Fladseth - #192 - Marko Cvitanovic

Episode Date: April 5, 2024

Marko er på besøk, eller "Den Bosniske Løven" som han kalles i stand up-miljøet. God prat!

It was Kurt Nilsen's immortal classic, She's So High. I'm in the studio with Marko Svitanovic. Good morning. Good morning. Did you know that I was in the final with Avidor, with Kurt Nilsen and… World Idol? No, not World Idol, but the final with Kurt Nilsen and him… Sigeit and Ormås? Sigeit and Ormås, yes. I was at the final in 2003 or something. Congratulations! Thank you! It's not the Norwegian Brazil in the World Cup.

It's one of the history books. I'm Marco Svitanovic, I've dreamed of having a Marco in my life since I was young. Do you think you have Marco Energy? I think that's the hardest name we have. Yes, is it? Yes, I think so. In the world? I think it's a pretty soft Bosnian Croatian name.

If I had Drago, I would have... I think you're right. So we have Drago, yes. That's what I forgot, of course. Lukas is a bit... They are the same for me. Luka and Marco. But Drago is, Drago. That was of course a bit of a surprise. Lukas is a bit... They are equal to me. Lukas and Marco. But Drago is of course... Drago is completely insane. It's like Rex. Rex Hansen.

Yes, there are a lot of kisses, but there is always a series where you have to be... one of the bosses or after that a a little scary guy, it's Marco. It's one of Marco's fast cash shows. Lately in the show that Jørn is in, Pyrk, the boss is Karev. Marco. Karev is Marco. His character is called Marco Svitanovic. No, it's called Marco Stankovic, or whatever his name is. But Marco is anyway.

Karev, he is a Bosnian. He is, maybe they have been cheating a bit. But Galvan has played, he is the work party guy, then Karev can be Bosnian. Is there a little bit of dark skin in Bosnia? Is it a bit homogenous? Yes, they say that Croats and those on the Danube coast are a bit darker than those on the Bosnia coast, because they are a lot out on the ground and are a bit like bunnies. So Nikkari was coming for that? Then he has been mute on the events. Maybe, I don't know. Leo is also a bit like... He is a blackface.

He is, maybe. He is a real blackface. Maybe, but he just has the attitude. No doubt. Okay, Alder. 33. Nice doubt about it. Okay, age? 33. How old are you? 34.

You are 89. Weight? Says 80. Height? 183. BMI? I don't know what that is. Favorite attack? What do you do when you have to attack? Attack? No, a jab maybe? A little left jab. A small jab and hold them a bit away. Hold them away with jabs? Yes, hold them away with jabs.

Like a fun job on the punching putah? Yes. Just hold them away with jabs? Yes, I am old boxed. Because it sounds more like my next question. What is your favorite defense? Yes, that might be more of a jab. But then I say a flying kick.

That's not the first thing I said. And it's not the last. I say fly kick. That's not the first thing I said, and it's the last thing I said. I have said it myself. As I have said several times, my first and only fly kick was in the drum. I got fly kicked. You got fly kicked? What was the situation? We were running away from some people who were after us. There and then.

The last time I got fly kicked Flykick was in the street of Gohgata in Drammen. I don't remember much more than that. No, but it's not the first and last time someone has been Flykicked in the street of Gohgata in Drammen. Is it one of the cities we have that has been Flykicked? I wonder if it's at the municipality weapons. I was in it as a guy who was asked to flykicked at the municipality weapons. An old northerner who is completely confused on the municipal weapons. Jon Gjerde who takes flykicks on the municipal weapons. You can get new municipal weapons. I don't understand why not more do it. No, Sandefjord, where I'm from, they had the best municipal weapon in Norway, according to all in Sandefjord.

There has not been any national competition on it, but it was a pretty nice municipal weapon. And then it was fought together with Stokke and Annebu. And then they had to get a new municipal weapon. I regret that I started talking about this. But it's clearly a thing. There was a election on that, there was one that talked about it it is that it's a city of elections and elections and elections. Yes, yes. Is there any election in the last version? I don't hear anything.

Everything is elections. Valdtorve, the Valdkjeften and the Blue Valdadens, who are cheering for football. There is so much election. But now it's... I can't talk about it anymore. No, shit. My favorite is Haraldsson, a kind of... I have a kind of spout I have started with. I ask all these things. It's just to put the guest in a way. Favorite drink of choice? Drink or like in...

It's what you like to drink. Beverage. Beverage. I am an beer man. But if I drink... It can be anything you like to have in your lab. Oh, it's an beer. An ice... I keep getting screwed in an ice-cold beer in the bar. Nothing beats that. Now I realize that the most brilliant character thing I have ever seen in a series or movie in the trailer part of it. Yes, a little bit. He is the only guy who always has a rum and cola in his hand. Even if it's a gang war, he has a gun in his hand. And the drink is always stuck in his hand.

I think that's so nice. You have to buy it too. It's not like, it's not exactly within the realism you have to buy. Yes, but you often see people who just walk around with a drink in their hands. I feel like there are some who are like... He is a kind of drink guy who just goes out and drinks a little every day. Burning wine and such, is it? I think it's... I'm not in favor of that thing that tobacco and fire wine are spicy and that it belongs to the forties.

Especially cigar and cigarilla, and maybe smoke is not so spicy anymore. Cigar is spicy. I think it's the king. If you say, give me a good cigar and a whiskey, then you are blue Harry in my... Yes, but okay, then I am Harry then. Yes, but it is very attractive, and it is not so far away, then I saw a guy who walked along one of the side streets of Kaluanai, then I see a guy who, if you are not a cigar guy and you go and smoke a cigar on the street, it is something strange to see, completely normal A4 people go with a cigar in their hands and listening to podcasts without thinking about anything special. Not everyone is a pull-off, of course. I was in Monaco for a little trip at the start of Easter.

I was. And there man crush on cigars sometimes. A guy who sat there, had a real lady sitting next to him, eating the most delicious dishes, and after the meal he lit a cigarette. I'm a real clown. I'm very angry. I sat there, I wanted to do it myself. I think it looks nice. Nice? I love to take a cig, it's beautiful, but a cigar, it's such a fucking statement. And it's so nice with cigars. I think I have to be like that, if I have to smoke a cigarette to have a cigarette. Should I go over to a cigar and smoke that cigarette?

Oh, damn. I think I like people who smoke a cigarette like a faggot hat. If you want to smoke a faggot hat... Like a faggot hat? What is that? That's the usual mafia hat, the Michael Jackson hat, which is totally raw. If you smoke a cigarette like that, then you can smoke a cigar too, I feel. But there aren't many people who like to smoke that. The one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, the one with the hat, It suddenly came up a couple of years ago, I felt that now I'm a cigar fan again. Like, what the hell is this? End? No, now I'm going to show you a picture of me with a cigar. I don't think you understand the thing. Yes, Tony Soprano with a cigar is fucking awesome.

Man, my cigar. I'm not sure, it's guaranteed that you'll see it. Yes, fuck! What about Arnold? But isn't Arnold... He's smoking a cigar. There's something masculine and wild about it. How do you have that club between your teeth? But do you have those Andrew Tate and those guys who have become cigar people and who are going to have so at playing the guitar, who just give it all the taste.

What about that guy? He is totally crazy, but that is not a cigar, that is something completely different, right? No, it is a cigar. I don't know what other pigs he has in there, I'm not going to ask, but I think it's just a good cigar. Okay, okay, okay, okay. But do you hear me okay in the microphone there, because I hear some kind of echo-like stuff. Do you hear that? Yes. It should because I hear some echo-like stuff. Do you? Yes.

It should be okay. Yes, it is definitely okay. They always... Every time... There are some who comment on it, that I pick up the hook and screw on things, but I have often not done it either. It always goes well. As long as it comes out nicely, I use it.

It's not a problem for me. No, it's probably... He always checks that the sound is good. So if there is something, it's the headset. That can be worse. That is not quite tip-top. Okay, Marco. We are going around a bit here and there. You are a comedian. Yes, it's not a bad title. No, but you are funny too.

Yes. The last time I saw you, maybe there was a clip where someone was stalking you. Yes. You had one, you were poking a little bit away from the gas conflict there. Yes, it was. In a way. But the joke was ready, but there was one that... no, those who are going to stalk, those who are going to... It's a bit obvious that they just want to show themselves in a way.

It's about them, they want to be in the spotlight themselves. It was the type. Yes, and the child, as they are often, very rough. Was that also the case? Yes, like, away from the feet. He had been out and picked up a girl or something like that, and drinking and everything, and came back and was a complete snowman. And it was like five minutes after that Israel joke of mine.

Five minutes out of my seat, where I was talking about something completely different. Like, you just have to say something. And the traveler starts talking about it. It was a very strange situation. And it's hard to stand and try to defend. I was like, oh damn, I talked a lot of shit about that conflict down there. So you just stand there and take on them, and say, high five, free Palestine, and then you move on. No, it's true, those who don't take the context, those who don't hear the joke, but who hear,

you can't talk about this, this is bad for me, and so they It hits them emotionally and blocks everything else. Yes, but what's strange about this joke, without me telling it, is that it's more anti-semitic than anti-palestinian. It's very strange that he reacted in the first place. If you hear jokes and are used to jokes, you put everything aside. Yes, and I haven't gotten any feedback after that, in a way. I have told it to a Palestinian and Arab and all that, but apparently it was a guy from Pakistan who got very upset about that.

I had a lady on the cold boat. She was so horny the whole show, she was all in the fire, all in the dog. So after a few seconds she broke her way into the backstage. I always say, I'm relaxed, it's going well. I think it's just fun. I had a joke that went on, it was a story about a woman who had been raped in the meta-verse. Okay.

The avatar had been raped. And then I said, it is very difficult to take seriously. It's just to close the mouth, as I say. But she was asked about something you had said on the stage that evening? No, it was something like this. Because she said that she was a narco of rape. She had some rape stories on it. Rape stuff and stuff. There was no of a violent thing. But it had some violent stuff going on, and there was no way to deal with it. But it's like that. It's a hang-up in the words. Not in context.

But Edru? Absolutely not. It's more the opposite. It was an unusual question. Because it's never been that way. It's never been tackled or confronted by someone who is a bit of a jerk. But it's a bit. There aren't that many of them in Norway. I think there are a few of them.

A bit too few? Yes, a bit too few actually. But there is a lot of talking, shouting and people who might take a little plass in the hall. But it's a wow thing. I haven't noticed anything about it. No, but it's always extended. It was never a thing. No, it was's always extended. It was never a thing.

No, because I started with Stand Up in 2019, and that was when it was supposed to be on the top, but I just couldn't notice anything. It was and it is still a bit difficult to go into some topics, and it's not that people are so easily frightened, as you should be. It's possible that you are standing on a stage and the audience is sitting in a room, and if you laugh or do something outside of yourself, you separate yourself and you get some focus on yourself. And the worst thing most people know is to get focus on yourself. It's life-threatening to stand on that stage yourself, it's life-threatening to do a lot focus on yourself. It is life-saving to stand on that stage, it is life-saving to do a lot outside of yourself.

That's why I laugh depending on the fact that you get the majority. So if I have... I feel like I talk a lot in the podcast, but I have jokes, or at least one joke that is in my show now. When I talk about... I'm actually talking about IS. But you hang very much to Islam in a way, and just the whole IS or martyr thing that I'm talking about, I think people are a little scared of where I'm going. And therefore it feels extra quiet. For a while, without that joke, I've learned to just stand in it, because it's not dangerous, it's just funny. I just joke around with terrorists. I'm not allowed to joke around with terrorists.

I'm not allowed to share. But if I stand in it, I joke around with people who are running around, just people who dream of paradise, no matter who they belong to and what they belong to. But it's a bit quiet. I have done this quite a lot on the test tour and in the beginning of the show, so I have noticed that this is going again. And I think it's that uncertainty, where is it going? I can't do anything like that. But I don't think it's because people are woke. I think they are afraid to say something wrong. And I am afraid of that too. It's not like I'm sitting here smiling and laughing when you're going to pick him up.

Because I... Most of the time you come with something funny. But it's like, okay, where is the skull with this thing? But saying others is more like, oh shit, maybe he will say that he can't do it. I know you can do it. And if you say it, if it's not hysterical, you can see what you tried in a way. And you can apologize for that. I think it is, I think, and it was a period when you were extra, that you were extra, people little extra careful, a little extra confronted by... On stage as a... As a comedian who has been confronted with one thing or another. Oh, shit, that was uncomfortable. By the situation that arose between the audience and the comedian. Yes, I have that, but it's often gone bad.

I rarely remember that I have... Or I have seen good jokes that I haven't been so well received, or that I haven't got the laughter I deserve. I wouldn't say that the audience doesn't appreciate it. But I've thought about it, that it should have been more laughter, because this is damn fun. But it's possible that people will hold it back a little. Because if you just let go of everything and start laughing at the premise, when the first joke is not put yet, then you put your head on the block. But I think that you can't say anything anymore, we have understood that. That is very media-scripted. Very. And it is interesting to see how... Dambi Choi should be the 70s now.

I see. What would I see actually? That he is the only one? No, they have something like that. I haven't been on a children's race or something like that since I went to kindergarten. You are fat. I am fucking fat. You are not a child, to be honest. I haven't been on a race since I was a child. You are so young! I don't know, and I'm from Sandefjord, so I don't know where it is, but I remember that there you had the May 7 speech down in Torg, and that was a big thing.

There is probably the same thing here, where the FIFs in Oslo meet somewhere in the centre of Oslo, and there are the May 7 speeches and stuff, but it's probably there. I feel that I have been asked about something similar before as well. Not main speeches, but I just feel that I had to take a stand for this before. I just can't keep up with the 17th May speeches. I'm so far away from it. Maybe when I turn 50, I can take that. Okay, now I have the courage, when I'm am brave enough to keep my 17th May speech. And talk about the big important things and such. Do you think you will manage to have a normal speech without being funny?

Yes, I could probably manage that. Because then it suddenly becomes stand-up for a fucking... I see myself standing on that stage and running stand-up, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to be funny, trying to It's very comfortable, it's very clean and clear that that's what I'm doing. That's why it's like that. It's the experience. Now I'm in some reality now. I wasn't serious in there. Very fun by the way. Thank you for being there. But you're a damn good character. Yeah, I was never serious in there, but it's cut as if it's more serious.

There are some who take it very seriously. I experienced it. I was there drinking wine and having fun. Yes, but there are some in there who take it very seriously. But what is dangerous if you are a comedian and you are doing those reality shows where you show a lot of pain, where you show... You are a bit serious and concerned about the competition, and you are locked in drama and intrigues and allusions and that thing. Then you miss a little bit. Yes, but then you were a little bit on the winning side. No, I took it. After a while I was just a little bit like,

now my strategy actually looks like it can work in a sick way. Yes. Because I have just taken it as it comes. I haven't fooled anyone, I haven't played anything. So I thought that maybe these voices and what you do would come for a day, I thought quite clearly. Yes, because you come out of it very well. And Dambele is a good person, he loves that thing, that he gets a little hate, but as she broke, she got a little hit for the last thing. But you get a lot of hate. First of all, people out here relax, do you think people are mad at Ida in there? People are crazy. There was something about Cesarick on TV, so this is a well-known thing.

Several actors were yelled at on the street. Linfjolken saw the hat fit. That you dare to kidnap me! Juni! Hello! A kidnap here! My country! Yes, that was... And Ingar Helge Gimle, who played...

The priest, the pedo priest. The rape pedo priest. He got a surgery. And Anette Hoff couldn't go to the pool in real life, because people were like, I just have to tell you, this is the best for you, I do this for your sake, you shouldn't buy that bottle. You are alcoholic, Juni! I can't imagine that would happen today. I feel that people are more enlightened now than they are now, but I can see that there was something out there in the 90s that was just... everything on TV is right, what's going on in these boxes is

100% real news. Yes, but it's still like that. I get messages from people who say like, vote out thin. People are still completely idiots. So you think we are there from the week? That this will be a direct message? I will send an SMS to get Ida in the mood tomorrow. Send SMS 3 to 8083. The thing is that Ida is a very nice lady and she was funny in there. And what you don't see is always the other. So it's a bit strange. But that's how it is. I think you had to endure it a bit.

But that was your first reality show. You shot like that, I don't know if you can count it as reality. No, the first one I did was like that. I call it indie reality. Okay. No, but like that. It's often a parody of the reality genre, or it's like in the show The Unallowed Run in the Yard, where I'm like, it's a joke, it's a comic in reality. So I've done something like that, and it's like a gimmick in The Unallowed Run in the Yard. Like the spider thing. I talked about that in the previous episode. Yes, the spider thing. You talked about that in the previous episode.

I had a line from the game. Yes, that's right. So it's not... We can talk a little about me too, but no, we have come here to talk about... Where were we? Where the hell were we? We were on some stand-up stuff. Who are you? How far are we? Marko Svitarnović, Sandefjord, 33 years old, comedian.

83 kilos. Yes, that's what we've been given. So, what do I think? Yes, comedian, producer, producer, Luke. Luke with Jørnis Josef, I sit behind there and do nothing really. We do minimal work in that podcast, but pop in with a comment in the news and scroll down the buttons. Where do you come from? How did you get into humor and voice acting? I started pretty late, because as I said I am 33 years old and started in 2019, so I was 28.

You are one of the new old comedians. Yes, I am one of the new old comedians. So Sivert too? Yes, Sivert is also in... Yes, he was... You have been doing this for a while now? Yes, we are starting to get to... It will be my 15th year, which I started now, in the fall.

So, but I started right before the pandemic. Started on... I am one of those who did not go to the course, the Rdk course, and who just thought that I wanted to start with it. I went up to Bodø, because I didn't want to suddenly come back with a guy in there who I knew the first time I was going to have a stand-up. I didn't think so. So I went up to Bodø.

I had a lot of people there. I didn't take it seriously, because if that was going to happen, I wouldn't want to have it with me for the rest of my life. I thought I would just do it once. If it went to hell, it was just once. Then it wasn't enough for me. I went to the house, because I didn't know anyone. I knew of course the bartender who was standing in the bar. So it was so...

Did you get a good one? No, it went very, very, very well. The first night. I travelled to Oslo with a big bravure. And I thought that I would take over the whole world. I bombed like a hell the second time, which you always do. But I'm really happy that it went well the first time. Because I'm sure that if I had bombed the first time, I would have probably not...

I would have probably tried it a long time later. But then I got a real blood on my teeth the first time. So, no, that's what I'm happy for. But yes. It's a very good feeling, that thing. Yes, it is. It works on the stage. Now you get a little placed, I have to say.

I say it right, you know. When you do so much, and then it goes. If you have done so many years, it goes pretty well, too. At least the euphoria you don't get so much, it's mostly going well. At least you don't get that euphoria much longer. Yes, I can. Now you've been doing much more than me. But I get to do it super well on a full stop of music, or in Bergen, or wherever. Of course not. Of course not like the first time you are doing great with applause and such,

where that is a completely new thing. Not that I get so damn much applause all the time now, but that the feeling you get the first time is completely different than what it was, so it gets a little sterile, unfortunately. Applause I think is a little boring. The best thing is when there is so much flow that you torture the applause by just going on. Yes, I have started to say the applause, that people should give me applause, That's when it's so easy that you're just This one? Yes. I give it to you. I give it to you. This one... we'll take a place with this one. We'll take a place here.

We'll run a place here. And then I do that a couple of times. And then I can just raise my hand like this, and then people understand that they will give me a place. So it's a bit cute to give them a place. It's fun to be a bit cocky. Yes, it's very fun. I said that because I was in Moss yesterday and stepped in for Dag. Yes, that's right. So people might expect Dag, so I said, Dag I was in Moss yesterday and stepped in for Dag. Yes, that's right.

So people might expect Dag, so I said, Dag won't come, I'm surprised. I stepped in instead. Fuck off Dag. Yes, but that works. It's gonna be a hell of a... There's a new sheriff in town. Yes. It turned out that I almost had to kick him out of the house.

Oh. Damn. I'm not so good at portraits. You would be disappointed if you were on the side. Damn! I'm not good at portraits. No, no, but yes. Sandefjord, Stand Up, love history, love music. Good. We come from... Are you doing a portrait interview? Portrait interview? You know that, Henrik. If I'm a before. If I'm a Easter guy, no, it's not... Is there anyone who is Easter-people, except for super-Christians? Yes, people love Easter. Okay. Yes, Easter, then you have to have a hut and such.

I think there are so many others who are Christians who celebrate it. Who celebrate, or who mark Jesus' crossifixion and death. It could never have fallen on me to make a ceremony around that. But is Easter also an ancient Greek high time, like we had with Christmas, that you just convert to Christmas and come to something else, and Easter comes from something else, or is it totally Christianized? It sounds like that, since it celebrates or marks his death, which should be quite time-consuming, if it was one case we are talking about. But it varies with several months from year to year,

so I don't know if that was also an old Danish tradition. Yes, I think that now we drink in the spring, or something like that. Now we can drink in the autumn. Now the malt is ready to make the honey. Now it's only three weeks until the food is rotten and we have to start seeing new things. It can be something like that. Yes, exactly, because it depends on the grip that Norway became Christian. But they still fail to put Easter everywhere in the Christian world. But that they just took it and changed the old hedonistic tradition.

We can be proud of that with Easter. Yes, for Christmas, at least Christmas, that you were celebrating Christmas was the Viking tradition. Was it? Yes, so you were celebrating Christmas. And then it was Christmas. Then it was Christmas. Yes, then it was Christmas. And then they sat with their horns, with their mouths.

And then they sat with their horns. And then it was Christmas. And then it was Christmas And then it was Christmas And then it was Christmas And then she woke up I don't know about that But are you a Easter boy?

Absolutely not I think it's interesting to ask What do you know about Easter? Can't you go through us? What is it? What happened to Jesus from start to end? We can take, because it is the different holidays that we have... Should I quiz you or test you? Yes, can you do that? I say yes. Because you have every first day of the week, because it is Sunday, it is Palm Sunday.

It is Sunday before Easter, a start in a way. It is the first Monday that you have free. It is the first Sunday. Palm Sunday is when Jesus comes into Jerusalem and they put down some palm trees and stuff, and He comes on the donkey. Why palm trees? I don't know what it is. I say it was wet that day. And that they just... It is guaranteed. That they let it was wet that day. And that it was... That they let it out like a kind of red race? Green race? Yes, green race let it out there, as he came in there, riding on a donkey.

Which I also think was a kind of statement against the fact that he was there for the poor. Because if not, he would have come in on a horse or a camel or something like that. He should be one of the people. He should not have come in on a horse. No, he came in as a… He was supposed to be one of the people, not the horse. No, he came in as a donkey. So that is… So you mean that he didn't want to be a fool, but rather a successful man? Yes. But he came in and was praised as the king of the Jews.

Yes. But still he was supposed to be a great king of the earth. He didn't come on any horses, even if he was the king. Yes, but it wasn't that that was the MO to Jesus, that he would help the blind and the poor, and water the wine and go on the water. I don't know if it's so people-like, so people-like to go on the water. Look at him, he's so down there.

Yes, if he was going on the water to go out and help someone who was drinking, for example, then it's a year later. He just went to the water to show off. That's not so bad. The fucking chef is Jesus. Yes, but it's fine. We promise you that the palms are not waved and waved. No, I mean that they are laid down like a red runner and They are laid down like a red runner and he sits on his horse. Green? Green? Green runner. I am a colored blind too.

Are you? I am actually. You piss me off. You piss me off. There is not one guest who is not supposed to win. Everyone has his own. There you can see. Tinitus had a little while ago. Who was it? I will not tell you. It was Stueve. Oh, hello Tinitus. Damn, that must be the best!

Yes, and in Bergland it is. Who? Jonas Bergland. Oh, he too? There are two comicals in Norway who have it, and it's those two. Jesus Christ, I can't understand how they are. I think you are as good at adapting as a person, so I'm counting on you finding a way. Yes, you become used to it. Again, I'll tell you an old story from...

I heard once, I think it was a nice picture of something. I remember that's why I sat down. There was an astronaut who was going to go out alone on an expedition with a space suit. And for several months he was going to be out. Is that true? Yes, and it's not like you can't pull any emergency brake. It's like that. Pretty early on in the journey, there is a sound in the So he found out that if he was going to survive this and not be insane to sit and whine and be completely crazy

for a few weeks or days, then he must learn to love that sound. So he must use everything he has to learn to love that sound in Skrågård, to not get crazy. Instead of sounding like you're going to get crazy by that. Yes, then I think that you're going crazy. I think it's gone wrong. I'm just thinking, damn it. You're just sitting there and saying, I love you, little sound. And if it's not in rhythm, and it's just a random sound that comes in between, it must be annoying.

But what did you do with it? I don't remember. I just found pictures of it. Is it still there? Yes, it's still there. He loves it. It's always there. And he loves it every day. He doesn't go home. He loves the sound of it for 30 years. And he is happy.

He is happy like a fish. He is healthy and loving. It's nice to see. It's like a shell that lies in the outermost gravity up there. The RPS line there, yes. And that was mostly That's About It. That Sunday? That Sunday was celebrated.

And nothing else? Nothing else, I think. Monday is nothing special. Tuesday is nothing special. Wednesday is nothing special. I notice that this is going to start as a fixed thing. Take us through Easter. And hear the guests in different things that I can't do myself. And Thursday was a day for Renna. Thursday. Thursday.

Because that is when he was last meal and Judas for the root. We will get to that, but just because you have this Palm Sunday, and then there is actually nothing in between. Because there were regular days for Jesus and the gang, or what was that? Yes, but... Has something happened there too? When was the last meal? I think so, because long Friday, if we are just going to jump really fast,

that was a long Friday for him, because that was when he hung on the cross. Yes, that is the time. Yes. Thursday is the last meal and stuff, yes. Yes, but is it because then then I have to say that Judas has been arrested the same evening and then he has been arrested and executed

the day after. I think the justice system at that time is going very fast. It was the Romans and such. We have to think about, because there is so much that is Jesus and people are almost shocked about how they could do it to Jesus. He was a ch traitor, a Roman rich man.

It was a Nazi, it was really, really strict and for a rich man it was. You have seen the Monty Python in the book I'm counting on, Life of Brian. They are very proud of that. That being a Roman is actually done for us. They have built roads, so they are like, yes, but without roads, then what would they have done for something? Yes, of course, this is a clock system. Yes, okay, clock system, but what? So they just mention a lot of stuff.

So in relation to how they lived, but now it was like the Jews who were in those countries, Judea was what it was called at that time, they were always very rebellious and all that stuff, so they didn't want to have their own country and their own power. Yes, it was probably the rebels, it was all the way the rebels who faced the power and the Jewish, but you can imagine in any authoritarian power there comes one who comes one who challenges the authority of the established. And who starts to talk about the son of God, and the cow, and the hay, and becomes a traitor. So it is clear that they wanted to get rid of him. It was like Navalny, like... Our time Jesus. It was a bit difficult to just cut the rope on him at once, but they worked very hard to get him off the road.

We have cleared his way. Yes, but I think... They didn't think he would become a prophet. Or that he would become a saint, get a saint status. So he made a big mistake with the cross. Can we say that? Is that a good fact? No, but that was good for us, because he died to clean our sins and blah blah blah. So we are very pleased with that he was a saint. Yes, and it is an interesting thought that can be drawn through, if not that they had killed him. How successful would Jesus Jesus been then? Had he just been one of those guys who had walked around there and tried to get the Jews to believe that he was the Son of God,

because he was 80? He had been like all the other dictators, or had been like Saddam Hussein or Gaddafi type, who first started with some healthy idealism and some good ideas and thoughts about the way forward for the country, to his dear country. And then it totally rumbled for the boy there. And Gaddafi had, after all, had such a thing. He noticed different young girls around him, and they were going to have sex with him. And I've heard rumors that he also had a secret entrance, a tunnel that went into the school dorm, to a young boy at a university, or no, probably a school.

It's him who went into that secret entrance, forward and backward, and had a shockingly the school uniform pickers. It's insane, all those dictators, and it's not just dictators, but Beria, who was the leader of what came before KGB in the Soviet Union, Lavrentiy Beria, who was under Stalin, he was also a well-known guy, he drove around Moscow, I remember him, straight in there. A real Drago. Yes, a real Drago guy.

Leverenti, that's a good name. But have you seen the movie Death of Stalin? Yes. There is Leverenti Beria, he is one of those who tries to take over Stalin. I liked it a lot. Yes, it's really good. I really want to make a film like that, just with Sverre Risnes, if you know who that is. Who is that? He had a minister post under the Kvisling government. And it's a very, like, at the end of the war, because it was May 8th, the free-division happened, wasn't it? Yes. It was on May of May, he was the head of the police under the Kvistling government.

And another one locked himself up. They barricaded themselves in a villa in Bærum. And now the resistance movement has surrounded the house. So they were there for three days and were like, we're not getting out of here! And they just sat there and drank shit all the time up there, and just sat there and watched a machine gun post up there. That's not stupid. Just think of how many revolts have happened there,

and the police chief got a flashback to the east front, and aimed at them with his gun, and they had to lie down on the ground. It was complete chaos in that house. And he was a Swedish justice officer, but he was a lawyer. A Swedish justice officer? Was he a police chief? No, I'm wondering if he was a church and school minister or a minister of education or something like that. But he was, I think he was an educated lawyer.

So he knew the system very well. He didn't get a death penalty in the court or in the court of law. Because he wasn't sane. He believed in a psychosis. You didn't have a master's degree or what? No, but I read a lot about it in the period. I just got really deep into it. But he let it go. Because he had guaranteed to get the rapes if they had judged him. But you couldn't do that at that time either, a guy who was crazy. I think it's a bit too many war films. There has been a little inflation in it, so a bit of a parody.

But the new pop movie with Quisling, Guide Eidsvoll, as Quisling is. I haven't seen it. No, it hasn't come yet. Okay. But I think it's really interesting, because it's based on some new... Some new... There was a psychologist, right? Or was it a priest?

I think it was a priest. Who was talking a lot about Quisirshlings in the last days. And those reports there, or what are they called? The reports? Yes, I mean the summary. The summary, what he wrote about, yes, the summary. What has been leaked or come to light now, and that's what it's based on. Oh, that's damn cool.

Yes, I think it's really interesting. A cool war movie, there's a lot of that, I saw a hit about Narvik. Yes, I have seen that. It needs a very good, well made movie. But you notice that there is a very, you have to try to meet so many different people. You have to have a love story in there. You have to have a war story. You have to meet so many different people. And I understand that when you make a movie in Norway, you can't make a very specific, rare type of war film.

It's cool that you make it with a twist. But I understand that if you break a budget that is over 10 million in Norway, then you have to meet a lot of people. You have to meet the ladies there, you have to meet the younger ones, you have to meet the older ones. So that people can come and see it in China. But it was a bit like a Ternikas 3 movie. It's also a bit difficult to enjoy these movies, which are so glorified, when we know that so much of the story is kind of being dusted down.

Only this, which has been done with the war sailors, who never got the other side, but rather the opposite, you know. It has come to the surface now. But also this with how the Jødnes were treated in Norway, and how the incredibly darkened history of how we are doing there, there was a lot that wasn't particularly good. Yes, and it was actually pretty good, the biggest disappointment was that...

Yes, it was very good. It was very good, I liked it very much. So there is something good that comes out of it. It sounds like I have a distance because of this. I think so. I understand a bit too often, but it's true. What is your favorite war movie? My favorite war movie? Dunkirk maybe. I thought it was really good. But many people didn't like it that much. So I think it was actually the first world war, that one, what was it called?

All Quiet on the Western Front? No, no, no, absolutely not. You didn't like it? No, I haven't seen it. Oh, damn, that one you have to watch. It was called, it was called so much as... It was called so much as 1918, right? You, I have that one too.

Because it's the one in one take. It's damn good. You know what? I think it was very good. Yes, it's very good. Have you seen Blackadder? Blackadder season 4. It's been a long time. Oh damn, of course it's sitcom and stuff.

But it's one of my favorite first world war stuff. I watch it very nicely. I remember I saw that interlude in the German team at the youth school. We did that too. And I remember, I haven't seen it since, but I remember it was crazy. Fegelein! Yes, it has become a one-time meme. Yes, but it's super good.

I like that kind of horror movies, that's why I think I will like this one. They take one specific thing and dig a little bit into it, instead of having so many things. Saving Private Ryan is very clear, it's one mission. We have to save Ryan. I actually saw it for the first time in my adult years. It's number one. Oh, oh, oh! It's great. It's number one. Oh, oh, oh! It's great. It's really good. And it's a bit like the 1918 in that way, because it's so clear and clear.

They have a mission, they have a... Yes. It's really good. And I think it's those types of war movies that I like very much, where it's pretty clear what to do. So Apocalypse Now also, really good. We should just go out and find Marlon Brando or whatever his character is called. I haven't seen it.

You haven't seen it? Fuck, you have so much to take in here. I have to see it? Yes, yes, yes. It is absolutely insane. But Marlon Brando, how much does he have with him? Not much. And what is funny about this movie is that he was in a period where you couldn't control Marlon Brando at all.

It was a pretty long period. But he was supposed to be a military general, a well-trained military general. When he met up on set, he weighed 150 kilos, and they were like, damn, how the hell are we supposed to hear that? So when you see him in the movie, you only see his face, almost, where he sits in a dark room, because it's like, we can't film his body. Because everyone will understand that he has never been in the military. He met up on set, he was like Luke Shaw.

Yes, yes. You throw away the biggest talent that he has ever seen. But you come to the pre-season and sick like a pig. Yes, yes. Marlan. Yes, but he is very, very good. I'll see. Yes, it's Abel Varanehet, it is Varean Hetfulo, the one who made the Godfather, Franz Coppola, the one who made it. Very, very good.

I don't give myself on the It was a split between Judas and the devil, but it could have been something. Because I think it's heard, even if the rumor is effective and things like that, that he was killed the day after he was taken. Maybe. Yes, because he... I think you're in on something. They ate and he knew he was going to be taken at the end. Because he was after the light and that was a fact. So he understood the thing. And if he is God, I mean the Son of God, I mean that he was a manifestation of God, that it is the same. God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are the same.

Yes, no, it has become the Holy Trinity or something like that, so it is God, the Son and the Holy Spirit. But this story is completely fabricated by the church and they are completely convinced that it is the Son of God. If he was God, he had a kind of connection to God and said, this is the thing now, you have to die for our sins. He was his representative on earth. Imagine how many Christians are listening to this. For some noble idiots, are you noble? I am pretty noble. But I think historians have not agreed with that.

Not a single runaway on his own child. And that's fucking horrible. But historians have agreed on that. They have agreed that Jesus is the son of God. They have agreed that he exists. There is a lot of fighting in the world religions. Muslims don't agree with that. They think he is not a son of God, just a common prophet.

But that it was a Jesus type, it can? But that it was a Jesus type, it can be said that it was a type of Jesus. I think they have found something, the Romans were good at documenting things and such, so they have found someone called Hesuah, or whatever that Hebrew name is. Yes, but okay, so he ate dinner with his friends, he knew it was over,

but it was a bit with Judas. Yes, there were some coins and stuff that Judas deceived Jesus with and snatched on, and then it was taken. And then the next day, on a long Friday, it is very simple. Up there with the cross on the height, the Golan height, actually it is not the Golan height, but a certain heightude outside of Jerusalem. Then there was something about him being judged as Pontus Pilate, right? But then there was another prisoner there, like a Barbarossa. And he was actually made to be judged. So it was between Jesus and him.

Okay, because you are a little ahead of me. Yes, it was something like that. And he was suffering for a long time. It was abnormal that he was hanging on the cross for a long time. He was suffering for our sins and stuff. I thought that if it would first slide a little more there, he could not suffer for a long time. Yes, but wasn't that the thing with, because it was a kind of spade or something, one of the Roman soldiers who started to poke with a syringe or something.

And that also became a holy thing for temple knights and such. Oh, there is a syringe, like Stabba Jesus, here is a fleece from the cross. There were a lot of things like the cup he drank wine out of. It was a holy grail, wasn't it? The cup he drank wine out of a lot of... He was a priest, right? The guy who drank wine and all that. So there were a lot of... what is it called? Artifacts. Artifacts. But what is it called in Norwegian? Artifacts.

Artifacts. It's an idiotic translation of course. So I think it was a kind of a Christian artifact. Is there anything that you still listen to? Yes, I think so. I have people in the background. I have heard boring podcasts, and we enjoy that. It's not that bad.

No, it works. But he was voted on the gorge. And then... And then he was stabbed and then... Was it called a special... It was the I said, find a new prophet, he is there. And then one day they were going to check the graves of some women there. And then he was gone. But what is the day of Christ the Heavenly Father?

Because I thought that was when he... No, because then he went around on earth, even after his death. And then long after that... But was the earth around there when he just walked around? The earth and especially? It was Orna and Styra, right? To help people. It was the earth again?

Yes, it was you who had to be the quiz. Yes, I know. So he probably walked around there. Yes, Orna and Styra. Orna walked around there, pressed himself. And told what was going on, like, the Son of God and so on. And then a while afterwards, Christ in Heaven, and the sky spread, then he went up again. Yes, but when is that?

Then the father picked him up. Yes, but what date is it? Because isn't it a long time after that? Yes, it is. But he went on earth for a long time. Yes, but aren't there seven days or 11 days before he was shot up again like that? Yes, we may never find out.

We probably won't. No, but it's good. You get a three. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'll take that. That's where I was at high school as a rule. I can... Now it's... I'm going to... There is an announcement of the golden root nominated. And it came after that, officially. And f***ing, of course, nominated for the Golden Wheel.

Yes, damn, that's deserved. Thank you, that was nice. Yes. What do you think? Do you know who you are nominated for? No, that's too much to know now. I don't know that much. No.

So it will be nice. So I have to meet you. Yes. In what category is it? It's Humodrama. Humodrama, of course. meet you. Yes. What is the category? Humor drama. Humor drama, of course. You take that home. We'll see. And then it's to Eidsvoll and the Haprøvershow.

Center stage premiere, Laavkultur, April 26th. It starts to empty for tickets. So if you want to see the show, then... How many dates are you around now? It's starting to are more and more. We are in Sandefjord, your home. Is it true? Is it true? In the beginning of June?

It is in the beginning of July. In the beginning of July? I think it was the 4th of July. I think it was the 4th of June. All of the cities, computers and tickets are available on Henrik Fladsedet now. Do you have something you want to study? I do. I have Pute TV on the new stage on the 20th of April. It's me, Gautje Gaute and Bjørn Asgarsson.

Oh, that's just funny. We have a guest that time, it's Mia Hunvin. We are watching fun clips and videos on her channel. Absolutely. Is there anything else? I see you are taking the lead. Is there anything to wonder about? What day was it? I wonder about the 20th of April.

Hitler's birthday? Is it? You should know that. You have read a lot about it. But was it the 20th of April? I thought it was the 1st of May or something. Was it? May or something. I think it was because he only shot himself a few days before his birthday. That's so sad. No, a few days after his birthday. Oh my god.

That's so sad. He's grown on me, he's Hitler. No, it was nice to meet you. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Thanks for coming. And have a nice weekend or whatever. Bye! The modern media.

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