Ghostrunners - 177 - Peeing Sitting Down
Episode Date: September 26, 2022Scott is back and is giggling for 90% of this episode. Also Rachel joins at the end to talk about the weirdest quirks that we all do. Jake is a stupid Virgo who asks stupid questions. Get a personaliz...ed video from us on Cameo: https://v.cameo.com/e/fvERn6rrysb Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We are back with another podcast episode for you guys today.
And if you're on YouTube right now, things look a little bit different.
A little different.
Not just because Brad is rubbing his back on a lawn chair like he's a bear scratching
himself against a tree, but because we are in a new place.
Pretty cool.
Full circle moment.
Well, Brad is really not.
How long do you think I can do this for?
It's like that lady walking down the street earlier. A year ago today, I met Rachel Koop for the first time.
And exactly a year later, we just closed on a house.
And this is where we are recording today.
Very cool that it happened.
We're here in the master bedroom.
Brett's scratching and oscillating away.
Full circle.
We'll also remember a year from now, we'll say this was the day a year ago in the master bedroom, Brett scratching and oscillating away. Um, full circle.
We'll also remember a year from now,
we'll say this was the day a year ago when Scott,
uh,
lost his absolute mind at a cicada being near him.
How would you describe what you saw 15 minutes ago?
Let's let's,
let's do suspense with the theme music and then come back into the story. Ooh.
When do you think the theme song should start?
Do the,
do the line again about the suspense,
or the lost his mind, and then we'll play the music.
Scott lost his mind from a cicada.
From a cicada?
Uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight beat
means that it's going down
with some random thoughts and white meat too.
Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat.
So come along, let's have some fun
and go ahead, get on your feet
because it's the Ghost Ruff's Podcast.
And we're back.
We're back, baby.
Yeah, so we made the walk over.
Yes.
Quick trivia question for you guys.
From driveway to driveway, how many steps is it from the new house?
I did not pay attention, so.
To Brad's house.
I walked it off earlier today.
From driveway to driveway or door to door?
Driveway to driveway.
How close are we?
Front of the driveway?
Yeah, please clarify some things. It's the quickest point from driveway to driveway how close are we front of the driveway yeah please clarify some
things it's from it's the quickest point from driveway to driveway so it's like my corner to
your corner tip um i think that's how magellan measured most of his conquest i'm a size 12 and a
half 68 feet okay these are in size 10. Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Shoes, 5'10". 77.
77.
77.
Yeah.
Okay, Scott.
132.
132.
Brad Ellis, you are a smart man.
132.
My gosh.
You act like a...
Even with Brad Ellis short strides?
Yeah.
Crackdance was 83.
Okay.
We are so close.
We are so close, brother close 83 steps away from driveway
to driveway that's amazing it is so cool it's really starting to set in and yeah we're here
we just closed on the house this afternoon now we're here i thought it'd be fun to just go i
haven't been home all day left had a full work day tuesdays are the craziest days went straight
to closing straight to this house brad's house for supper and then now we're back here scott gets to
join uh for the first time in a few weeks.
And it's so fun.
We're so close.
You guys just closed today?
Yeah, yeah, I closed this afternoon.
For some reason I thought you closed
like a couple of weeks ago.
That's wow. No, just got the key
like a few hours ago.
That is a freaking full circle, baby.
Yeah, no, it's really cool.
Yeah, exactly a year later, the day I met Rachel,
we're closed on the house.
Which I need to address something really quick.
We got some comment, which sometimes I feel feel weird like publicly addressing one single comment but
sometimes if like if one person commented it there's probably a lot more people who didn't
but we're thinking it someone was like so wait jake bought this house and him and rachel are
going to live in it before they're married i'm disappointed oh really so i commented and i said first of all thank you for being happy
for us uh second of all at this exact time stamp i said i will not be living there uh until we're
married oh you brought the receipts well i figured i might as well i mean if the receipts are there
yeah i might as well show them and make it easy for them like look i are it's been said it's in
the um in the scriptures basically so just want to re, I guess, go over that.
Yeah, Rachel's going to live here for the time being.
And then when the time comes, when the bells start ringing, this will be our house.
We go full circle.
Yeah.
Again.
It's like an infinity.
What is that movie?
Oh, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
It's a circle.
It has no points.
It has no ends.
It is a circle. Your love is like a circle. I think I saw that movie once like junior year of high school, but it really sat with me. I quote that specific line more often than you'd think. Do you remember any scenarios? It's a circle. Is there any time you're talking about a circle? Any time a circle shape comes up. Like if we're doing shapes with palmer like it's like a circle and we're like it's a triangle that's a rectangle and this is a circle
uh but yeah anyway um figured i would just address that and yeah that's fair it's all
there's a plan in place and uh full steam ahead it's going well. So this is Rachel's house for now. And it kind of sucks.
I don't get to live here yet.
I know, right?
She gets to be your and Catherine's neighbor.
Maybe you can expedite the plan a little bit.
Let me just say this.
It's a circle.
It's a circle.
You could put a circle on her finger.
Here's, well, I don't know what,
how much to say publicly.
No, no, it's good.
Rachel, no, I don't, no, I don't need to say how much to say publicly. Rachel.
No, I don't know.
I don't need to say anything more.
No, it's fine.
Everything's going according to plan.
It's great.
We're all good.
No, it really is.
It's yeah.
It's great.
We had fun.
We had fun at dinner tonight.
And yeah, Rachel and Catherine were like jokingly like trying to figure out what parts of each
other's houses they could see so that Rachel could like put a sign out the window to communicate
with Catherine.
Rachel's already joked about getting nitro in the house, you know? So just,
yeah, the great times, but yeah, as we were walking over here, so you, you went and picked up food for us tonight. Thank you for dinner, by the way. Um, I have supplied you two meals today.
Scott supplied you a drink really a little sweeter than he wanted. Do you need Catherine?
We could provide for you and you provide for your family. I you need Catherine? We could provide for you
and you provide for your family.
I do need Catherine.
I think I do.
Who's going to do his laundry?
Yeah, really though.
Who's going to undo his socks
when they're inside out?
Dude, I folded clothes last night for us
while watching Monday Night Football.
Thank you very much.
Every single one of her shirts
was inside out.
Oh, well, the washer and dryer can do that.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They can't do it to socks, but they can do it to shirts? Seems tougher.
You think the washer and dryer
makes them inside
out? Oh, for sure. I put
in right side out
shirts all the time
and they come out inside out. Yeah.
Really? But a sock?
No. I think that's way harder.
Lundies? What are we talking? Boxes, briefies, whiteys. Foxy briefies. real but a sock no i think that's way harder no that is that one these
what are we talking boxies briefies whiteys boxy briefies i've i've i told you i've been
thinking about switching to just briefs no boxy briefs oh that's what yeah you should
i know a lot of people give me grief for you and boxer guy yeah oh yeah no no yeah too much
movement right now i will say i'm wearing bird
dog whatever this is not exciting whatever let's get to that i really enjoy the bird dog shorts
they're built-in liners and it's not like tight spandex it's like loose spandex yeah that's what
i've been wearing for years brother no you're wearing like compression shorts no i'm not
really they're loose spandex yeah it's comfy yeah brother yeah it's not a paid sponsor but
check out bird dogs okay
anyway we were going over here we were walking over here our 83 steps was it yeah um rachel
catherine or rachel scott and i were walking over here after dinner um and jake was driving
because you had picked up dinner um and i noticed this like bug on our doorstep and i was like
what is that so i kind of kicked it so you you brought it over. So my house is fine.
My house doesn't have bugs.
You're fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I transported this thing to your house.
I kicked it.
Please.
My podcast,
you're giving away the ending.
Um,
I kicked it and it was cicada and it was upside down,
went right side up.
Just like a washer dryer can do to close apparently.
Yeah.
That's easy.
And it,
it started flying and it flew into our house. And Scott made some kind of hilarious noise.
He was just like, shoot.
Whoa.
And then Catherine just goes, fricker.
Literally, those are the words.
We're not like cleaning it up for anybody.
This is just how great and just innocent we are.
This is how we swear.
But they were both pretty spooked by it.
It hit my hand.
It hit your hand. It hit my hand. Scott was convinced that he had smacked it back out into the wilderness and katherine was katherine was
like i think it might still be in our house i in my head thought yeah it's in our house i thought
it was still in the house but i was like i don't want to mess with this too much so we went we left
uh i was like katherine's probably gonna find this later, but it'll be fine. We're walking back 83 steps and I, you know, we're, we're in your house.
Everything's going great.
Scott's taking a look around.
Hasn't been here yet.
And yeah, just all of a sudden, Scott, you know, take it away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What happened?
Did a full tour of the house.
I think we even started setting up a little bit in the, in here, walk back out in the kitchen main area.
And I went to grab my phone out of my right pocket and I brushed
something on the crotch of my pants.
Yeah.
And homeboys,
the Kata was just hanging out on my pants for the last 15 minutes.
I'm trying to remember what word Scott use.
I don't remember.
I think I said,
she is.
Maybe you did.
Yeah. She is. Oh, sheiz. Maybe you did. Yeah.
Shiz.
Oh, shiz.
Shiz, dude.
Yeah.
Shiz, bruh.
And I swiped him off of my jeans and then he was going berserk in the house.
I mean, he was berserk.
Was he?
Was he berserking?
He was berserking.
It's how a cicada acts.
They buzz around.
They're thick little boys.
Yeah.
And by now, now i mean this just
happened 20 minutes ago but i assume between now and when the podcast comes out this has been posted
on instagram and facebook so you guys have seen the aftermath you've seen the video of brad uh
going three rounds with the cicada and ultimately defeating it yeah so so originally yes we were
running all around the house and i i made some baseball like music and then i tried to swing out a few
times rachel was swinging at it with her like flannel shirt and then we lost the cicada for a
little bit which real quick classic rachel today it was how far how hot was it in your car it was
it set on my car 107 degrees and r Rachel's got a flannel as like an over.
Well, she had a crew neck and a flannel psychopath.
Keep going.
Yeah.
And so she was,
yeah,
swatting at it with the flannel.
And then the,
the cicada left and,
and,
and Scott and I both thought it flew in between her legs.
Like it is underneath her skirt that she's wearing.
And Rachel's like,
Brad,
where is it?
Get it.
Like,
like we were both like,
like Scott and I, she's like, where'd it go? She's like, she's like threw me her where is it? Get it. Like, like we were both like, like Scott and I, I didn't know
where to go. She's like, she's like threw me her flannel
like hit it off me. I don't care. Like
hit it off. And I was like, ah, and then
luckily it started like flying again. I think
I even, I didn't know how to verbalize it. So
I think I just did the hand motion like this. I was
like,
just you proctology
and
and so then all of a sudden like it starts flying away again and
that's what i said it's time we've had enough with you cicada and i i lunged towards that baby
scott said i acted like a mexican like old yeah like a mexican grandma just like boom just nailing
that thing with my sandal didn't didn't stand a chance it's a beautiful sight so it's been a great
first night in the
house very memorable that's what that's what i do on a weekly basis by myself in alice custom
creations woodshop like so if you're ever just wanting some entertainment just drive by anytime
i'm working late at night like in the because the light attracts all those bugs oh yeah i remember
we did the podcast in there yeah cicadas anything bring it on not not face so anyway good
times i was phased scott was definitely phased i was you were berserkerly phased i was i was
snake in his face 10 yes yeah anyway so it was a good time so this has been a big deal i mean i
don't know what else is going on with you this week but that was not not anything as good as this
yeah today's been a great day just a a great day of Gene Schwartz shooting.
We got to film a couple of fun videos.
Girls Gone Mild went straight to closing.
Got a really fun phone call.
I don't, I'm not going to like announce it quite yet
just because things haven't been signed.
It's not official.
Sure.
But an amazing opportunity has come Trey and I's way
with the golf content.
Like just, it's crazy.
We have 10,000 subscribers.
We have basically
no you know like footprint whatsoever in youtube we've been golfing for a month on youtube i've
only been golfing for 15 months total and this brand has reached out it's the craziest partnership
i will ever be a part of or up to this point yeah um so i'm very excited to hopefully announce that someday. So it's been a very good day.
And quick little story about the closing. So Rachel and I, because we end up,
Rachel and I are co-signing on the house
just because she has a great credit score,
you know, done her to have like more income on it,
you know, whatever.
And so Rachel's at signing, Peter shows up too.
And we're with some woman I've never heard.
She works for like the lending company, I guess.
Luke couldn't make it.
Linda.
Linda the Linda.
Yeah, that's good.
And anyway.
Do you like that?
Just got it.
That was a two out of ten, Scott.
Let's call her Mortgage Linda.
It's great having Scott back.
Yeah, it is. Something that you and I would not even crack
a smile at like Linda it's like yes that's good Linda dirt this guy man make me laugh since
kindergarten man if it involves a New England accent yeah hey Linda what's the API um so
right when she goes to start she's like now before we start do you
guys have any questions oh this was uh mortgage linda your linda okay no it wasn't uh it was my
linda not yo linda not yo oh not yo linda not your linda um how many more times is Scott going to go? Melinda. Melinda was kind of funny.
It's Melinda, not Yolinda.
Yeah.
Anyway, she's like, before we start.
What?
What happened?
No, nothing. I'm just trying to think of one more to do.
And I'm just in the anticipation of making Scott laugh one more time is making me laugh.
Go ahead.
Okay.
So yourself together.
Yolinda um she's like
before we get started do you have any questions and i was like i don't know if it's bad to not
have any questions but i'm ready to sign you know i don't know i don't know what to even ask
let's just do this she's like okay great she's running us through it she's going through we're
like 10 minutes into it and it's just all stuff is like i've done nothing but docu sign the last
two weeks i have docu signed my face off i mean every like two hours double click double click yeah luke's like
hey just say something you can sign it adopt and sign adopt and sign adopt and sign adopt and sign
and um so i'm like fascinated you still have to go in and sign this like everything else is cool
to do over the internet but this part we know whatever um so it's like i don't have any questions
at this point we're like 10 minutes into it and i have one little question about something i was
like oh can you explain this to me and she's
like she says it really quick she goes i know you're gonna have questions and i go sorry he
goes i knew when i saw your birthday and you were a virgo you were gonna have some questions yep
inquisitive virgos that's what they say on the horoscope and i looked at rachel and she looked
at me and i feel like she knew Jake's not going to let this go.
And I didn't. And I go, oh, wow, that's interesting. I was like, Virgos are like the only people on their closing day that ask questions. Because what I like to do is make them admit it.
I want to hear them say what they've just insinuated to me. So it's like, wow, that's
interesting. Virgos are the only people who ask questions. And then she just doubles down. She
goes, yeah. I like it. Profs to you. Good good for you melinda she's stuck with it yeah gemini's
quiet as a mouse had a pisces the other day it was before signing but no yeah no questions yeah
it was before we technically they just write their own contracts they don't even need me yeah
uh so that was uh a a fascinating part of the closing.
I was like, I just, I was borderline shamed for asking one question on like the closing
day.
It's like, I don't know.
Clearly, does anyone know what they're signing when they come in here?
I can't be the only person to ask a question.
How long do you think those things like could take if you read them all?
That's the thing.
It's like, I am just rapid firing. You know, she's like, now, if you want, I that's the thing it's like i am just rapid firing you
know she's like now if you want i can go i'm like no you know she's like now if we if need be you
could call it nah you know like sign sign signs like i'm sure some people spend over an hour in
there oh yeah if you're reading all that stuff well over an hour right yeah i just couldn't
believe i feel like i didn't deserve what i got from her. There's some situations where you really have to trust the goodness in people.
Like I think signing contracts, auto shops, like if somebody tells you you need to change
your car and you don't know anything about cars, you're like, I really hope you have
good intentions.
But first time being on a roller coaster.
Sure.
Yeah.
Carnivals.
Yeah, they could throw it.
I mean, they could type in anything they wanted there and just assume people aren't going
to read it.
Performing at a County fair.
Trusting somebody's laughing back there.
Living in an area where cicadas are present.
Sure.
When I signed healing,
when I signed,
when I signed papers for our house,
I just pretended I was like a professional athlete and I was just signing
autographs for fans.
I just was like,
Oh yeah.
As long as I was going on a diet,
lime,
as long as they're the same signature,
I was a big fan of like,
yeah,
yeah.
It was like not setting an alarm.
Uh huh.
Good.
Are these your s'mores?
I don't know anymore.
I think I've lost what the list was. I don't even remember what it was either.
Yeah.
We're losing context.
Anyway, but it was a very fun experience.
The Virgo thing.
Yeah, it just bothered me.
It was just a weird thing.
Let's just like anytime Jake has any kind of quirky,
any quirky, anything that's kind of quirky,
let's just be like, it's a Virgo thing, you know.
Speaking of quirks, another thing i feel like
i need to address uh from the public or i would say the private um this week is um not where the
cicada was on rachel but um or private or scott but this was i made a little patreon video because
rachel and i had like a really fun conversation in the car and so i made a little patreon video
it's called whose quirk is it anyway okay because i like, did you see this or watch it? No, I missed it.
Okay, great.
I watched it.
Thanks, Scott.
I don't get the notifications.
The app is buggy.
It is buggy.
Cicady.
Buggy.
Buggy.
Pretty quirky.
Edgy.
Virgo.
Melinda.
That was for Scott.
Look at him go, dude.
Look at him go.
Oh, he's got the feet up.
He's got the feet up.
Oh, feet are up. We need a Oh, he's got the feet up. Feet are up. Feet are up.
We need a Scott cam one of these days.
Yeah.
I really want to talk about this.
You need a Sky cam.
We need a Scott cam.
A Scott cam.
A Scott cam.
It hangs from the ceiling.
It's a really weird angle on Scott.
It's like a drone.
Like a little $20 drone from the dollar store.
All right.
Quirky.
Buggy.
Quirky.
Patrioni so um anyway rachel and i have this like uh yeah like
settle the debate for us kind of this fun thing we're laughing yeah to open the video i like i'm
very joking i'm like first fight alert and then we proceed to have a fun conversation where we're
laughing at one point i my sunglasses are just on sideways and i'm having like still trying to
have this conversation just a very goofy video and i would say like one in every like eight comments
they were like people were like taking sides like i'm team rachel how could you not be team jake
whatever one every like eight comments was like guys um i hate to see you fight um every couple
goes through this um i've been through this myself. I don't know if people are like giving,
giving like legitimate feedback.
What if you're being sarcastic?
They're being sarcastic back.
I mean,
I haven't read their comments,
but I just,
it was one of those things,
you know,
it reminded me of once upon a time,
it was 2018 juggling.
Josh and I collabed with a YouTube channel called Colin and Samir,
which they didn't do what they do now.
They were more of a sports like lacrosse channel back then.
So we did a lacrosse video with them.
And I'd been on Juggling Josh's YouTube channel.
It had been Jake and Josh for nine, 10 months at this point.
We had 150,000 subscribers.
People knew me.
They liked me.
Knew me.
They thought it was edgy, quirky, juggly.
Juggly.
Dude, that or mine.
No, I got to stay focused.
No, no, no.
And so, no, yeah, I got to stay focused. No, no, no. And so, no, yeah.
I got to stay focused.
And so.
Just derailed Jake all episode.
So Colin is a white guy.
Samir, not only the name, but just visibly, clearly like an Indian man.
And so I had this like ongoing joke.
Like today we're with Colin and Samir.
Not only are they going to teach us how to throw lacrosse balls today.
By the end of the video, we're going to see if we could tell which ones Colin and which ones Samir
It's kind of this dumb little thing and I called back to it two or three times
I'm gonna figure it out by the end of the video and we got so many comments. We're like Jake
How do you not know just ask him? How do you not know? I'm like, okay if you didn't know I was being sarcastic there
Why are you even a subscriber? Have you enjoyed anything I've said the last 10 months?
And so it was kind of the same thing where i just like replied to people i was like just have a like i probably if this was a legitimate fight my glasses wouldn't be sideways i wouldn't be
posting it to the internet i was gonna say i wouldn't be recording talk about it i wouldn't
be posting it being like please choose a side for us we desperately need i've heard this is good for
relationships yeah catherine and i that we still do it sometimes but it was an inside joke for the
longest time like anytime we'd ever have any remote differences in front of other people
we'd be like sorry you have to watch us fight like that yeah yeah sorry about that sorry that got
so ugly fight you know it was like of course we're not really fighting I would never invite
anyone else into something if it was a legitimate issue yeah it was not playful whatever yeah that's
pretty funny so yeah what was the said quirks um so it was like it
it's happened a few times to us where like i will say something referencing something in the past
and then rachel will like address what's already being understood and so to me i'm like that's
redundant like i'm already so for instance yeah i uh said like i saw it was supposed to hail uh
in webster city again because the last time we
were in that town, it hailed on us on the way out. And Rachel responds and goes, yeah, just like
last time. And so what I'm saying, I was like, yeah, that's already been understood because I
said the word again, like it's already understood that, you know, and she's like, no, I'm like
agreeing with you. Um, and so that's, it was just a really fun conversation. Um, but what's fun is
we brought it to her family and her mom who like works in like social work and as a counselor her sister-in-law
who's a counselor um they both uh said they're like i think this is like a it's like a professional
thing you do like you cannot assume anything in therapy and counseling like you need to make sure
you understand what they're saying it's good to be an active listener you get to repeat what they say
and um so it's like this totally makes sense i totally see your side of it uh but what was funny Like, you need to make sure you understand what they're saying. It's good to be an active listener. You get to repeat what they say.
And so it's like, this totally makes sense.
I totally see your side of it.
What was funny is Rachel's dad, Steve Koop, had a story.
He's like, it's funny you bring this up.
He's like, Angie and I got in the same argument probably 30 years ago. And I guess Steve made the comment when Angie would do this, he would say, don't social work me.
And he's like, I should not have said that he's like i feel
really bad that i said that so then that was like our phrase the rest of the weekend don't go all
social work on me all right so that was the that was the the big fight gotcha so it was fun i hope
you guys are you guys are okay now it was a little awkward at closing you know virgo and aries head
to head classic battle yeah it was totally fine um that not on the same page but
just random frustration that i've been noticing a lot of people doing lately is 6 a.m in the morning
7 p.m at night uh-huh don't do that oh redundant don't do it yeah it's just redundancy made me
think of that when you when you said like like people people are like, and it was 6am in the morning.
He woke me up at 6am in the morning. I'm like, stop it. I know what 6am.
Yeah. I don't know if I've seen that as much. I got to start looking for that.
Or yeah, we just today we recorded a video where we used military time.
Maybe we should just, I, I, he woke me up at Oh 600.
Everyone knows what that is. Right. Maybe we should go back to that.
Yeah. Like at the time we're recording this, it's
1246 hours.
Holy cow. No. 2246.
Idiot. It's okay.
It's 1046 p.m. at night. I added
two and I forgot to add ten.
Stupid. I'm embarrassed.
Let me. Can we start over?
Yes. Double podcast. Let's start over real quick.
I need to text somebody back real fast, actually, and I need
to focus for like 30 seconds
Oh, what's it about? It's about we're having a house cleaner come to our house tomorrow. Guess what she's gonna do clean my house
Yeah, dang it. That was trick question
Cleaners coming to our house. I just did to myself. I look at a table or something. Oh, yeah, okay
I'll talk to Scott about golf. Then you go with that. Do you want to be?
Three three he's thinking about getting a three three wood not what i was gonna talk to scott
okay fire away jake um yeah well two quick things about golf one we uh yeah you've been golfing
how long you've been golf 15 years 20 years um probably about 18 i think i started when i was
13 nailed the window uh pretty close let me ask
you this what's the best way to i'm having trouble wording something in the realm of golf so we played
it with rachel's grandma this past weekend in like a scramble tournament at a golf course and so
there's very brad's back to itching that back it's not even itching the back i just like moving
grizzly found a tree and um so smug arrogant. There's a few things that happen at these tournaments from time to time.
There's like, hey, hole six today is the longest drive.
Hole 12 is going to be closest to the pin.
For us, it was the very last hole was longest putt.
And so I drive up, and I see there's a stake in the ground.
And so I'm happy to announce it because I'd forgotten.
I was like, oh, guys, this is the longest putt hole.
You see my dilemma. This is the hole in which we do the longest putt okay longest putthole there he goes because it's kind of like puddle right it's like a small body of water it's like
oh i'm puddle jumping putthole yeah putthole putthole so yeah that felt weird to keep and
everyone's like what i was like longest pothole
but i just said it a few it was like the no tip story let's have a pothole who's it gonna be
can't wait to tell uh but the other thing uh whole tan or whatever was closest to the pin
champion no way you're looking at him what was your prize uh so we didn't stick around
uh because we wanted to eat.
And Rachel's grandma was like, I'll check it out later.
And so one of those times I have to put my trust in other people.
Is grandma going to secure the money?
Was she honest with me with what the winnings are?
Yeah.
Got to trust her.
Did she keep a percentage?
Did she take kind of a finder's fee?
She found the turner.
She invited me.
I believe the screenshot of the text that Rachel sent to me was the the ampersand and then 120
What How much is that that seems like she clicked the wrong button? That's a dollar sign
into the joke
Cleaners it's not trick questions yeah it's not gonna be tricked
today my guess is i'm gonna pull a fast one on me like if you look at the qwerty keyboard
and it's right next to the dollar sign actually it's three away whoa oh in the texting iphone
keyboard oh iphone keyboard let's hold down producer Scott
yeah
hold down
look it up
um
so you won 120
yeah
it is exactly next to each other
ah
checks out
exactly next to each other
exactly
okay it's exactly
next door neighbors
like you two
yes
soon
not right now
we're not exactly
next door neighbors though
no
so
nothing till circle
83 steps
full circle
the circle
um
yeah Jake's not moving in right away
please please Scott they are my relationship they're having too many fights my relationship Full circle. 83 steps. Full circle. The circle. Yeah, Jake's not moving in right away.
Please.
Please, Scott.
They are having too many fights.
My relationship.
My house.
My second house. So, yeah, I guess I won $120, which I feel like normally you win like...
That's a good prize.
Yeah.
I feel like you win like a $15 Dick's Sporting Goods gift card.
We got third in a tournament last week, and we got $15 to the pro shop.
Hey!
You have to give it back to the golf
yeah i bet there's a lot of things that are 15 yeah i got a glove one club has an american flag
on three of the five fingers what does that represent on three of the five uh where were
you on three fifths compromise like making a birdie on a par four three i don't know about
that i don't know about that oh eagle bird't know about that. Oh, eagle, birdie.
Eagle, the American eagle.
Yes.
I forgot there's also an eagle term in golf.
So that's not it.
Oh, it'd be a bald eagle.
Bald eagle.
That's fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you make an eagle in the fourth hole, July 4th, bald eagle.
New rule.
New rule in golf.
Bald eagle. You're welcome. Coolan short or not jean shorts uh mood swings still killing it thanks yeah yeah not too much
has changed content wise or what we're doing but the dice was fun die nice dice yeah yeah
hey when people say dice when it's just one die something kind of cool uh and then we can move on from the this but the
i looked at my notes so some people know i garrett clark big golf youtuber friends with him
he's pretty pretty great i would he's good good he's good no he's pretty good good but he uh he
and i used to meet all the time you know all tiny pizza yeah right in the neighborhood right
not yet not yet for me not yet my neighbor my neighbor my relationship it's a circle but i saw
in like 2018 or something i had a notes on my phone uh it said like gm golf ideas because i
was just like trying to help him grow and pitch himself and one of the ideas said like the the
dice of not so nice.
And then like four years later, we just kind of switched it.
Did nice days.
I had no idea that was written down.
I looked at it later.
I was like, that's kind of cool.
That is fun.
That who would have thought I would be doing it.
I didn't even care about talk about full circle.
It's a circle.
So now that is full circle.
Uh, you need to do a not so nice dice or something like that.
That'd be a fun alteration.
Yeah. Kind of trade. I thought was like, if you're're a good golfer you like spin a wheel to get handicaps like this one you only get one club it's like trey and i we need we need help
so it's more fun i think it's more relatable like this would be so nice 300 yard drive you just get
it automatically yeah when i saw that i was like i that still seems far for me that shows you how
not golfing what a drive ball ball. You know? Huh?
Yeah.
Isn't that what you call them?
Drive balls.
Oh,
is that what I said one time?
Yeah.
Not a good drive.
I was doing pretty good with the drive ball.
My,
my drive balls were good,
but my putt balls didn't go to the putthole very well.
So that's,
that's honestly something I should,
should have used in the first time golfer video is the putthole.
Oh,
or like me and a guy.
Oh,
it would be so good if like, hey, we have the same putter.
We're putt buddies.
Thanks, Scott.
There's a lot of things.
There's a lot of things I couldn't.
Yeah.
Next time.
Next time.
Next time.
Next time.
So many land of opportunity.
Anyway, I mean, wow.
We are 30 minutes in and just haven't really talked about our weeks too much.
Yeah.
So what's going on with you?
Let me see here.
Oh, not much.
Let's see.
What is it taking?
Did you get your cleaning ladies sorted out?
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I don't want to wait until she coming in from Hawaii or something,
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Yeah, not a whole lot's going on. I talked about it last week where I was like, yeah, you're getting back to the hands getting a little sore handheld today.
You know, it's kind of been a little bit of a drought last or like in the past few weeks.
And I feel like I don't have that much to report non-work wise because work has been a grind in a good way.
I think I've been back on it a little bit more and getting things done, which is great.
I did
have a conversation, a very short conversation with
Catherine that I need you guys' help with.
Fight alert.
It might turn into
one. That's why I need
ghosties. I need your help.
And you guys, I need
your help. Catherine, so for
my entire marriage
there has been I've been so open
to so many different things like
but
come on
dude that was
come on
that was a layup
you can't start a sentence
like that
I've been open to try so many
things okay scary a little painful all right go on oh my goodness oh you guys kill one cicada
around you guys and all of a sudden you guys are being pretty quirky, pretty goofy.
All right.
Whatever.
All I have to say, I've always said since we've been married, I've always said we are
not getting a cat.
I've always said that.
Like anytime Catherine brings up, Catherine grew up, she loved cats.
I, I, anytime she brought up like, like homeschooling, like for the longest time, I was like, we're
not homeschooling our kids, our children.
Like, and now we are like, like, because I kept an open mind i was like okay i'll think about it i'll
think about it every time she's ever brought up the cat thing we are not getting a cat rachel and
i had the cat talk yesterday and and rachel we both agreed that dogs are awesome they're great
but she was like i could also live with a cat and i went i don't uh yeah so katherine came up to me
the other day she's like hey I've been thinking about this a
little bit and I just want you to think about it um I really think we should think about getting
a cat for Hattie for her birthday okay and I said I don't think so yeah I don't want to do that it's
a trap yeah I you know she's like she's like I think it'd be great like you know it's good to
like teach kids how to like take care of pets and like all these different things and i was just like i i just i i
let it simmer right there because i was watching uh nfl primetime and i paused it for this uh so
i was like okay i'll think about it but ghosties i need your help i've tried to convince hattie
since she's been born that i'm allergic to cats i've just been like every time it comes up i'm
like ah i'm allergic so we'd love to take you to the zoo but i can't get that close to a tiger yeah
yeah just even watching the lion king just like gets me like i can't cheer for the panthers
sit right with me go ahead scotty as a as someone who as a husband and father who recently has been talked into getting a pet for my wife slash daughter, I do think cats are lower maintenance than dogs.
Without a doubt.
Yeah, of course.
They just, I mean.
But, yeah.
They just don't, I don't know, they don't serve a purpose.
They like, you can't interact with a cat.
They don't even know their name.
You guys want to go on a walk?
Yeah, let's bring Mr. Jefferson with us.
Yeah, you can't really like
you don't play fetch with cats you don't like i mean maybe you cuddle with a cat that's the
one thing you do with it if you have a good one which is like one out of every 80 cats i would
say though like yeah i feel like cats are like the gateway pet like it's pretty low maintenance
they for some one question i have how do cats like innately know to poop in a litter box
i feel like there's no training involved i don't know dude but i don't want i don't want to be the
kind of house that has a litter box in it yeah i don't want to be that kind of house i don't i
don't want anything to do with that and i love haddie and i love you know i want to give her
things that she wants but i i i need your help ghosties in in justify and i don't i don't need
the cat army to
to to come out and say this is what cats are great i know you're going to say that i know
people are going to disagree and have cats they love i just i don't want to hear that at all i
want i want biased information only anti-cat people i need i need input from so the luster
wears off it's exciting for like a month and i'm okay like i'm okay with it i would
love a dog someday i'm okay with like the idea of like like dogs like taking care of a pet i i think
that'd be great for hattie but like i'm like yeah we we have we have kids so we don't need like
a gateway pet like like like like like we're past that like we we have plenty of stuff going on in
our house that we've proven
we can take care of what if you started smaller and got her like a hermit crab or something
something like feed like once a day again like you can paint the shell the hamster or something
yeah okay i don't know yeah yeah i don't i don't i don't get excited about any of those things
either but sure as heck better than the cat yeah i've we've had both um on back in strafford the difference
being like we we intentionally got dogs and the cats would show up exactly a big difference like
cats they just wander under property like i guess they're mine now were they were they just outside
cats though yeah so they're always outside cats i don't mind that if we ever lived on land katherine
i'm saying right now we can have some cats i don don't care. Yeah, I still want them in my house.
I don't want to have to worry about watching NFL football and one just like jumping up on my shoulder.
Yep.
Don't like it.
Yeah.
More thoughts on cat.
Yeah.
I mean, one of the cats that showed up had six toes on one foot.
Triple toe.
Yeah.
I had the triple toe.
That was kind of cool. Named him Bigfoot. And six toes on one foot. Triplet toe. Yeah. I had the triplet toe. Uh, that was kind of cool.
Named him big foot.
And,
uh,
six toes.
I think once you become accustomed to dogs,
it's weird to have a domesticated animal near you that like,
doesn't know its name.
Yeah.
Like I was around a cat this week.
I'm like saying its name,
but it's not looking at me.
It's like,
why don't,
what it's going to take me to have respect.
Do you not hear me?
Or,
um,
I know we're offending some people out there,
but there's like five of you probably. So I'm not worry about it so i don't know i mean it's just
so much more that a dog can give back to you but there's other things i think there's a cat person
wants something different they don't want to be licked they don't want to be jumped on they want
something they can like look at from a distance honestly what it is maybe they like the fear of
it knowing that like if this thing was big enough
to kill me,
it absolutely would try.
Right.
Yeah.
Well,
or yeah,
whatever.
You've heard about like,
how people like,
owners have died
and the cats have like.
I think I was the one
who broke that nose to you.
Was that?
Oh yeah.
Broke that nose.
Broke that nose.
If you broke your nose,
the cat wouldn't care.
Right.
The dog would lick it.
That's right.
The cat would find kitty litter
and spray it on your nose.
Anyway,
I just need,
Ghosties, I need your help with that. So let me me know um the crusade the non-cat crusade has
officially started so quick last thing on cats saw our boy mac mike cats this weekend oh my gosh
talk about a full circle full circle he's that. Yeah, remind everyone who that is.
Scott, do you remember this?
Mike Katz.
Do you think it was that early?
I don't know if it was that early.
I couldn't remember if this was last year.
Was this the COVID year?
No, it was.
2019?
It was 2019.
Yeah, it was pre-COVID.
Yeah, it seemed like a long time ago.
It was when we were filming in the shop.
How fun.
Yep.
Cool.
I might remember with some context.
Jake.
Brad.
Gunner. Isaac. Isaac. Go to football game. Convince Gunner. how fun yep cool i might remember with some context jake brad gunner isaac isaac go to
football game convince gunner for weeks to go to football game and spend a little bit of disposable
income on it because we don't do this often yep um brad take it away that was a lot later than
episode 12 i yeah i was just gonna another one of those jokes. I was like 35, 35.
Yeah.
Then we got our night bartered with this guy who gave us these tickets.
We, we use the tickets to go in.
Two of them didn't work as they're scanning mine.
They're like some, some weird, just go ahead.
Yeah.
They let us go anyway.
We were in like the family section, like the players, family of players. And so we go there and we're sitting there and yeah two
of the seats that we had were taken and we find the guy classic gunner like finds finds mike cats
this this guy outside of who sold us the day on the concourse and like it confronts him like dude
what the heck like which is like so classic gutter to do that he's like gunner's like i got his phone
number he said we could call him and talk to him about it long story short he's an nfl agent he maybe we never even
actually mentioned his name who's he an agent too wasn't it somebody chris jones oh yeah and who's
the ty hilton at the time yeah so like pretty big pretty big agent and yeah basically we had an
argument with him he said i'm not giving you your money back unless you guys leave the game right
now and it was weird that he had somewhat he was like why do you care
about us leaving yeah it was a weird yeah it was an awkward like argument while the game was going
on yeah the whole thing was just and the chiefs ended up losing the game it was the one touchdown
we didn't get to see yeah it was just a bummer of a night we left sad and felt like we got got
and i don't think he did on purpose i don't think we got got like i don't think he did on purpose
purpose oh yeah but we got like we didn't get what we wanted yes right purpose purpose got got and i don't think he did on purpose i don't think we got got like i don't think he did on purpose purpose oh yeah but we got like we didn't get what we wanted yes right purpose purpose
got got and it was like the game i think was a light game it was like 7 30 p.m at night
yeah i know dusk had fallen so yeah that checks out yep but anyway um yeah i guess i prefaced it
somewhat last week in the episode we got to do some cool Chiefs things this weekend.
Anyway, pretty much as soon as we got into like the concourse and everything, I was like that.
It's been three years, but I'm pretty sure that's what my cats looked like.
And so I took a stuck a quick picture for Brad.
And then Katie saw me.
She's like, why don't you take a picture of that guy?
Don't you worry about it, Katie.
Keep your mouth shut.
And don't tick him off.
All right.
He's going to make you walk out of here and then we end
up sharing an elevator with him and uh what did i say to you you texted me i've shared an elevator
with him and i said did you punch him or something but yeah slime ball vibes very oh big greasy hair
the way he spoke to people didn't like it shorter than five foot six yeah just even the name mike
cats mike cats it sounds like one of those names you like
uh his last name is dover first name ben you know it sounds like a name where they trick you into
saying something you didn't know i wonder if he has cats my cat my cats your cats yolanda linda
dang it anyway um so that happened uh yeah just speaking of cats well let's go back one night
tell us about the red carpet event did you smile for the picture okay so red carpet event i forgot Um, so that happened. Uh, yeah, just speaking of cats. Well, let's go back one night.
Tell us about the red carpet event.
Did you smile for the picture?
Okay.
So red carpet event.
I forgot about it right before.
Let's just start at the beginning, actually.
So, um, get there.
And, uh, Rachel and I are trying to figure out cocktail attire.
We think we got to figure it out.
Um, you'll, you'll suit pants from when I was 21, not fitting like they used to, even when those shook. And, um, I mean, they fit, but it's like, it's more comfortable when I was 21 not fitting like they used to even with no shug and um I mean they fit but it's
like it's more comfortable when I'm sitting down to not have them buttoned oh wow you know well
do you have pants like that where it's like I could stand and I'm fine but sitting is like this
is tight yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's just like that so I um decide once I sit down in the car
I was like trying to like unbutton them,
but I couldn't really do that.
So I had to undo my belt to unbutton them.
And so that's how I'm driving to the place.
And all of a sudden it's like, we're there.
It's like, I didn't really notice
that we're like 30 seconds away.
So we're there.
And instead of us parking, it's valet.
Yeah, it was on the email.
And so, I mean, in an instant,
I mean, someone is at my window asking for the keys. Rachel doesn't have her shoes on. parking it's valet yeah it was on the it was on the email and so i mean in an instant i mean
someone is at my window asking for the keys rachel doesn't have her shoes on uh she's like still
doing her makeup my pants are unbuttoned my belt is off and i'm just like oh hey hey you know i'm
like trying to look up here look up here look at the sun whoa i can't wait that's crazy
you should see my license plate go Go look at it. Yeah.
Go memorize it.
I'm going to quiz you.
And so awkward start to the night.
I finally got my car registered.
Go look at it.
Um,
we go in,
Rachel was so disappointed.
She like bought this new nail polish and she put it on like right before we left.
And it went on basically as like a weird,
like clear coat.
And she was like going to this event.
She's like,
ah,
my nails,
like they look so weird.
I thought it was going to be way thicker than this. Uh, we show up, we have a red carpet moment. A couple of the cheerleaders like you work with Morgan. And I was like going to this event she's like ah my nails like they look so weird i thought it was gonna be way thicker than this uh we show up we have a red carpet moment a couple of the
cheerleaders like you work with morgan and i was like cool never been you know noticed by association
with morgan that's cool and um and i did tell rachel about before and i was like hey just fyi
brad said he'd give you 20 if you don't smile she's like okay and so i was fully prepared to we were both gonna do it i was expecting like
a red carpet thing where there's like photographers like hey over here over here and then we could
just like smize real quick give off a vibe but it was much more like use the word smize
i've never heard that word yeah so you smile with your eyes you're that no smize
was that you smile what's that do for you that doesn't seem like a smile
it's like you smile and then put it back down and leave your eyes
all right ready for mine i'm not gonna that's kind of hard to do
you're smiling up top baby yeah you're smiling up there you can have a smirk
yeah it's though oh no no no we need to we need to be full horizontal awesome now I'm just laughing thinking about it
this was much more
this was not your typical red carpet
what's going on between you two
Brad's undressing me with his eyes
undries
he's undriesing me
I've been sedized anyway go ahead this was not the red
carpet like going into the grammys or something this was like i didn't think it was gonna you've
just boarded a cruise ship oh come in here let's get it let's get a picture with you guys sure and
so it's just like rachel and i and then two chief cheerleaders on the side of us, like ruffling your pom poms.
And so it felt like your pom poms.
My belt was undone.
That's what that cicada did to me.
Yeah,
no,
you know,
they're doing their thing with their palm.
It felt like a very weird time to not smile.
Yeah.
That's why you get $20.
If you do it,
it is a weird thing.
We,
we smiled,
but of course,
like we definitely could have like,
I've never seen,
I'm never going to see that picture again.
Like who was that guy?
Yeah.
Where do you redeem?
Like I didn't get a ticket.
Like, hey,
you can get this one later at the shop.
You know,
it's like a rollercoaster picture.
And so.
I bet if you didn't smile,
they would have posted it somewhere.
They're like,
these guys seem,
these guys are important,
more important than we thought.
So that happened.
And it was,
the event was very interesting it was funny
hearing trey describe it to his friends versus how like rachel and i driving away talking about it
because you know like and it's fine it's not like there's a right or wrong way to view it but i think
like trey and katie are like honestly just more culture they can appreciate finer things like this
where well just for example rachel and i left early to go to
mcallister's deli so if that kind of tells you the type of people we are sweet uh chipotle chicken
okay goes down easy yep water to drink which is hard to do when you go to mcallister's to not get
sweet tea sure um but so that's just how we so it was just like i i've never been to anything like
this i think it would be called food a cocktail party the food was interesting but it was just like, I've never been to anything like this. I think it would be called a cocktail party.
The food was interesting, but it was like fancy boy food.
So like this is chicken with a toothpick in it,
but it's got a pickle on it and something white on top
and some weird like garnishes on it.
Did you try any of it?
No, thanks.
Really?
Sounds delicious.
Yeah, try it.
Scott's whispering to himself, man, I would eat chicken on a stick.
So yeah, we didn't eat too much um
uh what was i gonna say oh yeah so it's just like i think trank had a really good time it was like a
i think what would be called a cocktail party it was just kind of a lot of like standing around and
like mingling and alcohol was free not rachel and i's vibe yeah you know servers going around with like passing around hors d'oeuvres uh
and a lot of things i mean like what kind of derves clark hunt was there i saw a few like
chiefs people at gracie hunt gracie i was there good i was there how's she doing uh
don't follow her on instagram anymore because i got ridiculed by my friends
yeah i saw her two nights in a row she's doing good uh noble no noble i honestly if i had an
opportunity i was gonna go up to clark khan and just tell my newest son and just make it short
and sweet but it didn't happen so i'm not gonna force this josh richards was there which like
six percent of our audience is gonna know who that is that name sounds familiar anderson pack
ended up djing the party which 12 of our audience is gonna know who that is who is josh richards i
saw his name on some of that, like some publicity for that.
Yeah, he has like an Amazon Prime deal.
So massive TikToker, 25 million followers, but also has a podcast with Dave Portnoy.
Oh, sure.
He's a good looking little kid.
Good looking little kid.
Yeah, I wouldn't put those words together, but that seems like an odd pairing.
I think like a smart.
He like lashed onto this dude and realized he was going to bring along 25 million people.
Kind of like multi-generational.
I've never listened to the podcast, but I've heard other people say it's
pretty smart.
I've seen clips of it.
It's like, yeah, it's like Josh Richard and some other girl and then
Portnoy.
So it's like, yeah, Portnoy is kind of like trying to be like, can you
explain this?
What's going on here?
I don't get this.
Yeah.
Is it like understanding Gen Z culture?
I think so.
I think they probably do a lot of pop culture stuff, if I had to guess.
I don't know.
Never listened to it.
But he was there yeah anderson pack who is the duo with bruno mars uh that goes by the name silk sonic so you probably leave the door open
big music guy big reggaeton guy um so he dj'd the party which is you know somewhat cool but
it's also it's like i mean it's just music it's like, I mean, it's just music.
It's on Spotify. It's still left you wanting the calisters.
Yeah, I was like, I mean, this is kind of fun,
but I can't talk to Rachel,
which is one of my favorite things.
Yeah.
Oh, the other thing, sorry.
And then we'll be done with it.
So it was just, there was some like memorabilia
you could look at.
It was like, look at these old cleats.
Whoa.
It was cool for like 11 seconds.
And then there was like, Charlie Hustle has new merch.
Oh, sure. That you have to buy.
You have to buy full price.
Charlie Hustle is like $50 for a T-shirt.
But the other thing they randomly they had a nail station.
It's like you could wait in line to get your nails done.
I was like, this is amazing.
You got it.
I might serendipitous.
Yeah.
Sagittarius.
I was like, yeah, this is so cool.
But there was like a long line and rachel was like
i don't know if i want to spend just one-on-one like 30 minutes with this woman and i'm just i
got one i was like yeah yeah that's right so so that was kind of exciting but do they have a face
painting booth i got a butterfly on one side and my cats on the other uh i have two things
you got it on the that event i have one thing
too on that event uh last thing uh trey's manager jack was in town yes born and raised in beverly
hills could not believe this is my first time i've ever had my car valet before and i was kind
of talking about the experience like this is crazy i just have this piece of paper you know
it says where my car is and uh he was like dude stop dude you've never i was like no why would i
ever he would and he just couldn't believe it was such a like cultural thing i was like dude stop dude you've never i was like no why would i ever he would and he just
couldn't believe it was such a like cultural thing i was like i probably know how to tell you i
promise you this is my first time i've ever valeted my car and it was so funny he's like dude i may do
it like five times a week i was like well you represent david dobrik yeah so that's where we
probably have different lives we're different yeah you didn't ever do it in dallas i feel like that
was like the first time i ever valeted was in d oh I didn't do anything Dallasy in Dallas I went to church I went to Whataburger
and other than that I got on airplanes and left Dallas cool yeah and I juggled as you should you
know thank you yeah only time I ever valeted was in Miami when Sam and I went on vacation there
and you're like forced to valet everywhere against your will basically and it's actually
kind of a nuisance like the apartment complex we stayed at an airbnb in a huge building and they valeted your car and they're like yeah don't try
to leave at like between 9 and 10 30 because that's when everybody else is leaving you have
to wait like 30 minutes for somebody to pull up your car well if they tell everyone that then no
one's gonna do it yeah like that seems like a mess and then you have the inner conflict of like do i
tip this guy every single time i have to get my car i yeah you're like i would like to just park it myself yeah well there
was one time i didn't know that in dallas and i i was like why is every single car in this parking
lot reversed like backed in so that's weird i'm just gonna park next to all of them and i get out
and the guy's like what are you doing you get to valet that i was like i'm good i'll just do it i
just did it myself yesterday i pulverized my own kidney stones.
So I'm kind of,
I don't really like tipping.
I was like,
whatever.
How does it work with a Tesla?
If does it work like a normal car?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They know what they're doing.
So they've driven.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't understand Tesla's how they work.
I probably,
I think the trickiest thing for them to get was why my pants were on buttons you know i think that was the main issue yeah once they figure that out the
self-driving feature was just fine yeah um okay you had something else yeah just my uh my coming
to understand what the heck was going on in jake's life this week was very puzzling because i was
involved in two different group chats where people were asking questions to Jake about what was going on.
And I had no idea any of this was taking place.
So Jake's sending pictures of like Anderson pack who I recognize.
And then I,
Jake's like,
yeah,
I played pickleball with Garrett Dieter.
And I was like,
what is going on?
Where are you?
Where are you?
And I think I even texted you separately brad i was like
okay what what is what's happening in jake's life right now yeah so it was just funny for me trying
to like understand what was going on yeah yeah talk about the pickleball rachel coop is in the
house i can see her legs through the fireplace in the house it's coming from inside it's coming
from inside the house that's funny her and katherine must have been talking for a while
because she said she's like i'll be back here at 1030.
It's 1115.
That's cute.
Pickleball.
Yeah, that was something that got set up.
So Jack is massive into pickleball.
It's so funny.
He just discovered it.
He keeps talking about it.
He's like, dude, I made pickleball.
You should have shamed him back for the valet thing.
I was like, dude, I was so into this two years ago.
I definitely know about pickleball. So he's all about it so he like is trying to like set something up
trying to get me and trey into it and so he contacted rachel coop everyone
uh jack contacted chicken and pickle got plugged into them garrick deeter now retired from the
chiefs recently and so he is like an
ambassador for chicken and pickle and so he's like a community ambassador so it's like his job is like
play with people who chicken and pickle tells him to i think so i think he's good he was kind of um
he was like um he was pro athlete that played a different sport yeah he was gunner duckworth level
oh okay did he make sound
effects so it was one of those things that like it was gosh gunner's awesome it was the thing
where like trey has played like 10 times his whole life jack is maybe slightly better than that so
it's like i'm just there i'm just keeping it in i'm letting everyone get you know hits i'm not
trying to do anything fancy i'm just hitting it to people, trying to evenly distribute.
And I thought that, so Garrick and I were on different teams.
So I thought we were on the same page of like, we're just trying to like, you know, have fun.
But then there were like a couple of times where he would like hit into the net.
And then I would see him like talk to himself.
He's like, come on.
And I was like, oh, I don't think we're on the same.
I think, oh, okay.
So that was the only like kind of weird thing.
I was like, he's pretty into this.
But it was cool i mean we had we i had a good time chatting with him afterwards and um he wanted to talk to me more we had to leave but he was kind of asking a bunch
of questions about like what i'd done previously with like ben johns and like pickleball content
creation and stuff like that and um so that was fun that's how that got set up and thursday was
an awesome day we trade for pickleball to golfing for mood swings to the chiefs game.
So that's a day.
It was an awesome day.
Chiefs won again.
Yeah,
they did.
Does Jack want to add an aspiring pro pickleball player to his
representation portfolio?
Representation portfolio.
First thing,
don't use that term with him.
If you do make contact.
No,
David Dobrik,
Trey Kennedy, Scott pickleball. Yeah. How many subs If you do make contact. No. David Dobrik, Drake Kennedy,
Scott Peckleball.
Yeah.
How many subs are you up to?
420,
I think 419.
Okay.
I've been posted in like three weeks.
I don't know why I didn't think you would know the exact number,
but that's very Scott.
I check it every day,
baby.
Even though I don't post,
I'm still checking.
Just in case.
Yeah,
Scotty boy.
I've been a little.
Oh,
one last thing more on this.
And then Rachel, we'll get you in the mix to talkty boy. I've been a little. Oh, one last thing more on this and then Rachel,
we'll get you in the mix
to talk about something.
I don't know.
On the way to the Chiefs game
in the parking lot,
I got recognized
not from jean shorts,
not from mood swings,
but from being Scott's friend.
All right.
It's a new type of recognition.
Yeah.
This guy came up to me
who kind of looked like Sam Peterson.
And I was like,
I feel like I've seen you somewhere.
Yeah, he does. He does look a little bit like. Oh, yeah, you do know. Yeah, you play looked like Sam Peterson. And I was like, I think I've seen you somewhere. Yeah, he does.
He does look a little bit like,
Oh yeah,
you do know.
Yeah.
You play golf with him.
Anyway,
he was like,
Hey,
you're Scott's friend.
And I was like,
yep.
I'm trying to think of how he put that together.
Cause like,
that's on my business card.
Actually,
you can have it.
It says,
you know,
Scott's friend,
JT operations,
417.
So anyway,
we just stopped to talk to the parking lot for maybe like four or five
minutes and talk to him.
He said he's playing some tournament with you.
That's why I'm going to Texas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it was really fun.
I mean,
out of 68,000 people,
we just bumped into each other in the parking lot.
That is hilarious.
I probably looked like a loser.
I was walking in by myself,
but I was walking confident.
Yeah.
I don't,
I don't understand how he knew.
Yeah.
I don't know how he put two and two together there.
Maybe I've talked about you before.
I think I might have talked about you before.
Showing him pictures.
Yeah, showing him pictures.
Yeah, because I think I've talked about being on the podcast with you guys.
And I think I told him all about what you do.
And so I'm sure he's seen you in that way.
Yeah, TJ's a good dude.
I call him Luigi now because he's got a nice mustache.
Yeah, it is nice.
Yeah.
It's nice. So sometimes I so sometimes some pickleball go yeah uh rachel come on in here okay rachel shawnee kansas maybe
is there more come on brad's underneath here we talked about the cicada earlier oh gosh yeah that
was wild uh what have you been up to have
you been talking to katherine and what's going on yeah doing some homework talking to katherine
while she took the trash out neighborly things nice thank you katherine uh doing oh yeah doing
homework just reminded me um i don't think we've talked about this on the podcast i'll tell you one
thing a lot a lot of perks of dating rachel. One downside is being in public with her when she has her laptop open doing homework.
Yeah, Rachel, you know where I'm going with this.
Take it away.
The time we were at Messenger Coffee.
Okay.
The time we were at Messenger Coffee.
Oh, sorry.
Kiss the mic.
That one was Brad, so don't get too close.
Okay.
What?
I don't know.
We were sharing a table and we were in a very crowded public place and i was doing my homework and i've got two tabs open with the split screen one tab was
i was researching domestic violence i was writing a paper and a resource that I was using was Planned Parenthood on the other.
So anybody walking by.
Saw that coming.
Put that together and hopefully they didn't assume anything.
You got a reputation to look out for here.
I tried to act very friendly and happy with you.
Just act that way.
I didn't really feel like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just kidding.
But yeah, today was similar at a coffee shop i scooted so that nobody could see my laptop after i realized i was googling
symptoms for paraphilic disorders which is nothing good you can google it maybe don't though
should we try maybe don't though should we try and guess what that is right now? Paraphilic.
Paraphilic Philadelphia.
Para. Para.
So, like, a para
at school was, like, the person that, like,
helped you with, like, random things.
Like, tasks.
Like, if your teacher needs, like,
something three-hole punched or stapled.
So, let's just say it's a three...
Somebody who, like, para, somebody who like para three hole punch,
fill a lover of three hole punches.
So domestic three hole puncher.
And what was the other word?
You're close.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Three hole puncher.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If the,
if the three holes,
I know I'm not going to make that job.
Let's not.
No,
no,
no,
no, no.
We've already pushed that up a little bit.
Edit, edit, edit.
Edit and post.
Nice.
Yep.
Did you learn anything about Catherine this past...
You learned a lot about our neighbors.
Yes, I did.
We were having a conversation, Jake, Scott, and I,
and then you and Catherine were talking about neighbors.
And you, 15 minutes later, Catherine was still explaining neighbors.
Oh, yeah.
I think I know everyone.
South, north, east, and west.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've got Lois.
Yeah, Lois is great.
Victoria.
Victoria is a new.
Oh, those are.
The chickens.
Those are the ones with the chickens.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Catherine needs to go over and ask if the chickens are laying eggs.
Oh, sure.
Maybe you go with her sometime.
Good idea.
It'd be so fun.
Introduce yourself.
Sounds like a code phrase.
Yeah.
Walk up to your neighbor.
Have the chickens hatched their eggs yet?
Just curious.
All right.
Let me know when the swallow.
Squacks at dawn.
I don't know.
Anyway, you guys have a good conversation.
Sometimes I start a sentence and I just don't even know where it's going to go.
Jake told us a little bit about the signing process
and how he's a Virgo.
Oh, of course, he told you.
A Virgo would.
Yeah, exactly.
There's no way that guy's not saying
something about that later on the podcast.
I knew instantly when that lady said Virgo.
I just looked over him
hoping he wouldn't make too much
fun of her. Just let it go.
Yes, just let it go this once.
You did a good job. Thank you.
Yeah.
What else we got for
our coop? Co loop uh koopa loop
people call you fruit coops i just thought of that one no all right new nickname we're big
yeah belt coops excuse me belt coops oh belt coop rachel i just i just told them
things jake doesn't use support the coops i just told them things Jake doesn't use.
Support the coupes.
I just told them about how we entered
the cocktail party with your shoes off
and my pants undone.
Oh, yeah.
That was too bad.
Tough room.
Had you ever valeted before?
Actually, I was the valet at something once at a christmas party
that's fun yep so yes in a way yes yes yes i have used the service first time did you get
tipped how did that work i did get tipped yeah got paid pretty well i think the only time valet
is with people with a lot of money so money. So handing out tips left and right.
There you go.
Both directions.
There you go.
There you go.
I'm trying to think anything else we need to talk about.
I've already talked about golfing with grandma and how I won ampersand 120.
And 120.
She's just tipping you that.
Oh, yeah. She's putting that in there.
Sure, sure, sure.
That is nice of her.
I guess just final thoughts. How do you feel about this house this place what do you want to do to it um what
dumb ideas did i have earlier apparently you didn't have any dumb ideas there's no such thing
as wrong answer um oh how do i feel about the place? I love it. Classic social worker. Biden's America over here.
Did you talk about the quirk?
Don't social work me.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, there's a fireplace that you can use on two sides.
Oh, that's awesome.
I'm just going to be laying on it, like on the ledge by it.
It'll be heated.
She's just planking.
Yes.
Yes.
So I can't complain about anything.
Paint some walls white.
I feel like that's pretty trendy.
Jake suggested painting the trim black with it, but it's justifiable because I said that we should paint the windows black
for detail.
And you just wanted a little bit more black detail.
You know,
I know someone who kind of does interior design for a profession.
Yes. So would she say paint the trim black probably not okay probably not probably but it's not to say she couldn't thank you okay thank you for the permission
um i think i'll pass we'll probably go all white great but fun, everything fun. Is Jake going to be here, like living here with you?
Yeah.
In a long time once we're married.
So I think that was...
What's all that long time talk?
Long time.
It's a long time circle.
He's a long circle.
A long time less than a year.
Oh.
Okay.
Hey.
Okay, let's keep going. A long time less than a year. Oh. Okay. Hey. Okay.
Let's keep going.
A long time less than nine months.
Who says no?
Oh, maybe.
A long time less than six months.
No.
Too close.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
A long time less than six months, one day.
What is eight months?
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe.
Let's just make them as uncomfortable as possible.
A long time
oh I'm so uncomfortable
oh my
oh my
that's the
that's the thing
she does to me
whenever you
like say something
that doesn't quite land
Rachel will like
like exacerbate
the reaction
maybe you were hoping
to get
like I
oh oh oh
it's so terrible
she'll do that
all the time
like I'll say something like it wasn't necessarily supposed
to be that funny but it's like obviously it was supposed to be humorous and like rachel
didn't find it funny and so just here we'll we'll do it um and then i was asking i was like oh i'm
the only virgo to ask questions just deflating once i hear the the purse lips i mean it literally sounds like she's deflating
she's trying to deflate you it sounds like a whoopee cushion that doesn't work maybe that's
why i feel so deflating i'm giving you guys those feelings no it's it's funny it's just um it's
really funny when you do it to brad yeah it's really funny when you do it to somebody besides
me oh oh oh i'm so uncomfortable oh fine let's make funny when you do it to somebody besides me. Oh, oh, oh, I'm so uncomfortable.
Fine, let's make you more uncomfortable about it.
Okay.
I don't like that.
I wasn't actually wanting to make you too uncomfortable.
And so then when you were like, I'm uncomfortable, I felt bad for a second.
So what I did was make everybody uncomfortable.
Successfully. So what I'm hearing is.
Yeah.
For the record, I didn't express my feelings on this,
but I think I'm on your side in that.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Thank you.
I get your side.
I will say that.
I get your side,
but I think it's better to over-communicate
than under-communicate.
I agree.
So, yes.
And typically, Rachel will confirm,
I am an over-communicator.
I mean, I will tell her the exact moment
I'm leaving somewhere, the exact ETA,
what she can expect
when I get there.
Is that the same
as your feelings though, Jake?
Are those facts
or are those feelings?
Don't SW me.
Don't SW me.
Don't SW me.
Great.
Well, thanks for coming.
Don't be uncomfortable.
Yeah, thank you
for having me.
At your house.
I'm going to go back
to the fireplace.
We got some firewood for you if you ever need it.
I love starting fires.
I love starting some big old chimney fires.
Yeah, get a guy who sends 30-foot flames up into the air.
If you need a fire, I'm your guy.
Rachel, are you heading out or are you sticking around?
I'm sticking around just with my own agenda.
Fun.
Cool.
A little audience member.
Hang out in the corner with me.
Should we do our schmores? Yes. I love the schmores. A little audience member. Hang out in the corner with me. Should we do our schmores?
Yes. I love the schmores.
Big win last week. Pretty overwhelming
win. Not nearly as overwhelming
as last week. There were three options
this week. A little different.
I still don't think it. Either way, I won
which I was shocked to meet people on my side. I felt like
Santa Claus was a good pick, but
not good enough. I think I bullied you too much last
week after I talked about how big of a win i had so people
felt bad i probably shouldn't have said that so now people are gonna vote for you again well
hopefully this is the week people feel bad for me i am striking out well i think people felt bad
feel bad for you every week i think that your picks are so bad that bro the rock johnson i was
i was very disappointed that dave and georgianne were not
fans of oh yeah that's right okay i'm uncomfortable did you talk did your dad ever ask you did he ever
say anything to you about like hey uh hey uh scott scott texted me no it was a very brief
conversation before the s'mores real quick i do want to vindicate scott and one uh thing real
quick i'll tell a story i went
with hattie and bo yes i was gonna tell this anyways uh the his pickleball tournament this
past weekend uh yeah he's playing in lenexa scott texted me he's like hey if you need anything to do
it's like yeah dadder days let's do this thing so fun you guys hattie bow and i went uh bow was
pretty into watching pickleball hattie was ready to go to the playground not into fist bumps um
yeah but was but was doing his usual like i'm really shy at first kind of thing gosh i had a breakthrough i had a boke through
today yeah break bro uh-huh boke through yeah like both through yeah okay we finally like
exchanged sentences because the entire time bo has been able to like really speak he's been too
shy to speak around me yeah you guys both were like who who was that talking like you guys heard
him in the distance saying something right i? I was like, that's Bo.
Yeah.
Anyway, keep going.
Anyway, so we were hanging out.
Scott dominated, right?
Yeah.
It was an easy win.
I believe that the fact that there are the who the fact the stat.
Sorry.
The stat is that Scott won like all the points that his opponent scored the entire day.
Wouldn't have even equaled one
15 point win yeah i think it actually ended up being like 18 points okay well you all right
scott lied to me there's a little bit more than we beat barry and tyler 15 to 2 in the championship
game okay so anyway yeah scott just absolutely dominated got a got a medal gave it like promptly
gave it to hattie hattieie thinks it's the coolest thing ever.
Really, truly, she was parading around with it all day.
Oh, that makes me happy.
Yeah, she was so pumped about it.
What kind of lessons are you teaching her?
Exactly.
Oh, we talked about it.
Okay, good, good, good.
I don't know what Mr. Scott teaches you,
but me, listen to me.
You don't deserve that thing.
You gotta earn it.
You're a sinner, saved by grace.
There's no medals in heaven. He can't deserve that thing. You got to earn it. You're a sinner saved by grace. Yeah.
No medals in heaven.
He can't take it with you.
All right.
Yeah.
Anyway, so we were all hanging out and then like we were playing pickleball a little bit,
me and the kids.
And then Scott was getting ready to go.
So, and Scott was like, I don't know how the conversation came up.
You said, you're like, man, I miss pickleball.
And I was like, okay, here's what we need to do.
Let's get out here.
Let's film our video.
And then we'll stick around and play pickleball afterwards yeah and sometime this week or
whatever like because yeah so he mentioned the video thing because we talked about tyson
mcguffin two three weeks ago on the podcast and i was like i was like i guarantee you only one of
those four people at that table know tyson mcguffin oh so we got a little sample size and
scott goes no way dude i was like you think least two, you think that old woman knows Tyson McGovern and he's like,
I guarantee you that.
And so, yeah, like I was like, okay, fine.
And he's like the other two people at the table,
two of them were like workers of the tournament.
He's like, I don't even know if they play pickleball, whatever.
Yeah.
But he was like, okay, fine.
Like let's go ask this old woman.
And I believe you said, Hey, excuse me,
can you settle a bet for me and my friend?
No, I just, I just walked up to her. I said, Hey,
can I ask you a random question? She goes, sure. Very pleasant lady. Yeah.
I go, do you know who Tyson McGuffin is? She looks at me, she goes, sure.
Who wouldn't know him? And I turned to Brad and I was like, thank you.
She looked at me. She's like, how old do you think I am?
And I was like, yeah, it's not about age, lady.
It's just pickleball.
Yeah, she pointed to me and she was like,
I've been this close to him several times.
Yeah.
And I was like.
Seen his tattoos.
Yeah.
I don't agree with him, but I've seen him.
I was so, so vindicated.
Yeah, Scott.
It was, yeah.
He won the tournament.
He didn't even care.
That was his big win.
He wanted a medal for.
Yeah.
I checked my Venmo. I don't have $5 in there for me. Oh my gosh. I'll send that to you after I text the tournament. He didn't even care. That was his big win. He wanted a medal for. Yeah. I checked my Venmo.
I don't have five dollars in there from you.
Oh, my gosh.
I'll say that to you after I text back that.
I need you to.
I need to collect my debts, please.
Yeah, that's right.
Anyway, so I had that story real quick.
Oh, so good.
So that's fun.
Well, never mind.
Scott, before we leave, I'll talk to you after the podcast.
Are you going to be in town this weekend?
Yes.
All right.
Let's talk. you after the podcast. Are you going to be in town this weekend? Yes. All right. Let's talk.
Fun story, too.
Saturday morning, I'm playing in a charity tournament, a pickleball tournament, where
the winning team, each person on the winning team gets a trip to resort in Mexico.
Whoa.
Yes.
Who's putting this tournament on?
It's a lady who's doing it for her son who has like a rare disease.
And it was it wasn't really publicized a whole lot.
They put it on like this Casey pickleball Facebook group.
Sam saw it and signed me up like without even telling me basically she saw it.
She's like,
I'm signing up for this.
You are winning this.
And it sounds like Pam and Kelly.
Yeah.
We're going.
Yes.
They're like Jim and ping pong.
Yeah.
Like I need you to get good to be Daryl.
Yeah.
She signed me up and is like,
you are winning this. Find a partner and you're gonna go bring me players and did he text
you ben yeah yeah he already didn't text me either did you get a good uh so yeah i'm playing
this saturday for a chance to win a trip to mexico like one of me one of four resorts what
are the odds jake and i get into this tournament just have some kind of like all you know and we just win this thing you know what we need to happen when the time is right you can
go on a vacation with rachel yeah yeah when the time yes people actually i'm not going to talk
about now because i think a future s'more i want to do is either one of the two or something both
it's like things we don't talk about enough slash just like amazing
accomplishments i think that i want that to be a s'more whoa and i want to talk about one right
now i'm gonna save it save it baby okay write write down it's like some dog millionaire but
they didn't make a movie about it i'm gonna write i have i have an ongoing list of category or like
topics yes i will be in town this weekend cool so that is very exciting hopefully i win a trip
to mexico that i can't wait to hear about it. Okay. S'morestown?
You texted me.
Are you telling me the reason for that
after the podcast?
Yeah, after, after, after.
Okay, after, after, after.
Our podcast, our s'mores.
All right.
So this week's s'mores topic
is going to be
weird habits slash quirks
that we do.
Yep.
Weird habits slash quirks.
I, one last time,
I get to pick the order.
I don't think it matters because I think we're all going to have pretty different quirks. Yes. What, one last time I get to pick the order. I don't think it
matters because I think we're all going to have pretty different quirks. Yes. So if I just try
to steal all yours on purpose, like what does he do? Um, Brad, me, Scott. Great. Okay. Uh,
my first one, I do have a lot on here. Um, yeah, I'm not, I don't think I'm going to do any of it.
The whole thing that brought this topic about was this one quirk that I do.
And I'm just being transparent about what I do here.
Um,
it's laughing in the car to myself.
I like often I'll just like being goofy moods.
I'm not even like laughing,
like at something funny.
I'm more or less just doing the war dog laugh as I,
as I'm driving.
You do that by yourself.
Like sometimes like,
like if I'm kind of like,
I think there's like an exit,
but really I just like drive too far out of my way to go to like,
like a weird corner of the parking lot. I'm just like,
you're doing it out loud by yourself. No audience, no entertainment to anybody but myself.
I'm just, I'm'm just i'm just rolling
around in the truck or sometimes i'll do it i'll do it when i'm like really really excited about
like like i have the idea for ice cream and i'm like i'm gonna get some ice cream right now like
pulling into anything that is weird dude i know how is someone even gonna like the girl who makes her
just a laugh yeah how is she even gonna yeah anyway that's funny okay that's my first one
that's great um i don't think you might these can you can you write them any of mine are gonna be
that funny uh that's great um It might be equally embarrassing, but
a couple times a week, this is also why I'm going to start off with the most embarrassing,
most transparent one. A couple times a week, as soon as I wake up, maybe I want kind of
an easy transition into the day. I go to the bathroom and I will pee sitting down. That is way worse. That is so bad. No way.
No.
I didn't.
No, you don't.
I didn't quite expect this reaction.
I expected like, oh, wow.
Thank you for being transparent.
I do that from time to time also.
You don't start your day sitting down?
Sure.
Just to pee?
Not to pee.
Yeah, just to pee.
It's nice.
It's like, ah, just to look up.
Yes.
Rachel said yes.
I don't think I've ever, I mean, unless it was like a false alarm on a poop.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I haven't just voluntarily sat down to pee.
Oh, it's nice maybe once when
i was in a winnebago and it was just we were we were on a windy road going to the lake your dad
was like i'm like all right i gotta hunker down here no an easy transition that that's like
oh dude i love standing there we have a little wall next
to ours i just kind of lean on the wall oh yeah see i yeah there's just some days that it's just
like i'm not ready to just like go straight to standing it's like um what do you how do you get
there you just scoot on over i don't want to stand up yet. Yeah. A number of apparatuses intended for handicapped people.
And I get to the bathroom and I prop myself up on the chair.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
So is this something, did you know this about him?
No.
Okay.
Is that a deal breaker?
No.
Already signed the house.
Already signed the paper.
So Virgo, Virgo alert.
Promise house is secured.
That's classic Virgo.
So there's a quirk.
Okay.
Just occasionally. It's just like, I don there's a quirk. Okay.
Occasionally it's just like, I don't feel like standing up right now.
I think it'd be so nice to just sit down,
check my phone,
spend a little more time than I need to just kind of sit in here.
Man.
Okay.
We don't need to get too much into the bathroom humor,
but great.
That's great.
Just a little quirk.
It was the first thing I thought of and it took me another four days to
think of another one.
I was like,
Oh,
this is one.
And I had a lot of time to sit there and think about it every single morning. Yeah. Shout out Rachel. Actually
it took, I think I told you guys, it took me six days to think of two quirks. And in the walk
from our house, when I counted the steps, Rachel was naming quirks of mine. I mean,
I could think of some quirks. Yeah. It was really easy for her. So yeah. Rachel or hold on. Hey,
Rachel, Scott, your turn. turn. OK, my first one.
And this is when we talked about at the dinner table that Sam did not want me to share.
But I think it's totally fine to share.
I have if if they just shared that, I think all things are on the table.
I have not all the time, but oftentimes I have a very peculiar sounding burp where it sounds like a prehistoric
dinosaur maybe a pterodactyl or another how do we know what they sound like all we know is they're
fossils yeah it's it's an odd you know you've heard it several times before can you try and
mimic it it's hard for me to burp but i'm gonna i'm gonna make the noise it goes it's i've heard
it a thousand times in my life all right let's hear it
it's like it's like he's burping and like trying to like make a little like noise like yeah this weird noise it's in there and there's there's that and then there's another one that's like
it's like yeah it's like i don't know it's kind of it's yes I have a very odd sounding
burp on occasion okay
what's your next one quirky burp
quirky burp my next one
I think everyone in this room will
agree with I don't know
that you'll meet people more easily excitable than me.
I get excited about very, very mundane things.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just a lot of things get me fired up.
I mean, it's just like, I don't know.
Maybe it's being in corporate America.
It kind of sucks the life out of you and you have to get excited about stuff.
No, but I respect that about you is that you still get excited because I think a lot of
people go to corporate America
and they lose that.
Yeah, I think I think
almost every kid gets excited
about things like you do.
But a lot of people lose
that childlike joy.
Yes.
So like if I'm going out
for a round of golf with the boys.
Oh, yeah.
Just even the night before
I'm like up late.
Oh, yeah.
Can't sleep.
Ready to go.
Yeah, I know that we just snake drafted,
but a late addition to the game.
Rachel, do you want to?
Do you want to go?
Yes.
Do you have any?
You all right?
You can think.
I'm doing a podcast right now,
so I'll text you later.
OK, I just thought it might be fun.
Sorry.
OK, you could also do mine for
me one of the ones you thought of if you want the one with the bumblebee whatever i'm giving you a
lot to think about um next quirk of mine uh one that rachel thinks is just ridiculous you can't
stand it um i love it's this little thing i love manually updating the apps on my phone what do
you mean manually updating like i'll go into the
app store at least once a day probably three times a day i check it probably maybe more and you go to
the app store and i will click and that's like what you do as like a busy work like bored that's
what he does while he's sitting down peeing it's just like a quick thing it takes like four six
seven seconds quick check cool update oh that's fun uh sleeper league and instagram both have uh
app improvements today let's see what they're fixing.
Oh, you're such a dork.
I think it's fun to see what they're fixing.
I don't even think I would know how to... I mean, I'm sure I could intuitively do it,
but I don't think I've ever even gone to that
button on the app store.
And I'm glad you haven't, because that's what makes it a quirk.
It's a quirky.
So Rachel has seen me do that once,
and she's like, what did I just see you do?
Checking my apps. And she thought of that when when i was like what are some quirks of mine
so that you pride yourself on being efficient prides yourself on being efficient yeah
yeah that is very like inefficient yeah it literally updates for you
anytime you want it to like but how often does it update for you i have no idea because i don't care and i know
okay it updates for me three times a day because i do it myself
um okay good fresh out just more back to you okay my next one i get two i guess um
okay one of them is that while i'm working really anywhere, but it's more of a problem when I'm at a coffee shop.
Whenever I think as I'm typing, I look up and I look around the room.
Oh, yeah.
Rachel notices in me.
Oh, you do that?
Yeah.
Like even the other day, I mean, just a few nights ago, Rachel was like, I could tell you're drafting up a text.
And that was exactly what I was doing.
By the way, I was walking around the room.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I was like looking up and like yeah to the side yeah like like i'll be like working on my computer i'll look up and
i'll every once in a while accidentally i'm not even like really looking at them but i'm looking
in the direction of somebody so i just straight up like stare at somebody and make eyes at them
yeah maybe i'm smizing smizing and yeah i had no idea and so it's kind of this awkward like
zany thing is that like a subtle flex on your typing
ability like i guess so but it's genuinely like it's genuinely it's the same thing with like on
like conversation is that stevie wonder over there don't even need it don't even need it
i i mean i i do it when i talk sometimes too like sometimes it's hard for me to have the same kind
of like mental capacity to think about things if I'm also staring at somebody in the eyes like what
I'm doing right now you're really hard for me like it'd be way easier for me if I looked up at the
ceiling and like thought about as I'm talking to you so that's number two for me uh documenting
that's already documented okay great and then yeah good see and i can i can listen just
fine staring at you but but then like talking it's really hard to stare at you like i'm uncomfortable
right now uh okay and number three for me is um yeah there's another one i think i i anytime i
clap if i'm voluntarily clapping i always clap in odd numbered amounts of claps.
Oh yeah.
I've heard this about you before.
People talk like,
let's go.
Like even at church the other day,
like I clapped 19 times for somebody.
And you know it.
No,
no,
I don't like,
it's not,
it's not like a conscious thing,
but then I can like,
I have,
you know,
that audio memory thing.
So I can literally like listen back.
Like how many
claps i do yeah wait what that's cool what is this superpower you have he got he got bit uh by
something a cicada i'm not gonna tell you where and uh no i can just i can just replay like sounds
to an extent like recent like if i just so you just clapped for somebody and then you thought about it and you're like i clapped 19 times you're able to do that i think so if i'm not too
distracted by like 15 other things while i'm clapping like it's not like i'm at the royals
game like always like yeah like being able to be like well let me see michael a taylor that was a
17 clapper you know like yeah but yeah sometimes yeah, sometimes. Wow. It's kind of remarkable. It's kind of quirky.
Kind of quirky.
So write that down.
Odd Clapper.
Clap in odd numbers is what I wrote down.
Thank you.
Yep.
Mine is somewhat similar.
I've really started to notice this, I think when I got to college and maybe I mentioned
on the podcast before, but constantly competing with myself, playing games with myself.
Scott, if you just want to write down playing with myself playing games with myself scott if you just want to write down playing with myself but one specific memory i have is like i would always like try i was just like betting and
wagering with myself like all right i need to walk to the library from my dorm how many steps
is it going to be and i would try to see it was like 6 21 and i would count and i would walk and
someone talked to me i was like dang it so i have So I'd have like, all right, 147, 147.
It's your area code mixed up.
Hey, how's it going?
And I would stop.
And I was like, I hope they don't want to walk to class with me
because I want to keep my steps going.
So stuff like that, or just like,
I remember in a certain house I lived in Kansas City,
there were two different ways to get there,
which were like equidistant.
I couldn't tell.
And so I would keep a note in my phone
and I would time myself.
When I got to this mile marker, I would start the timer and I did it time and time again until I got enough sample size. And I would
like test and see which one is fastest. Interesting. So like always running like test and doing games
and just like a lot of times it's subconscious. I'm not even aware of it. Um, but yeah, just like
always competing with myself over the just dumbest things. Like, can I, all right, I'm microwaving
this for 30 seconds. Can I get all the laundry out of the dryer onto my bed and back to the
microwave before oh yeah it ends it's amazing how long 30 seconds is right i when i sit down and pee
golly scott in the morning
just let him giggle yeah let him finish melinda all right scott what is your what are your last
two i didn't mean that in any inappropriate way for the record i i will i will press the 30 second
button on my microwave and i will go do so many things i'll come back and there's still like 13
seconds left so really it's amazing how long 17 seconds is scott you know what you can do in 13
seconds get in field goal position and beat the Buffalo bills. Darn right. You can.
I would have loved it.
We are on the same page.
We both just acted like we had no idea what Scott was talking about.
Like how long could we keep it going?
13.
Who?
No,
we haven't played the bills yet this season.
Yeah.
Chargers sound familiar.
Yeah.
Oh,
you mean the chargers?
That would have been awesome.
Sorry,
but no,
you are right.
Sometimes time is interesting time is
interesting sometimes i'll like fast forward a podcast 50s or i'll like go back this is hard
to explain scott what's yours um this one i noticed on sunday morning when i was getting
ready for church when i tie my tie you know how to tie tie i know how to tie tie? I know how to tie tie. Okay. Me too. I sway back and forth.
Oh, fun quirk, fun quirk.
I don't do this like in any other facet of getting ready.
Only during tie tie.
When I tie my tie, I uncontrollably sway back and forth on my feet.
Yeah.
Interesting.
And I've tried, and if I stop, like I'll catch myself doing it, I'll stop.
Then I kind of like forget what the next step in tying my tie is.
You struggle, yeah.
You only go single Windsor that day. Yeah very it's a very rhythmic thing for me sure
cool i just let the muscle memory take over that's a good quirk yeah that's fun pretty quirky quality
quirk pretty great quirk um a lot of great guys so when are we gonna do uh honorable mentions
double windsor bow yeah rachel will be or no do you have some rachel okay cool we'll need
you to get into a mic whenever you're ready to talk yeah thank you right now rachel just said
you tell me when it's your podcast full of their podcast wait oh now you are oh he split it so
that's why i thought yeah no uh brad's podcast brad podcast sorry I do not like watching you guys fight like this yeah
second fight
alert
that's our quirk
we like to fight in public
okay
go ahead
okay
do you want
do I need like a vulnerable one
like everybody's had
I think that would be great
that'd be fun
okay
a vulnerable
um
my cousin and I figured this out in high school.
Sorry.
I was about to be like, sometimes in the morning, I'm not quite ready to sit, so I just stand up.
I've been laying for so long, I've got to stretch my legs out.
You've got to stretch out a little bit.
Your cousin?
My cousin and I, I remember us both talking about this in high school.
I'm like, wait, you do this too?
You can pluck nose hairs in your car and it's efficient it's like you're shaving in your car oh really yep just say bring a tweezer if you ever see hairs in the car it's
i can't believe you do that oh every now and then once a month all the grief you give me for shaving
in the car yeah because i't know. Look down.
Yeah.
Because I had that.
That's one of my quirks.
We talk about it all the time, so I wasn't going to say it on the podcast.
But yeah, big car shaver.
Saves time.
That's so much more, though.
Why shave other time when less time more efficient?
Point that toward.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Nose plug in the car.
Nose plug in the car.
Cool.
Try it.
Try it.
I think you get three.
You get three right now.
Okay. I wrote them down. Oh it. Try it. I can get three. You get three right now. Okay.
I wrote them down.
Oh, here's one.
Sort of just keeping a seatbelt on, keeping a purse on, keeping a coat on for an extended
period of time.
That is a good quirk.
I'll notice.
Yeah.
Say that again.
She'll like keep like seatbelts on or a purse on.
It's like we've been sitting down at Brad's house for three hours watching a Chiefs game.
You don't need your purse on anymore.
I'm okay with it.
I'm okay with that. I think it's a I get a sense of security from it
I've yep I've reflected on it I think that's what no that's great it's definitely a quirk that's a
good answer thank you because yeah yeah yeah yeah I feel like that's also kind of like the trend
these days like kids wear the like the fanny packs those were seat belts kids do those kids
those kids yeah that's tough that's tough that's tough, isn't it? Yeah, that's tough.
That's tough.
Terry, I'll stay close to this.
Miss Coop is all stay full.
She's so tough.
Oh, that was a good line last year.
That was like one of her kids said that about her.
Because it was April Fool's Day, and he showed up to school with his mom's shoes on.
And so he was sort of freaking out about it, and I got a call from the office.
It was just to send a kid down.
But I was like, oh, my gosh. I'll say call from the office. It was just to send a kid down.
But I was like, oh, my gosh.
I'll say his name is Z.
Like, Z, that was your mom.
Like, she wants her shoes back.
And so he was panicking.
He was, like, looking out the window like it was the worst day of his life.
I only let it go on for, like, 30 seconds.
I was like, just kidding.
And then he was like, Miss Coop, you stay foolin'. You stay foolin'.
I love that.
Like, that is a compliment.
Thank you.
You stay foolin'. All right like that is a compliment thank you you stay fooling all right
what's your third one okay my third one is aged water my dad will appreciate this
it's good wait did you talk about it at one point it was on the patreon volleyball oh i learned about
yeah aging your volleyball or aging your water while so aged water is it's a it's you just fill a glass
glass works best not a plastic cup a glass cup and you put it in the fridge with your ice and
your water no cover no cover you can have a cover put a water bottle in there but just let it sit
for a few hours in the ice melts or if there's no ice the water gets colder and it is crisp it is delicious sure i mean if you can do it
overnight that's ideal but yeah let it really marinate but it is good water it is refreshing
no isaac agrees with me you're telling me you could blind taste test age water yes yes that's
patreon yes yes yes definitely for sure it's so much better it's just perfect temperature
i'm gonna come over here in two weeks and like rachel get any painting done she's like no but
i've i can tell the difference in aged water or not i've been practicing i've been practicing on
the sink deposits in the refrigerator yeah there's like a hundred bottles in the fridge yeah they're
all dates on them a1 a2 i don't hate it like back in the day like my end of your podcast mike
i don't hate it like back in the day um, like my- End of your podcast, Mike. End of your podcast. I don't hate it. Like back in the day, my family, like we would just drink water bottles and like refill them
and put them in the fridge and like overnight.
Yeah, it was great.
It was like, yeah, we didn't have like a case of water bottles.
We just did that.
And it was not terrible.
So I don't hate it, but I don't know if it's like, oh, you could taste that that water's
been around for a few days.
What about this? Is it the
temperature or the...
You think there's a different flavor. I think... Because you need to
try the Kohl again if it's a temperature thing.
You're right. You're right.
I think... So my family has well
water, I believe, because they're in the country.
So it tastes... Their water tastes
so good in Iowa. Straight from the ground, baby.
So I think I'm used to the good taste
and the good temperature. For some reason, I was anticipating
well water being gross, but it's good.
I know you would think. It is delicious.
No water tastes better
than Olathe tap water.
Olathe tap? I'm going to be honest.
Something about your Olathe
tap tasted funky to me.
Maybe it was the cups you used.
The cups. Just being honest.
Growing up, that's why I had so much Ovaltine.
No cap?
Ovaltine is amazing.
Whose turn is it now?
You have three?
I have three. Honestly, Rachel can just do four
and we'll work our way back around.
Would you like to do four and then we can work our way back around?
Sure, let's work our way back.
My last one is
I think I've done this ever since typing class,
but like right there
it says frameworks.
If I read that
like in church
or in class
or somewhere,
I would like type it
with my fingers.
And it's really fun
when it's like
a multiple of three.
So that one wouldn't be fun.
So Jake Triplett,
J-A-K-E-T-R-I-P-L-E-T-T.
That's fun to type.
Whoa.
You would spell it?
You would do those
kind of at a time?
Yeah.
He's a weirdo.
The threes are nice.
Quirky, quirky, quirky.
What do I even type for that?
Typing in threes?
Imaginary type.
Yeah, like on my life.
Imaginary type.
Good one.
S-C-O-T-E-E-T-T.
Wow.
Imaginary typing in threes.
Yeah.
Okay.
That bothers me so much that you only do three at a
time. I'll go S C O T T and I'd be so much faster. You're typing. Well, no, no. Okay. But
gotcha practice typing. So you, you see this and you, you, you type that right here.
And actually, yeah, since there's a W in my head, I'm saying the letters, so I wouldn't say W quick.
I would say F-R-A-M-E, duh, bull, U-O-R-K-A-S.
Well, it's like a syllable thing.
Yeah, maybe it is.
She's strange, dude.
That's great.
I love this.
I love this schmoor.
This is my favorite schmoor.
Just like all the intricacies.
It's so interesting.
I can't remember who I would have shared this with if it was my dad
or you or someone the same some old ball and chain back in the day but i remember having an idea for
a podcast and i wanted to call it like the the things we all do or something maybe it's just a
solo podcast i was gonna have different people on i wanted to talk quirks and stuff because i'm such
a big believer that we all do such weird things i'm not even gonna get into what i do with power
lines but you know we all do like really weird things all the time in our heads. I mean,
that's, that's such a great example of just like, we're weird. Everybody's so weird. It's
fascinating though. I always think like, I'm a weirdo by myself and I'm a pretty normal guy,
right? Like that's, I always, I think that can say like every time I'm laughing to myself while
I'm driving, like I'm like seemingly very normal in public.
There's some people out there that seem weird in public.
What are they doing behind closed doors?
Right.
Like when they're when they get done at Chipotle in their pajama pants, what do they do in their car?
Right.
Yeah.
What are they?
Yeah, exactly.
So Rachel, that's a good one.
Great job, Rachel.
T-H-A-N-K-Y.
Period.
Oh, you.
Oh, you. You messed it up oh you guys that was great that was great
um all right my last one that rachel reminded me of is um it's kind of like scott's i think
maybe it's scott's turn i don't know is it sorry i lost track of the order when we introduced a
fourth person in the middle of it sorry guys it's okay i don't know which uh this is the last minute
thing i just thought of since we're on
kind of the imaginary train um when i'm listening to music i will like imaginarily play the piano
of like the rhythm oh fun like in threes or no just just how it goes or like it's funny i've
noticed sam will kind of do it too like we'll be holding hands in the car listening to a song hey and we'll both kind of be like playing the song with our fingers oh yeah
yeah i did that yeah yeah that's kind of you flute it you flout she does not like oh i love this song
peace up a town down
that's great all right um okay is it my turn or yeah it's your turn you've already said four so
no it's your time i think it would be my turn thank you i only said three
really yeah but you can you can be sarcastic all you want you really only said three as far as i
can remember yeah you're right you're right you're right bad, your podcast. Yeah, Rachel gave me this one.
It's kind of similar to your
like kind of excitable one, Scott.
But Rachel has noticed
and thankfully finds it
to be a good quality.
But she's noticed the reframing
that I do so often.
It's so like subconsciously
and effortlessly.
Like I think I've talked about
before the podcast.
I am optimistic sometimes to a fault. And there was one time that rachel thinks is so funny where were we at
when this happened oh yeah we're outside andy's and there was like a bee um flying around and
bothering all of us and so i went to kill it and i missed it and i mean just instantly i i wasn't
even trying to be funny i was like actually that's probably good because it could have like fallen on
my ice cream or like landed on on our leg or something like that.
And Rachel started dying laughing.
She's like, you can't help it, can you?
You just can't help it.
Everything is good.
Everything is positive.
That was actually, oh my gosh, I'm so glad I didn't get that.
There's like a bee shortage.
They're going extinct.
And if we kill that thing, who's going to pollinate?
It feels like something I have to do.
It feels like it's a great pollinate it feels like something i have to do it doesn't
feel it feels like a um you know like it's like compulsive you know it feels like i'm compelled
to like do this thing where it's like that's actually good like i'm like yeah this whole
one car garage thing that's actually fun because now i have an opportunity to serve rachel and i
can like scrape her windshield when it snows out there you go how fun is that that's awesome that's what everyone wants yeah so okay
back to you uh okay i think my last one is going to be something i hope that you guys relate to
this um but i still do it to this day i don't know i think we probably all went through a similar
phase maybe i'm wrong um but back in the day great video game that we all played, hopefully. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
Yeah.
Still to this day,
anytime I see something,
like basically any flat surface
that has an edge on it,
I think to myself,
like,
if this were in Tony Hawk,
I would grind on that.
Dude,
this is kind of my power lines thing.
Scott!
This is kind of my power lines thing.
I imagine myself,
if I'm not driving, if i'm in the passenger anywhere
in a car if i'm yeah a passenger i will look at like it's hard to explain what goes on in my head
but it's like i'm trying to shoot lines out of my feet horizontally to match like they would they
would hit like so i will like kind of like ssx tricky or like like well hold on there's two
things one it's like i'm trying to like hit like a bass pedal with my left foot and that will shoot
a line out to the right to try and hit the power line at the base of it at the right time but also
if i have a view of the power lines i'm imagining i'm grinding the side of it and i'm like watching
to see like how i would grind the power lines okay can't help it no i love it dude yeah yeah
little honorable mitch do you know what tony
hawk yeah rachel's too young for this like so tony hawk is a video game like a skateboarding
video game and grinding is just basically when you like make your skateboard jump up and you
take the edge of it and you just like would run it across this table right here you could grind
so many different things in this room i'm talking i'm talking this window sill right here window
so right here those two things right there fan blade oh grindable
Brad's hair
door grind maybe for like a
.2 seconds this thing right here grindable
boom grind yeah grind
out all of it so
yeah my arm grind I
still do it though like that is random
it has never gone away I just
think it's I still think about it so yeah
yep really really
relate to that one thank you i appreciate that uh so those are our s'mores scott you want to
or do you have no yeah we all need a recap yeah recap for us okay brad war dog laugh to himself
in the car look around the room while typing. Clap in odd numbers.
Imaginary skateboard grinding on flat surfaces with an edge.
It's very shorthanded to the last one.
Jake, peeing sitting down in the morning.
Oh, I did say that, didn't I?
Manually updating apps on phone.
Playing with himself. Optimistic to a fault. fault thank you what did playing with himself actually as the games and the wagers with myself
oh yeah little competitions okay uh scott peculiar sounding burps easily excitable swaying while
tying my tie playing songs on imaginary piano while listening to them okay good rachel nose pluck
in the car keeping a purse on longer than needed aged water imaginary typing in sequences of three
that's good those are good quirks you guys got any honorable minch at a moment's notice
another one rachel gave me a big car sitter you know this about me yes yeah get get somewhere
not in a hurry oh sit in that thing
it's like we left at the same time where is jake yeah oh he's been outside for 25 minutes
probably updating like his apps i'm so efficient yeah okay yeah that's a rather inefficient part
of my day but uh famous ones of yours for me are well i've been pointing out lately the the if you guys
notice in the jean shorts now and i think it's turning into real life jake is starting to do
the pinky point i've been pointing with the bank is that like an elvis thing like uh my boy maybe
i don't know if that's a quirk of rachel's it's kind of this funny ongoing thing in the movie
elvis uh scott you appreciate this the colonel always refers to elvis as my boy and unfortunately rachel has started referring to
me as my boy all the time in like the colonel's like dutch accent she'll always do that in the
accent yeah she does can you say really his accent is so weird my my boy so that is my boy
honorable mention for rachel you look at gene shorts videos though jake often he'll go huh no and he'll do the pinky point i've never noticed that also jake does the tongue wag or
yeah is that still happening oh yeah it happened right now i was doing that on purpose like so
many times this episode i've noticed it yeah it's like instead of saying um just a quick
yeah i was really bummed when i saw the special come out i was like oh i'm getting after it with
the tongue had no idea oh really i think it's a um replacement yeah which is which is probably
better way better yeah it's kind of i mean it's kind of tongue wag swag it's kind of hot uh my boy
uh okay my honorable mentions i've talked about before but drinking water before i go to bed
because it feels so good to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and then have
like four hours so weird you get it a little bit like you know what it
feels like to wake up and then like be like I have so much more time to sleep great feeling
fleeting feeling uh also talked about this one on the podcast I think I have to match my like if I'm
wearing like a shirt and shorts to bed like they're not like pajamas but I have to make sure
they match I can't wear like a you know lime green shirt and like red shorts or something like that i'm with you there probably
i'd be just fine in fact i'd be just fine until age 28 doing that just out in public yeah um
okay let's see oh short steps you know me i'll do my short steps uh i do that voice that's a character Lucky where I'm like oh was
yeah
das
sometimes do that
by myself
like
okay
and then Catherine
says I do this
like I roll
my fingers a lot
like when I'm just
you know
whatever
show the camera
if you're gonna do it
do it
oh yeah
and then this one as well
like sometimes
when I'm really tired
and I'm in bed
I'll stretch out my legs
and like basically
look like I'm having like a seizure with my legs so I do that when
I stretch the nuts in a seat
that's somebody's gonna do something with that video. Thurbush is going to have a field day with that clip.
Andrew!
Be nice.
I do that.
I love stretching in a seat and doing it like with the arms.
Like you ever go back, you like lose motor control.
I remember in class when I dropped my pencil.
Yes.
Oh, feels good.
Yeah, for just a second. The legs is way funnier. You ever do like a high-pitched noise when you do that
i'll sometimes produce a high-pitched noise when i stretch like that yeah maybe i think
i've done it a fair time yeah yeah yeah yeah all right that's you don't do that
ask my wife really yeah oh and then i also wrote down speaking of noises uh a i i say
i say that it's out of control dude that runs a little bit yeah like every time i get in the car
out of the car hey yeah taking it in one all the time i actually put that in my comedy special that
and like the the involuntary grunting yeah with all that stuff i have palmer doing that like crazy
she loves that.
You got any honorable Minch?
Yeah, I got a few honorable Minch.
And I noticed I felt kind of stupid.
I was watching the Jean shorts,
socially unaware people.
And it came across the, the drummer,
the tapper.
I,
I do specifically reggaeton beats only.
Boom.
Boom.
Just like if I'm just kind of hanging out. You say reggaeton beats, like there's multiple like different beats. Reggaeton beats only boom boom just like if i'm just kind of doing beats like
there's multiple like different beats reggaeton beat well no there's multiple because you can do
it faster oh that's not multiple that's not multiple way different like kind of like that
that's the same i will i will reggaeton drum okay So that's one thing. I can identify most cars by their headlights or taillights.
Brad talked about this day with Trey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, yeah, I thought we could have a whole video of like, you give me one headlight.
I think I could.
Yeah.
Brad was like, hey, that was a good song.
He's like, I'm not saying this is a video, but I'm saying this could spur on some brainstorming.
Yeah.
I can identify headlights.
And Jake's like, okay.
Do you remember when I was? yeah i can identify most cars why do you think that is i kind of diagnosed it myself today i just think while driving i just some something i noticed
something i pay attention to but do you know why that's not the same answer when i was a kid i used
to try to replicate i used to turn like the back of a car into a face.
Like the taillights would be the eyes and the license plate would be kind of like buck teeth.
And so I try to recreate what a car looks like on my face.
Is that what I said?
That should be the top four probably.
Buck teeth is wild.
My thought for why I recognize all the headlights is because i used to always be so scared of cops like because i was like i thought i was gonna be
speeding so i was always looking is that a cop is that a cop scared of the fuzz yep
my last one is i in general have a terrible memory like really bad memory but i can remember just
about every sports moment yeah scores and you guys know
that like scotty scoreboard i remember like technically they had 18 points and like if
somebody asked me about a round of golf i can tell you like literally every single shot that i had
wow you are uncanny at that yeah but otherwise i have a horrible memory. So that's okay.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
Good s'mores.
Good s'mores, everyone.
Fun.
Rachel, thanks for joining.
Thanks for still being here.
It is, uh,
oh, oh,
what military time is it right now?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 10.
Oh, 11.
Is it 10 hours?
It's just 10.
Oh, oh, 10.
Oh, 11.
Oh, 11 hours.
What?
You think it's 11? Oh, now it's 12, 11. I just thought it was 12, 10. Well, 10. Oh, 11. Oh, 11 hours. What do you think is 11?
Oh, now it's 12,
11.
I just looked,
it was 12,
10.
Well,
I know,
but you're wrong.
It's all 11.
I don't know.
I never served.
Yeah.
It was never a nurse.
Never a chaplain.
That's when you need to know.
Once again,
that's how it's supposed to be like crazy funny.
I'm just referencing people that use military time. I like that joke
I like that trick cuz then he's gonna get frustrated that like I wasn't even trying to be that funny
Like it was just like a stupid little thing. I'll say first impressions. I like a lot more and Rachel does it
Okay, this is pretty funny.
This is pretty good now.
Okay, okay, it's funny.
You're funny.
Stop, stop, stop. Stop.
That was, oh my gosh. That was a build-up was that uncomfortable for you rachel you're comfortable
oh it's all comfortable
yeah yeah oh my gosh all right all right let's let's wrap this up uh brad review the week yes
uh mine's coming from hayley corinne five stars uh do you see the whole
title on yours it just says re-download the podcast's app just for this review awesome if
you haven't listened to ghost runners pod yet and you've made your way to the reviews to see if it's
worth listening to this is your sign to give it a listen your mondays will get a whole lot better
lastly let me be the first to welcome you to the ghosty fam. Thank you, Haley.
Oh, I got kind of like a headache after that laughing thing.
Why?
What happened?
I thought there wasn't a lot of breathing.
No, yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Similar.
I can't get this to work.
So, Brad, what is my review of the week?
Your review of the week is coming from Knitting Fanatic 207.
Thank you.
The best knitting podcast out there.
Aw.
My favorite podcast
on knitting.
The way they tell
terrifying ghost stories
mixed with motivational
running tips
but then bring it back
to make you
just the best knitter
you could possibly be
is just incredible.
Seriously though,
Jake and Brad,
thank you so much.
I'm 10 episodes
until I'm caught up.
Cool.
It's pretty heartbreaking.
I appreciate the last, but also the godly example y'all are to everyone who listens.
I honestly hope that I once that once I bag my dough, I can have a relationship that honors
God the way y'all's relationship with your babes of the week does.
Keep it up.
Your South Carolina correspondent will always be cheering you on.
Oh, wow.
I picked a good review.
Yeah, it was a great.
That was a good one.
Thank you, Miss Knitting Fanatic.
All right, Brad, would you like to end this episode with a jingle?
Oh, yeah.
This one's coming from our guy, Alden Cronin.
Alden Cronin.
Let me...
Sorry, I never, I guess, sent you a...
I got an instrumental here.
Oh, perfect.
You ready? No. Sorry, I never, I guess, sent you a... I got an instrumental here. Oh, perfect. Okay.
You ready?
No.
Rachel, you ever been here before one of these?
Oh, sure.
It's about to get loud.
It's about to get... I don't know.
This one's a pretty chill one.
All right, here we go.
Some people call me Big Daddy
Some call me Father 3
Some people call me String Bean
As I record the Ghost Runners pop
Talking about our lives, baby the ghost runners pop talking about
all our lives baby
talking about
basketball
every Monday morning
Monday morning
Monday morning
cause I'm right here
right here right where I belong Cause I'm right here Right here, right where I belong
Cause I'm a baller
Not quite a scholar
I'm a potter
And I'm blue collar
Love hanging out with my son
I'm a joker
Neighbor smokers
Life updates, they're mediocre.
In the basement having fun.
Cause I'm a bollard.
Oh.
Well, it's just you are.
Tell them what else.
You know when it's fine.
Good luck.
Do you know when it comes back in?
Cause I don't.
No, good luck. Because I don't. No.
Good luck.
I think not yet.
Give me a spirit.
What instrument is that?
Feel good about this right here?
Catherine's on.
My babe of the week. Yeah, we're back.
We're back.
Man, this wood is all covered in tea.
Go see, go see, go see, go see, go see, go see all the time.
Ooh, EJ, that was sure a good time.
Because I'm a baller, not quite a scholar.
I'm a potter, and I'm blue collar
Love hanging with my son
Isaac
I'm a joker, neighbor smokers
Life updates, they're mediocre
In the basement having fun
I'm a baller, not quite a scholar I'm a potter, fun I'm a father, my parents colored
I'm a potter, and I'm a color
I'm out here hanging with my son
I'm a joker, name of smokers
Life of dates, they're mediocre
In the basement having fun
that's good
you can
that's good
great job
Brad
everyone at home
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All right.
Oh, good job, Brad.
Thank you to Alden Cronin.
Yeah, Alden.
Great job.
Was that his first single written?
No, I think he's got a few under his belt.
Yeah, in his arsenal.
Good job, Alden.
Thank you for writing that.
Good job, as always, Brad, performing it.
In the middle of that, I was reminded, Rachel told me today that she was,
she listened to us last week.
I don't know if other people listened to us.
We said, hey, it's Tuesday.
You have to do something nice on Tuesday.
Yes.
She said she sent someone $5 for coffee.
Awesome.
I totally forgot to do something, so.
Me too.
Legally, we now kind of have, two is one.
Legally.
Not yet.
In some states.
So, reminder, if you didn't do anything nice for someone last week this tuesday be encouraged do two things nice just a nice little tiny gesture
something right right some tiny gesture just just a little joke send them like a joker
from a card like hey a little gesture a little gesture that's like an amelia bedelia line like you
remember amelia bedelia the uh yeah i never read them it was it was something stuff like that where
they just like like go hang like like oh like her name's lucille oh there's like a yeah i'm trying
i'm trying to remember like oh what would they do with those are the seals they would do something
with the bulbs on the you know like they was talking about like gardening bulbs like the radishes or something and she would take the light bulbs and go put
them outside or something like just do a give a small gesture to somebody else and just give a
little small gesture rachel what have you started she's loving it she's like oh it really is I love it every time she does it
even though it's like well
it's the exact reaction but that is pretty funny
it was well timed
it's a great thing to do
anyway alright good episode Scott thanks for being here
Rachel
good seeing ya
everyone vote on the s'mores in the Facebook group.
Tell the Facebook group if you haven't.
Brad, anything else we need to tell them?
October 1st, McLean's.
Get there if you want to come see some cutting boards in action.
Yeah.
By inaction, I mean they're going to be just sitting there for the purchasing.
Great coffee.
Great community of food.
And also my friend Sophie, Peter's wife, will also be selling awesome things there.
How about that?
So you don't have to support me.
Support her.
She makes.
Oh, dude, she's like a really good artist.
She like does all sorts of different prints and everything.
Yeah.
See his watercolor.
Sophie.
Oh, yeah.
She would dominate this paint.
If you live in Huntsville, Alabama, then I already perform there and you missed it.
But if you live in Orlando, I'm coming there this weekend.
The dough.
The dirty dough. That's what they call it right go magic yeah all right we love you guys thank you so much for
listening support us on cameo if you want us to say something funny yeah i've had a lot of cameos
come through um i think the last thing i ask is just please someone tell me that you also pee sitting down. Just one other person. One other man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Good episode.
See you guys.
Love you guys.
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