F**kface - The Long Back Boy of Opera // Meet 'n Sleep [6]

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about video games, Peter the Regulation Fan, Italian singing continued, sniper instrument, animal butts, lawn guy results, a cooling hat, Furiosa, fart slack, pies continued, cartoon trap, Andrew's nap recipe, sleep helpers, hot chocolate, post season warning, magazine confidence, ghost tour, and immunity bullet. COOKBOOK is out now in PDF on Patreon.com/theregulationpod Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That must have been a short pleasantries. Hello and welcome to next time. Sorry. Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is number six. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me, as always, Andrew Panton, Nick Schwartz, Eric Bedor, and I guess also Gavin Free. Hello, everyone.

Hello. How's everyone doing? Pretty good, actually. We just played Fallout 76 together and had a fun time. Oh, that's great. We've been playing video games like you wouldn't believe. It's pretty ridiculous. We've made not 10 Let's Plays in the last two and a half days.

It's been nonstop. Yeah, I don't think anyone really wanted to stop. We just depleted all of our energy. Yeah, yeah. You just like you got to know you got to know, you know, it's like those. It's like those people that have that weird disease where they don't feel pain. You know what I mean? I could, I could go doing let's plays like that in that configuration until I pass out with my hand, I think.

Yeah, it's weird to have like my want to make them doesn't go away, but the energy does. So it's just like, I wish I could. Yeah, it's like, I guess I need to sleep and then I'm ready to do that. I guess I need to sleep and then I'm ready to do that. Andrew, we played 76 together. It was kind of a clusterfuck. We're going to cut a lot of it out because we're having trouble figuring out how to like how team leaders worked and how missions worked and stuff. OK. But at the very end, we discovered

I don't think this is going to fuck the video by talking about it ahead of time. Burndog was in the game and fucking with us the entire time. He was throwing grenades at us. He was shooting us. We had no idea. We just kept Gavin to be like, can somebody shoot me? And everybody's like, shut up, idiot. And then at the end he dropped a nuke on Gavin.

Oh my God. Yeah, I constantly see grenade indicators and I would just assume assume because that's the normal The run of things in this department for a decade is there someone chucked a grenade at me But I never did really push it. I didn't really try and find out who it was. No one owned up to it It was none of us It also kind of reads like a Bethesda bug like I would be like, oh, there's something in the like what is happening? We went into like a vault area and we came out and there were just grenades dropping constantly and I was like oh

Grenade area we got to get out of here Like it's a raid oh It was so funny. I watched a bunch of clips He sent me of him like going invisible and sniping Gavin from across the room Why was he talking to me specifically? Well? Why wouldn't he yeah? You know why you? question You know you he was like Knoxville the first jackass movie with the horn the air horn at the Gulf. That's just what I'm imagining

He's getting ready setting up stuff, and then just a book. I turn around the corner in the back of my head got shaved Yeah, he's just throwing grenades at us to help with his bursitis Ericsson doing his band-margaire impression for two days straight. It's been it's great I would like no one ever laughs, so it's fun that somebody laughs at it. Oh my god. It's been tickling me. I can't stop laughing God look at you regulation fan. Hey real me. I can't stop laughing. God, look at you, regulation fan. Hey, real quick, I wanted to give a shout out. So as you all know, last week I went to the to Boston to go to the Celtics game to finals game against Dallas Mavericks and Boston won.

It was awesome. It was probably a top top three moment in my life, I would say. Being in that room with 27000 other Boston fans watching us win. But in the hotel we were staying at, I ran into a guy who worked at the hotel who's like, oh, shit, hey, what's up, Jeff? And he was like, oh, I'm a regulation listener, comment lever now, and was really nice to name Peter. And we struck up this conversation.

He worked out like a restaurant and he was trying to get us to come back and give us a hookup. But we ended up missing a boat and our whole night got thrown out of whack. So I never made it back there. But then the next day he also worked at the game in like the pro shop. And so he had made for us all this regulation fan Celtic Jersey. Number 24. It's official. You can see it actually has the NBA Finals patch on the back of it. That's so cool, which is really hard to get.

You got to basically go there to get it right. And so just like the nicest dude, his name is Peter. So I just wanted to say thank you to Peter for the jersey and for the support. And it was really, really nice getting to talk to him and hang out with him for a few minutes and just such an awesome piece of regulation gear from the NBA finals that we can all enjoy. Maybe we should make some cheeky those like little challenge coins that people do. And it just says legendary listener.

I was going to kind of talk to you guys about something like that. How about you? Yeah. Or just legend. Just legend in general. You just you're a legend. Here you go. Here you're a legend. Here just legend. Just legend in general. You're just a legend. Here you go. You're a legend. Here you go. Are you going to wear it to game four? I don't think I'm going to go to game four. I considered it. Tickets are super expensive and it's a big drive.

And then, you know, I don't know, I don't want to be surrounded by a bunch of Dallas fans when we win the championship and then have to get back to my car, you know. And also, like I had such a genuinely beautiful experience that weekend. Like it was just one of those perfect weekends, and it was so kind and wonderful of Emily to surprise me with it. And I just don't think even getting to watch them win, I don't think would be better than the experience I already had. So I think I'll probably save money. I would love to see you in a Dallas crowd wearing a regulation fan Jersey

In the event that they sweep that would be great where my regulation down yeah, I mean definitely coming back full or regulation Dallas is a you-get-shot kind of city. I don't want to do that. Well. It's in a you get shot kind of state like Texas That's true quick on the draw I Speaking of Last week and some of the stuff we did games. I feel very vindicated last episode we did opera I did the opera explain my opera thing and I learned after the fact that my partner was on a call in the other room and somebody said on the call, what is that noise?

It sounds like opera music, and it's the most vindicated I've ever felt. So great. It said it sounded like opera, not emotional noises. Though they didn't say emotional noises. Listen, they they they knew more than I did. I thought it was sheet music to be more clear. I thought they were singing like the equivalency of notes, not that there were words associated with the sea. What do you mean?

The equivalency of those? Well, you know how like a guitar, when you strum a guitar, it's notes. Those are sounds. But you don't go, wow, wow, wow. Seeing those notes. I mean, I do it sometimes. I was that. Oh, that feels like it could be a note.

Well, here, maybe this will help with your vindication. I checked on the on the subreddit today because there was a poll up. Did you know that opera was before Andrew's revelation? And I went ahead and answered truthfully so I can see the results. Wow. It's pretty close. Seventy eight. Seventy eight percent said yes. Or I'm sorry. Seventy eight people said yes.

I knew they were actually words. Three people said no. Well, it's still 30 percent. Let's focus on the 30 percent instead of the 73. Now, here's the thing. I put up polls. I put up polls on What what we talked about so on Twitter what language is opera is it Italian or blah blah blah blah? which is what we said in the episode or the other poll was is opera language or noise and 5,000 people answered 30% saying 30% I

Feel very vindicated you shouldn't that's how to be funny you know blah blah blah is more fun Oh, oh mister mister bringing in stats all of a sudden reverses his opinion on stats So no I'm just saying we presented in that way I have a lot is far more appealing to click on than the truth. If I can interject on the subreddit, somebody has put Andrew singing over opera music. And the top comment is, with the music, I can't tell if that's real opera or Andrew's gibberish lol. Can I listen to this now? Yeah, go for it. I say go for it. Yeah, click on it right there. I can't tell if that's real opera Can I listen to this now Yeah, I say go for it. Yeah, click on it right there. Give us a picture of a play button not play button

Oh, yeah, that is true. Yeah So pretty good doesn't it sound like some opera right You pay a top dollar for that opera It sounds like back alley opera like Now I could imagine you reflect in a dark puddle with rats listening. You mean like unsafe performed illegally without the use of anesthesia opera? That is shockingly good. Shockingly good. I'm the backstreet boys of opera. I'm literally in the backstreet. You're the longreet Boys of Opera. I mean, I'm literally just might be in the back street.

You're the long back boy of opera. I am. Yeah, I'm like the fan. I'm but the long back. It's just like a back brace instead of a mask. I I did some research. I've been going a little deep in opera and I learned about the thing that got me into it. Hitman, as I said, has that opera sequence. Hitman is so fucking good. The opera in Hitman is, I guess, like a really famous one called Tosca.

And part of the plot of that opera is somebody's like one of the main characters is an actor, their lover is like spying on them and they get murdered and the lover who's spying interprets it as an acting performance. They think that they're acting out the scene when in reality they're just being murdered and they like run up after the fact to like check on them and then realize like, holy shit, they are actually dead. And that is the exact mission in Hitman. You're recreating the opera that they're performing can be recreated

Within the game because you can like swap out the fake gun with a real gun so they die while doing that sequence and One of the targets is their lover who is watching and so bond as well and in quantum well, I feel like it was also in there was like a Bond and a mission impossible back to back that had opera assassinations in it. But I don't know if any of them were Tosca. They did, but I don't think anything was Tosca.

Yeah. I didn't think. Was there a flute in the Mission Impossible one, like a flute sniper? Am I imagining that? Doesn't somebody pull out a sniper rifle? Yes. What is that? What is that? Is that Mission Impossible? It is, it is that one. It is, you're right. Is it a flute sniper?

Yeah. Am I crazy or is it just a silver sniper? I feel like they pull out a flute. I started typing flute sniper. It auto corrects to Mission Impossible. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Now that is some hit man shit. That is if they're not playing Tosca, Tom Cruise playing hit man. That's ridiculous. I just why is that like a thing that I know, but is not an insane thing that I know. If that makes sense, like that's yeah, there's a flute sniper. It's possible. That's ridiculous. You just pay attention to snipers. What a dumb thing. Maybe you're just a flute sniper, which possible. That's ridiculous. You just pay attention to snipers. What a dumb thing.

Maybe you're just a big sniper guy. I imagine saving Private Ryan, but the snipers using a flute sniper the entire movie just really changed the tone of that one character. What if it actually went, oh, when you shot it? Oh, you can play different notes like they're sniping and like holding the keys and just now we're in a Zack Snyder movie We've changed genres What would be the best sniper instrument is it a flute?

You can't do it. I want it. I want a trumpet There's a trumpet I want because when I shoot someone with my sniper trumpet. I just then uh immediately I want to hit him with the Full of people with that little sequence Well the thing with the flute though, he's not shooting it like you would play a flute whereas I feel like with the trumpet you could actually Be playing the trumpet while shooting because the flute flute you'd have to fight sideways, wouldn't you? Yeah. Yeah, I guess you would. That's a good point. I was thinking like a tuba wouldn't work because it goes down and up.

You'd have to like hold it and twist it and that'd be awkward. It's too bad there's no like bazooka ask music. Well, there's our little little trumpet revolver. Thank you. It's just a little trumpet gun. That looks like a starfield mod. The retrumpa, the retrumpa. Yeah, or like a Saints Row weapon. Man, speaking of movies, I was just channel surfing the other night and I landed on the great outdoors

with Dan Aykroyd and John Candy, which I hadn't seen in probably 30 years, like since I was a teenager, maybe. And I didn't know if it was good or not. It's not great. Um, however, Summer rental was on right after it. And that is a phenomenal fucking movie. Really, really good. But in the great outdoors, there's a scene where they shoot a bear with a shotgun

and it shaves off its butt. And so there's a there's this butt, right? And it got me thinking, is this another angle of it? The bear runs away. The bear's ass is essentially a human ass in the movie, right? Which got me thinking, is a bear's ass really a human ass or is that purely for comedy?

If we were to shave all the animals in the world, how many of them would have human butts? Definitely a lot of monkeys. Well, yeah, clearly all all the apes and monkeys and yeah, all that stuff. Gibbons and orangutans, those are all going to have humanly butts. But but stuff that's a little to the left of our our developmental tree like does a I don't know. What's a hairy animal?

I'm going the other way what if it like turns out that like turtles have huge fucking asses that they're just hiding You just wait what if shell then a further? Yeah, but they're covering it up with but they are covered. Yeah You can't see what's going on. You just see the little tail What about like a dog like a donkey or a horse does that? Yeah, or like a what is a squirrel's ass look like? Does a squirrel have a human ass? Okay, wait, hang on.

Or like a shaved panda ass? Most human animal asses. Found a dog with the most human ass. That's unnerving. That straight up is just a... That dog's throwing it back. A man's butt. I don't think a chicken has a butt.

I feel like I've seen a plucked chicken. Human asses. They don't really have butt cheeks, do they? No, not really. I'm just trying to imagine like a... Like a raw one. Something up with... There's something up with his... I'm just trying to imagine like a okay like a raw one Subway there's something with his like a like a sheep or a goat or something. I don't know

I just feel like I'm about to see a bunch of shit that I don't like yeah I just don't know if a bear has a human ass or if it was purely for effect. Shaved bear ass. How about that? What if like a sparrow had a really meaty ass and no one ever knew? Oh my god, have you ever seen a picture of a shaved bear? No. What? Why would they shave a bear? Oh no! Don't look! Here.

Oh dear. Like maybe it's got a skin condition or something. Looks like the dogs don't have fur. Those Sholo dogs. Kind of like an elephant. Or, you know what? Here's an actual picture of a bear ass that looks kind of human. Here, I'll show you. I guess they are.

Ted. Ted. You're sending a picture of fucking Ted. Looks like a human ass. That's a good show, by the way. Oh, what? So trumpet guns. Gavin, get us anywhere else.

Take us somewhere. I killed this bear with a trumpet gun. I'd get rid of that. That's that's terrifying. Anyway, if you watch the great outdoors, pay attention to the bears. Giant human ass. I I became a long guy. Yeah. How's that going? Yeah, it's hot.

It sort of comes with the territory living in Austin. I'm being a long guy. I was reading about what to wear and they were like, you gotta not wear shorts, you should wear long pants. Yeah. Pretty uncomfortable. And I guess you only really mow in the summer. I'm rethinking it.

You might not be a long guy. Yeah, glad you fired your guy, man. This is good. Well, I could get a new guy, or the same, crawl back through the same guy, but I feel like I'm going to stick it out throughout the summer and see if maybe I just get a tolerance for it. I think don't listen to the wear long pants, wear long sleep, just wear whatever, just get out there, put some sunglasses on, wear a hat, you're fine, just get out, get after it. Just do it.

Is there like a, you know, there's beer hats with the straws. Is there one that instead of putting straws into my mouth, it just leaks the water onto my head? Hmm. Yeah, probably. Like a towel. Mr. Hat, like a Mr. Hat.

I bet that exists. Yeah, but if you look at Mr. Hat, that's... Is that like a Mr. Man? That's what I bet that exists. Yeah, but if you look at Mr. Hat, that's felt like a Mr. Man. That's why when I started looking, I found I looked up Mr. Hat and it's just the character from South Park. It's not what I wanted to be. And then here's an old guy selling me

Trilby's or whatever. Hi, you go. Hey, I got you. Like it's hooked up right here. Oh, wait,, no that doesn't- Because I was just thinking of putting putting the beer hat on and just stabbing both cans and filling them with water. You could definitely do that. Yeah, why don't you just get

like What if you got like a floppy hat? You know what I mean? And then like soaked it and then put it on. So that way it's like a constant 360 drip. And it's wet and cool. Like dunk that in cold, cold, cold, cold water. Yeah.

And then put it on, you know what I mean? You can even freeze it. Freeze the hat, an ice hat? Yeah. Yeah, make it an ice hat. Dude, I'm gonna soak it, freeze it. Freeze the hat, an ice hat? Yeah, make it an ice hat. Dude, I'm gonna soak it, freeze it, and wet, oh, that's gonna be hard to pawn, probably. Well, no, you gotta put something, like put a watermelon, put a melon in the wearable part.

I got it, I got it, I got it. You're good, you're good, here we go. So, it's a solar-powered cooling hat that has a little fan in the front And it looks like a cowboy hat and it will make you cool. I love that I'm gonna try all these things How about this? What if next time you cut the grass? You let me come over and I'll take the hose and I'll follow you around and I'll just Hit you with the hose every once in a while. On the mister setting, not the jet, obviously. Yeah. Well, I don't want too much water. I don't

want to mow the, I don't want to mow wet grass. Well, I'll come up from behind you or you could like take a step back. I can hit you and you can go forward. Okay. Let's try all three of these methods. Okay. And I'll rate them. I'd be, I'd be happy to follow behind you and hit you with a hose. Did you have the nacho helmet that we happy to follow behind you and hit you with a hose. Did you have the natural helmet that we made before? Do you have one of those? Yeah. I feel like you could put that on, drill a hole in the top of it and then fill it with water while you're wearing it.

Oh, you want to wear upside down. No, no, no, no. You put it on. Yeah. And there's a hole in the very top of it. And then you get a hose and you fill That with water Above your head. What do you mean fill? How am I filling it if it's upside down on my head? If it's I mean the right way up on my head. Well, you know what that this is me thinking about me wearing a hat and that it won't come down and I got a lot of room

Oh, you think that it would be sealed on? Yeah, but I'm realizing that your head will just fit and there will be no room. I've been I made that suggestion purely in my own life experience and think forgetting that other people can wear hats properly. So on your head, it would sit like a shell on top of your head. Yes. Yes, it would. And it's so would work liquid with your actual head underneath the entire hat. Yeah, like it would there would be a little bit of a seal because it wouldn't go all the way down

It would just hit the top and then rest and then there would be a giant just open container Essentially that would be fillable. Have you actually tried to wear that hat? Yeah, I have not even no doesn't work You know those pliable little ice packs you can get that are like gel that will go in, I don't know, like a sleeve that you'll put on, like a sore muscle or whatever. You just freeze them and then you just kind of they're kind of pliable and malleable, but they're cold. What if you just glued a bunch of those to the inside of a large baseball hat

and then freeze your baseball cap and then just cram that on your head. Sounds like I'm going to be in the summer lab. You might be and you make two of them and then after like 30 minutes or whatever when that one starts to not be cold anymore you just grab the other one throw that one back in the freezer. Oh Gavin I got a product for you. I have a product. I was I didn't know that this is a, an actual thing, but you could get yourself one of these. A nice, a nice little cooling vest. Look at that. Oh wow. It's a vest that you could have ice in and just drive around feeling all cool. That's cool. And also if someone wants ice for a drink, I could lend them that.

Absolutely. Oh, just peel off a couple. Be like, oh man, my, my soda is so hot now. And you're like, don't worry, bruv. I got you. And then you throw me like six ice cubes. Yeah. And I could open my waistcoat like that.

Like in a, what are you selling sort of manner? Yeah. And if I just walk the trail, maybe I can sell an ice cubes. Ice man potentially could maybe try to find lemonade stands that are they're not cooling properly. Be like, I got you. How much? Yeah.

As long as you don't mind an ice cube that's been like rubbing against my sweaty shirt. Then what was it? They're not going to drink it. They don't care. They're selling it. OK, so I'm like the wholesaler of ice. You are. Yeah. I think this will work great. I think you should get this.

It definitely you're see you have an extended season in Austin, and a lot of earning potential. You're going to be able to do this until mid-october Guaranteed probably does La Nina turning into at what? What oh boy let's hear that have any impact La Nina La Nina El Nino yeah, whatever those are Heat wind thing was that yeah, I think so I keep hearing that it's changing from one to the other Does that have an impact on the summer is it gonna be hotter? Yeah? It'll have some sort of an impact that uh?

Nobody here is smart enough to understand or tell you well there we go that that's another thing you need to consider Gavin you You are picking what potentially is an abnormally hot summer to do this. Or dry. I'm not really dry summer. It's true. Or when to start mowing or to start selling ice. Both, actually, I think it makes the mowing more difficult, but the ice selling more easy. OK, I think it works for you and against you. Do they make a mower that just has a backward facing mister. Oh

I think you could just I think you would just have to put that on your mower. That's lab work right there Yeah, that's big-time summer lab work. Yeah, that's easy peasy What about a mower that is like an RC car and you could just be in the house? Looking out a window Steering this thing it comes to play with it, gets his hands chopped off. You can buy a robot mower. Yeah, and somebody I think on the subredditor in the Discord was talking about it and they said the most shocking thing about Gavin becoming a lawn guy is that I just assumed that he

was like a robot mower guy already. And I agree with that. I just would have thought that he had a robot mower. That to me though is no different than just paying the guy. I'm probably going to spend like three years worth of paying someone to buy this fricking mower that you know, he's going to mow in like weird shapes and get stuck and need to charge. And I'm not a part of it. I feel like that's the same.

I wanted to get into it. I want to get stuck in. You're in now. You're stuck. You yeah, you're stuck. Oh, you're stuck Stuck to my frickin shirt You got to pop that tarp off dude go shirtless short shorts give Meg a show put on like Get like a wet towel and like like wring it over yourself. She'll love it. Yeah What do they say if you can't get out of it, get into it. You turn into this sexy yard guy. This is, I'm with you.

You know what, you need a fishnet, you need like a fishnet t-shirt. Yeah. Kind of like a, kind of like a Frodo war in 51st States. Sam. What? What if you get Sam like Samwise? Sorry. Oh, that could be you, Gavin, right there. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah, I feel as long as we print that image on the inside of the fishnet. That could be. That would be sick. I wonder if there is a fishnet with abs under it. Sure. This is this is Gavin. There is a fishnet with abs under it. Sure. This is this is Gavin. That's something about Mary. Sean, we need to get you.

We need to get you those glasses, too. I am I went and saw Furiosa. It was nice to see Andrew in that movie. Oh, I'm in it. You're in it. I'm bringing those. There's a character called Piss movie. Oh, I'm in it. You're in it. I'm breaking my nose. There's a character called Piss Boy. Oh, no. He's like keeping the engine cool with

charts of piss. Listen, I innovate. There's also a character called Rictus Erectus, which I think was in the last one too. But I'm pretty sure I named one of my worms something like that before these movies. What, you think they stole your name? You think George Malery was watching the worms?

I think George Malery was taking notes. Big achievement on our panel. I just thought that was a crazy coincidence. I think mine was Rictus Erectus but he had Rictus Erectus. But pretty damn close. Pretty damn close. I wonder if Jack knows about it. If you have any ice cubes to spare for my piss engine, Gavin, it is running hot. I could use, I'm doing my best over here, but... Have you ever collected any of your piss?

No. I haven't. I thought we deemed I'm not piss boy anymore. I thought that was the whole thing with this podcast. We can put it to the audience. Is somebody else looking piss boy? Who is piss boy? No, we already we already did this. This is the first episode of this.

You know what they say? Everything old is new again. Oh, yeah. Wait, we did a piss boy poll. I feel like there was a vote on it, but at the very least, there is a declaration that I wasn't. There was an attempt to pass it off to the piss rat thing. But I think we just have to. I think we have a piss rat and a piss boy Yeah, yeah, yeah Like a whole like a whole league of piss superheroes one Jeff you were recording your piss

So we've got a piss rat piss recorder and just a generic. Yeah, I'm I'm like I'm like piss Mike Your name is an old piss Mike I'm always recording piss I mean you guys call me something different I'm just throwing that out there I would just go with piss man but I mean but that Gavin or Nick might need that eventually we don't know what they're gonna be did we ever talk about how I added my first cuz they're on the new work slack we have regulation farts is one of I contributed my first ever one recently. I have so many questions about it, too.

We haven't talked about this. First of all, why? Why did you do this? What was the inspiration? What caused this to happen? I wanted to be like my friend Jeff. Okay. And did you feel like you had a big one?

Like, were you excited about this? I felt like I had an absolute monster brewing it just came out of nowhere And you know I'm known for my notoriously weak farts I can never get them to do anything apart from just eek out and I felt like this one was It's gonna be a huge one, and it was pretty lackluster. It sounded like my anus wanted it back at the end. Like farters regret. Yeah. If I had to put like a visual

representer on it, it would be like maybe in Kill Bill, where she digs out of the grave, like it really did not. It was not intended to escape. So you didn't think it was very good. Oh, it was hilariously terrible. I loved it. It was I. Listen, it brought me a lot of joy. I laughed really hard at it.

But it as far as power goes, it is insane. How how little came out. The fart never got out of second gear Unfortunately and all I feel like you have a stomach full of air with the the sleep apnea or whatever machine I feel like you should be cranking out bigger farts than that. It's true. Yeah, should we put it in should we cut it? Of course. Yeah, absolutely. Should we put it in? Should we cut it into the episode? Yeah, of course. Yeah, absolutely. We'll play it in three, two, one. Yeah.

That sucked. Boo. Oh man, hey, can I tell you guys real fast that our podcast is making a difference and I have confirmation today? Oh wow, really? Yeah, I went out for lunch today. Specifically, I wanted to get an apple pie from McDonald's to sell to have on the podcast.

You know, because I'm all about because I'm trying to because we're trying to bring a pie representation back. We're trying to get it out there. We're trying to we think that the world is sleeping on on fried pies and hand pies. I went to McDonald's today and they the late. You know, I said, I'll take a number one and a fry an apple pie, please. And the lady said, I'm sorry, sir, we are sold out of apple pies. Oh, no, we are sold out of all pies. That means we've activated the regulation, listeners in the comment leavers and people are buying pies in such numbers that even my McDonald's is sold out.

I don't think that means that. But exactly what it means. I'm not sure about that. out. I don't think that means that. But exactly what it means. I'm not sure about that. Maybe. I don't know. How do we do this? How do we get the data? How do we get the votes? I guess we could ask the audience if they bought out. If you bought an apple pie because of the show recently,

but in the comments. Yeah, we need to know. We need to know. We need to see. It's a big. I think it's a it's too much of a coincidence. I have not had any trouble getting apple pies for months and months and months. But the week after we mentioned it on the podcast, suddenly McDonald's doesn't have apple pies. I wonder if we have the same McDonald's apple pie,

because I think McDonald's kind of makes a bad apple pie of like the fast food pies. What I don't know what the other fast food apple pies are. Like Burger King has one that's better. Like Burger King has one that's better. A&W has one that's better. I haven't had that one. I feel like Americans really hate Burger King. They do.

Well, well it sucks. I think is probably the problem. They fry the pie, which is I think a better experience than the baked pie. Fried pie. Like a deep fat fryer pie. Yeah, like a deep fryer pie. Wow. So it's crunchier as opposed to just a baked pie.

Deep fat pie. Deep fat fire. Exactly. We should have a pie off in some day. Fast food pie off. The next time we need to do like in person stuff maybe we should collect we should all go out and bring a different we oh here's what we do we all meet up but we all have different pies from different fast food restaurants and then we have a pie taste test and we'll give it all to

Andrew ahead of time so he can collect them as well or get his closest and then we can see who makes the best but they're different from place to place aren't they that's like saying like like like like in Canada. I mean like I don't know I Really not sure Sometimes menu items are different sometimes through the the same for that stuff Hmm. I'm trying to think other places that Apple pies I don't know cuz uh does Taco Bell studio still do like their little Apple empanada thing or they don't do that anymore I don't know top notch has Apple pies top. I'll Donald says Apple pies Burger King has Apple pies. I'm pretty sure

Fuck water burger definitely does I don't know about Wendy's I'm I'm gonna look at what he's doing. I'm pretty sure Wendy's is frosty only is that what you as far as desserts go? Yeah, do they do anything outside of that? I don't maybe not I don't think so Checkers has an apple pie. I don't think there's a checkers or a rallies here. You're probably right. That's the pie. Arby's has one Burger King Popeyes McDon.

Yeah, there's a bunch. Oh, Popeyes has one. Apparently, I don't think I've had the Popeyes one. I haven't either. Gavin, you excited for this? I'm I was trying to think about what happened with the pies we made. Did that thing turn out good? You haven't released that yet.

I don't think you need to edit that. I finished the crew tough. That should be out. Oh, yeah. By the time this is out, Krutov is out. So go check out our regulation podcast channel on YouTube and watch the crew tough. Church's has one. Oh, my God. Panda Express has one. Jeff Taco Bell is doing the podcast.

He's doing pies. All right. Yeah, I guess I'll run a pie gauntlet. Yeah, I'll go with you. I mean, I'm totally down for this. We just have to figure out the format in which we do this. But I do think our pie is pretty impressive. So I'm excited to see when that video turns out. I literally think of all the people that I know in real life. I could genuinely lure Nick out of his house with breadcrumbs. I feel like

that's probably true. I think I could catch you in a trap. I think I could put anything on the ground. Nick is the most handsome and gretel of us all. Oh, absolutely. Nick would 100 percent accidentally find a body thinking he was following a trail of condiment. You know about it. Oh, yeah. Hansel and Gretel and Schwartz. Oh, yeah, it's a Lundgren and shorts It really it's a loony tune at loony tins ass fucking caper exactly right he just goes like oh

That's it game over for this fucking guy Hansel and Gretel go missing because Nick's just eating the crumbs He follows he follows it It goes into an oven. He climbs in just like in the cartoon. Oh, Jeff, you're left handed, right? Yeah. Thanks for asking. And married.

Yes. Thanks for asking. Does your wedding ring go near your butthole? That's such a good question. That's such a good question. That's such a good question. Cause I'm not a ring guy, but, um, Meg just got this aura ring thing that tracks her sleep and stuff. And I was like, Oh, that looks cool.

And I don't, I've never, I've never worn a ring, but I was wondering, like, does it, do you take off your ring to wipe? No, I don't, but I see what you're saying. It's definitely in the area. But I mean, with folded toilet paper, it's between you and the poop. Like he's got it all over the ring. I don't trust this at all. Because my knuckles are out.

Sometimes I can't think of the last time I got poop on my hands in that way. Hmm. I did get poop all over my pants and my shirt and my shoes and two chairs today. Although that was fun. What? It's gotta be more hygienic. Playing in the backyard with the dog and I guess at some point I stepped on poop and then somehow I sat Indian style and it got everywhere. It just got everywhere. It just got everywhere. Oh god. It just got everywhere. That's miserable.

You sat cross-legged with your shoes on. Uh, I just had like my shoe, I just like, like my foot. It's hard to explain. I can take a picture. No thank you. Yeah, do it. What do you mean no thank you? No, I'm good.

Nah, let's see it. Alright, so Gavin's poop boy. Got it. If I didn't want to hear about poop stories, there wouldn't be this podcast, I assume. It's not even hearing about it. I don't want to see the picture. There's no poop in the picture. I didn't think he was taking a picture of the poo. I thought he was doing what he did. Definitely.

Why would I take it? Why would I still have access to the poop? I cleaned up five hours ago. If you told me that you'd already taken pictures of the poop everywhere, I totally would have believed you. I would have been like, yeah, of course you did. No, I didn't take any photos of the poop. I wish I had now. See?

That's what I'm saying. I was sitting like that on a chair and somehow I guess the poop got everywhere. This is why I don't wear shoes in the house. That seems like a nightmare. That yeah, that's a good call. You got a lot of nice fabric everywhere. Don't worry, it's loaded with fabric. That's that's upstairs fabric. It never made it upstairs.

Nice foot rest, by the way. It was downstairs. Oh, my. My PlayStation footrest. Wait, wait, is it in the same place as it was before you moved Yes, I think that Have it right here is a footrest when I need it and then if we ever do a PlayStation game I can break it out Until then it gets used every day. How many PlayStation 5's get used every single day? Got you there. It's a good point.

I was in the lab this weekend. Oh hell yeah. I found out from what we did. You guys know about it Last episode I booked myself into a whole bunch of different things that I had no intention on going to to see if it would make a difference in the nap game. And let me tell you, it was fantastic. It was one of the best weekends I've ever had. I have a whole system for it now. I'm calling it meet and sleep. They meet. I sleep. We have rules for the meet and sleep system.

I post this in. So rule one for me and sleep, if you want to do this at home, no expectation of payment. I don't want them to lose money on my behalf. That would dampen my enjoyment. Can't have that rule to my space doesn't block someone from attending You don't want to ruin someone else's opportunity to do thing. They're excited about we're not trying to be selfish here Rule three must have at least six people confirm going. I don't want a situation

That seems arbitrary where well now is six is not a group You don't want it to be such a size that you not being there materially changes the event. Yeah, like if you are 25 percent of the event, you not being there is very noticeable. The more people, the less noticeable it is like the less play. Exactly. Rule four has to occur before four p.m.

That's just a nap thing. If you want to have like a real deep nap post four, it's just going to fuck up your sleep schedule. And then the last rule that I have no movable chair situation. I don't want them physically moving chairs. I'm doing mainly outdoor things. And I'm going to keep this up. I'm just going to apply to every outdoor event.

I could find double booked, triple booked on some. I just see it in my calendar. I get a little email the night before and I go, oh, it's going to be a good sleep. So you're booking multiple things at the same time. I was booked for a walking group and a sketch group at the they overlapped. This still makes no sense to me. You know, you definitely can't make one anyway. It's not Andrew. Andrew, let me ask you a question.

Does having multiple like that, does it stack your enjoyment? It does, because I despite, you know, how I come across this podcast, I take those things like showing up for things very seriously. I try to be responsible in that regard and being just a total asshole and not at all caring. I feel so good. It feels so rebellious in the lamest of ways, but I'm getting a lot of enjoyment out of it.

And the Naps are great. They're so good. What does it mean? No movable chair. You know, like if it's in a coffee shop, they might like got a space for you. Yeah, like they have They've put a chair down under the assumption. I would be there I don't want to in any way impact these people in a way they have to factor me in I think this is essentially how Ted Bundy got started What?

Yeah, you start you start little rebellious moves. You get addicted to it. You got to you got to just keep one up in yourself. And the next thing you know, you're killing the hitchhikers. No, there's no one up there. I'm just enjoying the naps. And the best part is all of these systems automate to automatically invite you to their next event. So I'm getting invites to the next one.

I don't even have to go hunting for more. I'm just locked into these groups. I'll just hitting yes. Throw it back on my calendar. What is the most double booked someone has ever been? Like, could you actually schedule a hundred things for 1pm on Tuesday? I absolutely could. And then that makes me, you know, it could make me feel like a real port guy. I got a pic listen. I'm in high demand on Saturday at 11 to 12 Sorry, I gotta go a hundred things at one oh You know what I'm gonna do though instead of one of these hundred things that people want me to be at oh I got a sleep. I'm gonna have a nap instead oh

What a nap instead. Oh, what a nap. This is this. I didn't think the best naps I would have before would be when I'd be in bed and I could hear someone mowing their lawn outside and just going, wow, it's not me. I don't got to do that. I'm going to bed. This is great. This this tops that. This is a new tier of net. I thought, by the way, last week, you explained that very well, and I was surprised by how many people in comments I saw were confused by what was going on there.

Did you get it the first time he explained it though? Yeah, I did. Oh, why didn't you say anything? I did. I think I was the first person to jump in and be like, I got you. And I tried to help. That's why I came up with the idea for the book club. I'm pretty sure you said nothing.

Well, because I'm listening. I'm pretty sure you said nothing. Well, because I'm listening. So you were the first one to say something, and also you didn't say anything because you were listening. I didn't say anything until I said something. That's how saying stuff works. I appreciate that he took the time to think and process because that book club idea, really, this wouldn't have happened without it.

So this is a great innovation. But I'm just saying, I thought you explained it pretty clear. And I picked up on it. And then, sure, was it the most clear in the first 30 seconds of the explanation? Maybe not. But that's preceded by the rest of the conversation. So it's like people still had to go through that entire conversation

and still come out not understanding it, which I think is odd. I didn't interpret Eric not understanding what I was saying by like the information, but just that his brain does not work at all in that way. And it can process the why as opposed to. Yeah, it's like the feeling just like understimating. Yeah. Understood what I was saying, but just doesn't at all feel that way. So it's 100 percent. A lot of people did understand and did relate to it in the comments.

But once again, it's I don't know if the regulation listeners are an accurate pool of the human race. They're saying 30% is blah, blah, blah, blah. You know what I mean? It's basically a bunch of us. And I wouldn't I wouldn't put the five of us on a survey for anything and expect accurate results. That's yeah. And I wouldn't I wouldn't put the five of us on a survey for anything and expect accurate results That's yeah, actually what I was against what you were saying until you framed it like that and now I'm completely on board

Oh, no, I'm put yeah, I'm putting us firmly in the same pool of people Obviously, yeah, I understood that but I meant like the concept of me taking a survey and somebody then interpreting that to have value to them a Terrible idea. Yeah, that is not yeah. I've also well, I was saying to you over text. I've I've taken maybe two naps. I Want to I want to create like the perfect nap recipe is what I want to do and float about you I think I could get you into a good nap position See we're back on the whole let me tuck you in sort of situation. You having none of it for when I was doing it to you.

But now you want to create it. If not, then I accept it now. I'm in. You're in. Let's help each other sleep. I'll help you sleep at night. You help me sleep in two p.m. I would take it back even further. I would say that the best way to help Gavin sleep, take a nap, is to get him tuckered out.

So I say this goes back to him cutting the lawn while being followed with the mister so that we wear the little guy out so that when it's time to take a nap, he's more susceptible to sleep. And then you guys go into your... Yeah, I think this is a multi-tiered thing. So what would, what kind of stuff would you put into my, I don't, what? The recipe?

What would the recipe, what would the ingredients be? Yeah, what are the ingredients? For my nap recipe. Well, I have to like really cater it to you. I can say for me, a new thing I've put into the mix. Have you guys heard of Katie and Orby? No. Yes. Katie.

Eric would like the, sounded like I can't. I mean, that just that was a weird thing where it's just like, I haven't heard those two words together in well over a decade. Katie and Orby is an animated kid show, I think probably intended for preschoolers that I would get on TV as a kid and say, this is not. No, I'm not watching this because it was just still images with narration. And it was it's incredibly dull.

But I have found it to be a fantastic sleep tool recently. It is on YouTube. Every episode of it, it's narrated by Leslie Nielsen. And he does an amazing job with his narration. Was it to send kids to sleep or was it to know? It's like it's supposed to be life lessons for kids of like learning about saving money was an episode I fell asleep to last night. I don't know how you can fall asleep to that and also say less than you.

So did a good job. Well, because it's a very calming It's like i'm just cozy But the the premise of like being read a bed night story And then falling asleep a bed night story a sleep time tale bedtime bed night A nap time narrative

As some may say. Can you- Mother, may you read me a sleep time tale? I'm ready for my bed night story, mumsy. Bed time, bed time story, bed night tale. I'm a treasure cove of- what was it? Trove? What was the- Treasure cove.

They both work. They both work. They're both accurate. I wonder if then because a still image with narration It potentially is just like an advanced PowerPoint. I wonder if I could make yes the ultimate nap PowerPoint I don't think that and I say this with Respect, I don't think you have the the the level of skill Leslie Nielsen has at this narration game That man is fake laughing in the most genuinely warm way I've ever heard and it is like a hug It is a hug for my Gavin. Can you fake warm laugh real fast?

I mean, I'm excited to I was on the spot. That was on the spot. That was on the spot. Yeah, that's true. That was version one. Yeah. Well, listen, he Gavin's very talented. I believe in you, buddy. Absolutely incredibly talented, undeniably. I just don't know if your talent falls here. I don't know. All right. He said PowerPoint and I started to want to fall asleep.

I think you have something there. Well, that's what the show was intended to be a visual thing, but it is so non-animated that it just plays entirely because none of the characters talk. It's just Leslie Nielsen providing all of the voices. Gavin, can you actually make that sleep PowerPoint and then can we release it

as like a Patreon exclusive or something? Yeah. Should I just try and- Or just like, just I'll leave it to the public, but just as like a sleep, official regulation sleep aid. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll just have to pick a really boring topic. How about like taking a nap? That's the topic.

Explain the benefits of taking a nap. Why you should be, why you should be drifting into rim sleep right now. I'm going to work on this. All the psychological and health benefits. And that's I can't wait to hear your product. There are a few recipe things that I'm excited about. I want to try to make a recipe, an ingredient list of a great cup of hot chocolate for you, because you hate hot chocolate. And I think that's insane

Yeah, I was saying I mean Jeff you you hate it on it. You like black coffee. That's I'm not I can't get you It's just not for you. I don't think what I think I can get Gavin. Well, I like hot coke. I like hot chocolate That's a totally different product. Oh, you like hot chocolate. Yeah, of course Everybody likes hot chocolate like winter and camping. Of course. I like hot chocolate? Yeah, of course. I'm not an asshole. Everybody likes hot chocolate, but like winter and camping. Of course I like hot chocolate. I brought up yesterday that I want to get into hot chocolate the same way Eric is into coffee, because they're the same thing. Essentially, I remember you shit talk.

Yeah, you were shit on it. Yeah, you did. No, I did. I feel I feel like we all dumped on it. And Andrew took that as people not liking hot chocolate when it's really just insane to drink that much hot chocolate. Now, I don't remember shitting on it at all. I'd like to go back and check those tapes because I don't think I definitely did. If maybe I was piling on for comedy's sake, but I got no issue with hot chocolate.

And I said I didn't lead the charge. I remember Gavin being the one that was the most surprised and anti hot chocolate. My argument is I don't see the point. It's not caffeinated, so there's no reason to you don't get energy from it. It's just a cup of hot sugar. I don't know when it just sounds so much better on paper than it is to actually drink. Oh, it's delicious. First of all, that's the point.

Enjoyment, you sadist. My second point is, Eric, I didn't even consider it from that perspective. I didn't think of it as a thing. You drink multiple cups of a day necessarily. As someone who doesn't drink coffee, I don't think of it that way. I was thinking more in line with like there are different types of chocolate and like milk and heating and like

the the science behind making the cup. I feel like could be very similar between the two. You know what? You're right. I did shit on you. I shit on you with the idea of replacing coffee with hot chocolate because of the multiple times a day thing. I apologize. I do like hot chocolate. And I think I think what you're describing here makes sense. I think what you're saying, Eric, totally is justified. I just didn't even interpret like the cup to cup ratio.

Yeah, I just think I think drinking two cups of hot chocolate a day. Well, fucking listen, morning and night. I can be sold no more than to wake up, kind of get get your morning going. You're letting the dog out. You're making it happen. You make a hot cup of hot chocolate and sit down and catch up on your morning. That's insane. That's crazy.

That sounds like a great start to the day. Yeah, I think a lot of the hatred came, it was framed around Eric having a second cup of afternoon coffee. I think it was why we were talking about it. No, that was never, I feel, felt brought up at the time. Cause I just am now processing. Oh, I think was why we were talking about it. No, that was never, I feel, felt brought up at the time, because I just am now processing. Oh, I could see why.

I thought it was just, you guys thought it was ridiculous because it was hot chocolate. And I think that was led by Jeff saying that like hot chocolate is for kids or something. That was your pile on. I don't remember your exact wording. It is for kids. Yeah.

Everything you're saying, we're agreeing with. You're like, well, I don't think it's like that We're going no, it's like that and you're like, well, it's like this other thing and we're going yeah, it's like that, too It's still yummy, but it is for kids. I'm gonna get you a great nap Gavin and a great cup of hot chocolate I'm gonna figure it out. You're gonna love it My hot chocolate could be a part of the nap if it's got milk in it It could help you get asleep. It could. It's a good point. How are you gonna do this though?

You just gonna give me a list? Cause I assume I'm gonna actually have to do this. Yeah, you're gonna have to make it, but I'm gonna come up with the recipe. I'm already thinking about dark chocolate percentages. You're a dark chocolate, you're probably eighties, I'd say. Do you trust Gavin to make it and make it faithfully? I do.

Yeah, absolutely. So you could, we could have like Nick or an independent arbiter do it. Oh, this is a good point. I'm not opposed to that either. I mean, I think that's a really strong point, but I think of all of us, I trust Gavin the most to be the most scientific and do it the right way.

Yeah, he's a man of science. Yeah, the rest of us. I wouldn't want to do it. Jeff would fuck it up intentionally. Nick might fuck it up accidentally. That's how it feels. I have more faith in Nick than, but I agree with you on the me and you point. Nick just wouldn't be in his kitchen because he'd be in a box with a stick next to him.

He was supposed to be making it. Someone put a hamburger under a box and he's trapped. He'd keep getting caught in all of Gavin's kitchen traps. under a box and he's trapped. He'd keep getting caught in all of Gavin's kitchen traps. Yeah. You're about to celebrate the Celtics winning a championship. Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. I don't know if you can say that. It would require a historic event that is unprecedented for them.

Has a team ever come back from three nothing? Well, let's not let's not let's not precedent something into existence here. It's not going to happen. It's into existence here. It's not going to happen. It's literally never. It's a lock. I mean, it would be insane if it didn't. You're about to celebrate. But I I wanted to just give a warning to people that were in my position this postseason of having a team that hasn't been in the playoffs for a long time.

Like the last time connects were in a meaningful playoff position was prior to like tick tock and that, or at least for me it was. And it I I fucked up where I love when watching a playoff series, hate watching and winning and then seeing the other teams like subreddit and like content from it just being sad about the loss fuels me during these events. It is backfired massively on Tick Tock because my algorithm now thinks I'm an oilers fan and I'm continuing to get oilers content

and updates and it is haunting me. They are in the finals now. They're playing for the Stanley Cup. Cucks were eliminated, eliminated by them two rounds ago. And I cannot stop getting these fucking Oilers fans in my feed just talking about the game. I hate it. So be careful. They're not winning.

No, they're getting swept. So it's it's kind of working. But when they were doing good in the Dallas series, I was hating it. You're right. It has kind of come back around, but it has only further put me in the Oilers algorithm. And it's just not a thing I considered. When the Canucks were winning, I was like, this is great. And now once they eliminated them, having to constantly see oil or stuff on TikTok was not fun.

So I just wanted to give a warning for those in a similar position. Got to be careful of things like TikTok and the algorithm. Maybe stick to Reddit. Why are you heating this warning, Gavin, for the euros? Well, I've never used TikTok. It's coming home. Should we should we start getting together to watch England games? Yeah, let's do it.

Can we can we like can we do it over Twitch or something? Or should we just do it as friends? Like is this a friend is this a friend hang out friends thing or a work thing? Well? I'm sure you can't rebroadcast a Football game can you yeah? I mean yeah, we definitely should not do that I just commentate while we watch it and then people could be watching as well Okay, Kevin you just hold a controller in the corner. It's all good. We've seen this done You just hold a controller in the corner. It's all good. We've seen this done Like y'all did with the summer game. Well. Yeah, whatever. I just I would like to do it either way I think that'd be fun. If we can make it content. I'm up for it. How many games?

Are they playing when do they play I? Think they spend Sunday Sunday's the first game what time Sunday? It's at 2pm. I can't do central time. I can't make that one. Are you napping? Yeah, I got a book. I got a book club, a walk, and yeah. There's a Thursday morning one is the next one on the 20th.

So maybe we can make something happen there. Can you make that, Andrew? Yeah, I'm in for that. What time? I have a doctor's call for that day. 11 a.m. Central time. Oh, I can make that. Let's do it.

I was thinking about magazines. You know how a lot of really established, well-known magazines, they have such brand confidence that they just cover up the name of the magazine? What if we started a magazine, but preload all the confidence in so that no one actually ever knows the name of our magazine. It would take maybe like 28 editions for you to finally figure out what the hell the magazine is called. That's a funny idea. Maybe instead of like a full full magazine this could be a great way to bring the zines back into the fold

Yeah, oh interest don't know the name of our zine That's I love it. I think it's a great idea Do you think we can get Rihanna for the cover? Oh, I hope so legally No Legally well like you knowally. Well, like, you know, like, I see. We could put Rihanna on a cover of Zine, whether she gave consent to that or not, is another question. As far as the audience is listening to this, the reason we're

talking about Rihanna is because Gavin posted an image of Vogue magazine with Rihanna. With Rihanna on the. Yes. Great. But there's listening. listening, we put the stuff that we react to visually in the YouTube version. And also on the Instagram. Although, I feel like Instagram done by Jeff, YouTube done by Nick, not always completely in sync. Not always matched up.

Oh, not at all, yeah. We're totally different people. Need a little bit of communication between those two branches of the regulation company. I think it's more fun this way because you get like two different versions. It's like how Taylor Swift has 34 versions of her new album. Different interpretations of an episode of a podcast. Yeah, you gotta check it out because like what did you miss?

You gotta watch the YouTube video. Now you listened and you looked at the Instagram, but now you gotta go watch the YouTube video all the way through to see what's different You know what I mean? And then check out also check us out on Twitter where the worse four of the pictures get posted because that's the limit on I'm enjoying the Gameplay as well that is being inserted now to our videos that Jeff and Gavin have filmed so far It's been so much fun a lot of fun to watch

Like surprisingly fun to watch none of mine have come out yet. I've been going for like Apple TV style screen savers where I'm flying over a city, but in a video game. But I do crash the helicopter GTA quite a lot. So I'm going to have to maybe edit around that. I've been trying to do as little work as possible. Everything's a single take for me. So whatever happens makes it in.

Can you maybe do I don't know if either of you have any experience with Microsoft flight simulator, maybe a video flying somewhere to Deputy Indiana. Be pretty good. That's a great. You should do that. Yeah, you should. I've never I could try it. I've never played flights in. But I don't know either. That's a great idea, Andrew.

Fallout today would work. We were looking at that. It's pretty cool. Hey, do you remember a couple of weeks? Well, I guess it was last year we went to Key West together and we took the ghost tour on the little bus. Yeah. And Aeros got cursed.

Yeah, it goes to the ghost and gravestones or whatever the fuck it's called. Well, when we were in Boston last weekend, that company has a tour up there as well. So we decided to take their ghost tour and it's the exact same, like the exact same fucking thing, except, you know, different ghosts. And by the way, Key West one was better. No, no, no, no shade to the one in Boston. But something happened on that ghost tour that I have never experienced in my life, I don't think.

And I can't believe and I don't and I and I'll never understand. We weren't able to get to the bottom of it, and I'll never be able to get to the bottom of it. And it just I keep it's been itching at the back of my head. You know how they're like, stay with the tour at all times. Don't get lost. Mm hmm. We had a grown woman. Forties or fifties on the on the tour with her husband.

Who we were just in the middle of walking through the on the Freedom Trail at some point or whatever it's called. And that tour guide stops and he's giving us a lecture about a building and she walks up to him and she just whispers into his ear mid sentence like He's like mid sentence and she walks up doesn't wait for him to stop talking and just starts talking with his ear And he looks he's like shocked and he listens to her for a second He goes, I don't know what and then she just turns out and leaves What and then that and the husband's like honey and the ladies just gone

She like crosses the street and is gone and the husband husband just is like, I know I can explain this. I don't think she did. I got this. OK. She knew a blind side was coming. So she whispered into her his ear about maybe changing the vote. And he was not feeling it. So then she used her leave tribal early advantage and she got out of there. That's what happened. It's possible because what then happened is the husband's like, uh, uh, and he goes and asks the guy and the guy's like, I don't know what she said to me. And he's like, and he starts looking for her. And then the tour continues for 45 minutes or so. And then

eventually, or maybe a half hour, because we had to go to like a graveyard and stuff. And then we come back out and we get on the bus and then they go, I can't believe we're saying this. This never happened in the 12 years we've done a tour, but we can't find this woman and we can't leave until we do. So we all had to sit on the bus for another 20, 30 minutes while they found the lady. Like with walkie talkies, they hunted her down. And then she just got back on the bus and

goes, sorry everybody, let's get back on the tour. And then we just took off. What was the husband doing this whole time? He was on the bus for some of it. Yeah, like they just didn't know what happened to her. She left her purse, didn't have her phone with her or anything. And I have no idea. I don't think it was the bathroom. It didn't seem like that. But she was gone for like an hour and nobody knew where she was. And the bus was in the same spot the entire time. So she could have found, you know what I mean? Like she was off. She just like went rogue and they had employees tracking her down.

And the guy was literally he had broke character for a second. It was like, we don't know what to do. Like we have to find this woman. And then, yeah, it was the weirdest fucking thing. And then the lady came back on happy as could be. And like, she was a little drunk, maybe. But I think everybody in the tour was, you know, except for me. And so it's Boston.

I think it's like in the air alcohol. But but it was just the weirdest fucking thing. And I got no explanation. It wasn't addressed. I ended up missing a boat ride back to my hotel. So we ended up having to go a different way, which was kind of annoying. But like, yeah, it just never seen that happen. Somebody actually got lost on a tour.

And what happens is the tour shuts down until they find that person and everybody is stuck. What did the husband do when she came back? I don't know. They were up front. They were just like, he apologized. He couldn't work the courts. The guy immediately goes back into his steel stick about whatever. And yeah, then everybody they drew rocks. Anyway, that just popped into my head.

And I didn't even tell you guys that fucking weirdest thing should really draw rocks and more scenarios. I agree. It's so exciting. Like if there is an extra extra seat on a plane and a bunch of people are waiting like in reserve, they should have to solve that by drawing rocks. There should be more ways in which rocks are pulled to determine things. How do they determine that? Is it just whoever was first?

I assume it would be first. Yeah. Or if so, like I am like a membership or something. Yeah, I also think there should be more immunity idols in the world. And if you you should be able to find them and Fucking use them. I know you guys haven't watched this season of survivor, but goddamn This is the season and not a people not using immunity idols What do you think they're there for dumbass? Anyway, it would be awesome if you could find one like at the grocery store and be like I'm gonna play the podium

Nobody tried to play the podium this year, but I'm immune from paying for these groceries. I'm just gonna walk out now I'm going to try and play the podium. We tried to play the podium this year, but I'm like, I'm immune from paying for these groceries. I'm just going to walk out now. I'm immune from prosecution. I like that idea of like a city saying, listen, there's one idol somewhere within the city limits. Go find it. And then as soon as they find it, they have to rebury it out there somewhere. If there was such thing as an immunity bullet, would you have fired it yet? Oh, shit.

What an interesting question. No matter what happens with the bullet, no matter what the bullet hits, you're not responsible. It's a bullet gun, right? Like it's not like a like it's a literal bullet and gun. It's a bullet. Like metal. Well, yeah, it can be a trumpet, but it can be just be a regular

I don't think so no I think I'd still have it Because in tales from the borderlands you have one bullet that you could use and it's like oh, man You only got one do you want to use it here? And I kept saying no to the point where the characters eventually just found a box of bullets So I never even got to use the bullet I was saving so I think that would be me in real life in half-life 2 episode 1. I used it on a padlock would Would you Gavin have you would you have used your bullet already?

No, I don't think so I think I'd still have it in the in the old chamber God, I bet I would have used mine before I hit 20 How do you fucking hold on to that Jesus Christ the second I found out about it I'd go looking for something to do with it. I Feel Eric would also have used his I was thinking about it It feels like the knee jerk would be yeah, I would have used it But also I think I would be too jerk would be, yeah, I would have used it. But also I think I would be too afraid to lose it.

So I would still have it. But it would be a thing that's constantly on me and I would learn how to like do tricks with like, it would like roll it like around my knuckles and stuff. Keep on a necklace or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So at any point, like on the necklace, you know, someone does something, I kind of like lower my sunglasses and like point the bullet at him because then they know. I'm going to carve.

I'm going to engrave the word immunity onto a gold, a gold plated bullet and just wear it as a necklace, as a, as a talking piece. You're going to be on the news. If we were still working at Rooster Teeth, I would have just suggested in this moment that we should sell immunity bullets But now that we're not protected by Warner Brothers, I think it's a terrible idea But it wouldn't be funny if we were working for Rooster Teeth and we made Tony have to figure that out It'd be so cool If it was like a Wild West style duel and like one bullet in the chamber immunity bullet the second one

So I'm like pop by killing the guy and in the chamber immunity bullet, the second one. So I'm like, pa pa, killing the guy and then firing the immunity bullet to the sky. Oh, be awesome. I like. Wouldn't you want to kill the guy with the immunity bullet though? So you'd get in trouble. No, I don't know if I trust the integrity of the immunity bullet. I don't know if it's designed to kill. Is it a killable bullet? It's a bullet. I think I would want the guy to be definitely dead before I use the immunity bullet

So wait you'd be immune from shooting his the sky. What do you mean? No? I just want to kill a guy No, no no no no no no here. You're not getting this I think we have different understandings of how the protocol the immunity bullet works I was under the assumption you commit the thing and then you fire the bullet to clear yourself of what Why would that be? Why would that be the way that it works? What the fuck are you talking about? Why is it a bullet then?

Hot chocolate! Because it's fun to be like Yosemite Sam and fire a bullet into the air and be like uh-uh I'm immune The only thing you're immune from is what the bullet lands on be like Yosemite Sam and fire a bullet into the air and be like, uh, I'm immune. The only thing you're immune from is what the bullet lands on. Well, there are things I want to be immune for potentially that don't involve me shooting a thing. That's the limitation of this immunity bullet. That's why I asked. I specifically said this is literally a bullet being fired out of a gun, right?

Because I had the same thought. If you shoot a window, you don't have to pay for the replacement you're immune Well, that's I don't like the immunity bullet then because I want to like rob a bank No one gives a shit if you like it. We're saying how would you use it if you oh my god? It's like you're kicking the lamp into the ocean because you don't trust the genie Here's the deal Andrew doesn't Andrew doesn't want an immunity bullet. He wants an immunity idol Yeah, that was that was really locked in on how like an idol works. Hey, do you want to go to the corner store? Yeah, let's drive now. Can I wanted you to carry me? What are you talking about? These are not you're crazy

No, it feels insane to have the power of an immunity full-on immunity be locked in the requirements of a bullet. It's not the power of a minute. It's just a one. It's just a bullet that you don't. The is the bullet. No, but it's being legally recognized.

This is a legally recognized immunity. So it has power. It is something we've agreed on. It has the power of the powder in the case Adding the rifling of the barrel. That's the power Well, wait, that's a city issue. Did the city issue these? Who's making the community bullet? Eric's already displayed how it has power outside of that like he walks around with it on a necklace pointing into people scaring the shit

Yeah, exactly got the power of intimidation. Yes. All right. Wait, does my immunity bullet hold in a court of law? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. Well, there's that's my point is like we've authorized a value to this bullet. I think it's dumb that you have to fire it at the thing you're being immune for. This is what what kind of immunity would you be after? Let's say, I don't know, you steal a car.

I can't shoot the car than is the cool way to the window to get into it. Yeah, but I'm going to be tried. I'm not if I get caught stealing a car. My concern isn't the charge of damage on the vehicle. How about this? You can shoot the cop to get away. Don't worry about it. You're immune. No, that doesn't, that doesn't work. I like the idea that you're annoyed that you'll only ever get charged for entering, but not breaking. Yeah. Yeah. You were given like a genie wish and then you went, I don't like this genie wish.

And like it's so much cooler if it's like a flare, like you just committed a crime or did something or maybe, right. That's why he didn't say, here's your immunity flare. He said, here's a bullet you can fire out of a gun. Yeah, and no questions asked. Bullets. There's no. But saying that does not mean you have to fire the gun at the thing to make it immune. But if you wanted to put down Crystal Reeves horse with it.

Perfect. You're a new in the portal. Think of it this way, Andrew. You're immune from the consequences of firing the gun Do you want it to be an immunity gun with one shot? I don't I don't understand why you guys are over complicating this You can wow you commit the crime you commit the crime and then you say or Doesn't even have to be a crime. You're having a dinner, you burn all the steaks. You don't want to be responsible for it.

You fire the immunity bullet and everyone's like, oh, we can't be mad at him. No, that's an immunity idol. You're describing you're conflating two things. This is literally a bullet that fires and you're immune from the from the consequences of firing the bullet, the gun. You're you're on the hook for the burnt steaks you're only immune from the hole that you made in the ceiling okay well then give me an immunity grill then I'm happy give me some immunity greats and I'm good so Andrew would Andrew would turn down the immunity gun and bullet.

I'm never going to use this bullet. This bullet is bullshit. This is a dumb bullet. You don't have to use it. I was asked, why do I have this? Why am I designated a thing I'm never going to use? Because you can't if you want to. I have to get a gun. No, I need to get a gun.

Listen, we're not all in the fucking states. I have to file forms. I have to get approved. I can't just go to Wal-Mart. This is nobody said immunity was easy. But you made a bullet that you could fire that gives you instant immunity. Yeah, that's pretty easy. Gavin's done 99% of the work.

All you gotta do is fill out a form. I don't, I have to buy a gun. Gavin handled the magic of the whole thing. That's so much more complicated. Oh, oh, I, wait, no, no, wait. I bumped into your vehicle. Step away for a minute. I need to fire at it so I'm okay like

what is this doesn't cancel out something you've already done it okay the thing that's happening no I got it under Christ alive I got it I don't know what to do are all movies filmed in the third person no no no we're we have to end this episode this is over this is over. This is over. Save that. This is so fun. This is done. This is done. We have to save it for the next one. This is it. Okay. I never want to talk about this again. I absolutely agree with you Gavin. Use your immunity bullet. Oh man, I had a whole thing I wanted to talk about about ordering fast food at the airport to write it down. Yeah. What's the deal?

Wrap it up. Yeah. Think about this. You know how when you order something at the like that, let's say at like at the airport, like say the Burger King everybody loves. Have you ever noticed how many times you look at the receipt between when you buy the thing and then they give you the food? It's like your order six, nine, one. I bet I looked at that receipt three thousand times when I was at the Chicago airport the other day and I looked around and I realized everybody else does it, too. Why do we constantly have to check the receipt?

Is it because you haven't remembered your number enough and you keep looking at it? I guess so. But you like you would think three digits you would you would remember it instantly and you know it is. But I'm like six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one,

six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine, one, six, nine I like that. I like that. Because we're doing everything with bullets now. Let's just fire bullets everywhere. You use the bullet analogies all the time.

Yeah, but not in that way. You've always fired the bullet already. There's always nothing you can do about it. The missile's been sent. The clocks were fired. Alright, well thanks for listening. Patreon.com slash The Regulation Pod. Thank you so much for everyone subscribing there.

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