Ghostrunners - 151 - Inappropriate Happiness
Episode Date: March 28, 2022Brad is reminded of his past life where he worked in corporate America and Jake has a new contribution to The Nerve segment. Go J-Rabs!!! Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron a...nd get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jake, I Googled zany fun facts this week.
Good.
We're getting wild.
Let's keep starting episodes this way.
Number one, salt makes pineapple taste even sweeter.
How?
I like the way you deliver the zany fun facts.
Number two, humans don't sneeze while sleeping?
Are we sure?
Oh, really?
I always wake up every time I sneeze.
Don't question it.
Which comes first?
Okay, yeah, keep going.
Popsicles were invented by accident by an 11-year-old.
No way.
That's zany.
This one's fun.
This one is zany.
This one is truly, like, look up the word zany in the dictionary.
You would find cow's moo in regional accents on there.
No.
That is zany.
That, my brother, is zany.
That's pretty funny, actually.
I'm imagining like you're going down.
You got an upstate New York cow, you know, going on vacation down south.
He's passing through, you know, middle of nowhere, Louisiana.
And all of a sudden you just hear the cow just going,
Milk!
Hey, I'm moving here.
Hey, hey!
Hey!
I'm milking here Hey I'm milking here I'm milking it on your feet because it's the ghost from this podcast. Every morning and morning we're taking care of the ghost from this podcast.
Go for a podcast.
Wow.
We did it.
That was a very organic start.
I mean, literally with the word milk, but still like neither of us knew where that was
going.
That was so fun.
I think we just put an adjective in front of fun facts for a few more weeks
and see what happens.
Yeah.
Cause you Googled fun fact,
zany fun facts,
zany.
Okay.
Next week.
Come on.
Brightside.me slash wonder dash curiosity slash 25 dash zany dash facts
that dash can open whatever like that.
You'll figure it out.
I would say,
yeah.
Give us a YouTube comment.
What adjective you'd like to see us Google for the cold open next week.
Yeah.
And we'll choose one of them. Yeah. If you're listening to this right now, give us a, um, give us a YouTube comment. What adjective you'd like to see us Google for the cold open next week. I like it. Yeah. And we'll choose one of them.
Yeah.
If you're listening to this right now, give us a, um, give us a YouTube comment.
Wait, who should have to comment?
If you're listening to this right now.
Oh, if we want to try to anybody who's listening.
Oh, is it you?
Were you one of the people listening?
Yeah.
Sorry.
You have to seem like there were a lot of face touchers last week.
We got a lot of them.
A lot of people who listen to our podcast is doing their morning routine, which I like
or like skincare routine. Oh yeah. Who knew that was like such a thing i think
that's is that becoming more of a buzz a buzzword skincare routine oh i thought you meant like
podcasting while doing skincare routines no like like like just the the skincare routine like the
new like uh punchline thing samuelson just comment on patreon shout out samuelson thanks for the
patreon comment yeah well you really
smacked that baby you have to to like reset to go back to home it needs to feel skin oh you should
see the way some girls slap this thing yeah dude it needs to feel skin so you just smash all your
foreheads i don't know just trust me just trust me you're like oh okay yeah yeah i need to go in a
few minutes but oh that no i'll i'll ignore that. No problem. So anyway, do you say that? I literally do it. And Rachel, cause I was like, cause I've
tried to have the Apple watch for like a few weeks or whatever. So Rachel was like, what,
like how, if your hands are full and you want to like kind of put your iPhone back or your watch
back to sleep, what do you do? I was like, I go forehead. And she was like, I don't think I care
about putting my watch back to sleep. Like who cares? Oh, that would'm with you yeah save a little battery it doesn't need to be on 100
my dad my dad we spent a lot of time my parents this week and my dad like it never goes to sleep
on his phone unless he presses it and i'm watching his phone like you know he's got the classic like
dad armchair he's got the phone right there just on full brightness i'm like oh boy a couple problems
here yeah need to be on auto brightness. Auto brightness works great. I think he probably somehow is not, or I don't know. It comes back
and forth. Like sometimes it's just all of a sudden crazy bright. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. That
would bug me. Yeah. So yeah, I go for it. Hands are full. Just right there. That's so funny. Yeah.
Well in like during, like when I'm doing woodworking or something in the winter time and I
have gloves on or something, I'm a big nose, nose. Oh yeah. I can, I can text
with everyone. I can definitely unlock. I can, you know, play stuff on my phone with it. I mean,
I'm right there with it just all, all around. Huh? I don't know. I should have done that like
while skiing or something. I never thought about that. I always like take off my gloves.
Well, even the gloves that are like, you know, fingerprint, you don't have very much
dexterity. No, they're terrible. Yeah, no. So yeah, no, you'd be surprised how well,
how accurate you'd be with your nose. That's a fun, that's a fun thing. Yeah. I often,
I'll try to just get the Siri button on there and then I can just voice text it. Yeah. Oh yeah.
I'm so money with this. So anyway, uh, that's fun. That's fun. Okay. So if you're listening
to our podcast, you have to comment on the adjective. Thanks. Yeah. Thanks guys. Skincare
routine. Oh yeah. That's what we were talking about. Skincare. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. I mean, Catherine's never like used that exact phrase, but I feel
like that's like the, the punchline these days of like, Hey, what do you skincare routine? Whatever.
I don't know. As a punchline. Yeah. Like, I think it's like a thing that we do in our videos
sometimes, or like other people say stuff about their skincare routine on videos. Yeah. You're
right. I would classify it as a buzzword. Punchline is maybe not the right thing, but like,
that's like a common phrase that people are using in jokes
they're not just saying wash my face they're not saying right you know like like they want it's a
whole regime it's not just like one action it's a step-by-step regime yeah yeah it's a strategy
revelry that's a good word yeah i learned that on the um youtube comments this week it means to wake up
oh yeah cool yeah look it up guys yeah 150 uh what are you what'd you do this week what do
you have dude this week was like the best week yeah i'm not gonna lie basketball i watched so
much basketball and i didn't feel one iota bad about it like i watched i watched almost like parts of almost
every single game this week i think like really i like so thursday i went over to scott's house
and let me just say right off the bat hopefully yeah katherine is feeling better no she's terrible
no um so yeah so we we let me preface this all yeah first of all yes she's feeling better she's
still not like a tip-top percent, but like we stayed at my
parents' house because our hardwood floors are going in.
Fun. Good time.
Catherine loved like when you were like, why do you guys do this to yourself? She thought
that was so funny. It is so true. But everything went well. Everything's going great with it.
So is it done?
Yeah, it's done.
Good.
So, but we've been staying at my parents house for like since thursday night
so this is our first night back tonight cool um so and it was awesome because my parents are so
servant-hearted anyway and so like and and my mom like you know how like most adults have like
i don't know it depends on 401k 401k um you know license plate life insurance yeah renewed tags
no like you know how like there's there's certain Yeah. Renewed tags. No, like, you
know, like there there's, there's certain buffers with this, but like, like kids can always do
something longer than adult wants to do it. Right. Like, like you can, like, you can do the high
five thing with the kid and they think it's so funny. And you're like, I think this kid could
do this for three hours in a row. And I'm tired after 30 seconds. I've played fetch with a child
before. And I think he could outlast a dog.
Yes.
Like sometimes you get them in the right game mode.
Sure.
Oh yeah,
absolutely.
And so my mom has the,
I say amazing capacity to like play with my,
like with Hattie and Bo,
like,
like she can just play with them.
And I'm in my head.
I'm like,
you're surely you don't want to do this. You're kind of on the end.
Like I do it for five minutes and I'm like,
let's do something else.
Like,
I'll keep,
I'll keep playing with you,
but I want to do something.
Like my mom will just do whatever Hattie wants to do
for so long. So like my mom is so servant hearted with Hattie. And so gave Catherine a lot of time
away, which allowed big daddy to watch a lot of basketball. Um, so shout out to my parents.
Dude, that's a great week. Yeah. It was, it was amazing.
Now that that's like, I got to rethink where I live a little bit. That sounds awesome.
Yes. I got to live closer to my parents. A hundred percent. Yeah. They got to move up here. It's
very nice to have the support. I just not thought about this. Oh yeah. It's wonderful. I mean,
could I use your parents? Honestly, probably we live close. I mean, yeah, their, their kids are
going to be old enough. Their grandkids are gonna be old enough at that point, you know,
potentially I don't know how many more I'm going to have neither but i'll let you i'll share with you cool share time yeah share
some toys but yeah it was it was great being with my parents like obviously i love my kids more than
you do i mean i love my kids more than anybody hopefully sure but i think my it's so fun to be
with my parents because my parents love them so much too you know and so like everything that they
like my kids do my parents are so amazed with my parents think is so funny my parents love them so much too you know and so like everything that they like my kids do my
parents are so amazed with my parents think is so funny my parents think it's so cute so it's like
it's nice to be able to share that with someone exactly like obviously like you can think oh
hattie's cute like isaac isaac connects with my kids so well like he thinks they're great but it's
like you don't think they're great like you don't love them like anyone in my immediate family would
love them like you would not be wanting to hang out with them for two hours like you know you're
done you know whereas my parents are like so into it. I didn't feel one like ounce of guilt
being there for like four and a half days with them. You know, that's a nice like mental break,
probably like normal life, especially because like for the longest time we were literally all
four of us in the house together. Like we weren't even like, like getting breaks to go to church,
you know, and like give our kids away to somebody for two hours you went march 2020 it was all over it really was it was like this must have
been what everyone was like during quarantine you know like um so anyway it was it was awesome
though i went to watch basketball scott thursday we had a great time were you the only one who went
up there uh-huh okay nice that was wonderful it was great and it also reminded me like how terrible
corporate america is i'm sorry for everyone out
there oh yeah because scott you know scott works from home but he has that patreon post was so
funny yeah alongside hattie's bracket like also i'd just like to point out i'm on i'm hearing scott
say some you know some interesting words dude so yeah so we had multiple different calls with people
and maybe it's just like this clarity that i have because i'm not in corporate america anymore
but the first like i walked in he was on a call with somebody and you could tell that he was, he was
disagreeing, disagreeing with this girl. Like they were very clearly like not in the same page. This
girl, like Scott was kind of bargaining a little bit for this price on this thing. And this girl
was kind of, you know, and she was like, well, I mean, if that's the index you use and that's
the index you use. And I don't, and Scott's like, yeah, you know, like they were going back and
forth. And I was like, Scott, I truly think, I know you're trying to be like all corporate and like professional
and stuff, but I think if you're just like really real with this girl and like, just be like,
yeah, I can't change the price. I'm sorry. So if you don't want to do this, then whatever, like,
like, I think that that would be more refreshing than like this dance around that corporate people
do. It just killed me. Some of the things that like he had to watch like a webinar of this guy
fun. And it was like, it was like every single thing that you aren't supposed to do in a presentation
this guy was doing. Like, first of all, his, his, his like graphic was like, so, so, uh,
like complicated. And it's like, there's no way you can follow this flow chart.
Gotcha.
Like pixelated flow chart. And then he had this acrostic for Forrest Gump.
Dude, I forgot about acrostics much
less about 90s movies yeah it was like it was like so the issues with this market uh you can
just remember by remembering forest gump that's so many letters so many letters like at cerner
we were taught like no more than 10 words on us like on a slide ever like like always just keep
it really minimal um because it's really hard to read and listen at
the same time and anyway it was it was just so hard to listen to some of this stuff and then scott
you know after like talking to me i was like dude you just gotta like liven it up a little bit so
scott had a conference call and you know it's like classic zoom where they're like waiting on
two people to get on two people are already on and scott's like so uh you guys you guys basketball
fans you know and one like and of course it's like three seconds of silence so it's like Scott's like so uh you guys you guys basketball fans you know and one like and of
course it's like three seconds of silence so it's like it's like no not really
and then like because it's like the guy probably had to unmute or something there's another guy
yeah I'm not really a big fan either. I haven't really
followed it this year. And Scott, you know, Scott's like, Oh man, this is like my favorite
day of the year. This is awesome. Yeah. I just haven't really followed it this year.
It was just like the most classic, like, just like, like, why not just give this guy some
conversation guys, something, take it somewhere. Okay. You're not a basketball, but go somewhere
else with it. Like, like, even if you're just like, I'm not a basketball fan because I'm a
Missouri guy, you know? And it's like, yeah, Mizzou has been struggling this year, whatever.
Like you can at least joke around about that or something like, like it was just like,
these people did not want to engage in conversation at all and it was just like it was reminding me of like oh that's tough man
that's tough so we have any basketball fans because scott like i think i told you this the
other day off the podcast like scott is the most um joyful person i know and he like maybe not i
ever but like he has kept his joy throughout like you know adulthood you
know like like a lot of times corporate america really steals people's joy and it's like people
out there just like they don't want to have a conference call conversation about anything
that's a great point scott 45 minutes ago scott sent me a 25 second voice memo about the portion
he got at panda express i don't even think we have like an inside joke about like he was just pumped about it he
was just fired up he was like dude the way she scooped those she scooped those tongs dude i don't
know if there's enough styrofoam to hold how much panda express she just gave me like i could see
him be like i waited when i got home i waited i got out my skill i waited he was so excited about the amount of panda express he was served
yeah dude and it was fun we bantered back and forth really quickly about portions so scott yeah
scott was really into uh south dakota state he was like very confident i guess a lot of the like
people were saying they were going to upset who they play illinois i think okay um no i don't
know who sounds right but um he thought they were going to upset them.
And who was it?
It was number four seed.
I'm going to try to find it.
Maybe it was Providence.
Okay.
You keep talking to me.
You keep talking.
But he heard that they had a lot of seniors on the team.
And they were the Jackrabbits.
He kept calling them the J-Rabs.
J-Rabs.
I was like, come on, J-Rabs.
So that was pretty great.
Like a few times he was on his conference call he'd mute it he'd be like
j-raps come on like i love the name j-raps i don't know why that was so funny to me but
j-raps great really thought the j-raps were gonna go far you know i think he had a j-raps in his
sweet 16 and so he was really upset when he like he was like dude i really thought like the j-raps were gonna win so anyway we we had a ton of fun j-raps is hilarious yeah had he's been into it like i i
posted on the patreon her her bracket and then some of the reasonings for like some of the things
she picked those are so great wolverines yes the wolverines because wool keeps people warm
which i guess if you're if you're keeping people warm that means you're gonna win games you're
gonna win the basketball game uh she my favorite one was that she was so confident in the St.
Mary's Gales because she had a teacher named Gail and her Awana class.
And she's like,
the Gales are going to win.
Like I know the Gail,
like it was like,
it came down to like Baylor and the Gales.
And she's like,
she like looked over at Catherine.
She's like,
mom,
I'm sorry.
I know you probably really like Baylor bears,
but I have to go with the Gales.
So she was bummed about the Gales being out, but I mean, it's, it's been so fun and yeah,
Bo has been so fun, dude. Like I can't tell you the, the three 60 that has come one 80,
one 80, not three 60, one 80 in our life. Like as far as like how hard it was a couple of weeks
ago in our family, like not, I know there's way harder things and way harder circumstances, but in our family it was really
hard. And it was like, like I had the thought, like all these doubts of like, I, we're, we're
parenting Bo so wrong because he is acting so poorly right now. Like maybe it's a, it's a
nurture thing. Like I was like, I was like, maybe we've been like, I know we've definitely been
easier on him than Hattie, but I think we've still been disciplined and still like, you know,
like made sure we like make him obey us and stuff. And he was just being so like, I know we've definitely been easier on him than Hattie, but I think we've still been disciplined and still like, you know, like made sure we like make him obey us and stuff. And he
was just being so like, he would scream all the time and he was having all these issues. Turns
out he was just sick. And then he like was teething and all this stuff. But I mean, this week he's
been like the best thing ever, dude. Like, like so fun. And I mean, just like so into basketball,
he'll literally like run into a room with a basketball and just throw it at you and go, basketball!
Or, you know, there's the whole like thing that KU does.
They go, Rock Chalk J-Hawk KU, Rock Chalk J-Hawk KU, Rock Chalk J-Hawk KU.
And you'll hear a bro just go, Rock Chalk J-Hawk, Rock Chalk J-Hawk KU!
And they'll throw you the ball.
And it's like, this is the best.
That's fun.
This is March.
This is March.
Anyway, it's just been a great week of watching basketball you know every night it seems like the games just get down to the
wire last night there were two back-to-back they're really fun unfortunately j-rabs not involved j-rabs
were not involved baylor bears you know almost had a great comeback not involved sorry katherine but
but yeah my dad and i we would like they would they would make a three pointer type of game. We just look at each other like, Oh, it was just fun hanging out with my dad.
And so, uh, anyway, yeah, just a fun week of family time.
Uh, Hattie's birthday was today, which was great.
Uh, we just got to celebrate her.
Sorry, you're here.
No, the only thing, only option we had, but honestly, sorry to Catherine because it was
a late night and then she had to go home with these sugared up kids, you know, that she put into bed and had, or had, he was starting
to cry on the way out.
And I was like, I literally was like, we, cause we were at my parents' house, which
is five minutes from you.
Yeah.
And I was like, Catherine, I know you can be totally high maintenance here if you want
to.
I will.
And we had two different cars.
So I was like, I will drive back home, help you put the kids to bed with you and then
drive all the way back here.
If you want me to.
And she's like, no, that would be stupid stupid so we got her ready for bed and everything and then
katherine ellis thank you yeah you're out here 30 minutes sooner yeah no more than that yeah i think
yeah probably an hour plus so uh is sometimes a longish car ride like that good to like settle
kids down uh it's it's very 50 50 i think really because
sometimes i'll fall asleep sometimes yeah you just play something like play some music but other
times if they if they like pass a certain point it's like no return it's like yeah it's it's rough
50 50 50 50 i watched that movie the other day yeah we watched the like first third of it in
phoenix and it's war dogs if you haven't seen it yeah that line is so funny where he's like um he has no 50 50s yeah he's like so the context hey put that in here there
oh justin oh call them the wrong name what are you trey on stage in new jersey oh man sorry justin
hey seriously is this safe driving to Baghdad?
Yes, very safe.
50-50.
50-50 what?
Like 50% we live, 50% we die?
Yes.
That's why we drive through night.
It's much safer.
How much safer?
50-50.
Bro, what the... Obviously he doesn't know what 50 50 means all right now i
don't have to explain it because you just had it explained yeah but yeah that line's so funny he's
like obviously he doesn't know what 50 50 means yeah the other night uh my dad you know we got
done watching the game like 11 o'clock and i was like i want to have a little snack so i'm gonna
stay up and eat my snack and i'll just watch the first like 15 minutes of war dogs eat my snack
i had some i had a bowl of cereal it was wonderful because we never have cereal at my house but my
parents house oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah uh watch like the first 15 minutes of war i watched the
whole thing big snack yeah dude war dogs is great it's wonderful i really i think the language for
all the under 17ers sure yeah a Yeah. A bit of war violence.
We'll talk about it.
It's so good.
I think I learned a lot about love from war dogs, from war dogs, specifically Miles Teller's
relationship with whatever that girl's name is.
His like fiance in the movie zoe or something
leah it's three letters i feel like i feel like it's one syllable yeah yeah like z or ray go ahead
either way just so supportive oh yeah so supportive you know through his lies through his truths i was
gonna say sort of is is yeah yes yeah she's a cutie sure yeah if you're into you
know if you're an exactly like catherine that's why i liked it so much because it was like i was
watching catherine on tv yep dude i felt that way when i went to uh what is uh one more god
please get what is that movie hacksaw ridge hacksaw ridge the the main like female lead in that movie uh desmond dos's wife looked like uh my friend gabby from k west oh really it made me
like the movie more because i was like this feels it they look so similar that it feels like my
friend is succeeding oh really even though she's not an actress writing me it's like wow look at
her go that's it was fun yeah it's a good experience um no gibson's in that movie which
one no i don't think so i just looked up hacksaw
ridge cast and there's no name like no character name under his so maybe he was a director or
something sorry uh how was your week jakey you went to you went to florida and back i went to
florida and back and uh what else did i do what happened dude it's been so long since we've recorded but
let's go baby let's go you got it yes yes let's go baby come on baby philadelphia covered
everyone covered baby so how much is it 200 another 200 hey oh my gosh you seen her tonight
i'm on one man i'm ready to go wherever man i watched 21 earlier
watch rounders and then we'll go to the casino that's great oh isaac just learned uh what
parlays are yeah embedding and he's a little into it so yeah forget about my week let me tell you
about isaac's week he was like with some uh some of his peers some other college students this past week and it was kind of interesting learning from isaac he was like
call it like sports betting is just running rampant in college students like it's so popular
right now everyone's got bookies and it's really fun and so he did some sports betting and well
it started with like a couple rounds of golf he made like 25 off his friend's like golf and that
guy's a bookie so he's like you know what don't pay me just put it on this game tonight turns out into some a little
more money and then he learns parlays which is basically like these five different things are
somewhat likely to happen if they all happen then you get paid you know who knows just the odds of
it happening you know 12 to 1 odds but if any of them don't happen then you don't get you lose it all it's all or nothing so it's like way bigger earnings if they win but
yeah yeah less likely obviously yeah and i think this now makes three nights in a row where isaac
has hit on a parlay which is just such beginner's luck like i mean this is just the start of maybe
some terrible habits like all of a sudden you're gonna hear like yeah i put 500 down on a part i can't lose i can't lose oh it's so funny yeah i mean he made he bet 20 bucks last night
and made 200 off of five different march madness games and tonight he said it got so bad in branson
he was betting on uh nhl hockey games like women's basketball but he's like he won everything so he's
just on a roll
right now but like you don't know anything about those things that's what's so scary like there's
no way you know anything about nhl and well i mean that's the thing about betting anyway i mean the
reason they have spreads is because that's right in the middle of what should happen so it's like
just pick a side yeah um well the spreads can change based on who bets and how much they bet
right like vegas tries to like hedge that. Even it out a little bit.
Yeah.
So like if everyone's betting on the chiefs plus seven,
they're like,
okay,
I guess that was a little too lenient.
Yeah.
Um,
okay.
Change as time goes on.
Okay.
This will be a kind of a fun story.
So earlier tonight,
uh,
me,
Isaac and Harrison,
uh,
took out roommate Luke,
uh,
for his birthday,
went out to dinner and,
uh,
yeah,
let's introduce them to Luke real fast.
Tell him,
Hey guys,
more about Luke. We live with Luke. Yeah yeah and uh i didn't know him real well isaac was kind of the
connection uh previously luke had lived in the k-life house where i lived and met isaac through
there when isaac was still in high school and same room you guys talked about it i talked about it
and talk about where you charge your phone which outlet outlet. Oh, that's a good outlet. Yeah. How's that? How's that sink?
That's still spurting to the right?
Spurting.
Spurting.
Yeah.
Anyway, so he's our fourth roommate.
Still looking for a fifth.
Anybody knows anybody?
Okay.
Would love to have that rent covered.
So let me know.
The old appraisal came back.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Yeah.
The appraisal is getting more expensive, which is not a good thing.
And I'm trying to think of the order for Vince that happened. The old appraisal came back. Yeah, whatever. And yeah, the appraisal is getting more expensive, which is not a good thing.
And I'm trying to think of the order for Vince that happened.
So right off the bat, I think I could objectively say, did Isaac give you a hint of it?
We have one of these stranger, I would say just rudest waitresses I've had in a very long time.
Yeah, I heard it wasn't great. Just like very short, very like just seemed like she didn't want to be there, which I get.
They go through a lot. Just like very just like very short very like just seemed like she didn't want to be there which i get they go through a lot just like very just like what do you guys want um okay i'll take a water and this and she just like walks away like all right we're gonna order appetizers but guess
we'll get those later you know and then really so just like very rude and very quick and harrison
even said we were all in such good moods and harrison was trying to kind of like you know
get to know her a little bit and she just having none of it Harrison makes some comment like you seem like a like a woman
who doesn't like to waste a lot of time and she's like well I got bleep to do okay and I was like
that seems like a synonym for not wanting to waste a lot of time yeah okay okay looking forward to
those mac and cheese bites okay so Isaac I mean this is already not a good waitress experience, but Isaac is deep into
the gambling game.
We're at the sports bar.
So he's like, I really want her to turn on.
None of these TVs have the NBA games on that I bet on.
I need to figure out a way to get the games on.
Like, dude, don't ask her.
She is.
She also doesn't look like someone who is going to care about sports.
Okay.
You know?
Okay.
And she was more of a skater girl than uh she was a skater girl yeah yeah and
so of course isaac asked for anybody he's like hey i'm sorry is there any way on this tv we could
get the lakers cavaliers game it's like the nicest most passive way of asking yeah there's no you
probably can't i'm you guys don't have remotes here i don't think it's just kind of set that
way yeah you just put it on leave or set right Right. Like sometimes it gets to C-SPAN.
You're just like,
ah, that's how it goes sometimes.
Like whatever.
Just hope it goes back someday for March Madness.
Dude,
DJ Travis,
it always drives him nuts in the tour bus.
The TV will be on.
And it's always on the most random channel that no one's watching.
And he's like,
does no one care about changing the channel in here?
Like,
it's always like one night we were on like this Jewish,
like TV station.
And we were learning about like the Gaza strip.
And he was just like,
what are we watching? And we're like, oh, I strip. And he was just like, what are we watching?
And we're like,
Oh,
I don't know.
He's like,
and none of you guys want to change the channel.
Like,
no,
it was fine.
And it just drives him nuts.
I kind of get it.
Yeah.
Every time he comes in,
it's like,
we're never watching the TV,
but it's on,
is it on volume?
Uh,
sometimes like if it's volume,
I would,
I would turn it off.
Like I'm always turning the extra noise.
Bothers me a lot.
Dude.
Me too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And anyway,
so she's like,
sure. My channel's on. And I was just he's like hold on he's looking up on his phone he can't find on his phone it's
kind of awkward he's like i can't find it whatever um around that same time um i get a
notification oh by the way it's been pouring down right in kansas it's gonna rain for the next five
days here yeah i get notification on my phone and it says
your rear uh driver's side window has been left open which is where isaac was sitting somehow you
rolled the window down while leaving it's so i'm like gosh dang it so in the midst of all this i
leave the game does get turned on it's like oh my gosh she did it thank you so much i leave i mean
my car is soaked i can roll up the window i come back in i sit down like dude
the game's on he goes well i'm not even betting on this game so he's like i'm an idiot and to top
it off i'm in shorts for the whole thing i'm soaked in shorts because i have to be yeah yeah
yeah yeah go go cyclones baby and all this happened yeah Yeah, Isaac's like, dude, I have zero money on this game.
It was so funny.
But he doesn't dare say, I like you, Trajan.
Yeah, he can't ask again.
Oh, that's great.
It's so funny because, yeah, like he's winning all this money, but he's such a terrible gambler.
Like tonight he bet on the 76ers.
And then he's like, dude, I've been watching this game like 10 minutes.
I've not seen Joel Embiid or James Harden.
I'm like, dude, they're not playing that.
He's like, what?
He's in his sweatshirt, like on the sideline.
He's like, I thought that was weird
that neither of them were out there.
Seemed like a crazy spread, you know?
I had to take it.
That's funny, dude.
So yeah, fun night.
Let's talk about the consequences real quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was fun.
It was fun.
I feel like the right amount hit,
probably what I expected.
And none of the big ones.
We were real close to dog naming rights. which i kind of didn't want that one rachel rachel really didn't want me to have
that one oh really she's like that's a big deal that's a big deal and i was like okay that's fair
that's funny i mean i didn't think i i was confident i mean obviously you could have
asked me if you were like i don't know is this okay i'm trying baxter and brutus what do you think yeah is it a great dane yeah brutus would be great yeah it's a pomeranian dude
dude that reminds me the uh did you watch the millennials getting pregnant video i haven't
watched it yet oh dude it was so fun so uh brad and trey shot a video when i was in florida last
week first brand deal first brand deal. First brand deal. Yeah.
Yeah, which is so fun.
And I think we have another one coming down the pipeline as well.
If you're a brand
and you want to advertise through jean shorts,
I'm going to pitch it real quick.
Pitch, pitch, pitch, pitch.
If you want to advertise your jean shorts,
please let us know.
I think as far as it goes,
like as far as engagement for a video goes,
we have very, very good engagement.
And, you know, for how many subscribers we have.
And I uh we are
relatively cheap compared to most other like compared to trey we're like the discount version
of trey yeah but you still get trey so it's like hey advertise with us it's okay and you're kind
of getting on the ground floor like yes we have a hundred thousand subscribers but i mean there's a
good chance we get up to a million someday like all these videos are only gonna get more popular
so that's so and so it's like yeah get, get in now. Yeah. Whatever. I just
think if you're a brand out there and you think you even somewhat assimilate with our kind of
demographic, those are big words for just, if you think that you fit with us, please talk to us
because yeah, we have a blanket company. Yeah. Everybody uses blankets. And it's like a blanket
company, like custom for babies and you know, that kind of demographic it wasn't that big of a company either it's not
like this is like a i think they're doing pretty well though but yeah it's not like a yeah it's
not like a nationwide crazy they're not in target or anything not that i know of yeah uh but anyway
so i wasn't there yeah you know i helped to write the video a little bit but i kind of forgot we
wrote that video so long ago that i forgot what was going to be in it yeah and so watching it today was so fun like truly not knowing what
was coming and i laughed out loud several times as we were doing it i was like this is a good
video even if it weren't a brand deal really yeah i think this is kind of a funny video what really
killed me which you guys will see it you and trey talking are like the baby came out and she looks
just like the 3d sonogram she looks just like it brad sonogram. She looks just like it. Brad, make the face.
And you just smack your own cheeks and just shove them back.
If you've ever seen a 3D sonogram, that's what it looks like.
Oh, it's horrid.
It's creepy.
Like what in the world?
How'd they get Smeagol or Gollum or one of those Lord of the Rings guys we haven't seen before, you know, on my screen right now.
And you have to act like it's this like beautiful, precious thing.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
Like that.
Oh, that's my
baby yeah that clip was like two or three minutes into the video i was like that needs to be right
at the beginning that is so funny yeah that got me really good and then you and trey bantering
about lavender or lavender like i know lavender was purple or whatever like whatever you said it
was just so funny like we named our boy lavender that's how ridiculous and then you got him a green blanket yeah the whole idea was when millennials get pregnant or something
along those how over the top they are yeah so yeah it was fun we it's always it's always a
little bit awkward you know when trey's my wife on a video or sure yeah like whatever
but that's good i'm glad you liked it i haven't watched it yet so yeah it was good i think we're
just having to tighten up a few things but it it was great. I think they got probably a good,
good value for their money.
Yeah,
exactly.
So if you're out there,
if you're a brand,
let us know.
Cause Trey's yeah.
Been doing this for a while.
He's pretty good at integrating brands into videos by now.
Yeah,
exactly.
So that's fun.
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What were we talking about?
What led us to there?
Consequences.
Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah yeah so dog naming rights and yeah so i the one that i really wanted to hit for you was the falling
in the pool yeah i thought that would have been fun but we got take a charge yes or offensive
foul yeah offensive foul would be a fun like thing to update on every week i saw yeah i saw
andrew shooty uh go see at church the other day he's like you ready to take that charge i need to meet this guy that's so awesome so i was like
yeah man you ready to take that charge and i watched so much basketball this week and i i
tried to take notes because i'm like how do they not hit their head every time yeah how are they
supporting themselves i don't i yeah because when i'm falling naturally it's just gonna whiplash
back so that's not good.
You know? So have you noticed actually a little bit of a tangent,
these basketball players have like this bump on the back of their backs?
I've not noticed this.
Okay. I think I've done a little bit of research, but very little. No, I've done a little bit of
observation. I have not looked it up yet because I kind of want to be in the dark and have my own
theories about it. But I think it's Nike schools specifically have this like little bump on the back.
Like a charge taking bump?
I think maybe it is like a concussion prevention thing or something.
It's just like on the brain stem almost?
Like it looks, yeah, it looks like, I don't even know.
It's like a flak jacket for taking a charge.
Like you remember like a top that, not a top,
but like you remember those things you could like kind of invert and put on the,
yes, and they were like, you know whatever oh just once just once just once i was
thinking like that's that's it oh i didn't describe it very well okay that's yeah exactly
okay it's like that but maybe this big like oh big big yeah i think so cool anyway and it it
protrudes out but it's like underneath the jersey it looks like a like a yarmulke that fell down
that's exactly right thank you right yeah i haven't seen it so i'm just guessing yeah kind
of i mean it's not as big as a yam but i would say it's close and i mean it's just like this
weird thing three quarters yam and no one else has ever described anything about it um but i
didn't know if you noticed next time i think it's specifically nike schools that do it okay
thing to note i'll be looking out for it i really didn't watch much basketball um so yeah maybe i'll get a chance to just because we were you know we were in florida
we was watching like at dinner but it's like it's kind of just on or whatever and obviously
rachel's family they're all from iowa so we watched like yeah iowa state and did they did
they also watch the iowa game uh we was that during the day i don't know okay yeah we didn't
watch the iowa game because they were like darlings like they might everyone thought yeah you know and they did not um okay i do have an
irrational opinion about irrationally strong opinion about the march madness is that the
ball that they're using i don't like the ball why not uh it looks too orange too orange yes
yes dude it's just like a thing i don't think so okay i just noticed it i don't like like so i had i was
watching conference championships the week before and the sec was playing with this orange ball and
i was like i don't like that ball what's wrong with just a nice brown spald i know i was like
they need to change the pantone of that ball it's too it's too bright that pantone is too bright
and then all of a sudden like the first four games or whatever on tuesday wednesday they were using
that ball and i was like they better not be not be using that ball the whole time they better turn the luminescence down
on that please yeah and then every once in a while like with the right backdrop the ball looked okay
you know but then i was like i don't like this ball it's an orange ball it's very orange it
looks too bouncy obviously i know i'm watching it i think so i think there's something about
there's something about it's like you don't play as well with this orange ball it looks weird i'm
bothered it's a bouncy looking ball oh look very bouncy ball. Derek just sent us the new video.
Okay.
Hey, thanks, Justin.
Thanks a lot, Justin,
on that video, please.
Orange ball.
Yeah, I really don't like the orange ball,
so I'm glad that you noticed it as well.
Yeah, absolutely.
Like I texted my friends.
I was like,
by the way,
don't like this orange ball.
And then after Kentucky lost,
I was like,
rumor has it that Calipari
is, you know,
contesting or protesting this game
because of the orange ball.
Like too orange, you know, whatever. All all these different things or that's what i said like
iowa lost because quote unquote we've never seen something that flashy in our lives we're from iowa
like all these different things like the ball's too orange that's great that's funny uh but yeah
to recap the consequences uh our our morning snacks both hit yes so i have to bring brand
ice latte let's bringing donuts and
milk we'll coordinate when that's going to happen great uh i have to wear shorts until the end of
march madness yes um which is a hard thing to remember to do by the way i heard that you didn't
wear them on the golf course yeah yeah i was like scott's like i don't know i don't need to be a
tattletale but i didn't see any of jake's calves today on the golf course and um warm today it's
kind of a hard thing to remember to do yeah you, you got to pack up. You got to pack up.
I know.
But I'll keep wearing them.
Yeah.
And then the 12 seed for me hit.
So, yeah, you have to take a charge just once in our next basketball session.
Yep.
And then anything else?
UT Chattanooga almost beat Illinois, which would have meant you would have to cook everyone dinner.
Yeah.
Rachel's fired up.
They were close about that one.
I think maybe that's it. Yeah. That's all I can remember. You almost had to renew everyone dinner yeah rachel's fired up they were close about that one um i think maybe that's it yeah that's all i can remember you knew your tags um yeah which mentally i was
prepared to do that i might do it tomorrow anyway yeah well it's funny on here my notes were that
jake renews tags miami over usc which happened but then i think while we were recording i also
we just decided it was miami over usc and dav over. Oh my gosh. So thanks for that parlay. Yeah, really. So anyway, it was,
it was fun. So do you want to do another one? We kind of talked a little bit. Oh yeah. Let's
just do it real quick. Um, my proposal for this one is we have to pick, we have to correctly pick
three of the four final four teams. Okay. And if, if we, cause there's 16 teams left,
so it's going to be hard as of right now. Yeah. Uh, three of the four final four teams okay and if if we because there's 16 teams left so it's gonna be hard as of right now
yeah uh three of the four final four teams and if we do then the other team or the other person
has to do blank so okay gotcha first and foremost let's figure out the final four
um so let's see right now sweet 16 let's just go gonzaga, Arkansas, Texas Tech, Duke, North Carolina, UCLA, Purdue, St. Peter's, Miami,
Iowa State, Kansas, Providence, Villanova, Michigan, Houston, Arizona.
Okay.
What do you think?
I am going to go.
Will you choose yours in your head first?
I'm too competitive.
I don't want you to hedge your bet with me. Do you want me to go first i you know way more about basketball
let me let me then i let me let me think about him real quick because i'm not gonna put a ton
of thought on this dude actually while you're thinking let me just say i filled out two
brackets this year uh on accident one to be like a part i figured we'd do like a ghosty thing so i
filled it out on espn and then it was like hey this is on ncaa so like ah i gotta fill out another one
one bracket i have kentucky, who lost in the first round.
And then the other bracket, I have Auburn winning, who lost in the second round.
So I'm in good shape.
This is fun.
Catherine put three SEC teams in her final four.
They're all out already.
Good, good, good, good.
Yeah.
She's feeling your pain.
OK, you go ahead or I can go ahead.
Whatever.
OK, I'm going to choose Villanova.
OK.
Texas Tech. We writeanova. Okay. Texas Tech.
Let me write these down.
Okay.
UCLA and Kansas.
Wow.
I don't know.
Go for some upsets.
I don't know.
That's fun.
I'm going to choose Texas Tech, Kansas, Arizona, and Purdue.
Purdue. And then Purdue
probably. Okay, I think my
consequence, I'm going to flip it
on you. If I get three out of four right,
you have to cook dinner for me,
Rachel, and Catherine. Fun.
I just want that night to happen. That just sounds like a
fun night. Yeah, just time together.
Okay, Brad cooks dinner.
Okay.
Oh gosh, I need to think of something here. Um,
all right. If you lose this, then, then, then, then, um,
let's go ahead and do that. Let's go ahead and say, if you lose this,
just because I want to, uh, incorporate the four of us hanging out we all go to dinner together and the entire time you have to talk in an accent of our choosing to to the
waitress to the waitress specifically oh okay okay not not the whole like that's annoying i don't
want to have conversations with you when you're talking yeah whatever french and maybe we'll
switch it up throughout the night i know maybe it Maybe it'll be like, yeah, French.
And then like, oh, by the way, you're Korean now.
Good luck.
Yeah.
Jake accent at dinner.
You don't have to pay for us or anything like that.
You just have to.
Just liven it up.
Liven it up.
Okay.
We actually went to dinner.
Catherine and I, shout out to my parents for watching the kids.
The other night we went to a Thaiai place and i was only 90 sure
this woman's accent was real like the waitress that we had you think she might have been put
on a little show it was like it was like i think you're american like you're asian american and
you all of a sudden like decided to have this for better tips or something like it wasn't consistent
enough it was too close to like regular like a regular accent like a regular english accent and all of a sudden
it was just not you go in and out i don't know about this alissa her name's alissa
i don't know this uh so maybe we can go back there i could talk to her okay in her native
language which is english that's right yeah we could tie it out anyway um what do i talk about
oh i think i need to give everyone an update so we've talked many times about rachel's brother and sister-in-law and their names you don't like you don't like
yeah tombo uh tommy or cory yeah they had a kid uh-huh which we we talked a lot about what that
kid could be named okay lucy oh it's sweet it's a nice name we've we've we've considered lucy before
yeah i really like the name lucy that's. There's no way that girl's a jerk.
I'm serious. Lucy?
Lucy's too nice. Yeah.
She might not be the coolest girl in school. I'm not saying that, but she's not
going to be a jerk. She's going to be great. Teachers like her.
Oh, and I'm going to like her. I like her. You like her.
As a dad, I love Lucy.
Oh, didn't even think about it.
Wow. You love Lucy. Teachers love
Lucy. So yeah,
it was good news. They named it a normal name. Bad news is
this week I learned that
Lucy's grandma, so
Corey's mother. Grandma Graham?
Nope. Okay. Goes by the
nickname Jilly Bean.
Whoopsies. So
one step forward, two steps
backwards. By nickname, you mean like that's like
what her grandkids call her?
Are you going to Jilly Bean and you you know pez dispenser's house jelly bean and gumball are you going to
oh you want to you want me to put you in the car yeah
come on jelly come on jelly bean a tootsie pop that would be good actually i like pop think Yeah. Come on, Jilly. Come on.
Jilly Bean and Tootsie Pop.
That would be good, actually.
That would be pop.
Think about it, Jilly.
Jilly Bean and Tootsie Pop.
Jilly Bean and Tootsie Pop.
Lolly and Pop.
Lolly and Pop.
Yeah, I don't know who calls her that necessarily, but this was, and I'm going to, I'll intentionally
maybe put Rachel on blast here a little bit.
She was like, whose number is that?
Who's that number?
I don't know.
In the group text.
And her mom was like, oh, that's Jilly bean and then rachel's like oh yeah i always
forget to say her number and i'm like whoa who who are we talking about here who is jilly bean
um like oh that's cory's mom so and do you save it as jilly bean though i don't know if it gets
saved as jilly missus jilly bean like show some respect at least capitalize the b and bean i would jilly bean yeah that's a cute
like nickname for a little girl but not jilly bean and gumball
yeah i like it so there's the update but otherwise cute cute newborn lucy k coop if you are writing
something right now on a piece of paper with a ballpoint pen. Okay. I like your comment on YouTube or leave us a five-star review or voice memo.
Another idea besides Tootsie Roll Pop or Gumball for the grandpa's name.
Okay.
What would go, what would pair well with Jilly Bean?
Correct.
Cool.
Yeah.
Let us know.
Thank you.
And let us know how that ballpoint pen was.
I got recognized this week.
Me too.
All right.
Let's share.
Okay. Go at the same
time yeah okay i was at church and right away you know uh the girl this girl walks in uh the
minivan video claire from behind hey brad and i was like hey i was surprised she recognized her
friend was also there her friend's name was evangeline she seemed to know who i was a little
bit nervous honestly to talk to me which was weird but i think she was like yeah actually i knew you like before but she didn't seem to know exactly what from before she watched
i can't this is so weird i hate it i'm sorry guys talk about like noise over each other like i hate
watching tv while i'm trying to talk to somebody oh man that'd give me a headache somebody out
there like listen to both those stories very seamlessly i would like to know if that's a
skill you can have like almost separate the two.
Justin, are you able to put left and right on that?
Stereo sound?
Yeah.
Can we use stereo sound on that story?
I think it, yeah, he could do that.
Okay.
Please.
Justin, please.
Please, Derek.
Derek could do it, Justin.
Just saying.
Derek would do it and he would recolor everything.
Yeah.
He'd make it sound like just in case it gets played in IMAX.
I did up it to that quality. So you should be good to go. Oh, yeah. He'd make it sound like just in case he gets played in an IMAX. I did up to that quality.
So you should be good to go.
Oh,
I love that.
All right.
You go ahead.
Oh yeah.
Anyway,
I was at church.
The girl,
you know,
the girl that recognized us in the minivan video at Chick-fil-A.
Yes.
Claire was there.
So,
Hey Brad.
So what's up?
I didn't know you go to church.
You're just like,
Oh,
I go here sometimes,
whatever,
but this is my friend's church.
I was like,
hi,
how you doing?
This girl,
Evangeline seemed a little bit nervous. Talk to me. It was like, I was like, is that just call you sometimes whatever but this is my friend's church. I was like, hi How you doing this girl Evangeline seemed a little bit nervous talk to me
It was like I was like is that just who you are Evangeline or is this like this is like your celebrity side?
Evangeline you got social anxiety or what's going on? Well, what's what's the deal here? What's going on with all of this?
You seem pretty skittish. Is this normal? You like this in class Claire? She liked this all the time, right?
Evangeline, be normal.
But she was like, yeah, I actually watched your videos even before Claire showed me your videos.
I'm like, sweet, thank you.
So I don't think it's a ghost shirt thing.
I think it's just straight up jean shorts.
But yeah, it was fun.
And it's always kind of awkward whenever somebody recognizes me around somebody else who like knows me without knowing that about me.
Yeah.
Because then they're like, wait a second.
Whoa.
Yeah, whatever. Why is this 16 year like, wait a second. Yeah. Whatever.
Why is this 16 year old excited to meet you? Yeah. Like, what are you talking about your videos?
And then I, then I saw another woman who also works at Chick-fil-A, uh, who I had gotten to
know one day at Chick-fil-A. It's like a mom. Um, and she was like, yeah, later on I told,
you know, my daughters, you know, that I had met you and like, cause she, she, whatever,
long story short, this woman, her husband worked with my dad at Johnson County community college. And so whatever,
she was relaying all that story to this, these people. And they're like, well, you know who else
like, cause she said like, yeah, he also does, he has woodworking, else cousin creations.
And they're like, well, you know what else this guy does? Like, so you don't know what this guy
does. So then I saw this woman again and she's like, and you didn't tell me who you were.
I was like,
well,
how do I do that?
I didn't know you were one third turned one half of a thriving YouTube
channel.
That's right.
So anyway,
uh,
so yeah,
those are my two stories with that.
That's fun.
Church,
you know,
church.
It's what happens at church.
Uh,
mine was at,
uh,
like Parkville Chick-fil-A Parkville yeah i was somewhere up there mary
road i know that's that's that's a hot spot for j mayers j may oh yeah i forgot i texted you all
this okay never mind i forgot that you got recognized though yeah i forgot i texted you
all this uh yeah anyway basically a girl from behind who has not like i feel like i'm typically
pretty observant like i've not seen this girl in front of me yet she's not come in my field of view yeah and so just somehow from behind she
recognizes me and she's like you make videos and uh i was like oh hey yeah yeah i do you watch the
videos and she's like yeah yeah with trey i was like yeah trey kennedy's great you know like very
slowly getting it yeah like recognize me behind, but wasn't too familiar
with what we had going on, but really nice girl.
We dished out a total
of four, count them four,
high fives in our interaction.
What? Okay.
Win. Let me guess. Let me guess.
Let me guess. You make
videos. Yes,
I do. I'm Jake. What's your name?
My name is Tori.
One. Oh yeah. And, uh, with Trey, right? Yes. Trey. I knew it. Give me another one.
So what are you doing here at Chick-fil-A? I actually love Chick-fil-A. I eat here probably
about three times a week. Um, you know, and I always order the large, but sometimes you get a medium, but I'm very direct.
And I say, hey, I actually need a large. I love your assertiveness. Slap some skin, brother.
And then you're done with your meal. That was the best meal I've ever had at a Parkville Chick-fil-A.
Well, thank you so much for coming in. Before you leave, don't leave without a high five.
You know I won't. Sorry. Is that it? All right. So you nailed one of them. Okay.
And it was the, I love your assertiveness. High five. Really? No. Oh, I believed you. Why did I believe you? You jerk. Why did I believe you? You're like, wow. Don't make fun
of me for my postpartum
depression i believe that i believe you on this um from what i can remember this happened like
eight days ago i'm pretty sure but it was like uh she i think right away we're kind of getting
she's like yeah so you um do you do you guys like make videos here? Does like Trey ever come here?
You know, I was like, no, not.
Oh, just go.
She is 20 and a half.
Okay.
Probably.
Yeah.
And anyway, we're just kind of getting our, you know, associated a little bit.
And I think as she's leaving the first interaction, she's like, well, this was so fun.
Hand is up, but kind of towards
her face i'm like i think it's high five she's gonna do a skincare routine or high five could
be a wave yeah i'm gonna slowly move up and then she starts to move towards it okay okay it's high
five okay sweet she's like wait i should get your autograph and i was like sure never signed an
autograph in a chick-fil-a yeah and she's like, okay, I'm going to go get something. Second high five.
Surely you signed an autograph with Chick-fil-A.
Oh,
F12.
I lied to this girl.
I'm a liar.
High five.
I love your assertiveness.
Thank you for being honest.
And so she comes back
with a,
I also bet it was a receipt.
Oh yeah.
Was it your receipt?
Wait,
maybe it was.
That would be hardcore.
I don't know where she got this.
I just signed the back of a receipt.
And this is so bad.
I signed it so poorly that she looks at it, she surveys it.
She goes, what's your last name?
I was like, yeah, sorry, I don't have the best signature.
I'm still working on that.
It was almost like she was playing a game where it's like,
you forget someone's name
who you should know it's like remind me again how you spell your name yes totally and so she was
like okay if i just i don't actually want his autograph but if i act like i need his autograph
then i can learn his name i could follow him on instagram one p two t's right huh jake oh
what is this what is this looks like you dotted I somewhere. I don't know what that is.
Um,
so here's a fun game.
Sometime write your autograph and then write your name in print and see,
uh,
if it's more legible to read it in print.
Me?
Yeah. You got some terrible handwriting.
Oh,
like,
I don't know if it's much easier to read it.
I think you got a good hit.
You got a good signature.
For the most part. I don't think so. No, I to read it. I think you got a good signature. For the most part.
I don't think so.
No?
I think print's quite a bit better.
Okay.
I've just given up on the sig.
I could, honestly, I should take a class.
Yeah.
A collector, just like a, what was that, just a handwriting class?
I don't know.
Pinmanship class.
You should just sign your autograph very legibly.
It takes me a while.
It's like you've never seen somebody like
with an autograph that just like hold on looks like something that was like a fine point yeah
jake trip yeah just like very like one line like straight across i'm gonna write this down rachel
and i have a thing so rachel is just so fired up for summer i've talked before about how her mood
is so directly affected by sunshine and so not only is she a teacher,
so she's off for the summer,
but then it's just nonstop sunshine.
Sure.
She cannot stop talking about
how excited she is for summer.
And so we've decided every week this summer,
there's going to be a new theme
or like a new like kind of genre.
Okay.
For the week.
Okay.
Because she's so fired up.
So I'm going to add penmanship to it.
So like that week,
we're going to focus on penmanship.
Fun.
Be pen pals.
Ooh. Fun. Yeah. Sherryerry that's a big step in a relationship when you share each other's pen like hey if i ever need cash atm yeah here's my pen pen pals um there's one where i'm going to
teach i'm sorry i just now i'm in my note that i've been writing down um one week is just called
random random skills week where we're just going to
teach each other the random skills we know so i'm going to teach rachel how to spin a basketball on
her finger and how to how to shuffle and do the bridge you know shuffling cards yes you need to
know that yes it makes you look way cooler way cooler yeah um one week we are going to make
every meal that we eat that week oh it's kind of fun that's fun um the fact that that's like
a thing for you though
like yeah can you believe it we're gonna make every meal we're not gonna eat out once uh i
wrote down license and registration because i think like if anything's not accurate we're gonna
spend that week we're gonna make sure we're gonna get up to date on everything like debit card
credit card license uh driver's license license plates whatever we need guys this is the perfect
testimony of how wonderful relationships are because that is the lamest thing i've ever heard
jake is so excited about like he's excited because of the girl he's doing it with like
he's excited we're gonna we're gonna update our driver's license guys it'll finally dude
we're gonna check our passports and make sure that they're good
oh that's so funny i love it yeah like we're gonna we're gonna make sure we're up to code
on our house like i might pay the mortgage yeah why not who knows yeah that's great i like anyway
that's fun the other two high fives were when uh this chick-fil-a worker came back probably 45
minutes to an hour later and we're just there for a while i was there for a while posted up it was kind of those things oh
it was before you're going to the airport yep correct i got done with trays with like two hours
to spare so i don't want to drive all the way back down yeah um so yeah just kind of stayed up north
and anyway she came back she's like i just wanted to say so great seeing you this is so fun yes high five
yes of course this is so fun thank you for um saying what's up and yeah you have to follow
the other channel i told you about jean shorts me and my brad you're gonna love brad i will
i'll see you later one more yeah so yeah they're about an hour apart but i did get a total of four
high fives one receipt signed and uh and a milkshake to go nice i paid full
price well sure is this is this the kind of girl that like calls you dude and bro no not quite this
is the kind of girl sometimes those kind of girls are hot big high fivers yeah yeah yeah and then i
try to turn one into a little more than a high five like oh yeah like a little bit of a
high five's got a little movement to it.
A little seismic movement.
Dude.
It's so good to see you.
Yeah.
You're like,
Oh,
okay.
Like we were,
we were both vertical,
but then you,
you switched to sideways.
It's kind of dapped me up.
Here we are.
Now we're perpendicular.
That's great.
Okay.
That was me getting recognized this week.
Um,
pretty fun.
I have something you were talking talking about Rachel and whatever.
Thanks.
Catherine this week did something that I think would be so up Jake Triplett's alley.
Cool.
And hopefully it's not up Rachel's alley.
So here's the context.
So she, I don't know if like she's got this idea randomly or if she got an ad on her Instagram
or whatever, but she bought this book on Amazon.
It was like a logic puzzles book.
Oh yeah. And she goes, she goes, I bought one of those in the airport one time. She showed me,
she's like, Brad, I'm going to buy this. I'm thinking about buying two. And maybe like,
it'd be a fun date night if we like tried to have a competition and we like, and we like went and
see, see if you could do them faster. And I said, that sounds terrible. I don't think I would have
very much fun doing that. I was like, but you should get one for yourself. So then I thought to myself, that sounds like something Jake would love.
Hopefully Rachel would hate it. So maybe sometime you and Catherine could do this logic puzzles.
And I don't know what Rachel and I do. I don't know. We would shoot baskets or something.
Yeah. What could you guys could, um, you guys play volleyball.
I really enjoy basketball. I don't enjoy volleyball that much yet. I would, I would enjoy
bumps that spike.
Like just a nice like volley back and forth.
Maybe some peppering.
Yes.
Is that where like one person hits it down, the other person just bumps?
I think a little bit.
It's kind of just like playing volleyball without a net.
Just like kind of hitting the ball back and forth.
I would enjoy that more than she would, I think.
But yeah, because I think very often I would hit it way over there.
I'm sorry.
I don't know why.
Oh, no.
Rachel loves literally everything
She would like it. Yeah, that'd be fun. That's what we'll do
You guys will be over in the corner doing logic puzzles and more pepper that does sound fun
I think Rachel would kind of like the logic puzzles do her brother is like studying for the like just took the LSAT
So she's got a little logic in her. Yeah, but I don't hate him
I just I don't like the idea of like competing against Catherine because I think I would lose like that
I hate that I hate the idea of losing this like and I would get too flustered by like trying to do it fast.
What did you get to compete with Catherine? Nah, I don't know. Nah, yeah, maybe. I don't know. If
we compete against each other, we get really, really like we can butt heads pretty quick.
Maybe together though. Maybe the volleyball then. Maybe you go outside. Maybe you go play. You were
right though. That is so up my alley. That's so right so fun i mean just racing and anything yeah plus logic yeah i'm all there
yeah so there you go logic puzzles rachel and i've been racing into wordle recently okay and
been getting destroyed really yeah like so you just say okay ready set go like are you together
yeah yeah we're just like individually doing on our phones and yeah she's been dominating me so
i gotta i gotta win one back here um i have uh i talked about this a couple weeks ago and someone commented like that could
be a recurring segment maybe so we'll see i'm just gonna bring it up right now this is the nerve
oh yes i have the nerve the hashtag the nerve i have a new the nerve that i saw okay and i guess
i'll explain it and then we'll watch it although i haven't watched it it was just like this is so
fun just amazing that i'm not gonna, whatever.
So I'm in, so for the, I don't know if I've ever talked about this on the podcast before.
I can't remember.
There was this clothing brand that I liked.
I was buying a bunch of stuff from it.
If you just joined their Facebook group, you got like 15% off.
So it's like, no problem.
Sure.
Yeah.
And the stuff that gets posted on there is amazing.
I mean, Facebook groups in general are pretty hilarious.
Like I'm in a pickleball Facebook group and dude, it is so obnoxious and just hilarious.
And it's, it's primarily people 40 and over just with nobody to talk to and nowhere to
go and just arguing or just saying played with Gail today.
It's like, this is like a Facebook group with 50,000 like what are you talking about it's just amazing you guys know gail
gail was great yeah and um dude there's a guy maybe we should find this and talk about it too
there's a guy in this pickleball group that every day writes a blog post and now that i've noticed
it i just look for it it's awesome what constitutes a blog post like i guess i should just say like
maybe okay maybe that's a little much he writes really long captions of just maybe a picture of himself it's just about
pickleball okay and it's just like i can't like why are like what what's the payoff here like
what are you doing this for so we'll get to that maybe a little bit but okay this uh clothing brand
um the post on here i love cinnamon rachel because it's dudes so into themselves okay that's
what the facebook group is into like yeah they're just posting like mirror pics selfies self-timer
photos yeah um curve him granite colored goes hard at the gym like oh just stuff like that just so
annoying just like just what's the brand cuts cuts okay i really want to like this brand but it's so hard to
yeah their stuff's great but the community is awful it's just so it's like maybe the demographic
is wrong i know it's so self-absorbed dudes it's just it's hilarious anyway i saw something i've
never seen today hashtag the nerve this guy goes yo granite staple color is too clean hope you bob your head to this original jam
he posted an original song of him playing the guitar in like a cuts t-shirt just like an excuse
to be like yo hope you guys like it i really like this shirt it goes great with my new music
this shirt is gray and i think this song is great grant don't take this song for granite
so i have not listened to this uh david loss i haven't seen this i don't know what's about to
be in this song i'm ready to bob my head but get ready to bob your head i'm gonna turn uh the sound
up and we're gonna click uh replay can i turn the vibes up as well my turn of the bobs up yeah
it's bob it up. Here we go.
Hey,
okay,
this is already better than I was expecting.
Bob so much base.
Is he going to sing?
Oh,
dang it.
He's not singing.
Dang it. You bob in your head though yeah dude hey
all right dang it yeah there was only 29 seconds i really it was when i saw that i was like no way
this dude just like posted a video of himself singing. Dang it. That was slightly disappointing, but still a little bit the nerve.
That's still pretty self-righteous.
The nerve to...
What's the best case scenario here, dude?
That's what I want to know.
He's not posting affiliate links.
We're all already buying this brand.
That's why we're in this group. What is this for?
Do you want another dude to be like,
bro, this shirt looks good.
I'm a talent scout for Snoop Dogg.
He wants to get on that track, dude.
Like, that's the best case scenario, I guess.
But how many Snoop Dogg guys are wearing cuts?
It has two comments.
One is from cuts.
I feel like they were probably just like, I mean, we got to respond to this guy.
They said straight crushing this emoji.
Straight crushing.
So not even really a sentence that makes sense.
Americans with your violent language.
Crushing it.
Killing it.
You're crushing it.
You blew up.
And then he responded to cuts with prayer hands emoji and then knuckles touching emoji.
Which one is that?
Two different knuckles?
Two knucks in one.
Two birds, one stone.
Two knucks, one moj.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't know if I've necessarily seen this either.
Anyway, just I can't get over.
Yeah.
Just the nerve.
That personality of just like, yo.
Okay.
Do we make fun of this guy or do we take a page from this guy and start putting our
Jeanshort stuff on here?
Wait, oh that is what brain is the polka dots? That's built. Okay. I could find a Facebook group for that
Yeah, like look at these comments guys do not
Wear this I think we do it. I think we just we just lean into it man
Rachel for a long time is said like next time we do some bet and you lose it,
the consequence is you have to post in here. You have to do like a, like a, could be always doing
like Friday fit check. She's like, you have to do one of those and like use like at least six
emojis. I think, I think we do that right now just for fun, uh, with your shorts. Like don't
even wear, don't even wear built stuff or cut stuff. If you don't want to just,
you just have to push your,
put your like pictures of you and your shorts for the rest of April.
Oh,
on the ghost hunters Facebook group.
No,
no on this Facebook group.
And,
and like,
don't give any context.
They'll be like,
dude,
that's,
I don't think that's our shirt.
It's like,
Oh,
this,
this shirt's amazing though.
And then like people from the ghost hunters get joined this,
like what's the Facebook group call?
We can all join.
And it'll be like
this really great
like small inside joke.
This is fun.
Let me think about this first,
but this is fun.
Or I don't hate the idea
of you posting to Facebook
or Ghostwriters Podcast
Facebook group either,
but just keep some accountability
in the group.
No, that's great.
Just like,
oh, just keeping these
like tool captions going.
Just like, yo.
Yes.
Split him goes hard in comedy sketches 100 emoji fist pound emoji yeah they'd be like oh this isn't really what we're used to
seeing on here yeah you should yeah it'd be funny like yeah like you're almost leaning into this
character and people think it's for real like you're just messing with them though yeah that'd
be fun that's kind of i don't normally do stuff like that but that is that kind of fun that's my that's right up my
alley i love i love like pretending people not knowing you're messing with them yeah um okay
here's a funny thing um i love funny things so here's the funny thing uh you ready yeah i'm gonna
go find that dude's blog post on his facebook group i'm listening though uh so so whenever i had all this sickness and stuff i went to the ent
uh and they gave me this your nose throat yeah and you even like texted you're like
don't leave there without getting the steroid shot yeah oh yeah i got a new shot i'm big on
i was talking to rachel's mom about what do you know what a cortisone shot and i've heard of i
don't know much i feel like they're like pretty strong
it sounds like i want one from what i'm hearing it just like puts from what i understand a cushion
back in your knee oh yeah that's right that sounds awesome all right sorry keep going that
does sound nice yeah great um no so so they gave me these meds one of them was prednisone
pred pred pred prednisone um and i have been taking it in like the past, I don't know, week or so. I've been like
feeling uncontrollably like dry mouth, like feeling like I always need to drink something
or something. Like it's like this very, the very uncomfortable thing. And I drink water and just
doesn't go away. And so I'm like, is this a normal thing? So I Googled like side effects of prednisone and, uh, I didn't see anything about dry mouth, but I did see two other ones I thought were really
funny. The first one was bulging eyes, which I just love that. Like, you know, Catherine's just
talking to me. So like Brad, so I was like, you know, I just bulge out those eyes. Sorry,
it's the prednisone talking.
And then the other one that I thought was just like weird and like what a weird thing to write down was inappropriate happiness.
Inappropriate happiness.
Inappropriate happiness.
So I would like to do a little bit of role play here.
Yeah. How's that work?
Just like, okay.
Hello, Brad and the family. Um, obviously this is never an easy decision,
but we do need to decide, uh, how you would like him buried. Um, we obviously,
we do offer cremation service, uh, cremation services.
Do not cremate. Um, do it. Do not cremate.
I've always wanted to bury him.
No.
Sorry.
We've always talked about burying Sparky if we were to that point.
Sorry, that was the prednisone.
Excuse me?
I had some prednisone,
so I get some inappropriate happiness sometimes.
All right.
Hey, obviously, you know, this is ultimately going to be Catherine's choice.
I know she said she wanted it all natural, but it does seem like she's in a lot of pain.
She is unresponsive right now.
She's crying right now dude she's bawling her eyes out dude i'm sorry i'm sorry dude it's a brand you know the brand i got the zone i'm in this i'm in the
p zone i'm sorry um oh yeah it is agonizing to watch her be like
this um yeah is it too late for the pitocin you think um sir i would like a word with you
uh i was in the play place earlier and your daughter pushed my son to the ground.
Excuse me?
She, let me finish, please.
That is incredibly rude.
She pushed him to the ground and said, Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
I don't know what that is supposed to mean.
I'm not a bird lover myself, but.
Oh, I'm sorry, dude.
Oh, okay.
Is something funny? No, no, I'm'm sorry it's just the prednisone oh we actually are really working on her hitting yeah i'm sorry oh
oh man no i will i will tell her not to hit and then give her five spankings when we get home.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, absolutely.
Maybe give her some prednisone.
And scene.
All right.
Yeah.
I was going to say, please.
I think we're done because that laughing always gives me a little bit of a headache.
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
Oh, man.
Inappropriate happiness.
Inappropriate happiness. What a great side effect. effect you know just like unspeakable joy you know it's right there right sorry dude i went
to church this week nice end of story no uh the they had a guest speaker and he was the president
of compassion like international it was awesome really yeah great story he which this is interesting he didn't tell us his story until
like probably three-fourths of the way into the sermon like it was a unique approach i think i
would have liked him more had i heard his story right at the beginning interesting missionary kid
born and raised from zero to 15 in west africa in a village only white kid there
just so many crazy stories he said one year there was a famine bugs ate all the crops
they eat termites for a year.
Termites, Brad.
Okay, so in high school,
you're supposed to do like an attention-grabbing thing
at the beginning of a talk?
Yeah, that's an attention-grabbing thing.
Yeah, not three-fourths of the way in, Wes.
I've never heard of anybody eating termites.
Yeah.
Better yet, for a whole year.
Rachel gasped out loud at church.
Yeah.
Couldn't help it.
Yeah.
Termites.
Clutched her pearls.
My stars. Clutched her pearls. Wow. I would love Rachel to wear pearls at church yeah couldn't help it yeah termites clutch your pearls my stars clutch your pearls
i would love rachel to wear pearls at church do you look great in pearls sure no uh but yeah he
said if you eat them raw which i thought he was joking but he went on he kept talking he's like
yeah you know you eat them raw they kind of um what do you say tastes like oh peppermint what
he said they kind of crawl around your mouth but if you swallow them it kind of tastes like
peppermint he said but you can cook them over of crawl around your mouth. If you swallow them, it kind of tastes like peppermint.
He said, but you can cook them over an open fire and put a little salt on them and it
tastes like popcorn.
He said for a year they ate termites.
Is that true of real peppermint too?
Like if you put it over open fire, it turns into popcorn?
It's just a cycle.
You go from termite to peppermint to popcorn.
Mince goes to buttery.
Yeah, buttery nice.
I don't know.
It's like sugar to caramel.
I love that.
What a just positive outlook on life to caramel i love that like what a what a um just
positive outlook on life to be like you know what and honestly no matter how you how you have it it
tastes good anyway i mean it's either peppermint you know and that just refreshes you refreshes
your mouth like well hey do you i just had a lot of onions on my burger do you mind throwing a few
cockroaches my way you know or you popcorn. You got a great movie snack.
Yeah.
Movie snack.
Yeah.
You're leaving a bar grill.
Yeah.
Oh, they have free termites.
They got raw mites.
Raw termites right there.
Yeah.
Oh, that's good.
So I don't know what necessarily caused me to remember that just now, but.
That is interesting that he didn't like establish or like who he was, you know, before.
Yeah.
What a great
background to come from that was so fascinating but anyway cool termites interesting they're not
all bad uh i found one of the facebook posts i can't find the one that i really really liked
okay but this is from this is from dane on the facebook group and keep in mind one of these
happens every single day every day there's a new post like this. Oh, this is the blog post. Oh, sorry. This is a pickleball Facebook group.
Okay.
I imagine he kind of scoffs like that.
I'll add some of those in there when I do it.
Okay.
Yesterday doesn't matter.
I had good tournament results last year.
And I've started 22 on the right path but who cares
it doesn't matter what we did in the past no what have you done for me lately you better
believe that other players are training and coming in hot that doesn't even really make
that much sense okay yeah what have you done for me lately? Seems out of the,
out of the blue.
Use the confidence from your successes,
but stay humble,
remain hungry and pretend you haven't won a thing.
Good.
For those on the opposite end of this example,
basically like for those of you who don't just win and win and win,
like me,
don't know how to play and haven't had the results that maybe you wanted.
Lose all the excuses of why not.
And adjust something in your training program.
Which I'm sure everyone reading this is doing a training program.
It's like, oh, I'll just adjust.
A skincare routine in a training program.
I'll adjust my TP.
You haven't won.
Not because of what you did on the competition court,
but instead because of what you're not doing before the competition begins.
It's not your partner's fault.
It's not the sun.
It's not the sun.
It's not the wind.
It's not the tournament director's fault.
It's all on you.
Look in the mirror,
bud.
It's you, hey what do you need to improve in your practice schedule stay humble remain hungry hashtag oh mental game oh hashtag
hashtag never believe the hype one more that one is where's that even come from did he talk about
that never believe the hype hashtag yeah lose all excuses give it up for dane for that one
i'll say i'll say like obviously all sports are kind of ridiculous and like silly and it's just
a game or whatever but man like like at least i kind of get it when LeBron's like, Hey man, I wasn't focused
today. Yeah. Like I can, I can see that. I gotta, I gotta really work harder. Like, but man,
you're playing a game with a plastic wiffle ball on a, on a small tennis court because you're not
like in shape enough to play on a big tennis court. Yeah. Like, like, like I understand like
all sports in the grand scheme of things are silly.
Most things in life are silly,
but like pickleball is sillier than most sports.
And he is acting like it is so serious.
I mean,
every single day,
dude,
there's one of those.
That's great.
Yeah.
Let me try and find one more.
I screenshot it and send it to Rachel.
It was just,
it was awesome.
He does all these.
Honestly,
I should probably put some music behind it because he is
he keeps them coming with the post.
But hey, mad respect. He's got
something he likes. He's got a hobby.
Good for him.
I can't find it. I'll find it later.
Look at how much Jake's scrolling up, man. They are just
communicating. These are just pictures.
Look at them. These are just pictures. I love
sending pics. pics yeah what kind
i'm a big gift guy you are a big gift guy i don't know if i've sent rachel a gift
really we're waiting yeah that's not your spiritual gift nice love language i mean dang it
gifts spiritual gift yeah it's fine um yeah you are a big gift guy you sent one to me when
i was state one and i had to wear shorts yeah i sent a shorts gift it was a great shorts did
you get that it was about shorts i did okay i knew exactly what was happening unfortunately
i'm big big giffer the big giffer all right i can't find it brad it's not worth it it's
pretty much the same thing that you already heard. Post it on Patreon.com.
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. Okay, cool. I'll stop looking for this. I'm distracted.
Okay. How long have we been recording? It's been a while. Maybe a voice memo or two.
How about it, Jacob? How about it? Let's have a day with those voice memos.
Let's have a day. It's a bad day to be anchor.fm.
I wouldn't want to be one of those voice memos. We're about to kill it.
All right, here we go.
Joanna P.
Hey, Jake and Brad.
Hey.
So it's currently 1230 at night.
I have class in seven hours, but I am in a literal crisis.
I started listening to this podcast a little over a year ago,
and I have listened to every episode two to four times okay yeah it's a problem what's the
crisis it's a problem i need another podcast so my question for you guys is what podcast do y'all
listen to yeah what would you recommend for me something clean something funny something light
like this podcast um yeah i need something because it's gonna be a problem
um anyways thank you i love the podcast obviously uh bye crisis drana p what do you say we upped
that to three to five times per episode i'd say what do you think about that yeah let's quiz you
real fast what if you watch on youtube yeah hey uh comment below on youtube uh some trivia
questions for joanna p that you should know if you've listened to the podcast two to four times
two to four times see if you can see. See if Joanna P can pass the test.
And see if Joanna P can get there. Joanna P, fire up that
Gmail account. I want to see you on YouTube.com this week.
Yes. Please do. And please have the name Joanna P.
Don't have something else.
Or else we'll be confused. Okay. It has to be Joanna P.
Yeah. Let's do. Let's put a
hashtag next to him so she'll know.
Hashtag Joanna P. Q's for
Joanna P. Yeah. Perfect. That's exactly
what I was going to say. Q's for Drana P is a answer.
Answer.
Whatever.
Figure it out.
My first thought was walk in love.
We love them.
TJ just texted me right before we started recording.
Oh, no, he's the man.
He called me the other day.
That's fun for 15 minutes.
And it was wonderful.
Yeah, he he has those like eight minute drives.
OK, he's called me on him before.
He's like, there's a minute drive between this and this. I just like to call people.
I think. And he like, like so often I do not, I like screen calls from people. Cause I'm like,
man, I want to talk to that person, but I know it's going to be like an hour and a half,
two hours. I don't have that time. I don't, I don't, I don't either have that time or I don't
want to have that time right now. Yeah. You know? And I didn't, I didn't like answer that
like phone call with the anticipation that was
only going to be 15 minutes. I was, I was kind of like, Hey, I think I might talk to TJ here for an
hour and a half, but I was like, I like TJ. I prepared to do that. And I was, yeah, I was.
And we talked for a little bit and he's like, all right, I just wanted to call him and say hi.
And I was like, that's awesome. Awesome. Yeah. Do that more often. Yeah. Cause then you're not,
you're not stuck with like being like, crap, I can't, I can't take this much time right now. So
shout out to TJ. Yeah. Walk in love podcast is TJ and his wife, Brooke, and they're both really funny. TJ,
I would say has really similar, like goofy humor to us. Um, but they also have much more
intentional conversations. Um, yeah, about their faith and, uh, just family. Um, yeah. And they're
just really, really cool, fun people. So we like to support them a lot.
Um,
I don't know.
The other ones that I listened to are either not,
uh,
the cleanest because they're,
I mean,
they're,
they're just mostly language,
uh,
or they're sports related or they're parenting related.
Okay.
So I don't know what Joanne is,
uh,
up to these days,
but parenting wise,
well,
even then those are like dad related parenting ones.
Like there's a dadville that I like a lot. Uh, John McLaughlin, Dave Barnes do that. Um,
that's fun. There's a, yeah. Jefferson Bethke has some good five minute fatherhood ones,
which I think you could also relate to, uh, women, but they're great. Cause they're just
like small, you know, bite size, little like five minute, six minute long things, which is great.
Um, and then there was
one called the intentional family that i really liked i think i mentioned that one before uh that
one is really good that's with beth key and john tyson the one that you guys are so violent with
your success you're killing it you're crushing it anyway that's him so that's awesome um that's
cool yeah i think walk in love is my main suggestion um which as we backtracked we think
that's how i was just texting tj i told him i was like we're talking about you right now i said watch at the
hour and 17 minute mark on youtube next week's episode you'll see me typing up nice um but we
think that's how rachel did find us yes we backtracked it so which golly owe them a lot
thank you very much yeah yeah seriously um harrison just started a podcast he's recording
it right now oh really yeah he's uh i
don't know how many episodes they're on but him and one of his buddies just started one i listened
to the first episode it was fun did you really yeah that's so nice of you of course yeah what's
called sporty good times sporty good times yeah yeah tonight they're ranking they're doing a
bracket of like the worst they're like the ugliest old college mascots of all time oh wow it looks
he like sent me which harrison printed off like sheets of paper for it
I was like this like took me back to the 90s so he had me look through I was like this is great
oh wow so check him out oh yeah they're yeah they're fun I think they'll hit their stride and
yeah yeah that's so fun shoot I had another idea whenever you said who else has started a podcast
after us gas boys gas boys uh the dads d-a-d-z yeah that's the I'm Down Boys I'm Down Boys
have a little thing
Dustin Nickerson
I think his podcast is okay
I've only listened to it
a few times
I love his stand-up clips
his are always like
suggested
underneath
underneath ours
yeah
and he's pretty funny
there's one that he did with Trey
actually he got
he interviewed Trey
and he did a good job
with that one
I didn't know that
Nate Bargetzi is another one
that I think is
pretty good yeah I like their clips nate land i believe yeah so good suggestions
cool things to get into drana consider yourself out of the crisis all right let's do one more
hey jake and brad it's brie so i'm an identical twin and my sister and i always get asked the
same question how can i tell you guys apart?
And I want to say,
you're the one looking at us.
You tell me anyway,
I want to know what tactics you guys would use.
If you had to tell the difference between identical twins,
would you look for temporary differences like their clothes or more
permanent,
like a birthmark,
or would you just guess and blame it on COVID COVID COVID?
All right,
guys,
that's it for today. Thanks for covid all right guys that's it for today
thanks for being a podcast that's it for today slightly better than silence
that's it for today like she like we're watching her youtube channel all right guys that's all i
have for you today make sure to like subscribe i'll be back with another voice memo later love
you guys yeah uh this is funny brie hopper voice memo. That made me chuckle. That was good.
Twins.
Let's see.
I just, I never have a hard time.
Like I've never met a set of twins and I'm like, I don't know which one you are.
I have to not really know you.
Like I think once you get to know them, you could find the differences, right?
Yeah.
Well, I guess it depends on how old they are.
But like, yeah, as a teenager plus, I think it's, I've always had like, yeah, you guys have differences.
Like whatever. Like your eyes look a little different different like it's not like you're the exact
same thing yeah i think if you if you're like if you're bringing you're like i mean it's kind of
hard to differentiate so we look very much alike you gotta you gotta up the ante you gotta start
doing things that your twin is unable to do like really get dressed in the morning really do it up
it's just like in that basketball spin that ball yeah like curl your hair every single day yeah that's what i was thinking
like different colors or different hairstyles put in the work that the other twin's not willing to
put in yeah yeah just be the hot twin don't be afraid yeah there's gonna be one either either
way oh there were there was definitely these two twins back in the day jared and dallas conley
oh they're the girls loved them yeah but I think they love one more than the other.
And it's because he had longer hair.
Which one?
Dallas.
Dallas.
He was a nicer guy too.
And that is Dallas.
That's Dallas.
Yeah.
Anyway, both good dudes though.
I dated identical twins in college and it was easy to keep track because one had long
hair and one had short hair.
I thought you were going to make a joke.
Because one kissed me back and one did not.
Because one was a nice person and the other
one cheated on me when i went to cabo so that was how i kept track of them so yeah so that's one way
you could do it you know one could text you back the other could say your phone is dead
yeah however you want to however you want to differentiate them
right one did logic puzzles with me the other one said no that's dumb
um one generally treated me with respect the other one got married
pretty quickly after we broke up so that's another way you could switch things um
those are my thoughts that's pretty those are my thoughts yeah that's kind of funny
i'll thank you guys for the voice memos you're welcome and all the other things you do i just i
never want to take for granted that there's voice memos that there's youtube comments
that there's reviews every single week since we've began that's good they're always there i think
some some weeks i definitely take them for granted i probably do too yeah and i don't want to good
word we will we'll try not to ever the the the memes oh there was a really good one this week
oh by the way what's his name desmond he's been crushing it on facebook yeah but go go go go
yeah oh yeah we have to play that clip i laughed out loud actually that won't really translate
well hey i think a little bit i think it will if you know it's it's the scene from the office where
dwight uh sets the smoke detectors off yeah the super bowl episode
oh dude it's so fun you posted for hattie's birthday 40 comments just all talking about
their favorite so fun do you read the hattie oh yeah yeah okay dinner tonight i was like i was
like i want i want us all to talk about why we love hattie and of course like at lunch we also
did this with our friends will will severance and his wife and branch was like you know the
little four-year-old son uh she's really uh fun and hattie goes yes i am that's right i pushed a girl down at chick-fil-a
anyway no yeah that was really fun to like see how they see hattie which is obviously so fun
anyway that's so great yeah um desmond made this one also shout out to ross he's been making some
fun stuff he like photoshopped he's doing stack like brad last week it was like stack when see that one yeah yeah okay so here
is the clip of that Desmond edited and here we go go go go hey no michael no touch the handle if it's hot there could be a fire in the hallway
everybody covid
oh my god okay it's happening everybody covered not a viable like the groans and then the not a
viable option yeah it's so good also shout out to and Andrew and Katie Bennett. Been hitting the memes hard on Reddit still.
It's great.
Bush and Bennett.
What?
Third Bush and Bennett.
So Bush and Bennett.
Yep.
I love the one they did of you.
It said Brad catching a whiff of some pantaloons.
And it was Kevin in the office.
And the caption was redone.
It said, I love the smell of diva on a woman.
That's so funny. We have funny fans, man. Yeaha on a woman that's so funny we have funny fans man yeah i know
it's so great yeah um so yeah thank you guys for being great and making this so fun and yes i posted
a patreon clip right before this of uh because we shot with the girls finally girls gone mild we had
our first shoot day today and so i filmed a little behind the scenes clip and you guys are just so
just supportive and i don't think it's blind support i think you guys want to see us and our
friends succeed and so it was fun to see you guys want to see us and our friends succeed.
And so it was fun to see you guys like, can't wait for this channel and everything.
So I have no doubt you guys will help get that channel off the ground.
And it won't be out for like another month or so, but it's exciting.
Yeah.
You want to do some reviews of the week?
Yes, I do.
Okay.
Mine is from Everdrell.
Yes, she's nice.
Positive, encouraging, go starters podcast.
I think that's funny.
You bet.
It's not instead of Caleb. Five stars is what this one was. That's nice. Positive, encouraging ghost writers podcast. I think that's funny. You bet. Instead of Caleb.
Five stars is what this one was.
That's great.
In a world where negativity and vulgarity are common in the media,
this podcast is absolutely a breath of fresh air.
Just two Christian guys talking about the quirky and mundane things
that happen in their lives in an entertaining way.
I promise you will feel happy at the end of each episode.
Whoa.
My favorite part is that listening to them gives me hope
that good guys do exist in the world. Oh, and it's not about ghosts at all.
Remember a simpler time when you played wiffle ball in the backyard with your brother and you'd
say there's a ghost around second because it was just the two of you playing such a happy memory
for me. That's the inspiration behind the name. This podcast is just that a simple, wholesome,
good time with two guys who will soon feel like your friends thank you everjule that's awesome everjule well said yeah that was fun um mine is from the username says proud to be a ghosty
she says or he late one night this past week i accomplished an impressive feat i finished
listening to every single ghost on our episode yes thank you snap snap snaps now you'll be thinking
huh was it worth it yes and if trey Kennedy were to ever say otherwise, his opinion would be incorrect.
Now, despite my Trey reference, I could probably say I became a fan of Jake and Brad before
Trey.
Thanks to my twin sis...
Uh-oh.
This is insane.
Brie Hopper?
Maybe.
Thanks to my twin sister's amazing recommendation, I have been a listener for the past two años.
Okay.
I don't know why I said años.
She said years.
Jake and Big Daddy have been a big comfort in my life through thick and thin.
Not only did they become role models for me, but every time I tune in for some ghosty content,
I feel like I'm listening to my best friends.
That's so fun.
You guys say that all the time, and that's so fun.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
Okay, back to the review.
Jake's passion is inspirational.
He's a great example of how to follow your dreams.
I know it's a little cheesy, but stick with me here.
Brad's respect for his wife is honorable.
And despite the fact that I've never had the honor of meeting him in person,
I get the vibe that he's the type of guy to light up a room when he comes in
or gets a party started.
That's a great description.
Together, these two make the most entertaining podcast.
Thanks for the laughs, J&B.
A smiley face emoticon.
Lots of love from first-time reviewer Claire.
Ah.
There you go.
Not Brie Hopper.
P.S.
See you in Boston, Jake.
Wow.
That is the day after this, the day before this came out.
Holy cow.
This Sunday.
Yeah.
Where are you going this week?
Sorry.
I was, I didn't ask that yet.
It is.
Oh, that's okay.
Yeah.
Finally back on the road.
It's been like a month, a month of no travel.
Gosh.
It's nice.
I only went to Florida and Fargo.
And Phoenix.
And Phoenix.
We have Vermont, Rhode Island,
Boston,
some other place in Massachusetts,
Medford, and then one other city.
Cool. You know.
Albany.
That's a good guess. New York City.
I think they wanted us to come to Albany. We almost did it.
You almost did it.
Albany. Portland, Maine. I knew that because that's where we got the limo from.
And somebody commented that they were going to be at that show where we got the limo from, kind of.
And somebody commented that they were going to be at that show or something like that.
Oh, yeah.
I'm hooking Lindsay Merchant up with some tickets.
Lindsay Merchant?
You know her.
Oh, yeah.
I thought she was from somewhere else.
I know.
Kentucky?
That's what I thought, too.
She's like a farmer in Kentucky.
Yeah.
Lindsay Merchant, let us know.
At least in my head, that's who that is, right?
She was at F12.
She was at Pickleball.
And she was at the basketball game. Yeah, yeah, yeah's no. That's at least in my head. That's who that is. Right. She was at F12. She was at pickleball. And she was at the, um, the basketball.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've seen her a multitude of times.
What if we're just completely wrong?
We think somebody's wrong.
That's funny to me for some reason.
All right.
No way of knowing.
Brad, would you like to end this episode with a jingle that you sing?
Come on.
I'm ready.
Uh, Ross France bringing the heat.
Oh gosh.
Ross is awesome.
Whoa. This is that sound at the beginning when it's like, this is a karaoke
song. Oh.
You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how they
do that? I do.
Is anything playing yet? Yes, it is.
I'm going to put headphones on today. we tune in every monday morning for random thoughts on white meat sounds pretty so far please from pickleball to woodworking come on now y'all get on
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that is i need to you know so i have a fight tomorrow but it's not till 4 p.m so like that's
not a great nap time no because i'm not gonna be that tired no and then i land at like 10 45 so
like i don't want to be well rested at 10 45 at night so i'm gonna have to do the unthinkable
i'm gonna have to stay awake during two flights tomorrow can you imagine so maybe i'll watch the
uh i'm gonna say the electric showman the, I almost said the electric showman,
the greatest showman.
The electric showman.
That's called the prestige.
Spoiler.
Yeah,
that's great.
That's funny,
dude.
Dude,
you should have a podcast.
Man,
we should start a podcast.
That was quick witted.
That was quick witted.
Yeah,
no.
Oh,
Ross wrote that one.
Ross,
great song choice.
And that one was one that was like,
he wrote it and then it got buried.
Like I was like,
crap,
who wrote that one? I forgot who wrote that one. It he wrote it and then it got buried. Like I was like, crap, who wrote that one?
I forgot who wrote that one.
It sounded like it was probably after the Tony and Michelle episode.
Right, yeah.
It was written November 15th of 2021.
So great time of year.
Yeah, anyway.
Dude.
I don't even think that's right.
No, it was written September 6th of 2020.
Ah, right before Caitlin's birthday.
And then I think I said on the podcast in like November, like, I lost this thing.
Let me know who wrote it.
So Ross Frans might be going back to back here because he wrote another really great
one.
Back to back.
Good.
Good, Ross.
He's also the one who wrote We Didn't Start the Fire.
So killing it.
So thanks, Ross.
Killing it.
Really appreciate all the jingle writing because, yeah, couldn't do it without you guys.
It's great.
It's fun.
Yeah.
Fun episode. Fun week. I guess I didn't really talk about it but i had so much fun in florida with
rachel and her family yeah i guess it's so fun kind of like what you were saying like you know
you just didn't have to think about much or whatever like i feel like i've done a good job
more recently like when i'm on vacation i'm not writing any notes for anything like i'm not working
i'm not thinking about would this be a podcast story it's just i'm there and it's so fun right that's awesome and um yeah so rachel our whole family are so great i
mean it's exactly my kind of vacation we go down there we wake up we play sports outside awesome
we come home at night maybe we watch march madness or the office or we play cards are you kidding me
that is are you kidding me yeah that's things. What? I should have some logic puzzles for me and Tim next time.
Next time.
Yeah.
What city was it close to?
Like outside of Sarasota.
Okay.
Anna Marie Island.
Oh yeah.
I've heard of it.
Have you really?
I've been there.
Actually, I will.
Whoa.
White Sand Beaches.
Sure.
You've been there, huh?
Yeah.
We went on vacation there one time.
That is fun.
That is cool.
That is cool.
It doesn't seem like that popular place i
can't believe you've been yeah i think it might i have cousins that live in florida so maybe they
know a little bit more than most you know i don't know that is so fun mom if you're listening make
sure it's annamarie i'm pretty sure either way i mean it's a three or four syllable place yeah
i did think of uh one like potential character it wouldn't be a very like it'd have to be for
a short but a character like the mom who buys like vacation merch like rachel's mom doesn't do this
or anything but there are people out there like i just witnessed so many moms like wearing
annamore island comfort colors 100 my family growing up yeah really yeah my dad's like my
dad was always rocking the colorado t-shirt like oh yeah we went to like a restaurant like a seafood
restaurant it's called the ugly grouper and like they're selling their own merch. Yeah. I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan of the bar and grill merch.
Who buys restaurant merch?
Not a fan of the bar and grill merch.
Who needs a visor that says.
Eskimo Joe's.
Oh, yeah.
Whatever.
I don't know the title.
Or the Ron John.
Remember Ron John back in the day?
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know who's buying it, but somebody is.
And I think it's a funny like character quality.
No, you're right.
Like they buy just, they just love buying merchandise.
Oh, here's a fun thing.
I think we could get the ghosties help on comment below leave a five-star review voicemail whatever
uh jake had a fun idea for the sheltered kid right i forgot i had that idea yeah yeah that was good
and and like we i think it could be even like a really great series of like sheltered kid does
blank sheltered kid whatever uh so if you have any sort of background of being sheltered which
i think a lot of people probably a lot of people probably have like i'm thankful i was somewhat
sheltered you know it's not a bad thing no it's not a bad thing so don't be ashamed of it or
whatever but like think about things that you didn't know or like that you know you found out
later right things you were sheltered from let us know if you have any ideas for that could end up
in a gene source video also potential shell like if you have any ideas of like scenes that this
shelter person would be in yeah yeah because
we forgot about that
thanks for I think it's
gonna be really funny
so anyway just just an
idea I always like
brainstorming with other
people so and the
ghost seats are the best
of the they are great
they're very funny last
thing I'll say just
real quick about Florida
did get some patreon
content out of it though
okay so did you see
that video yeah okay
yeah that's right it
was pretty fun basically
i two patreon posts in a row that i did were about my bowels and about rachel in a way and this one
i clogged their toilet and before and we're all in a tiny little like trailer so everyone knows
it's not great it's a bonding moment but to make me get the plunger they made me a scavenger hunt it was awesome it was awesome and it took me a while i'm
not the best scavenger hunt person but it was fun yeah it was fun that's great fun week now i get to
go perform comedy what a great life two different lives it feels like a good life got a good life
two different lives yeah it feels that way sometimes yeah i hear you that's how i go from woodworking to content creation and then all
everything in between a church where they're like what do you what you're like i don't know what to
tell you how old are you i'll tell you yeah either tiktok or i have a website what do you want to
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