Fladseth - #212 - Vetle Waag

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

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Join the TV-action NNO to register. And join the Dugnad, which is October 20th. Even though you can give with Vips, the visit to the door is often the offer many need to give. Be a bus driver or Vips, or make a contribution. that's what I'm going to do. You know, you can just crawl away in the back button. We're on the way, Vette Våg, damn, this is so nice of you. I've seen you before.

Yes, so what? You are a man. How the hell are we going to introduce you? Can't you just do it yourself? Yes, that's... We're going to see. Isn't that right? Yes, that's right. Good day and good day to you as well. I'm wondering what you have in mind. It was a big shock when you invited me here.

It's big for me, but you have to apologize for the little things. What I've been working on all year is to create a standard, in that here it's often the podcasts people have the least expectations of, which is the best, and they have noticed that now, repeated times over the last five or six years, or however long they have been doing it, so now they are starting to settle. Of course, you are among the most unknown haters, if we go down on this list, you are the top 3.

Even that is almost a hoax. Isn't it nice? And you had one who talked about economy here. Have you heard of him? No, I haven't. I'm not going to learn anything about economy. You have seen that it exists, maybe? People People have heard it, maybe. Out there. He's probably way above you in terms of efficiency. Yes. And that's close race. It's nice. I have it in for the fact that you're a nice guy to talk to. Yes, but it's nice. I understand your scams too. It's autumn and there's a lot of sickness.

It's nice to fill the box with someone who says yes to anything. You are a biblical and you have a whole life that I don't know much about, that we're going to get into. But you are doing a little stand-up. When you manage to get up to it, you bring out your stage glasses and a little book there, which is nice, isn't it? It was for a long time. It's more theatre when I'm on stage actually. I don't know what I'm doing, I've done it 27 times now. 27 times?

Yes, and you shouldn't only know the number, you should know the lack of ambition. And how alive you are. Because you write it like a prisoner in prison, you're going to jail the one who's going to cross the wall But that's because there are 27 traumas every time. It costs so damn much to have heard that episode with Javad When he talked about how he was a bit nervous at the start and that kind of thing. I've done it 27 times and it should fall into place a bit, but it costs so damn much. If I get a bit on the floor and sit a bit, but it costs so much. If I get a message... Take the mic closer. If I get a message on a... It doesn't matter which day, if I have one week to prepare, I don't get to sleep.

I sweat, I get very short towards what I like, I don't work at work. So there is no reason to keep going. And then there is the big final, which is going to be held. And then it is completely mediocre. I admit that it is not just powerful, no. No, it is not. So then you can ask what the hell I am doing. But has it then become a little better in these 27 times? No, but no, it hasn't changed at all. I recognize myself in being nervous for many, many years, but it will be a little progressive.

Yes, I wish it would be. I understand that it takes so long between each time, and it's not my dream to be on stand-up. I love to see stand-up, I love the environment, I love to hang out with the people. I thought there was a lot of eating, drinking and… Your family's dream. Those who push you, they will live the dream through you? I'm sure of that. That's not my family's dream. I don't know what I'm doing, but I get to see a lot of things. I'm very fond of people who do that. I find it incredibly fascinating. Very, very fun. But for my part, I'm completely on the edge. And it doesn't get better. Then I understand the script, right? Yes, you have to stand up more often, you have to have... But this has been for my whole life. It doesn't have to be stand-up.

If I'm going to keep a... Let's be serious, it can be a lecture. If I go to kindergarten, secondary school, whatever. And if I can have total control of something inside and outside. Then it's the same thing. I can't sleep, I hate it. The stage fright is our Seinfeld joke about how Svendsen stares at a talk show for some reason. With a stage fright and a stage fright that is worse than dying and so on. People follow that. I have something I also signed up for beforehand, that I should bring a... If not a pig's nose, at least a good wine.

Yes. You will say that it is a pearl for pigs, if you bring your own beer. No, but... You even have a small one. I would like to hide that. But I am not fat and strong, but I am not stupid, right? I don't come empty-handed when you are doing a beautiful performance like this. I brought a bottle of water, too. You said doing this with a beautiful display like this. I brought something, what do you think?

You said it, in a kiwi bag here. It's not a nice package, but we'll pack it up in there. You are not the only one who will contribute to this company. I brought water-baking. Oh, damn! Do you want water-baking? I think those small ones look like Berliners on the outside. But they are small and they are vanilla.

That's right. I don't like waterbomb. It's mostly to impress you. Have you realized that I like that? But I like waterbomb. I hate those little bastards in your mouth. I think it's quite confusing. Why? Because I notice El Dorado in the box that says lollipop ice cream. I can cry for you to say that it was what they had, but it wasn't. They had the nicer version as well. But I don't like water bakes, I don't like bolognese buns with vanilla cream either.

I eat them with I agree, one or two water drops in the mouth is not very, very bad. But if you have many, you will be at least more tired. If you don't want water drops, I don't want water drops, then you can never get to me. No, spill over a water drop. And this one you have frozen up, because it may freeze. It's teent up when it's like this, it should open. Here, wait a minute, let me see. I haven't teent you. This one is nice when it's opened like this. It's going to be... Wait, let me see. It's nice.

I don't have a tinte, but... Mmm, good! Okay. Mmm, good! This is good radio. It's really good. Is it a Dutch-based? I really want to say yes, but I'm on the

boat too. Thank you very much. It's the most shitty, bad bag a guest has had. The tube bag and the water box. I have water and wine, it will be fun to taste it when you are ready to give it.

You drink your beer first and get a little speed on it. I don't want you to mix and drink with two hands over there. Tell me a little about wine, since it's so You can drink on that beer first, and get a bit of speed on that one. I don't want you to mix and drink with two hands over there. Tell us about the wind, since it's so obvious. I have to say something. Speaking of drinking with two hands, I got confused when I was watching the new series of Oscar Westlin, and his little musician, I don't know, David Moekel.

Can I say that? Yes. There's a guy called David. Because I was tricked by Øde Nærdrum. That Øde Nærdrum was going on a trip to Vienna with those two. I think Øde Nærdrum is an interesting guy. I think he's both funny and interesting. I sent him a message if he wanted to be a guest in the podcast. That was a no.

I haven't got an answer. Here you are. Oh, I saw what you did. No, it's not like that. You are not the He is a bit over the most of them. He is an artistic soul and he is language. Culturally he is far over most of them at his age. And there are some who are like that, but most of them hide it. They hide it, they don't dare to go out with the personality they actually have in there. Because it doesn't fit in the framework of society. But he's totally into it. And he's in the wine, and they're sitting at a cafe,

both drunken and drunk, and all of them are drinking coffee and talking about big ideas. Yes, a whole lot of people are sitting there. While Oskar Westlind and the others are peeing in the sink, he's sitting there, and pl are peeing in the sink, he is sitting there and plucking his hands, clapping his hands on the marble to see what kind of marble it is. And when he sees a little boy on the spot, he is like, be so friendly, and he is painting 8 paintings. And then he is like, be so friendly and don't literally drink with your two hands, are you nice? Be so friendly, you should set standards.

It's a strange band, David Moak or Oscar Westerlin and Öyden Erdrum. Who plays what and what is the band? It's a trio that... I was locked in, I think it was for the lock-in. I'll have to check it out, of course. You, Bibliotheque. It's it's a profession. I know two librarians. Now there's a compliment coming. It's you and it's one of Unich's exes, Lars Barum. Okay.

I know there are more, but they are the ones I know. That's right, there are more. And for me it's a mystical profession. It's a nearly creepy profession. Because it's often used, I feel like it's often used in series where you watch the movie. It's good that I'm here to break that assumption. What's going on? First of all, it's a fantastic profession. It's an extremely pleasant job.

Nice people, good coffee, nice books, and you get some space to have a very relaxed everyday life, in theory. Now I work as a literature translator for children and young people. And of course, in other words, my job is to try to read in a cool way for people who want to watch me burn a ball. So you throw the cap in the back and... Exactly. It's cool to read. No, but since I'm trying to convey literature and make it cool, it should be transferable to the standards of these things. I see it in the same light.

But the standard is to try to make people laugh in a room where people want to laugh, my experience with the literature family of children and young people is that they would rather see me being driven in 170 km per hour. And it's a difficult job, but it's really cool when you get it done. When you really see that you're positive seeds, in a way. Now you get a glass of wine, you have to taste it. I'm going to be completely honest. You say that you are a simple soul, but you can like a glass of wine in your mouth, but it's like me. You know what? It was damn good.

Is it good? It's really good. I don't know much. I never remember from wine to wine, so there are some I remember. And when I have bad time on the table, I just take that one with me. This is Pinot from California. Again, I get it. I think I know it. And it's a Jeanine, I think. Isn't it Jeanine who doesn't want it? No, no, no. I think there are some of those that are a little bit, that I don't like so much,

but there are some that are damn good. It was damn good. This chanin, and then you have Bon acclimate, Land of Saints, and then you have another damn thing, I don't remember what it is. This was damn least a terrible score.

To better times. What did you say? To better times. To better times. We need to score some points for us. Unfortunately for me, you're not the one who's communicating and has small groups of kids to try to get them to read. You're not the one who's playing around with tuff from one place to another? Yes, I do both.

But I also have the responsibility for the kids in the second grade to the authorities. So it's a very broad range of literature that you should know, and very different people that you should reach out to. So what would you say, that there are kids that have given the library

the mandate to follow up the readings and which books they should read? It's a huge effort, right? You think that children should read a lot more. Everyone should read more, of course, it's meaningful and it's pretty cool, but in practice it means that I get a lot of class visits, I visit different schools, different age groups, talk about the library, and not that kind of scrimmage propaganda with the problem of lack of reading and screen time and blah blah blah and go to hell. It's not there I try to put lists, it's more how cool it can be if you want to read it, how much you can get out of it if you actually give it a try. It's an extension of what was the last episode with Sven Sunde, the ones that had the vlog stuff. It's a bit of a hand in hand, that at the same time On Tuesday the first episode will be with a reading club, I think.

Yes, but I'm getting excited! Reading club, we are going to read Heroine Cheek by Maria Sosvån. Great! And put it right into the Heroine's video game world. I haven't read it myself, but it's popular. So I know it has some taste. So I'm the one who's in charge of meaning and managing books and such. It's interesting.

The alternative is boring. That you read it and just sit and shut up and keep it to yourself. Very, very. No, it's going to be fine. But I'm fucking in for it. I thought if I, as I said in the recording today, had started reading books when I was 18-19 years old. And I realized that because I started with it, I realized that it gives something completely different than the other media.

If I had been 18-19 today, I would have never started reading books. And I would have never realized that it gives something completely different than watching a series or a movie. I think it's not everyone who can get involved in this, and not today when you are so used to a stimulus that doesn't fit the pig. It's totally the hair. It's important work. This is not the one we could talk about, I notice that keeping up with this talk. Yes, I totally agree. And it is important for me to say that I don't need to have a down-to-up attitude either. I read so much less than I would like, but reading is great and it is important. Top 3 coolest books you have read? Best books? It would be very typical if I sat here and talked about Kafka, Dostoevsky, Camus and these things. But honestly, I like it very simple, but brilliant. I'm a very big fan of Erlend Loh. I'm a very big fan of Knut Nærum. It's simple, but brilliant.

You have to read more, actually. I'm so excited about it. Loh has been a part of it. Loh is… I made a little story about it. I wrote that his one-wheel bike project has come to be. It's not something he does just from time to time. He trains now, right on the edge of the road. And that's allowed? It's not like he's been cycling since he was 8 years old. He puts a bucket of plastic on a bike training. Okay, I thought it was mostly in circles. With a bear on the shoulders and an apple in the mouth. No, it's not. It's for transport, where he rides around to get there.

And he also works, takes the 100,000 hours, or 10 000 hours that had to be taken. We really take it seriously. Is it now or then? I am very fond of dark things, both art and literature. Some horror stories, often novels by Roald Dahl. It tries to catch people with mixed feelings. But it's damn good, and now I'm reading a Danish guy called Thomas Bagger. Crime, it can be so many, it can be relatively uninteresting,

and it follows a little like a post that has been read through and done so many thousands of times that there's nothing to talk about. But damn, he is a cometa. Thomas Bagger? Thomas Bagg also. He is not the one who has the idea that you should want to become a human being. No, it's not him. Thomas Korsgaard. I don't like when I say the actual names of them, because then it looks like I know what I am doing, but I don't. I don't do that. That's what you do. That's what you do. You know?

You have to give it. That's what I get my money for. But we talk about things like, you're doing this if you're drying, blah blah blah. I'm in a kind of... I'm standing at a crossroads, I feel. Now I've got my first job, I work 100% 10 hours a day I'm awake on my way to and from work It's a very demanding job, even if it's meaningful and means a lot to me I like to take the job home, right?

But it also means that I get very little time to do my own creative projects and that kind of thing So I'm standing here now and say, okay, I've locked myself in, it's been cut, it's bought a apartment I have serious obligations to screw me up. And then it's the balance, should I just drop everything I have in my hands and put on the handball? Is that where the shoe presses? Is that the moment? Be an alpinist! What would have been your handball career or at least your at least career? First and foremost I have had a, I'm not going to call it a handball career, but I was a handball keeper in a gym class the following year. There was not a single fucking ball that went past. Not one! But you, yes, congratulations on that.

And I have given myself that. I want that fresh memory, I want that victory if I win. I think it's a wonder to bet there, because I have thought that both handball and ice hockey players are a pair of flackers, but I don't think so. The ice hockey players had to pull me on, it was at least a bomb to be a pair of flackers. It's not a popular statement. But yes, because it's a very common thing, I've also understood that I've seen the thickest, most feisty bastard in the ice hockey table, and then a dick goes in. And then you see that it's physically possible, because he's twice as sick as me. But it's a little bigger than you think it is. And then the professional ice hockey players, of, in a fight situation, they will be under pressure, it's not always easy to put a ball where you want it to be. But relatively under pressure, and even in a fight situation, they will be able to put the ball where the keeper doesn't cover it.

It's insane. They put it over their shoulders't cover it. It's insane. The goalkeeper is just crossing over his shoulder. It's insane that they manage to do it. But the goalkeeper is a f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f I was an ice hockey keeper, that's how it was. Because you were a football keeper? So, are you sick at the football goal? At the 11th goal? The 11th goal is another thing. 7 and 5 goals, that works as hell. 7 goals, no, but you lose so much, you know, you lose so much with bad against the rich. It's not close to compensating for the sickness. Or for the lack of the right-wing. So you have to… No, I was good at 7, bad at 11, because then the team started to get good and start to read the weakness.

I remember I was at Silkeborg Cup or something, and had been at Fylde last year. And it was a damn good team, and they found out that I was a bit tired, with both the double side and the other. So they were just going to dance, they just put high balls on a... It's a real trauma for me. Yes, of course. Also a story from there was, if I was the same cup, it was a bit... This was when I was just opening up, when I lost all hope of being a pro. Yes, the glass days. I lost all hope of a professional career. The days of fame. It was fun to party and drink.

I got to drink as a 16 year old. In Denmark? Yes. They are not ashamed. I should have bought some vodka bottles. I should have them at home. I thought it was smart. I had put them in the football socks.

And the yellow and blue and beige socks. Then we went to the field. And my dad was with me on the trip. Then it turned out that when I arrived at the field, I had forgotten the socks. And then I thought, I don't need socks, I can just have a pair my socks. And then I thought I just need my socks, I can just have my socks. You forgot your socks and went to Adidas shoes and took a rest. They see it, they see it through. I can just have my socks and my socks.

Of course we have time, I just drive around and get my socks. The socks are in of them, right? Yes, right. Luckily it's not the motor police who blows the whistle on that track. So you don't have to worry about it. And then you forgot the power. I wonder how it was when I came back. Or when he said, I think I took the power.

I understood the whole way, I must have understood that it was going to be a loss. But how long did I try? I don't remember anymore. I tried to... What? Was it spirit? It was fantastic. I had also a... I kept on saying that I was a promising footballer. I definitely didn't. But I also played my football. I had a bit of social anxiety. I don't really have much to deal with that much, but I chose very early. My big hero was Gibrils Ise at the time. You know what? He had some damn good years. Yes, I knew he had that. And as a DJ in Hellas, both did.

But he was my big hero, so I fought with him until number 9. I thought that was the least visible on the court. He's not the only one who has had a big career as a DJ. You have the best Jan Gunnars Soli among others. Yes, yes, yes. And diverse. Yes. For all of them. But I thought that the position on the track that becomes least visible,

it must be in defense, I thought. Yes, I thought so. And that was wrong. That was wrong. The stick there, it became visible. It is, I mean, the further down the track you are, the bigger, the track the bigger the mistakes you make. Imagine the fights, you have been handballing once, but then you were standing there. I have experienced that you get followed wrong after wrong after wrong, and the anxiety kicks in.

You have one step, you have two steps, you have three steps, it's running in. You are an Aspeløv. It's are a midfielder or a backfielder? Yes, that's right. Or were you a midfielder? It's not really a position to use, but I like to think of myself as a highly flexible left wingback. Wingback! You had that engine there? It's a Fonsa Davis with diabetes and a ball of skin. You are a Bayern München fan, and I am not many of you here in the country.

I don't know anyone else than you. We are few, but we are strong. The comedian Simon Nietzsche. Simon Nietzsche? Simon Nietzsche. I hope not. He doesn't belong to this anyway. It can be him, you know. Damn. I hope not. He doesn't listen to this anyway. It's good that he understands.

He is known for being a program singer, but also known for being a sound-question sender to the party. Yes, I think. And he gave me a strict look and said, Do you seriously think this? Are you a Bayern München fan? So I said, of course I am. I have my papers in order. And apparently he did too. And then I was so shocked. Not only his insane legs on the outside, but it was really a building of relationship to meet other supporters. Not just his the best teams in the world at the time when United won an unworthy Champions League gold in 1999.

I'm glad you say that, but it was a long time ago that it was about single players for my part. Since it was Gibril Cissé, it was France and it was Liverpool. They were the ones who followed. But Cissé, he did the fucking edge of breaking his legs, right? And then it was the World Cup 2006, Cissé is the winner. And then his eyes are opened for real. Because Bastian Schweinsteiger. Because that performance he had in the game against Portugal in third place. But you know that I used to be a football fan. Because I bleed a little. I bleed a hat when I was playing football, because I used to bleed when I was playing football.

I got my eye on that. When I was done, I found a box of guitars and a box of beers, and I was done with football interest. And when I picked it up again, it was to continue the Schweinsteiger adventure. Because then they had C-draht and Dermebøyen München. Tell us a little about us as people, that your way into football and your role model was Schweinsteiger and mine was Erekan Thonna. We are nice and reserved people. Erekan Thonna is the most rough one. He is a bit on the edge. He balances perfectly. He is the king. If he had been 30 years old now, he would have been far beyond the limit. But since he is the oldest and trustworthy, we let things pass.

I have a hypothesis that absolutely everyone has either raped, killed or other horrible things. From disappointment. Which is in that kind of fame. I am actually in the idea that I mean all of them are monsters in that fame. That is the opposite of the evidence. It is only a matter of time before the cantonal movement. And the swedish flag for one reason or another. It should have happened a while ago. He has never been very... and the Swedish is probably also for one reason. It should have happened a while ago, I think.

But he has had some problems, both have had, I can say that with sugar and cinnamon, many times in a year, but... They are not rapists or murderers, but they have some... shady sides. You can't flirt as much as you want, as she has done.

Or you can, I don't know what the Swedishsteiger has done, but it's a nice thing. He has been a girl's foot. He has broken into different facilities and feigned over women. Willfully? Yes, willingly, fortunately, to destroy just because of the swinehounds, and if they have to lock themselves up and break into the house, it will be fine. There must be status of what he is not, Simon Nietzsche, Nietzsche, Nietzsche, Nietzsche, hell with the names. Nietzsche? But you are not written like Friedrich Nietzsche? No, that's not it. With Nietzsche it looks like a cat has run over a keyboard.

But with Nietzsche it's a bit easier to relate to. But it's not completely solid at my pronunciation. It's N, I, T, C, H, E. And Nietzsche is with N, I and then an E inside. A fucking root. It's a set there too, I remember. It's a steak root. Is it a Tøddler and a full package as well? Yes, it is. It's a logistic hell without a like. You just have to say what you want to drink here. You see that it's completely different. You drink with both hands, and you have a small tube on the left and a chanin on the right. And you come to show afterwards?

Of course I do. My dear and I look forward to it very much. I just have to say that the reason I drink with a small tube, which tastes like shit, less than anything, is because it holds the figure so well. It makes it wonderful. because it holds the figure so well. So they do wonders. And that's one of the few things I can do besides Vita Gjertegod to preserve my beautiful surface. It's you, Kjersti Grini, Oddvar Brå.

You have a band. Yes, and Vesterlin and... And the swedish Vita from Vita. You think you're just a little good, but have you tried wine over a longer period? I mean that, because you have heard a few years ago that, you know what, go over to wine instead of drinking beer. I have not done anything else. It is very rare that I drink beer. I drink wine. I drink less and less of it. I eat healthy, I train. And now I've started to think, am I eating disorders or am I just forever sick? Yes, that's it. But you are a year long episode of Mythbusters.

I think there are more calories and shit in wine than you would think. And now I drink a lot, I'm happy, I can stand a lot, I'm happy in wine. That's how it is. So maybe you think that I drink a few glasses, no, a bottle for me is... I can... I can convey the book to the kids in one and a half. Yes, for everyone. Let's not talk about that. But you, as I am, are a health freak, right? In the right areas. I take a breath that I think is okay and easy to do.

And then I smoke on the Oh, I have of course favorites, but I am really flexible when it comes to potatoes. I don't let it get all in on me. I think so long as I can have it. What is the physical meaning of it? You know what, I think so. Chocolate and baking is my weakness. Yes. Was it baked? Yes, it was baked. I noticed that this one has been frozen, and it was a bit like that.

You know what, I'll have another one. I think it's okay, but give me a water bottle straight from Pascal. Then we'll talk. It's cheese cake. I've become incredibly happy. Jesus, when the world cries, it takes me so damn well with cheese cake. I wonder if I am. I've talked about… I've glorified the art of the gut sucking in the podcast I have to do, Nils Josef. Yes, I would believe that. It will be out on Friday and Tuesday. When I say that objectively, I mean that cock sucking seems like a more fun project than the sucking.

It's more… it's honest work, you know. A craftwork. A craftwork, it's a final product that's not abstract, but physical and so on. Yes, well, that's what you mean, the counterpart is abstract. A craft. A craft is a final product that is not abstract physically and so on. Yes, because you mean the counterpart is abstract. Yes, it is an orgasm, but this kind of job is not so concrete. No, okay. But I see it for a moment.

And now I sit here like I like it when it just sprinkles a thick white bag in my mouth, like a cheese bun. I love cheese buns. I love when it bag in my mouth, with cheese buns. I love cheese buns. I love when it burns inside. I wonder if I actually have to be honest with myself and actually give the homophilia and the cramping a fair try. Because it is completely open to the cramping of the pig. You don't meet your opponent. You don't do that. Okay, we got a question here, and I'm afraid to follow it up, because I'm not good at it.

I'm asking if... I'm from Lyttre, but I'm not always following up on this. Henrik, here's a question you can ask in the podcast. Now there's a kind of scenario or dilemma, or whatever it is. Are you ready? Yes, I hope so. If you, or us, have to go through a break-up, and the break-up you do can never be done by any human again. What do you do? And who do you do it against? And then he writes, terror, rape, murder, many possibilities, and also a bit funny with terror, which group you choose. Yes, but then... It's clearly terrifying. No, Arti, no, but... You can do it once, and then you can just do something terrible against anything, like terror or something. Yes.

If I should sit in my shoes, and this is the thought I have many times. I am a man who likes to go to music festivals. And the fact that no one has done that yet. How easy is it to fly over a sleeping festival area with hundreds of thousands of people, say hundreds of thousands of people, and drop off some fireproof bags in the middle of the night and set fire to it? That's peanuts. I was going to say that Hamas did that a few years ago. Yes, Hamas did that. They came to the store this time and did Hamas.

Typical Hamas. They came in for sale this time and made Hamas. So typical Hamas. But they didn't think of the fire bag. No, they didn't. I'm saying that you don't like this festival style. I have to say that. You're already your best friends. So you don't like it. But we have to think of something that would have made a difference if you don't like it, right? But we have to think of something that actually made a difference, or something you don't like. Okay.

I haven't thought about it properly, but I have always dreamed of carrying a so-called suicide bomb belt. Yes, that's a good dream. And to explode myself for something so little. Like everyday problems. New openings of Jern and Stortorv. You have been in customer service at Ellesjøp, which is one of my worst enemies. You have been in that mullet for a very long time, and they just slide you into the loop, you don't have any choice. Then you come to a... you have to drop it on the shopping mall, and then you have a self-respect, and then you just get a message saying, no, sorry, there is something like that, and then you have some kind of an internal response to that.

And then you take it to the network. You fix my phone now, or it will explode. Yes, then you actually have that self-respect. I blow myself up. Yes, of course the way it is. I'll explode myself. I have no objections to that. Because I want to die. But I feel it in many ways. And I think the comedian in me who just likes the idea that

I die and explode a whole centre for something so small. Do you have an ambition? In the same way I have evaluated I die and I blow up a whole center for something so small. You have ambition. In the same way I have evaluated, you know when you are going over a footpath, and the drivers can't wait until you are over, they will start to accelerate and chase you over the striped lines. It provokes me so much. Yes, of course. It's worth it to just throw a snub or fall very quickly, so that the car drives over me, kills me, squeezes me under its wheels. I want to die a terrible death, because of the

incoming teacher's points. I haven't always been a librarian, right? I have been told that some people work in customer service themselves. And Elskjøp is one thing, but I have worked in Telenor. And oh, now I got a cold. And that was tough times, customer service. I was in the technical department, which is impressive for a guy who has connected a PC to a TV for two reasons. To sit there and help people. Because that's what they do if they get someone like you who doesn't have a

cord. It's not a point. It's not a point in hell. In addition, the events you get, it's not just the fashion has stopped working, it doesn't shine the right lights, what do I do? It's not those people you meet. That's what I thought, that was what was shown before it started. You are being shamed by the outside strangers for 8 hours a day.

And it's something very special, to be scammed in Italian. And, hey, I'm in the Netherlands, I can't take MMS, and what the hell are you going to do with it? I have a lot of fun sitting there, and you know who you're talking to, I want to say. So I want to go terror, but it's not at the telenovel office. It's about having a solution where you find out what everyone has been talking to in the last two years, or whatever the hell it was, and commit terror in everyone's house and home. Would it have been something... Yes, it's just...

It's dark, Henrik. Yes, it's dark as hell. I think we should be a bit in the dark. I know that there are many people I like and respect, and that I think people should wear waffles. But I don't notice people wearing waffles when I like them. But a lot of meetings I don't like wear waffles. So I have a strict relationship with waffles. Could you pull out a small Israel version and install, pre-install bombs in waffles? I think yes, unconditionally yes. It's like a joke to Bill Burr, where you just start singing cruise ship and you solve the climate crisis. That's my biggest problem. But yes, you are pumping out waffles, waffles on waffles on waffles.

And they are serial cables in a way, so at some point all the hook is the thing that you hit a whole heap with… Don't even talk about hooks. Which of them? I have myself hooks. But the hook with this, the problem with this… Oops, I forgot to pick it up. Don't you have two more to put in before you start to steal? That's a ski-cost, so I'm sorry, I would have followed it all year round. I know, I know. But the problem with putting on a bomber belt or whatever, you have to be in a waffle jacket.

You also get a lot of insecure teenagers who want to fit in. That's what I know. And have a lot to offer, both socially and cognitively. I would start with a great campaign. I would use, because this is a life project, I would use everything I have from economic surplus. I would also sell all the value. I would collect money, I would have so much capital I could have. And then I would start a campaign to get the young people away from the waffeljager.

Of course, that's important, I understand. I would make it as unculturally as possible, so of course I smoke a couple. But they are so doomed to be Waffle House racers, regardless. You have an Israeli attitude, you're right. When they don't bite on the propaganda, the enormous propaganda apparatus they have started, then they are doomed to be racers, so maybe it's a good thing that they take the evening early. You know what? You have good points. I'm on your team now. to be something You don't want to expose them, you just want to make them aware of where you stand in this matter for the rest of your life. Or completely down, at the lowest part of the slide-lock system. Yes, of course, or all the buildings, one after another, which are damn steep, but not completely flat.

Because they don't go down that far in the foothills, it's not completely arsen-wenger-cold length, but it's to go for the football. You are a football fan. I see that you have a... You penetrate me with your gaze. I have to admit that it's probably me who feels it, but I have had a waffle-hack myself. And then you also understand that it's not just people who go up who have a have waffles, so you have your own points. If I go with waffles, then it's fucking crazy. I was in Manchester recently, 8-0 goal difference against Liverpool at Old Trafford, I have there, in two games. I was 3-0 last year. I'm done with football. Anyway, a song that goes back there. There are many fun things about football, I think.

Several stories from Manchester. There is good humour at the pub and before the game at the stadium. One good one is that it came in Madeline McKenns' height. When it was really Madeline McKenn Ken, it was on a high. Yes, yes. The Glance Days. Yes, and it's on Arsene Wenger, who is Arsnas earlier, a successful manager. He had a bit of success, but he unfortunately fell in love with Sir Alex Worson. He was a good coach. Yes, help.

And he had been streaming as well, and been streaming as well. It goes like this. We're a pack of sweets and a Portuguese tan. Wenger's got Madeleine McCann. Wow! Isn't that nice? You shouldn't take them on the creativity. This is a work culture with a glimmer in the eye, right? Yes, but okay. I put on a waffel jacket and bomb in there. Yes. If I'm going to take the guts out of my heart or knees...

Yes, and I fly over Roskilde Festival with a toothbrush and a fire extinguisher. And it's a shame, because I have nothing against myself in that way. I have that, but not. But not festivals anymore. No, so you take what you like. I mostly think if I should think like a terrorist, that's why my answer ends up there. But now I have an active version against it. Yes. Don't you think so? It must be WEBS then.

Yes. But they need it, right? They can't take three on several WEBS. I think it gets very loud. We need bees, we need beeswax. They are contribution-sick, but they are the day-garden of contribution-sickness. Are they the small winged, flower type... What can I say? Are they like a virus? Do you need bacteria? Do you need a virus? No. They do a bit of pollination, but this is... Is it good to meet one of them who has a bit of over-the-top? And is patient and is a bit easy on the feet and sniffs and suddenly has a good day?

I agree. I don't meet a wimp who has things to buy on, in a way. It's without any shit. The homelands and the cities, they see closer and closer, and they start to bloom. And the whole over-pollination they do with the weed, they just go through it like this. When you're out, when you're in the woods, it's rare to go into a flower, it is rare that they are drawn into a flower. If it is an owl, then you have to go through it. They have to go through a flower, through a plant, and they get along on the way. That is correct, but they also take some injured animals, but they have to start with themselves.

They have to see themselves in the mirror, Veps. Veps is going through a flower, a plant, like a nose horn cutting grill. Those who need a nose horn to get potentiometer. That's how they thin the plant with machetes and shit. They just lack waffle jackets. And then the image is complete. Damn, that's nice. And this is not a wine that gets wounded after it stands a bit.

Yes, it glides on the high edge. It was very good. I have started to do less and less out of the show, which is called Laavkultur. My philosophy is that it should be as minimal as possible for staffage, right? There should just be some jokes, some stories, some jokes, some jokes. Yes, of course. Just sit and laugh a little, laugh a little and go home. I really enjoy it. And before that, I have kind of gone for another song, but I have gone a little away from it again. My big old role models have also often gone for, without me comparing them comparing them, without that opening song.

You understand, it's a bit like… It doesn't destroy the impression you get when you come out on stage. It's a bit like Valmand, you know? And it comes into AC-D's or something like that. We will rock you or something like that. We will rock or something like that. But it does put some expectations on the audience. Where we should put ourselves. We choose songs for that. And that's what we do. It's not a slap in the face you're going for.

You have an opinion about what the show is and what songs you should go for. And I know damn well. Now I've started to go for music without music. And I'm very pleased with that. So I'm not going to use any tone or exhaust. Speaking of music, you... But very satisfying, so I let go of the tone and the I am tired. I am not tired. I am tired because I am taking 5-6 takes each time. Okay, because you are in the mood for crackling. It is just crazy. And what was nice about this function was that the guest got the opportunity to get a

little lower shoulders because I was sitting and turning like that. Exactly. I can sit and take from 3 to 10 takes. Of course, I sit and watch that they are so uncomfortable as the rockers of course. But many have led and enjoyed it, and thought that this is one that has a total fan. And then I started, so that has been the function. And of course many listeners have also missed it and said that I must never finish it. But I have not gotten any special comments on it either.

Okay. So that... But it has helped me a lot. It's like advertising. I have put quite a lot into being an advertising-free podcast. Believe me, I could have said yes to a lot, but I said something else. The winnings were up in the air. It's nice that there can be one podcast out there that doesn't have so much advertising.

Yes, okay. And I haven't got... And I got it again and again. I don't get anything in return. No one just, you know what, I really appreciate that advertising freedom. So I've actually said, we're screwing up the advertising. Now it's time for the animals. You've been lying to start with that episode, I think. If you haven't already. What was I supposed to say? While you're wondering what to, and complaining about saying no, you won't be able to fill the story.

Then you will destroy everything. Don't come to the stage and tell what is going on in this world. I am pissing out of my ears. Can we take a very small... We take a break. And we will talk about... Now, for a moment. Some people get it right away. That was Kurt Nilsen's immortal classic. Never easy, you are listening to Fladset. We are back after a very tiring break in the studio. Vetle Våg, we have some Pinot in the glass and stuff. Really nice.

You're getting stiff like a stick. That was nice. Was it nice? Yes, it was very nice. We roll and walk here. Suddenly I got an undeserved self-confidence here. You see how long it has been, and you who listen to the players, but I understand that I can't break the code. But I assume that it is then approaching 50 minutes here.

Here are numbers and letters that are being stolen by Gore. Yes, it's Håkon, my dear producer, who has been on my side in all the sores of modern media. I don't think it's far from that. He's always standing there and then he says, Yes, it's just to press the button as usual. And then I say, now I'll save you, don't get scared. I hear you put it high. Sokon is a Stavanger man, and he is a very good catchman, and a nice guy.

He is always in the crowd and wishes us welcome here and says, coffee? Yes, apart from today when I came to visit. We are coming to an uncrowned time here. Janis is working and he has a clip for podcast and works here. But we are now the last one in the house here. It's half past seven in the evening. He leads an early life. I was going to say that. Now I'm getting to it. I just have to be a little cool-headed and come back in podcast top form, right?

Yes, because I don't go into music, but when I'm done, it's okay to have some music. I say thank you, I have a last punch, I say thank you, book a little, thank you for coming. And when I go out, away from the backstage again, it's nice to have a song. And then I thought, what the hell is that? It's Anastasia. Anastasia? Left outside of love. Left outside of love!

It's not bad. It's on the list. But what I've also thought about is that the show is so important. And so low culture and the netball, it's fun to have from the peak, from Bruce Springsteen, where you laugh in We Are The World. We are the world! We are the children! And they sing about each other, and it's a damn…

Typical. Typical. Have you seen the documentary? About We Are The World? Yes. Yes, unfortunately. And luckily… I think it was a big achievement. Typical. Typical. Have you seen the documentary? About We Are The World? Yes. Yes, unfortunately. And fortunately... I thought it was a big relief. Yes, it is...

I liked it. Yes, it is... You are a friend? I'm fine with it, but I was just a little bit early at that time. I wasn't even created at the time. No, but it's a bit fun to see how it was made. What's the name of that premium engine, which Michael Jackson didn't have? I don't know.

Isn't it Cat Steven? I don't have any idea. He's a bit of a rascal. Luther Van Ross. No, no, no. He's also... Totally raw. I don't know about your relationship to music. There's something that bothers me with my voice.

It's probably how it sounds. Do you follow up on U-Bag? Yes, I do. You are something that bothers me a lot with my voice. It's probably how it sounds. Do you sit here and follow U-back? Yes, but I do a little bit. You talk about stand-up and stuff. I do stuff for two weeks now, if I'm here. You have a little bit of that. I can't take it seriously. You have to... You're not going to take it seriously?

I have no reason to respect that face. You're not a psychologist now. No, no, no. I'm going to take it out of my wings, I take it easy. Yes, yes, yes. But that you're I take it easy. But you have to live with it. That's the rest of my life. There is no danger. But I'm very happy with old music. I don't know what you listen to. I don't have a passion for music. I have talked to some new people about this, that if I now just have to open my arms and all my senses and just show me the genre I'm going to start being, then I think I might be going to be an old rocker, at least. Oh yes, Jock and that kind of thing.

I like that. I think I'm going to have hair hair, I could be a heavy metal type. But everything from old Norwegian rock to good old classic rock, Motrohead and all kinds of things. D Motrohead in skin skin holy species. Yes, but everything possible. I don't have any experts on anything, but I'm just like, okay. But I also like some good old days, some Al Green and that kind of stuff. I like everything, I like a lot. Yes, I have developed an identity, but it feels like, it's probably my Dutchanish roots and Janteloven that stands like a I don't like Abba. I don't like Abba. You will not like my last tattoo. You are Abba. So damn good. I don't think... There are some songs, but I have never caught me.

It's not bad. It's fucking good. I think it's a bit of a shock. Also, I didn't realize at that time that it was super popular. No, no, no. It's not that important either, I don't know if... So you sit there, yes. I can be a little different, but I unfortunately don't listen to music very much. If I have a headset on, it's podcasts yesterday.

Yes, but the same here. I don't listen to music unless it has a... It's strange to say, I don't listen to music unless I have a face. I don't listen to music unless I'm meeting someone or I want to set a mood. That's a podcast for me too. But doesn't it become more effective or effective when you save a little on it too? The times I sit down and listen to music, damn, that's cool. Yes, sure. But it's big... If I'm going out, if I know I'm going out tonight to get some music there, we have a new song at home. We have to upgrade the song to better foundation and such.

It's a direct result that you don't care enough and don't bother with the record or the foundation or anything like that. I'm right in the middle of doing the same thing. It's not long ago, it's been a year since I got a gift from my mom. And great musicians! It's not just easy. I was thinking, how much... First of all, not so much time has passed, but relatively a lot of time has passed. Since the middle age, just to take a while. And then there was the horse and the cow, of course you had the working class, they were poor.

The horse and the cow, it was the working class, it was hell. Yes, they had to look after the family and stuff, but I felt they were sitting on their knees and had these horns and mules, and they had at least a little bit of a party. But those evil people who were on the side of these bays, and they had a more useful addition. What did they do? That's so damn boring. Because what you see in movies and such, you have to come in and meet the prince of the rich.

And then you come in, you have to take a some speed to open the big doors, and then the visitors sit in the stairs, completely casual. And they are thinking about something. Because you never see them jumping or jumping. No, they just haunt people. It's a long distance from that gang to modern princes, Maruis Borg and that kind of thing. It's like, what? Did he throw a snowball on the mayor's hat? Did he boil in oil? That's the attitude and just human life cost fuck all at that time. And now it's something else. What do you think they thought about? It's a pity, it was a pearl for the pig, all the thinking they could do,

because a lot was out. They thought they were right, but they put a guy in the stairs of their cage and thought about the ear-latching. Or something like that. The ear-latching. A terrible hobby. What if you lean on your knees? Flowing. Pearls disappeared. No value, because the Because it's the year of the pig.

The intention is wrong. That's where it's the bomb. Exactly. Wasn't there any waffle maker and other people who could, like, excuse that type of aggression from the authorities at that time? Absolutely not. But I'm trying to say... And what did you do with the waps? If you boil a guy in oil to throw a snowball on the floor, what did you do with the real problems with the waffle maker and wax? and they sit in that staircase, that low staircase, maybe 4-3, and there they sit. And with armor and all that stuff. Absolutely. And then they come in and do their thing.

But what... I thought, what... They must have done a lot out of their day, and have done a lot of fun, don't you think? What do you think they did? It was like that in the course of a day. I think all that evil is are directly caused by the result, because it's terribly limited what you can be kept by. They are very much. I think it was a big majority. They have to make a world out of it. A lot more people are forced to go at that time, don't you think?

Yes, but you can understand that. You have to be. You can understand that. Now I have to be there. You can understand that. I have to be careful. Yes, it happens a bit. Can you imagine how exciting the weather must have been at that time? Especially if you go so far back that you don't have the gear in the whole hell to start with just a tornado or a lightning, a tornado, even rain, what these things mean. When you have zero grip. That's what it's about.

The grip gets stronger and instead of going into it and knowing what you're talking about, just throwing out wild theories and to keep yourself... But that's very interesting, of course, with the weather, natural phenomena, when you... But again, when you are completely holy and conscious, completely conscious that there are godsinity as the authority here, and you live in... What is it in a way that vikings are fighting each other without that total awareness that you are coming to the hall of the election,

and that you are going to hurt a little, but you are going to be the best in the world if you are just a badass enough. Imagine printing that in your soldiers' heads. It will be a bit painful to be stabbed in the stomach potentially, but it will be over so fast and you will have it all red and you will be praised because you were so insanely cool at the slag market today. If it is thought out and rationalized around that idea, it is a big genius. The alternatives are not presented. Religious fanaticism is not a fan. I'm so incredibly little impressed by that. But can. But can you think about that to is not unique to the Vikings at all, that in all places in the world, over many thousands of years, they have developed the same kind of

brainwashing, and evidence that this is our sky, this is our gods, they like these and these attributes and the way they are. So I don't think this is... This can't possibly be a small piece of advice that is cracking out, this is our gods and this is how we are going to brainwash this gang. This is almost like evolution in a way. That it's just that humanity is is to be bent to come up with ideas about afterlife and that you work for the earth for a better life afterwards. It happens and you have shared it all the way. Yes, I can understand that. Absolutely. And common for all of them, and with a fool in their head and information poor people. What they have in common, the gang through thousands of years,

Vaflyak and Veps, not a problem. They are not school kids at all. But it was, when they came in with gold-filed armor and such. When you hope to meet a violent death in honor of your god, in a way. Yes, then Veps and Vafly I'm a bit under the priority list. Have you seen this Japanese show? You know what? Me and my darling have done this show yesterday. Damn, it's good!

I think I've seen one episode. Oh, yes! So don't say anything. But you have known the whole thing, what's it called? Harakiri. Harakiri, CPQ. Yes, CPQ, you stick your stomach out. What a willful person it is to do something like that. Haven't you had a chance?

Imagine how little... You've had a bad week at work, life goes in no direction. Now you take the sacrifice and cut your stomach out. It's so damn deep inside. They talk about it, it was forbidden to talk about mental health and stuff. But still it was very clear that it was mental illness. It was like, okay, I can't talk about it, but everyone can understand it. Because I'm going to cry and run through my stomach.

It's so damn irritating, because it's so much shit to use, it's so much book-like, for the sake of order, to preserve the perception we have about what is up and down and right and wrong here in the world. Sometimes I'm just screaming and watching Shogun, because it's so fucking important. And of course, isn't this the solution to the problem? Of course, you can cut your stomach out of it yourself. It's a bit slow. It's not slow, it's very slow. It's a bit slow. It's about keeping the good and the bad, but it's like... I get so pissed when I see it.

And don't forget, I'm a fucking idiot. I don't have evidence to explain this at all. You've probably read some Japanese books and so on. Very little. I meet myself in the door when I say that it's a bit slow, because I'm actually very concerned that films and series should spend some time to draw, take it easy in the turn. I suspect that we have a bit of the same taste. But I...

Is it child porn? Child porn. No, it's psychological thrillers. Oh, the crime you are about to commit now, you want to be translated into public-comic-series? I have a perfect example of what I mean. Old Star Wars movies, where you took the time to put a... It wasn't a drone, it was cranes! They were throwing the film cranes over a forest.

It was crazy! And then, inside that forest, there were small bat animals and stuff. I remember that planet, they were fighting with bats. Hold up your tattoo, but you shouldn't take off your glasses. It took you time to paint a landscape, a place, a bunch of people living there. It was something completely different. The new Star Wars movies were transport stages from one episode to another to get a solution. I don't relate to the new one.

I saw Star Wars, which will be six, the Jedi returns, which was actually three at the time. I saw it with my childhood friend Tommy Ea every day, and for a long time we went home to him after school, and we saw Stavros, the I mean, slugs live on ice and it's so well done. I have such an amazing impression of this. I have no fucking idea what to do. Just that whole thought… It should be said that both Kvicksand, Synkull and all the others have made an enormous impression on me. Egyptian rocks, things that close and you have to run out and you get stuck. But look at that mouth in the ear, that you just fall down there, and what after that? What is the minute after you have come down that mouth? That's what I find so exciting, because I have read about this.

In that degree I can say. When you are sucked out of that mouth, as far as I understand, you are then dead, alive living through a thousand years. So you are kept alive while you are, I mean, you are threatened with a typhoid without a side. So that mouth has, through billions of Star Wars years, developed a way to keep their sacrifice art alive in the You can't be ashamed. If I knew, I would have killed the soldiers to Wade and so on. They don't know about that. Talking with idiots is very embarrassing. I have never been so close to a soldier.

It's very embarrassing how little they have to deal with when it comes to music. You who have both seen some movies and know some culture history, is Jabba the Hutt top 10 among antagonists and bad guys? Yes, yes. But I also think it's completely... Jabba the Hutt is a clock-like reference. And he is damn… I think he is good as well. It often makes me look like him when I wake up on Saturday and Sunday morning. And it is completely without irony, without trying to be funny. It is completely special. How gritty it gets. It is not good for your lady, of course. Yes, of course it is. I have thought a lot about what my lady must go through in her sleep.

I lie down, for the first time, a funny physique on me, right? Yes, of course. Both thin, both sick, long legs, and I crawl my legs around the dune for like a year, right? And then I lie there and... You are a modern job, right? Yes, a lot at night. Same here, same here, and it's a concert, it's not the guys themselves who play that concert to say it like it is, but I also have a problem with the spirit of the spirit.

I have a theory that there is a gang of elves that break into my apartment every night, and while I'm sleeping they piss on my pants. So it smells and... But how do you know that you have bad breath? Because you smell and taste shit in your mouth. Because I have a bad eyesight, Henrik. But do you have a breath? How do you know it's bad? I tell my father, he said to my big brother,

You have an infernal spirit! And it's like a mirror. You have to search to find it. How does this smell? I see flowers that are bending, birds that are flying, dogs that are barking when I open my mouth. It's very sharp to brush your teeth with, and small listerine. It's something that demands, as a man and as a woman, to rely just a matter of being able to use you during a night. You have a secret to it. Because I just have to force it, how damn it can be.

Oh, I'm sorry. And you have to think about it, and just, oh my God, and scare it until it falls asleep, because you know it's out of your control. I scare my dreams when I fall asleep. I'm already so deep in it. The spirit I wake up with, that's not something my dear Stelme Kjøl will be exposed to. It's like smelling inside the butt hole

of an 89 year old lady from Indonesia. Have you ever thought about having the excitement with a mouth shield right next to your bed? I have, I have. I have a No, but it's really bad. It's like cars start to fart when I open my mouth. Isn't it almost as bad that before you can open your eyes, you're just lying there, and maybe several boxes of gum are being chewed on? Ideally. What are you chewing on? What are you trying to cover? I ask the same questions.

I pack my things in a pack, but I am so well known with myself that I will not stop there. My relationship with neither my girlfriend nor anyone else. I know how it smells. It's like a Hamas arm pillow on Roskilde day 79. It's better with the arm. It smells a bit shit and the rest is crap, but the mouth is like it's vulnerable. It's so embarrassing. It's so damn embarrassing. Because it's something I've done to deserve this. But that's it. Again, the theory that Alvar is really dragging himself in my bedroom at night and pissing me in the mouth.

It's like a spirit. If you're going to have sex or something like that, and you take the foreskin back once and then there's a layer of that smell of a cock. That's also very unbecoming. Despite my fruity foreskin, I can also say that I have an enormously good penis health. I'm very good at washing my penis, so it shouldn't be a problem. Is that what he said? Or is it your I think I misunderstood a little, because I thought, what's on the block? I'm a little curious about what that means, what you can get from it. What you have on the block is actually... when I was a young voice actor, I actually had a block that I was going to miss.

Now it has been digitized, so I have the block on the phone. But what you have on the block, you say, what do you have of your thoughts? Okay, yes, because I have quite a bit of a misunderstanding. I thought, what are you on the block, what are you going for, and to answer that question, I get more and more breasts. Yes, good, we'll take that first. You get more and more breasts. Yes, I'm 29 years old now, and that's fucking great. The consequences are... Can I get a look here? Of course you should have a look! The consequences are that it doesn't relate to my breasts.

It also starts to get shoulder hair and… But that's not the point of it. No, it's not! Look at this. It's just a couple of strong hair. It's relatively surprising. You wanted to hear in the show that you were going to see that that it would be one of the opening jokes, my hair growth. I can also talk about mine. If you hit my head hard enough, hair falls off, I don't get it in my face, I don't get a beard.

And I would have needed that, I wish I had. You're losing hair on your head now. Yes, so damn. I'm not having fun with the tie, in a way. But there is like... Because I mean that it should be a constant in the universe. I think it's damn unfair. Do you have hair on your head? Yes, then you can not have it on your body.

Totally agree. But then you should keep it on your head. Totally agree. Do you have a lot of hair on your body? Then you should add some vitamins. So damn, you have a nice your body, you will lose it. You have a nice hair tie, but I think it's so fucking unfair. No, you won't get hair in your face, and you won't have hair on your head, but your shoulders.

Yes, yes, yes. Very good. We can live with that. But how bad is your stature in your face? Because I see you, you've barbed your hair. Yes, I've barbed my hair today. I've barbed my hair the other day with hair, because it's so much hair, and I've got a to you today, I'm talking to you the other day, but I'm not sure if you can recognize me. I'm looking forward to it.

This is classic, you will be hugged on the first joke, so this is very familiar to you. Yes, so good. I'm going to dress up like Bertine Sett on Halloween. Very nice. Yes, I'm looking forward to that. And then I have a question. What's going on with you? Those are the two things that are pressing the record now. Bertine Settlitz looks like a very nice costume.

Yes, that's right. Very stupid and tight. Very tight. And then you have blue hair. Let's see. I don't like it. Isn't this too much? Are you so pretty? Yes, I admit to that, and this doesn't let me overdo it to the audience. I can try. Doesn't matter. Then I'll get you a knee-scalpel to the cantonal.

Right after. It's a bit of a mess. But it's those two things that pressure you. That are embarrassing to admit. – I have had a dream about playing as Hitler and Brown, and that is probably the choice, do you think it is the choice? – Not so much anymore, but that is because people don't have back-dress. I think you must of course be able to dress up as Eva Brown. – Isn't it fun to dress up as Hitler? – Isn't Hitler and Brown fun?

– I think it's fucking funny. What are you going to take people on if they dress up as Hitler? I think it's really funny. What are you going to take people on if they dress like Hitler? Oh, you have to agree that… you think… fuck off. Take a huge ball. Of course you don't mean up or down. It's funny. It was a family that was cancelled in the US because the sons came on costume day, like Adolf Hitler. I think it's wrong. I think they also wrong. But I also think they had a bit of a nasty attitude. They are very nasty. Nasty attitude, yes.

With pressure on them. Are you familiar with... what's the name of the guy who wrote the James Bond books? Oh, I can't remember that. I haven't read it. But you know a writer who wrote the books. That's right. There's not much to say really. I have actually gone through everything in the last half of the series.

As you can hear on Tuesday. But I have written now, and I have been talking to James Bond and stand-up for many years. I have never got a joke like this before. It was that James Bond, who is the best secret agent in the world. He's a rap star. It's not me, it's the mic. He puts so much into it that he's the secret agent. But I think it's fun that he has such a unique style, and he never breaks it. He always comes in his own clothes and has the same drink he orders.

I was so amazed. Or he just tracks it up and says, was there someone who ordered the Dry Martini Shake and Stead? Yes, for two minutes he didn't even notice. So I mean that James Bond, if I had to believe in the guy, I would have believed in him. If he sometimes or often ordered the Dry Martini, Shaken or Sturred. But if he knew that people were after him, that he shouldn't put in so much effort, and if he mixed it up a bit, then just... And my name is Bond, James Bond, and I would like a... actually a gin tonic today.

What he could order to avoid being so obvious. And today I'm going to with gin and tonic. Mix it up. I think that was a silly joke. But I have also noted here, I think this is more sketchy, that James Bond calls HQ, and the man in the pen or something. This is a bit outside of my sphere, but yes. And to say that he has forgotten his bathing suit.

Because he is on a trip, he has all these crazy gadgets and stuff. It's a lot to remember. But if he just forgets his bathing suit one day. Yes, of course. Because you tend to see... The football socks... Yes, you tend to see the bond, like he has been on a mission and he has hooked up with one of his ladies, and he is in a villa in the Austrian Alps, and he takes a morning bath there. He has a naked bath, he probably has more than one bath suit, so it is he who packs the bath suit, can he call...

I would like to see a little more everyday life, day to day James Bond. What are you doing when you are not at work, James Bond? I understand that. I think he should mix it up a bit with what he orders. For example, if you want to keep it a bit hidden and secret, order a ratseputz in the bar. Ratseputz is like... It's probably the worst thing I've ever drunk, because it's like being kicked in the chest by a horse. Is it the worst thing you've ever had? It's worse than that shit.

It's totally disgusting. It's so bad you can pour ratseputz on the car's tank and drive from here to Nairobi in 15 minutes. I think it's fucked up. If not Nairobi, it would be a bit of a Yes, one more thing. I have it on the block here. What's the meaning of the word? It's very common and some things you let go of. We can talk about... Hard tap, I feel, is the least taboo of Skavanker.

So nice. I can often stand on stage and if a bald man walks on the floor, I can just... ... brush him and just... ... just drive on him and then... like this. And then he just claps. Is it knee to the edge? Yes, and then he claps his knee to the edge. I don't know if you remember that. What can I say? I was just thinking about that story from earlier. Let's jump on the rocks.

And he claps his head and goes like this. I'm the head and I have no problem with that. Are you used to that? I don't think so. I think that if you are going to arrange, to bang, you can fuck with, then I think that baldness is the most mild form of fucking with people. Does it suit you? Yes, but don't you think so? No. But baldness, and that's right after death. Baldness should be...

Small boobs, and also small and big boobs, maybe. Small breasts and big breasts. I think you can take it seriously, because no matter what I'm talking about, the point is that you hurt the group that has this trait. And you have to weigh up how many small boobs are against how many are the same age. But don't you understand the degree of closeness? If you take... I'm fucking close!

People are Clomped feet. Clomped feet, I mean also of all the most ingripping, skivvankene, I also mean Siamese twins. It's very easy to mess with Siamese twins. You think of Billy Luna. It's very, very difficult to mess with Down syndrome, for example. You never mess with her. No, unfortunately. And luckily.

Siamese twins. You can hammer them loose. No one complains. No, unfortunately. Seamus's You can hammer them loose. No one who complains. So I mean that those who are... Every time you get a complaint, there are two who complain. But relative to the intervention in life to be Seamus's servant, I think it's almost in line with the head. Don't you agree? Okay, at least you say that? I think so, but now I have a more or less bald, semen-like feeling.

I have met you a lot, I don't know if you remember, but I have seen your hair. Have you had a hair cut? I see that you have a very nice hair. Should I take it now? Let's see. Let's see. It sticks out there. Do do you get any immediate response now? No, I just look at the hair. Because it's very clipped.

Here comes the flower and hair on my head. If you start to pull the hair on the top, then maybe it's a bit thin on the top. But it grows very nice. You have very nice curls when it sticks out under the cap, and it looks like it's your birthday. And when you have it now, I don't really see any danger. Yes, but it's nice that you agree. I'm very happy that you have complained so much about this. Yes, of course, but this is not a distribution maneuver,

because I'm hating myself and want you to take me for what I am. I lose my hair in a hell of a speed. And it says now, and then it has to be... You just have to trust it. If you don't see it now, you have to take a sight test. But you live in the year 274, and now you have to... No one sees that you are bald yet, but in half a year they will see it. If you are going to get a hair transplant, it's now. Because then you can keep this facade for the rest of your life. I actually haven't had any friends for years. I told this to Jørnes, our friend from Avriga.

I told this to him and he told me that hair transplantation is not what you do. It's not there, you scoundrel. You don't look like me. He's not going to say much. He has... Jørn Lys has actually... He looks like a knee! Jørn Lys has better hair clips than most of the people on this planet. He has such a large head and such a large forehead, that you can... You have an extra head in there!

Yes, it's such a strange head shape, it's so Voldemort-esque. He looks like a He has a perfect hair band. That's right. For good hair. Yes. It's clothes, it's hair, I hate to fill my face. It does. No, you know, it was a pleasure to have you here. I hope the nerves will calm down. I haven't noticed much lately. I've been in a hurry for two weeks now. I don't think it's all, but I'm looking forward to this.

It was really nice. I think many people recognize themselves out there. They think it would be a bit awkward to be put on the microphone like this. Yes, I agree with that. It's great. It's fun. I would very much like to say again that I think it's very nice to talk to you. And fun to meet you. We are like friends. We meet often. We have a fun together. We are good here.

We always have a lot of fun, and I always look forward to meeting you. And if I could have contributed a little to calm down your social anxiety, if you could have been a little spare part, that we can look back on when you are cured in 40 years. You have to be careful not to hurt my face. Yes, you have to be very careful with my face. It's very cool for me to be invited here. It's great for me to be here. You can take off your cap now if you want. Yes, I would love to.

If you feel like it. As if it wasn't bad enough before. You can't hear it, but he broke when he was standing on the ice. And now he wants to take off his cap again. I don't think it was that bad, but it's one color. You said it was going to be so thin. You said it was a mess. If I don't go with the cap, the hairdresser, Bob, the hairdresser for Bertine has seen it. You get it. You can actually do a fancy braid, a braided braid that Bertine could go with. That would be nice.

That's a good plan. You have caps hair when you take off your look now. So that's what it is. It can make me look almost like you are clapped together by the hair. It almost looks like a handkerchief. When you said this, that it is so thin. Yes. That's the only thing I remember.

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