Fladseth - #210 - Javad El Bakali

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

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It's no joke to wait any longer than this. You get an easy start here in Javad. Yes. I... It's like this. There are less preparations than ever. You have to be ready. Okay, yes. When I'm on tour, nothing is planned. It's always shit. It's always very little. It's become less and less. And I'm kind of hunting it too. I think also hunting a bit, I think it's fun. I see that you who had fun here, you said to me before I came here, you're coming to Tannhölm, you're just going to hang around and take a break. This is the only re-enable podcast that hasn't been filmed.

Yes. I couldn't believe it, it's the last re-enable. And it's a conscious choice you've made, or not? For fuck's sake, you had that in the prep room, as taken that you don't want the camera. Damn, conscious choice. You have that in your I agree that the theme is best vocal, I would say. So I think it's okay to... Wait, let me see the list of guests. I don't think it's... I can't remember the last one. It was a thorn. A real person.

So it had been made... Let me see... Okay, Nora is a beautiful woman, I was the last one. Yes, yes. She wouldn't have gotten away with it, of course. Isak Nord! Isak Nord, yes, many will. He is a handsome guy. Yes, but he is ugly too.

He is ugly-handsome, I would say. But he is handsome too, I would say. I agree. So he should get that. Not that I'm doing anything wrong, but Isak was sick before. He was? Yes. Yes, right. So he's been through a lot?

He has, Jørn said it, he was a guest and he said that he was… You said nothing wrong about that. No, because you're sick too. I'm working on the case, I'm working. Yes, I'm actually going around the category as a sick person. You're actually going around? Yes, I am at work I'm actually going under the category of sick You're actually in a sub-category He knew how much I trained that day, and he said

To train so much, you're sicker than anyone It's a big deal, right? Yes, it's all possible What Jørnys said, because Jørnys is an old friend of Jørnys And he was sick. And he thought that since he was sick, he was also good at singing. So he had Isak to sing on some kind of chorus. And then Isak called him Bone Crusher. And that was something.

Was he good at singing or was it just you? No, he was really bad. I've heard that people can hear how big someone is in the voice. I hear that it's a fat person who's in charge of singing. I'm partly agree with that. It's rare that I've heard someone say something like that. And think like, I think I am a fat person, and the person has been sick. It has never happened. I don't know. I find it very difficult to measure. I think you have to have something.

You get very... I haven't heard it after. Active. So I don't know. I have started with that now. I have started to hear like,. I'm a fainting person. What about... What about the one who has a high fever? What about the one who has a high fever? Do you know who Ashlak Maustad is? He hears from thin. He hears from thin?

Steinar too. He hears from thin. He hears from very thin. I want to say, haven't you heard if he was fainting, and he's really thin. I just want to say, I wouldn't have heard that if he was wrong. Steinar is really heard. Steinar Hallert and Arslag Bersta are just as thin as they are. Really thin, while Erlen is heard. In the thinnest way. And Erlen is heard as usual.

Erlen Mørk is thin is pretty thin, but not that thin. He is not a skinny thin, as I mean. He has a child body, in many ways. He has a body of a really strong 9th class. And that's good. I'm very happy with the way we're doing this. I'll just go through who... Daniel Kvamme, but I've seen a lot of... He's handsome. Henrik Schottvedt. No, Gustav Nilsen. No, Frits Ånes. Janne... Felles, André Nye.

No, no. No one here I want to... Oh, they're supposed to be filmed. No one here who has to be on camera. I can agree with that. Javad El Bakali. Known from the foreign memes account on Instagram. That's right. A very funny post you've made there. More TikTok now than Instagram. Really?

A few more days, but TikTok is a dead end. Dead end? Yes, dead end. Which has been for the fourth year now. Yes, but it will soon be banned. Even Facebook's honor is about to be over. Facebook feels like it's over. I have to admit, I had to create a new user today. On Facebook? Yes, because I'm going to, and I told you that now. I'm stressed, that's why I can't prepare myself.

That's what I was going to continue on. I'm going on a blue tour. Yes. Which is a very exhausting and damn complicated thing. But I don't hear people say that so often anymore. But it's so clear what it is. I find it so new for you. You're going to hang out with a lot of people and drink a booze, and then you're going home.

Old friends. It's a tradition. it's the second year. Last time I didn't get to be part of it, luckily, because one of the guys was in charge. And it ended up in Transylvania or something, in the most bear-like area in the world. And they are out in the woods. And he had bombs on the airline and the terrain it rained and stuff, so they were in a daze. And the bears heard the sound of the bombs, looked into their eyes and their mouths. And they were like, I'm not going near them, because they're going to eat the bears.

Where are you going now? Yes, the bears, you know what they do when they hide? They tear the bombs, they torture them. I only think of the scene from the movie where Di Caprio won the Oscar for when a bear takes him. The You're going to be so fucking scared of that, and snowscared. Shouldn't you be close to that? Snowscared is 100% not cool, because I have extreme claustrophobia, and the thought of being caught, and then you have to spit, and you look at the spit. What the fuck, what are they going to help me with? Oh, okay, up there, I'm going to get a bump, it's cold, You're still minimally in a good mood. And you don't have oxygen either, you're just snows of shit, it's cold, broken road. You still have a minimal sense of good.

You don't have oxygen either. You're just a piece of shit. I don't know if I can talk much about it, but I thought you're totally packed. And yes, say you're spitting, and then you see that it's not half a heart, it's not that far up. Say there are 50-50 chances. You're supposed to just spit out to see what's up and what's down. Do you mean that you can spit out and see how far you have gone up? I see that if you spit and then you see that it's going up, that if you are close to the top, you can see some indications.

On the spit? Yes, you are not fucking me. Because it goes down anyway. Spit? How does it work? I don't know. If you spit hard... I have always heard that if you end up under a... I always say spit. Because then you know what is going on. Most likely you will not get any indication of how deep or low you are.

You just come to... It's a hopeless situation. And if you have claustrophobia... I don't know what kind of claustrophobia you have, but I have claustrophobia myself. I smile a little, I look down on them, or maybe on you, who are just in a room that is a bit cramped.

And now your claustrophobia hits. You have to be serious. No, not in a room. I'm ready to be buried alive. I'm there. If I can't stand with my arms out, then it's bad. But in a hybel, I'm sitting in a sihohybel and I'm not in a siu-hyber, I'm just sitting there like this. I'm not there. You have to be really close. I think the next one has to be completely... If it gets quite tight, you can't walk around a bit. If you had walked a bit in a circle...

I think the closest place I've been PSG, and I have been there once. I have only been there once, but on the way out there was pyro, and I couldn't see shit, and there were people everywhere. Then I realized that't have it good. And that's just because you stand like this, right? So if people around you decide where you should go, you can't go anywhere, then I feel like this is going to be a bit of a fact. Do you remember when it kicked in? It kicked in when I struggled to see the others I was with. No, but like a trauma?

Oh yes. Because you were a child. I I have a clear indication of that. It was a And then, I see... And when it's open, it's open. Yes, and when it stops at the floor you created, you just have to push it into the door. And there were lasers to prevent it from hitting the wall. And then I got a kick scooter in there, and I was standing there, I was shaking my head, because I could just hold it there, and then another guy comes.

But I didn't expect that. So I sat down on the hook, and and waited for half an hour or three quarters. And then I realized that no one would find me here. Everything is over. I think that's where it comes from. I think I was five or six years old. Five years I think. Do you remember that you had to be very careful with something like that?

Don't touch the sensor. What do you say? No, I don't remember. In general? No very careful with that. Don't touch the sensor. What do you say? No, I don't remember. Generally? No, don't feel it. No, it was a thing when you were younger. Just don't come...if you were standing in a high position, don't come very close to the door. Because there is a sensor. Don't come near the sensor.

If you do that, you'll hold the damn sensor. Hold the sensor? Don't you remember? No, I just remember that I... You didn't take a high position after the sat-down? No, I didn't take a high after the last one? No, I didn't take a high without a cut. I think I didn't take a six or seven when I started taking a high. Did you sweat a bit in the high up here? Last time I was in a high, but it went well. I remember I was going to hide in a trash can, and I managed to... I had a message from... Sorry for the delay.

But what is it? I can talk about it. Say everything you know. It's an operation, cobalt or something. It's an organization. It's one... I think it's going to be a good error. You'll see. I've got a movie like this. There's a lot of stuff.

There's one guy who is the tour guide here. He's been working here. I think he's bought one of the services through some people who work here. It's an escape room tour. You know? We're supposed to be agents and stuff. But do we know which city or country it is? I don't know. I'm supposed up with Gardemond Halseks. We've got a package list. In a ring stamp conflict. King's seal.

Insignia. That fucking nerd. And the letter is burned to the side. How old are you, man? 35. I'm excited. Why are you so man? I'm 35, but I'm happy. I'm excited. What are you saying? This is a... This is people who have paid for... They are on Tivoli. They work on Tivoli.

They are here for us, and they are making an adventure for us 35 year old boys. I have to see that you are sitting at home and just screaming and just saying these false words This letter was translated into Norwegian, and I haven't been on Facebook, so I haven't got all the information So this was the first thing I got, and I kept on pulling myself, because in the transition, what we are going to hunt for, is what we call... now you are going to laugh your ass off. If you promise me one thing, it is... It is a cobalt ghost. I'm just kidding. And it is...

Oh, what the fuck? Are you going to catch a ghost? It's so advanced, it goes over my head, it's some kind of cobalt... What is cobalt? Cobalt is a substance, and this is some kind of device that can infiltrate digital units in a way So this is a spy game on the real thing. So we will find this so called cobalt phantom, the last time I said it. But it doesn't kill the whole experience. You have a lot of people who listen to cobalt phantom. What is that?

I will read it. For me and everyone who is listening. I have to go to Facebook and update the new profile, because I'm going to be on... We'll get more information here. Operation Cobalt. The Blue Blood Protocol. Hahaha. Fuck, this is not okay. We're going to meet at the counter.

And then there's the guy here. Ehm... And then we'll see. Ehm... Everything... Yes. This is the first... With a movie and stuff like that. Here.

This is the first one we got. What the hell? The analysis suggests that we are facing our most formidable enemy to date, the Russian cobalt phantom. Cobalt phantom? It's like a James Bond debrief. Okay, so we're going to go through... It's in the letter I got. Operation Cobalt. We're going through historical cities, we're going underwater, and we're going up high. How expensive is this? My friend asked if I weighed over 110 kilos, and I said no, I don't think so.

I don't think so. I've weighed 107 kg in the day. I can die over 110 kg. Why? I can die over 110 kg. Is it a hangover or something? It's a hangover! I don't know.

There are a lot of things. And look. Incoming message. Operation Cobalt Blue Blood Prostate. Sleeping operatives awake. I already said that. There are a lot of things. And we are going to... What does the Cobalt Monster do? That's what it is. But it sounds like Cobalt Fatum.

It's a bit of a shame. I agree. But if you have the song, how expensive is it? I haven't paid more than... I have paid 10 000 SEK Okay And I think that's a bit too little It's cheap But it's only for... It sounds like you are creating something...

It's just for the flight tickets Just for the flight, yes. Then you will probably get a flight If it's like, sorry guys, but it costs 40 000 SEK, then I expect it to be a real James Bond, you know? And I would never pay that much for it either, I feel like you would have done it Yes, because I am with old good friends, and we are all happy, none of us are super nerds, a paraso nerd But it's not a totally like a glasses nerds. They are a bit elegant in it. Some are like... They have played a lot of computer games.

But everyone likes a good... We can play games and do some of those things. And with games you mean Katan or Call of Duty? Katan. We can play like Mars. You have to find resources on March, which is 7 hours. That's nerdy, bro. So we can like that. I have been two times Amsterdam on Escape Room. I told you about that in the podcast now. And it was crazy.

I can't stand smoking weed. You get scared. Hell, I don't go in and then I'm gonna... You're gonna get caught. Fuck you. When I came in here, I was like, I'm gonna be on a tour to Copenhagen. You're gonna get me out and play spy. When there are three active ongoing wars, you're gonna get me out. I know, I know. I've never thought about that. We have to... Fuck, we have to go under the radar. What are you doing?

The first thing I thought was that if you are up north, and something happens, and you come with a... I can say that I don't know if we are going to the north. We are going to the warmer part. Okay, but then... Question how? Italy or something. Then it's safe. Maybe we have a difference or something. That's nice. But I wonder, it sounded like... I don't wonder, it sounded so hard to be honest. I don't know. But our packing list is that we should have a duffel bag that goes in...

In the bag? Yes, in the bag. No. That's what's kind of diffuse. We should be... We should go in the crowd're going to go to the city and solve mysteries. Yes, that's at least safe. And we're going to the beach, we're going to have fun too. But you're going to be a little bit of a dickhead, you're a little bit of a dickhead. Yes, yes. But we also have to bring a dress jacket, a nice dress jacket and two shirts for nicer dinners. That means we have to go from touring clothes and stuff to some clothes, some shit.

But I would like to see more. Infiltration gear? I don't know. You have to have a tactical turtleneck. These guys, some of them are experienced touring people they are good, they have... they can do this stuff. So now I saw on Facebook, and saw the chat now, and they are making... or at least talking about almost agent-personalities here. They have a well-informed style here. Agent-swerve-fish and... are we there or? I think so, you just need a little bit...

You need more? You need more gadgets, according to the package list. Okay, so the point is that I lost my pocketbook. You lost it today? I lost my pocketbook today. How? Or do you know where? Was there another way? I woke up, I was at the store and bought some stuff yesterday.

And then I didn't use it... Were you at the spy shop? I was at the Storo center and bought some stuff yesterday, and then I didn't use it. Were you at the spy shop? Yes, I was at the spy shop. Are you ready for a blue tour? No, I actually bought some blue tour stuff. Yes. A little different stuff there. And then I was picked up by Jørnis.

It's fun when you are on the radio early in the morning, or just anything. Yes. And then you are picked up by Jørnis. I'm never worried about that. No, I have also experienced that I have had a conversation with Jørnis, and then just... He has the ability to just... One thing, not meet up, but also don't get to know each other afterwards. But he has a lot of stuff to do, you can trust him. But he has actually picked me up before and it's all good, he's arrived on time and all. It's very good. So I can either miss him on the way there, or I know that my son has put it in a kind of wet bath. Do you have a son? Yes. Do you have a child?

Yes. What the hell is that? He is 18 years old, but he is a little special of needs, so he still has a baby. A baby? He has a chain on his feet? No, he is 2 years old. Congratulations on being 2 years old. I think you have been good at holding under wraps.

If I had ever had children, I would have just not talked about it. It's clear that you haven't seen my stand-up show, Lavekultur. No, I said it last time I saw that I'm keen to see it, but you don't have a show in Oslo. Yes, Latter, October 17th, 24th. It's now. It's three days, the last time I get to see you in Oslo. October 10th, 17th, 24th. I haven't said that either. That's what I was actually going to talk about.

The 10th is next week. Yes, and then it's the 17th, October 24th. Yes, then I'll probably be there on October 17th. Tell me if you want to have a guest list. I'd love to. There he gives my little boy a ride. A ride, yes. As much as I can. Yes.

Because why not? Because in our family we know that jokes are jokes. And real life is real life. And he doesn't understand anything either. When he gets older he can be like, No, that's wrong. And then he can get chronic anxiety. It's like he gets so lost that he can be like, no, that's wrong. And then he can get chronic anxiety.

He gets so lost that he sees the jokes and just... Is this all right? And he talks like that, and you're a child, you were one year old! Or I'm talking about before he was born. You were nothing, like... I hope your son gets so fat that he can look back on it and praise that grip. So you hope for a son who's easy on his dad? That's awesome!

It's not a joke, I can tell you. I tell Kastrunen under the bus to say, Oh fuck off, you little shit! Thank me later! When you get to go to college! At one of the finest colleges in... Here in the countryside? Here in the countryside or over the dam.

Over the dam, if you're going to turn? Here in the countryside or over in the dam? Over in the dam, if you don't want to miss it. Javad, Haugen Stua. Yes. How old are you? Yes. About? Exactly.

If you had brought in one guy who would take you, or actually both, One you want to see coming in the door, now, and he comes to, if you see him coming in the door now, and he comes to, if not kill, at least attack, what do you do? If he comes in the door now? He rips the door open and marches towards you. Is he heavy or what? He is medium size, you don't know,

he is not a monster that you can just put down and die. I had a grip, I might have thrown a beer glass on him. That's probably the first thing I would have done. I like to pick things up. You are right-handed? Yes, I am. Good, because you are sitting perfectly. I am sitting perfectly, so I can grab the glass and pick it up. And then he probably hasn't used the chair to the left, to keep him a bit away, and I probably tried to call 112.

No, that's not enough, I forgot. You have a little mic on your side, can you take it? It looks like... Let me see if I can weigh it. It wasn't that heavy when I slept, but if I put myself above him, it's above and beyond him. Because then I can just stand there and hammer this on him. But I think he probably had a lot of money to beat me. Yes, and it's interesting to hear how you were so excited about the game. I thought that if you take a MacBook Air and and you get a comment on that, that you can slice some strips?

Yes, I can... MacBook Air, I don't think... It's a bit of a stick, at least it was. It's a bit thicker on the edges, but it was pretty... It was pretty thin to go for. But I have a thing with that I don't dare to destroy expensive things. I think I'll just keep it to myself. When they live like that in the game, it's like... When life is like that at the game, it's like... Maybe you just have to give it up. Ehm... You are...

from a foreign origin. That's right. One or two parents who come from both. Both come from Morocco. Morocco, yes. Fuck. Tell me a little bit about Morocco. I know a little bit, but it's fucking not much. I was there every year Morocco? Yes, damn. Tell me a little bit about Morocco. I know a little, but it's damn not much. I was there every single year from when I was a child until I was 18 or something, and I haven't been there since.

Because before I was just a compulsion, like, you live with us, then you have to stay with us, but once I was able to move out, it was unimportant for me to go to work every day, to use all my holiday money to go there. You didn't listen to them? No, I had... No family there? Yes, I still have. But Møttern's side of the family came in 1984. Yes.

So I saw them all here. I see a lot of them, but my family is spread all over Europe. But I think it was fun to go on your trip as a child. But I'm a bit tired now, and I think that... I don't know. I just... Last week I was in a bit of a hurry to go, when I've been there every single year. But you know a lot of Marocans. Yes, I do.

Marocans. Marocanre. Marocanre. Marocanre? Yes, yes. It's like interviews, because I feel like I'm on Wolfgang B. Yes, it was a good transition. I feel like I'm sometimes getting into it. I'm scared, I can feel it. I can feel that it in some settings, if I was to be on the spot. So you mean how a Moroccan is? Yes, what's the thing in relation to that? You have foreign memes that take up so much of the Norwegian stereotypes, especially among the Norwegians. Yes, yes. She doesn't take that.

50 year old ladies who show their website, Kles, and stuff like that. Bente's glam stash. If you are going to take some stereotypes, or explain a little about the Moroccan people as a type. You have said that... If it goes up? Yes, if the brother part is... I would say that I am divided on the male side, so I am half the fucking good in football,

and half the good in the field. I think it's so much of a thing to divide it. Because all of me, who grew up with it, have either become criminal or athletic. There is no middle ground. It doesn't sound very special, the Moroccan boy. It's absolutely all about that. It's absolutely all about those countries.

Shit hole Congress. It's all about shit hole Congress. I'll take that one on my cup, you don't have to say it. All shit hole buddies. I'll take my hat off, because you said it. All shit hole buddies. I feel that it's about you, who came from Håsa. And you are from? It's a bit like you went into action and got a bit scared, or you went the other way and were in the criminal soup. Yes, or in a way... criminal soup. I am from Norrsta, so I know that the environment is very homogenous there,

but it doesn't stop people from... Where in Norrsta are you from? I am from the Bekkelaget, feel that those who ended up doing it really well, the highest you got now was the owner of the property. Then you sold the house and wrote about it on Facebook. Now you're talking about people you know from the Hauge and stuff. I'm actually talking about Moroccans. But it's been so long that you don't know. You don't know!

Honestly, I don't know. As a child I experienced... This was the last one. Honestly, I don't have a clue what typical Moroccan? I don't know. I really have... Sorry, I'm a bad podcast guest. That was a very good answer, because I got it right away. You were very angry when you started talking about hair cells and football. You don't know anyone outside of the country. You have zero contact with your brother. I only hang out with people on New York. We are both stand-up comedians now. You are quite fresh in stand-up. Oh yes, very extreme. But you do very well. Jørn says that you have gotten a standing ovation once.

A standing ovation? Yes. You have to... You have to go to court about it. Yes, I have to go to court about it. Yes, because I talk about standing ovation, you understand? Yes, actually – You're going to the news? – Yes, I'm going to the news – We're talking about the standing applause, you know? – Yes, damn – Because no one else is like, I see others standing applause, I see Arik Halve premiering his show – Standing applause – Are you serious? – I'm like, I've never stood... and I do good shows

– Yes, yes – I've seen you standing, I'm totally sure you're good – But I don't do that, I think it's a bit embarrassing as well, so I always go out and I don't talk about coming back in. So I'm just like... – You're not a good anchor here. One more joke. One more joke. You've seen me stand up, you know I'm not well trained to have the style I have. So when I'm type of stand-up. I love how you just... I feel like... I believe in you. But I feel like very often when people go on stage and are... Even if they are angry or something,

especially when people are like, now I'm going on stage and I'm angry, I don't often believe in you. I just think that they... I feel like it's not always you... I'm not going to say it's always you that's angry. But I feel like if you I feel like it's not always you... I'm not saying it's always you who is angry, but I feel like if you are angry on stage, I think you are really complaining about it. Yes, it's coming to me, but I don't think I would want to go there if it didn't come from a natural place.

And I'm not saying I have so much acting education, I've been doing theatre and acting for a good number of years. So I picked up some of those things, and that is the first thing. You have played a bit as well. So the first thing is not to push forward. You can't pretend to be something, you have to be something. So if you can't cry, you can't fake crying, you have to cry in your own way. You have to let it come a bit. So that aggression is in me, so I can easily get it out.

And often I get surrounded by trivial things, very important things. Like Lønneberg has logical shortcomings. But I think it's extra fun to get really pissed off about it. It has to come from somewhere. That's why it may seem a bit organic, but that's just because many bits are in there, as you know. You know when things are coming, but it just naturally comes in. Yes, yes. I started to stand in February, so I was like, now I'm just going to start with it. I had thought about it for a while before, but I had seen so many bad stand-ups, so I was like, I don't want to end up like that.

And now I'm not saying that he or she sucks, it's not that. I've just seen a lot of bad people. It's so easy to end up there. I don't know if I'm there now, but as you said, I've got a standing ovation. I like to think that it's going a little bit better. You are very good. You have a lot of observation in you. Now I'm being told that I'm very good, I'm very good, and I'm like, I came here to ask for an interview. No, you are very good. You can look at the top leagues and the Oboe leagues. You don't want to play football because you just don't want to be like that.

The level is so big, there is such a big gap between La Liga, Bremelig and Tippeliga. He can't think like that. But I think... Most people start by seeing people they don't think are so good, and say that I can do it. Yes, and then you have to get there, and then where does the road go? But was it like that? There was one stand-up comedian who said, I'm not going to name a name, but who said, because you have that one, I saw one on Prøverøre, and then I thought, this I can do this better. The VED I think stand-up is really fun, but I feel like I can't get to that level,

that I don't start to have a lump in my... already when I get up in the morning... It takes some years... Yes, it does, because I don't... I understand... Oh, it's now? Now I don't have anything this week, I have something in a week. But in the morning, at 8.30, while I'm having a cup of coffee and going to work, I'm like... I'm going to stand like... at 9.30. And the second I get up, it suddenly goes really well. But all those hours before, I can't stand it.

This is so damn annoying. In a way, it's nice to hear you say that. And I have been doing this for 15 years. I can so fucking well remember those years. I felt exactly the same. I remember it. If it was in Oslo or in Bergen, I would do a stand-up there. Just a regular spot in Bergen. I remember just being... Damn, I was nervous.

Not a day around just how this this going to go, this material It was so, it's so unproved, it's so unproved, you have got so little confirmation that what you do works And it's damn annoying to stand up there So the only thing that helps is that we do it year after year after year, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot And in the end it disappears. I already knew that on Sunday I was on hangover, and I came in after the show started, and I didn't like that. I like to come in from the start. I came in after the show started, Mansoen is on stage and everyone is laughing, and then I start to see that I don, I don't think they will laugh at this, because there are a few dudes...

– There are a few like... – Yes, and I sit like... And I'm like done, and then I get on, and when I get on, I have a heavy back, look around, and then I say something, and then people laugh, and then I'm like, ok, now I just have to keep going. And then I get on, and I take laugh, and then I'm like, okay, now I just have to keep going. Then I come and take five beers, because I'm just so... Do you drink anything before? You take a little before, you know? Yes, I do that. I do it mostly all the time.

Two or three is nice. I often think three is good. Beer, beer, I drink wine. I've seen you drink wine on stage. I have a beer of a small cup. I always come up with a bottle of wine in one hand and a glass in the other. Yes, and you fill it up. It's like the pay-off. You go through many years, and it goes gradually over. It's not like you disappear overnight. But it's it's the payoff to stand in.

That's it, because the stand-up dance is long, and when you manage to get rid of that anxiety, it becomes much more comfortable to do it. It's something you enjoy doing, and you enjoy your job. And you get more free time as well. I think just standing Yes, you have... And it takes... For some it goes faster, but I think it can be said that you stand up to him in 10 years. Yes, I think so.

Because I often see, if I hang out with someone who is standing, then let's say he got Alan. Alan... He has been in the podcast for a while now. Yes, yes. I can just stand with him and say, Oh, damn, I have to go, I was asked if I could stand there now. And then he says, Are you going to stand now? And I'm just like, now?

And then he's like, Yes, see you. And then he just goes, Should he just take a trip and then he just stand somewhere? And I'm just like, I have to say yes at least a few days before, or a day before it goes. But if I am like now, if I am asked now, can you just stand still now? I am like no, I have something to do. I also usually say no on short sentences, it's not because I didn't do it on purpose, but it's like... I don't know, I also feel that it's not, that's not because I could not do it, but it's like...

I don't know, I also feel that it's not worth to just say the same thing. I'm not there for the applause, I'm there for self-realization and renewing myself. I don't know, I think it's not wrong to be there for the applause, I understand that you need that other service. But there are some who stand there and every time they are on stage, and it gets louder, I see them, they see the world in a slow motion, like wow, we laughed at him. That's exactly what they do. And then you go through the memory lane, like who will be next? Karsten! And maybe I have been there once, but just now...

Now you are totally different. I think that's exactly what I don't give myself so much. I mean, I like to do stand-up very much, but chasing from stage to stage and so on, I would rather sit back and watch. I sit and watch instead of being... I am at work when I'm on stage, I refuse to go up and just... We'll see what I do. You're at work, right?

Yes, I always have this routine that I go through and get ready. So that's part of it, that's all I've had. And therefore it's maybe a bit like... If I say yes to do something afterwards, if you do it in 5 minutes, I can't enjoy myself as much. And then you can't get the inspiration from the others around you. Could you walk on stage and say that you have to stand 10 minutes? And then just no one laughs. From the start. Let's say that you walk on stage, you have something done, people laugh at you every time, but this night, no one laughed at that thing, you're used to get a response. Are you stressed out, or are you just going as usual and thinking that this is going to go well?

Because then I start rushing, I talk faster, I start drinking more and just say, let's see, so I almost get psychotic. That's the advantage of having done it for so long. It has been on the line so many times. And you have been in what? 10 years? 15 years. 15 years. It's very rare that it happens in a club meeting.

Some people pay to see it, but I was teased by a family friend to make Christmas table for Domino's Pizza. And there were some who didn't want to hear about it. Oh damn, it was so interesting for many of them. So it was like, I have never experienced such a nice audience. How many people were there? No, say 100 maybe? 100?

And there were a lot of groups, franchises that were sitting around and... If there were 100 people, it had to be... It had to be a lot of people. I felt like there was one bunch of admins Norwegian... ... talk-nusters and they were clapping like this. Come on you guys!

And then there was someone who was wearing jogger pants, and they were like, okay, we are just here for you. And then there was this group of people, this dominoes gang. Dominoes Lørn. Yes, dominoes Lørn. And it was very... It went so bad, so I had to go through it. But I was a bit shocked, because there was so much positivity from the boss. It's so cool that you're coming! When was this?

Last Christmas. Last Christmas? Oh, then you were there. You were editing and... Yes, I was there. But I have been a bit selective at work. Who are these people? Do you know who I am? The one who is willing to come. But here it was just like, yes, I am standing up for the people I know.

And then there was the money and everything. It's 15 minutes, it's fine. It was a real party. It was almost a quiet atmosphere. On things that worked very well. I started with something that was a bit new, just to test the water a bit, and then it went to hell, and I went for something very safe, totally calm, and as something that works very well.

But did you... No, I just started talking to you, I roast you, and I say, this is bad, you too. This is not just me. Look at you, a little angry. I'm not a joker. You are so angry. You were so angry from the start. So I just say what you see. Then it becomes more funny to something else, even if it's not so much jokes. It just sounds like experience is time to just to get through those years and see what happens. Straight and straight.

But I have to be honest, I have had a pretty chill start, because I have promoted and people know what I have been doing before, So I am very clear that people have come with the idea that something is fun, and they would go to a cultural house in Aschheim and just like... There is a big difference, and I am aware of that. It is to take that step from a bit safe scenes in Oslo Nord, or actually just in Oslo, but latter is a bit different. Yes, it is. Yes, it is a bit different, but it depends on what kind of evening it is and what season it is. The summer season is very touristy, they want to see, they are very...

They want to... they don't want to have an experimental sense of humour. They don't want to be challenged now. My ladies are so damn annoyed. They want to be there. They want to understand when they are supposed to laugh. And then she said, they are lying in their pants. Sometimes it feels like you can just say... You talk gibberish with putting some pressure on something. And then... And then it's like...

Or just say like... You sit there, that's fine. Or say something like... And that together? Or... Oh! He doesn't know! He doesn't have a answer to that!

He doesn't have a answer to that! You are good at this. I have always been bad at crowd work, but I have seen a bit. I hate it. I think it's impressive when people are good at it. But I have tried it once before. I think I came on stage once and sat there like a bald dude. And he looked like his or his friend looked like Harry Potter and I was like, damn, it's Turkish Harry Potter and Valdemar, right?

And then it was like, everyone was like, and I said, damn, it's... I think I said... I just came up, I think I said, what is this, is it Harry Potter and the gentrified Thoromforsaken on Thor's Over? And everyone was like, yay! That wasn't good. But the next day I came and said, damn, crowd work, I can do it, and I said something to one of the ladies, and she was totally disillusioned, talking low, and I fell out of the track I am on, and then I just get sick all night. It's something that's nice to do what you have planned. I love it. I feel a bit like the audience too, because they have paid to sit there and laugh.

They hate it really. And the good ones, they manage to convince them that it's a bit fun anyway but they still talk to us. But you have to go all in if you have to. I pull myself a bit, I just can't do this. But it's really important for a stand-up evening that someone has that property. It does it much better. There are often conference speakers who fly around and are good at both, so there are some who are not so good at it. Do you have bad time? I have to be somewhere around 7.30, but otherwise I am good. A bunch of 1-pills left? Then I have to say that I might take a star. Yes, we got a small beer there too. That's great. Are we going to a small spout?

Yes, go ahead. How do you write down ideas and stuff? I use the Notatapp, so simple as I am. Nothing wrong with that. And you? Have you got a pen? No, it's Evernote, which I tried to get as a sponsor. There are not many sponsors. Evernote? Why? It might become an advertisement.

Evernote, how does it work? They have lost. I don't want to give them... I don't want to give them... They have lost. Let's see... We will have the score on the block. The block? And you shouldn't have pressure on yourself, because it's always just unfair ideas.

So I just read the premise I've written. And then I see where it goes. Do you think of ideas in the form of stand-up? Yes, I have a category here, which I call Comical Thoughts. And I call it two, because if you write too much, the whole cloud you have made. So, what shall we look at here? Comical thoughts? Yes, I have one here. It's a movement that I don't really practice that often.

But I went into it and saw that there was one... I don't know what it is, but it was one... Albino, how often do you see Albino? Not that often? I think I have seen four or five in my lifetime. No, I'm lying. Three. Three. Not often. If there was a subway in Gruneleka before, the one where Lostacos is now, I saw an albino in a museum.

There are some you can talk about. If this was a different kind of group, it would have been more minefield and trash. I feel okay with albinos, no one reacts to it. Because they are just talking about it, but it's a condition that mothers see in you and me. And albinos and Siamese twins. You can throw as much shit as you want. I have never seen a single one. No one reacts to Siamese twins. Because it's a new RM, right?

Yes, yes. What are you going to do? No one reacts to it. I saw an Albino. Yes. And he... And he... I have also seen a few very few Albino's.

I have seen through few very few albinos. I have seen it through the popular culture. You have Dan Brown, Da Vinci code and so on. He has written in a fantastic antagonist, an albino. Silas. Silas. I mean, Piskars. Oh, Piskars. This is a fantastic character. Who is he playing again? In the movie. I actually saw him in the movie.

I think he is the one who... This is not... We don't give a fuck. He is... But then you have... I almost want to... I am very fond of Tom Egland's books. But this is a Da Vinci, Dan Brown copy in a way, it's very similar. Tom Egland, he writes similar books, but his main character is not the one that Tom Hagen plays. Robert Langdon. Langdon. It's... what's his name? Barley or something like that. He is Albino. The little biggest bibliotheque of Albino.

The main role in... Bjørn Belte. Okay, yes. In these Lucifer's Evangelion and so on. You haven't read the books yet. You have to read one of them, Lucifer's Evangelion. Yes, I have. Damn good.

Very good, respected books. Yes, absolutely. That's the good thing. But, so I have two archetypes within Albino and Albino. You choose to go for an insane image, you are hardcore. If you go all in for that, you can see it as the hardest in the world. No one can beat you. You can look so badass, if you albino and are bad guy. Or you can be Bjørn Bælte, a historian, archaeologist, a little-pushed albino, completely opposite of the end. The guy I saw on the set, albino, he had chosen his image, and it was a bit of a bit of a hit.

Has Albino? Has Albino. Silas? He was so small, you know, he wasn't Silas, but he was a huge little Albino. Hold better, he's the one playing Silas. He had a grimoire in his chest, and then he went around in a crumple. I was was scared. I have seen many psycho people on the streets,

that I would not have met in a dark backyard. But I have not been close to being scared of the real thing. He hit me on such a level that I was afraid of him. Was it something with his eyes or was it something with his whole body? He was all packed up. I'm not saying anything... It's not a bad word about albinos, but if you go for the hard, hard image when you are an albino, then you know that you have to be a little bit afraid. I saw him afterwards, I didn't dare to look at him. I saw him a little bit in the eye. And then he talked to another guy, and then I saw Elvis, and then I was 10 cils later.

And then I saw his latin. I saw... You can crack him. I saw the latin, I saw... He got a joke served and he lied. He lied, he lied. Imagine if the joke was really bad. Really bad. I had a need to know everything about him. If I had been a real man,

I would have said, you have gone away, I just want to talk to you. Come to my podcast, we'll see what happens. I think you should do that. Imagine if you could make Lugas. I like chess days and tuna and lime. It could have been so catastrophic. It could have been so damn bad.

What did I write? Albinomann on the set, Valt's image, Dan Brown's shadow, get Albino to do it. Yes. I can see with Harald that I have... I work with writing the day, so I write everything. I think it's a bit fun. Can you tell me what you work on? You are at NRK?

I see that. Because you have a name tag on your bag. Yes, damn it. I came here directly from work. I'm going to hide it here. A bit of a real hatching stamp. Stamping out on the marine list. I have to say that I have been freelance for five years, and it's been nine to five years. I'm pretty hard. It's completely... completely fucking. A strange way of saying it. It's wonderful. I think it's a fun job, but I don't understand why people do this all their lives.

I think it's hopeless. But when you work in TV, you often work in projects. There is a variation in it. Yes, yes. But now I'm a driver and I'm a scriptwriter for a comedy show that comes on Christmas, and I've always been allowed to say it. Can I guess what you're saying? I think I can guess. I don't know. It's a public project. Is it Hellrusviggen? No.

You can say that. Yes. I'm not going to get out of it. I'm behind the law. No, no, I know. I have signed on it. And in the beginning you have noted it? I have noted it on the block and then I thought, just sketch it.

I was in a wedding in summer, which was quite strange, because I didn't know any of them. But I just...under those words... You didn't know any of them? No, it was a childhood friend of my roommate. So she was like, you have to come along, because she doesn't dare to go out. So I came along to be okay. So I went out and I was out there, standing there, doing that. Wedding-crasher. I love that movie.

It's very underrated. I come in there, eat food, drink beer and listen to all those speeches. And all of my friends say the same thing over and over again. But one thing that goes through is that you are completely V. You are, you stand on, you do everything. Should I trust you to be completely V? I thought you were completely V. That's the highest rank.

Lars Monsen, he is completely V. It's very far down. It is? There are so many... Everyone who doesn't have anything extra he is completely lost. It's very far down. No? There are so many... Everyone who doesn't have anything extra, is completely lost. I can't remember who is completely lost. Completely lost.

But it was so big of a focus to say that no matter what you need help with, you are always there, you always stretch out, you stretch out your arms and are ready for anything. So I thought if I had a dead horse in my car, drive home to him, call him and ask him to help you park the car. Then you have to... Then you say first, oh my god... Then you think, oh, the guys said you are very good with... You are always good with everything, help me here, and a lady was bleeding in the car. I thought that was a fun sketch, but the guy just takes it extremely literally.

One who doesn't see anyone in the wedding, and notes down the whole way again. The whole way? Damn, that was... You just see that the plan is broken. Again, the whole way. Okay, I'll so mad again. Mad? Fuck me! You see that you broke a plan. And again, mad. You see that you have lines and lines over it. Or nine mads. And you just make it like that. 16 mads.

There was so much focus on everything. I was supposed to come home with a bunch of dead people in the car. And he asked me to help him push the three-stone. I have to give you a joke, because you were in the illegal... illegal run in the cabin. Illegal run in the cabin, yes. And you had a joke that didn't make any sense, but you should have been mad at this Prison Break card on your body. Yes, it was cut in a comic way on TV, so I got a lot of response to it. But I have to say that is one of the hardest experiences I've been in my life, I think.

I've been, damn it. I don't know how it was then, because you were there in season 2. Yes, we played in season 1, so it was a huge party as well. But it was like, you know when you're at the party, and it's 9 o'clock, and you're not fucking around. And the night is long, and suddenly it's 2 o'clock, and it's just... How fucking time flies! And you won, for fuck's sake! Yes, but we were just there to have fun. Yes, but I just remember that I came there, but I felt like I came out of it well, so I'm happy with that.

But I haven't had the chance to see everything, and I've got a lot of DMs with pictures of myself, which makes things I don't remember. And then I'm like, damn, I'm in this! So I haven't had the chance to see everything now, but it was like... You come out so damn well compared to everyone else, at least a lot of others. You have nothing to... You said you ate some kind of caramel pudding and axed you with an ax. And when you were done you said you felt a lot of shame, but then you thought, okay, then you haven't experienced much shame. No, but they cut out a John Martin poured... – Sour in your mouth? – Ball hair.

No, he sprayed ball hair, caviar and mushrooms on top. And then I sprayed Axe on top of it. I'm not a fan of such a sour food. – They cut it out, didn't they? – I agree. And then there's something in episode Oh, okay. I'll take care of that. There are some things in episode 7, there are some pictures of me that I took in advance. But that was really fun. Yes, but those pictures are already sitting there. People on TikTok already use it as a profile picture.

Yes, but then you should never have done it in the first place. It's nice to get some attention for it. Because that was really fun. I have had fun, but I have to say that the horn, just hearing it on TV, I panic. What's funny is that you dress up naked in a box, and you take the picture of Ylvis Åker. Bård Ylvis Åker. It's fun to call him Ylvis. I have been a fan of you, Ylvis. Ylvis in every year. And then you have the picture as a paper picture with holes in your eyes on your face. And then you make different poses for your girlfriend.

No, that's the dog she likes. It's very fun that she is so happy in Yl, that she looks away from the dissonance with their bodies. It's insane. But just sitting inside the cabin now, there is no secret here, but the stones are in there. I have always struggled to stick to that guy. I don't know how you... I know you and him are good friends. I just... I haven't hung out with him that much. I have worked with him a part. But it's mainly the honor.

I know the best of the two. But I worked with him on the honor and the election of the Prime Minister. Seven years ago, I was of course aware of who he was. But he mentally destroyed me. I couldn't sit still. Politicians came in and he just said, he just sat on the ground or something. And I got like… You're laughing, but it's also panicky. You can't help yourself. He has a fantastic, comical, indescribable being.

Yes, very. And I love him so damn much. He has comical timing in every little fact he has in everything. And this is also entw connected to the private person. I have been working and writing a series. You write and fucking shit, and it doesn't come back. Fuck it all. I think you should go to any other channel and just get the shit out of them. It's not so easy when you own what. What they do, which makes it even worse,

is that they buy the rights to the whole shit. So they own it. So they buy it, and they get involved in the birth, but then they also kill and feed it. And you never get a child again, maybe? Maybe you get a child again. Maybe you get a child again.

I just have to say that we are in on it,? I just want to say that we are really happy. It was a good thing. Now I feel that it is coming here and it is a good thing. We won the third prize. We did. The fact is that it was a good work. It is a good work of art. It is about the ambitions. We are very busy to get the culture of the genre out of the box in all other genres.

When it comes to series and movies, we go for block, like the disaster movies and the things that hit the bed. The kick series and so on? Yes, we are a little concerned about getting the culture out of the culture for a different reason. There is a prize that people who like the show like, we won the Humor Prize, the Golden Wheel and the critic award. But it is unambitious of Norway to not put more effort into it. Even though it is one channel, if you look at Sweden and Denmark, we are damn far away from them. They make us feel good, because they have a completely different culture for quality. And culture for people who look at us, I think. Yes, but you are more quality-conscious over there.

Again, Jørn Lys, we have another podcast, so it will be overlapping. We talked about this. I've also heard about it on the radio, it's really fun Culture, uncritical, culture uncritical We are a country that is uncritical to culture To what we eat Everything in France, everything that is good is what we have Here in Norway we have what is simply too low easy to die for, ultra processed food or just food that is easy to die for. You see, Jørnis, when NRK said no to season 3 of The King of Gurset, on the silver platter. We are talking about a show where children and adults laugh as much as they do.

And I was like, why the hell don't you order 10 seasons of this? This could have been... Now I don't know if Jørnis had been keen on Christmas for 10 years. But I say it like this, but I just... He thought it was a shame that season 3 didn't get any of it. Yes, he had several plans. So he didn't feel finished. of it. Yes, he had several plans. So he didn't feel finished. And everyone loved this, and as far as I understood,

the audience wasn't the issue. They just felt finished. The show was about a healthy attitude towards kids, youth, adults, everyone. TV2 doesn't have any duty to... They can say yes or no as they want. And of course it's hard to know that a show like this is on TV2 at the beginning, which is known for having voice and the farm. So if you had stood in it for a long time, you would have gotten attention around the show, with three awards now, you would a season two... They had something to build on. There had been some...

They had some economic problems and such, so that was a reason... Everyone had something to say. Yes, so that was the reason they had to take a hard decision. They understand all of that, zero problem, but in an ideal world, they would have dared to put more effort into it. Yes. But they didn't. NRK and the King of the Gods, that's a completely different story.

NRK has a mandate to... If that's right to say, then they have at least... A social mission. NRK and the King of Gurset is a completely different story. NRK has a mandate to, if I'm not mistaken, they have a… Social mission? Yes, social mission, to have a maintenance for everyone. And to have a maintenance for everyone is not the same as to hit the board as much as possible. And it's not just that people from Gurset and similar drabans we saw on the King of Gurset, everyone liked it, but it was also an incredible inspiration and joy for those who could recognize themselves in growing up in such a way as to enter the world. Super important series like that too. And perfectly within NRK's diversity people thing, that you should make things for everyone.

So they do that too. But it's so peculiar that they didn't go further with it. It was so perfect in that box. I didn't understand. And there is one thing I think Yernis should get fully dressed up. And sit here and suck his... But the thing was just like... Throw him out of the bus in the water that it's... That's fine. But I think that Yernis is one of the first people who managed to make a series about immigrants,

where it's not about the fact that the person is an immigrant. It was so nice to see, okay, here is the head of the child from Somalia. But the series is not about that. It's just about regular issues that people in high school have. They are grabbing a drink and the fact that they are from Somalia is just a side thing. And he managed to get it a bit more common. Because before it was like, oh, exotic, there is a Pakistani family down the street. There comes a brown smoke. it was like that before. And it's so damn...

The task of culture is to paint a picture at the same time, to capture the things that are important to us. And to be able to do this with integration, to live in harmony, to not have a fear of strangers, including everyone. These are the most important questions we have in politics. So to have a program that shows, that puts a face on what they see as the unknown, that they don't know. And then they say, that's how it comes from, that's how it is. It's just like us, you little different. NRK is also screwed, because they do good things there too. But it was a strange choice, I didn't understand.

There are some budget things, and incredibly bureaucratic activities. But again... 3000 employees, and it's a big cabal. But now we ask often, you worked with Steinar. Yes. And the cabin, we had to go back to the cabin. We sat in the office room and we played together there too. We had auditions with Forløk and we tried out scenes.

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it was like skateboarding. It totally knocked me out. I was like, why is this fun? But I just couldn't stop laughing. And then when he came in and said, I am a Marshal. Then the Marshal came in. Anyone else could have done that. I hadn't even reacted. But when he came in, I felt that my whole system had to work. We're talking horns rising up.

It's interesting to see, because he had... The March program, it fell through a bit. He didn't get it properly on the hook, so I see the clip at least. The skate program is killer. But it's not. He is very good, he works his way forward, he has a very simple premise, and then he works hard, he has a very simple premise, and then he works on it. So it's the skateboarding thing. He doesn't get people before he says, There are sick things to do to a guy who skates daily!

And that's what makes the picture, that he wants to get everyone to believe... That he skates. And know that he skates daily. That's why he has come to you. That's fun, yes. And that's... I feel... Is there no one else here who skates daily. That's why he's come to your show. And that's... I feel... Is there no other here who skates daily? That type of character and that phyllis character, I'm completely blown away. I would have smoked out, luckily.

Yes, completely. I feel... I'm very drawn to those characters. Which are very stereotypical. I had a character, and the longest I have done it, I almost forgot the number. Johar, Johar is a character like that, with a huge bit in him, but a huge need to show after he has grown up that he had made it. We had a sketch, we had a show, we had a review group, we had some shows up in them. And then we had that one many years ago, it was a reunion sketch. A classic reunion, a youth school reunion, where his character comes back,

they think he is a devil, or we have bullied him a lot, and then we have pity on Joar, and they are bullying him a lot. It's a pity, it's a pity on Joachim. And the other thing is that when my character came in, it was always like... Well, he has come from behind, I call it. Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. And then he comes with one mission, and it shows that he has made it. But he hasn't made it. He hasn't made it. He has been through a lot with school.

It's very fun, that you are the child who is the part-time job you think you are now. But you don't have that. It's something in that tough thing. I can feel a little bit of love in him,

so he can feel to do more with people I haven't seen in a while. You're going to continue with an arrangement, or a quiz? Yes, I'm going to hold a quiz. I've become a quiz guy. Why not? It's fun. Is it a good thing to mix? Or is it sport? It has been pop culture for a while, but I've started to adding some geography and stuff in there, so it's fun to watch. I saw you were trying to find his actor, who plays Albino and the bad guy in The Wind Chimes.

Paul Bettany. Right? It's not a quiz master who can manage to pick that up. It was fun. He plays in the Marvel movies. He is the guy who is an android. I almost never watch Marvel movies. You are cool. I am cool about it. It's really nice that you came in. It was very nice to be here. It was a nice talk.

You don't always need to have so much on the block when you have good people to talk to. If I had your albino from Sats, however... I hope he comes. Then I would have had a lot on the block. A lot of notes to get through. That's good. I have two free beer, so I'm blessed. Thank you, Jim, for getting yourself into the modern media. I didn't have a card, so I couldn't buy anything. So you stole beer? I was going to buy a good bottle of wine for us.

But I think this beer was good enough. Jim, you get one on Monday. That's good. We'll talk to you later. And thank you for coming and good luck with the quiz. And goodbye! The the the the

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