Fladseth - #221 - Sivert Eimhjellem

Episode Date: January 10, 2025

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I took BoltComfort. What happened? Have you got some bad company gigs now? No, but I thought this is a bad gig and today I'm going to spend money on it. I'm not going to be on any tricks. I'm not going to sit with some narcos and bitches and control and go in the s the car like that, I'm going to have bolt comfort. It's the least tidy podcast we have out there. And it's the third time now you're a guest, by the way. But you know, for all of it, I don't do anything else.

Now I'm taking bolt comfort. You know what I took here? Limbo! Because I usually take bolt electric. For the environment? Yes, of course, I feel much better about that. Everyone is electric, but you have to offer one question in a way. So if there is a lot of heat, you have to take comfort or even premium.

And that was one time I was going to the airport and had to go for the Premium. And then came the limo. It was a limo. A limo still? Yes, it does if it is. How much does it cost? It was the same as the starting price. It says that the regular one costs maybe 160, the electric one.

When there is not so much on-going. Then the comfort is a bit higher there, and premium says that the 450 is from Bølsen in Oslo Est. For limo? Yes, 450 kroner for limo. I think so, I can, I'm going to smoke a limo on the way. But I think there is one limo that goes around in the area. But is it a roof window that you can shout out through the roof, like in the movie USA

and such? It was a modern limo, in a way, a kind of SUV limo. But is there a roof window that you can shout out through the roof like in the movie USA? It was a modern limo, in a way, a kind of SUV limo. Maybe that's my side hustle, to be in the south and be one of the few who have a limo that drives a bolt. Then I'll take the lap first. But then you're a bit late. I think this is... This guy here is a limo driver. He drives limos, and there aren't that many limo jobs nowadays. So he has been a ball driver between the limo teams. Between those who created the Christmas balls and stuff. Was it like...

A little wine, Sivert? Yes, please. Was it like that glass bottle with whiskey in the door sill, like in the US? No, I hear you dreaming about roof hatches and the like, but it wasn't much more than a limo. No. No, it was... Oh my god. I didn't feel very ashamed of it either.

He drives around anyway. I'm going to Levanger to have a solo show. It's clear of course I'm going to have limo on my way there. Limo in what way? I'm writing that in triple text. You're writing it? Limo on my way to Soloshov in Levant. And this one, you know, sometimes there are things that are a little scary. And speaking of that, I have now put this wine in. I am the closest to the point where I have to mention which wine it is.

And again, an au bon climat, like Barbara Pinot. So I say that, so that I agree with the quote I put in the tripotex. Yes, I know that, you have proven it. In case you get a book I don't have enough to pay taxes. Now, this year, I have the opportunity to earn enough to pay taxes. And then I have to write things to avoid paying the taxes I should have paid. It always surprises me. You are a relatively outgoing guy. You have worked for the biggest universities in the world. You are a little unpaid. I never said that. You are oriented, you find, you orient yourself what is happening around me in the environment I am in.

Who is behind me? There you have picked up that tax is a thing. How can you still smoke on such a... That's why I haven't served anything special. You have had the violent cocaine for abuse that Krokos has had, for example. No, very much less cocaine than Krokos. But what happens is that you have to make money

in order to get a salary. Yes, that's true. So I haven't made enough money on the stand-up to be able to get away with it. You know what? I... Okay, for those of you who haven't got it yet, Sivert, third time in the podcast, Comikker, friend,

Nice to be here. Very old, a joy to be with you. You are shameless. Because it's not like I didn't invite you this time. No. You did it yourself. I invited myself. And you send all the time, like,

You should have me at work. You send all the time, like, you should have me to work for you. You send like, ok, what do you think of this poster? You are going to have a solo show. I am going to have a solo show on March 21st, 2021 at New York. The monthly event. Oslo folk, this one, New York stage. The monthly event, that was the concept. And it's a very good concept. Yes, thanks. I think like, I would like to sit and listen to you tell me about old jobs you have had for many hours.

We will have a par that we will come up with, we will tease a little about some old jobs you have had. But yes, you also write like this, do you have any company jobs? What is it you think thinking I am your booker? But I said like this, do you have some sick bad company job? The bad, the wardrobe man, Burger King, whatever I can do it for three chili and cheeseburgers, I can do it Yes, and I have actually thrown, I often mention the name You do? Yes, but a name, I mentioned to you

The gang I have now seen the light of Yes And that is Møller at Bryn. Yes, I was there. And they had fun. But the guy I have dealt with here, he told me that you came in, you were a very determined man. You came in and said where the wine was. I was a little nervous. There were many mechanics who ate the tacos and drank it.

And there was a big speaker standing in front of him while he was eating the tacos. Because you didn't stand nervous for them. You stood opposite. You stood like a real drunkard. Oh shit. No, not a drunkard, but a violent man. I had the illusion, for sure. You came and said a few things. You said, where is the wine? Did you get the wine? Did you go?

Did you wonder? And almost just threw the arrogant microphone in the garden. I threw it in Nachos. And continued? Yes. What happened was that I made some material. You threw the microphone in the garage? I took two sliders with me and jetted it. And there was no bolt premium on the way home. There was no bolt premium. It was a regular bolt.

But every time I was done with my glass, the mechanic took it and put it back on. And that's what happens to me if I have some glasses, I always drink it. And then I usually don't refill it again. But here it was an automatic refill, so I got pretty full in the course of 15 minutes. I was supposed to stand in 15, I think I stood in 27. Now you have started to taste the good life. You started at the bottom there, and then you have been up to a relatively good level, a good company in the stand-up industry.

So it's not long until you can get a little wine caddy, you know, that is a hook type that goes after you with a carton of wine and fills your glass with different gigs you have. I look forward to that. If one stop is to have a hook back and hold on to a carton of wine and go and film after. To keep me going. A wine sharp. Like those who climbed Mount Everest, just because it's thin with whiskey. A real hook back. Like a pukkly, I'm talking about. A shit-knot, like the lowest level that leads people. You know, I look forward to that. And a butler, an extremely old man who does all the tasks, even though he's 93 years old. And I'm young, so I should actually do it myself.

Like in Batman. I could talk longer about Batman. I will just say a few things here. If you live in the vicinity of Slemstad, Oslo, Drammen, Bergen, Trondheim or Kristiansand, for you it will be a new round of low, and the tickets will start to run out. Wow! So if you want to get the show, you can go to Henrik Fladset NO and get tickets today! I have seen the show, fantastic show.

Thank you. Almost medieval culture, almost not Laavkultur. No, no, no, no. A lot of medieval culture. The reason it's called Laavkultur, which I can maybe about is that I saw that there were a lot of jokes and jokes and the worst. And then I couldn't do anything but warn the viewers. Trigger alert. A little trigger alert.

Retail alert. So now I'm working on a new material, damn I hate the first ball process. But now I notice that it is so valuable to me to find good themes that are not about... That are not in my underwear. Yes, then you feel good? Then I feel... Intellectually? Yes, because the next show I have to try and... There can't be as many... On the other hand, many of my old role models have...

Now Lucy Kaye of course... He was very good in the bags. I understood why he was so good in those too. It's an ugly... You got his origin story. You understand what's behind all these jokes. It's ugly. Diddy made it a bit easier for us to like Louis again.

After Diddy, you're like, Louis is a bitch, I like him. Diddy is Louis' parents. Now Louis looks good. How is he doing with Diddy now? I think he's in jail now. And I think so much baby oil, you can't let it out. I have to... And you probably snitch on others. That's what they do.

But they are not in prison. They are not in prison. You know what? I don't know. I don't read the news. No, because they don't do that. I have been told that I am in a new... I have been blessed with the art of not thinking freely and not being disturbed. So I haven't listened to podcasts and been doing nothing all the time. So I didn't have a minute off. You didn't have emptiness? No, it capsulated me and didn't give me the thoughts I needed. Now I am a new man.

And the first day I really just realized that now I should just go free and think only my own thoughts. Then I became a little restless, because I am used to content, I am used to the style I am becoming. So I just went, okay, when will this violence come with focus and this thought flow? I just have to stand in it. Then I stand for a few hours playing with my biceps, right? I think I've talked about this in the podcast before. Throwing the stick? Throwing the ball.

Okay. It's a ball girl. Yes. The girl loves balls. Yes, I know that. And I don't think I would have noticed if I had a podcast on my ears. But I notice that there are some things happening behind me, so I turn around and I get a gift from the universe. The focus god appears in the form of a earthen hill, and Erik Byåtopsy comes, and Erlend Loh, on a one wheel bike.

What? On a one wheel bike? Yes! And then you were like what? Then I was standing there, it felt like a limbo, a vacuum, on a half hour, it felt like me and Eirik, how do I say Eirikby? Erlend Lod, it was me and Erlend Lod, he was in his violent focus to stabilize the one wheel bike. Yes. And I just stood there and observed this.

Oh my God, it doesn't sound like a serious trip. Yes, but it is, I mean, this. Oh my god, it sounds like a serious trip. Yes, but it is, I mean, this was in a way, and that was when I realized that this is it. And this sounds very basic. And you wouldn't have gotten that if you had listened to podcast. No, and this sounds very basic, for those who have never been, like, dragged. But now everyone has been sitting during the day, because I have never had that violent sitting on TikTok thing. No. I have now patted in on VG and so on a little too much from time to time, but I manage to control the Danish role.

TikTok is just children who are being sexualized. I don't understand why one is dependent on it. I have Instagram Reels, that's worse. Because there it is a little food and a little twerking and such. But that TikTok thing has never hit me. It's completely violent. Dancing, it's really bad. I don't like dancing. Yes, it is... I could have said so much about the development of it. Now it's about the meter and... of course... Okay, let's take it fast.

First I want to say... When I was in the room with Erlen Loh, I got a message from Espen. Hi Espen. He says, Hi, Henrik, I went out without AirPods today, and the first thing I saw was Erlen Loh with a wheelbarrow on the flat and snowy Then he will come to you! Like a mythological creation This is a lot This has to be a folk adventure If you resist Instagram, he will come to you But why is he on a one-wheeled bike? I have to say, I'm a big fan of him now If he's on a podcast, for example In my old life,

I heard every damn podcast he was in, or interviews he did. Because he is a fascinating guy. And he has talked a lot about this, this is about... This was just something he tried, and he found out that he first came from A to B, but in a very meditative state. He has flow. He has flow. He must be in that technique, at the same time as he moves forward. I am so incredibly involved in the thought process. It is very demanding. And that's why... It's a good fit. Yes. And I think, quite simply, it's one of the most focus-creating, thoughtful, if not thoughtful,

then focused activities you can do. Yes. Because if you don't do anything, then you can almost start overthinking a bit. But for example, when I shower, or when I chop onions or something, then it's just the right fit for me to think about these things. And then I am, when I chop an onion, try to get the cutting to be as big, then I am creative, then I get to think. That's it, the big thoughts through. In my worst content and stimuli myself, I have often thought between the lines, if I had a little free thought in there, so I thought, damn, what people did before. In all these days that came and

went, they just had to walk around and sit. You know, when you film, I think it's actually pretty accurate, that when you come to a scene in a movie, one of them is supposed to talk to the prince. You know that the prince is in a castle. Mostly they are in this throne hall, or in one of these big rooms. But some advisers behind them, and then a long hall in front of them. Then they are lucky if they have so much around them, because often they are just alone. Then they just sit, maybe on the stairs up to the throne. And then someone comes who has gotten an audience, and then they are supposed alone, and maybe they are just sitting in the stairs up to the throne. And then someone comes with an audience, and then they are going to talk to him.

But on the other hand, they can think, they have come so short in science and cosmology, that there is a limit to how many real, real thoughts. You can have. Yes, but then they went into religion, right? Into the mythology. They probably didn't think much of God. Yes, very much of God. And of course, that's just a waste of thoughts.

Yes, that's true. Just pretend that God is not real, and everything is real. Then it was just a mess, right? I think maybe sometimes I didn't have anything to think about, and suddenly I saw the earth lying on a Christmas tree. Suddenly. But they had the old, or rather modern thinking, laughing their ass off, thinking that you should just go and be stimulated by something else all the time.

That's not good. Silence is the foundation to be creative. I don't understand that I could get so involved in that. But I understand now that you get tired of thinking that you learn a lot. You have to have the patience. But imagine the prison. Imagine the contrast from Reels and everything else to Narpozella. Then you might have managed to come up with good jokes or ideas

or it would have been a hell of a start. And after six weeks you might have ended up with... ...began to actually think about it. Imagine if Breivik was allowed to publish a book now. It wouldn't have just been copycat from other manifestos. It would have been really good, I think. But he has Playstation 2. He has tried to get Playstation 3.

And he should at least not play Call of Duty. He should at least not play that. He compl complaining about it? No, you know what? I support that so damn much. He would have gotten quite a few points, if he had won. He's sitting there playing Call of Duty and just... What the... Damn it, Mark Sister! Just Sister!

I think he would have gotten quite a good kill streak. You know what? You can say Bjørn Breivik. He has a hit-sicle. But he has a hit-sicle. He should have started with stand-up. He was a lot on stand-upn Breivik. He was a stand up. He was a lot of time on the stand up. I have seen a video clip from Rdk where he was in the audience. The rehearsal? Yes. There is a clip where you can see, a bit of a bad clip, but you see it because you know it.

This is Anders Breivik. And that's how he sat up the plant, that's where he decided to become a terrorist. I think if I had been lying on one of the mountains and he had come to shoot me, I think he would have shot me. You are an Aryan dream. He had thought he would plant himself and make Norway white. I look like a Portuguese or something. I would have gotten 6 bullets in my face. If you knew what would happen if you weren't taken, would you have taken a small hit? I could have driven all over Germany, Germany, New York, all over. I would have done anything. But my instinct in fight or flight is fight. And that's not a compliment, it's actually a negative thing. There are some animals that are always in fight and they die all the time.

So that's not good, but I would probably run towards Breivik, maybe save the day, so he probably died at once. This is a kind of joke stand-up premise that is almost as well-used, or is it really? It should have been as well-used as the one where I could have traveled back in time and killed Hitler or something. That one where I could have had the opportunity to, if I had been there, and could have taken Breivik's life. What would you have done? What would you have done? I would have maybe done a whole Hitler. And then just like this.

And then afterwards... When he turns around. I would have hoped that Erlend Lohen would come on a wheel to distract him. This is what I would have done without knowing. Throwing stones. There are many stones on an island. Do you think I would have dreamt that I would have thrown a perfect stone? I am not a trashy person, but this is what I do. I am on the outside, I hide behind a big clip or something. So I take a stick, throw it, make a distraction sound.

I want a trick in the book. Then he starts to walk towards the stick. Then I throw one stone first, then another one that I have in my left hand. And if I hit both, then I deserve to die. That is completely correct. But stone throwing is very difficult. One thing is that you have to hit perfectly, and then it's not like he's smoking. He had a helmet.

Oh, he had a helmet. Oh, fuck. He really had a helmet. Did he hit the pick? Hit the pick? I think he had so much drugs in him that a little pick attack would have been a trap he was on. And then he's like, now you're going to get a bad fall. You've thrown two stones at my dick. Now I'm going to shoot the shit out of you. I thought he was a crazy bastard. He went there and had... what was his name? I read that one. Tripped? Yes. Is that what it's called?

I don't know. No, Blitz is the first book about drugs. The Germans? Yes Is that the one? I don't know. Blitz is the first book about drugs. Yes, they were on meth. Crystal meth. It was called pervitin. Yes, that's the one. I developed it early. It's a totally crazy experience. He was on something like that. He had a vagina on his ear.

Oh my God. And walked around and held it. On the MET it is difficult to lose, as I usually say. I have seen a lot of Cops episodes, it is my favorite show. And there are a lot of them on MET and they are tough. Germany managed to take half of Europe in two hours or so. And then there is a lot more to do, because they manage to fall a guy, not that they have tried it. But it's probably in the cards.

I can write about that too. I have managed to get some of that in my younger days. Do you think so? I can remember it. How was that? It was fucking awesome. You didn't attack the pole or anything? I was young, I think. I remember I got something like that from my pig.

I think they started using it as a sling medicine in the beginning. Because you get thinner, right? If fucking thin and beautiful. But... None of the Germans were fat, no one complained about that. I also agree with what you said. It was so thin and beautiful. But... You are one of the Germans who was faked, no one complained about that. I also agree with... It's a bit like New Year, the first podcast.

Me? Yes, first after... It's clear that the listeners think like, Okay, how has the editorial team worked up towards the next season? Are there any changes? Is there anything... No, I have chosen from Bonnie Butter from Humor and Hierarchy. There is nothing...

You are not the best team. There is nothing to see here. Is there anything? But you know, honestly, these episodes are the best. When you can only sit and do a joke with a thief like you. And we are always looking forward to this. This is the whole king. Back over there.

In addition to this focus thing, I now live out or I try to live an old childhood dream. Okay. Remember, did you watch the mc-mouse from Mars? No. No, after that. I'm sorry, the mc-mouse from Mars? Yes! It's a whole red's show, which I love.

The best thing I knew. The mousses from Mars were a bunch of bikers. Mouse bikers. Mouses or mouses. Very small motorcycles. It was completely upscale. The mouses were big. Or the small town. I don't know. It was some sci Yes, yes. Or it was the small town, I don't know. It was some sci-fi stuff.

And the only mouse had one of those, it was all mice, mouse, mouse, mouse, but the only arm of his was a robot arm. It was a robot arm that could shoot stuff. Transformers-like. It was totally crazy. And you want a have a robot like this? I have an old dream of becoming a cyborg. I think it's a bit scary, the whole cyborg or transhumanist thought. But I think it's appealing. I think it's exciting.

And it's in the future? In some kind of shit? You know what? I'm trying a little here and a little there. I'm not afraid of it. I have a chip in the back of my triceps. What the fuck do you have there? It's a kind of diabetes-mold. Oh, I get that now. It's a little cyborg, but it's not quite...

But what's the name of that South African guy who shot Damacy, who had a steel leg? Pythorius. Pythorius, not a daily transformer? He didn't run faster than those things, didn't he get a little more suspense in the legs? He ran faster than any other. Of course, and he didn't get tired in the legs either. And that's just the start. Yes.

And the legs too, you have a lot of seiborg. I can't wait until I get my hip transplantation in. And that I get support for that. If I feel pain in my hip, I just say yes, nice. Give me seiborg. The sooner the better. I've said this so many times, but I think I should change the kitchen and everything. But you can get exactly the same kick you've always had, but it's just new.

Pop-up. But if you change the telepig, you will feel it in a different way. You don't get exactly that... And it's a bit fun to have another pig on my body. But it's not just another pig, it's that silicon pig, you know? Yes. Real robotics and silicon and really smart. It's smart.

And it can vibrate and such. Yes. Because it would have been nice to get a womanizer function. Oh, yes. And it develops a glider that is perfect. And rotates. A glider that is not an addition to anything. It is a privilege for the wolves to get that glider. Do you think any men would want to take you out of the friendship circle?

Because I'm like, oh, now comes the one who can rotate the dick and such. You are a huge coward. You can't come for dinner. You can't meet my girlfriend. My dick can't vibrate and such. That is so absurd that one good dick. That is what men have found. That women are so cowardly.

That if there is one with a good, big belly, then it's a force that gives you a hard time, even in the best of cases. It's not how it works. It's men's imagination. But I think if a guy has a very bad dick, he gets invited everywhere. And now I'm just talking experience, just what I've heard. Yes, but the blood sugar goal, you see now, it's just to check how different things... Does he understand what's going on in the stomach or something?

He has diabetes. You don't? No. Oh, you just do it for the love of the game. I'm a science professor. What is the neurolink thing? Do you know anything about it? In the muscle stuff?

Yes, you can read your thoughts. If you want tomato soup, you order it automatically. No, but it depends on whether you are able to attach some kind of electrodes to some parts of the brain, so you can pick up not thoughts, but feelings, or how you pick up some chemistry. It's a bit like this one. It's not direct blood, but something in between. I don't understand. But it picks up blood sugar levels. But they don't always say what they find. It's like marketing and Instagram.

Every time I want a silk dress, I get an ad for it. They don't tell the whole truth. But what's interesting about it, the reason, I mean, if you have something that makes you conscious about something, then you will be much better at making the right decisions. So this makes me interested, so I follow along. So I know that if I had always had violent spikes in my blood sugar, which is not so good, then it is a natural consequence that I eat a lot of shit and shit,

a lot of hamburger breads and cheeseburgers all the time, and drink a lot of beer and wine. Fast carbs. Yes, so it is a bit pre-warning. You know what? Ida, who I live with now, she has an Apple Watch, a smart watch, and then she sees the pulse, and how much she sleeps and such things. And I've been thinking about buying a cell phone,

because sometimes, for example, when I'm sleeping, suddenly I get a high pulse. And then I think, I get a high pulse from sleeping. Am I that bad a friend of yours, from lying and sleeping. But how do you know you have a high pulse? I hear... ...and then I think, wow, I should actually wake up a bit.

And then sometimes when I wake up, I don't feel that I have slept so much. But then maybe I have had a little high pulse. And my theory is that, I don't know if you can hear it in my voice, but my face doesn't breathe that well. You can hear it in your voice that you don't breathe well. It sounds like I'm trying to hang myself 9 times. What are those dogs called? French Bulldog? French Bulldog.

That's what I have. And I want to know, do I get enough oxygen during the night? Do I have to start with a mask that people use to fight? Sleep, yes. Seriously, yes, seriously. It's the beginning and the end. Then you have thrown your handkerchief in your mask unit. But you know why you get sleepovers? I think it's because the tongue falls so far behind the stomach when you sleep. It blocks you from feeling pain. And many people feel pain over longer periods of time during the night.

And you get blood clots, and you feel like it disappears. I'm going to turn away from having something like that, but I often lie on my stomach. Like I've been shot. I lie with my face down. What are you talking about? And then my tongue slips out, doesn't it? I can't lie on my back, I have no chance. You lie like a dirty, shitty guy every night. It's like I'm sleeping on the outside. I lie with my face down and my tongue out.

And on the side I get a pain in the shoulder. But do you need a mask if you lie like that? You know what? The only thing I have to say. I'm not talking about any specific advice. I'm done. I can't be anything that gives advice all the time. But if you ask me what works for me. Just take all those things. I'm not talking about the things that are not working for me.

I'm talking about the things that are not working for me. I'm done, I can't be anything that drives advice all the time. But if it's something that works for me, it's better to take all the things that seriously bothers you and make it into an interesting thing. That you get a pain in the shoulder if you lie on the side, you struggle with that and that because you lie on your stomach like that. You can go to a nasal, nose, throat specialist and get a transplant. Now I'm not going to be advertising on the phone. Ear, nose, throat and a sleeping mask. But I have had neck problems and different things myself. I bought a pillow, it was an ad.

And I was like, okay, I sold. It was a proper ad. It went through the anatomy and the gel. Wasana? No, because I need a pillow. I have bought a pillow that supports the neck a little bit. And then there is a little stretch on the side so that I can put my arm under it. Oh, that's... And I'm not kidding. I always felt pain in the neck when I woke up.

Don't you? Because then you can finally lie on the side. Because then the arm is caught. That's the problem. Then you lie with your shoulders up like a... Like a mummy. As high as you can get. It's a term that you... of high shoulders. Yes, that's true.

I've actually had some bad habits lately. It's maybe boring to talk about, but I've stopped smoking weed. Have you? Too good? Yes, I think so. Or I don't know. I've said for many years that I should smoke weed. No, if you need to chill more, you should.

But if you need to chill less, you should stop. But what happens is that I don't take the weed. You get bored? Yes. I don't get bored, but what happens is that I don't get to sleep. So to get to sleep, I have started to train a little. And I notice that they do it well. One thing, I have also got up and sleep. So to get sleep I have started to train a bit. And I notice that it does good. One thing, I have also got that, it sounds like I am rambling, but I have to do these things. I have had that calorie counting before.

Weightclub.no. And I only had that for one month. And I knew from the start that I should not going to start now. I'm not going to share my life. I'm just going to know what... Take the overview. I'm going to know what different things are. And then I went very low on weight, I should say. But I knew it wasn't a burden to carry. So I went away from that, and now I have more insight into what different things are, how much calories and blah blah blah. It's better to be a little bit chubby and happy. I'm not going to have that chubby blood sugar level anymore than now.

It's only been two weeks, so I have like eight days left. And then I have my do the blood sugar test more than now. It's only been two weeks, so I have eight days left. And then I have my alarm clock, mostly because I have to run my pulse a bit during training. But then I track my sleep. And that is so ultrasonic. It measures and looks down at the blood vessels. Oh, damn. But I want to do things like that when I get the chance.

Just to see, have I got my cholesterol and blood and all that stuff. If I am a pedophile, I get all the information from that smart phone. I just want to see some armor on a car. I don't want to pay to fix all that stuff, but I would like to know about it. Imagine how easy it would be if we hadn't had any elections, and if you lived in an old kingdom, and a messenger on the square We will map out all potential penophiles in our dear kingdom, no one will let them go Nobody lets go of the dog! And if you then enter a modern test room, where you measure everything from blood and pulse, urine, and then they show you a newborn. And then you see what happens to your brain.

And then you can see the difference between the shock you get from what is shown and that you actually enjoy it. And then you know that we are not on TikTok, so we are not pedophiles. We don't like sexualization of children. We are tired of TikTok. We don't see it. They dance and stuff. It's not for us. We are on Instagram. We are not pedo. If you can track some internet activity, then you are knocked out. I'm not proud of my internet activity, but it's definitely not pedo. But I'm not proud of it.

Is it more pedo or more necro? I would say it's pedo, but it's young people who are more mature. So it's not that bad. It's a reversed pedo. It's the only legit pedophilia. In what small or big degree is that okay? It's better than the alternative. If you see that the young person is a real bastard,

who just likes the ruling. Who just dominate the old man. It's not within the framework, but it's more within the framework. It's not even a lie, I can't say that. If you had found an Epstein island where rich old men were beaten by young women, it would have been not good, but it would have been better. There is much that would have been better. In the future, maybe that's what happens in the future. The most insane thing I know of, but it's not that bad, it's so bad-tempered, it's so crazy.

It's all those, eh, the society of grown-ups, like you have that one that was, where was it, Alvdahl, the Alvdahl case. It's a neighbor team with grown-ups who systematically abuse. And they have found each other? They have found each other! Oh my god. But are all of them compatible?

Do they all move into the P.O. street and the south together? Yes, yes. Because there are all of them. Really, they are all pretty P.O. Or are they told that there is someone who is so despicable that they manage to turn someone who is not a PEDO into a PEDO? That this is a PEDO-dronning-webs? Here it smells like Facebook group. Norwegian PEDO-groups are not just going to move to the same place.

Maybe it is. Because I know that, like dad loves Facebook, young people don't fuck with Facebook anymore. But those who are in the age of pedo, I think they still love... they have taken over Facebook now. What is the age of pedo? I was wondering about that. I think it's... I saw... I got one of those Radbital stuff. What are they called? Children's safety and stuff like that. Okay, never heard of it. No, it's like... guys, have you heard of it?

Oh, the ones who catch the pedo? You really don't read it, do you? No, no. Then we'll talk about it in the last year. No, it, the ones who catch the PDs? You really don't read the news, but you talk about it in the last years. The ones who catch the PDs? Yes. Oh, I have seen that abroad. I think it was so fascinating, because they are slacking, I have seen them not slacking as well, but they are slacking the most serious actors, they are slacking the PDs and the actors.

But you see the whole process, you see what they have done, how they have performed, it's the clear motivation they have. They are misusing a child. It's like catching a predator. And then you see the meeting where they believe, I think people are very, very programmed to like the thing that is intertwined between expectations and reality. So when you see they expect a child, and then adults come and say, we know exactly what you are doing. And even if they are lazy, you just notice the enormous drop. And it is something... What do they do? Are they chill in the run?

Many runs. And some become perplexed. Some try to break and just admit everything. there are quite a lot of different reasons. Because they say something like that, they don't agree if you break it or something, is that what they do? Or do they say you are fucked no matter what they do? They are very confident, I remember that they work in child protection and I understand why that happens. I have a lot of sympathy for the people, even though I think we are fans of the justice system and so on. But when the resources don't come to you, you understand that you have to take things in your own hands. If something happens to your family...

But this is people who have been abused themselves, so it is clear that they are not emotionally uninvested in this. Yes, they say that they are not a pedo, they are a torpedo. I thought that kid was hiding a lot of money. I have misunderstood the whole thing. I thought he was hiding 45,000 in Bandidos. But then maybe they take it a little extra. But it's something with the police being objective and neutral. It could happen that they should rather catch the police. But it's also something with who chooses a job in the police,

that is about watching child porn to figure out if it's child porn. Who chooses to take that job? The police department. Who is it? Isn't it them, the police? The ones who search for that job? Listen, no, you know what? They, Sivert, they deserve everything. The ones who are working on it. I have praised various working groups earlier. The children's workers, and the sick people. They are praised today.

The senior workers. The ones who actually have to go through it. Imagine how damn it is. And this is not like... If there is someone who chooses to go over time, then it's ok. What's going on with this guy? I agree. And you know AI can take over the job. And if there is someone who protests,

No, no, no, no, this is not a job for AI, this is a job for people. You know... What's actually going on with this guy? You know that PDAs are being pulled against these professions and positions? Do a neurolink on it, just to see what the motivation is. I agree. The police officers who are supposed to work in the headquarters... They are supposed to have a neurolink. They are supposed to have a neurolink.

And smart blocks. They are supposed to have the whole party. They have to. Because it's the PEDO's mecca to be completely there. We can't get away from that. If you are a month's employee on this department, three months in a row, it's like, hmm, okay, okay. If you are a real bourgeois,

who finally starts working on... Maybe not the McDonald's, because you can't go eat McDonald's all the time. So you work on... You work there, it's like, what's it there, when you can't sell, all the citizens who can't sell, because here is a little beauty spot, they have to take care of the background and sort it out to be thrown away. If you start taking the job home, that's also something you shouldn't do so easily. But you've praised the daycare workers before? 100%

You know I've worked in daycare? Yes, I've worked a lot in daycare. Or do you still praise them? I've worked a lot in daycare. A lot? I worked there as a vicar, and there was new new boys every time. And I... But it's something completely different. Yes, because it's something completely different.

And then you have to build confidence on new ones every time. Yes. And I don't have confidence-waking face. No, you don't. So many of the kids saw me and started to cry and stuff in the hallway and stuff. Yes, but I am confident about it. I feel I have woken up. Do you have children on you quickly? I work at one place.

Yes, it's easier. And then I also work at schools. I was a teacher at schools, but actually just one school. And then you had to work a little with new classes. I think it was a bit low. But I also praise those who are in schools, teachers and youth workers. Because we live in a very difficult time, isn't it crazy that we actually… It's incredible what we have managed to say from us as humans, we had all the possibilities to succeed, and then we have, maybe in connection with the distraction's age, we have managed to give from us. The worst is the control over the children to a certain extent. We look at what they want to buy on Snapchat, on the fans. We can't stop them. We can't stop with you. But now we see that the tech companies, they really don't want the best for their children.

They only want to make money. And now they have got all the control. The same as... It's not the same, but you also see that in food, in monopolists, which I'm a little interested in today. The Norwegian group, yes. The three big ones. They have so much power now, and they get bids, but they don't care. Yes, because they have the power to pay the bills. It's worth paying the bills and still working together.

When you have the power to pay the bills, it's bigger than the state. And there we are now. They don't put the bids in the budget. I was on a train on the way home from Solershov in Fredrikstad, and there was a big group of young people who were going to take the train from Fredrikstad to Mås or whatever. And there were several schools, there were so many. And they had just lost all control, they had have to let them get stuck in the car. And at some point families and old people are sitting there and are so scared. It's like watching scenes from Titanic. Anarchy in there. It's a picture I like to use. You know that scene where the old people are lying in the sea and waiting for the room to be filled.

That's how people lie around and they are around, and they are so scared, and they are so... And no one can do anything, because we have lost control over them. It's a fad. There is something about the good old discipline, when the children are traumatized, and they beat their wives at night, 15 years later, but when the opposite happens,

then we are back in the jungle, throwing trash at each other, climbing trees and yelling at each other. Some consideration we have to do there. We have to have a middle ground there. I think, this was free time for these kids, and I made a lot of fun of myself when I was younger. I just think, when you are at school, it has to be more disciplined in a way. And it is incredibly difficult to be a teacher,

if you just have to be a throw-ball between the kids. That you don't have a chance, if you're not a beast. You have to be a bit of an alpha to be a teacher. Yes, if you're not a leg alpha, you get pissed off, because you don't have the tools to handle it. And you want to have some tools too. Those who are in that now, they're celebrating. And again, how the fuck did we manage to give us control to tech companies and other money-gracing bastards?

We have lost the fight against the money, I would say. Yes, we have. And I remember when I was at that age, the puberty, you are full of hormones and everything, so you are completely crazy. But I remember there were some teachers who were quite militant, but they were also latex. They also had good humour, they could say a latex joke, and they also let things go in a short time. They could talk to you, but two hours later they had forgotten. And almost like people who are good at training dogs, you know how they talk on the pitch and they are happy with the dog? They learned to like it well,

so there was no problem with getting some talk in the 8th grade, as long as I think the teacher was a little cool and so on. And that's what you need, you need someone who has a little humor, but who is also a little strict. I think so. Again, we just have to raise the idea of balance. That we have to see the world in a nuanced way. Often we take a very violent 7 mile step on one side of the road.

When it comes to this balance between children needing safety and love, we don't need an outright school system with violence and punishment. Spanish language? We don't need that in any way. And I prefer home training. We don't need a home where there is security. But you can't have a home or a school where you can't have a clear, extreme background.

And then you could talk straight forward. Yes, and in the textbooks, when I'm a father, I'm a civil. Yes, because you have read literature now. I read a little, I'm so bored. But it's in the sound book. You know what? It's harder to open a book than a child. My own son, I'm a human being, I know.

But I see him, the little boy, in the eye, and let him know that you love him over everything on earth. But you can't... If he tries to touch or take his busman on, not that, not that! If you don't say no to him then, what happens is that he is 18 and then the guard outside says, You can't come in, then he starts to beef with the guard, because that's the first time he hears no. Or for example at the airport, the plane is over the sink, he starts to shout at them in the They were a bit of a I have talked a lot about the book, Stolen Focus. It was very interesting, I think it was very interesting that part about the focus, and how you need to think and so on. But then out of the book, it was all about all the famous, not art, but very famous problems that are often brought up in the same gang.

It was the school system, ADHD, medicine, air quality, and it's not correct, but also very... He was supposed to put everything in one book. It's hard to know if it's correct or not, so you have to know so much to get a hold of it. Yes, when I read it, it seems like that. Of course, I think I give a lot.

But just that there is such a huge increase of mental illness and ADHD among young people, is only because we have understood psychology and... Now we have started to highlight it, before we didn't know about it, but now we know about it. I think there are some ongoing factors that lead to a lot of it. Have you heard of a guy named Gabor Mate? He is the king of porn. No, child porn king? No.

He's the only psychological guy I fuck with. I don't understand what he's talking about, but he's a trauma specialist, and then he's a ADHD specialist, and then he's a dependency specialist. And he talks a lot about that, you know, when you are in the working class today, you struggle a lot with working a lot, a lot of stress, and then the kids absorb that stress. And when you are bombed with stimuli from screens and so on, the brain is constantly overstimulated and stressed.

And then you get the HD, and instead of going to a therapist and talking about, I feel like this and that, so push and farm a lot of pills on the kids to earn money. And then you end up with an opium epidemic and then end up with a lot of depressed Suesendalen generation set kids. What he has and several others claim is that the pharmaceutical industry is very strong in the US. Big Pharma. Big Pharma. What he claims is that both when it comes to Ritalin and other amphetamines, in the same way as Oxytocin is enormously expensive.

And when you get a lot of money, you also get a lot of power. And that in a way, it ensures that the idea that almost half of it is made of H2M, it is very lucrative. And in the US it is very vulnerable to lobbyism. So if the pharma can use lobbyism, you can see it on NRA, Wall Street or Israel. If you have a good lobby, you can change all the laws, right? And you see the tendency for these things to collapse. We are very global, we are in the globalism.

Globalism? Globalization? Globalization. Globalization. Yes. So you see that, you see a lot of these trends in Norway as well. We were in the food industry, right? Yes. But... That you...

I'm a bit into the ultra-processed stuff. I've started to think a bit. Of course not really, but a little bit. And I think that if you think that you can't eat anything ultra-processed, or give your children something ultra-processed, then you're on a wild track. You have to have some meds.

But just have all the raw materials and the usual things in the bottom, then it goes quite well. But the fact that it is not explicitly put forward in this cost safety report, which is not Norway, it is EU, it is all shit. The fact that it is not explicitly pointed out that, hello, if you only eat post-food and processed half-fabricated food, and eat and drink 2 liters of Pepsi Max a day, which a lot of people do, because sugar free is completely alcohol free, and you drink that black thing through your body, 2 liters a day.

Cola light and Diet Coke. And then you don't drink water. And if you think that it has nothing to say about all these things that red meat is supposed to do to you. If you eat, if you get stomach cramps, or something else, and red meat, this is the burden of the scientific method, then you can't isolate it only to the fact that it's red meat, then it's a problem. You have to define, for example, is it processed pulses?

I can't understand that. Is it what has happened. And for example... It says in the start that processed meat is the worst. It would be a type of meat with a lot of meat. I don't eat that much meat. But I eat a lot of meat that is a bit more tender. Short ribs or something like that. And I just let it cook for a long time.

And then it's a lot of fat and stuff. But at least no one has done anything with it. I also always buy the cheaper, a little harder meat. A little neck, a little shoulder. Always the lower shoulder, which is 100% better, and which is much cheaper. And then it can be longer. Then you can have it in the oven for a while. Yesterday I made a whole pig's neck pulled pork. And had it in the oven for 12 hours or so. And then I had a lot of lamb fillet with chicken.

And I was like, I'm going crazy, you should have a noodle link on me. I got the legs probably four times before the cooking time. But meat is not super healthy and such, but at it's not something to chew on. It's at least clean pieces. But I've been thinking about that too. If you hunt it yourself, isn't that healthier? Isn't that a bit healthier if you shoot deer and stuff like that? Can it be so nice to eat deer's hair and stuff like that?

You know what? I think... Eat a little more reason, eat a little more varied. Eat less, don't have a lot of meat all the time. I don't think it's a carnal thing. Not because I think it's unhealthy, but because I think it's healthy. But I think the thing with the weight is something. But another problem, to stop driving Angus from Argentina on boats and planes. You don't need a wagyu for lunch.

What about all those millions of kilos of lamb that are hanging on freezer boxes around Norway? It's just the food we have, and some more fat and good inscriptions. This is about the economy, and it's about us, what we are looking forward to. We have the meat in the package and the fresh, easy meat pieces. But my point is that I really think that if… I mean, this is the most experiment, if you remove all ultra processed food from the chain, on the day, the economy will collapse. Yes, because there is money in it.

There is so much money in it. There is so much money in it, not only because... It's summarized, but if you think about a product that is processed in front of pure raw materials, then you can process the raw materials, add a lot of, and you can take what you want for that product. It's so much more money in these products. But do you know what the solution is? And I've done this a few times, but you can buy from Benner. So you can buy... Mom actually buys meat. She has a hookup on the ground in the Westland. And she buys meat from Benner. And she buys meatønner. Yes, you can.

So you can buy... The eco ring. Mom actually buys meat. She has a hookup on the farm in the west. Yes. She gets half a piece of meat and so on in between. Give me some pieces and so on. I can.

And you can also buy right from Bønner. And then we drive the Norwegian group. And then we get a little healthier meat, so we can have a little better consistency in the collection. I'm going to take all the self-respect in the world, because I have been as passive and naive as everyone else in this world. When it comes to these things, the food thing. Just put food in your mouth. And not least the food. I mean, thank you for everything. I have not gone under the loop. Of course, politicians have to take part in this blame, but I have not gone under the loop. Of course, the politicians have to take part in the blame here, but I have not been noticed enough.

But we have to take it back. It's so long, so the user's will is 300 pages. I can not read that thing. If we stand with a pistol in the tinnitus and are to be executed for so been, you just have to sit and laugh. You know what? We deserve this. What took you so long? This is too much. Give me the gun, I'll do it myself. Okay, Sivert. We... No, but as I said, Cyborg, the old childhood friend, the MC mouse in March.

I am... I'm against it. I have to say that. So I wrote it down, I went over here, it's a classic wedding dress, right? I have talked before, I have made the advantage of the concept of weddings, of course it is the whole king to have brothers. Others are tripping and afraid to slip. But brothers are also a bit tiring, because you have to drag them on your shoes. What you should have are, of course, pretty expensive, fresh winter shoes, with built-in, well-lit brothers of the best kind.

And not just straight down, but from the sides, and then you push the bro out. So when you get some ice and stuff today, then just, ok. Fuck off, like that. Double air pressure to the ice. And just, in a single stroke, you just smash the bro.

In all its power. I just have to say, I bought winter shoes yesterday, and then I thought about these things, because they have a lot of PIG shoes. And I know if that went well as a brother, it's much milder, I'm sure. You're not supposed to have a PIG shoe in a shift bag in your bag. No, but that's what I mean,

that I can't go in and hear like click, clack, click, clack, click, and so therefore I didn't buy it. And that's what maybe is an advantage with brothers, you can take the other when you're going in. Because I bought something that I can probably wipe on the ice with the shoes I bought, but they looked pretty elegant. And I'm just inside if there's too much snow. We'll manage this in 2025. Yes.

Can we get stilts? Anything we can get. Have you seen the robots running around in Japan? Can't I get a pistol case? Have you seen the robots rolling down the slopes? And can both roll and walk? Yes, I have. Clatter and everything? Yes. Of course we can make a shelter.

Or some voids with some winter blankets. Can't we get some voids with some winter blankets? I can't void anything. I'm shivering in street criss and stuff. Of course we can get that. Can't we get anything with some belts? Like those you have on snow skates? We are a winter thing.

The spark is very, very... Electric spark is central to our culture. The spark, we can get spark in our animals. Another alternative, this is something I have thought about for a long time. You know helium balloons. I know helium balloons. What if I tie a helium balloon to my bag, for example and then it will carry all my weight. So if I see that here is a huge puddle with the sills, then I can elegantly bend over it,

because the helium balloon will give me enough lift. It's a smart helium balloon, which means that you can carry heavy things. And if I want, for example, on Ardangevide this summer, with a heavy backpack, 40 kg on my back, what is the distance from tying a heli to that bag? Now I suddenly carry 0 kg. Fantastic.

And here is a hammock. I make one pair of pants. Now I'm on the other side of the hammock. This brings me to a small spout. An old spout I'm going to pick up again. And I don't remember exactly what the spalten was called, but I think it was... People probably remember. I think it was... Is it a... Is it a blinker in the audience? Wasn't it? Is it a... It sounds like something you would think.

Because it goes straight to the end. And then Spalten goes out that we are going to say different professions, and then hear if there are any listeners who is in the profession? And initially I made the Spalten in my time, because I actually wanted to be able to... If I had a question related to the right to a profession, I would like to be able to get in contact with professionals. But it just happened that I took the funny names. Is there a lock-filler in the hall? That was the name on the board. So I... So... If we should...

I can start, or would you like to start? No, you can start. Is it a... Let's see... Is it a practising astronomer in the hall? Practising astronomer in the room? Practising astronomer? Well, I mean practising astronomer. Astronomer and astrologer, one is star sign and the other is to go to Mars.

The other is to be on Mars and such. Astronomer, the definition is that it is the learning about... It is the one that is legit. The learning about the universe. You have different cosmologists, I don't understand the difference. Cosmopolitan. When I think about the scene, I think of the old legends, the Keppler and such, who sat and saw in a telescope. Long telescopes.

And that's the ones I want to get in touch with. I sat with it as a New this for the last five years, that I will start to see more out of the big lines in the universe and the small lines. So I will see more in a telescope and a microscope. So is there a practical astronomer or a micro-nome? Yes, because that's the opposite. One who works at a lab who can actually see into your smallest things and work with it, or one who can see out of the biggest things. Wow, I had a microscope when I was eight years old. Yes, but they are pretty old. I bought it on Brio, it was terrible.

But I could take a hair, for example, between two glass plates and look at it. And pretty interesting actually. I want to see, I don't want to see. It's not good, Miklas, that you were on Brio. I don't want to see... It's not good, Miklas, you're on brio. I don't want to see the toes in the picture. No. I want to see these many nanometers, the plate length, I want to see.

Cellars. That are so much about plate, can you see the plate length? I think you can see it. What the hell? I think, what would I see seen? I would have seen... I would have seen... You know, that... What is it called? The mosquito that takes over people's brains.

Which is in The Last of Us and stuff. It's just... But they can do it on ants and stuff. Then they can get the ants to walk around and spread themselves. You have to check that out. Zombie ants. It's a type of mosquito that infects the brain to the brain, and then the brain gets to go where all the other brains are.

Then it can spread more and then take over. I would like to see that under a microscope. You have to check that out. Zombie ants. Because it manages to control the brain to a certain extent, so that it goes where it is smart for the mosquito to spread. And then it controls the brain to a certain extent, so that it goes where it is smart to spread itself. And then it controls the brain. And that is something you have to check out. There you have a rabbit hole you want to jump into.

But in contrast to, for example, the last of us and other zombie movies, the brain cannot live with less. The body is relatively intact. I have seen those zombie movies where it just goes around the skeleton. And that anatomy works well. The physique does not recover even if you have got a soap virus. No, but I think it can have you two days before. And then you fight. So just because you have a soap virus, you can walk on the skeleton. And bypass the musclesculature? And later? I think that you have a couple of days on your body

before you are completely empty on the inside and so on and then you shake down. But you have a little... In addition, it is very precise, that mosquito, because it can... They had tested many different mosquitoes that had been infected by that mosquito and all of them had managed to find a leaf on the north side of the tree, about 25 cm above the ground,

stuck in the leaf root. Then the mosquito spider goes through the head and it grows out and releases a new spider that will try to infect others. And you have to check that out anyway. Zombie ants and the mosquito thing. Because I don't think that can happen to humans because of immune protection and everything. But on Mavel it works. I would like to put that under a microscope. And a self-insight, but I also need a microscope to see.

I think when I first started with that thing, I think I can sit in it for several years. I think it can sit in it for several years. I think I am so fascinated by it. And again, here I have the coolest thought that you can have as a person. I live a resourceful life in the best country in the world, in the best time and blah blah in the bottle. And then I have the thought that I want to be a man who sees both in a telescope and a microscope. And after 5 years I have not been able to do it. You have not done it? I am so impatient.

Buy a microscope and a microscope. You can write about it. If you make bits about it, you can write about it. Okay, one more thing. And now you have proof for it, since we talked about it. If I get a book review, I will ask the book reviewer to just listen to this episode. Because now we have proof that you will use it as well. You will be able to come up with one joke about it, it's not that difficult. Uranus, you already have something, right? I can also mention that I will soon have a four-month writing tour in Brazil, which I can put in a triple A.

I will have three weeks in Las Vegas to be inspired by Black Jaguars, which I'm working on, which costs six million. I'm working on a play about Rain Man. I'm working on an Epstein-Eya joke, so I almost have to take a flight. Diddy-Freak-Off joke. Do you have more business to do? Because if we come back to the original goal of the sport, I have a couple of days. Go ahead, go ahead with yours. Who else can come up with a phase on the form of tax? Because there you have politically divided opinions.

I think there is one religion that is an expert on that. Just to go into detail. You say that the left side will claim that when Stein Erik Hagen called the big ones to go back and bring back your pepper and stuff, the big ones will answer that the reason you are so prejudiced is because you earn with your money. You want to have your money, your greedy manufacturer. They answered that the reason you are so privileged is because you earn money yourself. You want to have more money, you greedy motherfucker. And learn to give your money back. What the hell are you doing? And the rich side would say that it is the growth of the home, selling new startups and Norwegian business.

And the two are against each other. The rest of the phase is that it gives, it can, you can't, it can't be met halfway through. Because we have quite a few people in the country, and very few are very rich, so if the money you get from the tax is enough to help those who are small, then the problem is solved. Then the Labour Party will grow again. But that is not the case. Because the money you get from there, they go where they go. People are fucking poor. We have nothing, nothing works.

I think France is more to the left, and the USA is much further to the right, so Norway is a little in the middle. But is there one form of tax economy or state-owned in the middle, in a way. But is there one former tax economist slash state secretary in the audience? You know what? One person who has tried to answer that question is one named Thomas Piketty. One who is called… He is also… One footballer who is called… If you know him. He tried to answer that. He said that the rich people are just sitting and smoking weed.

They are not being used. They are not in the economy. They are just sitting and smoking weed like an egg. And that means they should be reduced. Yes, and this is also about farm taxes, harvest taxes and so on. And I'm a little fan of that idea. But is there a tax on harvest in Norway now? I think it's still that thing. I think so.

But it's a very... I hope not. It's a very obvious approach. If you... To prevent further growth of family dynasties, which is very harmful for... If you, as you said, to quote Bernie Sanders, or have something like 1% and it's also about...

99% And they get richer and richer and richer. And then you get the conditions that are now. Donald Trump and Elon Musk are in control of the shoot-out. And now, I don't both Canada and the Panda on the channel and Greenland. Is it a joke? And Ilan Vesk. You know what? That's what I'm against. That's because it's the right extreme version. And I get freedom of speech for a lot of things, but hell no. Are you kidding? Do you really think they are so fat people?

I am not capitalist in that way. I think communism has very bad ambassadors, but capitalism works in every case. But I say that when I get rich, and then I suddenly have a lot of cowboys and capitalists, limousine and bolt premium everywhere. I'm poor, so I'm a socialist, and if I get rich, I switch to the other side. I mean, we have a system that makes you earn so much that you get a top-scan, right? And if you put it a little higher, so you absolutely can't complain about, like, now you earn 1.2 million, you've lived a huge life and you're like, I give up, I give up, I don't need more the rest goes to wealth and stuff and then you can, isn't that great?

what's great about home use is not buying expensive shorts and stuff who cares about that shit, it's not cool to have expensive cars, expensive shoes who cares about that, but having, expensive shoes, but don't worry about that. But to have a food truck, or for example, I'm going to make a T-shirt collection, and that's not money, you're taxing yourself anyway, because you're just doing it as business expenses. So have money to play with. Try to be an inventor. I've found a new type of stethoscope with three, one on the pan and one in both ears. Find out such things. That can be done if you have a lot of money without taxes.

To a certain point, before you start paying the tax, you put it on. With one mil, it can earn so much. Everything beyond that, you have to mark such altruistic things. And such things like, okay, I want to invest in this, I want to... I read about a guy who lived his whole life without a family, and who finally donated everything to get 30 children for him. To continue his studies. That's nice. That's how. That's the way the world should be. If I get rich, I would like to have a very bad farm.

Where a lot of vegetables are completely rotten and a lot of mistakes happen on that farm. We only have one grass, but it's huge. All the golden roots are blue. And then we write about those things on the box and then we just eat the food ourselves. That's my plan. You can do that. We've cooked a deer, but we've cooked it 11 times with a fork. So you have to eat it on your own.

But what if you overdo it yourself? I sometimes think that this podcast should be called Full Uncle. Oh, there comes the gun again. Full Uncle. I think it's pretty precise. Maybe that's next year's solo show. Oh, there comes the big one again! There comes the big one again! Full uncle! I think it's pretty accurate. Maybe it's the next solo show. Full uncle, what's going on with Jamaica? Are you going to Madrid to play drums?

What the hell is going on? In London? I don't feel like doing a trans joke there. Are you going to switch back and forth? What's going on with the mic? Oh, I remember. One dash, damn it! If you can switch, you can't switch to race. Then she has more ackevitt. I think the flunkel is good. It's not so stupid.

It will be a little narrower, smaller, maybe. It will be authentic. I say again, we have to build, we have to just bite the apple. And then we have to build more statues and busts of the rich. And then just, okay, how many statues and streets do you want? You get the tower you want. Just don't move, Sveids. And then pay taxes, but you can get a bust. Yes, good. I could still go on.

I can be quick. How do you see a point that is alive, a healthy point? You have to make a hole. You have to have a hole. I feel like there is a little echo system inside you, that is like, if you contaminate...

So I think if you are going through... You can't get a little camera in there, because then you will destroy the climate. contaminates... Yes. So I think if you're going to do something... You can put a little camera in there, because then you'll contaminate... Then you'll destroy the climate. You know, on Gardnemond, you know when you happen to be exposed to go through that full body scanner, if you then pull out the plug, pull out the plug and just take that into that full body scanner... We can do something with that. I want to have a little camera in there. I want to see how it looks physically. Then you have to go into the urine tube.

I want to be the hunt for the kidney stone to work with. You are too young to know what it is. Yes, but I also remember Charlie the chocolate factory when he manages to use the TV to crack his little boy. I think if you manage to use that technology, then you will get into your own point, then I think you will meet Charlie in the door. Then we can start talking about chocolate. Before we go to the last part of the podcast, I just want to hear, and it's a little like that because I'm interested in knowing, but also a little, because it would be cool to get them in the podcast at a certain point. I have realized that what I find most fun is that I don't give a shit about celebrity status. And that type of B and A celebrities. It's Norway, there are no big celebrities.

I have never cared less about those things. And I mean, you notice that it sells more. People watch more programs with celebrities, and people listen to podcasts with celebrities. But that is just one part of the country, I think. I think a lot of people don't care. As long as the content is fun. So who are the wildest people you have met? And it can be anything. The wildest people I have met up through, and it can be anything. The wildest people I have met up through. The wildest stories. In Norway.

Wow. I went to school with Marius. Borg Høyby? Yes. Went to school with him. If you think about it, he from Game of Thrones, he is the prince with the blond hair. Joffrey? Yes.

He and already then you saw it, you will hit girls. Really? And then I went to kindergarten. Okay, come on. So, no, I just remember the first day, there there was a helicopter at school and police cars driving around. He snatched the cow in the sledge and stuff, and we were just like, he just gets the sledge for me. Was he like a Joffrey kid? Yes.

Oh. So already then, but I would have certainly become what I am if I had had the same circumstances. So I don't blame him, he'm just a product of the student environment. You could have been the hand of the king. You could have had a needle in your chest. I could have been like the hound, or something like that, a guy with a bear face.

Because of that with the sound on it, right? Yes, I did. And I even dressed up as Marius, but when you have helicopters over the school, and guards with AG3 and such, then you just have to get ahead of them. I also met Chartersvein once at Riesenga, a friend of mine. I have also worked with Chartersvein several times.

Are you kidding? No, he has... he has wrapped himself in something, but he was a damn good guy before. And he is still, I think. I don't quite agree with the way he thinks. Even though I think it's important to ask questions, I think it's completely crazy what he does to me. But he was in different sketches I had before. We made a parody of the series Berserk, the Berserk series, where Chartershine was in the boat, and I played a super character. And even Torge played…

He has a lot of comic energy! Yes, he was there, and we had an acoustic version of the boat, sitting there and dangle with the legs outside the sailboat there and I played on the guitar We played an acoustic version of the kings and Yorkers there and he was the whole king So he met at the swimming pool, I think Fatta was friends with him. But maybe I should get a charter Get a charter. You know what? I had asked him actually, but then he was in a violent I don't want to say psychosis, but it actually ended with me calling the psychologist Yes, on the phone. He is on the list. We have found quite a few... We are doing a neurolink on him And now it will be said that I... I didn't...

So you called the psychologist on the phone? Charles Schven, and I was like... That's funny, I've heard. I'm going to get to the point. I wasn't worried about him, because I wanted him to get hurt, but because I thought he was a very nice guy. So I wanted to get into his background, how he thought and stuff, and then he came in. And he jumped from the one thing about conspiracy to the flat-out thing. He was a red pill, hammering his way out. I saw his Facebook update. He was losing his language because he had to throw out his thoughts so fast. And I thought, he is either a regular in a way. So I called the psycho-telephone and asked for the answer. And then I fell asleep that day.

So I woke up the next day and I remember I was in a state of stress. I called the phone and just took it and said Hello, it's from... I don't remember what it's called... It's a psychosis phone maybe? Psychosis phone? Psychosis.no And then I was like, ok, what the hell... what do you mean by that? Why did you call me? You gave me a message about a certain swede, Östvik Yeah, fuck! I did that!

The king of Mallorca! The king of Mallorca! The king of Mallorca! And then I had to deal with that, it's not how it works, you have to get in touch with family. Yes, because it's almost like... you can't just snitch... But it was funny, it was funny to let them know that I was a real charge-ride psycho phone, and I had to handle the whole thing. It's funny if he takes the person and calls, dude, and Flade takes the clicks, like a heaven-psychosis-sneeze.

If you get it yourself, you think everything is in the most beautiful way, when you have put the charge in place and call the psychologist, then you are taken by the psychologist yourself. You are a clean psycho here. I have had Vettel well-willed in my podcast. The psycho prince. He has thanked me for the scenes. I made a kind of record for him through the podcast. He got to work a lot afterwards. It was a very fun story. You were a springboard for his psycho career. It is actually like this, when you have been in the psychosis, it is like this.

You feel that you are better than everyone else. And then you're actually sitting there almost wibbling on a chair. It's sick. I hope not. No, you never know for sure. No, that's what I can do. This podcast doesn't really happen. And it's just sitting at home and being completely manic and just sitting there and talking to myself. So you mention Chartersvein and you mention... Marius Høyby.

Yes, but it will be a tumor answer, right? I can also say Jacob Zuma, he was the former leader in South Africa No, it's a silly answer But I understand that it will be a weird answer Yes You will now have the show when I pee so badly Yes, take a pee break if you want Yes, we take a shot

We take a shot Thanks for reminding me that you was actually going to pee. I noticed I sat down on the edge of the chair. It's better to celebrate. You know what? I'll say it again. It's embarrassing little wine, a bottle of wine. It's like a full uncle thing to say. I said it in a period when I drank a lot of wine for Råna.

You drank a lot? I saw on Hellstrøm's Instagram account. He made coca-cola and beef bourguignon. A great account. I love that account. On Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. So, beef bourguignon on Monday, coca-cola on Tuesday. I was just standing in this pandemic corner at Vimo Poul. I made these wild places. I got a pod of stuff.

I didn't get long covid, I got pod of stuff. You got pod wild places. I got a poddager. I got long covid, I got a poddager. You got a poddager. It's a fantastic channel. And it's also so nice to have a wish to be home all day long, so you can make the dishes. And then there's also the idea that there should always be some wine in the dishes. And then you have to drink some wine, because you can't have a whole bottle in the pot. I've now stepped down quite hard on my drinking.

So I just choose my fights a little. At least for a period. Do you feel good? Yes, very. Because one thing that is not completely indisputable is that alcohol affects night sleep enormously. Yes, it does. Enormously. So that is actually the main reason. I try to do it myself, but I get bored often. Yes, that's what you do.

And then I feel like drinking, because I get bored. But I actually manage to... I can enjoy myself very much, and I do a lot of stuff during the day. And then I can enjoy myself very much by lying alone on the couch and watching things. I watch documentaries, and then I watch a Churchill documentary. Churchill in Wars, I know. Yes, but I love to watch things like that, and why I want to either watch a girl or watch Glass with Wind. Yes. Because I know I want to reach the next level. That's what I like to do. I like to believe in myself, I like to have a desire for the best things in the world.

But I know that it's a bit interesting to be able to work with self-sufficiency. Yes, I'm going will try to do that too. I have been very easy to get bored before, but I have found a little joy in being able to work with self-control. I'm going to start gaming now. I have got a PC from a listener, a podcast listener who gave me a PC. Just quickly say that you are part of the trio in the podcast Skudsikker Fest. A very fun podcast. Thank you for having me.

Thank you. I have every person. Wow, I take that as a compliment. I have a lot of fun with the guys. They are much more than me. You see, they are very happy to know the whole gang. So you have a little bit of the similar frequency that I enjoy very much. Yes, because you know that his Magnus is going to be in Krokodskott.

His Magnus has been writing shows. He opens for you on the solo show as well. He opened for the premiere and has been a text doctor on the show Laokultur. His Magnus is the funniest podcaster I have ever been on a podcast with. He is, quite frankly, the Kramer of Norway. He is fantastic. And me and Magnus have been together in this circus since day one. Yes. We started...

Did you both start at the same time? We were known. We were both very fresh. And then there was a humo festival in Stavanger. That was pretty big. And then there was a new arrival night, where you were called a winner, a fresh one. And the one I was with, his husband, was with me, and then there was Christian Mikkelsen and Karsten Blomvik was there. No, maybe not Karsten.

But yes, there were several from when we started. And the year before year Lars Berrum was there. It was a prestige, not a prestige, but a prestige. It was fun to be there. He is also a great singer. He also has solos like Fuck Up. So watch it if you want to see it. Absolutely. Erik has been a guest here earlier, and that was him and Kevin Kierndal, when both had very bad problems. At least Erik, I think. Both, yes. Kevin was on Amf while Erik was on Bruce. And what I thought of, after understanding the scope of this, because Erik now has a show

called Fuck Up, and he has talked a lot publicly about how he was totally dependent on cocaine and gambling. And it was so serious that he almost lost everything. He still has a lot of money. He has a tax percent of 75%. 75%? So he can get paid every time. So he gets 70%. That's how it is to be a millionaire in France, based on your tax background. I tried to tell him that. Imagine if it was Stein-Erik Hagen! That it was the nuns out there

who had a cooking problem and who had 95% tax. But I say it to Kroken from Muntrande that now you know how it is to be a millionaire in France. Then you have 75% tax. So think about it. A very nice bunch. You all stream and you have a model for the podcast that hits me very much. So good.

Which is a classic, minimum resistance, way of thematic. So, medium-s. The subject is the medium. Everything we talk about is just a medium. In the middle of three dudes. It's the only thing we can celebrate. As his Magnus says. In addition, you have this solo show. Yes, the month's employee. March 21st and 22nd on New Zealand. And you have of course talked earlier about your...

You have worked in... At least you were on trial period, in Flammeburger, and got the kick there, and have been in war. And we have heard that. Yes, still beef with Flammeburger under the game. Is there a reason you have this theme in the podcast? No, show? The month's employee. You have had a good job. not been kicked a few times. Yes, in terms of middlemanliness.

Can you go through a couple of times and tease us a little with a couple of work conditions? Okay, so one job I had that made me very angry that I got, was to work at the Norwegian Center for Self-Modern Research, which we have here. Stop it now. Norwegian Center for Self Self-Sacrifice Research? Yes. What the hell did you do there? That's what I said. I worked in Barnage, as we have via DECO.

So I worked as a kindergarten teacher. You worked via DECO? DECO asked me next week, instead of Barnage, if I wanted to work at the Norwegian Centre for the Self-Sacrifice Research. And I said, can you do what you do here? Shouldn't you be a researcher? Didn't you say it was like a roast? No, yes. I understand that there are some cookies here and there that have activated,

and they have narrow link on me, I don't know. But I'm like, no, no, they need an administrative consultant, I always call them. So basically a bitch who is in the office. Secretary, actually? I fill coffee pots, I take the arch printer, we need to share the paper for seminars. So when the self-sacrifice scientists need things, you fix it? So if you think of a ball boy in a tennis match, only for self-sacrifice scientists,

so I am there, and these are the best in Norway to spot suicidal. And I'm right under that radar, so I'm standing there, and this is right before Covid, so then I've been in the car with studio loans of 1.2 million in two years. And I thought, it's not the best to spit it out, I would say. And Erik is so sharp at spitting when I have like 20 pieces of sugar in my coffee. It's a hard blow for the organization when the fixer, when the coffee...

The one who pours coffee, takes his life on the handicap of the Asten. I have eaten all the He took his life on the dust now! The one who has been on the handicap dust for 45 minutes now, who is red in the eyes, maybe we should run a seminar on him? Maybe we should start with him? He is tied to a slipper in the collar. Maybe we should research our own, but that's how academics are, they just look down at the keyboard. They come in, and it's a joke that they come in and we just have to look at one of these.

Have you seen the printer? And then you sit and bend the band and open the radiator. No, not this one, okay. And then you go on to the sales research. And that's how we're going to... Our goal is to lower the sales reality, and then I get 155 crowns per hour. I have 1.2 million in sales tax. It's like, you just have to look a little internally at who you have. But I can say one thing about self-care research, which I learned about self-care research. And that is, because it was a little fun to see how they work to do this.

And what they give you, if you go to the doctor, for example, and then you say that you have self-care thoughts, then they turn to a psychiatrist or psychologist or whatever, and then they give you something called Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. Then they turn to a psychiatrist or psychologist or whatever and they give you something called cognitive behavioral therapy. Which is some psychological stuff. And the abbreviation for it is CBT.

And I often had to google it because I forgot the abbreviation and such, because I had to print out arch and stuff. And then I found CBT, which is the abbreviation for cognitive behavioral therapy. But it is also the abbreviation for cock and balls torture. So when I searched for it, it was like this, I came to the site on Google and suddenly you find completely different things than psychological things. And I remember that I thought that this should be the treatment. That if you say you have suicidal thoughts, you will be kicked in the balls with one shot by your doctor. I would have forgotten my study loan if someone had done that to me. When this table tennis gang and the VGT program, BTK table tennis friends became a thing,

I was also very into the old series, and the most famous one is BTK, Bind Torture Kill. I don't know if they started that at the centre, but maybe in the future. There is also a company, I don't know what they are doing, but they are called ABB. I don't know if they changed their name. What is his name? Anders Bering Breivik. No one could say the name of the terrorist. He is our Voldemort. Anders Berring Breivik. No one could say the terrorist's name. He is our Voldemort. It's a pity that Norway has done it some times.

We can't say his name. Have you seen Harry Potter? Yes, you should say Voldemort. You make a martyr just with Harry Potter simple, nerdy things. I hate it. Say his name, quote Daniel Radcliffe. I always do that. I always say the whole name, Anders Bergman-Berwick, and you notice it gets uncomfortable. And then there's always a right-wing that tries to pull it against the N-word. And it's like, that's not the same. The N-word has nothing to do with violence.

Now you're pulling the wrong one. Now you're on the road to the Charters, that kind of shit. What else do you have? Work, work that I've had. Of course. Wine and night watch. Because this is... I'm not that good at working.

I know this, because I've heard it in a previous standup video. I'm not going to try to do it. I've said that I at work. I know this, because I've heard you've had a stand up before. I'm not going to try to do it. I've told you that I like it very much. Is it the same as the one that pulls the string? Yes, it is the only job I've really mastered. It's on the care home. Where you work like a resting night, and I was damn good at that. And what happens is that you go to work, sleep, wake up again, and then you're on a break.

And then people ask how it went, night watchman. I've worked on it myself. I see, how it went. I dreamed I was a goat. What do you mean how it went? And it's almost like, if I get to sleep, I get overtime payment. It's something that suited me, you could say. So I've worked at the O board as well, as on the daytime.

And much more difficult, because then you have to be awake. But I remember I had worked on the care board with a very violent user. And I had a colleague who had another user, and she studied medicine, so she was very violent drug store. I had a colleague who had another drug, and she studied medicine, so she was very low-key and controlling towards me. She always thought she was much smarter than me, and she was since she studied medicine,

so she was much smarter than me, but she would always try to tell me what I should do with my drug. What happened was that I used my attack on client. And what happened was that my client attacked her. And she started saying, she wants to eat bananas or something. I was like, she doesn't want to eat bananas. She likes pears.

She is a pear person. Not everyone wants bananas. Just because we have said at the morning meeting that she wants to eat bananas. If she wants a pear, I let her choose a pear. And what happens is that my client starts running after the doctor's girlfriend. And we are not going to use force and power with my girlfriend, she is a friend. So then we are just going to jog with her until she gets tired.

She was fine, she was strong, but she had a bad condition. So we end up at the walkway. She jogs, let's say 30 meters behind the doctor's girlfriend. The problem is that this is past the trash can, behind the medical student. The problem is that this is past the trash can where the bag is. So she finds a bag full of dirty clothes that she takes with her. She jogs behind and starts throwing clothes. So she and I are not going to throw anything in the ground. That is chapter 9, force and power.

There is no reason to do that. And that was perhaps the best day of my job. And I was looking back at my maid who threw a bunch of peaches after she was a medical student. It's like the It's funny that the doctor gets fired. Because you said, she doesn't like pears, and then the doctor says in the last act, because she has a lack of potassium.

Oh shit, then she can die. She just likes to decide. And I can't throw a beer stick, but the user can. It's so nice to talk with you, Sivirt. It's your podcast's god-savvy party, and the show is called... Mon's Ansatt, March 21-22, Pony. Thanks for being back and listening to this shit. I know I'm talking with two tongues here.

Listen to this podcast, but don't listen to so many others. No, let's talk about the other podcasts. Keep it to a minimum. Live life, think, think. Then keep it to a minimum. Don't be a party or anything. I really do. Do you need anything more than that? No, I don't. No, but it's fine. And then it depends on what you do in life. I work with creativity, and it's a bit essential to have room to think. But I'll talk about it in a bit.

In the same way as fasting, I'll put this away for a while now. And then people can do their own thoughts. They can't talk as much as they want to. And then there will be different podcasts and guests out year, and it will be great. Okay, have a good one! Bye bye! Bye bye, Henrik Fladset, even if you want to buy tickets for the show. That's enough for now. Bye! Bye! The the the

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