F**kface - What 3 Words Locations // The Most Boring 90 Minutes [14]

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

**SPOILERS: we WILL tell you how much the Moon weighs in this episode** Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about New York Grooves & others, a music refresh, Geoff's boring life, taking advantage of flags, misheard lyrics, picnic table credit, we'll never be Blaine, Gavin is still weird, headphone hell, limbo living, half the pack, stupid chickens, hot dog research, how many hot dogs is the moon, clicker game, Twisters sounds, and Twisters dog. Sponsored by Factor. Go to FACTORMEALS.com/regulation50 and use code regulation50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! Go to http://regulatreon.com/ Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's supposed to be a weird one, but the last one was a little weird So maybe it'll be a super normal episode is New York the only place that has a groove I'm sorry say that again, please is New York the only place that has a groove Gavin yelled I'm back which immediately my head started I'm back back in the New York groove But I'm back is New York the only place with a groove I've never heard of any other grooves Just New York's famous groove. Let's see. Hmm.

Uh, many years since I was here. But yeah, there aren't a lot of groove, located groove, located famous groove location. How about that? I think it's maybe a market we could look into getting. I mean, we don't even have an intro song. But if we were to get into grooves, expand regional grooves, all signs point

pretty extensively to New York. Yeah. Yeah. Huh. That's a market we could get into. It's like, I don't know if you've seen there are these songs. Maybe it was only Canada, but I'd assume it would be larger than that. There were these songs or was like Alberta is the place to be. And then it would be like listing all the great things about Alberta

and people would be like, oh, the Alberta song. I someone from Alberta, I connect to this and then realizing that somebody just made that for every province in Canada and that there's slightly altered versions of the same song and they just sold them to different places and how disappointing I think it was a dis American life about that I want to say a long time ago so people didn't realize until they yes a different that a person like realizing because it's literally the exact same song and with a lot of the same shared words.

But there's like sections where they localize it just slightly and like reference like one or two specific things to that area. And so people being like very patriotic about like, yeah, this is a song about our place and how great our place is. And it exists because our place is great. And then realizing, oh, this person just manufactured and sold package these songs for every area of Canada. I assume they go beyond that.

That would be crazy if every country had the same national anthem, but with different words. Oh, man, I wish I had never done all the I've done the state songs. I was trying to think of like of the national anthems. What would be the best song to build around musically? Hmm. It'd be an interesting thing to I should I should try to listen to some more anthems, maybe the Canada one. Hmm. Because it says the name like the US one doesn't say United States in it.

No, I'm saying the music. Like if you take the music of okay, I don't think the music in O Canada is great. I think the the American anthems are there's more going on musically than the Canadian one. You like a bit of star-spangled I don't really like any of them if I'm being completely honest as Somebody who watches sporting events like it. I just I'm sick of it I was sitting here trying to get pumped up by a bite in my head, and it's they're all just real boring

It's just real old-timey music. There are some state songs that are bangers I feel like there's probably some anthems that are surprisingly good, but not many You're going through a lot of just the same to get there I feel like we need a music refresh where maybe we're like, well, it's classical music is classical. It's old Let's uh, let's fresh it up a bit. Let's put some guitars in there. I've hit It's funny, you know, like as you get older, there are different small milestones of like, oh, wow, I'm getting older. And like the first one I can remember is watching the NHL draft

and realizing I'm a year older than all these people getting picked. That was the first like, oh, fuck, I'm getting older. This is weird. I hit a new one recently where Avril Lavigne is releasing a greatest hits album. And it's the first artist that I'm aware of, that I can remember buying their first CD and then having a full enough career to then warrant a greatest hit CD. That was a strange like, oh, fuck, time has passed.

That is weird. I distinctly remember having the first Avril Lavigne CD and be like, Skater Boy's great. This is awesome. And to now get ads for her greatest hits, be like, oh, fuck. She has had a whole life. It has been a whole career of music. That's crazy.

It must be so weird to live through. That like career sort of decline until you become nostalgic and then all your music gets used again, like Sophie Ellis Bexter or that was that one in a Stranger Things, Kate Bush. Oh yeah. Just like coming back to the front and just like, oh my God, must be such a weird feeling. I remember reading an article recently that the band Yellow Card is huge again, and they were interviewing them and they were like, we have no idea why.

We really don't know what's going on, but we're just, we appreciate it. But yeah, like we had no fucking clue. So weird. It's interesting how social media and the internet have really made that kind of thing possible in a way that it wasn't really in the past, you know? It's a lot easier to find things from the past and to latch onto them and have them take prominence in the in the present in a way that it didn't used to be. Sure. Tick tock helps a lot. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, sure. It's 90 percent of it. Tick tock and Instagram. So I knew we were going to do two episodes today. And I mentioned this at the tail end of last episode. I've had a real boring life the last week. I'm real sorry. No house problems. Oh God, I wish I did.

I wish I had like some sort of a house issue I could share with you guys or whatever, but you know, things are just working real good here for Jeff on his end. And it's been pretty bog standard. So I tried to, I just haven't had anything interesting to talk about. So I did one of those bike rides where I decided today is going to be a bike ride

where I'm going to observe the world and I'm going to take in everything that I noticed and I'm going to find the interesting insights and things that are out there. I've done this, I think, twice before. Did it in the face. I don't know. I haven't done it in regulation yet. And here are my insights. If you guys are interested in them at all. Yes. I would love to hear them.

I don't know what the little yellow triangle flags are on bike trails or in parks or like when they're in construction sites. But if I could figure out what purpose they serve, I think I could abuse it because I see them everywhere. And I think if I could get a hold of a bunch of them, I could use it to some nefarious means I just got to figure out what they're doing. Do you have a picture of one? No, but I'll take a picture next time.

Oh, I know that it's like the ones they use for gas lines and stuff. Like in my old yard, my old house, I had to get my gas lines marked and a little thin stick with a tiny little, yeah, like a little bindi metal stick with a vinyl flag, but they're everywhere like in parks and stuff. They clearly denote stuff, but I don't know what, but I want to figure it out and take advantage of it. If that makes sense. Yeah, Eric's got a cool picture.

These flags. Take advantage of it. What do you mean by that? I don't know. I got to figure out what they do so I can figure out how to use them to my advantage. See, you could potentially, I was thinking you could just draw people off the.

Yeah. The regular path towards like a hot dog stand that you own or something. What if you you? Yeah, you you funneled them towards your coffee shop or smoothie shop or whatever. Or what if you just wanted a private section of park for yourself? Maybe you could just draw them all away and create like a little oasis for you. Who knows? Oh, next. Oh, great point. The lemonade stand lemonade stand. There you go. That's right. That's a little oasis for you. Who knows? Oh, next to a great point, the lemonade stand, lemonade stand. There you go. That's like that's a fucking great one right there. That's perfect.

And even the flags are yellow like lemonade. That's right. But then say or pink like lemonade. Twins, say you start understanding what the flags are. Nobody else necessarily knows. Like I just assumed they're just denoting like a line was laid under there or something. Like I don't know.

I assume more people than, I assume that there are people out there that know what they mean. And whatever they mean, they mean like go this way or that way. I just figure they have a purpose. And if I could figure out what their actual purpose is, I could pervert that purpose.

You know that, have you heard of the app that's it's called something like what three something was it called three words? No, it would have what? Well, it's called what? You think it's called what? Three words. And it's it's like segmented the earth up into different. Like three by three cubes or something. But each one has a name made up of three words. And I wonder if you could find the square that's

like best lemonade stand and like put the lemonade stand right there. So let me see if I can get this image working in here. I understand what he's saying. Yeah. It's it's segmented everything up like this. Yeah, like the whole planet has three words attached to words randomly assigned like the corner of on this image. Hyde Park place is price buck nurses. Yeah. So you could be like, you can meet me at Bird Inches Coast. And like meet me there. It's like a really specific spot on the planet. I've never heard of this. I don't know what this is. I've never heard of this ever. Ever.

If you want to have someone deliver something to a pretty weird spot. It's good for dead drops. Table decks bring. OK. And they have the whole world segmented like this. Yeah. That's crazy. Like down to like your own toilet will be in one. You could be like, I take all my shits in. Bliss teeth exams.

So then I just give you the name bliss teeth exams and you type it into that search engine and it pulls up that spot on the map. Yeah. Give me a spot, Jeff. Like what's like an Austin spot and I'll see if I can find it. Like I'll search it here, but like we'll get like what the word is for it. Like give me like a place you go to or something like a restaurant or somewhere you like.

Yeah. How about just, uh, how about a Desnudo coffee or is that too specific? Should I just give you a location? No, Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about just, how about Desnudo Coffee? Or is that too specific? Should I just give you a location? No, no, no, no, no, it's good. Desnudo Coffee is, hang on, I'm zooming in, assorted back armed.

Wow! Assorted back armed. This is crazy. I've never heard of this. Should we only communicate directions locally going forward in this method? Like, I'll meet, I'll meet you guys at Banana Coast Strawberry or whatever. It's so secret. You can type in stuff that you think might exist and not all, not all of the

combinations do, but this is what I typed in for eat the pencil. And it's a place in Austin. No way. Oh wow. Oh wow. Is in the river. Wow. You had a jet ski to eat home pencil.

Maybe if it takes you to the local one. I rode my bike by there an hour ago. That's so funny. You went to eat home. So maybe if there's no exact match, it will find the nearest one to you that is similar. So that one had Eats and Pencil. We should try and find the most regulation square on the planet. Yeah. Maybe the listeners can help us with some funny combinations that exist.

Oh my God. We should find out what the center of the face universe is called. Oh, in deputy Indiana. Okay. Let, let me see. Let me see right now. Deputy Indiana. And then, oh my gosh. Can we just make our, I know if,

can we make our first t-shirt just be those three names, whatever they are. Oh, I love it. The problem is we have to figure out where the spot is in deputy Indiana. And then we have to assign the words because man, it could be anything. It could be chain qualify leading. It could be international crackled description. You could go, you can go to the it looks like the the cemetery that's right there. That's bribed vindicated songs

so I Mean there's a lot Standard ears face West what that is crazy Say that again, please standard ears face. Yes in what. It's in what country is this? This is somewhere far. Oh, it's in China. We're in China. Oh, yeah. I thought standard ears face as a deputy for a minute as of the loser.

Oh, my God. Dude, that would be crazy. This is awesome. I've never heard of this. This is why. Oh, yeah. It's a useful tool. Wow. Is it? it's a useful tool. Wow. Is it?

Yeah. As long as both parties know, right? Well, I've done, I've done shoots in some pretty obscure places where it's like just come to this square. Like if you can't find the entrance to this forest or something. Totally. It makes complete sense. Dang, this is crazy.

So how do you search by the by the names? You just type in you just type in names or or three word address. We're so like dog, part book. I don't think I'd be far is probably not going to be one dog food book, no address phone. That is so fucking cool. That is awesome.

How often do you guys realize that you've misheard lyrics? So I don't want to run constantly. OK, good. Glad mine today was Chicago's 25 or six to four. I thought it was twenty five or six to four like numbers. I thought it was 25 oh six two four. Like numbers. I thought it was like a phone number. It's use, it's nonsense either way. Is it?

Okay. Yeah. What they say it's either 25 minutes or 26. 25 or six to four. Yeah. 25 or six to four. Like it's three 30 something. Yeah, sure.

You know, I was noticing on my bike. What? Sorry, I forgot we're on your bike. I think once we went so deep in that, I completely forgot. I don't fucking I don't think 25 or 64 means anything. I think they're on drugs. Yeah, I bet it means I thought they would tell the time. I think the whole song is about them being fucked up, isn't it? What does 25 or 64? Yeah, they were like Nick says they were up late on drugs didn't know the time Yeah, the time it was the song is set 25 or 26 minutes before 4 a.m

Doesn't matter anyway, your bike ride. Tell me about what's about. It's about those two times, maybe. Oops. No, that's wrong. I mistyped one of them there. They're saying 25 or 26 to four o'clock. Oh, is that no, I think that's what they're 25 or six. OK, thank you. 25 or six. Okay.

Thank you, Eric. 25 or six. Got it. To four. Oh, God. So what times would that be? What's 25? 3.35, 3.34?

Yeah. That was half right. So you almost got it when you edited, but it's wrong. It's pretty cool. There you are. Look at you. Hey, Gavin, way to go. Third time's a charm.

And it again. Oh, God, I don't think the person who invented the picnic table gets enough credit. Do you think the guy that invented or I'm assuming guy because it's old. That's a weird table. Well, I just I feel I don't whatever. The past is inherently misogynistic. Yes. Yeah, I get it. That was the point.

Let's try. Do you think they invented all of it or do you think they just combined like they didn't invent the stool or not? Still, but no, like, I think it was the. Here we go. The first known modern picnic table was documented in a 1903 patent application by Charles H. Nielsen of Chryslerville, New York. So that's what I'm talking about.

I had never heard of Charles H. Nielsen. Nobody has. But everywhere you go, there is a picnic table. And nine times out of 10, it is the exact same fucking design. Like he landed on a standard regulation picnic table and the world just said, good enough. There's like, there's the one that's metal that's got like perforated metal circles

and it's like covered in rubber. You see those occasionally, but 99% of the time it's that same box, standard wooden picnic table. We have not improved or innovated on that design. And like since 1903, I just think it's wild that we just all use it. And they're everywhere. And nobody thinks about how we just have one kind of picnic table

that we all just kind of adopted. So for it to qualify, is it just a table with benches attached to the table with an umbrella hole in the middle? Uh, I wouldn't even say it has to have the umbrella hole. Okay. So potentially the picnic table is a product of the New York groove. Oh, it's like one of the grooviest tables, maybe. Yeah.

Now that's interesting. That's interesting. Is there a groove about the picnic table? Many years since I've been here. 1903, to be specific. You just don't ever think about picnic tables. But man, they're everywhere. I saw a bunch of dude, homeless people sleeping on them today.

I saw a bunch of people having lunch on them. I saw some kids playing on them. I saw some dude working out of his laptop on one. And it's just like they're just everywhere. Let me expand this, Jeff. I'm looking at my desk right now. I couldn't tell you who invented a single thing. Yeah, it's true.

But I just feel like when you think picnic table, you think of this exact same. I would say most of us think of the exact same table in our heads. I just feel like it's weird that there's only like really one, you know, it's just like this accepted thing. And we just don't know. I don't even know where to buy one, but they're everywhere. Like, where do you go to get a picnic table? Home Depot? Who sells picnic tables?

But somehow they're everywhere. Where do they come from? Who makes them? Who manufactures all these picnic tables? Do you think they were iterated from the blanket? Like people just got sick of sitting on the floor. Oh, do you think the original form of the picnic table is a blanket? Maybe before the 1903, they would just sit on the ground. Yeah. Do you think the first version it was just a table?

They're like, this doesn't work. We need we need to iterate on this. How do we do? It's just people sitting on the floor while the tables above them. This doesn't solve the problem at all. This is a huge mistake. Anyway, that was a that was an observation I had. Also, I think that the city of Austin is in its graffiti flop era.

The graffiti in Austin is very uninspired and kind of lame right now. All the kung fu grips and all the cool stuff are gone. And it's just a bunch of people writing shit over shit that somebody else wrote. And it just looks like a big mushy mess. What else did I learn? Oh, here's one. Every single person on Earth has a six pack. But Jeff noticed that today. God damn.

I always thought when I was younger, I always used to look at people like Blaine and be like, oh, I could probably do that one day if I really, you know, dedicated time to it and really committed to eating right. And now I'm 36 and I have to come to terms with the fact that every time I see Blaine, I just come to terms with the fact that that will never be me. That's what I've been saying. I said that last week to you. Like, you'll never be Blaine. Yeah. What?

You're talking about getting jacked. And I said, respectfully, who do you think you are? That's not a world we live in. I've been making that point for a while. I could have told you that back then. That's not you. It is weird, though. Like, I spent two and a half hours riding my bike.

About three hours riding my bike this morning. I ran into, I don't know, 2000 people on the hike and bike trail in that three hours. How am I the only one without a six pack? There are dudes 85 years old running in Austin with a six pack. There are women in their 90s with like 12 packs. There are fucking homeless dudes who look like personal trainers. Like everywhere I turn, people look amazing. And then my dumpy ass riding the bicycle.

I just think that was an observation. And then my headphones died. And then I was real bummed because I was about 90 minutes into a three hour ride and my headphones died. And I thought, oh, maybe this is an opportunity to listen to the world around me. I just had this wild zombie cranberries experience. Maybe this is the universe saying, hey,

we drained your batteries because something fucking fascinating is about to happen on your bike ride and we want you to be alert for it, right? So for the next 90 minutes, I fucking, I just zoned into the world around me and I wanted to take in everything I could see, find anything interesting. And let me tell you, over the next 90 minutes,

not a goddamn thing on the planet Earth happened. Not a sound of consequence was made. There was no point in listening to or hearing anything. It was the most boring 90 minutes on earth. As a matter of fact, I was thinking about this. You could, if you could get some white out, you could just scrub out, just paint over that part of the timeline.

I don't think anybody on earth would notice or miss that 90 minutes. It was the most useless 90 minutes in the history of our planet. And that got me thinking, how much of our lives are useless? Eric and I have both been talking recently about how we're walking our dogs lately

and about how much we like to walk our dogs and how much fun it is to walk our dogs. I'm walking my dog like three or four times a day right now. And Eric's walking his dog a couple of times a day, I assume. And I got to thinking about how I spend time that way and how much I walk my dog and how that all bleeds together.

And I bet if you took a 10 second clip of me walking Albert, maybe took all the 10 second clips of me walking Albert over the last two weeks and then jumbled them up and told me to put them in chronological order or you would kill me, I'd be dead in five minutes. So much of our lives are not worth remembering. That's all. That was my observation. There was someone somewhere there losing their virginity in that time window. And you want to take that away from them?

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Yeah, but it's not a fun, there's a lot of bad directions to take that stat. All I'm saying is it is that I would not want to explore without without Gavin getting getting all weird and sexual about it. I just it got me thinking about how much of our lives we are just kind of don't matter. And then if you just like fucking mind wipe them with the men in black pin, you wouldn't even notice. I don't even remember what clothes I was wearing two days ago. How would I remember which dog walk it was?

You know, it's why TV episodes are 42 minutes long, Jeff. It's really hard to have a bunch of interesting stuff happen in a sequence. You would think in the middle of the 11th largest city in America for 90 minutes in public, riding through downtown and all over the city that I would. It's just one thing would happen. Well, it's the issue of what is regular becomes mundane. Right. Yeah. Maybe it's a perspective thing of what is interesting.

You've been in Austin for such a long time. It's a lot of the same. I mean, Austin's always changing, but like I feel like it's a city you're very familiar with, obviously. I think maybe what would be unique or interesting to you is a narrower range than if you were just visiting Austin for the first time. I understand what you're saying, but I was evaluating it on a more of a just,

I need to come up with something silly to talk about. And there's just like, you know what I mean? Like I was, I don't think I was looking at it through an Austinite's eyes and more of a just like, could somebody trip or like have some food on the back of their shorts, or maybe somebody get into a yelling match on their phone while they're walking,

or you know what I mean? Like anything, maybe somebody bumps somebody, somebody gets a yelling match on their phone while they're walking or you know, I mean like anything Maybe somebody bumps somebody somebody gets a flat tire on their bike and I can stop and help them or something Fuck just anything, you know, well someone's trailing a gas pump or someone's trailing a gas pump exactly I didn't see a single car trailing a single gas pump. You Said that your headphones died and I really appreciate headphone technology now like Bluetooth, whatever wireless all that stuff. I stay on top of charging all my stuff. I make sure everything's good to go all the time except my wireless headphones and I don't know why that is, but I can't think of a time that I get madder than when I'm about to do this thing like mow my lawn or whatever. Put in the headphones, they connect and then like immediately die. And now I don't know what like what's the plan.

Well, to be honest, you could probably just charge them for like four minutes and there would be enough to mow a lawn. I, uh, the lawn was an example. It could be any number of activities. I wasn't looking to solve one individual thing. That was just an example. In general, the batteries are tiny. They charge very fast. And when you're running out the door, you may not have time to charge them.

It's just, it's, it's that kind of a thing where it's just like, I don't know why it's the only device that I own where that stuff happens. You have a blind spot to it. And it makes me so fucking mad. Are they annoying to charge? No, I mean, they're just, it's AirPods, so they're fine. But it's on, I have the iPhone with the USB-C, so I have to find the USB other thing

Lightning or whatever to charge and it's just like this sucks. It fucking sucks shit. I hate it Do you have any wireless ones? He just said he had air pot air pot like wireless wireless charger? No, no just in my car. Oh Yeah, I have a wireless charger. They're not great. Um, I'm actually in a bit of headphone hell right now, which is part of the problem. My AirPods fucking died. Like they just stopped syncing to anything. You cannot factory reset everything you can do.

You just cannot, they just will not sync to an item. No matter how charged they are, no matter how many times I go through it, I try to do it. They just won't fucking sync. And so I was borrowing Emily's for, oh gosh, about two months there. And then eventually I think she got sick of it. Now I just can't find Emily's anymore. They're suddenly not around. And so the other day at the airport, I bought a pair of like $30 fake AirPods, you know,

and they've been fine up until today. And I, Eric, I fully charged, they're supposed to have five hour battery life. And I fully charged them before the bike ride and they died 90 minutes in. And I would rather, I would like to just go buy new AirPods, but they're announcing new AirPods in September or August.

And so I don't want to spend 190 bucks or however much they fucking cost 300 bucks to then have them be obsolete or to be able to buy the current generation for a hundred bucks off or whatever, cause there's a new, you know what I mean? So I just got to fucking wait and I'm in this weird headphone holding period

where I can't find my wife's headphones because I think she's sick of letting me borrow them, which I totally understand. I did find Millie's AirPods, but Millie's left ear is blown out, so I can't use those, they're fucking terrible. I got my own pair of AirPods that about once a week I sit down and try to make work again in a futile effort of thinking like maybe time fix the

problem and it never does. And then these cheap ones that I thought worked that now I apparently only have a 90 minute battery life, which fucking sucks because they advertised five hours. But what am I going to do? I paid 30 bucks for them. I, but, and it's July, August 1st. So I just got to wait. I just got to wait until Apple tells me I can buy a new thing. I had the exact same thing like a year ago where one of my AirPods, I had had two different ones because one of them, the left ear went really quiet and I would have to like manually change the balance of left and right to make them even out until eventually it got too quiet to use. So then I bought another pair and I lost the left.

I lost the right air pod. So I ended up combining one of two, one of each pair in the same box, but it fricking hates that. And the only way to get them to work is then I pair my air pods to it and then I have to share my audio with the other air pod. And it's just, it was an annoying shit show for about six months and I just should have bought another pair of them. I just refused because I had two and I couldn't get a single good listening experience. I hate that kind of limbo living where to

save 200 bucks or whatever, you just put yourself through months of inconvenience. I do it all the time for no reason. When it's all said and done, I will have gone through five months of bullshit to get a new pair of headphones just to save a couple of hundred bucks. Yeah, it's fucking stupid, but it is what it is. This is where we are. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm too fucking close to the end of the road to break now and buy the headphones in a moment of desperation I'm just gonna soldier fucking through it just sucks

Yeah, and then something will pop up in your house for a slight Well now my air condition is busted because of the EMP so I'm gonna have to spend like eight air pods worth of money on just getting that Yep Not having AC in Austin. Terrible. Yeah, it's not good. That would not be good.

Going back to your point, Jeff, about six packs and everyone has them, but you. It made me think I looked it up. Well, you're saying that because you're you know, it sounded like you're like, damn, why don't I have one of those? You know, you can have up to a 12 pack. Yeah, I don't know that I want one. I just noticed that everybody has one. But me. Well, I'm just I'm throwing it out there. You can go up to 12. Apparently. Yeah. Yeah.

These people slacken only halfway there come from. They like the regular six. What do you mean? I don't know. I looked up. Can is there more than a six pack, which led me to an eight pack, which then led me to a 10 pack, which then led me to a thing that said you could have at most a 12 pack. Twenty five or six pack. Yeah. It's a three thirty two pack.

Somewhere between three thirty four and three thirty five pack. I'm saying if you're looking at everybody else that has one, well, there's a lot more they could go for. That's true. There's slack and it's six. So most people who have a lovely six pack, they have to half the pack. They're only halfway there. You know what? I'm not going to call it a six pack anymore. I'm going to call it a six slack and it's going to be derogatory.

Yeah. The half pack. It's I didn't know you could a six slack and it's going to be derogatory. Yeah, the half pack. I didn't know you could go to 12. That's insane. I don't know. I can't imagine. It's probably like a bodybuilder. As you said, like, I don't know where the 12 comes into place. I think by looking at Blaine recently and just deciding I'm giving up on my body, maybe I should just take it the other way and have it spur me on to try and get one just one time in my life. I wouldn't be able to maintain it, but maybe and have it spur me on to try and get one just one time in my life. I wouldn't be able to maintain it, but maybe I'll be able to get to it. Do it. Yeah.

Andrew laughed. He thinks. Do you think I can't do it? No, I I was laughing just because I was imagining, you know, like Gerard Butler for 300 and how ripped he was for that window of time. Like it's yeah. You holding on like it's an actor taking on an action role and then just like they go back to what they their typical frame is. You could be the next Camille and Johnny.

No, he's maintained. He's like he has maintained. I think that's like his lifestyle now, it seems. I went shoe shopping the other day with my wife. Well, she went shoe shopping and I went with her and I was looking at shoes that I thought were interesting and she asked me what shoe size I was and I said I was a 1030 and then I realized And that that that broke my fucking brain for about a minute I had to sit down and understand how how that was wrong and right at the same time and why it felt so wrong but also so right to say

and what the fuck I was. And it took me a minute to unpack. Like I really broke my head for a minute, trying to figure out- You got confused with the clock. Yeah, where I, I'm a 10 and a half. And in my head, that translated to 10 30 and I saw a clock in my head and that was right somehow,

but I knew it wasn't right and I couldn't figure out why. And she looked at me like I was at a 1030 and I saw a clock in my head and that was right somehow, but I knew it wasn't right and I couldn't figure out why. And she looked at me like I was extra dumb. And I just, oh man, I had a moment where I was just like, I was really confused by me. Have you guys ever done that? No. Maybe that's, maybe Chicago were just confused about their shoe size. I'm a 15 minutes to two. It is weird to have to think of 30 as being 50, basically, in a lot of scenarios.

It is. It can definitely trip you up. Get my unit of measurement all confused with my unit of time. Oh, man. This is what your 40s. This is what you have to look forward to in your 40s, guys. Oh, I can't wait. This is what your 40s, this is what you have to look forward to in your 40s, guys. Oh, I can't wait.

You just hot takes on picnic benches and fucking confusing. I would look into sending you a picnic bench, but you don't own a house now, which makes me realize I feel less comfortable sending you stuff like that. I don't know where to put it. Yeah, sad. It's I do feel like a certain amount of safety in renting now from you specifically. I had a thought. I eat a lot of chicken.

It's probably the food I've consumed the most of. I was wondering how many chickens I've killed, not directly, but any time I've consumed chicken, that chicken has died. I think I probably kill 100 chickens a year, I would say, based on the frequency in which I'm eating chickens. If you had to kill them by hand, do you think you would eat as many? Oh, that's yeah, I think so. I think the first few would probably be tough and then I would get past it real quick.

You'd just be yanking on chicken heads every week. Yeah. Yeah. I think because that's what people do. And then I would get past it really quick. You'd just be yanking on chicken heads every week multiple times. Yeah, I think because that's what people do. Like, I think it's once you are familiar with that process and get used to it. That's just life. I just couldn't do it. No, I think the first one. No, I'm with you, too.

If something's got eyes big enough to look at mine, I don't think I can end the life. I think a chicken is dumb enough that it's OK. I agree. Now, here's the thing. I also agree with you, Andrew. Like I would have a hard time doing it. But if there was an animal to do it to, it would be the dumbest animal. The chicken. It definitely feels weird being OK to eat an animal, but not being OK to kill it.

You know, I think about that sometimes for sure. But I'm in the same boat. I don't think I could do it. But what did Verner Herzog describe with chickens? What's that? What the Verner Herzog quote on chickens? What it was like. Oh, here, look into the eyes of a chicken, you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They're the most horrifying animal.

I mean, he's not wrong. They're the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world. So like, I feel fine about killing a chicken. Yeah, after reading it. No, I get it. Do you have like older relatives who tell you stories about like how they would have to like kill chickens growing up and stuff like that? No. Is that something that you ever talked to like your grandparents about or anything?

Killing chickens? Yeah, like was that you never heard stories about that stuff? I think so. My grandma grew up in like the Appalachian Mountains and she would tell us that when they were kids and it was time for like supper, their mom would tell them to go get a chicken and they would play the game of taking the chicken by the neck and swinging around to break its neck and then seeing where it ran around and landed. And that was the game to them.

Oh, that's fun. That's what I'm saying. Like you you eventually it normalizes. That's Andrew. That's why you're totally right. Like, again, the I just don't know like where that threshold is for me. And I don't want to get out. It's probably about seven chickens. Yeah. Over under seven, seven and a half chickens over.

Yeah, it's it's a solid. It's a solid week of chicken killing. And then suddenly it becomes a game. Yeah. Andrew, what are the chicken vibes? Chicken vibes are great. All type of vibes. I was wondering for me, I think I've probably maintained around a hundred average for at least the past 20 years.

It's like 2000 chickens. Is there a single action character that has killed more people than I have consumed chickens? Oh, in a movie and like a series of film. I looked at Rambo Rambo, surprisingly low kill count. Rambo is like 400 80s movies had much lower kill counts than you remember. I mean, Terminator 2 was partially famous because it had a kill count that was like 70 or something, which is nothing.

Was Terminator to kill count. What about dot like Dr. Manhattan or something? OK, he doesn't kill everyone. He just gets framed as killing everyone. That's a lot of people. That is a lot of people die in 300. At least two hundred ninety nine of them.

Yeah. OK. Not exactly what I meant, but I mean, I appreciate it. Thank you. There's a lot of people do die in that movie. Yeah, thanks, man. No, I appreciate it. I wonder, like, statistically, how many people like Nathan Drake is killed throughout that series? Oh, way more than way more than 2000. Just in the first one.

Or like Master Chief, how many aliens if you count like no respawning aliens? Like those sections where they just keep coming unless you leave or whatever Sounds like chef's mutt novel Oh, take a pealed a little early read no, it's just I said you look at the press previous of the aliens and I just assume Yeah, you're pretty you're pretty on point. I The aliens and I just assume yeah, you're pretty you're pretty on point. I I it's funny you say that about the chickens and how many you eat in a year I was just doing the hot dog research the other day first all right, you know

Definitely in my hot dog era and I found a stat that I thought was fascinating that I did want to share with you guys And this is a perfect time to share it. Do you know how many hot dogs the average American supposedly eats in a year? Ooh, average American. 10. How many do you think you eat in a year, Kevin? I only eat them at baseball games. I eat maybe five or six a year. I love hot dogs. I think about them more than a person should think about hot dogs.

And I don't think I eat the average. I don't know how it's fucking possible. This is the average. It's over 100. No, according to the internet, the Americans eat an average of 70 hot dogs per person per year. fucking shot no way There's no way That's it that is on. I that is on the national hot dog and sausage council website Could we from this moment what it's august 1st today? Uh-huh, let's start counting from now till next august 1st How many hot dogs we eat between this time. We'll have a dog count? Dog count.

Oh, maybe we could have like a live count on a website somewhere. Yeah, it will be dog counting. I like that. Do we want to share it or is it a thing where like we come back and say like, hey, I actually know let's share it. No, let's share it. I think I think I think I think keeping that tally going live, people go like, oh my god, Eric ate four hot dogs.

Like what happened? So when is when when is it from now until? From now until next August 1st. Yeah. So for one year, one full year. Yeah, cause that's what your average was, right? Yeah, it's a year. It's a year, yes.

This is what it says, according to recent survey data obtained by the council, Americans purchased 350 million pounds of hot dogs at retail stores. That's nine billion hot dogs at retail stores. That's 9 billion hot dogs, but the actual number of hot dogs consumed by Americans is much larger. It's difficult to calculate the number of hot dogs Americans eat at sporting events, picnics, and carnivals, but they estimate Americans consume 20 billion dogs a year. That works out to about 70 hot dogs per person per year. Hot dogs are served in 95% of homes in the United States.

15% of hot dogs are purchased from street vendors and 9% are purchased at ballparks. Do you think if humanity took all the dogs that had ever been produced or eaten and put them in orbit, would we be able to see it like a moon? That would be big enough. Yes to see it like a moon? Yes, you could make a moon dog.

A moon dog. That's a that's a lot of dogs. I mean, it's 20 billion a year and that's in America. I don't even think we're the number one nation. What country eats the most hot dogs? I know the answer. I just want to make sure I'm right. Eats the how much does I don't think I don't think you're going to guess it. I don't think you're going to guess I don't think you're gonna guess it I'd say at least five thousand dogs

Moon wait How many wait how many people you think that the moon you think the moon is probably less than five thousand pounds? Well, how much does a dog way? Hot dog is less than a panel right half. It's less than a pound, right? Half a pound? What do you mean, right? Why are you saying right? Like you think it's more than a pound. Do you think a hot dog is more than a pound?

Smokies can be pretty heavy. Do they count? What were? Are we including smokies? How much is a dog? How does it weigh? A thousand million billion trillion. The moon weighs. thousand million billion trillion trillion the moon ways okay you Eric can

someone look how much a dog weighs you're saying hot dog yes yeah I'm making sure the hot dog hot dog yeah yeah okay tell me what how much weighs and then don't say much a moon the moon weighs. OK. Are you are you ready? Give me the number of the weight of a hot dog and I'll tell you moon. OK. A standard hot dog weighs one point six ounces. I need that in how many. Don't look at me. You asked me for this. OK. How many ounces?

How many ounces in a pound? Ounces six pounds there are 40 hot dogs in five pounds 40 hot dogs Okay, no, it's fine that will listen he gets my brain 40 hot dogs around numbers to play with So it's like 12 and a half hot dogs a pound is that right? Oh, man, okay forty hot dogs five pounds We're a long way off the moon Well his first and his initial guess was five thousand. I'm gonna say in way off

I'm gonna say a number you tell me over under Okay, five thousand for oh Wait, I had and I didn't have to do the math. Fuck. So forty. How much does four million hot dogs weigh? And pounds forty forty is five. Forty is five pounds.

What? This is what Chicago should have sang about. This show is good. This is a good show. I got moon stats. I got the moon way here. Yeah, don't tell me. Don't tell me. I'm going to get there.

I'm going to get there. We have dogs. So for anywhere near it with dogs. How many know how many times those 40, 40 times is five go into a million. How many times does 40, how many times does 5 go into a million? Wait, how many times? A million divided by 4 in a million. Yeah, let him get there. Let him get there guys. I'm going to a million. I'm going to a million.

Did you guys, while he's doing that, did you guys know that Americans consume an average of 818 hot dogs per second? That's crazy. So think about all the time you wanted to wipe out. In 90 minutes that you wanted to wipe out, that's so many dogs, dude. I would have wiped out a lot of dogs. That's true. Yeah, that's given us one. And you can figure out how many while Andrew figures out how many hot dogs. So if you have two hundred thousand five Okay bills you have a million. I can do it. I can do it hold on eight hundred and eighteen If you have people gonna be ripping out dollars Let me explain if you have two hundred thousand and five dollar bills, you have a million dollars.

So it's 200 million or no, it's two thousand units. So two hundred thousand units of hot dogs. Is a million. Wait, I don't even, I'm lost. I need a sheet in front of me. I need some paper. I'm getting lost in the numbers. I want this to be in the next science fiction movie.

Imagine the background of Interstellar on one of the chalkboards. It's just the ramblings of this mentalist. Just dog math in the background. So 40 dogs is five. Uh-huh. 40 dogs is five uh-huh 40 dogs is five Yeah, I said a million dogs. I was trying to figure out how much a million dogs weighs So a million dogs at five would be two hundred thousand to get to a million So two hundred thousand no wait that doesn't wait You say you want to do 40 times two hundred thousand. I don't know what I want to do Gavin

ways Wait I'm gonna take my house closer. I want you to an answer Nowhere close nowhere close, but I'm gonna need more time than the show allows I would have wiped out approximately 2 million hot dogs Why don't you feel comfortable doing that and so I rescind the entirety of the intent of my statement. I don't want to eliminate two million hot dogs from the population. That seems cruel. I'm ordering hot dogs for lunch now because of this conversation.

You better write it down. Sounds good. Make sure to take a note of it. I will. My next hot dog is probably in Detroit at a baseball game. Oh yeah. I have a chili dog for lunch. You're having a chili dog for lunch? That's a dangerous. How many, how many dogs did you demolish during your desk dog era?

I only made desk dogs once. Oh man. Well, it was content. I wasn't one time you made hot dogs. I made desk dogs once and it occurred. It was simultaneous with Trump upsetting the election. It was a wild day. It was a wild night. That was all the same day. Be running around my room, trying to throw pancake mix around,

because I think I guess I made no I did it twice because I did I did closet dogs once as well What so what figure did you come to yeah? So where'd you land for the dog listen? I'm the figure I landed is where I'm getting hot dogs from uh Let's say do I do The problem is if I just say the weight do you know the number of dogs is that math that you can do Well based on your this is your thing Yeah, you mean a hot dog is 1.2 ounces right isn't that what Eric said boy? I think I think it was 1.6. Oh for these dogs is five pounds

It's true 1.6 ounces so 80 dogs is 10 pounds 80 dogs 10 pounds 20 is 15 We're gonna get there 16 gonna add 40 until we get to how much the moon way This is we're gonna table this this is This is going to be a supplemental in itself. Those that we don't have to subject people to. I like the idea of that being like a times tables, but for dog weight. I need one of those things with the beads that go back and forth. Abacus. Yeah, one of those.

How embarrassing was it, Gavin? I got to call you a doofus because you said something dumb. That must have been tough. I mean, I said at the time it was it was shocking. It was the most venomous doofus I've ever received in my life. Well, you know why I was so quick on the draw? I didn't share this with you. I had the same thought about 15 minutes earlier

and I went through the exercise of my head. That's why I was quick on the draw because I had that thought. And then I realized, oh, it's face down. So then when you when you came at me with it, I was like, the draw because I had that thought and then I realized I was faced down So then when you when you came at me with it, I was like, oh no, I'm ready. I'm ready for this Yeah, I didn't take into account that the the column header was taking up the first slot I've been Loving the Olympics. I got real nervous because I took the under on Kazakhstan and I got real nervous because I took the under on Kazakhstan and it's two. They need to to hit the over and they got one on the first evening of the Olympics.

Wow. They haven't done anything since. I've been checking every day, anxiously making sure that Kazakhstan doesn't get another gold. So I'm I'm confused. Are we vamping while he does math or did we give up? No, no, there's no I think he gave up on it Are we ever gonna find out how much the moon weighs then the moon weighs? 74 million million million tons or in pounds. It's a one followed by 23-0s

So it was by low by 1.6 ounces So Andrew was close when he said... Divide that by 1.6 ounces. 5,000 hot dogs. So I assume if you were able to stick all the dogs ever consumed by humans in a big ball by the moon, it would appear very tiny. Maybe the size of like a star through a telescope. You think? Let me say 20 billion hot dogs a year just in the US?

That's the whole world. You took your headphones off? I didn't want to have the moon wait. Spoilers. Oh my God. Some people want to keep that. Should we put a spoiler warning at the beginning of the episode? Say we do spoil the weight of the moon.

We will tell you how big the moon is in this episode. Hahahaha! Next episode, I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna go offline. I'm gonna put that in the front in the description. Haha! Warning! Hahahaha! Spoilers!

I'm gonna do some math. And next episode I'm gonna throw a number and you guys can tell me over or under that number Can I make my prediction now yeah under I I'm gonna go really high so I still predict under I don't understand the number Gavin said Yeah, it didn't sound like math anymore I Play clicker games. Okay? I know some big numbers. You get big real fast in those clicker games. Start getting symbols you don't even know.

It's like UT. I have no fucking idea. That's when I stop. When I get to the UT in a clicker game, I stop because I just can't comprehend what I'm looking at. I don looking at. I don't know millions of billions. You know in a clicker you've never played a clicker. No. What are you on about? Am I the only one here that's played clicker games? I mean I played the last of us like like cookie clicker. Yeah like cookie clicker that's an example. Cookie clicker? Clicker. Yeah.

Gavin says it so different. Everyone just letting me be confused for like 30 straight seconds. No one said anything. He said Cookie Clicker like he'd never heard those words together in his life. I haven't. Am I the idiot after all this? I'm the moron. No, no, no, I don't think you are. I just assumed that one of you would have played.

It's an idle game. You'd probably hate it. You don't string me as an idle game guy where you're just trying to make the numbers get bigger. And the game is constantly running. And then you pop into it for five minutes and you buy upgrades and you make the numbers go larger. So what's you? T.

I don't know. I'd say the currency number. Like it'll go from millions to billions to trillions, and then eventually you just because the numbers just keep going up. You hit currency levels that I have no clue. I think a U.T. is point seven moons. Oh, I think it's yeah. Over under. That's that's a that's an under for me. I'm excited to hear you moon guess next week though

I think that's gonna be we should remember I need to sit. I will lab work. Oh, I'm noting it. I put I'm putting it in caps moon guess Hopefully you remember what moon guess means I got the note though. I gotta put my moon shoes on I gotta get into the mind of a moon moon I gotta really try to feel the way I Read it I read a great comment this week about how someone someone said they wanted to Subscribe to our patreon, but make sure that Eric doesn't get his cut Feel like we should definitely do a tear on Patreon that is $25 discounted to 20. For exactly that purpose.

Doesn't go to Eric. We just make sure Eric never gets that cut. It's because I made fun of that guy that said like, he said that Andrew sounds like he just made a pose. As it just me or does Andrew sound like Bernie Burns? And it's like, you're fucking crazy. You're a crazy. Get your ears checked. It's a community of people who need to get their ears and eyes checked now.

Like what is happening? Their senses are dulled. They need to figure something out. It's not working. Words coming from a guy that didn't like twisters. Big words. Sounds like you need to get your ears and eyes checked based on what they're saying. Great. Yeah, that's what needs to happen.

How did Twisters sound to you? It sounded like Nick. What? That's not true. No! I got confused. I closed my eyes and I thought Nick was talking to me. And it was just Twisters.

I often get Nick in a tornado confused. I can never, if I'm hearing them, I, it's why I don't listen to old episodes. Cause I can't tell them like, is that Nick or is it the fucking tornado again? They try in that movie, they did try to implement. This is another reason I didn't like the movie. They tried to implement a new sound to the twisters. It was like, like if something was spinning, but it's all that's not like It's all spit what

Revolution coming back like a fan. It's not like a How would that be one part of it that's coming around? Is that like the sound of a house that's trapped inside it? That's the yeah, that's the house from Wizard of Oz spinning around. I think historically, the Twister just sounds like a constant terrifying whistle of air and wind. I just we already. I need to watch it again and see if I was too harsh. The idea that a guy would spend five years in the army and walk away

with billions of dollars of missile satellite technology. That while he was in the army was the size of a block, but they got it down to the size of an LED panel. And then the military let him take it. Once again, just pointing out, I was in the army also for five years, I got a blanket and a pair of boots and my dog tags when I left. And I had to fight for the blanket. You know, it's like, I just, it boggles the mind. And then the idea that it's funded by an evil developer who just wants to buy up property cheaply after people go through a tragedy.

They need to hire a company with billions of dollars of technology to figure out the place that used to be a house is gonna be for sale next week. By higher 30 real estate agents and let them loose on those Oklahoma towns and save $60 billion in R&D investment. It's so ludicrous. I'm sorry. Here we go. Here we go again. I'm sorry the spinning cow in the wind movie wasn't more realistic for you. I apologize.

I wish that there was a spinning cow. I wish to God there was a spinning cow. You're talking about stuff that didn't happen in the movie. Yeah. I would. I would. Is there a reference you spin in that you spin a cow? I'll see it again.

Yep. I wish. I mean, we're not saying like the first movie was sensible. It was a goofy movie. They at some point they drive, drive through a house that blew in the road and like go through the room. It's a stupid movie. I think my main problem with this one is that it took itself really seriously.

Yeah, there's no memorable action sequences. Yeah, there's no memorable action sequences. Like nothing, nothing is happening. Well, I hear it's great and you should see it for yourself and make your own opinions. I also think people should see it. I think people, irrespective of our dumb movie thing, people should see every movie in the theater because if they don't, there won't be any more movies

in theaters and going to the movies is fun. So go see, go see Twisters 30 fucking times. It doesn't, I'm not gonna win this stupid competition anyway so I don't give a fuck what movie you see. I just see it a lot so that there's still movies. Even if they're bad. I think you can skip Twisters. I'm gonna watch it again on a plane

and see if maybe I was too harsh. I just remember I was a little bit disappointed with it. Big time plane movie. Yeah. Big time plane movie. I would say it's a plane movie. I would watch it again on a plane probably. I think that what's his name? Glenn Powell? Is that his name?

Yeah. Yeah. Like he's charming enough in his role. I feel like the first 10 minutes is a little wonky, but after that, like, they settle into that character. He's entertaining enough to watch, I think, but on a plane. Could have used a dog. Oh, dude. That dude and a dog, for fucking get about it. That's another...

I'm telling you, we talked about it already. That's a $50 million dog. That's a $50 million dog. You put a fucking bandana around it, you got a $60 million dog. That's a 50 million dollar dog. You put a fucking bandana around it. You got a 60 million dollar dog. You figure out a way to put goggles on that dog. You got a 65 million dollar dog. Yep. You figure out a way to have that dog go into the tornado and come out alive, saving something, piece of equipment, human life, whatever. 120 million dollar

dog. Yep. Well, thanks for listening to this episode of the Regulation piece of equipment, human life, whatever. $120 million dog. Yep. Well, thanks for listening to this episode of the Regulation Podcast. Next week, Andrew's gonna let us know how many hot dogs is the moon. You can go to Regulatreon.com and subscribe to the Patreon. You can check out our gaming channel. You can watch us stream Fridays at 4 p.m.

A lot's going on. Very exciting stuff. Yeah. Check out our Olympics coverage. As Andrew called it, it was probably the most culturally insensitive piece of content we've made today. I got to say, I think somebody else said this and I fully agree. It's the most Andrew I've ever seen Andrew be. And that is a tremendous compliment. You were so unbelievably entertaining in that in that piece of content we made mm-hmm. I will I take the Olympics seriously

Clearly You definitely take vibes seriously and that that definitely shines and shows through in the video I keep saying I guess it's video shows through in the video. I keep saying video. I guess it's a video. Don't drink the strawberry drink. Don't drink. You had some.

I just had a little. You're a maniac. You can't. Was it good? I'm going to pour it. No. Why? What is this? It wasn't good. No, I'm not trying to fucking animal

neck. I Very sweet, but like stale Stale sweet. I just had the tiniest little taste cuz I'm gonna go pour this out Why did you taste it cuz you guys kept telling me to taste it? Yeah? We all did that yeah, we all did that you're right you're right an entire video ago Yeah, oh yeah, it was a week ago for everyone else for us. It was about an hour You don't get to attack me when you call it a video Well thanks for watching this video, we'll see you guys next time bye

It's on YouTube. It's got video Feel like I have a brain virus. We also feel like you have a brain virus. Yeah. Check in and see how its vibes are. See if it knows how many hot dogs the moon lays. I need more fingers. How is it possible to eat? I love hot dogs. I don't think I could eat 70 hot dogs in moonways. I need more fingers. How is it possible to eat?

I love hot dogs. I don't think I could eat 70 hot dogs in a year. No, no. It's insanity. That's got to be bullshit, right? They're juicing the figures. They're plumping up those figures. I mean, that's like slightly more than one a week. They're sizzling the stats.

Plump and juicy like a hot dog. It's like one every six days or so, probably. Can you make a healthy dog? Can you make like a dog that's just a cut of meat? What? What? What? What are you talking about?

Well like they're terrible. They're awful for you, right? Cause they're just like mulched up awful and shit. Yeah, but let's not talk about that. We don't want to talk about what's in them. We just want to talk about how they taste and how they make us feel. Yeah. And how many is the moon? So it's a lot of really good stuff. All right guys. Thanks. We'll talk to you later. Bye

Bye. Oh No, oh No, what? I One of our editors texted me that the FIFA video was done and I replied Thank you, Gavin. know notes and hit man. So feel free to juice what I meant to write invoice. Feel free to juice juice.

Hey, we'll we'll we'll we'll juice you later. See you next juice juice out.