Fladseth - #206 - Daniel Kvammen (og Jim Fossheim)

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

Ble en meget gøy prat med Kvammen, og et etterlengtet gjenhør med Jim Konstantinopel Gregorius FossheimSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now we have nothing to be back to. I just need to get my headphones on. Daniel, we are sitting here talking. I can't say a word before we are on air. But now we are. We are on air. We are on air. So nice. It's nice to be allowed to come. You have never talked to me?

No, not at all. I absolutely admit that. It's nice that I've started to really push the dialect in this studio. I've had Gustav Nilsen, Totning... I'm going to Totning now, damn it. Or not Totning? Jørvik. Jørvik, yes. Prøysenhuset. But... Yes, is there anything behind this? I haven't got any package from anyone. I'm just happy. I think it's nice.

There are a lot of Oslo-heads. This is not an RK, but yes. And those who are not from Oslo, don't you think they have put in the same Oslo dialect? That's damn... I mean, you live in the commercial market, don't you? Fifty... fifty... fifty... 50-50? No, I think that people will get a damn bearded tennis player. I think that my whole career is built on that dialect. I don't sing that well. No, that's something you're a bit concerned about.

I'm a fool. Absolutely not, but it hasn't hurt. It hasn't hurt in any way. And then there are... There are a lot of other characteristics here. I have to say very briefly that I don't want to talk about it, but I'm good at writing songs. I think I'm doing a lot of work, so not that.

But the dialect has been a fucking element there. I think that's where it is for people. It's fucking support. It's... It's endless possibilities to... And the most important thing is that people think it's fucking support, it's endless possibilities to... And the most important thing is that people think it's fucking charming. They didn't get support. Oslo, 35 years old from Oslo.

Where are you from? Vekklage. Oslo, North-Korea. And you are from both the East and West side at the same time? The only one who has picked you up, who isn't up there, is of course Østkantens... I know the game, I know the game. Østkantens Veskant, many people call it that. Yes, that's right. But how does that feel?

Do you take the program manager role or...? I don't hate it. No, because I think that in Norway, it's like... Okay, now you're going to learn something about me? Okay, it was a bit early, wasn't it? And you're just chatting? I've heard that you haven't heard of it. Okay, the podcast. It's never too early to chat about it.

Okay, listen to this. I've been so fucking busy with my age. I'm pretty junior-type, I think. But I've been so busy after I've lived in Oslo for 10 years. At least 15 years. I think I'm young. But now I have certain places I want to live, I don't want to live. And I want to live, I'll be honest, I want to live with the cultural elite on the Santa's wall and enjoy life up there. I can't put anything in between. Unfortunately, I've become so happy.

The boys on the hill and the weather up there. Yes, the weather. It's a bit of a mess and stuff. I'm Mr. O'Lure. I didn't know, but I knew. That's true. No, and it's so fascinating that you don't even... O'Lure is a tiny bar in Santa Seine in Oslo.

A tiny bar with a bar in the sky. Only a place for the culture elite. Not one ordinary worker. But it's important to say that I don't want to go over the West Coast. Boring. Yes, damn boring. That's exactly it. And that's why I'm wondering about the North Sea. I don't want that. Boring. Yes, damn boring. That's exactly it. And that's why I'm wondering a bit about Northland, because there are limits to it.

But Northland is the place of fascinators for me. Why the hell is that setup? It's out there, the draband... Before that, there was a draband. Lambasjetter is Norway's first draband. Yes, exactly. Lambasjetter and Northland today are so good together. Now they have built out the whole way from the sea.

You have the Ekeberg forest, the sea man church, and then there is a green forest around there. And then the construction begins around the sports field. This is nothing to do with the sea man school? Yes, the sea man school. That's a damn nice harry potter thing. The most beautiful building in Oslo, but me. That's where I'm going to... Now I have to pay for this, because Jim Fosseim, Jim, we have Greeks in the building. Nice to meet you, Daniel. Nice to meet you.

One of the most integrated Greeks you can meet. He's coming with a cinnamon bun. I have to tell you a very funny story about... I have been on a trip to Greece. Thank you very much. There was a mic here, quickly. People miss you for the message and the fact that people miss you. He was a sidekick in this podcast before. Is that so? Hello! Hello, I'm Hissberg. Are you from Greece?

Yes, the question is what you mean. He is from the marine This is aperitif. What did you say? Can you call me that for a second? What is the name of the ball? I know very little about the balls. This is a cinnamon ball from someone called Kornbakkeri. It's made with real butter. I'm very interested in it. I don't know about other cinnamon balls. Do we have to put it on the commercial? No, we don't have any money.

I paid 100 crowns for this. 104 crowns for this. Is it expensive? Yes, it is very expensive. But you are talking about a snobby state office atmosphere, and I don't know if it is expensive. I don't have any radar, so I use radar, but I feel that it is a bit dry for me. Yes, it is. I think it is really good.

But if you take these, not the ones that are the highest, because they are the most waxed, you have to use a lot of butter. I have not seen them in the back. This one, like this? Yes. But how do you buy this? Take one more. Take one more, come on. Yes, no, these are...

You said you don't eat a lot of cake, but now you are doing it for all the kids who eat cake sometimes. I wonder what you eat. I was pretty fat when I was little, so I have a huge fear of getting fat. I was fat when I was little and fat when I grew up. I've been fat my whole life. No, you don't have to pretend. You're not fat because people don't see that. I'm not thin. I'm a bit familiar with...

With the sick people? I have to say that, yes. Unfortunately, they are very, very familiar with the sick people. And I get anxiety reports if not daily, then I'm out of it. Because in you, the disease is a big concern for the people out there. No, I don't think so. That's why he had to quit his podcast now, he was too sick. I think you look like a... How old are you?

I'm 42. Yes, you look like an adult man. I think that's a bit degrad-key, the dad thing. But what I do, I buy XL in all sizes bigger than I should, so you don't see how fat I am. Or that I'm not thin. on Facebook, which is... I just accidentally nodded. It's like you're supposed to walk away, and look fat, until you become... It's a T-shirt that you're supposed to do after the world's most handsome man.

Have you seen it? No, I haven't. I was very happy to see it. It sounds like some Harry Potter shit. But it's real. So I feel that's your tactic here. It's registered that there are a lot of celebrities who go from being thin to being thin,

and are getting very angry. Have you seen that? Yes. Adele? Adele? Yes, but she was... Staceman. Staceman. Has he gotten much thinner? Yes, but people are pissed off because they go through that slender program. Yes.

As if it's something forced. I don't agree with that criticism. No, I think that... But I think the dynamic in this is that there were people, there were underdogs, right? And then suddenly Adele, she looks like... I haven't thought about this with Stian, so I always say that she has nothing to do with Stian. But with Adele, it's obvious that everyone who has been sitting out there, there have been a lot of people who are a bit on the positive side themselves, right? And think like, damn, she has shared, she is ours, she gets it, she gets it.

And then suddenly she has to be that beautiful lady and in a way become a part of that. Suddenly she lives on the beach, damn, she gets some damn pigs, she gets some damn pigs. Have you been sick before you became an artist, or were you the one who felt good and then you got thin and snubbed? I was pretty thin and snubbed. No, it's very important. I remember you as an artist, you, it is like that in 2017, when I drank a lot, I was like full of energy. I beat him in 2015, he had like got blood on his teeth, here you are going out on the tour, and that was drinking and drinking. Then I was 95 kg. But I felt Jim's tactics and always had too big clothes. So I looked at... What is it I saw what is called a thin fight?

A thick one. When you took that one... I think girls use corset-like clothes that tighten. Tight trousers and stuff, it's not like a baroque coset, where the girl comes and strams the coset again. But you use everything you have to tighten the sleeves, and I think men do that too. You never see what's underneath. I've never been a lady with a strammed trousers, or strammed than other trousers. But have you been with women who have... Now they go up on the stomach. But they are good at putting on trousers a panty just to tighten it in.

I knew this concept. But I think I have never seen a corset. That's why I was so concerned. I see corset-like clothes. I apologize. I said that there is no service pole and you have you comb your hair and tighten the corset again. They put it on themselves, they take a sweater or a pair of pants. And that is what we women are open about, but men are like tableclothed men. There is surely something under it.

I have a trick, but I think it's about having damn high pants. That makes it look pretty smart. If I could only wear high pants, I wouldn't have done it. I can't come with high boots. That's too late. I can't do that. I can't do that. I have two good drops. I have the good drop before summer and after summer.

Because in January, February, March, when I'm on my heaviest, and then the months before July, I train a lot. And then I'm disciplined. It's a privilege for me. Yes, kind of. And through July, to keep things going. And then I'm single. And then it's okay that I have to… Congratulations, condolences.

Are you single? I'm single. Yes, you are? Congratulations, condolences. Yes, exactly? I'm single, yes. You are? Congratulations, condolences. Yes, yes. Do you have a girlfriend? Yes. She uses a corset.

And a baby. No, she's so skinny. And a dog. Right. That's for another guy. No, a girlfriend. But anyway, I'm very busy with my training for July. And this one that I have on wearing now, as you can see,

it goes a bit longer than it should. And that's to hide that it gets heavier. Before summer, I have my short clothes. Large. And after summer, XL.

Yes, because there is something about if the dress gets too big, it's not sexy that way, right? How about XL? Yes, because there is something with that if Kleve becomes… Oh my God, I didn't think I would talk about this. But there is something with that if Kleve becomes too big, it's not sexy that way, right? So now you're damn good, Jim. Damn good. I have a tip for you if you want to eat more shit for the rest of the year, and you want to go on dates, then it's possible. I don't go on dates. It's a bit sad.

I can have such big T-shirts that I look like someone who has been to the hospital. What's the temperature? I don't go to the hospital with a fat camp program. Oh, yes, yes. And I didn't buy new clothes afterwards. Because it's like... Yes, you are going for quite a bit. This T-shirt, look at this one.

This is oversized. And for the listeners, it's a T-shirt that almost covers the entire shorts. It looks like you're wearing a t-shirt. But anyway, now we're going to have a really good record. This is something for that, I think. Now we have to be a little smart, but we're going to have a Swedish rock history on 2000 dollars. It can be Turboneger, not all of them. Inflames. Okay, there is a band called Soundtrack for Life, which was really big, and they were friends with Turbo, just to put it in perspective. It's that kind of environment. And there you have a really cool Swedish guy, who is legendary, if you ask people who were on the show that time.

His name is Ebbot, and he is… Ebbot! Ebbot, yes! And he goes in a shirt! And think about this, what would have been the reason? Because when you have already gone so far, you can still just go… I mean, you can go all the way down. I have talked so much about shirts that you don't want to believe it!

Oh, you have? I don't do anything! I have said it you for years! I talked a little about the shorts. That's my most obvious pre-taken flag, but I can't, there's too much stuff. It's been shit-red. I don't think I'm ironic sometimes. I say, damn, how fucking red it would have been if you had been him.

You're pretty rockstar, anyway. I can't start to feel like that. I can't stand to look at him now. In contrast to you, I have to keep on this earthy... ...suck right into the working class and completely down to the usual work. I can't distance myself. No. But did you walk with it all the time? Did you walk with it in between? Is it not an in-between thing? And do you walk with it sometimes?

Look, I met you before. Wasn't it costume rewards on Monday? It was so damn bad if you met up in a really good shirt and just looked at it. And you say something fancy. Next time I will actually take a trip just to be able to go in one night in exactly what I want to. Not because it should look so nice, but because it's nice to go in. Balls loose. Maybe my kimono? Kimono? Maybe Kimono, which I had to buy in Amsterdam. Balls away. I was ball away in Amsterdam streets and I couldn't smoke. Did you? No. I can't smoke. I can't. I can't. I couldn't. I walked with my arms in the wall, because there were cyclists who were following me. It went like a bad spion, a drawing spion,

along the wall in Amsterdam, and completely paranoid. But I was out on the outskirts, and I managed to turn a statue with Kimono, the holy dress, the holy Japanese dress, and it was at least one of the kimonos that fell on the ground, and then he made a big number out of this, and it's holy, holy, holy, holy, holy. And then I had to buy this criminal who had fallen on the ground. Damn, you got so damn smart.

And I haven't heard that story. I thought you bought it because you liked criminals. No, I bought it because I had to. Is this a classic plant? It was wine, because I really wanted a criminal. But little did I know that it was a kind-win, because I really wanted a kimono, but I didn't know that it was made of wool. I think I'm allergic to rye wool, because it sticks so damn well if you want to have a ball loose. But I thought kimonos are silk. I thought silk too.

Yes, but it's very, very, very silk. I don't know how soft it is. A thick silky. A thick silky. But has it been out in the social media? Is it there? Yes, it's there. I have it in a sketch that I play, a character that I think I did it once or twice. It was Erwin Fjellstrøm. The one from Japan? It's a helestrøm parody. Here Here is Ervin Fjellstrøm.

And here is the criminal. Yes, yes, yes, I have seen that one. It's on Instagram. But some people... You had a Donald Trump pair as well. Yes, I had a different one. I was under Corona. It's not quite like a karate suit, maybe?

It's not like a karate suit? It's not different from a karate suit. It's completely flat. It was a pretty stylish kimono. It's not stupid. Kimono? Yes. How big a difference would you say it is? A thousand times.

A kimono and a shirt. Is it pretty similar? No, that's a pretty big difference. Shirts don't have openings in the front. You don't have to start with... You pull it over. You pull it over. Yes, you pull it over.

You pull it over. You pull it over. You pull it over. You pull it over. You pull it it's quite a big difference. Because shorts don't have an opening in front. You don't have to start with... You pull it over? Yes, you pull it over before you enter the gym. Then you start talking about where I live in Oslo. And then I think I did pretty well. If I start talking about Kleve in addition, it won't be good for me.

But I will say that if there is something I care about, I dress up. A pretty big difference. The average and such. We are not so interested in trends, maybe. No, I don't know. I noticed when you came in, that you were a very dressed man. Yes, but I'm not that much into trends myself. I just feel that it should be... But I'm into classic style. Yes.

And... Apropos... I was at a meeting in the music industry once. Apropos what you said, down in Folkedjupe. And a guy said to me like this. What? We could have sold so much more records with you if you just took on this damn shirt. Can't you just take on this shirt? That's one of the ideas. So this is my new cup, what you're looking at now.

Yes, it is. But can I tell you something? It's a second time. No, it's not a second time because you've been holding it for so long. It's not a second time, because you have been holding it for so long. No, it's not your second time. If it's his second time, he dresses so well. That's what it is. Before you start, I would like to point out that the listeners, you have very nice shoes. What's the name of that?

Lofers? Lofers? Or Mokkasina, which I think is very much better. Mokkasina. Because it has registered very popularly. Is it popularly now? Yes, their muck. Because they are registered as very popular. Are they popular now? Yes, I think so. But it is a classic comparison that goes to all reasons.

I think that if I should give a tip to anyone about how to dress, buy things that have been around for 20 years. Yes, that's a tip. Then you are talking to me. Things that you have seen have been popular, or not to go for trends. Not to buy your clothes on the market. That gives a tip to this type of man. This is a well known anti-capitalist argument.

The rich have the right to buy expensive, solid plagues, which they can have almost all their lives. The poor have to buy cheaper, and then buy new ones all the time. So after 10 years, the poor have spent more money than the rich. And that's the opposite of the mining power. Something in that door. It's like that, but it's important to emphasize that I don't consider myself to be part of the rich elite. I'm just snubbed with the theme of animal wool and then become poor. It's important to emphasize that. But fuck it. The system is fucked.

I'm just one man who lives a bit too far away from the city. And he is completely......radish. I'm sorry, I'm not that good. But can I tell you... For that fight... I would have been a good soldier if I didn't have that. Yeah, that's good. But regarding the kingdom, can I tell you... I was going to tell you that we are from Hellas.

Okay. So you do a lot of business work, don't you?. You do a lot of business, don't you? I have done a lot of business. I also, to get the butter on the skin and to be able to live around, I give that in between. I am not a winner in that. I have to be honest. So I played a business job for some very rich lawyers, I think. And I thought it was so nice, so I was like, Daniel, he's from Bergen, can't you... No, this is not Bergen, how is Bergen? That was totally fine.

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Say it's June 18. No, it wasn't June 18. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. It would have been really cool if it was. It would have been really cool. Did you like the hut? It was fantastic.

Yes, because it's my favorite place. I think it's my favorite place. I think it's my favorite place. I think it's my favorite place. I think it's my favorite place. I think it's my favorite place. I think it's my favorite place. I think it wasn't. It would have been really cool if it was. It would have been really cool. Did you like the 100? It was fantastic.

Because that is my favorite travel goal. It's mostly every summer. Do you think so? Yes. It's very... It's a bit of a mess, Jim. But now it's pretty messy. I've never been there.

Are you Greek? Yes. Is it messy to go home and travel? Is itob now? I'll take it back. I don't feel like a snob. No, maybe not. Where is your father from? Athens.

Yes, because it's just a boat trip from Athens. A snob and going home after Christmas now. But you landed in Athens and took you go by boat to Hydra? Yes, that's right. We can't talk too much about colouring logistics in Hydra. But it was a bit interesting, or was it fun? I just wanted to remind you that I became a friend with an ex-hide lawyer. That's the funniest thing I have been involved in.

They invite me to parties and stadiums, so I have been there for a long time. They are kind, they have small brains and cocaine. But they are small... It's not free for you. It's small, but it's not free for you. I have not seen anything like that. But it's damn... It's casino- a fucking thing.

Yes, it's a world that is a bit too attractive, you know. I always have to fit in all the time. I was in Monaco this spring. You were? Yes. It's like... I don't stretch out there. No, but it's the same for me. I go around in the ring and try to hide half of the time, because I think it's uncomfortable and I don't know what I'm talking about. So that's true. But when I've been full enough, it works. Yes, you know, I'm an ex-siege. It's sad to call them ex-siege people,

but rich people and financial people and the rich people are often very mature and funny people. I have very funny with people. I rarely like it. It's probably not true. I have met many people who are very life-like and funny to the tone I like. Yes, but when I sit so well in it, it's probably not strange at all. No, it's true. I'm not interested in which advocate I am, but you can't say that. No, you can't say that.

I get very interested in it. Because you know there are the five big ones. Who? There are five companies where everyone makes a little more money than other places. Okay. So I'm very curious if it was one of them. Can I hear you, the five big ones? I'm going to try to speak.

Or is it too boring? No, you can't hear me, but the five big ones. As far as I know, there are Bar, Wiersholm, Vikborg Rein, Thomussen and Sjøtt. I don't agree with you. I mean, I have been in a hellish clamour with one of the bosses, if not the boss, in what I mean, then it's Vikborg Rein. No, do you have that point? I was a young comedian.

Do you mean that? I've probably talked about that before. And I'm not afraid when it becomes a public shit-washing, where they will get the money back or the space and stuff, I would have a hell of a thing with Pareto Bank. Who says that I have a hell of a thing with Pareto Bank? Pareto Bank? Pareto Bank. And they Bank? Pareto Bank.

And they are one of the five big financials. And they had a great Gatsby themed event at the theatre café, and I was going to do stand-up. And no one could do 7 minutes of stand-up better than I did. Before I started talking about that I was young, and then all these guys started to say, Ah, I can't listen to that. And then it became an unbearable atmosphere in Rome. It was impossible to continue. I went a few minutes earlier and someone was about to throw me on the bus.

And I found it. Did you mean that? I didn't find it. And there were other musicians later who could confirm that it was a very difficult room to do things in. What year did you get on stage? I got on stage once. I was sitting on a sofa in the middle of chaos and it was horrible. But can I refer to what you said? Rich people are often nice to you. It's so serious there, right? So no one dares to take the heat, no one dares to take the blame for anything, so it's very easy to say how many problems there are.

I don't know if it's the event office, the staff, or the party committee, but if they have received any comments, it's very easy to throw the entertainer under the bus, because it saves his own skin. I have experienced this a couple of times before. And then... So it was hell itself, but this was a long time ago. I mean, it was a long time ago. He was going to have lawyers and seniors and f***ing names in an arrangement in his own garden. And he wasn't supposed to be a big dog advocate.

For some people it's the story of the other person. You don't think so. He wasn't supposed to be the best in the drama. He was supposed to be the best in the way he was made. He was supposed to make a narrative that I hadn't heard of. I was supposed to do some school-to-diet stuff. And he dictated how it should be. And I was just a paroxysm, but I was supposed to play an organisation psychologist.

You were in theatre? Yes, I was supposed to play and sort of joke around with the new terms in the organisation. Oh, that sounds embarrassing. I say that they won't believe this, so I said, can I just joke with you? Yes, I could. He introduced me, and he sat in a chair right next to me, on a line with you, and he sat and looked at me, and it's insane. And then I rose him a bit.

That was so nice. And he was just... This was a dissatisfaction. He was supposed to get a third of the prize and there was no way. And that too, my God, kiss my ass. It's... No, do you mean that? Yes, yes. You know the margin of these companies? I think some of the lawyers here, I think they agree on between 30 the lawyers, per 100 miles, I think they have between 30 and 40 miles.

– Wow, isn't that really good? – Not every single year, but I've seen the accounts of some of the companies where it's going so much, and if you have to drive the opposite way, if all the clients had said that they would get 30% off, because that's what you should say to them, then you probably would have... That's probably what you should say to them. So you would have... I'm sure that's what I won. So I'll go against you. Yes, of course. It's the whole opposite of the world.

He thought business, you thought entertainment. Yes, and those who work, very rich people, very nice people, very many look down on people like us. Absolutely. You think about... Damn, I'm getting goosebumps. Many have a lot of respect for people who work with, and not respect, so you just like it. And you respect people who do it. But they look down on you. They are just... They are just... They are just hoping.

It's not like that. They look much higher. Absolutely, and I think that's 100% correct. But I just have to say this, Fladset, I had thought that this was... I think I've got many years later. It's all razzle-ed. Damn! No, I have to come to a compliment. I had thought I would say this anyway, at the beginning, but now I understand that this is not a regular podcast where you have this... Hi and nice, blah blah blah. But I have to say that I think that Flaadsæt is one of Norway's three funniest bands. I think so.

Yes, I think so too. But it is because this is a living being. It's not something that has been done. I think that this story here is really strong. Yes, I don't feel that it's so very strong thing. I don't feel like there is much in between. But you are in the pace of how life goes, you become a different person. Like you were so honest with Daniel. How?

You change as a person. You have to continue to be honest. And not pretend like you are who you were before. Maybe you get a little more money, you get older, you like more luxury. So I can quickly speak with two tongues. I notice that. I go a bit too fast forward and then I hang back in that old anti-capitalist, The so called... The poor Frenchman. The Champagne Socialist as it's called. Right. But it's very important for me... I'm trying to be honest. Yes.

But it's very important for me to emphasize that despite the fact that I've talked a lot about Christmas, I feel like an inner-self as well, like a building boy. A simple soul. Maybe not so simple, but at least a soul from Hallingdal. It's very important for me to emphasize that there has been a lot of talk about Christmas. How do you dress when you go home? It's like that. It's not like you take on the uniform.

No, it's not like that. What about you Jim? When I go home? To Hydra and the concert in Opel. Are you not playing in Opel? No, it's not a The people watching you, is it a sour thing? It's like... you notice a lack of respect and a lot of shit in it. It doesn't have to be so rich, because it can happen anyway. With a little too much alcohol and stuff, you just don't have the energy to go out.

But it's something that many people are not used to seeing culture live. That's true. So you don't quite understand that it's something you should sit and watch and respect, and even if you don't like it, you watch it and then you can discuss it afterwards. It's not that culture for you, right? No, and it's not like that to be completely... It's a bit of a risk to be a bit cultural-political, but it's also... Unfortunately... Now I'm not saying that this is not an answer to my question, but to go a bit further on what you say, Fladsett,

it's like... I feel in you, Kretsan, that we get some value out of being happy, Sabben, and laugh a lot from Henrik Fladsett, or to enjoy the concert with Kvam. That doesn't make you understand that in a way you have some extra value. Isn't that so? The whole mindset is art and culture could be free in a way? Yes, that's one way of looking at it, and probably many who see it think so, but it's a bit that you are there because you like to just drink and flirt with each other, so in a way we crash the party a bit. So I've felt that a lot, haven't you? How? That there is a party committee that has booked you in, and then there is someone who is just, this I never asked about. No, it is probably a little worse when you are a comedian, I think, because when you are a musician, it is often a little earlier in the evening,

and then you are in a way so prized that it is easier to impress and people have a slightly different mood, so I don't know... But I can understand that when you are a comedian, you can think that it's a bit harsh. Yes, I agree, but it's like... You are younger and fresher, and then there is no one who knows who you are. And then you are not necessarily so good at delivering in all rooms either. It just crashes completely, and then you feel completely normal about it. But now, after you get more experienced, and maybe have gotten a little more familiar with it, it's easier to be selective about what job you take. So just like, who is this? Are there people? Do those who are at the party know me? Do they want this?

It's a good question to ask. Absolutely. And that's something I have to say, that depending on the question, if I know about it, it's 100% like that. And I've had many years, where I've been at a European hall, or been at a party, and no one knows who I am. They're so fucking lame. And that... I think we've just thought about it. and no one knows who it is. They are so fucking lame. And that... I think we have just thought about it. You still remember those stories. But when you say, now I'm thinking back, I've been involved in so fucking much.

It's like... But it's so painful to think about. No offense, but it's easier to hide behind the music, the guitars and the music and the microphone, than to do it all the, because it's more naked. You have to look at them and have a dialogue with the audience, and when that crashes, it's just so damn much harder. And I talked to musicians about this before, and it's... It was good. It's of course... I don't know if it's harder to be bowed down when you're a musician,

at least in a low tone, if there is a bit of a show-printing about it. If you're a stand-up comedian, it's harder to stand up and answer back. What is this? But then I feel like I've learned something from Jan Eggeum damn early, that I try to be a little funny, but it's a damn lot easier for me to be funny than you are, because people don't think I'm funny. So I'm pretty funny, and if I ring the mobile, I'm like, get the fuck out, and try to be a bit like... I'm pretty like that, but people don't expect that. But if there's a form of harassment, and someone is breaking something, I take a step in that. But when you are a musician, it is much easier for me than when you are a comedian.

Because then there is a much bigger culture, that I can break in and laugh. It is, and there are some who don't invite so much to it, but I have a style that invites a little to small talk and comments along the way, so I deal with that. It's with that noise, where people just don't want to hear, and it becomes a little floating. Damn, I had one. I came up with one when I talked. I had one so damn hurt. And it hasn't been that long. But then it's not... Then it's not contract workers involved. Now it's getting serious, guys, but I have a project that I do involved, and it's about boys' mental health. And then there are some entrepreneurs,

that is, workers, machine operators, who have led me into holding the show one day and the concert one day. And then I have such a bad time that I call up and say, can we do it together? Fuck, I'm in the gig that day, I'm in the gig the other day, can we do it together? And then, yes, yes, yes, but it's so nice that you came, but it's so damn nice that you came. And then I go, and then I get what I don't understand,

is that I've seen shows about mental health with a lot of people who hate to talk about feelings. Right in the foreplay. And then I will hold a concert afterwards. Oh, damn, that's the worst I've been through. Damn. But that, da da da. How was it? How was the room? Was it completely different? Yes, it was just looking down the floor and so on. And inside I managed to get some jokes, because I tried to be funny when I was presenting. It's not like it should be fake murder, but I talk about just making you laugh in between and so on.

But it's like, I'm just sitting there and crying. You see that I want everything. But I was't uncomfortable myself. I was like, damn, I'm fast. You noticed that I thought it was fucking to talk about. But when you see people getting smaller and smaller in size, I'm like, no, I can't. Imagine if there is one of those guys who tries to hold on, but he can't hold on. He sits in the middle and... When he stops, it the energy to hold on. He sits in the middle and... BAAA! When he closes his mouth before opening, it's impossible to hold on. So...

But that's something I have to promise you. So one of them starts to cry, another one starts to cry. Oh, damn. No, I can't promise that the mental health of the workers is allowed. That's just a joke. Damn. Yes, they need it more than anyone else, but it's clear that it's... It's like a wall. But I think this is a really... I'm going to do a co-meet-tour with Nilsi. You know Nilsi, right?

Absolutely. That's really exciting. How well do you know Nilsi? Yes, I've met him before. Nilsi was a guest here before, not many episodes ago. Yes, yes, yes. It was before that tour that he was... ...spoken. Was there something in him?

Absolutely. I have known Nilsi for many years. Absolutely. But I have a question. I have to be there, and I have to be part of the fun stuff. He and she Moroni, right? Cecilia Moroni. What do I do as a musician? I'm just a musician. It's like... I've thought about that a lot. You fit in well in that field, because you are going to be there as a musician, but at the same time you are not just going out and playing and never saying a word in between.

You are a very... In verbal? Yes, verbal and funny and lively type of interlude. That's true, that's true. So you fit very well. What do you do? I know that it's not so unusual anymore to warm up for musicians and bands and such. Dag Søra said to warm up a bit for Kvelertak and... I remember that before you became the biggest star in my opinion, I think you were, I think I told you that you should warm up with me. Did you remember that?

No. I didn't say that you should, but I asked if you could. But I think I asked about that. I have had some questions. I think that there are many comedians who do everything and who are very... I am quite brave in things, but I am quite selective in what jobs I do and if I think about what will happen. That's a very, very, very hard no. Yes, but it's not hard at all. It's the opposite. It's completely... It's back-and-backed, subdued with good arguments. Why? Because if I were to warm up for you...

Yes, what do you want to do now? Today I have a little more experience and knowledge of it, but the time you asked, since I don't remember it, it was probably a good while ago. Yes, I can imagine. And I have a style, and today it's maybe a little more... I can use a style that fits into different concepts and different settings, but that time it was one gear. There were many strange things. That was when you wanted to scare me, right? A lot of emotion. Yes, I still do that sometimes. It was a bit more refined and balanced today, but it was...

If I said no, it was probably because I have to know my... People will come to see you there. I will come, but they will drive there. Oh yes, but you never said no. What I saw was... Now you will hear a nice story. It's not that funny, but it's a story about love, it seems. So I went to Grønland, where there is a rehearsal. And there you were, and there were many... I went to see a friend, he was fine.

And then you came and you were so funny, and then I sent you a message saying that next time I have a concert you will warm up, and you were like, yes, I will warm up, but I never took it, so you were very positive. That can happen, I thought it was cool. It was a better outcome than we had thought it would be. Did you say outcome? Outcome? You didn't say outcome.

I didn't say outcome. But isn't that a humorous point? I said that, I'm sure. Did you hear that? I heard it, absolutely. Everyone heard it. Everyone outside of you heard it. It was better outcome than I thought you would end up with. The way you know the feeling?

No, because it ended up with him not warming up for you. Yes, but he didn't follow it up. Yes, I think you got a blank no. No, no, no. I just talked very briefly about it and then I was always taken aback. Yes, no. That time I was probably... I have done everything and I am glad I have done all of that, and I am glad that I have done it. But when I have grown older, I don't need to do everything. I have done it, I have learned from it, and it is great. But now it is like this, I feel that I have a style, and I am honest that I don't want to compromise. So I feel it a lot if I am in a company job or a setting where my genuine, pre-truc style doesn't fit,

I notice that too many rooms get uncomfortable, just on the floor. I've been on the floor for a week. Then I can notice that there are a lot of people in this room who are not used to, have challenging stand-up, they can become uncomfortable. You are in a way the humongous SMM. Humongous Eminem? What is the name of that sadomasochism? I thought you meant Eminem.

SM? SM, yes. I don't do that much, but... Is it that? It's like someone who does that. Yes, that's what I thought! SM MSN! What's that? Yes, yes, yes...

I'm happy I did it. Speaking of which, when is your tour? It starts at the end of October, without any plans. It's 8 weeks, but I'm going to all the small towns, if I'm allowed to use that expression. I'm really looking forward to it and very'm very excited about where this will be, because I'm going to be a comedian, no, I'm going to be a musician and there I'm going to be a comedian. But... You are a very good comedian. Cecil and Nilsi, very good comedians and lovely people, so I recommend you check that out if you have the chance.

Thank you, thank you. Now, in the extension of SM, yes, there is nothing to do with that, but it means hard work. Oh yes. And I thought about it yesterday, that it is a kind of effort, a myth, that if you are in prison, you have to be careful not to lose sleep. Yes, you have to die not if you lose your sleep. If you don't lose it... Is that what you're falling for? If you... You get round, no matter what.

If a big, damn, head-tight, and over-the-top guy wants someone in the shower, isn't it like, if you don't lose your sleep, you lose it? That's what I'm thinking. And how does it work? How do you think it works? When you let go of the piece, and when you bend it down, it just smashes right in. The first bend.

I thought something would come out and I just grab your hips. And then there's a lock. Yes, it's the lock. Then you have it. It's so violent for G that it looks like... A grip. They just wait for the lock. Because it's hard to...

You're soaked, so it's hard to get a roof on a free-going, upright... I think behind the corner there's a grip for the racket. The way they attack. Today there are some soap pieces, but it's not the soap that's the problem. If you go for soap dispenser, instead of pushing it, it sits there. Because it's the open bend we're going to lift. You have to keep it down on the floor. In that case, you will have the same effect. But don't you think this is for real?

I don't know why you talk so much about it. Why is it such a thing? Is it because it is labeled as one old and famous novel, and then it has spread as a truth? One country has been exposed to it. One and the other have they are responsible for everything. But I think my question is, I think that this has been, if you think of American prison, I think I read this place that this is a crime in American prison, but I think in Norwegian prison, I think that everything should be red, not down to the bottom of a fucking hole, but I didn't not against that.

I'm just thinking, how is Norwegian prison violent? Is there a possibility to do something violent there? No, it was probably easier in other countries, because I think that corruption is higher, so the prison guards have a kind of deal, right? He raises the curtain, he jumps into the prison guard's room, here it will be violent. At the first soap piece at least, I will come out and knock it in. And then the guards turn away a little and they just let it happen. It could be like the Norwegian prison, but I...

That can happen. Now I have a damn interesting question. Because the first thing that takes a look at... I'm not done with this topic. No, no, that's what I was going to ask about. If I don't... Okay. You've noticed that there is a lot of digression here, yes. But okay, first I have to have a look at this. Where does the skew, slash, heterofile, follow up on the spectra, if you try to take a look at the scar, do you have any attraction to it?

The opposite sex? Yes. I have tested it a bit, I have never been so insecure about it, I just have to get fucked. So I was not a receiver. And I thought it would be nice to fuck a man russer better than to be beaten. How did you say that? Better to beat a man than to be beaten. But I'm not something I'm very against, so I said no.

It's like my old... I've always... You know, when I was little, everything is politically correct now, 2024. No, not anymore. We're back, baby. But there has been a period when things you said when you were little in the school yard, maybe you couldn't have been able to live up to the day in the period we've been through. That sounds very correct, yes. So when I was little and you played football and you got a shot on a pass, you could be called... Homo?

Yes, absolutely correct. Cheif. And you could use the word devil in front of him. And the little bus man. And it was worse things as well. And what happens is that you really don't want to be what people call you when you're bad at playing football. Right? That's stupid.

I had a fear that if I thought they were right, I thought I was both bad at football and I am what they call me. And then I've gone a few rounds and thought a lot about whether I'm gay or not gay. Yes, that can be very annoying. Am I the worst at bad football or gay? I am the worst at football, or am I gay? What is the most like? And then I have ended up thinking that I am 42, I have not met a man where I have thought like, you want him.

But have you let it happen? Have you let the thoughts go deep enough into it? Yes, the thoughts. And go deep enough into you. Yes, and the thoughts? And the sexual, the male... Yes, I felt that the more I drink, the more I am on the hunt for women. And then, if it goes straight to hell, then it has to be the intro in that case. Because I don't go around thinking about men. No, that's a good point.

So I thought that if there is a weak moment, it has to be then. And there has never been anything that has been close to that time. So I still think that I am in that position, and I think that I am far away from being on that side, that I have a drive towards men. Yes, because my opinion on this is probably it's a bit in between the two. I think that a lot of men have it like that. I have tried it a bit, like my old pianist has always said,

Arne hates that cock in his mouth, but it's not for me. It's a quote from me, I have an open tour bus where we discuss a lot. People have tried it a bit. I am a bit in the middle. And that's why I have a question, after I have done this research. I would like to be a bit more gay. For my profession it would have been damn good to be a bit… A bit of a gay man? Yes, but a bit like the androgynous Mick Jagger, David Bowie, and the story about you and me being together.

You say that? Yes, yes. So, that's how I looked as a gay man. It's bad to be an androgynous. But unfortunately I'm not really into men. Unfortunately. It's like it is. It's what's so important.

You don't necessarily have to choose. You can't choose those things. And I, of course... But it's... Had I been that way, I would have embraced that life with both hands. I wouldn't have wanted to stop you. I don't think I would have wanted to stop you. As the bow stood ready. As the bow stood ready. And then my question comes. Do you think that if we had been put in a team now, in Oslo, in the prison, how long would you have walked before you in your back?

Because there is something interesting there, but when does it start to get interesting? Because I think that all experience, or logic to it is that it gets interesting. That's what it's often about, that you're not necessarily so violently attracted to the starting point, but 10 years in, it's this penetrating thing that we're so fond of. Yes! That we're so terribly fond of. So it's a long time ago. You just walk over to...

I think you just walk over to a bent soap piece and just press it in. And then you have the toilet in a lock, right? So you can just close your eyes. It's impossible to see that this is a female audience. And maybe even female audience is something. And it's probably been a long time, so it's not the longest seance in the world either. No, it's obvious that the kt has built itself. When you do that, you're not half-cold.

But I think if I had been in the shower and lost my soap, I would have said, If you think I'm going to pick up this soap now, then you are wrong. I know very well what you are thinking of young men. You will not get the joy of picking up the soap. Do you think if you throw the soap to lock someone, you throw a soap in the shower, and it will have the same effect? Yes, it will be good. Because then you have a soap there.

You have even less incentive to pick it up. The reflex is that you pick it up. But then you have to be like this. I remove the soap and wipe it. It's a bit like the dog. It's a bit like a ball. It's a violent occupation to wash with soap. I don't wash with soap.

I wash a lot with soap. I just take some intimate soap in my mouth. That's not your own theory, your own philosophy, not to wash with soap. Does your body feel better with it? Yes, I would completely deny that. First of all, it has no negative effect, and it doesn't wash off with soap. And the body is a living organism, so it is doing the gnawing and the gnawing and removing...

It is much more than what you see with your eyes now, which is in the skin. So it is gnawing and gnawing with soap, and it is killing and cleaning the skin chemically for things and things. I don't think there is anything special about it. I think that's a pretty good point. I don't wash it completely. The chemical and film that they take these homeless poor shits and just take them on some kind of skit and they wash them and shave them in India and such. There are some who have lived a whole life without washing themselves. And yes, many, it's not a bit of a habit, but not so unusual. So you have in a way, there was a story about one who had lived a whole life, maybe he was 60-70 years old and said said that he was going to take a shower. And he thought that it was okay to take a shower.

There it was. There it was. What? No, you will not laugh at that. That was not the way he said it. There it was. He is completely dependent on the ecosystem that has been put in his body. You mean that? Yes. But I also think that in relation to food and such, I am like...

Can you remember, it was an isolated case, that he died of something else? I hope not all the other dead people die if they take a shower. No, I would think that you do something with... Yes, I agree. But I just mean food and such, and I mean that people are not at all crazy. They shouldn't go over the data and so on. People get stomachache if they travel abroad. It's obvious, because they eat bacteria-free food, which is free from all kinds of bacillus.

If you make the stomach familiar with bacteria, the body can take it. It's life-threatening, and we're still doing it, that you should always be completely healthy and not get bacteria. It's our life's foundation that immune defense is resistant to bacteria, and then immune defense must be exposed to bacteria. That's what makes immune defense strong. Now I'm on the way to anti-aging. I'm a little stressed because I wash myself hard. You do?

Yes. I can… periodically, you can see here, I dry my hands. I wash my hands so hard and so often that I often get cuts in my hands. Oh my god. I wash my hands all the time. But you don't have to wash the other side, you have to have a flat surface between your fingers. Yes, like this. I stand like this for a long time, a lot of time.

Let me quote Sigvard Axeland. What are you afraid of? I don't know. I just have the courage to take on things, and then take on food, and then I get it in me. Of course, there is not something you want. You don't want to have your body. There is a lot of air in the body, so you can't completely guard it against it. But washing your hands is not that bad. But if you have to wash your whole body, but the palm is through evolution, not so much as to get stuck, and you can wash them. You don't have to wash the other side of the hands. Why would you do that?

Is that for real? You don't have to wash the other side of the hands? I can pull a bit too fast over. Since I'm the fifth to wash. I don't wash the other side as much as you do. Do you wash your face with? No, but I am quite on Henrik's side, it's not to sound like a pig, but I wash my face when I'm in the toilet and such, but besides that, I have to do quite a lot, maybe I can cook for others, but I go straight to dinner and just'm there. As long as I wash up in those tricky situations,

my body can take that I bring some stuff with me. Sitting on Java, on Santa's Island, I bring some bass rugs that Thomas Gjertsen has brought from Vallalukka. You can take those bass rugs to Gjertsen? and the So I wash before I wash... At least after I wash. And I often pee. So it's like that, then you take it. But the question is, is it a practice? Because I sweat so much, I sweat so damn much, I sweat very... I don't know if it's enough, but I sweat so damn much.

Do you have any doubts? You don't sweat so damn much. I understand that it sounds disgusting, but I sweat a lot. I'm not sweating. Not in a dangerous way. If you are extreme, you would think that it's disgusting, but it's not. It comes from your own body. How can it be disgusting for you? But you don't like others who sweat, right? I don't have much against it. I don't have much against that. I don't have much against that.

I think that... I wash after training, after the toilet visit, before I cook. I think that's okay. And if I'm at a restaurant and I'm going to start eating with my hands, I go in and wash my hands. So I wash my hands. And after a round, round and finger ring, I always go in and wash my hands between the foreplay and... Hey, that's a bit of a lurch!

Then it starts to get extreme. Thanks for the finger ring, that was nice. I just wash my hands before we continue. Yes, but Harald can't help it. That someone is going to wash after you, that's a weird thing. I have a friend who does it. I have been there. A girl can wash after you. I feel that's more extensive than I think. But maybe she has something to do with it. If you listen well and hear crying, it's fantastic. I'm getting up, talking about body bags, maybe some of my research history says that, but this is on Facebook. I started to get up in Reels, she owns a very popular porn star.

Jenna? No, she is just… Now everyone is talking about Jenna? No, she is... Everyone is talking about Jenna Jameson, it's such an old reference. No, no, no, it's her. Carmen Electra. No, she is the hit now. Carmen Electra, that was good stuff.

Oh, damn, I forgot. That was good. She was new in the show. I remember there was so much to do around a pirate thing, porn and film. Is that true? There was a lot of rolling on the ship, very bad scenes and acting of course. There was a lot of equipment around, I remember. I think I remember when you said that.

I can't understand who has been watching this, this is a very popular observation, who has been watching the one between the two. It's a bit strange. Is that something interesting at all? It's very strange. Then I think of a track to the one between the two, and then you watch a good movie afterwards. But what was the thing here, I don't understand, now we are googling most famous porn stars, but what was the thing that I saw in between?

Did you hear that The Cock Destroyer is dead? Who is that? It was a transition. Rocko Svifredi? It was very famous. The Cock Destroyer is dead. But who is it? A photo-series. A man or a woman?

A woman. Oh yes, so the woman was a cocked instructor? Of course, of course. Lana Rhodes or something like that. Do you know her now? No, not her. Do you have her picture? Yes, but the picture wasn't very legit.

It didn't look very legit. I'm just going to search for Lana Rhodes. Okay, it was so little legit that you had to find another picture to show me. No, but it stopped the video. It didn't look very legit. I'm just going to search for Lana Rowe. Okay, it was so little legit that you had to find another picture to show me. No, but she stopped the video. Oh, yes. Look at this. Have you seen her?

Let's see. But she had started to come up on Facebook and I was thinking, how the hell is this happening? At least she's insanely cool. Yes, but I think she has given up now. And that was actually the thing. I saw a video, she was gassing because of body washers. And I was thinking, what kind of job have you chosen? It's very strange. Body washers? Yes, she said she didn't like body washers. And then the Polar Star. Very strange things.

But have you seen Inside the Porn Industry? It's so mechanical. Have you seen it? No. And they have to be in a bad position. They have to be a certain angle, so that you can see the cock go in. Massive setup. But don't all the pro-no-series just go to OnlyFans? Yes, I think so. And then it becomes Steinrich? Yes. It's almost like it's done by itself? It's a kind of revolution for...

We are actually going to move towards the end here. I just have to remember it. While you were looking for the French, I was thinking which man you think was the most popular on OnlyFans? Which man? Not man. In the whole world? The whole world? No, I say Paul Logan. Okay.

Oh, I thought it was something like this. I say Elon Musk. He was an OnlyFans? I don't know, I was just kidding. But no, I have such a bad... I don't think you can do it. But he is in the same industry as you. Musician? Beiber? I think he has a featuring song with him. It's Taiga. T-U-G-A. Because he has a huge penis. Huge! So he is married to a guy? So I just have to get some only fans?

What I heard, I heard on the blog, they were looking for who... because the ladies are all rich. But who are the men who have the highest number of OnlyFans? And that was Taiga. But is it men or women who dig a big, big hole? I don't know. Maybe both. My experience, both. Yes, both. But I think if you have a crazy oversized dick, it's not so vulnerable to show it either. It's more like an attraction. It's easy to say. I think he takes money and smashes it in.

He makes a lot of smashes. He makes a baguette. With butter and then it's skinned. I think he just massages it with oil and cream and makes it shine. That's the thing. He's a little sleepy in front of him. But I didn't expect him to have a big penis, because he is a bit small. But maybe that's a thing, that you have it opposite of your body shape.

The third leg, you know. It's actually on the same level with his legs. The third kingdom. I will... Now it's Friday, September 6th, that person. That means that today I'm in Ålesund. And it's so good as a sold out. It's damn close to sold out. But you know... We have a reputation. I know a guy who knows that. It's going well. Fuck, get something in there. But you know that it's very strange, because you have these simple single places, that lure you into the hall map. Why don't you make a reservation during the ticket purchase, that you can move a little to the left or a little to the right, and then you get an AI that just overrockets the map and frees the whole line, or the whole...

Yes, that's smart. Yes, very smart. Now it's good. Ticketmaster, here it's just to... But you have to... I talked to a friend of mine, who is the producer of the show, as he said. He said that he thought a lot about it, and there are some things with different things, so it's not so easy. I refuse to find myself in the fact that it can't be solved. In a way.

But don't you have the... I feel that people in the music industry, and you don't have this, but I feel that in the music industry, they do it like... without mentioning the name, but say that the Tiger is going to play in the OUTSIDE SPECTRUM, and then he has sold 7000 tickets, so I just say, it's 2000 again, but it will look like a rock. Ex-souled! He doesn't do that in... Is it allowed? I think people do that all the time. You can put it up if you put up chairs and stuff yourself, but if it's a theater, so it's locked chairs and tables and stuff. And I don't think you can do that.

Are you going to the Lövenboll? Lövenboll? Yes, I have to. A damn cool place. A very, very cool place. So it will be a beautiful evening. There are still some places that are not single seats. But there are not many left.

There are some left in in Aalesund, and then there is Kristiansund, which is a bit like the one we talked about, where you can put in several chairs, but it will be very good in Kristiansund as well. There are many tickets left, but still possible, because it is a bit like Rockefeller's mood. You can absolutely put in several chairs.

Kristiansund, one of Norway's best cultural cities. There it is. What a shit place. A fucking shit place. Ålesund is one of the two places in Norway where it's the most beautiful woman. Isn't that where Elg comes from? And the most beautiful woman? Yes.

Oh yes? No, no, no, no, no but I think it's completely true that I have developed a theory, and this is not based on an empathy, but there are two places in Norway where it's the most beautiful ladies. I think it's about both seas, which have been Spanish or something, but Ålesund, very beautiful girls, Stord on the other side of the road, and a very beautiful girl. There is something about the city of Kyst, I actually have, not much education, but I have some subjects from the blind, in social anthropology,

and astronomy, and social anthropology, where I had gotten quite a bit into Norwegian city of Kyuses, and how that affects the culture. Because there is a lot of shipping, a lot of foreigners, less racism in city-buses than in the countryside. Really? So that's smart and open, or does it make sense? Very common in small places to shower and not lock doors. A completely different culture.

It's an open society with less prejudices. And of course, there is a kind person who comes from the right and left. We agree. Unfortunately, there is slavery and compulsion when they are shipped in there. So it comes with a prize, these lovely ladies They are forced to do it when they are shipped in there, of course. So it comes with a prize, these lovely ladies in the city. It's crazy. You just... I come with such easy lady stuff, and then you come with such a slap in the face with social anthropology.

Fuck, I'm not a guy. I'm a guy. This is how I remember it, at least. I didn't get more than a C there. That felt very... It sounded B+. It was maybe B+. I got a C for astronomy. So Ålesund is today, if it's the Polish team, and Særik Kristiansund on Saturday. Absolutely. And then you're going on tour with Nils and Cecil and... I don't know where I am yet. I don't have an overview. It's going so fast.

When we play, now it's called Prøysenhuset. But when this is going to be released... Tomorrow. ... we will probably be out on tour. So just check the tour list, I think. No, it will be released tomorrow. Oh, is it tomorrow you're going to Olsen? Yes.

Oh, yes? That's why I say it! September 6th! Then it's a good time to buy the tickets, just come to the show with Cecil and Nilsi. Jim, it's so nice that you took the trip inside again. Yes, so nice that I could be here. You have to do it often. I have to say it was a nice experience. I agree. I mean it in a real way.

It's nice. Jim has gotten this Now it's almost 12. So it's a lot more time than I have. So now I don't have time to do things. But training is not time for a hospital. Hey! That was the last word. Thanks for listening to this old shit that's sitting right next to us in Norway. Bye!