Ghostrunners - 140 - Hiring a 60 Second Butler
Episode Date: January 10, 2022What a week it's been here in KC! Plenty of videos, laundry, and vomit all going places. We hope y'all have a great week! Buy tickets to F12 and check out Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu ...Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Uh, Jake, we were at a coffee shop the other day, brainstorming about F12.
Oh, you and I were, you and I, and, uh, one of our friends was also there and she comes
up to us, um, from being in the bathroom and she said, Hey, uh, I was in the bathroom.
Let's have it.
Let's play a game.
Guess what this person said when they accidentally walked in on me in the bathroom.
It was one of those like, uh, you know, she walked in on them.
Oh, she walked in on, she walked in on them and said, guess what
they said to me. It was one of those like classic, like unisexual bathrooms, you know, like, uh,
bisexual, if you will. Yeah. Just like, Hey, whatever, whatever you want to do in there,
you know, just, just clean it up. Stand up, sit down, bend over. I don't care. You're fine. Yeah.
You know, the ones that just keep the men honest because it's like, I got to wipe that up if I miss something.
Yeah.
But we kind of guess, I don't know what all we said.
Yeah.
I think my guess was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And I was like, yo.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Uh-huh.
We had all these guesses and she goes, the correct answer was nothing at all.
She's like, they just, they just waved their hand at me.
Rapidly waved her hand in front of them. Because we're like, was it a man or a woman she's like i don't know all i could see and i was like whoa don't tell
me what you can see yeah i saw a kneecap and a hand waving couldn't tell the gender but yeah
that's so funny like literally probably two or three weeks ago we were on that ski trip
uh my friend malia um i was word what ms word ms word yeah not malia obama that's good to clarify
there's only a few Malias out there.
Yes.
So people just assume.
I think.
Yeah.
But we were in a gas station on like the road trip and I was close up to the restroom to
hear the whole interaction.
Like this woman knocks on the door and Malia yells out, which it's hard to know what to
yell out when I think you are in the bathroom.
Right.
Occupied or whatever.
Malia yelled out, someone's in here here which i gave her such a hard time afterwards
because it made it seem like malia is not sure who's in there there's i don't know who is in here
but i could tell so the lights are off but i can tell somebody's in here like maybe it's like a
cry for help at that point like hey somebody's in here somebody's in here! Hey! Come in! Hey, gotcha!
Uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down With some random thoughts and white meat too
Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat
So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet
Cause this is the Ghost Rubs Podcast
Every Monday morning we're taking round
Ghost Rubs Podcast I feel like maybe like just just having like the the answer like what's the answer like when you're
whenever someone's coming in I would just say like just yell any kind of noise like I think
that's like that's bing bong. Okay. Wait, wait,
go back to that. I don't know what that is. People are like talking about bing bong and stuff.
Okay. So I have a guess. I haven't looked into it. I still, I've heard that one,
like sound clip of like bing bong. Who's the president? Joe Byron. Yeah. Yeah. That's the
only thing I've ever heard anybody say, but I see people say bing bong all the time. Is it just
because of that? So I'm your guess. I'm i'm not positive but yeah i think i might have been an early adopter
this i was following that account a long time ago what account is it uh side talk nyc or whatever
like instead of sidewalk it's side talk okay and all these different people will interview just
new yorkers new yorkers and you just get outrageous stuff you know it's fun yeah humans of new york of
tiktok yes remember that yeah it's like people of walmart meets humans of new york of tiktok yes remember that
yeah it's like people of walmart meets humans of new york and it's just like whoa this is
interesting yeah and anyway i think they start off each episode with almost like a crosswalk
type sound or like a ding dong like i think they it's like a sitcom or something like there's a
tone that starts off each video okay and so i don't know if that's what people are talking
about the bing bong at the start of those videos it's always bing bong as far as you know we're probably so wrong so what's
a tractor pull i don't know i just know i've been following this account for a while and now everyone's
catching on i'm like yeah this is hilarious well at least i don't get the bing bong at least we
like aren't saying that we definitely know we're saying that's when people really get frustrated
with this like here's the deal with climate change let me tell you a few things c-sections
yeah yeah i have some definitive things to say about space flight right get a pin anyway what
were you saying no i was just gonna say like somebody walks in and you just yell something
like i wouldn't i'm not i'm talking like a one like choose a letter any letter you want and just yell it l all right so i'm walking in
oh oh me l uh-huh oh
is that good
i would like i think an onomatopoeia would get my attention more
something like that yeah whatever something dude what tickled me so much this is like over a month
old but it's like still an inside joke is uh we were watching the chiefs game and there was a deep
pass that my home's through probably perfect and then someone dropped it or something but as like
pringle byron joe byron pringle was about to catch it you just kablamo. Which I have never heard you say that word before.
And I've never heard you say that word since then.
Just out of nowhere, you said like a Batman comic strip word.
Kablamo.
Oh, I love it.
And then he like dropped the ball.
But it was so funny.
You're really excited.
I don't remember that.
Where were we at?
I mean, this is five to six weeks ago.
At my house.
At your house.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a really fun chief session.
I think Catherine made brackets. Oh yeah. Oh, that was a good one. Yeah. Yeah.
I think that's where we barely beat the giants. It was like, we won, but it's pretty,
like it wasn't pretty. Maybe, maybe that's fun. That's fun to think about. What are you doing?
I meant to talk to you about this before we started recording the podcast. What are you
doing for the chiefs game tomorrow? I was going gonna ask you if you wanted to come over okay great um i have a tentative pickup
i have a desk going out to uh florida tomorrow i saw that in your story waterfall table waterfall
you know and the great don't go chasing them yeah i i went back i i love trying to pick out music
for those things because that's like bow and the walter white theme song or the breaking that
theme song that was awesome thank you dude that was awesome the stories is where i try to get creative and like a little bit goofy
like i try to make my posts still kind of like serious and professional stories are great yeah
and so like i think i went through like four or five different songs and finally just settled on
steven gross chat but i went from like murphy lee to uh what else did you ever have don't go
chasing waterfalls i should shouldn't i i didn't even think about it that's okay did i call it a waterfall table yeah oh that would have been
perfect i wouldn't have known that would have been too on on the nose though maybe maybe that's
what i've always said about myself so um anyway chiefs game yeah i got to the table yeah i was
gonna say like i could come over here but yeah we got uh somebody picking up something they're
supposed to come tomorrow morning he said hey probably not gonna be until tomorrow afternoon
i'm like hey hey chiefs are going to super until tomorrow afternoon. I'm like, hey. Hey. Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl.
You know, start.
I'm busy.
Road to the Super Bowl starts tomorrow.
So.
Gotcha.
So, yeah, you can come over if you want.
Cool.
I was texting Garrett Gibson.
Been a long time to hang out with him.
We're about to be on a basketball team together.
Yes.
And he's like, we should watch Chiefs game together.
And I was like, I'll let you know.
I'll tell him to come over.
I was telling Catherine the other night that she would get along with Peyton, his wife.
Yes.
I think they would be friends.
Yes.
I had Garrett send me her contact one time. And even in his phone, her name is P nasty and the S is a dollar
sign. That's so Gunner. That sounds like something Gunner would totally do, right?
That is very Gunner. Yeah. Like Gunner is like, like I think Gunner's, uh, contact for Emily is
hot wife, something like that, you know, hot wife, hot wife, wife like just classic like just don't like i
just have i have katherine ellis like yeah so that's so like normal about no emojis uh she i
think she added an emoji at one point she did when we were when we were dating yeah i know what a
flirtatious gal yeah but um anyway okay good plans for tomorrow yeah other plans tomorrow are that
isaac has booked a tea time for us to golf uh it's january
it's so cold how cool is it gonna be it's so cold today when he booked the tea time the high was
gonna be 52 that day so it's like okay if there's no wind terrible that's not bad especially compared
to like what it's been like 10 degrees that'll feel warm yeah but anyway the high is getting
lower and lower to now i think the high is like 46 and they still are open like they're okay they're still open um it hasn't been above freezing oh
brad's back guys brad's back with the message ding dong bing bong but uh at our tea time at
9 30 a.m it will be 32 degrees oh it's a pretty early tea time yeah that makes sense because
the chief's game got flexed yeah which is bogus yeah it is so it's a pretty early tee time. Yeah. Well, the Chiefs game got flexed. Yeah. Which is bogus. Yeah, it is.
So it's supposed to be after the Titans game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whatever.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'd rather watch Patrick Mahomes play.
So that's fine.
I set some records, baby.
17 game season.
And you know what?
Bengals, we should have beat you.
All right.
I'm still a little perturbed by that game.
It was fun to text the Swicks during the game because they were at the
game and we were at home and we were i was gloating pretty quick we were up so much we were doing so
well then jamar chase acted like he was the next second coming of randy moss but um anyway stay
tuned on whether or not i go cold golfing well isaac is like i really want to go still seriously
i don't know if i do yeah well I was gonna say you have more
opportunities to play when you're on tour a little bit but you're not able to bring your clubs yeah
so that's not as fun probably right well and just the timing of so the next year I run a shows we're
doing they are on the west coast but they're so far apart that we have to fly to each destination
it's we're not gonna get there until after like the golfing hours anyway yeah because you're you're never going to fly the same night you're always no it always the next morning
so there goes our golfer only hope for golf is like we have two shows in texas in february
okay i think one show in charleston south carolina oh yeah so that's god that's got to be warm enough
dude i called a country club today because we're talking about last night yeah or was that last
night when were you over it was with trey i think that's right either way we were talking about it two days ago i called
one that never heard of so it's like maybe it's not that nice i haven't heard of it uh lions gate
oh wow thought they made movies definitely a nice definitely oh really okay well i mean i know people
that live there i think gary lizak famed uh meteorologist weatherman in the kansas city
i'm not to his level.
Yeah.
Anyway, they called me back while I was at Chili's today,
and they said $8,500 initiation fee.
Oh, you're talking about for a membership?
For a membership.
This is just the golf.
Oh, we did talk about this yesterday.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Just golf.
Yes.
$8,500 initiation fee, pre-tax.
Okay.
And then $700 a month pre-tax.
$700 a month.
That is so much. And he said, now, this membership does include a family. Do youx a month that is by yourself so much and he said now this
membership does include a family do you have a family and i said no so is it the same price and
he said yes and i said i gotta get me a family and he didn't laugh well what is what can what
constitutes a family like can you be like this is my son isaac well i asked about that because i i
mean if i can pass as his dad maybe you can too they have a thing on their website where it's
like dependents 23 and under play for free.
Now, he's not legally my dependent, but he does depend on me for other things.
There's no way they're going to.
Yeah.
What does a woman's touch feel like?
Oh, yeah.
Or, you know, what's what?
What is this?
I was just thinking, like, where is my woodshop always reside in Jake's place?
I was trying to think of something you would learn in college.
How do you read cursive? Yes, a call that was that was a software college something
that he wouldn't he wouldn't know right um no that's yeah i mean they're not gonna check your
w2s on that hope not i don't think you know that's too expensive though it's so expensive
that makes me wonder like lions gate's nice but but there's some like esteemed ones out there.
Indian Hills.
Indian Hills, Kansas City Country Club.
Like how much is that initiation fee?
I don't know.
This place had a simulator though.
So it's like, ooh, year round.
That would be fun, but not for that cost.
You're still obsessed.
Yeah, I still really like it.
Let's say at one point your pickleball obsession was a 9.5.
I don't know if you were ever like 10.
Maybe you were.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Where is your pickleball obsession right now? Zero. Where's my golf
obsession right now? No, no, no. Where's your pickleball? Oh, sorry. Obviously your,
your golf ones high golf ones high. So yeah. Pickleball at its peak was 9.5. Yeah. I will
say I'm about, I haven't played a lot of pickle recently, although I did start that YouTube
channel and nothing's happened since then. This is why I didn't want to tell people.
Actually, did I tell people? I know I didn't want to tell people. You told people on
Patreon. Is that it? Okay. Surprise. Yeah. So like three months ago, me and the best pickleball
player in the world started a YouTube channel together. I don't know if I'm the best in the
world. Look, the rankings haven't come out yet for 2022. Not official. Anyway, his name is Ben
Johns. He's like in Target. Like if you buy pickleballs at Target, like it's faces on him,
he has his paddle, you know, everything everything so we started a pickleball channel together but didn't tell
anyone because i've learned don't give people's hopes up no matter what it is if it's a surprise
at the basketball game if it's american idol 2011 don't tell people something before it's for sure
a thing so i didn't tell anyone and of course it's like nothing's really happened with it yet
anyway so that got me somewhat back into it but that was a week before the tour started so now
i'm just back to golf boy yeah although this this Sunday Brad I am starting a chicken pickle League. Okay, Coed League. Okay gonna be really fun
It's got Sam. We're in it. Nice. There are competitors. Yeah, so right now pickleball is like 5.8
Oh really? Yeah, I thought it was gonna be lower than that. Okay, good for you. Thanks still staying
I didn't know if you were like I'm done with pickleball. no, no, no. 5.8 golf's at like 8.9.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you're not, you're not quite as obsessed with golf as you were pickleball.
Probably because it's winter.
Okay.
Okay.
Good for you.
Anyway, I'll tell you what I am obsessed with right now.
You know, like, or, you know, cause you're married.
I just think I know, cause I have an idea of what marriage is.
I think someday down the road, my wife and I, Lord willing, we're're gonna split up kind of duties chores around the house yeah yeah i call dibs
laundry boy really i want to be laundry boy in what all of it i'll do it all really i like it
i don't i don't trust your folding i'll be honest i don't think you're a good enough folder
go give me a shirt all right let me go get a shirt you talk you just you entertain them okay um
that's great i'm so good at entertaining people by myself um we we've been uh recording some
jean shorts uh comedy lately with trey kennedy the third and um let's, this week we recorded, in response to conservative dads, we did a liberal dads one where Jake, we'll talk about it more later, but he was really funny.
Here comes Jake.
He's coming back.
So that's all that I'm going to tell you.
Oh, and we did the optimist versus pessimist, which we already released.
So you know about that one.
Okay.
I have to take this off, actually.
Oh, wow.
He's getting serious.
I'm up there because of my Apple Watch.
It says time to move okay let's see here now you notice i did choose a beautiful piece oh wow ghostrunners merch very
nice you could probably find that i don't know where i mean hopefully the internet. Hopefully www.https.com backslash backslash www.ghostrunners.life.
L-I-F-E.
Singular life.
Sinus life.
Sinus rhythm.
Yeah.
What else?
Oh, I've been noticing this shirt just keeps popping up.
Like I swear I've packed it and now it's back in my closet or I wore it and here it is again.
I have two of them.
I think I have Isaac's.
So that's why I'm like, man, this is crazy.
This is wild.
I should. It's a magic shirt. I think I have Isaac. So that's why I'm like, man, this is crazy. This is wild. I should magic shirt.
How have I not learned it?
Like if there's a weird thing happening in my life, it's not a coincidence.
Like there's always a reason for it.
This happens to me like once a week.
Like, boy, that's weird.
Okay.
Anyway.
Okay.
First of all, you're just doing this straight on lap or.
I don't know, dude.
I want the people to see it.
This guy, this guy.
I don't know if I trust him.
Straight on lap.
I don't know if I trust him.
He's SOL.
He's straight on lap. Stuff on the father's trust him. Straight on lap. I don't know if I trust him. He's SOL. He's straight on lap.
Stuffing the father's urn, straight on lap.
Okay.
So, here we go, guys.
Here we go.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Welcome back to WTF?
Where's the fold?
That's right.
Every day we're folding clothes on the YouTube channel.
Today I'm folding a piece of Ghostrunner's merch.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so you're going to take it.
Okay.
And we're done i'll turn over
okay better than i thought honestly not as good as not as good as my wife
okay i would say i would say my wife's a 10 i'm i'm she's very good wow she also takes
that was pretty quick though three to four times more than that
she takes a lot longer
I have me and my wife's clothes I gotta get through these I got stuff to do
I have a fitness to track
yeah so I don't know
I think that's adequate that's six or seven probably
it's not that tight but good speed
good enough and I've learned to fold
this way I'd rather have a crease horizontally than
vertically so I used to fold clothes
like this audio only people I'm sorry you can't see a thing right now but i used to fold clothes like youtube.com
oh yeah but then you get a crease right vertically down the middle no thank you sure luckily the
ghost runners merch is tri-blend it's so soft and breathable that it's really hard to get it that
wrinkly ever dude it's amazing how well katherine folds things like i i i think i, it's amazing how well Catherine folds things. Like I, I,
I think I could,
it's like one of those things where I am convinced that it's a skill after
watching her do it.
Because I'm like,
I try to fold.
I couldn't learn.
I could fold that towel so many times and it would never be as perfect as she
gets it.
And it's like,
it like stays that way.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Doing that.
And then reminding it last week,
we talked about this a little bit,
how Josh has something that's like how to juggle. And it's like, you're, you're like the first thing that comes up. doing that and then reminding it uh last week we talked about this a little bit how josh has
something that's like how to juggle and it's like you're you're like the first thing that comes up
i think as ghost runners maybe we should just start like like just think about the most like
basic things that people search searchable things make funny videos for those things like how to
okay let me go to youtube right now and we're just gonna start typing some things see what the
autofill is so how to number one well let's see what the autofill is. So how to number one.
Well, let's see what mine is compared to yours.
That'd be fun.
Well, no, this is this is just like on YouTube.
Just like, okay, this isn't my searches.
This is like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Autofill.
How to tie a tie.
How to tie.
How to draw.
Okay, this one's crazy.
Number third is how to delete Instagram account.
We can make a video about that. Yeah. How to yeah how to get free robux well i don't even know what that is
i'm guessing it's a currency for some video game like minecraft or something i don't know
maybe that's a bit what are robux yeah yeah yeah actually i'm gonna figure it out i'm gonna give
you a multiple choice what are robux wait roblox roblox robux well i'm confused already it's rope
it's got roblox is an online game platform so robux must be the okay so i didn't make it a
quiz for you because i had to draw a girl how to draw a girl i don't know how to draw that girl
how to curl your hair with a straightener. That's one of them on yours?
Yeah, that's like number nine.
Oh, I got how to solve a three by three.
That's like number seven for me.
Oh, no, that's number nine for me.
How to use chopsticks.
And then right after that is how you curl your hair with a straightener.
I don't have that one.
That's weird.
Next, you have how to beat?
No, how to basic.
Oh, then I have how to kiss.
You would.
I do not have that one.
I don't need that, baby.
Gross.
Yeah. I've been kissing for years i've been kissing a doe for a while oh that's fun how to lose weight fast okay what about
uh do you have some fun ones what are your top four like actually that you've searched
i don't have my search history on YouTube or like, I don't have
like previous searches on here. Okay. I have four on here. Okay. First one is how to juggle. Cause
I just looked that up. Okay. Second one, how to put up an easy up tent by yourself. Imagine,
imagine big daddy trying to get one of those things up by himself. Uh, third, how to swing
a golf club for how to clean your iPhone earpiece, how to swing a golf club. That's funny.
Not like, I feel like most of my searches
are like specific,
like how to hit the driver straight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or like how to get spin on,
how to swing a club.
I just want to know,
like I want to watch somebody
tell the absolute fundamentals of golf.
Cause I'm like,
I bet I'm missing something with these people.
No, that's great.
I don't remember what they said.
But anyway.
So anyway.
We'll search something. We'll figure out some things. we'll make some stuff i'm sure how to be how to be a husband who makes laundry
who does the laundry makes laundry great laundry absolutely i'm just loving for the first time in
my life since i've been doing my own laundry so first time in adulthood i i live on the same
floor as the laundry machines what a blessing right, right? It's awesome. I do laundry all the time. Yeah. Seriously. We twice a week when we moved in, we had our laundry machine, like hookups
in the garage. And Catherine was like, I don't want to be too high maintenance, but if we can
like pony up a little bit of money and put that not in the garage, that would be awesome. Yeah.
And it is. It's so good call Catherine. So, but yeah, we used to K-Life house. We were on the
top floor and we have to go down
two floors to get to our laundry.
I don't want to even think about living in an apartment where you don't have laundry
and you have to like go somewhere for it.
Like that was dorm life back in the day.
Yep.
You know, with their quarters and everything.
So anyway, but yeah, I was just talking to them whenever you went upstairs about the
liberal dad's video.
Oh, yeah. It did well on TikTok. Yeah, it did really well. Yeah. I was shocked talking to them whenever you went upstairs about the liberal dads video. Oh, yeah.
It did well on TikTok.
Yeah, it did really well.
Yeah, I was shocked.
Yeah.
Oh, that's not even those were like the leftover jokes.
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not shocked at all.
I think that's going to be a very good video.
Really?
Yeah.
I did like how I looked.
I was a little nervous about how I think you looked hilarious.
You look perfect.
You really did.
Like, maybe not hilarious.
Hilarious makes it sound like I'm like making fun of you. No, I was saying, cause I went into public the rest of the day dressed like that.
So you didn't have the beanie though.
The beanie is what really made it, what like topped it off.
Uh, yeah.
You were like the jean short or the jean jacket with the hoodie and the beanie.
Yeah.
You just looked so like cool dad, like so like woke dad and man, we had some funny one
liners.
I know.
I hope I was telling somebody,
I was like, I, we wrote very good jokes. I just hope I like delivered it. Like, I don't know.
No, I think you did a good job. Okay. I just don't know. Yeah. We'll see how it all goes,
but I'm really excited. Yeah. There were some, it's one of those things where like, we realized
like with conservatives, it's so much easier to like write the jokes for us. I think probably
because we just have more conservative people in our lives and our backgrounds and stuff yeah and then with liberals
it's like well we got to be careful not to like i don't want to go like i don't be offensive
for some reason i feel like the line is closer up yes when poking fun of like a a woke type parent
then like a good old boy who's conservative that feels like you could say anything yeah they'll
laugh at it.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
It's like, I don't want to, I don't want to say the wrong thing.
Get canceled here.
So.
But maybe that's a misconception.
Either way, it was fun.
Knocked that out.
And what else we have coming up?
Should we talk about F12?
We got that coming up.
Yeah.
Let's talk about it more.
We decided.
So in two days of putting out ticket sales, I had, I had capped our initial like F12 date at 140 people because the venue could hold 150.
And I was like, I'm not going to make, you know, whatever my wife pay for a ticket to this thing or whatever.
So capped at 140.
We sold 140 tickets like just like that.
In two days.
In two days.
And so.
Great problem to have.
Great problem. Where should we go now? I was like, I just like that. In two days. In two days. And so. Great problem to have. Great problem.
Where should we go now?
I was like, I was like, Jake.
And originally I was thinking like, well, I did it from 6 to 8 p.m.
Thinking we can always just do two shows.
And then I was like, dude, I think we should just still do one show and try to find a different
venue.
And so we are currently on the lookout.
We got two options that I think both are going to work.
We just need to choose.
Yeah. Point is we're not going to work. We just need to choose. Yeah.
Point is we're not going to do it at McLean's anymore.
And wherever we do choose is not going to be that far away from where McLean's was.
So I think some people out there are like, we're trying to figure out our Airbnbs for
Kansas city.
Just know that like, as long as you're not in like an extreme suburb of Kansas city,
you're not very far away.
Like things in Kansas city, aren't like LA or Dallas or anything like that, you're not very far away. Like things in Kansas
city, aren't like LA or Dallas or anything like that, where it takes a long time to get to. So
yeah, you'll be fine. So like, no matter what, it's going to be probably 10 minutes away on the
Kansas side. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Over the park. Yeah. Even a late night. Yeah. Yeah. You'll be
fine. Uh, yeah. We got some fun city, Missouri, like downtown or whatever. So should we tell them
the kind of the two options we're down to? Cause they're very different. Yeah. They're very, they're, yeah. They're
kind of polar opposites, which is, well, I, at least as far, we haven't seen one of them in
person. Um, but yeah. So yesterday we went to the Lenexa city hall, city hall, baby.
And it's so fun. It was awesome. It's really nice. Yeah. So Lenexa has been around for a long
time. It's a, it's a city in Kansas. Kansas, but they probably like four or five years ago built this like really,
really cool, like they call it like the Lenexa City Center or something like it's like this
huge development of all sorts of businesses, libraries, city hall.
A lot of glass.
Rec center.
Yeah.
Like things are nice whenever made of glass these days when buildings have glass.
High end apartments, you know, like cool stuff like that.
Hasn't really, I mean, I think it's taken off, but not like.
Probably not what they wanted it to do.
It's not like, holy cow, everyone's living in Lenexa now.
You've got to get to Lenexa.
It was still like pretty dead down there when we were there yesterday.
We were the only ones in City Hall.
Yeah.
So we went there and checked it out.
You want to tell them a little more about it?
It's pretty, it's, yeah.
It's just sweet. It kind of looks like a mesh between like a spaceship
and just like what you would see
like some judicial hearing
on like C-SPAN.
Right.
Yeah.
Or like something from Parks and Rec,
probably.
Yes, it is the city council room.
Like the chambers,
I think is what they call it.
Yeah, so there's like
permanent podiums in the back
of the stage.
They have a somewhat elevated stage
with like permanent nameplates on them. So if we end up performing there, there's stage they have a somewhat elevated stage with like
permanent name plates on them so if we end up performing there there's going to be like seats
behind us with like you know judy abagnale's name on it which is hilarious like that's gonna be
behind us but they have 250 like very nice like fold up or how would you call those seats just
like very nice seating stadium seats like plush nice cushioned right seating and they've got all
the sound system we could possibly need they've got tables if we want to set up right march or refreshments yep or isaac's coffee beans
whatever magical legumes yeah either way so that's really fun and uh could be just kind of
fun just like almost weirdly on brand to not perform in a venue exactly i'm in a city council
like this this lady i was like i was like no obviously you don't have to promise anything no guarantees but like do you think there's a chance like if we don't book this
today yeah i was like is it a pretty good chance that we'll still get this thing you know in a
couple weeks she's like she's like no she basically said no one ever like books this thing on the
weekends you should be fine she's like usually the only people that ever booked this are like
homeless homeowners association meetings and stuff like that yeah me here during the week
so i was like that's that's our competition right now or the hoas of the world but um another kind
of uh serendipitous thing or just blessing whatever we decided to charge people for tickets yes good
thing we did because it's gonna be a little more expensive now so i that kind of worked out right
this would have been a or else it would have been like what do we do yeah wow we lost a lot of money
on the church that we'll do we'll do it outside or something um so between a city council and and then this other option is uh the mission theater
which is in merriam kansas um it's just an old theater that is now used as like a wedding venue
um i talked to the woman yesterday and she's like okay well let me get back to you on a price she's
like this is pretty different than what we usually do uh but that one is a great option too it's just like an old theater but it has a stage
and i don't think it has plush seating by any means but it has some chairs you know um and yeah
i i think it's it's more of like a rustic you know old school thing versus like the lenexa which is
like the most brand new it's very, like polished building you can think of.
And she was like at Lenexa yesterday.
She's like, yeah,
you guys can have food and drink in here.
And I just thought to myself,
like, I can't imagine having food and drink in here.
This place is so pristine.
We should get a popcorn machine.
That sounds awesome.
That's fun.
Oh, I should ask her about lighting.
Snow cones.
Snow cones are fun.
Snow cones.
Snow cones.
Like, can we just light the stage?
Surely.
Should have asked her about that.
Surely. Either way. That seems. Anyway, you guys are not going to want to miss F12. February 12ens. Like, can we just light the stage? Surely. Should have asked her about that. Surely.
Either way.
Either way, you guys are not going to want to miss F12.
February 12th, come to Kansas City.
Brad and I are going to perform.
We sat down yesterday and tried to really plan out some stuff.
We got some great ideas.
Yeah, there's going to be stand-up.
There's going to be stuff that Brad and I do together.
There's going to be podcast elements.
There's going to be music.
There's going to be, hopefully hopefully just the things that you guys like
about us you will see it to show yeah trying to get our friends involved might get our parents
involved yeah we're gonna get the audience involved get the audience involved yep so yeah
we don't have we still don't have like this is exactly what we're doing but we have lots of good
ideas and we just need to continue to whittle them down but um, um, yeah, F12 it's on ghostrunners.life is how you,
there's a link on there for the tickets. Yeah. And come, come on. I'm also going to try to,
I might just put on Patreon or maybe I can do it on our website too, but like,
I'm going to make like a little like visitor's guide to F12 and like, and maybe you can help
me out with this. Like, like bucket list things for them to do while they're in Kansas city,
you know, um, go get a coffee at, you know,
fill in the blank or get a butter roll from a claim.
Yes.
All those things.
So just like things that they can do leading up to the event.
And then we also talked,
Jake and I did,
we don't know exactly what yet,
but we will similar to the basketball weekend.
We will plan on another event beforehand.
Just kind of hang out.
Whether it's a dinner or hang out game night,
whatever.
We'll do something socially,
maybe even something after as well. So, Oh yeah. Oh, I forgot that. We talked about some ideas. There'll be plenty of times to hangout, game night, whatever. We'll do something socially. Maybe even something after as well.
So, oh, yeah.
Oh, I forgot that.
Yeah, we got to talk about some ideas.
There'll be plenty of times to hang out other than just the show.
It's not like come all the way to Kansas City, see Brad and Jake perform for two hours, and
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And then the security guard kicks you out after two minutes.
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So where are we going this week? We got West Coast-ish. Yeah, kind of. Two different time
zones though. Boise, then... Okay. Is that the first time zone? Is that different than
it's not West Coast? I was thinking that'd be a mountain, but I'm just guessing.
It's mountainous.
It makes mountains advantageous.
Las Montañas.
We go Boise to San Diego to San Jose to Salt Lake City.
Okay.
So four cities, four days.
Back here by Sunday to hopefully watch the Chiefs playoff game.
I hope they play on a Sunday, not a Saturday.
Is this?
Oh, wow.
Playoffs are the next week.
Or I hope the Chiefs win tomorrow titans lose to the texans davis mills mills mafia that would be a great like i forgive you davis mills for like absolutely making me lose the guillotine league
but then redeeming himself by winning kind of the ryan fitzpatrick from like two years ago
yeah whatever yeah that would be wonderful um yeah still have full confidence in the chiefs though yeah unwavering we're fine um
um yeah that's the plan it'll be good to get back on the road i've been trying to write some new
stuff for the show so um but also trying to write new stuff for f12 so now i don't know
yeah where does it go is is there is there any like uh is it gonna be like riding a bike kind
of like once you get up there it's's like, oh yeah, here we go.
Hope so.
Because you've had hiatuses before, like when you guys were going on shows.
Yeah, I know this should be fine.
I'm not too worried about it.
But speaking of the guillotine league, just real quick,
I got to give an update.
It's been such a long time.
I was knocked out.
Yes.
With four teams left.
So I was, I guess I came in fourth place.
I scored 163
points and that didn't cut it really which is by far the most points anyone's been kicked out on
okay i think like this week which makes sense it should always be that way right well this week
the week before a person with 90 points got to stick around no freaking jason romell he's the
guy he's still in he's still in the championship this week this guy i think i talked about him on
the podcast he gave us the chief socks and stuff really nice guy he wanted he's like brad's big daddy i'd like
to be referred to as bigger daddy i'm almost positive that's who it is i like it um really
great guy it's fun to get to meet him in person but so each week on espn you're still matched up
individually against someone even though it doesn't matter right and it's still because espn
doesn't know we're doing a guillotine league so it still has a win and loss for you you know my
record when i got knocked out was like 12 and 3 or something because i was having a good season
his even now after winning a few weeks in a row is 6 and 10 like this guy's in the championship
i i haven't played in two weeks i still have more points scored than him he's just like he's done
enough every week he's just like scraped by it's the classic like there's always that guy in like
third or fourth place that's like points against is like way lower you know than everybody else that he somehow just always wins
so he's doing it right and now i mean so it's jason romell um in the championship against
gavin okay gavin's original teammate was bomb tech drivers and then once peter gave me the
driver he switched his team name to peter casey drivers He was also the same guy who in week one spent all a hundred dollars.
And I was like, this guy's not gonna make it far.
Loser.
Yeah.
Somehow.
Has he been able to acquire people for zero dollars?
Dude, he's had some crazy trades go his way.
That was that guy?
The guy that's just like.
He was just given Antonio Gibson.
Yeah.
He just got him for free basically.
Oh, I remember you were fired up.
I was like, you gotta be kidding me.
Like no one else really commented anything
in that group chat. And you were just like. No one ever does. You were just like, this is outrageous kidding me. Like, like no one else really commented anything in that group chat.
And you were just like, this is outrageous.
Why would you do this?
He has zero dollars.
Why would you trade him?
Anyway.
Yeah.
He's like, he's like, he's bleeding right now.
Just let him die.
Game of bandage.
Um, can I tell you my idea that I'm going to do on Sunday?
I guess maybe Saturday now.
What's this mean?
Um, this is, uh, my guillotine idea.
You're gonna drop some players. Yeah. Aotine idea. You're going to drop some players?
Yeah, 100%.
I'm going to go in there like five minutes before game time.
I'm not going to steal any players.
Okay, okay, okay.
But if I beat them, I think I should win.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll see you there.
Okay, perfect.
Because there's nothing that's stopping us.
Like ESPN will let me pick up those people, right?
Then again, well, yeah, that should probably be fine.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll see there., yeah, that should probably be fine. Okay. Yeah.
We'll see there.
But yeah, that's the thing.
Like each of these teams have had $0 for weeks now.
So it's like, they're not going to make it.
And now they've made it.
So now they have all access to every player imaginable.
So like Jason Rommel's team was not that good.
Right.
And now, I mean, his team is, you know, projected to score 190 points.
And that's why I'm waiting until he picks all his 190 point people.
And I'm going to swoop in there with Davis Mills.
He's going to go throw five touchdowns against the Titans.
We don't even need Davis Mills.
You know, they only have a couple of quarterbacks.
You can get, you know, Dak Prescott probably if you want.
Anyway, that's something on that.
And then the other fantasy league I'm in, which is a league that.
Dude.
What?
No, just go ahead.
I know.
I know this.
I don't have it.
Dude.
I don't know where I was the night of the draft. I think I a show or something so no you had some what was it it was something like
social i feel like good for me yeah whatever doesn't matter either way you can tell my initial
um excitement to be in this league by not showing up to the draft by having something social
um what did you have go ahead so brad drafts for me it's very nice of him yeah what was it sorry
i'm getting hung up it's gonna bother me i know it wasn't a show it was like but it was something
i like i really didn't whatever it doesn't matter brad drafts for me looks like a pretty good team
turns out it was decent i think i scored the fourth most points in the league i'll say last
pick of the draft rob gronkowski i i picked i picked rob gronkowski with the last pick in the league. I'll say last pick of the draft, Rob Gronkowski. I picked, I picked Rob
Gronkowski with the last pick in the draft. So what was your first pick of the draft? Um,
with a Saquon, Saquon Barkley. Yeah. Also really good. No one's seen it coming. The
Saquon's injury prone, you know? Um, anyway, so my team was like middle of the road average,
you know, fourth, most points scored. Well, our league, if you finish in the bottom four, you have to go to a four man playoff.
And then from there, the last place team has to do a consequence.
Well, that's me, which I think these last place consequences are reserved for.
Like you were just awful.
You deserve a punishment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You started you started two guys that were on buys.
Yeah.
You started Tyra Taylor in week four.
What are you thinking?
Right.
Well, I didn't.
I was trying in the league. That's not fair. I know that's not fair. No sympathy. Well,
not just no sympathy from the group chat, no communication from the group chat. That's what
makes it not fun. Cause there's not even guys like Raz and me, like Jake, you excited for that
punishment? No one said a word. I think everyone in that league is too nice except for maybe Gunnar.
I don't know. It's just like, no one said anything. I don't know. I'm even asking how
long does the tongue piercing have to be in? like no one responds i'm like do i even have to do this
no one would make you do it anyway the consequences are get your tongue pierced
get uh go run a half marathon or i thought the third consequence was have to get your license
plate that says hot guy but then i went back to the text and it's go get the darkest spray tan
it's like who okay that one's way easier i'll go get the darkest right hand i can't believe you don't want to do hot guy no really i i've had expired
plates on my car for five months all i have to do is just like send something in i can't even do
that the idea of going in once to get the hot guy and then going in again to change it i would never
oh i see what you're saying you're saying like it'd be such a hassle you're so okay uh i had
this thought earlier okay sorry
let's let's talk more about the fancy tongue piercing would you do that no okay over over
the other two that's what i was gonna do that sounds so painful between half marathon and
hot guy i was gonna do tongue piercing and thank goodness spray tan came into the ninth inning
i would find i would i would i would go post f12 spray tan i would i would be like fit well then again
you're performing i know there's not a good time i'm just trying to think like when's like a good
two-week span where i'm not seeing very many people february is not the most social month
out of the year i would just spray tan or february 11th february just do it for f12 that'd be amazing
like you just come out and you're like, what guys is it noticeable?
Is it different than on YouTube? Once again, a great example of why friends is a timeless
relatable show. Ross one time goes in to get a spray tan and he is supposed to turn around
after he gets sprayed once and he accidentally like gets sprayed like four times the same way.
So he's just super dark. Uh, so, um, okay. But you said the thing about
the license plate and I was actually thinking on the way over here about, I forget what the
example was that I was, it doesn't matter, but like I was thinking to myself, oh man, if I could,
if I was like crazy rich and like, just didn't know what to do with my money, I would definitely
hire, oh, I know what it was. Uh, it was starting my car before I left because it's like, I have to heat it up. Like I would pay somebody to go out and, you know, start my car
and let it heat up for me. Cause that's how rich I am. And I don't want to ever do that. Cool. Um,
I go water fountain in the house. Okay. But like, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm thinking like
specifically something that somebody would do for you, but the install a water fountain in the house,
the parameters are, it would have to take less than one minute and let me let me tell you a rich guy thing okay let me tell you
some other parameters i have um shave for me brush my teeth scratch my back before bed all those
things yeah shave for you yeah i hate shaving that's pretty nice though when the board out of
my mind you go to a barber that shaves you no oh it's, it's so nice, dude. They get like warm shaving cream.
Oh, I had that happen once.
It's very nice.
From the Kauai trip.
He shaved me once.
It was awesome.
Oh yeah.
He's like a.
Oh yeah.
Or like a fashionista barber guy, isn't he?
That's what his business card says.
Fashionista barber guy.
He's like one of those like cool barbers.
Well, who would you recommend to shave my face for me?
Marv, dude.
Okay.
I'll hit up Marv.
Sorry.
Go on though.
You're one minute or less things for people to do for you because you're rich.
Start the shower. And so I don't have to wait for it to
get hot. How nice would that be? No, that does not make my list. No. Over brushing my teeth or
rubbing my back who are bad. You want somebody else to brush your teeth? Think about that.
They're pretty good at it. There wouldn't be, they wouldn't be good at it. I guess
no one can be good at brushing somebody else's teeth. I brushed Hattie's teeth every single
night. I'm hurting her.
You know, like she doesn't know when I'm trying to go to the back sides.
And like, so I'm like, you know, yanking on her cheek.
Yeah, you probably are like kind of pushing.
Yeah, OK, OK, OK.
That's not a good one.
That's not a good one.
Dude, imagine just waking up, the shower's on, it's hot.
Yolanda just walked out of the bathroom.
You walk in and it's perfect tip.
I have an untested theory.
This is so easy to test, but I've yet to test it. I think we grew up in the nineties where it's like, warm up the water.
It's not that hot yet. My untested theory is like, how long do we need to warm up the shower
these days? 2022. That's what I'm saying. The parameter is one minute or less. Like it takes
10 seconds probably to warm it up. Yeah. It's probably 10 seconds. I think I still wait like
two minutes. Like let's give it some time. Yeah. And I don't need to probably. Maybe in the country
it took longer to warm it up from your hot water heater or something like i said it'd be so easy to test i'm
like well what's the hurt and waiting i'll just wait i got stuff to do yeah i think that'd be
nice what's on your list um putting the dishes in the dishwasher i know that sounds ridiculous
oh no i would definitely choose putting them back in the cabinet tree oh yeah i guess if i had to
choose one or the other you're definitely definitely let them do that yeah yeah yeah cabinetry they only get they only get 59 seconds
to do it though so get as many dishes okay as you can 59 seconds yeah and then i'll do maybe
just silverware would you choose silverware first no i would choose plates and bowls first good for
you silverware really that in the laundry i'm a big like yeah silverware takes forever i wonder
if people are enjoying this episode of the podcast
people have thoughts people have thoughts about this one minute or less inconveniences in your
life i think i think starting your car in the winter it's been so cold this week because it's
like it's like one of those things because i had the thought i was like oh i should just start my
car and then like gotten you know dressed and ready and stuff again after i took my shower but
i'm like well i have to get dressed first to go out there. You know, I was like, it takes 10 seconds to go
start my car. But man, does it stink to go out there when it's freezing cold? I thought of
something. OK, it's a it's a pretty normal work day. I worked at Trey's from like 10 to one
shooting some stuff. He says, go home, edit this. I say, we'll do after lunch. I go through the Chick-fil-A drive-thru. I bring it with me home. I sit down on the sectional. I'm about to click
on some, maybe a YouTube video. One of my friends or one of my favorite YouTubers.
I would have my rich guy go ahead and watch the 15 second out at the beginning.
So I sit down, I'm ready to watch. I don't have to click through skip ad or two 15 second pre-rolls
no thanks you don't know i don't know because it's because sometimes it takes yeah maybe three
ads i get to plop down and just immediately watch youtube that's good for you now i know
you're thinking jake couldn't you pay like 8.99 to get rid of these ads yes i could
oh or i could wait till i'm really rich and have a guy do it for me
jameson skip the ads you know whatever prescott how much is like youtube
red or youtube whatever the call it you don't have it no i just have like a ad blocker on my
like on chrome but on tv so you can get ad blocker and just you never watch ads on youtube because
of that i've not watched an ad since 2010 i've always just assumed you had the youtube thing
because yeah you never have to watch chrome extension ad blocker plus my roommate in college showed it to me freshman year i thought i thought david hoff
okay i think it's like nine or ten bucks yeah oh these days i've grandfathered in no no i'm sorry
the uh youtube red thing gotta gotta gotta gotta no anyway what else would you have on your list
this is fun um let's think i don't know because it has yeah it's like it's like a really quick
thing like it's like
uh i'd like to pivot from rub my back before bed to take the head scratcher to my head before bed
60 seconds i'm out oh that would be nice 60 seconds of some random person doing that on
your head not some random person prescott prescott every night and you'd be staring at you because
like once once you fall asleep you wouldn't want to still do it prescott can you close your eyes
too i don't like that you're watching me turn off the lights
prescott it becomes a completely different experience um uh sometimes like katherine
like when i'm working really late and she's already in bed she will like turn down the bed
for me and so like right when i get in like it's like this like really welcoming experience.
I wouldn't hate that every night,
but I'm not choosing that over the car,
the car thing.
Gotcha.
But yeah,
it's,
it's a really nice,
like it just looks like this very inviting bed whenever I get in.
I'm like,
it's been a long day.
I'm like,
this is nice.
I thought of a new one.
All right.
I got home from work.
I've got,
um, maybe, uh, i've got two hands worth fulls of stuffs it's like i've got a drink from chick-fil-a and i've got a bag of chick-fil-a
always consistent with chick-fil-a yeah yeah in all these stories i've got a drink i've got a
large half power and have lemonades uh split please yeah and uh LeBron is that LeBron nope I think
LeBron's Sprite I think they're both I think both of them are LeBrons cool go ahead so you say
LeBron you don't know what you're gonna get could be either no you have to like specify Sprite oh
maybe I'm wrong go ahead you have two full sets of hands I have two full stuffs of hands
but I also need to get my backpack out of the back seat where my camera gear is in where I
shot the videos for Trey earlier this morning.
Ooh,
that's yeah.
Currently it's like,
I leave this stuff in the front seat.
I go open the door of the back seat,
put my backpack on,
but then I reach back into my car.
Backpack gets like,
hits like the top frame of the door and I can't quite reach this stuff.
Yeah.
I don't,
there's no proper order of operations.
Cause then if I get to stuff before I into my hands, now I can't open the car door really to like get my bag out yeah yeah yeah so i would
just like prescott to be waiting for me yeah somehow or he just goes with me every he's just
in the back seat he hops out with me he's like here's your backpack sir oh he's british every
now and then i want to surprise me with it like every thursday yeah um no i like the idea of just
yeah just somebody carrying in stuff for you my hands are never full yeah that's always have one
hand free because it doesn't take long to carry in groceries but it's always like i gotta get
these groceries dang it that just reminded me i think i left stuff in my trunk so i'll get it
yeah later and i don't think i did trash can for my bathroom dude let me let me this guy listens
to the podcast so i I'm going to,
I'm going to give, I'm going to give a hard time real quick. Our friend, Sam Seavers.
Okay. I was looking forward to seeing Sam Seavers, hopefully at F12.
Yeah. Sam, you come to F12. Sam, I'd like to see you there.
Sam's awesome. He, cause I went to college with him, knew him a little bit.
And he's the one he's, he's a, he works, he's a children's pastor at our church.
So Brad sees him all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awesome, dude.
So there was one time we were getting lunch
and he was late to lunch because he was picking up,
like this, I respect him so much for this.
He found this hack where this new Jack Stack,
which is a really famous barbecue place in Kansas City,
a new Jack Stack location.
It'll be on the list for things to do while you're in Kansas City.
Yes, it was opening up right,
actually down the street from that Lenexa area. Um, it was opening up and it was like friends and family get up to a hundred
dollars worth of food for free if you use this promo code and order online. And so he figured
out somehow he's not friends and family of Jack Stack at all, but he like, he like got like $99
and like 50 cents worth of food for free, like so much barbecue. And this was like, where it was,
they were, cause they were trying to like do soft openings and like teach their staff how to do
stuff. And they, apparently they like somehow it got leaked. And so, so many people were ordering
all this barbecue, but, um, he went and picked it up. This is like in July, it was like a long
time ago, hot. He picked up the barbecue and then came and met me for lunch. And he was telling me
the story. I was like, so like, where'd you take the barbecue uh you know when it was when it was hot outside
he's like oh i just i just left it in my car i mean i figured like it would just get you know
warm from the just keep it warm right i was like i don't think that i like that i like that a lot
i'm like i think that's better for cold like if it's really cold outside i think you could keep
stuff in your car.
I wouldn't just put a bunch of, you know, pulled pork in there.
Just keep it hot.
Yeah.
You know, I'm going to put it in the oven when I get home.
Right.
It was like, it was like, hey, it's the same thing as like, you know, cooking it, you know,
in the oven or something.
I was like, I don't know, Sam.
So I gave, I gave him a hard time then.
I'm going to give him a hard time now.
So I was just thinking about that because I was, you were like, I got to go get stuff
from my car.
I was like, well, it's at least it's cold. So like cold peanut butter. Yeah. There's no, there's no chance that it's going bad. No, it's great. So
anyway, shout out Sam. Shout out Sam. Uh, Brad, I'd like to tell you a story from this week.
And I think I'm gonna do some mentioning. I think I've been thinking about it and I think
the story is more entertaining telling it backwards to frontwards. I love it. I've been
trying, I've been trying to do that sometimes where I'm just like here's the end of the story like here's what's
happened here's what happened and then like people ask questions like wait what what you know okay
yeah so i've never done this but it seems like a creative way to like i want you to know what
happened at the end of my night and then we can go back what's the punch in the details yeah so
i should have written it all down but
the end of the story goes, I'm leaving Topgolf
after being there two and a half hours.
Okay.
Before that, I am surrounded by Isaac and Harrison's fried food and beer.
Before that.
21.
Isaac's 21.
Isaac's 21.
Before that, I am throwing up in the Topgolf bathroom.
Oh, it was bad.
Oh, man.
It was, thank goodness one of the stalls was unlocked.
Bisexual.
Or else, yeah, I would have had some issues.
Throwing up in public.
I don't know if I've thrown up in public much.
It was not fun.
It's no fun, dude.
I was trying to like brace myself against the stall.
I was kind of sitting on where the toilet paper comes out of as kind of like a way to
like prop myself up. It wasn't bad, but also it it sucks it's the worst thing that we do oh okay the
five minutes leading up to throwing up is also the worst anyway yes pre-throwing up um they say
okay boys your bay is ready and i take off my hoodie and i take off my hat and i say
i'll see you guys in 10 minutes. Did they know you were struggling?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And before that, I am about to leave for Topgolf.
I'm at home.
The guys are ready.
I say, all right, I'm just going to throw on a sweatshirt and I'll be ready.
And I say, ooh, maybe this is TMI, whatever.
I say, that fart felt weird.
I better go to the bathroom.
Yeah, that was a scary one.
And even though things were not great in there, I was like, oh, well, I don't want to miss out on Topgolf.
Me, Isaac, and Harrison haven't got to hang out very much.
I'll still go.
Yeah.
Before that, I played my first ever session.
Or whatever you want to call it.
On the Oculus Riftift virtual reality oh yeah
i bought that a couple days ago it just came in of you and so i had yeah i played 45 minutes of
ping pong and ping pong ping pong and table tennis and boxing okay before that while i was waiting
for the games to load i was like oh they have free virtual reality roller coasters out of outer space outer space and so i just i was just out
in the galaxy riding this yeah space mountain uh yeah but i was standing up i wouldn't recommend
it uh there was just it couldn't have helped yeah it helped did they go upside down big time oh yeah
before the time big time before that i took a nap because I wasn't feeling well.
Before that, I decided to test my red meat allergy.
Yeah.
By ordering a grilled cheese with bacon in it.
Okay.
How much, what kind of bacon are we talking?
Bits?
Strips?
Minimal strips.
Minimal strips.
More than bits, but less than like a big strip.
Okay.
Not like a thick cut. No, not really. Okay. but more noticeable than just like there's some bacon and mac and cheese
before that okay i wasn't feeling too great and i was like for lunch nothing sounds that good i
think i want to go to across the street to tropical smoothie cafe oh yeah and then in between those
things i was like oh they have sandwiches oh this would be even though five minutes where i wasn't
feeling well this would be a good time to test out the red meat allergy.
And then before that, I had 16 ounces of coffee.
Oh, yeah.
So I saw you.
We saw you.
Yeah, I saw that.
And then before that, I saw Brad in public, which is fun.
So interesting.
OK, basically, it's hard to pinpoint why I got sick because of the torture I put myself
through.
I ate a greasy grilled cheese with red meat in it.
And then I wasn't feeling well.
Did you get a smoothie as well?
And then I got a big old smoothie.
I got the triple oat smoothie.
I was trying to be healthy with my greasy grilled cheese.
Triple oat doesn't sound,
I mean, it sounds healthy, but it sounds heavy.
Yes.
It wasn't like a green passion.
When I was in Topgolf,
the smoothie was what I saw most of.
Either way, so yeah, it was just,
I'm trying to tell Isaac how my day was,
and he was just laughing at me, because he's like, why did you eat red meat when you weren't feeling well?
And then why did you come home and do so much virtual reality for the first time,
which definitely gave you motion sickness. That's why you had to lay down. And then you went and
caused up a hurricane Katrina, like storm in the bathroom. Right. And then you came to top golf
with us still. And then, and then you, you got sick at top golf and then you came to top golf with us still and then and then you you
got sick of top golf and then you continue to stay at top golf well i don't want to be a party pooper
i drove and so with no toothbrush or no gum i just i golfed with the boys and all they ordered
isaac is like i haven't eaten all day i'm so hungry he's getting hamburgers mac and cheese
bites couple of beers i'm like this is the worst smelling thing really i've ever smelled in my entire life yeah it nauseated you more yeah so i just kind of hung
out in the back and oh man was a good sport about it but yeah i just i'm so stupid is the moral of
that story like why would i do that to myself was coffee the first thing you had that day
yes started my day with coffee and a little cherry what are the financier whatever the
french word they call it it's just like a cherry financier definitely not it but it's spelled like that really it's and it's french looking
wow i don't know what it is cool it's great financier either way it's just the perfect
storm of days just everything that could have made me sick i did it all at once i had red meat
in virtual reality so are you are you like still now are you terrified again of red meat that's
the thing not really when well at first i was like i'm so stupid why did i test the red meat thing of course
i'm still allergic to it i was like hold on a second jake when you didn't know you were allergic
and had all that red meat i never threw up you were never yakking i never threw up even and that
was like i had full pulled pork sandwiches i was eating hamburgers beef tacos never threw up so
there's a chance it could have been food poisoning from tropical smoothie cafe i Cafe. I also think like just in general, the stomach bugs going around.
Stomach bugs going around.
Like I had a stomach bug and I thought it was food poisoning.
Maybe it was.
But that's crazy that like all these people I'm hearing about have like thrown up just
from food poisoning.
I don't know.
I just don't know what else to play around.
Unless it's just going around, you know?
Yeah.
I got malaria.
I don't know.
Okay.
So I got my room.
I think in order to really test this theory out, we need to get a spray tan first of all for you and then just do
like 10 roller coasters in a row and see how you feel then and then the next day just go get the
biggest burger we can find yeah and like just really lean into both theories yeah that was
the thing most times when you throw up you're scarred of something like well never having
wendy's again. Right.
This is like,
pick your point.
I don't know.
It could have been anything.
I was like,
I was scared to eat red meat again.
I was scared to do virtual reality again.
Good news.
I did the virtual reality again.
I didn't get motion sick and I feel great.
Did you do the roller coaster?
No.
Maybe just roller coaster.
That sounds intense,
especially if you're standing up.
It was the first thing I ever did on it.
It was like,
welcome to virtual reality.
Would you want to ride a roller coaster
in outer space?
Sure. Never done it it before so why not
oh boy do they make you like would you have to stand up for that one or could you know i think
i should have been sitting down yeah get my bearings equilibrium either way yesterday
downloaded a boxing game i'm obsessed with it i've only done it once so maybe the obsession
will wear off it was such an insane workout i was drenchedrenched. Really? And so I did 30 minutes of straight.
I mean, basically just shadow boxing.
But do you fight a real fight?
Real people?
Yeah.
And it's like, do you see their faces?
No, that'd be pretty funny.
Ping pong, ping pong.
You do, though.
It's awesome.
Do you talk to him?
You can.
Yeah.
But like anything goes virtual reality.
Like you can just go to serve it.
Just smack it at him.
You could do any hand or bodily motion you want. So I't settle out of control do they have doubles ping pong no just
i think that'd be so fun if you and me like played it played all these different people
and just trash talk them um is there any way in in uh like the oculus world to like have somebody
else watch what you're seeing yeah you can like cast like cast it. So we've been doing that. So yeah, you could talk for me.
Okay, cool.
That's fun.
But yeah, the boxing, it was such a great workout.
I was drenched in sweat afterwards.
Yeah, I burned like so many calories.
Cool.
From my watch.
From my watch.
I would know.
Also hemoglobin is doing all right.
Hemoglobin is good.
96%.
Yeah, it was just so fun.
So I'm a little boxing boy again.
I don't need to join any kind of gym.
I got one.
I just slap on some goggles and I got it. I can't believe more people don't like get them or talk about them
like yeah it's so immersive and like the golf is fun pink everything we've done on there has been
fun isaac has been the last thing i'm not even joking the last thing i heard before bed last
night was isaac go oh i punched the bike he wasn't even playing a boxing game he's playing this like
oh it doesn't even matter but
basically he punched harrison's electric bike which is a hilarious sentence anyway but it's
so far out of the way he's punched the light bulb he's punched the fan he's hit the wall he just
because you're not supposed to like really move your feet are you oh yeah there's games where
yeah you get to like but how far well it's like ideally we recommend a six by six area feet so you can
really move i mean boxing it's a full ring like i was like really moving around a lot better
mobility than the guy i was playing we should just start tabletopping people who's boxing that's the
thing i was boxing yesterday and i could hear it so i took the i could hear someone near me i took
the goggles off and i don't know if isaac was recording or not but harrison was acting like
he was boxing me like even though I couldn't see well
I'm just throwing punches Harrison's like dodging them. So that had to be pretty funny. Oh, man
So we got to get you in the goggles after this. Okay, so funny
I've taken so many videos of like Isaac just looking like there's no way to not look like a fool
Here's just like an 11 second video of Isaac. They'll show for you. Look at him, dude.
Is he boxing?
That's like this game that he found where
people are shooting bullets at
you. You're dodging bullets. You're picking
up weapons. Because yeah, he's like Matrix.
That's not like a boxing stance.
Michael Jackson stuff. We'll put it
on there. I feel like they don't market their stuff
very well. Like no one,
like you don't see advertisements for that.
Like you see advertisements for PlayStation and Xbox and stuff.
It's so immersive.
It's so fun.
And yeah,
that's what Isaac and I were talking about.
Like people,
they should be marketing this as a fitness thing.
You could be in your own home and for 30 minutes,
burn so many calories,
it gets so sweaty.
Like that's crazy.
It feels wrong.
Yeah.
It feels like dirty almost.
It's like,
I was just all by myself.
Yeah.
But not because you had not in a way I was fighting ugly Joe, ugly Joe. Oh, that's awesome.
Anyway, that story, how he yacked and top golf. Um, I, I don't have much from this week. I do have one thing that happened to me last night and it's a, it's a continual theme in my life,
Jake. And I have to get under control. Um, I did not get recognized, but I thought I got
recognized again yesterday. I have to get it under control. It's like did not get recognized, but I thought I got recognized again yesterday.
I have to get it under control. Dude. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like the definition
of insanity where you're like, you know, it happens over and over again, but you're like,
this is probably the time where they actually like this guy. So we were doing this thing called
biblical citizenship. Catherine and I were taking this class. It's really cool. First week was last
night and we get done. And right as I like walk in, I'm just being friendly. So I say hi to this guy and he kind of was like,
Hey, and he kind of looked at me and I just kind of, I just kind of kept walking. Cause it was
like right when it was beginning or whatever. And I was like, I think that guy recognizes me.
He must know.
And so then, you know, after the thing gets over, we're walking out and he's like, I know you got
to go. He heard Catherine say like, we got to get our kids,'s like i know you gotta go he heard katherine say like we
gotta get our kids whatever i know you gotta go get your kids but i recognize you from do i know
you do i know you from something this is a fair thing to assume with this yeah i'm not i'm not
like yeah i'm not outlandish when i have these thoughts but i'm like he's like do i look familiar
to you this is my gray sun guy and i'm like ah i'm sorry you don't i i don't know he's like he's like
what do you do what's your what's your job i was like i'm a woodworker um but yeah yeah i was like
i'm a woodworker i have my own like custom furniture if you want to check it out it's
on ellis custom creation.com ellis custom creations it's gram and um you know facebook
whatever uh no but um he's like i don't know and. And then I was like, all right, I'm going to do it. You
know, I was like, I also have a podcast and I also make YouTube videos. And the wife right away
was like, well, he doesn't watch YouTube videos about woodworking. So I don't think that's it.
And I was like, well, I didn't explain all this to him. Um, but anyway, he was just like,
you just look so familiar, man. And I was like, yeah, I don't know.
You know, I don't want to be like, like too cocky about it.
Yeah.
Tell him exactly how and why he might've known.
Because it's like our videos sometimes get like 60,000 views.
It's like, that's a lot.
Like that's the, the United States is a really big area.
So 60,000 people watching it.
It's like very spread out.
Like, it's not like there's like, you know, 150 people in my little city that are probably watching this thing. So it's like,
like, I don't know. And then you've been on a roll lately. You're getting, I have,
yeah, I'm not, I'm yeah. I'm not saying like, I'm like ridiculous for feeling this way, but like,
anyway, I'm leaving. I'm like, you know, what's your name, man? And he's like, blah, blah, blah.
And, uh, you know, he's like, he's like, and you're Brad. What's your last name? I was like,
Brad Ellis. He's like, Ellis.
He's like, I'd remodel.
I helped remodel your parents' house.
That's all it could have been solved by you just telling him your last name.
I guess he didn't ask.
He was like, he's like, I never forget.
I've never forget a last name.
I know I've remodeled.
I worked with this guy and, you know, we remodeled your parents' house one time.
And I was like, yeah, like four years ago.
Like, how'd you, I think I remember like those guys working on my parents' house and I like
visited once, you know, and he remembered me and he's like, he's like, yeah, I guess
I remember you from that.
Or maybe I just saw your, your picture up in their house a lot and just like, I hope
it's not that.
Yeah.
I know.
That's pretty, that's pretty impressive and pretty creepy of him.
But anyway, I'm still like 10% that maybe he's seen a video of us but
it's just one of those things where it's like it's so funny what you had to go through for him
to just like i remodeled my parents house that's what it was like if you're like okay you'd like
week by week episode 138 yeah um i talked about my family during christmas nothing okay episode
137 um i thought i got recognized it's kind of like this um
that week at jean shorts we made um five stages of gift wrapping maybe that one
okay um back in july we did like an airbnb's video yeah have you ever looked up airbnb on
youtube and then watched a funny video about instead of actually like finding research on it
um in college i did like i led some worship but like yeah navigators maybe uh-huh faithy free no keep
just don't let him off the hook yeah um second grade sir speedy sluggers my whole my old uh
you know baseball team saying take me out to the ball game i was the catcher because i was one to fit in the gear no take the great um um i don't know let me think here see justin bieber interviews in like 2015 it
was kind of cringy i'm not proud of it but like it's out there you're seeing those it's pretty
good it's pretty good bieberblog.com i'm friends with the guy who's in a how to juggle video you
ever seen that yeah yeah maybe you saw me in the comment section of that.
Maybe you saw me in the comment section. You saw my profile picture.
Oh, I know where you've seen me.
In the live stream of a home birth a couple months ago.
You recognize that?
Yeah, yeah.
You follow my Instagram.
So you see that I'm like creeping on this woman.
Just like, just spread eagle.
Just screaming her lungs out.
And any letter she wants.
It's such a,
the idea of assuming someone to recognize you from the comment section of
anything is so funny.
You know,
I comment on a lot of sports center posts.
I'm one of those weird guys who does that.
Maybe you've seen me from there.
Yeah.
I was,
I was,
I'm on a lot of KU basketball forums.
Uh,
what kind of subreddits you in?
Maybe I've seen you around there or anything.
No, nothing. Okay. You really nothing for DIY. That's kind of what you do for them. That's kind of subreddits you in maybe i've seen you around there or anything no nothing okay you really nothing for diy that's kind of what you do for that's kind of your job so
maybe you should learn a little bit better but anyway it was just a fun you're gonna marshalls
yeah or tj maxx like one of the i'm the same tj maxx doesn't have shoes yeah so i ross sometimes
ross ross too oh yeah those shoes right there okay doc don't sleep on old navy no seriously yeah right
i don't know uh borders did you ever frequent borders back in the day i used to go to their
coffee shop because i thought it was like a hidden gym no um what about hastings did you
ever go to hastings for their two for one let's talk facebook groups you have to have been any
even for like just a discount there's like one time that you joined just for a discount right the free baits or something no okay um i did title boxing twice
oh yeah what's that who's your coach who's your instructor yeah have you ever done the free trial
title uh yesterday i was at the lenexa city hall thinking about getting a spot there for f12
maybe if you ever heard of Lenexa in general?
Anyway, it was just a funny experience.
We knew about Arkansas baseball.
Okay.
Yeah.
I planted an English oak tree in my yard.
Have you ever seen a tree before?
Henry is his name?
Yeah.
Yeah, Henry or Hank or anything like that.
For about a year, I got free chick-fil-a and went
there about eight times a week did you ever see me there do you know mr james is that a guy in
your life you recognize that you ever heard of james not the one in the bible he's an indian man
bald indian man that's bald but actually is like 30 years old and tall and skinny white guy
it'd be fun to have 12 to get some of the characters from the podcast there dude i had
that thought characters who know they're a part of it so i don't know no no no i had the thought of getting
henry there but just not telling them and like like talking on the podcast beforehand like
henry's gonna be there don't don't ruin it just tell henry like hey i'm doing a show and stage
it to where like like all right we need a we need to volunteer for the game who knows how about this
guy this i get because i guarantee you he'd be like brad he'd be he'd say some expletive you know whatever off man like i'm not doing this
blank off brad brad get out of here with that you know i don't do that game i'm not gonna do that
i'm not gonna do that game and ginger's like you know pushing him up there ginger ginger if i go
up you go up. Okay? Oh.
Getting Henry there and not being in on it.
Okay, I'll go.
Getting Domi there and not being in on it.
We give Domi two minutes of open mic time.
Like, hey, there's a lot of unreligious people here.
Do you have any words for them?
Well, guys, I would just like to say,
you should really go Catholic.
Dude, that's one of the things I'm going to put,
like already a brainstorm about putting on the list
of like things for them to do
is go to Chick-fil-A
and try to find Domi.
In the morning slash,
yeah,
afternoon,
like early afternoon
and go try to meet Domi
and just say,
Brad and Jake love you
and they talked about you.
I mean,
what if 40 people on one day
say,
hey,
Brad and Jake sent me here.
She would think that's awesome.
She also be like,
I'm pretty sure their names
are Brad and Jake,
but I'm not positive.
I don't even know
what you're talking about. She definitely doesn't know know her names she's like the big guy and the
little guy and uh the comedy guy and the comedy guy and you do the you do the tables right the
husband of the alcoholic yes she has the kombucha girl that doesn't care about her babies
doesn't care about her babies i want her to be like because
bo's not developmentally challenged or anything but like haddy i like katherine yesterday was
like are we are we worried about bo not talking very much are we worried and i was like no we
just had mariam webster as our first child like had he was speaking in full sentences of like
nine months old not really but you know that's like a tiktok famous these days that's what i
was trying to get the well-speaking babies yeah i follow multiple well-speaking babies yeah it's
awesome that's awesome i'm sure people out there know lena you guys know lena lena abby the like
british one really oh british awesome yeah the cute cute accents are amazing and chunky babies
are fun okay good to know infant toddler uh but yeah i was like no i'm not worried about that
had he just was amazing so uh but i can see don't being like how is your son doing how is he is he doing well
is he talking yet i'm like no he's not really i mean he's saying little things here and there
he actually says scotty pippen a decent amount because of his book that he has but uh besides
that uh he doesn't really talk very much he's like oh it's because of the kombucha oh this is
not good you you see it has trace amounts of alcohol on here. I told you. I tried telling you guys.
Fetal alcohol syndrome is real.
That's why as Catholics, we only drink wine.
We only drink wine.
I don't know.
But yeah, getting characters from the podcast at F12 would be fun.
Yeah, that'd be amazing.
Whether they know about it or not.
But Mr. James was my thought since we were just talking about him.
It'd be fun for him to be there.
We haven't seen him in a while yeah mr james
would be mr james is like the number one yeah like ask you know yeah him obviously all of our
friends i'd want them to be there right i'm sure people want to meet him the gunner and the harrisons
and the yeah peter if he's out of the hospital scott sell of course scott's coming for sure
scott's coming scott's gonna be a part of it. I think somehow we're going to, we're going to get him involved like pretty heavily,
but Luke Hoagland.com.
Luke Hoagland.com will be there.
He'll be married by then.
He'll be married.
So he'll have a Bailey Hoagland.com there as well.
Bailey Hoagland.com.
Wow.
Wow.
That sounds weird.
Bailey Hoagland.
I got to say Bailey Bowling sounds awesome.
That really rolls off the tongue.
That's a tough thing when you're naming a name and a girl,
because it's like,
I don't know what her last name is going to be later it's only her name for a third of her
life yeah i'm about to dj that wedding that's right you and scott together it's going to be
zoppity it's going to be zoppity yeah there was a chance our shows were going to get moved or
postponed and if so i was going to go to the wedding okay but now i'm not that'd been fun
you could have triple d with this. You would have totally wanted to.
Scott's into it, man. He's putting all these reggae tone songs on there.
He texted me about it yesterday. He asked me, he's like, just confirming you're not going to
be there. And I was like, no, he's like, ah, I'm going to miss not seeing you out there dancing
to Mijente. Yeah. You and everybody else at that wedding is not going to be there. I'm just kidding.
Anyway, what were we talking
about the oh just getting recognized in biblical citizenship oh yeah getting recognized you might
have seen me from the comment section yeah dang oh man anyway okay so you didn't get recognized
let's talk about real quick uh patreon members already know about it but uh follow up from last
week's episode i talked about how i didn't realize that the oven wasn't hot on the outside yeah tell
me tell them tell them what we learned about this oh okay yeah my dad left me a voicemail which i put
on patreon you guys should join uh but he was like i can't believe you don't remember this
which we learned later that i was 18 months old so that's why i don't remember it but
uh he's like man i can't remember this he was like first you were talking about the tractor
pole and i was gonna hold my tongue because i cannot believe i raised a son who doesn't know what a tractor pull is he has all
these stories he when i eventually called him back he has so many stories about the tractor
pull like he used to go to him growing up i think he took me when i was really little really he used
to hop on the the back of the sled during tractor pulls which he's like wildly dangerous i can't
believe they let us do that see i still don't really understand exactly oh yeah i learned what
it was it's not two tractors doing tug of war which sounds awesome
that sounds awesome it also sounds like terrible for the tractors like engines well what they're
doing anyway isn't great for them you're just pulling like a sled that progressively gets uh
heavier heavier and heavier how do they how do they make it heavier he my dad actually told me
he said you know just put a bunch of kids like sitting on it the guys he said uh somewhere my dad's from fairgrove strafford's rivals oh yeah oh why i
gotta we call them unfair grove i've never thought about that once oh that's funny there was a school
nearby it's called fair play which is interesting yeah just that's the name of your school just
fair play yeah um team integrity that's the name of your school um i just want to know where they got that name originally right yeah and either
or regardless guys in fair grove were the ones who come who invented the uh like tractor pole
that gets progressively heavier and i guess that's still what they use today really which is kind of
cool shadow fair grove invented it some apparatus yeah there's no you don't know how it works though
i don't know the physics of like
how something could get progressively heavier you know i'm sure it's some weight that moves
okay backwards or something i don't know i'm so bad with engineering stuff like that and there's
little steve triplet just getting on the back of it and he would just hop on the back of it and i'm
sure kids were dying left and right but he survived um so first of all he's like i can't believe you
don't know what the tractor pull is i wasn't gonna say anything but then you guys talk about the oven
door i can't believe when you're 18 months old you don't remember he's like you he's
like in the 90s that you know that it was a little different they were very hot back then he said you
which is when i grew up so that's why i thought they were so hot maybe i'm right he said you were
standing by the oven door you put your hand on the outside of it and it was very hot it burned you
so you quickly pulled your hand off of it and then you lost your balance so your head smacked up against it and then your head was like
burning and so then you used both hands to push off of the oven and then you just kind of froze
there and got stuck and both of your hands were just like searing to the oven door ironic that
you froze while burning it doesn't make sense yeah It's like being hot when you go inside a Chili's. Yep. Um, but he, he's like, so, you know, we were great parents. We
let you walk around the oven door. We had to rush you to the hospital. We were freaking out. And,
um, anyway, he said, I blistered up pretty good. And that's my, I guess I have history with the
oven door. Wow. And you never, that was the first time hearing this story. Yeah. I don't remember
that. That's crazy. So there was a different time. I think, cause my And you never, that was the first time hearing this story. Yeah. I don't remember that. That's crazy.
So there was a different time.
I think,
cause my dad says like,
that was the first time we had to take you to the emergency room.
Cause I think I put my hand on a burner too.
And I had to go to the emergency room for that.
I put my hand on a burner one time,
but providential.
Is that the right word?
Just Lord watching over me.
I had my power Rangers glove on.
So just singe the power Rangers glove right off.
Like,
so one of the two gloves i
have it just got like all these like burn marks on it look like mar or something yeah it's four
years old cool so power rangers glove yeah anyway um something i wanted to also revisit from last
week we got so many youtube maybe not a ton but more than i would have wanted so many youtube
comments are like man i missed you guys last week it was a bummer going two weeks without you
do people on youtube not know that this is like a podcast this is not a youtube video this is a
podcast like there's an audio version of this that exists well yeah i think some people didn't listen
to the audio version because they said like just went back and listened to the best of i bet some
people just didn't consider the best of the same as like us being there.
That was how I interpreted it. They missed us as in like
it wasn't a new. Yeah, they're not
hearing about our lives anymore. Okay, okay.
I interpreted it as like I didn't even, I didn't see
anything from you guys last week. I was like, no,
we did. Justin worked hard on this.
Yeah, I wonder if there's people out there that don't even
yeah, that are only subscribed
to us on YouTube. Subscribe to us everywhere.
Five star review on Spotify. Oh, that's right. that's the thing now you can't review but you can just
give us five stars though stars are fun stars are easy go on spotify give us stars and it's like
brand new so like if we get enough of them quick enough we'll like look like we're bigger than
rogan yeah i'm sure yeah let's see let's see how many we have compared to rogan right now
i want to give a shout out real quick to uh the ghostrunner subreddit has been so amazing lately it's so awesome you guys got to
check it out if you haven't seen in a while specifically andrew he is just popping off yes
he is so funny old t bush yeah so check out it's like what would it be reddit.com backslash ghost
runners and um or no back backslash r backslash you guys can
figure it out reddit ghost runners that's what i always do yeah i'm old telling you guys the exact
url okay but it's hilarious guess guess which one is us and guess which one is rogan okay this
is gonna be tough as far as amount of reviews i'm gonna give you both. Okay. 5.0 review, like average.
496 reviews.
Seems like quite a bit.
4.8 review average.
Not that good.
52,000 views or reviews.
52,000 or 496, I think is what I said.
It's a toss up.
I know.
Just tell me.
Joe Rogan's 52,000.
Oh, okay. I thought that at first and I changed my mind. Yeah. So we'll get there. Okay. Well, Hey, almost. Yeah. Okay. Reviews on
Spotify. Check out the subreddit. Uh, yeah, I, I have looked at it, but not super recently. Oh,
what did you think when you saw some of the things on there? Did you know that I was applying filters
to you during our Instagram live session? I had no idea. I was excited for you to realize that
later. People had messaged me afterwards about it on Instagram. And so I had realized on there did you know that i was applying filters to you during our instagram live so no i had no idea i was excited for you to realize that later some people had messaged me afterwards about it
on instagram and so i had realized on there no but i had no idea i thought i was just making
people laugh because i was making a fun song and then you were just laughing you do all these
filters and stuff the filters weren't that great really but at least mixed it up if you guys haven't
seen i would legitimately i would dare to say that okay so last week we did a podcast episode on sunday recorded one and then right afterwards we did a
live stream i think the live stream is more entertaining than podcast episode was last week
really it's still we do really good on our live stream i think we have a lot of fun on those and
we get so many viewers and it's yeah we did and it's like so much it's so easy to have a fun
interactive conversation because we see people commenting yeah just like
feeding us jokes yeah oh great yeah everyone's so funny everyone had so many funny things to say
and katherine joined i went to talk to you about this off the podcast too would katherine want to
like i don't know what it looks like but like everyone loves katherine i love katherine she's
great on camera in front of camera i've had some people say hey i don't love katherine like just
just straight up not even like they used to redecorate your parents house yeah no no non
sequiturs or anything yeah hey i recognize that girl from somewhere I don't like
her and I don't like her no I'm just kidding yeah everyone likes him she just did such a good job
on the live stream I was like that's so fun we should do like a yeah something weekly bi-weekly
bi-monthly I don't know the difference you know weekly you know yeah whatever um but go look up
it's it's kind of in a weird spot of our Instagram. So like, you know, there's kind of like tabs of an Instagram account.
It's like your feed and then reels then tagged in in between reels and photos.
You've been tagged in.
It's just a play button.
It's in the play button.
Oh, it's like videos.
We post it.
The replays are there.
Oh, cool.
See, see, that's the stuff I'm like I did.
I just thought it was there for 24 hours and it's gone.
So no, it's there.
It's like essentially we posted a video, but never to a feed.
OK, so there it is. It's really fun, especially the last. I mean, all of it's pretty fun, but we got great gifts. Shout out, it's there. It's like essentially we posted a video, but never to a feed. OK, so there it is.
It's really fun, especially the last.
I mean, all of it's pretty fun, but we got great gifts.
Shout out, Kirstie.
I don't even know if I fully will shout out all the ghost runners who donated to get us
Christmas gifts.
It's still amazing.
You guys do that year after year.
We're able to support four different children in third world countries this year.
Your initials are GRKC.
Two of them share their birthdays with Brad and I.
Crazy.
And shout out, K kristy for organizing it
getting like thoughtful gifts i think in the moment you know i'm reading comments i'm filming
you i'm trying to be on for the camera catherine's there i'm trying to choose a filter i don't think
i totally appreciate everything she did or everything she got or just like how like creative
or thoughtful some of the gifts were like yeah it's hard to it's hard to appreciate how much it
like everything outwardly how hard to appreciate how much we inwardly appreciate it if that makes
sense like even the gift i got it just dawned on me like several days later it's like she got me
a jean jacket excuse me it was jean jacket jake but on the jacket it says just jake i was like oh
because it's like that's what you would do sometimes for your joy yeah no joy right right
so she's just great everyone's great yeah like yeah hattie was so pumped we got some new books
and we've been reading those like awesome yeah. I mean, the coolest thing is just those, yeah. Sponsoring those kids. Because it
started out as like, let's get gifts for these guys. That was fun. But it's like way more fun
now. That's like deeper than just goofy gifts for us. You know, deeper than a magnet that we put on
our refrigerator.
It really is crazy. I'm starting to like kind of realize it now. And this is kind of cheesy,
or not cheesy, but just like it's an overdone sentence we were like if nothing else i just hoped that
somebody but truly it is kind of like if nothing else in this podcast like kids are being fed yeah
in lesotho right from what whatever we've done in various basements yeah in garages and we don't
work in philanthropy that's not the industry we're in and like like multiple children are like, you know, having a better livelihood.
Like, that's awesome.
So shout out to you guys for doing that.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
Shout out to them.
Cause it's, yeah, it's not, we, we literally have not paid one cent to these kids.
Like, and yet they're getting fed from our fans.
So it's really, really cool.
And there's so many people this year too, like way more than last year.
Like, it's like, yeah, it's just amazing.
So if you're
interested in contributing next year or whatever they usually do it on the instagram account ghost
runners on second yeah so at the tail end of the live video i asked brad to sing the names of the
people who donated and that was really fun because he started singing with certain melodies i would
feed brad a different song like uh who let the dogs out yeah and then uh and that was caroline
that was an idea from the like listeners right was that yeah so no someone commented that yeah that's one of those things where it's just
like yeah if they didn't say that i would just kept reading them you know it's great it's great
they're more fun than this it's great anyway yeah we're just yeah it's just a thankful time
just can't wait for f12 max thankfulness it's like thanksgiving again dude i'm looking i haven't seen
very many of these uh reddit things at all. The Jake after hearing the name NBA young boy.
That's amazing.
I'll look at these later, but that's so funny.
There's so many good ones.
There's a Creed.
The Creed's line from the office.
Like I saw you in the parking lot earlier.
That's how I know you.
He like me that with like the, uh, the Graceland guy walking up to me.
Oh, okay.
I saw you in the airport parking lot earlier.
No, the, the perfect one is when like, it one is when it was like four or five weeks ago.
It's like Creed and he's like, I'm a pretty normal guy.
I do this one weird thing.
I go to the women's bathroom for number two.
It's me in Oklahoma City.
It's so great.
Oh, yeah.
It's never good when things you're saying on a podcast, like Creed's basically said that on the office.
Like I was hoping for Jim.
Yeah, like never uses Jim to meet you.
Always Creed. Yeah yeah never the gym
always the creed oh man always the bridesmaid a couple of things for my weakness uh just real
quick uh-huh i i now i have a new toilet that claims it can flush a uh bucket of golf balls
a bucket that seems like i don't believe it i mean but i bought it yeah i know i'm like if it
doesn't flush a full bucket of golf balls what yeah i know i'm like if it doesn't
flush a full bucket of golf balls what do i get there's just no way also can a toilet change your
water pressure i feel like that's not even on the toilet that's like on the on the no it's on the
toilet it's piping it's on the toilet yeah yeah i think so well bring me a bucket of balls mama
yeah because like our toilet is like very strong it's nice and i don't think it's because of our
water main floor of the k-life house best i've ever seen really better yeah how dare you yours
is second i've ever seen okay yours is man ours is so loud it's like we're gonna wake up the kids
anyway i just wanted to pass that along we have now we've landed a man on the moon in the 60s
and in the 2020s we've got toilets that can flush a bucket think about that wasn't
think about needing poop so dense and so long that it's equivalent to a bucket of golf you're
gonna clog that thing next week i hope i do i hope i do and i will call mr mr mr american standard
and i'll give him a piece of my mind i like it uh wasn't there one back in the day that you were
telling me could like do pool like billiards
balls?
That was the last sports comparison that I had seen was seven billiards balls.
Oh, seven.
Which is not a bucket.
But no, by no means are you pouring out this from a bucket.
No.
From any sort of pail.
Seven.
I love how they're like, they're like, they do seven.
They're like, yeah, we're good.
Bring on an eighth.
And then they flush it and it just flies back up.
Eight's no good.
Right?
Seven.
It could have been the magic eight ball.
It's maybe a bad luck.
There you go.
Yeah.
Maybe that's what it was.
Yeah.
Either way.
Yeah.
Billiards balls was that.
And then, yeah.
Bucket of golf balls.
Just want everyone to know PSA.
So that's your third adult toy is your really strong flushing toilet.
Yeah.
Fun. Real fun. Maybe I should strong, flushing toilet. Yeah. Fun.
Real fun.
Maybe I should do VR in the toilet.
Oh, I was kind of joking, but after I got, I mean, you're going to get sick anyway.
You might as well be right there.
Riding a roller coaster on the toilet, dude.
Actually one of the top, uh, like VR games, have it downloaded.
Cause I don't really know, like, you know, there's not typical games that you recognize.
There's not super Mario cart.
So you're just trying to like, what's popular popular and like the third most popular game is called job simulator
and i haven't downloaded anything but my initial thought was like have we already come a full
circle like it's like wait i really want to escape i want this immersive experience i want a desk job
simulator so is that what we're doing as a society it sounds like a black mirror episode thing yeah
that sounds awful so what is it i haven't downloaded it i don't know i'm i'm making assumptions based off of a title of a headline
well do you remember like right when the ipod touch or the iphone came out um not the ipod
you got it you got it what it was ipod max i'm gonna touch like the the iphone that wasn't a
phone um you remember that game that was just like you just tried to flick like a lot of paper into the tin.
Yeah.
And that was fun.
That was kind of basically like an office job.
Kind of.
So it's probably the same thing.
Job simulator.
You're so right.
Like there's just going to be a stack of papers right there.
And you just reach out.
You crumple it up.
Then you throw it.
Dude, I wanted this episode soon just so you can go VR before you have to go home to your family.
Which is funny because I don't really want to sweat right now because I'm about to go.
We got anniversary dinner tonight.
I won't make you box.
OK, I want you to play ping pong or something.
OK, against someone.
I don't know.
Just do one of the games.
Job simulator.
Yeah.
Crabble up some paper.
Yeah.
I think I only have one other story from this week.
Just real quick.
I think you get a kick out of it.
I called long boards in in hy-vee arena
because i was like maybe i'll see joe byram there again what do you want to say joe byron right now
uh joe byron wasn't there like he was last time with hy-vee arena but i called in my order
and right away uh the woman's like what's uh can i get a phone number for order and go 417 she was
oh 417 now we talking yeah she was loving it and i was loving the energy too
because i was excited because i love long boards and i've been sick so i was like this is my first
meal back the first meal back is so fun oh yeah the homecoming nothing but oranges and saltine
crackers i'm back okay i'm gonna hit it hard with some long boards so i'm excited she's excited i'm
like this is gonna be a great conversation i can already tell i'm gonna talk to her the entire way
to long boards i bet and uh she's like i gotta ask you know you're a springfield. I'm like, this is gonna be a great conversation. I can already tell I'm going to talk to her the entire way to Longboards, I bet. And she's like, I gotta ask, you know,
you're a Springfield guy. I'm like, I am you too. She's like, yes. I'm like, that's awesome.
Always ask, which already right away was like, I don't live that far away from Springfield. It's
not like we're in, you know, upstate New York. It's like, whoa, four or seven. Oh, you're a
suburb for sure. Like if there's something as a suburb of Springfield, you would be in it.
Right. Like here in Kansas City, is that what you suburb of springfield you would be in it right like here in kent city is our time i mean yeah it's like 10 minutes right no no i'm saying
like even 913 compared to 417 like we are neighboring area codes oh yeah that's so close
oh kind of you know like if i lived in the pacific northwest like whoa 417 right it was like well i
live in kent city but yeah yeah 417 i'm sure a fourth of the numbers you come in contact with
from springfield kent city is probably the next big city away right yeah yeah but anyway so i'm like
yeah good to talk to someone else from there i was like um what high school do you go to
like well i moved away before i went to high school so i didn't go to high school there
okay all right um or like what uh what high school would you have gone to yeah i don't i don't really
know and i was like
well uh do you know like what were you like in springfield or like like i'm from strafford like
she's like strafford i never heard of it i mean i'm over three at this point what area were you
from i know it was like near mcdonald's glenn so it was basically that she incorrectly names the
most popular street in springfield she the most
popular street is called glenstone she's like i was near glenfield so which is like saying i was
i was close to main street yeah and any other street right uh or any other city and so it's
like oh okay yay i'm acting like oh i know i think i know the area yeah classic like yeah like i don't
want to say i don't want to make you feel uncomfortable so i'll just pretend like i know
you're talking about but i i don't this conversation is fun even though i'm
uh striking out left and right i'm like i want to end on a win here and i go but hey tree bananas
frozen custard huh andy's what is that i'm like geez lady you got you set me up you got so excited
for the four and seven springfield oh my gosh you should have let her drive you
should have like all right you tell me what you like about Street field you
give me anything and I bet I can work with it we used to go to my grandma's
house there all the time because I moved away it's like oh cool I have a grandma
too what she likes you make some cookies yes
you make her she's kisses in the middle no grow I hate those things are sick I
should have another thing from like elf
or a similar like he's like okay well then what song did i sing you on your birthday like okay
well when did you celebrate christmas or something like that um so anyway it was just so funny like
the idea of me going up to someone in public like oh chief's jersey oh nice right and you're like
yeah chief's fan who's your favorite player like ah i didn't know you ask me that. Well, that's kind of like the Chiefs parade.
Remember that two years ago when I was like, all right, we're going to go around.
It's going to be like whoever doesn't say Chiefs player, you know, like first is the loser.
And this guy's like, OK, Patrick Mahomes.
And then we went around and he gets to him again.
He's like, I'm out.
I was like, what?
We only said three.
Like we just said, like the three most popular people.
Like just say, just say like anybody else.
Like there's lots of famous people.
So he's like, yeah, I don't really watch the chiefs.
I was like, why are you here?
You're at the parade where they won the Superbowl.
I forgot about that.
Yeah.
He was probably related to Springfield girl.
Probably.
Probably from Springfield.
Probably a four one seven number.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Anyway.
So it was really fun.
I love the initial enthusiasm, but supported by nothing.
That's too bad.
Yeah.
Oh, you have a cat she's probably she's probably just used to like people getting in and out and so
she's just good at connecting for that first five seconds and she's like give me your order please
don't talk to me more and you called her bluff and you're like you're not from springfield
she's just an area code connector that's what she does she has every area code memorized yeah
oh the 507, Waco area?
Oh, awesome.
Hey, second bears.
And then she's in and out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if people ever ask her.
Waco!
Oh, Chip and Jojo!
What do you think
about the roundabout?
Uh-huh.
A roundabout.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
I don't remember that one.
I didn't go to high school there.
So our team was the Tigers.
We went to roundabouts.
I'm pretty close to Bosque.
Waco people will get it
what about me uh there's a famous street or like one of the streets i think it's called bosque
uh i get it looks like bosque bosque um i think i'm gonna put it or can have you put it on the
kansas city travel guide go to longboards another i shouldn't say untested theory but like just
little joy of life, different locations,
different employees. It must be a corporate policy to just be like the friendliest person
in the world. Every time I've ever gone to a Longboards, they make a point to ask me how my
day is going and not in like a welcome to Longboards. How's your day going? It's like,
while they're ringing me up, like, so you having a good day or like what's going on
every single time, every employee I've ever interacted with while I was waiting for my food
yesterday, they were quoting Zoolander back there. It was just fun. I quoted Zoolander with him and just the company culture. It's
amazing from this, it's like hippie burrito place. Okay. It's awesome. It's kind of like the buckle
game back in the day where you go to the buckle run. Yeah. Touch it, touch the back. It's like,
it's like do the same thing with longboard and see if you can get in and out without them asking how
your day's going, but maybe just stick around and or just like stick around and until they ask you how your day's going don't leave
anyway just a little joy it started off and she's like oh i noticed that dance matter today's going
and now that's been six months i've been going there i'm like every time this is so pleasant
i love it i love how you get like in your zones of like you love long boards long boards kick yeah
yeah you're a kick guy i'm kicking off the longboard oh yeah did you see speaking of kicks catherine's kick yeah oh you saw yeah you saw bow in the walter white hazmat suit
yeah yeah that looked hilarious the coldest day of the year you still took your kids outside she's
wild yeah i know the wind chill was negative 10 that day was it really that bad in the morning
because i i was like it wasn't that cold out and she's like yeah it was pretty cold because you
know i i like walk from my you know from my house to the shop every day.
But it's only like 15 seconds outside.
Yeah.
Maybe if I had a rich, you know, if I was really rich, I would just let somebody else carry me.
You know, those 15 seconds.
Piggyback, maybe.
But anyway, yeah.
Catherine's on this kick.
She's like, we're getting outside.
We're doing this thing.
It's awesome.
I think they were out for like 20 minutes and then it was time to go.
But Scandinavian way.
That's right.
That's what they that's what they say uh brad should we move on to the next part of the podcast which is called reviews of the week let's do it okay you're kind
of squirming in your chair a little bit i feel like you have to go to the bathroom oh was i i
don't think i'm oh sorry i thought it was purposeful squirm unintentional squirm unintentional us i i
think i'm just it's just new stewed. New stewed squirm.
Okay.
Boot scoot boogie.
I don't know.
Sorry for squirming.
No, you're fine.
No, I haven't.
I'm actually kind of in a little dry mouth right now.
I wish I had some water.
I wish I had to go back to the bathroom because I've been drinking so much.
No, I don't have much in there. I got some Gatorades in the fridge.
Oh, is that?
And a grapefruit and an apple.
Grapefruit?
And saltines.
You like grapefruit?
Sure.
Surprises me.
When someone in your life gives it to you.
I didn't buy the grapefruit.
No, I definitely didn't think you bought it,
but I would have thought you said,
no, thank you to the grapefruit.
No, grapefruit's awesome.
I love grapefruit.
I don't know why I don't eat it more.
Right?
It's awesome.
It's one of those things where it's like,
why don't I do this more?
It's crazy.
I like salad.
Why don't I eat salad?
Like every time I eat it,
I'm like, this is good. It's not that bad. You eat an apple on a salad, you don't even do this more it's crazy salad why don't i eat salad like every time i eat i'm like
this is good it's not that bad yeah you do an apple on a salad you don't even taste the tofu
tofu see i'm not i'm not going tofu well you have an apple on every bite and i promise you
won't taste the tofu okay but seriously a strawberry tastes so good why am i not having
this all the time well sometimes it's out of season that's why ipso facto yeah that's why
i don't have strawberries the hands down best podcast
on the web is my review of the week from home skillet i have to admit up front i'm a new ghosty
welcome home skillet what does it say it's time to stand hey we gotta stand up guys my watch
excuse us real quick gets in the shots have to admit up front i'm a new ghosty i followed
trey candy for a few years now and
originally knew of jake through trey's videos i've always thought jake was hysterical in any
video i watched yeah that he was in but just didn't know about the other stuff he was working
on then i found brad through jean shorts everyone does i literally said to myself at one point who's
this hilarious brad guy why is he just so spot on with all of his characters how do i not already know him just a month or so later my husband and i went to see trey in
denver and after seeing jake absolutely crush the opening act thank you i was non-stop laughing
from the back row and his entire set i had to go on a deep dive for more content i came across
correct opinions and binged episodes basically 24 7 kidding. It was binged. I love
binged bond. Uh, I loved all the content from Jake. I asked myself, I wonder what else,
if anything, Jake is working on with Brad other than jean shorts. This journey brought me to
ghost runners, people of the podcast app. I swear this podcast is worth every second of your time.
I feel so strongly that Jake and Brad are not only two of the funniest guys on the planet, but also some of the most relatable and genuine
people in media slash comedy media. We are media boys. We are multimedia. I feel so happy to have
found this amazing podcast and wholesome community and please keep doing what you're doing. Okay.
Thank you so much for making me laugh and bring Jing, bringing, bringing, brining. It's a Turkey brining joy to my day. I'm sad that
we won't make it to F 12 BC, uh, B slash C. It's a, it's a command font for because,
Oh, and the terminal before Christ, it's my mom's birthday, but you know,
but no, you have a fan in co company. See, Oh, in companies. Yeah. CO yeah co all right thank you to home skillet with four x three exclamation
points and thank you for standing with me standing in solidarity with me literally i'll stand with
arms high and heart abandoned oh man i'd love to do a magic act of that song maybe f12
oh i didn't even think about that what if if I did? What if I, oh.
Honestly, part of me wants to cut that out.
So it's a surprise.
Ooh, that's a good idea.
So I do a magic show.
I don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see.
My review of the week comes from FacetiousSoccerMom19,
but there is a P in front of the facetious.
Facetious.
Facetious.
I still think about that day so fondly. It's so funny. Facetious. Facetious. I still think about that day so fondly.
It's so funny.
Facetious.
Facetious.
And I just remember Harrison being like,
thank you.
I got you.
I understand.
I'm vibing with you.
Facetious.
P.
Longitude.
M.
Oh man, that was awesome.
What I liked about this review so much is the title this pod fires me up
like antonio brown in the middle of a game love it facetious i go to bed at 11 p.m period love the
start of it every sunday night i wish i had the ability to stay up until the new episode comes
out but alas i'm unable to do it but when i got home from school on monday afternoon i run to
listen then what i do is this love it kelly cap. I run around the house and rip off my shirt and chuck it into the crowd along with my
receiving gloves and shoulder pads.
This is the only pod for me.
I started listening in July.
I got caught up and tried listening to Do Less, God Bless, but it just didn't do it
for me.
Jake isn't the same without Brad.
And frankly, Brad is really funny.
Thank you.
I returned to the Ghost Runners and have listened through twice since then for a total of
three times through every episode since july wow jacob brad are two genuine dudes who love god and
have cultivated a comedy-based community for all searching for a new pod this should be number one
on your list p.s i am a previous k-country camper and current k-west camper all right dang that's
sweet pop off that was a fun little bit yeah what's your middle name yes queen we should tell them
about that awesome great reviews you guys are awesome great community can't wait to see and
meet so many of you guys in person in people's persons gotta been binging binging bing bong uh
make sure to buy tickets for f12 and come see us br Brad, would you like to end this episode with a jingle?
Yes, please.
I just clicked the first one.
It only has 80,000 views.
I don't know how good of an instrumental it is, but.
It's probably awesome.
Hopefully it works for you.
How OCD are you about putting it on the right versus the left ear?
Oh, I do it every time.
100%.
Yeah.
Real follower.
Me too.
All right.
I mean, just why not?
It's an easy thing.
Why not?
I don't need Prescott for that. I can do it are you ready uh-huh okay oh wait sorry this jingle uh
let me figure out who was written by real fast but it it is only um the titles of our episodes
like that's the lyrics yeah interesting i don't know if that'd be easier or harder
probably harder i think harder yeah el Elena Swallers wrote this one.
Elena.
Elena, Elena.
Swallers?
Swallers.
Oh, nice.
Mm-hmm.
Hey!
Ooh!
I wake up with my morning mood juice.
Early bird gets the worm
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Time to get stuck in the shower Do you wash your legs?
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Electrocuted in the shower Whoa!
Sunglasses in the shower That's the cheese
Check my phone, had voice memos
From Tony
From Tony
We're feeling silly
Switch to Boost Mobile
Boost Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Swallers
Brad is married and Jake is not
Jake wants to marry Brad
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Just trying to get his to boo
Kind of midly stimulate me
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Where's Wallow in the club?
Whoa, don't dance with your pants on
No, if you know
You know Yeah, yeah Oh, No, if you know, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh, we're taking our podcast through the drive-thru.
Drive-thru.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Can I get a refill on my burger?
My burger.
Ooh, ooh. Fill on my burger. My burger. Oh.
Little bridge here.
Bridge.
Brad's been to parties.
Brad, a.k.a. Brad Deuce.
Brad Deuce, the jar jam's comedian.
Comedian, Comedian
Let's get down to business, tonight is glow night
And we'll be singing all Miss James, James
Up, up, up, do do do do
Up, up, up, do do do do
Up, up, up, do do do do
Up, up, up, do do do do We're going to Miami, you'll hate Albuquerque Midwest, Midwest, Midwest. Oh, oh, this is gonna be, this is gonna be, this is gonna be
our city's episode yet.
There's no co-incidents, that's what's up.
Soaking wet in Uber so everybody clap your hands.
Nice.
Thanks.
Hey, thanks, Swallers.
Thanks.
Thanks, Brad.
Some song slap.
That one's Swallers.
Oh, good stuff.
Good.
So this is fun.
Thank you guys for listening to a podcast.
We have fun.
It would not be as fun if you guys didn't listen.
I've always said that.
It really, truly would not. I don't know if we would claim that we work in multimedia. You as fun if you guys didn't listen. I've always said that. It really, truly would not.
I don't know if we would claim that we work in multimedia.
You know, if you guys didn't listen.
We're not in the media.
We would just work in conversation.
Like I know you from something.
Probably not from the podcast because no one listens to it.
That's not, I don't say that because I know that people do.
You don't say that.
I assume everything else.
Oh, that's fine.
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
See you later.
Buy your tickets to F12, please.
If you're coming. Don't buy tickets if you're not if you're not coming probably no need to buy confusing and yeah
but there's gonna be a lot of good stuff honestly we're not gonna have a bouncer there so don't buy
your tickets if you don't want to and just show up and we won't know a difference but buy tickets
for integrity's sake yeah team integrity we might have a bouncer we'll see what harrison wants to do
yeah so we love you guys bing bong bing bong happy anniversary to my wife katherine uh eight years eight years is a long
time yeah it makes me sound like we've been married for a long time couple presidential terms
someday i'll feel like i'm not a newlywed but today is not that day i still feel i still feel
we just got married cool i don't know when it's gonna happen but it doesn't even feel like i am
married it doesn't feel like you're married i know it's crazy that you are i know like yeah no one believes
me no like not even when i don't show my wife uh they don't believe me it's like when michael
calls his mom mom i'm getting married no you're not why do you never believe me well are you
that's so he shakes his head with his mouth closed.
All right. The camera's about to die.
It's blinking at us.
It's time to go.
Bing bong.
See you guys.
Thanks, Justin.
Love you guys.
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