Free With Ads - Cool World

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

This week we watched a movie that answered the question "what if Roger Rabbit but more horny?" That's right, we are talking Cool World, the half animated/half dead inside box office bomb starring Brad Pitt and a cartoon Kim Basinger.Want to have your very own message read by Emily, Jordan, and Matt? Well you can for a very reasonable price by going to https://maximumfun.org/jumbotron/Watch Emily on a new Meals Of History on the Mythical Kitchen channel.Talk about Free With Ads on Reddit! Join www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/ and while you're at it also join www.reddit.com/r/freewithads/To listen to our bonus content, join Maximum Fun now

🎵 This is Free With Ads, the podcast that asks the question, why pay Disney Plus $10 a month to watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit when you can go on YouTube for free and watch the 1992 ripoff that may not seamlessly blend live action and animation, but does contain a scene where a cartoon baby with wolverine claws pees on some cops. I'm Jordan Morris. And I'm Emily Fleming. Today's movie is Cool World, the box office bomb turned cult classic with tons of cartoon boobs and a plot that's as tight as a dream you have after taking a bunch of NyQuil. Before we talk about this movie, which is, as of this recording, streaming free on the

internet, let's talk about something else we saw for free on the internet this week. Other free stuff. Okay. What you got, Jordan? Guys, I'm going to get political here. Oh, boy. Just this season. As of this recording, the election is upon us, and let me be very clear before we play

this clip. I am no fan of mr donald j trump oh thank you yes i know i said it i said it finally someone said it my hero a brave truth teller to be sure um that is what i am and i i will be casting my lot with Kamala Harris come election day. Wow. Look at that. Not political at all. Come on.

This guy over here is like Che Guevara. Sure, it's true. I don't know who that is. Put me on a flag and hang me in your dorm. Oh, I do know who that is. He's a Cuban revolutionary. I know, I know. Now, you said Chega, and I was like, Chega.

Chega. Chega. I know. Now you said Chega, and I was like, Chega. Chega. I was like, who's Chega? He's related to Charo. Yeah, Charo Guevara. He never played a cartoon frog in a Don Bluth movie. But he could have. He could have. If the CIA had let him live, he could have.

Exactly. That's something people don't know about Che Guevara. He had pipes for days. He had pipes. He could have. Exactly. That's something people don't know about Che Guevara. He had pipes for days. He had pipes. He could sing. Anyway, speaking of singing, I saw a musical clip on the internet that I just loved. And it comes from a side of the political spectrum that is not mine. But, I mean, you have to acknowledge great art.

You have to acknowledge great art. And, you know, it it bridges the gap and this is a clip um posted from a twitter account uh from a man who i think is a stand-up comic and sports card collector his name is uh tony pansaki um this the clip uh the the text that he added dnC, we have Lil Jon. RNC, we can top that. And this is a video of a, I think what is a mother-daughter duo? Has to be. An older gal and a kind of a middle-aged gal in American flag shirts, MAGA hats in front of an American flag singing this song.

And while they do it, it should be noted they are holding up little homemade paddles featuring Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi. Anyway, Matt, hit it. Okay. President Trump is a mighty man Running this country the best that he can The media swarms and the networks lie But he doesn't flinch, he's a fearless guy Get out the way, old man Schuller Get out the way, stubborn Nancy Get out the way, all you haters

Trump's on a roll and it's gonna get greater Listen, solid harmony, solid harmony. Great harmony. All you haters, Trump's on a roll and it's gonna get greater. Listen, solid harmony. Solid harmonies. I think this is what they call blood harmonies. Blood harmonies where members of the same family can immediately harmonize because they've spent their lives together. This is why Hansansen is so good because exactly they spent their lives knowing exactly what part in the harmony they're doing

they're also very good musicians by the way they are they honestly i think i feel like i slept on hansen and made fun of them for years and And then they did a cover of Optimistic by Radiohead. And I was like, this is the greatest cover of the song I've ever heard. I had no idea. I haven't heard that. Oh, it's so good. The song by Radiohead is not my favorite song. It's good, but it's not my go-to.

And the Hanson version is actually better than the original. But I digress. We're talking about these two wonderful ladies. You know, I – go ahead, Jordan. Sorry. I have just been walking around the house all day going, get out the way, old man Schumer. Get out the way, stubborn Nancy.

You know that they're Sunday school teachers. You just know it because that sounds like... Stubborn Nancy is like, that's a burn where they come from. You know what I mean? They're like, stubbornness? What are you, a Democrat? I kind of like that they are almost sweet about it. Makes you wonder why they would vote for donald trump

there's there's something i like i like in it they say donald trump like he's the man running the country the best that he can yeah i like that they're not even saying he'll do a good job he's doing his best he's doing his best like he has to be president also they wanted to be like grammatically correct not just the best he can they go the best that he has to be president. Also, they wanted to be grammatically correct, not just the best he can. They go, the best that he can. He's the best that he can. He's doing his best. Don't yell at Trump.

I feel like that song is like I should know the reference point. That is a song I should know, right? Oh, I don't know. I guess I thought it was an original. But, I mean, Emily, I think you are on to something. I think it was an original but i mean emily i think you are onto something it's an original yes oh okay okay it does have like i got that joy joy joy joy oh totally jordan good job so some sunday school energy for sunday school energy but i did notice at the top and maybe there was kind of a lag in my internet or something but the rhythm of the keyboard situation was fucking off like it was

it wasn't it wasn't a lag it wasn't a lag uh it was the video itself so i assume that either there's a problem with the recording or they are doing this live in which case more power to them or i mean to be honest less power to them but um good for them well you know i think i've mentioned this on the on mythical before but my family my parents play music together they like and they were they were performers on the pine mountain jamboree in eureka springs arkansas maybe i'll drop a picture of them in their outfits because it's like bluegrass standards and the women would wear like kind of a hoop skirt situation with frilly stuff and then the men would wear a matching white tuxedo with a red bow tie and shit um but yeah and then we sang as a family like sometimes

harmonies and stuff at nursing homes so we've literally done stuff like this and you were holding up little homemade paddles featuring nancy pelosi yeah that is cute very so i get it it's fun to sing with your family if you like to do churchy shit but um i hope these ladies uh are just you know brainwashed by their the ben and their family. And they're just, they're just kind of doing their best to get through till the end. Yeah. And I don't know.

I don't know. I somehow forgive them. Hopefully they don't live in Pennsylvania or Arizona. Hopefully they're from a solidly red state, in which case go ahead. Vote for Trump till your heart's content. Yeah. That could be Michigan or West Virginia. Those people look like they could be from either one i know yeah it's let's hope west virginia yeah well i mean i think that song made us all horny and you know what else is horny movie cool world cool world okay god damn let's just let's just do some some check-ins history with the

movie i i knew this as a like famous bomb i like you know it is a it is a pretty blatant ripoff of roger rabbit which i will say is like a top five movie for me that's totally oh wow i've never heard about your top five jordan oh yeah roger rabbit i Rabbit. I love it. It still holds up so, so good. I love it. Yeah. And yeah, so I think I just never saw this because, yeah, you know, I heard it was so bad and it, you know, ripped off one of my favorite movies. So kind of kind of aggressively didn't watch it.

So, yeah, this is a first time for me. Had anybody seen it before? It was the first time for me as well. I've just seen images and videos of the animation on TikTok and Instagram and stuff. And then I've seen like on WatchMojo.com very cool channel. My friend Rebecca is a voice. One of the main voices on WatchMojo. Hopefully we'll have her on the show. But yeah, I think they've done videos about bombs

and things like that that and it pops up constantly so but it looks gorgeous in those images and you're like well what could be possibly so bad about this weirdly i have seen this multiple times jesus christ i don't i don't i actually can't i can't answer that i don't know why um I either saw it uh because they used to play it on some cable tv channel a lot uh or maybe I went to see it in the theater with my dad he was a weirdo uh he still is a weirdo but he was very weird in the 90s the strange thing about it is if i did see it on tv a bunch i must have seen it when i was very young and i like re-watching it i was like oh i remember this entire movie uh and it is way hornier than i think i remember like as a, it was like a lot of, you know, cartoon wolves howling and people dropping anvils

on each other. And I was like, yeah, you know how cartoons be horny. But this was like next level. It's the center of the whole story. The whole movie is literally about, would you fuck a cartoon? And I think as a kid, I didn't fully grasp that. Even if it meant the end of the world.

Yeah, I kind of think that whoever made this and I did not do a lot of research on the inspiration behind this but I think whoever made this saw Roger Rabbit and everyone wanted to fuck Jessica Rabbit and they also kind of went there's an interspecies thing happening here that probably shouldn't happen

but we're all just okay with it with this movie and they were like well what if real life humans and animated humans who are the same species aren't allowed to fight each other so i don't know i think like maybe that's where it came from and the fact that everyone wanted to that cartoon and they went oh maybe we made something where it was okay to want to fuck this cartoon it feels like encouraged to do it like it feels like a movie that was written by a animator who was just like wouldn't it be cool if this was a movie and someone said yeah sure i'm on cocaine go for. I do know a little bit about the backstory of this movie. It was directed by Ralph Bakshi,

who is like a famous animator. He did the 70s cartoon Lord of the Rings and a bunch of other cool stuff. No shit? Yeah. So he came out of retirement to do this. The script he wrote is about a cartoonist who has sex with his creation they have a human

cartoon hybrid baby and that baby tries to kill him that's what he wrote and then it got rewritten behind his back and he like showed up to set with this script so it just so i think his horror movie that he wanted to make about a cartoon trying to kill its dad. They just like, this is too crazy. We need to do a Roger Rabbit ripoff. That's too crazy? I know. And they turned out something 10 times more insane and incoherent, too.

By the way, this movie is so hard to follow. At the very least, like, you know, having sex with a cartoon and then, you know, being a cartoonist and making like a human cartoon hybrid who's trying to kill you has some sort of like abstract meaning you could pull from it. Like it means something beyond what you're seeing. This is the most like what you see is what you get movie I've ever seen where it was just like no what if it about cartoon once fuck yeah i don't know it is kind of like but that it's it's kind of ahead of its time in a way because like i feel like every little girl has admitted to being sexually attracted to the fox robin hood absolutely that is kind of a thing of phenomena that we all admit that we have we all want to fuck cartoons it's true yes it's kind of there

so this movie was like we're gonna admit it and have fun with it even though it feels wrong and it's like dirty and weird yeah but you know as a hentai girly myself and i feel guilty about it all the time you should um I almost for that little intro wrote um you know a a a horny cartoon movie that's nowhere near as filthy as my hentai folder dude I've got a notes doc of links of ones that aren't that don't make me feel horrible because a lot of them make me feel like am I a serial killer like what the fuck is this like it's so twisted so yeah no i'm i loved this movie i was i was pretty horny oh yeah it's it's a horny movie and i don't blame it for being horny but i i just i question my parents' parenting skills. Did they not know?

I've told you this before, I think, on the show. But if I have not, you know. You guys who listen, you should keep up with the weird sex stories I tell and just let me know if I've told them before. I got into hentai because my high school art friends, because I have two degrees degrees by the way art and theater but we art class friends we went over to one of their houses when their parents weren't home and they had a dbd of bible black which was like this super fucked up hentai type thing

about a school that like gets a curse put on it where everyone's just horny to death and i love that see that's a premise it blew my fucking mind and then i went oh well i could probably go on the family computer late at night and look up hentai and because it's a cartoon they'll think even if my parents find it it's not weird they'll just go whatever animation who cares oh i got busted so bad the viruses that the family computer got i went to this one website called happy hentai.com and you'd have to open um like five different um tabs and they all tabs and they were all yeah yeah and they were all like 15 seconds each so they had to like load and then i'd have all the tabs that had the full like porn in it yeah so

you'd have to watch one let the other one load let the other it was like crazy the things we went through back in the day to watch a little bit of porn i know just bust half a nut. Yeah. Well, yeah, let's talk about the movie Cool World. We open Las Vegas, 1945. The boys are coming home from war. Which war? Don't ask me. I don't know anything about history.

One of those wars. It's World War II. Could be. Probably. Is there any way to tell? No the year it's cool world it is world two in this because it jumps it jumps ahead way like i'm just really proud of myself because meals of history is coming back and we just did a world war ii episode so i know what year it was. So Brad Pitt, he's coming home from war, and his mom picks him up.

Hey, Brad Pitt and his mom have a lot of chemistry, more chemistry than... Mom is young, too. Yeah, mom had him young, and they've got a vibe. Mom picks him up. He takes mom for a ride on his motorcycle that he won in a poker game. Mom's hanging on to the back. She's loving it.

And then as they're kind of riding around on this motorcycle, we cut to a building that just says gambling. It is a building and the sign just says gambling. I would love it if the Lasgas hotel just opened with the the name gambling in 2024 i love that that's all you had to have like i don't know gambling that's the building dude it's like when you you know you go on a road trip and you're in some weird like in between area and there's a place that's just called food right i gotta go to food. Sounds good to me.

Sounds good to me. I was looking for food. Stop by beer? Maybe hit gambling on the way home? I don't know. Do you know where Shitter is? Alright, go down. I wouldn't go to Girls Girls Girls. You'll see Hammer. If you see Hammer, you went too far.

That's great. Yeah, that is just like having your strip club named Girls, Girls, Girls. It's like, what else do you want? Yeah. So a guy is coming out of gambling and he's drunk. We know what's going to happen. He smacks right into Brad Pitt and Mom on the motorcycle. Brad Pitt kind of wakes up

And he has this little like PTSD Flashback where he's imagining he's back In the war guess what they do with that Later in the movie nothing I'm like okay Well this is maybe kind of a complex character Nah he just has this one PTSD thing and then it's over I mean it's implied that

You know he doesn't want to face Reality because of this Okay yeah You might be right about that that you know he doesn't want to face reality because of this but yeah yeah that's that you might be right about that yeah the reason he stays in in cool world is the fact that that real life you stay young forever and nobody dies for sure there's something there but i have to be honest the first 10 minutes of this movie i was like wait this is i i don't fully remember this i i kind of like this maybe this was a good movie and then as soon as we get into cool world i was like wait this is i i don't fully remember this i i kind of like this maybe this was a good movie and then as soon as we get into cool world i was like oh yeah it's this yeah i remember seeing

this opening part and going whoa this is like i was really sad yeah this opening thing is way more effective than the movie at large i think yes a hundred percent it points at a different anyway yeah this yeah this opening is pretty competent um and then you know things just kind of start falling apart we we we see through a portal into cool world a little scientist guy has opened up a rift between our world and cool world cool world it's a cartoon world what a name um little uh the little scientist guy voiced by maurice lamarche uh great voice actor he's the brain from pinky and yes nice yeah there's a lot of fun little voice performances from those like type of you know just like life or cartoon people

in this that's one of the things i really liked about it at charlie adler shows up later yeah um love love these types of uh of actors and performances anyway so he's a little scientist guy he has some he has a magic spike that no one explains ever um it opens up the world the the rift between the worlds he pulls in uh brad pitt and they just kind of like take him off into cool world okay uh now it's las vegas 1992 we have gabriel burn he's in jail uh hey it's time for hunk watch it's hunk watch uh yeah burn yeah fuck yes i knew i'm so glad i was looking through the doc before we started and i saw it and i was like damn right this is a i how many times have we agreed on the

hunk watch jordan oh i don't know not that much people need to start a wiki for this um yeah gabriel burn all the fucking way yes daddy yeah he's he he is he is a great actor he's not great in this but no one is good in this the acting from the humans in this and i'm sorry to distract from hunk watch because we love gabriel burn he's he's one of the hunks but he and brad pitt are just acting so flat it is like they they it's just like they are not reacting at all to anything that's happening no matter how insane it is well i think that gabriel burn does a better job of course yes brad pitt straight up fucking sucks in this. I know, I know. He became the world's biggest.

People mock Keanu in Point Break for having a flat performance. Look at this shit. Well, yeah, but Keanu got to act with people. So that's on him, dog. I do like that Hollywood graded him on a curve for this movie because I was watching this and going, wow, this should be a career killer. And I guess people just like, you know, I guess just everyone gets a pass because it was such a bomb. But like nobody saw it.

He's really given nothing. And yeah, Gabriel Byrne doing a little bit better. But it's almost like they were directed to just act kind of flat and you know a blasé about everything well i guess i'm doing the scenery i have cartoons who do that i guess it's like you act flat because you're acting with just like a flat two-dimensional two-dimensional but i will say the um the gabriel burr moment that made me the horniest we'll get to eventually but somebody sexy parts open his shirt and he's just got a basic

torso no abs no nothing just how I like it standard man standard fucking man regular man with regular nipples just looking like a guy I like weird Hollywood CGI nipples I don't want all the

stuff it's too much it's too much jackman with his with his hgh nipples yeah i don't want those like hawaiian roll bun things happening all over the fucking torso please thank you i don't want any of those damn spartans from the 300 I want the little hunchback guy from the 300. It's too much. It's too much. I don't like it. So he is in jail. We find out why later.

He's a cartoonist. He's drawing Hollywood, a sexy, dissimilar, legally from Jessica Rabbit rabbit character played by kim basinger um jessica rabbit has red hair she has blonde hair it's fine no one gets sued um so she like pulls she comes out of the drawing and like pulls him into cool world like briefly um she like jessica rabbit is the dancer in a club all these like wolves are watching her it's weird because this movie is noir-y but the music a lot of it is like that 90s techno yeah it sounds like she's dancing to prodigy yes um yeah just this really weird dissonance it's like this anyway um i was actually looking up the soundtrack because we love soundtracks.

We do. And David Bowie's on here and it's a song called Real Cool World. Yeah, it's the song that plays over the credits. It's not the greatest Bowie song. Not the best Bowie. Not the best Bowie. Not the best Bowie.

Bowie, I don't think, was concerned with hooks. Yeah, we've got Moby also and Brian Eno. Yeah, see, got Moby also and Brian Eno. Okay. But I don't really notice any other things I recognize. But wait, I wanted to talk about something really quick. Sure. Because you mentioned how Gabriel Byrne gets into Cool World is she like reaches through his drawings.

He's been drawing these characters from Cool World and he believes that he created the Cool World. But Brad Pitt gets into Cool World because he's having PTSD on the side of the road, and that weird little guy who's voiced by Maurice LaMarche just opens a portal there? Yeah, and are we led to believe that Gabriel Byrne's character has been drawing Cool World since 1945?

No, no, they handled that later. Okay, hold on. So I am hung up on that. I never got, so right, we see Brad Pitt get pulled in in 1945. Later on, they say that Gabriel Byrne is the creator of a Cool World comic. Emily, can you explain this?

This also drove me insane. So in the beginning part of the movie, it's like he believes that he created all of these characters. But then we got, he meets up with Brad Pitt. We'll tell you how later. But he says, no, these guys have been around for a long, long time. They don't really say why or how. But then Gabriel Burns says something about how he has visions and dreams about these characters.

And that's how he created them. But really, he has these visions and dreams. Of a real place. Somehow. Yeah, he's connected psychically, I guess. It's not very clearly explained but that is my takeaway again this is one of those things where the adhd trio we are i just accept things and move along and don't try to like rewind it or anything i just go okay

but that's a that's i think that's a that's a fine explanation for a thing that's pretty confusing. I'll buy that. I missed that and was just like, what? Why did he? 1940? Anyway. So Brad Pitt goes over to Holly's house. He's like a detective or something in Cool World.

In Cool World lingo, humans are noids. Not the pizza-noid. Was the pizza-noid around at this point? Why did they call them noids? I was 92. Well, I assume humanoid. He had to have been. Yeah, but like call them humies or something. Humies.

But even the cartoon characters are humanoid as well. They're not. Anyway. Skin guys. Skins. It sounds cool. They're not... Anyway. Skin guys. Skins. It sounds cool. Fleshies. I don't know.

It sounds cool. Fleshy. The Noid is already the Noid. He's a pizza-stealing guy. You can't just call something... Anyway. You can't call something Noid if he's not stealing pizza. There's already a Noid.

Jordan is really upset. They're called Noids because they make you annoyed. Noid erasure. I know we were supposed to avoid him. I think we should celebrate him. We're trying to celebrate and not avoid the noid. Celebrate the noid. Yeah.

Anyway, so humans are noids and cartoons are doodles. And humans and doodles are not supposed to interact. They're definitely not supposed to have sex. And humans and doodles are not supposed to interact. They're definitely not supposed to have sex. And Brad Pitt is trying to find out why people have been seeing a Noid in Cool World. They don't explain why he gets to be there. Whatever.

He just is. I mean, they don't explain much. At one point, Brad Pitt is being yelled at by Holly Wood. And she's like, what are you doing here? And he's like, I'm just doing my job. And and then i start thinking what do you have a job for well to make money what do you need money for to eat what do you eat in cool world that's a good question i mean he can smoke the cigarettes in cool world we know that cigarettes he can smoke cartoons but they won't stay in the same place and they'll look choppy and weird as you're trying to hold them in your mouth. But it's nicotine is nicotine.

So if it works, it works. But like, so you can eat cartoon pizza, but you can't have sex with a cartoon vagina? Yeah, that's weird. Come on. Well, I do remember this. What about a hand job? I'm sorry. Go ahead.

That's a good. listen i those are valid questions they are um by the the thing is there's a big chunk that i think is missing from the beginning of this movie because we later decide why brad pitt stays and it's because he talked with the little mad scientist guy in 1945 and they saw like experimented with things and saw what could happen if the two worlds bled into each other and it would be total chaos right and for some reason little scientist guy wanted to go into the real world and left like watching over cool world to brad pitt and so that he would make sure that the noids and the cartoons wouldn't fuck.

But he's the only noid there. So his only job as a detective is to not fuck anyone. So what is he there for? It's a problem if you're not here. Yeah, go home. It's so weird. So also worth mentioning that while people talk in this movie they're so there's like little cartoons running around in the background doing cartoon shit hitting each

other with mallets hitting each other with anvils being wacky random little characters will run across the screen in a way that makes them look like an instagram filter and some of them will be like and some of them will be like unfinished some of them will be like um you know if if you've ever if you or like um like board animation like the kind of um you know black and white pencil sketches yes and in this scene like just a dog with sunglasses a head of a dog with sunglasses just floats at the screen. No one acknowledges it. It's like they just they realized the movie was fucking boring and confusing and just like draw wacky shit and put it in the foreground. No one acknowledges it.

Yeah. Get wild with it, guys. This one's going to be bad. Well, and I will say that there's like, you know, there's Looney Tunes violence, which is kind of goofy and there's not many consequences. And this movie, it is sadistic, like violent, kind of creepy violence. And it makes you a little uncomfortable sometimes, but you just kind of people are bad in Cool World. There's nobody good. They're bad people.

I remember as a kid not totally liking the movie, but still watching it a bunch of times. The movie freaked me out. I don't know what was happening. You were horny, Matt. I guess I was just horny. Maybe it was just early horny Matt where I just wasn't

sure what was happening to my body and maybe that was your first horny that might have been my first horny mine was labyrinth yeah yeah he was kind of scary so maybe scary I mean they're legs you know they're all of our where aren't we we're all just a complicated... What was your first horny, Jordan? Gosh, let me try and remember. I'll try and remember by the end of this. Was it the fry girl from McDonaldland? It was Grimace. I like a thick... I like a thick shake, if you know what I mean.

I love a big purple dumper. He is literally shaped like a butt plug. If you look at Grimace, that is what a butt plug literally shapes. Feet on down the tip of the head. You could shove any McDonald's character up your ass. 100%. The plug is the point.

And burglar more like turd burglar. Can't burgle any turds when I got my Grimace in me. Nope. Okay. So whatever. Cool World is a movie it's happening we're talking about it um gabriel burn kind of pops back into oh we learned that uh we learned that uh holly is looking for a guy named vegas vinny who she thinks can like make her real anyway gabriel burn kind of like pops back and this is the first time I think we see

some of the scenes are humans against a physical backdrop that's been drawn. It has community theater production values. They look just like wood rafters that a volunteer organization painted. Hang on! Okay, okay. Okay, I put in my notes in the doc how much i

loved it i thought it looked so cool i like when i really like when there's like a problem in a movie and they just solve it with practical effects i think yes i do think it looks like a theater production you're 100 right But I really like the flat, because you could see that it's flat little set pieces because they didn't make the entire thing animated. So the sets are kind of man-made to look like a two-dimensional art piece. Yeah, to look like a cartoon.

Which you'd think that would make the acting easier. It didn't make it better. No, it didn't. No, it didn't. Yes, the acting does not improve when they're on the physical set. But I kind of liked it. Okay, no, I'll take that. And hey, I agree.

There is a low-budget charm to it, for sure. And I think that if I was enjoying the movie more, I would be into that stuff. But I think I'm just hurting at this point. Right. So Gabriel Byrne, he's back. We see Holly with her like gang of goons. She has this random gang of goons.

Love that. Who I will say like are pretty funny. Like do do some genuinely funny stuff. There's some pretty good gags. There's kind of this like a lusty lady goon uh she just like is kissing on gabriel burn as soon as he gets there rip off of mina the hyena from uh roger rabbit but yeah i know everything has a little roger rabbit there's even a baby there's like a cranky smoking baby yeah yeah and he's got uh hands for feet yeah but also

wolverine claws sometimes. Yeah, what the fuck? And when you describe this movie, I'm like, cool. But... Yeah. And we're introduced to them when they're playing a game of craps with a very cute bunny. And then they cheat the bunny out of bunny money. And it's very sad. Oh my God, bunny money. It is sad. cheat the bunny out of bunny money and it's very sad oh my god bunny money yeah the money's cute so this this kind of this this lusty one she like gets gets flung

toward the camera we could see like under her shirt her boobs are baseballs that's kind of funny i miss that that's funny yeah it's funny there's some good yeah and this uh one of the one of the goons uh says to Gabriel Byrne, oh, you're strong, real strong. You could help me comb my hair. I kind of laughed at that. I'm like, what does that mean? You can help me comb my hair.

Anyways, Holly says she's made of ink. I think Gabriel Byrne's thinking of one in the ink, two in the stink. Anyway. Thank you. We're on a podcast that was good we kind of had a little harmony there get out the way stubborn nancy get out the way uh so they they the cops are on to them there's these like Keystone cops like characters Who are mad that they cheated the bunny

So they get in Holly's car and they drive away The car has a butt But the butts are boobs Oh I thought the butt was a butt Are the butts boobs? Is there a nipple? Yeah well the tail lights It looked like boobies to me.

Well, maybe this is kind of an inkblot. You see what you want to. I saw my dad cheating on my mom. Okay, well. But I just feel like they look kind of long. They didn't look as butt-like, so I thought they were supposed to be kind of some... Oh, interesting.

I mean, boobs are supposed to look long, right? Right? Yeah, famously. Right? They look however you want them to look. No, that's right. That's what they're supposed to look like. Hit us up on social media.

Is the car boobs or is the car a butt? We got another poll. We got another poll coming at you. Is the car a butt? hit us up on social media free with ads on instagram anyway uh yeah so there's there's a chase the the baby pees on the cops they crash um we go back to brad pitt and he has he has a doodle girlfriend. She's kind of the brunette. She's kind of the Veronica. She's a Veronica.

Yes. She's kind of a Veronica. She's very nice. They're in love, but they can't do it. We kind of learn more about the thing of like- Pretty hot, though. She is, yeah. She's a babe.

She's a babe. But I mean the fact that they can't bang. No, it makes it hotter, yeah. It's a babe. But I mean the fact that they can't bang. No, it makes it hotter. It's pretty hot. And there's a little moment where she's like, oh, if we can't do it, we'll just have to pretend. And then she strips off to her little nightie, and they get interrupted by Brad Pitt's partner

who is like a smoking ant guy. Nails. Nails. And you don't really get to learn what we'll have to pretend means. Are they just going to jack off? I don't know. I'm pretty sure that that's what that is.

That's maybe what they were going to do. Which, great. Yeah, sure. There's all kinds of sexual expression, not just intercourse. Lottie. Lottie is her name. I looked up cool world porn. Once again, I shouldn't have done it as soon as you do it

and you see it you realize the imagination is like a more fun sort of horny but when you see someone actually drawing it you're just like what are you doing man go on I'm looking it up now don't do it why so the

the the goons and Gabriel Byrne go back to holly's house we've it's kind of like gabriel burn has decided he's gonna do it he's gonna actually have sex with holly and the goons all really want to watch so they start building this like tower up to holly's window so they can watch this is a pretty good gag too they're like building a tower of just junk and it's always about to tip over and it finally does tip over and one of the goons the camera goes through his mouth and out his butt butthole and while you're going into his mouth there's two little elves in his mouth it's really weird and funny and yeah anyway so they're in in in between all the kind of nonsense of this movie

there is some like cool cartooning and some yeah some animators in this are really having a good time and you can feel that and it it makes the movie i don't know it makes it does make it move even though you're just like what the fuck's going on it's like well you know there some guys got together and you know made a movie i don't know what do you want to be going on well there it is they did a good thing come on you make a movie yeah you make a movie asshole well i also like the characters are cool or whatever but i really like the world of cool world i love the car chase from the cops that they've got in Holly's car and the like winding bridges and stuff and the way it all kind of is this blue purpley.

It's like really, I really liked, you know, you're seeing the movie dark city. Oh yeah, sure. It's got, this is a little dark city.

It's giving me a little dark city vibes with the way the city is set up. It's dark and kind of misty. And I love it. I like the way that the sets look in this movie. So Gabriel Byrne and Holly, they actually do it. There's no nudity, but there's some pretty intense grinding. And a chest. This starts her transformation from cartoon to real person. I wrote this in my notes.

Let me know what you guys think. Okay. Does cum turn her real? I think so. What element of sex turns her real? I thought the orgasm turned her real. Oh, maybe it's her having an orgasm. Yeah, I think so.

We see them touch each other and nothing apocalyptic happens. Brad Pitt and his doodle girlfriend touch and nothing happens. So like what – is it her orgasm or is it his orgasm? What do we think? I would hope it's hers because it would suck to, you know, like every time you come you turn a cartoon you you go from being a cartoon to a real person i don't know i feel like it there's something like an emotional thing where it's like she has her first orgasm and becomes a real

i don't know i think yeah because the way she talks about what it's like to be human, it kind of sounds like the doodles don't feel taste or anything as much as real people do. Yes. Because she wants to be human because when they taste, they really taste. When they touch, they really touch. Yeah. She talks about that. So I feel like when she touches this noid this human she has her

first orgasm ever and that's what turns her human because it's a human feeling yeah and then she i'm gonna choose to believe that and then she immediately becomes evil which i'm like wait why no she's been evil the whole time i guess so evil. She's got those evil little sidekicks. Also, how did she have an orgasm from the pillow princess that is Gabriel Byrne in this scene? Thank you. He's just laying there. Just laying there. Just laying there.

Getting grinded on. Yeah, but I mean, I get it. But it's like, because that chest, my God. Yeah. Ooh, that normal man chest. Well, it's a very nice, smooth chest. And I like it. It's hairless hairless, which not always my favorite. But, you know, it's all good.

Yeah. I've looked this up, by the way. The Noy debuted in 1986. So they had time to call their fucking people something else. Yes. Thank you. It's a cool word. We stan a pizza-hating legend.

We have no choice but to stan a pizza-hating legend. We have no choice but to stan a pizza-hating legend. Anyway, so she becomes real Kim Basinger. The real Kim Basinger is giving a very weird performance here. I think she's trying to, like, I think it's kind of supposed to be like what Margot Robbie was doing in Barbie of like, I'm, you know, from this other world and I'm getting used to humanity. But just like her acting in this is so wacko. I don't really understand. Can I tell you what I think a big part of it was? Because if I were her, this would be distracting.

Also, can you go ahead and play the worst hat for me? The worst hat. That fucking wig is horrible. Oh, yeah. It is so plastic looking and the bangs are just all up in her face. And these plastic, you put the most beautiful woman in Hollywood at the time and put that ugly plastic wig on her. And I would have a hard time acting with all that shit in my face to be perfectly honest and when she first turns into a human the matted giant blonde dreadlock in the back of her

hair when she's looking in the mirror i was like wait a minute i thought that when she was the animated version of herself it was this very stylish cool blonde mullet situation going on and i feel a little cheated that we didn't just get that like that wig would be way less cumbersome than whatever they did to her and so i feel like she's having to wield this ugly wig around and it's heavy looking they should have just let her look like herself i don't know yeah i i didn't notice because i just the whole time was thinking damn kim basinger's she's so beautiful she's so one of the most like perfect faces i've ever seen the lips the nose the whole thing and yeah she does look like an animated when they fade her animated face into the human face it's like it's perfect they were layered perfectly

on top moment and like a cool effect i think that's a neat and yeah but it's crazy because that animated character is so perfect like she has cartoon proportions she does and it's like god she's so beautiful i wonder jordan i don't know if you look this up at all. I wonder if she did the physical like stand in dancing for this character. I wonder. Yeah. Very mocap. I tried to find out. I couldn't find anything.

I mean, if anything looked motion capture, you mean her personally or if a person if it was motion capture? Is that what you're asking? If it was motion capture, like she danced and they kind of. I think it had to be. It had to be because that's what that looks like. Unless, I mean, I could be wrong, but that's, I thought it looked very much like, because there were certain cartoon characters that were very clearly, they're hand drawn, but not motion capture. And then there would be the ones that it was like, oh, this is them drawing over, you know. Yeah, in terms of movement for the characters,

I thought her movements were really cool. And she's always dancing like a slut. And I love that. I love that. I wish I could dance like a slut. It looks like I'm doing the beginning of the hokey pokey any time I dance. It's like up, down, up, down. I'm just like just like at like i'm telling people to get on a hayride that's like basically how i dance

come on y'all let's get on the ride because the only move you're doing is the come on over here move yeah cotton eye joe it's pretty much it okay so ho, so Holly's in the real world. We're almost to the end of the movie. We're going to take a little break, and then we're going to come back and talk about Cool World a little bit more. oh we're back it's free with ads we're talking about cool world okay so uh she's in the real world gabriel burns there oh by the way someone just randomly drops

at some point in this movie that gabriel burn was in jail because he killed his wife for having sex with another guy yeah or yeah and we again something we just don't address at any other point someone at the comic book store says it um yeah that's right him being in jail and getting out of jail is such a weird part of this that doesn't seem like it needs to be there anyway certainly doesn't certainly they don't mention it ever again makes no difference well i think there seemed to be a moment where they were trying to maybe make him an evil character like with her there's a couple of moments where it felt like maybe they were going to go that direction but my favorite thing is i thought this whole thing

was taking place in 1945 i thought that and then we go to the comic book shop and we're like what the fuck year is it is it the 80s like modern grunge people in there and yeah 1992 okay and 1992. Okay. And they all kind of go to 1992 and they don't deal with the fact at all that Brad Pitt went into Cool World in the 40s and is now experiencing the 90s. They just like don't mention that. He doesn't react to it. It's very like, all right. That's a whole other movie premise.

That's blast from the past. Totally. Yeah. It also makes it go like, why even make him from 1945 in the fucking first place? Like, it's so strange. I know. Yeah. I think they just wanted him to wear that cool suit.

Yeah, you might be right. I wanted an excuse for him to be a noir guy. Okay. Like, that makes sense. He could just be one. But also cool suit. It But also, cool suit. It was a very cool suit he was wearing. I know.

If they just pulled in a random guy who was a fan of noir, right? And it's like, this guy is going into Cool World and he's living his fantasy of being a detective. That makes a little bit of sense. Anyway, then this time jumping thing. Whatever. His mother can die in a motorcycle accident in like 1986 mom can die in 1986 absolutely also why kill the mom why don't just like set it during the war yeah there's a lot of things they could have done weird choices were made yeah exactly so we're in we're in vegas holly goes to a casino looking for vegas vinny uh

we never find this guy or learn what this is all about they said he's a real guy i assumed that vegas vinny ended up being the the mad scientist from the beginning yeah that's what i thought oh i don't know yeah because he does pop into the real world at some point. Maybe you're right. Well, he's been there the whole time. He left. He switched places with Brad Pitt, I believe, right? Yes. And so he became Vegas Vinny. We just didn't know him as that.

And so he's spent the last 40 years. Just living in Vegas. Living in Vegas, but having to wear a full like a like a trench coat and a face covering so people didn't know he was a cartoon yeah he looks like when the ninja turtles go out in disguise yes yes he does it was uh yeah you can't read too much into what yeah he looks like a little rascal who like right is trying to pretend to be an adult. So we get a pack of cigarettes. Right. But there's only one of them showed up.

So it's just a kid in a trench coat. Yeah. Yeah. Wild. I need another kid to stand on his shoulders. We need to be stacked. So Holly figures out that the spike, the golden MacGuffin spike, whatever, is on top of the casino.

She goes up to get it. She pushes Brad Pitt off the roof and just kills him. Gabriel Byrne gets like stretchy hands, stretchy cartoon hands and comes up to like the top. And then he turns into a superhero. He turns into like a Superman with a square jaw. Gabriel Byrne not doing the voice. This is Maurice LaMarche again doing the voice. It's so weird that he doesn't do the voice yeah what is that like anyway yeah so

he's he turns into a superhero for some reason um uh holly pulls out the spike and when she pulls out the spike all these kind of cartoon gobbledyglobs kind of fly out of the casino sign, I guess. And they start like infecting everybody around in Vegas. And it's like people in Vegas turning into like weird cartoon versions of themselves. This fucking rules. Yeah. This is so cool and funny and looks neat. And I'm like, this is like the movie.

Like, why isn't the movie about this why is it a movie about like an infection in the real world causing people to turn into cartoons you can do all this stuff like you can do all this stuff that you want to do but without all the anyway it's like yeah it's like it changes all the laws i mean immediately you have to start legislating for cartoons because like murder is murder technically illegal. When you get hit by an anvil, you're still alive. You know what I mean? How do you prosecute that? It did have a very fear and loathing vibe to put it in Vegas.

Totally. Because there's people at like the craps table and he turns into a giant weird lizard guy. Right. Yeah. And stuff like that that but it was like yeah this is the movie like instead of trying to prevent something from happening make something happen yeah make it happen what a movie and then make the movie that it's like this is where it starts like this should be the beginning of the movie you know disgruntled cartoon character

leaves the world unplugs it creates, creates the, anyway, whatever. What do we do? They made a movie. We didn't make a movie. We're so fucking smart. We should make a movie. Fucking zero. That's true.

That's true. We didn't make this. I do think that this is a cool creation. It was cool. And a world. Yeah. Very cool. So then the superhero version of gabriel burn plugs

the hole everybody turns back to normal uh nails the spider guy brings uh brad pitt's dead body back to cool world um just because he wants brad pitt's girlfriend to see it it seems very cruel it's like i know i'm just gonna show you his dead body but it all works out because through some magic thing brad pitt becomes a cartoon doodle the the cartoon brad pitt is very cute he's a cute little guy very cute not nearly as hot as actual brad pitt which i thought was strange well yeah well i just like that's your opinion man listen i'm just saying there was something about like seeing uh cartoon kim basinger uh turn into regular kim basinger i was like damn she really is just a cartoon that's like how beautiful yeah and then when he turns i'm just

like oh no come on you want you guys phoning it in yeah make them hotter make them hotter make them hot for daddy but it is cute i i like his his brunette girlfriend and me too that is cute it's a cute way to end the movie we get the that kind of mid bowie song playing over the credits um all right bowie song it's you know it looks one of the greatest ever live ever do it one of the greatest rock stars that's a mid bowie song yeah you can't win them all come on you can't win them all listen and you also can't afford them all so that's probably why that song yeah i know right um all right so we're gonna rank the movie after we talk about the best lines in the movie um emily what do you got okay so it's not really a line it's just this song that was

playing when you first go to the club um when you were in cool world and you see holly dancing and everything and there's this i think you mentioned it kind of sounding like um prodigy or chemical brothers yeah yeah and the sounds in this song were making me die laughing because it feels like the sound in my head when somebody is telling a very long-winded story and I know how they're going to end the sentence. So I want to finish the sentence for them. But I can't.

You're impatient. I'm very impatient. And I want to because I have terrible agency. I want to finish the sentence for them and i don't so i just stare blankly into their eyes and pray for it to be over as soon as possible and this for the people at home listening to that, what you're seeing is a bunch of horny wolf guys from cartoons back in those days just swaying in this weird fucking zombie-like manner, and it's just...

Everything about it freaks me out man it's freaky i gotta know what song that is because it is just that is my brain and i would love for it to shut the fuck up i would love there is no amount of medication or talk therapy that will make my brain stop doing that see you just gotta get out, get out. Get out, get out, get out. Get out, get out, get out. See, you just got to be like me. In my head, it's just get out the way, old man Schumer. Get out the way. I'm at peace.

I'm loving life. Get out the way. Get out the way. So this is my line. I just love it when, and now Brad Pitt is not good in this movie. He's been good in other movie. He is a good, he's been good in other things. I do love it when like good actors have to deliver like gunky fantasy exposition dialogue.

Like when Glenn Close has to explain shit in a Marvel movie about the Nova Corps or something. I'm just like, does she know what she's talking about? So this is like brad pitt explaining the rules of cool world and i just love that he had to say this and around here everything goes everything except one thing what's that no it's do not have sex with doodles right no it's do not have sex with doodles

you know what he said no it's don't have sex with doodles we all know this this is a sentence you can say my favorite i never put together that he up until this point, is literally the only Noid in Cool World. So he just should say, I'm not allowed to have sex with Doodles. Don't fuck me. Yeah, pretty much. But my favorite thing also is that this is like 10 minutes in

to him being in Cool World. We don't see any of the information that he gathers from that doctor. We just know the doctor's gone and he's a detective now. And so 10 minutes into him being, he knows everything about fairy tales and the doodles. And you're like, why the fuck does he know all this? He was like, yeah, that guy in Vegas, it's just a fairy tale. They tell people to get their doodle kids to go to sleep.

And it's like, you're a real man in a cartoon. What the fuck is a fairy tale. They tell people to get their doodle kids to go to sleep. And it's like, you're a real man in a car. What the fuck is a fairy tale? What are you talking about? Maybe the, you know, maybe the like generous reading of this is like, he, you know,

he, he loves living in cool world because as you pointed out, Emily, he had this horrible trauma and he's trying to escape. So maybe he is the, the like he's part of the propaganda machine too he wants to keep the world separate so he can stay there that's a really you're right that's a great that makes a lot of sense i wish that they would have put that in there yeah they never like but you know if you're if you're trying to like give this movie points

maybe that's what you would say is is that he's complicit in this. He's a kind of bad cop trying to keep the world separate. Anyway. Well, it's kind of weird, like the you can't fuck each other thing, this obsession over who you can fuck. Because he's the only guy. He's the only one who would be breaking that rule.

Occasionally, Gabriel Byrne just lightnings in, so I guess we have to prepare for that but how often does that happen yeah literally only once just wait wait he does mention uh something about holly at one point about how there have been like he's talking to holly and he's like there have been noise popping in so she's been doing this with other people okay she's trying to grabbing she briefly mentions like grabbing men because she's probably the reason that he's having all the dreams she's probably she's the reason that he drew cool world you know yeah so she's probably been doing that to like other people like he's like a famous comic book guy he goes in this comic book store and like

everybody moms him anyway. But she's doing it to other guys who didn't invent Cool World anyway. Well, there's probably Cool World Dubai. And there's probably Cool World Japan. That kind of thing. Yeah, it's a franchise. This is the first guy that was good enough at drawing that made Cool World. That's a good point. Yeah.

There's probably other guys who just draw a stick figure with big old titties and she was like, yeah. Yeah, exactly. That's not Cool World. Yeah, that's not Cool World.

My titties are way bigger than that. Anyway, we're going to rank this movie on a scale of 1 to 10 Super Loud Commercials right after this. We're back. It's Free With Ads. We're going to rank cool world on a scale of one to ten super loud commercials um i'll i'll go first because i think i'm probably going low on this i um you know

talking about it with y'all has been really fun and i think that like it's there are like so many legitimately fun cool moments in this um and yeah and i think we've kind of you know it's a nice having someone explain the story shit i've missed to me um and this is the first one where i feel like i yeah you know all the like lore y'all haven't like it's usually it's y'all catching stuff that i don't fucking get i didn't get the Godfather 2 but I got this pretty good yeah you know a lot about the world that was built for cool world that's great sorry Jordan yeah no no that's I but but I boy I just did not have fun watching this and I like I yeah and it didn't it wasn't a fun bad movie to me it was kind of interesting it was like

interesting watching such a famous bomb and kind of like interesting thinking about like what went wrong and what it was supposed to be i think like if you are super interested in this movie like plenty of clips on youtube plenty of clips you can get a sense of the look of it and you know maybe some of the funnier stuff that actually works but yeah boy i just did not love watching this as a movie i think this is maybe one of my like one of my leastnier stuff that actually works. But yeah, boy, I just did not love watching this as a movie. I think this is maybe one of my least favorites that we've watched. I think it's a two for me. Whoa!

Have we had a zero yet? I think I maybe zeroed Skeleton King. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's right. No, you gave it a one for New Orleans, I believe. Oh, because New Orleans is... Yeah. Wow.

This is pretty exciting that this is that low. I love that. A monumental, monumental moment. I love it. Still better than Skeleton Key. Oh, yeah. Oh, I would watch this 20 times before I watch Skeleton Key. Oh, 100.

Yeah, okay. I get it. Matt, what do you got? Anything? Yeah. Yeah. Matt, what do you got? Anything? Yeah, this was me revisiting a movie that I saw as a child that I didn't enjoy as a child, but yet saw it many, many times.

And I think it is substantially worse than the memories that I had of it. So I think I have to give it about a three. I just think it's on... You know what? I'm of it. So I think I have to give it about a three. I just think it's on... You know what? I'm giving it a two. I'm going to match you. I'm going to give it a two. And the reason I'm going to give it a two

is because I now have a greater appreciation for Thumbelina, which I gave a three. Because say what you will about Thumbelina, at least they kept it wholesome. You know? This one, you know. Whose boobs are bigger, though? The Thumbelina frog or?

I mean, listen. Oh, the frog is bigger for sure. For sure. Like the frog had some, you know, some dumpers. But like I think. Big froggies. Yeah, big froggies. She had some nice big throat sacks, but I would, no, but I would for sure say that Thumbelina was better.

So I have to give this a two. That's fair. All right. Um, my turn. I'm going to rate it a little bit higher. Here's why I,'s why this is an amazing movie to have on in the back of a party

it looks cool as fuck everybody's gonna immediately go what the fuck is this this is crazy I don't think this is a movie that you pay attention to it's a screen saver it's a screen saver this is a movie that you keep on while a screensaver. It's a screensaver. Yes, exactly. This is a movie that you keep

on while your friends come over and you get super stoned and you have fun conversations while it's on. Yeah, there's one two-stoned guy who's been watching the whole time and going, what? Yes. I like it. It feels like

it should have been a big music video for something. It doesn't feel like it should have been a big music video for something. It doesn't feel like it should have been a movie. It's giving me like aha take on me kind of vibes. I think it's really colorful and cool and innovative in some ways. I love

the casting choice to put these two dudes in this movie. I'm very curious to know like how did someone hold a gun to their head like what was it and um what did they know that they could blackmail them with and um but because these are like gabriel byrne is one of my favorite actors period it's fun to think about him being in this and then to think about him being in Hereditary. Like just the career jump from there to here.

Fucking amazing. But yeah. And also before I rate it, I would just like to say I looked up cool world porn on Google because that's how I search for porn. I just Google it. It's there. What's a big deal? People keep telling me to use Reddit and I'm sorry, not easy to search on there. Yeah, Reddit sucks.

There is the top thing. It's a 21 minute video. Who fucked Jessica Rabbit in Cool World? That's right. And there is the two chick characters together and it looks like it's kind of a digital animation type thing. Yeah. I did run into this. i cannot wait to watch this yeah it'll probably be better than this i i was disappointed they should have if you're gonna do

that rotoscope it like come on what are you doing not rotoscope so because i'm like i i'm glad this movie exists i think it's it's fun that this movie exists because it is such a bad, campy, fun, weird movie. I'm going to give it a five. Okay. That's totally fair. Okay, I'm giving it a five. I will watch it again.

Because I'm going to show it to people. And I see what you mean about it being just kind of a fun background movie. And I think that's good for a free with ads movie. If something you can kind of just let go and not think too much. So yeah, I think very fair ratings for Cool World all the way around. Put it in the background of your Halloween party. I think that's going to be solid.

Your friends will think you're so cool. They'll think you're very cool. Much like the world in which yes hey plugs um yeah so uh let's do a little bit of plugin uh maximum fun.org join that is where you go to support this show and all the great shows on the worker owned co-op that is max fun um i will say so we do bonus episodes where we watch tv pilots all the shows on max fun do bonus content and we over there on jordan jesse go we played the cool world video game there's a video game there's a video game yeah so uh on jordan jesse go we do um

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returns are fantastic um emily you got anything i'm gonna tell everyone to keep an eye out on the mythical kitchen youtube channel because um josh and i have done a new meals of History episode. We don't do them very often, but we did this one about World War II and the donut dollies, which were Red Cross workers who were women who would drive around and give the soldiers donuts with a smile. And you know that if I say that that's what they are, my character will probably be the opposite.

So definitely check that out. I'm very proud of that episode. I always have fun over there. The Mythical Kitchen people are incredibly talented. Jordan actually did a really great episode on Mythical Kitchen as well, where he made chili. And it's so funny. Oh, thanks.

Yeah. Go watch that too. Is great. Yeah. A very fun YouTube channel with great cooking content. And yeah, I had to make chili in a kind of competition setting against two professional chefs. And it is the most nervous I have ever been to do anything. I was so freaking terrified.

It comes across in the video. And yeah, listen, do I look cool in the video um and yeah it's it's i listen do i look cool in the video no did i have a fucking great time yes i totally did such a fun video uh yeah and all of all of emily's characters over there are hilarious too so uh if you're not subscribed to the mythical kitchen youtube channel do it now definitely do it man. Matt, you got anything? Nah. Okay. Well, that's it.

Okay. Well, we talked about Cool World and until next time, just remember, noise, don't have sex with doodles. I remembered something that Matt's got.

What do you got? Pink eye. How dare you? Get well soon, Matt. Get well soon, Matt. Get well soon, Matt. We love you. Pink. I got doo-doo in my eye. Tune in next week when our movie will be

Godzilla. No, not the classic one. The one from 1998 with Matthew Broderick. Sorry.