Fladseth - #202 - Alon Fellus

Episode Date: June 21, 2024

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My eyes are getting weary, my back is getting tight I'm sitting here in traffic on the Queens boat bridge tonight And I don't care cause all I wanna do Is cash my check and drive right home to you Cause baby all my life I will be driving home to you That's the sound of the new song. It's almost summer vacation for the podcast, but this is a bit of what you might expect from us. Fuck Kurt Nielsen! It's the king of queens. That's what comes out of me. A beautiful sound. Alon Fellus. Is that right?

You're right. Fellus too? Fellus, yes. Fellus. Fellus. With the U. What U? Fellus? Fellus, yes.

A powerful name. Not fellus is not necessarily powerful. A fallus. Oh yes, fallus. When you say it like that. Yes, but Alon. Or as Gaute likes to say, Alon shared the bathroom with his mother. Gaute Gutsjeetet. Gutsjeetet says Alon shared the bathroom with his mother.

I live with my mom. Do you? Yes, I do. But now you have... Because you said it in what we met here, that now it's going well. Now it's going better at least. Now it's a bit of a win in a row. Yes, because you brought home 100 000 kroner and honor and fame.

It was more of that, you know. A bit of a snitch and fame. Yes, you got a bit of speed on things. Look, now you're sitting here in the big chair. You won Battle Royale, which is Jørnys and Josef's stand-up competition on the salmon mill where the channel was financed, 047. It's a joke, the winning big screen. Yes, it's the biggest new competitor in Netflix, that old guy. That's where he spreads the propaganda. Absolutely. Family or his fellow swede propaganda and salmon lobbyism. Right, a little illuminati in the background there. A little bit between the two.

Right. I haven't seen anything special about it. No, but I wouldn't have done that if I hadn't come either. You wouldn't have, because it's super relevant for what I do. All my friends and colleagues who are there are watching. And it says a little that I have become an old sniper. I could have sat down and come out and sit on it, but I just... Just that...

It was to sit down and watch things on a Mac, I get stressed out. I like to go back to the TV and watch TV on TV. You talked about Chromecast. It's possible to watch it on TV. I know, I know. I would have had the opportunity. But I get irritated that they didn't have the app on this smart phone. I totally agree. And the website itself is a bit shabby. It's a bit like home talk about this shit. I don't know if I'll ever go to a Chromecast. But I think for you who watch so much stand-up from before,

we who work with stand-up watch a lot of stand-up. It's not so cool to watch stand-up at home. I agree. It's something about watching your old bits that you have done, especially before. But I can like to see good colleagues do material I've heard many times before. It's not something about that. It's a bit like... it's not a business secret in any way, But there are few who don't watch so many stand-up shows, who know the difference between watching live and watching specials and watching TV. A giga difference. Very different. And sitting there is much more fun.

So when you watch so many stand-up shows, you always get a bit disappointed? Always. I totally agree. But you should check it out, the quality was surprisingly good. The show itself is pretty cool. The clips are snappy, fast and fun. There are a lot of idol editions. And you see people bomb as well. That's the best. I'll see it later. I haven't dared to say this to Jordi, since I haven't seen it. I'm a good friend.

I haven't dared to say it. I haven't seen the King of Gold, I haven't seen Casco, I haven't seen any of them. It's just going down the name of Pegasus. Yes. But you've got the money? Good question. I have called Simon, the manager, or the one who is doing the work. I have actually got the invoice and stuff. It was a small idea that we were going to make another show,

which was about getting the money from Jørnis, who was in like 70 episodes. I never get the money. But I got the money, I said that if I get it, I'll call my parents, and then the invoice came in fast. Because, Jørn, you are a man with... You know the streets. You've had one ear on the sledgehammer, two fingers on the asphalt with the sides.

You know what's going on. And now, even a man we miss, even a smart street man. Street smart? Street smart man, street smart man we miss to fame, to success. Then it won't be the same. I have to be careful. But they say that you can take the boy out of the streets, but not the boy out of the streets. That's something. Look at the old ones, the little ones, Cat Williams and stuff.

He has that little finger in his street. Absolutely. He's on smoke, he's going to beef with the whole game. You know what? I read, I haven't read that get into it, but Kate Williams, it was a chronicle, it was something that was said in a podcast, I think, how damn PR genius he is, because it was just a promo for the tour, and it was sold out in one second. Yes, it was the biggest viral thing in 2024. A little one for those who don't know, he's called Williams. Everyday I'm hustling. Everyday.

On the Mac. Wasn't that it? On the special. I'm working on the Mac. Everyday I'm hustling. That little one, he was a comedian. He was on a podcast and just rose. It wasn't just rose, it was from the inside.

From the inside. He hates these guys for some reason. Yes, and there were many people who thought that he hates them now. Yes, I had heard about some of the others, to be honest. There were a lot of people like Cedric the Entertainer, you had heard about these guys. Cedric the Entertainer are old classics. Yes, I know. But I hadn't heard about them. No, but haven't.

But you are so fast under the bus, and sold out your tour in two seconds. Two seconds I have to get. Just say it. When I'm alone here, and I have to keep up, and... You're not doing very well. My eyes are golden.

Stop that, you're fucking... I can't do this. But you are still bad. I failed. Maybe the best for real wins, but I'm not that good. It's nice to have this. It's nice to be invited. It's... Do you feel like you don't like getting compliments?

I'm not very excited about that. I feel like I gave you a couple of things, so I get to roast you back. That I've stopped dick riding. You are a very funny man. But the last few years I've had a little son and I've had a lot to do. So I haven't seen so much stand upup around here, like I did before. And not that you are new, but… Relatively, I am relatively new.

Stand-up takes a long time to get up and you have to keep going for many years. And I lived in Bergen for five years before I came here. So I have a little bit of a new Oslo, from the first of December. That's right. That's what I have been there. Yes, which has've been through there. So you've become invisible there. I saw you a while ago, and it was really fun. And I saw you a while before that, and you've had a lot of development. What you see as gold in stand-up is to get yourself free on stage.

You notice a lot of difference between people who are fresh. And someone has been doing this for so many years, you have to have that self-esteem to play a little up there. Let go up, and there it has become... I have become better, but I still notice that it is... I still notice that there is a lot to learn. Especially in bigger gigs, let's say when you... If you sit in the audience, I get to chop the I get to see other big comedians, for example,

so it's difficult to be free, but it gets better and better the more you stand in front of them and stuff. But it is... I think I should leave that out, because that's one thing we're good at in this environment, and we should have gotten better and better over the years. It was quite different when I started. Now it's very established to eat more albure and stiff shoulders than ever before. But now people are so fucking angry with each other. And you accept very much that you don't have the same style or that... I feel that...

You have to see it as a strength that we have comedians who are watching. There is no one who is judging you. No, but it's nice to have a little respect for the audience. People are genuinely looking up to you, you have been doing this for many years, you are one of the best... You know? And then you become a little ex, you want people to like you and so on. It's natural, but then you get better. It's about stage time, there's a lot of bombs, you get stronger in the end and manage to relax. I was going to start with stand-up, and I had a clear idea that I should just go up and be myself.

I should just go up and be myself. And then I went up and then... Nobody liked you? No, but then I didn't find myself either. I didn't know who I was on that stage, and stressed. It's hard to be yourself on that stage. You're completely relaxed, and just relax. It takes many years.

That's what you do. Is there one thing, I think, that you call the fear of honor, or I call it, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself. Is is one thing that should be done, it is that you dare to test new things, that you don't go and say the same things in the same order. I totally agree. Because there is something that you become a little… people understand that as well, but is there something that the com that you are looking at, and you are fresh or established, if there is something you like, you dare to try new things and not go into the safe stuff. Even though that is accepted, and I often see such a latter clip. It's nothing wrong with latter, but it is, we all know that it is a commercial, it is a money factory, there are many tourists, people we have never seen before, who come to do that.

They have seen some Latte Live, it is a very written description of how stand-up should be. It should be very clear when they should laugh. It is a bit difficult to challenge that genre, for example on New York. I see many clips and stories from Latte, then it's all of the most classic... The same... ...yellow... I don't come from here. I come from a place called Korea. Yes, the small chairs there. And that's something you don't do if you're on a more stage, with lots of comedians around.

And it is much more fun to stand on the stage. Stand-up is about making people laugh, but it is also about showing your inner head. Try some strange things, take some chances. It is a little irony that you are so afraid to do it badly, that you are afraid to take new things, but that can go against it. I had the best opening in the world. Yes, tell us. I had been on the stage, it was relatively fresh, and then I got feedback that it was good, but you have to make people laugh faster. You have to show that it's funny, because people are insecure for two minutes. And then I went home and did my homework, and they were like, okay, I hear you.

I'm listening to you at the start. And then I came back with the followers. And that was, is it going well? Or you just take and say, is it going well? Give me a G. G. And then... Thank you for that. Yes! And then give me a G, and everyone says G. Yes! That's good! Let's take this one. This is very good. Something like that. Yes, right.

And this was like... I sat like a cow every time. It's humor in its purest form. It's that surprise. You don't know where to go. And it comes right in your face. It comes so fast in your face. And there is the surprise moment there as well. I mean that was very good. But how long should I do that? I have one opening song that I have taken for 1840 years now. I say, this is called Lone, and that's my civil status. My name is Alon and I'm alone. It's so cheap, but it works.

At least at the start, when you want to have that nickname fast. Just to relax a bit. It's a shame that you have to do it every year. Selling andose thing in the beginning. My name is Kai and I don't hate burgers, as you can see. It's going to be so funny, like a mental hospital. Cheap stuff, self-reliance to learn stuff, and then you have to take longer setups at the start or not have self-reliance and stuff. But it takes time. It takes time to get good at this. But the audience and every... Netflix has come so much... You have seen so much stand-up that is real stand-up to being involved in a lot of weird stuff. And that has been, and it will only continue, that you have to challenge the genre. Cultivate the audience as well.

Yes, that you are involved in a journey with words and sick stuff, but you have to be a very standard observer. Even though you can do it really well on New York, but then you come out on the streets. Like completely different. And that's what you think sometimes when someone is a little too cocky with their narrow stature. It's good that I started in Bergen and became more popular. I think it would have been very funny if I started in Oslo. We are both from Oslo and we live in the same neighborhood. Yes, we do. Then you can become Oslo-comic, who do it very well in Oslo,

but only once you leave the city. And vice versa, I see some comics that are very good in the districts, but maybe don't hit the city. That's a bit there. I see some comics that are very good in the districts, but that maybe don't hit the whole city. That's a bit there. I think it's about just understanding the difference, and that takes a lot of time. It takes a long time, and there is also that balance between selling soul and that. Because you don't just want to do things to get the district, for example. I still want to do things I like, so I find the balance between what I like and what they like.

We went to Bjørnholt. I've been there for a year. You moved to the drama line. Right. But you were a legend there. I think we never met and got to know each other, but I remember you. I remember you from the revue. You were a big star. I came from Manglore, which was a very established school in the city. Then I moved to Dramalinja. So we had one year of review there. You went to Manglore? No, to Lambert. Manglore, yes. Then you moved to Bjørn Halt.

So you were only 30 years old. Yes, exactly. Yes, right. I was one year younger than you. And what did you do in the drama? Media. Media? I went to the media.

So I was one year younger. And I think we never met, but I saw the review and I remember people talking about you and that you were a big star. It was good times. It was good times. It was damn great. There was a period when it was really about me, but I'm glad to talk about it. We can talk about it. It was a couple of years when I was in the city with Edre in Manglore and Bjørnholdt.

There you found yourself something so fucking in it. You found something you were good at. You don't have to stand on a stage to find something like that in life. And that is incredibly powerful time. Some people never find it, I think. No, I haven't found it yet, I feel. Like later in the year, I started with stand-up and got very pumped up to do it. I felt that was what I wanted to do. But I also felt that you were pretty nice at that time.

I remember it as if it was completely the same. Really? Yes, that's what's funny. I feel you look I remember it like it was completely the same. Really? Yes, that's what's funny. I said, I feel so much like you. It was completely the same. So I like it. It was exactly the same type, the same humor. It's a good sign. It was completely yellow all the way. It's a good sign.

It's a good sign. It's a good sign. It's done quickly. I think many have been one thing in childhood and youth in the early 20 years. And then they have found a certain environment and something I am good at. And they have used the opportunity to change my personality as well. I am happy about that. I don't know how I was before. I am a generation and you are too, but now you live in a time where everything is documented, so you can easily go back. I saw the scene yesterday when my son is fucking happy to sit and watch old pictures and films.

We have filmed and taken pictures from when he was born, right? He was lying in a little shit, so disgusting, but that's not right. No, he's just clipping. Because I take a selfie, thumb up his navel line. That's what I felt. That's what he started with. That's clearly his career. So he watches everything the whole time. What age is he?

He's almost two. Really narcissistic tendency to look at himself. He laughs at himself too. If he pukes a little, he laughs at himself. He thinks he's too. If he's kidding a bit, he laughs at me. He slaps himself on the ass and is like his dad. And then he always says who it is. Grandmother, grandmother. And it's really nice. But I think that's never happened to us. No, I don't know how it feels. It's nice that things are forgotten. That things can be in the past.

I'm a bit happy that the beginning of of my life, this beautiful Facebook and the internet has been much more weird than I was on the internet, I think. I take myself to think about it when I go through his whole life in pictures and films. What does this do with your little brain? Is this a complete crisis? This we have done.

I'm kidding. Totally. We have done this for a millisecond of history. I know. We don't know if this is healthy or not. I think I'm pretty sure it's not healthy. But that, and to be so conscious about being something,

that you are a human in this world, it can be something nice, but it can also be, we don't know. It's incredibly powerful. It makes it a very suspicious, pretty crazy show we're doing. Just that. Don't think about social media and all that. Just that and show pictures and films is crazy that we can do it. And it can be... It's not something in between, I think it's a crazy thing to do. I think so too. But I have a feeling that they are really sick of all these things. But yeah. It's nice.

I've heard it. I haven't really gotten into it, but I've been interested in AI and reading basics, so I understand what it is about. It is very interesting to get some good perspectives. And Inga Strømke, she is a Norwegian AI researcher, physicist, first of all. She was a guest in Erne Mørg's podcast now, so I heard heard a bit about that on your way. And there has been a lot of talk about how Facebook or Meta now wants to use your data from Facebook, and that means pictures, but also first and foremost your experience in the form of press and click and what you write, how you write. If you write small short things, yes, it is not as useful as those who write long things. Because if you compare everything with human or human, that's what I have seen in religion, and especially that everything outside of the legal or supernatural things,

it's very human altogether. That's the only thing we have the connections with, right? It's a bit the same with technology, that you think AI should use the data and then they should be able to understand who you are. And then you think, okay, it's almost like a person, a human sitting and writing, going through Facebook and writing, Oh yes, that's how he writes, okay, that's interesting, I can use it. It's not like that. You just give the data, all the data, and then there is a supercomputer that analyzes this in two bags and spits out a very detailed picture of who you are, how you formulate yourself, how you look, what you like, what you don't like, what you are in a d don't like, what you are looking for to be a part of.

So that is... If you could at least see that, that thing, of everyone who had Facebook at some point, then you would have started a monster. Yes, but it is on the way now, and I know that Facebook has to know me better than I know myself. I think I have done quite a lot of research on that, that Google and Meta and you and them know me better than they know me. I think I've done quite a lot of research on that. Google and Meta and you and that they know you better than you know you. That's why we get these ads that fit perfectly. You talk about something and then you see ads of it.

They have a lot of attention on you. It's terrible when someone knows you better than you know you. But I wonder a little bit, I feel like you use AI a little wrong. I feel like it's because it's a supercomputer supercomputer, but AI is actually self-learning systems. You misuse it a lot. Just a few years ago, you couldn't use AI for anything. Because AI is... To be AI, you have to go through the Turing test.

To see the real taste, for example. That is... You have to... You have to believe through the Turing test, the real taste of it. You don't have to... You have to believe it's a human being. You can't see the difference. So now you use AI about ChatGBT, which is a language learning program, which gives you the next word in the sentence, based on the data they have. But I don't know if the software actually corrects itself and teaches and such. I often think that software that teaches, corrects itself and improves itself and such. Yes, but it does.

Yes, you have got that. But it is not an intelligence in the picture. It is just the collection of data and the collection of data. So a super advanced language learning model, like Chat Dribbety, is based on the fact that it has collected a lot of data and knowledge about how we write through it. And then it uses texts that are digitized from Hamstens. It's a really strong PC to me. It's not like it writes its own code. And I think that's what AI thinks. That it's an intelligence that don't know. We don't know. We have at some point got a spark of genius in some way. It's very difficult to dig back into. But I would believe that it started in a form of one mutation that led to something, and then some consciousness came through it. So it happened to us, and you might think that it was a God who created consciousness,

but you have no way to prove it either. I don't think so either. No, and if a supercomputer in that 10-20 years, why can't it get a spark of something that just leads to it going in another direction? 100% of that is possible, I think. We are in a way a PC. I think you can make a PC to gain consciousness. Yes, but a PC... Or a computer, it's another story. It's very fun that it starts with that I've heard the podcast with Erl Mørke and Inga Strömke. Just hear that instead, because this is very low level. You idiot, you got a mistake that goes through AI.

If you listen to this podcast to get knowledge, you really shouldn't do it. Then you failed. It's just fun to talk about things. I'm very interested in stuff like that. And... No, but I've been hacked, you know? On my Facebook. And now recently? What was it that was said? There was a... I don't think it was a Jan horse, but a kind of a trap,

it was put up a fake fan. And then I wrote a password and then it got caught. And then... You thought you were going to write on Facebook, but it was something else. If there is a human hacker, so completely Mr. Robot, or if it's a bot that just picks it up. Most likely. I'm on my Facebook, connect my Facebook to another Instagram account, and start to make a mess immediately.

Then I pick up the system, and it activates my account. And since I have never been caught in take into account anyone who works in anything, it's completely stupid, even lawyers don't get that, they can just keep on doing it, because they have the money to pay the bills. And this system, this super power, it's almost a bit invisible to the enemy, we let it in, not only the USA, which is an ally of Norway, but China, which is almost defined as an enemy now, they have TikToked them. Yes, follow the trend, there is no doubt about it. Again, you are talking about Radio Mørk there, it annoys me a little, because it is the thought that I this with… this with how brilliant TikTok is, put as a kind of mule warning infiltration thing. A real spy, I totally agree.

It's like… it's like… in war, if you have one of those… a the pitch and all the soldiers come and say, oh that was fun, and then millions of soldiers explode in the air. Really, but now I think the US has done a legal tick-toe, I think they are on the ball now, they are not. Yes, and I understand that very well. I think they are talking about it in Norway too. I understand that very well. I don't think that China is just spying on us, but also for sick young people. I don't think TikTok is fucking healthy. You're talking about that. You're talking about that.

They want to make their own. They want to have brain dead people, both ugly and stupid, who want to vote for them. So I think they will make it themselves. I think so too. They will make it for their own TikTok. But that was the topic we were going to talk about. No, but we are happy to get into it. Then check the podcast in the dark people. From 1 to 10, what the hell do you do when your neighbours see you naked? If you have a flat.

I live in Innes at least. I think I care more than I might be. I care a little for some reason. I thought about this the other day. I have a lot of insight in the flat. And then there is that violence, you walk around, and I have... there are dead angles. If I come to the room or the bathroom, there is no one outside to see me. Then I can go naked. But I know that once you see other windows, you know you are in the shot zone. And then you walk around like an idiot, and you have to put your head in the air if I want something. And then you go like this... and in case someone sees my boobs... I'm not afraid to show my dick. It's yours. People see it in your private zone. I agree. But I'm still not good enough. You know what? I think you have to work through it.

I think so. I think I should actually be... I'm not so fond of pissing in the toilet. No, you're not. No, I'm not. That's not good. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I know what? I think you have to work through it. I think so. I'm not so fond of pissing in the toilet. No, you're not. It can be trained. I wasn't fond of it myself. I'm tired of getting the light on.

I work hard mentally. Today I was able to go in the door of the public toilet and immediately start peeing in the door opening. The light has been on right away in the pissing wall. But that's a real man. There is something impressive about it. What was it that said? Was it Leprødda? Leprødda said in a podcast that he has such a hard brain, that he can pee higher than himself. Hahaha! It's crazy to have tested it, or something. I don't have a problem.

I understand that you have tested it, but I have probably tested it myself, but then I was much younger and lower. I think I tested how far ahead I can. I had pee competitions in the future. But not so much in the future. Because it's raining on you afterwards. The damn hair balance, if you pee in the future, you will be as quick as possible to get enough power there. Right. The slower it gets, or what is it called? Yes, the more regular it gets.

The less angle it gets, the easier it is to go straight. Yes, it's difficult. It's high as possible, but then it starts to rain down. Yes, it starts to rain down. And I think that if you have the legs, if you have the legs, it's difficult to pee. So I think it's easier to pee if you have it down. Damn, I think it's impossible. Isn't it impossible? No, it's not possible. Or you can use that mechanism, if you really need to. You can pee with the leg, but you can't pee... It's hard to pee... It's so hard to pee right before you arrive. But right after you arrive, I think it's impossible.

Yes, it's difficult. At least it hurts. You can wait a little, but right after. Right after, yes. But right before, it's impossible. But what if you do it right before? And right before you arrive, and you were like, I have to pee. First we were peeing really fast, and then it came right after. There have been a lot of people who have done this.

This was what we were actually supposed to talk about. This was it. Now we are done. This is the flat podcast. We have this on paper in front of us. You have to sort out what the podcast is podcast? What are we supposed to be? And this is what we are. We are not sure about piss. This is what flat-sitting is. A big piss competition.

This is what we work with every day to clean up, to be, to get out. This is what we are. We are not Volfgang V. We are not Radø Mørk. We are not the Pope or the clan of the devas. We are flat-sitting and. We are not Papaya or the clan of Dava. We are Flatset and Pissing. Coming and pissing. That's what's going on. That's nice. Absolutely nice. You said you found yourself through stand-up a bit later in your life. But what was it before that?

What did you dream of and want? But what was your dream before that? I have always been lost in what I wanted in life. I think that was difficult. But I have always been... I was very bad at school. I was bad at school. I didn't have good characters. And then I got bad jobs, which I was bad at. You didn't become a media mogul.

No, I didn't become an AI expert. I became a piss expert. I mean a media mogul. No, I didn't become an AI expert. I became a piss expert. You became a media and communication leader. No, because I like Photoshop and FL Studio and always that kind of stuff. But I feel that once I started school, I lost interest in these things. School kills creativity and interest for me often. And I was a very lost person who liked to be with friends and just have fun. Just having fun all the time.

So you didn't put your hand in it? No, but it makes you a little bit rich. And every time you reach the age of 30, like I am now, it's not as cool to just have fun. You want some success, right? And at least with the wife, children and these things, and get them, then you have to make it work. And it's also fun at the same time. Yes, that's it. I hope I can make it with stand-up. And I work very hard with that and care a lot about it.

It's the first time in my life I've worked with something. But the journey is very fun. I actually think the job is fun. And it doesn't feel like a lot of work. And if this goes well, it's great. Then I can have the fat with the boys and I don't need to get rich as long as I can live okay. That's just the fact that you can live off of stand-up and entertainment. It's a gift to yourself. It's really a luxury.

But it's more work than what I think people think. I think people think it's just jokes and pranks and stuff, but it's recognition for the sickness, it's a lot of writing and writing and being alone and a lot of… It's those things, and that leads again to a little bit a... If you don't feel so good, I think it's difficult to deliver creatively. There will be some spiral there. I have also felt in my career that it becomes so heavy, that it almost feels like a flag when I sit here today, that I came up from the sump and found the toy. Because you have to found the toy net back. You need to have a toy net.

Because it was a bit after not being allowed to go to the cabin? Yes, it was the last... It's possible in Bølgedal, right? But it was the last... It was a bust, yes. That was running some stuff. It just gives a platform to show who you are and what you are good for. But you deserve that, if I may say so. It just gives you a platform to show who you are and what you are good for.

You deserve that if I may say so. One of the funniest in Norway, by far, even with Dick Flader now, you deserve a little place to do that. I think so myself that you you ask the comedian in Norway, who is the top-class, I think you are mentioned very often. I think the comedian himself has understood it for a very long time, I think. It's maybe just the rest of Norway, so you have to get a chance to show yourself. And there are a lot of people who are mentioned in such meetings, because you are good, and you have been working, and you haven't thrown away all the integrity in the trash. You have stood a bit in the difficult periods, because you understand that if you sell yourself out now and just go the easy ways, it's not sustainable. But even if you do that, undoubtedly... You have to sell a bit, but you have to do it like this, because then the job becomes very heavy. If you go and do things you don't like, or do a lot of things you don't like, then you don't get fed up.

There are no more jokes. No, that's what I know. You are a bit lucky to get those chances. Because you have to be in the right place at the right time. It was a show that had one season, and then it was a big success, and then it just went up, and then it went even harder with the concept. And then it just took off. You say flax, but it's something flax, but it's not flax. You are standing up and doing stuff, and then you put yourself in a position where the flax can come. Flax is the wrong word, it's coincidences. Yes,, some coincidences and it's a marathon, just to keep going.

Yes, but the fact that you are in the right place at the right time and get it and it works when you do it first, that comes from a little bit of a self and an experience you have built up over the 10 years at the pub as a pub comedian. And we were all in school. So that again is hard work that is not the reason. But there are a lot of funny people who don't get that through-the-hole. And it makes it a lot easier. Yes, absolutely. And now you have got... And it's not as big as we can get in the cabin.

But it's a springboard that you have to use now. So if there is one time in your life you shouldn't be so busy, it's now. Absolutely, but I'm a bit older now, I think I've lived to understand a bit more. So I understand that I have to work double as hard. It's really something you have to put in the mood. And then I understand that 100 000 is not that much money, and things are forgotten. Battle Royale was fun, I'm not doubting that. It was very nice to be a little bit of a date. But it's something you have to work on.

Really put it in the mood. Many just want to celebrate all the money. I'm a very gamer and stuff. When I won the Battle Royale, I didn't stay home for half an hour to play Diablo. Yes, Diablo. Oh, oh, oh. New Diablo? New Diablo. It's bad, but the reason I like it is because I can multitask. I can play Diablo while I watch YouTube. You say that? Diablo is a bit... It's still like that. I played the almost newest Diablo before that. I hadn't played Diablo since Diablo 2. And then it would have been...

There's not much dead time in the new Diablos. Then I feel like I'm right in the soup. But you don't need sound to play it. It's not like I need the sound. It's not like CS where I have to hear footsteps in the background and be 100% in the game. You can just sit in a dungeon and kill. You just run out and kill things while I watch YouTube about AI and pissing and you know. And such things.

I can do that too, but not with Diablo. No, okay. I do thating and stuff. That's something I can do, but not with Diablo. No, okay. I do that with Civilization. Yes, have you seen the new trailer? It's coming out now. I saw it yesterday. Mm.

Damn, that was exciting. I'm in a very... Civilization is almost too high-paced for me. I'm in Manor Lodge. Turn-based. Manor Lodge. I'm in Manor Lodge, too based. Manor lodge. I'm in the manor lodge as well. Marco and I have talked about it.

It's under development. Absolutely. So it's very lacking. And it's nice that you can play it now. And when you get tired, you put it on the ice and come back in a year or two. Suddenly it's a new game again. New patches and updates are updates all the time, which then change. And this has taught me a little about game development.

I'm involved in developing it in many ways. I sit and see where it lags and where it's wrong and so on. And then I understand the mechanisms a little. So I'm going in there and I'm going to put it in. I'm going to put it in. I will bet on it. You will bet? Yes, I will bet. I will be a pro. Yes, right.

If you keep going like that, you might win 100 000 in the Man of Lords. In the cabin. You can't laugh at Man of Lords. It's damn nice to play. Civilization, this is probably for football, many of you have heard of it. But I have to say a little bit. I can sit... FM, Fodbomentor and Siv, can I sit for half a day without pressing a turn? Without pressing... I have to get the basics for the save or the game as good as possible.

There shouldn't be any left-handed work there. I'm putting up pins, like this. Here it should be... I have scientists... what's it called? Scientists center or something. Yes, they have districts. Yes, that's right. This should be like this, because you get... Busts and... And this is how it will be in a few hundred years, because the landscape changes.

The whole city planner is doing... But I am also like that. And such... I think you have never fully played a Sibs game. I play half and then I start again. Yes, but it is a weakness with Sibs. That it is the funniest. The coolest thing is to be in stone age.

And go out and start on the the bare ground with a little settler and you have a man with the club and you have to find the terrain and how... Barbarians will blast your town and click and... You have maxed out a couple of turns to get the town founded. I know. And then... And you get as many cities in the city as possible and there are small

camps there are tribes small cities, small villages you can find and there the animals are crazy and you get an extra archer in the camp

technology unlocked that's awesome And you get an extra archer in the camp. Technology unlocked. That's the coolest thing. But that wouldn't have been cool if it was just that. Because that is the basis for how fast you get started with your civilization. And that is every turn counts. Now comes the game. Now comes the 7. That will be so damn good.

I'm so excited that I just have to play in the holidays, so I will be on chess.com You play chess too? 4-6 days with track games Yes, we have to eat each other after that, I play a lot of chess My season starts in... Maybe the day before. I haven't started yet. I sat yesterday and dropped the game. I'm just playing a little bit of Manor.

But you haven't seen the games yesterday. I don't give a shit about football. I'm full of Manor Lords. Do you have anything to add now? No, it's very nice to be invited. I'm very excited about it. I'm going to see what's on the block. I have some thoughts.

It's a bit like after I got the show, which had a premiere and was finished, so to speak, and a solo show. So I'm like... So it's finished? No, I made it. So I can just play it. And I'm kind of lost for creativity. I'm like, I like not thinking too much.

So it comes a little small. I have thoughts in my head, but not much. I have to be at work to write some ideas and be in that There was a pause in creativity. It goes in very waves, as we all know. It's nice to see that it's all there. You do a lot of stand-up. There are a lot of things to do. People are standing around. It's nice to see other jobs while I'm free. It feels like I'm free now. I get a bit tired of that grind as well. Absolutely, the grinding. That you have to be up all the time. But there are different journeys in your career. At the beginning it's a very important part of it.

You have to stand there and be known to everyone. But you, who are already established, you don't may not need to like it, and you have children. There comes a different phase. I remember that before you had to stand all the time, you had to be bored when it was Christmas holiday. Because you had to keep your eyes open and keep liking it. I remember that announcement when I had been doing it for a few years and came back from Christmas holiday, and noticed how important a break was. Because then I could start anew, and see the style in a different way. I got new impulses, a new way to approach the scene, which was very useful.

Since then I have been quite good at taking longer breaks. I just didn't do it. How many years have you been in the band? It's been 15 years now. 15? It's been 15 years now. When did you feel you were good? It's such a smooth transition that it's hard to come up with an answer. But I mean that...

When you found the voice and the peace? It was probably... I don't feel that I have been very good before. I feel that I have been taken one extra step from... In a year, almost a year shift. because I was going to make this show, I had a foundation of some material that I had worked with for some years, a lot of it, and then I had started working with new things, and then I started like... I stood a lot from New Year and beyond, just to test new ideas and a different style, and just got a completely different... I got quite brave. I had to be brave on the rehearsal and on the test stage and such.

And that... I haven't been the best at it. No, okay. Noone is fucking good at just throwing everything and standing there and bombing. I've been so fond of bombing, so are really good at throwing everything and bomb it. I am so fond of bombing, so I have to save myself with something and try something new. But then I got a little revelation on that. That is testing and such. Yes, because that is what you want. That is what I have always dreamed of coming. That every time I stand close, I can just do a new set with. Like you have seen people who have been in the US,

they start when they are 16, right? Two times a day. So it's a legend that you have been doing this for 40 years, and you have done 5 gigs every day. So you can sit and just take a beer and smoke a piss, and then you are called up on stage and then you just walk up there and talk about your day. That's how it feels. That's big dig. Then you start to be cool and good comedian.

Like Dej Chappelle, who can sit and have a rehearsal show that lasts 4 hours. Yes, that's totally incredible. When you were rambling. He was fat in that period after he came back from a stop-hailing show and sat on the couch smoking cig and talking for 4 hours. He was cool. And then he became a god in his eyes. Because of course you get high thoughts about yourself. When you can sit on a couch and take a cig and talks shit for 4 hours, and makes jokes as well. I think he was a bit high from the start, and now he's become a bit serious. But I promise, he's one of the best. But that's the goal to be able to... Isn't that it?

Absolutely. It's not optimal. It's where you want to be, and just be so good at... To be free in a way? What you want is to be so good at... To be free in a way? To change the simple thoughts and situations in everyday life to jokes very quickly and to have a very quick turnover there. Absolutely, and I try to be at home on stage. Because often before you go on stage, I piss on myself, right? It's scary in a way.

But the more I stand, the nicer it gets. If you stand every day, then it suddenly becomes very nice to be on stage. That it's like, a bit like normal. That you're just at home in a way. And I try to do that. It takes many years, I notice that I'm not home, in a way. And I'm trying to do that. It takes many years, I notice that. I'm 5-6 years old now. I still feel quite amateur. I think it takes at least 10 years.

They say 10 years in USA, but you're there three times a day. It takes 70 years in Norway. But you've done quite a lot in Oslo. Yes, right now you do. Many stages. Yes, exactly. Now you do. Many scenes. Yes, fortunately. I have noted here, and I agree with myself here. Why haven't we researched... Why haven't we... Or maybe it is, but I think...

I haven't read the research. Why haven't we researched more on how hard it is to walk on a roller coaster and step out of a drift? Don't you agree? It is more hard to... Have you thought about that? You think it's walking on a roller coaster and stepping out of the elevator. Don't you agree? It's more exhausting. Have you thought about that? When a roller coaster is standing still.

That's okay, because it's quite high in the trunks. It's very exhausting to walk on a roller coaster that's still. But what about the roller coaster that's still? Much worse. I went up to the menu on Bjølsnalen, and there was a roller coaster. And it was standing still. And I went down the roller coaster and just... What the fuck is going on? It's probably the psychological thing, you know?

Because you hate that it doesn't work in a way. You're used to it rolling. Yes, it's going to roll on me. And if you go to Gardemond on a roller coaster, if you find yourself on a roller coaster, you have to be picked up by the wayside. You have to come with your bicycle and get escorted out. Those cars driving by Gardemond, I have to come and pick you up. It's a psychological thing. Don't you think that's up to you? Yes, sure. You have to wait for it to go on. Don't do it yourself.

But if you work... I'm actually going to try to work very hard mentally next time. And just over-react to myself. That this is just sitting in your head. It's the same as walking on this. It's like walking on... You're crazy. It's a placebo.

Yes, it's something you just have to get rid of. It's as easy to get on the floor as it is to get on the floor. To see if you have that. Do you see it as a workout? Do you take it as a workout? I pull it. Up and down the roller coaster. Buy it, because you may have to be easy to get into the arrival hall and where the lines are. So if you buy a cheap plane ticket, you go in the gate and stuff to train. You are the bar for...

And then you have to... After you have taken two hours of training, and worked with a line that goes quiet, you have to say from... I dropped the plane. I was out. I had a good idea. Isn't it, Fyta?

Yes. Do you have anything on the block? Yes, I have. We have something open. What do you have on the block? What do we have on the block? Are they jokes you're thinking about? Actually, all the thoughts I have written here. I have done stand-up in English on the Inja James show. I think it's today actually.

Yes, I think it was yesterday or today. Yes, and I was nervous because I don't have any English personality, right? I agree, it's damn difficult in English. But it was a part of the thing, how bad I was in English, and I told the audience that I was to make a new person in this universe. And then I switched to British. Because I prefer to take that one bit, fit better with British. Because there is so much stuff like that in the meta, which I don't know.

Would New York have worked to make such a meta? I think a little bit. And the reason I say this is because Daniel Simonsen, I think he gets a little bit of that reason I say this is because Daniel Simonsen, I think he gets a bit of bad English and literature and stuff. They also think it's a bit funny. Yes, but he is extreme about it. He has a violent... but he got a lot of credit in a big podcast over there. I saw it on the TV. What's the name of that redhead? Satino.

Yes, Satino. That played one of the main roles in the movie I'm Dying Up Here, which was taken off the air. You have to see if you have seen it. It's about a comedy store. Comedy seller. It's a midsy show. Comedy seller. Is it a comedy seller?

No, it's not a comedy seller. It's a comedy store. It's a comedyie show. Is it Comedy Seller? No, it's not Comedy Seller. It's Comedy Store. It was about the golden age of the scene in the US. With all the big… Fictitious characters, based on real characters. Yes, true. So often comedians who played comedians based on real comedians. And I thought that was damn good. Yes, you have to check it out. He played one of the main roles. I'm looking for his podcast with Bobbie Lee and stuff.

Yes, yes. Bad Friends. Very good, very good. Yes, do you have anything? No, no. I didn't think you were going to make jokes here. No, that's what I have, you know. I just have jokes. Very good. Do you have anything? I didn't think you would make jokes here. No, that's what I have, you know. I just have jokes. Promises?

Promises and such. I had something... That's fine. I think so. Okay. Now it's just bad stuff. Yes, then. Shall I take a break? I'll take a break. Why doesn't the main guy make more aggressive towards the guest list character, do you understand? If I am in the guest list character and I am in the list character, which is an incredibly devious thing to do, then you are a big main character. Why don't you make the main characters as a mob against the elite? Like a trans-division in a time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time Like a transformation in some time and full power.

I am surprised that there is no borger war every day. That there is no borger war every day. Every time I go to a tea-bar with few cars, it is full. It is ready to make borger war. I agree. Why do we have so much oil money and then we have half a car and half a car? Why the hell are there so many on this train? We live in the world's smallest country.

Then pass me to Vogn, for fuck sake. I'm clicking and stuff all day. I agree. I'm a big fan of freedom, democracy, and that we should understand each other and have dialogue with each other. But I'm so drawn between that and that I'm a little dictator, I'm a little totalitarian devil at the same time, who wishes that if people make a small social difference, I would like them to be pulled out of a sort of state police, who just drag them into a secret room and torture them. I agree, if people go on the wrong side of the road and they don't hold on to the right, then it's a death penalty.

Those things are... Those who drive cars... Again, this is talking about software, but there is a good picture of things. Those who drive cars and as a consequence, and I don't know if they do it as a consequence, I just assume they do it as a consequence, and I don't know if they do it consistently, I just assume they do it consistently, they don't want to blink. They don't want to blink in roundabouts or where they should. They don't care about signaling to the rest to be on the same page. That this is how it is now. It would have made the flow so much better.

And it's not necessary because there are people behind you who need to know. But if you are in a roundabout, it's very good to know that he is going out of the roundabout early, then you can start driving. I totally agree. Totally agree. And then I dream... I mean, it could happen that it was a glitch, but if I had a button that could blow the car car in pieces, so I used it. And it's a shame if there is a child in the car, and they have never done it before, because I would rather punish them by hitting them on the first attempt. But I agree, and I have a lot of busses and stuff, but if you walk on them before people have left, then you deserve to die. I think it should have been more socially accepted that there are a lot of people,

like this cow thing I'm talking about, that everyone around would be ashamed of them and take it up, but it's not a culture for that. At least it's not here in Norway, we have so many conflicts, you know. There are no complaints. It's incredible. There are some who say it. There are some people who say it. Hello, wait for people to come and be there. And it's a hero in many ways, but then everyone should be there. I totally agree. I support you. What the hell are you doing? There are maybe 10-15 people. And if it's abroad, in my homeland, it's still like that.

Then everyone will shout at each other. What is your homeland? My family is from Israel. It's allowed to say that. It's a bit embarrassing to say. But I said it in Battle Royale, in the final, I have jokes about that. It's very sad. And again, of course you can say that. But I understand what have jokes about that. It's very sad. And I understand that again. Of course you can say that. But I understand what you mean by that.

People are clapping! This is the only platform in Norway so far. It's what it's free to say. You can say that your family is happy. But at least they are happy to complain. Happy mouth, happy to complain, to put it like that. Happy to talk, happy to complain. Nobody is afraid to take a seat. Really?

Yes, for good and bad. But it makes the cow go fast. But you have a lot of jokes about this. Good jokes. No, I was in battle and writing about it and such, but I was a little afraid of it when I reached what happened. So I took a bit scared of it when I reached out to you after what happened, so I took a break. I said that I started writing about this two months before October 7th, and then it happened. And I remember the first thing I thought was, damn, this is going to be my best set. That was my first thought, that this affects me and my life as hell? It's very funny, because it's so honest, and it's the kind of thought we have all the time. And there are the few dry inner areas where we are selfish. We can be altruistic, we can have empathy, we can support good things, but most of us have egoistic inner thoughts.

In the bottom there is an egoism... Only those who are out and slacking off, people who don't put out as many inputs as themselves about the conflict, about the conflict in particular, without knowing what else is being done, that's a very clear thing, because you are first of all in a bubble, a social media bubble, which is actually reality, and that you can do two things at the same time, you can empathize, but you also do it for your own......clout. Or to show that you are a nice guy, to show that you are a nice person. It is also in there. So to be honest with that, or those mechanisms, is a good basis for some humor. Yes, that's true. You have to be honest with humor. It is...

...savage. I have written some standard bits through, which are very good because you share the inner conflict in yourself and manage to make it fun. The Lucy Kay bit with the of course but maybe. Of course it's bullshit that the slaves made the pyramids. But maybe. That's legendary. Skål Lusik is probably one of the best at that. Those inner thoughts and the battle in the head. He has been crying. He has been crying. He has been in flower pots.

He has been crying and talking on the phone. He has been sitting at a game and crying in front of his female colleagues. He has been crying, crying, crying he has been playing basketball and he has been He is very, very good. He is easy. Maybe... There are many who couldn't come out and fight, but he is good. He is good. As I said, there is a small part of me who hopes that there will be a myth-like scandal. Because I feel that you have been crying. People care about their understanding.

They care. At least not now, of course. It can happen that something happens. No, no, never. It's fun that you win Battle Royale and days later you fall into it. A little cocky or what the fuck? You fall into it with complaints and you're like, why didn't you say that before? What the fuck?

Are you going to keep on doing the same thing? I feel like you're going to succeed, so you're going to come with me. You didn't say anything bad? Was it much better? Absolutely. You could have said that you are not bad, if you felt that you were a bit successful. You were much better. Maybe you like this one. I have a very high level of self-discipline. I remember someone who said that I have a bad rhythm. He said to me to take the melatonin.

And then I ended up just gaming really tired. Do you understand what I mean? It's incredible how much I can override. I have a very high level of discipline, at least the lack of self-discipline. That's good, that's good. What about that, you have the world's funniest job, you can sit there and work with writing jokes. And the jokes you write during a day of work generate money and success in a row. And even that job, I'm fascinated by, I wash the floor before I sit and write jokes. What is that? – It's completely incredible.

Oh, damn. I'm going to take some grip there. I thought about it. I had a morning quiz today, which was very productive, and I was a bit tired, as I said before. I was tired and had so much work. I just haven't been in the best shape I could have, but it hasn't been ideal. And then I felt almost bipolar, if that's what I mean. And then you're depressed, and you want to have depression periods, then you switch over to that everything is just... and you're like a psycho, everything is just rotten, and you're over-confident about yourself, and... That's it! A very light version of that today. That's not cool. Adults are happy. I actually had a couple of thoughts, that I had to take myself...

This is so psychotic, now you have to stop. I think you're a little too cool. I had some thoughts that of myself. This is psychotic. You have to stop now. I think it's a bit too cool. I had some thoughts that I felt like it was totally crazy. But they are too fresh, so I don't take them now. I have them. No, no, no. The main guy and the guest guy. That's very nice. That's nice. I have something good. Lie on Christmas on the Christmas, I have noted.

Lie on the ambulance on Christmas. Now you know, the ambulance is just... We sit on the arena and we have to get there. If you lie on the ambulance on Christmas... What does it mean to lie on the ambulance on Christmas? To drive after the ambulance. Like that? Right up to it and just stay on the journey.

What is it supposed to do? I don't think it's allowed. You have to drive pretty fast behind you. Yes, you have to do that. But at least you have to do that. Do you use blinkers? I don't think any civilian would think that this is one who exploits everything. In reality, I think all our civilians would think that this is a car that follows a civilian, or another car that can save lives.

Yes, right. I think you are the medics for those who need help. That this is the man driving behind you. The man! But it's a strange thing, if you see an ambulance, it looks like it's the man behind, speeding after. And the police themselves, if they don't want to think, because the police want to know that it's not another ambulance in the civilian. But the police want to think, guaranteed man, shouldaranteed man. Should we take and keep him? Or should we just let it go? Probably.

I think the police has to intervene. And take moral choices. But many who are in the police car will also take a look away. We see a different way. Because it is guaranteed man. So I have a flat tire that just rubs against the back. Where is the good theory behind? Put it on Christmas on the ambulance. Or the expression itself. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. I have thought that every time there is a car on the road with a blue light behind me, I always think, I look very closely after if I see that I am stressed.

When you never see an ambulance driver or a police car that is fully equipped, where they are sitting and like, oh, Martin is stressed out and screaming... Aaaaah! What is this? I think they use 50% of their time, I think they just do it to get faster. So that they just joke. They just put on a siren to get the red light. I would probably do it myself.

I wonder if there is a central or some program that will get you up. About the siren story... A hundred. Don't you think so? Yes, it is allowed. If you are always in the siren and pick it up, you know, there is a lot of activity on the sirens, but very little results, very little arrestations, people.

You work a little with... You work a little with rations on sirens and catch people. What do you call it in The Wire, that you have to have a percentage of explanation? Yes, right. But I don't have anything to do with that. To what extent is there a percentage of explanation? In, and I hope it's been a lot of it, because there have been insane He was considered a serial killer for a long time. Ant Finesse. I think I heard that one. Kevin Kierdahl had a character, he broke with a Snapchat character,

who he called Ant Finesse. This guy is called Ant Finesse. Finesse. Ant Finesse. Arnt Finesse was his name. He was sentenced to kill 20-30 old people. In Norway. He was a doctor. He was sentenced to kill them with poison.

With a murder weapon. He hasn't given any statements before. Now he is sitting in an old home. And he says that he has seen that many things are taken up. He has been in a lot of talks with the team with bad He admitted things, partly because he said that it was not like that. But they also believed him, because they knew he was very Christian. They believed that if we bury all the alike and to save the alike, he admitted things too. And this is through many with many different big things and terrible things. And the track is of course also completely disorganized in the other. There must be

a kind of explanation percentage motivation in that, right? Yes, and they have talked about it. They get money with such explanation percentages. I know that there is something there. Transmission? Yes, and that's why they take kids like Blazerweed, low hanging fruits, just to get compensation. Honestly, I think that Norway's competence is not that high, maybe in the rest of the world too. But I think a little about, not to completely bring it down, but out of the eye, do you remember? When they fall on the boat and spend maybe 8 hours on it. Do you remember the whole scene? That they had a civil war after that is pretty incredible.

It was almost, but it was such an incredible national sorrow too, so it was a bit difficult. Yes, but I just remember the rages of the police. of people who think, this is a fiasco. And it's more about resources and preparation. That's one thing, but how... Experience, I think. Not so much here. I'm not very experienced. But no one is going to the election for preparation, because it's so boring, right? The preparation we had during the pandemic was shocking.

It was the biggest threat to humanity, number one on all lists. Biological terror or such kind of pandemic. But still, we had no good enough preparedness, because it costs a lot of money. Money that you have to take from other places, and you can't make a choice. So it's a big, big systemic mistake. But there is a problem with capitalism, no, democracy in general. You have to win votes, and then it's really difficult. Some political stuff is shit to hear, right?

But it's good that you say what people want to hear. And that's the problem. They decide when they say what they want to hear. This wasn't funny at all. This one... I won't say anything wrong about this one. I think it was on a high level. A level of competence. Yes, this was on a high level with the best news and podcasts we have in the country. I think I have to get up for a meeting that is about working with the temple. But it was very nice. Do you have anything more on the block that I would like to take.

Do you have anything to say before we start tonight? I'm glad you heard. Follow us on Instagram and such things. It helps a lot. What's your name? Alon Felløs. Follow us everywhere. So please check it out and follow the drone. Come to shows. It's you who are in Oslo, but of course also around the country. Here you pack your suitcase and go around and do some juggling. Have fun with the people. Død, good.

Lovely. Good talk. Thank you very much. The drone. And then it's season ending with Fritz Ånes next week. The broken trainer and the free-talking rabbi. We met at the final party for the game. Yes, right.

Lina Andersen had a little entourage there. The game was good. Yes, right. Line Andersen had a bit of an entourage there. We played in Sprang, didn't we? That was really good. Very good. Both Fritz and Line on that party, Fritz Ånes and my old football hero, Panser Hagen, were there. I talked to him, he was a great guy. He had a good back in his muscles. But you have built like a little brick. Have you built before? I built like a brick? I think you were good at building bricks. Bricks?

Yes, I have a little height. You should have a low center of gravity. Oh yes. Okay. Maybe a little low. Fritz is very tall, but he has a different body. He has strong legs. Yes, but you feel that too. I don't think you are easy to take down. It's easy to take down someone, because I don't have a heavy weight and my legs are thin. You have thin legs to be so... Look at these legs. I have worked so much leg days in the last half year that you wouldn't believe it. This won't be better.

So, okay. I like that you still wear shorts. You are not lazy. Honestly, it was... Atle Antonsen had a sketch... Honestly. Honestly. I like that. Where he went into the shop and asked... It was maybe not the same joke, but they asked me if I had a neck. And the neck they had was too big, so they took a cloth with a band, which covered the little neck.

Okay, have a good one! See you next time! The the the the the the the the the Your life depended on it.