have to clench the whole gun though. I don't know how you would localize the trigger. I guess you just have to try to shake hard enough. We should read up and see if it's ever been done. I bet a lot of people have fired a gun with a wiener. Oh, that's what I'm that's what I'm thinking of.

Let me hear. Let me drop this image in the chat. My brain immediately went to imagine. No, not a literal, not a literal person using their dick to fire. Oh, I'm posting a dick in the chat. I'm posting Tom Savini's weapon. And from dusk till dawn, oh, the idea of like somebody spreading their cheeks and that little barrel comes out of the asshole. Tom, Tom Savini is dead now, huh?

He's been dead for a little bit. I don't think so. I think Tom Savini is very much alive. Well, I hope I didn't just let me see. I mean, he's definitely alive. He's 77. Thank God, Tom Savini is still around. Oh, my God. He's one year. He's 77. Thank God Tom Savini's still around. Oh my God, he's one year older than Alice Cooper.

Oh man. He said he's been dead for a little bit. I remember reading that he died, but I guess he didn't. No, I get it. I have those. Yeah. You just get something wrong. Well, I just, I don't remember there's an actor that I constantly think is dead and

I've been corrected like four different times. I don't remember who's an actor that I constantly think is dead and I've been corrected like four different times I don't remember who they are right now. So I'm sure I currently think they're dead and I'll be corrected again in the future It's like another version of guess who might be dead Hey we uh We should also mention I don't know if we want to get into the results or save it for the video But we did before we went out of town film some supplemental content, including making potato toast. Because last episode 21, we discussed the mash hash cash bash.

What was it called? The mash hash cash bash bash. Open faced mash hash cash. Okay. So you remember. He doesn't know either. No, it is the open faced mash hash cash. You're right

So anyway, so we did actually get into the lab and create potatoes and film the video. I'm very excited to come out I'm very excited to see it What it really did is just remind me that we've really got to get out the previous batch of supplemental. There's so much Yeah, video so I know to come out audio supplemental We've got a lot. I'll get working on that. Man, I'm behind on stuff. Yeah, it's like you've been in the middle of stuff and had other things on your mind for the last few months, man.

There's been so much from like after the wedding. Oh, yes. That's now I've got all the stuff now. So I was thinking I'm sorry to interrupt you, Andrew. Go ahead. It's just to tie on that very quickly. Just a quick note. And I don't blame you at all, Gavin. But it's very funny where, you know, it's been obvious like we've known that you're going to be gone for a while.

And so I wanted to make sure that we had some Halloween content ready to go just to make sure it's in the can. And so we recorded a bunch of Halloween three different Halloween based let's plays that I figured could be edited while everybody's away and then we can start releasing them as soon as October starts and I got a note while Gavin was at his wedding Overseas that Gavin had not uploaded his footage or audio for any of the three complete mess.

All we got to we got to get ahead of all this stuff, got to get it all done before I leave town and then basically had the exact same effect as if I never showed up. Exactly. But no, actually worse because you were part of all of it. So we couldn't it was just pending, which was so funny. Yeah. If you'd never showed up, you could have pivoted in there and still figured out something that could have been releasable. Yeah. Oh, so good. So that's like I was like, oh, all of them.

I all three of them can't do anything about that for a while. It's real funny. Hopefully, now that now that all that this is done, I can get out of my dumb era because it's pretty detrimental to my productivity. Is this a screenshot? It's Nick being like, yeah, you've been on a run of that upload. That one's even worse. Fuck. That one is a. I didn't record it.

Oh, the horror movie auction. I don't have anything for that one. That's funny. I either deleted it or I'd never press record. It's so, so hard being this dumb. So when you do the sink, why do you think it is that we sink? It was. Yeah, he said that recently, and it just is so fucking funny. We did a let's play in a game where it was very clear what platform we're playing on

and Gavin bought it on a different platform anyway, and just realizing what he had done, just the exasperated it is so every day I wake up like this and it's great. The human body needs it. He's rested sleep. It's been it's been a rough year for everybody. And you have had a lot on your plate getting ready. I remember what it was like the months leading up to my wedding. And I wasn't needing to keep it secret and stuff, too.

It's a lot to weigh on you now that that's your your past that buddy, you're going to get smart again. You will. We'll see. I hope so. Did you upload that stuff yet? Those let's play. Thanks. Uh, I need to get on that when we're done. That'd be great. We'd like to come out for next October. The old links and I'll get those up.

OK. ASAP. Yeah, on it. That's that's if I've recorded. But the reason I'm asking Nick for, did we do it before or after is that I had I had the Halloween candy and the video after it. Yeah. So when he said after, I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

you want to check right now? What am I looking for? Left for dead two left for dead two. But that's two two videos, right? Two videos to audio. Yeah. Left for dead part one and part two. Oh, why is part one? Why is part one after part two? Oh, no. That's probably fine.

What was the other one? Outlast trials. Got all that? That's probably fine is what you're going with. Yeah, that's good enough maybe. He's got both. I got both and they're different sizes. I just did I save one before the other? How would I have done that? Yeah. I just did I save one before the other? How would I have done that? Yeah, that's what you did. Oh, yeah. Introducing our new supplemental series.

How would I have done that? Yes, we try to reverse engineer our stupidity. Reverse engineered stupidity is a great title for us. Oh, yeah. We recorded a supplemental Gavin while you were away that you were going to be part of, but you didn't. Well, you're busy. I sent you a thing to submit for it. I'm so excited to see you take part in that, because I feel like

you are going to really struggle. It is a game of deception where you're trying to figure out who is both you as a player and you as an evaluator, I think is going to be so fucking funny. It's we did it with Nick and then Eric and Jeff were the the seaver role people. And how it works is I will say an opinion that is like Alaska question, like what is a movie you hate? And one of them was Napoleon Dynamite.

And then so I'll state that. And then Nick has to listen to Eric and Jeff try to convince him that that is what they submitted, or it could be something that you or I submitted. It's either an opinion they have or neither of them have it. And they're trying to convince them of it. And if you screwed up, it's going to be so good. I can't wait. There was one flip. And if this is is too much information feel free to cut it out or bleep it But there was one flip in it, and we'll use Napoleon Dynamite as an example

But this isn't the example in the episode where? Andrew goes okay Favorite movie Napoleon Dynamite Eric and Jeff go and we had to both Tell Nick why it was our favorite movie right and why we wrote that down and then as soon as we get done And he makes his choice they Andrew goes okay least favorite movie Napoleon Dynamite go Two separate people submitted the same title for favorite Oh my god, dude. It was

It was something when it was something. When does that come out? I have no idea. We've got so much Nick is Nick is saying it's out by the time this episode is Sunday. Yeah. Or this. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is out. Yeah, we did a poll and it won. Yeah. Yeah, it's very it was it was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. I'm excited to see Gavin do it. Same.

Yeah. Hey, speaking of fun and things that we've done recently, we had this whole discussion two episodes ago now about the mythical $50,000 bonus that doesn't exist, that won't ever exist, and how to get it. Oh, the hot dog, yeah. Yeah, and that got me thinking, we should just film that, right? Like, we should all make hot dog gloves

and try to play catch together and see how, and put fully dressed hot dogs and see how messy we get and just try to have a game of catch with a bunch of hot dog gloves And baseballs like why wouldn't we do that? How do you make the hot dog of you make a hot dog? And then you you know make a take a hot dog bun you put a hot dog in it you put whatever you would put I like onions and some ketchup and mustard and Probably some some relish on it And I put that in my hand and then Eric throws a baseball at my face

And I try to catch it with that hand you're hearing hot dog glove as if it is a thing that we must create that is a glove Yeah, sorry yeah, and if you if you think back a couple episodes it just was catch ball with hot dog Yes, yeah ball with I just assumed like with the hot dog in your hand, but it's essentially becomes a glove. Right. Sure. Totally. I was just trying to imagine like how like are you slicing the hot dog and hat like how are you bridging to make a glove? I was not thinking like singular dog.

Oh, yeah. I didn't mean to confuse you with the glove word with the G word. I just want to catch a play a game of catch with the the glove word with the G word. I just want to catch a play a game of catch with the just fucking shitty covered in hot dog juice and fucking mustard and ketchup baseball. So should we all stand in front of the pitching machine and see how we get on with our crafted hot dogs? Yes. That's a good idea.

We'll have one attempt to that. It'll be just a bush. Do you think you could bind a hot dog to a bun with just cheese? Or would it be too heavy? You could try. I'm trying to think of like if you wanted to do like a real glove, if you put a hot dog bun on each finger like Freddy Krueger and then opened them up.

But then you need a dog. So I was trying to think of what you could bind a hot dog to a bun to. Cheese is, I think, the best option of all the hot dogs. So it all together, if you wanted to get like real about it. Well, that is not edible. Then yeah, then I feel like that's so what she's doing. Still got to be edible. Oh, that was interesting.

Cheese string. Like a cheddar Rambo just like tying together. You sew it together with nerds ropes. Oh, it must be a cheddar stitch. Anyway, I thought that'd be something disgusting we could do. Can you imagine cheese stitches? Sounds good. Oh, I can't get like shot in a movie using a cheese string.

Try to patch it up. If there was just a hot dog dog like the Frankfurt, but it was stitched up and down with cheese, I think that would be really good. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I mean, they do ones with cheese in the middle. Not stitch, but just like they got cheese on the inside. You said buns that have cheese on the inside? No, no, no. He said dogs. He's talking about dogs.

Dogs. Okay. Yeah, no, that's that's my preferred dog, actually. She's still a dog. Hell, yeah. Would you have more than one of those, Gavin? Uh, I think so. I'm just the dollar hotdog wasn't for me. I've got to go more premium. I had a hotdog in England that was very mediocre, by the way.

I have a question about hotdogs that I'd like all of your opinions on. I have a weird situation that I had never thought about with the hotdog count. I had a hotdog. I ate about 85% of it. And then it tasted weird from the first bite, but I kept going and it made me sick. And I didn't know, does that count as a hot? Can I put that on the counter or not?

I think so. We talked about this, right? Yeah, we had a conversation at baseball or at like dollar hot dog night where I think my wife was getting into it with Gavin about like, I see how much of the hot dog counts as one, like, you know, one eaten hot dog and Gavin went 51%.

And she went, how could you tell what 51% of a hot, like what are you talking about? That I wanted her to cut a hot dog into 51 and 49% halves. And I would guess. And I said- I think she hates talking to me. I think she and I are very similar where it's just the immediacy

of what the fuck are you talking about? I think there's just a very low tolerance for it. I also said it's against the spirit of the competition to go like 51% is a hot dog so I think if you got to like you know 80 85% it made you sick. You know like you made an effort to eat this dog. 100% okay and then I'll update my count. I feel like the number we all kind of settled on, and I might be remembering this wrong because I am in my dumb era, too, and I have remembered a lot of stuff wrong in the last couple of months. Embarrassingly so. But I feel like we came to around the like seventy five percent range

was what we felt like if you can if you can get put you put down like three quarters of a hot dog, that should count. I know, but I think it only counts for the final dog. Like you can't just see a bunch of 75. I was about to say the same thing because what was going to happen if we didn't say that right now, it was just going to be people posting going like, did I ate all the look at this? I eat these dogs and then here's a bunch of 25% and it's like, no, it has to be like your

last one. You can't just keep eating three quarter dogs. Like there's a spirit to this whole thing guys. Like's not also it's not a race it's not a race not a competition not a competition kicking your fucking asses though number 18 18 hot dogs baby including one very mediocre British hot dog wait Andrew so were you waiting for a ruling on this? You just added to your hot dog. Yeah. Yeah, I've been right now on Slack. Your number just went up. Yeah.

I've just been waiting. I didn't want to submit it until I got an approval from everybody else. Nice. And it was you said it wasn't good and it made you throw up. Yeah, it was terrible. Yeah, it was bad. You actually hurled or you just felt a bit funny. No, I like it. It messed up my stomach. It was not great. It was one of those things where you take one bite and it's like this.

Something something ain't right about this. I don't know what went wrong with this, but this is not good. And I kept I kept trucking through. Was it one that you made or you bought? But OK, it's a bot dog. Is your dog toaster in in rotation now that the dog contest is happening? No, it's not. It hasn't left the closet.

That's insane. I don't know where it is. The fact that you've got one of those and you're not using it in the dog era is pretty nuts. Did you just say it hasn't left the closet and then immediately follow up with I don't know where it is? Well, it's somewhere. There's a lot of stuff in the closet that I immediately fall up with. I don't know where it is. Well, it's it's somewhere. There's a lot of stuff in the closet that I have.

So it's it's somewhere in there. Can you imagine that as a supplemental? Yeah. A whole bag. You've got a giant bag of sauce. McDonald's, BTS sauce in there. Probably like 40 pounds of pancake mix. 50 inch TV from 2009. That's the best bag of fire extinguisher goo.

Yeah. Oh, no, I think I got rid of that. I think that's pretty sure that's too much. I hope that's gone. I'm just looking in. I got a giant Hulk thing. It's that's a lot. I don't use it. It's gone. I'm just looking in. I got a giant Hulk thing. It's that's a lot. I don't use it. It's filled. Have the have you guys seen the movie Monkey Man? No, not yet.

Yeah, I didn't. I kind of wanted to see it because it looked good, but I thought that name was kind of silly. But I watched it on the plane. Just highly recommended. That's all very fucking good. It's about 75 percent shooting and punching. It's a pretty action p's all very fucking good. It's about 75% Shooting and punching. Yeah, it's a pretty action paced all the way through that guy death Patel is awesome So I think he got pretty messed up making it didn't he got hurt. I mean he got stabbed a lot in the movie I'll say that

It's a violent violent film great great for a great for a plane ride Yeah, I watched bad boys 2, then Bad Boys 1, then Bad Boys Ride or Die. Is that your preferred order? Yeah, I think not watching Bad Boys for life. Like there was like that third one that I forgot that they made or whatever. Like not watching that one, I think, did me okay.

Insanely, they took that name on a movie that wasn't the fourth one. Yep. Wait, so Eric, you saw the most recent bad boys. I did, yeah. Dude, Reggie. Reggie. Dude, Reggie is like,

he's the whole movie. Here's the thing. I think we might need to draft greatest ancillary characters of all time and Reggie might be number one with a bullet. That's what I said. He has three films, two, three and four of bad boys

and it is maybe the greatest cinematic arc in film history. Absolutely. Absolutely. It's so cool. I also watched that movie on the plane and I felt bad for talking shit about it, having not seen it, because I quite enjoyed it for the most part. I really liked it. And Reggie was fucking amazing. And it ended on Reggie. Like, that was awesome. That's that's the next bad bad boys five life, and it's fucking Reggie, baby I thought what is a spoiler? What's the spoiler there? Just ended on his on the character. I didn't say what he was doing

Wait, wait, you said you said how is it? How is it a spoiler that described how the film ended? Ended on Reggie. What is that? What's the spoiler there? Well, I would it be Ended it. Okay. Did you did anybody really think Reggie's What is that? What's the spoiler there? Well, would it be a spoiler if I say ended it? Oh, OK, did you? Did anybody really think Reggie's going to fucking die in the film? It could have happened. No way. It ended on Will Smith. Oh, no, he didn't die. Nobody thought he was going to die.

Didn't he almost die in the last one? Yeah. Yeah, I guess he did. That was the whole point of three, wasn't it? Yeah, I think I think there's something wrong with Martin Lawrence. I think whatever they filmed like was like the last stuff at like the end of the movie. I think there's something wrong with him. I can see a difference. You can tell when they did reshoots.

I'll say he just he looked real tired. He looked real tired. Yeah. He was I think it's his best bad boys. I think what they do with the Martin Lawrence character in that film I really enjoyed. It was fun. It was a lot of fun. We do need to start wrapping this episode up though. We do, we gotta get to like the end here.

Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm gonna watch that bad boys movie now. You should. Does anyone wanna watch it with me? I'll watch bad boys movie dude. Okay. Let's do it. Yeah, can't be this weekend.

I have to go to another wedding on a different coast. But hey, Eric, you lost it. How's your mouth? Lost a temporary crown coming back from London, got here, got a permanent crown on, lost the permanent crown, went back, got another permanent crown on, baby. And that was right before this podcast started. So did they just put the one they made back on?

Yeah, they just cleaned the area and the dentist went, I don't know what happened. I'm sorry. I don't know why this didn't take. And then started cleaning the area and everything and then went, oh, I think it's because you produce you have very strong saliva glands in your mouth. So I just went, what? And he's like, no, no, it's good. You want that? and I said okay?

Do you like an HR Giger alien yeah? I've got a Giger alien mouth Kind of so there you go you got one of those Jurassic Park spinner mouths that yeah Yeah, I well. I'm constantly spitting at Wayne night, so yeah Do you have good distance on your spits? They're okay sometimes. It depends on what I'm doing. I tried to learn at a young age, how to do like a baseball spit.

Like, you know, like when they have like a big like- A little tight. Yeah, you know, like a, like that, like it kind of goes, you know, like that. But you gotta be like really salivate up and You know I get there I get that I went head-to-head against Jeff once and I lost at all I had and that was an on I spit beyond my means that day I Would never be able to do that again. It was just a million. It was a one-in-a-million day

It was just one of those days when you make up, you wake up and for like three minutes you're Mickey Mantle, you know, and then it goes away. I just can't keep my my gobs together. It always just goes in a spray and I lose velocity. Tragic. I thought it was a vile bummer. Jesus Christ. I'm going to sleep tonight, man. Oh, Christ. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Alright, well, there you go. That was episode 22? Is that what episode this was? Yeah, it was 22. Of the Regulation Podcast. I sure hope you liked it. If you come back next week, I promise you, on the same day, we'll put out episode 23.

And it'll be somewhere within 30% as good or bad. You'll just have to tune in to find out. Also, tell everybody on Earth about this podcast. If you've already told them about it, remind them about it, because they're not listening. I don't know what they're fucking doing, but they're not listening.

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