Fladseth - #198 - Alenepod

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

(BILLETTER TIL SHOW I BODØ 25 MAI OG ANDRE BYER PÅ HENRIKFLADSETH.NO) Babler sammenhengende piss fra et hotellrom i Tromsø, i boksern med øl i labben.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you think about the new song? There is no Kurt Nilsen intro today, it would have been too parodic, because I am sitting alone in a hotel room. In boxer shorts it is a bit like it should be when you are away from family and on tour. I think like this, not for fuck sake should I sit all day long in boxershorts with an beer in my lab, look out over what the fuck I see, some mountains and a bridge and some sea and some construction workers. So it's not exactly how it should be, but a bit too much of a period if I'm singing the whole song I didn't have today. I'm on tour, I had a show in Tromsø on Thursday, which means yesterday. And it went really well, really nice and nice. And then there's a new show today in Tromsø, Utseond, like a little hell. And then it's over to Bodø tomorrow. and then it's a little easier again in Bodø

and we're going to fucking sell out I walk around Tromsø city yesterday and one of the first things that happens is that there's a craftsman who's arranging and managing and working on the roof of the hotel I'm in. And he just goes, hey buddy, hello. And then he shows his phone and it's the podcast that plays. He has the podcast on his ear. Has he heard about the show? No.

And another one, I was at the shopping center and was going to buy some new shoes. The same thing happens, another craftsman who also works in a roof in the shoe store shows me the phone and shows that the podcast is in his ear. Does he plan something for the show? No. So what the hell are you thinking when you hear on the podcast that it's fucking fun in podcast format, but he doesn't believe in stand-up-punishment, or whatever. Or he just doesn't hear about it. Where are you? Because it's being broadcasted out in the news and one way or another to get people to come to these shows. And this was supposed to be really in the middle of the target group. Two electrical f**kers who have the podcast on their ears in the working hours. The only thing you should do is be on that show, the stand-up show. That's what I'm doing.

The chair is f**king on it. That I can make jokes on the running track on stage. And then we might have to think about the marketing, where we meet these craftsmen hanging up in the roof, and listen to podcasts. I would believe in the podcast itself, I haven't done anything else like this show here, and that you can get tickets to Henrik Flansøt yet.

Okay, no, so it was late yesterday, I met some nice bio-engineers, what was it? Highly trained man and his wife's doctor, sat and drank wine, and so they were pouring wine and drinking wine at some Amtmann's bar or something up there, and it was so good. So I had a nice day here, and then I managed to play a podcast. It's fantastic. Yesterday I went around Tromsø, got a ramen, which is my favourite dish. It's nothing more than nothing. Of course, it's a bit of a surprise that there are a couple of dishes, but they are special dishes. Ramen is everyday, it's breakfast.

It's just a small country in Norway, we eat bread and cheese in the morning. It's ramen, it's ramen that is the big breakfast around the world. and It's a breakfast, you get nutrition from a wonderful force that has been working overnight. Eggs, vegetables, and some spires, and shit, and bamboo shoots, and... The eggs in ramen are totally... It should be... You can't have a ramen restaurant and not be able to boil eggs. Perfect! I have never eaten good ramen and medium ramen, never experienced that the eggs are nothing else than fantastic, well boiled. And before we did one thing, that I ordered ramen with extra noodles, because noodles are damn good, but I thought, they were useless with all these noodles,'m going to make ramen for my new breakfast or lunch meal. If I'm going to break the fast with ramen every day, I can't have extra noodles every day, but I'm going to fucking manage with an extra egg every day.

So now I usually order two extra eggs. And then they sit together with three eggs in that fucking soup bowl. It's just fantastic. Fantastic. So I take my frame, take a beer on the bridge over here, and rush to the hotel, and then I see, and then I come on the backside of two men, or boys, I say men, yes, I think it was men, and look at the way they sit there, and they look out over the sea, and I only see their back head, but there is no doubt that they are twins. And I can see that with one eye, and I can only see their back head. And it's interesting, so maybe… a tiny profile, I saw that you were looking at some glasses on both of them. But from the back head and the ass, the same hair color, the same head shape, there were two identical backs. So twins are the same everywhere, that's what I'm trying to say. And now there are probably some twins that are listening, and it's a good chance to rock in the bathroom. I don't know what I can and can't say about twins these days.

The Siamese twins can also be included later on. That's what I think is being talked about too little, and without the comparison with the others. It's on the same street, of course, but let's start with the regular twins. It wasn't possible to see the difference between those two backhands. And the first thing I think is, do they make it sporty and look very similar? Do they want to make fun of people, that they think it's fun that people struggle to see the difference? Or are they so similar, that none of them can take on the team and go for a dread style? You have him with glasses and short hair, and he is a bit more raw skinned by a twin, who has dreads and he has some kind of out-heeled rings in his ears and plays some flute instruments. Of course they are so similar. They are the same, they have the same interests,

they have the same taste in the hair, the preferences in the hair style, of course. That's what it's about. None of them is eager to take on a band and be anything else than the one that feels like it. That's what I think. But if I had been willing, yes, it's fun to joke with people for a couple of years, and people don't know who is who, but I would have wanted to create a kind of own style of being. If not too much, at least a little fade on the hair, which can be seen in different ways. I don't know. And then there is this similarity. And here we came to the burnable material, which can be cancelled to talk about twins. I don't think twins I can be canceled for talking about twins. I don't think twins are such a hot topic. But it's like... I don't like the kitchen, just to be clear. Or the respective sex organs that the twins have.

It's not just boys' twins, of course. It's twins in all colors, shapes, shapes and gender. And trans twins, I think. I don't know. I don't know too much about it, and I would like to know more. I tried to get two twins, two producer twins, on the podcast, talking about twin lives, and this was on Fylla, of course, very, very much on Fylla. They were very interested in it, and if you listen to it, you can contact me. If that becomes relevant, we can talk about it. We need to talk about your kitchen, there must be limits. I'm starting to become an older man now, I was 35 when I was 16, and I can't talk about twin kitchens of these young producers. It's not suitable. I became completely USK in the hotel room, and they sit here in the box and talk about twin kitchens.

I can hear it myself. Directly flout, when I think about it. But no, I notice that it's always a bit slow in the beginning with these single podcasts, but when you get the pace going and get enough cool in the oven and get the steam up, then it's just never shut up. Just let one thing lead to the other, and that is the nature of the podcast. Of course, there are some things on the blocks that will work as some tools, but if something comes out of the window, there is of course the possibility to just go with it. I have written a few things. Yes, there was no podcast last week. It has to do with that it was May 17th.

I had big plans for a podcast on my birthday, which is May 16th. And I have actually thought that I would have... I am in a period with better time, but even on my fucking birthday, things are coming up that I have to take a relationship to, that fuck up the whole rhythm and the whole setup, so that I don't have to sit down with a glass of wine, use my 35 years and play a podcast. That was the plan I have. I am on the list, the point list from the podcast I was supposed to play that day.

One of them is, what have 35 years taught me? I was going to say to summarize that. I had some thoughts in my head on May 16, but I have them now. I had a couple of things I learned in life. I can just shoot from the hip, I remember that. Of course, this has to be done to get older and understand that when you grow up, it is quite obvious that all adults, even in the profession, and social roles, are rarely a meat-eater. They look like it to a large extent. If you're 35, yes, you're an adult, if you had been a man, 35,

almost middle-aged, you would have been called that. But are you? No, you're just a small child in your head, and I think that in many ways you are. Some are more afraid than others, of course. Some are life-saver and more afraid of what life can throw at you. But I think this is important, I don't think... You are so much more grown-up and put in an age of 60, 70, 80, I think you always have the children inside you. In one way, this little insecure child, but the same traumas and thoughts and problems that you had as a child, they follow you, they are there, and then of course you get some life experience and you get your own children to take care for, and you are brave, of course.

But I think that maybe you have reached a greater degree of wisdom before in time. You can dream back to the old viking times, when you were one year old, and you got your hair on your head, and the first hair that on the peak, it's straight out in the back of the head, gets a shawl and a sword and starts practicing at war. Come on, you have 3 months before we get involved, you are going to be out now, my son, for the first time you are 12 years old, and now you are going to be in a fight. Are you a blacksmith or a blacksmith, buddy? Blacksmith, blacksmith boy, yes, that's what we are training for. I felt that was one of the two things you were standing between. Or what you had.

It depends on the regional wealth you were sitting in at the time. If you had good trade going and had a wealth within the clan. Is the owner good, or is he corrupt? Does he have a lot of money in his own pocket, or do they have a good... Do they have a good food, that everyone gets good chargers on the table, and that they have the economy and the competence to make good weapons. Of course, there were poor fishermen with a high degree of corruption and poorly driven, poorly driven, poorly... what were they called?

Under hierarchy there, but then it was to take what they found, of course. If it was an old stick that was a little bit stuck on the tip, then it was what they found, if it was an old stick that was a bit sharp on the tip, then it was what they had, it was what they called the spit. And then there was a knife that they had hung around me, it took time if they had it. Where the hell would I go with this? Yes, I think you got bigger when you were thrown into war and stuff. First you had to go through hell, you could get beaten up like hell, it wasn't like the rector had to make you a to get less bullying in the And then I got to drive like hell. They often got scolded and they wrote poems and they kept going.

They went into creative businesses as well. Which we hate today. We are and we hunt too. The same mechanism, but of course the psychological problems. And unfortunately I talked very little about at that time. I don't know how the suicide rate was, but it wasn't okay. But you got to experience things, you got to be pretty tough from a young age, so I think you achieved a greater maturity as an old wise man, of course, you became younger, you had worse health that time, we know that.

No, a little bit about... I'm thinking spot on. I am very satisfied with that. It's what's crazy, people who have to smoke out 70% and it's a very bad sign. If you're young and write some kind of task, you never have to listen to it. Never write anything I say. Never take anything I say for good fish. It's just nonsense. I have no neutrality on knowledge, but I have the right to fool myself like a little We had dinner with the guys at Palace Grill. It was really nice. Palace Grill is a small restaurant in Oslo, which is well known and known for making something hell. It was May 17th, the day after. So we had to tell the waitress, who is known for coming with shots, and the whole package, we had to say that we can't have a shot today. You have to promise that. We can't suddenly have a shot here. We have families, many of us.

It's May 17 tomorrow. But it was still some damn glass there. It was. And May 17 was family day. It was fine. It was fine for me. But it was not a pod. Now it's a pod. And we race through here. I now it is a pod. And we will race through this. I think it's enough, damn it. 17 minutes have passed. It's crazy. Yes, I'm struggling a lot. I'm struggling with the gag reflex. I'm a man who… You know what? Chameleon twins. We were going to talk about... I don't know what there is much to say. I think the most famous Siamese twins that have lived in modern times, took the night,

I mean, here just a few weeks ago. It was fascinating to see such comments about those two, and they were very concerned that they were two individuals with their lives there, and I respect that as hell. For us who have separate bodies and heads and the whole package, or that we have the freedom to ourselves, I think that seems like an enormous and difficult prison. And it should be clustered together often, from one hour to the next. When you are stuck together, it seems to be exhausting. There is nothing to hide that it seems to be hard. But you are born like that. People are very adaptable. We often do the best out of the situation. So if you never experience anything else, you will see it in a completely different way.

You will not have first-hand experience of a life that is not like that. So, they did the best they could. The twins did it. They kept going. The one was behind there, like a little bag behind there, and had a little order, a little curve, where the host was lying. Wasn't the main person in that duo. Is that allowed to say?

Apparently the host wasn't just lying on his back in a curve. I wasn't the main person, because it's the one who can go and control the shots, and is mostly physically and in a way seems like the boss of the gang. But they were very concerned that it was not like that, no, it was not just because he or she was hanging behind a curve. But behind that there were a lot of fun that was done. I don't remember if it was a man or a woman, I think it was a woman. The woman was sitting there and she was painting, she had the art around her. And when they were going to shower, there was a fucking order, there was a shower curtain that was pulled between there, so that one of the Siamese twins could shower and dry herself,

and maybe… I don't know, that one of the Siamese twins could shower and dry herself and... I don't know, maybe... I don't know, that's a point of time to do it, I think. Then you know you should do it. To shower yourself behind the shower curtain while the shower curtain is running. And they had so much private life, they wanted it. They had very clear arrangements and and the atmosphere was really good. So, I think that the Siamese twins, that we talk too little about and know too little about, I think it's talked a little about, it's a pretty crazy phenomenon, and it says a little bit about

it's a nice picture of how fit people are, how we run out in all our forms and variants. This is not a one-time thing. This happens quite often, that there is a kind of... Why do you melt together? Is it a mutation or a syndrome? Or is it just that it is a bit too tight in there, and then you grow together as a tree that can grow into another tree in a way. Unsure, but we get it fucking done. It's fine. And then of course you are… I understand very well. In the past it was not easy. There was a little freak show. I think you had red hair when you were in the freak show. It was a low level to say that you are not like the others. Red hair I think red hair actually relaxed some parts of the world. Red hair is not unusual, it is one of the…

Many people have red hair, but I felt that when I see people from Ireland and Scotland, I think the majority of them have red hair. So who is over there? Not the ones with red hair, at least. So that was what I managed to cover about Siamese twins. I can take another round if I get to something else, but it was just to promise you. Yes, I struggle with the gag reflex, that is to say that I have a very sensitive gag reflex, I have known for many years, but I haven't had so much to compare myself with. I insist on breathing out my tongue, I don't let it... I break almost every time, at least a little bit,

and if I'm a bit of a filly-sick and start breathingaaaaaah! It happened by chance, not so long ago, that I breathed a little far behind my tongue and sprained my jaw. I just sprained my jaw. So I... And this made me think that... Again, we are down in underwear, and you understand that I have... I have a sore throat, and it's like I am. I often that it's the I don't have anything against people who like it, but I myself actually think the opposite is true. I think that it's a bit of a lie, but I think it's a bit of a lie.

I think that it's a bit of a lie, but I think it's a bit of a lie. I think that it's a bit of a lie, but I think it's a bit of a lie. I think that it's a bit of a lie, but I think it's a bit of a lie. I think that it's a bit of a that, but I myself actually mean the opposite. I mean that the dog is terrible, I would never touch it with fire pliers, if I were to be honest. And it's just about the homosexuals and women. If I had been a woman or a homosexual,, I wouldn't have touched the cock with fire. Fuck! Get away from me! No, I'd rather live in celibacy. Fuck me!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm going to die. If I had been a cock-sucking lover, a cock-loving lover, it would be. Then it would have been a sad story. And there are probably many out there who are in this situation, that they don't love it and there is nothing they want more than to really just

measure and hammer in these penalties, but struggle with the gag reflex and break and it just gets unpleasent every time. It's trying again and again, as I do with the toothbrush, but it doesn't mean you can't get over it. There are of course some... there is certainly something that needs to be kept in mind as well. How... how to sweep a guy without breaking... It's in the course of time, but I haven't taken a course, because it's not that important to me. I just think it's okay to get a breath of fresh air. You feel fresher and that's better. I think I've learned some techniques so that I stick to the yule limit so that I don't start breaking.

But it's fast, but it's fast done and pushed over there. And then it's rarely, I would say, once in ten years, it starts to get a little messy, like the first time now, but it's breaking. Luckily, the toothbrush is more or less a private business for me. And I'm so safe with my family that if the lady had come in the bathroom, in what I was breathing, and stood and hug breaking me, we would have had fun with it, and I don't think so. It's embarrassing and scary to see that, and then, boo hoo, boo hoo, boo hoo. But it's ridiculous. I think about it when I'm breaking myself, and it looks ridiculous, completely crazy, idiotically stupid. So, we'll see if I... Should I let the terrorism win here? The terrorism of breaking? Should I let them win? I don't think so.

I think I'll just... It's not nice to break myself, but it's not that bad either. I think I'll keep going with it. What's worse? To break yourself a little without spitting or to have an unclean tongue? You can... You, you can guess. Are there more out there struggling with depression? Then please make a sound about it. It's nice to know that you have a brotherhood and sisterhood out there. So... Yes, what do we have here? I said this when I was 35 years old, right? That's when I found out something terrible. I mentioned this when I think that you grow up believing that all adults can do everything, are experts and are capable of everything.

But you have to know that many people have big shortcomings and it is very faked till you make it. That's what I've learned in life. You take a big risk as a child, and you have to do that. It's the balance that has brought humanity up and forward. And what is crucial for the development of all species. Some are a little more daring than others, and they win new territory, they find new things, they extend their species further, but in a big way, all should be faked. You should not take too much risk, because it fights with the highest goal, and that is to reproduce yourself. But if you only reproduce a bunch of lazy people, that's not a joke either.

There is a fine balance, which nature balances very well. But you don't understand, as a very young person, and I was lucky to have a baby, you don't understand how fucking something is. So you take a big risk. I think that if I had... I wish, not that something happened, but it could have happened. I wish I understood how fucking terrible it was, for example. Terrible, or this was removed, removed from a series of-pedo-serial mother, I didn't quite understand how there was a tiny risk for that, and the outcome of that is of course completely f***ing awful.

But now nothing is happening to me, so I don't have anything to regret, but that's what you have to think about as a teenager, I think, to explain that this is… really try to… and if you are more at risk of being deported, you don't want to live in a kind of a shelter cell for 25 years and give birth to your child to your father and those who are there. And those who are worse than that, yes, it's the children. Children and grandchildren, they are the two worst. Not many. It is few in the course of humanity, but surprisingly many. There are stories all the time about people who have been deported, like Fritzl was deported.

And there was one, I say Iran, a person who had been deported for 25 years, and it was his neighbour who had taken him. And then he was found after 45 years, and I haven't read too much about that thing, but it wasn't really fun down in the Iranian basement. Was it Fritz or Ille? I don't know, but you shouldn't look away. Those things, of course, are something you understand more in your adult age. This was not what I had planned to say about what I had learned in 35 years. This is only the result of pure desperation and improvisation to entertain those who are listening to you with their old damn ears.

So this is just a hope for me. But I'm not dissatisfied with that tip. But that's not a top ten. It's not a top ten of what I would say about what 35 years have taught me. I try to get on... Yes, I mean, reading books or reading and writing is more relevant sometimes. The importance of that, I think, has luckily done a lot through and still does. And I notice now that I am in a period where I may not read as much and actually do not write as much, even though I have written a stand-up show, it has been mostly in my head.

But I think that less and less young people do so much, and I think that you lose something very important, because being able to write makes you understand things much better, it gives you a creative flow. And reading... it works a bit in the same way in your head. You make pictures in a completely different way than if you just go around and listen to podcasts and just watch things on TV and on the screen Dagengang. So I have been learning for 35 years now. I have not learned, I have understood. I started reading and writing a little when I was around 7 years old. I was not that early. I was not particularly good at it before. And again it was something like, now I'm out there and I'm doing this, but it's not wrong either.

In no way wrong. In no way wrong. But is it top 3 I'm doing now? No, it's not wrong either, in no way wrong. In no way wrong. But is it the top three I'm doing now? No, it's not. It's unfortunately not. And I'd rather come back to it if I have something more to learn from what I've learned in 35 years. It will probably just sink into my head. Religion is bullshit, what I what I've been taught for 35 years, but I've gotten more out of it, and people really get to believe what they want. And it's completely impossible not to be aware of the thought that there are things we don't

understand out there, and that can be almost anything possible. I'm very aware of that. The older you get, the less you understand. That's what I've learned. The older I get, the more stupid I become. And that's a shame, it's sad. It's sad. It's probably a kind of death-cruiser effect in here. If you are too stupid, you think you understand things. The most pathetic effect we have, the Trøning-Kruger effect, I say it right, the death of Kruger, I think you understand what I mean. Most, all the most pathetic effects the world has seen. That you are so stupid. You are so stupid that you think you are smart. I really have a lot of regret from the death of the war effect when I was in my younger days.

I think that was almost unlearned. I think I was so smart because I understood that the planets went under the sun. It was so easy. There was not much more knowledge about the universe. I had seen one documentary, so of course I could have done a little more than that. But it was so easy, there were some simple mechanisms, simple in a way, geopolitical analysis I did, and I thought I understood things. So, documentary by documentary, I could like forget that, okay, then I understand that, and then I understand that, and then I understand that. But then you get older and understand that, no, there is a lot more to be put together than that. So, there are no documentaries in the whole world, there are no books in the whole world for you to see, understand the big picture here. And that takes time. If you really want to be smart,

the smartest ones I know of are very well-read, and they are balanced in the way you think of them. They understand that, okay, it can be like this, but it's a bit like that, because it's a bit like that. And then you mix together some thoughts, but they are advanced and they start out of a balanced thought process. So I don't have the courage or capacity to read close enough to call myself that I understand things. So it's sad, it's a damn shame. It's a damn shame to admit it, but that's how it is. So I have a damn lot of fun. Sitting and drinking beer and having a show with drums,

and for ass jokes and for jokes, yes, but it's fun. I don't win the Nobel Prize. It's for sure, but I have a damn lot of fun in this life. You can stand in the history books as someone who understood things and wrote some books and some translations and such. And that is of course bad, but is it so important? You should be proud of yourself, because then you don't know if you are standing in the history books. You can have it on deathbed. Oh, I can stand in the history books! Oh that's fine. That's the only thing you get. But again, or you can lie on death row and say, I had a father, people are happy with me, and I'm happy with people, and I had a lot of fun, and I'm so damn drunk. The last thing you do. I don't know, it's a shame that you get so mad old that you can't get drunk that much. That's sad. That's a coincidence.

When I was younger, I said I was going to try heroin and all the sick stuff when I turned 70, 80, 90 and it started to get close to the end. That's what I've learned. That you can't do that. You are not in the fucking right of being able to have heroin. So that is something you never have to say. I can't do it myself. I'm sorry. Maybe I'll apologize a little. I'm not going to do it now. I don't think it's necessary to be dependent on it all the time.

But I think it's the best to stay away from those things. Opiates are what you get hooked on, and it's... It feels sick, nice, it's not necessarily as lazy as it doesn't feel nice, that's why people start with it. Because it makes you forget the feeling, but it's done quickly and quickly, and we've seen that time and time again. It's a wonder to stay away from that. But I'll say that I try in 56 years old. I don't know who will judge me. I will probably do that. Or am I too tired? Or am I too old and tired to try the Herdloon myself in an age of 50-60? I am lazy, so you should not look away from that. I remember I said that, but I can't do it. I can't think of starting the Herdloon now. It will be too tiring.

Cheers. I don't know how many people are out there. It's Friday. Yes, no. Let's see, let's see, let's see. There's not much more to say, really. Yes, I'll take the last one. I wrote, I had a little fun, I have so much to buy letters for these shows. Buy letters in drums and buy in booths. And there is a lot of stuff that I realize. So I just wrote to give a little comic relief.

I was at Gardemån and took a small… a small… a small... a little island. And then I took a picture of me with a that you are a comedian who is so desperate. I've seen Baby Reindeer, and I'm not going to spoil too much, but as a comedian and as one who has balanced on a cross between that the career doesn't go well at all, and you yourself miss something when things just go wrong, and that things go well, then you know, you recognize that, and it can be very dark when you are standing at different jobs and trying to make people laugh with these stupid things, and then it is all hate. The darkest is some of the darkest we have. It can be a whole joker thing, right? Because you just want to entertain people, and you want to be the juggler and it's funny, but then it's just dark. I think that if a comedian would actually make it serious that one night only, I, I will have a show where there is no

reason for the show to be sold out, so the comedian goes all in, and he means it, I say he, because I go for him, because it is mostly men who are doing these things, I have an intuition, but I could have seen that a lady had done it, and then I think... Well, I'm just saying because it's easier now. The man says, if this show doesn't sell out, and make videos like this, where I don't know if they say that if this show doesn't sell out, then I'll take my life. And I'm going to fucking promise that I can do that. I'll take my life if that I can do that. I'm going to take life into account if I don't buy everything I want. It's going to be easy.

And then you make a bunch of films like that. You write it everywhere. You have posters on light bulbs. And you actually do a very, very meticulous job in the promo work. And it's like, yes, they buy ads and stuff like that. And all of marketing goes out on the one premise that this show is not being sold out. 500 tickets.

So that it's a stavanger. Stavanger, stavanger. If not, the stavanger is sold out. 504, 450 tickets. Then'll take my life. I promise. If the staveanger is going to be filled, I wonder if it would be good. The comedian with the trust if it would work. Did people want to... He means it. He will actually take the rapes. I think the word spread.

And if you want to come up with a certain style, is it a performance? Is this a brilliant show? Because I think it's a fun thing. If I had seen a sketch, I would have made a sketch. Because then I would have been scared of it. It's very sad and dark. It's a bit fun. So maybe the audience will come and it will actually work. You think, this guy is funny. This guy is really funny. He goes all in on it. Hanging up such trusses on power boxes and such.

He will take his life if people don't come to the show. It's the king, so he meets 450 happy and excited audiences, who are like, damn, we're looking forward to seeing him. Or maybe half of them think it's funny, and half of them just have to come because they don't care that he's going to kill himself. And if I had felt guilty, I think it's a pretty brilliant PR strategy. And I'm not going to look away from that. That this is my next project. But it's probably nobody who wants to make it, I know Norwegian TV well. It's too narrow and narrow, you know.

He is a self-sufficient comedian. But if there are any private... We need to get the tech-militaires on the track. The tech-militaires, the Norwegian tech... Not just the Norwegian salmon-militaires. He knows that we have made that... We talked about it with Ronny. That the richest have to find new channels that make

smaller content. And you have so much money, you don't even know what to use it for. It's all shit. You can make really cool content, dark and thin, like hell. It doesn't have to cost that much. But one channel with that it would have been cool. If not, we'll see how it's made. But that character grew on me. And now I say it loudly, but I also coin it, don't I?

I don't think that's legal, but if someone else makes it now, I can say it now. If someone else takes this idea, then it's just going back to this episode and hear who is the father of this idea. Well, it's me. But at least someone else has talked about it before. I don't know. Then it's me who has done it. Then it's me who has done it. Then it's me who is the most proud. But the ignorant one should be said. Okay. And we will see what episode this will be. It will be the 198th episode of this podcast. We are approaching the 200th episode anniversary, and then, as tradition, Lars Berrum will be in the studio, and the guest, he was the first guest, he was guest number 100, and he will of course become guest number 200, and that's how we will keep going, and to 300, 400, 500,

600, 700, 1400, 2600 episodes, 3800, and then we just have to work hard, we have to see who will keep going, it could be Lars, a healthy and healthy man. He is of course tired of sleeping, Lars, and that can be a factor. I don't know who is smoking our first. But it will be, no matter what, a hell of a last episode of this podcast in my funeral. I have to bring it into the will, and it will be a bit of a job, of course. Speaking of the will, I have... I won't go into details, but first we have time to extend it a bit. I have to hear through it, but I don't remember where I was in that will. Was I in a bear park or something, that it shouldn't be hung over something, or I think it has gone further, that's why I don't remember.

But I hope you thought it was useful. It will be three quarters from Paris in the north, which is called by some sick reason. I've had it okay, my mouth has gone and it has been very good. Okay, you. New episode next week. Gunnar Kjommelit I think will come. If it was next week, or yes, then it will be a little different. I have some guests in the loop, so it will be good. Great. Okay, bye bye. The the the the the

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