Fladseth - #195 - Kristoffer Olsen

Episode Date: April 26, 2024

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It was Kun Nilsen's immortal classic, She's So High, you listen to it on the stage of course, and in the studio is Kristoffer Olsen. Isn't it a TikTok trend that you should recognize a song in one second? Is it? This was a millisecond, the song has ended, but for those who have listened to it on the stage enough, Kun Nilsen will recognize it. Those who have listened enough will have the chance to do it again. But those who have never, will never be able to do this. It is probably what the future is for this song in the podcast, that I will try to have as little as possible of the song. So after each, you will not hear any song. so you have to go deeper into the sound picture to hear it. You have to stop and pull it out of a program to actually get some sound.

That will be nice. Kristoffer, really? Yes, I agree. We have met for the first time at the Camp C-enkveld. Yes, we did that 10 years ago. You talk surprisingly little about that. Do I? Yes, I think so. It's not that long ago... I'm not going to use my voice to hear all 190 episodes of yours, but I heard a lot... It will be exhausting. You were very tired. Yes, very tired. We heard at the beginning that you chose to say that you were just establishing something

with a guy named Jim. Yes. Where did he become? Jim is the boss. He became the boss. He became the boss? He has been the boss all the time. Jim is the boss of the business here.

And he was a sidekick, or something like that, who googled and stuff. That's right. And that's what it takes to get better. It just happened that he came a little sporadic and then he got more and more out. I would like to have him here, but he has a lot to do. So he likes to say that he got out of it. We had a little thing going with him trying to take the chair of the boss, the chair of the boss podcast. But I don't have anything to do with that, it's just that he has a lot to do. So he thought he would be the next Tore Sagen, who just started to press some buttons in the radio reception,

and then he became the biggest star of them all. Jim went the other way. Jim went the other way, and today he is sitting pretty good in it. With the big money, right on top of that. The one who has the winnings. He lands in the big You had a lot on your mind, so I decided to speak as much as I can. I know, that's why I try to be quick, so I can say what I want to say. You talk about being in reality shows, and that you don't want to or want to, but when you list up things you have been in, rarely or never do you mention Camp Senkert. I forget it.

Have you forgotten it? Or are you ashamed of it? No, I'm not ashamed. Absolutely not, Because this was a very early in my career. And Thomas and Harald, who I am very fond of, they brought me into the heat before I was supposed to be in the heat. That means I had done a little thing on TV, such as the humor prize, they had done a stand-up, as they had seen. Was it the bus ticket sketch? The ticket control thing. And I thought they were very fun.

And then I got to come into the couch on stage night and talk about going on tour with a new show. And it was such a small show. It was so small. It was just in the pubs around the country, with usually only five people in the audience. It was a bit bigger sometimes, but it was a very small show. And then I got to talk about it in the stage show, so it was very premature. Do you think it was because they saw the star potential in Henrik Flatseth, or do you think it was because they had very, very little to pick off? I think they had everything to pick off. Do you think so? Yes, I think they could really choose to break. It was the big beginning of the stage show. Or was it? At least it was good times in the stage show.

Because it's not a coincidence that I was picked in the same way. Yes. Except that I didn't have any sketches on the internet TV or YouTube. I was completely unscripted. But they knew you were going to play the lead role in Book of Mormon. Yes, in almost a year. And they understood that it was going to be a big success. Yes, they did.

You had more to show than I had, in future shows. But we were kind of the same. We can fight with the least known ones in Camp Senkveld 2000. You were probably least known when we were there. But I was not far away. I don't have to say anything, but I'm very used to such programs, and only have the most famous faces. So what they did was to take in the unknown as well. But you didn't have any interest in history? No, and the reason I said that is that C.A.M. is not a reality show, it was a split segment in the late evening show. That was it.

Yes, but we lived there, we lived there. Isn't that what I really am? Yes, it was. But I don't think it was. Yes, I think it was awful. I did. I was ashamed of myself. You were a real actor. I regretted it bitterly. You had made some BBC series.

Yes, I had. Father Brown. It wasn't a small part, was it? No, but in Norwegian There was one episode in Father Brown that was about me. And I was a murder suspect. So you were a pastor? No, I wasn't a pastor. People will see that. But Father Brown is a pastor.

And he tried to solve some murder mysteries. And tried to find out who killed one of the women. I don't know what it was. I was lying with a 70 year old woman, the only thing I remember from the set. You did? Yes, I didn't have to lie physically, but I had to pretend that I was lying with a 70 year old woman. With an anti-stabbing stick to the house and such? Yes, I got a little... you know, a little cool bag. A missionary or what? No, I don't remember exactly what position we used.

You remember that. But I got a little I was the 70 year old woman, and then there were two others in the band. Was it a girl? Not at all a girl. She was a bit… British? Since she was British, I would say… Oh, a bit ugly. I think we had a meat house thing going on.

Didn't you need that clink-ball bag? No, I didn't. I disappeared far, far into the sea. There was no problem playing the qualm. You don't remember the self-portrait either? You struggle to believe it? Yes, I remember the self-portrait. It was a kind of clueless dog. A clueless dog against a well-dressed Søtthjøring.

Is it a pigstom to dig more into this? A painted-clad I ended up with a kind of blame for not being able to perform in bed. So we never got a real one. I am interested in seeing this person. Yes, I understand. But you have to take it that this woman, who was around 70, she did so called method acting. So between all the takes, I took a bit of myself, put myself on the inside of the chair, whispered things in my ear and was just… She was a hot, old, old woman.

A hot, old, old woman who went to the bathroom. And that was an argument against me seeing it, right? That was the most beautiful argument against. I recommend no one to watch Father Brown on NRK. Every Easter, around 22.35. Ok, Kristoff Olsen, actor, reality deadlager, father, favorite attack, preferred attack? Oh! If you have to attack? Back holes.

Back holes? Yes. Like a ninja sneaking behind you? I don't like... you come up with all kinds of attacks that I talk about, but... Crack, club head? Yes, from behind. I don't like that someone sees what I'm doing. No, no. I do that in real life too. When I talk to people, and I want to bring out something negative,

I go through others. I manipulate others to come up with bad news for this material. So that you can get the people in sight? I just say that nothing goes back on me. Yes, right? I don't like bad mood and conflict. Exactly, so you are this version. I understand, but it's a very good answer. And if you are going to fight with the club head, or if it's the club head, just come back. I don't care, even though I like fighting quite well.

Fighting, at least. It gives a kind of power feeling that you don't get with a club team, I think. Do you have a relationship with Kværeveier? No. No? I don't have one. But there could have been something to try. I mean, I mean the best gift I have given to anyone today.

Me and a friend were going to buy a gift for our good friend, who is a military man. And we were in an army shop, and we bought a piece of leather jacket. Classic! And it was actually a set-up, where you can have two gloves and a jacket with a saw blade, a soft saw blade, that you cut the iron with, to get under the core, if you are going to the enemy's base, for example. And they still call it a quagmire? No, we just change the shape of the core, so you can quagmire and saw the head at the same time, and be brutally open. And then we found... You can attach this to your belt, buddy. You can also saw the core if you need it.

This is a world I haven't been in. Is there an army shop still? Not where it was. It has become the Fedora Headquarter. Where it was before in Oslo at Skauis. There it was on the corner, where there is Fedora, where they have their cadro-business. When it comes out as a military base, it comes out there and put the last straw on the helmet and run out on the square. Do you think they have to pay to have a place to rest there? Sure. That's quite a good question.

Kværlevar is often used in… Do you think you have seen Sopranos? I have seen Sopranos. That was the time I saw on TV shows. I saw it on Oseplanos. And God forbid, you see that they often, in the church often, they come and die. They sit there and come back and sit back. And suddenly they have had a Yes, yes. You have been called for defense if you get attacked. This is very standard, I understand you didn't hear it for a while. This is a new segment, do you understand? A new segment, yes. I should have let Jim help me here. You weren't attracted to hear what Marko Svitanovic and Eimjellen and others were saying.

I saw that you had had Marko Svitanovic here, and then I thought, oh yes, Marko, I like him. But then I realized that it wasn't Marko Reinertsen that I thought it was. So I didn't hear the episode. Marko Reinertsen also came in here. Damn, he has a new podcast. Very fun. I like it when he does it. I don't know how to defend myself. I just spit. Spit? Yes, As a llama?

Yes. That's piss in your pants. It wasn't a long strike. It's fun too. It works. I often think that I want to spit on people. I notice that you don't find these questions hysterical, but I will take one more, and that is the pre-punch weapon. I feel like this is a game thing. This should be fast. It's very slow. I don't do fast things. But the punch weapon, what… If you are a character, almost a game character, then I have asked what is defense, what is attack, what is our punch weapon? What do you have?

I think a heavy axe. A heavy axe on me, yes. A two-handed... I think a tiny, tiny sledge. Because you can buy big sledge, and you can buy hammer-sized sledge, which I like to walk around with. And be a little scary. I have a lot of children in the neighbourhood where I live. I often walk around with a sledgehammer to look scary. And the thieves have to beat them. And not just on Halloween?

No, in everyday life. I think it's a bit fun. They think it's a bit fun. One day I can beat them. You have a sledgehammer in your hand, which you have by the door. Yes, at least in spring and summer I walk around with a sledgehammer. In autumn and winter I walk around with a stick. In autumn and winter I go around with sticks. A very heavy, long and heavy stick. Then it should be stronger to get a lot out of a stick. It's very heavy. Yes, I get a lot of joy out of sticks. Just go and hit ice. And think that I hit various people in the abdomen.

I wish that it was... You are doing a lot of work, but I wish that it was socially accepted to walk around with a stick and hammer and stuff, but you do it. I have often thought, if I see a real ice dam, that I should have a stick or a sledgehammer. It's really fun!

Yes, it's fun! Now I have a son, and we are going to have a baby soon, and I will invest a lot in a lot of sticks, I will do those things, it will be great. I recommend everyone to go around with a small sledgehammer, it makes life a lot more fun. Good. I have, I will not say what I have, I always think, I say, two pretty light swords, not very heavy, because I do not have the arm strength for that, but two swords, I have always thought, I never understood why one can have one arm for the shield, of course, but you have two swords, I have never understood why one could have one arm for a shield, of course. But you have two swords.

There are many who have, especially in old Asian martial arts films. Yes, there are. But not many enough. But it looks more like art? Yes, of course it is a kind of dance, if you master two swords correctly. Or if you master two sides correctly. Legolas can often pull out two small... Okay. Legolas is the guy from Harry Potter.

No, fuck! This is... No, call him. Call him. Legolas? Have you not seen... No. You say it as if you are a 90 year old person who doesn't take references. No, but I don't take references. I don't watch sci-fi, I don't watch fantasy, I don't watch movies, I don't watch TV series. What do you do then? Thanks for today.

No, it's good that you are so honest about it, because then I would actually ask you a question. Why? What is your hobby? What do you do? I came to a point where I found that what I have been doing all my life, watching TV shows, has been social. I have never sat down completely alone and watched a good TV show. It's only when I watch it with other people. Because it's not socially acceptable to not look at the success or something else that's going on now. Handmade style, it's not now. What's going on now? No, I see a lot less of it myself. I've worked very hard, and I've had... I got a little more, I'm getting a little full of it. Now I see gameplay on YouTube. I'm going to start playing after the premiere of the show,

which is now on Friday, today, when the people are released. It's called Manor Lords, which is really cool. It's a city building game from the middle age. Nothing fancy, nothing fancy, nothing fancy, no more realism. It's very well made, it looks very nice, it's quite realistic. You start with a tent with five inhabitants, and then you just have to put some bread and some planks on it, and then you can start building, you know. And then there is so much logistics, and you will get it to work. And it will maybe... But I don't understand, do you see this? Or do you play?

I see people playing. You see people playing? Because it hasn't been released yet. So it's just people who have played demos. Yes. And I love it. And I have a gold medal, the after-premiere, the week after that I will start playing after. Damn, I'm looking forward to it. Yes, I understand. I have played a game called Ski Jump. I know that.

And a game called Elastomania. Do you know it well? Those were the two games I played. I think that's where I got my career. You are an old man from the FN, right? Yes, but do you count the players? I remember that I have never forgotten it. You worked as a scout or something? I don't know what you did.

I worked as a football manager. I worked as a development manager. If that's not what you dream of? I worked as a football manager in 2014. If you go into credits, it says my name there. So you picked up Norwegian players? Yes, I worked with Norwegian players and Norwegian looks. If you go into... I sat for several months and played football manager 8 hours a day.

Brilliant. It's a brilliant job. I remember the effort. I have never thought about it. I'm not going to say every day, or not every week, but I still think that a have worked with it a couple of times a year. Yes, you can say that. And every time I look at your face, if I look at your face as King Bufala, I think about it every time. That I have worked with Football Manager. I think it's big. I think it's really big. I love Football Manager. I don't have time to play the same way as before. I wish I had.

And imagine that I have it, so I buy it every year. But maybe four years ago I have played it. So I have four unused versions of football managers on top of my head. Do you lose a bit? I say yes. I say yes too. But it's just because I've gotten old, maybe? Maybe. I don't know.

No, but it's not the charm. I've lost a bit of what I remember. The charm is great. Or maybe? I don't know. It's not a charm, but I lost a bit of that thing. I remember. But we are in the nostalgic age, so we go back to the Championship Manager, 95-96, and start playing that. I remember the first time I sat down. I can't talk about it, because there are too many who don't like it and haven't played it. I lost my blood. I can't... Two things you lost your blood from. Children and football. Yes, and a few more things, those two are the worst. But maybe football is the worst, because it's so fast to go there, because we both like football,

or now in this case it's especially FM. And suddenly you sit there and talk about it. And then, no, so I try to get into it. Are you a hat man? I have a very big head, so I am not a man. I can't see that. I have no idea if people are big or small. I can't see that. I see you as a big man, but you have a big head. But I think I have a different head. If I think you have a very small head, then it's probably very big. Yes, then it's probably very big. Yes, it's very bad. Yes, it's very bad. But you beat me as someone who has...

Okay, Amadi. No, you have a big head. I guess 61. I don't know the size. 61, but I have a medium head. Close, maybe towards big, maybe a little bit. Because you're not that far, then? Yes, but I haven't had from towards big, maybe a little bit. – Is it long? – It's long, yes, but I haven't had it from the chin,

from double chin to the hair. – I think you would have seen it extremely attractive in high hat, I mean, flared hat. – I think I would have seen it in a more idiotic way. – Very, very long with flared hat. – If I had had flared hat, people would have just... It's in a way the longest I have seen. – But do you think when you are going to wear a hat, that you have to wear a very a hat, it would be the longest I have seen. But do you think that you should wear a flat hat, so that your head doesn't look so long?

Absolutely. I have to have… What is the flatest hat you know of? It's the Walter White hat. Oh yes, a flat hat. But you haven't seen it? Yes, it was the one I saw on TV, because I felt I had to. Heisenberg hat. Yes, it's a flat hat I know of.

Yes, it's a flat-. It's a flat set hat. No, it's Alpalu. No? Yes, Alpalu. Not Beret, but Alpalu. You can pull it down a bit. It's a... No, it's a lube. Lube is very flat. But your face is still as long.

Yes, it is. It's something that from your shin bone and down, it feels very far. Yes, but you can't explain it. It's like you have a small anvil fastened under the chin, that pulls your head down a little. That's what it looks like. You pull the picture. I have an idea, I have two ideas on the block, to a little narrower concepts of behavior, which I have so much faith in that someone will pick it up, that I just talk about it, I don't want to make a pitch on it or use time on it. It's just if someone sits there and I could have been a fun team, so there you go, Harald.

The first is to become a hat man. I can't go without a hat. You will continue to use your own name in the trend. Yes, I have to. Build a brand, you know. Build a brand. So to become a hat man, it's more about being confident. That I can actually become a fashion icon. Yes, have you had that in the wind?

Yes, three concepts actually. I see that as a completely impossible task, because I am so far away now, and that I should then come into that fashion world and manage to go with fashion things without feeling completely idiotic and thinking that others just being what they are doing. So the sliding transition from being what I am now to people just thinking I am completely... ... Phrase by Natmann. People who listen to the podcast know the concept. The second of three, the second idea is called From thembal team to the ball-choi team.

And that means that I will actually spend one year with hard training to become a ballet dancer. But all that means... This is exciting. The hardest training you can have with the worst Russian... ... eastern block coach. Who is almost a lot because of ballet. I work a bit in the opera now, and there I often go around to the gallery to see crying ballet dancers, who either have a lot of pain in their body, or a lot of pain in their pride. Because they are being have either a lot of pain in their body, or a lot of pain in their pride.

They are being cut down a lot. I don't want to be in the company of Lauritsen, so I know I can't do that. It's just when I say it, because it's fun. That's a good concept. I don't like to say from the back team. Isn't it Bolshoi? Isn't that the opera? Bolshoi Theater. Theater, yes. I just like the title. I like the idea the most. From the back team to Bolshoi. Are there any other things you could have done from the both teams to Boltshøi? Other than ballet?

To be indoctrinated to be pro-Putin. Maybe. That's nice. And I work so hard I can forget everything. A ballerina who is pro-Putin. Then it will be fun. The third one, you can come to yours. The third one is Searching for P-Man. It is actually P-Man, he is a figure, I talked about him a lot in the podcast,

a figure that is in this, probably other places in Berlin, but in this Berghain, this legendary outdoor place, where there are insane events with drugs and free sex and everything, and he's driving on several floors, and in the worst floors there are people who are in the bathroom getting pissed at. It's so violent that you wouldn't believe it.

And one little guy, the boss has a regular job, but loves to be pissed, he crawls around, with a little cry, and says, Please, please, let's piss on my face. And he is called P-Man. And then I travel searching for P-Man, find him, what do the kids do with their regular stuff etc. Have you seen this one? I think it's the one we like to see of the three of them.

Maybe because it sounds more likely that you will be a ballet dancer in a year. We just don't know if it will happen. But the sadist in me wants to see you become a ballet dancer. Yes, well then. And I want to be with you on the journey. We can become ballet dancers together. You have much better conditions. You played Book of Mormon, fantastic role you did there. It was beautiful. And damn, you ran around there.

I did. And that is... Was it easy to be a tough guy? There were many who were impressed by it. Because you were a tough guy. I was impressed by it. Because you were a tough guy. I was impressed myself. Oh, but damn, the way you played, it was like, you really had to be top dressed in the rest of the performance every time you were on stage. Yes, it was… You played a bit over the top, like the hard type.

Yes, very extreme. And tried to do the role as physically as possible, and as irritating as possible. And then it got really hard. I couldn't... It got so hard that I couldn't be a kind of a joke outside the stage. Because I had to act so damn bad to breathe through the whole performance. That I wasn't the one who juggled and planked behind the stage. I was talking to others, because that it wasn't him who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one So you can dance pretty well. A mentor for you? Yes, that's it. That's it. Who is also idiotic, so in appearance. That here comes the hand, and here I am the mentor. And your goal is to be as good as me.

That's what you like about storytelling. The storytelling is the worse odds to make it more like watching it. So I managed to do that. Definitely. All my pitch ideas have been about doing something I am bad at. Just like all the other people in the world who pitch things. Give me something, do you have a similar idea? No, just the completely ordinary things. How can I get in better shape? Yes, make a TV program about getting in better shape. Train with top athletes, such boring things, which I understand are very boring to sell, but which I had personally been offered.

Just like Else is doing. Else, we have helped with his food supply. Great, we will make a TV program about that. Else, we can't find a boyfriend. Great, we will make a TV program about that. We really want to do that all together. Yes, that's fine. I am very little handy, for example. I have an idea that I will make a cabin somewhere. I have done it 84 times before, but I also want to do it. I won't get it done, but that's okay. If you think of something a bit more strange, something you are bad at, then it could be done in another element or another dimension. Very bad at standing and peeing.

Yes, but that... Surprisingly bad at urinating. This won't come... That could have been my back-up to Bolshoi. Yes, this won't be more than VGTV, hardly. I think we... I could have managed to close it on VGTV. 5 minutes episodes.

Dagblad might have suffered more than VGTV. Dagblad TV I think I could have taken. Dagblad TV I could have taken that one. 5 minutes episodes, 3 minutes maybe. 5 minutes episodes, yes, because it has to be more than that. Yes, it has to be about me. There has to be a sub story behind it. Something that has swept me out of balance in life because of poor vision. I think there can be something in it. But what do you do to get better vision?

How do you practice better vision? Better vision? You struggle with your own vision. I think so. I have always admitted that I am pretty good with sleep-sitting. Or I have a strange urine-inversion. I can be your mentor. Because I have always been a bit of a joke that I am very, very good at public response-sitting. And I came from a place where I was bad and had been a rejected me, because I couldn't pee when people were walking around and stuff,

to have worked through this mentally, and now I feel that I am able to, and almost start to pee already when I come in the door at a public toilet, so I pee through the whole room, just start to pee when I come in the door. Okay, sorry. So it's very complicated, but... But that's... Do you have tricks? No, I don't know. I just worked on it again. I don't know. It's about just going in and

looking down on the others. What are your positions like? I come in and then I go in with a super toughness. For yourself or for others? It's never talked about that I should not start pissing at once. If it's a bit of a lie, it's just to stand in it. I don't know. It's about just getting started and pissing. a twist and a little twist here and there. A twist? A bowl? Or a pissoir?

It's easier to hit a pissoir of course. But it can be problematic as well, because the The angle of the spray is often not on my side. I often get droplet spots on the T-shirt. Yes, that's the first tip. Lift the T-shirt. Lift the T-shirt every time you say it? Yes, that's the first tip. But it doesn't remove the problem. It removes the social awkwardness of going around with piss on my shirt? I think that it's... I mean, this is in a way the natural law of your friend, that you have to work with. So when the piss comes through the penis,

then the penis will come too far up on the bottom, and with just a small hand, a small control hand that holds the pressure, just hold the pick again. So hold it, make a balloon? No, just hold it so it doesn't get too easy. And clap on the top? You have to hold the pick around, I think, I don't know how to do it. Show me. I can't take it off.

You have to take the band off. I'm holding on to the stick. I think you just hold... No, I'm holding on to the stick. But not too hard. Just control it. Let the weight drop do the job. But here we have a whole episode already. I have tight. Just control it. Let the gravity do the job. But here we have a whole episode already. I have 5 minutes left.

I believe in that concept. It's not stupid. But there is a little problem here. But if you are a hat man, you can sometimes take off your hat. I never take off my hat. I will be juggling if I take off my hat. On stage you have had a hat. I had a little period where I saw the British people with their hats. I say Downton Abbey. No, they were cooler than that.

At the same time, but cool people who were smuggling and... Yes, Bård. He has ice blue eyes. Bård and Empire? No, I don't know, but they had hats like that. Stetsen? Stetsen? I don't know what that is. No. You can't see Stetsen.

Stetsen, you mean, right down the street? Yes. I had a period where I really wanted to start with that. And I thought I could wear it. No. When was the last time you had a hat, apart from the professional competitions? I had a hat. What do you define a hat? A I haven't had caps. No. Not even a hat, so it must be a hat. Unad? Unironic? Yes. No, I don't think so. No, it can be ironic actually.

No, I don't think so. No. A bovler hat. Yes. Unironic? Yes. No. I had a small period where I insisted on bovlerat. Bovlerat? I had that period for a long time. I had a thought that I should be an artist. Maybe in the end of the future. Then I had a damn period. Then I started to do bovlerat.

This is what I learned. Never give up, stand in it a bit, because then you come out on top. I just had to do the bovler hat, actually, ironically. I remember it very well. It was an all that jazz period. It was painful for everyone involved. I didn't see it myself for a very long time. Yes, the bovler hat. Yes, bovler hat. long time. It's Bovlerat. Bovlerat, yes. Ironically Bovlerat. It's insane.

And it's only Liza Minelli and I who have ever been ironically Bovlerat. And Oddjob. Oddjob, yes. My favorite James Bond character. Never seen a James Bond movie. No, and Job was the little one who had bothered with the barber blades in the belt, which these gangsters from Birmingham were known for. What is the name of that? He is the guy from Killin' Murphy. That's the show I was talking about earlier?

Yes, what is the name of that. That's the show I was talking about earlier? Yes, what's it called? That's what I was trying to... That one? That one? Downton Abbey is the baroque. While the gangster show from Birmingham is from the early 90's I think. Baroque? What are you talking about? Downton Abbey? Isn't it a real castle and... They die in car accidents and all that.

I've never seen that. No, it's a castle and... They die in the car, you're lucky and all that. I've never seen that. No, it's cool for that. Isn't it cool enough? I don't touch... You, who are an old theatre man... I don't touch the women's series. What?

Women's series. Women's series and women's literature, the worst you know. But you're not an old theatre man. Are you the kind that doesn't tolerate theatre? Do you think that's a joke? No, no, I'm kidding. I just thought… I haven't seen the show, it's actually a bit of a coincidence. But I have so many thoughts… I'm not a horse and a horse in a pack. Can you enjoy The Crown?

Absolutely, I haven't seen the last season. It's a bit because I've put away the show for about a year and a half now. But I will enjoy it now when I finish with the premiere. Can you go and see a folk movie on the National Theatre? Absolutely, why? Of course, I am a theatre man. You have a theatre in Bond, don't you? I saw a folk moviein-the-division a few years ago, the show where they included... You weren't there, no, they included the audience. No.

Franck Sjoss was there, I think. Yes. And then started to talk to each other, and then there was a debate, I think it was a kind of forum where the audience participated. Yes. No, I can absolutely see a lot of such things, ironically. Do you agree? Could you think of going into it? Yes. Or does it not fit with your current profile?

Yes, I have thought about it. It could be fun to go back again. I have always thought that... There are many who can make the heavier roles better than me. But I have always thought that I have something to contribute on stage, maybe I'm more keen to do some comedy on stage than the heaviest pig. But it could have been interesting too. I think that I should not just stand up and do joke around and make jokes. Oh my god, this joke is so heavy. Oh, great!

That's what people laugh about. And I have been around testing things, and there are a lot of jokes on jokes… But I learn that myself? The bigger jokes and the small jokes. It's like journalism, that what people click on, that's what is written about, and then you start complaining, just write about that thing. That's what your people are pushing for. You have promised your viewers anyway, so it's not...

It's important. It's a win-win for you. Yes, no, it's a bit... That's why it's called a production tour. I was convinced that there would be a lot of production tours. I think it's just... Because I feel like I'm a little bit of a squeeze between... Because I'm an actor, I've done a lot of acting jobs, and a lot of theatre and stuff like that.

But I get squeezed into the comedy box in the public. People want to call me a comedian. Many people think that I am a stand-up comedian. I have never done stand-up comedy in my life. But I think that is a kind of squeeze. That I have to... in one way I have to be a joker, and in another way I have to be someone who plays the Ypsen piece. Yes, but do you notice that there is a problem when you play the bigger roles? No, just for myself, I think. I think it feels like two very different types of audience. I am much more into a comic-soup than you, and that's because I am a comic-soup title. But I also feel that I could have done more serious things. But the more I do now, the more I am put on as a comic-soup,

which I work very hard to show myself as a comic-soup. When I show myself, I want to show myself as funny. It also makes me understand that a director who has been on some additional more serious stuff, I understand the choice of a director, and then there is that push advertising and the number of fans on on TV. I get tired of going into a serious role, I understand that. But maybe in the future I can try to tone down a bit on reality and all the silly stuff. It would have been fun to try something new. That's an exciting balance. I also feel that I miss some of the theatre stuff. The more... You're joking, right?

Yes. Take Lin Skåber as an example, who is a trained actor, very good, but does less and less of that. And that can be because you see Lin Skåber on the stage was Virginia Woolf, who killed Virginia Woolf. I remember that it takes some time to get used to that this is not Lin Skåber's joke, but in the, you get involved in the illusion. It's interesting. It's almost a sacrifice if you want to do a lot of different things. It's fun to do a lot of different things. I have friends who are actors who never take a yes to something from reality or something that in a way destroys them. Because they are afraid to break that...

Yes, and I understand that a little. I don't know, I went to the theatre and was going to be an actor, but I realize now that just being on stage, just playing a heavy role in the national theatre, that wasn't my idea, that wasn't what I was interested in. I wanted to do my own thing, and just do my own thing.

I like to juggle a littleuggling. Yes, it's fun. Is there anything that you have been convinced of? That I am a people pleaser. I just want to be involved. There are many who have had great success with that. Sven Nordin is a very good example. He is the best example. Rema Tusen, Sven.

Rema Tusen, Mot i Brøstet, but the biggest fire and the biggest Ipsen head roll on the national theater. So it's possible? Yes. There is nothing more about that? I'm going to play fire now. Yes, you are? Yes. Same as in Nordin.

Head roll? Yes. With Vidar Magnussen on stage. Oh, that's so fun. So Ipsen company, one called Andre Danielsen and one we know, Kår Konradi. They run something called Ibsen Company. They have brought in Vidar Mangelsen and Christoffer Olsen, who are a duo that will set up Brand. I think it will be exciting. They will get a version… Isak Sellander, too.

What did you call him? Isak Sellander, too. I don't know who that is. His name is not his name. No, it's Markenskjøde. Oh, yes. Brand is something else. I saw Brand. Brand is something else, we are bleeding, listening to it. Not with fire, not with Rybsen, not with theatre, not with love. It's a light point, a kind of entertainment.

Go, light point. A really nice flute, I'm enjoying it. Do you talk too much about the game in the podcast? Yes, I've talked about it enough. I'm a bit tired now. I understand that. It's... but it's rolling and going so damn fast. But do you think it's fun that you've become a part of something that has become so heavy? Yes.

And I can say that I feel I have quite a good radar on what I'm smart enough to be and not, what will suit me and what will become a success. I have hit quite a few goals. I remember my colleague and friend Ole So, in the period before I was going into the game, we were buying an apartment. I had a son and we had a lot to do, we were driving. And I also said yes to being on Roast by Sofie Elise. And then I had taken myself in the water, it was too much. So Roast has a gang with a ex-fattr, what is it called?

So I thought Drevland might not be so good if they hadn't got your help. That we can see. And then I was inside, and everyone came in to meet with that gang there, and I am a comedian, so I expected that I would write my own jokes, and I will absolutely gladly do that. But I asked for a little help in research when they are still working on it. Ole is a small Asian, Karl Reberu, as I call him, a tiny little angry guy. So he threw me under the bus and said, ''Shall I help you? You are a comedian, damn it!'' And then he decided to be in that game. You don't know who to be with, you don't know what to do.

Are you that interested in showing your face? But you didn't know that? No, but I understood. You can get as much information as possible from it, and make a assessment from it. I knew it was a very big investment, and I also knew that they would go for a casting that wasn't so much used. A lot of people who hadn't done so much like that before. And those two elements made me feel that this could be a success. I saw that what we didn't know about anything would be a fun starting point. Here you have a much better radar than I have. I have gone on a bit of a hit. I am a bit like you, I don't want to get into some reality bubble.

I don't want to show my vulnerable side here on the track. But I am not good at filtering out what is good and what is not good. You have been on a lot of good shows. Yes, there have been a lot of OK shows, but take the last one out, for example. You have been there? Yes, the first season I was there. It was an unprecedented concept, right? And I was very concerned about getting to know who was there, at to get a little bit of a sense of who was with me. And there were 100 of you? Yes, at least 40 at that time.

I wanted to point out that there were so many of you. Yes, I should have done that too. But then I got the answer that yes, yes, but it's fine, it's your people, you know. There is Espen Lervåg, there is Hova Lillehe, there is Solveig Kloppen, it's fine, there is no stress, don't think about it. And it was completely right that they were there the day I came, but also came in Linnie Meister, Mia Gunnarsson, four people from Paradise Hotel and Ex on the Beach, and influencers I have never heard of, and suddenly there was not my concept in it at all. And I feel it's exhausting. I wish you all the best. What happens when there are so many of us is that you get bad memories and something weird,

and then you disappear in a bunch of dogs that are like bubbles, so every time there are new tasks or people smoke, they will clap and it will be in that bubble, and that is life for you. That clapping and we are so damn into this. Luckily I have made a person who is right, but who hates it. I just can't, I have to sit outside. In all the last minute recordings you see a group of people who are in groups with each other, and then you see someone who is reading in the background, and drinking coffee from Papkrus.

I see, I know that. The sour face. It's hard to say. But it's fun to be involved in things that challenge you in a way that you are not allowed to do otherwise. So that makes reality shows a little attractive. But hope that she is here is important. I'm very hopeful about that. I don't sell myself cheap on that.

And with the King's Decree, you are part of a huge figure. A lot of energy. A lot. For those of you who haven't seen it, there was a reason for you to go with the agency. Long and boring reason. But the fact is that a lot of people got hooked on that show. It was awesome. Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.

I don't think you can have an awesome show. I don't think so either. It was a very strange thing to get hooked on. Yes, but it was fun that you had a bad episode. Yes. So people asking, and you understand. But now it's like… Let me take the last minute again as an example, because I came in the hall of King Bifadir, and I got a message about… Can I take this one? Can I take this one?

– Yes, you did. – Should we do a reality show? – Oh my God. – And then… – You did it. – Yes, I did. – A cheap whore I am. – We did it? – Yes, I did. And it can go down, I say yes to that again, I don't know what the hell. It's nice to go with Hettingen. A little more water?

Yes, thanks. No, it's... Chat, it goes. Yes, I think... But just being there with concepts that have been there for so many years. What the king recommends is... I feel ready to renew myself every year. It's fun to see what I enjoy.

Can you be part of it now? Season 12 or...? Yes, I have said that. I get very tired. Really? No. But I sit like everyone else and think that I will manage very well. Yes. It's a program I could say yes to, absolutely, or I would like to be on. Yes. I like it.

You are good at cooking, for example, could you have been involved in any cooking lessons? I have seen the cooking school you attended, but I just had to say no, and it's about that I don't have any... A reward? No, it's about that I don't... It's not like... Money isn't the only thing... It doesn't mean everything. Okay. But it's about that I have to... I can't be on too much. I feel that... I've been on a lot of podcasts, especially to promote the show. And I get tired of the thought that I am out there so much,

and I talk so much, right? I get so overwhelmed and talk so much. I get lazy thinking that I have done so much, that many have heard several podcasts, and then I sit there and measure every time with all the idiotic, superstitious shit. I get lazy. And I also get lazy thinking that I am right from the start and then to the

school of the chef and then to my father. I have to calm down. And that is just to feel good. But you don't think that you are the one who is the most outspoken? No, and that is a reason. You don't say that, right? No, and that is a reason because I am aware of it. Yes, good. So it is like this, you always want to not didn't have so much exposure, I would have easily been in the cooking school.

Because I love to cook and I can get a lot better. I think I have learned a lot. And working under pressure. I think I am pretty good at cooking under pressure. And I could like to compose my own songs very well. If you take away the camera, take away the whole premise of the show, then it's a magical experience to be on. An hour long masterclass with a very good chef. You watch 4 minutes on TV, but in reality we sat for 2, 3, 4 hours and learned to cook. I almost have to call the producer and tell him that I'm in a hurry. It's just that... No, I'm just going a bit on time and stuff, so I just have to calm down a bit.

Focus on other things. I understand. No, but the thing where I sit and get... What's her name? Runa. I remember... She was really good. Runa, the queen of the huts. The queen of the huts, yes, yes, yes. And what are the other names? Those who come in there and have a course, and then Hellstrøm of course, and then you sit there for a long time, and sit there for a couple of hours and learn. Oh, damn it.

A long time. A long time. You made… And now the camera is off. Now it was a bit like a reality show, but maybe it's okay. I don't know what your listeners are blurring off. If you are blurring in your ears, send me a message so I know you are blurring. So I know I can leak it out in the next episode.

But you made a dish in there that was spaghetti and tomato pasta. So it became a bit, because you you grew up with poverty and stuff. And that was the... It was like the genesis in The King's Order. People were very concerned that I used the word poverty-border. You understood that it would be... Of course I understood that. I just wanted a point. I just wanted a damn star and the swede.

But then there were tomato buns and spaghetti I said everything I wanted The interesting thing is that I didn't grow up in poverty, not in wealth either But we had a lot of spaghetti and tomato buns But I raise with meat buns Oh, beef meat buns? Skin-free meat buns? Wasn't that something you had to deal with? No, we didn't have the time to see any meat buns.

Dad became very good at cooking. I don't think he was that time. It was spaghetti, tomato sauce and meat buns. It's very high-grade, ultra processed raw materials. We had around payday, or safe day, or whatever it was. So then it could be a meat pie or two.

Yes, right. Up in the spaghetti, that was great. Yes, it was. Then it was a good atmosphere. But how was the level of knowledge in the kitchen? With whom? With you at home? No, it was probably fine.

My mother also has become a very good cook. Exactly. And I thought that you were probably like that at that time too. You just didn't have the resources to do it with your father. You didn't just buy frozen beef with onions. It was incredibly bad. We were incredibly bad at cooking for the children a few years ago. And even those who are good today, like my parents, were pretty good. There were a lot of meat rolls, tomato buns, a little focus on raw material.

I can't remember the raw material. I think you only ate… in 12 years I only ate processed food. We will go into the scenario. I say it every time I have a video, I don't know. You even looked at the screen to see if there was something new and exciting. The only thing I have is to feel professional. There are the glances away and nervousness. There is a producer here. Yes, and there is no one.

No, absolutely not. Completely empty room. Absolutely not. Okay, this is a scenario from Lasse Brunvold. Hi Lasse. And it has been taken many times, so you have heard a long text that describes it. So I'll go through it quickly quickly so I can eat my ears. You are being unprepared, sent back in time to peak middle ages. The year is 1250, around 100 years before the plague makes its entry into Europe.

There is nothing to do with such a thing. It is completely irrelevant. Or you can use whatever you want. You suddenly enter the throne hall in a mighty castle, to the noise from the audience. Oh my god! The guards go to immediate arrest, but you get a chance to explain yourself to the king. The king is sceptical, but he buys a promise that you are from the future, based on your remarkable disguise, which today is a chino and a brown t-shirt. I have always worked jeans. This is a beautiful fit. I thought it was work jeans. This is the beauty of the smear.

Yes, it is. The first eye cast. And then you can see some sleep. It's not a very strange experience. I don't think I would be arrested. No. The king gives you two fortnites, 28 days, to come up with a revolutionary

invention to prove that you are from the future. If you fail, you will be hanged for breaking into the castle. You get access to all the castle facilities and resources, the warehouse, the alchemist, the kitchen, the slaughterhouse and so on. What do you do and what invention you have been able to make or recreate to prove your innocence? Go! This is going to be a hell, because I have no knowledge at all. And it might be fun, you know.

Yes. It doesn't have to be a physical invention, it can be a concept. The arts, the craft of arts. The only thing I can think of... How good was it in geography at that time? No, it depends on where in the world you were. If we think of Norway, I don't think it was necessary if they had big superpowers. I have to assume that I am in Norway, the average. Yes, we say that. And there were of course, the Vikings had, they had, they rose incredibly far away, and this was then in a way, I reckon that, I mean, the Viking age and the middle age were very

close to each other, so I reckon that the knowledge of geography and the world around was transferred from generation to generation, that then a middle-aged king and his court had a good card. They were down in Miklagård, Istanbul, Egypt and so on. I have nothing to say about where Copenhagen is. No, what was the name of Copenhagen? Kristiania? I don't know. Something else? You can say what you've been using for the last 28 days. Denmark, the Danes, the capital, Copenhagen. Hang on!

We won't let you throw away the word. I see that. I won't get that far. But what the hell am I supposed I find in the smia? Didn't we stop with the smia in the middle of it? If we stopped, no. That was when we started. What did we make in the smia?

Weapons, and warts, and horse shoes. They had hammers and angle grinders back then. They had everything. But I don't think you, if you are so practical, a little practical, that you should be in the smile. What are you best at? You can book of Mormon? I can book of Mormon. I can... Couldn't you just play something? Couldn't you jump around and dance and sing a little from that performance or something?

I could. I'm fond of juggling, so I could say that if you take me on a trip, I can be a hopper, and get a juggling hat, and just live in the castle and dance for the king. You are not saying that you don't have any inventions. Or I don't get anything fast, I can say. I need more than two Fortnites. Then the king or the spokesperson to the king says, you absolutely don't get that, you get hardly that. Go down and find that out, and then you have been there. But the hell! Did they have mirrors at that time? Paper planes? I don't think they had the very good mirrors we have today.

No. But if they were looking in the water to get the mirror picture, I don't think it was that bad. Toothbrushes. Toothbrushes? Yes, how do you do that? No, like all other things you do in the old days, you had to go to the horse. Damn! Stiff horse hair in the mouth. They had brushes and stuff in the middle of it, don't you think?

They just had a wooden board. But they didn't stick in the mouth, don't you think? No, but they didn't have anything. Don't you think it was such a small hygiene focus that a brush would have become very unhygienic, if it had horse hair in its mouth and didn't it? Yes, maybe. I don't know what… No, yes, no, yes, no, it had rotten teeth at that time, we have seen that. Yes, everything was made of horse. Yes, you… It might not be so bad. So you go for it. How do you make it?

What will they get out of it? Can't you take it? Hi, I'm from the future. The way I prove it. Here is a toothbrush. Yes, it is allowed to try. But how would you make it? I would keep myself away from the smear. I would go to the stable, cut some horse hair. Yes, and it's a lot of horse hair. A little bit of a man. It's a bit smaller, but you get a lot of horse hair, so you have a sack with that.

And then I wanted to find some planks, and then I had nails. Yes, nails. They had knives at that time. Yes, they had. I was going to nail a lot, made make small holes in the end of the plank. With what? With the knife. The knife?

Yes. Because you... Yes, ok. And then? You only get one hole, I think. So then... ok. I do, maybe. Yes. I do maybe? If it's a little bit... No, I have to make a little hole.

Or I have to make a needle. You don't need a thick plank, you just take a needle and stick it through there, and you get 8 holes on that small plank. And I can have a brush with horse hair. Now I have to get into it, because I'm not really going to do it, but I just have to say it. Because you burn it on the bottom of your head, so it melts, so it holds. What? You stick your hair through, and then you burn it on the bottom of your head, so it melts, so it sets.

Into what then? The tree trunk? Yes. The hair is melted in a way. and then you burn it on the underside so it melts, so it sets. Into what then? The woodwork? Yes, the hair is melted in a way. Does it work? Yes, I think so. I thought you could use some kind of styrene. Yes, maybe that's nice. And drip some styrene into the small holes, fix the horse hair and then let it dry.

And then you have to cut it, so it becomes a real Are we so concerned about that, in the middle age? No, I think it's just toothpaste, you have that... We have to do something fun, I think. For them. But wouldn't you have pointed at one of those standing around? Now this is Hoff, so it's probably a bit of a problem in the teeth, but there were a lot of rotten teeth and shit teeth at the time, I think. Just look at this one. If you want teeth like that the reason you get it is maybe just to explain with your... What would you say about the teeth and why you get rotten teeth? No, I would say that things gather between the teeth, which makes the teeth rotten. And if you don't remove what is between the teeth, with a clear gap,

then you will look like the poor man standing there with his rotten teeth. But the problem here, and I realize that this is a problem, I am not getting evidence that this works for 28 days. They have to give me three generations. Yes, that's the problem. We just have to understand that this is something for him. I don't know how brilliant it has to be, it's not specified. But if they just think that this is not a joke, this is not so stupid, that he can do something for himself. We have to try this. He can live and be a sheep while we try. And I will let him go now. Yes, I think you can.

Buy me a kind pass? A. I'm not sure, but I've heard people do more clean boards than you, and I've also heard people do worse. B. What's top 1? A. I think the guy who's named Beltedure was very into it. He went into this with hand hygiene. B. Yes, he was on the hygiene track. And used it, and showed it to this with child mortality, and just brought in a group of mothers who have lost their children and just... If you want to lose your children, then continue what you have done. If they are alive, do more than this. But he can't prove it in 28 days? No, but I don't remember. I heard this episode. He formulated it very well.

And he also had a side project. I think it was something else. He wrote a folk song. While he was out there, he was writing it. Yes, he remembered that he was going to write it Yes, that was smart I mean that I was very impressed I mean that Mr. Sporsem was very involved in something there I remember he had something... What was that? No, I don't remember that

But it's smart to write something that people don't like Maybe smarter than us in our lives to be a Huffner and play Bukko Målmin for them Yes, but it's similar since you had that side thing. I'm Hoffnar, so you can breathe your hands and see if you're anything. And if you think I'm so good Hoffnar that I can become the world's best, I say yes to that. If you think the standard is good, I would like to move up the steps. Yes, I think I'm in for it. We close this.

That's great. Now you're looking at the screen again. Yes, I am. To end... I don't know what to do. I don't know. We're nearing the end here. If you were to practice a skill on the street with the hat in front of you, a bovver hat maybe, what would you do considering that you were to earn the most? Something I can? Then we have reached the end.

What do you think you would earn the most from standing on the street and doing? I think I would earn, if I am to look very cynically at it, I think I would earn the most from doing something that people don't expect me to do. It can be something that everyone can do, but something that is not expected that someone does on the street. For example, I put on a bowler hat in front of me and say... It's a little round, a little clad. It's a little clad, but it's my hat. You can have something that supports it up. A mousetrap maybe? Yes, I can.

A moose? A mousetrap and a bowler hat on top. And then I say, when there are 2500 kroner in the hat, I'll go up in my hat, and then I went to the bathroom. That's so... That's how it was in Gullerod. I saw that in Gullerod on the public TV. I think it was a huge Gullerod. I'm sure that if it had gone by... If it had gone by some idiot on Eger Torget, who didn't have a guitar, or a Yoda hat, The I'm like, yes, you will get it. It costs 700, but you will get it. It's like, I'm bashing young people, do you want to see me bashing 18?

Yes, maybe. I'm looking forward to playing. I'm sure that the children give a lot of money to see people bashing. The children get their parents to give a lot of money. And the parents have to be there, like being in Leo's playground. We just have to be there. We don't want to, but the kids do. What are you doing when he's having fun in his bovlerat? Exactly. And I thought that people create expectations. And it gathers more and the kids go and he's having fun in his bovlerat if we give him money.

And I, many adults, would just say, I'm not going to give money to anything in the world. But I personally would absolutely like to have that. I think that's a concept I could tour with. We live in the momentary time, if we can film it and see what I experience now. He's carrying the hat. As a kind of... I could perform at the guest festival in Kongsberg. On stage.

Don't go too far. I think I'm into it. I think absolutely... I see a huge answer to the question, and I think it was so good that I think we just finish it off. There wasn't much more than that. Yes, I said it before you came, because then I had written the last point on the block here. And that is... Can you tell about the thing with the monthly push? Where did the questions come from?

I was just sitting there, if I watched a bit on TV with my son, and was on YouTube, and was like, what do you think of the young Raffetta? He drives cars and car noises and buses, and all that stuff. And then just, the monthly push is the king of the devil. So I was on a lot of monster trucks and we saw it for a while, but I didn't understand what they were doing. Because there is a monster truck coming out on the track and then they start jumping around and they turn around and... But what are they going to do? Do you know this? What is the goal for a monster truck driver? To get points to jump around on the track? It's like a machine's tire effecting. The tire effecting is ready.

They are not going to do anything, is it? No, because the tire effecting is also vague. You should avoid being hit by something. It's not so hard when you're driving. Just drive around with a red car. It's an idiotic sport. Yes, there is an idiotic sport. And there is steering, and it's an idiotic sport. But it's connected to the redneck thing.

Absolutely. It's idiots. Yes, but it's an idiotic sport. People just think it's fun to see big cars jumping around, and they think it's a video sport. People just like to watch big cars jumping and they think it's cool. And they drink and they have big thumbs, big thumbs gloves and stuff. It's like being on Dart VM. Dart is cool, I'm a Dart man. Yes, Dart is cool, but there are a lot of thumbs, a lot of rubber, high driving.

Very problematic. I think Monster Trek and Dart are very problematic. I think that DART and Monster Track are very similar. And I think that's sad, because I'm so fond of DART, but I agree with the supporters. I'm fond of football, and I think that the supporters culture can be a bit... The supporters culture in general is not good. No, I'm not very happy with the answer, but you gave me a bit more insight into the problem. But I don't understand why Montstorch is popular. Big cars, big cars, people are a meat house sport. Because they have big wheels.

Big tires. Yes, they think it's cool. And it's faster than a tractor. Yes, but it's maybe grown-up children. We have to do it. If you get older and a little more sophisticated, then just... I can see 30 seconds with a big car and I'm tired. I think there are many who put in a mouthpiece and say weeeee. I think it's like small children.

And wrestling is the same. Wrestling? Now it's the most fun I know. It's fun, but it's also so tight. I have the character I have liked the most in my childhood, Hulk Hogan. Why is he so popular? Because he was the strongest. He won. He had the best team around him. But isn't wrestling just an acting? Yes.

So then it's like… he was the boss in thing, that decides who is the hero and who is the loser and who is the winner. It's like the Marvel universe. So who was the one who tried to become the biggest? How did you work in that hierarchy? It's the same way we work with reality shows? Yes, but the bosses of the wrestling stuff, they understand who becomes popular, and then they build on that. Yes, I think so. It's like walking the path while you are... Yes, and it's not like the one who is good at winning. Hulk Hogan has to win because he has the biggest brand, and we have to build his brand further.

And maybe the people he gives us money. It's a bit cool, and as two who like to play acting, it's a bit fun to play the bad guy. Yes, very. Who in the end loses and can play that too. Yes, but then you have to do that for your thing. Because again, this is a big story, Håkon is going to smoke on some smelters before he wins. He doesn't dominate the whole thing, right? As I remember, I haven't seen Hulk Hogan in 15 years, but as I remember he was completely insane.

I mean, Chuck Norris... Because it's nice to play Hulk Hogan, because you don't have to... There is no drama. It's nice to be in the Hellkoggen, because you don't have to throw around. There is no drama. If you are lying on the ground and someone climbs up the pole and jumps and admires you, it's stage fighting, but it's not nice. It's not nice to lie there and get... I don't think so. It looks cool.

Does it? I don't do so. You do. I have a picture that looks pretty ugly. You haven't seen it in a while. I haven't seen it in real life. I haven't seen it in real life. You haven't? I haven't seen it in real life.

It looks very bad. I shouldn't look at it. It looks very ugly. It looks like it's been on the road for 2-1 months after not seeing it in 20 years. It's like stage fighting. It's made for the stage. But when you watch it on TV, you look very bad. But you don't look very real when you're in the stage. I had been doing some stage fighting courses and such. And then I thought it looked really raw.

And that it looked really damn real, what I was doing. I just cracked my neck. And it looked really damn red. And I have some drops in my mouth that I crack while I take my neck on the floor, and it looks completely rotten. And I have drops in my mouth that I crack while I take my neck off. But then it probably looks very, very stupid to look at. Yes, but if you sit in the hall, it looks pretty good. But if you film this, it probably looks worse. Okay, so if I'm going to watch wrestling, I have to watch it live. You're watching wrestling now. What do you say? Wrestling, I think. watch it live. You said wrestling. What did you say?

Wrestling? Do you say Roast beef? Roast beef? Why do you say Roast beef? Bad for Norwegian. Roast beef? It's like saying you have too little fight in Jatzi. We could have stayed longer with this.

But it was nice that you came. It was a nice meeting. it was nice that you came. It was a great feeling. It was great to be here. The whole kingdom was. And to you at home, now it is premiere day, when the show is over. There is a lot of food to eat, it is Bergen, Trondheim, it is Bodø. Bodø sells bad, Bodø must sharpen.

Bodø sells bad? Yes, Bodø sells really bad. The rest sells good. Why do you think so? I don't know. It is difficult to say. It's getting better. Is it good or bad? It's good. The rest is good. Why? I don't know. It's hard to say. It's just like that.

Tournament list on HenrikVladiset.no. And there you can find the tickets and everything. There's nothing more to say. I'm looking forward to playing this damn game. Go, Vignette! Christoph Olsen, thank you. Thank you. And go. Outro. Bye. Bye. Bye. Thank you, Bengt! Christoph Olsen, thank you for driving...

...outro. He is the one! Modern Media