F**kface - This is What This Means // Deceptive Short or Sneaky Tall [11]

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about back to back recordings, tub sleeping continued, Andrew's tumble, spilled boba, Andrew's Movie Profession game, Bone Collector, Gavin shaving, mirror houses, 3d printed house, Andrew's presents, inverse lap, foot forearm, NBA backs, tall off, overcoming fears, vacuum seals, John Caviar, worst sounds, least favorite songs draft, and a lawn update. Sponsored by FÜM! Get a free gift with your Journey Pack tryfum.com/REGULATION. Also sponsored by Factor. Go to FACTORMEALS.com/regulation50 and use code regulation50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! Go to http://regulatreon.com/. Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Benefits vary by card, other conditions apply. Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always. Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, Eric Bedure in reverse order of importance. This is episode 11. Busy week so far, huh? Great week.

Fantastic week. We've done so much content. It's been a lot of fun. We did a sausage talk yesterday. We did some gameplays today. What a time. Did another podcast this week. It's a twofer.

That's true. Yeah. Spread them out. I'm still standing in the I'm in a one day camp guy. I'm a one day camp guy. I'm like a back to back. Well, why do you prefer that? I would talk about a little bit last time, the stress of the show of like two bad sleep nights instead of one bad.

Yeah, it's always the way to go. It's always interesting because I genuinely have an idea of how the podcast is gonna go to some degree when I sit down to record it But when we do a twofer the second one is always a mystery There's just you know, and it's always weird. It can be I uh Can I talk about something happen to me? I've had a lot happen to me that I haven't talked about since the last recording since well not since last I just have a lot of stuff I didn't even get to. Did let's have this be an Andrew episode.

I don't know if we need to fully dedicate it, but I my AC broke and we're having a heat wave. Oh, you got Eric. I got Eric. Oh, man. Oh, sucks. Yeah, it does suck. But I've just been living in the tub and I had this realization. I feel like I'm a polar bear and like a zoo exhibit.

What? Well, we don't have AC. I'm just living in that tub because I can sleep in the tub. So it's like my enclosure and I'm just sitting there. Everything has to come to me. I'm on display. I'm just living my life in a cold tub. And thankfully, we're going to get fixed very soon. So that'll be nice. I'm on display I'm just living my life in a cold tub and thankfully We're gonna get fixed very soon. So that would be nice

But are you worried that all that with all the time you spend sleeping in the tub that you'll eventually be tub shaped No, like a mole What do you mean? Eric are you saying that their heat wave is like 74 degrees why Jeff I am this is the past few days or vancouver Island British Columbia. It was it's been like 35 Celsius here. Oh, that's pretty high. It's like 90 past few days today. That's very different from the the

Forecast yeah, that's yeah, that's why I looked up, because it's a high of 74 and a low of 49. Yeah. The heat wave has passed. We're no longer in the heat wave. OK. Well, does that mean you're no longer? Does that mean you're no longer in the tub? Oh, I mean, I'm going to be in that tub. You know me. I live that tough life. I'm going to be hanging out in there.

It's bathtub race month. I'm going to be in the zone. I'm going to be pretending. But that has been a process. I just I've I realized when I was in there that like this is my home. I feel like I'm in an enclosure. This is where I'm living when it's hot. Can't deal with it. I hate the heat.

Living that tub life. Should we bury you in a tub when you die? I mean, a coffin is just a tub with a lid. I mean, they're essentially the same, but it just has a lid and a drain. Yeah, yeah, I guess you don't need to train in a car. How about this? Do you want to do you want to be buried in a coffin with all your favorite tub related activities like the shampoo bottle that goes up your ass and None of those are great box headset that you always have on you and you so you can talk while you're in the tub I don't need that you sent me some raycons. I don't need those now. Okay

Do you think you could actually hold the shampoo in your ass if you put it there? Yeah. Oh, yeah for sure Let's let's try it that well. No, we don't need to try that reminds me I sent you a bunch of texts this morning Gavin that I forgot that you never acknowledged You didn't even respond to this. Did you say something nice about him? No, I didn't I said that's why I thought would make him laugh Oh, no, I didn't reply because that sounds like you I don't want to hear anything else until you tell me on here Oh, I wasn't even gonna bring it up, but now. Yeah. Didn't cross my mind to talk about it. I was just like, Gavin will find this funny. I I got up to pee this morning at five thirty a.m.

And I don't know what's going on. I I'm not sure if it's a floor issue or if the feed issue. But I had to tumble today. I took a fall. There is no sushi container involved. I was at my desk today. I took a fall. There was no sushi container involved. I was at my desk chair. I stood up. I was holding my phone and then all of a sudden my legs went different directions. I just slid and I fell square on my ass.

And thankfully, with the protection, the cushion of my cheeks, it was like, you know, in a cartoon, when a character climbs up a glass building with the plungers, my cheeks. It was like, you know, in a cartoon, when a character climbs up a glass building with the plungers, Mike's like just locked onto the floor. And I was just, I was locked in. I was just in an absorbed, perfect statue position, just sitting. Now I'm just imagining Mission Impossible four or five. What was the one where he climbs the Burj Khalifa? Yeah, it's like walking up the side of the building with your ass cheeks.

Yeah, I could have. Did it make a sound like a squeaky grip sound? I think I think it did. I think it did like the noise. Like I think. It really gripped. It was shocking. But you're immediately who I text I know you like false

You said I think my feet get sweaty in bed and then in my on alert state I go sliding on the surface of the floor. It's either slippy floor or I got the slippy feet. Yeah, I'm unsure It's one of the two I've slipped before slippy feet. There's been a lot of falling in my life recently when When Henry was getting pretty old and he was having mobility issues, he would been a lot of falling in my life recently. When when Henry was getting pretty old and he was having mobility issues, he would slip a lot. So we had to buy this this grip tape that you would put on the bottom of his paws. And then it would help him for about like three weeks until it would come off and

we'd put more on. And I did that for him for about the last year. He was alive to make it easier to walk. Maybe they make Andrew sized grippy feet tape that we could put on the bottom of your feet I like that idea. What size feet are we talking? Yeah, what's I? I were between a ten and a half and eleven depending on the brand. Okay, so your giant head doesn't equal giant feet Not small feet. I'd say decent size feet. All right, ten and a half so decent size foot Yeah, I'd say it's a regulation foot size. I'm okay with it as a ten and a half so decent size foot Yeah, I'd say I'm not I'd say it's a regulation foot size I'm okay with it as a ten and a half myself good about it

And the fact that there is never a ten and a half in stock ever anywhere. It's an annoying problem Never have ten and a half's no um I had something else Fall in my life. I had you ever um fall in my life, I had you ever. You ever just have comedy land perfectly in your lap? Like you're not even trying. Yeah, it's names a Andrew. Yeah. I had that happen to me recently where I ordered.

I ordered Boba. I got myself some Boba and some treats. I wanted to treat myself and let me. I got to save this image. It it had an unfortunate end. It it I went to grab it from the guy and it popped out of the container. It was held in and it crashed and it exploded everywhere.

And it was very disappointing because it was the main thing that I wanted was this. I got you were like taking it off the man. What? What? What? What happened? Jeff, did you say you were taking it from a guy going on? What is happening?

And I was taking it from the guy. Yeah, he was holding it But what did I what did I ask you that didn't sound like that? I? Don't know what you said because I was trying to get this photo, and I heard it just seemed like a weird combination of words Did you I heard like Did I take it off the man? Yeah, is that what you? Yeah, well, I went to... What do you mean by that? What do you think that means? This is a mess.

I would never use those. This is more of a mess than your spilled boba. No, no, no, no, no. What the fuck is happening? I don't know who's to blame, is it me? There's so many spilled words. We're covered in all of these spilled words I would just never say take it off the man Do you- are you asking me If I- if I Spilled it on the guy

Or if I fully made the exchange and then Dropped it, is that what's being asked? Ooooo There are multiple things I- I took Some of the things off the man and other things fell off between both of us. I don't think Gavin knows what he's asking. I think he's asking and he's lost now.

No, God, for God's sake. I mean I was just wondering whether he'd just been delivered, he's picking it up off the ground or if he's physically taking it off of the man who delivered it. Yeah, I was just wondering whether he had just been delivered. He's picking it up off the ground or if he's physically taking it off of the man who delivered it. Yeah, I was physically taking it. It was an exchange. It was a physical. Yeah.

And then it well, while passing the gate, the problem is it had to edit this a little bit. So, uh, it didn't just know that when I post this, when they deliver an order, they take a photo of confirmation that when I post this. When they deliver an order, they take a photo of confirmation that it has been complete. And I was so upset that the that the Boba exploded. And then I got upstairs and I looked at my photo of confirmation. And it is maybe the funniest image I've ever seen.

It says, enjoy your order. And then you can just see the exploded drink in the center of the shot. And I edited out. It said the name of the restaurant and the driver worked their magic for you. Take a minute to rate tip and say thanks. And it's just my drink exploded. It's the greatest rate your order everything about it is so funny if you can't find your order click the phone Oh, I found my order well good thumbnail that fucking image is almost as funny as watching you two try to communicate this

Can we can we revisit that then who who messed that up you both? You both are at fault. You both are at fault. I don't know. I felt I explained that I took it from the guy and then he said, well, did you take it off him? And I didn't know that's where you lost me. I felt I was clear in the exchange and then I felt like we circled back in a way that you must have.

Yeah, I was just trying to clarify what I heard. And when Andrew pushed back on yeah, I was just trying to clarify why I heard and when Andrew Pushed back on you it was over Broke you I don't think you were ready for that So so what do they take a picture of if if they hand it to the person and they don't spill it all over the floor They'll just take a photo of either the person holding the order. I guess or whatever. I don't spill it all over the floor. They'll just take a photo of either the person holding the order, I guess, or whatever. I typically don't answer it. Have you ever had a picture of you sent to you?

No, I've never had one sent to me. I've had recently a little bit of a low stakes mystery. Ordered Little Caesar's got double crazy bread. Then I went to get it and there was only one. And the driver was still like I waved to the driver as he was Leaving and then I looked at the photo two bags. I ordered two bags I only received one the photo had two I think the driver stole one of the bags Easily oh definitely

Insane it is an insane move to take the photo and then steal the bag, but you didn't confront him well he It is an insane move to take the photo and then steal the bag, but you didn't confront him Well, he I we waved as he was getting in his car And then I looked at the I was like, oh, there's only one bag And then I looked at the photo and there were two in the photo and I went wait a second. What happened? There was not enough time for somebody to randomly steal one bag of crazy bread Did he have crazy bread in his mouth when he was driving off? I didn't notice it. I was not expecting it. It was going to look for the subtle clues.

Yeah, I like that you were waving thanks and he was waving by Schmuck. Yeah. He's like, thanks for the tip. I wrote the name down. I'm going to I'm going to keep tracking this person a little bit. I'm going to see. I thought about ordering from Little Caesar's again as a trap to see if it's the same guy and if it gets wiped again. But I think there's no way he'd be bold enough to do it two times in a row.

So it's got to be. I agree. Like I think some time has to pass and I need to do it again. I want to test. I wish I could somehow like have a specific driver take the order. That's that's been where I'm at in my life. Also made us a game. Oh, we don't have to play the game right now. We teased the last episode, a little bit of a movie game.

Oh, I think we should. I'd hate to be a tease. I have a few of these. We'll do one maybe and see how it goes. I was watching a movie. I thought this guy plays this role role like this profession a lot. And it made me think about the professions of characters and movies. And so what I've done is I've taken an actor and I, you know,

last great year was 98. So I started in 98 and I wrote every profession that they played from that time to the most recent role that they've had and I was gonna see if you guys could figure out who it is. I'm like whoever is fastest wins I think that's a great great idea for a game. So I can start this is this is 98 We're starting do we get a guess in turn or anything or do we just blurt it out when we figure it out? Why don't you want to just blurt it out? if you're wrong you're out of the game, okay? Okay, okay, okay, and I'll just start reading down the list of their these are the professions. They played soldier

mob enforcer retired Detective Bodyguard Card-sharp Game developer what I guess like a someone who's good at cards Bodyguard. Card sharp. Game developer. What? I guess like someone who's good at cards, I learned as a card sharp.

I had to look into it myself. Game developer. Boxer. Boat captain. Actor. CIA operative. Unemployed. Tom Hanks? No, Eric's out.

Not Tom Hanks. Hitman, CIA operative, structural security expert. Ben Affleck. Jeff's out. It's not Ben Affleck. Boxer, CIA operative again news editor boxing coach bodyguard Space pirate

Sylvester Stallone Nick got it. He got it off the space pirate damn. That's good. What is space pirate? Guardians of the Galaxy Right He was not the actor. I have I have more of these. We want to do another. Yeah. Yeah. This is awesome.

Here, let me post just the full job list of 98 to most recent. OK. Next one. Garbage King. He. King. Actor. Back backpacker. Now, this is one where I couldn't. This movie wasn't super accessible, so I didn't know if they had a job or not. So I just listed the role they played.

Teenager gangster con man, aerospace engineer, police officer, smuggler, CIA agent, salesman, US marshal, thief, law enforcement administrator, plantation owner, entrepreneur. Leonardo DiCaprio? There you go! Yeah, that was Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, plantation owner. Yeah, Plantation of Heaven.

That's the real one. The one that really threw me was Teenager. But, I got there. It was a movie called Don's Plums or something that him and Tobey Maguire are in and actively have prevented releasing in North America.

Oh, I heard about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they didn't agree. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why? I think they they didn't agree to be in a full movie. I think they agreed to be in a short and then it turned out terrible. And they're like, we just don't want people to see this. So it had a very limited release overseas and has been blocked. What's his job in Titanic? I don't know. That was prior to 98. I got one more. That was prior to 98. Rifter. I got one more.

Drawers. Yeah, artist. And this is the one. You can open them. It's the one that inspired it all. Last one. Detective. Inmate. FBI. Detective. Boxer. Football coach. FBI, detective, boxer, football coach, police officer. Denzel Washington?

Yeah, it's Denzel Washington. Yeah, it's Denzel. He is a cop in so many fucking movies. I hadn't thought about, I was watching The Bone Collector and I had the realization of he really likes being a cop. He's been a cop so many different times. He's good. I would love to hear this list for Ed Harris. I was going to do Matt Damon. Matt Damon's in a lot of movies.

It is it would be a really long list. He works a lot. It's a fun game, though. I'd love to play it again. And it's anybody anybody can prepare an angle for it, you know. I think it's just funny to think about because it's something I don't really consider when I watch movies is how are they paying their mortgage? How are they paying their rent? Like what? Yeah, like like the character they're playing.

Yeah, like the character has bills to pay and it's the bill paying part of their life is never central to the story. But they're paying a cable bill at some point during this. Yeah. I think what you're describing is everything that I hate about movies now that is like, we have to do like these intense character studies of people that are like, I'm only going to spend like 90 minutes with, and then it's like, yeah,

and here's how they pay their cell phone bill instead of speed, which is bust must continue going fast. Keanu Reeves is going to stop it. That's it. I don't know why he's doing what he's doing, but brother, he's doing it. And I love that. We need to get back to that. I think there's a middle. I wonder who the highest paid actor is. If you just combined all of their jobs in that. Wow. That's interesting. That's really good. I feel like someone's probably played a bill. Like Guy Pearce is probably surprisingly up there because he plays the head of Waylon, you Tony and Prometheus. That's an interesting question, though. It'd be funny to know who has the most and who has the highest amount of work

to the least amount of money earned for the characters they played. I bet it would be Paul Giamatti or somebody like that. Any any actor who spends most of their roles in a suit, you know? I watched The Bone Collector, which was what what started this, as I said. I have beef with that movie. Is it have you guys all seen The Bone Collector? When it came out. Who's in that movie? Is it? Have you guys all seen The Bone Collector? When it came out. Who's in that movie?

It's who's in that. It's Queen Latifah is in it. Angelina Jolie is in it. Merle from The Walking Dead. What's his name? I'm blanking it right now. He's in Guardians of the Galaxy as well. He's Norman Reedus's guy.

Michael Ironside. Oh, no, no, it's Michael Rooker. Michael Rooker. Michael Rooker. The guy who ate the the guy who ate the the dip theory of chocolate covered pretzels and malrats. Yeah, and Yondu in Guardians of the Galaxy, you know Yondu. Yondu, everyone's favorite.

He's in that as like a small cop character, and it's a murder mystery serial killer film, and there's scenes in it where you see the killer wearing like a mask, but you can see his eyes and like his mouth. And I went, oh, that's that's just Michael Rooker. Like, I know what Michael Rooker looks like. This is Michael Rooker. I know that's OK. Whatever. Like, that's that's a choice. I get that's OK. Whatever. Like that's that's a choice.

I get he's kind of an obscure actor like he's a character actor. But I know it's Michael Rooker. And they keep leaning into that a little bit. And I thought this is weird that they're teasing this because typically you wouldn't tease something like that. And then they do a dumb reveal where it's not him and it's some other random character. And I was like, huh, I could have swore.

I feel like I know what Michael Rooker looks like, and that definitely looks like Michael Rooker. So I looked into it and the director had Michael Rooker where the killer, like he filmed those scenes in an attempt to try to throw the audience off. And I think that's such a bullshit. I think that's so lame. I did the detective work. I figured it out. I recognized the guy and it wasn't the guy.

I was so mad. Maybe that works better when he's a lesser known actor. But I feel like I think the level of known Andrew has every reason to be annoyed. I think that's that is such bullshit. That is complete cheating. Like false advertising. Yeah, it's just he changed it and they did it in a way that was like we obviously were fucking with you. Where it's like he's going to go kill Denzel Washington and then it cuts to him getting out of his car outside of Denzel Washington's house. And then they reveal the killer and he's just dead in the hallway.

It's killed on the way. I'm like that, no, no. I hate movies like that, suspenses and mysteries, where they present you with a mystery and then they don't allow you to solve it or give you any path to solving it yourself. And then you just find out later what happened and you go, oh, okay, I guess that's why it works.

The Ocean's Eleven movies are all like that, especially the later ones, where they just like, they're just like, oh yeah, here's how we did it, and you just had no, you got to, you did not get to be a part of it. Lord of the Rings even kind of did it when, I think when Gandalf comes back as Gandalf the White, they like blend his face with Christopher Lee. Oh really? So you don't, you kind of don't know which character it is. That's interesting, I didn't know that. I just think it's so lame.

Yeah, I hate it. Like it's the whole fun of those movies is guessing. And then, as you said, Jeff, the real killer gets introduced and there's zero reason you would ever outside of like knowing the genre. You would never consider them a suspect. And their reason for doing it is never discussed in the film at all. It's not brought up until he's like, hey, I'm this guy and this is why I'm doing it. And the movie isn't about any of that stuff.

It sucks. So talk shit film. Yeah. Dental is great in it. I bet he's always great. He's awesome. All the acting in it is pretty good. It's just the plot.

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And it's all about this guy who his son has a heart issue. And so he takes the hospital over and has hostages to try to get the payments covered after he's tried every legal way and is completely getting fucked by the system. And it's sort of like an anti-establishment health care in the US is awful movie. And it's like it's not the deepest film, but Denzel does an amazing job in it. And there's some good acting and it's fun.

It's just a good summer movie. And then I looked it up and it had like a 20 on Rotten Tomatoes from the critics. I was like, really? That is shocked. I remember that movie not doing well at all when it came. People hate that movie. And then I looked into it. And it's so fascinating that it got, I think, so largely hated

because it came out three months after 9-11. And a lot of the discourse around it was like, we should not be making a terrorist story, a hero. Yeah. And it's just like, so it is very kind of anti-Americica in some ways Especially in regards to like how the health care system works and that is not what people wanted three months after 9-eleven So I feel like if it came out prior to it probably would have reviewed and done way better than it was But I would highly recommend it. It's weird how history can be it's so often Not kind to film or media, but it's interesting how it can be on it's so often not kind to film or media, but it's interesting how it can be on occasion kind.

Like I, another kind of movie like that, that wasn't for any 9-11 style or reasons, but that came out and was widely panned was Bowfinger. I don't know if you ever saw that movie when it came out, Eddie Murphy and Heather Graham and Steve Martin, I think. And it was seen as like a huge misstep in Eddie Murphy's career and that he had stumbled and It did terribly and was panned and so I never saw it and I watched it like a year ago totally fine

Totally fine totally fine movie. I wish I'd seen it in theater wasn't great, but wasn't bad at all in any way I feel like Eddie Murphy might have like six of those and Maybe some of them will just always be bad. But like I feel like Pluto Nash I never saw was one of those never saw. I never saw Daddy Daycare. Daddy Daycare was good, but I was I was the age for Daddy Daycare. So I don't know if that movie is actually good. Yeah, that's the right audience.

Yeah, that's interesting. I feel like and I don't know what his good movies are in a weird way like Shrek, I guess. Like what were Christ Eddie Murphy's good movies? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me let me clarify. Let me clarify. Was Shrek. Let me clarify. He ebbs and flows, I feel like a lot in his career, because obviously, like when he was younger, so many classic films, like just an amazing comedic talent in so many ways. Well, I feel like, yeah, like Shrek and Pluto Nash and Norbit and all those

all of the movies, right. All the best ones. I just meant that I and I guess maybe the answer is is based on the fact that he is such like even with those Flops such a great talent and has such a back catalog of classic films name one like Coming to America, okay Raw dancing or you were just dancing around so much. Well, I guess I want to make a hot one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I really like the Golden Child. Oh, it's a great movie. That's also the world has largely forgotten about the Golden Child. But yes, definitely. Yeah, great movie. I just I meant like, you know, like Travolta sucked and then he had Pulp Fiction and then like, yeah, see clear. I'm saying like in the Shrek era of Eddie Murphy's career, I feel like he's so prevalent.

But outside of Shrek, which is a massive movie, I can't think of many other like that was his pulp fiction. I feel like. Well, he he did. He had a huge career as the most popular comedian on Earth and then a huge career as the best comedic actor on earth Throughout the 80s and then into the 90s and then he made a hard pivot in his career to be to make family content So his kids could watch him and stuff and that's why you saw a nutty professor daddy daycare Shrek Norbit all that stuff that was him, I'm not gonna be raunchy

Eddie Murphy anymore, I'm gonna be Eddie Murphy who's got a bunch of kids and wants to connect with my children and create content for them now. I'm gonna be Dr. Dolittle. And that's where, and he has tried to come back from that now, and you know, you can argue the success of it. I tried to watch Axel F the other night, and I had turned it off 15 minutes in.

I was gonna say, have you watched that? It's Beverly Hills Cop, like, two Ax you watched that it's Beverly Hills Cop like to Axel F. It's Beverly Hills Cop 4 technically. Oh my god. Is it a movie? Yeah, it's just coming out on Netflix Yeah, I'm sure it's fine I just didn't grab me in the first 15 minutes and you know I just have tough time with movies in general these days But it has like all like the old character like Judge Reinhold's in it and stuff. It's got the whole tackle.

Barry, it's a whole cast. Yeah. That's so Paul. Riser is in it. He plays. He's still his like chief. Yeah. Bronson Pinchot or whatever is he's in it also is Serge. He's yes, it's so bizarre.

But like, why did they make it? Why did they make this movie? I mean, the money must make it that far. Yes, it's so bizarre, but like, why did they make it? Why did they make this movie? I mean, the money must have been like insane. It just must have been insane. Also, just for posterity's sake, I think the best Eddie Murphy movie is probably Harlem Nights. Interesting. Oh, my God, it's a good movie, dude. Who's in it?

Uh, Eddie Murphy. Who's in it? Eddie Murphy. Oh, shit. He's also a Shrek. Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, Richard Pryor, Red Fox. It's like Danny Aiello is in it. Della Reese is in it. Jasmine Guy, she at the top at the height of her career.

She was in it. It's like an ensemble cast. Charlie Murphy's in it as one of his early. Oh, that's awesome. It reminds me of like the sting. It is. It's the same. It is the sting in Harlem. Yeah. Oh that sounds awesome I'll definitely check that out. I think it's the last time you get to see Richard Pryor at his like peak Yeah, in a film probably yeah Is that post like all of his Gene Wilder stuff? Yeah. Yeah, it's toward the tail end of his life Um I think the last thing he the very last thing he was in I think was lost highway Maybe he had a bit part in that but how and that's kind of like 89

That's awesome. I'm gonna. I'm gonna watch this. Let's go. It's good movie. Definitely have a time It was very very very dirty raunchy and like leaned into it and was like, that's what they were celebrating. That was at the it was like at the Eddie Murphy at his most like raw, raw era. Can I can I pivot a little bit? I have I actually have a question. Gavin, at the time of this recording, the episode where you reveal how you shave outside has been released. Have you seen the response to this?

How are you feeling? Any sort of like... What's the response? 100% positive. Everyone's on your side. It's definitely a lot of confusion about how Chris has this figured out and you don't and Why you're using a mirror on a shattered mirror on the ground that you're sort of like

Leaning over but yeah, but also Thomas of Seattle has proposed the beard trimmings box, which I found to be proposed the beard trimmings box, which I found to be, uh, I think, I think this is what you guys were trying to come up with and, uh, he really nailed it. So and that has to be displayed in public on a stick somewhere. I suppose so. Like you could probably put like the shaving stuff on like the other side and then you could put your beard trimmings to go in.

It makes a beard and then you know, it's full when there's a beard on the guy. Here's the thing about my dog shit little shaving set up. I maybe use it six times a year. It's not like I'm out there every morning doing it. I just let a beard, I let the beard get pretty lengthy and then I buzz it all off in like 90 seconds and then I just wait again. So we should get a smaller beard box, probably. We're going to need a smaller box.

What was the people's biggest problem? Was it that I'm crouched over it? I think it's partly that it's a broken mirror, partly that you're broken me, you're you're doing like Rise of the Planet of the Apes style hunching in front of the broken mirror and that it's just, it's outside to begin with, I think is like hard for people to wrap their heads around. But I think the broken mirror is like a huge part of it.

Like on the grand broken mirror. It was a complete mirror. I can't remember if the lawn guy broke it or if Hale broke it. Right. I don't think that anyone's like trying to figure out the specifics of the mirror. It's mostly that it is just occurring in this way and you have the means to not have it be this way yet continue to allow it.

When it broke, I don't think I lost any function whatsoever. Right. That's fair. So you were so you were Gollum style crouching in your backyard before the mirror broke. Yeah. And I do actually have to be quite fast when I when I buzz off the bed because squatting like that for longer than like three minutes, I need to shit. Andrew, do you see anything weird about what Gavin's saying here that maybe we could solve by not having this mirror on the ground?

I mean, we could raise the mirror. I think if you're you're opposed to replacing the mirror, maybe just hang the broken mirror. Maybe because it's in half, you could hang it in two different spots. Like maybe utilize the fact that it's broken. I really liked the idea of replacing one of the windows with a one way mirror though. Why aren't all of our windows mirrors? It's a great question. If all of the windows are on my house.

No, you would see outside you fool. It's a one-way mirror. You would see through it and everyone else would see themselves. I wouldn't want that. Why? I would uh, I would look at it and go, that's a fun house over there. I'm not dealing with that. That's too much. Are you talking about actual fun house? Like I could put in mirrors that like make your reflection go fat. Wow. But I don't, I like, I, I, I don't know.

I do want to trust it. I would find that to be very sketchy. It was, what are they hiding in there? What are they? It's like, but you don't think that when everyone's got their blinds down. And it would reflect the sun back. So it might help lower eating costs in your house. So if you were to walk by a house and this, they had just some mirrors on the outside. Potentially it could just look like this. See that's awesome. That's the house I want to live in. But it's also like one way mirrors so you can see out. Yeah. That's like a really wonka house.

I feel like that would focus the light in that would cause a lot of fires, I think. It's an attack house. Oh, oh wow. As a lawn guy Gavin, would you not want that? Oh see, fuck that. No, no it doesn't. That sucks. No it doesn't. You know what that sucks for? Birds. Yeah, oh yeah.

No, that probably, but that's probably better for birds because birds think they can fly through windows, right? Oh yeah, they can see themselves coming. Yeah, maybe they don't fly into other birds think they can fly through windows, right? Like maybe it's great. Yeah, maybe they don't fly into other birds so they would never hit the mirror. Might be the best thing. So for those just listening, it is a house that is entirely mirrored on one side. Yeah, it looks like it's out of control or Alan awake. I don't trust it. I don't want to really does.

Yeah, I don't want any part of it. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I think that's so cool. I'm finding some stuff now. Gavin, that can be your house. There's no HOA in the world that's going to allow that. It is. Having that like the reverse of solar power, like you're reflecting all of the sun is supposed to.

Dude, your neighbors would love you. They'd get way more light on their solar panels. You would make every sunrise so much brighter in your neighbor There like what what are we doing? If you could convince an entire cul-de-sac to do that, it would be the hottest point in the middle of the road ever This is how I want people to enter my home It's like a hall of mirrors thing Speaking of cool houses, I was riding my bike the other day and I found a hall of mirrors thing. Oh man speaking of speaking of cool houses I was riding my bike the other day and I found a one of those 3d printed houses in a neighborhood

I read like it was a concrete person. Yeah, it was so neat in person I gotta say I mean I didn't go in obviously because somebody lived there and that would be breaking and entering But from the outside it was actually quite cool looking I was surprised Yeah, look it looked a lot like that. Looked a lot like that. How long it would take you to 3D print like a small house, Gavin? Like a backyard, like a shed.

Could you do it piece by piece in your 3D printer? Yeah, it would take a lot of pieces. And I don't think any of the filament I have is waterproof You know what though a real house takes a lot of pieces, too It does it's a good point not if you 3d print it with concrete. That's just one big long piece. That's true. Yep. Yep but Let's start with printing your head first Andrew and then we can oh, I got your phone. I do Have you scanned your head figure out. No, I just got it I just was sending it did the soy oil leak all over everything. Yeah

I don't know where the soil is I was looking for it. You see it on the back of the box though, right? it says top yeah, there is a warning about soil oil on it and I Yeah, I don't know. Well, I'm happy I'm happy you got that box because we gave you the go XLR, which should help with your audio setup. We gave you all of your frost action figures back. So you finally got them into the garbage.

Didn't need to send this, but thank you. Oh, no worries. Well, they were yours. And I don't remember what else we put. I said them for the break show, but that's fine. They technically yours. You could have have thrown them you could have tossed them We could have left them at roosterteeth that would have been I think the solution Everyone wins. Do you know how long Jeff stood in line for those? Yeah? For the ones I sent him yeah to send them back to you. Oh, it's in a bat

Oh, yeah with the phone and the go He also he didn't just send me that sent me a nice little autograph photo of Gavin that was nice I don't know what the deal with that was that was just in the box I An empty container of smart pop popcorn also as well as to pad the photo so that nothing scratched it Didn't work very well for if that was the purpose, but I I appreciate the bag It worked up until it was out of my hands. If that person, by the way, is still around that, do you know what that photograph photo is from, Jeff?

No. Someone mailed that photo to me in the frame, asked me to sign it and send it back to them, and I signed it. And then our office got cleaned and I lost the piece of paper with the return address. So you see. And that was about. Andrew, you better get that photo to that person. That might have been nine years ago. So if for some reason you're still listening to the stuff that we make, let me know because

Andrew has your photo. I do. I'll only give it to you with a large collection of sauce and pancake mix. I'm holding it hostage until then. Have you tried to set up the go XLR yet? No, I didn't want to try to fuck with my setup. You don't want to you don't want to do it on filming day. Yeah, that's always a recipe for disaster. Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

So I avoided that. Um, is there anything else? The Raycons in the box, the Smart Pop in the box. I think that was it. I threw in like a sloppy Joe Bingo and some other shit that was just already. Yeah, that's what I should. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know what stuff you get or you got back in the old days.

Do you think that the underside of your arms, like elbow to armpit is like an inverse lap? Like elbow to armpit is like an inverse lap. Yes. Uh, less hair. I've got hairier. My lap is a lot hairier than that portion of my arms. But there's just no name for it. There's no like up lap.

I believe it's the fuck zone. That's what they call it. Why would they call it that? I don't know. I didn't for it. There's no like up lap. I believe it's the fuck zone. That's what they call it. Why would they call it that? I don't know. I didn't name it. It's the doctors. Official zone. I want to know if anyone uses it for what?

Yeah, it's good for swimming. It's good real estate when you're swimming like effective for that. So what we use now, you don't really lean user. Any of the things that you would use your lap for Like holding a laptop

Yeah, problem is gravity Gavin is the issue that you're having with this piece of area real estate You're talking about hang on you're talking about like your bicep? Like, or your tricep area? Like, your tricep area? Yeah. Like, the underneath? The underneath, yeah. Isn't that just for like leaning? Like, you're... No, you lean with your forearms, don't you? No.

How do you lean? Take a picture of you leaning. Use your forearms. I lean with my forearm or my shoulder. Yeah, I'm not using the under of the arm. Yeah, especially not using both. Like your lap is only a lap when both legs are in use for the purpose of the lap. I guess I'm using my elbows when I'm leaning. So, yeah, I guess so.

Hey, every. Yeah, that's a good question. Everybody pay attention to how you lean over the next couple of days. It's just fucking people up at work. They're like, I don't know how much. There's somebody sitting up going, I don't know. Oh, boy. What do I do with my hands? Someone's driving a car and like they're losing control. Like left becomes right.

It's just like crossing them up. I think, you know, Kevin, I think you're right. I think we can get rid of these. I don't think we need it. I think we just remove it. But there's no use for it. Yeah, I think we could just remove that whole section of bone.

Just go elbow to socket. And I don't think we'd be missing out on anything. I'm not sure you're right. To it be too wiggly. What do you mean it would be too wiggly? Don't you think? If there's no bone? No, no, no. You just, you take the

elbow bone and imagine that's what's in your shoulder socket. As opposed to all this additional I'm saying I don't think we need it. You're just removing it all together. The skin and the bicep and all the muscles we use. All of it. Yeah, we're getting rid of all that stuff. We're just going to use... Well, we've just turned us into t-rexes Yeah, basketball would suck. We're t-rexes with smaller teeth. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to reach above your own head

um How are you gonna put your luggage above you when you get on a plane? Why did you say um like that was in question you can't reach above your own head? and because I got a ten and a half foot and I bet you shat could you get a kick your luggage up Well, there's a whole thing where like your shoe size is the same as the distance from your wrist to your elbow Is that true? I think so wrist to elbow I

Think if you put your shoe it would perfectly line it like if you have a proper. That's pretty close I've never understood pretty close because wow because I maybe as a general rule But then how come every NBA player who is of the same height doesn't have the same wingspan or boxer for that matter That's because of the useless piece of bone. We're getting rid of I think that I think wingspan and everything I think that's the reason that you're in the NBA is like if you're 71 inches tall, but like you have like a 78 inch wingspan, like that's the thing that they want. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, of course.

But I'm just saying like that, that general rule of thumb can't always apply because that those extra inches got to come somewhere. Well, it could be fingers. It could be. I think it's I think it's the exception. I think it's the exception that proves the rule. Jeff probably probably is. Wonder how much this finger they should really do zone by zone. What a wingspan is like.

Is there a player that is all arm but no finger? Is there a player that is largely fingers, but like not a lot of hand? Do you think there's a longer back in the NBA than yours? Oh, yeah. That is the all back sport. Yeah. There's definitely you ever seen jokers back? That's a long back, dude.

I bet you I have a larger back than certain players in the NBA, though. Who's the shortest player in the NBA? I was about to say if Isaiah Thomas is still around, I'm fucking I'm crowned probably like Chris Paul, six, one, I think. And that's like I bet you I'm very competitive with Chris Paul's back. Interesting. You know, he's just down there in San Antonio. I mean, take a drive down there and see if I can measure him. Yeah, I mean, you probably could. It's not he's going to be fucking doing anything down there.

He's going to be providing leadership off the bench. Come on, give me the ball, give me the ball, give me the ball, give me the ball. Let me let me phrase it in this way. If I was at an NBA team dinner. I would not be the shortest at the table when sitting. Wow. That's it. I will order that there would be at least one player that I would appear to be taller than at the table. This would this effect would wear off immediately upon standing up from the table.

But at the table, I think I could I could tower over at least one. You think your back could compete with the backs of NBA players of any NBA? Yes, of at least one player on any NBA roster, I bet you my back is longer than. When you get up from a table, when you sit at a table, do you get taller or shorter? Oh, I get shorter. You would, if me sitting at a table, you would think that I was in the 99 percentile for height. But then I stand up and I'm very average. I'm maybe below average by a little bit.

Because it's all back. I'm deceptively short. Or sneaky tall. I think you're taller than me. I think we're about the same height. You guys should have a tall off someday. I I bet you if you and I standing were the same height, you and I sitting, I'm two inches taller than you.

Let's do this test. Who's the tallest one in the group? How tall are you? I think it's you. Five nine. Jeff. Oh, you guys are fucking tiny. Yeah, we're all compared to you.

Finally, I don't have to be the shortest anymore. I hated being around Gus and Bernie all the time. You are shrinking, though, I think. Oh, me? Yeah, I'm getting shorter. Everybody does over time. Yeah. No, the rest of us are getting taller. Yeah.

Not me. Oh fuck. I guess I got that wrong. I was thinking about the blood pressure cuff and Eric's fear of it. And I was thinking how if I was scared, well, thankfully I'm not scared. I wonder if that thing works around your neck. Like does it actually give a reading? Oh, I bet it does.

That'd be a great way to face your fears. No, it wouldn't. If you could live through that, you would never care about it being on your arm. I think I would. I don't think it's about it being specifically on his arm. I think that's the most accessible place for it to be I think it's the squeezing is the problem. I don't think it's an arm issue I think maybe take a step back and think about how we could reframe this in terms of you

overcoming your fear of wet bread Like if I if I was shoved into a giant wet loaf. Yeah, like there's probably nothing you're going to want to do to be OK. To do you're not going to want to do what it takes to be OK with wet bread. I'm certainly not going to do what it takes to be OK with snakes. I'd love to get over that fear. Well, let's immerse you in wet bread, then. Let's get you just a bunch.

Let's get a little pool, a bunch of bread. Start wrapping around your neck. We'll constrict it. And we'll. Yeah. Wait, I'm being choked while I'm in the bread with the wet bread. There's also snakes there. I don't know.

I got an idea for Eric for confronting his fear. What about why I'm not doing it? I don't. Oh my God. Go ahead. I'm on your. What about why I'm not doing it. I don't what oh my god Go ahead. It's well on your side. I'm trying to do I'm trying to How do you feel that no that no even like compression socks feel like it would be too much like I Okay, well never mind. Yeah compression socks. I think is the way to go What if I just squeezed your arm with my hands? That's I think what gave me the fear of it to begin with was like my mom doing it when I was a kid.

Like I think that's probably where that comes from. Dude, when a grown-up gets a hold of your arm, it's fucking worse. They just ping pong you around. Yeah, and they let go and you can still see their fingers on your skin. And somehow you're the asshole. But what if Gavin was whispering sweet somethings at you while holding it? on your skin and somehow you're the asshole. But what if Gavin was whispering sweet somethings at you while holding it? You can do that to you. I'm good. I don't need this.

Now, his sweet somethings to me are, do you want to get killed by me or do you want something else? The you either be shot or strangled, whatever that was. What if I squeeze you in the night? While I'm going to sleep? Is that part of my tuck in? This sucks. Someone's just gonna clip that out and it's gonna be like their ringtone.

No no no no no, it's fine. What if tomorrow morning you woke up and I told you that I squeezed you last night? I don't like any of this. I think there's something to that. I think the consciousness is the problem. So if we take that away, maybe through the the squeezing of the osmosis of squeezing, you can you can become. I don't agree.

Would you get in one of those giant balloons? Giant balloons? Oh, the thing that Dan did? Yeah. No. You wouldn't do that? No, because it would go around my neck like that. That seems like it would be like very-

No, no, no. Imagine if you just went in head first and you climbed all the way in and you were just in there. No, that sounds, I mean, that just sounds awful. It doesn't. And also, that wouldn't have anything to do with the fear that I've talked about That's just getting inside of a balloon right? But I got here I know what this is what we're gonna do is what we're gonna do we're gonna buy this We're gonna get one of these inflatable suits. It's the opposite of your it is the opposite

It's worse face, and then we're gonna slowly start having it suck in on you And it's just gonna progressively you're gonna get get into it It's like getting your toes in the water. You're gonna slowly become more comfortable and then before you know it you're gonna be that Yep, exactly. I'm just gonna become fetish content see I would actually Love to put that behind love to be vacuum sealed. I mean what that looks like it would feel good What by the way, for the audience, because I'm not posting this on the Instagram, it's a picture of somebody who was vacuum sealed. I'm assuming as a sexual fetish. 100% fetish content. I see no nudity

in the photo, but it is disturbing. You want to be vacuum sealed? I think, well, if someone had like an air pipe to breathe, I don't want my lungs to be sealed. But I feel like, like when I, that time I was put in a coffin, it was really comfy. It's nice. God. I think I have the opposite of claustrophobia. I think so. Yeah. I hate it. Do you ever vacuum seal food?

No. Yeah, I do. Do you really? Mm-hmm. Yeah. For like, steaks? For sous-vide and? Mm hmm. Yeah. Oh, like stakes for Suvi and stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

You ever do it, Jeff, and think, I wish that was me. I don't I don't see Suvide is essentially if we're doing the reverse of the fear diagram, whatever that was. What was it? What was the name for it? Was it a fear diagram? Fear diagram. If we're doing the opposite of that, Suvide is Gavin and I, because he's vacuum sealed and I'm in a hot thing of water.

We're bathing, we're relaxing. That is like the reverse of the fear diagram. The fetish diagram? No! It's not a fetish. That's the no fear diagram. Don't put your fat... Liking a bath isn't a fetish. No, I know. And I wouldn't want to be in this for sexual reasons.

I just think I think it would be comfy. I don't know what the sexual reasons could be. You can't fucking move and everything. Any scenario in which you need to clarify it's not for sexual reasons is not great. Well, some people like balloons and shit for sex like latex. A beetle. Yeah, there is like a whole fetish around it. I just don't. Yeah, but I don't look at that and think, oh, yeah.

Yeah. But the need to clarify, as I'm saying, where you've gone, probably in a questionable position for what you're doing. Nobody is blowing up a balloon and having to say this isn't for sexual reasons. You know, you know what? I think it might be, Andrew. I think it might be a generational thing. And Gavin's watched a lot of Howard Stern. Everything we're talking about has been shown on the Howard Stern and as a sexual fetish, a bunch.

Yeah, I feel like anything could be a sexual fetish. Like, I think you tell me, I mean, is that are you challenging yourself? No, I'm just saying, like, I bet someone's probably getting off the baby lights. I feel like there's a Community for anything people are weird brains are dumb Yeah, they are indeed so I was ripping a beyblade going oh Can I ask you guys a question that's not related to sexual fetishes and what? Or related to the conversation around talking about whether something's related to sexual fetishes

Did you guys see that Johnny caviar thing on the subreddit? No What Johnny caviar thing let me post it hold on please fuck hold on I should definitely know about this I captured the stupid copy link I Was about to repost the sexual is this a good Johnny caviar thing is this bad? Oh, it's YouTube what there's a there's a Is this a good Johnny Caviar thing? Is this bad? Oh, it's YouTube. What? There's a there's a what? A musician named Johnny Caviar, who has a YouTube channel. His name is John Caviar, who I think is in either Belize or Bolivia. I can't remember which, but he's been producing music on YouTube for six years.

He stopped four years ago. He posted years. He stopped four years ago. He posted pretty consistently for about four years ago. He stopped and then two months ago started up again. And his his I've watched almost all of his content. And oh, my God. Can we reach out the junk caviar for a podcast to true? I think he is probably up for the collab. I don't want to get in any trouble by copyright strikes or anything by playing his music on the podcast,

but I encourage y'all to watch the baby music video, the darling music video, and my personal favorite, the song, the last song he produced before he took his four-year hiatus, The classic song, John Caviar's coronavirus. Oh, I am going to I'm going to be busy. As soon as you wrap this episode up. I'm going to deep down. You've got you've got a there's either an imposter or you've got like a spiritual brother out there. You didn't even know about.

Do you think his real name is John Caviar? Or do you think that's also his stage alias? That's a great question. I think maybe we should find out. Maybe we should get. I'm leaning towards alias. I don't think that's his real name. Well, he's he's definitely a performer just like you. Well, I can tell. Yeah, we both have songs called, baby We have a lot in common

That's that's the only question I wanted to ask you guys is if you were familiar with John Caviar I'm not familiar John Caviar, but I'm a fan of this music good sounds yeah Definitely is the worst sound The worst sound yeah, what's a terrible you think is the worst sound? The worst sound? Yeah, what's a terrible sound? Leaf blow. Oh, my God. I like a leaf blower. Are you like a gas leaf blower?

You crazy? I like a leaf blower. How often do you hear it? That's Shrek. Yeah, it's not often. I don't mind. Because they run from about 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. all day long in every neighborhood in Austin. And there's different areas, different zones, different days.

Like on one day they'll blow the leaves across the street. The next day, the other crew will blow them back. It's like they're all at war with each other on different days. Sometimes the same crew getting paid by different houses, then they'll give a fuck. They're just doing their job for the day. You know, I yeah, I don't mind a leaf blower. That's I fucking hate seagulls. Seagulls. Fuck. I think I hate them.

I I learned that there's a TV channel called Ocean TV or Sunsets TV. It's something like that on my cable. And I was like, I'm going to I'm going to throw this up and relax and fall asleep to this and it's just With a beautiful sunset, it's the worst thing to sleep to seagulls completely ruin the mood ruin the vibe Here's what we should do all five of us should pick our five least favorite sounds And then we all have to sit in a room where only those sounds are playing And whichever sound gets turned off first is the most annoying sound My least favorite sound is Jeff doing his uh, baby apology voice, I think

genuinely Maybe the worst thing i've ever heard. I can record a couple hours of that for us. I don't need you to do that. I'm losing this game immediately. I'm just hitting the button. Eric, what sound do you hate? I don't know and I don't want to find out and I don't want to participate in this hell sound room. Why is everything that we're focused on right now fears and hates what is Your fear it's the I'm not trying to cure it. I don't want to cure my fear. I'm fine with my fear leave my fear alone It's like Jeff was snakes. He's only thing to do with it What if we're who he does we are ever gonna go on fear factor? We need to we're not going

Oh, I could never even if it was on I had no no grandiose thoughts of, dude, I could do this. I just I would watch it and go, I would never do this. Yeah. You look at it. You go fear. Fear was would definitely be a factor. It's a factor all the way. 100 percent. So bug still undecided on your least favorite sound. I don't know. Hands on a balloon is probably up there. So I Gavin's trying to deep throat it.

That's why I'm trying to pull it out of his fucking throat. Not for sexual reasons. It pops and the sound of it is me trying to grab it out of his fucking gullet. Nails on a chalkboard make me want to jump out a window. So that's pretty probably for me. I mean, there's a specific sound I discovered last week on vacation, but I don't know even how to replicate it, so it's pointless to explain it to you.

I discovered a sound last week that made me wanna murder people for a little while. But. But you can't describe it? Well, so I was at a public swimming pool, and there was a class going on where they were doing synchronized swimming or something on the Like on a different pool, but to keep time they were like using a chunk of metal to hit the railing

That's like halfway in the pool because then it reverberates under the water too I guess so they yeah, but they were off and they were playing summer lovin by Greece over and over again and she was Missing the beat with the fucking tuning fork or whatever it was. And so it just like had this like aqua reverberation that was just at a sink, a goddamn grease, and it just, and they did it for, we were there for two hours and it was two hours. That's so specific. I love that.

Yeah, that's my least favorite sound. That and Nails on a Chalkboard. Yeah, we got a little collection here Not many animal sounds. I'm trying to think of like yeah natural sounds animal sounds Grown tube is good. I Remembered I was looking through my old notes Jeff and you once pitched a draft where we picked our least favorite songs And we should circle back on that.

I think it's a fun idea. OK. That's a list. It's like our summer of 98 playlist, but it's all of our least. Yes. Yeah. And it's songs that we personally hate. Not even that's such a good idea saying that they're bad songs, but they're songs we hate. I think that's a great idea. Yeah, we should do that.

We should absolutely do that. It was a great idea by you that we forgot. And then I went, great idea. Yeah, we should do that. We should absolutely do that. It was a great idea by you that we forgot. And then I went, oh, fuck. We need to do this. I have a lawn update. What's your lawn update? So I've been I've been taking care of the lawn for about a month.

So nice and green. But use my sprinklers for the first time, which is horrible. Seems like a real waste. But the lawn looks nice. And now they now people with dogs just bring them to my lawn and they order shit. There's probably five dogs shitting on my lawn every day now. Jeff, this is your time to come clean.

Is this a normal thing? Is it? He's got a webcam. He's going to earn. He's got a like he's got security system. He's going to know if it's me shitting in his yard. Not if you dress up like a cool dog. You dressed up as a dog with Albert. Yeah, it's all these. And there's one giant beagle that looks like it's about one hundred and eighty five pounds.

Should you dress Albert up as another dog to be also deep undercover? I put a little bag with dog shit in his mouth and I just have a walk over and drop it in the yard. Or a huge shit. Do they clean it up, Gavin? Or do they leave it? I feel like most people do, but I have mowed a few shits.

And I feel like it's trespassing is well respected unless your dog is shitting. Like it like trespassing doesn't count. If your dog needs to shit. Like it like trespassing doesn't count if your dog needs to shit on it. That's true. So if I wanted to like break into a museum after hours to steal something, I could just, I take my dog for a walk. Just have it shit on the doorknob. Need to steal declaration of independence. Just walking with a pack of dogs.

That's how they should have done it. That's how oceans 11 should have been. This all makes sense. Just chasing dogs with bags into the room full of jewels. Is that it? Is that your update that dogs shitting on your lawn? Yeah, they didn't shit on my lawn when it looked like shit. Well, it just, it's just a weird exception to the rule. Everyone's for some reason fine with people walking all over your lawn and shitting on it. But just walking on it on its own is weird. You have to decide if you want your lawn to look like shit or to contain shit. It's one or the other. Those seem like the two options.

And which way are you leaning? Is this making you not want to be a long guy? I guess if they clean it up it's fine. Yeah, it's fine if they clean it up. It's just fertilizing the yard a little bit. Maybe you should put lines down on your yard so they know like this is like a shit zone. Yeah. I don't think I think it's kind of up to the dog where it goes, not the owner.

Or what if you just put one of those little metal signs in the front of your yard that says please scoop your poop because everybody respects those? I do. Like, do you let your dog shit on other people's lawns? It doesn't really come up in the neighborhood we live in. Like, there's a strip of grass when you walk by the like the sidewalk. He always shits in that Like that area spot Yeah, he has like spots in the like he has a spot

he always peas that in the front yard and then but like there's like you know how there's like a Strip of grass and then a sidewalk and then an actual yard He usually the actual yards in my neighborhood usually is like a fence. So the strip of grass is like, it's usually like the area between the street and the sidewalk. He always just like shits there, which I guess is somebody's yard,

but it doesn't feel like it. And he, and I cleaned it up. Yeah. Yeah, you're fine. You clean it up, you're all good. Maybe I need to be a fence guy. That's what you need. Could be. I like the idea of a fence.

You need to get that fence going. Just you having to build a fence would be fun. Or what if you just identify a sound that dogs hate and you just play it 24 hours a day? Do they make one way fences? What do you mean one way fence? Like I can see through it, but to them it just looks like a solid fence. Alright, well thanks for listening to another episode of the regulation podcast. Why is that a bad idea?

Maybe it's like a type of plastic cover. Someone figured out my beard thing. You guys all made fun of my beard thing. Someone solve that. Someone came up, you know, those things, those nail things where you push your hand in it and it shapes as the shape of it. That we would get that technology and put it on the box so that the stuff on the inside would push out what would be the beard hair.

You think hair would push against nails? No, no, no, no, you don't you don't get it She just don't get it I'm trying I'm trying over here. You know that nail thing that exists or you put your hand through it now imagine that But we like paint it brown Now imagine that But we like paint it brown So it looks like it's hair and then you close the lid and if there's stuff in it it pushes it out It pushes out those nails so then it it looks like a beard

It creates shape. What did I ask? You take it off him or not It's really where I'm at with this. Eric says I got to try again in the Discord chat. So thanks for listening to another episode of the regulation podcast. This was episode 11. Boy, was it a doozy. I sure hope you enjoyed it.

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Okay, the Osemp chip I Think Osempic is gonna partner with Lays There he did that by 2020 It did yeah, remember remember those remember the chips that made everyone shit. No, there's shit chips Yeah, well, we'll learn all about the shit chips next time on the regulation podcast. No, I want to learn about the shit chips now!