F**kface - Resolution of a Cliffbanger // Smee uses Gavin's Office [19]

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's reboot continued, the non-existent blue raspberry, discontinued draft, curly whirly squirrely accents, video stores, 31 flavors challenge, restaurant ordering, the cat piss room, gin, contact sunglasses, auction update, the tuxedo, The Crow, Soapbox derby, cheese vs tires, Spummer Summer, and Geoff's Facts. Sponsored by FÜM. Thanks FÜM! Get a free gift with your Journey Pack tryfum.com/REGULATION Also sponosred by MyBookie. Go to mybookie.website/REGULATION and use promo code REGULATION to sign up for free and double your first deposit up to $2,000 plus a $10 Casino Chip. Support us directly at http://patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's the other end of a cliffhanger, the Who Shot JR if you will. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always. Andrew Panton, Eric Bedouror Nick Schwartz Gavin free Andrew It's pinwheeling Pinwheeling off to the reboot. Yeah, it's pinwheeling Wow Huh loading I didn't have to click anything so it's loading up your desktop. Yeah, I guess I don't know It's pinwheeling. It's the Express VPN and Spotify. It's just a bunch of stuff.

It's a nightmare. I hate this computer. You know, if you're not using some of those programs, you don't need to have them open. I didn't open them. They just they go. Surprise. We're here, Jeff. But what if instead of uninstalling them, we had them start on boot every time? You can see which apps open on startup and you can unselect them. Oh, I can.

You could also like buy a brand new Mac mini that's about to come out for probably a few hundred bucks and it'd be 85 times faster than this thing. Oh yeah. Andrew, I'll be buying one with you. Trust me. We'll both get them. They're going to be great. I need one too.

Okay. I'll look into that, I guess. But yeah, in the in the meantime you should absolutely Delete that shit that is enabled on startup so your computer starts up ten times faster Good to know I Will do that um he's not gonna do that no I will I'm gonna delete Spotify and you know you don't have to delete it You just have to remove it from start. I don't know why like't know why like I don't know how to remove it from startup But I do know how to delete it

But that he's like let it out to do that so I'll do other things I will achieve the same result Just in a different way Yeah, cuz I don't use Spotify on this thing anyway. Yeah, okay Go to the yeah, you could also just go to like if you I could help you I can I could walk you through right now probably now. It's good. Yeah, go to the. Yeah. You could also just go to like it. If I could help you, I can I could walk you through right now, probably. Now it's good. Yeah, we're good. Don't you sure? I'm sure. I'm positive. OK, this is like I have a question.

Please. I'm going to set up a scenario. You could tell me if I was in the right or wrong in this wrong. Let me get through all the details first Are you familiar with Dairy Queen's slurpee equivalent? You have a back history of it. They they originally it was called a mr Misty when I was a kid and then they decided that was an appealing so they changed it to an Arctic rush and Then they modified it to an Arctic Chill, is I believe the current name for it. That's where we're at.

So it's had sequels. It's had sequels. In very vague terms, yes. I've been a big fan of these products for my entire life. Like the grape one, they discontinued it, that's fine. And we all go through things in life. So I'm familiar with all the flavors. I'm going to post the four flavors that they have.

Sherry, strawberry, kiwi, blue raspberry, lemon, lime. There's five on the screen. Yeah, well, one of them is Misty for it's a it's not. It's like a alternate beverage. So it's not a slush. No, it's just like a different version of a slush, but it's a it's not it's like a alternate beverage. So it's not a slush. No, it's just like a different version of a slush, but it's the it's irrelevant. OK, so there's the flavors. Cherry, strawberry, kiwi, blue raspberry, lemon, lime.

I. I was ordering from there and my partner, I asked my partner, would they like a drink? And they said they would like a raspberry slush. And I went, I went, they don't have that. You know, they have strawberry kiwi is their red one. And so I looked at it and then I, I wrote, they don't have that. Do you want what? Are you sure? And they never replied.

And so my brain went, what is the closest to raspberry? And I ordered strawberry kiwi because it's red. And I ordered strawberry kiwi because it's red. And then probably like 30 minutes after I made the order, they replied, are you joking? When I asked which one would they like? And so I ended up with a lemon lime and a strawberry kiwi to the raspberry request Because to me

Blue raspberry is blue. It's just blue flip. There's no but your partner didn't specify a color They specified a fruit flavor. Yeah, it's the equivalent of saying I'll have the lime or I'll have the kiwi like it's it's 50% of the name. But I didn't. I'm so familiar with like, OK, that's strawberry kiwi. That's lemon, that's cherry. That's blue. I look at the blue and I go, that's blue flavor, because blue raspberry isn't a real thing.

It's not a real fruit. Well, otherwise, they'd have three red ones. Totally agree. Totally agree with that, Andrew. So if you if I just ask you one question, in what way do you think you're right here? I don't think, I'm clearly wrong, but I think I made a justifiable mistake. Absolutely not. I disagree with you and I think we all disagree with you. Do you guys view blue raspberry as a real flavor? Yes. Yeah, and it says it. It says it. you can know I know does or and then they give it to you It's real blue when it comes to artificial flavoring blue is always bubblegum or raspberry

It's not a thing and Andrew I get what you're saying It's blue raspberry not a real thing when I asked you what a misty freeze was you knew what that was and that's just two Words put together that don't mean anything. Blue raspberry. It doesn't just exist. OK, let me try to explain a little bit better. My head space. When I have a lemon lime flavored thing,

there is a fruit equivalent that I'm going like, ah, kind of tastes like that. Maybe it doesn't taste like that. But because blue raspberries don't exist to me It's not a real like it's just blue. It's blue flavor. It's not a real flavor It's not a real thing and what is that? What do we call the blue flavor? It's blue raspberry Yeah, but I would never think of that as raspberry does that make sense to me. That's blue blue is the flavor I admit the raspberry, but they wanted a raspberry asked for raspberry, but They don't have a raspberry. They got a blue raspberry. They didn't ask for red cherry

They didn't ask for green lime They just asked for raspberry it makes about as much sense as if they asked for blue. And you said they don't have it, but they have raspberry. That's you know, Gavin, you cracked the code on this completely because I agree I'm in the wrong. But you're right. It is exactly. It's just that's a dumb, I guess, my brain thing. Or when I see that, I immediately just go. They they got blue.

They got cherry, they got strawberry and mist or whatever kiwi and they got lemon. There's no raspberry. They just got blue. But you weren't learning that blue is raspberry. You already do that. I just have this like I have no respect for blue raspberry as a flavor. I don't recognize it as a name. It's just it's blue. You don't have to respect it. You just have to respect that your partner wants it. Yeah, I thought they wanted actual raspberry because I thought it was a thing where I don't think they have the familiarity I do with the flavor arrangement.

Right. So they were just throwing it out. Smart. You're so much smarter. Yeah, you're no, not in the slightest. I just am more familiar. Very clean. Apparently you're not. Apparently you're far less familiar. Now I'm incompetent, but more familiar. It's the incompetence is the issue.

But that was I just want to run that by. That was the first thing I want to explain. See if anyone was on the same page. Because sometimes I'm surprised. I feel really good about my earlier when I just instinctively jumped on the no. Yeah, you know that. I will say though, Andrew, you gave in the process of that, you gave me an idea for an awesome fucking draft.

Discontinued draft. Oh, all the things that you love that got discontinued. Like for me, when you're mentioning stuff, I'm thinking about peanut butter Twix is my favorite candy bar. And they discontinued it in like 2019 because of the pandemic or 2020. And they've never brought peanut butter Twix back. And every time I go to a convenience store,

I look for peanut butter Twix and it's never there. And they have cookie fucking dough Twix and caramel Twix and all these other bullshit flavors, but they don't have peanut butter Twix anymore. And it makes me so mad. And all the best gum flavors have been discontinued from my childhood. I bet there's a lot of really good discontinued stuff out there you could fill out a draft with.

What if we just opened a store that was dedicated to crafting or remaking discontinued stuff? It's never the same. Like, would it would Twix get pissed off if we just made a Twix peanut butter? They're not fucking making it. Yeah, right. They're not fucking making it. Yeah, right. They're not making it. They're gatekeeping. So there, there actually is a, there's a company out right now who's doing this. Um, they are making the, uh, sour Altoids that everyone talks about all the

time and the bubble jug, like, um, bubble gum or whatever. It's a company that just makes these discontinued retro candies. It's very strange, but it's exactly what you're talking about, Gavin. And it seems like something that people want. So let's do it. But that's the thing though,

whenever something gets discontinued, I assume it was because not a lot of people were buying the peanut butter Twix. It could be a supply chain. They said it was a supply chain issue, which is why they discontinued. I assume it was because not a lot of people were buying the peanut butter Twix. It could be a supply chain. They said it was a supply chain issue, which is why they discontinued it. Maybe they should replace the peanut butter with mash. It also doesn't have to be food. There's all kinds of, I mean, TiVo, right?

Like that was a, I think technically still exists, but like as an idea of a cool discontinued thing that I used to love, you know, it doesn't just have to be food. I'm going to do an impression. This is Gavin's first pick in the discontinued thing that I used to love. You know, it doesn't just have to be food. I'm gonna do an impression. This is Gavin's first pick in the discontinued draft. Are you ready? Go for it. I'm gonna pick Hurly-Burly-Furly. And the first.

Now, is that what you think? What, you guys don't have Hurly-Burly-Furly? Now, is that what you think Gavin sounds like? No, I don't. Where did that accent come from? I was like, oh yeah, Gavin said that. Where am I from, sir? Fyrrly now is that what you think Gavin sounds like no I don't Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho- close to what he just said. You have a completely different or they discontinued. Can I get my parents? I guess I'm Kelly. Well, he's going

I'm going to second pick Jeremy, Barbie, Kirby. Great app. Curly, whirly squirly's. That's what my shits look like. That's what that's exactly like that and then also Like fish flakes is what my shit looks like You looked at the back of the bag. I believe that's what it says. That's what Jeff shits look like

Or it's just quote from Jeff. That's what my shits look like while he's pointing Oh, wow, you get a free ticket to the to Chessington World of Adventure Have you ever been? No, I've been to Warton Towers, though. Is that going to be as that discontinued? No. Damn. Writing it off my board. I really thought I had a sleeper there.

So is everyone going to be scrambling for like Blockbuster or something in that one? Do you think that kind of is a discontinued thing? I guess it could. I don't know. I mean, I think I think of is a discontinued thing? I guess it could. I don't know. I mean, I think I think of it more as products than but services can be discontinued. So I guess, yeah. Hmm. For sure. Why not? Yeah, that'd be a good one.

I feel like I have I have like nostalgia for going through a blockbuster, but I think if it came back, I would have zero interest. But I definitely have a nostalgia nostalgia for that like video store experience Yeah, it is it's like I went to that last blockbuster in Bend, Oregon that was still operating and it was cool to walk into and be like hit with like just a shovel load of nostalgia and like melancholy kind of. And it was it was really familiar in a in a cool and weird way. And then after about five minutes, you're like, all right, well, I've seen it. I'm going to leave now. You know, it I think even video stores recently and how weird

local stores were for like late fees is it in my head, like blockbusters, a giant corporation. I owe blockbuster money because I didn't return Deepwater Horizon on time. But when it became a local thing, how strange that is in my head to comprehend of like, oh, that's Mike that owns the video store. I owe Mike compounding amounts of money because I didn't return Deepwater Horizon. I'm in debt to this man.

In a sense, you'd rather be in debt to a corporation? I just it seems I don't know. It's less personal. I'm never going to meet a corporation in the grocery store. He feels better about not paying the corporation back. Is what he said. Yeah, I guess. Because it's faceless.

It is faceless. And it just is strange to like the idea of seeing somebody in the wild that you owe money to, but because you rented a bad action movie that you just haven't returned yet. I don't know. It feels strange to me. Speaking of old and discontinued things, this popped into my head the other day. Do you guys think you have eaten the all of the original Baskin Robbins 31 flavors. No Like you always hear about the 31 flavors. Do you think do you even think you could name them? They got rid of the one Baskin Robbins we had when I was like four in town. Oh really?

Yeah, I don't have access to Baskin Robbins. Is it still 31 flavors or are they more than that now? It's probably still 31 flavors. They just rotate them out. I think, yeah. And they have discontinued a lot of the original flavors. I looked them up because I wanted to see what I was like. I'm going to eat the original 31 flavors. That might be a fun thing for regulation or if like that might be something I could

review in our zine if we do that kind of thing, you know? And these flavors are fucking wild. Banana nut fudge, black walnut, burg burgundy cherry butterscotch ribbon like it's all like Burgundy cherry and cherry macaron like it's weird there'd be two cherries right, but then there's a bunch of stuff you recognize recognize recognize Coffee and coffee candy are two different flavors. There was a flavor called date nut. There's a flavor called beach day That might not be one of the originals. Oh, there's lemon crisp, lemon custard and lemon sherbert. We're all flavors.

Maple nut stuff that just doesn't exist anymore. Vanilla burnt almond. When was the last time you saw vanilla burnt almond anywhere? Never. Yeah. Date night. When it comes to ice cream, I just think chocolate ice cream is so good. I never want to risk not having it if I'm in this situation of ice cream. So I just have never tried.

I've never been adventurous with ice cream. Ever. You and my wife are so similar. It's terrible. It's awful for me. I really don't like it. So similar in so many different ways that it makes me, it's just upsetting. It's... What's weird though is that I'm sure if I spent an entire day with your school wife,

we would have everything in common, but I would love it and she would hate it. That sounds about right. I think she would be like, is this what I'm like? And I would say, well, no, but you know, it's just you, you guys have the same likes or want for the same thing. It's, it really, it really was eye opening when we went to a restaurant, I ordered something and then you right after me went, I will also have that. I didn't want to think about it.

And it was like, what are you talking about? That's crazy. Gavin hates having to order in America because nobody ever understands him. So he always just orders what that person in front of them orders. You ever notice that about him? No, no, I feel like that maybe happens 20% of the time.

That's a lot. I feel like curly, whirly squirrely's would be good in some ice cream. I think they would. Might have been one of the original flavors. The thing is, I have to this day, I've never held up the ordering. You know how people every time you go out with more than like four people, someone will say, come back to me. Do me last.

I've never been that person. I'll sit down. I appreciate it. someone will say, come back to me, do me last. I've never been that person. I'll sit down. I appreciate it. I'll sit down and I'll ignore everyone for at least a minute. And I'll have, I'll scan through the menu and I'll have to have an emergency pick

that just in case I'm first, I'll just say that. And then after I've found my emergency pick, I'll really start to look at the menu. It's very appreciated. I've noticed you never hold it up. It's just the other way, when we were were in Vegas the whole time we were in Vegas. I ordered and then you went and me too. And it was like, whoa, I just never experienced it like that. It just sounded good. But the thing you said sounded good.

I thought I haven't seen anything as good as that in in my looking at the menu. I'll go for it. I don't think I've ever once in my entire life when the person came and asked if I was ready In my head been no, I'm not ready. I People are pretty chatty when they sit down. Yeah, but it takes like one second to look at a menu and go That's the one thing I like here. I'm just gonna grab that I'm a big look at the menu before I go person Nothing wrong with that. Nothing. Whatever you got to do to be ready to answer that question in the

affirmative and say like, no, we're ready right now. We're ready to go. We're ready to go. Right. Let's get that order going. Yeah. Do you ever do the they show up for the drink order and you're like, oh, no, we're ready. Yes. All the time. Nobody. I don't like that. I'm going to I'll get your drinks and then I'll be back in eight to 12 minutes to find out what you want to eat. I know what I want to eat. I knew what I wanted to eat before I went to like that. I'm going to I'll get your drinks and then I'll be back in eight to 12 minutes to find out what you want to eat.

I know what I want to eat. I knew what I wanted to eat before I went to the restaurant. That's why I went to the restaurant, because I know what they have there that I like. It's worse in places where there's like an intermediary stage, like between the drinks and the food, where it's like, here's your chips. Here's your chips and salsa or something. Because then there's like two trips you got to wait through before you go. Right. And it's like, well, we're going to order in anywhere between like the next three and 19 minutes now. I don't think I've ever experienced that happening before the order. That's always post order in the chamber for places like that. Yeah. I feel like at Mexican restaurants, you often have chips and salsa phase between. Hell yeah. That's fair. Drinks and ordering. That's a great point. Anyway, I think if we can find them, we should try to eat the original 31 flavors of ice cream

and see what they taste like. The ones that started it all. I would be intrigued to taste them blind because I'm worried that the color of some of the flavors are off putting to me. I love that idea, Gavin. I think that's a great idea too. It's a great idea. Cause I think it's gonna be a cold day in hell

that you'll be able to tell the difference between vanilla, vanilla, French vanilla or vanilla burnt almond or vanilla stick. I'm definitely not gonna be able to tell the difference between lemon crisp and lemon custard. I'm looking at a list here and so many of them are identical. You've got chocolate, you've got chocolate fudge, you've got chocolate mousse royale, and you've got peanut butter and chocolate and rocky road.

They all look exactly the same. And then something called chocolate ribbon, which is probably just the same too. You've got chocolate, you've got mint chocolate chip and then green mint stick. That's just two mint ice creams. Stick. That's really funny. I'll start looking into, I guess, just buying 31 things of ice cream. Like, I don't even know what you, I don't know where you get it.

As soon as you said that, I looked at Nick's name in Discord because I was like, Nick's gonna pipe up. No, because he was gonna light up. Oh, you. Yeah. He's like this on both shows, dude. Like, this is, it's just, it's all the time. My God. I'd say something for us to look into, the 31 flavors challenge, and then we can determine. Yeah, he's like this on both shows dude like this is it's just it's all the time my god

It's just something for us to look into the 31 flavors challenge, and then we can turn it's a great idea best flavor is you know? But the regulation best for however you guys want to do you got that regulator show thing Yeah, I Like it a lot It's a great idea. I wonder how hard it will be to find those flavors. I'm looking now and it is not, I don't know, when you're looking for date nut and green stick, like I don't know, man.

Part of why I brought it up is because I think it's gonna be a little bit of work to get to some of those flavors. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good call. We all have bad habits. You know, the kind you think you're doing so well going without. And then you're out with your friends and they're all reaching for their bad habits and you feel that urge to be included and to ask to borrow one of theirs?

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problems much anymore with all the cats breathing, but I am just huffing piss while I was gone. Smee decided that the little box was just a place he didn't want to go. Opened the door to my office and shat, I probably 18 times and pissed all over the carpet. Oh my God. I've shampooed the floor. I've shampooed, I've bought like a, one of those carpet vacuum washer liquid things. And I've gone over it four times at this point and I can smell the piss like walking past my office. I'm going to have to burn the room down. I'm going to have to rip up all the carpet.

I even bought a UV light so I can hunt for invisible piss stains. And I can't, I can't tell if that's pissed or whether it's just spray from his Anus or whatever cat, but I've got these all over my skirting board It's a nightmare. I'm living in hell. Have you I'm living in hot all the stains that you found yet. Is it all clear? Well, I kind of just smear it around I have to wait for it to dry and then it's like how good of a job Have I done? I'm getting through them. I'm just looking every day.

But the crazy thing about this UV light is that I'm finding all kinds of other shit. Oh yeah, it's a nightmare. Like, look at this! There's hidden messages on my door frame. What? What's that about? Ooh. Huh.

Ooh, that's not good. I'm finding hand prints. It's like every room's haunted. It's like the low budget version of Lost when they didn't put the code in. They found the map on the vault door. Gavin was telling us about this yesterday, Jeff, or I guess two days ago when we were playing a GTA heist about how Smee just went Smee mode all over his room. And we were like, oh, man, like you should open a window.

It's almost kind of like nice out today. Like it's sort of like not so hot and not so humid. It's we opened a window, but I think there was lawn work taking place like nearby. So the room just smelled like gasoline and cat piss. Yeah, I was I was dying in piss-aline hell. It was horrible. So the room just smelled like gasoline and cat piss. I was dying in piss-aline hell. It was horrible. Let me tell you, there is next to nothing on Earth that can remove the smell of cat piss.

I think what I'm doing, I'm washing the carpet, but all of the piss has just seeped into the floorboards under it. It permeates everything it touches, man. Well, there's that, there's that like layer right below your carpet that has like that sort of like soft, it's like a like a padding or whatever. It's all gone through the carpet. So you're shampooing the carpet, but it's all into like that in between layer that it's all just sunk into. So you're just, I mean, you're activating it over and over again. Ah, it's so bad. I can't concentrate.

I was trying to edit a video yesterday that I had to take like six breaks. Did you consider maybe spilling something else to get a different scent in the room? Yeah, what if you spilled dog piss everywhere to sort of like counteract it. But if that happens, then you get like, you have to get something bigger, like horse piss. Wolf piss.

Wolf piss. That's good. And then what scares wolves? Bear piss. Bear piss. Yeah. But then bear piss is going to attract the bears, which is going to be an issue. So you got to do it in reverse.

So you got to scare the bears away with wolf piss. Then you got to work your way back down the piss chain. Is it all carpet in there? Yeah. Is there a consideration of getting rid of the carpet? I feel like that wouldn't be very good for the audio quality of the room.

Cause I recorded it. I meant replacing. Oh. I didn't mean just permanently leaving, like then getting new carpet, putting down new carpet. What if you just got like 500 of the little green trees that you hang from your mirror in your car? What if I made a rug out of pine? Pine air freshener rug. I was thinking like tomato, spill some tomato paste in there. Pine air freshener rug. I think it's like tomatoes.

Spill some tomato paste in there. Oh, do you have a waffle bomb air freshener? That'll take care of it. That thing was strong. Oh, that was yeah. You only need two of those. I hate when there's like a bathroom spray to cover a shit smell, but it's with food because then I just whenever I eat that food, I just associate it with the smell of like piss and shit. What's an example?

Can you give me an example of a food smell that you'd find in a bathroom that is in a bottle? I may have known someone who's used to like a rose bathroom spray and then I had and then I got used to that and then I ate like a rose cheesecake flavor thing. And I just felt like I was eating shit. That is so specific. It's like the opposite of what I was trying to do with the fish and the cornbread. Yeah. It just takes stuff that's nice and turns it to shit. And defense to them, I would never think rose smell would equate to food.

Me neither. The flower. How people eat lavender sometimes. It's confusing. Oh, that's lavender. So potent. So what's your plan? How are you gonna solve this? Are you just gonna keep cleaning down your cat piss room? I'll probably try it for another week and then I'll have to come to terms with the fact that we have to take everything out of Here and pull the carpet up. Have you tried to use that like powder that absorbs? Smells no, what's that? Like get that like resolve carpet powder

and you just like spread it all over the carpet and it'll just suck up any of the moisture and any of the smells up into it and then you just vacuum that up like a half hour later. I used to have to do that a lot because Aero was in continent for the last like two years of her life. So I was just constantly having to clean rugs and sofa cushions and shit.

You've never been a big carpet guy in my experience. No, no, I tend to avoid it. Makes messes. I found this carpet refresher for pet homes. Now this is juniper leaf smell. Are you okay with never eating juniper leaves again or what? Yeah, I don't think I've ever come across a juniper cake. Wait until he learns what one of the Baskin Robbins flavors is. Is it juniper? What is that?

Is that is that in gin? Oh, shit. You don't want to. Are you going to ruin gin for the rest of your life? You'll never be able to drink. It's like cat piss. Juniper. Yeah, Juniper berries, right? That's what makes food Makes gin look bluish

Scandinavian cuisine god. I used to love gin Yeah, big time Jim I read somewhere that they called gin the alcoholics drink and I was like, yes, oh Okay. All right. Hey, never mind. You're right. You just you totally changed my outlook on it. You're absolutely right OK, all right. Hey, never mind. You're right. You just you totally changed my outlook on it. You're absolutely right. Oh, yeah. I have a lot to talk about. I'm trying to like sort through what do I want to prioritize first?

I think this would be a quick thing, but it just it's come on me. It's caught me off guard. I'm not somebody who's up to date on current fashion in any way. But I saw something that struck me as the oddest looking pair of sunglasses. I don't know if it's the sunglasses or if it's a LeBron James head thing, but look at this photo I screenshotted from a video of LeBron James interview. What is is the is it the hat?

There's something with the perspectives that just seem weird like the glasses way too small They're way too small right he's wearing tiny sunglasses You can see look at the arms of them and how they're both sure they're all pushing outward like crazy Also, his his hat is so low that everything is the bottom half of his face I think it might just also be the angle might be doing some of the work too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But he's definitely wearing glasses too small for his head. It's like someone took the Morpheus tiny sunglasses and put little arms on him. I just I was struck by that when I saw it. What is there is something odd about this image.

And I don't know if that's the thing, like small sunglasses are currently in style. Do you struggle with your massive dome to wear sunglasses as well? Yeah, I don't. I give up on glasses. It's a dome problem and a nose problem. You couldn't survive in Texas, man.

Sunglasses are an absolute must. Yeah, it would be a problem. I'm a Gavin, or Eric, would you wear those? Morpheus glasses. Would you wear those? They look like robotnik glasses. I'd feel like a little evil robot guy. It would be when Andrew goes steampunk.

Oh god. I think you could wear those. Do they make sunglasses contacts? I don't... I don't know? I don't think so. They do they have don't they have like transition ones? Contacts? Yeah. No, am I making that up? Did I make that up? Oh, I don't know. I mean, I think I'm not a Contact person, but I think most contacts are so disposable Yeah, I don't know. Huh. I guess the whole thing with contacts is they don't want you to leave them in all the time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I found some stuff in like 2019 of like, here's some transition lenses and like, it looks like there's one that does it, but it does not seem like it's a big. Thing. Huh, interesting. It'd be like it would suck because like you'd never be able to take your sunglasses off. It's always on. You know, like transition lenses, like they don't work all the time. Right. There's always that like weird room or weird kind of day where it's too dark or too light and the transition's never right.

You know, you're not like comfortable in the transition and you just be fucked. You'd be driving on the road being like, God, I wish it would be darker or lighter right now so that this would work better. You're like in the bank and they won't stop being sunglasses and you can't see shit. You're just wandering around the bank. Just trying to look in corners to get your eyes. Is it like an evolutionary problem that the outdoors is still too bright for humans? Like surely animals also need sunglasses. Well, yeah, that's why it's so cool when you see like a cat with sunglasses. Yeah.

You're like, you're like, oh, that that's how you should be. That's why dogs wear goggles when they're in side cars. We call them dog. Like you're telling me like evolved to become this. And then we're in side cars. We call them dog. Like you're telling me like evolve to become this and then we're going to go with sunglasses. Yeah, right. Perfect. Those are almost the same as the ones you posted. They are very close. I just I really like that kind of sunglass, guys.

I just think it's really neat. What what's your next thing, Andrew? Oh, speaking of fashion, I have a big update. We've been deep in it. We. Have been looking at the auction store once again. Oh, right. Deep in the content of Snake Eyes. That was the big poll we did. We've made content around like looking what they had.

They got a bunch of cool stuff. Snake Eyes is the main one. And I was really excited on auction day to go through it with you guys. You know, because last time when this happened with the tuxedo, everybody happened to be away that day and did it a second time. And once again, everyone happened to be away that day. And we cannot do this again for a third time because it is stressful on these auctions that are going on.

Because I put in the lowest bid to start for us because we need we needed a new suit. We need to evolve from the tuxedo, which we have an update on. But we agreed on Snake Eyes. We wanted to get Eric in the Snake Eyes suit and they had the jewelry, which is fucking crazy. They had the screen matched full outfit from Snake Eyes, the 1998 summer classic and all of the gear he wears as well. And I place bids in ahead of time

to make sure that we could get it at the lowest possible amount. And there is zero interest, much like the tuxedo, which was exciting because nobody bid on it until the day of somebody outbid. They put in another bid on the jewelry. I went, oh, no. Oh, fuck. This is terrifying. So then I counterbid. Everything was fine. I watched it. We recorded. This will be supplemental content then I counterbid everything was fine.

I watched it. We recorded. This will be supplemental content that will be available to watch at some point. It might be out now by the time this episode comes out, but we're live drafting. Tuxedo comes up. They announced it. Somebody else bids on it immediately. And my heart dropped.

That's terrified. So I counterbid. We didn't really talk about like what the plan was. There's ranges, obviously, but I counterbid on that. And then they backed off. There's only one other person that is willing to make one bid for Snake Eyes thing. But that guy really milks the clock.

And I am excited. I am proud to say we have the suit from Snake Eyes. Yeah. Awesome outfit. It's the jackets, the shirt. It's the shoes. It's all the jewelry. That was the next lot. So then the jewelry came up

and there was one bit on that. I counterbid. We were top. Somebody went nuts on the jewelry. They bid. I bid. They bid. I bid. I didn't know where the limit was. I didn't go out of hand. It was still within the range. It was sweating.

It is when you watch that that content, it is me being very nervous saying, why am I the only one here? Well, what are we doing here? But I'm happy to say that we got the full suit. We got the jewelry. we got the suit. Eric, you are gonna be in position to go full snake eyes. I'm excited to see how it changes you as a person potentially.

So I have this giant fragile handle with care box in my office right now, sitting next to me unopened. When do we, I assume we want some ceremony with this? Should we open it together in person? Should we film this? Yeah, I think you gotta open it in person. Okay, I'm gonna leave it unopened in my office then, and I'm just gonna assume it's all in there, but it was delivered the day you said it would be and we signed for it and everything, so it is safely in my house. That's amazing. And where are we allowed to open this Andrew a coffee shop with him?

Fine like a guy Memory like an elephant He got you real good with the same thing on the stream and last night you had a water fountain three months after the event Fucked up man. Jesus it is Gavin is in his taking shots there. Yeah, and We'll find time at the time of this recording. We'll find time next week to get together in You need to recreate the poster with you and And it's a regulation instead of snake eyes. And that'll be an item we sell in the store to hopefully recoup the cost of the

of the suit. Right. OK. Some form of merchandise relating. Yeah. Let me ask, Andrew, do you think the people bidding on the snake eyes stuff potentially were fans of this show and try to grab it? We will see, because there there I noticed like the week of the auction. There were some posts in the subreddit being like, they need to get this is the next thing. And I thought, oh, we're way ahead.

Definitely aware of it. They yeah, they noticed. So I'm curious if that was the case. What I thought was interesting is the person, the one person who made a second bid on the full screen match outfit and the person that really wanted the case. What I thought was interesting is the person, the one person who made a second bid on the full screen match outfit and the person that really wanted the jewelry, two different people. Which I think is kind of cool.

Oh, interesting. Different accounts. But we got it all. Very excited about that. And then, and even more exciting news, we ended up getting the tuxedo back from the company since we last updated. I thought it'd be a little bit more build up to it than that.

But yeah, we know. I figure we just throw it in here in the about 40 minutes into an episode with no pompous circumstance to make it exciting. I figured, yeah, by the way, we got this fucking thing or whatever. The thing that we've never we don't really talk about all that much of that. We didn't have it. We gave a little quick explanation for the sausage talk. Okay, here you know what, Jeff? You said the floor, Nick, delete everything that I said.

No, no, we have to keep because it's gold. I'm just going to say that, you know, as we were winding the company down, we were dealing with intellectual property and who owned what and rights and all that shit. And we talked about that for a long time. We talked about how we'd be able to take some stuff with us and not other things because of, I don't know, lawyers and things above my understanding and pay grade. But the suit was one of those things that we didn't think we'd ultimately be able to take off

with. Like we were just honestly happy to get the porta potty and a few other things. But as it turns out, we were able to secure it from from WB and we Eric and I went and picked it up last week. Yep. And we have it. It's in my closet. The thinking was, if we don't get the tuxedo, it's not something that we want to keep talking about to like belabor this thing that we don't have. So people have like this animosity, because there's no animosity one way or the other. It was a dumb prop. And yeah, yeah, it was just it was it was a thing. And so eventually, it

came to a point where it's like we can get we got it. And now we have it. So we have the tuxedo again, but you can cut all this out and just leave Andrew's announcement. I thought it was really good. Yeah. Should we should we try and make that poster again then? Yeah, well, we never made. Yeah. Now that we've yeah.

Yeah, I guess we should. Now that we have it. Oh, yeah. I mean, we we were just so much more focused on getting things like rights to our merchandise and our back catalog and stuff. That, you know, it was pretty low on the priority list I'm amazed that we were able to work it out But but yeah, I think we should absolutely It's kind of funny because we then we have this whole snake eyes suit because we're moving on from the tuxedo and then now we have

The fucking tuxedo as well. We're just building the museum. We're building a museum of suits The way I view it is we have Eric's representation and Gavin's representation. Jeff, Nick, and I still, we gotta find something. Oh my God, if we can get me a Condorman outfit. Oh, if there's different Condorman's. Start, definitely start looking in some dumpsters around Hollywood, I guess.

If I can't be Condorman, could I, if I could get a greatest American hero outfit That would also be really cool for Joe man. There's a lot out there for Jeff. That would be good Andrew. What'd you go for? Oh Boy, what would I go for if you were gonna be the poster? Well, the problem is they sold part of it in this auction is I immediately what comes to mind is turbo man Turboman would be real fun. Full Turbo Man suit. I don't know.

I'd have to think about that. There's not too many distinctive outfits when I think of what my childhood favorite things were. Dude, I would love to see you in an actual Men in Black suit with an actual Men in Black suit. Yeah, that's a pretty good one. That's a pretty good one. I wouldn't, I don't know.

Also, I want to be really clear. Snake eyes for me is not a beloved childhood thing. It's just a thing that I wanted to make the top 10 list. At no point did I go snake eyes, my favorite movie from when I was a kid. Like again, I just, the way this is being framed is like, all right, we already got Gavin and Eric here, but now we need to make this really special for the three of us, and that's not what this is.

I just, I'm saying I don't have a personal connection. I hardly have a personal connection! Well then why did you fight so hard for it? Because it belongs on the top 10 list. It's a top five Eric fight. Because it belongs on the top 10 list. It's a top five Eric fight. Because it belongs on the top 10 list over small soldiers. No, you own Snake Eyes. It's a part of your childhood.

Yeah, you're backtracking, but I would like to point out that- It's integral to the fabric of Eric. We- Ridiculous. We only did the tuxedo, the Jackie Chan tuxedo, because I said it was the most disappointing movie that we've seen. Right. This is what I'm saying. The reframing of this is so strange.

I guess. Yeah, I phrased that poorly. I reframed it incorrectly. It is more just like something that you feel connected to. And I articulated that. I don't have that. I'm trying to think of what would be. I just don't have one. I'm not going back to university to be your friend.

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Oh, a lot of movies. What was the first movie- Hey, can you let me know if Crow 2024 has any items that go up on Son of Huck in it if we're talking about movies we think suck? I would love that jacket that says goon on the back. That movie? Dude, woo! Oh boy. When does the movie thing end?

October 1st. Okay. And what's the current standing? I feel like I'm doomed. It's close. I'm in the lead right now. I gotta be up near the top after the release of The Crow in Borderlands.

From everything I heard, Alien is a good movie, but it's not getting me up there fast enough. I'm gonna go and see it tonight. That's how I feel about The Crow. Borderlands is releasing on VOD tomorrow, so we could do that idea. We talked about a Borderlands bingo. They are releasing it on VOD like two weeks from the theatrical release.

So we need to hop in Borderlands soon and then come up with our list. I'm just happy Blake Lively decided to start opening her mouth in interviews because it has really helped my my Holy shit, it is just getting buried. What is going on? So wild Woof, can you imagine there is an alternate unit if you if you believe in the idea of the multiverse, right? There's an alternate universe out there where the crow in Borderlands are mega hits. Surprise hit of the summer. Everybody loved the Crow remake, kind of the way they loved the

Twisters remake. And everybody thought Borderlands was like the next great, like interpretation of a video game like The Last of Us. Mm hmm. I don't want to go to those alternate dimensions. No, I don't either, man. It's just crazy to know that they're out there. Kevin Hart's like in a different phase of his career because of that movie

in like seven universes over. I, you know, thinking about outfits and whatnot, I went to my first soapbox derby recently, which is kids. And I guess some adults, there's mainly kids, make vehicles to ride down hills in and navigate a course and they race. I've never attended one of these events. You're on the sidelines. I was on the sidelines.

I was reporting from the field taking images. I will immediately say I knew this was going to be an event I enjoyed when the commentator came out and they looked like if you booked the greatest showman off of teamu is how I would describe his Get up Dr.. Robotnik in a top hat with shorts What the fuck this is awesome? That's your Canadian brother right there, man This guy looks like he's been waiting to do this for six months. He this is like this like makes his year

That's so awesome. He's adhering to only shorts ever in Canada rules Just like you do Andrew. Yeah Oh, it's and he got the full outfit. And I believe at one point he stepped away to confront some homeless people. It was a full time event. It's the first time they ever ran this course on this road. So I guess this is like the third or fourth year they've done this, apparently. And the other years they put it down

a different street that was close by. And that street, I guess, lines up with the fire hall and the police station. And so they decided maybe we shouldn't shut down that road for the soapbox. So let's go to this other street. But this street is considerably more steep. And so I was curious how long it would take for a kid to potentially crash. And second kid, second kid ate shit hard.

And let me tell you, it was really difficult to relate to the emotions of the crowd to the crashes. Audible gasp from every person there and me doing my best to not laugh. He was riding down the hill and a little rocket. It looked like a little rocket car. It's little flames out the back and the wheel just crinked like it crumpled on itself. And it went sideways and he just ate it. And everyone it was like, oh,

and this me being like, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh. Oh, he just ate it so hard and he was fine. It became a problem though, cause they ran it down the road and then they had to turn. None of the kids could make the turn for the thing. So they eventually had to shorten the course dramatically and request that people yell at the kids to slow down

as they were going down the hill, which really took the fun out of it, because I'm really like the crashes, I feel like are the most fun part. The reason to go. It is. Yeah. It was. There is nothing funnier than Team The Greatest Showman guy. He was always like, oh, and he's getting ready to race down the hill of all. This is going to be wacky. Oh, man, they're revving their engines even though they don't have them.

Oh, they're excited to go. Can we get a round of applause for the kids going down the hill? Oh, they're moving. Paramedic, I'm going to need a I need a paramedic at the bottom of the hill. I mean, the bottom of the hill, like it would you would stop and then look down the hill and then it would go very serious and just be paramedic. We need a we need a paramedic. Check the bottom of the hill and then it would go very serious and just be paramedic. We need a we need a paramedic.

Check the bottom of the hill. And it was funny every time. Oh, I wonder if next year we should film it. We should absolutely film it. Bring a little slow mo. I need to find the video of it. I think the highlight of the event for me was there is one kid who was determined to win,

and he cut on the inside going full speed and he was going fast at the end. And after they shorten the course and one of the people who volunteers, this lady, this lady was standing past the exit on the course, not looking the way the cars were coming. And the kid took her legs out with his soapbox car and she fell. And it caused there was a bloody nose because of it. And she had to go to the medical tent. But it was just paramedic.

We got a bloody nose. Paramedic paramedic. Bloody nose on the course. Kid took out I have a video of the person falling. Hell, yeah. Yeah. That I guess I will share with you guys at some point. It did make me think about in a way I've never considered how weird it is to capture something like that. And then having footage of somebody getting hit or like fall.

I love those videos, but I've never been in the possession of one. And there is a weird level of, oh oh man, would this person want this out? And also would I be OK with being the person that shared this publicly? Like in the event that it went viral. Now, like Grape Lady was on a newscast, so that's fine. I mean, I feel like if they're in the race, it's you know, they've agreed to it by being the race. But if they're just on the sideline, maybe not.

They were in the middle of the course as a volunteer, uh, past the exit. Like they were, they shouldn't have been there, but it is, it made me think about that in a way I never considered. I mean, it's public property. It's true. You know, now you've got your own like Zapruder film. I do. Let me see if, uh, if I could drop the video in just to share with you guys. Yeah, yeah, we don't have to air it unless it's super funny.

It's it is it's pretty funny, but it's unfortunately it just barely misses. You see them getting up off the ground. There was one girl that like there were kids that the kid that crashed the rocket. He he was crying afterward and he didn't race again. There is this other girl who drove this pink thing and she crashed. I saw her drive it three times and she crashed all three times in different ways. And she was having the time of her life like it was great seeing the range of

Dealing with the crashes is this the video that I'm looking for? In a process there we go. Yeah, okay, so video for just just for you guys all right. I'm pressed and play okay See him jetting down. You know that's fast. Yeah, go pretty quick. Yeah, that's real fast They look cool. Yeah, I go pretty quick. Yeah, that's real fast. They look cool Yeah, those were some of the cooler ones. I would say let's see if I Is this oh now this is fast. I think this might be the crash one Like if I was a kid, I would think this is so cool. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'd be all about it. Yeah You guys ever been to like a soapbox Derby or anything like that in the cub scouts when I was a kid

But I don't remember anything about it Never and they're fun. It's no I never went one. Is that one in Austin? There has to be one in Austin, right? I'll look it up. They used to do the I think they've done the Red Bull in here A few times. Oh really? I think one in England every summer. I think Wow, that's like the top Thing like the Red Bull version. I would assume yeah, they do like in England every summer. I think. Wow. That's like the top thing, like the Red Bull version, I would assume. Yeah, they do like a tour of them, I think. They have the water ones to call the fluke tag. I've been to that one in Austin where they do that. Were they trying to fly? Yeah.

I the flying one seems insane to me. But they're great events. I wish I could just find this crash. Nobody seriously got hurt, thankfully. But yeah, of course, nobody wants anybody to be seriously hurt. I think it's fine to laugh as long as it's not permanent. Exactly. That is, I think, the general rule. OK, it's like you don't laugh if there's brain damage. Right.

I know, like I would probably cry if I were their age and crash, but also would be OK. Like I'd be fine. All right. Press and play on this. Yeah. So you can see it's going down the hill. That one on the inside is really booking it. Yeah. And then the hits the way at the bottom. Bonk. It's stopped dead. Oh, just on this. Oh, I would be so embarrassed if I was a kid and I ran over one of the volunteers.

Why were they in the middle of the road? I don't know. That's a great question. But they that was a medic. We need a medic. That was a nosebleed. The guy going, oh, probably the most dramatic of the injuries. But yeah, we I'm going to expand my coverage next soapbox.

I'll make sure to be on the ground, get all the reporting. Dude, big event for that's very exciting. And then Gavin's he's he's going to do the cheese wheel every year now, too. This is great. We got some. Oh, yeah. I guess we're in a racing. We got we got we are race once the cheese roll. Maybe maybe the soapbox is next. What about a soapbox car that looks like cheese just combined both of perfect Do you think you uh?

Hmm could you is there a big enough cheese wheel that you could cut into it and then ride inside it? like surely surely it exists like a jackass where they like went in the Like surely surely it exists like a jackass where they like went in the the tire who was it? Yeah, exactly like going inside a tire and go down a hill But if is there a cheese I wonder that is I think enough a cheese would be less painful than a tire Yeah, oh really I guess now it's very absorbing but rubber is much softer Depends on what kind of covers That's true. Yeah, like a like a hard like parmesan. You know what I mean? Like that's going to get beat up, dude.

You might want rubber instead of a hard parmesan rind or like a smoked Gouda. You know, yeah, you don't want that. They break a rib. I think the ultimate thing would be a giant baby bell. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You get a big, soft baby bell, but like the size of like a monster truck tire. Now we're talking and, and you can eat your way through. Yeah. I would like to sit inside a big baby bell. If it was an exact mold of my body.

Oh, roll down in that. I'd be, I'd be so safe. Yeah. One of the things you missed out staying on the realm of vehicles, and I don't know if you've watched the VOD of this, Jeff. It's the summer. It's the Spommer summer. We're in a Spommer summer now. We play here. Breakfast with the community and a guy joined him Spommer.

And it derailed the entire stream the best way, where it just became jokes about Spummer as a name and Concluded in one of the worst demolition derby duels ever Documented I was flying around the map Jesse so you can have context Eric and Spummer were both smashed the shit and Neither of them could kill each other because they were so damaged. This is what Eric's car looked like while he was still in the demolition. He was still alive. Look at how crumpled his guy is on the inside.

Yeah, it came down to me and Spummer at the end and we were just going head to head. The boys of Spummer and it was it was really good. It was a pretty good stream Eric one because Spummer rammed into him faster and it killed It definitely did I guess how extreme damage works is it's based on your tires So if as long as you have two tires, you're fine It's when you lose three tires and immediately kills you, regardless of damage. That's why I was, I guess why I was out so quick and that I crashed twice and all my wheels flew off. Yeah. So it, it seems like that was a pretty good game to do a stream with the audience with them, huh? Oh yeah. It was awesome. So much fun. And from everything that I've read online,

Spummers like a living legend now yes, I love friend requests Yeah, he's got a role in the discord server. He is He is a guy There you go spummers a guy official Nation spammers guy it's first person we've said that about on the podcast He's in a class of his own You probably wrap this one up we're getting oh not towards the end if anyone has anything to end with. Yeah, do you guys want to try something that's not going to work?

Yeah, absolutely. I had this idea a while back. I bought this thing pretty reasonably sure. I tested it out a few times. It's going to fall flat on its face. So if you guys pick a number, just one of you, I don't care. Come to a consensus. Number four and nine seventy eight. Two hundred seventy. Thank you for picking a real number. OK, cool.

I'm fine. Two seventy. OK, I bought the New York Times Best Selling Twenty twenty four World Almanac and Book of Facts. So I thought I would just have you guys read that number and then I would open up to that page and see what interesting things we can discuss. Oh, I like it. Andrew, you have taken us to the Academy Award

picture winners, actors and actresses from 1927 to 2022. Shrek. Who won the best picture in 1939? If anybody can answer this without cheating, I'll give you a vinyl. It happened one night. That's Andrew's, that's Eric's answer. Everybody gets a question.

1939, it's a big movie. Oh, god damn it. You've all heard of it probably. Yup. Gone with the wind. Fuck. Gavin says Gone with the Wind. Andrew?

19... 1939. I'm going to say, uh, how old is Brando? Fuck. Uh, I'm going to say, God damn it. Maltese Falcon. Oh, that's one of my favorite movies. It's also a great choice. Nick, how about you? Uh, Casablanca.

That was actually 1943's best film. 1939's best picture winner was Gone With the Wind. Gone With the Wind. God damn it! I thought about it. 36 second vinyl. Wow! I come up with another fucking album for Gavin.

Gavin, I owe you one. Let me write that down. It's not going to be what I got you the first time. It's going to be from a bargain bin, but it will be something cool. I think that's the only movie I was sure was from the 30s. I probably couldn't name another one. Gavin, Wizard of Oz came out in 1939.

That... Oh, I'm so upset. I'm so upset. Gavin, Wizard of Oz came out in 1939. That. Oh, I'm so upset. I'm so upset that. Oh, all right, Gavin. I have an IOU. IOU on my desk for you. I owe you Forgotten with the Wind, an LP of my choice. And then I need to get you your other one, which I think you're absolutely going to love. Hell, yeah. Oh, I'm so excited. That was a great bit This is a good bit Jeff and it cost you money, which I really like yeah I'm excited about that too. All right. Well, then I'm not gonna throw this book away. I'll hold on to it. Maybe

Streetcar named desire came out in 51 Wow. That is way later than I would have guessed. Oh, well, Brando didn't age well or he started acting like Brandon. I didn't age well. He didn't age well. He did not age well. Honestly, most people from that era didn't age well because it was a period of hard smoking, hard drinking and copious pill pop, and everybody in that area was bloated and drunk

and blitzed out of their mind for years and years on end. Crazy. Well, there you have it. Thanks for listening to this episode of the podcast. Jeff's Facts, what a way to end it. I really, I really like that. I'm excited for the next Jeff fact. Me too, I'm pretty excited.

Is it a vinyl every time? Well, in that case it was. Yeah. I guess so. Maybe. Maybe. I mean, I like to, I reserve the right to offer the vinyl at any opportunity. Oh yeah, absolutely.

I like it. No, yeah. I don't want it to be tied to any one thing. Mm-hmm. That was great. Good episode, guys. Well, go to patreon.com slash the regulation pod. Go check out the stuff we have over there. See what supplementals have come out recently. But that'll do it for this episode of the regulation podcast. We'll see you guys next time.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Raspberry and blue raspberry are very different things. No. Get out of here. Fucking Christ. That was a Wizard of Oz character called Gaylet.