F**kface - Who Are You? // Regulation Supplemental

Episode Date: September 29, 2024

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We are playing a thing I'm calling, Who Are You? How are you guys feeling about this? You have no idea. I haven't explained anything to you. I don't feel anything. Hi, it's me, Eric. I'm here with Jeff and Nick, and Andrew is hosting. Who are you?

Who are you? So yesterday I sent out a series of questions to all of you guys that you would have opinions on and you sent me answers and I compiled them. So how this game works is there are two players and the players in this episode are gonna be Eric and Jeff. You are the players. Okay. Now there's going to be a third role that you're going to play,

Nick, called the interviewer. And this is something that the audience can kind of play along as they listen. So the goal of the game is, is I am going to read one of the things I asked. So one of the things was, what is a movie you love? I will read what is a movie you love? And then I will give an answer that was submitted that somebody picked.

And the idea was these are things you don't necessarily associate or think the other guys know about you. I will say it and which once I finish Eric and Jeff, you will immediately begin trying to convince Nick that this is an opinion you have. Now, maybe it is an opinion you have, but Nick, you need to determine if it is so much of an opinion they have that they would write it as their answer to this question. Now, you have the ability as the interviewer, Nick, to ask five questions throughout this process.

Then you will have to make a decision. Is this Eric's answer? Is he being truthful? Is it Jeff's answer? Or is it Gavin or Ice? Is he being truthful? Is it Jeff's answer or is it Gavin or ice? Is it neither of them? They're both pretending. It might not even be one of ours. This is great.

Oh, we're going to keep track of all the points. Everyone's going to cycle through and at the end of everyone getting a chance to be the interviewer with all the combinations, we will reveal the final score. We'll do episode by episode scoring as well. But this isn't over until everyone has gone through the maximum interview process. Keep track of that. Is there anything I'm missing? You ask questions. You guys have any questions?

So Nick is the only person scoring today. You can get. Okay. Thank you. That is what I was going to explain. If Nick rules rules if Nick Let's say Jeff. It's not yours, but you convince Nick that it is you get a point if he correctly picks you okay? Oh Nick if you pick correctly You get a point and if you're both truthful if you if you, if you get truth on the person, you both get points. Got it. So if I say if I say my favorite food is

pizza and then Nick picks me for pizza, we both get a point. You both get a point. Yeah. OK. And Nick, you can also there will be, as I said, responses that are not either Jeff or Eric or whoever the players are. And you would have to pick a third one. In that case, you would just get a point by yourself. So that would increase your own score. We'll see. I think it'll be fun by the end of this to see, like,

who gets the most as the interviewer will balance it out. So the points make sense throughout these episodes. Any questions before we begin? You said five questions, is that of each of them or all together? Altogether, you get five questions. You have to be and you have to pick who you're asking So he could choose to not like if he thinks he knows right off the bat He doesn't have to ask a question he could but bank and ask three questions on the same one

Exactly. Okay. Well, it's every round. Sorry, so I'll do one. He'll get fine Okay, so remember when you ask that question The answer is actually the opposite of what he said. Yeah, sorry Compiling something and then I realized I misheard what you said. Welcome to Regulation Podcast. You almost got the answer you were looking for the first time, nearly. Listen, but it was immediately correct and it wasn't a fight.

That was on me. I acknowledged that. I misheard it. No, totally fine, totally fine. We ready to begin the game of who are you? Yep. I'm nervous. Let's do it. Okay.

A movie I love is The Mummy. Eric and Jeff, begin. Immediately, that's me. Do I just let Eric talk and then I go? No, you can interject as much as you want. Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Listen to how Jeff didn't even chime in.

Yeah, I just don't know when I'm sp- Right, right. It's because if he tells you that the mummy is his, he's a liar. Because I wrote the mummy. Ohhhh. There's no decorum. Jeff, you feel free to interject as much as you want. See, and again, see how he's not jumping in because the mummy's not his? I don't- I just- I have trouble lying to Nick. I have so lying to Nick.

I have so much respect for him. It feels weird. I gotta be honest, I'm not the mummy. Oh, okay. All right, well, that is helpful, yeah. Unless I'm trying to trick him. But why would you, you would get a point if I guessed it. Yeah, again, Nick, we could just, Nick,

we could just save everyone a lot of time. What? What? Now here's the thing you need to evaluate, Nick. We can maybe dick we could just save what a lot of what? Now here's the thing you need to evaluate Nick is Eric being truthful. Well. Yeah, that's yeah, that's I Think I think I know whose answer that is and it's not Eric's I Don't understand anyone of what I don't get what just plan is Other than he I have I have a great plan don't get what Jeff's plan is here. Other than he. I have a great plan, don't worry. His game. Is Jeff, now you have to consider Nick, is Jeff being honest or is he trying to prevent

Eric from getting a point? If he thinks that that's true. It sounds like he's trying to prevent Eric from getting a point and saying, hey, it's the mummy so that way we both get a point. Or is Jeff actually helping you Nick and trying to get you a point by not picking Yeah, it's not it's definitely not Eric and it's not a movie

He would have picked it's not it's not an Eric style mummy in Indiana Just like it is an Indiana Jones adventure with Brendan Frazier that scares me and I think about to this day with the scarabs Oh my god, are you kidding me Brendan Frazier? Eric watches Eric watches speed over and over again. He's not watching the Mummy over and over again. I think I watch Speed. So what's going, are you Meg, where you think that like somebody saw Speed

one time three months ago and you watch Speed every day. Are you insane? You said every time it's on TV, you stop and watch it. Eric, name some of the other cast. Oh, Rachel We stop and watch it. Eric, name some of the other cast. Oh, Rachel Rice is in it. OK, you have a guy who looks like Billy Zane, but he's not. That's not Billy Zane. You think it is.

And pretty much almost my whole life, I thought it was. And then when I was probably like 22, I was like people. I'm like, yeah, dude, Billy Zane in the mummy. And they're like, he's not in the mummy. I'm like, yeah, he's the mummy. And they went, no, he's not. And it's a guy that looks just like him. I don't know his name.

Okay. Guy who looks like the mummy. I'm kidding. It's me. I like the mummy. This is ridiculous. Okay. Well, Jeff, I'm going to direct my questions towards Eric. I'm sorry.

Eric, do you remember the name of the little squirrely guy who gets stuck on the other side of the river? Uh is it was that John? See you know yeah, you don't know because you didn't put the mummy John's a fucking fake-ass name Now I will say Nick you don't have to ask all five questions if you make a decision beforehand You can just lock it in, but you have three more I'm leaning a certain way Eric how many objects had to be obtained before he got his full power for Nick Nick I don't Nick I don't want to sack you on what you're doing or whatever you should Should ask questions that you know the answer to.

Why, I know the answer. That's why I'm humming to myself. Let me see. I've decided, Andrew, that it was not Eric or Jeff. Okay. I will note that and then I will reveal at the end of the episode who was right and what was wrong. Oh, I'm feeling very confident in my decision right now.

This is great. I'm so confident. This game's great. This is burger confidence, baby. But I'm not putting a pencil in the line, that's for sure. Is that good? No, I don't know. Now I'm scared.

We're doing this category again. Okay. Another movie. Okay. A movie I love, Mission Impossible 3. It's my movie! My favorite fucking action movie, Mission Impossible 3. The movie I lost my car to Gavin over because I got Keri Russell wrong.

This is the movie that has two or three of the best moments, no actually three of the best moments in the history of film. When they break into the Vatican and Ving ring pops up and he sees he sees a mission impossible there Tom Cruise and he goes so with you he goes nothing So with you he goes nothing and then when they go to break into the Burj Khalifa or whatever and they're like, alright Here's the plan. We're gonna go in and in the next scene it cuts to just hear him on the walkie-talkie going I'm not gonna make the extraction point. I'm not gonna make the extraction point He jumps out the fucking building and you have no idea what happened inside of that building.

We still don't get to know. My mind has been wondering what the, I want a movie just out of what happened in that building and I bet you it'd be two hours of fucking kick-ass Tom Cruise action. And then at the end, when his wife, the Monahan lady, when they're like sitting there after the long running scene and he's like,

if you don't, he needs her to fucking shock him to death. And he's like, if you don't, he needs to hurt a fucking shock him to death. And he's like, if you don't kill me, I'm going to die. Which is the coolest thing I've ever heard anybody say. That's why I picked that movie. Hey Nick, let me make this easy for you. That's Andrew's favorite movie. Huh? That's an interesting strategy

that you've employed there, Eric. I'm letting you know, Jeff simply remembers it because of the Gavin bet. It's not his favorite movie. It's a movie he remembers kind of. It is Andrew's favorite movie. So the category is definitely favorite movie, not a movie that you love. No, it was a movie that other people might not associate with you is what I was told.

Okay. Otherwise, I would have picked Harold and Maude or Empire Strikes Back. But I feel like I've said both of those many times in content. I will say he said Mission Impossible 3 so much in content. Jeff, how could you have such a warm memory and make it your favorite movie when it's something that cost you your car? Because Gavin and I have fake bets all day long. And he doesn't have a driver's license, so he can't use it.

That's a fair point. Could he repo it? a driver's license, so he can't use it. It's a fair point. Could he repo it? That's not a question. I'm asking that. Jeff, what was the item that Philip Seymour Hoffman's character was after in the movie? He was after the the football or the briefcase or whatever the fuck they call it. You never really know what it is for most of the movie, but I think it was some sort of a nerve agent in a canister. Andrew. Yes, I've made my decision. You've made your decision. OK, what is my decision or Nick?

It was neither of these two. Either of them. OK. Mm hmm. You are moving on to the next category. Movie, I hate. Now, this is an interesting one. Now, the movie that Nick picked for his hated movie was picked by somebody else as well. Wow. So, Nick, you're going to have to determine who hates this to the point in which they'd list it as much as you do.

My hated movie is Napoleon Dynamite. That's my pick. Fucking Napoleon Dynamite is a Jack Petillo special. I was working with him when that movie came out and much like, I love Jack to death, but much like he did with Breaking Bad, he just talked it to death. He was like obsessed with that Uncle Rico dude

because he was in a movie called Pinballs from the early 80s. And for a brief period of time when he was in like that interning, but like working with Rooster Teeth before he worked with us full time, he he acquired the license to that film and was trying to get a remake made. And he supposedly had that guy, Uncle Rico or Johnny Rico, or the fuck his name was, the guy that threw the football, to agree to be in the movie already

and he was just trying to find funding for it. And so there was like a year and a half where all I heard about was Napoleon Dynamite. And I didn't like the movie to begin with, but it really wore me down. So that's why. Nick, we're around the same age and I did not know that you hated Napoleon Dynamite

the same way that I do. It was, you couldn't escape it in high school. Everyone wearing the stupid fucking T-shirt and quoting every stupid line from that movie, genuinely this is my most despised film of all time. I have tried to watch it two times. And both times I'm going, I can't believe that anyone fucking made this.

I can't believe anybody's watching this. Is this a low budget joke being pulled on me? I genuinely despise Napoleon Dynamite and I hate what it did for movies after it because it just became, dude, if you put on a vote for Pedro shirt, that's a reference. And then this fucking John Heder guy

is never in anything else that was like worthwhile. He's what in blades of glory get real. And Napoleon Napoleon dynamite. Shit. I agree with Jeff if it's a jackatello special that really, that really adds another layer for me. But dude, I cannot stand, genuinely despise that movie. Honestly, I'm so excited to talk to you next week about how we both hate that movie. Will we record 100% heat?

Because I didn't know you hated this movie also and this fucking rules. I'm very excited. I'm so ex, as a hater, as a hater, I'm so excited to talk to you about this. I can't wait. Nick, I'm not particularly excited to talk to you about how much I hate Napoleon Dynamite because we just did it and I don't want to give it any more oxygen.

But I will say it was a tough decision between that movie and anything Edgar Wright has directed. Oh, I get that. Oh, interesting. Nick, I want you to know that as a hater, all I want to do is use oxygen on talking about how much I hate this fucking movie. God, this one, this is so much tougher than the other two. Let me tell you, because it is so believable. Versus talk about something you hate. You got it.

So believable because one, you're both in on it. Two, totally believable about Jack. I heard him talk about Breaking Bad. I know how you felt. And then on the other side, Eric, you are my age. I know how you feel about things like this. Uh-huh. And so the question basically is,

I believe you both do not like that movie. I do not know that if it's obviously one of your most hated movies. Yeah, it is my most hated movie. It is genuinely my most, I'm so excited that you listed it also, this fucking rocks. I'm so excited. The only reason I picked it, Nick,

is because I hate that driving movie he did, Edgar Wright, equally as much as the stupid ex-girlfriend movie. And I couldn't, if he had only directed one of those, I probably would have picked it. But because they kind of canceled each other out, which is why I picked Napoleon Dynamite. Interesting, interesting. Actually, Eric, what would you,

if you couldn't have picked this, what would you have picked as your oh, my God, or your most hated movie? I don't I I genuinely don't know because it this was the movie that when I read it and it said, what's a movie you hate? Napoleon Dynamite was the only thing that came to mind. I don't know that I have another movie that is on this level or even approaching it. I do believe it's the one or the two of you. Cause I think that, I think Andrew's ambivalent to it and I'll bet Gavin.

I think, I bet, see here's the thing. I would be surprised if Gavin never saw it. I bet, I bet Gavin saw it and it was sort of like whatever. I think Andrew probably enjoyed it and I don't fault him for that. Cause he's not wearing a Pedro shirt. Man. Or he never saw it.

Don't think so? For Pedro? I don't think he did. It is an election year. How many times have you tried to watch it? Two times. Right? And I've never finished it.

I've never finished it. Dude, you just, you get to a point where you go, hey, enough's enough of this. God, I don't even know what to ask because this is like, I feel like a real comradery with you two right now. Like a real kill. So I'm gonna go off of brain power here, okay?

I'm putting it out in the universe and I'm sorry, Jeff, but I'm picking Eric. I think this is Eric's least favorite. Hey man, it's your mistake. That's okay. You don't want to whine at the end of this thing, you don't get one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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I don't think I like anybody in the film, actually, except for Bruce Willis. I thought the premise was dumb. I thought Deep Impact was a better, more cerebral version of it. Everybody liked it. And I'm not even going to really spend a lot of time trying to convince you. I just fucking hated that film. I really did. Nick, I want to save you time here. It's not Jeff's it is mine All right, so I just I just spent so much time lying about Napoleon Dynamite

You can't trust this guy that's what I'm saying you gotta trust can't trust this guy. That's what I'm saying. You gotta trust me here. But he's playing the game, I understand. Yeah. I get it. Exactly. Right. We all know he's playing the game. The thing where he like does the animal cracker across Liv Tyler's stomach with his stupid Australian accent, it makes me... oh, I fucking hate that film. I hate the soundtrack. I hate Aerosmith.

I don't know if you guys know that about me. I've never liked Aerosmith. I find them to be Really? What I did disgusting is not the right word. That's too mean but just like just icky I don't like him it bugs me and they were so imbued with that stupid film and And every asshole I was in the army when that movie came out and every asshole in the army was fucking gung-ho about it And thought it was super cool. And so it was it just plagued me Again, I'm just gonna be really clear. This is it's not Jeff's well, let me ask you this then Eric

Who's would it be? I think it's it's it I think it's boy. I want to say it's Gavin's It wouldn't surprise me if it was Andrew's. But it's definitely not Jeff's. If you don't pick me here, you're giving Eric a point, I think. No, I don't think he could do anything. Okay, in that case, no. Then I don't know why he would be trying to dissuade you from scoring. It's definitely me. It's definitely not Jeff.

The only reason I was able to bitch so much about Napoleon Dynamite is because I would have picked that movie had it come to my mind. I'm different than Eric. I hate lots of stuff. And I can call 30 movies to mind. Yeah, you know me. I'm a serial liker. Yeah, you know how much I like shit. I'm not a guy who's like, what's a movie you hate? And I'm like, oh, I can only think of one. I can think of volumes of films that I hate. But Napoleon Dynamite didn't come to mind, but Armageddon did.

And so that's the one I picked. If this was really Jeff's, he wouldn't be able to be an Edgar Wright film. Here's if if this was really Jeff's, he wouldn't. It would be so with so much more fervor that he hates it. It's just I'm just tired. It's 100% mine. I picked Armageddon, Nick.

Dude, I'm telling you fucking buddy to buddy, basketball fan to basketball fan. If you pick me here, you're gonna, we're both gonna get a point. Jeff likes Armageddon. I think Jeff likes Armageddon. I get nothing. I get nothing for tricking you, do I? Yeah, you do. You get a point. Oh, well, I'm not trying to trick you. I'm trying to get us both a point. So he's trying to trick you and I'm telling you it's like, Oh, that was the trickiest.

Well, why wouldn't Eric get a point? Well, does Eric gets a point for tricking him? Well, no, he's, Eric is not trying to convince him that it's his pick. He's trying to say that it's nobody's. Oh, right, right, right. Well, I'm trying to convince you that it's my pick because it is.

It was not Napoleon Dynamite. I, although I wish I'd thought of it because I do hate that movie as much as Armageddon and as much as Edgar Wright films and as much as Edgar Wright films And as much as a bunch of other films I could list her now early. I left the theater in I couldn't get through fucking But that didn't come to mind either it was it was just Armageddon now my concern here Jeff is that you Mentioned if you hadn't thought of Napoleon Dynamite you'd have gone with an editor right film Yeah, cuz I thought I was just trying to come up with shit to

Convince you I do hate Edgar Wright. You know what? I do hate Edgar Wright and I wish I would have thought I really hate that Scott Pilgrim movie and then I couldn't and I actually thought in my head I think I hate Scott Pilgrim more than Napoleon Dynamite so how do I I had to justify it to myself by saying well I hate the baby driver movie as much as I hate Scott Pilgrim so they cancel each other out so I could pick the Napoleon Dynamite But that's all subterfuge because I really wrote down armageddon

Andrew Andrew I've made my decision. You've made your choice. I'm going it is neither of these two gentlemen. You are fucking up, dude Good choice Nick Thanks, man. Nick. You really fucked up. I'm so excited to talk to you about Napoleon Dynamite next week. You have no idea I'm so fucking thrilled. I'm so I didn't like you might have you might have picked right there, but you fucked up on this one I have no idea if that's Eric or not, but it but Armageddon was me. Oh well, oh No, it wasn't a song. I love It's any song by Madonna. That's me as well. I

am and on Madonna music Unapologized I love all of her music her entire catalog. I considered getting a Madonna tattoo for the longest time I thought that would be really funny and then she got Instagram and it changed my mind Instagram Madonna, I'm not as into, but Madonna's music I absolutely love. I grew up with her. I got one of my first ever boners to the Like A Version live performance

that she did at the MTV Music Awards. Back when I was like the age where I could first start popping boners. I have been enamored with her since Lucky Star, which is the first Madonna song I ever heard. And I have the Immaculate Collection. I beat off to the Sex Book in high school. Like I've been I've been a Madonna fan my entire life. Oh God, I regret asking this question.

Eric, what's your response? That's absolutely that's absolutely vile. I listed this because everything before 2003, Madonna is good. American Life is the last album that I think that you could really listen to all the way through and be like, oh, okay, because she started going confessions on the dance floor and it's too throwback. When you have Ray of Light in 98, here's the thing, Nick, again, we're around the same age.

VH1 gigantic in that time, an adult contemporary with ray of light in everything that she did around that time is huge. And so what happens there is you go back and you listen to True Blue, her first album. He is just making shit up right now to justify. He's just talking Madonna, but he's not talking about why he likes Madonna. I'm telling you why I picked Madonna,

because I love Madonna, because I have been in love with Madonna since I was able to be in love with women and She was like she was the coolest She was the Lady Gaga of her era and my entire life Madonna has been up until very recently has been like At the top of her game and I have been a fan the entire time. I fucking stayed up to watch the stupid, what was the Pepsi commercial video that caused so much trouble, what was that?

Where she kissed Jesus, and Jesus was black, and everybody got upset. I even stayed up late on a Sunday night to watch that. I've been such a Madonna fan my entire life. I wish I got that tattoo now. Nick. Oh God. Here's some examples.

What I'm telling you is that Madonna is someone that has been in the zeitgeist for so long that I'm tweeting about Madonna. I'm telling you that Carly Rae Jepsen is just Madonna for people that never listened to her first album, that don't know physical attraction, holiday, burning up in borderline. I don't think that's right at all.

Jeff is gonna talk about, oh yeah, Lucky Star. Wow, cool man. The first song on the first album, Deep Cut. Yes, it's the fucking first day I've been a Madonna fan. Grow up and listen to bedtime stories, stupid ho. You gotta get deep on this shit. When I'm saying anything by Madonna, I mean secret human nature, forbidden love sanctuary.

Bedtime stories, deep cut shit. Eric would have picked a song or an album. I picked a whole catalog. He wouldn't have done that. He's too specific and he's too like, he's too persnickety about it. Eric would have told you a song. He would have just said, this song by Madonna.

I picked her entire catalog because I love Madonna. Anything by Madonna is what I said. Now, I don't even, I'm not even gonna ask a question. And here's why, you're both very passionate. So I believe that it's one of the two of you. However, since the answer was all Madonna songs, or like anything by Madonna, I think Eric saying anything after 2003 not be as big a fan of. I'm going to go with Jeff on this one.

All right. That is your decision. You blew it. That is my decision. I'm glad you guys aren't revealing it to me because it's really making me sweat. Yeah. Well, you should pick right. I don't know what to tell you.

I agree with her. You got to start picking right. Dude, borderline is maybe one of the best songs ever fucking written and you pick Jeff Get real. It's cuz he knows the right answer Next category a song. I hate is hurt so good I Don't even know what that's hurt so good. I Can't even know what that's on hurt so good. I can't even lie Exactly John

Mellon camp hey, we're gonna call you John cougar Mellon camp What a fucking dipshit you talk about a guy who's been around for too long, and it was only a short amount of time. It's John cougar Mellon camp hurt so good suck shit. I It was only a short amount of time. It's John Cougar, Melanchamp, Hurt So Good Suck Shit. I fucking hate that song. I think that song's, here's the problem with that song. It's a karaoke staple and it fucking shouldn't be.

The problem with karaoke songs is that it's like, oh yeah, you gotta pick stuff that people know and everything. Great, pick Jack and Diane. Pick anything that is it. Pick R. O. C. K. In the USA. Pick anything that isn't fucking hurt. So good. John Cougar, Mellon Camp suck shit. That's the dirt worst fucking song in the world. Oh, it's not, it's not, it's not me. I can't, I can't pretend not to like that song. I couldn't even call it to my mind when I was thinking of it.

So it could be Eric. I don't know. I will say I've never heard anybody sing that song in karaoke and I've heard a lot of karaoke. I don't know why, I don't know why he, he brought the karaoke part up. Look at this motherfucker. I hate, I hate this.

It's the fakest bullshit. Oh, I hate it. Fuck! Look at, he sucks. Now I'm fairly in tune with Eric's music taste because I'm also a big fan of Yacht Rock and newer stuff I'll give a chance to. But this song

I also despise so I am leaning towards Eric at the moment, but I would like to know Eric where If you had to pick it any other song that you hated off the top of your head right now Just without hesitating. What is it? Sweet Caroline? Fuck it's you see like Nick these are songs that are drunk karaoke staples that suck shit These are well, they sucked when they started exactly exact. That's the problem and hurt So good is the type of song I still have never heard anybody sing that in karaoke

Hurt so good is a drunk mom karaoke song where she knows the chorus and none of the verse. Yep. Uh huh. That's it. I'm going with Eric, Andrew. I'm going with Eric. Your choice is Eric. Okay. Three, two, one, zero. The final seconds of the game separate true fans from the rest. The fans that are there for every victory, defeat, agony, and ecstasy. And when the buzzer sounds, you

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I picked this because I just gonna let Jeff wear himself out so that way I can actually talk about this. Go ahead. I picked this. I'm just gonna be honest with you. I'll just get out of the way real quick and then Eric can yell and scream and talk for a long time and say very little.

But what I'm gonna say is, once again, Andrew asked me to pick a show that I like that people don't think I like and I have a bit of an embarrassing admission. I have always considered myself a Seinfeld guy, and I have always kind of shit on Friends, but it's because I never really watched it until I met Emily and she is kind of quietly a big Friends fan. And so it's always kind of been on in the background.

And I discovered begrudgingly over the past seven years that I it was a pretty good show and I don't like to talk about it because I don't want Bernie and Matt and Gavin specifically to make fun of me for all the years I shit talked it to them. So I wrote that down. It is me and that's all I'm going to say. I'll answer any questions you want, but I wouldn't say I'm like the biggest fan in the world of it or anything.

I just I'm embarrassed, but I feel like if we're gonna be embarrassed we should admit it on camera That's kind of what we do here. So I am a a late in life friends fan Thanks to my wife emily I own the cassette From marcel the monkey to miss chanandler bong Friends is probably one of my favorite TV shows and I don't really care that people know or not. I loved watching Friends when it premiered.

Again, around the same age, Nick, way too young to be watching Friends, still watched it all the time. I love Friends, again, I own the cassette, has I think a Bare Naked Ladies song on it, or maybe two, and it is, shouldn't have owned it. Shouldn't have watched the show at the tender age of probably nine.

I don't think that the last season is very good. I guess the last two with Paul Rudd, those suck shit. But the rest of it, I think it's great. I think through the first five seasons, Friends is such a strong TV show, it's great. It is me. I really wish I still had this cassette. Just remember, Nick, it can't be Eric every time.

There are four other answers out there. It's true, but you also have to think about how Andrew is gaming this thing to kind of screw with your head. Oh yeah, it is. Let me tell you, it is. So how many seasons did the show run, Eric? 10.

Remember the last season where they're all making over a million because they weren't going to do it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was your favorite arc, Eric? Remember when it's the end of season, boy, is it the end of season two or the end of season three where Ben Stiller's wife is in it as Bonnie and then she's dating Ross and they go to the beach

and then Rachel convinces her to shave her head. It's the sort of like Ross Rachel, oh, he's her lobster, like that kind of thing. I think that's probably like my favorite end of the season, beginning of the season moment with that. Also I like when when Ross had the pants. Oh yeah. The leather pants. And he tries to pull them up and he hits himself in the face. That's funny. Jeff, what was your favorite outside of that one? So you can't pick that one. If you could. What is your next favorite

arc in the show? Oh dude, I can't sit. I can't name you an arc for Seinfeld or Friends right now. It's a TV show that's on in the background that when I look at, I enjoy and I get like dumb laughs at. I guess I, yeah, I don't really know. I don't like I'll be honest. I didn't even know that Paul Rudd was in the show. I may not have seen those seasons. So it's just kind of like it's just kind of like a background show for me.

She watches Veep and she watches Friends. And so it's always one of those two shows. I like Veep a lot. I also probably couldn't tell you any Veep story lines because it's not something I like sit down and focus on. I definitely didn't own a tape like Eric or anything, but it's just a show that I told people I hated and I hated it because I'd never seen it. And then I watched it, you know, begrudgingly. And I like it. I don't like it enough to remember fucking the whole seasons or anything though. Hey remember when Chandler was in the ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre? Oh, yeah, I was gonna ask you what your favorite cameo is, but it's probably that it's that or it's you also mentioned Paul Rudd Yeah, I think Janice coming back over and over again. That's pretty good tag tag sucked. I hated tag

He was the worst. Yeah, he was born too young. Yeah. Big time. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, now I here's my issue. I know. I believe didn't Gavin have like DVDs of this. He's a huge friends thing. Huge. But he's but he so I don't think he would say I'm a friend of this. I'm a fan of this show on a question that says secretly right? Yeah, I agree. He wouldn't just. It's too obvious.

It's the first show that comes to mind when you think Gavin. And I don't I don't and I don't remember Andrew ever talking about it. He may have been probably too young for it, because like Eric said, you and I were too young for it at the time. I definitely heard Andrew talk about friends before. For sure. Is that right? I think so, I think so. Andrew, who's your favorite friends character?

I like Ross, but I'm not part of this game. Hell yeah. I mean, you are in a way part of this game. Yeah, I mean, think about it, Nick. Everyone's favorite character, Ross. Yeah, Ross. Yeah, everybody. David Schwimmer. Hey, he was good in Band of Brothers.

Remember when Padgett Brewster was in it and that's when Joey and Chandler stopped being friends? And the Chandler had to be inside the box? He's just going to wear you down reciting shit that he's remembering or Googling right now. Well, here's the other thing. I'm also worried that it's a TikTok trend that he went through at a certain point. No, that's Mad Men. I know Mad Men pop through and I also know that the Sopranos did as well. Oh, yeah, absolutely. No, that's the new one.

I will say we haven't watched Friends in a while because Emily's been watching Sopranos so much, but we're past that. Now it's West Wing. Oh, walk and talk, baby. Um, Shhh. I, Jeff, I don't think it's you. Okay.

I also don't think it's Jeff. I don't think Gavin would put that unless he was just phoning it in. So I'm gonna go with Eric. I think it's Eric. Hell yeah, good pick. I think you made a mistake. Yeah.

The only thing I didn't watch was the reunion. I didn't like a lot of watch the union part for the course. All right. The last question before we start revealing these results. A TV show that I hate. Friends. God damn, you're picking me every time. It is me. I can't fucking stand friends. I've never seen it. I don't like it. Bernie and Gavin and Matt fucking were so up its ass for so long. I'm a Seinfeld guy I made up everything I said before this Can't stand that fucking show couldn't name you five characters from it did know Paul Rudd was in it pretended like I didn't earlier and

have nothing positive to say about friends and Jeff I'm gonna stop you right there. It's you yeah I'm not I mean, I'm not even gonna bother to make it I was gonna try to go for something like oh no, it's Andrew. You probably it's Andrew um Yeah, we could just get this over with yeah, I can't fucking stand friends It was hard to pretend to like it there for a bit Emily's not a friend Yeah, it's absolutely me. I can't fucking stand friends. It was hard to pretend to like it there for a bit. Emily's not a friend's person.

She doesn't watch friends. All the other TV shows I mentioned she is that I just threw friends in there to. Yeah, well, I like friends to V. That's where I was like, oh, it's not she doesn't watch friends in the background. We've gone through all the categories for now. Let's now go through the actual results of this game. The first question was a movie that I love and I said the mummy Nick.

You said that that was neither Eric nor Jeff. How do you feel about that at this stage? I feel worse now that you're asking me that I'm just going through. I'm just curious now that we've gone through the whole game. Do you still hold that opinion? I think I do. I think I do honestly, but you're correct about that.

That was my pick for a movie. That really I love the money Gavin. It's such a fun as you said it's a I weirdly I'm not a big Indiana Jones guy Which you'd probably expect as a mummy fan as you said Eric kind of adjacent Benny I there's the answer you're looking for Nick for the power across the river. Can't forget Benny and everybody remembers that they do The next one was another movie. I love which is Mission Impossible 3 That's just said You said that That was nobody cool as well. Yeah, all right. Yeah, it's Jeff

Damn, I Explained the entire fucking movie to you in 30 seconds. I gave you the highlights It's the only thing I've ever heard him remember Yeah, I think that the fact that you didn't say rabbit's foot is the thing though that I just couldn't remember that One thing yeah I was like, oh no Yeah, oh man Well, it was me you fucked up. Well. I did fuck up the next one was movie

I hate which is Napoleon Dynamite was the thing you said that it was Eric You were correct on that I didn't know you hated that movie. This is fucking suck. Yeah, it's a terrible fucking terrible fuck. I hate that movie so much. It sucks shit Nothing is not funny. Yep. No. Yep. The next was Armageddon as a movie that I hate Nick You said that that was nobody I believe what was your locked in on that one oh At this point man. It's all just up in the air

Nobody Writing it down Andrew this wrong. I did I wrote it down what I just I was just seeing if he remembered nobody You're wrong Nick. It was Yeah You were wrong, Nick. It was Jeff. It's definitely Jeff. Yeah. I hate that fucking movie. I'm sorry. That's okay. I was honest with you. I tried to connect with you. I tried to tell you. But like, buddy, you got to pick it.

Was it really bad? Like, being in the Army when that movie came out, did it fucking suck? Yeah. It fucking... just in every way. I hated that film. I was serious. I said I liked Deep Impact better. I thought it was a way version of that story. I just... fucking... it was gross. Deep deep impact better. I thought it was a way version of that story. I just fucking it was gross Deep impact was better. The next was

loved song Madonna god. Oh god. He said it was Jeff You did you was me did he not did it what that's how I have it for scoring I don't remember him saying that I remember him saying it was neither of us. Oh, I thought I said it was you. Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe you did. I wrote it down. You wrote it down. Yeah, I said Jeff. That's right. I absolutely said Jeff.

Okay. Because you were very emphatic about it. I don't know. I'm starting to think that Jeff... I'm starting to think that Nick said me, actually. I'm starting to think that you should shut the fuck up. Nick and Jeff, you get a point. It was Jeff. As all Madonna. Crazy. I had no idea.. It was Jeff as all Madonna. Crazy. I had no idea.

That's crazy. I love Madonna. I think her first album is so fucking good. I agree. Eric gave you a run for your money there though. Holy shit. Oh yeah. That was a great run by you, Eric. I really like Madonna through like that early,

that VH1 era of Madonna is fucking brutal. But like she did that Austin Powers song and it's like, that's kind of like the last time you could probably listen to Madonna and be like, this is pretty good. I wouldn't have told beat off stories if it wasn't true. Well, now here's the thing. I don't agree with that.

I don't think, I think that's a lie. Give me a point. The next was hated song hurt so good. Nick, you said that that was Eric. I did. You are incorrect. That is a Eric and only Eric. That was mine.

I fucking hate her. Eric at all. No, I like that song. Stand it. Oh, I hate it so much. I think I think that's all I think that's all totally fine. I also think that's when he's John Mellencamp. I don't think he's John Cougar like that song. I can't stand it. Oh, I hate it so much. I think that song's totally fine. I also think that's when he's John Mellencamp. I don't even think he's John Cougar at that point. I think he's just John Mellencamp.

He rotates around. I hate everything about John Mellencamp. Can't stand him. I think he's so cringy. Is he Canadian? I don't think so. I think he's from Indiana. Oh yeah, you're right.

He is. He's from Indiana. The next one is Love TV show Indiana. Oh, yeah, you're right. He is he's from Indiana. All right, the next one Love TV show friends. Oh god, Nick you picked Eric I'm wrong You both get a point. You're both Yeah, I it's it's like oh I get Lissopranos and all this stuff it is in my heart of hearts I know what it is and then the the last one asked, hated show.

I appreciate your honesty. You said Jeff. That Andrew, that's so funny. Back to back. That's such a funny, that's such a funny structure. That's so good. Twice, it's great. It's so funny.

I hope you do it to some other people. I want it, well, you were right. First of all, was Jeff's listed show. I thought it was funny that you guys had a show that was your favorite and hated. I thought that was great. I also wanted to like create a problem in the strategy you used, Eric, of posting the cassette where that really helps if there's nobody else that lists that they hate it and then becomes Your proof is difficult evidence. Yeah, so to add to total up the game

Nick you ended up scoring. I believe five points. Hell. Yeah, Eric scored three points. Nice chef scored two points Wow, and two points went to no one. They were wasted. Great job, fellas. Trash pile. Feels good. Feels good. Trash points. I gotta find that Friends cassette again. It has clips from the show

where it's like some talking parts and stuff. Like early seasons. God, gross. Yeah, I gotta find that again, man. That's pretty good. It's got Hootie and the Blowfish on it. Yeah, but you don't like cassettes, remember? You went on a whole tour.

I definitely don't like cassettes. No, that's on a whole tour. I definitely don't like cassettes. I got no. That's why I'm just going to. I'm going to see if I can find out like Apple music. I'm not going to buy them. I'm not going to actually get the cassette. It's just the the idea of the music I got to get. Cassettes are terrible. Yeah, because clues the first episode of Who Are You will be back with another one

of different people, different positions, different questions potentially. That was a lot of fun. I am glad we did this. I'm going to think about it, maybe adjust a few things for next time. I think when we do it, when there's all five of us, could be a fun thing where you could ask the person who's listening on the side, they have an opinion. I don't know.

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