Ghostrunners - 168 - Last Episode Ever?
Episode Date: July 25, 2022In this 'sode we come up with the worst things to say while watching your own comedy special as well as some trivia from The Office. Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and ...get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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As you guys know, we just started a YouTube channel called Gene Schwartz Comedy about 13 months ago.
And we're on the road to 10 million subscribers.
I like that.
I know.
Do you like that?
Yeah, we both like that.
How much did Trey like it?
One to ten?
Not as much.
Maybe like a six.
Yeah, we were trying to come up with something to like, I don't know, we keep going back and forth kind of on like the outros, if we should have on what we should
say.
And then we're like, let's make it like a running joke.
And so, yeah, today we came up with, I think Brad came up with.
Because he initially was like, you know, when we were at like, when I was at like 970,000,
we like did a push to like get to a million.
And it worked.
What if?
Yeah, I remember I subscribed at that point.
I was like, what if?
What if we started being like, guys, we are so close
subscribers. Uh, you know, we're at 127 right now. We are right there. We are right on the
cusp. Just do your part and we will be there. And I think it started with 1 million and they
were like, why not? Why not just go nuts with it? We're on the road to 10 million, which we are
this podcast. Also, if you're watching on YouTube, we like G Schwartz are on the road to 10 million subscribers we are getting there every single day every week we get closer every
week yeah maybe we should say us and scott peckleball yeah that's right to the moon baby
which he uh is not here with us today um he's in a better place but he did uh pass on a note
uh he said please thank the ghosties for all the subscribers, views, and comments on the Peckleball channel
and let them know that there could be
some Jake and Rachel content soon.
I've not signed an NDA yet, so I'm
allowed to say that. I'm sure that's coming
tomorrow night. He's a big NDA guy.
Yeah, he is. DFA NDAs.
But the reason I brought up jean shorts is because... Oh wait, NWA.
Sorry. Dude, my
old license plate had NWA on it, and I did
not like it. I did not like it one bit you
also had a raiders uh decal around it you know yeah that one that one didn't cover the dmv but
uh gene schwartz we you know probably once per shoot day we get tickled about something oftentimes
it's i can't pronounce something or um derrick is suggesting something wildly republican they
were like no we can't say that
just because it's conservative that doesn't mean every single joke has to be a political joke
but for the first time maybe ever trey was on the outside looking in yeah uh he was the one
biffing it and boy did we get to laugh we all know how much i love when jake messes up because
it's very rare and then when when trey messed, I loved it just as much. I think I have to say is my favorite type of humor,
especially when it's like a high capacity.
Yeah.
I got to see what you appreciate so much.
It's like,
dang,
this is kind of fun.
It's like,
Oh,
this guy's really good at music.
This guy's a singer.
Like he knows he's an actor.
He's a comedian.
He's got plenty of a normal background in life.
Like how does he not,
how is this disconnecting to him?
So you were doing the woke parent part two,
I think.
Yeah.
And you know,
we were doing like Rachel mad.
We were doing like old McDonald,
but we were changing the words.
Yeah.
Cause I'm a parent.
So it was like,
I'm indoctrinating my kid with like weird,
you know,
like woke propaganda,
right?
Like liberal stuff.
So you're like,
Rachel Maddow has a show.
And we were trying to figure out like what the lyrics were going to be.
Yeah. And Trey's trying like every once in a while, Trey just cannot improvise or cannot think of it.
It's so funny to me because it's so rare. That's why I'm saying like that's why I can make fun of him, because it's like you are so good at so many things.
Yeah. This isn't happening ever. Like I think on the pun expert, you remember that one?
He really stunk on that, too. He was like trying to figure out anyway.
But he's like he's like trying to figure out like, what do i what do we i don't know he's like how is this when does the b-i-n-g-o part come in and i was like what
he's like the b-i-n-g-o and i was like no this is old mcdonald he's like yeah yeah yeah he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, yeah, yeah. Old MacDonald has a show on MSNBC, B-I-N-G-O.
And I'm like, no, no, those are clearly two different songs.
That's bingo.
That's like literally the letters for bingo.
And I don't know if I was laughing so hard that he thought you were kidding because he
was like, okay, okay, okay.
But like, wait, is it just later on?
It's just, yeah.
No, no.
I was like, no, that's a completely, they're two they're two different songs he's like how does that one go i was like it's different man like
remember the the yeah the uh old mcdonald's one's like with the cluck cluck here and you know like
he's like he's like yeah yeah yeah but like but then when do they spell out that? It's like, no, dude. Not even like, Rachel Maddow has a show on MSNBC.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
B-I-N-G-O.
Right?
Is that how it goes?
Uh-oh.
Ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white.
Me too.
Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat.
So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet.
This is the Ghost Rubs Podcast.
Just finished off doing something for the first time ever brad's got me out in public
shopping for him and i am looking at the nutritional facts of something per brad's
request i found myself i've never been in this situation i've not once you've never been in
this situation oh sorry not for you oh for me yeah yeah i was gonna say surely you've looked
at nutritional even for myself i'd say less than 15 times. Usually it's like pizza rolls. It's like,
do these have meat? It's like, oh, soybean. Oh, great. We're good. That's awesome.
Yeah. I, uh, just about two weeks ago now. Yeah. You're a skinny little girl now. Oh my gosh.
Barely recognized me, brother. Uh, yeah, just started intermittent fasting so i'm only eating from like 12 to 8 and it's 8 25
so uh zero calorie tea so i said i don't just like unsweet tea zero calories please and you
delivered in a big way what do you guys if you guys aren't watching just listening uh here make
it make a like hit it with your hand and they can probably hear how big that slap
i mean that's not just a 16 ounce bottle.
Like you can, like you can whip this bad boy around and it'll be just fine.
Listen to the slosh.
You think that slosh is from a 16 ounce, 22 ounce bottle?
No, this bad boy, 64 fluid ounces.
It's 1.89 liters it's almost a two liter of of uh which which doesn't this doesn't look anything close to a two liter no this is not no shorter and skinnier
like you that's oh man anyway i i kind of shared a little bit of my thoughts on
yeah weight stuff and whatnot on Patreon. I'll continue to.
But yeah, I appreciate some people have supported.
Shout out to Courtney Moore.
She's a friend of mine from way back in the day from Kansas City, when we first got married.
Not you and me.
Not me and Courtney.
Me and Catherine.
Got it.
She was in a Bible study with Catherine for a minute.
I was in a Bible study with her husband.
Anyway, I didn't even realize she listened to the podcast.
Oh, cool.
And she's like, not only a big listener, she's on Patreon.
And I'm like, holy cow, thank you so much.
But she's a dietician.
And she hit me up with this book that I'm reading called Everybody Matters.
I think it was a puberty book from the fifth grade.
I thought it was like a Planned Parenthood book or something.
Yeah, the opposite of that. I don't know. But no, it's like a planned parenthood book or something yeah the opposite of that i don't know
but um no it's it's awesome it's it's just a cool way because i think whatever i don't have to get
into it too much but the spirituality aspect of eating better and taking care of myself better i
think is what is going to ultimately motivate me i don't think i'm as motivated by like whatever i
i want to i want to be healthy for like pride sake a little bit, but I think mostly it's
like, no, I think I'm not serving the Lord well with my body.
Right.
Cool.
So it's like, yeah, I'm trying to work on that.
So that is why I have a 64 ounce bottle of tea in front of me here.
Yeah, that was great.
I wouldn't, you're going to hear me sniff on all episode.
I went and got some allergy medicine for me and, uh, yeah, just a gallon, a gallon of tea for Brad.
For whatever reason, you were like, I'm going to Walgreens.
And I thought you said, and then I'm going to get a drink.
Or maybe you just said, I'm going to get a drink.
And I was like, yeah, great.
Give me a tea and just give me a ton of ice in that.
Fill it to the brim with ice.
And you go, what kind of Walgreens tea do you think I'm getting here?
Which I mean, for the most the most part seriously like just to confirm
like is this a tea that exists like is there a section of walgreens where i could find this just
go like yeah the ice cooler you know in the front get a huge bag of ice yeah you know where your
photos developed yeah they have an ice machine i know it's weird just ask them it's weird they
got black and white and black yeah i don't know anyway but yeah here yeah, here we are. Here we are. Episode 184.
Pretty much.
168, I think.
Yep.
That's right.
And have you had a good week?
Yes, I have.
I'm honestly very happy to be here.
Very happy to be out of the house.
As sad as that sounds, we have been potty training, Bo, the last since Friday.
So I guess that's five days now.
I remember you going through this with Hattie and it was not brother, brother, brother. Yeah. And so we went through with Hattie, but I think we tried later on with Hattie. And so we were like, okay, I think we learned the lesson
with Hattie of like, they got too much of a personality. They have too much like, you know,
they, they know they don't really need to do this. And so let's try earlier with Bo. Cool. And first
day was a success. we were three for five
so i mean not like you know you're making the playoffs if you're winning 600 yeah yeah 60 of
your games but like uh you know we were a wild card team at that point so um and then the next
day like katherine and i we've just both been on such on edge about the whole thing like and so
like we haven't ever really gotten frustrated with each other but we're just both been on such on edge about the whole thing. Like, and so like we haven't ever really gotten frustrated with each other,
but we're just frustrated with the situation.
It feels like we're frustrated with each other a lot. And so like,
cause it's like, so, so the, the strategy on it,
at least initially is like have him walk around with no clothes on.
Like he's just acorn out the whole time, you know? Gotcha. And so, I mean,
he's just waddling all around and you're just like,
we're just literally like
basically hovering, not hovering over him, but like following him everywhere he goes
just to see.
I mean, I am, I've been staring at that thing more than I've ever thought I would.
I bet.
And, you know, just hoping, hoping, you know, nothing comes out.
Yeah.
And then trying to, anyway, it's, it's just been a, it's been a little bit of a tiring
time with him because it's like, you don't want to ask him too much to the point where he's like resentful of the toilet.
But if you don't ask him enough, he probably he's not going to do it on his own.
I just forget about it.
You know, and so it's hard.
It's one of those things like once you start, though, we're trying to finish it.
Got to see it through.
But the wonderful timing of it all is that Catherine is leaving for three days on Friday. One of you
is heading in of town or out of town at any given time. Yeah. But this one is like Catherine by
herself is leaving, which is very rare. I feel like she almost always goes with the kids.
Catherine is leaving to go to Nashville with some friends. And so it's me and the three kids
with with naked bow, you know. So we'll see how that goes. Yeah. Two kids, one acorn. Yeah.
Uh, three bundles of fun.
Yeah.
So yeah,
we'll see how that goes.
But,
uh,
overall,
no,
the week has been just fine.
I mean,
it was like,
it was like our first free weekend.
Like you're saying,
like we always have stuff going on.
Yeah.
It was like,
we have a free weekend.
And Catherine's like,
I think we should probably train both.
I was like,
okay.
All right then.
So we like had a game plan actually Thursday night on the way to your comedy special. We, uh, like i think we should potty train beau this weekend i was like okay all right then so we
like had a game plan actually thursday night on the way to your comedy special we uh talked talked
through the whole thing we had a game plan and the game plan has been thrown out the window
it's like it's like don't incentivize them don't do anything now it's like beau do you want to
watch curious george and you get a marshmallow if you sit on the body it's in the bathroom like
it's it's it's such a joke oh I would incentivize the daylights out of them.
If the alternative is pooping on the carpet.
Right.
Oh my gosh.
We've only had one, uh, number two accident and it was outside on the deck.
Oh, well that's the way you're supposed to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's just nature.
Yeah.
That's good.
That's Stafford.
That's called a Friday night.
Yeah.
I was going to say I did that in high school.
That's right.
Cow dipping and yeah.
Deck sliding.
I don't know.
But on Sunday morning, Catherine was like,
I think you guys need to stay home from church
to like work on this.
I'll go to the church with the girls.
You stay home with Bo.
So Bo and I were literally outside.
I mean, it's like 95 degrees outside.
It's warm.
And I mean, he is, he's just bottomless
and he loves doing this thing.
We have that swing outside.
He loves doing this thing where there's a bar at the top of the swing that he
like holds on the swing and then kind of like rocks back and forth a few
times and then lunges.
And like,
I catch him.
So I'm like sitting on the swing.
Okay.
You understand the swing?
Yeah.
It's like a little bench swing kind of thing.
Yeah.
I got it.
And luckily nothing happened,
but the whole time,
I mean,
it would have gone straight into my mouth.
Like any second,
like I'm just,
I was staring down the barrel of the snake.
And luckily, yeah, nothing happened. But hopefully by this time, by the time you're listening to this,
Bo is just perfect and everything's going great.
Either way, by the time you're listening to this, I am no longer wifeless.
She's back home.
Yeah.
Praise the Lord.
So have you had a stretch of time
with all three kids and no wife yet this first time three i've had a few times with just the
two of them i think and um yeah it'll be it'll be interesting wow especially because rosie you
know she obviously relies on katherine for food and stuff and so we'll have bottles obviously but
not the same thing you know right one more transition into the comedy special you
get it you get it so yeah it was fun uh so turns out all of my friends surprised me thursday night
which was really really fun you were you were completely shocked and surprised it was uh yeah
it was too bad roommate luke really blew it um the night before oh the night before or maybe it
was too much for it was whenever we record the podcast last week because you were over scott was
over before yeah okay so before we had talked about it on the podcast or after this was as
soon as you guys left my house it was like 11 o'clock at night yeah he blew it um because i
think rachel was like nervous you know she like, she came into the house. Remember?
And like, we were already talking about this.
She's like, oh gosh, like, is it intact?
I felt so covert.
Is that the right word?
I felt like I felt so sneaky.
I was like, okay, see you guys have fun in Iowa.
Rachel, see you later.
See you when you're, see you when you're back from Iowa.
Dude.
And Scott and I, you know,
it's kind of like Dwight and Michael in The Office.
Like, he has no idea.
It's like in Dumb and Dumber
where they're trying to like prank that guy.
And they put all the hot tamales on his burger.
Why don't you eat up?
Why don't you eat up?
I'll tell you.
I could have your burger.
Justin, put that in.
You got a long week to put this one in.
Why don't you eat you open we'll tell you
How's your burger oh
That's the best all right see you
He has no idea
That is funny to imagine. Yeah. And so, yeah, we get through that.
And Rachel's like, OK, cool.
And I will say Scott and I did not even talk beforehand about like, hey, hey, this is a
surprise because Isaac had texted me personally and said, oh, by the way, this is a surprise.
Don't tell Jake.
Gotcha.
Because, yeah, background.
Isaac texted like whatever, 12 of us, 15 of us, a ton of people and said,
you're all invited to this thing, blah, blah, blah. I think it'd be awesome to honor Jake.
You know, he deserves it. He's not going to do this himself, but obviously it'd be so fun to
get together and celebrate him and didn't say anything in there about the surprise. So anyway,
go ahead. Gotcha. Yeah. But, um, so we were very good up to that point. I had no idea. Cause I
think I had texted, he was like, what do you want to do Thursday night?
And I was like, I mean, you just want to play golf together.
So I was like, we don't need to sit around and watch it.
Like, that's just like, I don't know.
I'm just going to be relieved it's out.
So whatever.
Well, it's funny.
Whatever.
This is your story.
No, I was going to say before Isaac had texted that I was planning in my head of like putting
something out there to the ghosties of like figuring out some way to collaboratively watch it live together oh cool and like have like a
forum or something yeah so if you're upset about that not happening blame isaac blame isaac for
being an incredibly good friend yeah exactly so sorry um anyway and then luke comes home after
that it's kind of like a sitcom everyone's just popping into the house everyone's coming in out
whatever i love back in the day with sitcoms,
they would cheer when people would walk in.
That's right.
They would.
You're right.
Just start doing that when people walk in,
just clap for them.
I think I do clap sometimes.
If I know Rachel's coming in,
I'll sit her.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Keep going.
Keep going.
My family does that too.
It's awesome.
But,
uh,
well then you guys leave.
And so we're talking to luke and just me rachel
and luke and then um some way or another i don't know i feel like we weren't really even talking
about it i don't know what happened but he's like yeah i think uh you know when everyone's together
i think they might be chanting speech speech speech for you and i was what? And he's like, nothing. Oh, he realized it.
And he just, this was like out of a movie.
He just, he just starts chugging water and then he just goes to bed.
He didn't say another word.
It was like, it was like the nerdy kid in like the high school, like, you know, like
hallway.
He was like, do you want to go to prom?
And then like the hot girl, like doesn't hear him.
She's like, oh, sorry.
What'd you say? And then he's like, nothing. And then like leaves. then like the hot girl like doesn't hear him she's like oh sorry what'd you say and then he's like nothing and then like leaves i said you look
pretty good night denise exactly yeah something along those lines i'm just like just leaving the
situation and so he just chugged some water and left and then i looked over at rachel and she
just looked so disappointed so she spilled it then no she was just she i think she was i don't know that was
weird yeah man what's in that water yeah that's crazy and so i knew and i tried to play like i
i don't know what did he even say you know good and rachel was like you know but we both knew
the other person knew every whatever it was fine um but then you really
found out later right and then yeah probably like 20 minutes before scott's peck's wife texted me
and rachel's like do i need to bring anything i don't even like what i don't even i don't even i
didn't even read that i don't even know what you're talking about rachel like what i don't
yeah so then
rachel yeah this night was kind of interesting because seven o'clock hits well now i'll tell
you what happens 654 hits and luke goes is it out and i was like yep released it at 654 i was like
no it's out at seven i posted everywhere it's awesome um but seven o'clock hits and like
harrison and luke are watching it in the living room and i'm kind of like packing for iowa kind
of in and out kind of listening to it like that's fine they're watching it's out there but right um all I've
done is just look at this and edit this over and over and over I know what it looks like exactly
what it looks like you know but it's fun that they're watching it and then the special is kind
of over and they just kind of leave and like go to their rooms and drink a bunch of water and get
out of there and so then I was like I guess I'll just finish packing and around that time was when
Sam texted us like do I need to bring anything so it's like what is going on exactly and at that point
also rachel's like don't look at your phone anymore okay so i was like all right and so i'm
just trying to like i don't know i'm just completely by myself and i can't look at my phone so i'm just
like all right you want to look at your phone at this point you want to see the comments and like
reactions of people and so of course i can't help it but i accidentally fall asleep on my bed all the lights are on my shoes are on and i fall
asleep on my bed and luckily i wake up at like 8 15 and she's like hey do you want to come pick me
up and go to iowa so i was like yeah was it that late that so you got there at what like 8 30 yeah
probably 8 30 8 40 is when i finally got there and it's funny because i think the original plan
no what was the original time?
Rachel had like class, which there was so much like lying and like fake.
Like, I don't know what was true.
You know, I was like, are you even in grad school?
What is your name?
She gets Rachel.
I was like, OK, but she did have class from like 530 to 730.
Maybe it was it was 830 that we were supposed to like be there by.
Cool.
I don't know.
Anyway, I just remember like we like rushed like we like we had
katherine and i my parents were watching the kids and so katherine and i were going out to go gonna
go out to dinner but we left our house late and so we're like we're not going there anymore we're
going to longboards because we gotta we gotta make sure we're there before jake gets there
yeah and then we get there yeah we're like have we checked his location and he's like he's still
at home like yeah i was i didn't know i couldn't yeah it's not your fault at all um it'll be great though i walk in well first i walk in and
i see through a mirror like placed on this like intake what would you call that it's table like
entryway it was perfectly placed to where i just stare right at katherine and rachel and they don't
say anything and then i continue to walk in and then everyone else like says surprise.
It's funny hearing them debrief. And afterwards, like we didn't talk, we didn't discuss is mere.
Does the mere count? Right.
Can we surprise through a mirror?
We didn't talk about this.
Catherine thought that was the biggest, most awkward deal ever.
All right.
She's like, Jake saw me first.
Oh, it was.
Oh, two thumbs down.
I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, that was so fun.
It was just
walking in.
Everybody was there.
That was one of the
coolest things.
You answer that.
Is that you want to
answer that?
Oh, sure.
Hey, this is Steve
Triplett.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, what's going on,
Steve Triplett?
What are you doing, man? Recording a podcast, Steve Triplett, and, what's going on? Hey, what's going on, Steve Triplett? How you doing, man?
Recording a podcast, Steve Triplett, and you're on it.
Yeah, I don't blame you for that.
You got appropriate for recording.
You said, hey, it's my favorite person.
Let's start recording.
Hey, what'd you think of that jingle that was written for you a few weeks ago?
I'm too mad about how many times I listened to it.
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I'm too So have you seen the Elvis movie? No, I haven't yet. Have you seen it? Yeah, I've seen it.
And were you as ecstatic as Jake about it?
I was.
I did not want to see it because I didn't think it would be good.
Because I'm a huge Elvis fan.
But I've got to go.
And I was very impressed with it.
Trish, who was not a huge elvis fan loved okay a few
days later she actually took my mom and her mom out to see it uh because my mom had seen elvis in
1957 so well i always that that's always so cool when you hear about like yeah i saw elvis live
like that's i there's got to be somebody out there right now that we need to go see live
just so we can say that to our kids.
You know, because that's so cool.
For me, it's Brad Ellis.
Well, sure.
Eventually people will say,
I got to see, yeah, Brad Big Daddy Ellis live.
And Steve Tripple is there too, you know, doing security.
I've been in Kansas City to see you
and you haven't been there.
That's been very disappointing.
You what?
Oh yeah, you were in Kansas City.
They always ask anytime they're in town, like, are we going to get to see Brad? you haven't been there. That's been very disappointing. You what? Oh, yeah, you were in DC. They always ask.
Anytime they're in town, they're like,
are we going to get to see Brad?
I told Trish, I don't think Jake realizes
how bad we like Brad.
And just your family.
I'm like, it's a little disappointing
when we go and get to see Brad.
Hey, well, let's schedule a time.
I mean, you can stay at our house.
We've got a guest room.
I mean, we'd love to have you.
I don't believe that.
You're just saying that because of the podcast.
No, I'm not. I'm not. To be fair have you. I don't believe that. You're just saying that because of the podcast. No, I'm not.
I'm not.
To be fair, I think I would say that about almost anybody that I remotely know.
I like hosting people, but I especially would like hosting you.
I will let you gentlemen get on with your podcast.
If you see my son around there, I didn't have anything.
I was just going to talk to him.
So he does not need to come back.
So you guys have a great time.
Love your podcast.
And boy, there was something I was going to leave a voice memo.
For one, I don't know how to,
and now I can't remember what I was going to leave it about.
Yeah.
Voicemails are great.
Those always work too.
You guys have a great night.
All right.
Tell Trish hi. give her a hug for
me all right we'll do all right see you there he is that was fun all right thanks for doing that
sure yeah um but yeah i walk in to the surprise party and it was so cool i mean everyone was there
everyone was there everyone was able to make it it was crazy and that was one of the coolest parts is yeah. Rachel's like, yeah. I mean, it was a lot of
Isaac. Rachel did a lot of the hosting stuff, but I just, I just got gathered everyone. And
I think 18 people, she's like, we texted 18 people and in 48 hours notice all 18 were able to make
it. Yes. Which is crazy. And I know it's not just like, Oh, that was lucky. I thought people made
sacrifices. You guys, you know, got sitters and everything. So yeah, it was just the coolest thing
that everyone was there.
And we were just kind of hanging out for a while, which I was
more than happy just to hang out. Yeah. And whatever.
Oh, well, another thing.
It was office like Kelly's birthday themed.
Yeah, just great.
You know, the deflated brown, black, gray balloons,
huge eight foot banner that said it is your comedy special.
Go look at Rachel's Instagram if you want to see the the pictures of it yeah uh then on top of that um on the table there are
pizza rolls there is puppy chow there is cut up watermelon there is honey butter chicken biscuits
and there is chateau root beer milk yeah it was in an ice cream cake yeah i got oreo ice cream cake
strawberry lemonade.
Great for a guy that's intermittent fasting who already loves food.
I'll tell you that right.
And cans of Dr. Pepper.
It was amazing.
I made the comment as soon as I saw it.
I was like, I feel like a dog is about to be put down.
You know, there's like, just go ahead, fatten him up.
Like, it doesn't matter.
Like a death row inmate.
It's his last meal.
The only one I was surprised or didn't know that you were like so into was watermelon. And maybe you've mentioned that before, but I didn't know like,
cause Jake or Rachel, like the night before was like, Hey, come hungry. We're going to have all
of Jake's favorite things. And I was like, what does that mean? Yeah. What is Jake's favorite
things? And it really was like, she did a great job with that. It was awesome. So that was great.
After eating all those like weird concoction of food i made some comment
to the gibsons uh peyton and garrett i was like my i was like i feel full but like in a weird way
and and peyton goes oh like your heart i was like no um no just like my i just had a bunch of honey
like trying to be sentimental water melody no what no ew no never um no just my stomach is gurgling that was a really funny like
thing in the moment that's great yeah but we just hung out for probably an hour and then um
yeah next thing you know the special is like on tv and i was like oh gosh i don't know what to do
that was gunner's do well i think a few of us were like are we gonna watch this thing or we're
just gonna like talk and i was like i think gunner was like yeah let's get it on no that was great yeah and obviously i don't mind you guys watch it
that's great but i was like i don't know if i should be in the room i don't want you guys to
feel like you need to react a certain way because i'm in the room sure and so for the first 10
minutes rachel and i went down to the basement and uh like changed her laundry and like folded
her clothes sure you did sure you did changing laundry huh
oh yeah yeah a little top loader
charming huh i don't know how's that even that's that's a toilet paper almost almost tied
got it gain you got some gains yeah uh good job trey yeah um no but that was and then like the
last 10 minutes we went up and i think one one of Rachel's favorite parts of the night.
And I enjoyed it as well.
But she instead of watching the special, she watched our friends and how they reacted.
Yeah.
Especially Abby McGee.
Super expressive.
Just smiled the whole time.
Yeah.
She was sitting right next to me.
Go ahead.
Well, no, you could tell us.
Well, she come to me.
She's so funny.
I mean, if you know Abby, you love Abby, first of all like she's just a perfect compliment to harrison just so
quirky and funny and just herself whatever like multiple times you know we'd be watching the
thing i mean we are like abby and i are so close to the tv three feet away from the tv
and you know you'd say a joke and we'd laugh and she would laugh out loud and be like
i thought that one was really funny.
She would like tap you and like, look at you. Right. And I, I didn't want to ruin the vibe.
I didn't want to like hurt her feelings, but I wanted to be like, you know, most humans just
laugh to show that they're like, I understood that you thought it was funny. Cause you laughed,
uh, but she was like multiple times. She was like, ah, that one got me. That was funny.
That one. I ended up laughing at. I was like, yeah, I thought you thought that was funny that one i i ended up laughing at i was like yeah i thought you
thought it was funny because you laughed the universal language you know it is um yeah it
was so funny watching her just because because i think correct me if i'm wrong but every single
person there with the exception of maybe your roommates luke and spencer had seen your comedy
live i yeah i bet you're right yeah and so like so of course it was funny
to us but it's also like we've seen this before so we're not gonna like crack up like we did the
first time yeah comedy is one of those things like i don't care how long it's been if you like
start to hear a joke you've already heard before by the time you get to the end of it you kind of
know the vibe of the punchline if you don't remember like i kind of remember how this one
right right i've been that way it's like i think this is i don't think i've ever seen this comedian
and they start selling jokes like oh this kind of is like it's not as
funny that way but yeah you guys are still i was curious how you were feeling about like is this
weird for him is this like i was like but i feel like ultimately you're gonna appreciate no it's
obviously i don't mind you guys all being that supportive and wanting to watch i don't know what
i do but you guys enjoy yourselves do whatever you need to do you should have stood right next
to the tv and lip sunk the whole thing oh you know let's talk about all right here let's go back and forth five most
annoying things i could have done while you guys are watching the comedy special i'll go first um
every like six seconds i pause it and explain why i wrote that joke just like the bags okay so this
one actually didn't even happen that's a made-up story yeah um well i mean they didn't ever say
that to me but i saw instagram captions that said that and
so i just retold it as if it happened to me yeah all right and here it is uh another annoying thing
would be like downplaying how funny it is guys seriously you don't oh this part's stupid oh you
i i was editing in 1 16th resolution so that's why that that edit right there like it's kind
of choppy i'm sure you recognize like uh just okay. So you can probably tell I'm not really talking to that guy, you know?
Right.
Like mansplaining the comedy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just like, oh, you, well, whatever.
I, this was good enough.
Like I didn't, I didn't, you know, I didn't, I'm not a perfectionist.
Like all these different things.
It's like, dude, we think it's awesome.
Um, okay.
Let's see what else.
Okay. Let's say I'm watching it from the beginning.
The very first punchline, I do like a really loud,
like kind of like laugh at myself and it's like kind of funny.
Yeah.
But then I do that every single time.
After like two, it's like, all right, is he going to keep doing this?
Yeah, or like, I'll try it.
Yeah, what would be another good one?
I think maybe like if you're just always like finishing.
I just think it's so annoying when somebody's watching a movie
and they say the quote before like the line actually comes.
Like, oh my gosh, like keep the change, you filthy animal.
Watch this.
And then he's like, keep the change, you filthy animal.
It's like, I saw it coming because you said that.
Like louder than the TV.
The whole time you're like, oh, here comes the Baja Blast.
Team Jacob, but from the Old Testament.
This is a Bible joke, Bible joke, Bible joke.
You guys are going to, or yeah, or just like bragging ahead of time.
Like, okay, you're going to love this one.
Abby, Garrett, Brad, Catherine, and Luke, you're going to love this one.
Justin, put the part in from the office where he's like,
let me think about people that are going to get liposuction surgery real
quick.
Off the top of my head.
Phyllis Stanley,
Kevin Stanley,
Phyllis,
Kevin.
Oh,
that's great.
Anyway,
it was awesome night.
I felt so full in a weird way.
And.
Oh,
like your stomach.
No,
my heart.
yeah,
yeah.
Like blood pressure.
Great guy.
Like hypertension.
Like it felt like my vessels were closing.
It was really fun.
It was a great night.
We got to hang out for a really long time.
And then I was led to believe the whole time that we were going to Iowa afterwards.
So my bags are packed.
Oh, I was charged.
I'm ready to go.
Sure.
And Rachel's like, no, that was just my way of getting you over here.
I was like, well, I'm ready to go to Iowa.
No, I don't know.
You know, so she's like, actually, and I could tell she did not want to go. I was like, I'm ready to go to iowa no i don't know you know so she's like actually and i could tell she did not want to go i was like i'm driving so who cares and so we drove to iowa
from like 11 to 4 30 a.m wow that night it was a long thursday you regret that like uh no i didn't
and rachel was very glad that we did it yeah because we just got to wake up and we were golfing
by 8 30 a.m she's like this is great i'm glad you only got four hours sleep. Yeah, I think so. Wow. It was fun. What one one just very underrated story or like things I didn't think was going
to be anything. At the end of the night, we were just joking around, whatever. We were making fun
of Catherine. Yeah. She was like, I don't do it that way. I do it like this. It's like,
that's exactly what I'm doing. Anyway, but as we were leaving, I rachel said like do you want to do you want to
bring a balloon home with you for your kids and i was like yeah sure jokingly like taking one as
we're walking out like we're outside like say we already said goodbye to everybody and katherine's
like are you really taking one of those balloons i was like i don't know i just took it and so we
i was like i'm just gonna put under harrison's windshield wiper oh nice uh and then he sent me
a video later he's like you know he's like brad this has been on my freaking car for 10
minutes and it won't come off he's got like the windshield wipers going at full speed and it's
like little like deflated balloons just just hanging there in the windshield uh so i'll put
that on patreon it's pretty funny he didn't see it like when he got into his car he's like when
he started driving he's like i'll just knock it off he's like this is so stupid that's what i remember this way this is some this is so stupid it's just
just this flaccid little balloon just dangling there anyway this is so stupid so anyway yeah
all in all it was really fun night for all of us so it was great making it happen yeah thanks isaac
thanks rachel thanks friends great friend group it is such a blessing to be so supported. It's crazy.
Yeah. Oh, there was a part of the night where I feel like
everyone was looking at me to say something and I was like, oh,
boy, I don't know what to say. Yeah.
Like Harrison was like, run across the stage
one last time. I was like, OK.
And I Luke was right. I did
end up having to give a speech. Not really, but yeah.
I just had to say two sentences. But
it was nice what you said, though. You're like, I wish
you guys had you didn't say better jobs. I wish you had more easily celebratable jobs or something like that two sentences, but, um, it was nice what you said though. You're like, I wish you guys had, you didn't say better jobs.
I wish you had more easily celebratable jobs or something like that.
Like, Oh yeah.
To celebrate you guys too.
Yeah.
It's like my job.
It's very clear when to celebrate things.
I was like gunner, whenever you get a promotion, like let us know and we will have a party
or something.
Cause that's kind of just what it feels like.
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I, uh, kind of on the same vein. I don't know.
I helped Kevin and Alison move on Saturday morning a little bit.
That's kind of the same thing. Yeah. I mean, it's just supporting friends,
I guess, like whatever, but, but like the deeper thought, like after I did that, like, of course,
it's not the most fun thing in the world to help somebody move. There's always like,
we've talked about like those jokes of like, Hey, will you help me move for five hours?
We give up your back and I'll buy you pizza. Of course that's like, yeah, not a fair trade,
but I think that we need to try to start normalizing, like helping friends out more
often because just as a married person doing housework or house projects or anything with Catherine is so hard and like so often ends in conflict.
But if Isaac comes over and the three of us do it or like even just Isaac and I do it, you know, or like obviously more hands obviously make work lighter. Like I, I just think that like, it'd be fun to like get a
group of guys. It's like, Hey, this month is gutters month, like twice a week, two Saturdays,
we're going to his house and we're doing whatever project he needs us to do. That's a cool thing.
Isaac's month, you know? And like, because yeah, you can get so much more done if you just have a
few more hands, especially when they're, that's a fun idea. Yeah. So I think we need to normalize
whatever that is normalized, supporting your friends better and just like serving them i guess i'm just not always good at like seeking that out
if somebody asks like of course i'll help you move something if i'm free but like i think it'd
be more fun to just like have it almost in the calendar stamped like hey whatever you need we're
coming over yeah if you don't just hang out we'll hang out but like if you don't if you want some
move you know yeah 100 you know bags of mulch great we'll do that too so that's
fun what should we call this this group this ensemble um of dudes supporting dudes home deep
bros what do you think home deep bros is pretty good um it doesn't always have to be home deep
we can go to lows we can call it can call it Bros. Lowe's.
Sports bras.
What's more supportive than a sports bra?
Oh, yeah, sure.
And bras.
Or we could just play sports.
Or we could just wear athleisure.
I don't care what we do.
No matter what.
It makes sense.
Sports bras.
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Dang.
That's good.
On fire.
Okay.
And when they say B-I-N-G-O, they say.
Testosterones.
It doesn't have to just be guys.
Obviously, the girls could do stuff, too, but whatever.
It's just like.
They're going to come with their own name, though.
Like if you're out there and you understand the idea of like doing something with your spouse and how much harder that is sometimes than doing it with your friend like
isaac yes isaac gunner like gunner's help me put up uh christmas lights before and i think isaac
has too and both times it's like oh that was so much better than like like even like katherine's
so nice and like tiptoes around like saying anything mean but i just get so easily frustrated
like when i'm already in like an awkward position whereas Whereas with Isaac, I think it's easier for me to
laugh about it and whatever. So sure. Anyway, that's a great idea. Testosterones. I was just
looking down at the timestamp and I was like, this would be the time if we were still doing
the K-Life ad where it's like, I should say it now. Yes. But we don't have any kind of ad,
but I wanted to say, I jotted down a note. So I talked to Cody Terrell and I was just like, hey, thanks for, you know, partnering
with us.
Hope it was worth it.
And which the drawing is probably going to be right around when this episode comes out.
I don't know.
We'll have to stay tuned on that.
But anyway, I just thought I would share.
I don't think he'll mind.
So we did two, you know, like episodes advertising the K-Life raffle.
And he said it was a huge success they made 1200
no way uh in the raffle so i was like that is so cool so thank you guys ghosties first and foremost
for doing that you guys are also very supportive people and two i think what that says is if you're
looking to advertise with the ghost runners yeah ghosties come through they don't have to even if
it's not buying anything but just brand awareness whatever people are listening people paying
attention i still get messages from people being like hey what's the is there
still a ghost runners code for humble salt totally and we've done humble salt ads like
maybe three or four times they got their money's worth yeah as i think almost anyone actually i
know uh simply fit page she is always getting her money's worth constantly from people signing up so
well yeah i just i yeah i'm so appreciative of this community because yeah they will support
who we like ask them to support you know as long as it makes sense for their life, obviously.
Like they're not going to.
Yeah.
Hey, guys, we're on this new crypto.
We'd love to get to be a part of it.
It's pretty volatile, but if it takes off, it could really take, you know, we're not doing ads like that.
It's called testosterone.
Coin testosterone.
Let's think about one for you.
You pulled your no groin
yeah um strained coin yeah anyway uh what was it oh we had a tinder coin there you go thanks perfect
um come on you got it i like just tinder coin okay uh no no let me get one um you got it no i don't want to say it it's really
bad ready ghost theorem that was bad i told you really anyway what were you gonna say oh i was
gonna say we got hit up for a jean shorts potential ad and we did say no to that one
it was like yeah it was something like hey for every everybody signs up for a jean shorts potential ad and we did say no to that one it was like yeah
it was something like hey for every everybody signs up for these stock options or stock company
or something it was hard to even comprehend i don't think anybody's gonna do that let's not
let's not mess with that but um yeah overall thank you guys for all your support of yeah
anything and everything if you're wanting to support with that or support our show, you can send us something on, uh,
the ghost runners podcast at gmail.com or Instagram,
uh,
or anything like that.
So Facebook,
uh,
let's see,
uh,
text message,
regular phone.
What's up.
If anyone's listening and in Guatemala.
Yeah.
Um,
Twitter group, me, If anyone's listening in Guatemala. Yeah. Twitter.
Group me.
Yeah.
Group me.
Okay.
Snapchat.
Move on.
I think Rachel has Snapchat if you want to find her on there.
Can you tell a story, please?
Zanga.
Yes, I can tell some more stories.
Let's see.
Oh, I got to talk about a few different
ghosties i think i want to do this more often so just hold me accountable to that but i i want to
brag on a few ghosties real quick uh well one of them's not a brag one of them is just crazy
coincidence i think i texted you earlier yes we came out today with the gene shorts video
conservative dads on vacation or conservative dads on the beach. Um, and it was just like, I think I talked about it a while back when I went to the beach,
we filmed it there.
Um, Josh Brumfield, who is every man with a beard in Kansas city.
You don't remember him.
Uh, genuinely, like I get like ads for guys, like, like men's, like where like men's clothing
on Instagram.
And I'm like, there's Josh Brumfield, just another home depro.
And anyway, he, he messaged me.
He's like, dude, crazy coincidence.
I stayed in that exact same house in 2019.
And he sent me a picture of it.
And I was like, is that the same house?
And I was like, it really is the same house.
Like I even confirmed with Catherine.
I was like, she's like 100%.
That's the house that we stayed in.
That is crazy.
Crazy.
Goldfroze, Alabama, same exact house.
Cause there's only probably four or five houses that are that big. Cause we have such a big,
you know, group of people. And the fact that like, yeah.
He also had a big enough crew to have to use that house.
Yes. And he listens to our podcast. Like there's only a select amount of people that even
could say that they stayed in one of those houses. And anyway,
the odds are not great. That's impressive. So that was crazy.
Shout out Josh. Shout out Josh. And the next shout out goes to Isabel Martinez. I also shout out Izzy.
I also showed you this. I'm pulling it up. Of course, my computer's dying now. Oh, is this
the girl? Yes, dude. I couldn't believe this. You just dropped this in the middle of a jeans
work shoot today. I was like, dude, what? She got a tattoo she got a ghost runners tattoo and it's it's like
like i think there was one other person a while back holler at me you know let me know who you
are all right that got uh a ghost like kind of on the back of their neck i don't know what the
yeah the back of their neck kind of like brain stem where where the hair kind of like covers it
up and it's like that's a ghost and i think it's maybe ghost runners but who knows if it's like could be a ghost it could be an indie blue
like a cute like ghost thing isabel i'm talking like prime time right on your inside of your
forearm prime real estate is the forearm also this part or is it just this part oh it's both okay
inside of your forearm i mean the ghost
runner's logo right it is a ghost running with a headband on no way around it that's a ghost that
is a ghost runner it is right there and i i just responded no way and she said yeah and i just said
what this is amazing uh but she said some really kind things she basically said in long story short
that our podcasts you know we've heard this so many times
and it never gets old, like how they've had some tough times and you know, our podcasts has helped
them get out of this, you know, rut in their life in one way or another. So she decided to
throw it on her forearm. And that's just insane to me. Like how fun and how cool is that? So,
so this is probably not the best time time but we do have to announce now that
we're gonna do it right now i thought we were gonna wait till the end of it okay let's just do
it now so izzy got the tattoo we mean a lot to her this podcast got her out of a lot but this
will be the last ghost hunters episode um we are disbanding both as co-hosts and as friends um
yeah we're each getting canceled individually for different things.
It's kind of crazy.
Like the timing,
like it really is like this speaks to our chemistry that even when we're not
trying to get canceled for different things at the same time we do.
I,
I'm not going to get into what kind,
but I,
I'm both a victim in a,
what's the opposite of victim?
The, the plaintiff predator. I'm both a victim in a, what's the opposite of victim? Um,
the,
the plaintiff predator.
I'm,
I'm both a victim and a predator of abuse.
I'm not going to say what kind.
Um,
well,
okay.
I'll say what kind it is.
Uh,
video game.
It's video game related.
And,
uh,
let's just say.
Bo's Bo's duty was not the only kind of duty that i struggled with lately so um so don't
look it up guys seriously don't look it up do not search brad ellis call of duty scandal what
happened abuse t-bagging do not don't do not look that up do not look that up i promise you won't
find anything i promise you won't find anything do not especially do not look it up on zenga um or my my personal blog bls30.blogspot.com
you will not find anything there okay so so obviously very cool that izzy got that tattoo
bummer timing though bummer that it doesn't mean much anymore and we're not even gonna like keep
the ghost hunters episodes on i think just out of the conscience stance standpoint conscious
conscientiousness that we have we just need to take it off yeah we're making so much money off
of it that like we if we keep them up we just won't feel wouldn't feel good about it full wrath
of you know if i'm gonna go to prison i want to feel like i deserve to be in there i don't want
to keep making money i don't go to prison for yours. Uh, yep. Okay.
Yeah.
Um,
you can't do what I did with that many animals and get away with it.
Right.
That's all I'm going to say.
Don't,
don't,
don't,
don't Google Jake,
Jake goat farm,
Jake plus animals,
plus goat farm,
plus Saudi Arabia.
You're not,
you're not going to find anything.
Okay.
Right.
Don't, don't Google it. Don't wait two years for the netflix documentary that he hasn't signed the nda for until tomorrow
um just don't do it guys that that was good i should we just end it thank you guys
it's been truly a blast um and yeah i guess we'll well we won't see you maybe josh brownfield i'll
see you see you around josh will stay at your vacation home at some point um facebook we'll
keep the facebook group alive you guys can just kind of chat in there no i think we need to take
that out down too just in case we someday did make money off the face it just wouldn't be right
right got it and if you have
merch burn it okay if you have bought merch on ghostrunners.life just burn it please if you want
to buy new merch it is up right now though you can buy it now obviously but the old merch it would
it's tainted now that we've come clean yeah the old yeah exactly exactly It's the Holy of Holies kind of thing. Yeah. Ark of the Covenant. That's right.
All right.
Feels good.
OK.
Joke landed.
Do you have more?
I have more.
Yeah.
No, keep going with the ghostly shout outs.
I just thought it'd be funny.
I mean, this poor girl, not poor girl.
No, no, that's not what I meant.
Not what I meant.
It's just like her arm is permanently associated with this podcast that has no direction whatsoever. You know, it's like, obviously, we don't plan on it shutting this down ever, much less anytime soon.
But it's just like now we're on someone's arm.
Now there's a little bit more pressure.
It's like now we can't.
We better not say something really mean to somebody.
Or just even the idea of just keeping it going.
Like we got to think about Isabella, Isabella, whatever her name was.
Yeah.
I'm going to tattoo her name on my arm so I don't forget it.
I've said a different name every time. What would it take for you to tattoo a ghost's name on your on your inside
your forearm like that one who take a cool name first and foremost i'm not tattooing samantha
on my forearm what about coop okay where'd that one come from i don't know just some merch orders you got yeah shout out cory um it would
take like probably not even a sum of money it would take like land it would take it would take
like a piece of land yes something that's gonna appreciate over yeah yeah if you give me some
like an like a couple acres okay and then i would tattoo your name on my farm. A couple acres. Yeah. That's what it takes.
Anywhere?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Ghosties, do your thing.
Somebody out there has 500 acres of farmland
and they're like,
Hey, I'll take a few of it.
Yeah.
Between me and Steve Coop,
we'll figure out something to do in that farmland.
You're going to wish you never sold me those two acres.
I love it.
Is this heaven?
No, it's my farmland.
Okay, last one I got is for Logan Walters.
Logan is the wonderful gentleman who patronized Jake's favorite establishment,
Comet Coffee, Saturday night.
All three of these are great.
Go see Shout Out Logan.
Shout Out Logan. oh comic coffee saturday night all three of these are great ghosty shout out shout out logan uh shout out logan um katherine and i were really set on trying to make uh office trivia night work
our cohorts were stuck in iowa yep is this heaven no it's office trivia night um
and we're hanging out with cory coop and the other guys and um well cory's a girl anyway
didn't end up going to comic coffee felt bad But he posted about it just as as terrible looking as ever.
You know, like the duct tape on the window, like just just a great decorated, greatly decorated place.
But went there for the office trivia night, said we didn't win because there were a lot of office whizzes there.
I messaged back and I said, office whizzes.
Why, Ayanna? Why I oughta? If you
can remember some of these office questions, let's see if we can, let's see if we can do them. So
I have an office quiz. I have some of their questions that he messaged them. They messaged
him back with some of these questions. He has blacked out the answers. We can look at the
answers at the end if we don't know. Cool. This is fun. Shout out Logan for doing this. Shout out
Logan for going in the first place. Sorry we weren't there. Cool. This is fun. Shout out, Logan, for doing this. Shout out, Logan, for going in the first place. Sorry, we weren't there.
OK, question number one.
Who was the regional manager of the Stanford branch?
Josh.
Josh Porter.
Got it.
Yeah.
Didn't even have to think about it.
What's the first thing you think of when you think of Josh?
You don't snipe at Carrington, Jim.
I was going to say, like, Call of Duty.
I'm going to kill you for real.
What acronym does Creed put on the whiteboard when he's managed?
Bow body,
bow body,
bow body.
I do that with bow all the time.
I'll see, I'll see bow.
It'll be like,
Hey bow,
bow body,
bow body.
I told you how bow started saying his name is Robert,
which is true.
No way.
Sure.
Like I'm like,
sure.
Also he like has gone away from sure.
But now we say sure as a joke and he loves it. Like we'll just be like, ah, sure. Sure. Like I'm like, sure. Oh, also he like has gone away from sure. But now we say sure as a joke and he loves it.
Like,
we'll just be like,
ah,
sure,
sure.
And he'll be like,
and we like,
we get goofier and goofier.
Like,
ah,
sure.
He'll do it back.
Anyway,
uh,
bow body.
But yeah,
we'll be like,
Hey,
is that bow?
And he's like,
I'm not bow.
I'm bobber you're great
awesome you're pantsless is what you are yes what did jim force dwight to do after dwight's gun
accidentally went off in the office or he'd tell joe oh the first thing that came to mind wait
okay this is not as easy as the first two was it the jazz hands every time like
oh it was something like that these are the later episode like season like six which is not nearly
seven yeah i don't know post michael is just a different show yeah i don't know this very well
at all that's all i can remember that's a good guess yeah okay that we'll see that one at the
end we'll look at the
question katherine and rachel one of us already remembered it i think so because katherine quotes
the late season sometimes she's her she's her late season girl yes gotta have one what operation
did dwight say he performed on himself as a child oh i did however exactly honey oh wait no no i was
thinking about pulverizing his own kidney stones i did however perform my own what is that uh what operation did he perform on himself circumcision i don't know
that's just a guess that sounds kind of right that sounds like a ridiculous thing they would
say on the office that sounds right that's a good enough guess if we were in a comet coffee
and only had 20 seconds left i'd say yeah write down circumcision right right right down uh okay
next question these are getting harder.
Okay.
In The Office.
Oh, good.
Stanley expresses a, I'm sorry.
Stanley expresses a desire to own what kind of building that can shoot into space?
Oh my gosh.
That's another one that, it's got to be late episodes.
I got nothing.
Stanley expresses a desire to own what kind of building that can shoot into space
uh yeah i don't know either steakhouse um okay i don't know yep uh okay next question here
in koi pond the name of the episode michael launched a conference to detail what people
could not mock about each other what was stated that could not be mocked
about dwight oh his tiny nose yes yeah yeah i was like it's something on his face it still works but
smaller than everything else something like that right yeah that's funny that's good same with
like angela like eating funny you know that's right uh and they're like like like he's writing
it down and what does michael say like like no it hasn't
been all the way written down yet do you need to say anything hurry here yeah kelly's like gosh
that thing is tiny like it's on the list and then michael has one more dig i can't remember what it
is justin do your thing oh my that is small just write it down please can you breathe okay what
keeps your glasses on hey it's on the list, everybody.
No, I haven't finished writing.
Did you sneeze it off?
That's it.
No more.
What is D'Angelo Vickers' middle name?
D'Angelo...
Ferdinand.
Oh.
D'Angelo...
That's a good trivia question.
Jeremiatrius, I think.
Really?
Cool.
I'm either wrong
or very confidently
doesn't ring a bell
but
I'd say
write it down
D'Angelo
Jeremetrius
Vickers
maybe
it's something
with that many syllables
I think
okay
okay next question
who won hottest
in the office
at Michael's
last Dundies
I believe
that was
Danny Cordray
oh you think so I think so because ryan was about to get
up right and he that sounds right like what what even is hot oh yeah ryan's butt heard about it
yeah yeah good memory okay good job um next question who did everyone recognize from michael's
childhood show oh that's a good trivia
question checking in with chet yes chet walt chet uh anderson chet maybe anderson holmgren
checking in with chet chet anderson matthews that chet that chet anderson chet johnson uh
okay next question how much weight did the office people lose
in the weight loss episode?
Oh, I don't know, like 23 pounds?
No.
You think?
How does he remember all these trivia questions?
He got them from Comic Coffee.
They sent them to him.
Oh.
Yeah.
Thanks, Logan.
I have no idea on that one.
My guess, you said what, 20 something?
23 pounds.
23 pounds.
That seems really low, but let's guess it.
During the yard sale episode,
what object does Dwight start off his trading with?
I think I know this one.
What is it?
Uh,
a thumbtack,
right?
Because it's like your side is worthless or that he gets it.
He trades a thumbtack for a candle.
And he's like,
you're can't,
that candle's worthless. Just like your sign.
If you don't have this thumbtack,
nice,
something like that. Good okay we have three more here meredith has a phd in what oh this is
like the final episode you learned this right like i wish they could have shown this i have a phd in
that's a psychology okay family counseling probably maybe uh what is gabe's middle name it's a girl's middle name
gabe his last name is lewis gabe i have no clue it's a woman's name i can't remember what it is
these are so hard i'm glad we didn't go sorry logan first two i was money with i think i think
katherine would have known some of these what is the name of the woman Dwight was dating before he married Angela? Oh, it's the blonde girl.
Oh.
Three syllables.
Hello.
It's like Esmeralda or something like that.
Esther.
Esther.
Two syllables.
Okay.
Very good.
Between the two of us, we got it.
Oh, here's one more.
Jim Carrey's character was in a rush to get back to which place?
Finger links.
Yeah, finger links.
Finger links.
Finger links.
Got to go with finger lakes.
Okay.
Let me,
do you mind if I find the answers real quick?
It'd be fun.
It'd be fun.
We'll do it.
Okay.
35 pounds.
Uh,
weight loss.
Yeah.
I remember being always surprised that it wasn't very much weight.
Stanley carried.
These are not going to be in order of when we asked him,
but the Angela Vickers middle name,
Jeremy trius.
Good job,
Brad.
Glad we wrote it down.
Good job.
Uh,
operation that Dwight said he performed on himself.
His own circumcision.
Dude, your money, your money.
You don't even know it.
Who is regional manager?
Josh Porter.
Good.
Stanley Express's desire to own a decommissioned lighthouse.
That does sound a little familiar now, but still lame.
Yeah.
Finger lakes for Jim Carrey.
Gabe's middle name, Susan.
That's great.
Meredith has a PhD in school psychology. Oh, I think they would have given us that. Yeah, yeah, middle name, Susan. That's great. Meredith has a PhD in school psychology.
Oh, I think they would have given us that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good job.
Hottest in the office, Danny Cordray.
Good job.
Dwight had to do jazz hands for Jim.
Wow, good job, dude.
You're carrying the team.
Chet Montgomery.
Oh, you knew it was like a basic like.
Chet Matthews, I think is what I said.
Yeah, basic name.
Check in with Chet.
Check in with Chet.
Edward R. Meow. Let's see. What is the name of the woman, Esther?. Checking with check. Checking with check. Edward R. Meow.
Let's see.
What is the name of the woman?
Esther.
What acronym does Creed put on?
Bo-body.
Bo-body.
Guard sale episode, they put a pin, which that's the name of the thumbtack, right?
That's the same thing.
Same dadgum thing.
Koi pond.
Yeah, they made fun of Dwight's small nose.
Still works.
That might.
Is that all of them?
Maybe that's all the ones he sent the answers to.
Thanks, Logan. Yep. So that was fun. at all maybe that's all the ones he sent the answers to thanks logan uh
yep so that was fun hope you guys liked it so shout out to our ghosties so appreciative i'm
gonna try to give more shots yeah no that's great that's really fun it's fun to see ghosties
everywhere not necessarily like in public but like in the girls gone mild instagram comment section
yes you know like i i liked one of Katie Bennett's comments today.
It's like, that's fun.
I know her.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, or in like Trey's like YouTube video comments
or whatever, just all over.
Just like recognize you guys
and appreciate you watching support and everything.
It's cool.
Dude, Katie Bennett helped write a fire jingle
that is just so hard to learn.
And so it's going to take a while before it comes out.
OK, it is fun.
I'll just say that much. What else do you want to say?
Let's just say this one about Isaac.
If you're a fan of King's College, you're like, oh, it's not about Isaac.
That was Ross wrote that one, right?
Yes. Also a good one.
You learn that song to.
Cool. Good. Go see shout outs. Thanks.
What do I want to talk about next?
With Andy's couple nights ago after saying volleyball,
still loving it more than ever, had some support.
Scott and Sam came. Sure.
Had some other people there. It was great.
Sure. Sure. But we.
Me and Isaac, we take our we take our Rachel's to Andy's.
And we haven't talked about the fact
that Isaac has it. Yeah. I didn't know if it's our place to really talk about it or whatever,
but that's all we'll say then. And then, but Hey, me and Isaac took our Rachel's to Andy's
and, um, Rachel coop, you know, is next to me. And there's like four, like high school boys
kind of standing in front of us. And so she was going to ask him if they were in line. She's like,
um, she's like, I'm just going to ask him. they were in line she's like um she's like i'm just gonna ask them it's like okay great she's like
excuse me gentlemen are you guys in like and i would just go gentlemen i was like what are you
60 years old sorry uh my girlfriend's name is susan apparently excuse me sonny sonny can you
itch my back oh i was giving her such a hard time and then like isaac and his rachel are like in on it and
it's just so funny and all the time the whole while these like high school boys are like not
laughing at all like they don't i don't know if they just don't get why it's funny or it was like
kind of awkward like okay we'll put it into that i'm trying to think of what you should say there
like like i think i would just not not address them by any name just like hey are you guys in
line yeah are you guys in line yeah something like that it was so fun excuse me gentlemen gentlemen what are you you're gonna be a sweet old lady
but then the line is long we're spending more time in line and um i always feel weird trying
to like predict this but i think i'm batting a thousand recently on it but like i feel like
sometimes you can just tell like hey like those people like are about to say something like those
people know who i am you can feel it you can yeah just like, Hey, like those people like are about to say something like those people know who I
am.
You can feel it.
You can.
Yeah.
Just like the way they talk about it.
Like the way they kind of glance a few times.
It's like,
yeah.
Like I remember one time I told my parents,
I was like,
those people were there talking about me right now,
which feels like such a weird thing to say.
I would only say it to like Rachel or maybe my parents or you or something.
Cause it feels,
that's a weird thing to say and weird thing to like,
but you can,
you can feel it.
But like I said,
yeah,
like six for six, you know, doing this this and so i kind of saw this happening and um i just
kind of gave him a head nod i was like what's up and they're like dude is this you and then they
show me like the gene torts profile picture and uh i was like that is that's me and my buddy brad
that's brad um that skinny guy there is brad he drinks zero calorie tea i'm the one with the hair on the
left the hair i got hair but uh they were like oh okay cool my mom loves you guys i was like oh
okay my mom loves you gentlemen i would have loved it more if the like 16 year old liked us but i'll
take i'll take moms i'll take the mom it is fun to like hear the different people and what they
love yeah there's a family one time that was like our whole like our teenagers love your stuff and I'm like okay
just the teenager yeah whole family doesn't watch it you know yeah whatever that's awesome though
see it was fun it was a fun like series of events went straight from like you know
my girlfriend Gladys like hey why don't you let me talk to the high school boys you're you're
you're scaring them to then they they recognized me so it was fun good time at andy's that's great uh i accidentally
flushed my toilet paper holder down the toilet the other day oh what do you mean the holder like
the little the cylinder that normally is in spring so just just testing the torque of the toilet no
no no eight pool balls a little little TMI, but whatever.
Not really.
But I had gotten done.
Okay.
The paper was out.
And so I flushed.
And I am very proud of how good of a husband I am in the sense of I always change out the
toilet paper roll if it's empty.
I don't know if you should be like.
I'm proud of that.
Proud of that.
I think that's just how it should be.
No, no, no.
Just wait.
There's people.
I'm very proud of myself.
I close the garage door when I get home.
Like you take out the trash, you know, like stuff like that.
I'm just like, take out the trash is good.
Like always unload the dishwasher immediately.
That's good.
OK, so if you're out there, take a picture of your toilet paper roll empty.
That's still on the toilet paper.
Got it.
The cardboard, because I think it's more common.
Maybe it's not.
Maybe it's just i feel
like for a while like in our marriage like it would go like a day or something it's like why
haven't we just just just switch it out real quick it doesn't take that long yeah if for some reason
i kept my toilet paper in the basement i'm like this is a hassle but i keep it it's right there
18 inches from where it goes it's one of those it's one of those small things it's like it's
an adulthood win kind of thing of like i'm gonna do this right away switch that immediately like literally immediately like because we know that like a
pit crew what'd you say like a nascar pit crew yeah exactly like i mean like literally we know
how strong my toilets flush is dude yes the the hallway one yeah and so i flushed it and then i
immediately go to grab the toilet paper kind of,
you know,
have it kind of has a spring.
So it's like,
Oh,
totally.
And I,
I pushed it in to get it out and then it kind of angled it out and then it
just like flipped up and it just,
before I could even react at all,
it went into the toilet and just ride into,
you know,
who knows?
Yeah.
Um,
and so what a random thing to have to replace yes dude
that's annoying and what a random thing to have to get some guy to come to your house and like
yeah make sure it's not gonna clog up anything for 175 dollars oh i like katherine's like we
can't use that thing until we get it fixed and of course i'm like let's risk it let's just see
like yeah and she's the more responsible one i i changed
the paper towel or toilet paper holder but she's the one that says we should probably call somebody
so i think i legitimately would have been like okay let's just not poop in this toilet for like
a week or two you know and like let it kind of you know go through some flushes but not put it
through any trials right and then like i'm sure that'll be fine i googled it a few times and like
everything that i saw people were using like pretty serious like industrial tools to work on it and i was like i'm
not gonna mess with that i'm just gonna call somebody so well no you're not the first person
to do it yeah well usually it was like like all the videos i saw were like yeah my kid
dropped his dinosaur down the toilet yeah you know our kids were playing and they they were
yeah they threw stuff down there you didn't't see any Reddit threads about my adult husband.
Who thinks he's really proud of himself for doing this.
The spring loaded toilet paper holder just flushed it.
I mean, the whole thing probably took two seconds.
Oh, it sounds so swift.
Yeah.
And I think I just, yeah, right away I just go, oh no.
Oh no.
Yeah, it just vanishes.
You're like, well, I mean, there's no getting that back. Of course, that's not a fun thing for Catherine to hear. Like what happened in just vanishes you're like well i mean there's no getting that of course
that's not a fun thing for catherine to hear like what happened in the bathroom that you're like
i'm fine it's the toilet paper roll spring anyway spring roll i should have said spring roll um
i in a similar uh vein to this story something happened to me me. Rachel and I, on our way back from Iowa, we stop at a
quick trip
and
I...
Sure.
And I go into the quick trip.
I go to throw something away in the
trash can as I'm about to go to the door and I see
oh, below the trash
can is one of those
things where you can like uh clean your
windshield off with those like usually blue liquid little just like squeaky things yeah
and i was like oh fun random spot for that to be like under a trash can i think they're normally
like yeah you know breastplate high or so next to a gas tank or something this is like gas station
side door whatever i was like you know what could use it been hitting some bugs on the way back from iowa okay okay so i take it out of the thing and then like it probably wasn't a good
sign there were like a few like june bugs attached to it yeah it's just summertime i'm sorry just
kind of scrape them off and there's something else kind of on like the squeegee but i use another
squeegee to scrape that i'm like all right i'm sure it's clean. All right. Good. No, whatever. And I like where this is going.
I go over to start, you know, I start like really releasing the fluid out of the windshield
and just instantly it starts smelling so bad.
It starts smelling really, really bad.
Like what?
What's it smelling like?
Let's just say in my podcast notes, I wrote down two words.
Poop juice.
Oh, really?
I am.
I am decently confident that someone took a dump in this bottom, bottom trough of this trash can where the, like the windshield, you know, cleaner fluid goes.
Oh, because I didn't even tell Rachel that.
And then she made the comment later.
She was like, same car.
She's like, it smells bad.
I was like, yeah, it's my freaking windshield my freaking windshield I you know cleaned it with poop earlier so did
you go around to like the the stalls of the gas station and like get some real good good juice and
you know for some reason I didn't cross my mind I was like well I mean I can see better yeah so I
mean it was fluid as fluid I mean you're in sterile. I bet poop juice is too.
Yeah, I was kind of like, dang, that is a bummer.
Okay, so clarifying real quick.
Do you think that that squeegee, though, was in the right spot?
Or was it just a throwaway squeegee and it was just a bunch of trash all over?
No, I think it was in the right spot.
I mean, it looked like a holster for it.
I saw another trash can that looked like that.
It looked like everything was right.
Just somebody pretty nimble got down low, but it seemed possible. impossible i'm gonna take a chance here and ask you a question what state were you in when this happened i was in bethany missouri
dang good good work would have never happened in bethany kansas good work that's funny um our boy geo rainbolt he posted
about missouri and kansas did you see that no i don't i've seen you saw it did you see that
thank you for thinking that i i'm that connected to things he posted like oh dude it's a fascinating
video which is like five tips to know where you're at in geoguessr and a lot of them were like i mean
such crazy stuff he's like okay if you're in kyrgyzstan uh they use two different drivers for the google streetcar one of them was shorter than
the other so you could see in his rear view mirror or his side view mirror like it's pointed more at
the tire so that driver drove in southern kyrgyzstan so you know you're in this it was
like crazy so he's like memorized the look of the like the profiles of each driver i mean it's like
almost any like bit of information in that image.
He has like a system where it's crazy.
Like, you know, this driver grew a beard about three weeks into driving for Google.
And so he's like on the East side of India.
You can see the reflection or you can see the shadow of his beard.
It's basically like that.
He was like, there's a country, some African country.
They have a, uh, or there's a few countries that are like more dangerous.
A lot of them in Africa, but they have a a car like a security guard car
following Google Street View.
So sometimes that's a giveaway.
OK, you're probably in one of these countries.
OK, basically, like in this specific country,
they didn't know where they're going.
So the security guard has a map,
has a map laid out on the dashboard that you can see.
It's nice to give it anyway.
Aside from these like crazy tips, one of them was just on how to know
if you're Missouri versus Kansas.
And it was like the.
That'd be a funny thing to speak.
All right.
So a lot of people get confused.
A lot of people say front license plates.
No, it's not that.
Look at the poop juice in the gas station.
Nobody was like Kansas has one like sunflower
and all the like blue like highway signs.
Sure.
Missouri has like three flowers coming up. Yes. So honestly honestly that was not very impressive at all compared to the other four
things i was like hey missouri kansas got a shout out that's yeah yeah all the other things were
amazing wow well yeah i'm sure that in the u.s they have so many different drivers that drive
for them right like thousands yeah you're not gonna get much info from that yeah honestly
anywhere in north america is so hard it's so hard to know if even if you find out you're in canada
it's like this could be anywhere in canada you find out you're in the
united states this looks like every suburb you know you're just guessing dude i was thinking
about canada the other day and it's like good for you you know montana minnesota they just seem so
high up there so cold and then you realize there's a whole country of people that live even farther
north than them.
I was just talking to Rachel's grandma this weekend because when I met her, she just had knee surgery.
So I kind of like my idea of her was kind of like immobile.
But then I saw she was up walking around at church.
She looked good.
You know, I was like, oh, I have a wrong idea of her in my head, I guess.
And I learned she's like, yeah, I was out of town last weekend.
I was fishing in northern canada northern canada
i was like she's like yeah it was a 12 and a half hour drive and then a 45 minute flight
you can't even get there like by roads oh you should have flew first though right no flew second
12 and a half hours to northern canada something like that no northern yeah i feel like canada's
huge oh you think be longer yeah who knows maybe bonnie drives pretty fast i don't know yeah but either way i was like yeah you just never hear of anyone going to northern canada much
less someone who's like 80 years old good for that was amazing yeah obviously by canada too
recently because like i i i think my my stupid brain thinks that like uh the country or like
the the weather resets when you go to a new country so it's like reset like so southern
canada is warm yeah yeah
like like like canada right now it like there's parts of canada that are like in my head 150 you
know really really hot like yeah super hot but i think everywhere in canada is really cold because
it's all north of the northern parts of the united states totally so just things i think about i'm
trying to see how far the drive really is from like northern canada's huge right sorry we could not calculate directions okay maybe i went a little
too far north may not be civilization would you look up i just like clicked a random like area
in northern canada so cannot calculate driving directions well google maps if you can't calculate
driving directions who who can?
Calculate it to the border and then calculate from the border up.
Oh, dude, it's so far.
You're right.
It's so far.
It's got to be 12 hours to the board.
Like Josh Madison lives in Montana and it's like a 20 some hour drive from Kansas City to Montana.
Yeah, this looks like anywhere between seven and nine hours, you know, to get to Canada.
Honestly, I may have zoned out a bit
during our conversation i don't know i was on about three hours of sleep when i first saw her
i'm gonna miss some things or like i said we don't know how fast she drives you get older and you
know the time is precious you don't have time for the speed and you know that if you get pulled over
like they're not what are they gonna take it like yeah give me a ticket i dare you um okay i'm out of the inheritance i have a few more
just ideas just ideas just ideas that i want some feedback could be from you could be from
the ghosties go nuts um one of the patreon idea uh it's a very simple thing that like
a very easy content idea um would anybody be interested out there that has kids? Uh, if I recorded myself reading a book every night to bow and I posted it on there.
So it's like a, it's like a Brad reads a book and you can, you can play it, uh, when you're
driving.
Cause, cause Hattie right now, the idea is that Hattie is really into just like, like
they have like podcasts out there that are like very amateur.
Like it feels like sometimes they're done by 18,
15 year old girls.
Really?
They're like,
I'm going to read Amelia Bedelia goes to school.
And it's like this really bad microphone.
And like,
but she loves it.
Like she just loves listening to books as we drive.
And so I was like,
maybe somebody out there would enjoy it.
You know,
it'd just be like this raw thing.
And every once in a while you hear Bo,
you know,
chiming in sharp.
That's kind of fun.
Might as well. Right. For other parents, other kids, who knows knows i don't think i would do it as a video just to protect my children i guess a little bit i don't
know but anyway uh that's one idea and then the other idea maybe we should flesh out a little bit
more before we talk about i kind of mentioned it to you earlier uh but it's just an idea just an
idea just an idea um but i think it'd be fun to do a very
small, like live show tour of some sort, uh, where we would record, we would choose a few cities
around the United States. And I don't know, I don't know how exactly the timetable would work.
I don't know if we would do one every month or if we just choose, like, we're going to do four
weeks in a row of traveling or whatever. And we just go to a few different concentrated cities and we sell tickets to these live shows
and record a podcast in front of people.
It's fun.
Fun idea.
Kind of recreating what we've done in Kansas City twice, but in a different city.
But just outside.
Yeah.
Like going to them, you know.
Do a Chicago, do a Middle East, do a South.
Yep.
Do a Utah.
Northern Canada.
Northern Canada.
So it's not that far to drive.
Yeah. those are ideas
I'm an idea. Mm-hmm. I was driving
With Rachel's dad this weekend and you know, I'm just as I have so many questions doing him like just I think Tim was in
The back just need to ask a question or just just hanging out it was in the back to the back
So that yeah, it's like I took Rachel's parents out to dinner
And turned off my location for
rachel uh and we're talking no i remember sorry just i remember emailing my father-in-law when
he was my girlfriend's dad at the time and being like hey do you mind if i just spend some time
with you and just talk this weekend when i'm in town he's like yes would love that and then
i remember katherine like was going out on an errand and he's like you Gary is his name Gary the guy in the conservative dad video yeah he's like oh you guys leaving on a little errand and
Catherine's like yeah we are and he looked at me he goes you going too I go nope and he goes okay
so anyway go ahead I would have been like well I wasn't intimidated until now
until you nodded I was I was pumped I was I was like, we're on the same page here.
Yeah, no, that does fire me up.
That's awesome.
But we were driving, you know,
I just have all these questions about farming and corn.
Because it is interesting.
I just don't know anything about it.
And, you know, Mike, I haven't explained, like,
different things to me.
Why would they do this here and not here?
You learn about Milo?
Don't know about Milo.
Oh, okay.
Maybe that's a Kansas thing.
Go ahead.
But, you know, there's all you can see. It's just like either beans or corn everywhere. And then there'd be, every now and then, there'd be fields that don't have about milo okay maybe that's a kansas thing go ahead but you know there's all you can
see is just like either beans or corn everywhere and then there'd be every now and then there'd be
fields they don't have anything in them they just look just lame kind of just grass and so i was
like so why aren't they farming this and he said oh that's called that's like a crp uh area okay
it's like con conserve reservation property conservation conservation reserve property, something like that.
So basically, the government has kind of a program where it's like, we don't want to farm everything.
It's a little bit better for the wildlife or for the water, for irrigation, for a number of things. If you leave some areas unfarmed.
So the government will pay you exactly what you would have earned if that was corn or if that was beans to just do nothing.
My idea, let's just buy a,
just be CRP farmers. That's all we do. We don't have to know anything about farming. We just
convince the government like, yeah, I'm really wanting to, but if the price is right, I won't.
So they're like, they're not government owned. They're just, no government subsidizes or
government pays you out. Yeah. To not farm. So that's my idea and steve loves it he's like that that's a good
idea just be solely a crp farmer yeah i wonder how yeah how you can like convince the government or
not because like that's a risk that you're taking every time i mean you're gonna have two acres at
the end of this podcast well that's what yeah you do now you're starting to get nervous now some of
the tattoo people 30 minutes ago like i don't know now the government's gonna have their hand in this
so yeah i want to be a CRP farmer when I grow up.
Oh, interesting.
Seems so easy.
I haven't heard of that.
I've been to, there's a tall grass reserve,
tall grass prairie reserve.
Tall grass, right off the fast road?
In Kansas, yeah.
And it's awesome.
Like, it's just like this, this nature,
like it's not a national park, but it's similar.
Is it Native American?
No, I don't think so. It's just, I mean, it's not a national park but it's similar is it native american no oh i don't think so it's
just i mean it's just owned by i mean it's kansas is native american in history so it's like on the
prairie which is kansas kansas i mean if you're talking america what isn't native american really
ah deep brother thank you melting pot woke parent here that's cool though okay i like it crp crp farmer he's like some people call it
cpr which doesn't make any sense forget nfts we're going crp yeah so there's my idea of the week
great what any of those ideas let us know what you guys think yeah they're all kind of similar
stuff uh this has been a thing for a few weeks now and i keep reading to say anything about it
um trey and i are going back
out on the road uh kind of a working on material little not even really tour but just working on
material just comedy club dates trey came up with the name help me help you it's like oh that's kind
of a fun name you know because i think you still need to brand it a little bit it's like yeah help
us kind of figure out what works and what doesn't and so um i think they're all on trey's website
but just to get you guys excited, Virginia Beach.
Wet those beaks.
Huntsville, Alabama, Orlando, TBD.
I don't know where that is.
Is that in the CP CRP CRP?
So that's probably like Nebraska.
Uh huh.
That's in Nebraska.
And then Corpus Christi.
That's fun.
Oh, go hooks.
And then Des Moines.
Oh, yeah.
The entire I mean, Coop extended family will be at the Des Moines. Oh, yeah. The entire I mean,
Coop extended family
will be at the Des Moines.
Just rowdy.
Yeah.
So if you have any
one of those areas,
we will soon.
I feel like I mean,
probably should be
those because it's usually
a smaller venue, right?
That's true.
But we also do like
four shows in a weekend.
You do.
Yeah.
OK, so yeah, still guys
by still, still, still,
still, still, still, still. That's fun. So fun so yeah it's fun great it also reminds me i need to work on stand-up material i need to
figure out what to say for all that is coming up it's funny okay that's all my i have one more note
cool uh it's not that exciting but um long story short i sold a table the other day got a table
sale from a woman who
just moved back from california to kansas city uh they have season tickets to the chiefs but they
are about to have a grandbaby that's this is our crp we will take them for them pretty much pretty
much she's like she's like so reserve she's like uh yeah we'll be in california a lot because this
grandbaby and uh we don't really like you know the cold anyway so like any game in december we'll give you your tickets what what do you think i was
really excited before i said december i know i i at first i was like yeah i'll take those and then
i was like then again it's really fun to watch from your own couch in the warmth and you have
been out in the cold games so give me me some feedback. I would probably not.
I mean, you can get lucky.
Like if you know a week ahead of time, like it's really supposed to be warm this Sunday.
Yeah.
It's like, yeah, I'll go.
Yeah.
But just to right now, like, yeah, I'll take them.
Yeah.
Then it comes around and they're like, yeah, it's gonna be 10 degrees.
You know, you're like, why did I say yes to these tickets?
It is gonna be so cold.
Totally.
Okay.
That's that's all I have.
I would go to September, October football or playoff football in like January.
Dude, shout out Andrew Schutte.
Ghosty works for the Chiefs and said, he messaged us one time.
He's like, I want to give you for Christmas one free Chiefs game.
Yeah.
Any Chiefs game you want.
So we get to go with him.
I don't know if he's going to be with us or not.
Oh, I guess I was.
Yeah.
I didn't have that in my head.
I didn't know if he just had
to work during the games but oh that's true too but yeah we chose a monday night football game i
think gosh that's fun it's gonna be so fun so football's gonna be football's the best football's
gonna be fun like thinking about football guys football's fun sir uh i have one last thing to
say and then we'll we'll wrap this up But I wanted to go to the driving range yesterday.
And so I went to one course and I go in the pro shop and they say,
ah, driving range is closed today.
So I was like, OK, no worries.
So I drive to another course and they say driving range is closed today.
Unfortunately, I don't know what's going on.
And the guy goes, well, but I mean, we got T-Times available.
You might as well play nine so it's like
hey oh sure good okay all right so good idea and so i was like all right i'll do that so i was
playing by myself i go to the first hole and then there's a another solo in front of me and so i
let him tee off and he looks behind me he's like you uh you by yourself i was like yeah and i don't
remember exactly what he said but they were like weirdly similar where i feel like he said like
might as well play with me.
And I was like, OK.
So then I felt this pressure.
I didn't even have a choice.
I guess I'm playing with this random guy now,
which is never the first few shots.
It's always like, ah, is this how I normally do it?
I know this guy's watching me.
Why wouldn't he just let you play by yourself
and he just go right after you?
Or he was already going.
I don't know why he didn't want to go before me.
OK, just a social guy, I guess.
I don't know. Anyway, it's like like i guess i'm playing with this guy now and so um we've hit
a few shots we're now on the green and i swear so now he's putting um left-handed and i'm like i
swear he hit his first two shots yeah right hand like i'm just so sure of it and um as we're kind
of talking i'm like you know what i'm just gonna ask whatever
uh and then also in addition to us like as we're communicating i'm like this guy's i don't know
if it's an accent he might have like a speech impediment or something i can't quite tell
interesting what's going on with his voice and then i see him putting left-handed and i was just
like sorry i gotta ask are you putting opposite of how you hit and he's just like yeah kind of
weird but that's just that's just how it is or something like that.
And so after he does that, between that and the voice,
I have now convinced myself that this man is a stroke victim.
Like, ah, I got to figure it out.
Kind of serves a speech.
There's something about his body goes limp on a certain side,
but he's naturally left handed.
He can still put that way, whatever.
I built up this entire eight part docuseries on this man.
Right.
Next hole with the tee box.
And he's like where you from
and i'm telling him uh you know strafford missouri yada yada go indians i was like where
are you from and he goes england and i was like oh that explains it okay so you're not a stroke
victim i'm just i'm just very uncultured and we are we are the most american like i'm like
do you know that like everything north of America is Canada and you're like oh that
funny accent stroke victim is actually just a British guy I feel like I should own up to that
and be like I'm such an idiot and was it obvious after he said that not even a ton because it
wasn't like he was like oh yes I'm from London you know it wasn't like a super like clear English
accent or whatever it was just like because I asked I was like what brought you to the states
and he said he ran track at college at OU and he was like probably in his upper fifties.
So he like, it's like grew up speaking his English accent and then spent 30 years in the South.
Right. So I think it was kind of a hybrid of like, interesting. His R's were soft at times,
but like, it wasn't clearly English, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And who knows what part of
England he's from? Because they have different accents depending on where you are there.
Totally. And he could have told me and I wouldn't know so it doesn't even matter but it
was fun it was nice talking to him his name was steve and he was a decathlete for ou it's like
dude you must have you got to be one of the more athletic people yeah you know that's running
collegiate track probably so yeah it was really fun talking to him uh but yeah i felt bad and
obviously i didn't tell him i was like oh okay sorry i thought you thought you had a stroke
oh well good for you i was thinking you deserved you know some sort of medal of honor
sort of like just yeah participation trophy for finishing these nine holes you know that's great
uh so yeah it's just funny where your mind goes and just like yeah i fully was like yeah look at
me you know all the criminal minds i watch in high school is paying off and putting the pieces
together this guy's had a stroke.
Just English.
Nope.
Yeah, just a British guy.
Just English.
Should we do some reviews for the week?
Yes, please.
Yes.
I'll go first if you'd like me to.
Hey, go ahead.
Go first here.
My review says, best thing since The Office.
It's The Office themed podcast today.
Five stars by Every Monday Morning with J&B.
That's a fun username.
Seems a little copyright stricken.
OMG.
I love this podcast.
Jake and Brad, you guys are amazing.
I found ghost runners through correct opinions and instantly became obsessed.
I love the fast witty humor.
I'm going to go faster when I read that next.
I love the fast witty humor.
Good.
Inside jokes.
The office references.
And best of all, it's totally clean.
Justin, I'm going to not say a cuss word, but it's going to seem like I'm going to say a cuss word right now and we're going to edit it.
Okay.
And best of all, it's totally clean.
F*** you.
Okay.
That's going to be, the bleep is just funny every time.
One more time.
And best of all, it's totally clean.
That's bull****.
What did you say, guys?
Who knows?
OK, I would 100 percent recommend this podcast for everyone on the face of the earth.
Justin, please keep being awesome on your feet.
Rose.
Yes, that's what I legit go by.
Great name, Rosie.
Thank you so much for your five star review and for loving the office references. Hope you enjoyed this podcast episode. Thanks, Rose. Yes, that's what I legit go by. Great name, Rosie. Thank you so much for your five-star review and for
loving the office references. Hope you enjoyed this podcast
episode. Thanks, Rose.
Yep. My review of the week
comes from Quincy Young.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one. I've listened to this podcast
for the last three years, and after watching
Jake's Sheltered Kids special,
I felt like it was finally time for me to leave my review.
Many people have said this before, but
Jake and Brad feel like my friends. I was drawn to this podcast because of their humor, their friendship, and their stories, all of finally time for me to leave my review. Many people have said this before, but Jake and Brad feel like my friends.
I was drawn to this podcast because of their humor, their friendship, and their stories,
all of which unexpectedly inspired me to embrace and love life more.
Great.
Yeah.
Thanks, Quince.
I can't even begin to tell you what a blessing it is.
My husband and I both listen to the podcast and Brad's growing family, Jake and Rachel,
and the mediocre life updates are common topics of conversation each Monday.
We were obsessed with jean shorts and send the videos to our family.
That's so fun to think about.
They know who we're talking about now when we bring up Brad and Jake. Congrats on being
first there, bro. We were
medical. You know, we're able to see Jake on tour in
Salt Lake City. And I remember being so proud of Jake
knowing how far he's come the last few years. Listen to his
podcast. Now, after watching the special,
I feel the same way again. I'm just
their proud friend. They don't know both
Jake and Brad inspire me, and I'm glad they let us share
in a little bit of their lives each week.
Good review, Quincy.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Good review.
Good review.
That is a good review.
That is a good review.
That is a good review.
Review on MSNBC.
Yes.
AOC refugees.
That was a great video.
I hope you guys love that video because it was
so fun to do. Derek asked me today. He's like,
what's the next Gene Schwartz video you want to get out? And I said
Sheltered Kid gets married. Oh, yeah. You guys
are in for a treat. Actually, you guys have already been in for a
treat. Brad and I haven't been treated yet, but
it came out Thursday. So go watch it.
Brad, would you like to end this episode
with a jingle? You know I would, brother.
Okay, let's play it. You're at Bailey Doan
is getting after it.
Oh, hey!
Oh! Hey!
Oh! Hey!
Oh! Hey!
Oh!
Hey! Oh!
Hey!
Oh! Hey! Oh! Hey! Oh! Hey!
Oh!
Jake and Bob!
I started so high.
I can't spot!
Having the time of their lives.
Ooh, see that girl.
Watch that team.
Rachel's the steady queen.
Great song
Sunday night is quite the show
That is quite the show
Volleyball beach's the place to go
Somebody come this Sunday
Where the 4v4's vibin'
And now the game is on They've got LukeHogan.com Somebody come this Sunday. What's the look in Jake's eye Oh I think it's pride
He's psyched there's there a couple
Look at her surf so supple
Rachel's the setting queen
Watch her be too good for wreck leave
Fun
Setting queen Too good for Raggedy. Fun.
Setting queen.
Feel the breeze from Isaac's swing. Oh, yeah.
She can fall.
I can spike.
Having the time of their lives.
Ooh, see that girl.
Watch that team.
Rachel's the setting queen.
This is fun.
This is fun.
She is, though.
You guys should see it.
Jake.
Oh.
Jake.
Hmm.
Jake's crushing the barrel.
Thank you.
Isaac cheers with the bow and arrow.
Yes, he does.
Scott's hyped up courtside.
Filming it too.
Watch it on Patreon.
This is the team to be on
Rachel's the setting queen
Watch her be too good for ugly
Setting queen
Feel the breeze from Isaac's swing
Oh yeah She can move The breeze from magic's sweet, oh yeah
Shaking bones, I can spy
Carrying the time of their lives, ooh
See that girl, watch that team
Rachel's the setting queen Rachel's the setting queen Brad, good job.
Hey, thanks for the pure leaf, man.
That helped.
That was really fun.
That was well written as always.
Yes.
You're at Bailey.
Don't thank you for writing that.
Rachel's got to love it.
Rachel's whole family is going to love it.
Brad, that was a fun one. That was that was one of the better ones thank you that was a good course um so great work also i i think i i kind of ad lib there i was like this
sunday night cup but don't come i won't be that rachel and i will both not be there this sunday
so don't come don't pull a logan walters yeah once a week i try to lead it goes to you yeah
be a great fan and then we don't come no
one has come like the previous seven weeks randomly but just like i don't want you to
come the one week where i'm gone um where are you gonna yeah yeah you're gonna be gone this
upcoming week you used it that right i was like i was like are you actually like
yeah it's a little tricky yeah but this upcoming sunday. I will not be there. But great episode, Brad.
Thank you.
You too.
Thanks.
I was curious if you wanted to announce something.
Do you want to wait on that?
Have I not said that on this podcast?
Maybe you have.
Oh, I think I definitely have.
Okay.
Have I?
Should we just leave him wondering?
What has he announced?
Mood swings golf? Maybe we did. I think i've talked about it so i think yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah thank you for like propping me up though to announce it yeah i bet it'll come out this week
that's what i was thinking so that's why i thought yeah no thank you yeah um first two videos right
because i think i i complimented the name you're like that was my my idea oh yeah thank you i
talked about the old man yelling at us.
Scott couldn't believe it.
Scott, we miss you.
Scott's not going to be here for next week either.
Had to lay him off due to things in his past as well as ours.
We kind of all got canceled at the same time.
So let's just say there's a reason he went on his mission.
It's more or less an escape from the United States justice.
There's a reason he was gone from America for two years.
Edward Snowden sitch.
Thank you guys.
You guys are the best fans in the world.
Seriously, though, join the Facebook group.
Go enjoy everything that's posted there on a daily basis. We really do have new merch, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Go check that out.
Yeah.
Like in new items as well.
I have like some fun items.
Airpod cases, which are just that's fun to think
i i made some ghost runners swimming trunks and in the description for them i said the crazy thing
is that somebody's actually gonna buy these like somebody will have uh ghost runners swimming
trunks uh a notebook that says things i wish i could say to jake and brad while listening to
the ghost runners podcast oh because so many people are always like i wish i could say to Jake and Brad while listening to the ghostwriters podcast. Oh, because so many people are always like
I wish I could I would I was listening you guys you guys were so wrong about northern Canada being 12 hours away
And I just want to yell you you know write it down. Tell us later
Anyway, that's all sorts of different things a few new t-shirts. I'm gonna design a few more actually Josh Brumfield once again
Shout out to him. He had a good idea for one
That I'll post up there
sometime soon
so Brad tell me about it
it's good
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Bo
you better be potty trained brother
take those pants off
have a good week you guys
you too
see you later.