Fladseth - #205 - Henrik Schatvet

Episode Date: August 30, 2024

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I was right on it. Right on the point. Not like this. There is no more fooling around. I can't sing shit. I can't sing in 70 years. In 70 years. You are a parodier.

Should I try? Should I try? If you want to start it. Do you have a thing with me? Is it hard to pull now? No, but it is... You think you're getting a bit behind in this? I'm getting a bit behind in this, and then you realize that my parody of you is just sounds.

It's... Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Mine's again weird! Yes, exactly. Let's start with this one. Yes, that's the thing. Henrik Shattvet, is it the right way to pronounce it? No, it's a short A. Short A, push on the toes.

Many people say it like that. Are you from the district or the west side? I'm from Berum. Isn't that it? I'm thinking of the district, that's why I'm thinking shat, you know, a little more district, you know what I mean? Shat, you know, a little... I think we have... we are a bunch of people far back, from far away. It's clear that it wasn't just about history. There were a lot of bunches and shit. Oh yes, yes, yes. It's probably still there.

Originally in the country of Bonn. Now it's just that I'm a fucking rich bunch. That's a fortune, basically. Storbruk, Storbruk. It's Storbruk. It's Storbruk. There are very few small animals on earth. All the big animals have moved out to the old, ugly hens. They are not milking their hens. They are the most human we have. It's when we just put milk on them. They milk the spines, right?

They pull out the animals. It's when we just put it on milk... Milk dispensers, like that, that you pull out of the jury. I feel like it's like an aluminium too, it's extra fast, and then you just smash it on the jury. It's like a machine where you put the cow on the ground, and the next cow goes voom, empty, and then the cow on the ground. Dystopian, I hope. They stood up in the I get the impression that you are allowed to do that. Yes, I can't do that anymore. That's very good, and you said it. It's not a burden for a TikTok thing. And I understand that often the next comic I see on TikTok is,

oh no, on TikTok, to meet the youth. But I haven't earned a damn penny on this app. I haven't done anything, I haven't helped a single penny. Do you get anything back from it? If I don't agree to collaboration, then it's like that. But TikTok as an app is awful. I can cash out... What can I cash out?

I think I can cash out 13 crowns. Per million? We'll check it out now. 13 per million? 13 crowns per million? 13 crowns per million? 13 per million. It's... It's a side-effect. A fucking side-effect. We had to check up... It's worse than that, you know. We had to check up, because we were going to send my numbers to a collaboration. And we had to find out what the total numbers were.

So we calculated to 33 000. 13 crowns per 33 000. So it's terrible. But you get to show off your face a bit around here and sell some tickets here and there. That's nice. You were totally sitting at the entrance of this. You call and come in the door of Modern Media. Isn't it so? It's not like we're in a beauty and animal castle, but you called it like you came into a Disney castle and said hello! Very good. Who is there? Who is there? And then there has been a full drive this week, some swine first. It's interesting, your first meeting with your in-laws. First meeting with in-laws.

What day was it this week? It was on Wednesday. Wednesday? Yes, and then Thursday and the day after that, you've gone through the debriefing, the conversation in your head. It's not like you walk in with the ball and just But how did it go? I haven't met my father, only my mother. My mother and my girlfriend. We were out eating here in the city, because she was in the room. She was in the room, on a small chair. And that is the first line of the story. Now I feel bad time. So we have dinner at 5 pm.

I'm going down to my daughter's at 7pm. So we have a bad time schedule. Dattra is a stand up. I'm getting a bit of an Oslo accent. I'm very clear on that. There are a lot of people who are fucking with explaining those things. And it's good to be out of the way. I'm going to the centre of Grøndal. I have two hours to make a good impression. And then she starts to walk. at once. I don't understand. Isn't it the description of the fail? That you have two hours?

Now I'm going to do a good impression! But it can still be overcompensation. A lot. I was afraid that I would talk and hear her breath. I probably did that too. But I got the impression that it was a good mood. Then it just gets worse. She's going to meet mine this weekend. Tomorrow, on Saturday. Are they okay with that? Or a little bit of a nag?

How are your parents? Now I think I'm good at your show. Just keep going. I'm coming in on you as a person. It's fucking okay. It's a great show. How are your parents? How's your parents? How's your parents?

They're great, but you should say that my dad is a very typical... He's born and bred in Oslo West. Happy in the neck and in the back. Born and raised on the grass field in Oslo, down the Holmokollen. Is it a place? Yes, a grass track, right next to Reddbanen, where they are. He is a good member of this club. He has been a good team for many years. Absolutely. He is a fantastic guy, I don't have a bad word for him, but he is very good.

He is what you think he is. All the preferences you have are mostly about the voice. And there is more to it. My stepmother is… There is more to it. There are some nuances. She asked, my girlfriend wanted to ask, how is your parents? I said, she explained I said that his dad has a hobby and stuff. And I regretted saying it, because he is in two clubs. It's a wine club and a caviar club. It's not a caviar club. Yes, it's a caviar club.

But that's not possible. Caviar club? Caviar club. They are two different clubs. Two different clubs. Two different clubs. And the father says that they live in Yar. Caviar club! I haven't heard of that.

I haven't even heard of it in Sketch. Caviar club. And I would like to describe this in a form of text. You have to talk about that. 100% and they are called that because they live in Jarr in Bærum, Kaviar. Yes, exactly. I don't know the name of the place, Eddell Interessen came first. It's a bit of a joke to the tone, of course.

Absolutely. Of course, the wordplay humour is like that, but it's a little joke, it's not like it's bloody serious. No, no, no, my God. If someone had said to them, Kaviar, we wouldn't have joked around. That would have been worse. But then it's right to say... I don't misunderstand. I love caviar. And then we have two. I think it's the best thing in the world. It's very good. I'm so fond of real caviar. I think it's a mild caviar, that I get too little criticism.

Because I think that's really fucking awful, and a Why the hell should a kid have that? Kids shouldn't be able to shit and stuff, it tastes like hell. But you have a little kid, is caviar still a recunded option? He doesn't know, he will never know. And good is that. If he wants, after he has turned 18, to go to the caviar shop, then it's his choice. But in the future I will have a neutral relationship with the caviar at home. I will not push it on him. You will never have milky caviar in the US.

If I have to stand in that position, I can't consciously choose. I have to have a milky caviar, so that he can choose for himself. And see if there is something he wants to go down. See if there is something for him. But it's a test, almost. If he falls too easily, you haven't worked enough on his flavor onions. No, you know. But I think he's fine without flavor onions.

He's pretty good at tasting things. But it's nice. He was a bit grumpy when I had some capers and stuff. He wasn't a fan of capers. It was a bit sour. I was going to make the bear recipe with chicken piccata. And it's both lemon and capers. It's not something for a child's level, you know?

Capers goes in the same category as Dichot and blueberry, you have to turn it a bit. It's much milder in taste than Dichot. Give me one kid who likes Dichot, I mean, I'm a genius, I want kids who have to feel good and be really aware, because here we have a future master chef, we have a Newton in cooking art. It's for young people who have to feel good and be really positive, because here we have a future master chef. We have a enjoyer in cooking art. You have to look at these children's bars, you have to put everything in the show.

He is the only one who doesn't take the cute mountain bus. He who walks around the corner and picks up a knife-pick with these shows. He takes on the feeling. And you see, he chooses the bar, it is visible, he goes for the knife. And if it is with these thin picks, he can really have the right amount. I mean, it's Einstein Newton in the art of cooking, we have to do that. Behind the classroom, we have a kid with a dishaw brush. With a The consistency is like having a butt ball on a fjöl with a cut wheel.

And then you have a butt ball that you pull through the cut. Is it cheap? Yes, I feel it. Is it that cheap? Yes, it is a bit like that. But now I'm getting the pimple that I've been taking care of. But I've been damn tired of that Italian mortadella. I think it's damn good. It's an Italian servalata. Yes, it is. I've fallen for it now. It's very small, it has some fat spots.

It looks a bit disgusting. It looks a bit disgusting, but then you can get it more... It's absolutely a servalata. Yes, yes, terrible. And a servalata too. It can often be eaten in the same time zone as you eat serval. Yes, yes, yes. Terrible. And the serval too. It can often eat in the same time zone as you eat caviar. It's a good servalat. He went to the stumbling block and became a servalat. And was thrown out.

I think the servalat was such a nice dish. Your father probably grew up there if he was rich. Maybe. He probably got a snobbery in his arse. One Saturday after school he's still a

servalat. Oh, a servalat? I think so. It was actually a fine-tasting dish. Maybe you should have made a dish out of the salad. I made a small mix. I usually mix mayonnaise and Dichot on the plate. That's good. I have an idea, right at the tip of my finger, where I put a small dash of mayo on the record, and then a knife with Dichot, and then it starts to crack on the record. And then you put it on the record, and then it's actually loud on there. It's a guilty pleasure, so it's something for the children, nostalgia, but it's not fucking stupid.

And I don't complain about being stupid, I would most likely think it's pretty good too. But then you get help, because the song is so cool, to help with the show that is a bit... ...sparking a bit. I have to have some food. What is your go-to breakfast? Oh, very breakfast-human. Yes, you are. I am a huge breakfast-human.

And that means that you have to be early? Or can you eat out during the day? I can eat out. I hate myself for saying it, but unfortunately I have a short-sleeved head that likes to go to training. So that's my routine. But on weekends I can eat a good meal. I can set an hour to prepare breakfast. I can make some eggs benedict or… You said you can't cook. I like to cook, but I love bread. I fucking love bread. Good bread. Sometimes I like to make a stewed bread.

I make it the day before and then I put it in the oven and I'm like... I don't eat breakfast. I'm starting to get hungry. Because you can wait a little bit on the day. Yes, I can. It's going to be really nice, you know. You know that. You are barbarians who are going to put up with two fights with Leufelstein and his wife at half past. 06.15 You are non-human.

You have to learn a little. Try to calm down that hunger feeling a little bit. It's a very good thing. That's a great thing to say. I thought it was completely crazy. I've never been lazy about it. Now I am. Now I regret it a little. I'm kidding.

It was actually a joke that I wanted to say. You are not humans. But a little primitive. I'm not a human. You just haven't understood it yet. Yes. No, but to train and then be able to make eggs. It's really good. Oh, that's something. Yes, and to train and then to be able to make egg spendik.

It's really good. Oh, that's something. Yes, yes, yes. But you said, I asked, and I started with cottage cheese and hot cheese and egg spendik. Is egg spendik your favorite? No, I think the favorite is... I have to say that an egg in some good shape, a good egg yolk, don't put the shit in the pan, stop it. But these high temperatures, there are so many who don't put egg yolks out.

Egg yolks... You can't be too patient when making egg yolks. No, no. Minimum 20 minutes, really. Some people don't like the egg yolk that is a bit creamy either. I've been standing here for half a time making the best egg yolk in the world, with self-picked garlic from the kitchen bed, and fucking Himalayan salt sauce, and fucking... And then you come to the table and I notice that most people have been dissatisfied with the consistency. They should have the American diner style egg rolls, where you just have like a deconcentrated omelette, almost, that they should have.

Irritating. It's a good egg, and my point, but it's a fried egg, there are too many who fuck up fried eggs, too. Like, let the white shit be on top of you and break itself. I agree. Good eggs, good bread, some form of meatball, bacon or cheese. Just something in this door. Very happy. And good coffee. Good for days. I don't know, we can't talk about form. I notice. It's too...

Weight? To 7,6 kg. Yes, it was 7,6 kg. I think it was 7,6 kg the last time we checked. Height? 183 kg on the trundpløsen. BMI, it's not half-hearted. How do you calculate that? Those who want to sit can calculate that.

You can take it home. Send me a message, I'll see. Favourite attack? If you have to bank something. Double fly kick. Double fly kick? Both legs. So I go down in the same case.

So you jump against... Not a classic karate kick. Both legs. It can be a kasa version. A two foot slide in the air. You roll your chin on your head, with his finger there. And just a little higher up. Because you get so damn much damage with it.

Inside the hip or the chest or something. Yes, you would like to hit yourself there, can break something. The body breaks its breath in a way. If we do two foot slide tackle in the air into the kneecaps, then you break it together. Yes, it's almost an easy change, the kneecaps. But if you do the same version in the air and break it. It's almost an easy change. But if you do the same thing in the hip, the hip breaks. Can you imagine how much we're going to have to deal with? Do you want to disarm or do you want to take off the jacket?

Because you don't know which enemy it is. No, I'm not saying it's an arch enemy. I think we'll do it. You want it? 60 meters and then jump into a two-foot slide. A huge moment I have. It feels so underwhelming to have 60 meters of running speed. I want 60 meters.

But you should perhaps have 60 meters to get to the top speed. Top speed, yes. But you have to have the precision, you have to have both the head more, because you will have to... When you want to jump into the jump, when you have a long jump, like a fire jump, you bend towards a plank, where you start like a gazelle jump. And then I'm like, I'm going to have such a good speed that I almost get tired. It's like a dog running 100 meters towards the bar when you start jumping like this. Do you do it to warm up or just to check that your legs are not stiff? Just run from it a little bit.

I have two foot-stamp kicks. Also, I have tried different versions of punishment-kicks on the lifts, where I have actually seen others do it. It looks a bit stupid, but it is also a bit of a fear-loss, that it takes a very long run. Yes, yes, yes. And also with a bow. Yes, and the rational keeper wants to destroy that bluff. Yes, yes.

He doesn't want to be scared of how long it will take before he gets punished. But there are many meat-horses that are keepers. Yes, yes, yes. Many meat-horses are keepers. Absolutely. I play lucky football league in the 7th division. There are many goalkeepers there. You do that? In which industry? No, it's...

TikTok. No, it's TikTok football. We never play only on live streams. It's a bit broad. It's a bit com a comedian and a bit of an improvised person. You could almost call it a professional team, but it's not. So I've matched up on Sunday against Lomedalen. You say that, damn. I've played a little football the last year, but I've taken a couple of rounds now, with Reunion, my old back team. It's damn fun.

It's really fun. I was really nervous. I thought, damn, how do I do this? I was most afraid to score, so I was a keeper. And you were a keeper? Yes, but I thought, I'm going to throw myself now, out in 1-1, and it will break everything that is there. You start to wonder, can you still throw yourself? Can you throw yourself? Can you throw yourself?

And the answer was yes, I could. Damn, I was sick there. You are high, you have good reach, most likely. Yes, but it was something tactical, it was like 1 on 1, and you have to guess guess and understand what's going to happen. I mean, it's reflex. I'm not reflexing to take a ball there. You have to use your head. Were you a good keeper when you were in your prime? I was good at 7.

So we played that day we had the reunion there. Then it became 11 and it became a bit of a party. It became worse and worse. I should have had a Fandesi Silkeborg Cup, or something like that. It was 16 years ago that I bought a soda. So I was probably 16 years old, I think. And you never had a good football talent. I got it.

I have a story for you. I had bought a soda, and I had hidden it in the football socks. One bottle in each sock. And then we went to the game, and dad was there, and I had forgotten the socks. And then he was like, you can try versions, and I have done it all. But it's like this, if my son turns 16 years old, and he is out partying and likes those things, I would live that life myself. I would understand it 100% every minute. But I wouldn't. I wouldn't make any fucking number out of it either. What are you going to do? I'm going to pull it out of a certain environment.

And of course if I start to get fat and fat, it will be worse. I'm not going to give up, but I agree. It's not bad to make too big a number out of it. Because then you might get scared. Because if you give a scare propaganda that you take a beer, you will end up on the stage like this every day. The last thing you want as a parent is

that your children shouldn't dare to really hide because they will. But they will never come to you if something goes wrong. It will be like the Norwegian Russian politics. People around you who take over, don't dare to call the police, because they are afraid that both the politicians who have taken over and themselves will be punished.

And this is a completely insane and transparent problem that most people understand, but that people around in Norway don't want to take a stand, because they don't have any experience with it. Unfortunately, there are many who don't understand that we need this reform. No, people don't understand. You are totally brainwashed by Russian propaganda from the times of Nixon. There was this harsh roten to all the pain movies that went on before. Some people smoked weed and then they jumped out of the window. And that never happens again.

It's funny to see how some of them are completely crazy. We have had some kind of rush campaigns. We have the youth school and so on. And it's almost like it's one joint to a 90 year old living age. It's extreme when it comes to that. One joint is equal to heroin. I've been asked why... I'm not alone in engaging in Russian politics. Why are you so involved in it? I've tried different things when I was younger, but I am very little of that now. I don't need it, especially.

But what it's about is that you are kind of fooled, you have felt the light. And you have to feel very much that you have been exposed to some propaganda there. And it sounds, there are a lot of people who sound like they are dying, there are many who sound like people die like flies, and have it all the way, because we are running a conspiracy that is based on false information and propaganda. Of course. So it feels very dishonest, and that is what makes the fight so important, because it is so... Yes, more than that, there is probably someone who wants to just get legal drugs. Yes, yes, but that's just a small part, but it's more than that we solve problems in the wrong way.

It seems like... I heard someone explaining it, and as a good example he said, it's like putting together IKEA furniture in the wrong order, so you take things in the wrong way. You have... It seems like there is an open solution here, so you just give it all your fucking way. Yes, and what is shocking to see is how many politicians do not understand

that there are people in the bottom of this. And it's always about, or in a very big way, it's about the weakest ones. Those who have had it, and often have it, and it's often the state's fault as well. It's often a question of budget, if you can follow people in the health care system, in mental health care and so on, and follow up on childhood trauma and so on, and then you don't extend the resources, and then people have to find a solution, and when they are on the edge, they get punished for it. And you have to get over that thing as fast as possible. But when you get older, you actually understand what the team wants to say and vote for. You walk around in Karlshu

and you ask some simple questions and then... You know what? Elimination method. You sit down for a day with a block, start with one question and have some questions and then you go to the next one. Take some simple things that are just like no brainer. If you as a party are not involved in this, then we are in different places. It's fun to do something without asking questions, and when you get the answer you don't want, then I'm done here. And move on. And make it clear. See?

You make a cross. A very clear cross with the way you move your hand. Ask him what his name is. You should never, you should never put a vote on it. You ask for the name, it's on the list. Just in case, I will never find it. And your name is on the list, or? So far. I'll take a quick phone. No.

Do you have something on your heart before we move on? No, I don't have anything on my heart. You don't have anything on your heart? I thought you were going to start with a spout when you started the attack and stuff. Yes, I have something on my heart. Yes, that's what I was thinking. I had a little thing on my heart. Where were we? Away.

Your favorite attack? Defense. My defense. My favorite attack and defense? Jesus Christ, what a defense! You don't have anything in your middle, so it's not a joke. Maybe you just have a good old fashioned arm up in a block. I've heard some questions asked before, and people are very creative, but not one of the best defense to block a little. I've never been in martial arts, of course, so I don't have any foundation. Of course, that's the most fundamental thing in boxing, to have a good block. Yes, a good block. A very boring humor response.

Yes, of course, boring humor. But I don't argue with martial arts. No, I don't argue. Of course, it's the right answer. You don't get the right answer, but it's a very boring humor response. And running is the best of my choice. Drink of choice. What's your shake not stirred? It's fun to say something like 24 hours, like Bloody Mary maybe. I've been very fond of Espresso Martini the last few years, but originally a GT guy. But Espresso Martini is damn good.

GT for me is almost... I think I'm done with GT. And you're done? I don't think it's anything particularly exciting. But I'm so fond of bitter things. I love that it's a little bitter and bitter, and that almost... almost the pear-like taste you get from a GT. Yeah, it's not just almost. And gin is not that pear-like, is it? Yeah just almost. Gin is not a pear, right? Yes, almost.

Is it? Yes, it is. Is it made on a pear? Yes. Or is it completely wrong now? It is a claim. Is it a claim? Isn't gin made on a pear?

Mara! I have no idea. I think so. Yes, we'll go for it. No, we have to find out. I think gin is made on cranberries. You don't want to surprise me, because it smells, the taste and the taste are cranberries. Gin, graan, graan, cranberries, gin, the taste is not... No, it's not. No, it's not. I took the wrong one. It tastes like it.

It tastes like it. If it's an addition, I don't give a fuck. But I've been... Okay, but you're tired of the GT? Yes. You drank too much. No, but I've been... I asked Martini, maybe that's what has taken 2024 for me. I'm just more and more open to wine. Yes, that's what I thought we had to do. To that. Yes, I understand that, but you can be anything. Because then it's wine. I'm a big wine lover. It came to my mind when I was doing some research, I have done some, I'm not a block.

I have some brain, I have some brain. That you did a breakthrough in the middle of the 2000s in a role as a Morten Mygg. Mm. That's funny. What the hell is that? It's... You are... The generation is too late to have seen the Christmas swing and grown up with it, but it's... No, I know it. I haven't seen it. No, I was lucky to be raised like Kalle Kolken, the child star in the Christmas calendar. Morten Mygg played in the Christmas swing. What kind of character is that?

It's not very important. They focus on five children, children, the main ones, there are two side children. One of the side children is Morten Mygg and Clara Klægg, who is the love story they put up for Christmas. Is this a cartoon character, a snitch and a fjotter? No, it's not. Clara Klægg and Morten Mygg? Yes, it's just a name. There are real people, but it's a call name. It takes place in a fictitious, nice street called Svingen,

and then there's Christmas in Svingen, and then there's some characters, and some cars, and then it's a nice, cozy Christmas calendar, like everything else. And then it became... I don't have any relationship with... I haven't thought about it that much, until maybe a couple of years ago, but then I realized that there has been a big part of people since childhood, and people still talk about it and think it's cool. So it's nice and fun to be able to look back and talk about it, but... But I don't really talk about it. But there is no reason, I'm really looking forward to it.

I just looked up your name and didn't find any way to find out if Morten Vigno was on Google. It's always fun, because you'll probably find seven or eight Dagbladet articles that are completely similar, because they ring once a year. What is he doing now? What is Morten Vigno doing now? It's Kine from Dagbladet, Dagbladet Rampelius, I was just going to make a little thing up. I don't know what you were talking about. You called me yesterday, same date. New year, new people are asking what Morten Mygg is doing now. It's the same. It's... How was it to be a child star? Did you feel that? No, it's sad that I don't remember that much of it.

It's very sad. It's very sad, but it's been repeated by my dad now, that it was like… I got it full for the first grade at kindergarten, because I was taken out so much, and drove and picked up the K-cars at kindergarten, and drove back and forth. You had teachers on the set and such, so it was almost like a Hollywood show about it. But I remember of course nothing of it. Just been told through. F***ing boring of course. But...

It's a chorus, like... I hate to say chorus in that way, but what else can I say? In connection with this children's star tour, you don't remember. It's been impressive if I remembered. But you have a point there, that you don't remember. Because you have probably gotten the point that parents often don't show the identity of their children, they don't show their children's face on social media. I agree, we don't do that at all. I'm not so fond of names.

If someone wants to find out what my son is called, they will find out. I don't know if you are famous and don't drag your family into it, because it's not diabetes. But you were so young that you couldn't make a qualified choice if you would do that or not. So you had to sit here today and watch Martin Bygner. And answer. Call your mom, fuck! It was so much fun. Your parents were there, it was so much fun. I think my mom primarily. I've always been very busy with theatre and acting, and I've always wanted to be an actor myself.

Morten Migg wasn't around. The first thing I did as a 4 year old, I did a huge role in a TV2 drama series called RAN. Do you remember it? I don't remember, I don't know what it was. Yes, with Anders Bossmo and Fulv Kjørdær. If you remember RAN, it was based on Nookas Rani. It was based on Nookas Rani, but it was the Christmas swing, and then my mom threw me a damn time out there, because I think she thought it was cool. And I can't, it's probably not impossible that they have been shaping me, that I think it's fun to do this today.

So all thanks to her, of course. If I am going to shape my son now, if I am going to start early, I think I have to go to places where it is not so urgent now. Think a little about learning cooking art. If he does his real makeup, don't make him look like a real man. You're not like him in 7th grade who doesn't have a lot of pimples and pimples. Do you have some kind of dry-age-like back-to-the-kid-combo? Dry-age-serulat? Really like a butt ball, packed in a box and is yellow as well. He is like trimming, like a lion. Where is he? He is in the kitchen trimming his own meat. He is trimming in the meat-twin or the fat-twin. But it is like the pig-eat, it is often a bit tiring to cook hard and it's a bit of a drag.

Drag like a pig. Yes, but in a way it's fucking cool, like in the past. Yes, Dart is a thought here. To get it into Norway's little lukewarm, if you know what I mean. Is it the one in Britain? Lukewarm. Yes. I think I can start early.

Now that I am not so big, I am sure that you are not that big. How is the DART-environment in Norway? Norway is small, but if you go to England, Netherlands and some other countries, then the USA is probably very big. Very big. Damn, I am going to play the season opening today. You have it I'm going to play the season opening today. And you have it? Hell yes.

I have the season opening today. How does it work? You have a team that meets the other team? Everything individually? We are a team of friends. We have a league system. And then there is a down- and up-up system. And in the whole team? We have six in the top league.

And then there are two in the oboe league. Then there are a couple of other friends who don't have time to play. They are not good enough. They are not good at football. They are not allowed to play in the oboe league, but there are 2 others. We have the kitchen at the end, and people who sit and play a bit. Sometimes it's just the 6 of us who play, but now it's a bit extra. Edrik's recovery, and then there are semifinals and finals. It's fun to have... I'm a fucking keen person, but I'm happy to dress like that myself. I've spent a lot of my life through my heart to the band sport.

Yes, yes. And it's not indoor band, but outdoor band? It's not indoor band, but outdoor band. It's a very ready sport. It's very ready and stable, that's where I'm from. It's the teams that are stable, ready, strong and the drum. Jonas Stømme has also been in the band. Yes, of course.

And it's an insignificant sport, nobody cares about it. You can't make a penny out of it. It's really stupid to use my tip. Tick tock bandy and... Tick tock bandy and... ... and all the excess in the intro at the cafe in 2009. I'm keen on the beginning again, but we're talking about a little friend who is making paddels or something just to have something like... Yes, it's great.

You have to have it. Football is fun in that way, but you have to have something that is a little more... Dart is perfect. It's social, you can do it, you can combine it with a little bit of fun and a kind of quality. And it's also, as you get older, you look down on that when you are younger. That you have clubs, caviar clubs and such. But it is, sometimes there are too many things in life. When you are younger, you just hang out. You have nothing else to do and it's the king. You don't need to organize things in any way.

But you need that sometimes. Or digs sometimes. And then it gets a little serious. If you have some kind of a You need to have an incredible concentration and focus, otherwise it won't work out. I mean that I can't... I struggle to understand. Those who don't have real competition instinct, those who don't think it's important to win when I play Darts and such, I struggle to understand. Because then I lose and I lose all that joy. Many pretend to be like that, they can't, because they have too much of it.

Yes, and I think that's nice. I get really worried when people say that it's not that dangerous for me. I don't care. I don't know if it's a very nice thing or a little bit of a talk about... Balance, of course. I don't care if I win or lose. No, I don't understand that it works. But it's fun, though. But why is it?

I don't know. Yes, because the sport itself is often very fun, but half of the fun is what you put into the game. That you can lose, you can win. Yes. But it's also because we're talking about Russian politics. I've heard several times that I grew up with a competitive attitude. I was a competitive man.

I was going to be the best in everything. I was going to be the best in the band, I was going to be the best there, I was going to be the best there. And then I found the Norwegian party, and then I found out that I was going to be the best at heroin. I was going to be the best at heroin. And then again, it was a big deal again. It was really easy to get good at heroin. It was really easy to get good at this. It's really easy to get good at this. And many have become too good. And that is the sad over-dose, I think. It's just brothers out there, competition heads, who have become too good. Go check if they have something internal.

Haha, it's starting. Are you interested in any sports or anything? No, I would say if you weren't, you were done with it. Because we had defense on there now. I had, I have something on my heart. I have one, because I thought it was fun to to talk about, but it was... The only thing I had with me today is that the first time... I think it's fun to think about it. The first time we met...

That was a bit too much. It's the Humor Prize. Not this year, but last year. And then the 2023 humor prize. – Hmm, yes. – At the Etefest, at New York stage. And it's said that I'm a bit self-conscious here, because there was a period when I had fallen into a... ...falled into a environment with some famous musicians who hung out on the greenrocks. And it was violent in the costumes they wore. There was something like... and trained musicians who were on the When I look at her, I think there's just a glimpse of you from the shoe rack to the hair. Was it some cold-dried leaves and shit? There were some baggy pants with it, maybe some chains or something.

It's fun that you take a selfie. You hang a very... It's a very bad environment. And not very nice people, but they're shaped like that, but they were driving a little... A car up and down the river before you just broke out. And I was like, what the hell is this? What the hell is this? It's hard to say. You're all thinking that you are my closest friends. I don't want to hurt you with anything. But I see that the roasting is so loose and there comes a man who has...

There comes a crowd. Maybe you have been a little insecure in the mirror. You know what? I feel fine. I feel fine. And then you go out into the world with these pants and you get this. It's just... It's just so much fun. I think it's something of a fun experience. Looking back on it now, it's of course a fun experience. It's not what you have on you, it's not who you are.

It's like, what the hell is this? What is this? What are you? What are you? Fully fucked? Oh, the worst thing is that I think it's very fun, you know. It's really fun. What are you doing? F***ing f***ing it! I think it's very funny. It's really funny.

But it's more like a sacrifice. In these things. I can't be alone in having stories like that. I've been more relaxed with years, but I've had my years in the city. With violence that overcomes the self-esteem. And I've been lot of fun. I think everyone has a first experience like that with me. It's just that you finally lower your gaze, take a decision, and then there is a hard roll that comes.

It's of course a bit of a jittery and and a bluff to think about, but For real people it's damn fun! It's not like it's done everywhere, but it's new and it's comical in a big way and you have to endure a little round And when you get out like that and you come straight from a double bass concert with a baggy, cold-flare pants and pearl chain.

I think I had a pearl chain. I have to say that I was so happy to have a frisbee. When I have to take a shower, I put it in the back of the shoe, because I'm not going to wear them again. I have to try to get to the things I said to people. And then I went so crazy that he had a There is a man with a Renati, who was just dressed up, with a white suit, and you could have said that you were worried about the smear. I have that. It was also a very good atmosphere. And Karsten Blomvik, he was also very... I told him straight away... We met him in Savanger, and we were on a long tour, or we did a lot of shows there. And he was also very unpleasant. I told him straight away that I was something that he thought about.

Have you gotten rid of that beard when you were with Målle Utenands? Yes, I do, but in a nice way. I know he is doing something terrible with the beard and the beard. I think he dresses like that. I think he dresses like that when he's celebrating. But it's like when you are in an environment, a com comical environment, and you go for the styles you go for, you have to expect to get some resistance from it. I don't remember who it was, but it was one evening we had gone with... No, I think it was one evening when I had a ring. And I was like, I have it. Damn, I don't remember this.

So I said, I have it. And Tobbe said, says, it's a comedy, but I don't remember. He takes the roof off my finger. Then I see him and say, yes, then, you know, I didn't know you were married. So I'm like, are you an engineer? No. But ring the camera! I wonder if it's Bergen or something. I don't know what the hell it was.

It's nice, you have to be able to give… I like… I think it's really fun. First of all I like to have a rose-tinted tone around, but of course it has to be done with love and care. It can be a bit too much to fill in sometimes, because it's the closest to being just a rose. But at the same time I like to have some types around me, not everyone is completely plain and like. So you came there with pearl chain and baggy pants, great. And the best of the day is Mohammed, Basssefer, who goes, We have an environment with... I think so far, just cramping, he just needs a stick. He needs a real stick. Stick and sixpence and a little hard attitude.

I think he thinks that his knee should be good. It shouldn't be good, you know what I mean? You should just buy a real stick. And then we have one with a stick in the environment. It's totally rotten. Think how cool it is for us! Because he is standing with a stick. He is standing and leaning on the stick. What is the name of the stick? I'm wondering. Or is it a stick that looks like a pig?

He was here in the studio for a while. Did he have a stick? I don't remember if it was a stick or a pig. The best picture of Mohammed Bassefur, a nice comedian from Stavanger and him, and it's nice to see him, because he runs the stand-up club on Grindelukka, BD57 or Glukka stand-up. And it was a winter, when Knee was like a snow-filled road, where you see him in the night hours walking around with a hook and sixpence and hanging up posters, and the posters came on the show as a kind of Christmas calendar. It's not a Christmas calendar, it's a poor guy in a Scrooge Mac coat. It's a tiny, a tiny, a tiny, that just keeps collecting my crowns. Of course, the saddest thing we have in what we do is when we have to walk around with posters, but with the handkerchiefs and around the street. I see those who have been to

Edimurg and Fringe now, they have to walk with flyers on the street. When I was... maybe at your age, I think it was when I was at your age, I played in a children's theater in Fredrikstad, with many of the people called the theater group Madame Piche. And we made a collection of several children, several stories, and I played Captain Leukpulso there. And that's another thing I have to come to. But then we had to go out on the square, in the costume, and play things, and be in the role, and come and see, and come and see. It was like in the city of Carly Mommen, where you go around and are in live action. I remember me and one of the guys, Kristoffer, we just... We can't do that. We were angry and just... We go, we can't do this. We are just angry. We are leaving. But what is interesting is that my dear Nervø, Ludvik, we talked together and we were on a vacation in Malta. And then he says, my first memory of you...

I'm excited! You have a long beard! It's the first memory he has of me! I don't see it that way. I have been an adult while he has lived his whole life. He was born in 1920. But of course he was just a little boy. So it's the first memory he has of me. Imagine doing that with your head. And there is uncle Leukpulze.

Uncle Leukpulze? And I play pure evil, you know. It's very funny, Leukpulze is a bit funny, but I'm the antagonist. He has the same feeling as most kids, that. There comes the uncle, the uncle Captain Leukbølse. In a very funny and very sad way to get that feeling that it is my first memory of me. Jesus Christ, it's a leg injury. Captain Leukbølse. It's completely ridiculous. Even better with the uncle.

Uncle Captain Leukbølse. It's nice too young people. There is the uncle. Uncle Captain Lurk Burtz. That's nice too. Jesus Christ. How long are we up here? We can't give up completely, can we? Do you have any spalters? You notice that I sometimes lie down a bit, because I don't have anything. So you have to pull a bit. You have also sat down.

Do I have to pull all the way? I'll see if I can get some spal right? Yes, I have. Do I have to sit and draw all the way? I'll see if I can come up with a joke that you have that I like. Yes. Yes, damn. Yes, I like that one from Kimp Herodin first. You have that one, what are you doing on the block? I missed that one. Yes, we'll take that one.

We'll take the joke, what are you doing on the block? Yes. Right and left. Very nice. You have a head, or what is it? Do you use notebooks or or Levernote? I use a mix of Notat on iPhone and Google Docs. Right.

Yes. So I have… what do I have here? I have a lot. Yes, you start. Yes, I tried to do it. I did it on stage yesterday, I have a head. It worked well yesterday in Sandvika. I had a lot of fun there, I just started babbling. But I was at the pub for a while, good old days brunnen. And there were a lot of things. Shaming and your pig and shit.

And your perv. I couldn't help but to sympathize a little with this so called perv. And try to see it in the bigger picture. Because we must not forget where he came from. I think we become blind to everything when it comes to men staring at dolls and maybe even pinching a little bit. Because imagine where he came from.

A bit like 57 years ago. And he was sitting on a proper milk spray that day, Trø of the trunds. That was the only thing he had. It was his own life. I have a son now, and I know the first thing you learn at the birthplace is how to

just poke your head on the doll. It's very fun. It's like a small spaceship that will dock a bigger spaceship in a sci-fi movie, that's how it is. That's a good picture. Yes, that's a very good picture. Very good picture.

Because the lady is holding her doll, and the boy is in front of him in a certain way, and I had a kind of help function, where I saw when he opened his bird's nest, then at the right time I was just going to push his head and then... Docking, docking! And then... And sometimes the docking works, sometimes it doesn't work, but the docking doesn't work. We have to go out again and try again. We have to go out into space and take a new course.

You know when a docking is successful. And that's a great feeling too. And with all this background, while they are screaming like Pervo and your fucking pig and stuff, it's not necessarily that all men who are like that,, it's pure sex and a pig. For him it's the old back reflex. It's like the primal instinct. It's the primal instinct, it's the biology, it's his food. It's his food, it's the only fixed point of balance he has. It's the most important and the only one.

And many get amma, right? Far up in... Maybe they get amused when they are 12. Maybe they get amused when they are 12. And then he will get that... It's a super reaction. It's clear that he can't be amused at all and have mental problems and is just a psycho pig. But we have to be able to take a step back before we shout Pervo and scream Gris. It would be nice if you were the counterpart to all the shouting. Let him eat up! Let him eat!

Let him get a slurp of the new one. I wonder, and in the long run I have been thinking about what... I mean, everything has happened on this earth. Humanity has tried everything and we have seen everything. We have at least seen a few examples of men who have been breastfed for such a long time. We think that milk... Do you think milk... If for so long a boy, and a young man, and a man, is sucking on a breast, does milk produce?

Or does the breast understand that it is too old and it is too old? I have to stop now. The doll understands that the body understands that it is 45 now. Now I have to stop producing. This is just nonsense. It is a research project, but of course I am keen to see and experience it almost like that. It is a new minute-by-minute series of TNRK. How long can the doll produce? But don't you think there has been a man once who has stood up, raised and sucked a doll? Yes, of course. Who has a moose-type, a moose-type? Who has asked for a doll. Who then you get it in. You take a mouthful of Kalua. You take a whole bottle of Kalua and then you put it in your mouth.

And then there's the White Rush before the start. I don't want to start. It must have happened, 100%. I'm sure it has happened. I don't know how it is with the age of transition and those things. When does it stop? It's just like... Of course, the body notices that it has been through a pregnancy and a birth and such.

You can fool them that there are a lot of new children coming, but that doesn't happen. The body understands that there is no new child that is born, they have to understand that there is one who is. But basically, if a mother wants to breastfeed her child to the age of five, it's possible. And you also have breastfeeding from Back in the Day, who work as breastfeeding rich, rich male babies. In a whole career. Use my boobs. They had milk, they were cows. So they were just breastfeeding the young to the rich. So it's possible to breastfeed.

Damn it. They have a baby and they breastfeed the kids to the kingdom. So it's possible to breastfeed this. But I think that must be the worst serial killer in the world. The worst creepy one. He gets breastfed. Before he takes it. He gets breastfed before he's out hunting for the next victim. Don't you think so? Or like a wolf, he is faster than the last ones. This is lunch.

Now I wanted to make a thriller. Oh, the bad guy. He got a hand. It's the hand guy. That's creepy. Oh, damn. Isn't that the fucking raw bad guy from the movies? Like in the movies, you see the contours of a man in a jeeg, and you see this guy, he has a lot of butt-fart, like in a meat shop, so you hang a lot of tits. But it's all these perversions, and people who are not series mothers, they like to be kicked a little bit in the balls, and a little sad and things, and diverse. Pussy sex and one or the other.

This often comes from such... such... such temptations in childhood. Often the mother is maybe a little angry with them and such things. It's a trauma of course. Trauma that leads to that. Either it goes very, very wrong, or you're just a strange guy who is dying, who is 25 years old and dying. It's fun with the guy who lives it. The most of the four normal lives he works in Deloitte, meets every day and does his consulate work, and then he dies in the evening.

So it's a real struggle. There's something in that. What are you doing with the block? Three short things that I haven't written anything on. That's often the best. Think about it. In a hurry, explain it to someone who doesn't know how it feels like. Like a festival band that is licking a little. That's nice. It's the best way to explain it. It's like a festival band that licks your hair a little. It's degrees of tension in the forefoot now. It's the mildest.

It's not very painful, but it's just a little... And then you feel it. If you have a little tension in the just thinking about it, how VG almost did sport in the animations they had during COVID, where they had death the color tone, it would have been damn positive and fun to watch. It's like, oh, I'm going up and watching, because it's like it was a new year in Oslo now. They have started to copy and paste the font and on the graphic. We should have... There are things that are confusing with the whole setup. Where all the documentaries, the back-views of the most insane period in modern times, they were. But if this had been something else, more trivial, which was not so taboo in many ways, then ten such documentaries would have been made. Yes, yes, yes.

Ehh, right? But on the other hand, it took me 20 years before there were a lot of such driller documentaries and such. It has come to be about the Norwegian national team from the same time. It will come soon. In 20 years, the covid documentary will come. But I want to, not just because it is entertaining and interesting,

but because there is something we have to keep. I know that some research reports have is entertaining and interesting, but because it is something we have to keep... I know that some research has been done on this, but it is still something with one on the list of things that can excite us. There are biological crises and anemones. And it will most likely be... If it doesn't hit one of the wars that will take place, then it is what will... Yes, of course. It's first on the list of all such things. And then you meet the earth and rain and so on, it's far down there. But it's very important to examine it in a completely crazy way, because this was a warning shot.

And it's a bit mild, if you think about how bad it could have been. Covid was really bad, but I know it now, the AP Cup is going on again, and you start thinking, what's next? When will it come? We really should... I think it's very difficult to make a choice that you should use half the budget for preparation, in all of the head and tail, right? Or you can go to the election, but when you get to the end, people don't understand budget priorities. So it's just like that, because no one can really go into it.

And we have the rules of action, so you can't use a lot of oil money on it. And oil money, they are locked up in papers and in stocks and shit. I don't know. Last one. Last one. I had some friends who made pasta this summer, on a new trip, and we went out for a night and started thinking about new pasta forms. It was in the cold water of Lillim recipe that I presented to you. Here you have a filled Nese ravioli served on the same form, fantastic fill potential. You can get wonderful reactions, you can get a lot of things in your nose. Henrik, it's been a pleasure talking to you.

You've been very nice. Very nice that you came. It was very nice to be able to come. And in the end I just wanted to say, what the hell is this? What is this? We'll talk next week. Thanks for listening and have a nice weekend! Bye! Music Music

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