Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - SUPERFLY #37 - Special Guest Nate Bargatze

Episode Date: October 11, 2024

In between the normal riffing, the guys are joined by Nate Bargatze to chat about his second time hosting SNL, playing in Vegas, comped tickets, and more. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I have a buddy from high school that texts me and he calls me, texts me and then I was like, hey, I'm at Saturday Night Live and we're taping and he goes, all right, just call me after. And then that was it. Just like, all right, no, even acknowledge that I'm hosting. Sorry. All right, well, just call me after. Yeah, just like, just just call me right. I'm on.

Yeah, I'll be done. I'm on SpaceX. We're just going to go one loop around the world. OK, call me when you get back. At 1 a.m. he's like, dude, I saw you're over. You know what I hate though, Dana, other than your boring hair or wings. No I like that. I can't say when I'm under a light and it flickers and I don't like the people that

don't notice it like a fluorescent light that goes, it's like a strobe light. No, I hate that. Hate that. Can we not sit under this light and they're like, what light? I've worked here for 26 years. What light? And I go, you don't know this is flicking in your eyes. They're like. I work here for 26 years. What like? You don't know this is flicking in your eyes.

Yeah, your nightmare is blasted cold air that you can't control. I hate that. A light that's going on and off and kind of swinging. Is there a third thing that would complete the nightmare? I'm such a colossal pussy that there's the list is longer than a CVS receipt. The things that I can't handle. I was just on the road. Obviously we talk about this. I was in Florida, by the way, where I don't know if you heard the news, it's

going to be a whopper head in that way. Well, man, I was, uh, worried about them. Worried about me a little bit TBH, but, uh, when did you start it? Okay. I went last week, so I just got back. So today's Friday. So Friday tonight, I have Denver. Tonight you're recording your special in Denver.

Yeah. Tonight. My ambiguous special, and tomorrow Kansas City. Is that the name of the special, my ambiguous special? That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. It's also, I could call it tomorrow night Kansas City. That's what I say in Denver.

Then tomorrow or it's tomorrow, Saturday, it's Kansas City. Yes, there we go. So it's not enough to shoot a special and kind of have a cocktail and relax for a day. They got you right back on the road. I know, that's a funny thing because we just picked a city on the road. Denver has been good to me over the years

because I used to go to the comedy club there and all this. And so it's a good comedy town. And so we thought- Denver's great. We just tacked on another show, Paramount Theater. I think you could still get in because we want to pack it up juicily. And then Kansas, which will be fun.

And then I got Atlantic City in a couple weeks at the Ocean City Resort, but I'm not that that the tour is kind of over. Now I'm just going to go have fun with some gigs and some casino. And can we say now, or is it not known when this special, we know it's being shot tonight. When will it be released? It won't be out till When will it be released? It won't be out till... A Q1 2020. Okay, so you have a sweet, dandy, eight, 10-week window to repeat these jokes

until you get booed summarily off the stage. Fuck you, Spade, write a new joke. No, I'm gonna give everyone a warning. I'm gonna give a statement to the world. I am sort of old school. There's, we talk about this in the show a lot. Do you write new jokes when you're doing a new hour or do you do the same? Obviously people like to write new jokes and, uh, oh shit, this is a good one.

I'll give my speech cause I think we got a guest. Ah, ha ha. How do we do this guest? Did he, okay. I'll tell him to zoom in. I'll say got a guest. Ahahaha. How do we do this guest? Did he? Okay, I'll tell him to zoom in. I'll say click the button, I guess. Click the button, I guess. Let us know when he gets on if he does and then we'll jump on. But people do a whole new hour. But sometimes I feel like it's watered down when I watch some random comedians. An hour once a year is too tough. David Tell like greatest hits.

I think a 45 minute, why does it have to be an hour? That's because television commercials or something. I mean, David Tell, his actual standup was like 36 minutes and he played the flute or something. We know, we know his standups that that you can go to 40, maybe 45, but there's gonna be a low, and then you have to re-up it for the finish,

unless you don't have that problem. You see a concert, and you go, they open big, and then there's a while, you're going to get a hot dog, you come back, and then you go, oh, here's one I like, and then at the end they close, start. That's kind of like anything, you know? So you have to fill an hour to go on the road. And there's some jokes I like so much.

I don't care, I can get rid of half of them, but I like to churn out new ones, but I like to have a few tent poles in there that I like, that fans like. And so sometimes I'll keep those around. Well, good bits, good bits, you can't, you want to hear them more than once really. If it's a good story and you're just getting more into it

every time you hear it, you know, like Karl and Al back in the day or Steve Martin. I wouldn't hear a wild crazy guy and go, done that, you know. Repeatable, I want to see, when I see comics and show my friends, I want to hear the bits that I liked. And if they don't do them, I go, oh, I wanted you to hear this one, blah, blah. Anyway, we'll see if our mystery guest

knows how to operate his phone. Is he on? He'll let us know when he comes in. Is he driving? He just said, I can jump on whenever. And I said, okay, click the button of the thing that I copied and pasted to you. I guess it's a invite.

This is like, let's call him. I don't know if we're gonna use the first part of this, but it's a secret guest. Yeah. A secret guest is coming on. Secret guest that doesn't know how to use this. Okay, so we'll just keep going. But I'm excited for this weekend.

Florida was fun practice. Good crowd. So here's what I did, Dana. I go all the way to like Palm Beach, you know. Direct, nonstop? And it's already getting, I flew nonstop to Lauderdale and drove up and down. Oh, and then drove down. Yeah, yeah. Got it. Then, yeah, this was a bit of a beating on the driving. Then.

It's super humid. I wanted to golf, but I had no one there to golf with. And it's getting the storms are coming. We already have storms in Florida pre-hurricanes. So I'm already in that drive four hours to, what was it called Heather Fort Myers? Yeah. Fort Myers, where my brother lives 10 minutes from there in Punta Gorda and he's, there's been tornadoes all around him just as we- Oh, just now. Just now. As we speak. And he doesn't have a seller. He doesn't have a seller, but he's all boarded up. Oh, a seller. He's because he's not in Kansas.

He's in Florida. You can only get a license for a seller in Kansas and you have to have a little dog and red shoes and you have to pound on it with one foot. It's just the regulatory thing. Did you get that? Okay. Oh my God. It took me a second. Uh, well Fort Myers is where the storm's gonna,

that's ground zero. They're going to womp it right there and they were nervous and I also lost my coat. Poor me. How do you lose a coat? It's such a story. It's so dramatic. Lose a coat? I didn't know where I put it and it's so dramatic. Lose a coat. High as the lows. I didn't know where I put it and it's so cold fucking everywhere because everywhere's so hot, you're inside.

Oh yeah. And you have a cool, yeah. Air conditioning. I always wear a coat on, this is a light one. Freeze, freeze. Couldn't find it. Thought I was in the booth at this restaurant and sometimes it slides down

because it was a small, cool Italian restaurant. But when you take pictures with the chef and the staff, you have to scoot over in the booth. They sit in the booth with you, they go, hi, thank you for coming. We take a pic. I go, okay. We take a pic.

We wanna go up front, and then they just sit with me. They go, no, scoot your fat ass over. Oh, in here. Scoot over. Yeah. We get many clicks. Girls like it when we clicky click. Wait, we're being interrupted. Or? No, it's Italian.

Yeah, Somalian. Oh, okay. So anyway, Nate and I. Yes, Somalian. Nate and I saw each other a few nights ago after Saturday Night Live, and we were sitting with Jim Gaffigan, Lorne Michaels, Nate and I, it was pretty cool.

And it was like 4, 4.30 when we kind of said, I gotta go or something. It was really, cause Lauren is a night owl. It happened so quick. Like it's just, you don't realize what's going on. And then it's, you know, cause you don't get done to one. And then by the time you even get anywhere, it's two.

It's a time warp. You're back there high-fiving everyone going, because we have to tell the crowd that Nate hosted again. And so he's back there getting his accolades and high-fiving going, tell me in different words how good I was. Just throw a few different adjectives, I've heard those. And then they go, Nate, your limo, is they still do that, Dana?

You go down and there's a bunch of cars waiting. They go, okay, we got Nate, where's Nate's car? Boom, take them to the party. All these SUVs. I just want to officially say before we go further is congratulations because the second time Hosteen has its own sense of, you know, whatever, maybe one trip with Pony or whatever. And that was a great show. Your monologue crushed it.

I saw that you did a bit longer at the dress, punked it down. Washington was great again. You know? And that was, you know, I was like, when I saw that, it goes, the other one was so fucking amazing. I thought, how are they going to follow it? But they did. So anyway, it's how are you feeling? Enough about me. How are you feeling right now? Yeah, the same way I feel good. I felt the same thing about Washington. When we first started talking to him about doing it,

I was like, I don't know. How do you top it? It was so good. But when we did it, when we read the table read, and then when we were talking to, I kind of got it. It was like, all right, it's fun the fun thing to re-occur. Re-fill the jokes kind of right. Yeah yeah and you're not even really trying to top it you're just kind of being you know I was you know I was like I think it just was like we don't

need to drag it out we don't need to do anything and then they know Strayer Mikey I mean they knew what to do and just to, you're not, yeah, you're not trying to top it. It's a fun thing to play. It's a very funny thing to do. And you just go like, yeah, we're just going to do it again because you liked it the first time. They know the setup. They're halfway there. So they just say, here's me doing this. Now here come the jokes and they're ready. That's always a good place to be. You don't have to spend the first two minutes explaining the sketch, which sometimes happens. And it looked kind of cool, you know,

standing in a boat and everything. It's kind of a cool thing to look at. You know, you did a lot of movement, Nate. You're moving around. It's funny, because these are the minor things I looked at when I saw it. You start, and I think if you're a host that hasn't done tons of acting,

it's hard even when you've done a ton. But to move around and look at cards is kind of tricky and you're walking between people. Is there any trickiness to that or am I crazy? No, no, yeah. I mean, because you're having to switch the cards. I mean, they're obviously, this is the best to do it in a Saturday Night Live, but you're having to switch the cue cards and then you're going, and then sometimes you're like, some of the pausing, weirdly enough, can be just because you're in between a card.

And you're just like, and it was like, man, that timing was great. You're like, well, I just couldn't find where I was. Here's a question. On the card, does it say turn? Yes, they wrote everything down for me. So I'm colorblind. And so I have trouble with the black and green and brown.

Like they can all kind of see this. Those are all the colors. Those are the colors. So it was a- Red, blue, indigo, violet. What was your color? Cause I'm red. What was your actual color?

Did they tell you? Black. Black. Oh, the host is black, Danny. You know, fucking Biden's red. That's a scoop. I was red in the eighties. Let's go back.

I just been red every time I show up. I have no idea why. Were you red when you go to, were you always red on this one? I don't play, it pops. Come on, the secrets of the trade. I was green. But-

What a loser, that's the worst color. Nate would have never seen mine. I don't know. And just- Oh, I would read, I's the worst color. Nate would have never seen mine. I don't know. Oh, I would have read yours. He just read everyone's line. Yeah. How do they differentiate? That's what I did with it.

It wasn't on a tape, but it was during either the run-throughs, it was like the run-throughs, I was reading Heidi's run-throughs, I was reading Heidi's, like the last time I did it, I was reading like, one part I read Mind and Heidi's. And I thought the whole card was, I was like, man, this whole card's me, I guess. I go, how much time? I have more respect now because you're the first Colorblind host and it brings issues and you, you know, I didn't know.

It's hard Dana, because you know, you're going like this. I think we should have a dozen donuts. Then you go, it says that way and you go three steps. Sorry, Mikey, excuse me. And you go, this pause right here is where you're in no man's land. You're like, I just jumped from safety of knowing what I'm doing. Ah, free fall.

Oh yeah. Card. And you better fucking be there. You're like, I will not know what I do if I don't find a card in my land here. Okay. It really works. It just really works. It's hard to do. I mean, because the Washington,

the way you play the character, he's so lo-fi and he's not pushing these ideas. The jokes are just laid out and it's seductive. It's just fun to listen to. So I'm thinking for you, you've done the monologue, Washington kills, it's great. And then what was your third one? The slide or the guy on the slide? The monologue, Washington's dream, the golf thing.

Oh, the golf thing, which was a free tape and just great. Talk to that. Yeah. That's been, we shot it at Van Cortland, which is, it might be the oldest public course in America. It was like 1895. And we blocked the hole off, which apparently people were, they were pretty upset. Sure. The usual, a few of them teed off in the morning.

But it was- Yeah, that was- I didn't know about that one. They play that Go Ranch every day. Yeah, that one made me laugh because I'm a golfer. And so also the easiness of like, you didn't have to do much and it was a big score because you're just, it's like set up, joke. Something else, joke. And it was working. It

wasn't not working so fun to watch. It's musical. It's like quiet, quiet, quiet. The swing, whack, the crowd, and then the golfer dealing with it. It was like, it was just, you were perfect for that part. I mean, this is great. Cause golf was- Yeah, that one was fun. That was like, that was one that was like, when we were out there, you were like, oh, this is gonna, once you, cause it's like anything, you read it.

And then once you get out there and you're like, oh, they have, they have people standing there that are fans of, you know, the golf tournament. And then you start seeing everything and you're like, oh yeah, this is going to look really good and be like really funny. And escalating it with a turtle. What day is that?

The Friday. Wait, it's 6.45. Friday was long. Like it was like, I got picked up at 6.45 and I didn't get back to like midnight. Oh, fuck. Because then you got the show. Yeah. I thought Monday's a meeting. Did they ever shoot anything, Dana, maybe, you know, on...

Because it's the slowest day for the host is Monday. And even Tuesday, they're just supposed to walk around with the writers, but the writers aren't doing jack shit till 10 p.m. Then the read through is kind of a grind for the host. You're reading so much stuff, a lot of it, you're not familiar with. Yeah, hey, Grant, this one was busier than the last one. Like, Monday was not bad, but then it was, I went and ran the monologue Monday and Tuesday,

and that was really all I could do. Cause it was just- Oh, you went down and ran it? I went to the cellar and ran it. Oh, oh, oh. You can go run, you can do four, the cellar has so many rooms now, so you can just go down there and pop on.

You can stand on the roof and do five. Where is this cellar? Cause I'm in New York right now. So you can just go down there and pop on. You can stand on the roof and do five. Where is this seller? Cause I'm in New York right now. Where is it? Oh yeah. Why don't you go down, Dana, into your fucking crummy jokes. Uh, McDougal and third. I know I could look it up. There's a mothership and there are satellite sellers or is it just one seller in New York comedy club? They're connected. There's the, yeah, yeah, they're around the corner. And then so, uh, there's the village underground and then they have like, they

have three rooms in there. The village underground is a great room. It's big. And then the comedy cellar, which is on, uh, third, I think, and then it's, uh, downstairs and that's the, that's the original Comedy Siller. I mean, there's one, two, three, four, four- Yeah, Danny, you can go in there and just bop around and just, if you call ahead, you can just jump in and out.

Well, I keep thinking this will be more work, but I'm really just doing Biden and it's usually like a cameo of silliness. And so I've seen it, you know, I did do a benefit for Jim Gaffigan. A lot of the young people were there, Marcello and on Monday night. And that was just kind of on getting on stage. But so I want to just the monologue. No, I said, no, turn it down. I fucked that up.

I love the, I got Dana will do it. We had James Austin Johnson, all those guys. I saw Nate last week, Nate. I ran into you in Las Vegas when I was doing that Nikki Glaser Venetian and you were over at the Wynn. Were you doing a private or were you just visiting? No, no. You were just visiting, right?

Oh yeah, because it was Skank Fest. And so I went over there. Was that what it's called? Yeah. The skank fest. So I went over there and then it's funny because we had a whole fun lunch. I don't think we ever mentioned SNL.

I didn't remember. No, you don't care about- No, I didn't care about what you're like too. You're not impressed. David's not, yeah, he's not impressed. No, I said, Alex, we have the same manager. I go, Alex, you gotta brief me if Nate's doing something because he wants me to talk about it.

And I don't, he kept going, anything else? He doesn't break it out. I go, no. You should have said, hey, I'm doing it. Next Saturday. Yeah, well then I was like, oh shit. I have nothing to say other than you'll do a good job. But that was fun lunch.

That was a fun lunch because I went back to the cabana which was dog shit. It was boiling and I paid for it. Like what's something that anyway, I can't even get into it. I don't get too mad about it. But I feel like you should split it with me because I saw you that day. I said you could have hung out at our pool, but. You know, Nate's... I can't say, but...

Nate is dialed in at the Wynn. He's just dialed in, so... Like... I asked you about all that stuff. You said you had a host and all that at one point and then... Is that the room you play in Vegas, Nate? The Wynn? Or is that just... Yeah, where do you play in Vegas?

I play at the Wynn. So, I do you play in Vegas? Where do you play? I play at the win. So I've been going there now for a few years and so I'll be there a lot in January. So yeah, it's easy for me there just because that's the main place I go. The win's great anyway. I mean, I'm doing the Venetian and I used to do the Palazzo. So it's basically the same one. I'm not lying when I say I think it's the biggest chunk

of hotel in the world because it's two monster hotels and it's like 40 acres it seems like. I mean, wherever you go, it's 10,000 steps. I'm like, I'm going to Sushisama. You're like, Dan, getting strong now. Because you don't even know where you are and you're in a fake outside where you see the sky and you're like, is this fake?

I can't tell. They have cloud seating inside on the fake sky. And that's all. No, I love it. Yeah. Getting out of the MGM Grand, man. That's a tractor pull and they don't want you to leave. The rooms they give a headliner in these giant hotels, it's kind of embarrassing and awkward and a little bit scary. You can run laps around them. There's mirrors everywhere. I don't know. They're just too big. Yeah.

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friends, not like direct friends, but they go, Hey, you're coming to Kansas city. So how do we get tickets? Well, that's a soft ass. And can I just buy them off you? Well, so you give me your visa and then I go buy them and then I rack the little visa thing and then I call you. I don't know. Now I said, it's probably easier if you just. What about this?

Like I was playing a casino on Oroville, California and I told people in the Bay area and my sister who I'm really close with, I said, just don't come. Please don't come. Just don't come. I mean, don't worry. You're not gonna miss anything. What a horrible person.

No, it's because. You're not gonna miss anything. It's because. Are you doing the same stuff? I go, well, don't come. I mean, don't worry, you're not gonna miss anything. What a horrible person. No, it's- You're not gonna miss anything. It's because- Are you doing the same stuff? I go, well, don't come. No, I'll grind it out. I didn't say that once, and there was a 40, it was in my hometown basically.

There were 45 people backstage. And it was all, you know, Bill Slicklow, and you remember Bobby Foplop, and it was, I don't know. Splankman. I just wanna do the show and go home. Anyway, but that part. Everyone's having more fun than you. Well, let's hear it. Yeah, Saturday night I had a buddy from high school

that texts me and he calls me, texts me. And then I was like, hey, I'm at Saturday Night Live. And we're taping. He goes, all right, just call me after. And then that was it. Just like, all right, no, like even acknowledge that I'm hosting Saturday. All right, well, just call me after. Yeah.

Just like, just call me right after. All right, yeah, I'll be done. I'm on SpaceX. We're just going to go one loop around the world. Okay. Call me when you get back. At 1.01 AM, he's like, dude, I saw you're over. Call me, what's up? Where you been?

Yeah, where you been? Because of texting, did you get reviews at 8.30, sorry, at eight, at, during the show? Because it's on what live, what's live on the East Coast. But I get reviews from the West Coast while the show's going, because they're watching it live out there at 8.30. Yeah. You try not to look at it from, but you always end up having like around update and cold

play. You have a moment and you kind of can just see it. I had a big day because I'm a Vanderbilt fan. Vanderbilt beat Alabama in college football. So as a big Vanderbilt fan. Vanderbilt beat Alabama in college football. So it was a, it's a, as a big Vanderbilt fan, they were number one country. It's the biggest win we've ever had in all of our sports. So, I mean, I got texts about that more than even, you know. More than your goofy gig on SNL.

Yeah. I mean, it was just all day was, you know, then people were just like, you better say something on Saturday night. Like the pressure I was getting. You better acknowledge it. Like just, you know, and you're lucky we got our guy there tonight so you can get the word out. At least wear a T-shirt during the good nights, man. Fuck. Silence is violence.

Did you have a Vanderbilt T-shirt on? No, no, I had I wore a jacket that was like the, that had the hurricane, all the states that were getting hit by the hurricane. Just like being with them. Yeah. But- How do they sell that?

They don't. That's- My brother's the one right now. By the way, the first hurricane, the first, the Asheville and that whole area, all the heat has taken off of that now and that should be talked off for another year. It switches right over to, it's getting too sad. But yeah, anyway, Nate, we'll let you go.

But what else, Nate, anything else you want to tell us about yourself? It's going well other than your life is all green lights. What are you doing now? Are you just on tour again? Is it completely? I mean, no, we're in, we're actually in Florida. Your life is all green lights. What are you doing now? Are you just on tour again? Is it completely? I'm in, no, we're in, we're actually in Florida. We're in, uh, like kind of Panama city, Destin, but I mean, they're not, it's where Florida is getting hit as farther down and it's the fall break.

So it's like kids are out of school this week and, uh, all that stuff. Are you with the kids? Yeah. Yeah. One Harper and then bar neighbors and friends. So we're just down here doing that stuff. And then, yeah, I won't go back on. I'm kind of done. I mean, I'll do Vegas in January and some clubs to get ready for the tour. But then next, the tour will start.

Uh, our big thing is the Christmas special that we have coming up. Uh, doing with Lauren that producing it. Nate Bragazzi's Christmas special, like old fashioned on NBC and stuff. Like old fashioned. Oh cool. It's what's on CBS actually. CBS, CBS. Really?

That's that's we're all friendly. CBS? CBS. Really? Yeah. We're all friendly. You're working in all quadrants. All the networks, we all get along. That's pretty cool. That's a whole other kind of level, at least from my generation of having a primetime Christmas special.

You know, it's kind of hip. You know, will you? Yeah, I mean, it's like kind of that old school, it's probably, you know, it's a lot like SNL obviously, like, because it's Mikey and Streeter writing it with me. Oh, really? Do you have any magic on it? We have, yeah, my dad's gonna do some stuff on it.

Oh, yeah? Oh, that's right, your dad, yeah. Yeah, we have a lot of, yeah, some sketches and we have some musical acts and like we have all stuff kind of planned out for it. We're gonna shoot it in November at the Grand Ole Opry and they'll air mid December. Wow. And will you sing a Christmas song solo? With Carrie Underwood. Will you sing like Christmas by yourself?

No. No. Okay. I can't imagine. I always don't think I'll sing at SNL. Then they always talk you sing? I can't imagine. I always don't think I'll sing at SNL, then they always talk. No, I can't sing. But they always end up, I feel like every time I say, I'm like, I don't want to sing. And they're like, yeah, we know you don't want to sing, but here's a song that we have

you. They're even holding you. And then you're just like, all right, I guess I'm singing. Well, anyone can talk, sing. That's the way to do it. I'm dreaming, you know what I mean? Just kind of half melody. Yeah.

This time around was definitely, it was, doing it now, you're able to go in and like, it's like really talk about the sketches. I think you just kind of, you're a little more familiar. I was more familiar with the riders and everybody. And so you kind of, it's not like you're still taking it all in, but it's definitely, it's more welcoming, you know, obviously the second time. There's no substitute for the second time. Yeah.

No substitute. Yeah. It's just, because there's so much input. You mean for the first time? Well, the first time there's so many inputs and you're trying to figure out where you are. And then, oh, this is this day. I'm doing exactly what I should be doing right now.

So then you kind of get a sense of the flow. But it was a great show. I wish they'd front load it more. I wish they'd front load Monday so the hosts could knock something out. Because if you could do that golf thing on Monday or Tuesday, then you can pace it because you don't need to be stressed and tired, especially the end of the week. You're like, fuck, we haven't gotten to Saturday where you rehearse all day. There's no stops. It's how quick they shoot too, which is so great. I think I'll be ruined when you go to do a movie.

You go do something. A real thing. You're like, how are we not done? They mean, they can just grab stuff and just go, and it makes it so much better. We had coach, the last sketch we did was this coach Allen, and we had to kind of speed it up, but I mean, it's crazy to be looking, you're like looking at someone's phone, and it's like, 12 56, and you're like,

and we're still gonna do this sketch? And good night? Like it's-, you know, 1256 and you're like, and we're still going to do this. And good night. Like, it's a surprise. You're standing there. You're like, I don't know how this is going to work, you know? And then you're like, I guess he's going over. I don't know if he's going over or what it was. Yeah.

But I mean, we had to kind of speed it up because it was after the Andy Samberg thing, but it was, so it would have been, you know, fun to have it be slower, but man, I was like, I mean, you're standing behind it and it's 12 56 or something. And you're like, I don't know how. And you still got to do good nights. We never had phones and all that communication. We never saw a clock.

By the way, Gina, who's the stage manager, she's the one who does, and it's a little bit of drink, adrenalizing, cast for, you know, Washington to the stage, to the stage. And during the dress show, they announced that a sketch was cut, I can't remember. Pick Me Monkey is now cut. Pick Me Monkey is now cut.

You hear in the hallways, it's sad you're dressed like a monkey. Yeah, a pink monkey. He's got a full, yeah. He's in it, he has to slowly take his hat. You're wobbling out. The shoulders go down. And then he just turns with the waddle. He keeps the waddle, but he just does a big U.

But shout out. That's what a sketch should be, just that. Just showing someone's sketch get cut. And watch them... Peel the hair off the back and make up. Families in the bleachers. You! And then a waddling you.

Wait, where's the monkey sketch? It's almost one. The pink monkey's got a catchphrase already. That's how I was glad we got that water slide sketch. I think they tried to get on before. It didn't work. It's fun to get some on that they wanted to get on and they just haven't. Because that's a tough one because you got to be nice. Someone's dying in it. Someone died in it. Michael Longfellow wrote it, I believe,

and was your co-star, and I met him backstage. He was a little- Yeah, the idea of it was the funniest idea. Yeah, and the way you deliver, you kept that, well, it was her idea, that writing, that slow build of like, it was her idea. It was a really- They seemed really good for you. A very smart premise. Yeah. Like a, you know. It's great. Yeah. Yeah. They did great. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's let Nate go.

And then Will, we got a whole show. We got a whole great show, Nate. This is just, I don't even know if we'll use this part, but it was great that you came on. Lauren's coming on next to critique you. It was great that you came on. Lauren's coming on next to critique you. I give it an A. I was gonna say the opposite of everything. He goes, who is he? Yeah. Yeah.

Welcome back to Superfly. Yeah, Nate was fun and it was a good time. It was great to see him smile. You could just tell he's still in a little bit of a cool vibe landing that show the second time. You know, it's just great. You know, it's good. His energy went from a one to a two,

which I've never seen it shoot up like that. Yeah, but he was really relaxed. I'm low energy too. I think that's why Nate and I get along. We're both kind of low, phi energy. Well, that's why I say you're not dancing for your donuts out there like I am. You know, I call it dancing for your donuts.

Not gonna do it. Come on! Nah, guy, ba-ba-ba. I could just quickly say, because people have asked me for the headlines, not gonna do it, come on. Nah, guy, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. I could just quickly say, because people have asked me for the headlines, like about the Biden impression. And as you know, I've done it,

and I figured out what it is, because I'm evolving it on Saturday Night Live. I've done clips that went viral as doing Biden. The reason I did it is because of the President of the United States, and I wanted to do it respectfully. And the main thing was, is to keep it funny, you know? And so I started to extrapolate a character, and now it's continued on Saturday Night Live,

especially this last one. One, of course, the ice cream cone was not planned. I just had one during, I asked the prop master to give me an ice cream cone just to hold for the dress show, and then the air show, she me an ice cream, just to hold for the dress show. And then the air show, she gave me much bigger and I didn't ask her, but it was like a triple vanilla. And then live I was right, kind of gesturing,

I thought, here's ice cream, big gob, here's Maya's face. And I didn't want to hurt her, but I just, but I thought of it and did it within two seconds. So that's to put to rest all the rumors and all the talk. Yeah, everyone's been freaking out about this. But you also had a big glob on your mouth the whole time, which is fine. That I didn't know, but I would just say for now,

where the character's going, because it seems like the audience is into the extrapolation and the character, it is basically, these are old references, but Mr. Magoo and Tim Conway had a baby. And that's president... Had a baby 100 years ago. And that's President Biden.

So that's all I wanted to say to the people. You know, it's funny. Well, Dana, when we do it on the show, or this show, whatever it's called, podcast, and we put the clips out, the clips always did well, but we got some flack for it because I guess, you know, Trump was an impression that they had seen a lot, but no one had really seen a good Biden. And some people didn't like just joking about Biden.

But it turns out it was, it's okay to joke about everyone. Well, because we all sort of saw it slowly here and there, and maybe didn't want to see it, and it was a hot oven because he's the president and he's running for reelection against Trump. It was much more that kind of political energy around it. Now he's passed it, and I think it's playful and fun. If he ever wanted to come on the show and do a little soft, you know, guess what?

And by the way, I would do it with him. But the main thing is it's making me laugh and I'm definitely doing stuff that he doesn't do. He doesn't smash ice creams into faces, you know? He doesn't say, I can't believe it's not butter. You know, I'm just, I'm doing what I did to the first Bush, you know? Nah, can't do it, that's all. Right.

It's a comedy's exaggeration. You get like a germ of something funny. You get a couple mannerisms, run with them. That's what everyone does. It's a way to do it. And it's a funny version. What with impressions, if you can extrapolate it and make it as much a character as it is an impression. And then you can kind of add anything and do anything. So...

Well, it gets cartoony where it's... I mean, I don't see it as offensive. I see it as just like, just a funny like... person now. It's a it's cartoony where it's, I mean, I don't see it as offensive. I see it as just like, just a funny like person now. It's a funny, funny person because he comes in. Harmless. He's looking at, you know, Maya. I'm looking at Maya. Oh, you're not here.

I'll come back later. You know, I mean, that's just so ridiculous, you know. You could do a soft shoe and do a little song. Yeah. Just to catch phrases. Yeah, just to catch. I think that would be kind of funny. And then he doesn't tap.

By the way, no joke, no joke, no joke. Guess what? By the way, let me be clear. Let me be clear. You know, it's just, yeah. And then at the end you go, all right, I'd like to do a song for you. Oh, did I just do it?

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, anything goes with it now because it's more silly. It is like Mr. Magoo who's wandering around construction sites. So anyway, there you go. Yeah, anything goes with it now because it's more silly. It is like Mr. Magoo who's wandering around construction sites. So anyway, there you go. All right, let's get to the unfunny stuff. Here we go. Let's get to our headlines, man.

These are backed by popular demand. Everyone's freaking out. We have things we look at and we just do jokes about them. Or comment, sometimes they're friendly, sometimes they're good. Here we go. Have you ever heard of a place? Oh, I like this story. Listen, I feel like I just won't care anymore. I want to have a dinner here tonight in Dallas. And I'm not gonna say the name of it

because the food was exceptional. But we've got nice. Normally, I don't look at bills. I'm just like, Yep, sounds good. Here's my card. I like in my head knew that we only got like $150 worth of food. So it was great. how did we get to five hundred and thirty dollars? Let me tell you and I need just wow I'm doing this because I just need just I like this is interesting to me This is normal Haley and I got Lalo Blanco skinny spicy margaritas, right $14 plus prep $3 I was like, what's prep and he was like, like oh it's the shaking of the margarita. 31. The shaking. To shake the margarita. Wow. So our Lalo Blanco

Margheritas were $17. That's fine right just put $17 don't put prep. So then we go further down Fortaleza Blanco $32. Okay great it's fine. The prep for that specific one was $13. They charged in them to cook it? To shake. So $32. The prep for that specific one was $13. They charged in them to cook it? To shake. Or to shake. To shake a drink, yeah. Then Casa Dragonas Blanco. Three of them.

Don't charge them by the letter. $28. Her prep was $15. $15 to shake a canister? $22. $75. $ $22. $75 drink. $75 drink. Oh, what? Pretty bad, right? So yeah.

I like how she thought we were talking. Isn't that crazy, Dana? So $3 shaking a martini. $15. Yeah, $15. $75 drink she said. That's the drink one of the drinks got up to $75. Yeah. Well we poured it. Well we shook it. We put ice in it. That's 12 bucks. I mean she says her point was just say it's 75 bucks but don't say it's 14, then add 28, then add this. I was at a restaurant once, not even that fancy,

and it was at a casino, and it was 155 for a piece of fish, and they had a $75. But I don't know about the prep thing, like, well, how much is the pizza? $3, but I put it in the oven, so that's a $50 fee for me cooking, prepping. Right, that sounds like a, not saying a scam. She didn't rat out the restaurant.

I like, but I did think, is that something going on out there? That kind of threw me like, oh boy, because I had a restaurant here in LA that was, you know, you know you're already gonna pay way too much, but a steakhouse and the bread and butter was 15. I go, can I get some bread? Yeah, they don't tell you it's 15.

Bread was fucking great though. And then steaks, do you want our, you know, our house A1, whatever, you know, sure. I'll take the butter corn and the, I get tocha, whatever. So it's seven bucks for each. Steak sauce. There's, inflation's here to stay on some level. I mean, my God.

No, I do. Getcha! I do room service, which is just at any hotel in Manhattan. I'm not staying at The Ritz, but it's nice. The worst, yeah. I would say a Cobb salad with fees, over fees, and I wanna tip a little bit, 150 bucks. Shut the fuck up.

That's what I said to myself when I saw, I signed the thing. Even me, I'm like, I go, that's, no, because I was gonna say breakfast could probably get to 100 somehow if you have eggs, avocado, bacon. Today they just said we have no hot food, so I just got avocado toast.

We have no hot food right now. There is no hot food. Why do you want it? I don't know what accent this is, so I don't wanna get any letters, but it's just a general foreign person accent. We have no, there's no hot food. You still want to order?

What do you have that's cold? I called down. Yeah. I call, I just want cold food. Serial? I called down and I got on this, I think I probably told you this, but I'll tell you again. And that guy goes, I'm kind of watching TV

and I call for breakfast. You know, pretty nice hotel. They usually go, this is room service, Mr. Spade, what can we do for you? He goes, yo. And I go like this, hello? Like, who am I talking to? And he goes, yo, what's up? I go, is this room service?

He goes, yo, yeah, what you want? I go, oh, this is in real time. Ah, maybe scrambled eggs. Slow down. Slow down, okay. I wait, I wait, and then I go, he goes, okay, go ahead, and I go, bacon, hold up. Am I throwing curve balls at this guy?

I'm like, these are the two top five answers on the board. Bacon, eggs, and then I go, wait, wait, then he goes, go ahead, I go avocado, he goes, what's that? And I go, forget these are the two top five answers on the board, bacon, eggs. And I go, wait, wait. Then he goes, go ahead. I go avocado. He goes, what's that? And I go, forget that. Forget that. That's so far left field.

I just go that. And maybe I think I tried to say croissant. I skipped it and went right to toast. And then he takes about five minutes and he goes, here. And he goes, OK, so eggs, bacon, yes, three things. All right. Like, all right, like, we'll see. We'll see, we'll see what happens.

Yeah, we'll see. You know, you ever order something, again, these are just rogue stuff, you order and they go, okay, that will probably be an hour and a half. Well, why didn't you tell me that? I got a show in 35 minutes, John Shaw. Can I tell you a real story?

Like, it's only take 90 seconds. So I walked to Whole Foods last night. I'm tired of hotel food. I get all my stuff. I get milk. I did get a beer. And I came back here and I came up to the room. Key didn't work.

So it's a Whole Foods bag, groceries in it, dark hallway, housekeepers gone, no one anywhere. I left it by the door and I was back in three minutes. They were fast with a new key. The bag was gone. The bag is gone, but there's no garbage in it. There's just a salad, kind of a quart of milk and stuff. So, I called and then I said, I told the story to the woman on the phone and she goes,

oh no, we'll all call security. So no, they never called me back. And then this woman, my friend did, it was a maid. I really, I talked to her every day when I want stuff. She's really cool. She said, she's broken English. She goes, new people check check in down that minute ago. Oh, she's pinning it on someone else.

Well, she was kind of, I couldn't hear if she just meant people were checking in, but there's no way she took it. So anyway. People are stealing. I went back today and I didn't leave it by the door. So happy ending. By the way, Jim Gaffigan is texting me during this. He wants to know if there's, we're due at the table read.

What's today? Oh, it's Wednesday. Oh, it's whatever day. The table read sometimes is on Friday. Whatever day we're lying that it is. Yeah, this has been, this is a pre-recording. Yeah, well, by the way, feel free to text him I'm gonna go ahead and do that. I'm gonna go ahead and do that. I'm gonna go ahead and do that. I'm gonna go ahead and do that. I'm gonna go ahead and do that. I'm gonna go ahead and do that. I'm gonna go ahead and do that. I'm gonna go ahead and do that.

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So anyway. Okay. So it did down the mystery. It was a bag of new food. I would think, I would think housekeeping would have taken it because they can't let stuff sit out. Usually if I put stuff, leftover stuff out there, it sits for a long time, but it was in a brand new bag.

You look down and usually it's like leftover bottles or debris or something, but it was all tidy and clean and everything was enclosed and it's a mystery. But it's New York City, you gotta watch your back. I crack that door with the thing in it, so it goes gush, gush, gush, But I do that, so if I ordered something like... It's easier for them to go, hey, you know, whatever. Or sometimes I go for a walk, I don't have my key,

I just walk in the hallway or something. They always security comes up, hey, your door's open. They knock. Your door's open. I go, yeah, I know. So what are we gonna do about that? I go, um... They go, we'll close it so you'll be safe. I go, I don't want it closed, I don't care. Well, all right, let me talk to my boss.

Why are you so serious? Security once, because I was playing Vegas and I just didn't need, I didn't need maidservants. I'm gonna go, so the Goomba guy from Security Call, say the security, what are you doing up there? That was the quote. What are you doing up there right now? What are you doing up there?

Well I've just been, I didn't need maid service. I had towels. I drive, you know. Yeah, but what are you doing up there, man? What are you trying to do? We don't like it. Yeah, we don't like it down here. Trying to pull some bullshit?

Yeah, we like when the maid comes in and checks it out. Yeah, yeah. What are you doing up there, man? I go, I gotta come. What do you think you're doing? Yeah. What do you think you're doing? What do you think you're doing?

Where'd you come from? Let me rephrase this. What do you think you're doing? Yeah. He says, what do you think you're doing? I said, I don't know. And then he leans in and he goes, what are you doing? Where'd you come from?

Between me and yous. And I know I had to say this, but I just wanna tell you, we here at the Tropicana really enjoy you, enjoy our service and we thank you for using our hotel. And now go fuck yourself. Now we're gonna come up there and beat the fuck out of you. I like the Tropicana of all hotels. This is from Gaff again.

We can cut it out. I said, I'm doing the podcast with Spade. Please tell him he is gay. It was so polite. And there's nothing wrong with that. Why are we outing me on this show? That's a comedian being a comedian right there. Okay.

So what's next? Next story. This is why we don't get through the stories because we take so long when it's funny. Well, we had a nice interview with... I like it. ...Brugats. MUSIC Oh, wait. Oh, look at this. Watch this kid. Volume, volume. Man with baby.

He's saying bye-bye to everyone. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. It's an adorable baby being held by his father at somewhere and doing David Spade's routine. On an airplane, yeah. Going bye-bye. The little baby's going bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye. Bye-bye. That an airplane, yeah.

Going, bye bye, bye bye. The little baby's going, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye. That's true. Yeah, a thousand people tagged me then on TikTok, so I was like, oh, he didn't totally get exactly how we did it. You have the tidiest catchphrase of any comedian. Bye bye. Bye bye?

The tidiest. You've got the tidiest. Usually it's like, I'm a wild. Bye bye. Bye bye. It's just the tidiest. You've got the tidiest. Usually it's like, I'm a wild and crazy guy. We are here to pop you up. David's like, bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Rob Schneider and David Spade.

After that we had on Burger King, when you'd leave, it just had a big sticker and said, bye bye. I was like, I'll take it. Bye bye. That coat I wore in bye bye. I was like, oh, I'll take it. That coat I wore in bye bye, I just saw it. My brother Andy, who's in fashion, he's like, why don't you get your coat to fit when you do these sketches?

That's what he saw. He said, your sleeves are too long, the jacket's too long, you look like a goddamn fool. I was like, it's funny though, cause he was right. I look at it and he goes, why are your coats so long? Why are you getting any of your fits? I'm like, Andy, I don't want someone from the fashion world always looking at me

because he looks at it through a different prism. I don't, you know, look, proportionality is a thing. I'm not just making this up. Proportionality, that's a good name for the special. And some people have proportionality in terms of leg, torso, shoulders, hips, and anything looks good on him. Now, I'm not saying I'm that guy. I'm not even getting near that.

That everything just fits. Dana's got proportionality. Proportionality is not a bad title. Yeah, I know, I like it. Doesn't, everyone doesn't really know what it means, but they're like, yeah. You just go right off the rack and it fits perfect. Dude, how about David Spade?

Right off the rack. That's not bad. Right off the rack. Yeah. Right off the rack. Are you gonna do any cute wraparounds or backstage stuff or you just, ladies and gentlemen? They don't want that shit. Right off the rack. Yeah. Right off the rack. Are you gonna do any cute wrap-arounds or backstage stuff or you just...

Ladies and gentlemen... They don't want that shit. Mm. I mean, most people, they literally say, these guys didn't, but comedians say, put your closer around 20 minutes or put a big beefy bit to keep them past 20, because most people bail out by 20.

Totally agree, couldn't agree more. It's like the metaphor is that the audience, if you go down a little bit, 100 of them leave. If you're maybe not strong, another 200 leave. So the audience is trying to leave when they're watching on Netflix, trying to click away. So you have to really keep them past that 16-minute mark where most people have already lost 90% of their audience. Why not do a 16-minute?

Any of that into account. What this special will be is you'll do it, I'll do it, and I'll do it in my order that I think is the best flow, and then I'll chop it up, and I can flip out the editing and flip around bits, because they don't really flow certain times when you do them, like this is too dirty, they're not gonna have a... And then afterwards, all they do is chop it up

and put it on TikTok and Instagram. So it's like bits, YouTube, you know? So here's my bit about getting a massage, here's my bit about going on an airplane, whatever the things are. And then those are, those live in perpetuity also. Yeah. I mean, I think for almost anyone, the clips are probably more eyeballs

than the actual special, but I'm going to say- You're really doing a special for clips. Yeah. And then that stokes up everything. I'm just going to say this with, I don't know if it's irony or anything, but will this special be special? You're like real question. I'm going to get quiet. Will this special be special? You're like real question. I'm gonna get quiet. Will the special be special?

I'm gonna get quiet. Hey, I got my thumbnail. Oh yeah, you got some solid thumbnails too. Thumbnail diaries. I ain't looking at us thumbnail. Oh shit, we're almost done. Okay, let's do another one. Showing the destroy, we've only done two. I know, but this is, we're going, we're passing.

Some people tell us to do three hours. I go, like Joe Rogan does. Okay, here we go. Oh, this is, this is speaking of expensive. Look at this. We just spent $276 on lunch. Round Swamp farm makes Airwon look like the dollar store, but honestly, Airwon is a the dollar store. But honestly, you know, we're just gonna start off with their $56 lobster salad. Is that necessary? Is this like a prank? I feel like I'm looking at this.

I feel competition to see who's the most expensive. In this economy, they're bragging about expensive. It's lowkey delicious, but by no means is it $56 good. That's crazy. Next up, we have one of the main books that we talked about items. They there $22 chicken fingers and their $15 chipotle mayo to go with that's where you get boarding their chipotle's from Guatemala on a PJ

There's no reason this should be $15 private jet Dana This guy's doing lingo stand up the chipotle mayo on the other hand is probably the top three Chipotle Mayo I've ever had. Next up, their 43 dollar shrimp cocktail. Don't have a Yes Chef shirt also. Hat on a hat. Joke on a joke. All the jump cuts. Let's just watch for a minute with all those jump cuts. Yeah, let me just relax and watch.

Yeah, absolutely not worth it. That tastes pretty much like any other shrimp I've ever had. Next up, their 30 dollar Shaken Caesar salad. The math is just not adding up here. $22 chicken tenders and there's like eight of them. And a $30 salad. Someone wrote, I want your money back. The rest is just lettuce.

What kind of. All right, we can jump out. It's adorable. That was quick jump out. It's amazing where the word like, like it came from the Valley Girl character, maybe in the eighties, I think Whoopi Goldberg did it, a lot of comics did it.

It's like, so it's like totally, so like it's totally not worth it, and it's like this and that, so I counted 13 likes for Yes Chef. I counted 13,000. As Dennis Miller would say, the 80s are calling, okay? And they want their catchphrase. What am I, Glico? What am I? Yeah, don't even try to make it sophisticated. Oh, no.

What am I? Vic Nanglick from the Detroit Lions, circa 1958. You know, he does a couple of that. I'm John Brockington from the Packers. Jesus Christ. So we got a food expense theme going. Okay, what more? There's a theme, yeah. I was just saying that Air One in LA is a big joke because all the influencers go there and all the models, because it's so expensive. It's probably a really good store. But it's shockingly, in this economy especially, so expensive. And everyone has

to go there and be seen there to prove they're not poor. And then this guy's like, oh, I'm in the Hamptons. It's even worse. And I was like, that is worse. Okay, I just had a flash in my head of your title. David Spade is fire. What if I'm just a fire emoji? Yeah, that's funny, a fire emoji. Oh yeah, just be a symbol like Prince, just be a fire emoji. David's, yeah, a symbol like Prince, just be a fire emoji.

David's, yeah David's face. Heather has one, Heather's yelling one in. I wanna give a final after I hear your whole set. Okay. But since I know it'll be a little bit about problems in your everyday life. Yeah. It'll be my diary.

My diary? Cause you say that a lot, write it in your diary. Oh, I go, when people go, when do we go out the first time? I said, I don't know, check your diary. Why don't you just do a straight up, I don't get, I tell you, don't get no respect. Just take Rodney's thing.

No, the kids won't remember. No, the best one for me would be get fucked. That's what I say the most. With different like letters. Hey, tune it in. David Spade, get fucked. Yeah. Tonight at eight. It is like that.

So I went to a movie and it's like 12 minutes of you getting fucked over by people in bad directions. The movie doesn't start. Not as everything is me complaining. There's a Coca-Cola on your head. Yeah. I don't mean to complain, but dot, dot, dot. Yeah.

I was trying to think, is there a theme for all my jokes? But I don't know if there is. We'll talk about it again when it comes out. So we'll revisit. Can't wait. But you want to do one more before we go? Let's do one more. One more just to tidy it up.

Just to clean it up. Then you can tell Gaff again. Okay. Oh, this is our cute one. This is the German coast guard. We are sinking, we're sinking. What are you thinking about? Stupid.

So it was- A whole doggie with a bunch of ducks on him. It was an inflatable raft with a dog on it. Then all these ducks are also on it. And it's kind of halfway submerged. They're all looking around, and then the guy is doing like a German accent, we are sinking.

A voiceover going, we're sinking, we're sinking, obviously, because it looks like the boat's sinking and the dog said it's going underwater, but he doesn't wanna disrupt these cute ducks on him. Yeah. And then they add an extra joke, go, what are you thinking about? What are you thinking?

It sounds like they're saying thinking. You're sinking and thinking at the same time. Aren't you little rascals on an inflatable device? Ha-ha-ha. It's not World War II. You little upstarts. You're like you two generals. A periscope.

I'm also stinking. Ha-ha-ha. Psst. Ha-ha-ha. Try to swim if you can. Yeah. Oh, you're- Let's end on that 10 out of 10 joke.

Yeah, that was great. All right, well, this is a action-packed episode, I'm gonna say. Yeah. Hopefully you're cooking dinner, jogging with headset on at the gym or driving while you listen to this and you don't feel burned. Right, and we will also...

We thank Nate for coming on and watch Dana this weekend, probably doing something again on SNL. I will be on SNL tomorrow night doing Mr. Magoo Had a Baby with Tim Conway. We'll see what's gonna happen. Maybe there'll be some ice cream flying around. I don't know. I'm not gonna give nothing away. All right, Laura, and we'll see you. You know what you should say about your ice cream?

Maya goes, can I have a bite? And you go, this is, she goes, this is mashed potatoes. You go, oh, that guy ripped me off. I don't want to serve potatoes. You've been eating mashed potatoes all the time. You're like, gross. It did taste a little flat. Yeah, that's how you got a little more.

Yeah, I like that. All right. Bye, Dana. Good to see you. This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly as executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it.

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