F**kface - Professional Sitting // The Hot Dog Podcast [182]

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blink-182, recording the podcast from the bathtub, the chair email follow up, childhood bribery, turnip roots, curly straws, the everything draft, having your pubes on the internet, Penelope’s Pube glasses, the hot dog derby and amusement park, Russell Hantz, Wienerschnitzel Sea Dog, sex in a bun, why Andrew doesn’t like tomatoes, Reacher, intro songs, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q  Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACE , Factor http://factormeals.com/face50 code face50 , Shopify http://shopify.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hi, Jeff. Are you going to ask your fucking question? What's your fucking question, Gavin? I was waiting for you to stop saying hello to everyone. Okay, so the band, based on band Blink 182, right?

Yes. Why is it that everyone in America says Blink 182, but for some reason I grew up calling it Blink-182? Is that just because all of my friends and me are idiots? No, it's what everyone in England calls them, Blink-182. Internationally, they're called that. Why is that, though?

That is not the name of the band, but that is what they're called. Yeah, exactly. It's like when there's a different word or a different phrase, it kind makes sense from a cultural point i guess but it's the actual name of the band though there's only one right answer yeah that is weird do you know why they're called blink 182 or 182 i don't know the band was originally called blink their first album cheshire cat was actually released as blink but there was another existing band named Blink that sued them. And so they had to change their name. And I don't think they've ever definitively said why they picked 182. But I think the general wisdom is that it was a playoff of the old

Timothy Hutton movie Turk 182 about a kid whose older brother, Fred Ward, the eventual Remo Williams Fred Ward, was a firefighter who was drinking at a bar one night and a fire happened and he'd had like two beers, but he ran up and he saved a bunch of people. But in the process, he almost died. And the city didn't want to pay his health coverage because he was off duty and drunk. And so Timothy Hutton became like a tagger and he went around tagging like slogans for his brother all around New York.

And he was tagging like subway buses, subways, trams. And then they tried to stop him. And it was like this whole fucking thing. And he would like he like figured out a way to cut through like they they introduced like ungraffitiable trains. And he figured out a way to to still uh graffiti them and it was like a whole that was the whole movie and i i'm pretty sure that's why they named the band blink 182 or rename how do you un-graffiti uh or make a train un-graffitiable it was supposed to be like some alloy i don't remember this movie came out like 1985 i haven't

seen it since then but i remember it was some sort of like alloy that was like resistant you could just wipe it off or something and so he brought a blowtorch and like cut through it and then graffitied under it yeah now that's extreme that's not what i heard was the name i heard that like growing up they're from a city in san diego called poway and uh the rival like high school that uh tom delong got kicked out of was rancho bernardo rb and the 182 is 18 to rb and that was it was like a fuck rb thing that's what i had always heard but i've no idea i'm sure at some point uh they officially said where it came from so i'm sure the audience can uh i think I equally don't care

yeah no I think I'm with you but I think that we just gave two different things and there's going to be someone online so mad that we gave two explanations and neither were right yeah probably blink 182 or blink 182 as I call them recently released a new

album and it has a song called face on it and i've enjoyed that because when i've looked at when you search face on youtube one of our episodes pulls up alongside of it like a very specific one and i have noticed it has continually gotten more views because you think it's like auto playing after the song it either autoplaying because it's only like a 30 second song or people searching for the song and that one episode pulls up. It has like 30,000 views on YouTube. Which episode is it?

I don't remember which one it is, though. I wonder how many Blink-182 fans we've disappointed in the last two weeks. So many. More than 182 fans we've disappointed in the last two weeks so many more than 182 of them uh well uh gavin how are you feeling buddy you doing okay yeah i got some air got a drink good good you're doing all right as well i'm doing pretty good i'm a little cold actually here you know what? One sec. I'm just going to heat up for a minute. This is normal or what's happening? Yeah, can you hear anything? Can you hear anything?

No. Really? Oh, that's great. That's perfect. Are you on a summit? I'm in my bathtub right now. I just want some hot water. What the fuck? What do you mean? Are you nudie pootie in a bathroom right now?

Yeah. Yeah. I have been for the past two episodes. Oh, Nick actually did ask if you were in a different room. He did. Yeah. I was worried about it. Brush past it.

I draped a blanket over my towel bar to try to reduce echo in the space. So you're like in the tub with a roof? No, it's like it's just draped over the side. So it looks like what would be a shower curtain, essentially. But it's just a blanket and I have my shower curtain next to me. Here's the thing. I waxed my pubes two episodes ago. It's the least comfortable I've been on this show. So I decided

I deserve to be the most comfortable. So I've just been in the bath for the past two episodes. I just moved my setup over. How are you liking it? It's really cozy, and the fact that you guys can't hear the water running, although it might be in the recording. Well, of course it'll be in the recording. Yeah, it's definitely

Yeah, I could hear it there for a second too actually. Okay. Well, I should turn the water off then. Well, we want you to be comfortable. Well, no, it's good. I got a little bit more heat. Let me move the mic to see if I can get the sound of it a little bit more clearly. What are the chances he electrocutes himself before the end of this here's a question assuming that happens and andrew dies yeah do we release this final episode uh well i feel like he'd have to give pre-consent for that oh yeah i think so that's fine yeah absolutely uh let's go ahead and go on record as saying, if I die in an episode, this is my pre-approval for you to play that episode.

Okay. So see, I have the laptop on the toilet next to me because it's level. I can reach all the buttons. This camera. Yeah, but the battery on my camera is too low for my flash, so I don't have the best photos right now. This is me looking through the setup to my

bedroom this camera's making everything look real dingy yeah well it's dark in here i love that every year cameras get better and cheaper and every year this podcast entries images get worse i don't even know what that third picture is. What am I looking at with that? That's the bathtub. Yeah, it's the water and the faucet and the knobs that you twist.

Why is the tap so far down? It's like halfway down the tub. No, that's where the water comes out. Yeah. It's a taller tub, I think we established. It's a tub where the overflow drain is halfway up it? No, you're looking at the wall. There's a cutoff.

You see the red bottle that I got stuck in my ass at one time? To the right of it? That's the top of the tub. That's where it cuts off. Right, but the tap is halfway down Yeah And the overflow thing is also Like you can never fill it up to

No, the overflow is below the tap Yeah, I see it So how much space is between Like can you get fully submerged Before the overflow kicks in? No, not at all No What I'm saying is

If you clogged If you plugged up the overflow You could have a bath that's like twice as tall What I've said is, if you clogged, if you plugged up the overflow, you could have a bath that's like twice as tall. Oh, yeah. Before it overflows. Yeah. Absolutely, you could.

I think you would enjoy baths more if you did that. I would, yeah. I wish it was taller, to be completely honest. But I'm comfortable. You should consider getting some gum or something to stick in there to close it up so you can experience a taller bath we could get you some flex seal tape or something oh yeah that would work

I was thinking about taping a roof on this setup but I just threw the blanket over instead throw a towel over the shower is the toilet seat sturdy enough to hold that laptop? Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.

It's all good. It's like a little table and it's level. It's perfect. It's nice. I am noticing that even though the seat is down, I can see into the toilet. Well, yeah, it's a little off. I got to reattach it. Pops off every now and then.

As they do pop offs do occur but I'm comfy so this is the second episode of a back to back and they always tend to be a little weirder we've noticed is there anything you guys want to cover this episode

I want to talk about the email that you wrote yeah the chat let's hear about that so Jeff you wrote. Yeah, the chair. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's hear about that. So, Jeff, you wrote a wonderful email. Really funny. Great, great, just a great all-around email. The only problem with it, and it sort of appeared immediately in the replies I got, I reached out to a bunch of companies.

I'd say 30-plus chair companies, and I'll continue to send out emails in this process. A lot of people didn't know that I wanted a free chair. Yeah, the email serves as an icebreaker or actually an ice melter, because when people read that email, they're immediately disarmed. And it was crafted in such a way that they would be completely opened up to the idea of initiating some sort of a relationship or conversation with you and then at that point is when you like slide in the i need a free chair yeah so a lot of people just interpreted it as uh how many chairs do you want to order there was another bucket of people

that the response was our chairs have a warranty and that was it that was the like you're not there's no challenge here but on monday or tuesday i think maybe tuesday i got an email i'm not going to say this person's name or the company they work for but i got i got an email back from someone and their response was hi johnny ha you came to the right place professional sitters unite are you able to share who your client is let me know thanks i freaked out it was you know like in the dark night where it's like a dog chasing cars wouldn't know what to do if like they caught one i felt that i never thought this would happen it was phrased in such a perfect way i immediately reached out to gracie because i wanted you guys to

have like a reaction in the moment i could talk to anyone else about it on the show um so i didn't know what to do i went to full panic mode um so what i did the first thing I thought is I need to create more time for myself to decide whatever it is I'm gonna do and so I replied to that email with hi it's so nice to hear from you I'm sure my client is gonna be thrilled yeah I got a blanket yeah sorry that cute. I was too relaxed in the tub. Please bleep the name. That's, you know, that's a dilemma with this tub life. I think it's like truth serum for you.

It might be. Yeah, this is a dangerous place for me to be. This could be dangerous for you, Andrew. It is, yeah. We're never doing this again. This is the last tub episode. Hey, what do you do at the marathon? I've already talked about that. Anyway, yeah. We're never doing this again. This is the last tub episode. Hey, what do you do at the marathon? I've already talked about that. Anyway, email.

It's so nice to hear from you. I'm sure my client is going to be thrilled to know we shared enthusiasm for professional sinning. My client values privacy, so I must verify with them before disclosing who they are. What I can say is that they work in the entertainment industry. I'm sure they won't have any issue with me disclosing who they are in this context but i must confirm first thank you for your timely response and for your understanding i will reach out again as soon as i hear back from my client so that was phase one nice the second phase was

i wanted to remove any connection john Johnny Caviar had to this podcast. So I Googled it. And the only thing that would pull up that was immediately related to us was one Reddit thread about Starfield, a character, and it was named Caviar. And it mentions Johnny Caviar. So I reached out to that person and they were kind enough. I wish I I'll credit them later. I should have wrote their name down.

They deleted their post for me. So now that didn't appear. So it removed all connections. And then I thought I need to try to impress this person. So, and also I just think it's so funny. The idea that like any, any status I have makes no sense and is dumb.

I wrote this really dumb tweet where it was the night the time changed over and I wasn't paying attention. And I didn't know if the time had gone back yet or if I was just still going forward and would go back later. And it was a real dilemma. It was very jarring in that moment to not know what time it actually was,

if it was truly 1.12 or if we'd go back. So I quote tweeted that tweet and asked people to like it because i planned on sharing my twitter account with this person and i wanted the top tweet to be ridiculous and have as many likes as it could to just look like it had larger numbers and i was shocked by how many thank you so much to all the people that did that it has like over 4 000 likes it's ridiculous it's so, thank you so much to all the people that did that. It has like over 4,000 likes. It's ridiculous. It's so dumb that people. Yes. So I did all that.

And then I waited until this morning. I gave like two days because I wanted to seem like Johnny Caviar is a busy man. His client is doing stuff. So I replied today and I said, my apologies for my delayed response. After talking with my client, they are more than happy to have me share that they are none other than Andrew Panton. If you're not familiar with his work, I will provide some links at the bottom of this email. He has set multiple world records in games such as Garfield Kart 2, as well as being a host on an award-winning podcast. If you have any questions about my client,

I would happily provide more info. I hope you're having a wonderful week, and I'm hopeful we may further our professional sitters alliance into a chair sponsorship for my client. I then linked the news story of when my local paper covered my Garfield cart exploits my world record setting My Twitter account and the let's play YouTube account and that's what we're currently at with the Johnny Caviar your letter saga I have not heard back. I suspect I won't hear back again

from But I will keep you updated I was shocked at at first on the the first day i replied or sent it the next day i had like three or four responses like oh my god this is way more than i thought nobody was going to respond to this even though it was how many did you send uh probably like 35 at this point okay wow and i went to like the first thing I did was Google notable chair brands. And I found a list of the top 15 on it. I sent them all emails. And then I just started like I went for unconventional things as well of like, I don't really want

a beanbag chair, but those are chairs. So I sent out a bunch of beanbag chair companies and I assume that I would get replies from them because I feel like a beanbag chair is sort of a more chill thing and they'd be more open to this form of communication. Not a single reply from any of the beanbag chair companies. Nobody wanted part of that. Did you venture out of like desk chairs? Like did you help

Lazy Boy or anything like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, they were part of the top 15 I believe. Oh wow. So I reached out to everyone that I could in that department. Oh wow. So I reached out to everyone that I could in that department. Herman Miller all brands and I'll continue to. Dude

if you could snag a free Herman Miller chair that'd be pretty fucking fantastic. Yeah I don't think Herman Miller's gonna want to partner with us. Yeah. They might be a little stuffy. I don't think they want to be in the sponsorship uh bucket with uh with with this i don't think that's their brand well maybe it should be i'm gonna keep at it i'll keep you guys updated i don't think i'm gonna get a chair

through this but i'm enjoying the interactions i'm appreciating having the johnny caviar email that's just fun to have i'm having a great time yeah that's that email alone is going to pay dividends down the road we've established a you know uh basically like a personal assistant for you andrew that we can use uh whenever appropriate i think that's that's going to be a great resource for us down the road and you're making connections you may not we may not end up with a chair today but that bleeped person who knows where they're going to work in the future? You know what I mean? If you left a caviar-sized impression on them, then who knows what dividends it could pay down the road.

I'm hoping. I'm hoping to leave caviar impressions everywhere. I have a question for the group. What was the first thing that your parents could successfully bribe you with to get you to do what they wanted oh oh by the way i really can i just say gav i really liked how you said you had a question then you immediately asked the question uh yeah that was good that was a much much improved from earlier this episode yeah uh i would say i was less an incentive kid and more terrified of getting yelled at so as i was a big the countdown was very effective if you don't do this by the

time i get to zero three two like that would always get me i i liked to push boundaries yeah you know what i mean that reads so i don't know that a lot of shit worked with me renting a video game from blockbuster oh that's good that's a good one i was really i was really into turnip roots when i was a kid so my mom probably was able to bribe me with turnip roots what the fuck did what what did you just say? What are you talking about? What are you gabbing? What's happening? It was like my favorite food when I was a kid

was like a raw turnip root. Do you need some air? No. That is what it is, dude. No amount of air is going to change my taste buds when I was six years old. What's a turnip root?

Just a turnip? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You cut the ends off that and you just eat it like an apple. It's spicy. It's spicy and crunchy. It's like eating a giant radish. Yeah, kind of. It's kind of like eating a giant radish. I also really like radishes. And when I was a kid, that was like my

favorite thing on earth. And your mom would bribe you with them? I bet if she were to bribe me with stuff that would have been what would have worked yeah did you acquire your taste for them while riding down the river with with tom sawyer and huckleberry finn but i can i can genuinely i mean like i feel like i can remember my mom being like if you'll just knock it off i'll buy you a turnip root before we leave the grocery store. And I'll be like, okay. Do you remember the thrill

of seeing your first horse carriage while enjoying a bite of a turnip root? Listen, I don't have to be honest with you guys. I'm telling you the truth. It is what it is. When I was a kid, I grew up in fucking Alabama. I feel like we know that, right?

I hated Alabama in fucking Alabama. I feel like we know that, right? I hated Alabama for obvious reasons. In Alabama, in 1982, a turnip root was like a Snickers bar to me. That's why I don't want to go back there. But it is what it is, man. I fucking loved turnip roots, and I

would love, now that I'm looking at it, I want one right now. When was the last time you had one oh decades probably but i guarantee you can we film you eating a whole turnip root yes 100 we have to i'm absolutely i want one tomorrow i want today gracie's right it should have been your regulation sandwich ingredient yeah well we hadn't we hadn't had this conversation yet were you mad when the next generation of kids got to enjoy big league chew as their treat i also got to enjoy big league chew but man i mean it's just i don't know what to tell you this is the boiled peanuts and turnip

roots and fucking and shit like that man that's what that we had. Yeah. I got to drink with my curly straw. What? That was my, like, if I did something good, I could use a curly straw. We were selling a straw, so I thought you meant that. I thought that was just a really weird declaration.

Jeff, I take back everything I said about your thing. Yeah. I was just really excited by it. Watching all the liquid shoot around all the curves. It was amazing. You must really love the Gerbler straw, then. That's what I thought he was talking about, was the Gerbler straw. No, it was Curly Straw when he was a kid.

And then he fucking got silent. You know we made a Gerbler straw, right? Do you remember that? Is that the one where it goes through the text? Oh, my God. Yeah. Do we sell that already yes no it's not out when he oh all of a sudden he like stops talking and i get so nervous i'm like i just wonder if like he passed out i get like so

no it is today for some reason because i got such shite sleep. I can't think while I'm speaking. I have to do a lot of pre-things. Yeah, well, I mean, without an inner monologue, it must be tough. Well, if you want to take some time to load up some thoughts, we can cover for you. Well, I was just thinking like, I don't remember that stroll coming out.

I don't know that it came out yet. I think it comes out soon. It's hard for me to remember because I got mine in the mail like a month ago. So I assumed it had that stroll coming out. I don't know that it came out yet. I think it comes out soon. It's hard for me to remember because I got mine in the mail like a month ago. So I assumed it had already come and gone. Not out yet. And it made me realize that the other thing that they could bribe me with to do well or do nice things was there was a playground

that had a curly slide. And I think it was just like curly things for me as a kid. How do you feel about a curly fry? Oh. Never had them. I mean, now I... fry? Oh. Didn't, never had them. I mean, now I. To this day? No, I've had them now, but I just, I'm not that fussed.

I think the waffle is superior. What about, could I bribe you with a curly straw right now? I just don't think it works on me anymore. I think I've just, I've done them. What do you think works on you now? Yeah. That's a good question. Okay, well, you think about about it how about we ask you

another question uh jeff when did turnip roots die for you you said decades i mean i think probably when i left alabama now do you ever think that maybe you actually didn't live in animal or in alabama but lived in a town owned by tom Nook because that's their currency. There's a value to turnips and turnip roots. I honestly hadn't considered that or ever made the connection until this moment. I think we've given Gavin enough time. What's your response to the question from a minute ago?

The currency is bells though. Oh no, but there's the turnip exchange. Whatever. You're on the fly for that one. When it comes to shitting on me you had that in the chamber billy the kid over here all of a sudden while this is going so well allow me to add to it uh i had an idea that i kind of pitched you guys off camera recently but i want to pitch it formally on camera we We haven't had a draft in

a while. The audience has noticed that people have been asking about it. We've discussed options for drafts. I think there was the idea that we could maybe do a potato draft out there in the future, which I'm totally amenable to. But I had an idea that I'm really excited about, I think could be a lot of fun. My only worry is this could be... Well, no, I don't think... I'm not even going to express the worry. I'm just going to say, I think that this has a lot of legs. It could be a lot of potential. I want to do an everything draft. Mm-hmm.

Where everybody drafts. We have snake draft, like we normally do. Yep. Four slots, and the pool is everything. Yeah. I like it.

Okay. I already have my picks lined up. I'm ready. I'm prepared. You already have four things from everything? Yeah, I do. How have you narrowed I'm ready. I'm prepared you already have four things from from everything Yeah, I do. How have you narrowed it down so much? Well, it's I'm not living in your brain. First of all a second. I think there's some pretty obvious things

You just need four things out of everything. You don't have a top four everything Gavin No, and I'm just I'm remembering now how much I got shat on in the rock draft. I can't imagine how heavily I'll be judged at my first pick of the everything draft. I think you're going to do great. I think we're all going to do great.

I'm excited for the everything draft. We have a few drafts lined up. I feel like whoever gets to go first in the everything draft, there's never been more pressure. Yeah, crack rock, A number one. I have an idea on how to modify this draft to make it a little

unique. I wanted to see what you guys thought about it. If you guys disagree with me, it's totally fine. I'm not married to this idea at all. It's just an idea for a modifier to the draft. But do you know how... As soon as you say it, Gavin will take like 10 minutes. We'll circle back to Gavin before we end the episode

uh you know how like when you play games like Rainbow Six Siege and you play in like ranked mode you can uh eliminate you can vote to eliminate one player that nobody can pick so like if there's an OP

player like Javier or whoever that always gets used you can you can eliminate that So if there's an OP player like Javier or whoever that always gets used, you can eliminate that player. So it's eliminated from the pool of people you can pick from. What if we all were able to eliminate one item from everything? So let's say I'm voiding curly fries or whatever, and then nobody could pick that one. So it's the everything draft minus essentially four things five things interesting so we just like veto out a bunch of stuff up front yeah you have like everybody gets one veto from from the pool of everything

out the gate so are these just to clarify i like the idea uh but just to clarify the everything pool it doesn't have to necessarily be a thing right like an item like everything so everything is draft eligible in this pool yeah you could you could be like I'm vetoing blue sweet okay that's I just want to make sure about that yeah

I would I recently had a thing and I don't know if this is just my own specific interest I think it would be fun to do a fictional band draft. There are a lot of great fictional bands. So like Chain Drive from Lost, like that kind of thing? Spinal Tap, yeah, exactly. Okay. Any fictional band.

What did you say, Gavin? I was just laughing at Chain Drive. Isn't that what they were called? Drive Shaft. Drive Shaft? Chain Drive? Drive Shaft? That's all stupid.

Who cares? It wasn't even real. Chain drive's a better name than drive shaft. Is it? No. I don't think so. It's fine for you to think that. I already said no.

I'm not sure I could even... Can I name four fictional bands? Is there not a fictional band in a James Bond movie? You can't name four of everything that you like. There's no way you can name four specific fictional bands right now. You can't. Get out of here. When anything is pickable, you couldn't think of four things.

Yeah, right. The bands thing is so easy. This is nuts. Oh. Like Josie and the Pussycats. Yeah. Jim and the Holograms. The California Raisins.

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Otis Day and the Knights. Yeah. Otis Day and the Knights is a good one. Oh. Zacatech. The Blues Brothers. Soggy Bottom Boys.

This is great. See? I think it could be fun. Yep. Gavin, you gonna throw any in there? You got an idea or what? Yeah, I just threw in Zacatech. Oh, boys. This is great. And see, I think it could be fun. Yep. Gavin, you gonna throw any in there? You got an idea or what? Yeah, I just threw in Zacatech. Oh, okay.

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However, I was very much on your side and trying to- 100%. But I get it. It was very much on your side and trying to 100% so but I had it it was it was very jarring I don't know how to handle Eric's positivity Genuine it feels it feels a little weird. Uh-huh like it's it's like it's off-putting coming from you Thanks, man. It is no problem. Yeah, but it's nice it's a nice surprise and it does much appreciated what i just wanted to see you win in halo ranked uh you know play four games and then play five games and then all of them were in the wrong setting so it's fine and i i need to thank you because we haven't talked about this but i feel like uh it was just an established thing. After we did the wax episode, we did a recording,

and it went in a way where it was supposed to be against you, but really I was the one that was suffering the most, and I also was just destroyed from the waxing process, and everyone allowed me to end that recording where you guys could have easily dragged that on for longer oh yeah and i would have just been stuck so i just i i feel like i owe you i appreciate it you had already taken one for the team that day we didn't want to i had that was that was a crazy experience and i hope that when you guys get your buttholes waxed it's not nearly as bad i like it broke me the pain sucked but it i was like i think so because i've never been waxed

before and i figured if i try it once then i'll know what it feels like and that actually might be worse than not knowing what the experience is going to be so i was kind of dreading it the entire time and i think when i got it over with it was like an adrenaline dump and i was just done for hours like i was and you just went for it too you didn't piss about no yeah it was uh an experience that i cannot wait to see the results of what you guys do and eric made sure that that image was seen by everyone i made sure gracie saw it too i didn't want her to feel left out you know what i mean yeah absolutely yeah well yeah the next day gracie reached out to me

and asked am i okay with that image being used on socials and that was a real like i didn't i didn't have my pubes on the internet on my bingo card that's maybe going to be in the expansion for sloppy jibs bingo uh but we're here we're doing it approved it yeah absolutely i did oh my god that's insane dude a question of like oh really like it wasn't even a debate of if i should it was just more like i had to take a moment to be like what what a weird thing this all is. Did not anticipate that. I actually spooked myself recently. This is really funny.

I forgot that I put it in my desk drawer, the wax strip. I still have it. Oh my God. Oh, come on. I just like in the time, like I was in so much pain pain I just put it somewhere and that's where I put it and so like the other day I went to see if I had some double A's in my desk and I opened the drawer and it was just the first thing I saw it was it freaked me out it was genuinely unnerving like oh my god that's so gross it's terrible I never want to see it again are you planning on keeping it for a while well it's like it's a weird thing where I don't want to

But also like what about the museum? We have there's a place for relics We're doing trading cards You're right We're doing chase cards Potentially with trading cards So like Oh I forgot about that

Oh yeah Could be pube cards I'm not saying that's a great idea but like it just i feel like anything we do with this show it's a mistake to throw away because you just never know are you allowed to mail pube well we're we're not allowed to mail dirt but i think pubes are okay have y'all seen those pube sunglasses? No. What? Yeah, let me see if I can find them. Yeah, there they are. Penelope's pubes. Hold on.

Why do I know about this? Why do you know about this? I don't know. Yeah, so they made a pair of glasses, and inside the plastic is just, around the rims is just pubes. Oh, no, I opened it. Oh, no.

Oh, God. Only $432. Custom designed acetate with wire frame core sunglasses. Acetate has also been custom made and contains Penelope Gazan's actual pubes. Engraved on gold on both sides says fashion brand sunglasses for eyes. Whose birthday is coming up next? I'm not till next summer. I'm not till next summer.

I'm not till spring, so it's got to be Nick. Nick, when were you born? Penelope Gadsden. December. Yeah! Pube sunglasses for Nick. No! Happy birthday, Nick. Yeah, what other things can you put pubes in?

Oh, Jesus. I suppose the possibilities are endless yeah can we make the pubular the pubular what is what's a pubular a gopil with pubes in oh god oh it's not in the cup though it's just in the cup i don't think any of this is a good idea yeah you don't think we should have one limited edition pubula? No. I think it's one of those things that in your head is great, and then when it exists

you go, oh yeah, this is exactly what I described, and this is horrifying now that it's real. I don't know why I thought this was a good idea at one point. The pubular. Gavin, I'm more open to the idea than the other guys are who's sourcing the p i mean we've we've done pube stuff before yeah gavin and i have gone deep on pubes we yeah yeah our pubes it's not off putting to us yeah we're not we're not afraid of pubes

hey you guys uh you guys like hot dogs, right? Wait, sorry. Not after talking about pubes. Yeah, right after the pube conversation, no. Well, I'm trying to pivot away from pubes into something more pleasant. Have you guys seen this video? It's been out for a while. You probably have seen it. It's a guy who created something called the Hot Dog Run,

and he took a Hot Wheels car track from the second floor of his house and it goes all the way down to the first floor then out the window you can watch the video and then it jumps up into the air and then the hot dog lands on a grill and then they cook it wow basically what they did was they took the hot dog and they put it on like uh lego wheels like stuck it on lego wheels and then it just goes down this track. I thought that was so cool and so clever. It got me thinking,

you know how they do, like when you're a kid, you would do soapbox derby races. Like when I was in the Cub Scouts, we would do it all the time. You get a little block of wood and then you have to turn it into a car. What if we did hot dog races

where we put, we all get the same Lego, like regulation Lego wheels and then we put our hot dog on it and then we can shape our hot dog races where we put, we all get the same Lego, like regulation, Lego wheels. And then we put our hot dog on it and then we can shape our hot dog or put attachments on it. Like Mr. Potato head style to make it as aerodynamic as possible.

And then we have hot dog races to see who's the fastest hot dog racer. And that's like a new sport we do. I love it. I like that a lot. I'm already thinking of the mods. Yeah, exactly. Right.

You put a pair of wings on that sucker, it'll fly. And then at the end, we eat the hot dogs as the reward. That sounds great. I'm looking at this hot dog track and I'm imagining if Gavin's parents could bribe him with a curly straw to do his chores. If this was an option that he could have, the hot dog, like cooking a dog. I bet you his parents could get him to kill somebody i bet there's nothing gavin would do for a hot dog launch what if we put a loop in the track and then gavin can like it's the best of every world for gav

well what if we put a bunch of loops in and then like two heating elements and potentially it could get cooked on like on the way down that's another great idea so there's so much we can do with this heated tracks maybe like what other race exists on earth where at the end of the race they eat the car yeah that's a great point you don't like the fast and furious movies they love to jump from one car to another there could be something where like a bun is moving at an equal speed and the dog has to launch somehow from the one to the bun could you make dueling tracks and put the bun down one track and the hot dog down the other and then they jump and combine in the air oh i'm also

imagining like you know in a car wash you get and combine in the air oh i'm also imagining like you know in a car wash you get those spinning brushes uh-huh i'm imagining one on each side one with ketchup one with mayo and one with mustard mustard man yeah like a mustard brush that's a great idea while we're like just living in this willy wonka world of hot dogs what if like it launched on a slip and slide of ketchup or like other condiments oh like that's like with don't need wheels you just on the lube of yeah like it launches off

one thing and then like a luge almost yes yeah I like this idea like we have like the dry track and then we also have like it's like you know the theme park version or like the racetr track, and then we also have, like, it's like, you know, the theme park version or, like, the racetrack version, but then we also have, like, the Schlitterbahn version

where you're going down... Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is really good. Or, like, a Plinko for flavor. Like, there's different things you can bounce off of and different areas on the track have different condiments. Which flavors it hits on the way down. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. This is... We've created, like, a whole theme park around hot dogs. This is awesome. Dude, deciding your flavor by Plinko is the best idea you've ever had. That's a really low bar. That might be like up there with Jeff calling me Russell Hance.

I appreciate it. You think that's an insult? Yeah, it's not great. Oh. What's an insult? Yeah, it's not great. Oh. What's not great? Saying that that's the best idea I've ever had. It's a fun idea. It's a great idea.

Don't sell yourself short. And also, don't be so negative to Russell Hands. He changed the game by himself. Probably single-handedly more influential in Survivor than anybody else. I don't know about that, but also, like like he's scamming people in fantasy football leagues now. Like he's not, not a good guy. I didn't say he was a good guy.

I said he was an important guy. I think I'd rather be a good guy than an important guy. That's fair. I, I re I respect that too, but I, along with Gavin, I think it's a really,

I think you're selling your own idea short. Yeah. I think it's fantastic. I do.'re selling your own idea short yeah I think it's fantastic idea what if I'm really thinking about this now you don't really get flavor for bouncing off bacon I was thinking like the pegs could be like bacon wrap but that doesn't really do anything what could be a thing what could we add to this

it can't just be condiment there has to be a way to get like cheese potentially in the mix. Onion. Onion. Yeah. It's classic hot dog. We'll have to do some testing. Eric, we're going to need a lot of Hot Wheels

tracks. We're going to need some sort of Plinko device. Alright, yeah. We're going to need a bunch of hot dogs. Some sort of a Plinko device. You got it. once we do the face and leg board you could just convert that to the plinko board oh yeah it could be a part of the it could be a component yeah yeah and then do you think we could cook the hot dog as it goes down the device like like we were going to do with the track like like it heat it gets heated down as it

goes down the plinko device oh yeah i think we could fit it warm it. I mean, that's all you're doing, actually, isn't it, with a hot dog? That'd be an awesome restaurant to go to. You just, like, put in $5 to order a hot dog, and then whatever comes down the Plinko device is the hot dog you get. I feel like that's a dangerous game. Well, not if you control the ingredients.

Well, yeah, but you just said you couldn't, right? It'd be a random dog? Well, I mean, you control well i mean you you being us the people that are inventing this device we can control the ingredients we put in i also don't think you could be fussy if you're eating at this establishment that's true that's very true like what kind of hot dog wouldn't you want it's a relish i don't want any relish on my dog yeah i don't want fish i mean jeff doesn't want mayo i don't want any relish on my dog. Yeah, I don't want fish. I mean, Jeff doesn't want mayo.

I don't want mayo on my hot dog. Is there just going to be fish in this machine? I don't know where fish came from for the hot dog thing, but all right. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Hey, guys, I'll make my solemn vow. No fish. Thank you.

I wouldn't want an oyster on my hot dog, but I just don't know why that would be on it. You're acting like this is a ridiculous thing. Gravel. I don't want gravel on my my hot dog, but I just don't know why there would be one on it. You're acting like this is a ridiculous thing. Gravel. I don't want gravel on my hot dog. Nick just showed us Fatburger. Hot dog. Fish hot dog feels like a product they sell in the dark room.

Oh, Nick's insane dark sandwich or whatever. I mean, are there fish dogs? Yeah. Oh, you know what would be good there are surrounding a hot dog and onion rings so it's a thing it's a thing in a place called wienerschnitzel and they call it the sea dog and it is a garrett hunter from mega 64 is the only person that i know that gets this and he gets it every time ironically yeah noically? No, he loves this thing. It is, it's like a big ash,

like a big like fish stick thing, but they put it in a hot dog bun with hot dog condiments and everything. It's like a fish hot dog. Yeah, here's one called a sea dog. Yeah, the sea dog. That's what he gets. He gets the sea dog.

He's an insane person. He's crazy. crazy yeah i don't want that okay again my solemn vow is no fish that looks like you just doesn't that look great something that looks like nick made it in the dark again yeah i did but i just had that thought has food ever looked more like sex than that oh yeah that yeah. That's sex in a bun. Dude, that's my kind of sex, too. That looks good. Those onion rings are you pre-wax.

Uh-oh, shredded cheese, Gavin. Yeah, that's unfortunate, but I would definitely eat that. So you would prefer it, instead of the shredded cheese melted on top of the hot dog that's currently fucking the onion rings. Well, I didn't even think about that as well for our track.

You would prefer like a solid slap of cheese on top of that. I would. Okay, that's fair. But I think there's definitely an opportunity for the Hot Wheels track to have the whole thing go through an onion ring. Oh, I think it's a great idea. That's a great idea. So, we have a lot to work with here. We have a lot

of directions we can go, the least of which, like the beta, like the bare minimum is that we race hot dogs. And then we can get very creative from there in terms of how we turn those hot dogs into food and if we plinko them. But I really feel like that's some solid

supplemental content potential there. I'm very excited. Eric, is this delegatable? Or do you think you'll have to handle this yourself? Oh, no, this is delegatable for sure. Gracie's already taking notes, so we're good. Excellent. I wonder if you could fire a hot dog out of a blow gun.

Oh, definitely. Yeah. I've got a gun that would fire a hot dog. You have a hot dog gun, definitely. I've got a gun that would fire a hot dog. You have a hot dog gun? Well, I've got an air cannon that is probably the diameter of a hot dog. You gotta try that. Could you

shoot it into my mouth? I think it comes out at like 400 miles an hour. So what if I stand really far back oh well we should definitely do this you know what i mean like if i stand far enough backward the velocity will lose velocity by the time it gets what if you you put the bun in your mouth as a crash pad for the dog i think that's a great idea how far could we send a dog do you think

at 400 miles an hour could we send it dog, do you think? At 400 miles an hour? Could we send it over stage four? Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll bet. Yeah. And then, yeah. And then you either catch it in your mouth or maybe we catch it in a bun.

Yeah. Or put the bun in my mouth and catch it. Either way, I'm prepared to do this. What about if you have an onion ring in your mouth and I'll fire it through that? Okay. Over stage four. i think i think boys i think we might be ushering in uh the era of the hot dog podcast i think there's there's some solid potential there i mean we were sandwiches last week well we haven't even made that sandwich yet we need to do that that's another great piece of supplemental man we're racking up the supplemental i was going to mention that we we still need to do that. That's another great piece of supplemental. Man, we're racking up the supplemental. I was going to mention that we still need to watch that Blast movie

and do a watch. Yeah. We're going to do that. I feel like we really need to watch Stay Tuned as well, now that we mentioned it in the previous episode. Oh, definitely. I just feel like we're really getting into our engineering phase. Yeah.

Maybe it's an engineering podcast. Ooh. I'm trying to engineer my head how you could do, like, a catcher's mitt with hot dog buns as Like the way to try to catch the dog that's been launched I'm sure like you know like a finger in each bun Like what how does that wait so your fingers are the dogs? No, well like you have to catch it with your hand, which is a hot dog bun i'm trying to i don't know how to make this work but there's

something there yeah we'll figure it we got a lot of potential here that fucking hot dog options are endless man i mainly to be honest just want to see you get hit in the face with a hot dog at a high speed like that alone is hilarious i'm down for, but I mostly just want to beat you guys in a hot dog race. I will let you beat me in countless hot dog races. If it means that you get hit in the face of the hot dog, it's launched from a cannon. Can I bring my compressed air cannon to the hot dog race? Yeah,

of course. As long as I get to eat a hot dog, I'm happy. I would love, I would love just a profile shot, a little bit of slow-mo of Jeff's hot dog i'm happy i would love i would love just a profile shot a little bit of slow-mo of jeff's hot dog on wheels just going from left to right and then my hot dog just goes sailing over the top i'm oh when i think of like the most menacing characters in film history, I think of Anton Chigurh and his fucking air canister that he'd walk around and chew things with. Imagining he's launching hot dogs out of that thing is so funny to me.

Just holding a hot dog to a guy's forehead and just blasting it through. He blows out the door, the doorknob or whatever whatever and then a fucking hot dog goes through the wall i'm gonna have to get my my hot dog can into a more portable size, I think. Oh, this is awesome. Yeah. Oh, God. Great episode. We need more time to do all this. We need some office days. That's what I say to Jeff. I think we need to add a second office day

for Let's Play and Supplemental. Yeah, I think Andrew's right. I mean, here it is right now. We have two watch-alongs. We have a whole cavalcade of hot dog-related content to do. We have eating sandwiches in the dark. We have two drafts, at least, that we could do. There's a lot to film. Oh, this is exciting.

It's great. It's just in time for you to be unavailable for a week and a half, two weeks? Just a week and a half. Oh, just a week and a half. Okay. Just a week and a half. That's good. Well, we can do some supplemental next week, the beginning of next week.

What are you doing Tuesday? What are we up to? Tuesday afternoon, I'm getting my beard and stuff trimmed up for the wedding, but I can do anything Thursday morning or day. I said the afternoon, dude. Oh, so,

uh, I have the morning in it. I have up till like 2 PM that I'm free to throw hot dogs or hot dogs. They're really a breakfast food, but I mean, we can try, I guess. Whatever.

We do butthole in the morning. Yeah. I could do butthole in the morning and beer in the afternoon. I'm trying. I'm trying to get this person to, and then sandwiches at night. Yeah. Yeah. And then sandwiches at night. Yeah, and then sandwiches at night. I only eat my tomatoes in the dark.

What do you not like about just a nice slice of tomato? It's too liquidy, too juicy. I understand. But then ketchup is so liquidy. Yeah, but it's sugary. Oh, I sold to it from Nick.

Good suggestion. Oh, yeah. It's sweet. Well, Andrew, let me make this solemn promise to you. Throughout the duration of our... The remaining duration of our friendship, which I hope is long and fruitful, I promise to eat all of your tomatoes.

Anytime you get a tomato that you don't want, you just go. Oh, okay. I thought you were like enlisting me to start growing tomatoes. No, no, no, no.

I'm just saying like if we're ever hanging out and you get a tomato on your regulation sandwich and you want to unregulate it, I'll eat that. I'll take that tomato bullet for you. I mean, you don't have to.

You're welcome. I'm happy to, dude. I love tomatoes and I don't want to see a tomato get wasted. I could eat them like an apple. Dude, I already, well, first off, I already, you don't have to. You're welcome to. I'm happy to, dude. I love tomatoes and I don't want to see tomatoes in the waste. I could eat them like an apple. Dude, I already... Well, first off, I already called dibs on his tomatoes and B, you can eat a tomato like an

apple while I'm eating a turnip root like a turnip root. That's another piece of supplemental content. We gotta eat apples and turnip... or tomatoes and turnip roots. What happened to the fruit throw? Uh... It's around, right? Okay.

I don't know. I just don't know what won. Oh, I'm curious. Oh, yeah. I've just been busy editing my actual work. Yeah. That's more than fair. I should have a free bit of time at the weekend,

so I could just whip that up. I also want to do the Jackhammer video. Oh, very excited about that. A lot of supplemental coming your way. A lot of good stuff. And you can support us directly by going to f***facepod.com slash first and signing up.

That's how you sell that. And now people know. Tomatoes, I always just think of TPG when I think of tomatoes. And I want to share a text that he sent me. He was talking to me about Jack. He was talking to me about Reacher, the show, asking me if I watched it and this was his text, his little review. Can you read that out loud, Gavin? Fuegismo show.

It's like a cheesy 80s action movie. It's a show. Machete fights, Desert Eagles, babes the whole joint. But Fuegismo. Fuegismo. Is that meant to be like Fuegismo or like Fuegismo is the intent? meant to be like Fuegizmo or like Fuegizmo is the intent? I don't know. Either way, I've never seen that word and I just loved it.

And I just want to start using it for everything. I love it. Fuegizmo. Fuegizmo. Fuegizmo. Oh my God. But now I'm going to watch Reacher. I think this episode was Fuegizmo.

Yeah. We came up with a lot of hot dog stuff. There were, Andrew's been in a bathtub the whole time. I'm so cozy. I have, I have a great way to end it. Okay.

This is something I've been wanting to ask you guys for a long time. And I think I've actually asked Eric off camera from, during other podcasts, but, oh, and we should even talk, Andrew, you and I had an idea that to revolutionize spoons that we can get into next week but uh we had a whole conversation this morning about how to

revolution revolutionize the spoon industry and i'm really excited you can't leave us on that cliffhanger oh no we have to leave it on that i love that cliffhanger i can't but here wow here's here's uh here's my question for y'all what if you had an intro song what would it be like for instance anytime you walked into a room like you walk into rooster teeth to go to work for uh for a supplemental day or for an office day and when you walk into the office the new face office which exists now and that i've been spending a lot of time in and i love uh you walk in it's playing a song to introduce that you're there. What is your intro song? I don't have a good one for me.

I have a good one for Johnny Caviar. What's Johnny Caviar's? Wasn't Me by Shaggy. Nice. That's perfect. Like, if you think about it, like, I was wondering. I don't know if it, in this scenario, in my head it magically plays in the background,

but it would be funny if your friends had to hum it or sing it to you when they saw you the first time. But, like, I feel like I know dead set

what mine would be, but like, Eric, I think you had one when we talked. What was your intro song? My song would be Bad to the Bone.

This is even better if, so, I just love the riff at the beginning, and now I'm thinking if it plays wherever I'm at, cool. Yeah. If it doesn't and you have to sing it to me, even better. If I walk into a room and it goes, awesome.

Fucking great. I think that is the perfect intro song for you. That is the vibe when Eric walks into a room. Gavin, what the fuck is this? Give that a little listen. All right. Listen to this real fast. Oh, wow.

Can we play this on the episode? I guess. Yeah, you know what? We're talking over it. Let's just do it. It is quite real. Oh, you're on the countdown? They're counting down.

What is this? This is Blobby? This is Mr. Blobby, right? Wow. The fuck? It really gets going after like 20 seconds. Yes, it does. Oh, I don actually I this is what I imagine how Gavin's inner monologue works Yeah, that was actually I think like a number one

In what? In what? Yeah. Number one in what? Like the number one song in England. Oh, no. Christmas number one. Oh, no.

Top the charts. Yeah, I want to come into that. I think that is the perfect song for you, Gavin. Psycho. Like I'm already imagining what my arms are going to be doing as I'm walking down the corridor. You're going to be jolly. Dude, I love it.

I think Eric nailed his. I think you've nailed yours. I think Johnny Caviar's makes a ton of sense. Do you have any idea for one, Nick? Okay. Nick is gone. Nick heard that this song went to number one and fucking passed out he caught a case of gavin yeah sorry i was getting into the lyrics there okay still doesn't what's your answer what the fuck is going on in this what's happening

guys 182 of these not difficult don't know what's happening in this one. Blobby, he took over. It's not hard for me. Let me answer, I still don't give it an answer. What's going on? What's the question? What would be your song? I don't know how to fucking answer a song.

This sucks. You missed the question and we're all just like, well, well? I'm so upset. Nick's intro song, Eric, Nick's intro song would just be Beetlejuice going, who, me? Yeah!

What the fuck? i don't know i don't know if mine i was pretty happy with mine i think mine like perfectly it summarizes me but i don't know if it's as good as gavin's fits him but this would be mine uh it would be in the summertime byertime by Lungo Jerry. That's great. Let me play some of this. Fucking awesome. It's like, take a drink and drive. That's one of those songs that like, is such a fun, lighthearted summer vibe and then you listen to the lyrics that it's so much darker than you terrible lyrics yeah don't pay it don't pay

attention to the lyrics the lyrics are not great but the vibe is awesome so i've never paid attention to the lyrics you don't know they're bad yeah it's a it's a great song good pick um i want to film us or walk into the building with our yeah right yeah because we'd all have a little different jaunt yeah I like that that's another piece of supplemental well we need to keep making it to stick our wax face on the front of

I'm going to say this too if Nick doesn't come up with one in about eight seconds we're going to come up with them for him no don't do it Gracie said no one asked, but mine would be Margarita. Oh, that's a great thing. I feel like,

I feel like mine would be Sultan's of Swing. Oh, that's a good one. Okay. All right. Sultan's of Swing. That's a great song. Margaritaville is a fantastic song,

Gracie. And it, it definitely, you know, Gracie, did you know that Margaritaville was written in Austin, Texas? I didn't. Yeah.

Did you know we went to the Margaritaville in Key West and it was like having a panic attack, but surrounded by fake parrots? Oh, my God. That place was insane. Loudest place I've ever been on Earth. Absolutely. They're awesome. 100 percent. Absolutely insane. But yeah, Jimmy Buffett apparently wrote

Wasting Away in Margaritaville at a bar restaurant on Anderson that's no longer there. And then he was having like a goodbye breakfast before he went to the airport. And then he went to the airport and flew back to Key West and then finished it there.

So that's our local connection to Margaritaville. When he died, the duplex that he had stayed in when he wrote the Margaritaville song, I guess, is known. And a bunch of people came and put salt and salt shakers in front of the duplexes like a like a door like Jim Morrison style homage to him. Man, we didn't even get to a Halloween night. Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, that'll be that'll have to be next time because we got't even get to a Halloween night. Oh yeah, that's right. Well, that'll have to be

next time because we've got to wrap this thing up for sure. Next time will be middle of December. I don't think we'll probably get to it. Alright, we'll get to it next September. We hung out for Halloween and it was fun. There you go. Well, it was almost a disaster.

Burndog saved some kid's life. Yeah, but we have to save it for the next episode. Andrew, what happened? I hate the episode. Oh. What happened? What? Get the electrician.

Is he drowning? Andrew, what happened? Are you there? Yeah. Andrew? Did he drop his laptop in the water? No. What's going on?

I think maybe he listened to Summertime by Mungo Jerry and got too excited. Andrew? Andrew? Oh, God, no. Andrew? Oh god no We'll be on the lookout for a text from Andrew in the next 10 to minutes He was recording on that though wasn't he? He sure was

Did he drown his audio? Did he approve Did he give approval that if he died in this episode that we could still play it? Oh that's right I forgot about that I think he did I think it did. Shit. I did. Yeah, he said yes. It was implied.

Yeah. I think it was implied. Okay. Great. Well, thanks for listening to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. This was the Turk 182 edition. Hopefully, Andrew is still alive and with us.

Andrew? I'm still here. What happened? What happened? I was trying to just... It was getting a little cold in here, so I went to turn the hot water on, I accidentally hit the shower button. I got blasted.

Oh god. You got a soggy mic? Oh no, I threw everything away from me. But I'm drenched. I don't know what- I gotta throw my blanket in the dryer. It's a bad scene. End this thing. This is insane. Oh, man.

Tell a friend about this podcast, please, won't you? Or I'm going to tell a friend about you. Hey, guys. Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. He wouldn't do that, would he? Who has the sloppy mouth? Do it for Elon. Going the distance in the bathroom.

What's the best Halloween costume? And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face. We'll see you next time.