F**kface - Olympics Over/Under Results // Dog Days of Summer [17]

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Mr Worldwide, correct vibes, box office draft update, You're Too Early, our website, health percents, Virginia dogs, Eric Sucks dot com, Doberman count, people watching, being arrested, another poll, Beverly Hills Cop, show tattoos, fax machine continuance, best third movie, dog water, and Andrew's desktop. Check out Clutch My Pearls & listen to the episode of Geoff & Gavin's smut: https://linktr.ee/clutchmypearlspod Sponsored by MyBookie. Go to http://mybookie.website/REGULATION and use promo code REGULATION to sign up for free and double your first deposit up to $2,000 plus a $10 Casino Chip. Go to http://regulatreon.com/ Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello. I need to use my nickname, Jeff, my actual my proper title now as Mr. Worldwide, as one of the winners of the Olympic prediction video. Clearly, one of a pulse on the global community. You're getting right into it, huh? I am, yeah, we're going right in. Well, should we talk about that? If the audience is unaware,

recently we put out a piece of supplemental content, I highly recommend you check it out if you haven't, where we guessed the over-unders on 25 countries participating in the Olympics, like the hot 25, if you will. And then we tracked it throughout the, well, the audience was very capably tracked it for us throughout the entirety of the Olympics. They were amazing.

And now that the Olympics is over, we can declare how everyone did. Sure can. I know how I did. Well, I know how I did. Wow, I didn't come last. Wow. For the first time in his life, Gavin didn't come last.

If I'd have gone all over, would I have got better score? We don't need you to come all over. I like to keep it tank. So the gold medal was a tie, a two-way tie to Andrew and Jeff. Out of 25 countries, we correctly guessed 15. The bronze medal goes to Gavin with 13 correct choices by picking the under on all 25. And fourth place was a tie between Eric and Nick, who each had 12. Correctly guessed isn't exactly the word I'd describe my process.

I'd say understood and felt the vibes of the places. Correctly. Yeah, as Eric just wrote. process, I'd say understood and felt the vibes of the places correctly. I. Yeah. As Eric just wrote, no guessing involved in my part. But Jeff, we're tied. We can't have a tie. We got to figure out something for that. Do we do?

I think so. A fifteen hundred meter sprint. No, it has to be a simulation thing. OK, because we didn't have any direct involvement and in the results of this We have to come up with something that we can spectate. What about a coin flip? I don't Jeff is a coin guy Seems unfair to Andrew. Yeah, that's true. It's like it's like it wouldn't make sense for us to bet on hockey I would be fucked

Andrew can't bet on coin flicks. Didn't I go like 0 and 10 when Eric was flipping coins previously in the podcast at one point? I don't think I want to do coins based on past history of this show The Paralympics is coming up We have college football starting and the NFL preseason is going right now. WNBA is coming back. I think if you guys do the whole college football season I think that's a great way to settle who is superior in the Olympics. The whole college football season. Well yeah you have to get a definitive. We wanted one game boring. You got to. It's got to be definitive, dude.

Huh? I guess what we pick conference. I don't even know. I barely know how college football works. I feel pretty good about this, then. I'm what are the vibes? What are like the college vibes? You know, it doesn't matter how it works.

You got to just sort of go with the vibes. The Rainbow Warriors are about to win back to back college football championships. That's the vibes. I'm only aware of what's happening and my fictitious college football world. The general vibes, I don't know. I don't even know how to track that. But I would like to as an aside from this, I'd like to get into some NFL stuff this season as like a show.

I talked about doing kickers. I want to do have you guys ever done an eliminator pool for like a pick them eliminator? I think that'd be really fun with the audience. What is what you so it's every team in the league and you have to pick one winner, but you can only pick that team once. And if they win, you continue on. But if the team you pick loses, you're eliminated from the pool

and you just keep going until there's a winner. How so it goes two weeks? No, it goes the whole season. That's a really yes. But the way we play it. I was. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't know, man. That's pretty funny. It will be a tournament in which we spectate and watch the community

see who wins there. But I think it'd be fun because you have to you have to guess like when an underdog will win is like the challenge of it. I'm all for doing any version of this. I had so much fun doing the Olympics over and under that I would love to do it again. And the summer movie thing, which is still ongoing, by the way. I believe Andrew, you just leapt into place, didn't you? Over the weekend, Mr.

Worldwide, Mr. Box Office printing machine. I can rework the second one. That one we got to put in the shop. Andrew, you might be dethroning Howard Stern as the new king of all media. Look at you. Yeah. On top of the Internet world. But anyway, I've had so much fun doing both of those that I would love to do something with NFL or college football. You know, my family, we actually invited Andrew two years ago.

My family, my wife's family does a college pick them and it because it has become the most intense and like thrilling thing that in my life for the four or five months. The college school. I got just competing against her dad and uncle and her and Kent and all those people. I got screwed in that pool by ESPN's poor wording because I knew I knew nothing about I was having a great season. We talked about it and I was killing it. And then I didn't I was scared to do research

and I went to put in my pics and it said, you're too early. I thought, that's OK. Whatever. I'll come back later, I guess. And then all the games happened. I forgot. And that happened several weeks in a row. What they meant by you're too early is you're not signed in. That is how they communicate.

You're not signed in to make pics. I didn't realize I wasn't signed in. So I just didn't make pics for like three weeks and a tank by season. There's no coming back from that. And that's definitely their fault. The phrase you're not signed in as you're too early. Yes, that is their fault. OK. That is an insane way to phrase.

So wait, so like you're like halfway through week two and it's still saying you're too early and you're just like, damn, man, I wonder when we start picking these. Well, no, it's because I would never because I have no awareness of what the college football schedule is. I would remember late, like at the end of the week at like 1 a.m. ago. Oh, fuck, I got to do picks. And then I'd go to do it and it would say you're too early. And I got I. OK, I guess I'm early.

I don't know. I have no idea what's happening with the schedule. Wait, you would go too late. You would scramble to make your picks and you would think because you're so late, you're early. It was a never ending cycle of I never knew when the game started or ended because I couldn't look into it because I was scared if I did research, I would lose.

But then I would just never submit pics because I never knew when I was early or late. It wasn't like NFL where I knew on a Saturday night. OK, no, this isn't. They start tomorrow. These games. I never teacher. I never turned in my homework because I was I wasn't sure what day. Well, I knew what day it was due, but I didn't know when, if I was too early or late. So I just sort of, I held onto my homework and I don't know why you did that to me. I don't want to, I don't want to turn on my homework too early because I was scared you might lose it. So I just held onto it forever. Can we focus on that? It's insane to say you're not signed in by saying you're too early.

In professional sports where a team got the day wrong? I bet I had a really dumb football question for you, Gavin, that I don't think even makes sense. Wait, which football? The one you know, that's why I'd be asking you. OK. Not the NFL. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hit me with it. Then this Not the NFL. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hit me with it. I know this is my thought.

And this is one of you know, Johnny Caviar came from. I woke up and that was just the first thing in my brain. I woke up either today or yesterday. I don't remember as groggy. And I thought, has there ever been, you know, the expression, a stitch in time saves nine? I think that's the expression. Has there ever been a time in a football game where a stitch in time saves nine. I think that's the expression. Has there ever been a time in a football game where a save in time

has prevented nine penalty shots from occurring like a shot at the end of the game that was made and stopped? I guess we wouldn't know what we know. Has there ever been it? Let me reverse this. Has there ever been a missed one where there have been nine penalty shots taken because somebody flubbed the last second? Has something happened in the last second that caused a penalty shootout of nine shots? Yes.

Is that what you're asking? That is what I'm asking. Oh, I'm sure of it. Has to have. Yeah. I like that. That was like the first thing you thought of this morning. That was the, well, in my head, I realized at the time I was like the first thing you thought of this morning. That was the in my head.

I realized at the time I was like, oh, it's just like the expression. A saving a saving time saves nine. It's just like the expression. And then that's so funny because the first thing I thought of this morning was just as much nonsense. I woke up almost panicked wondering why they didn't call the second super troopers, super troopers, troopers. And then I was like, well, that would make any sense. What am I talking about?

It would be better if it was two per troopers. Yeah. Super duper troopers. That's not what you went with? Super... Oh like French too? Oh is that what Duper is? No I mean... Yeah that's what Duper means. It's two in French. Duper, Trois, yeah. I've been watching a lot of the Olympics on picking up on this stuff Oh man soccer blue we won by duper last night Do duper's wild So this frickin this frickin movie thing I can't believe how tight is you're now beating me by what like 20 something mil?

Yeah, barely dude. And I'm right there like on your heels. So Andrew has all bunched up. Andrew has two movies. Luckily, I got my plus nine. You know what I mean? Andrew has two movies that are more than Eric's total and Jeff's total. Yeah, you have one movie that is more than Jeff and Eric's combined.

Maybe even Jeff. It's close between Jeff and Nick. Uh-huh. I'm kind of counting here on my alien, right? It is. It's going to come down to alien. Yeah. If it makes under 100 million, too. And I'm kind of counting here on my alien right it is it's gonna come down to alien Yeah, and if it makes under a hundred million two and I'm counting on the crow And I'm counting on Beetlejuice. Oh

Boy, I'm fucked. Oh, you're fucked. I'm in it though What do you think the chances are Beetlejuice could make 700 million domestic? domestic require every person to see it as many times as you have to say yeah yeah triple view that's everyone I also think what you're not counting is like I'm like oh the crow the crow dude I got I got Reagan still you might be fucked people might be like politics are hot right now they are yeah people people I want to go see okay Hey, what's this? I got to see what's up with this Reagan guy. And they and that might it might net me a lot of money.

I might blow by Jeff. I've never had this happen, but it just occurred to me how funny it would be if it came down to hundreds of dollars between two people and just the idea of like you actually could sway the box office by personally buying tickets you throwing money at this thing could result in winning and we've got our dollar amount leftovers that's true yeah your man you should have kept you should have kept some points Andrew you might be

fucked at the end that Gavin's 15 might steamroll you right just squeeze right over Gavin that I didn't even remember that he has 50. That's so funny. You really wasted that. You could have got Twister. I was just waiting for the big hitters. Uh-huh. Twister's to 200 plus mil. That's insane. As nine points. That was I actually felt better if I lose to you.

I looked at the price of everything and my mistakes, which were the watchers and fly me to the moon for nine total points. But there's the best value. Who got the most money per point? I mean, it has pretty good 45. Yeah, 636. It has to be twisters at nine, right? And nine points at two hundred twenty two million dollars. It's insane. It's insane compared to

Deadpool and Wolverine is 494 million at the time of this recording 494 million at 68 points Spent on Borderlands one sec Borderlands might save me What a borderland to 8 million Is that right? Yeah, see? 8.8 million. I'm sneaking up. Slow, ooh, I'm creeping in.

People are gonna go, oh man, I heard Borderlands is good. I gotta go see that, right? Looking at you spend double digit points on Borderlands and it makes single million digit amounts of money, I feel like even you overpaid for Borderlands. Oh, absolutely. Like the studio and you.

Yeah. I mean, at that point, you're just low on the board and you're taking swings, right? You're just sort of Oh, absolutely. The studio and you. Yeah. Are in the whole. I mean, at that point, at that point you're just low on the board and you're taking swings, right? You're just sort of like, yeah, it was, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll take it. It was a point traffic, Jen.

It was a point traffic, Jen. Could we commission the people that made these sites to have them, like, what if we had it on our website? Yeah, that'd be cool. I'd love to do something like that. What's our website? Regulatrion.com. Regulatrion.com.

Yeah, well, yeah, whatever we've got we have a website do it What is happening? What website do you think we have? I was thinking of that old landing page that we had for the old calm Well, it was last it was face pod calm, wasn't it? Oh Yes, which took you to roosterteeth.com. All right. Well, take it somewhere else now. And we can have all of the current feeds of all of the current. I'll fake money draft.

Shite. I love it. I think that's a great idea. I also I'd be cool to have that on our Patreon or something. And some. Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever look at your health as like a percentage? No, that's my problem. That is my problem. Hang on. Hang on.

Don't you only look at your health in a person? We talk about your ankle percents only. No. OK, we I think we've talked about this before, too. If we talk about this body instantly, if the human body worked like crackdown or like where I get a skill point for doing something that I could apply somewhere. I would be in the best shape. That's the timeline in which I'm in the Olympics. Wait, why would you? What?

I don't understand. Didn't you just say percents? No, this is what I'm saying. You got to level up, right? And a game with percentages. That's what you're talking about. If you could see percentages, if I could see that my strength is 20 percent of what could be 100 percent. What's 100 percent, though?

You're the strongest you could be or the strongest anyone could be. The strongest I could possibly be. I think everyone would have their own limits within their frame. I would assume I'm not a doctor, but if I could see that and if I could, if I could do, let's say, like a bicep curl and see, like I went up a quarter of a point, then I would be chasing those things like achievements. I need that visual chase. Let me ask you a question.

What's your ankle integrity out right now? That's what I'm saying. Like, what? Well, but that's chase. Let me ask you a question. What's your ankle integrity at right now? 99%. That's what I'm saying. Like what? Well, but that's health. That's a health bar. I'm gonna throw up. I got a health bar and no progression bar.

My current health is 0%. I'm gonna throw up. I'm so, I'm like seeing red. I'm gonna flip. There's a green filter over the picture of his head right now and his cheeks got a little You've given an answer that's so weird that I don't even know where I was going with that. I think you're talking about glory holes

Bread rolls glory. Yeah bread rolls and glory. Oh, I Was I think I think the other day I got so hot while I was mowing It was you know pushing 40 degrees again, just sweating constantly, like not a moment where a drip isn't coming off me. And by the end of it, I thought, how close to death am I right now? I felt like if my health was a percentage that started the morning at 100, I must have been at like 65%. Yeah. Like if I'd kept going for much longer, would I eventually have died?

And you could drop really fast too. You could go from like 65 to like 30 in like a couple seconds. I was watching a reality TV show the other day about like a race through Alaska and it was this married couple and the lady was complaining about needing electrolytes and feeling like she was a little lightheaded. And he's like, ah, you're fine. Keep going. And then 30 seconds later, she passed out and they had to helicopter her out. She spent three days in the ICU just from having a heat stroke.

It fucking shut her whole body down. So health is like an iPhone that's a couple of years old, gets to like 9% and then just turns off. Yeah, your health is like an iPhone where when you get below 20%, you have no idea. Yeah. Do you think that was the worst take by that guy of all time? Yeah, I'm assuming he didn't- That's an all time bad take.

He didn't endear himself to all the wives of the world watching it, I'm sure. It didn't come across super well in the episode. But it's just crazy, because I was so flabbergasted about that, because you're watching it, and you're like, these super well in the episode. But it's just crazy, because I was so flabbergasted about that, because you're watching it, and you're like, these people are in the, these people are racing across Alaska,

doing like 20 miles a day through the wilderness, and it's insane what they're physically capable of. And then one, it just shows you, even if you're in amazing shape, you just get a little bit over your skis, and suddenly you're super fucked, you know. God, yeah, I guess that for me, going back to the level up system, seeing the number go up is exciting to me.

Seeing the number go down does nothing for me. What do you mean? Because death is inevitable. The number is going to hit zero no matter what, at some stage. But if I could do something that rate. Oh, I guess that would be it. Right. Like if I could do things and I would see the number go up, what my health percentage was, then that'd be something.

I'm only thinking about it in a singular way, though. It going. Oh Oh You don't say If it went both ways if it teeter-tottered That wouldn't be fun imagine being like 32 dogs into your year and just seeing it go down after one bite Yeah, if you were in six dogs a day, and then you woke up You had like 12 percent surely you would be panicked by the decreasing number You don't need to have a number in front of you to know that you're not well from eating so many hot dogs.

I think it would be interesting though to see or to be able to know how many dogs would kill you. I don't want to throw a Skittle in and see my number go down because of a singular Skittle. Now Skittles are off, I can't enjoy Skittles now. I don't think a Skittle would dent an entire percentage. But it could be the straw. We know a human being can eat as many as 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes and still be considered an athlete.

So it can't be too negative. That's a year's worth of hot dogs. Joey Chestnut ate in 10 minutes and he seems fine. I saw the old dog count go up a couple of times recently. Well, yeah. Yeah, I dipped in the dogs this weekend a little bit. Where were you dogging? I dogged at home, baby.

I made hot dogs. You're home dogging? I was home dogging. Yeah, I went and got some Oscar Myers. That also needs to be a live updated thing on our website. The dog count? Yeah. All right. And what's our website again stats?

Thank you, I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to take too much shit from my other podcast But I was I was you know doing hot dog work on the other podcast the so alright one And I ran across I read yeah part two I ran across a fact that blew my fucking mind You know I told you guys last time that the average human the average American eats 70 hot dogs a year But I was looking at what state consumes the most hot dogs It's West Virginia and do you have any idea how many hot dogs the average West Virginian eats in a year? Under this is a good. Oh, let's think. Let's let's everybody throw down a number. Think about it. Don't just throw out a number. Think about it. The average American eats 70 hot dogs a year.

And this is more. One hundred and eleven. I'm walking in 88, 120. Whoa, Nick. 100. I believe it was four hundred and eighty 481. Okay that's not right. There's a number that somebody hit. According to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, West Virginians eat 481 hot dogs per person. Somewhere a cargo plane full of dogs went down in West Virginia and it somehow got added to the total. It's 80, their number is

81. Somebody's finger slipped and hit the four at the beginning and they didn't delete it. Like, no. I have, my hot dog count is at four and I'm like, I've been hitting the dogs pretty hard lately. And in like two weeks, it's, yeah, it's, that stat is bollocks. It can't be real, but it's on a website.

Well, that makes it real. That's it. It's on a hot dog council website. How can it not be real, but it's on a website. Well, that makes it real. That's it. It's on a hot dog council website. How can it not be real? How many hot dog councils are there? Also, like, I don't understand how they're surveying these people. Like, who's doing an accurate count of all these dogs? I had to go based off of sales and then assuming.

Dude, the National Hot Dog Council's website is hot-dog.org. Dude, you can become you can become a hot dog ambassador. I would like to I'd like to get into that game. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to break into the hot dog world. But I mean, it should be clear from the past month of my life that I'm trying really hard to lean into it Hat is what's the best way to wash down your dog 48% say iced tea?

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I I also saw something super gross that I'd like to show you. Era summer bud. It's a dog days dog days of summer. That's right. I I also saw something super gross That I'd like to share with you guys if you don't mind Well first off I'll say I was hanging out with Gavin for a little bit yesterday Which we should talk about at some point but on the way to go record the that clutch my pearls podcast where we Revealed our smut to the world Gavin and I saw a dude walk down the street and we saw 75% of his dick I'd say and a hundred percent of his pubic hair as his pants were

Just just barely hanging on to the bell end of his dick. It was like bird's nest and neck Yeah, it was pretty gross. He didn't give a fuck. But that was the least gross nudity I saw. The other day, Emily and I were going to the there's a target downtown. Typically, you don't go to it because it's kind of hard to get in and out of like a city target, you know, but she bought something and it was there. So we had to pick it up.

And so we were going through the east side and we stop at a light and across the street from us is It's kind of like where there's um, it was like a soup kitchen. So there's a lot of like people hanging around You know just kind of waiting to get to get like a free meal or something and there was a lady Standing I guess across the street from us on the other, to the right of us, so catty corner to us. And I was in driver's seat, just kind of minding my own business,

and Emily goes, oh, oh my, and I looked over, and the lady was smoking a cigarette in her right hand, and then she just pulled her pants down all the way to the ground. Oh God. And then she squatted with her butt face in the street. And then she just started shitting and smoking a cigarette. And then I shit you not.

I was weird. Yeah, I was. I can't do that. She picks up a newspaper off the ground and she started reading the newspaper with her left hand and smoking with her right hand and shitting with her butt hand. And she just squatted there with her ass facing us and the whole street and just shit for a while. And it was a long red light. And then after a minute in one of the ballsiest things I've ever seen a human being do without like even breaking her stride,

mid cigarette drag, mid like reading the paper, she just took that paper and then just started wiping her ass with it and then just left it there and then picked up another piece of newspaper and started reading that. Light turns green, we drove on. Went a couple blocks down, got stopped by a train. started reading that, light turns green, we drove on.

Went a couple blocks down, got stopped by a train. I'm gonna illustrate this to show the passage of time. Got stopped by a train, one of those light rails. Get past that, turn into Target. This is a Target in the city, so you gotta go down into a parking garage, take a ticket, park, go to an elevator, go up into the Target, get the thing that you bought, get your parking validated, go back down, go back out through the parking lot, show

the ticket, get out, right? So I had to go through all of that. So at a minimum, we were probably 40 minutes at this point, right? It's the, yeah, the Target Whole Foods combo at like East Fifth Street. And come back out, go back the way we came, drive the other way past that lady. She was standing, smoking a cigarette, reading the paper still, just with her pants down and just her ass out, just like hanging out, chilling. And it had been probably 40 minutes. So I think that lady's pants had been down

for a solid 40, 45 minutes at that point. And they weren't in any danger of going back up. And then we just drove on and Went about our business but that that's one of the wildest things I've seen since I saw the homeless guy Smoke crack and shit his pants and not break a stride in San Francisco with guys I think I've learned to not judge what is and is not an Olympic sport, but that to me that sounds like an Olympian right there That's genuinely impressive. It was impressive I don't know if I could squat in shit without falling over into my own shit at this point

You know like I don't know that I have the dexterity to maintain that position for as long as she did Certainly not while smoking a cigarette and reading the paper in public, you know You're still legs tied together by the undies, right? And the shorts and all that. Yeah. Or like pants. She had like what looked like hospital gown or something. It's like drawstring pants. Maybe they were hospital. I'd be so paranoid about shitting on my waistband.

I probably would have been weirded out by doing it in front of people first and foremost. But like this lady had a bravado about her that I got to say I respected. like this lady had a bravado about her that I got to say I respected. And she was unfazed and unbothered and just like she knew what she wanted to do in the moment and nothing and no one was going to stop her. And when she was done, she didn't feel like picking her pants back up. And so she didn't have to. And for all I know, if I went by that corner right now, she'd be standing there. I don't know. Crazy.

You don't expect to see a human pooping at you in the street. No. And I feel like they absorb that newspaper. I can't prove that they did, but I just feel like I know that they whatever they read, they they could be quizzed on. Dude, they were really she was reading the newspaper. I'm telling you, it was like she was like fucking reading it. She was following it. It was she was she had no care in the world.

She was Al Bundy. It was fucking wild. I feel like the anus gets a bad rap for public indecency. Like, I understand why maybe you shouldn't have your penis out when it's erect in public. It's more of a sexual thing. I don't understand. You understand maybe? Yeah, you do understand that though. That's good. That's good. Yeah. It's good that you figured that one out. I think the qualifier is odd.

What did you say? The fact that you mentioned it needs to be erect. I think you could have just stopped that penis out. I agree. Well, a penis pissing is so much less offensive than in... You mentioned it needs to be erect. I think you could have just stopped that penis out. I agree. Well, a penis pissing is so much less offensive than in. Well, anyway, I. Well, I OK. Yeah. No, hey, you know what? Keep going.

But an anus, I think, shouldn't have the same shock value as a penis. I don't think it does. Really? No. Huh? I don't I don't think they're equal. I think. Huh. I don't think they're equal. I think you'd get arrested for either if they were out. Yeah. Well, there was nobody arrested in this lady and she was out for about an hour. But my point is, is that sometimes people need to shit. Like it's a food poisoning emergency or you're ill.

You just need to whip it down and take a dump. You never need to whip out your erect penis is my point. Totally acceptable if a dog does it, right? That's what I mean. See all the time in the animal kingdom. Yeah, you get arrested for either thing is such a bad defense because it implies that like there isn't a scale that being arrested is the max of anything. What do you mean?

You could be arrested for anything, but there are different crimes. Can't be arrested for throwing up. Maybe if you throw up on a cop. Yeah, they are a baby or baby. Someone else's baby. My point is, is that like tax evasion and genocide are not the same crimes. Right. But you could be arrested for both. I don't think you just get normal arrested for genocide.

I don't think you get ready. You're coming down to a county law. Everything you say can be used against you. I place you under arrest. Right. My point was, Gavin, I said that I think that there's a lot less can be used against you. I place you under arrest right now. My point was, Gavin, I said that I think that there is a lot less with the ass out than there is a dick out. I think it's a lot less offensive.

And your argument was, well, you can be arrested if your ass was out. And I'm just saying, I think there's levels to the game, even though like you could fall under the category of, yeah, you can be arrested for both. Does not make them equal. As what I was trying to. How are they? Oh, well, how are they not equal if you can get arrested for both? Like in what arenas outside of the law, are they unequal? I think if we did a certain Nick, get that survey going,

get the survey post going. Yeah, this is good. What do you what do you want him to write? He'll he'll post this one to like his corndog. Like what's more shocking or like a... Yeah, what is more offensive? Dick out, butt out or equally offensive? Now are we specifying how erect the penis is? No, I don't think we need to. And are we adding vagina? It seems weird to specify how erect the penis would be because there's no what's the butthole

equivalent of an erect penis. Well, if someone was using a urinal next to you with a full blown stalk on, that would be much more shocking than if someone was just taking a piss. I don't think it would be. I think I'd be equally uncomfortable. Well, I just think like like it's like you see somebody with an asshole out in public, they're probably pooping, right? Like in the instance that I saw the asshole, it was pooping.

You see a penis out in public. Chances are it's peeing, which would be different than seeing an erect penis. But I think the one to one comparison, because in this situation, the lady was pooping, would be a peeing penis. But but then that's not nearly as offensive as an erect penis which is more interesting to talk about. So what would be the butthole equivalent of erect penis? I think it would have to be like a gaping butthole, like you're holding your butthole open. Or a finger in the ass.

Oh, like a finger in the ass, yeah, maybe that. Nick, can you write all this down for your Twitter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will say that Nick was ready to post this and then the erectness of the penis made him hold up for posting it. So there's, there might be something to it. That, yeah. Oh, you know what? I, yeah, that's it. I just feel like there's going to be leniency if the cop knows that you have food poisoning. Did you say cock or cup? What?

What? Oh, I had bad oysters. I'm going to shoot. Oh man. Anyway, let us know in the comments of this video, which is more offensive. What is offensive is all this slander I've been hearing from Gavin about Beverly Hills Cop three. So you've now watched them, right?

I've seen everyone now. Yeah, I've watched all four films. Not a good movie. Beverly Hills, cop three. But I I didn't know at the time, but I stand by the fact that I'm right. I think Beverly Hills, cop three is the best action scenes in that entire series. When you told me this on Slack, what did I type back to your fucking idiot? I believe is what you said

and then I Don't remember you seem to have all this in your mind. Why don't you say I wrote respectfully afterwards? Drop that my bread He told us earlier today that his made-up opinion became his real opinion after yeah Yeah, don't make any sense. This was maybe I could say some of the actions good ways like hopping about on the Ferris wheel, but it's not the best kill in the entire series happens in three by far on the Nibiru Hill.

And it's part of the best sequence in the whole movie. I don't know. Listen, maybe you're on your phone. Maybe you weren't giving it the attention you deserve on my phone. But the opening shootout with the cars or it goes from the cars to the shootout to the car driving sequence. Best sequence in the movie. I think it's funny. I like that his airbag goes off.

You don't see that many chases. I like that the car takes real damage. And there's a scene where he fucking runs over a guy. Like you shoot the guy that falls out of a truck and he hits a dummy with his car and it's it is graphic. God, there's a fucking I'm not going to spoil it for Gavin, but there's a dude. There's a run over scene at the end of the Sopranos that I saw the other night that fucking grossed me out. I did not expect coming.

It's so funny that you're watching the sprandos for the first time. No, not me. I've seen it before. I just had never watched the last four episodes. Oh, Emily's first time. Wow. Got it. You just got all the way and then you went close enough. Yeah, I read it on Wikipedia. I got sick of waiting. I get it. That show completely turned me off that last season with how long they took. Oh, I think I think if you were watching it in real time It would be like lost where you're just like I'm going insane waiting for this. Yeah, it was fucking bullshit

The last two seasons were rough. They took like Extended breaks and AJ and Meadow were growing about five years season to season The AJ was AJ had gray hair by the time the fucking last season rolled around. It's insane. It took so long. It's tough. It was insane watching Axel F though, because I finally watched that one and watching what looks like the exact same Eddie Murphy next to a bunch of gray old dudes. It's insane.

I think the fourth one is the worst one, in my opinion. No, I get it at all. No, I got to see. Oh, and the fourth one is real bad. Yeah, it's a nice callback that it was done in a call. You don't get credit for callbacks. What? You don't get credit for callbacks. Callbacks are so lazy.

I don't give points for callbacks. I mean, it's a 30 year time gap. I think that's I think we deserve a cheeky callback. Well, you get fuck. I'm going to give you three points because you say, oh, did he take you to a strip club? You don't get points for that. Dude, callbacks are half of this fucking podcast. We like don't don't shit on all we got going for us. How are your ankles percentage wise? Pretty good. 99%.

Speaking of callbacks, I do want to call back to a fan who, if you remember, sunburned himself. Oh yeah. This is Jake Jarvis

Farm D. He also did something recently because he's been practicing tattooing himself. Oh no. So on his own leg, he gave himself an Ian. And I think it's, you know, it's pretty, it's decent. You know, good for him. It looks about as good as mine.

Yeah, that's great. Hey, hey, he gave himself the pencil also. I think the pencil looks great. Yeah, sure does. Number 16 pencil. At the same time, what he has described as, I got some regulation podcast tattoos. My younger brother tattooed my left butt cheek

with regulation tanner to make it a permanent thing in my life now. Yeah, I think it is. And it's pretty good. That's not real. I think that that's an insane tattoo to get and I wasn't sure how to feel about it. And then Emily showed me the thread and was like, do you see this? And I was like, yeah.

And she goes, these kids, they like to have fun. They're good kids. And I was like, oh yeah, that's a good point. She's like, I like them. They're up to good. They're having fun. And I was like, that's a great point. They're having a hell of a good time. I let a friend give me a stick and poke tattoo. Like, dude, that's cool, why not? I had Gavin's nose on my fucking shin for Christ's sake.

Exactly, so what's, you know, I see this stuff and I just go, fuck it, go for it. Regulation, Tanner on your ass, why not? Life's so big, it's so big I'm selling his ass. It's huge and it's on his ass. Huge and on his ass. Ax ass axle fully on the other side Both cheeks together, and I'll be honest the gap between the end the tea is pretty Cheon

Well these guys have a fan in Emily for sure. Yeah. I'm a big fan of insane people, so I think this is great. You just could tell that guy's gonna be fun if you bump into him and he went. That's a dude who's getting up to some good stuff. I don't know if it's good stuff, but he's getting up to stuff. You're not bored hanging out with him. Oh, regulation sit would make more sense. I think. Well, oh, Tanner isn't a name.

Oh, he got a tan. Yeah, because he got a tan. He's the tan guy. I get it. It also wasn't a tan. It was a burn. It was a sunburn. Didn't you just say it was called Jarvis? Yeah. It's

like Jake Jarvis something. I thought maybe his brother's name was Tanner. I didn't consider, I didn't consider Tanner being a thing. You put four pictures ago, you posted a picture of a tan. As a sunburn. Would you call that a tan? Well, it's going to be more tan than the tapes off car. Okay. I don't think I'd look at that and go yeah check out this guy's tan. Like what are you talking about? Dude look at how tan this guy is fucking bright red back. Look at how tan he is dude. What a legend. Gross Gavin. Sorry.

That's alright. Do you, let me ask you guys a question. How long do you think the fax machine will still exist? Forever, right? Like it's never gonna go away. And I feel like it's still used in the places that should be using it the least. It's being used by like hospitals and stuff like doctors send faxes to offices and financial shit.

At what point did the email get invented and a bunch of industries just went, no, not for me. I ran into a need for a fax last week for some personal financial stuff, and I was just thinking, I just caught myself thinking like, still, like 2024, and there's no indication that it's going away. Like, do you remember when analog TV went away and they were like, for like a year and a half,

they were, you were always seeing- Yeah, prepping the world for it. Notices everywhere. Yeah, like, hey, be ready, we're turning the signals off, turning the signals off. It's, you're not, nobody's going like, hey, just everybody be aware, 10 year countdown, five year countdown, till ready. We're turning the signals off, turning the signals off. It's you're not nobody's going like, hey, just everybody be aware. Ten year countdown, five year countdown till we're done with fax machines,

which tells me they're going to be around for fucking ever. How did how do we escape the virus that is the facts? We don't do they still make like, I assume companies still make their most recent fax machine, but are they innovating on the fax machine still? Like, is there a 2024 fax machine? You know, I wonder that about printers too, because my printer broke a while back at the old house and I went and bought a new one and I realized I bought the exact same model

printer but four years apart and I thought, oh, they're not making new printers anymore. We probably hit peak printer technology and now it's just like, you know, you get a new color way every once in a while. I mean, as someone who is printing never fricking works, maybe they should keep innovating. Yeah, I agree. That's a good question. Are there new facts technologies? Are scientists because it's always like no, like HDMI gets an update every few years.

They'll be like, oh, it's HDMI. Yeah, point one. Now is there is there ever been facts to wait, Jeff, what did you what did you just search scientists? What are scientists still innovating the facts? I thought that would be a funny way to search. I know you nailed it, but I know it's I know it's not scientists funny way to search it. Oh, you nailed it bud. I know it's not scientists.

It's fucking great. I'm a scientist. What kind of science do you do? Facts. Facts. Facts. Mimeograph and facts related science. What the fuck? This guy's doing like 1980s science. What the shit? I just like the idea of them pulling scientists off other stuff to go back to the facts. You guys remember that movie Weird Science?

Yeah, stuff like that. But with a fax machine, it's a PhD and copy. Oh, God damn. Is there facts to. I was thinking about this with foods in general. It's crazy that there isn't just like an apple to or like rice to that there isn't a brand that is just saying this is the sequel to this. Mm. Toast to.

We had a sequel thing once, didn't we? Best sequels. Best. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. The best sequels. What was that? That was a really good one. We had the clapper in there, I think. It was a sequel to the light switch. Hahaha! That was before we were even doing drafts. I think that was just a topic.

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TD, ready for you. Oh, I wanted, yeah, I wanted to, I have one on my list actually. This is different because that could be anything, but I wanted to, I wanted it. I have one on my list actually this is different because that could be anything But I wanted to do best third movie Oh Historically awful yeah historically awful films, but there's got to be a few that are good. You know there's gotta There's gotta be some godfather 3 sucks matrix 3 sucks Die hard 3 is great die hard 3 is great

Is it great? Yeah, I mean it's better than two. It's better than two, not better than one though. It's long, but it's good. It's probably the second best in the franchise. The third Quiet Place movie I think is the best. Third Mission Impossible is awesome. That's the one I was about to ask about was What was the third Mission Impossible?

That's the one I lost my car in. Yeah, the rabbit's foot. Yeah, it's the one I lost my car in Yeah, best threes would be an interesting draft yeah, that's a really good one cuz none of them are third thing Yeah, dude, dude Terminator 3. Hell. Yeah Why Windows 3. That's good. We're noting it. I think I think that's a good one.

All right. Well, do that in the undefined future at some point. I was thinking the other day that my dog Albert, you know, the the dog whose name you're all allowed to know now, a little English Bulldog. He's nine months old. We got him from a breeder in Dallas and then we brought him to Austin. And it struck me over the weekend

that Albert has never seen a body of water before. Like we got him a little splash pad to play around in the backyard and he loves it, but he's a little tepid about getting in it, you know? And I was thinking, God, I wonder how, if he would recognize it as water, like would it phase him at all? Would he pay any attention to it?

So I took him over the weekend down to Town Lake, to like the hike and bike trail, and I walked him over to the edge to see what would happen. And Emily and I did, and we walked him, it was kind of like, to get close to the water over there, you kind of gotta go down like a little muddy, you know, embankment a little bit. And he was super interested in like smelling the mud.

And he kind of like walked down just kind of smelling the mud and like looking at the dirt and shit. And then he looked up and he saw the water and he jumped his height. He jumped a foot in the air. I've never seen a dog so surprised and so shocked in their life. It scared the absolute utter shit out of him and that was all he needed. He turned around and was like, I'm good. And then I shit you not, unfortunately, about eight seconds later, Emily went, oh no. And I went, what?

And I looked up to see a fucking snake slithering past us, 18, 20 feet in front of us. So I jumped on my height, about 10 feet in the air, and then we got the fuck out of there. But if you animal has never seen a body of water before, just take it. It's wild how they might react to it. Do you never wash them in the tub?

No, I wash them in the backyard with, no, we've've washed him in the tub before but you don't fill the water up We have like a little hose, you know, and it's like yeah, he's getting wet But yeah, and he gets what he gets washed at the groomers, but it's not he's never submersed What an exciting day For the dog shake and remember the first time I went to like the beach Saw like a large body of water. Yeah, I don't remember process like the absolute memory of that. I mean, you grew up around water.

Yes, it was probably pretty early. I did, too. Gavin, do you remember first time you saw an ocean? No, I think I was too young. Yeah. Eric, I assume you were. Pretty, pretty. I mean, we would just go. Yeah, we were Poor people in San Diego, so we just went to the bay. So I remember going to the bay when I was really young Nick, how about you? I? Couldn't tell you it's I probably from a young age honestly. I

Was thinking about that the other day about how many firsts we don't matter. So you don't remember. Like, I don't remember the first hamburger I ever ate. Why would I, I guess? I feel like parents should make a big, bigger deal about firsts of many. You do for like the first year, like we have made a baby book. And it's like the first food you ever ate. And it's like it was green, strained carrots or whatever. You know, I think it was sweet potatoes,, for me, but, or yams, but it's all that developmental

stuff but you don't ever be like, I don't know, first pair of tennis shoes you ever wore or first time you rode a skateboard or, you know. First movie I saw, I remember just because it was a big deal to me. It was Fox and the Hound and. It was a it was a twofer. It was Fox and the Hound and the Disney Robin Hood. So it's two foxes. It was Fox double Fox Day. Double Fox. Disney Robin Hood.

Good movie. It's a good combination. Great movie. Yeah. Were you taking it back, Gavin? And sorry to take it back to Beverly Hills Cop for a moment. When I was committing crimes. Jesus Christ. When you what? When I was committing all the crimes, were you were you taken aback by that? I was shocked.

When I was watching and I went, I did all this. These are all my crimes. They did not register with you at all. You're watching the movie. I can't believe you didn't have the slot. Look at what the villains wear in the film. I just posted a screenshot. I just like what the fuck is he talking about?

That I watched that. I went, oh, fuck. Sorry, regulation tanners, but it's gonna That's gonna be the thumbnail dude that might be the first iteration of the mask like hold that's crazy They all are like rainbow six Vegas faces essentially is and they're it's every one of them wears it they're unified We've got a rotoscope your one onto this movie They're unified. We've got a rotoscope your one onto this movie. Great. Not it.

Not well, I don't even know what rotoscope means, so I'm definitely not it. I like, this is your doc. Did you take this picture? Yeah. You've got stuff on your doc that you don't have installed. You got two question box. Yeah, yeah I do. Oh this is good. I'm gonna start looking at this now. This is pretty exciting. Let's see what else he's got down here. The one next to photos is an app that's not functional in that operating system.

And then he's got two broken links. Every tiny little corner of your life is a shit show. Which one's photos? Oh, that's photo. Yeah. I don't have, yeah, Microsoft Word. I don't have that anymore. I don't even know what a lot of these are. What's the one that's next? It's like two down from Audacity to the right. It's next to like the App Store one.

It looks like a little like lectern. What is that? Electron. Oh, is it like a keynote or something over all the way over to the right? What is that? The clean my Mac X between the G and the bench. Yeah, I don't have I'm looking to look at my bar. I don't have it. Whatever that is. Oh, yeah, I was that was my I was just desperately trying to make this Mac run.

Well, it was just so put more shit on it. Listen, I wanted to make sure it's on that bar so I can jump on it real quick. Did it work? I don't know. You got plex, you got handbrake. This is fascinating. This is great. What do I do with a hand? What's the sunset in between the two question marks? What does that that was a game called meditation? Or every day you get a new little game from indie developers

Can I want to come over and just? Just slightly boost the efficiency of your day to day. Oh, please. I'd love that. But here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna come in and be like, you don't need this, this, this, and this. And you'd be like, oh, what if I need it for this? Oh, I don't trust this. Blah, blah, blah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'t bother me, and I don't know that getting rid of them helps, but doesn't

Help it is yeah, that's true. It might hurt him it might hurt No, it's not that I think it hurts or helps I'm indifferent to it the only way I know how to open Skype is to go 16 icons over from Safari I don't ever click the icons. I only click Google. Why do you have the bar? I didn't know I could get rid of the bar I love this episode so much You don't know you can hide the bar Also, look where the Apple logo is in relation to the dog. We're seeing like slightly more than half of it

There's so much this off the screen. You want to see the full? Yeah, I want to see the whole thing dude 100% this absolutely Throwing I don't know why we're surprised by it. It's the like the shift key guy. Like, what did we expect? Like, of course. This is the best camera app on this board browser. Was that a midi or a now this is. This is the soy. OK. Also, my screen is I need to clean my screen, but I'm also I just am not good at that.

I don't know. Oh, yeah. I don't know how that because you always get the smears. I use the towel, but I still get the smears. OK. Oh, my God. Oh, what? Oh, it just keeps going on the right. Oh, my God. What are those next to steam? What is what are like in the next? Andrew and I have the exact same Mac. I think it's a quick time I Have a minus from 2009. Oh my from 2019

You doing a lot of stuff in garage band I've never I never open it. I think I've deleted all the instruments. This is The fucking empty the garage you just go And you have the on-screen keyboard up Yeah, cuz I'd the brightness on my keyboard doesn't work. So I use that for the adjust the brightness This is the way you have a whole second keyboard open to adjust the bright. Yeah, because I have a Windows keyboard, an Alienware that I've plugged in, an old Alienware keyboard. And for some reason, the brightness doesn't work on the Alienware one.

When I hit it, it doesn't do anything. Why don't you just map that to a different key? Like the open and closed bracket doesn't know that you can do that. What you've just told him, he doesn't know you can do. I'm impressed that you're finding ways around it, but it's. See, that's the thing. I will find a solution to my problem, and it might not be the most efficient

But if it works, I'm happy What happens when you're watching the movie is that just a keyboard on top of it? No, this is what I'll do okay? I'll show you exactly what I do I need to come over ASAP This is I love this I'm so happy I have like the biggest smile on my face for like the last five minutes I'm having so much fun. It's a really easy fix This is it's super simple So if I want to watch something and I'm bothered by the fact that I have a keyboard a thing

What I do is I just I just click and drag I just shrink and drag Just shrink and drag that thing and bring it to the top right. You slide it out of the way. What? So where does it go? That does it? Does it go into the the bar as an icon or it just stays? That just stays on top of everything. You have Catalina?

You can't go above that. That's high. Yeah, that's probably as far as you go. Well, I mean, that's better than what I was expecting, where I thought there was every possibility that you just put post-it notes over it. No. No, I don't even know. Late 2013.

Yeah, it's listen, I'm old. This is you want to know why everything shut down when I was printing the law? Can we as a company expense get this man a computer made in the last decade? I got a laptop. Yeah. I mean, if even a fresh reinstall of that would probably do you wonders. Probably. What do you mean a fresh reinstall?

Just. What do you mean a fresh reinstall? Just put it. What does he mean? I don't know what you mean, but why would reinstalling help? It just get rid of. Bunch of junk and 10 years worth of shit. You've done around. Yeah. You keep your files here. Uh, but you might maybe not have those two apps that aren't fully there anymore. He's not given any.

You have any other questions about the apps? Any other questions about the apps? This copy of Cleomax X has been deactivated. Please contact your plan order to get a new device spot or get a I don't I am the one I know why that's there. Let's look at my. We got to we got to start wrapping this up. This is insane.

This. Can I can I can you guys trouble you a problem for me really quickly? Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. OK. So this is this is a problem I have. Where I'm going to take a screen shot right now. I so you know how you got the two faces on the bottom left that have one mouth.

The finder. Yeah, the two faces. Yeah, yeah. I did this Adobe Acrobat thing. So you click that and then you get taken. I take photo of this. This. Oh, geez. What's that popping up? The keyboard?

No, it's something else popped up for a second. The keyboard. Keyboard stucked away. OK, so you take a photo. I took a photo. So it pops up, right? And you have those things on the left that say iCloud Drive. Where are all of your?

That's here's the thing. They all went away one day, and I don't know where they went, and I don't know how to get them back. Your favorite. You have all your tags are the color coded default ones, but you've added one that's hashtag destiny. And then you just have 100 screenshots. I just figured it out. I hid them. There's a hide. Oh, you just clicked favorites and they all unleashed again.

Yeah. Troubleshooting for you, man. I just... There you go. Troubleshooting for you, man. Look at this. Wait, so how have you been getting anywhere? Okay. How do you get to, like, documents?

This is how I get to documents. Why do you have a document called Incidents? It's like a spreadsheet. What the fuck is that about? Dude, have you thought about a spreadsheet of ankle incidents? Have you thought about jumping on this Apple music plan? I mean what a steal right there.

Millions of songs all at once. Try for free. It's the second incidents file. I'm looking, I'm open it. It's loading. I don't know what that is. There's playlist for the gym, for job, for work for work at the yard. When do you decide between job and work?

For your playlist? I don't know. I haven't used iTunes in probably 10 years, at least. I haven't used iTunes since 2014 was the last time I was. I was. I was. OK, I think I took... is this the right one? Okay, so see everything is now plopped up.

I... because it was... Hey! That's where it was. So my... Deleted users? How often are you going in there? I don't know. I have deleted users?

That's my favorite... Oh, that's my favorite folder, Gavin! My 90-year-old granddad has an iMac from a similar time and it's in better condition. It's less messy. Look at the name of that PDF. What the f- what is going on? Quotes, comma, semicolon, dash, what is that? How many podcasts has your grandfather recorded during that time?

Andrew's putting it to work. So when my desk... I like to send things to my desktop. But my desktop went away. All the logos went away. It was just the thing I said before. I didn't know how to fix it. So my solution to my problem... Please don't say this.

I mean, I made a folder on my desktop called desktop and I would just have everything go there. And then I would open my desktop folder. What do you mean? It's a desktop folder. See what that's the way. Why wasn't there stuff wasn't showing up on the desktop? I didn't know how to reach the desktop like things.

It's behind your junk. I know. But but there was a time in which there were 50,000 things on it. And I've really cleaned it up. OK, so this we got to save this. So go to your desktop. All right. Great. Now go to desktop. OK, so imagine imagine you're in a cornfield, right? And then you add another cob of corn into the field.

It's not you can't tell where the cob went. So I needed to be able to see most recent because I just had 20,000 things on my desk. So once again, you put another thing on it. And all of your all of your clean up actions involve putting more shit into it. Just tidy up. You've got it also. You've got it next to episode 94 of F***ing Face.

Why is that one on its own? Yeah, that's a.AUP. I would have accidentally saved that. Yeah, that was that's a dot aup Would have accidentally saved that yeah, I don't Mean I say you get rid of that one, but you hang on to playing with grandpa dot mo feet Be sure to keep commercial takes dot aup as well Can't imagine those really worried about this View my spreadsheet. What is this incidence?

Yeah. Why don't you list off a few of the incidents? It's it's loading a thing that I've never opened before. A virus called numbers. Yeah, that's a spreadsheet. spreadsheet. Yeah, it's a CSV file Excel for Mac. Yeah. OK, Let's see. Numbers iCloud. It's loading. I got the pinwheel.

Column one. Watch woman piss. Date last June 19th, 2020 to 27 a.m. What? Opening. What is this? What do we got? Still opening. Sorry once again for the very visual segment. Yeah. And also, this stuff.

Also, we can't see this part. Yeah, we're with you. Oh, wait, everything's why is everything going away? Oh, oh, no. It's a it's just a checkerboard or maybe it hasn't loaded in yet. Checkerboard or maybe it hasn't loaded in yet. Checkerboard. It's just a white and gray. Oh, it's a spreadsheet.

Yeah. Oh. Oh, this is like all of the crimes that occurred in the NIMO, I think. What is it like a police incident report? Yeah, it's police incident reports and where they happened. What? Is it like a police incident report? Yeah, it's police incident reports and where they happened. Why? Uh, mischief under 5000 crime type mischief, crime type ID too. Do you also have a police scanner that you listen to at night? I used to. I don't anymore. I'm a police scanner neighborhood downtown K's heading out. Let's not make fun of that. I still do that. You listen to cops. Fuck. Yeah, I listen to police scanner all the time

Like all the time like every night. Uh, I would say probably three times a week. I listen to it. I Just think I'm just gonna be listening to it to To mask up and fight crime himself. Of course. I mean, I'm sure he has a reason for it, but yeah. With an ankle integrity up over 90, he's ready to get out there and fight crime. He could kick so much crime. Oh, mischief under or over a thousand or five thousand. Loss of enjoyment of property.

Oh man, I was enjoying that property so fucking much. Well, you're more of a mystery to me now than you were about an hour ago. So congratulations Andrew. I'm just happy. I got my desktop back on the on the thing. It used to get really annoyed where I'd have to open the desktop always. I'd always have that really annoyed where I'd have to open the desktop always.

I'd always have that folder open and I'd hide it. And then when you click the two faces, it would pop up the first one. So that one would pop up instead of. So how would you get to documents if it was hidden? What do you mean? Well, what? I don't think I use documents. OK? I don't think I do use documents. OK, I don't think I have any documents that I'm looking for. That I mean, incidents, I would say could be a document.

You know what I did was I pivoted because Grammarly has an in-app document like writer, and I just switched to that. Oh, of course. Yeah. Uh huh. How do I look at? So I just open documents and I'm scrolling. I got, um. Uh. Winter Movie League 2015.

I haven't been in. I haven't been in my docs all that often. I don't think I know you at all, and that's amazing. Uh huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. You must, you must find a problem and get around it and surely think, man, that's convoluted. Like surely that's a simple way. And that once that's the disconnect that you and I have is I have a solution. If I have a solution that I know works, I can just live with it.

And if you want to show me a more efficient way, I'm totally open to it. But I don't question it beyond that is why that is how the caps lock key happens. I have a way to capitalize my things. I'm good. I move on. I never think about it again. There's never a question of can I optimize this? You're like the fax machine of this podcast. I am. Yeah.

Still going strong. Still going strong. No innovation needed. Oh, man. Speaking of no innovation needed, what another perfect podcast. I can't believe it. Knocked it out of the park again. Just like this Out of the park Thanks for listening to episode 17 of the regulation podcast if you wanna I don't know support us in some way

Gavin you could probably tell them how to do that. Go for it. Well, we've got Regulatrion.com, which takes you straight to our Patreon. However, it's better if you don't use an iOS device because we get support. It's slightly less if you do that. Is that right? No, we get some. No, it's the other way. It will cost you more. Oh, they just bought the price? In November. Yeah, so we got this notice today, just so you guys are aware, at the time of this recording. In November, Patreon on iOS devices is having to use Apple's billing system.

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Just so you're not having to pay a surcharge. We're trying to save you the money. That's just, that's how all this stuff is shaking out right now. Again, we found out about it a couple hours ago. So save yourself the money. That's just, that's how all this stuff is shaking out right now. Again, we found out about it a couple hours ago. So save yourself some money. I remember signing up for YouTube premium or YouTube red. I think it was cool at the time. And even like the monthly charge is more expensive if you just sign up one time on a phone. It's insane that Apple take a bigger cut than Patreon do. They do. They take it's a large cut. You're just given free money to Big Apple if you do it.

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but you can go there and subscribe right now. And thank you very much for supporting us. And if you don't want to subscribe, that's okay. You can just listen to the podcast like a normal person. There's nothing wrong with that either. Speaking of listening to podcasts, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Gavin and I recently went and recorded a very special

episode of the Clutch My Pearls podcast. If you're not familiar, it is a podcast that my wife and Eric's wife run with their friend Vanessa, where they read and talk about smut. And in one of their recent episodes, I'm not sure when it comes out or if it's already out at the, as of this recording. It's out, okay.

There is an episode It's probably called celestial Glorbosus because that is the name of the smut that Gavin and I wrote if you want to hear them discuss it and read select excerpts from it and then Gavin and I Defend it to them while they interview us and ask us questions about it You can hear it over on the Clutch My Pearls podcast. I imagine we'll probably find some way to release it to you, the audience. I know we've talked in the past about having somebody read it.

I don't think we've settled on anything yet, but if you are, if you don't want to wait and you're itching to hear it now, please go listen to it over there. It made me, I felt ill for about two hours after we finished recording. That, that's, that is not an understatement. It was the weirdest thing to be in a room with four other people that I like dearly and be, have us all feel uncomfortable and unhappy being in the room for a little bit. It was, it was really wild. I was embarrassed laughing for so long, I got heartburned for about four hours.

Yeah, I got a little dizzy from because we're trying to keep our laughter to a minimum because they're going to podcast and I was laughing for so long at some point. I got a little I saw stars for a second. It was. But yeah, I think it's I think it's a pretty awesome story if I do say so myself. The link to Clutch My Pearls is in the description so go check it out. And thanks for listening to this podcast. We'll see you next time. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Eric dot sucks.