Ghostrunners - 178 - Using a Bidet for the First Time
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Hey Jake. Hey Brad. I did something for the first time earlier today and Scott's not here this time
so he's not going to wheeze uncontrollably at the slightest innuendo. You think people every
single week now are like, when are we going to know if Scott's going to be on? You know,
for better or for worse. There's got to be teams forming, you know, one way or the other. Right
now everyone that's in their head kind of has a side. Like, thank goodness. Or, oh, we're going to miss the
weeds. The Monday is only like a 8.5 now instead of a 10 for some people. Which we don't know the
exact timing. I bet there's a good chance Scott does join for the second half of this podcast.
You think he's going to be here physically? Yeah. Really? Scott. Yeah, you're right. You're right.
He's like, yeah, I could probably're right he's like yeah i could probably
make it for the last you know 15 to 20 minutes or so so i'll drive i'll drive like an hour you
know round trip to get here but uh yeah better get this story out of the way before scott's here
or there's gonna be a lot of wheezing uh so yeah the the new house the promise house uh a few
things were left house is what we're calling the p house yeah uh the house
i like to pee sitting down in um which by the way all you guys are freaks i got so much i can't
believe that dude i got i got texts from people i haven't heard of since college i mean like dude my
my wife sent me that clip dude yes it's a great way to start the day oh my goodness great huderberg
texted me he's like hey you know lauren sent me the clip he's like it's awesome a great way you would easy transition
of the day check the phone take a load off ever i can't believe that i took such a bold stance
not knowing if a single person got to relate to me and thankfully a lot of people a lot of people
like literally just texted me her friend she's with her friend kate she said kate told me to
tell you that she listened to this week's podcast and on her uh oh on her flight yeah yeah and she laughed
out loud when you said you sit down to pee because she is dating someone named jake and he does too
no way i i did i sat down i whatever i i usually defecate in the morning parents you sit down tell
your kids if you want to what that means and i And I sit down to do that. And I sat down today and obviously, usually I, I urinate before I defecate.
And I thought to myself, if this was all I was doing, I would be sick.
I would be, I would, I would be, I would be sick of myself.
No, I, yeah.
You're just how long, uh, uh, uh, over under three and a half minutes that you're sitting
there.
Ooh, that's a good over under.
I bet it's, it's probably under that it's crazy yeah yeah yeah because that also is like
if you're gonna be there you might as well defecate then no it's yeah that is funny and
the more i think about it it makes sense that you're not about this because you hate the ground
hate the ground so sitting i do love sitting though because sitting is not the ground but it's closer to the ground
yeah well i also don't love jumping it's not like i'm like hey those monkey bars are my favorite
thing all right anyway anyway anyway uh the promise house came with a few things uh they left
uh a extra fridge in the garage just covered in their children's drawings
uh sticker that says what would jimmy buffett do uh moonshine it appears to be moonshine in
the fridge and old pizzas i don't know what it is it looks like nasty enough to be kombucha but
not like plant-based enough i know i know we're getting way off track from the story but what's
up with what's up with moonshine like is it illegal is it not illegal is it like legal some places it's a good question is it recently legal like i feel like people are
drinking moonshine now and i'm like is it one of those things where it's like yeah it's like a
cuban cigar where it's illegal but people have them i don't i don't know those are illegal oh
yeah how come because they're from cuba i think we're not allowed to like import anything from
cuba i don't know about anything, but I know about cigars.
Weird.
That seems like such a weird rule.
It is.
We just,
we hate those guys.
I think they hate us.
I,
I know so much about global Americans.
Americans love everybody.
People just don't like America.
I'm a global,
just affairs expert.
I know so much about what's going on.
Uh,
you're GIE.
They left us.
I'm a gay.
They left just bottles of weird stuff in the fridge
they didn't clean out at all just a ton of just honestly garbage which is a bummer one of the
other things they left was a bidet in the uh master bath oh yeah and house b day i've been
you know just kind of knowing like hey you're there's certain things in life that can be scary and you need to kind of be
uh encouraged to do them hey yo
should i do the rachel laugh i haven't listened back to that yet i haven't yet either okay i'm
excited too i was in the moment i was like i love this she's funny dude yeah yeah she's funny she
sent me a screenshot a couple days ago it was was like Our first like exchanges ever and we were funny. It was nice to look back it cuz it wasn't cringy
It was like oh we were both really funny with each other right off the bat. Do you do you wanna do you want to keep?
a private
It's okay. Yeah, it was pretty
Pretty PG. Hey, oh 17. No, it was just like funny stuff
Okay, I'm not ever gonna get to this is great
Also, one of the things that you guys left or that they left was a frozen piece of like hamburger like frozen
That was pretty great what thank you for that by the way we have in our house
I'm sure we'll use it sometime. I 100% know what happened. They moved in a hurry
They were trying to just like offload everything they had in here and there was a frozen like I don't know
Pound of meat. Yeah, well, i don't know pound of meat you think
yeah well i don't know idea you that's one of those things like cuban cigars you could tell
me that's 18 pounds i believe you like sure no idea especially with cost i would be the worst
person couldn't even take an educated guess brother the price is right yeah no get my mom
get every single mom on there don't ask a millennial yeah i'd be on the showcase showdown
just looking at every other person yeah outside no clue uh but that sorry can we talk about that
really quick like the the pound of meat or whatever talk about the meat yeah they definitely
they left in a hurry they're trying to get everything out of the fridge and up in like
the freezer shelf it's just it's jammed into the like the top of the freezer and you can't get it
out because it's so frozen and you can't even get the shelf off because it's so perfectly fitting in there.
So they just left it.
So the first night you guys got here.
First thing, one of the first things you did in the house was unplug the fridge and wait for it to thaw out and give it to the else's house.
Swarm it, reverse housewarming, which I don't know if it's good to like unfreeze, refreeze, whatever.
We'll let you know in a few weeks.
I don't think we like it didn't like thaw like outdoors for days. didn't but i took it home and there was some there was some blood blood in
the bag well you know once again don't know if that's bad yeah i mean worked out for oj
uh-oh oh i do i think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and
white me too then west best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun
and go ahead, get on your feet
because it's the Ghost Brothers Podcast.
There are some weeks, guys,
that we have plenty to talk about.
And there's other weeks where it's like, hey, man, I don't know exactly what we're going to be talking about this week.
And those are the fun weeks, baby, because then we talk about OJ and bloody meat.
That was the bidet story.
No, I want to hear it.
What did you guys think?
Let's start the next part, next piece of meat in the podcast.
Yeah, that was the appetizer.
Something else they left behind was a bidet, a fully installed bidet in the master bath.
And I knew it was like, this is my opportunity to like, try this. I wouldn't have done it on
my own necessarily, but now that it's like available, it's like, it's, it's time. And so
I made sure Rachel's out of town this weekend. You know, I made sure like,
this is going to be a very private thing. I gonna be a very private thing I don't want anyone around I don't even know what's going on you want to be able to
fail a few times and not be like you know this is my journey yeah okay I don't want anyone bothering
me I put my phone on airplane mode between me and the bidet and uh and so yeah you know and as a man
you know this is these are baby steps really I got I got a prostate exam coming
Cosmetic I mean like 40% of men have to get that 40% no idea 100%
I'm pretty sure 100% of man have to get a colonoscopy colonoscopy. There's no way colonoscopy like that. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, a hundred percent of men. Yes
Yes, that's a major procedure. No, it's not it's wait, colonoscopy is like when they test you for your colon cancer.
Everybody gets tested.
Everybody, dude.
Everybody.
I'm going to Google.
It's like, it's like when you turn, when you turn, whatever it is, 45, 50 years old.
Yeah.
The prostate exam.
No, dude, they're different.
Colonoscopy.
Everyone gets them.
Huh?
Okay.
Dude, you're getting a noscopy you are you're
getting the nosc okay so i googled mandatory colonoscopy i don't know if that was the right
term but the top article says five reasons not to get a colonoscopy by columbia surgery that's
the internet dude okay well it's not like i went searching for like don't get colonoscopy
information um okay colonoscopy information.
Okay.
Colonoscopies are not only important screening tool, but actually preventative because they can detect precancerous polyps.
Maybe.
I mean, it's not like mandatory, mandatory, but I think you should.
I think if you're a male out there and you are 56 years old or above, you've had a colonoscopy.
Comment below if you, you know, are still alive and haven't gotten one yet
yeah last week it was like convince brad not to get a cat this time convince jake to get a
colonoscopy even if you haven't had one just like let's see what you got knack baxter certified
indeed he'll he'll let you know the nosc is necessary it's funny there's clearly a ton of
men gooing this because a lot of the suggested searches are like can i avoid a colonoscopy
is it required why do i have to get a colonoscopy?
Um, dude. Yeah. The things that like, like the conversations, it's so amazing. Like as you get
older, the things that you're interested in talking about just continue to change. Obviously
it's around the river bend. It's coming. Yeah. Well, well like the thing right now for me in my
thirties and my friends that are 30 to 40 years old is vasectomies. Like so many people like, like, you know, like people like,
I have a conversation with so many guys where it's like,
you have three kids, right? Yeah. You guys, you guys have three kids too,
right? And they're like, they're like, yeah,
but we're probably done after three. And I'm like,
are you probably done or like scientifically done? No, not yet. You know,
or, you know, some people have like the stories. Actually,
I think I told the story of the podcast of that guy. I saw him McLean's. I was like gingerly walking over to me.
He looked like he was homeless. Do you remember that? Yeah. And then I was like, well, that's my
neighbor. Guess who's a master bedroom that we're sitting right now. Ah, yeah. That was all snip,
snip. Tyler had a fourth and was like, Oh boy. He's like, all right. Anyway, it's time to get
some moonshine. Yeah. I think that's the next
thing, you know, 10 years from now we'll be talking about the NOSC. Uh, wow. Okay. I didn't
know that. So, and that's fine. I think from what I've heard from people have gotten it, it's a,
it's a no pain procedure. And it like, you don't have to drink any kind of like, you don't have to
have any kind of like fast forward or have any kind of nasty barium or whatever that stuff is.
So what's barium? Uh, I don't know. I, it's like something that you drink to like help with, I don't know, flushing you out or something. I might be wrong
about barium, but I know they have to drink something like that. Sounds cool. Yep. Fun times.
Uh, okay. So you got a bidet. How many minutes are we into this? No, it's yeah. We're like 10
minutes in. Great. So, uh, oh yeah. I was saying like baby steps, like this is just uh yeah yeah kind of the stepping stone
yep to getting closer to my stones which is good to practice right and so i made sure rachel's out
of town i you know and i wanted it to be kind of a you know experience for myself so how many lights
did you have i was gonna say i lit some candles i noticed that all the blinds are shut here the
blinds are shut uh i put on some Anderson pack.
Oh, did you?
My guy.
I was thinking like Inya, Nora Jones.
No.
You want another guy in the room with you though.
Okay.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
I mean, different strokes.
And it was beautiful, really.
And it's time.
I'm kind of gearing myself up.
Like, do you really want to do this?
And it's like, yeah, now or never.
But it was funny. So, you know, it's a new apparatus to me and I kid you not so on the right There's two nozzles or two like you know almost like a washer dryer type dial. Yes dials the word
Yes, top one is cold on the left warm on the right like okay. That's fun. That's nice to have that sure
But at the same time
Denmark yeah part of me just wonders like can you get hot water that quickly?
Or I got to run this a while.
Is it like the shower water?
Yeah, sure.
Totally.
I don't think it can just be warm right off the bat.
Maybe just like barely turn on to a little trickle so the warm gets going.
Yeah.
And the other dial, I'm not making this up.
If you turn it to the left, it says women.
So that already on its own is like, how woman are you you want you want 100%
woman or you just want a little bit woman okay okay so that was like i'm not gonna touch it
what what a you know spectrum here and then dude if you turn it to the right the the description
said nozzle cleanser it's so it made it well that's what i was like does nozzle is it my nozzle
what is it doing
like if one side is women you just assume the other side is going to say man but it doesn't
say man it says nozzle cleanser well i mean not to get like politically incorrect but i think that's
like an ancient term for men that we're not supposed to say anymore i think yeah it is
listen here you little nozzle cleanser it's a bit antiquated i know hey come on come on after the
ottoman empire they kind of stopped saying it that's when it was yeah it was and then it bled It's a bit antiquated. I know. Hey, come on. Come on. After the Ottoman Empire,
they kind of stopped saying it. That's when it was. Yeah, it was. And then it bled into like
1930s, 1940s. Germany is like a Nazi, Nazi, Nazi cleanser. And then people were like,
all right, we got to stop saying it. They called it not so clean.
Nina, not so clean. But yeah, I couldn't believe that women and it was a dial it wasn't like a switch
like are you a woman or are you not it was like a spectrum yes yes yes how woman are you and on
the right was how how much do you need your nozzle okay okay so what'd you go with did you go in the
middle so in the split split the middle in the middle there is a word above the middle that says
wash i just love all the other options of like in the middle there is a like i think it's a raven or maybe a hawk like like all these different like just
random like it was a it was a dice with four on it what does that mean it's like are you feeling
lucky like you want to gamble uh yes i'm pretty sure it's the monopoly man on their uh daddy
warbucks you really could do anything yeah or if it's just like
i mean yeah you could really take this joke however you want the left is woman the right
is man in the middle it just said like leah thomas caitlin jenner right just like how are
you feeling like we gotta you know it's for everybody sure the days are for everybody
so anyway i i keep it in the middle i go wash and you know i'm about to just like
you know go cold or hot hot so I tried to go like
two-thirds warm I was like I don't know there was a little warning because if you went all the way
to the right it's like this will be hot like okay kind of like that like warning on like uh
yeah coffee cups at McDonald's yeah they have to yeah got to throw it out there okay
and so I'm like all right I'm about to you know open the blowhole here so I got to figure out like how accurate are these things like I've never really looked at one and I realized I'm like, all right, I'm about to, you know, open the blowhole here. So I got to figure out like, how accurate are these things?
Like I've never really looked at one and I realized I'm already sitting down.
I've already done my business and I didn't look like where the spout is.
Like, how do I adjust myself on the saddle here?
I would just, I would just, as you're doing it, kind of just get a rhythm going.
What you doing?
Where you at?
I'm right here.
There's a blowhole.
Find my crack.
Find my crack.
So I'm trying to like kind of look through the rickets and just kind of see what we've
got down there.
The rickets.
Or I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look through the banisters and see like, and I can't find any kind of spout.
Honestly, it's very discreet on their part.
So I'm like, all right, let's just like, you know, old faithful.
Let's just blow this thing.
Yeah.
And so I don't know where it's going to go.
I'm like, we're going to find out.
I lift the nozzle up and dude, bullseye.
Nirvana.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Direct hit.
Sunk my battleship.
How else do you want me to put it?
Whoa.
Shrapnel everywhere. hiroshima was devastated it was never the same whoa i had a storm um yeah it just it hit every mark it
and it it was a little like whoo but it wasn't like did you make a noise you think i i don't
think i made a noise um but it was and it was cold and I was like I knew it I knew it couldn't get warm that quick. Yes
So did you did you then experiment more?
Actually, I would have I just remembered the gas guy doesn't come till Monday that could be it
That could be it. That could be it definitely it. That's probably it. Okay. Okay. Okay, this hot water is full of crap
I
was trying to schedule these things to come to the house and
You know because everything you know people who want to come install stuff,
wash or dry or whatever, it's like, yeah, which the freaking best buy people.
They're like, we will be there from noon to six.
Come on.
That's like an exaggeration.
That's like something you would put in a video as a joke. It's like, yeah, we're from noon to six.
It's like, you can do that.
It's a huge window.
So I'm trying to schedule all these things to make it make sense where Rachel could be here.
But I kind of crisscrossed myself because the gas guy, after I submitted everything, then he was like, do not be here.
And so I scheduled that for Monday as well.
He's like, it's dangerous for you to be here.
I was like, what are you about to do to my house?
So I'll just just have her come.
Whoever if she's here, you're here.
Just go to my house for that time.
Yeah, yeah, no, it'll be fine.
It's just I'm trying to be so efficient. And then the gas guy's like, Oh, Oh no, don't,
don't be here at all. I was like, dang it. Oh, I don't, that, that's like probably the worst part
about getting a new house is like having to set up all those things. Oh yeah. And it's so funny.
Peter gave me like all these phone numbers to call. I'm like, gosh, I don't want to call these
people. And I'm like, hold on. It's 2022. Yeah. I bet they have online service. They do. It's
pretty easy to set it up online, but still now I, none of it's the same's 2022. Yeah. I bet they have online service. They do. It's pretty easy to set up online.
But still now, none of it's the same as Aletha.
So now I have like, you know, probably nine different utility things under my name.
Right.
Google five.
Keep that the same.
Five.
There you go.
More terabytes.
Yeah.
But anyway, to wrap up the bidet story.
Yeah, I don't know.
I want to talk to other people who've done it not publicly on a podcast
because i don't want to get too gross it's like i want to make sure i did it right i want to make
sure like you know psi uh yeah so i've i studied around spain you know the europeans they like you
walk into their country you get like you get your passport stamped and then they give you instructions
for a bit that kind of hose you down yeah no but our host mom like my host family had a bidet at their house and for the first you know i was there for
five months i think i think the first four months i was like i'm not i'm not messing with that right
and then finally i went for it and there's there's different kinds of bidet like you have like a
little like like a ditch add-on bidet this one was like a toilet with like
a separate like toilet kind of looking bidet thing next yeah this is like another lid yeah
and so i i think i think i like yours i did use one uh cool guy sammy whenever i went to
philadelphia with him his parents had one okay similar to i think what you have and i was like
i gotta try this out i they're like anything like that i'm always like like if if i go to somebody's house and they have one of those showers that has like
18 nozzles i'll turn them all on let's you know enter the rainforest 100 i'm like well let's see
if i don't know which one i'm gonna like the best turns out i don't really need more than one it's
a lot of water i i had a shower for six months that it was like oh that's right you had that
like it was a couple shower oh yeah yeah. I mean, I almost drowned myself
a couple of times. I mean, there was so much, I was like gasping for air. I couldn't find the
knob. I couldn't turn it off. Yeah. Yeah. So like, yeah, I went for it and I don't have any crazy
stories or anything, but I, I'm a hundred percent the kind of person that's like, well, I'll see
what every single thing does. I'll try it twice. Yeah. I'll see, I'll, I'll see what it's like to
be a woman. I'll see what it's like to be, you know I'll see what it's like to be a nozzle cleanser.
But I'm excited for you.
It was fun.
And just another thing that would be so fun if I was moving in here now,
but I keep remembering,
God, gotta wait.
Yeah.
There's an expediting way though.
I'm just saying.
It's a little place I like to call.
Like a passport thing?
Aspen.
No, I'm just kidding.
Vegas.
Eloping.
Whenever you go in, I thought of Vegas and I thought uh when are we going i thought of vegas and i
thought of the raiders and i thought of we're going to a football game kind of it's kind of
soon yeah maybe like two mondays from now yeah that's that's like one of those things of like
three months i haven't thought about that at all yet i know we got so much going on we got a lot
going on i know tell them tell them what's going on tomorrow oh yeah tomorrow so it's it's happening
and i feel bad for brad a little, but I mean, it's, it's
out of everyone's control, but Brad and I and Trey are all performing standard comedy
together for the first time.
I knew this day would come eventually.
And it's cool that Brad's getting his opportunity.
It stinks that it's on 48 hours notice, maybe less.
I will say it's, it's not nearly as nerve wracking for like five minutes five he's like five to ten
minutes i'm like great like the san diego one was on like whatever 72 hours notice it was like
how about 30 minutes and it's like okay that's crazy yeah yeah and five minutes is gonna fly
by especially because you have material that you know like all right these two things work the best
or if you could shorten the like birth story i don't know what you want it's funny like i might
not use any of the material from san diego like i don't know i wouldn't i know i wouldn't suggest but like so many of the
things were like more geared towards that audience i don't know uh but yeah yeah we'll see it'll be
it'll be fun no matter what and if you want i mean what's pretty normal for a host is like you'll do
five minutes uh and then i'll go and then you can do another five before you introduce trey
that could be interesting.
So, you know, if you want to like.
I didn't even think about me being like the host, I guess.
Yeah, you truly are kind of a host.
Like you'll even close it out at the end of the night.
Not with like necessarily more jokes, but it's like, thank you guys for coming.
They might have announcements for you to make.
Okay.
I will learn how to do all that.
Yeah.
I mean, that's, I mean, it'll come natural.
It's pretty easy, but yeah, we're doing it.
Trey and I were supposed to be in Orlando this weekend. But Hurricane Ian came through.
And I mean, they literally shut down the airport like we could not go there, couldn't perform.
And coincidentally, the headliner at the Casey Improv Comedy Club canceled.
So I don't know if they called Trey.
I don't know how it happened.
It's just so.
Yeah, it was perfect.
You know, serendipitous.
Yeah, kind of. So and so, yeah, all things that have, you know, kind of worked in a certain way to now
where Brad gets to perform.
Yeah.
And I'm really excited.
I think for you, for us, I feeling a lot better after the Huntsville shows this past weekend.
Tell me about it.
Because I was pretty open on the podcast after the Virginia Beach shows.
I was pretty excited about what I had written, you know, and most of it like, you know, it
didn't flop.
That's probably pretty aggressive, but it was just like a four, you know, it was just
like people were like, oh, you know, they would laugh at some of it, but they definitely
weren't like resonating like I thought they would be.
Right.
So I basically went back to the drawing board and just wrote all new stuff and it worked.
A lot of it worked for the most part still
obviously have a long way to go but my favorite joke to tell which i'm going to keep it somewhat
a secret because i want you guys to be you know surprised and fun when you come to a show but it
was a story from last week on the podcast so it was like it was fresh it was something i was not
planning on going into there with but i felt good the way it came across on the podcast i was like
i'm going to try this on stage with some new jokes and, uh, yeah, crushed. And I'm so excited to keep working on that and making it better. So that's awesome.
Yeah. I'd be like, there was one, Oh, it was the night that we had basketball and you texted
everybody. You're like, I brought the house down. Did you guys bring the house down or something
like that? So just like, yeah, you just felt good. It was like, you got that high back in you.
Yeah, I did. I had a great first show, which I can't remember if there are any ghosties at that
one, but, um, you know, in the middle of it, in the middle of did i had a great first show which i can't remember if there any ghosties at that one but um you know in the middle of it in the middle of a joke a girl just yelled
which i think i whatever i edited the clip but i don't need to play it for you guys i'll just
describe it she just yells out of me um were you homeschooled which is just a great thing to ask
someone you know and it just like i think it kind of like frazzled me and everyone could tell it
frazzled me and so we were all just kind of laughing at that. And I made some comment. I was like, you know,
Trey and I get thousands of comments a week online and none of them get to us. None of them bother us.
But being yelled at a comedy club, were you homeschooled? I was like that, that penetrates a
little bit. That got to me there. It tried to act like I was hurt by it and all this stuff.
And Hey man, we're going to make homeschool a compliment, you know?
Yeah. And what was great is that happened about a third of the way into my scent so i kept getting to like
bring that back up again and people love that i kept being like you know but you know i would
screw something up like if i went to public school yeah sorry guys i'm not used to talking in front
of my mom yeah yeah how does a water fountain work you guys and so that so she just gave me
material that was so fun and i think kind of in that moment i was
like let me ask you a question were you homeschooled and quickly she's like yeah public school i was
like but how did it feel when i asked you it didn't feel good did it and everyone's kind of
laughed at that so that was fun and yeah i just felt so good about that the new material um and
yeah i was just very encouraged because honestly i was telling rachel the night before uh which
i'll just be completely transparent.
We always are on the podcast, but like I didn't want to go to Alabama, which I've never felt
that way before.
I just I was feeling so overwhelmed.
And we have so much stuff going on.
And, you know, I feel like just every day it's just like, yeah, there's so many tasks
or so many things.
And on top of that was the house stuff last week.
I feel like it's so much stuff with the house to do and all these other life things.
And I was like, on top of all this, I have to like i have to go be a stand-up comedian this weekend yeah and it felt kind of not necessarily
like a chore but it was just like i don't want to do this right now sure and uh but i mean then
that lasted a couple hours maybe it's like it was classic like yeah no matter what your life is
you're always gonna feel that way sometimes and of course i snapped out of it kind of fleshly
sinners and whatever yeah i gave myself kind of time to have the perspective and I was like,
Jake, suck it up. You are overwhelmed by success. What if you were stressed about,
you couldn't pay rent. What if you were stressed about some health issue? Like you're fine.
Suck it up. Go live your dream. Go perform standup comedy. Kill it, dude. And so I went to Chick-fil-A
from like seven to like 10 PM. I shut it down and and i wrote a lot of stuff it's tried to memorize it the night
before huntsville and yeah i felt good about it so that's um excited to perform for hopefully
some friends and whatnot yeah i think scott's scott's coming i rachel's trying to town what
she's super bummed about garrett gibson texts me he's like dude can't wait for saturday night and
i was like do you mean friday he's like yes he was like dude i'm glad you said something i was fully planned on showing up on saturday at
the basketball game night you're like brad what are you doing tomorrow night i was stuck are you
in town tomorrow night and i was like you yeah like when we're doing the comedy show he's like
i'm at sunday night i was a full two days off and then of course brad responds he's like dude i
cannot think about sunday right now i mean that's just like our lives. Because yeah. So, so I, I have the big thing on McLean's on Saturday.
And so like, and I am not ready for that yet.
And so, so much of my stress, like I got, I got back in town yesterday, like evening.
And I was like, I need, I need to do so much for McLean's.
And then I get this text from Trey being like, Hey man, like, would you be interested in,
you know, doing this thing?
Like super casual.
If you're not interested, I totally understand or whatever, but I'm like,
I can't not take this opportunity. It's got to, it's if anything else, it's a, it's a story,
you know, here in Kansas city. Yeah. It's like, this is, it's on a silver platter for me.
And it's five to 10 minutes. It's not like they have anything. I can just go up there and talk to people for five minutes and you know, whatever be somewhat entertaining. Is Catherine going to
come? I don't think so.
Parents?
Yeah. I think my parents are going to come. I actually just talked to my dad on the way over
here. My dad's like, Hey, are you, are you performing in a comedy show? Cause I think
you posted something on our Instagram and it wasn't like I was like trying to keep it a secret,
but I was also like, I'm a little bit leery of like too many people seeing me do, you know,
not like your fourth time ever performing stand up
and, and like not preparing very well for it. You know what I mean? Like, it's one thing if it's
like, Hey, like actually fun fact. Well, yeah. Unofficially Trey, Trey invited me to go with
you guys to Des Moines as well. Yeah. Um, in December. So if you're around that area,
come watch us in Des Moines. Yeah. Um, I I'm gonna be really prepared for that. And so that's not like so I even told my parents. Oh
here
Here for a lot of all right, so this is the end of the jingle
Yeah, we're like 25 minutes and yeah
Smells great. It does smell great. Yeah, Rachel did a number on it in a good way.
Yeah.
Drake tried to fix that.
Oh yeah.
Big time.
So anyway, we were talking about,
Oh yeah.
Like Des Moines,
I'm going to be ready for that.
Like,
and what I always say,
whenever we would do like,
whenever do open mic nights,
I would keep it on the down low.
I was like,
what I always said is I want people to come to my practice.
I want them to come to my games.
Yeah.
And so tomorrow night will feel like more of a game to me.
I, this, you know, I was still going to do some new material.
Um, but yeah, overall, like I could at least feel better and I would feel the same way
if I was in your shoes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I think, I think I'm always going to feel that.
So on one hand I was like, I don't know if I want my parents to come, but on the other
hand, it's like, I'm always going to have a little bit of insecurity for a long time.
Like it's like, and that's not fair to my parents it's literally in kansas city let them
come watch scott if nothing else scott will laugh out of awkwardness like i'm so uncomfortable for
bad right now like whoa so um you don't have the think pad oh definitely did not like cross
scott it's all right scott. So what are we going to?
Well, just.
Scott just said, can you record on his phone and send us that?
Yeah.
Or is that really everything Scott says?
I don't know.
It's not that important.
Let's do.
Let's do that for the spores for sure.
OK, let's do that.
Cool.
Because Jake's also the editor this week.
Yeah, Justin, our editor, got a cool little gig.
He's like performing.
He is touring with a band.
Josh Groban, right?
Can you imagine?
Yeah, dude.
Got the big break.
Yeah.
Me and JG.
The Grobanator.
Yep.
The Grobes.
He's on tour, which is fun i got to
see justin this past week he came to one of our huntsville shows and so we grabbed dinner and
got to really catch up and yeah he's gonna he's about to live like the tour bus life so it was
fun to like ask him about that and what he's thinking what kind of bus and talk to him and
prep him for that so he's got about to live that life he's gonna be a lighting guy for this like
contemporary christian uh band it's like an eight week long tour cool 30 cities something like that wow he's out of pocket then scott just said so he will uh so
yeah i'm gonna edit this week so um scott if you can make it uh less hard on me that'd be great
no it'd be fine it'd be good um but yeah let's go ahead and uh or do you have more you want to say
about tomorrow night um no i don't think i have much i'm excited i'm very excited you guys start with some jock jams
i've thought about it should i i mean i think it's i i really think it's so fun and i've never
seen anyone do anything like it okay yeah i think what if we're so funny to me
that's just i think i think i would start it kind of like more chill.
I would just be like.
You like that?
It's so funny to me.
I think that's a good host thing to do.
Because I've seen.
We had a guy in Greensboro one time.
And just a super upbeat, fun opener.
And I think he would start clapping. He wasn't dun-ning but he would just like get everyone clapping yeah and i liked
that i think he will respond well to it so you're gonna be there tomorrow night at least for one of
the shows obviously earlier late show early he says good scott said early um okay when i i'm
gonna do the whole thing and i'm gonna go'm going to go, and I want you to yell,
Absolutely.
Okay?
I need it.
I will record it.
I need it.
I need you to wipe.
The best part about that is going to be Sam's reaction.
Scott said the best part of that is going to be Sam's reaction.
Should I come sit back there he's doing?
Sure. Yeah, people are always like, why don't we ever get to see Scott?
You can sit back here for there's room three and a half over under three and a half minutes guy can sit here over. Okay?
He's just said you're only me three and a half minutes
Wow, this is the sausage factory, baby. I
Might smell. Yeah, you don't you factory, baby. I might smell a little.
Yeah, you don't smell great.
It's fine.
Yeah, I think you should do.
Okay, good.
I appreciate you.
I almost, what if we, well, I'll do it no matter what.
But peek behind the curtain, Ghostrunners.
What if we did like a Ghostrunner story and we said,
if we get 30 cameo requests by the time that Brad performs,
Brad will do jock jams for the beginning.
Do you know how this works?
So we record now.
That's what I'm saying.
And then it comes out on Monday.
That's what I'm saying.
Instagram.
Oh,
that's what I'm saying.
Peek behind the curtain.
I'm doing no matter what we bamboozled you.
Oh, we just made $30 or whatever.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
Brad.
Brad.
So this isn't so this isn't
live
yet
dude I know
I know I guys
my mind is going a mile an hour
when it comes to
when Brad and I eventually
are like next to our neighbors which we're
gonna be eventually
right now don't be
disappointed okay geez geez but i mean the options i mean what could we do daily show daily live show
with global affairs which we're experts in geez yeah a couple gays yep and um guys and whatever
we want to do it's just like i think we have to take advantage we can't just keep doing what we're doing at the normal pace right i think we're gonna regret it someday okay yeah someday
you know one of us like moves or upgrades or whatever and they're like man remember when we
like yeah lived next door to each other for five years and we just still made a podcast once a week
oh yeah content at the waz zoo no just the waz dude i don't know if you want to go out the waz
you all go i don't know i was trying to y out the wazoo i'll go i don't know i was
trying to yin and yang zag with you there let's do it okay cutting out the waz zhang ah dang it
okay one more time but let us know zoo okay let us know just some thoughts uh you know you have
what comes to mind um you know what do you guys what would you guys benefit from but also as much
as it is fun for us to ask one of my favorite quotes,
all time,
Henry Ford says,
if I would ask people what they wanted,
they would have said faster horses.
Let's give them a model T Brad.
Scott loves quote.
Scott said,
great quote.
Yeah.
Great quote.
Scott says,
Scott said,
great quote.
How much time do each of you get tomorrow?
Scott says,
I get,
he said five to 10 minutes.
I think it's pretty chill.
Brad will probably go five.
I'll go 20. Brad will maybe go three three to five and then Trey will do like 55
He'll kind of go like in between us that's typically what like the host does yeah so the
one time I went and saw Jake in Phoenix like with the comedian or you know comedy uh clubs that's
how they do it comedy guy yep company was I hosting that time or was the guy who uh thank you for hosting that was I that was a guy he was so he goes
on stage and he does this whole bit about how he used to be in the military
and we didn't know that so he goes backstage the big guy yeah yeah and we're
like wow Alan specifically was like dude I had no idea you're in military like
thank you for your service and this guy just no way totally serious he goes you
know I used to have a whole bit about how i hate when people thank me for my service and we're just no he did that bit okay he did that bit he did that
bit i think did he really i think so did we come in the second show i don't know the way he phrased
it to us is that he used to do this and doesn't anymore i don't either way maybe i've just heard
that story i feel like i feel like he did that though alan and i always talk about that i was
like dude what were you thinking you got to be smarter than a thinker veteran for a service. It is an interesting.
It was so awkward.
Yeah.
That's great.
Yeah.
So anyway, it's gonna be fun.
Jock jams.
I think I'm just going to rely on just being goofy and zany and quirky.
You have five minutes.
Give it all your energy.
Yeah.
But at the same time, don't be in a rush.
Yes.
Which is which is the natural, I think, thing for me to do.
My high school baseball coach, when it came to like a slow ground ball or turning a double
play, he'd say, be quick, but don't hurry.
Yeah.
So, you know, whatever that he, he wasn't like a standup comedian coach, but he got
it.
You know, what's his name?
Coach Pierce.
Coach Pierce.
Okay.
I guess.
Hey, we're not hurry. We're not hurry there. Hey, let the joke come to you, baby. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I guess. Hey, wait, not hurry. Wait, not hurry there. Hey, let the joke come
to you, baby. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I would love that. That's your great convert
last night. You kind of build it up. Like you have this big joke prepared, like, okay.
And what do you do? Okay, cool. And what's your, what's your, what's your boss's name?
Mr. Fleming. Mr. Fleming. Okay. Mr. Fleming. Thank you guys. You guys have been awesome.
You never say anything. Kansas city. You never say a Fleming. Thank you, guys. You guys have been awesome. You never say anything.
Kansas City.
You never say a joke.
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Yeah.
Eight to four.
Forever.
Yeah, exactly.
That's funny.
The guy who does crowd work and he's just friendly.
That's his thing.
Oh, really?
I had a couple of friends who worked at Garmin.
Okay. And do you like it? I think am gonna do like the uh the easy to celebrate
thing okay yeah yeah so scott go crazy for that too all right all right all right all right
already went over it scott already went over it so you have to listen have to listen to the pod
have to listen on monday he said before we get any further we
need to talk to you guys about something maybe you've seen it if you're watching on youtube
uh we have a new sponsor and i don't want to say like our favorite one i don't want to choose
favorites but i'm very very excited about this one yeah it's our favorite one we're done for
this episode and i'm fired up about this episode i'm feeling good about this. So, yeah, we are very excited about this new partnership we have.
You can see it on the screen if you're listening.
It's a company called Chike.
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Brad and I have had a ton of conversations on the podcast like who are we going to make the official high protein low sugar
protein iced coffee mix of the greater johnson county area including the quick trip on 55th but
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And we've decided on Chuck.
They are the official sponsors.
Officially.
Of that category.
No, it's cool.
They are OG Ghosties.
Shout out Mac, man.
Some of the people who work for him.
And he said he's been thinking about reaching out and sponsoring us for over a year.
Talk about quick, but don't hurry.
Yeah.
Yay.
He gets it.
But he sees the opportunity because he's like, like hey this is integrating perfectly with their lifestyles
right now i think he was waiting for us to finally take hold of our health he's like finally he's
like i think this rachel guy could be good for this for jake you know can you please not misgender
my girlfriend yes thanks i think this rachel girl i think it's rachel gal thank you maybe that's
what i was trying to say maybe that's what i mumbled through. Never know quick, but don't hurry, please. Uh, but anyway, so yeah,
he's like, now that you guys are finally like, uh, try to like diet, you know, Brad's doing
the intermittent fasting. Uh, I'm doing the, the no added sugar thing. Um, he's like, I wanted to
reach out. I think it makes perfect sense. And we did too. Uh, Brad was already like a, um, consumer
of this. Yeah. And I didn't want to, I'm very honest when it comes to these partnerships.
And so I was like, I am not going to advertise them until I've drank it. So we got ready to
cord Brad's like crap, sorry, crud. I forgot to bring over the trike for you. And so we stopped,
I went, I made it. And what did I say? I said, I said, this is amazing. This is going to be so
easy to sell. And then you try it again. You're like, Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I like confirmed. I was
like, yeah, that's good. So, so the idea behind it, I'll just read what they said, but
the idea behind it is it's protein plus two, you know, two shots of espresso. So it's
energizing and enhance your day with trikes, ridiculously delicious protein, ice coffee
packed with 20 grams of non GMO whey protein. GMO. What's that stand standpoint, Brad? Um, you really want to know or VBS, um, your culture,
uh, GMO genetically modified organisms. Um, cool. I actually didn't know. So non-gmo whey protein
and two shots of real espresso coffee, which is 150 milligrams of caffeine. If you can't tell,
I'm freaking out about it. This is not your ordinary cup of Joe. It's only got 120 calories,
one gram of sugar per serving, which is, is you know compared to like the vanilla lattes that we usually get you know it's like 40 grams yeah
it's crazy uh so you can indulge with all the empty calories added sugar or guilt associated
with coffee house drinks it's gluten-free keto friendly and never any artificial colors or
flavors and then my favorite thing is that it has protein because scott is on the is giving me this
ridiculous macro diet of like hey brad have 250 grams or whatever it is of
protein. And that's really hard to do without supplements. Like Brad's been eating 19 cliff
bars a day. I'm just like, yeah. Bear bells and shike. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, it's awesome.
Cause I also, yeah, it contains so much protein. Let me, yeah. I mean, it's just, it's just amazing.
So, um, yeah, I truly think 20
grams of protein per serving. They kind of suggested like how people like it. They're
like, it's a perfect breakfast replacement. It's like a post-workout shake or afternoon pick me up.
I think it's going to be two of those three things for me because I was actually telling you today
before I even knew this was like in there, like, you know, like their notes was like, I was like,
I'm losing weight. Cause there's no sugar thing. Like, I don't know if it's actually cause they
no sugar or because I can't find anything to eat for breakfast because it's all sugar. It's like, I'm losing weight because there's no sugar thing. Like, I don't know if it's actually because there's no sugar or because I can't find anything to eat for breakfast because it's all sugar.
It's like, this is great.
Actually, this might be a great pick me up.
Oh yeah.
And since I'm intermittent fasting, I don't have my coffee until, you know, I don't have
my trike until like, you know, 12, one o'clock.
Don't even talk to me until it's 12 o'clock and I've had my trike.
And usually my, my, yeah, my, my kind of like rhythm of my day is I go in, have lunch, and
then I'm kind of like a little bit lethargic from like two to four.
Like I don't get nearly as much work done now that I got my trike in me.
We're golden.
Yeah, truly.
Just like I mean, we can talk about this for another five minutes, but just like I really encourage you guys to check it out.
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we'll do a mid-roll ad and it's going to be 60 seconds and then we talk for seven minutes you
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Brad, what do you want to talk about next? I want to talk about my time in Carlton Landing.
Oh yeah. That little cult town. How was it? Yeah. I yeah i think do you do you say that because of
trey no really i just say that from the pictures i've seen and how it's been described to me i feel
like trey's the only person i've ever heard that take from oh really and his his take was like
everyone there is super nice and i'm like that's such a trey thing to like hate on a town negative
because it's like people are too friendly.
It is a very interesting place.
I've been thinking a lot about like a utopian,
like this is it dude.
Lifestyle.
This is it.
And I just,
there's probably like
so much just like
information out there about it
of like why it could never work.
Cause yeah,
it's like if everyone's
just like a good person,
like you wouldn't have a trash man
in this utopian world.
You know,
it's like,
there's still like,
why wouldn't you? I don't know know i guess i'm imagining like this perfect world where everyone gets to
like you know what you just keep going uh so coach pierce uh let me think no so so for anybody who
doesn't know i think i've mentioned on the podcast way back when but it's this it's this town
essentially that was that was formed man that
tastes good it's so good trike.com i just chiked myself you did i chiked myself all the way to the
bank um uh it's this it's this community yeah it's like eight ten years old i don't know exactly how
long it's been going on um of houses right on the lake lake eufaulaula in Oklahoma, you fall into it. Yeah. Um, but it is, I mean,
it's just beautiful homes. Like all of them are designer, you know, built and they're all just
very unique, very cool. Um, and it's just like this very small community and it's, it's very,
very interesting to me. I think you would be very intrigued as well if you went Jake,
cause it's like, it's literally like the start of a city, but it's like the start of a really successful,
it's like, it's not like it's like this tiny little town that doesn't have much going for it.
I feel like a lot of small towns, there's not a whole lot of money, you know, in small towns,
sometimes, you know, like there's a discrepancy in poverty and wealth and everything. Like this
is like really well set up town, like,
but it's only got like one little coffee shop and one little pizza shop.
Let me ask you this.
Do they have a trash man?
I got a,
I would assume.
Okay.
Uh,
you know,
for me,
but they got,
you know,
my friend that lives there,
he's the pastor of the church in town.
Like there's one church for the longest time they were meeting under a tent.
Now they have like a building.
Now they have a tarp.
I think there's 300 homes right now or 400, whatever.
But the plan in the next however many years is supposed to be 3,000 homes.
So it's like it's going to be a bigger place and larger infrastructure and everything.
It's just more trash men.
The whole time.
I'm just so intrigued by this, especially because we went from Sunday to Wednesday in September.
And so there was like no one there because I think a lot of people,
not very many people live there permanently. It's like, it's like usually people are vacationing
there instead of like snowbirds. It's like Carlton birds. Yeah. Yeah. Then I'm a ring to it,
but yeah, sea birds back. So it's a very, I mean, but the whole thing is very interesting. It's
almost like this interesting experiment of like, cause it really wants to pick up the trash.
That's the experiment. It kind of interesting
though. Like what you're saying about the utopian thing of like, it could, it could very well,
like if there's a few bad apples in this town that all of a sudden people don't want to live
there anymore, like all this goes down. I don't know. It's a very interesting, like,
cause it's such a small knit community. It feels like, like we just sent Hattie and the rest of
the kids like outside. And it was just like, we're not worried about them. Like we would be at our house or anything like that. Not worried about the trash
man taking them. Not worried about the team in. I'm not going to give up this trash man thing.
Anyway, the whole thing, I mean, it's just a really cool, cool, like resort. It's based off
of Seaside. If you've heard of like 30A and Seaside, but it's like the Oklahoma version.
And I think there's going to be, it's going to be one of those things where in 10, 15 years,
I bet there's going to be a ton of these kinds of places. But, um, and you're going to say,
I was there when I was like 300 houses. I was there. There was one trash man in the whole place.
Please, please work him into the brag. Anyway, it was just a really fun time. It was close to
being a vacation. It was still a trip for sure. But we went with Catherine's sister and her family.
Uh, it was, it was one of her daughter's birthdays.
Sloan Dog Millionaire.
Love her.
Sloan's fourth birthday.
So went there for that.
I mean, nothing crazy happened.
It was a pretty relaxing time.
How was it missing another Gene Schwartz shoot and having me do all the work?
Oh, please.
I miss like forever.
Just kidding.
It was great, honestly.
It felt good.
Yeah.
Probably.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
I mean, look at some of the houses.
So yeah, Laura and Cole live in like this little like village almost of like five or six houses that are all built from brick and they're like brick on the inside.
It feels like this like little Harry Potter world like inside.
No witchcraft, no witchcraft, please.
No, no, no, no, no, no. It feels like left behind um feels like oh that's nothing like that's not
even like like that cool of a house there um yeah whatever feels like magic treehouse feels like
dude magic magic brick house okay quick aside for magic treehouse i know you listen or you
read magic treehouse oh yeah jack and annie okay jake is a genius i'm convinced how he's gonna be
a genius because of magic tree house.
Great books.
Like the other day,
uh,
Catherine,
well,
she's going to be a genius for a lot of reasons.
And probably one of them is also Catherine,
just genetics,
just,
well,
just taking her to the library and getting books like this.
But Catherine was like,
we're going to get a book about Mozart and learn about Mozart.
And how'd he goes?
You mean Wolfgang?
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day.
I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. I'm a day. And Hattie goes, you mean Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart? What?
Are you serious?
And Catherine goes, how did you know that?
She's like, Magic Treehouse.
Jack and Annie told me.
Yeah, today we were talking about the studio.
And I was talking to Catherine about all the different designs we're thinking and whatever.
New Ghost Hunters studio.
New Ghost Hunters studio.
Sorry, I got a little chike in the throat.
Chike.com. every time you clear your throat
we're talking about the studio and how he goes uh dad what's this studio and i kind of explained
it to her and she's like you don't know a studio and you know wolfgang yeah well she goes well
in my you know book about in my magic tree house book about Leonardo da Vinci, they talked about his studio, Leonardo da Vinci, you know, like so many different
crazy things from this magic.
So if you're, if you're not, first of all, Libby, if you don't know, Libby is a great
library, like audio book app, uh, get on Libby.
They have tons of magic tree house books.
Your kids will be smarter than you.
You mean Wolfgang on my day.
I love that like is howdy
following along visually or she just listening she so every every afternoon she has quiet time
fob yeah basically yeah bow bow's asleep rosie's asleep hattie goes downstairs now because bow is
in hattie's room and she just has like she just creates things down there like right now she's
creating a puppet show to show me like in a few weeks she found her studio yeah exactly i wonder if this is molding her to be a
more auditory learner perhaps it could be i was convinced for the longest time that she wasn't
listening to it like i say it seems way harder to retain information that way yeah but that's
because i'm a visual learner so who knows i mean and granted she listens to them almost every day
so who knows what how much she's retaining but she's retaining wolfgang amadeus mozart i want
to come over and watch a chief's game with you sunday but every commercial i'm
talking with hattie about like famous just whole people i want to talk to vinci yeah wolfgang just
go through the list of hernando de soto who is that uh just a famous conquistador oh just one
of the famous conquists yeah um okay yeah anyway it was all all I had to say. Carlton landing was awesome.
It was so much fun.
That's all I have to say.
Yeah.
And Bo, Bo was a little bit of a punk sometimes, but overall he's still just the man.
He's so cute.
Hey, you can't be a genius and the man, and you know, if he chooses the man, that's great.
I'm convinced Bo's not a genius.
I'll say it.
I'll say it right now.
Bo will be athletic is what we're going to call it.
Like TJ, the other, like when he was in town, he's like, do you have any athletic kids?
That's our way of saying like kind of ornery, like not as well-behaved, like a little bit
more like, you know, out there and spazzy.
I was like, yeah, Bo's pretty athletic.
And he really is like, he just wanted to play pickleball and throw the ball around.
But Bo doesn't really understand that not everything is a ball
and so he'll just come up to you with your phone and just chuck it at you or chuck it even worse
at his little five month old sister yeah say you can't do that buddy yeah so it's going to be the
camper who gets the uh 110 percent award it's like he's not gonna get the meek uh cq though
yeah it's all the ones like well i ran out of the good qualities no he's gonna get flagged there yeah yeah there was always like the three at the bottom they like
you kind of gave the three worst campers um it's like yeah 100 or just hustle award that's so funny
because i never like i never viewed them like that like the the awards obviously like the four
square so sorry we're talking camp camp terms here they're like four or five good ones yeah
four square life's like the big one that you get,
you know,
or I'm third.
I'm third is I think silver.
Okay.
Okay.
Would you say,
I don't know.
Um,
four square life is like,
you are Jesus.
You are,
you are exemplifying things that Jesus exemplified.
I never told a kid that.
So it seems a little,
it seems pretty logically accurate.
Right.
Um,
I was like,
you know,
Jesus was white,
just like you.
So I want you, I would kind of kind of two wrongs make a right kind of thing.
I would make a white anyway.
Yeah.
And I never thought of the other words is like less than, but I guess kind of.
Yeah.
Carlton landing was awesome.
So, um, and one shirt, dude, he, like we get some hammy downs from people and the ones that he's been
rocking lately for shirts are these muscle shirts and he loves them they're like they're like
essentially like tank top skinny tank top yeah and he spaghetti straps oh yeah not a skinny
yeah he really does it looks and he's got like yeah he just runs around him he's got one he's
got something like that and he's got some like oversized, like comfort colors looking like graphic tees. And he looks awesome in them.
So anyway, he's just the man.
So, and Rosie's great.
So guys, for anybody wondering about Rosie, she's.
She's doing her thing.
So smiley.
Yeah.
So fun.
Makes a lot of noise.
Like a lot of fun noises.
Scott, pretend like one of them.
Give me a, give me a Rosie noise.
Fun baby noise.
Yeah.
Not bad.
The daughter's name was Luigi.
Yeah.
Kind of, actually.
I thought that off.
So,
no, it was a fun time.
Did I ever talk about
going to Fayetteville?
I don't know if it's that interesting
or anything to talk about,
but I went to Fayetteville, too.
Been a lot of places these days.
Was it interesting?
I got to see Ghostie Jeff Boyer.er that was oh nice um way to make time
for ghosties did i yeah maybe oh yeah i did it the next day yes yeah we've had a lot of a lot
of things going on so yeah it was fun fun to see jeff while while we went we went to like uh lunch
somewhere and we saw garrett perkins oh no way yeah at the
place and he came and sat down talked to us for like 20 minutes and i don't know if there's
anything better than running into people it's very especially when you're in a different place
dang it i should use that for my s'more i didn't even think about it it's just coming up organically
dang it uh honorable mention i'll write down yeah um it was yeah everything's fun yeah everything's
great i think great.
I have like a few,
just like quick hitters from this past weekend.
We don't need to spend too much time on them.
Um,
so last weekend we made the joke about,
uh,
like mortgage Linda,
yo Linda,
my Linda.
Yeah.
Two things happened.
One Scott,
as well as a lot of ghosties were like,
I'm getting an ad,
I'm getting like a YouTube ad for a mortgage lender named Linda,
which is funny. But even before the episode came out all that started happening i um i was doing something in my set on stage and i talked about mortgage lenders and someone goes like
whoo and so i was like oh we got a mortgage lender here and then her friend was like she's not one
and i was like oh and luckily the podcast was fresh in my brain i was like oh you thought i
said mortgage linda oh i see and so it was great i got to use that and i was like, oh, and luckily the podcast was fresh in my brain. I was like, oh, you thought I said mortgage Linda. Oh, I see. And so it was great. I got to use that. And I was like,
you're, your name's Linda and you just have a mortgage. So that was the joke from the podcast.
Yeah. I was like, I got to kind of use it again. Cause it was like fresh. Cause we kind of just
made that joke. And then I got to, I got to, um, like Mitch and my speech impediment. I was like,
you know what probably happened is like, I grew up with a speech impediment. So that was probably
my fault. I probably said mortgage Lindainda yeah and you've said so that's
that's not your fault mogi's window mortgage linda yeah so it's cool if that came up and it's got to
do that organically um also that show well whatever focus um no no no tyke
we had one show thursday one show Friday, and two shows Saturday.
We were supposed to have a doubleheader Friday, but the comedy club double booked on accident.
Oh, I heard about this.
Not with a comedian, but with Chris Daughtry.
Yeah.
So random.
So you're probably thinking, Chris Daughtry, I've heard that name.
Yeah.
In 2008, he made some grunge rock.
He also finished fifth in American Idol season four.
He was like Nickelback's long lost stepbrother i feel like yeah
seems like dotry's grasping for straws at this point yeah so i mean he's definitely i'm sure at
one point he might have been doing arenas and now he's like doing comic cups which is fine you know
he's still doing his thing but it was just so fun i mean just one of the last names you expect to
hear like we got bumped by dotry and so um't you like, couldn't you hear him like before your show? Cause he was
before you, right? Trey and Alan and Katie snuck in for like the last song, but I was hanging out
with Justin that night. So I didn't go. Okay. Do you know the answer to this question? Was he by
himself or was he with a band? He brought a full band on that tiny little stage. They brought their
own speakers. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to figure out. The vibe of like a comedy club room for a concert like that.
Yeah.
Like if it's like an unplugged, like just acoustic and him, that's what we all thought
was going to be nice, like intimate setting.
Cause everyone's sitting at like cocktail tables and stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, it's not like they're going to have a mosh pit area.
And so I guess they just rocked out.
To people sitting down.
I don't know.
That makes me uncomfortable for the band.
Like I do not like the idea of seats at a concert.
So would you rather perform music with everyone sitting down or perform comedy with everyone
standing up?
Like it's like an area,
like,
uh,
you ever been to,
what's that venue in Lawrence?
Uh,
the,
the decent sized theater there.
I mean,
there's Granada,
Granada.
Yeah.
Granasty.
Um,
like,
uh,
performing at the Granada and there's no seats and we're just standing looking at you.
That's how it,
Oh, you're talking about, okay. I was like, that's how it is at the Granada.
So Brad, like this comes out on Monday. Don't social work me, Brad.
That's how it is there. The answer, the answer is if I can choose what kind of music I'm doing,
I would definitely do music with people sitting down. And then you just play like a softer,
like we went to nickel Creek on my birthday. Do you remember that?
Uh,
and that was at Liberty hall.
Um,
and we sat in seats.
I'll have a more like more chill.
Scott sitting and listening to music.
Yeah. But like certain,
like certain bands,
like Dodd tree,
Dodd tree is like enough of like a little,
like they're rock and roll.
And so like,
like he's kind of Bob in your chair. Yeah. And there's people there that they're rock and roll and so like like he's kind of bobbing your chair yeah
and there's people there that are probably rock and roll concert goers you know this is as much
as they could do because they're sitting at a table drinking a margarita and then you have this
awkward moment of like four of the people are standing up wanting to dance and then it's like
i can't see the stage but i don't want to stand up. And so then it's like, this is awkward.
So the, the whole thing would be tough for Daughtry.
Yeah.
That was just kind of a nugget.
Something else happens.
We had one opener the first night, a really nice guy, great Alabama accent, really liked
him.
It was cool just to chat with him.
Cause some comedians, I feel like they're a little standoffish.
They don't really love that.
We kind of took the shortcut to stand up.
We didn't, you know, yada, yada.
This guy was super great. super like wanted to just know
everything about how we got here what we're doing how he can learn and anything but he was also just
like super complimentary he couldn't believe so I was like yeah like I said my first show that
night went so good I thought it went amazing yeah and we were kind of talking and I was just
casually sharing with him I was like yeah I felt really good about tonight I'll probably try another
like five to ten minutes worth of new stuff tomorrow night and he was like he couldn't
believe that that's how me and trey are like testing material he was like dude i would not
like it was just really encouraging it's like oh that just made sense to me he was like oh you
i would do the same jokes over and over and over again and like really polish them before i move
on to something new is that funny because like to an extent, I feel like you, you want to seem natural up there. And if you're doing the same jokes over and over again, I think you, you could
like make the argument that that would make you less natural. Like if you're just like reciting
something essentially. Yeah. And I don't know if some of it comes down to just opportunities. It's
like, Hey, I only perform once a month, so let's throw a bunch of stuff out there. Right. You know,
but anyway, that felt encouraging. He was, he was like, he came out with a very like
complimentary, right? He's like, that's really awesome that you're willing to test
material cool um because he's like for me he's like a crowd this warm this great i'm gonna do
my greatest hits here yeah and he's like and you guys are testing stuff out that's crazy to me yeah
i was like well you got to do it at some point is this the guy i met with trey earlier today
he was telling me about there was some guy that like toured with a pretty big comedian was ronnie
carrington yeah he's uh about to go on tour with him. So this is the next opener
He was with us next tonight's and we met him and he looks so familiar to me and he thought I looked familiar to him
It's we're trying for every mutual friends or whatever. It's kind of a cool moment
This is never have before we found out we both recognized each other from our viral videos cool
So and not even the like the stuff we put all this effort into on jean shorts
He recognized me from the first time golfer video. Yeah, has been going gangbusters so i don't don't blame
him you know sure it has been crazy but and then i recognized him because he had a clip go really
viral some of you guys have probably seen it just staying a bit about how he met this guy named jathan
j-a-t-h-a-n i think i've seen that too yeah i mean it got like 35 million views on facebook really he
said he went from zero followers to 30 000 from one video i was like i gotta start
posting more you know wait say that again he had almost no followers and one stand-up clip blew up
and it got him 30 000 wow it's crazy so um anyway so yeah i finally put it together because i heard
him on stage in the jathan bit i was like that's where yes that that's where i know him and remind
me was the guy's name actually jason yeah it was just a guy with a l Jathan bit. I was like, that's where, yes, that's where I know him. And remind me, was the guy's name actually Jason?
Yes, it was just a guy with a lisp.
He was like, you know, got crazy baby names, you know?
But it's funny, he's all the top comments
because it went so viral from actual Jathans.
It's like, easy, dude.
You know, I didn't need this.
There's actually people named Jathans.
I guess there's a few out there.
I know a guy named Lathan.
If there's 35 million people,
you're going to get somebody who's named Jathan.
Jathan, if you're out there for us,
comment below.
Yeah, comment down under the description.
Jathan Bourne.
Jathan Williams.
Jake's favorite basketball player.
Favorite Sacramento Kings.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good passer.
Good ball handling skills.
Really?
Yeah.
Just filthy with the... I can't think of anything with an S. Filthy with the ball.
Yeah.
So thick.
Nasty.
Oh man.
So that was fun.
A couple of just real quick notes.
Uh, I, so Andrew Thurbush, I follow him on Instagram.
You know, he's a little content creator himself.
I like to see what he's posting.
Oh yeah.
Um, he like makes like videos. Yeah. Even not seen seen yeah, he like makes his own reels, which makes sense
He's funny guy every I only have one like blow up. He got a real like a million views a couple months ago
No t-bush. Yeah, he makes a lot of like, uh, like Christian comedy content. Yeah. Yeah follow him. Mm-hmm
I do I'm saying everyone else. No, right. I already follow him. This comes out on Monday so both
Follow the sub when we get in that quib rhythm i'm just every like inside joke from this episode just saying really quickly yeah all right move on um check check check
anyway so i'm just swiping i get done with my set and i'm just or not even my set i think the end of
the night and i'm swiping through instagram through stories and thurberth posted a picture
of the comedy club and just tagged like stand up live Huntsville didn't tag me didn't didn't
message me he's gonna be there and I'm like yo what you were here because he's from Kansas City
right or what sorry I'm wrong where's he from sorry I got so offended by that what you idiot
what I thought he was I'm thinking of somebody else go ahead. Yeah, I don't know. I know he came to I met him at the Memphis
show what
Tickles my lips every time I do
So easy is from around there somewhere, but anyway, okay
I just I just couldn't believe I was like dude you were you were here. You didn't say anything
I would have loved to have seen you well you didn say hi. I didn't get to see him.
He was already gone.
So I didn't get to see him, which was a bummer.
Andrew, if you come to the show tomorrow night, make sure you say hi to us.
Say something.
Wait, this podcast comes out on Monday, though.
Dang it.
Thurber.
Suck.
So anyway, yeah, honestly, he kind of gave the Rachel rachel coop vibes just played it so cool that he
loved me wanting more i wanted him you know i wanted to see his backhand i don't want to play
pickleball with him absolutely so that was too bad there was another guy you recognize named
brayden parsons i think he was the one who gave us the the really cool logo that people love the
the ghost running yeah the headband he dm'd me and we couldn't connect after uh the show so you
know i feel like i left a few good men out there that i couldn't go see but the other ghosties
there um so shout out you know who you are oh kevin styles in the guillotine like he was sitting
front and center oh kevin mckayla yeah yeah they're really awesome they brought some other
friends they're all in ghosty t-shirts oh that's awesome a lot of custom creations just like i mean
i'm the one performing.
I mean, I wish Brad were here.
Brad is not even here.
Honestly, he's probably on another vacation.
So I don't know why you're wearing this shirt.
That guy doesn't do anything but vacation.
Yeah.
So yeah, I just wanted to mention all that really quickly.
Cool.
When I landed at the airport in Kansas City,
Trey walks by a little bit in front of me on a rated baggage claim.
I'm probably like 20 feet, 40 feet behind him. And guy thanks for the correction i just wanted you yeah a guy recognizes me but not trey never had that happen before also never
been a situation where trey and i were walking at that distance where you could i could know that
he had an opportunity to say hi to both of us but yeah we walked past trey yeah doesn't say anything
and then walks past me he's like dude, dude, I love jean shorts.
Heck yeah.
And I was like, thank you.
And I like did kind of didn't want to leave.
I was like, this is awesome.
We had one comment.
Tell me more. Do you, um, do you, do you like, uh, use like, do you like Brad too?
Or just me?
Mostly like me.
What do you do?
Can you tell I lost weight in the videos?
Gas me up. There was, there was, you know, we had that video of like who knows trey kennedy best there was one comment that said who the heck is trey kennedy once and i was like yeah yeah
yeah it was there was one comment that said that and one comment right out of the gates was just
like whoa i did not see this collab coming.
And I think they were being serious.
Or they weren't at somewhere like, this is the collab we needed.
It was like, the whole thing is a collab.
Do you not see that?
Right.
But anyway.
Somebody also said, I'm surprised that Brad is this fun.
I saw that recent comment.
Like, I had no idea.
They said something like, I don't know why I'm surprised.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But Brad is so fun.
Yeah, it was like. But it was also a little bit like, you could have said Brad's so fun. I kind of. I kind of. i don't know why i'm surprised yeah yeah but it was also a little
bit like you could have said brad so fun i kind of i kind of i don't know i kind of like that she
said it like that in a weird way like you you know met her expectation you exceeded them good job so
fun video fun video uh scott scott wants to know if you judge your distances if they're a putt on a green. Ooh, that is...
20 feet, 40 feet.
I'll be honest, that has never once crossed my mind,
which probably shows why I'm so poor at putting
because I'm not factoring in how far is this putt.
I just kind of eyeball it.
Like, I'm going to hit this one kind of hard.
And then I hit it.
I'm like, that was way too hard.
Yeah.
Yeah, so...
Yeah, I do not.
But good question.
Hey, good question though, Scott.
Good question, good question, good question. Good question, good question, good question.
Good question, good question.
We're a little quirky.
We're a little quirky.
What do you want to do?
You want to s'more it up or what are you thinking?
I want to s'more it up.
I need some dimpsh.
Some re-dimpsh.
Oh, re-dimpsh, re-dimpsh.
Scott, you can't re-dim if you never had.
This is my week.
Scott says this is his week.
We'll see.
I'm loaded.
I'm loaded. I am not.
I have barely above the minimum.
I should have spent more time driving in silence today.
Guys, don't be fooled.
Jake is just being humble.
That is objective.
Okay, whatever.
I'm not trying to sway you.
I'm just like an objective statement of fact.
Yeah, I appreciate you guys.
I won again last week,
which last week's a little hard to judge.
I don't even know what they were voting on
because they were so specific to us.
Because I was like, do you relate to them
or is it just the best ones or whatever?
Yeah, that's fair.
Which is fine.
Just, you know, figure out how you vote.
I think vote however you want to vote.
I'll tell you one way not to vote.
I don't like the comments that are like,
I was going to vote for Jake,
but then Scott's honorable mentions.
No.
That doesn't count.
Just in general, if you like him.
No.
Whoever's the most likable of us all.
Whoever's like the one that you feel like is like the father to the most kids and like sacrifices
the most to be here.
I mean, that's like saying like we lost by two, but right after the buzzer, I made a
three.
Yeah.
It's like, no, you get the allotted slots.
You get four slots.
Yeah.
Honor mentions are just for funsies.
Really quick before we do s'mores.
Speaking of a buzzer, we we we have not talked about basketball
we had a double header tonight 637 30 uh that's how it works brad and i are hurting after a double
i'm feeling all right right now now that i got chike in me honestly i mean maybe there's a
different like protein is that i think thank you chike i i really do feel okay but tomorrow
i'm gonna need some more chike i'll just say that right now we died in the second game like there was a noticeable lack of effort well we started with
subs we had we had all seven guys there isaac and will yeah like will like got some cramp that
he thinks maybe is even worse than that and isaac his ankles were hurting which i'm like my ankles
hurt every single day of my life get out there isaac at one point isaac's like dude i don't know
if i could go my ankle really hurts and then he goes in the game and like there's a like one-on-one
like layup for this guy isaac jumps up and slaps the back yeah yeah i'm like just don't jump then
i never jump and my ankles hurt so anyway but the first game we played uh the team was good the
other team they were good and it was a weird vibe they were like they were trash talking jake a lot which i thought it was kind of the whole team but i guess it was just
the guy i was guarding i think i mean they somebody got mad at kevin at one point too they
had they just had something to say after every foul after every shot you know and some of it
was more just like that's just that's basketball maybe it's a thing you know every shot i took
there's a guy in my face going that's off that. That's off. You know, it's just like, all right, like we're 30.
I don't think you need to say this anymore.
You know, just like, just like stuff like that.
You know, like I would pump fake one time and like, he don't want to shoot.
He's scared.
It's like, I think I can, I pump fake.
I don't know.
Just like stuff like that.
And you know, just like, they're just, oh my gosh, every foul, they're barking at the refs.
And so they were clearly like pretty into this.
The refs called one fifth of the fouls
they should have called yeah they got contorted a few times they were letting it fly they were
it was things were getting a little chippy and the guy i was guarding kept bringing like race
into it which made me a little uncomfortable were you able to tell whose team was whose
it was another it was another uh yeah um yin and yang it was uh so it was a it was a kind of like um just kind of more
intense game than we would typically like they were they were very fast like they they scored
almost all their points in transition and so but anyway very close game back and forth all game
about the last three minutes uh the guy on our team who used to play professional basketball
decided all right it's time and boy was it fun to watch
yep it was fun yeah we got down to uh yeah i mean i think what happened is his name they made a uh
tate under let's start the pod i think i don't i don't yeah maybe the way he texts us one time
when it's like i haven't listened to this week's episode yet but someone so and so said i mentioned
a lot so he made me believe it that's why i mentioned him again so like people can text tate like hey you got mentioned again
this is the part dude dude this is the part but anyway yeah they made a free throw to tie it with
six seconds left and uh we didn't call time out we just got the ball in tate's hands and he drove
down and they were double team you know they gave him the steph curry treatment like as soon as he
passed half court they started double he was the only person that guarded on our team basically and he can't really get to
the basket and so he just not even pulls up but like does a step back like a luka donchic from
probably like 28 29 feet fade away three to win the game as time expires and the other team was
just like dang good shot yeah there's like can't complain about that one man good game it was one
of the hotter things i've seen on the basketball court it was fun yeah and then we had to play again and it did not go as well yeah we
had no energy even gunner i think gunner ran out cardio gunner yeah i couldn't do it yeah so but
basketball was still really fun i had fun with my friends i have we called stack a lot which is fun
yep the other team the second game kind of appreciate stack yeah that's keep going stack man what's that
about there was a guy on the team well a lot of their team they had a jersey which i guess i never
paid enough attention lester was a really big it looked like lakers but lester yeah word and there
was another word above it it was hard to see what was it but there was one guy who like specifically
our team white guy looks a little like rougher had a big old beard shaggy hair and i kept calling him
hannibal lester couldn't get a laugh out of him i called every single one of them lester i was like
i'm garden lester who's that you got lester there was one guy on their team who was ginormous i
i mean it's one of the bigger guys i've ever seen first game second game second game yeah i mean like
i i think he's bigger than most nfl linebackers
he has to be like his shoulders were just i mean unbelievable yes average just like in height i
mean like huge yeah six five 240 probably just a lot of muscle six five i think maybe even i don't
know seem tall taller than us 40 feet yeah i i did in the second half like before i like in the
first half i was kind of pushing him around because the refs weren't calling anything.
So I'm like, I'm going to see what I can get away with here.
And he was kind of soft in the first half.
Like at one point he's like, he's pushing me in the back.
And I'm like, yeah, I am.
Do something about it.
And then the second half, like right before we got on the court,
he goes, I'm going to get you this half or you're mine this half.
And I'll just go, okay.
And he did, he did play really really well it wasn't like he like
physically like imposed me the whole time but he definitely did his will a few times like i i
purposely tried to foul a few times i didn't even call it so anyway it was fun time fun time i think
it's the end of the season right what is that not the end of the season oh i didn't think so maybe not i guess we'll see next week
let's see anyway okay s'mores okay s'mores um thank you guys for the votes last week
oh we have another basketball game next week 8 30 the order this week uh scott me brad
oh i don't know congrats i mean scott said he's coming swinging so let's see what he's got first
when you lose every game you get to draft first
yeah our draft is
you get to choose if you're the winner
so okay so
Scott come on yeah get by
a microphone
is this thing on okay
most satisfying experiences
my number one draft pick let me write these down you got
okay number one draft pick uh picture this it's 75 degrees outside talk to me it's sunny
talk to me you're inside oh haven't been outside yet okay first step outside on a gorgeous beautiful crisp day
that is a satisfying experience you want to go and make fun of them are you kidding
you go out and you breathe that air for the first time each day that was the first one on my list
i was like i'm okay let me put a pose in this like when you walked outside for the first time
today were you not like, wow, it's nice
outside?
Uh, probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you just took a deep breath.
And, um, so this is, this is not, this is any day.
This is the day that you're walking, you know, to go and go to your work on a nice day.
Nice day.
Yes.
On a Tuesday.
Could be any day on a Tuesday.
Give me, give me Saturday morning, 9, no, 8 a.m.
I love getting up early on Saturday mornings.
That sounds nice.
You know, you're watching football later.
You hear mowing in the background.
You smell the fresh cut grass.
You've already done some chores for the day.
You feel pretty good about yourself.
There's just a little bit of a crisp in the air.
I'm talking 67 degrees.
I'd even go 66.
There you go. Well, that's not what you said
so type that into i will say i stepped outside a couple days ago um to we were gonna shoot like
some outdoor scene and i made the comments like whoa it feels perfect outside right now like
whenever you which i don't want to give you more ammunition but like i think yeah one thing i
thought about writing down was like when you're wearing the perfect amount of clothing, Rachel and I always talk about that. It's like, sometimes
I'll be like, yeah, like a crew neck and shorts. I'm like, this is the right amount of clothing.
I dressed perfectly for this weather. I saw a tweet that said something like that. Like,
this is a perfect weather for a hoodie and shorts. And so if you see somebody in the Midwest,
just like looking like they're having a spiritual experience, just let them go.
Like, yeah, because yeah, this is like the special time of the year where long sleeve t shorts is like the perfect vibe but we said those things scott didn't
yeah scott didn't redact it redact all right um okay my number one pick and most satisfying
thing scott please don't look on my notes oh my gosh um i know i did that on purpose
and save some bad save some bat um i'm gonna say
this is a little bit uh you know with something we talked about earlier but not quite
but happens from time to time happens rarely enough for me that i'm like
oh yeah okay get done going to the bathroom you got a a no wiper. Yeah. That's good. No wiper
on it. I feel so accomplished for some reason. It's like I did something. It's like I ate,
did I eat the right amount? Was it the right combination of foods? Was it like a,
and you never see it coming. I don't like, right. Yeah. It doesn't seem like it's that
uniform to where it's like, Oh, when it looks like this, when it feels like this, you're good.
I don't know. It's just a surprise. Yeah. it's like a 500 mystery box yeah whoa no wife jackpot no no so yeah that's just fun i think because and maybe somebody out there
you know really healthy good gut health i don't know what you're up up to but maybe that's
happening all the time for you not for a bidet jk not yet not yet not yet maybe after you have
some more take get shiked and cleaned off and uh yeah it's just
really satisfying for me and um yeah i'm just so proud of myself when it happens love it feels
like i'm saving money okay um yeah it is it's a great feeling it's just like i i always have to
double check though right it's like am i sure did i miss it did i not excavate deep enough like
right did i just kind of scrape the surface and go in the valleys?
Right.
Yeah.
I need to call before I dig here.
1-800-DIG-RIGHT.
Dig right.
All right.
I have two.
Call before I dig.
You like that?
Yeah, it's funny.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see.
Does every like region, because there's always felt like local commercials,
but does every region have a local company that's advertising?
Like make sure you don't dig without consent.
Sure.
Everyone's got that.
I bet dig rides a national thing.
That is,
how are they making money?
They're just saying,
call us and we'll check if you should be digging.
I don't even know if that's a,
that might be a national like service,
like government service.
I don't even know if it's like a might be a national like service, like government service.
I don't even know if it's like a private company.
That's a good conversation.
All right.
His name was Coach Pierce.
So, okay.
My first of most satisfying experiences,
Scott, picture this.
It is not 75 degrees.
It's funny because I imagined like all of mine starting with picture this.
Yeah.
I was like, I don't need it for the wife to rest. Oh yeah, I'm painting a picture. It's not 75 degrees. It's funny because I imagine like all of mine starting with picture this. Yeah, I was like I don't need it for the wife to rest. Oh, yeah, I'm paying five degrees
You're in bed probably a twin bed because you're a younger child
You wake up and it's kind of bright for some reason you look outside. Oh
Snow has covered
Has covered the entire, you know environment out there this is a good one you you
walk outside to your living room where your parents are always awake before you
are and your parents go snow day snow day baby the rock EDM uh
that's
school district
100%
oh baby
it was like
Odessa
you know
you know
and then it was like
Ottawa
oh frick
like
yeah
come on
Stockton was the like
you know in baseball
when you have like
the indicator
like after the chin
is the sign
Stockton was the indicator
and there were so many churches.
Like if you're a small church, you know you're getting canceled.
Like just stay out of it.
You're getting canceled.
Yes.
Odessa R7 or whatever they were.
Yeah, we always had some schools.
If it was windy enough, they'd just cancel it.
I feel like I would assume that's how Stratford was.
Stratford was a little bit too.
Small town-y.
But because anywhere small town, it's a bus's issue.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay. So my first one is a snow to any, even if you're an adult, I think there's something
magical about waking up to just a completely different wonderland out there. It snow just
like it just, it just calms everyone down. Like, Hey, you're 45 minutes late to work today. It's
because of the snow. No problem. It's no problem right hey guys hey it's no problem it's no problem guys all right so it's all snow man hey hey snow worries bro um so that's my first
one okay that was my like one one like that was like i felt really good about that one um okay let's go with oh boy running into somebody no i'm just kidding um let's say
you just came home to from vacation and you remembered of course you bring up the vacation
one this guy this guy always out you know like twice a month when you bring up the vacation one, this guy, this guy always out of there,
like twice a month when you come home from vacation and you just notice it's like, no,
you come home from vacation and you come home to a clean house because you cleaned your house
before vacation. Yeah. Kind of like a making your bed. Yes. The, you know, no, you don't like that.
Scott's giving a thought to me. Hey, here's the mic. Here's a mic. Here's a mic. I'm trying to plant seeds in the voters minds of there. There is, there's a, it's a great feeling to, because, because you do all this work before you leave. And you're like, like it's, you're, you're so focused on vacation, but then it's like, but I don't want to leave my house and shamble that on the opposite. And that's a terrible feeling to come home to a just crazy shamble crazy shamble house yeah i was gonna say you
might not relate this one that much right now jake but someday it's amazing to come home and
be like look at how pristine our house is it we're set up for success it's it's right there so
that's my second second answer uh yeah i think my thoughts are like that one's that one's fine but it doesn't do for me like you know bio yeah that's good okay i'm trying to say
it doesn't affect like my body the same way that like other things do oh i think a clean room a
clean environment is like so biologically like pleasing to me like there's maybe we're just
different it 100 brings me i have i have to like have a clean room before i fall asleep at night not you yeah so it's a little different again yeah I mean I would
come back anytime before I'll like make my bed and I come back I'm like oh I forgot I did that
nice yeah but it's not like I feel like this like dopamine or like oh yeah there's there is there is
a different kind of peace like even like like I have like sliding doors on my uh closet and they
have to both be closed like like it's a little bit OCD suddenly you're scared of some monster
in your closet I have to lock the monster in yeah click there's a clicking noise in there
and i look under my bed and i turn my nightlight on it's like i don't think you're ocd i think
you're scared of the dark no no no it's this ocd thing since i was a kid i did this
if i was at a sleepover i would do it too right yeah you were definitely just scared
but i never went to sleepovers i would always just stay really late and my parents would come If I was at a sleepover, I would do it too. Yeah, you were definitely just scared.
But I never went to sleepovers.
I would always just stay really late and then my parents would come pick me up.
Take me to my nice clean room.
Yeah.
Okay, gotcha.
My second one is, this one's a little specific, but picture this.
Okay.
A few days have gone by.
Yeah.
And every day you're just like, man, I'm running out of toothpaste. I need to need to i should probably i need to add that to the list i need to get some toothpaste i'm
running out and you keep not getting it and not getting it and then you're like i i'm really
there's only a matter of time i cannot have more toothpaste in here you wake up the next morning
like shoot i forgot to get toothpaste again like all right let's try so you roll it back out again
and you start rolling it's like you're rolling up an air mattress getting ready to pack it it's
like i get all the air out here.
You're rolling the toothpaste.
You're like, there's no way.
It feels like there's nothing in here.
There's nothing.
We're done.
I get all the way to the end.
It's so tough.
And then I kind of, I use both thumbs and I squeeze.
And we got a little bit more.
I get to go another day.
Yeah.
And then you gotta, you gotta like scrape it
on your toothbrush before it comes back down.
Yeah.
You gotta be a little swift with it.
It's hard to do with only two hands really.
Cause I need both thumbs to squeeze it. But then the toothpaste got to be right there. Yeah. So that is so satisfying when you know, it a little Swift with it. It's hard to do with only two hands because I need both thumbs to squeeze it
But then the toothpaste got me right there. Yeah, so that is so satisfying when you know, it's like dang it
I keep reading to get toothpaste
But then you squeeze it just the right amount and you get like a little like just like the tiniest little morsel
I know on the toothpaste. I don't hate it. But I will say I think you missed a huge opportunity the first
Like opening of a fresh tube of toothpaste
is so satisfying.
Oh, if anything,
and I'm not trying to just be a contrarian here.
If anything, I feel like I ruined something like so pure.
It's like, where do I,
because it's like, it was perfect.
And now I've had like an indention.
It is now slightly concave.
Are you one of those psychos that push from the middle?
Yeah.
You dog.
Yeah.
Just whatever feels good.
Oh my gosh. Just get in there. It just get in there it's like a it's like
a shaker bottle you know just grab in the middle and just kind of shike around um and then when it
comes to you know time it's like all right now we got to do this you know type a way and roll up the
scroll a little bit you you literally are rolling it that's great i know when it comes to the end
katherine has like cut it off from the man maybe not toothpaste but like lotion and stuff she'll like cut off the end to like get every little bit out
because it's like expensive lotion or something oh wow uh so hope so things to look forward to jake
all right scott you got two okay okay okay okay all right picture this okay uh
you're sleeping soundly oh yeah your alarm is set for seven
o'clock yep uh you wake up unexpectedly maybe suddenly go pee i'm awake what did you say on
the office yeah uh you gotta go pee i don't know you hear something maybe whatever you're like
dang it you're like dang it's probably gonna be like 6 45 like i gotta wake up in a few minutes look at your phone it's like three o'clock
and you're like oh i still get to sleep for four more hours yep yep i great feeling that that as a
reminder you can do that every night if you want to it's called drinking a lot of water before you
go to bed i'm serious that's what I do often. And I love it.
It's a great,
I can't believe this is another like fresh tube of toothpaste,
like experience.
You could have said when you wake up at the perfect time without the
alarm.
So where are you?
We're going to go with it.
We're going to go halfway through the night.
I think that's,
that's good.
That's where you're thinking.
Okay,
great.
Cool.
Halfway,
halfway night.
Extra time sleep. Okay, great. Cool. Halfway night, wake up. Extra time sleep.
Okay.
Sorry.
Do you fall asleep?
If I get up and go to the bathroom and then come back into bed, it feels better to me
than if I just wake up and realize it's 3 a.m. and try to go back to sleep.
There's something about one or the other.
Yeah, because it kind of gets you cold for a second, and then you get back under the
covers and you get warm.
Yeah.
Okay. All right. My third pick picture this you've just spent and if this could be high
school college whatever level of education you want you've been grinding two master's degrees
shut up you've been grinding the last week of school you know plowing through finals yeah you
get to your last final yeah you finish that baby
and it's you walk out of there you walk jake yeah uh and and like for in my case
help him out scott oh my gosh there you go yeah there you go good old crew all right all right
so like at byu we had a testing center.
It's just this building where everybody goes to take tests.
Let's put some punchlines in there.
No, go ahead.
Yeah.
But like, so everybody's in this massive room taking a test
and you finish your test, you turn it in, it's on Scantron.
You go down, there's a TV
and it shows you your score like immediately.
Interesting.
So like for me
finishing that last test walking down those steps seeing i got a good grade and boom it's summertime
yeah that is a satisfying experience yeah i yeah i agree like anytime you're done a semester at all
anytime you're done with school for that year boom do you think the summer or the the christmas one i loved christmas break christmas
break man like that feeling of like oh it's i don't know that christmas vibe at a college is
just so fun so okay so last final i'll put yeah last yeah nice no more testing center yeah
all right my third one. Picture this.
Wait, I'm sorry.
I think I've heard.
I thought I heard like a coyote or something.
What?
I did that the other day in the car.
I also this thing.
Sorry.
Along with that weird habits last week, I like along with the weird laugh.
I do this thing a lot, which is a different kind of laugh. I'll just go
Yeah, yeah, that is weird
Anyway, good. All right. Sorry picture this
For certain people this one's gonna this one's gonna hit home
So someone he's making a noise
So faint in my ear.
I can barely hear it.
I used to do that.
How are you doing that?
I used to do that with like a phone, like vibration noise.
And it would, like in high school.
Ready?
Sorry.
Well, I'll try.
Michael Scott.
What was that ringtone?
It's like a jackhammer. It was like a, it's like a jackhammer it was like a it's like a nice
was your phone on vibrate oh yeah I don't know that really that's in the office Michael bought
a phone because he liked the ringtone and it was just on vibrate it must be like an additional
scene or something or maybe look at me no no maybe I'm just imperfect I mean perhaps
yeah it does sound like Dwight's wailing yeah picture this you are leaving
a you know building maybe it's a movie theater maybe it's kind of a cold restaurant uh you
weren't totally aware of like your body being cold okay but the second you step outside it's like
79 and humid and that humid air hits you it's a rush of like oh i've been cold for an
hour this is like rachel rubbing off on you basically i think i've always been this way i
don't think my body temperature is changing because of her uh but yeah and it's just that
warm humid like summer air hits you and you're like yeah that restaurant was cold and this feels
amazing okay i just want to stay out here in this warm, humid night forever.
Like my skin just feels like it's just beaming with humidity.
Oh, it's such a rush.
Okay.
I love that feeling of just being like swamped with humidity on a nice summer night.
Yeah.
That's why Los Angeles sucks.
No humidity.
It gets cold at night there.
Middle of summer.
Really?
Chili.
Okay.
Sometimes.
What about like Arizona? Scott's at Arizona. Atke's house scott said at luke's house getting into the hot tub
scott mentioned the hot tub not a hot tub guy really yeah just not that much it seems like
more of a hassle like i'm never in a hot tub and like super enjoying it like it doesn't do a ton
for my body oh you did not get in the hot tub last year yeah it's just like not like and it's not like me trying i don't know it just truly it just like doesn't
do a ton for me i could tub every single day of my life really oh yeah every single day i love it
yeah i don't know i guess i haven't really tried to like pinpoint exactly where that comes from but
it's just like just experience that it's like i don't necessarily love this and it's like in and
out of the hot tub is so cold and you you know, well, you rather just like,
you like being cold inside and going outside to the heat.
So why would you want to be like,
yeah.
Yeah.
That transfer of time.
Yeah.
In and out of the tub.
And I'm all wet now.
It's like,
I mean,
room temperature is pretty good.
I feel great right now in a recliner.
Anyway,
human night,
walking out into human night from a cold restaurant.
Okay.
Um,
my next one is going to be picture this. It's high school.
You're, you're knee deep in sports. Well, really this one specifically for me is football. Um,
the, the, the end of the, whatever the line here that I'm going to say is coach bringing it in at
the end of practice, that feeling listen. So at the end of practice. Well, that's that feeling
Listen, so at the end of football practice for us, and I think this is probably true of most sports besides golf
Was you at the end of all we always did we always ran sprints, right? Did you do that at the end of basketball in football like like every single practice was like not like in the middle of season
But like maybe like pre-season pre-season yeah really any i just i just was not a huge fan of practice in general but like gotta be on
vacation but you know like you're you're hearing you're hearing like okay we're probably gonna do
like 40 40s today we're gonna do like you know whatever 20 hundreds or something it's like okay
here we go and you're hustling every i i was a hustler in the sprints i was not the fastest but
i made sure i gave enough effort good good good because i thought to myself there's a chance that if we hustle enough
they'll bring it in and every time you know like you're you're kind of counting how many you've
done and then the coach blows the whistle you know instead of like the one time per sprint
he just blows it like three times yeah bring it in bring it in the feeling of knowing like running
is over it's over it's over gotcha i thought you were saying like the feeling of bringing it in i'm like no i'm so hot the last thing i want to be is
like near other sorry no not like yeah basically the end of a hard practice just like knowing that
it's over like yes we get to be done because ever and there was a few times when i remember like
we'd bring it in but we didn't bring it in well enough seriously it was like it was like somebody's
not on one knee like get on you know you need to get
on one knee coaches were all about the way you you should kneel and be present someone's not
making eye contact yeah yeah on the line hey eyes on me guys eyes on coach jones uh but anyway frank
coach pierce and sorry about that feeling of like you are dog tired but like you're you're pushing
yourself and then all of a sudden it's like bring it in bring it in that feeling of just like all right i'm done yeah yeah okay that's a little better than
just bringing it in sorry i don't love a good bring in bringing it in yeah in the sense of
like you are done it's over yeah you accomplished this hard thing but just right bringing it in
okay yeah bring it in what the noise is i think you have a smoke
i keep hearing that i have started hearing that but no one heard earlier was like a distant coyote Okay. Yeah. Bring it in. I think you have a smoke.
I keep hearing that.
I have started hearing that, but nobody heard earlier.
It was like a distant coyote.
I heard it too. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay. Oh, I get to, um, and then my next one, we'll just keep it simple. I think, um, do you picture it or it all just listen?
I think just listen to this. Listen to this.
Did you hear that?
No, because it's absolute silence because your baby is asleep.
That's a good one.
The feeling, whether it's on you, like that's an amazing feeling when your child falls asleep
on you.
Skin to skin.
But also just like, oh man, like especially the last like sleep of the night, the last
like when they're going to
sleep for the night and your night can officially start essentially their final resting place.
Yeah. It's, it's a wonderful, yeah. When you walk out that door, you know, to their room and their
sleep and you're good, you're, you're ready to go. In my one night caring for a child,
I felt that a little bit like Rosie hadn't really cried that much and then
right when we like started trying to like do the whole process you know like change her diaper get
her in the sleeper started getting a little little cheeky on me you know and and i was like i don't
love it i just get pretty loud i don't think she's ready to sleep because i couldn't fall
asleep if i just got done screaming yep and so it takes a few minutes for like, kind of like sitting her down,
rubbing her back,
whatever.
And then it just kind of got quiet.
Yes.
Yep.
But also there was also an aspect of me.
It was like,
I was that good.
Is that,
is she fine?
Will she sleep?
I don't know.
That's so funny that you need to read her a story.
I guess I anticipated,
anticipated like Rachel doing everything.
You just being like,
great,
good job.
No way,
dude.
Hand in hand. Two becomes one. Yeah, no, I no I was there I held the arms I like distracted her Rachel got the legs
love it yeah okay that's my that's my list okay it's back to me I think um my fourth and final
one is going to be uh picture this okay you're you're downtown a place you don't often go place to be a little down the
alley no okay main city street love it main maybe grand dude yeah dude yeah love it yeah let's say
grand you're going down grand street and you want to uh there's a there's a pristine there's like a
primo parking spot in front of messenger coffee you know like you don't
normally get a spot right there yeah gotta take advantage of this um whatever you're driving
downtown downtown why did i just almost erase it down do you guys know it's downtown and yeah you
almost just said it twice right in a row yeah driving downtown downtown i don't know why i just
had a little lapse there but there's cars behind you stakes are high but you've got a spot available
to the right uh-oh it is going to require you to parallel park so you go you get up where you need to be
you put the right blinker on they know you need to like parallel park on the right
you start going reverse you start swiveling in the to the right you think all right that seems
about good let's start you know creaking it to the left as we're reversing and then like i think i
nailed it you're all the way to left you're pulling in and then boom you're parallel it's like i just did a two-point parallel park
in downtown kansas city with all these people watching that messengers got glass doors they
all saw it they're gonna crown me king when i walk in there standing up yeah i'm gonna run for
mayor that was amazing i did it under pressure once again just feel so accomplished but also
just so satisfied like i nailed that i didn't have take, I didn't put it back and drive again.
I mean, I just nailed it.
I'm in like 22 inches away from each car right now.
There you go.
Boom.
There you go.
Man, that feels good.
Okay.
Does Tesla not have the self, like self parallel parking assist?
Gotta pay for it.
Really?
When you have the acute skills that I do, you don't need to pay for a service to Parallel Park. I am the software.
Yeah, I am the one who knocks
on the
prindle. You get it.
Alright. My one
pushback, because I like pushing back,
is you have a tiny car,
so how hard it can be.
No offense.
It's not a tiny car.
It is like a full-size sedan
No, a full-size sedan is like what Scott has
You think yours is the same size Scott? Yeah
Yeah, no, I disagree
That's pretty close
Okay, I think yeah, it's not a truck.
It's not a, you know, U-Haul.
Nope.
So I'll give you that.
But I still think it requires some pretty good parking skills to do that.
A two-point turn.
Okay.
I do it for a time, and I feel like the man.
Okay.
Great.
That's great.
All right. There there's gonna be some
good honorable mentions too because this fourth one's been hard for me yep to decide on but
my my last schmor as most satisfying experiences that i've ever had in my life
give me some about golf walking out of the theater after seeing
no one likes ruining the movie you're not remember those ads
anyway yeah walking out of the theater after seeing top gun for the first time okay the first
time first time that was one of the most satisfying experiences i've ever had what
about like the second time when you walk when you when you know it's coming and you hear that first
like little chime when they transition to highway to the danger zone
that yeah okay top gun for the first time okay specifically that is very satisfying other times
but the first time that's one of those fun things that like is so like sad that you can't replicate
it because it's like i can't i can't
go back to the first test and going into the movie i i told myself i was like they're only
gonna see this for the first time once yeah and i just bathed in that the whole time that's awesome
it was glorious okay you want me to go ahead and do honorable mentions yeah give us your honorables
okay um this was one i was really i'm trying to get a win here because i don't know how many
people can relate to this but uh this was going to be my I'm trying to get a win here because I don't know how many people
can relate to this but
this was going to be my fourth one is proving
Brad wrong
when have you ever done that
just the other day with McGovern
and that's the thing why it's so satisfying
because it doesn't happen very often
and this has been a hallmark of our
friendship I don't know why but
you just don't prove Brad wrong
very often brad
is right a lot so when you do get that magical moment yeah yeah yeah like yeah as soon as that
lady said sure i was like yeah um clumpy puppy chow is another one when you get the perfect ratio
that's good when you get the perfect ratio of like chocolate and peanut butter and it just, you get three
or four checks clumped together.
That's a great answer.
That gets me fired up to watch a cheese game with you.
Yeah, maybe.
Let's do it.
Wish I could.
Can't partake.
Yeah.
Into cheese game.
Or cheese.
Yeah.
Pop chow.
In the peach chow.
Jake said, wish I could.
Can't partake.
Another one was either, either or getting stuff for free or
getting a great deal on something like unexpectedly somebody's like oh that's actually two for one
yeah we've had we're starting to get more and more just random golf companies reaching out to us like
hey trey and jake love your guys stuff we'd love to give you some gear i think trey is like i have
so much golf gear i'm like bring it on baby. Yeah
I don't really love your brand and the designs but I use another hat sure so I mean literally today
I mean I ordered like uh, I mean just so much crap. I don't need but it's like it's free
I mean it's you rubbing off on me brad. That's what it is. It's just like you get to pick stuff
uh, one company said here's a uh promo code for a 300 gift card so scott's just deceased over here i mean you're
gonna get his leftovers i mean yeah so we we wear the same size yes yeah i'll throw some stuff
you're right i mean it is fun and yeah honestly what we're trying to do is get one of these
companies to just have us on retainer so once that happens and now we have all these clothes
that i can't wear that sucks you know because i gotta wear this one coming so um yeah that'll be fun okay love it i relate thank you anymore um i think i have
two more okay uh after you had a cold and you are finally able to breathe out of your nostrils again
yeah that's pretty satisfying yeah that's fair it's one of those things you take for granted
being able to breathe out of your nostrils same with tasting like i i get like like when i get really bad colds i can't
taste anything and then all of a sudden it's like i smell something i think i can taste yeah i've
never experienced that but i can imagine that would be tremendous yeah uh and then the last one
was hearing like a song that you just love for the first time like first time you hear a great
song you're like okay or what if it's just like a song on the radio?
Like I think just in general,
songs on the radio just hit different.
Songs you love and it's like,
oh yeah,
they played this song.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's good.
You got any?
Not much.
A few came to mind just when we were talking about that.
Just like,
you know,
getting your text and emails down to zero,
something like that.
Or like having your,
your phone,
your laptop,
everything charged a hundred percent.
Right.
Like it's always got wins.
Like it was like so much of that. Yeah. Yeah. The main, I'll mention the other thing I actually had written down like it don't look wins like it was like so much of that yeah yeah the main arm mentioned the other thing i actually had
written down that i decided to go with was like spelling a hard word correctly on the first try
when you kind of surprised yourself like whoa i just nailed rhythm right there i don't even know
how to spell it but i just got through the letters i know they're in there and just nailed it it's
there restaurant rhythm uh some words have like double letter millennium it's like oh i guess
there are two l's two n's okay nailed it there are two L's, two N's. Okay, nailed it. There you go. It's kind of satisfying.
Okay, nice.
Mine were hitting the gas tank at exactly like an even number, like a dollar.
Fun, fun.
Just feels good.
Yeah, a dollar, huh?
Catherine's cutting her lotion in half.
You're getting gas a dollar at a time.
Dude, do you have monkey problems?
Why I oughta with this guy.
Why I oughta.
You want a knuckle sandwich or something?
Come on.
Drink some more chai and get back to me.
You know what I mean.
It's more like, you know, I hit it at a perfect $94 with my truck.
Fun.
So fun.
So fun.
So fun.
Yeah.
It's like, whoa, look at that number.
I'm trying to find joy in this.
Which we put that into Gene Turet's video too, didn't we?
Like, cool, I got it right on the number.
Yeah.
It's $94 though.
Yeah, yeah.
So that doesn't feel that good, I guess.
Right.
Okay.
Just being on the same page as your spouse, I think just in general.
Like, it could be something as small as like, I always think we should get pizza tonight.
I always think we should get pizza tonight.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
You know, like, because sometimes it's like a give and take of like, I don't know if we
really need that.
We have stuff at home, but it's like when you're on the same page on small or big things,
it's just amazing.
And like, especially the big things in marriage, like when you feel like you were just one
and like really, you know, vibing with your spouse.
It's awesome.
Like when your wife says you can play golf with the boys, that's happened to me twice
in my life.
So a couple of quick things that happened like that with rachel and i recently probably like two months ago just
out of nowhere i can't remember who suggested actually but one of us was like all i want to
do tonight is just like relax with you and watch criminal minds and i don't know if we've ever
talked about criminal minds before it just like came up and then the other person's like yes that
is so random it sounds so good that is like the most you know just like that would just hit the
spot and then the other thing we both realized recently that both of our dads write down stuff i mean just stuff on
envelopes that's like how they take notes oh interesting and i was like is this like a
widespread like pandemic are all dads doing this i don't know but it was like so random like both
of our dads do this is interesting are we talking fresh envelopes or like ones from the mail uh
yeah like once in a while like they've opened it it's just on the counter and that's where i
just need some write down stuff yeah always write on envelop they've opened it, it's just on the counter and that's where I don't like write down stuff.
Yeah.
Always writing on envelopes.
There you go.
So it's kind of a fun little thing.
I like that.
Um,
a few more.
Oh yeah.
I put the alarm being unnecessary.
That's just a great feeling.
Um,
running into someone.
Gosh,
I love it.
Yeah.
And then the last one,
it was,
it's very niche.
It's,
it's my,
it's my Chris Berman of things.
But that first time you hear the March madness song at the beginning of the tournament, like when it's like, it's it's my it's my chris berman of things but that first time you hear the march madness
song at the beginning of the tournament like when it's like it's same same with the top gun thing
where it kind of starts off with like this little murmur of like and then it goes That was your jingle for the week yeah actually no actually um that reminded me well two things
sorry i just my mom texted me i don't think i told you this i was gonna like maybe screenshot
a part of her story i forgot i'll say on the podcast okay mom texted me i was listening to
your podcast this morning and when brad said Chris Bourbon, which is great.
I thought to myself, I have no idea who that is.
Then right after you said, my mom has no idea who that is.
So that was pretty perfect.
It was on the same page.
It's like, there's no way.
It's a great feeling.
Maybe just on the same page as anybody.
It's a great feeling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Feeling like, yeah, we thought the same thing without talking about it.
That's great.
Okay.
So let me.
Went to watch NFL primetime last night and they took it off early. Really? Yeah. Feeling like, yeah, we thought the same thing without talking about it. That's great. Okay. So let me watch NFL primetime last night and they took it off early.
Really? Yeah. Really annoyed. Sorry. Uh, let me, let me recap the s'mores real quick. So Scott,
these are the most satisfying things or most satisfying experiences. Scott said, first step outside on a perfect day, halfway night, wake up is what I put down. Great. Uh,
your last final of the semester
and top seeing Top Gun for the first time, Jake said, uh, a defecation with no wipe.
Uh, Jake said, uh, toothpaste last squeeze and you get one more out. Yeah. Uh, warm,
warm summer air coming outside after being cold in a restaurant. Yeah. That's just hard to spell,
but if you get it right on the first time,
that's awesome.
Hey, you.
Hey, you.
You want to eat?
That's so funny.
I've never struggled with that word.
Okay, look.
34 in the ACT.
Well, I struggle with other words.
Okay.
Rhythm's tough.
I think it might be a 33 for the record, guys.
George A.
What'd he get?
Yeah, whatever.
In parallel parking.
On the first try.
Two point. No, that's important. whatever. In parallel parking. Two point.
No, that's important.
A two point parallel park.
Okay.
Which is as little a point as you can get.
I would be impressed.
You would have to, your wheels would have to turn.
Like some of those futuristic cars you see on like Facebook reels.
Like I don't think this is a real car.
Wait, can you specify two points?
It's just like, it's just going in.
Reverse and then.
And swinging it in. That seems like one point.
I don't know.
I guess I was thinking two point would be like, you know going in forward after that. That's a good boy
That's it. Yeah. Wait, what is how many points is it? It's like one
Over but but Jake saying like yeah all in one my wheels turned twice. Yeah, whatever three Three point turn. The perfect parallel park.
Yeah.
Now think about it. The PQ.
Everyone should be two pointing.
I'm saying, I guess I'm saying a one point turn.
If you have to do three points, get a new car.
Loser.
Okay.
And then Brad's four were snow days.
Waking up to a snow day.
Coming home to a clean house after vacation.
Bringing it in. Scott just wants me to put bring it in. But coach said, let clean house after vacation uh bringing it in scott just wants
me to put bring it in but coach said let's bring it in practice is over uh and then when babies are
asleep so thank you guys that's fun thank you guys that was s'mores um that was fun yeah we've
been going for a while this is a really fun episode so we'll kind of wrap it up because
of kind of the workflow you know we've got stand-up comedy shows tonight justin's out i'm gonna be editing this one we're not gonna do
a jingle just kind of adds more to the workflow of editing this so uh the march madness song was
your jingle um no but we will play for audio we're gonna play a song at the end we gotta you
know like the good old days we'll play something what if there's a top gun march madness mashup on
youtube i'll find it if there's not sc. Scott, you have three days to make it.
Yeah, you have three days.
Windows Media Player.
You always have to give them an ultimatum.
So we'll go ahead and do reviews of the week,
and then we'll just kind of wrap it up.
Let's try it.
Let's try to mash it up real quick beforehand.
Okay, let's first establish BPMs.
What do we think in 120?
I'm just messing.
I don't know how to do this.
This is a bad idea.
That's kind of fun.
That's harder than it sounds. You think you'll do that tomorrow night?
If you want me to.
Maybe the second show.
Hey, if we get 50 cameos by tomorrow night, guys, I'll do it.
Would you rather do our cameos tonight or tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
Okay. I don't know. I guess I don't know. Okay. Whatever. Cool. Thank it. Would you rather do our cameos tonight or tomorrow? Tomorrow. Okay.
I don't know.
I guess I don't know.
Okay.
Whenever.
Cool.
Thank you guys for sending in all the cameos.
They're still coming in.
It's hard to do.
Sometimes when they get a four day window and Brad's always gone.
So it's kind of hard to like figure out a time.
But I'm just kidding.
It's just been the recurring joke.
This episode, you worked very hard.
You know, you do.
It's just a joke.
Give me, get me out of here.
Okay.
My review of the week.
This might be one of my favorite ones
we've ever had. It is. It is so is so good i love it the username is it support uh but it
looks like his name is austin okay the um review is titled reuniting with old friends review says
man i've only been listening for a few weeks now but it only takes one episode to make you feel
like you're catching up with old friends the way you guys joke with each other and talk about real
life let me okay the way you guys joke with each other and talk about real life. Let me, okay.
The way you guys joke with each other
and talk about real life invites those of us
who don't personally know you into your lives.
Also, I appreciate a podcast
where you guys are unashamed of your faith.
You don't always talk about it,
but you also don't shy away from it when it's brought up.
That is refreshing.
Thank you for that.
And us ghosties appreciate y'all's dedication.
Patiently waiting for each Monday.
Austin, great review.
I should screenshot that and put that everywhere.
I mean, that is great.
That is everything I want to be in a podcast.
Thank you, Austin, for recognizing it.
Yeah, thank you, Austin.
Beat that, Brad.
Can you give me the end of this title for the review?
It's if you're in PA school, you need this podcast.
Podcast.
Okay.
This is from Straight Face Handshake.
Emojis is the,
yeah,
it wasn't just say that,
which some people have weird tree names.
So no,
it will not give you any medical knowledge.
In fact,
over the years,
they have said some medically incorrect facts.
Oh,
I bet we nailed the colonoscopy thing earlier.
Scott,
you'll hear about on Monday.
Okay.
Let me run out of here.
Do you, do you, when was your last colonoscopy? earlier scott you'll hear about on monday okay let me run out of here do you do you when was your last colonoscopy never had one when will you get a colonoscopy when i'm 45 because why that's like the ages need to start having colonoscopy
like okay like who needs okay okay okay okay scott you win you win you win like who needs to have
them like all men i think all right all right well all nozzle. Yeah, I didn't know that was like a mandatory thing
I thought it was like something's wrong with you. You've got to go and irrigate that colon
You gotta take something drag it out. I don't know call before you dig
It's nice to have a laugh track
But when you're driving home at 10 at night, having been in class or studying for 12 hours
and you're overwhelmed and want to cry,
flip on the new soda and within seconds,
you'll forget how stressed you are
and you'll be laughing and carefree.
Keep up the good work, guys.
You make this PA student's life better.
I was just talking to somebody last night
about our podcast and like how it's not,
yeah, we're not obviously intentionally trying to
like address people in PA school or like
address, you know, stress people. Yeah. People that are struggling in their faith or, you know,
whatever, but like people have all these soap, like these really cool, you know, testimonies,
you know, for our podcasts or thank you. It's very encouraging to know that we don't always
know what we're doing, but we're just putting our best foot forward and all the while being
ourselves. And it's, that's able to be,. I just realized I didn't turn that light on.
Why would I not turn that light on?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
And I could have turned the fan on cause it's dang it.
Oh my gosh.
I got so derailed by that.
Your house,
your house,
your house.
Dang it.
Anyway.
Yeah.
I've just,
it's very encouraging.
So thank you.
Yeah.
Thanks for turning on right before we are leaving.
Scott.
How's that?
How was that looking?
Could have had that on.
How's that?
Chike looking,
huh?
Idiot.
Yeah.
Let's wrap it up.
Seriously.
Just remind you guys again,
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Yeah.
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um we would really appreciate it but yeah i hope you guys have a good week can't wait to update
you guys next week on how um the uh yeah the performing went scott's gonna be in the house
jock james in the house me and brad get to do our best i'm gonna try some new stuff tomorrow
night i'm really excited about i'm excited to hear it too it's um yeah there's some stuff how can I say this there's like
it's going to be really interesting because I'm going to be talking about something that's like
pretty uh it's going to be about Rachel and she has no idea anything that I'm talking about
but she's not there and I don't think any of the people there are going to like tell her
about it so it's going to be really interesting like stuff what i'm gonna be trying out on stage
i'll tell you more but it's like this thing is like i'm almost telling room for the people like
a secret yeah very publicly and as long i just i think i'm gonna say like can you guys please
not tell rachel this and i'm gonna try to make that funny so i'm excited to try new stuff out
tomorrow night i'm excited and um yeah i'm also going to dallas make that funny. So I'm excited to try new stuff out tomorrow night. I'm excited too.
And yeah, I'm also going to Dallas next week for some really big YouTube collabs with Mood Swings.
You are always gone.
I'm working, I'm working, baby.
Yeah, I'm working, you know, playing golf.
Yeah, I got to golf three days in a row.
I got a boss, you know, calling me down.
Ball and chain.
If anyone watches golf YouTube,
yeah, we're going to be shooting with Micah Morris,
maybe Matt Scharf, some other people down there.
I've heard of Matt Scharf. That's going to be a high energy. Yeah, we're going to be shooting with Micah Morris, maybe Matt Scharf, some other people down there. So I've heard of Matt Scharf.
That's going to be a high energy.
Yeah.
So really excited.
Very thankful that they
want to make videos with us.
Going to be a good time.
Going to have some good stories
next week.
Good time.
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